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The Russians are the new Nazis, but the Ukrainians are the actual Nazis.
So supporting Ukraine is supporting good Nazis while killing bad Nazis.
And then the good Nazis aren't called Nazis because that would make them the bad Nazis, but the fake Nazis are called Nazis because they're bad with a gift that is exactly what we're all hearing right now.
Justin Trudeau honored an SS Waffen soldier from the Nazi military, which conveniently the mainstream media is saying was a person linked to Germany or fought against Russia.
Our hatred for Russians can only be compared to what I read in my state textbooks as Hitler's hatred for Jews.
I don't really know how much he hated them, but I read that he hated them a lot.
And the only time I've ever seen people hate a race as much as I've read that Hitler apparently hated the Jews was as much as Biden and Trudeau and the rest of our Western leaders hate the Russians.
This is one of the most wild stories.
We've uncovered some new details from it.
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We're ringing in the new year.
We're ringing it in.
We're super happy.
I'm super happy because we're getting pumped.
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You know who's ready to party as much as I am.
We're killing Russians.
We are honoring Nazis.
And of course, remembering, nobody parties harder than my friends, Jacinda Ardern.
You know what's even better is banning cocaine, banning blow, but then doing the best stuff yourself.
It's like the police.
I love this video so much.
Like, I've been there.
I've done that.
You know, I'm not proud of it, but, you know, you're out with the boys and somebody brings out a little baggie and, you know, do a couple lines, honor a couple Nazis.
We've got some crazy stuff for you today.
Our top story, which we'll get into in a moment, is quite interesting, simply because the Justin Trudeau administration, which of course is a proxy state of the WEF and a puppet of the United States government, actually invited a SS Nazi soldier into parliament and honored him, not just accidentally.
He was vetted and he was called a hero of Canada.
It's a really confusing story that we're going to talk about because the entire administration, the entire West platform in 2023 can pretty much be described as Nazi bad, black people good, Ukