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Oct. 26, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Owen Shroyer Gets SOLITARY! Are We NEXT?!

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elijah schaffer
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kezia schaffer
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layne staley [aic]
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elijah schaffer
What's up, guys?
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is another episode of Nightly Offensive, a live stream coming directly from my home.
As you guys know, I had an accident.
I am on medication.
I've been getting x-rays, and as of right now, they think that I've cracked the crown of my foot and ruptured my Achilles tendon.
So I've been in a lot of pain, but life could be worse.
It really could be.
Owen Schroyer, a good friend of the show, was just reporting in today for incarceration.
And we're going to talk a little bit about this.
Later on in the show, my wife Kesley is going to be on.
We're going to lighten the mood.
We're going to talk about my favorite topics, black people, women, fat people.
It's all coming on the show.
But we're going to break down the serious stuff first while she puts the baby to bed.
So Owen Schroyer is reporting to state prison for what reason?
Well, obviously, you would expect it's because he committed a crime.
Maybe he murdered somebody.
Perhaps he used a microaggression and used the wrong pronouns.
I wish that I was joking and saying that this is more similar to that than anything.
Here is Owen Schroyer talking about why he was being sent to jail.
We're going to listen to him here.
We're going to go over what's happening, how you can support him, and we're going to explain how this affects all of us.
Listen to this report.
unidentified
Owen Schroyer here, and I am about to turn myself in to be a speech prisoner in Biden's America.
Unfortunately, we knew that things would get this bad.
Unfortunately, we knew the Democrats were this corrupt.
And now I have to hit the front lines and be a speech prisoner in Biden's America.
And as I go, I am currently involved in litigation to try to get my original Twitter account back at All I Do is Owen, where I had over 300,000 followers, but I've been censored there for years.
So in the meantime, while I'm away, I've launched this Twitter account at Owenschroyer1776.
It's actually run by a media team.
It's not run by me, but my media team who will be giving you updates while I'm incarcerated, daily updates while I'm incarcerated, sharing old video clips, new video clips, and as well as phone audio recordings and maybe even live recordings while I'm away.
So please follow this account at Owenschroyer1776 for updates while I'm away and spread this video far and wide to let others know, hey, Owen Schroyer is back on Twitter right here at Owenschroyer 1776.
And that year, 1776, is extremely important, not just because it was the founding year of our country, but the U.S. government is arguing that it's illegal for me to say 1776 in Washington, D.C. Don't believe me?
Check the U.S. government sentencing memo for yourself.
They said that me chanting 1776 in Washington, D.C. is worthy of 60 days in prison.
So it's Owen Schroyer 1776.
Please share this video.
Let people know I'm back on Twitter and follow this account for updates while I'm away.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so a lot of people are quick to point out.
They're saying, well, Owen Schroyer didn't get sent to prison for free speech.
It wasn't because he chanted 1776.
But here's why I think that they're actually wrong.
So Owen Schroyer was out front of the Capitol building on January 6th.
We already know that just calling it January 6th is a psyop in and of itself because they are trying to connect it to a terrorist event like 9-11, right?
It's these dates, you know, 9-11, 2001, January 6, 2021.
It's to create this sort of day in history.
It's like a best way I could describe this is a holocaustizing of a situation where you make a word or a date so negative and so dark that the moment you attach someone's name to it, it automatically discredits them.
You automatically aren't supposed to feel sorry for them.
This is the same way they've dehumanized Alex Jones.
They've dehumanized Nick Fuentes.
The same way they even dehumanized Donald Trump and more recently, Tucker Carlson, right?
Why?
Because Tucker Carlson talked about the great replacement conspiracy theory that white people are being replaced in their homelands.
And so the moment that he uses replacement, the word, now he's a white supremacist, he's a Nazi, and you shouldn't listen to him anymore.
The same thing is going for this January 6th date.
By calling it J6, we're both doing a service and a disservice.
But Owen Schroer didn't go in the Capitol building.
Owen Schreuer did not commit a violent crime.
Owen Schroer did not attack a police officer.
He did not encourage violence.
There was nothing like that.
He was yelling in a bullhorn around the building, which they say was a violation of his court order when he disrupted Congress.
But the most important part was that they already fined him and they weren't going to put him in jail.
So yes, he did get convicted of a misdemeanor and technically got in trouble of an agreement he made with the government.
But why did he go to prison?
Well, it's pretty simple.
They put him in prison because they said that he was chanting 1776, which was revolutionary language, which then equates speech equals violence.
Therefore, he was a part of the violence and he has to go into jail.
And that's pretty groundbreaking, right?
This sets a terrible precedent, like an absolutely like monstrous standard that you can go to jail, you can go to prison simply for the means of using your right to free speech.
Now, I want to say something really important here.
I have good news.
I mean, an update, as he reported to prison today, we do have an update directly from his team, and I do want to bring this up.
So directly from his team, I can go ahead and make this larger here.
Breaking, we have confirmed through a source of an FCI Oakdale prison that Owen is doing well and remains in good spirits.
With that said, unfortunately, he is being held in solitary confinement until Monday, 1030 per the facility's absurd, pathetic COVID intake protocol.
So like I mentioned in the title, this is crazy because not only did they take him into prison for his speech, but they put him in solitary confinement for the next several days for about a week, right?
This is 23 hours a day that you are placed in a cell.
You only get one hour of exercise.
You're not allowed to interact with anybody else.
This could be good for his safety.
But for chanting 1776, they said that they're looking out for COVID protocols, just reminding you, they're still using COVID as an excuse to commit crimes.
For COVID protocols, they went ahead and they put him in prison in solitary.
They've never said that he did anything to break the law, right?
There's never been any laws broken, but they did say what, that he incited people.
This is a made-up fictitious language.
And it makes me wonder, right?
Because I know Owen and I know that Owen's not a criminal.
I know he loves his country.
And I know a lot of people that have been persecuted, including the Proud Boys who got trumped up charges up to 22 years in prison, partial life sentences, possibly life sentences if they get a disease while they're in prison for the crime of shaking a fence.
But the problem is when you shake a fence, if you have the wrong politics, then you can upgrade that charge to a terrorism charge.
And then you can take that terrorism charge and you can stack on decades.
And Republican politicians won't care about you.
No, they won't care because they're really, really more concerned with sending money to Ukraine and sending money to Israel.
Like, I'm not joking.
The Speaker of the House, we have a new Speaker of the House, which I'll be probably talking about on my censored show tomorrow about the new Speaker of the House.
You know, he could have talked about the need to create resolutions to free the January 6th prisoners to let them loose.
And what did he say?
The new Republican Speaker of the House, his first resolution is to get a bill on the table to send money to Israel.
That's what the Republicans care about.
That's literally all they're concerned about.
And it does make me pretty shocked.
Now, this video has pretty bad, has pretty bad sound quality.
And again, I apologize.
I'm a little loopy.
Like, I am on medication and it's been really rough.
I don't feel like myself.
Like, I haven't felt like myself in like a week.
Any of you guys know that you've taken pretty heavy pain medication for serious injuries.
You feel like a combination between high and drunk and like irritable.
And it's really hard for me to process things and to just, you know, like be present for my son and my wife.
And it's just been a real challenge.
But I am reminded that, you know, I'm grateful to be home.
I'm grateful that the government hasn't arrested me or hasn't taken me to court because while of course I was a journalist and I shouldn't be arrested and I don't think I will be, or at least I hope not, you know, I was reminded by how much these people continue to lie.
Julie Kelly, who's been one of the greatest advocates for the January 6thers, said, I should stop being shocked at the lies told by federal judges in DC, but I am.
Doing some research and came across this, Judge Chris Cooper, an Obama appointee, telling Jay Sixer in September 22nd of 2022 that four cops were killed on January 6th.
So by the way, they're getting these people in trouble like Owen Schroyer for committing crimes that they didn't commit.
And based upon the precedent they've sent about January 6th being this horrible day worse than 9-11.
This is the actual writing here.
I can bring this up.
If you're an audio-only listener, remember, this is an audio-only podcast.
You can get this on iTunes, Spotify.
We have a lot of listeners there.
I encourage you guys to download a link in the description.
But this is from an actual memo from the judge says, and even more troubling coming from a former law enforcement officer, after four officers were killed on January 6th and four more took their lives by their own hand later, you advocated more violence against law enforcement.
You told Mr. Deacon, I can kill every agent they send for me for at least two weeks.
This is from another trial, but this is a judge saying that, you know, four police officers were killed and four committed suicide afterward.
Now, I'm just going to say this.
Did they kill themselves afterwards?
Or were they pressured to kill themselves?
Did somebody kill them and it got labeled as a suicide?
I'm not entirely sure, but I definitely know that four police officers were not killed on January 6th.
The only people that were killed on January 6th and murdered were Trump supporters.
And there were multiple of them as well.
Most famous being Ashley Babbitt, but that's not what matters.
What matters is they rewrite history to define to mean whatever they want it to mean, right?
So this is pretty, pretty dramatic stuff.
It's not good.
And I'm not very, very happy to be seeing this go in this direction.
Like I mentioned, I have a video from Owen reporting into prison.
This will be the last of this before we move subjects.
Again, I apologize as it's really not the best audio, but it is what it is.
They filmed it on their phone.
And if you get bad audio, that's not you.
It is the recording.
But I do want to listen to the whole thing here because this is Owen reporting in for jail, reporting for prison for free speech.
unidentified
but ladies and gentlemen I'm actually behind there, right there, in a federal prison.
So if you're watching this, I'm in jail, but I wanted to give one last final message.
Now, first of all, I can't express the gratitude and the appreciation and the thanks from my heart for all the support in this really five years of political persecution that I've gone through.
So from all my heart, thank you for your continued support.
And I promise I'm never going to give up telling the truth.
I'm never going to give up fighting for you.
I want to say this.
I'm going to be there for 60 days.
elijah schaffer
For those of you that are just joining, this audio is poor quality.
They filmed it out in front.
The wind is taking over, but let's try to listen and see what he had to say as he reported for Jesus.
unidentified
And in those 60 days, I'm going to find a way to better myself.
I'm going to find a way to come out stronger.
I'm going to come out wiser.
I'm going to come out bolder.
I'm going to come out more focused.
So for 60 days while I'm in there, I'm going to try to improve myself and become a better person.
And so I offer you this challenge.
For the 60 days that I'm away, from the next time that you see my face and hear my voice, I challenge you to become a better person.
Use this 60 days while I'm away to improve yourself.
If I can improve myself in there, then you can certainly improve yourself out here.
My final message to you, my loving audience.
God bless.
Godspeed.
elijah schaffer
And Godspeed.
Owen Schroer, generally, that's what he's saying here.
You can see Jonathan Schroyer.
His inmate number is 05937.
He's federal correctional institution, P.O. Box 5000 Oakdale.
I think that's Louisiana, 71463.
If you want to support him, if you want to support his legal thought, you can go to defendowen.com right there.
That's D-E-E-N-D-O-C.
And you can also send gifts, letters, or whatever you want to to that address.
I don't know what he's allowed to receive.
We'll make sure to send him something as well.
But it is important that he's able to know that we do support him and we want to see him get out as soon as possible.
Now, we're going to jump into some more of this stuff because I want to talk a little bit about some crazy things that are going on today, as well as look at some funny videos.
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So, like I mentioned, you know, we're talking a lot about some of the craziest stuff that has been going on.
And we are talking about Owen Schroyer and some of the more interesting aspects of him.
But one of the things I think is really interesting, too, that we haven't talked a lot about is the new Speaker of the House.
So, we do have a new Speaker of the House, and Dr. Benjamin Braddock had mentioned that he was pretty happy.
This is who our new speaker is.
He said, We have a new Southern Baptist Evangelical Christian Speaker of the House.
So, we're very celebratory.
We're extremely happy about this.
But I don't know, Doctor, I really like Dr. Benjamin Braddock, but a lot of people seem to think that perhaps, you know, while we have the new Speaker of the House, that there's really nothing new about this, that the Unit Party is still in power, that we're still going to continue to lose.
And the evidence they have for it is some old clips that have been surfacing.
Now, before we even talk about those old clips and who the new Speaker of the House is, the reason why I don't have a lot of hope that anything's going to change in our country is because the new speaker gave his first resolution.
This is so freaking funny.
He gave his first resolution, and the resolution that he gave, of course, is not going to shock you.
But we finally, you know, we have this internal fight, this internal discussion, and we're finally electing a new representation for the Republicans, for the party.
And what does he decide to do for his first rule of back to office?
mike johnson
And the world needs us to be strong.
They need us to remember our creed and our admonition.
Turmoil and violence have rocked the Middle East and Eastern Europe.
We all know it.
And tensions continue to build in the Indo-Pacific.
The country demands strong leadership of this body, and we must not waver.
Our nation's greatest ally in the Middle East is under attack.
The first bill that I'm going to bring to this floor in just a little while will be in support of our dear friend Israel.
And we're overdue in getting that done.
We're going to show not only Israel, but the entire world, that the barbarism of Hamas that we have all seen play out on our television screens is wretched and wrong.
And we are going to stand for the good in that conflict.
Extraordinary crisis, right?
elijah schaffer
Of course.
mike johnson
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So the first is not to release January 6th prisoners.
It's to basically help Israel and send more of our money to Israel.
And I'll be talking more about that tomorrow night.
The new Speaker of the House, the Direction of the Country, with a guest on censored.tv.
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But for the rest of the show, I decided that we'd lighten up the mood a little bit and we'd have a little bit of fun.
I'd like to welcome my guest on to the show today.
It is the one, the only Kez Crox.
Yes, the chat is here.
The chat is here.
Welcome back to the show.
kezia schaffer
It's very nice to be back.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we've got to talk about this.
One of my favorite subjects is also other than black people is women.
And we have a lot to talk about with women that are going on.
Although I do want to bring up something very important to remind you guys, this is actually pretty crazy.
Things are not looking good back in the United States.
And one of the reasons why they're not looking good is because of the rise in violence.
We finally found out who's behind all the violence in the country.
And you'll never believe it.
It is Heartless Muggers.
It's a Heartless Mugger Pummels 73-year-old woman.
kezia schaffer
Is that their skin or are they wearing a mask?
elijah schaffer
That's their skin.
kezia schaffer
It kind of looks like a mask, doesn't it?
elijah schaffer
Are you saying this doesn't look like a human?
Like it looks like an animal-like face, or what are you saying?
kezia schaffer
I wasn't thinking animal.
I just thought maybe like alien or something.
Like the skin looks silver.
elijah schaffer
Well, it has a more of like a underdeveloped, like it has like a overbite or like a, it looks like a little bit like a, maybe it's an animal mask, right?
Maybe it's like a monkey mask or something.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm saying that could be a mask, like a, like it's Halloween, right?
It's could have been from Halloween store.
Oh, we're on YouTube.
Yes, we're on YouTube.
But it's a heartless mugger.
So basically they have figured out.
kezia schaffer
They hate heartless muggers.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So Daniel.
kezia schaffer
My least favorite.
elijah schaffer
Said that he said that, you know, that this, we have a new entry.
It's the heartless muggers are the ones taking over society.
kezia schaffer
These are the big heart muggers.
elijah schaffer
I know, but you know, it is funny though, because they have a new word for it every day.
I think I had found one too.
I'd sent it to Dan.
I don't know if I actually, let me see if I, if I messaged it to him.
I'm going to see if I can bring this up.
Oh, yeah.
We had one yesterday here in Australia and it was a youth crime with mega machetes.
That was the report.
Let me see if I can bring this.
I can't bring this up on the screen here because it's a private DM.
But I will say that did make me laugh because it's youth crime.
We have a spike in youth crime in this country from a mega machete wielding teenagers.
All right, let's get into the women's segment.
Okay, so let's talk about fat women for a second because we haven't talked a lot about them.
And I feel like there's fat women will literally do anything in this country except for try to lose weight, right?
And that's genuinely a problem.
I don't know why they won't lose weight.
I don't know why they are the way they are.
But this woman had decided to make a song about how people expected her to lose weight.
And here's what she had to say.
unidentified
Let's go ahead and let's watch this.
My grandma paid me by the pound.
Said I should try to slim it down.
Went to meetings with my mom.
Less I ate, the more they applauded.
Being hungry made me feel so proud.
Still not full yet tending.
Didn't know why to hate myself till I learned it from someone else.
Didn't see what was wrong with me.
Just lived in my body.
Did my best to lose the weight.
Hoping that her would go away.
But damn skinny feels just the same.
I'll always carry it in my body.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so yeah, I don't what I don't understand about these things.
Let me see if I bring you in here a little more.
You got to come that way.
There you go.
What I don't understand about these women is like, why is it that fat women always have to be in bikinis or underwear?
Yeah, why is it they always do everything?
Why do they always have to be showing off their bodies?
unidentified
Why doesn't she just, you know, put on a pretty dress or something like that?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, she couldn't.
kezia schaffer
You don't have to be like, I just don't understand why women always feel the need to show that they have self-confidence in who they are by taking their clothes off.
If you have, like, at what point did that become the thing?
Like, if you're a confident girl, then take your clothes off, put on a bikini, wear the skimpiest clothes.
Since when did that make sense?
elijah schaffer
Well, and I also, she has a beautiful voice.
And so it's really sad too, because like usually fat girls only have one other quality.
And it's jolliness?
No, they're goofy.
kezia schaffer
Oh, they're goofy.
elijah schaffer
Gat girls are always just silly nillies.
They're goofy.
They're jolly girls.
No, you know, just goofy.
Like, they're fat chicks.
But she has a really nice voice.
unidentified
And so like, it's weird that like it didn't need to take her clothes off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it shows you how much obesity really does hurt someone's self-esteem.
And like it really is a negative factor because once she has, she's talented and everything and all she can still talk about.
Is essentially a fat kid making fun of himself for a fat joke like, oh well, just because i'm so fat, she's writing a song about her obesity, like thinking everyone's thinking about my obesity, but if she had just written a pretty song I wouldn't believe she was obese, got a great voice yeah, but the only reason people are paying attention to her is because she's doing it in a bikini.
kezia schaffer
And another thing that struck me was um, one of the lines in her song about feeling when she's skinny, being really hungry.
She was proud to be starving, so she felt starving yes, and it just makes me think of people who are actually starving.
Um, in the majority of the rest of the entire world, there are people who are actually starving.
I don't know, it's just like the words, just it just seems like a little bit out of touch of well, she's not the only woman and that's out of touch.
elijah schaffer
Um, we're gonna be looking at a lot of women here that are just completely out of touch.
Uh, one of these would be this guy decided to do a prank on black women and I gotta say they didn't take it too well pranksters or the black women.
He decided to do a leaf blower plank prank around women.
kezia schaffer
I've seen this.
layne staley [aic]
Yo! Yo! Hello! Yo! Hello! Yo!
unidentified
Is this really common?
elijah schaffer
Like when you see black women with straight hair, is that really just wigs?
Are they really all wearing wigs?
unidentified
Or um, extensions?
elijah schaffer
Maybe no, but he got two wigs.
unidentified
Like how is the chance that that blonde wig is?
kezia schaffer
Obviously that's the faggotist thing.
unidentified
Like black women don't produce blonde hair well, I know, but I could be dying.
elijah schaffer
No, you know, I feel like i've i'm on a leaf blower, like I feel like so lightheaded right now, I have no idea.
kezia schaffer
Like you're on a leaf blower.
elijah schaffer
I feel like i'm on a leaf blower, like I feel like i'm like sweating and i'm like confused and I and I have no idea what's going on.
But I will say this, I was gonna make a point about leaf blowers, but I think my brain is a leaf blower today.
Seriously though, I feel like i've been, I feel like being I was talking to the audience earlier.
I said I feel really bad for people with chronic pain or that require chronic medication, because I feel like obviously, you know, I this is the end of the world.
I hurt my heels, i've hurt my foot, it is.
It is literally the end of the world about it.
Yeah, it's the end of the world though, but like just even, just just taking medication, or even just like being off my feet.
unidentified
You should put on a little pair of undies and ride a song about how you feel.
kezia schaffer
Like you're a leaf blow up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I feel like i'm at the like at the end of myself, but I feel like um, like I can't concentrate and I don't feel like myself and I feel you even notice I feel different.
I feel like not myself, so I feel really bad.
Uh, for people that like are like have chronic conditions, um and like require chronic medication, or cancer patients when they take chemo, because sometimes treatment and and sickness or pain, like can change your whole personality.
But the thing is is, no matter how sick I get, no matter how in pain I am, I will still find ways to roast a fat.
People like I can't not do it like, even in my worst conditions, they deserve it.
You know what I mean.
And the wig people too, which I think is quite funny.
There's a lot more we have talked about.
We have a couple discussions here, so this is a big debate a lot of people were having.
Obviously people um, you know, the quality of women seems to have gone down and the cost to maintain them seems to have gone up, which is why they're all the only fans now.
This video came out.
It's quite popular.
There's a lot of disagreements on this.
I want you to watch this and then we're going to discuss if if she's correct or not, because this is the controversy.
Is this woman right or is she wrong?
The most a man should spend on a first date.
unidentified
I feel like if i'm gonna get ready and i'm gonna use all my products to come out with you, I need like a minimum of 200, a minimum, and that's like being nice.
And what does the man get in return for that?
My presence, but aren't you having his presence within you already?
I hear you, but no no, I mean like, i'm here to know you.
I'm here to get to know you.
You invited me out, but he has to drop 200.
Yeah, because minimum.
Yeah, because you, just because, just because you have to do your makeup.
Um, because I have to.
okay so we're gonna do the math my moisturizer is 400 my eye cream is 300 my serum is like another 300 my makeup you know not included so if i have to spend you know that's my money i'm spending my money on these products i'm gonna use these products what are you using them for though for myself okay but i'm gonna use these products and i'm gonna show up because it's not like i'm gonna show up in sweats the man doesn't owe you anything if you're just getting to know each other if you're inviting me out you owe me a date
kezia schaffer
Really defensive there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah okay, so let's talk about this though because, like to me, the thing about this is, I feel like what she's saying is true, meaning like, if you want to go on a date, that the truthful statement is is you're going to have to pay for a certain type of woman, like there are categories of women right, and there are some women who clearly really care about like, just like looks and images.
Maybe you're going to be more um superficial and they're going to you know you're paying for access to them.
However, her body type is like I think I call ironing board.
Like she's not in any position like you can iron clothes on her chest.
You know what I mean.
Like she's like.
She's like a very she's a.
She has no.
Like she's like that.
So a lot of guys were saying, like this girl has like a 12 year old boy's body and she's in no place to be demanding.
Like guys, spend 200.
She should be.
She should be happy to get a coffee date.
But other guys were saying that a girl's value is basically what she sets and she's saying it's going to cost 200 to go with me, and I feel like i'm worth 200 and that's what it takes.
So my question is, is she right or wrong?
Does does first dates with girls?
Should they be expensive?
Can they be cheap?
That's where the argument is coming in.
I felt like it's somewhere in the middle saying, okay well, I guess it's like, whatever you think a girl's worth like.
If a girl says hey, you're gonna take me somewhere nice, and you feel like it's worth it, then whatever.
But I feel, like a lot of girls, it's just not worth it anymore because they you don't get much for what you're paying for.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, and also um, with her being like, well, my moisturizer is 400, my serum blah blah, blah.
unidentified
I have one moisturizer and it's like 50 bucks and you look better than her, way better, stop you.
Way better.
kezia schaffer
We don't have to say it, it's true, but you don't.
She doesn't have to spend a thousand dollars on just products to moisturize her face and then go.
Because I spent, because I chose to spend $1,000 of my money on my makeup to look beautiful, then you owe me this amount of money.
No one owes you that amount of money or that expensive of a dinner because you chose to spend your money how you liked.
But in saying that, I also do think if a man asks a woman to go on a date, he should pay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I also think too, like there was like all these black women, that all these black women were saying, I know.
But I think like what it also matters too is what you're trying to get access to like, for instance, like like uh, Brian just wrote in the chat that a whore is cheaper and I guess, depending on what country you're in, that could be true.
But it's like saying this, like if you're going out with her and you're assuming that you're gonna have, like this is hookup culture, right.
So if you're assuming you're gonna have sex with her at the end of the night and she's assuming that, then like, in the end, that's almost sad that a woman's only worth 200, like she takes her vagina to be worth 200 bucks.
So on one hand, it could sound really expensive.
On the other hand, you're paying 200 for sex, which is that she's just a legal prostitute right, and a lot of women are illegal prostitutes.
That's what I think people don't understand saying.
But when he said, what does the guy get in retention, she's like, well, my presence yes, but i'm saying that's why it depends what you're expecting, and I think that a lot of people don't understand the reason why girls are demanding so much for first dates.
I think is because they're putting out on first dates.
So I think they're like well, i'm sleeping with you and i'm giving you my body, so go get, take me to a nice dinner.
And they're just like prostituting themselves.
So I think that a lot of people think like oh, why are girls demanding so much for first dates?
It's like well because, like what you're?
They're selling their vagina for a six dollar coffee.
Do you know what i'm saying?
Like I think yeah, I think hookup culture changed the what a first date was, because the first date didn't.
People used to say, don't even kiss on the first date.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, it's like it used to be like courting, like a man would go oh, this woman could be a potential wife.
She, she has the same values, she comes from a nice family, she's obviously beautiful and I want to take her out and you would ask the father and there was a way and you would pick her up.
And I think part of a man paying for a woman on a date is showing his side of i'm.
I can provide for you, I can all this sort of stuff, but yes, she's.
So here's an example that wouldn't be very grateful, right?
elijah schaffer
So she's seen, as I said, she's like a.
She's like an ironing board girl.
She doesn't have a lot to offer, personality or looks.
This is what modern women are so like.
This is what I mean by modern women are whores.
This is a uh I.
I just got banned off of TICK TOCK.
By the way, again almost 40 000 followers got completely banned um, which is they didn't explain why, but whatever, it's tick TOCK.
I mean I just expect it.
At this point, you can't make it on there, but this is what a modern girl is, right?
This is a song for modern women.
Check this out.
unidentified
I shut the jalapeno up for 20 bucks.
You can call it a joker, you can call it satire, but my asshole is on funky fire and I don't give a damn about my reputation.
Overdose on pbr and masturbation smoke someone's meat higher than inflation.
I'm just a product of your name.
Any track yellation.
I'm a fuck puppet of society.
I wish the dominant tricks would untie me.
I'm being fucked by a chick with a just another type to me.
And I don't mean to smoke a bag of society.
Take a sip of a drink poured by Bill Cosby.
elijah schaffer
Somebody actually made that.
So that's there's a lot to break down here.
kezia schaffer
She's like almost like very self-aware that she's like depressed and hates her life and wants to die.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you know, it's not that easy to make a song.
Like, you know, you have to record.
kezia schaffer
No, that sounds like every single song that anyone who ever wanted to make a song ever made ever.
elijah schaffer
I'm still saying, I'm still saying multiple hours of work were put into this.
Like, she's had moments to rethink not producing that.
Like, this wasn't like, you know, like her friend filmed her and she's just like, hey, suck a dick and put a jalapeno up my ass.
Like, she wasn't just making it up for fun.
She wrote, this was a song that was like preconceived.
It was premeditated.
It was edited.
It was put together.
They published it as a music video.
They got dildos, sex dolls, jalapenos, explosive graphics.
Like this is like, this is where it makes me rethink.
This is my point about modern women.
This is, this is the modern woman here.
And everyone is cheering this woman on, like, awesome.
unidentified
This is so good.
kezia schaffer
But she sort of seems like really depressed.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I saw my friend tweet it out today.
I've got to stop falling in love with whores.
And so the reason why I was thinking about this is like these girls, though, they'll always get attention because guys do want, do want sexual or they want to have sex.
So these girls get a lot of attention.
But the sad part is that they're not fulfilled.
Like they're not living meaningful lives.
And I feel like women have like two options today and neither are meaningful to women.
Be a whore or like be a career woman.
And I don't think, and I don't think either are meaningful.
unidentified
Meaning, I think women can work and I think women can be whores.
elijah schaffer
I just don't think that they'll find like value or like a lot of self-worth.
And here's a good example of that.
There's a debate going on between Matt Walsh, some of the people from the Babylon B. Let me see this if I can find it.
Oh yeah, about this woman.
So this girl goes to college and she decides that she gets her first job out of college and she hates it.
She realizes she doesn't like a nine to five life.
And before we talk about the debate, I want you guys to listen to this video and here's what she had to say.
unidentified
I know I'm probably just being so dramatic and annoying, but this is my first job, like my first nine to five job after college.
And I'm in person and I'm commuting in the city and it takes me fucking forever to get there.
There's no way I'm going to be able to afford living in the city right now.
So that's off the table.
Like fucking duh.
If I was able to walk to work, it'd be fine, but I'm not.
So it literally takes me, like I leave here, like I get on the train at 7:30 and I don't get home till like 6.15 earliest.
And then like, I don't have time to do anything.
I don't, I want to shower, eat my dinner and go to sleep.
I don't have time or energy to cook by dinner either.
Like I don't have energy to work out.
Like that's out the window.
Like I'm so upset.
Oh my God.
Nothing to do with my job at all, but just like the nine to five schedule in general is crazy.
Being in the office nine to five, like if it was remote, you get off at five and you're home and everything's fine.
But like I'm not home.
It takes me long to get home.
And like people that drop to the office, like it doesn't, you don't get off at five.
And I know it could be worse.
I know I could be working longer, but like I literally get off.
It's pitch black.
Like I don't have energy.
How do you have friends?
Like how do you have time to like meet like a guy?
I don't know.
Like how do you have time for like dating?
Like I don't have time for anything and I'm like so stressed out.
And I'm also getting my period.
elijah schaffer
So okay, so by the way, I want to point something out.
There's what I don't know if women like to pretend to work more or if they like to complain about work more.
Like I've worked in a lot of environments.
I've worked from media to like, you know, events to like working in labs.
And there's one thing that I've noticed is that the women that I've, that I've worked with, no matter what, from bosses down to employees, their favorite hobby more than working itself is complaining about the job and people that at the job.
Like they never get paid enough.
They work too much.
There's too much drama.
They're not respected.
They're objectified.
They work harder than everyone else.
There's just complaints and complaints and complaints.
And the reason why I think that's the case about complaining about work, by the way, if you're just joining and you want to know why it looks like this here, I'm at my house.
I was injured.
I'm just live streaming for fun for you guys because I didn't want to leave you hanging and I just wanted to do some fun sort of like off the cuff live stream since my normal show is like kind of on hold while I'm recovering because I can't make it to the studio because I'm on medication and I shouldn't be driving going upstairs and stuff.
But I'm very loopy right now.
But I will tell you that I appreciate you guys joining the live stream.
However, on this girl, I'm saying what she's finding out is she just, she just doesn't find her job meaningful and she doesn't like it.
And she's like crying.
kezia schaffer
And like, and like because the things that are important to her isn't her job.
It's being able to go to the gym and have friends and go on a date, find a husband, all these things.
And my first nine to five job after high school, I cried every single day going to work.
I hated it.
And since being married, I haven't worked another day in my life.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but that's what I'm saying is that she's crying because she's like, she's like saying people get to work from home.
Like I think what women don't realize, this is why I said the two options were being a whore and working a nine to five is like there is another option and it's homework.
And I think people called being married.
Yes, but people don't think that being a stay-at-home wife or a full-time wife, full-time mom is a lot of work.
It's a ton of work, especially if you like, live like all these girls that want to be trad wives live on farms.
There's a ton of work to do.
It's just that the work is meaningful.
Like if you work on a farm, you're still working full-time.
You're working more than full-time.
You might be, if you're a mom, you're working seven days a week, but it's a different type of work and it's, and it's meaningful.
kezia schaffer
And you'll go home, which is the best part about being.
elijah schaffer
I keep finding these videos, though, of all these girls, all these videos on TikTok of girls being like, what did I do with my law degree?
And they like graduated from Harvard.
They're like, I opened up a ceramics studio.
unidentified
And then they're like, and they're all like, yeah, girl, ceramics is so much more fun than law.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, yeah, bitch, like, what do we do?
kezia schaffer
We care about doing fun things.
unidentified
Okay.
kezia schaffer
We don't want to slave our life away in the office, being told what to do and not being able to make things cute and be creative and be able to just take a break, go in the fridge, have a little chalky, make yourself a cup of tea on your break.
Like, man, I love being at home.
It's my, I'm at home 24-7, seven days a week, all day.
And I love it.
When the opportunity comes to go out of my home, I'd rather be at home.
elijah schaffer
Kind of say that's when Ben and I were on sensor TV.
By the way, you guys got to support the show there.
I do have a new episode coming out tomorrow.
I should be back into my main studio, hopefully by next week, if I can get the ultrasound and everything taken care of on my heel.
But we were talking and like, they don't realize that Australians shorten everything.
And that's why you shorten like McDonald's is literally called MACA's here.
And so we were talking about like eating chalkies.
And someone's like, you fat, you gay homos.
I've never heard guys call chocolates chalkies.
And I'm like, all right, it's the language here, but it is a little gay, but they are chalkies.
Everyone knows Kez loves her chalkies.
But I bring this up though, on the side note, of the women being upset about this.
This is why I feel like women are so like why we have HR departments, why there's so many problems at work and why the one issue at work is that people don't do anything.
They're not working is because women, we're not built.
Like the Babylon B guy said, women weren't weren't built to have meaningless work.
Like women are creatures of meaning.
They're meaning, they're creatures of purpose.
Like that's why if you're in a relationship, like I have a friend call me and like he can be with his girlfriend, you know, drive out to her, fly out, dirt be with her all weekend.
And then he misses one day and she's like, Do you still love me?
Are we okay?
And it's because like she's looking for meaning and purpose.
Like she's not looking for just practicality.
And he's seeking function, right?
I was there for the last four weeks, but every day she wants to know that he loves her, that she finds her beautiful, that there's some value in the day, that there's something deeper going on.
Women are just different creatures.
So when you tell a woman to go do some stupid, you know, TPS reports for a boss, they're just not going to enjoy it.
Now, being at home, this is what I was going to say.
Here's the psyop.
I have a video here that's the psyop.
What they do is they, where is this?
What they do is they end up doing this major psyop that like having kids and being a stay-at-home wife or like whatever is horrible.
One of the ways they do this, we'll look at these weird videos they keep making is this glamorization of being a woman in your 30s and not having kids.
Like this is what they do.
It's all over TikTok.
Like, isn't it so much better to not have kids and to work?
unidentified
Watch.
You gotta make your own kind of music.
Say our own special song.
elijah schaffer
So what I don't really cares about these things is like, number one, can we just talk about the fact that like a typical childless woman in her 30s, she burned the popcorn.
kezia schaffer
So that was.
unidentified
Can I just say everything that they did in the wake of she's like, la la la, this is what I did.
I went to the beach and I went to the pool and I had a glass of wine.
kezia schaffer
This week, I have done all of those exact things.
We go to the beach every single week, sometimes twice a week.
We go to the pool.
Yesterday we went to the bathroom.
elijah schaffer
I'm literally doing water therapy with my son hanging out.
kezia schaffer
We do all of the same things you do.
Oh, have a coffee and watch the sunset.
I do it every single day, girl.
Every single day.
All of your activities, I do, but I just have a little guy with me.
elijah schaffer
And he's very cute.
You want to see his legs.
He's on the last episode.
But I'm saying they always do this.
Like they, what they do is they glamorize being childless in your 30s as a woman and like working because they go, well, you can drink wine.
unidentified
Why can't you go to a restaurant?
elijah schaffer
In fact, you may be able to drink more wine when you have kids because then there's an excuse to be acting a little goofy.
No, but you should be responsible.
But I'm just saying, like, as if you can't have some wine.
And then also, like, why don't you show me a video of like doing acid and like mount like the top of the mountain and like being naked and stuff?
Okay, maybe then you got me.
Maybe then like escaping and living naked on a mountain and dropping acid for seven days.
Probably can't do that when you have a kid.
It's probably not good to do when you don't have a kid either.
But I'm saying like, why would you use the most basic things?
Like as if having a child prevents you from living a life.
It's a fulfilling life and no one understands that.
Like having a kid, we're gonna look at another type of video.
They always make it look like having kids is the worst thing ever.
kezia schaffer
Stops you from doing any kind of, it's like the average person maybe goes on a vacation or holiday once a year, maybe.
What, like a week away or something?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Here's this crazy thing.
If you have grandparents or a little bit extra cash, you can pay somebody to look after your kid for a week while you go and do the same thing that you would do once a year.
Like, I just, it doesn't make sense.
But it's obviously made by people who don't have kids because you can do all those exact same things with kids.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So here's the other, I'm going to, I'm going to share with you real fast this other like psyop.
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But the psyop that I wanted to bring up was this weird idea where people film themselves on like what it's like having kids.
And you might have seen this weird thing.
Josh LaCash put this video up, but they film themselves on what it's like having children.
And I just don't know where, I don't understand how people think this is real because who the hell has the, who's, who has lights on and filming themselves with children?
this out.
Can we stop there for a second?
That's a really newborn baby.
Why are you bottle feeding a newborn baby?
Like, is it because you're going to work?
Like, why don't you just breastfeed?
I mean, I know we love medical conditions, but there's also this side too where people talk a lot about all this like bottle feeding.
I guess some women don't produce enough milk.
That's a real problem for some people, but we've had no issue with that, right?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, there can be like a number of different reasons.
Like I have a friend and the baby's mouth has like some the roof of their mouth or whatever and they can't laugh.
So there's going to be like, you know, situations where a baby can't breastfeed for whatever reason.
But I think there's a lot of people who choose just not to breastfeed.
I don't know why.
I don't know why you wouldn't want to breastfeed.
It's so fantastic.
elijah schaffer
It's very because they want to, a lot of people just want to drink a lot or they a lot of times like they don't know they don't know how to adjust to being a mom.
So I've noticed this like they still want like, you know, me time and they don't, like you said, they don't know how to structure their child's life.
So they like, we're like, I just want to go out with my girlfriends.
And then they have their husband watch the baby and bottle feed the baby.
It's like, dude, bitch, just take a couple months.
Like it's a new season of life.
Just spend time with your newborn baby.
Like you, people, like when I, when I say it doesn't change your life, it does, but it changes it for a more fulfilling way.
If you're bottle feeding your baby and like, this has got to be like four weeks old, maybe right here.
Why are you, like, I guess if your baby's older and you just want, you know, you have to go on a trip, maybe there's a medical reason.
kezia schaffer
But like, I don't know if my baby's sick, like what's she's putting in the milk.
I don't, I don't know what this is.
elijah schaffer
Tylenol, she's tink, tink, tinkering.
kezia schaffer
Maybe the baby's sick because.
Like all those gloves and like this, this whole video is not anything that I experienced in the first few weeks when we had our baby.
I didn't, it was not even close to this.
unidentified
Why is she bottle-seating?
elijah schaffer
And some say, why is she bottle feeding?
kezia schaffer
It looks like she's breastfeeding.
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
No, she's bottle feeding.
unidentified
Yeah, if the lights were off, probably the baby would probably be- Why are you recording this?
I don't think the baby was supposed to wake up every 30 minutes.
I think that's 15, 20 minutes.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Did this happen?
kezia schaffer
Oh, no, this didn't happen, bro.
We, I just like read and took advice from older women who had had kids and got them on good schedules and routines and how to sleep through the night, all that sort of stuff.
And yeah, by like nine weeks, he was sleeping.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's not it.
Well, I was thinking, like, but that's my point: they make all these videos.
Like, this woman's like, what's really sad is you have a kid and you're making it seem like it's a burden.
Do you know what seems more burdensome?
unidentified
It's like making videos about your burden.
kezia schaffer
But it's only a few weeks.
It's only a few weeks.
elijah schaffer
But people don't understand that.
It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like four weeks of your life.
So it's like, but it's a trade-off.
kezia schaffer
Well, some people, their babies have one years old and they still wake through the night.
elijah schaffer
Because they don't know how to get their baby to sleep because there's proven methods, but people don't want to follow them because everyone's got to reinvent the wheel.
But I do bring up the fact with children is like, there's a psyop that tells women that careers are good.
Don't have children.
Look at how bad having children is.
Oh, this is so horrible.
It's like, do you know what's probably exhausting?
You know what's even worse than like waking up every 20 minutes to help a baby is like turning on your phone camera and setting up lights and posing.
That's just turning it into a drama.
kezia schaffer
Like just now, waiting, your baby is crying.
Wait, don't pick up your baby straight away and stop them from crying.
unidentified
Let me just set up the camera, angle this, make sure that my hair looks good.
kezia schaffer
Okay, now I'm going to pick up my baby.
And now I'm going to prepare their bottle.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, Caesar Sweato asked if this is even live.
Yes, we are live.
And like I mentioned, so I, you know, I feel like I feel a little bit like I'm a leaf blower.
I feel like I'm in the middle of a leaf blower and I'm cycling in circles.
Like, I, it's like, I know I'm sitting down, but I don't really feel like I'm on the ground.
kezia schaffer
Are you okay?
elijah schaffer
No, but I think what I think what it is is, I think, um, yeah, no, but I'm not, but I'm okay.
I just think I think it all hit me at one time.
And so then I went like, and then like I started this, and all of a sudden I started sweating and I was like, yes, because I think like, I think like I was like, like, I feel like, um, I feel like I can't feel anything, you know?
I'm not even joking.
Like, I, I was, yeah, I went to the doctor yesterday, and I think they, I think they even over-medicated me yesterday.
unidentified
But what it was, I think I'm yeah, you were like high as a kite.
elijah schaffer
I think, come on, but like, I know, but like, I'm like itchy and like, I'm like, I don't even know.
I don't know what's going on, but I feel really weird.
Anyway, we're all keep going.
We'll keep going.
I love you, chat.
We will keep, we will keep.
unidentified
They're telling me my head's floating.
elijah schaffer
This is all the dreams.
But no, it's like, it's like weird because I turn my head this way.
It's like I can still see straight for three seconds and then my head moves.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm like processing.
unidentified
Close your eyes before you turn your head and then open them.
Is that better?
kezia schaffer
Now you're just being a little bobblehead.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm like, that's it.
unidentified
No, you're bubbling your head around while you're closing your eyes.
kezia schaffer
Keep your head straight.
Close your eyes, turn your head, and then open them again.
elijah schaffer
Don't yeah, but I feel like I'm in the three second delay.
Okay.
Anyway, speaking of the psyop, we got to get through some of this stuff.
We got more stuff to talk about.
So I know, like, like I said, so we talked a little bit earlier about the speaker of the house, right, talking about, you know, hey, we're going to, I'm not even, I guess I'm not even going to show this video, but I think this is so funny.
So I was like, what are women doing in the government, right?
How are they helping us in the government?
And I saw this post by Penny Johnson.
It's breaking, right?
Breaking.
I saw today, Jack Pisovic wrote one too.
He said, breaking.
Greg Gutfield weighed in on something.
And I was like, breaking news.
I sent it to Mike.
A Fox News host said something.
You know, everything's always breaking.
I love.
I love breaking news.
I love Jack and I love Benny.
I do love them.
I just think it's always funny when they're breaking.
Arkansas governor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, signs an executive order banning whoop nonsense, language like pregnant people, laboring person and birth giver from state government and we're just getting started.
So, like you know, we can't afford our homes.
Uh, you know uh, utilities are out of control, food prices are out of control, crime is soaring and, like I well, the Democrats definitely aren't doing anything to help.
They're making things worse.
Republicans, come in, look at, look at, look at who's in the government in Arkansas, look at how many women it's all women and like that, looks like Bislane Maxwell had some uh glizzies, too many glizzies on the left um, and then you have like, you know, look at these, just these fat women are there and and uh, what I love is like look, I love Benny, I love all these people.
This is not a smack on any of them, but I do love how, like the right wing loses so badly, like we're doing so poorly and like you know, Owen Schreuer's in prison and stuff like that uh, we're doing so poorly that like breaking news and a huge win for us is that, like we're not taking this nonsense any longer.
Like a bunch of women said, no more birth givers, and it's like these are our wins.
Like it's breaking news for the right wing of America.
Like Republicans breaking news.
A bunch of women aren't gonna let you say laboring person, and it's like this is Republicans answers to what's going on in our country.
It's a little bit blackpilling like it's just like.
This is what I mean about women in in office is like when we have women involved in politics, they just parrot male ideas or they get us distracted and bullshit that doesn't matter.
And it's like this is like and this is stupid to like from state government.
Like this doesn't even like fix the problem.
It's just like.
It doesn't like in Arkansa, are there a lot of woke people in Arkansa?
kezia schaffer
I don't think so, but even I feel like I don't have the right language to explain how I feel.
But by them making this big ban and everything, they're giving legitimacy legitimacy to pregnant persons and laboring persons, when everyone knows that's the silliest thing ever.
But then they go, I feel like men should have, as soon as people started saying silly nonsense like that, should have gone, ah, that's enough of that.
Cut that out.
Like I just remember my whole life, if I did anything silly, my dad would just put a stop to it.
Ah, don't be silly.
Cut that out.
And then you would stop being silly.
And it wouldn't even get to the point where we would have to come and say, now we're not going to say laboring persons anymore.
And we've had enough of this.
It's like, why are you even giving it?
Like, since when did anyone even accept this?
It was only like the real crazies who even accepted that.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Everyone else knows only women give birth.
elijah schaffer
It's like Latinx and stuff.
Like nobody's, I'm just thinking Republicans, right, today, they're banning woke person and they're sending money to Israel.
Like it's not really the solution.
Do you know what's been the greatest development in my personal life?
It was buying a master-built charcoal and wood smoker.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I went to go buy a grill.
My friend is really into grilling.
You've seen him, just a regular guy, a regular, because you're the regular girl, but regular, the guy who's been on him is just the regular guy who just comes on the show sometimes.
He got me to buy a really nice grill.
And it was a little bit expensive.
I think, you know, it was about $1,300 Australian for everything, which is pretty good, which is like, which is not expensive for smokers because like the ones that you guys told me to buy, I asked you.
I went and looked at them.
You must all be really rich or something because they were like $8,000, the Traegers.
Like $8,000.
But I bought like the low end of the line, the cheapest smoker you could buy.
It has charcoal on the top, wood on the bottom, $1,300, not a lot of money.
It's like 800 US.
And you know what?
I would have spent three grand on this if I had to.
My life will never be the same.
You can call me a pregnant person.
My steak tastes good.
You can call me a birthing human being.
I have smoked chicken.
Like if you want to change your life and you're tired of things going to shit and the Republican Party is making you upset, give your heart to Jesus and smoke some meat.
Because I'm going to tell you, meat that's been smoked with apple wood.
I think I have, what is that called?
Hickory, hickory wood.
The charcoal lights, it drips embers on the wood.
It creates smoke and it gives you this smooth flavor.
I don't even need to talk about politics anymore.
I just need to make steak.
It was really good, right?
Right?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
As we're eating a steak that Elijah made on his new barbecue, he was talking about what he was going to make next and thinking about all the next things.
Is that something that all men do?
Like after they've just finished a meal and they're full or they're in the middle of eating their meal, they're already thinking about their next meal.
elijah schaffer
I'm smoking meats.
Yet I feel like I cannot express.
Like if I was governor, my first thing to do would be to make sure everyone.
If I was president, if I was governor, everyone would get a meat smoker because then everyone would chill the fuck out.
Like, what if, what if you just stopped?
What if everyone just stopped, got together and smoked a couple meats, right?
Like, wouldn't that be amazing?
We'd all be, we'd all unite.
We'd all feel better together.
Everything would be cool.
How can you be mad with a nice steak?
Like, how can you be, could you be angry?
No.
Anyway, back to the story.
Now we're just having fun.
unidentified
Well, I'm going to, I want to talk about, so what's Elijah more passionate about?
kezia schaffer
Fat women or barbecues?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So yeah, so this is an account I really like.
Had said that he made a video.
He said he found something that was worse than the Holocaust.
He said he had found something worse than the Holocaust.
I'm not saying that because there is nothing worse than the Holocaust, obviously.
He had brought this video up and this is a very contentious discussion.
Breast reductions.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let's watch this.
layne staley [aic]
Let's watch this.
unidentified
I got gums in my bed and they won't go.
Spirits in my head and they won't go.
kezia schaffer
Oh, that's so nice.
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
Okay, no, no.
So listen to the comments.
Someone said, just reverse the video, right?
This is perhaps the most tragic video I've ever seen on X will probably cry.
Put them back.
Put them back.
This is slapping.
This is slapping God in the face.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Someone said she looks better with smaller breasts.
It's more proportionate to her body.
It is.
kezia schaffer
And you can see that she feels insecure.
elijah schaffer
By 9-11.
kezia schaffer
It's all look.
You can see that this is like all the boys are upset about this, but I'm sure girls understand.
If you've got big back breakers, it's hard to run.
It's hard to do anything.
And she obviously felt really insecure about that.
And she looked great.
She looked great after the brush.
elijah schaffer
I'd love to see that.
I can see the chat right now.
I can see some of the chat.
I feel like that everyone's like, it is selfish of her.
Look, she could just use it.
kezia schaffer
No, it's all, it's just the boys who are mad.
elijah schaffer
It's just, I would be really, if my wife, if you got a breast reduction, I'd be really upset.
I would need to smoke a lot of meat to get through it.
I would be smoking a ton of meat.
unidentified
But I don't have boobs like her.
No.
kezia schaffer
So if I had a breast reduction, I'm not, I, I am, I'm already a small chested woman.
So if I got a breast reduction, then it would be nothing.
But if I had massive knockers like that and I said, Mike, I want to get a breast reduction.
unidentified
Would you allow it?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm not.
unidentified
No, if I had ones like that.
elijah schaffer
I could do well.
Look, I'm not saying, no, I'm not saying hers.
I'm saying.
There's a lot you could do with those.
No, the littler ones are nice, but they were better before.
kezia schaffer
All of her clothes don't fit right when they're big.
She looks so much more proportionate and cute with the smaller ones.
unidentified
See, it just, it doesn't, it's like busting out.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying I wouldn't be happy if my wife reduced her boobs.
kezia schaffer
I'm asking you, if I had boobs like she did those ones, and I said the gravity, I'd say you're perfect the way God made you.
unidentified
Now take off that shirt and let me bongo.
He's high.
kezia schaffer
He's high.
unidentified
He's hot.
elijah schaffer
No, but that's what that's a little baby E does.
unidentified
Baby E goes to Kez's boobs and goes, bang, ba-bang, ba-bong-bong, bang, bong.
He sits right here and he goes, bing, bang, bing, bing, bing, and he does the little binga bongs on the bongo drums, doesn't he?
elijah schaffer
Those are his little source of life.
kezia schaffer
Yes.
elijah schaffer
But he's a bongo drum player, and I'm very proud of him.
I'm very proud of him.
This one thing.
We don't have a lot in common, but one thing we do have a lot in common is we have similar interests.
kezia schaffer
You don't have a lot in common with your son?
elijah schaffer
Not yet, because he doesn't have a lot in general.
Well, there's not a lot going on there.
kezia schaffer
Identical.
elijah schaffer
Let me bring up a couple more things.
So this is also interesting.
Let me bring up some more stuff with women here.
What are we?
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I do think we have some more.
Okay, we do have some crazier stuff.
Okay.
So let me see if Brian said if we can go over.
I think I just asked Brian if we can go over to Rumble only to talk about the rest of the stuff, but I'm not sure if we can.
That would be good to know if we can.
Brian, I don't know.
I'm writing you in there.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
If you're watching on YouTube, I'm going to go ahead and put it in the chat right here.
Let's finish the rest of the show on.
unidentified
We're going to be on rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
elijah schaffer
We're on censor.tv and we're on locals, but we're going to do the last segment off of YouTube because we need you guys to subscribe to our Rumble.
So if you are on YouTube, click the link in the chat right now.
Go over to rumble.com.
We've got more stuff to talk about.
The live stream is not ending.
Plus, we've also are uncensored.
Make sure you support the show directly at censored.tv promo code offensive.
Get 20% off right now till the end of the year.
It's pretty much the best deal that they've ever had.
unidentified
It's amazing.
elijah schaffer
Make sure you get a membership.
And shout out to locals community.
We'll go over the super chat stuff afterwards.
Anyway, for those of you guys there, Brian, let's go.
Let's cut the feed on X and YouTube and let's finish the show over on Rumble, Censored and Locals.
Let's go ahead and do that.
Let me know when we're good to go.
We can just watch that video one more time as a transition, right?
I mean, that's pretty much the one of the.
unidentified
I got guns in my head and they won't go.
elijah schaffer
All right, we're back on Rumble only.
Like I mentioned, if you're just joining the live stream on Rumble or you're here and you wonder why we're at the house, why the quality is not the same, what's going on, it's because I'm just, I can't take work off, but I'm not able to get to the studio and I'm just still trying to hang out with you guys because I love you guys and want to continue to talk about this stuff.
Let's talk about some interesting things that are going on that I thought was kind of crazy.
We were talking about the heartless mugger, but this is really interesting.
So the ACLU, which seems to do everything except for what they should be doing, had decided that they would be suing Tennessee for their aggravated prostitution statute that targets people with HIV with harsher punishment and lifetime sex offender registration.
This law is unconstitutional and disproportionately affects black and transgender women.
Now, what's crazy about this is the law elevates engaging in sex work.
So, aka if you're so if you want to go sleep with a prostitute, if you're if you want to go, um, you know, like I'm, I don't, I don't think that it's legal, but I know that like some of the dating apps people do like charge, right?
Like some of the hookup apps now, like they're prostituting off them, like Tinder.
They'll be like, oh, look, if you want to hook up, I'll hook up with you tonight for $500.
And like people are using it for prostitution.
So people using this stuff for prostitution.
Now, if you're prostituting, they call it sex work, but let's just be honest.
If you're giving someone sex for money, it's called prostitution, and you knowingly have HIV, they may correct, don't disclose it.
They've said that they're moving the act from a misdemeanor, right?
So it's against the law in the United States to a felony because now you're spreading disease, intentionally spreading HIV.
Now, the ACLU is trying to sue the state because they're saying that that's not fair because it affects black people and transgenders disproportionately.
But what is that?
Like Sernovich said, does the ACLU realize what it's saying here?
Yeah, that it's like it's black people and transgenders that are HIV that are spreading it to people.
kezia schaffer
Like, I'm sure.
elijah schaffer
Black trans lives apparently don't matter that much, right?
But it is, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
Man, I want to be back in the studio soon.
I love what people are like.
Let me see how the chat.
I guess, yeah, we are off here.
Let me see if we are off on YouTube.
I think so.
kezia schaffer
Well, I probably think it's good if you willingly give somebody, or if you knowingly give somebody a disease.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I agree too.
Let me see if I can bring up the chat here on Rumble real fast because I was, I'm kind of like, ooh, you know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can bring this up here of the chat on.
Yeah, we are live.
We are still live on here.
Okay, great.
Fantastic.
We are live on this.
unidentified
And what the heck?
elijah schaffer
Can we not?
Can we not do that on this?
What's going on?
It's making me watch an ad.
Okay.
I'm not going to watch it, but I got the chat here.
Here's where we are.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's go for Donna.
So that was really weird.
Secondly, speaking of weirdness, this is also strange too.
I don't know if you saw this, but there was, I feel like people are constantly in like inventing like ways to actually be offended, right?
And I feel like there's the supply of racism outpaces the demand.
And this guy, this comedian comes to Australia and he, for some reason, didn't know that Koon cheese is named after a man named Mr. Coon.
That go is his last name.
You know how Americans always go, they look at everything through an American racist like platform?
Like, and they don't realize that other countries don't have the same dynamics.
Like, you don't even see Africans in Australia.
Like, there's nobody's, nobody hates African people in Australia.
Nobody even, there aren't even any here.
Like, they have issues between Aboriginals and stuff, but like, nobody gives a shit if you're a black guy.
kezia schaffer
There's a ton of Somalis in Melbourne.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but not, okay, yes, but that's more recent.
But I meant like, there's not a history of like Africans.
kezia schaffer
Well, we didn't have like a slave trade.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
But this guy, of course, does, could not get through his head.
Like he couldn't see it.
I love, I love how he gets offended by cheese in Australia.
And it's like, other than crime, black people love being offended, right, by this stuff.
Check this out.
So in a country that had cheese called Coon.
unidentified
That was hilarious.
I was cheer now.
Coon before.
I was like, hey, listen, I got kid.
It was, to me, it was fun.
It was funny.
Like, I was just thinking, what was like the office meeting?
What was like, let's go with Coon or Negro or Nicaragua?
elijah schaffer
I tell you what.
unidentified
Let's go with Coon and make it tasty.
They'll never know.
How many guys know what the racist white term in America is for white people?
elijah schaffer
Crackers, exactly, which is ironic.
unidentified
I call one of my friends who's white and American.
I'm like, hey, dude, I'm in Australia right now.
I'm in a place called Woolworths.
I'm walking by the cheese.
elijah schaffer
Yo, I see a cheese are called Coon.
He goes, well, it's about time.
unidentified
What the fuck?
Y'all calling us crackers.
Now, enjoy your cheese, bitch.
Click.
elijah schaffer
Super funny.
Am I the only one?
unidentified
By the way, so there's a lawnmower going on there because they always like to lawnmow right when.
kezia schaffer
I think that comedians aren't funny.
It takes like maybe one time I've seen a comedian that made me laugh.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they're not, they're not actually.
kezia schaffer
When somebody is trying to make me laugh, that's not going to work.
If you've got a great personality and energy and you're just a regular person and we're having a great conversation, I'll give you all the laughs you want.
I will just crack up laughing, but if you're trying too hard.
elijah schaffer
You know what it reminds me of?
A lot of times, so I find racism to be hilarious.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Like I think there's really good jokes you can make about racism.
Like, like, I really do.
I think it's hilarious.
I think racism is hilarious because, like, for instance, I don't think like actual anti-Semitism is funny, but I think like, like, for instance, like when they said the octopus that was in the picture of Greta Thunberg, you know, that she had a plushy octopus because it represented Jews with their tentacles and everything.
Then it's funny.
Like, I keep sharing like pictures of octopus on my Twitter.
And I'm like, it's like, it's, we're about to take over.
And like, you're making fun of anti-Semitism almost because they see everything's, are we seriously mowing the lawn right here, sir?
Can you, is this possible that you could stop?
Like, do they have to always choose?
This is just crazy.
Could you, there is a giant golf course, the whole golf course, and you have to mow the lawn out in front of my window while I'm on doing a live stream.
It's crazy.
They did it on purpose.
But the whole point is, is like, is like, it's funny.
And a black guy, you know, making some jokes about being black could be funny.
But it kind of reminds me of like women, how women comedians are always like, pussy, my vagina.
The punchline is always, and my vagina, stunt.
kezia schaffer
Why can't you just be a funny girl and just talk about, why can't you just be funny and not have to talk about your private parts?
elijah schaffer
No, yeah, but I said, but black people always, it's like the same thing.
kezia schaffer
It's like a fat girl taking off her clothes and wearing a bikini to prove a point that she loves her body.
Why can't you say, I love my body and I'm proud of who I am and I don't need to take my clothes off.
elijah schaffer
But they do.
And this is the same thing.
I saw a comedian the other day.
Maybe chat, you know this.
But I saw like, like, every time someone's non-binary, it's like being vegan and they have to say they're non-binary.
kezia schaffer
How do you know there's a non-binary?
elijah schaffer
So this woman ends up there and she's like, okay.
I don't know if you can tell, but I am non-binary.
And everyone starts clapping, which I don't understand the clapping in comedies.
It's like, okay, so you're retarded.
Thank you.
I don't need to clap for you.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
She's like, I'm non-binary.
for those of you guys that don't know what non-binary means it means if I was on the Titanic which looks around and everyone starts laughing and I'm like we know where this joke is going Yes, but I don't, I don't know.
This is what I've gone to many comedy shows and I don't understand how people laugh, not even at the punchline.
Like they'll be like, so, you know, I was at Universal Studios.
You know what I mean?
And everyone starts laughing in the crowd.
And you're like, I don't know what you mean.
kezia schaffer
I bet something happened, happened there.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so then, so then she goes, this could be, this could be, this is just going to, the show is just going to get weird from here.
I can already tell because I'm just going on the tangent now.
But she's like, she's like, what it means is I, by the way, I look, I for sure would have been let onto one of the lifeboats, but I would have just been expected to row.
And everyone just busted up like for like five minutes.
Like, people were like vomiting, like coughing up their guts.
They thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
unidentified
I'm going, like, what?
elijah schaffer
Like, I was like waiting for the joke.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, can someone just knock this bitch out?
Like, that would have been funny.
Someone said, boom, just like, ooh, just knocked her out.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, that, I don't know.
Like, this is where maybe violence is not good, but I mean, maybe it would have been funny.
kezia schaffer
She's just a tomboy.
So she's a girl, so they'll let her on the boat, but she's a bit of a rougher girl.
So they're like, so are you non-binary or what?
You're just a tomboy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone said it's probably because they're drunk.
And that's what I wonder.
Like, are comedy clubs, is it just an excuse to get hammered and like be loud?
unidentified
I don't, I don't, black women are doing that everywhere anyway.
kezia schaffer
I'm so uncomfortable.
I hate going to live shows.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
kezia schaffer
It's like so cringe and uncomfortable.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't.
Well, I just thought it was weird to watch.
And so here's the other thing too.
We can look a little bit on some black people's stuff.
I did bring this up though.
So that was the black people on racism stuff, but I also, Oh, This is baby.
unidentified
Maybe you're crying.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Yeah, probably.
So speaking of that, though, I do want to look at this.
I do laugh a lot how there are problems in major cities.
And you know who always gets blamed for the problems is Democrats.
And I feel like Democrats get unfairly blamed for too much they're not responsible for.
Like imagine blaming a political party for the actions of a few people in a city.
Like there's a ton of, there is a ton of white liberals that live in cities.
And someone shared this video and I had pointed out, I said this was funny.
Someone said like this was Democrats fault.
And I do say it must be really fun as a human being to be in such denial on who's responsible for the majority of problems in your country by blaming the Democrats.
Someone watched this and blamed a political party.
unidentified
watch.
Wow, you piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
What the fuck?
Fuck you!
God fucking giving you piece of shit!
Get the fuck out of the room!
Wow, I can't fucking believe you did that too much.
All on camera.
Shit.
All on camera.
Will anything happen to the person?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
It's all on camera.
elijah schaffer
It's all on camera.
Now we can go turn it into the DA's office and they'll do absolutely nothing.
You know why?
You know why?
Because it's not her fault.
It's the Democrats.
You know, like, Democrats.
You know, Matt Walsh and I have had some like pretty similar thinking because I wrote today something.
I said that, which watch a video in a second.
I said that if we brought back public executions, some of this crime would stop.
And I've been making a point on the show.
Someone thought I was talking about bringing back slavery and I kind of was, but not for black people.
I was, there was these videos of like all these black kids acting up in schools.
And I was saying, I was talking about manual labor.
I said, if we put all these kids, like if you, if we told kids, hey, if you want to act up in school, you don't want to get an education, that's fine.
We're going to put you during eight hours a day for manual labor for the state, right?
So instead of like, you know, you don't want to learn and you want to, you know, hit your teacher, that's fine.
unidentified
You can go work in the cotton fields or you can go work making bricks or license plates.
elijah schaffer
Like we, they used to have manual labor and they still have work camps places.
But it's like, as a kid, if you don't want to behave and you don't have a father in the home and you're not educated and you're ruining it for everyone else, then we're going to put you in manual labor.
Matt Walsh, I thought it was pretty extreme.
People got mad at me.
I think it's funny, though, sometimes how it's like extreme when I say it.
But then if someone that's like sanctioned says it, then it's suddenly okay and we can talk about it.
You know what I mean?
Like, like where it's like, like you heard.
kezia schaffer
Well, maybe you also have to hear it a few times before it.
elijah schaffer
No, but I had said to bring back, and he said today that if we brought back public executions and manual labor camps, we'd fix half the problems in our cities.
But of course, who's going to be in the manual labor camps and who's going to be getting publicly executed?
It's probably going to be heartless muggers.
kezia schaffer
Heartless.
elijah schaffer
Heartless muggers are going to be getting, are mostly the ones that are going to be getting in trouble there.
Heartless muggers, right?
That's who's going to be getting in trouble.
But we will see.
Someone said, hey, leave bears out of this.
unidentified
Use a gun.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
That is true.
It is true.
It is true.
unidentified
Someone said, Glenn Beck keeps sending the lawnmower guy.
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
I did not hear the audio next, just the video.
Oh, wow.
So there's no audio on X.
I guess we had a problem.
Speaking of that, though, and moving on with what we're talking about, I think we'll just look at one more thing before I'll kick out here.
I saw this video and I was thinking about Democrats and where the problems were, right, with Democrats.
And I saw this video and it was pretty shocking to remind you that, you know, these issues start at a very young age and they do.
Check out this video of this little kid in the car.
unidentified
I got to the dope.
I thought I was capping.
I was late because they got an up yelling.
I was cracking.
I'm like, what?
I'm like, nigga, who?
I was born to shoot.
I got A. I'm like Johnny Dane.
When it's gonna change, so I rise.
Get one in his arms.
Get one in his thigh.
There's no lies, bitches, do it, die.
You say you gonna slide, got some nerve.
mike johnson
Your shit don't curse.
unidentified
Boy, we put in work from 64 and from 65th.
elijah schaffer
We're not from 60.
You know, somebody shared this video that I shared and said there's no fixing this.
And then Corner Black Garrett said, that's black pilling.
There is a way to fix this.
But I feel like they're both right in terms of like, there is a way to fix this, but there's also like, there's no way to fix this without doing horrible things, right?
Or like some really crazy revolution.
Because like, you're a parent.
I don't understand this idea of a parent.
Like, I talk to my son.
I'm like, you don't want a baby.
Like, he's a little baby and I think he's cute and he's precious.
And I understand one day he'll be a man.
I understand one day he'll go through puberty.
One day he'll be interested in women.
Like there's a time and an era where he'll become a man.
But while he's a little baby, I understand that he's innocent.
unidentified
He's cute.
elijah schaffer
He hasn't gone through sexual development.
He doesn't know about violence.
Besides, when he beats your breast, like the bongo drums, it can be pretty intense.
But other than that, or when he becomes a gummy shark, you know, girls, you know, the ones that are breastfeeding, even though they have gums, they can be like little snappers.
Like, I'm not going to expose my son to songs about gats and shooting people.
kezia schaffer
We play Veggie Tales in this house.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
We don't play Veggie.
elijah schaffer
And pre-secular veggie, before it got secular.
It has to be the OG.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because, you know, the original Veggie Tales was where it was at.
But I'm just saying, like, it is pretty remarkable to me that you could teach your kid this stuff.
And like, even the girls, right?
Like, look at her.
unidentified
They just absorb their little sponges and they absorb everything.
kezia schaffer
And they're always watching.
And everything that you do, the way that you talk, the words that you say, everything.
They watch mom and they watch dad and they want to copy you.
That's how they learn about the world.
And so you have to be so careful what you show them and how you act around them, even though you think they can't understand anything or hear anything.
They are learning everything that you do.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And this is why I want to bring this up real fast.
Let me go, let me go straight.
So you remember those, do you remember the story of those kids who crashed into the back of that off-duty officer and they killed him?
They just like ran their car into him and murdered him on the street and were laughing.
Okay, well, this was a very popular story last month.
They live streamed it like on TikTok.
kezia schaffer
They did it on purpose.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they like intentionally just killed this white.
There's like these black kids.
And originally they blamed it.
They said they were white kids who did it.
They tried to frame it on white people, but then the video came out that they were black and brown.
And then they varied the story really quickly because they weren't white kids.
They were trying to say white kids like targeted a police officer, but then they weren't white.
Well, the kids ended up going to court.
And I want you to see this.
Like, you know, like I said, about not fixing some of this stuff, right?
So the kids were in court.
Listen to this.
kezia schaffer
They're laughing?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, listen to this.
They were in court today for the trial.
And like, listen.
unidentified
What did you see them doing?
They were flipping us off.
I would say about three or four different times.
They flipped us off, flipping each other off, joking around with each other, definitely not taking anything serious whatsoever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so these teens, right, this is where I was coming up with the idea of public executions.
Like when somebody in this level is laughing, like I think that we should bring back public executions.
We're like, all right, get up.
We're taking you in front and we're going to execute you on live TV.
We're going to shoot you in the head and tell people, if you're going to be heartless like this, if you're going to go out of your way to kill somebody that's an innocent person and you're going to mock them and flip their family off once you're in court, you deserve to die publicly.
This is why I'm not against violence.
I'm not against violence.
Okay.
So like when I'm saying this idea of like the Palestinian war with Israel, which I'll touch a little more on my censored show tomorrow night, look some updates on it.
I'm not against Israel using violence to eradicate Hamas.
If they think that Hamas is an enemy and it's a terrorist organization and it threatens them, fine.
Go ahead and as a state use violence.
I'm not against states using violence.
But, you know, it's been like 12 days and they've already killed 5,000 Palestinian civilians, you know, just blown up homes.
I put up some videos on my Twitter last night that made me want to cry because they blew off this kid's legs.
He survived.
I don't like to put graphics or violence up, but James Woods, you know, I mentioned yesterday that, you know, there was a very big YouTuber, one of the biggest YouTubers that shared a video of an apartment building blowing up.
And someone said, like, like, why does Israel, like, like, we need to stop blowing up apartment buildings and killing children?
And they retweeted it and said, good.
And they celebrated it.
James Woods, who's a very famous Republican, shared a video of some Palestinians getting blown up and said, I could watch this all day on replay.
And then Sam Hyde made me laugh so hard because James Woods, he's a famous actor, very famous producer as well.
And he shared it like saying that he could watch this on replay and Sam Hyde had the best response.
He's like, hey, James, can I get your email?
I have this hilarious video of this cat getting beheaded from on a ceiling fan.
You'd love it.
Like just like being like, dude, you want to watch, you want to watch like animals get their heads chopped off?
Because like you're into that shit.
Here you go.
Like send me your email.
It's like these people are just sadistic sick fucks.
And I think people that celebrate violence.
against innocence is incorrect.
But if you want to kill bad people, then go ahead.
The state can do that shit.
But then you get into the mode of like, well, who's who is bad and who gets to decide who's bad?
Right.
Now MAGA people are bad.
So do they deserve to die?
However, in this case, I feel like these kids should get their heads blown off by the state, right?
I feel like they should get executed on TV.
unidentified
They're flipping off the family whose dad died.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think this is the part where women need to step out of the room.
Because like with when you look at like the family structure, with fathers being absent from the home, the kids go wild.
If fathers don't follow Jesus Christ, the children don't.
If fathers, it doesn't matter if the mom goes to church.
It doesn't matter all these things.
The father is so significant in laying down the law of the home and leading the children into righteousness and good behavior.
And I think if that's, if we can see that in this small, the family structure, it would go out in the big structure of the world.
And so I think I can't, I cannot emotionally handle this stuff.
I can't handle anything about the war.
I can't handle anything about these young boys who are just so, so sick.
But you just think once upon a time, they were just little babies in their mother's arms too.
I just can't.
I can't handle this.
And I don't think that women can handle these things or make the decisions of like, we need beheadings.
And I think women just need to step out and let men make these decisions, make the hard decisions and get society back in order.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
Because like, you know, one of the hard parts about this is like, of course, we're on rumble, we're on censored, we're here.
And like, it's, it's hard to get the truth out because I've noticed that like the only people that are really like growing or like it's a, I call it war grifting, right?
They become like extremely supportive of one side during a war to kind of like grow their accounts.
So they become very pro-Palestine, very pro-Israel, because they're not really in this to think for themselves.
Because anybody that's really thinking for themselves is not going to take just a hard line stance on one side or the other if you're an American and you don't have ties to your country.
You're going to see some of the, you know, understanding like, you know, people that are retarded.
Like I was watching on Preston Para on Tim Cast the other night and they were like mocking him because they were going like, oh, you don't expect, you know, Israel to like retaliate for, you know, 1400 Israelis killed.
And he's like, yeah, but like before that day, you know, that Israel had killed more than 20 times that of like Palestinians in the last several years.
Like you, people get really caught up in the moment on what sounds right.
And the reason why a lot of people like on these big shows, right?
Like whether it's like Benny or Tim Poole or these people, they have a lot to lose.
And obviously, like going against Israel or taking even a skeptical stance against Israel, I understand it.
You really are risking the law.
Like Tim Poole could get permanently demonetized, right?
I mean, like, I'm not, I'm not talking shit.
I'm saying, I get it.
You know, Benny, these guys make a lot of money on X.
They make a lot of money on YouTube.
I've seen the numbers for myself and they make a lot of money.
And by, you know, is it worth, is it worth, you know, shaking the hornet's nest?
Is it worth, you know, taking a, you know, a contrarian stance on these issues and risk millions of dollars, dozens of people's jobs?
Maybe not to them, right?
So I get that they struggle with choosing the latter.
And same with Hamas.
I have a couple of people I know that have really taken this pro-like Hamas, pro-Palestinian stand.
And they've, you know, one of, one of my friends gained over 1.2 million followers on X and tens of thousands of dollars.
Now, I'm not judging Tim's motives.
I'm not judging Jackson's motives.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Maybe they really are pro-Israel.
Tim's super pro Israel.
Maybe Jackson's really pro, you know, Hamas, pro-Palestine, and maybe they just happen to benefit from it.
I happen to be more in the middle in these situations where I feel like, you know, we have to be careful with what we, with, with where we stand and what we're supporting, because the whole point is we shouldn't be involved, I think, in this battle.
I don't think this is our, this is our fight.
But I think the reason why I'm saying it's not our fight and I don't want to get so passionate is because when I see things like these kids killing people at home, I see we have so many domestic issues.
Like, like, I'm not just being a bitch and being like, oh, I don't, I don't want to just, I just want to be in the middle.
Like, I don't want to be like Tim Poole and fully support Israel.
I don't want to be like Jackson and fully support Hamas.
I'm like, no, I don't want to get involved in this because like we have like little black kids, you know, being trained from when they were young kids to kill.
We have them killing our people on the streets.
We have domestic issues that I want to solve and I don't want to get involved in issues that don't concern us.
And I feel like that part of having women involved in politics and everything is that, you know, everything's about emotions and the moment and like we've got to respond and we've got to act and activism and standards.
kezia schaffer
And it's a beautiful quality in the right place, like in the home or different things.
But when it comes to like war and stuff, we should just be at home making bickies for the boys at war.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think so too.
And I want to say this here.
kezia schaffer
Just praying for them, writing them letters, but like, I'm not about to make decisions on that stuff.
elijah schaffer
I want to end with this.
Very important video.
I thought of this.
This thing's just one of the domestic problems that I have is corporate America always choosing to sponsor like the most vile human beings.
You know, like makeup companies always choose the most like atrocious gays or like they always choose like athletic companies choose fat people.
Nike choose the most racist, like annoying black people.
Like they always choose the most disgusting people.
kezia schaffer
Is it like that beer company that got Dylan Mulbaney to do it?
And then the lady who made that decision, they were like, well, you made a big mistake.
Correct.
Or is it deliberately them going like, how can we mock these people that we sell our products to?
Or is it just them doing like the highest and then the diversity high is like, I have a brilliant idea.
elijah schaffer
No, they have to do it to get like we've talked about on the show.
They have to get it.
It's called diversity, equity, and inclusion.
ESG scores.
It's like you have to have like your company has to be woke to get like training.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but why can't you just get a chubby girl rather than morbidly obedient?
unidentified
Well, they did.
elijah schaffer
They got a really chubby girl to sponsor from Dub Soap.
This is for Dove.
So this is a commercial for Dove Soap.
unidentified
What about underarm stigma?
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
unidentified
I'm partnering with Doug to talk about underarm stigma.
Even though I haven't shaved my armpits in 10 years, I sometimes still get self-conscious showing my underarms.
When I'm feeling the urge to shrink myself and hide parts of my body, I stretch my arms out wide and remind myself to be free in my body.
Dev is reminding us all to stretch our arms out and live life to the fullest with their latest Subway campaign.
Did you know that 50% of people say that they've judged themselves because of their underarms?
Next time you catch those thoughts creeping in, just stretch out your arms and remember that underarm stigmas are just that stigmas and not a reflection of who you are.
Comment below if you've ever felt any shame or stigma over your underarms.
I'm partnering with Doug to talk about under I just my this girl I've seen her Instagram.
kezia schaffer
She has the worst personality and the worst attitude of anyone I've ever like even the way that she's talking is just so like my underarms just you can hear she's not smiling when she's talking.
I just don't like girls with nasty personalities.
elijah schaffer
I don't like girls with nasty bodies.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Well, that's a double threat.
Double threat, nasty personality.
And it's just disgusting.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like we all gain a little bit of weight and I don't think like I don't think there's anything wrong like chubby babies like little baby E is the chubbiest little fat guy.
kezia schaffer
He has a million rolls.
elijah schaffer
He doesn't have a neck.
He's got so much fat on his face.
But it's healthy because all he's doing is he's on, he's on booby juice, which is good.
So we're not overfeeding him.
He just, she has high fat content milk and he's a little chubby Michelin man and it's cute.
But like when you get older, if he continued to be, if he goes through puberty, continue to be heavy, we're doing something wrong as parents.
We need to make sure that we have him in sports.
kezia schaffer
The thing is, is it's not like you're just going to get heavy.
If you're eating well and if we, if you just live a healthy lifestyle, we get outside, we're active, we make sure we're eating healthy.
I'm going to make some chocolate cake every once in a while.
But then, but there is no reason you should be concerned about your children gaining weight.
But if you're feeding them awful food, if you're eating out junk food, all this kinds of stuff, you're sitting at home doing absolutely nothing.
A healthy lifestyle is not going.
A healthy lifestyle will not, absolutely will not lead to that body.
And a healthy mind, a healthy mind and a healthy spirit will not, will absolutely not lead to what that girl was.
You're not going to find someone who's mentally, they're healthy and they're happy and they're stable and they've got tattoos all over them and piercings and they've shaved their hair.
And that is the sign of someone who is not mentally stable.
And they will tell you, I am happy.
I am happy.
I don't hear you smiling when you talk.
elijah schaffer
Someone said tongue puncher in the fart box.
unidentified
What does that mean?
Oh man.
kezia schaffer
Oh man.
elijah schaffer
Eat the poo-poo.
But I think that, yeah, she's really gross.
And I just don't know why they're like, it's like Dove, like that, that does not make me want to buy their soap.
You know what I mean?
Like, I already think that dove soap I've heard is poisonous, but that does not make me want to use their soap at all.
It really doesn't.
kezia schaffer
It's good because it's poisonous.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, let me go look at a couple of these here.
Let me see if I can share my screen.
Let's look at a couple in the locals chat.
Let's see how you guys are doing here.
If you guys send a couple things in the locals chat, Dusty Tard said, dancing for you tonight, E intro or not.
Hope you're feeling better.
unidentified
I'm not.
elijah schaffer
And I really feel out of it right now.
I hate smuggers.
kezia schaffer
Agreed, agreed.
Snaps for that one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
The George says the baby is probably crying so much because they are spending more time on filming than the attention.
That's true.
That's from the other baby.
When the baby and they're filming in the middle of the night.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dove says of smoked meats and sweet baby raves.
And he's, you know, I keep joking.
I think smoking meat is like a euphemism for sucking dick too or something like that.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
I think so.
Someone said that in the chat.
unidentified
So maybe that's not good if I'm talking about everyone needs to smoke some meat.
kezia schaffer
How does that even make sense?
elijah schaffer
Someone said that in the chat.
But that's good.
Doomsday Cracker said N. You know what I mean?
It's true.
kezia schaffer
Naughty boys.
elijah schaffer
And he also said fatties have more surface area to clean.
Bars can get lost inside rolls too.
kezia schaffer
Oh my God.
elijah schaffer
It is true.
unidentified
It's so true.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Imagine having to like lift up your fat market.
elijah schaffer
brain on anti-convolt okay i don't want to watch this I can't watch things like that.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
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But I've been so grateful to you guys to continue to support this show directly.
You guys are the locals community.
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But I really encourage you guys to check out censored.tv.
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But I've realized rather than canceling shows, if I'm not able to get to my studio for the health reasons, then we'll just do them here and we'll just have fun with you guys no matter what.
Because I really love you guys.
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But it's a great way to support the community to join the show.
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Let me see about let me take this off real fast and sign in because there is a live chat there too.
I keep, I'm just like not myself, really.
That's really all it is.
But if you go to, like, the live stream here – yeah, let me go to the live stream.
Yeah, you guys are in there right now.
So good to see you guys, MVM, Coke Tow, X2, et cetera.
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It's good to see you.
And I hope that you're doing well.
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Anyways, to all of you guys on Rumble, everywhere else who have been supporting the show, I guess we also got a Sir Salt said, if you two get divorced, I will lose all faith in humanity.
Well, we are not getting divorced and there's no plans on it.
So that's good news.
So thank you for that.
There's no plans and there have never been plans.
So we are very good.
Anyway, thank you guys for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive.
Again, please pray for me and my family.
I'll pray for you guys too.
unidentified
Oh my goodness.
elijah schaffer
Oh my goodness.
Look at that little gut.
kezia schaffer
He needs a snack.
elijah schaffer
Oh, take that little guy.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Take that little guy.
All right, guys.
Have a great rest of the week.
I'll see you guys.
I'll see you guys later.
I'll see you guys at Censored tomorrow.
And I'm going to be trying a new thing out this weekend.
I think instead of doing a Friday live stream, because I'm going to be, you know, going to the doctor and stuff like that, I think I'm going to try to do a weekend review, a shorter pre-recorded video that's a weekend review that's punchier.
And we're going to see how it goes.
Because if it works, I might take the weekend review and make its own YouTube channel and try to remonetize that way and relaunch the weekend review on its own channel and see what happens.
Because I'm going to try to censor it and make sure it's like really well put together and can kind of like, you know, go be just like more punchy.
So we'll see how that goes.
Hopefully you appreciate that.
And we tried that new thing.
I think I could try to play the intro for you, but I don't have any falsetto or anything like that because I'm at home.
I'll see you guys later.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
I don't think I'll just leave the chat open by leaving some music on.
unidentified
Let me go here to YouTube and let me go here.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to just leave some music on for you guys so you guys can hang out and do whatever you want.
Why doesn't no music ever show up?
What is this?
Switch account?
Oh, because I'm on the wrong account.
Let me leave some music playing for you guys.
I think you'd make this first.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
I see you, you see me moments for me.
layne staley [aic]
This you're sorry forgetting what I have to show you.
You hold me in the ashes.
Thank you.
We need to ask if we are in the love.
Mysterious on your nation lives to eternalness.
unidentified
So far to know me from motion, feeling impatient control needs for me questions.
layne staley [aic]
Yes, we are.
Mysterious to eternalness.
So I'm to know who let you know.
Mysterious on your nation lives to eternal this.
Thank you.
I've been waiting for this moment.
We're finally alone.
unidentified
I turned to ask the question.
So anxious my thoughts.
Your lips were soft like winter in your passion.
layne staley [aic]
I was lost.
We'll let you know.
Mr. Nation lives to eternalness.
The hours pass you know.
I need to ask if we are alone.
Mr. Spongebob will let you know.
I need to ask if we are alone.
Mysterious on your nation lives to eternal less.
unidentified
so
But you might not make this world just drinking.
layne staley [aic]
Yeah.
unidentified
I want you to believe me that tonight keep me to let me look in the kitchen You make a sandwich You
Thank you. Thank you.
You don't have to say anything, enough of things for you.
Please don't care.
Forget the words that I miss.
layne staley [aic]
You're still here.
It's a new
unidentified
I'm nothing special.
layne staley [aic]
Cause I've been really warm.
I would you wanna feel with me?
You know I'm not expecting you to love me in one.
I don't care, I don't care.
I don't wanna know.
Don't tell me about your problems.
You know I'm trying to solve that.
Don't ask me for my help.
Fix it yourself.
unidentified
She tried to call me yesterday, but I didn't pick up.
layne staley [aic]
Cause I don't have time.
Don't let someone I don't care,
care it's all I don't really wanna know Don't ask me now my day's good I just wanna be alone
Start talking about your past I don't wanna hear it Just leave me alone So I don't care about myself Cause everyone's trying to hurt me Jealous, just leave me alone Jealous, just leave me alone I just want to be alone.
unidentified
And the real hero Back against the one that ought.
With the strength of the cards, Super called outstanding, Motion becomes But cancer grain of the stop it claim.
Talk to thoughts, your action and turn to tighten and view.
I fro to be a real human being.
Real, it's real
A pilot on a cocoon, 155 people on board, All safe and all rescued from the slowly sinking ship.
What a warmer than set so close.
I met on you what to do and I fro to be a real hero.
elijah schaffer
All right guys, I put on the music for a second.
So hello and thank you guys, for watching.
I am going to be ending the live stream.
Have a great rest of the night.
I'll see you all later.
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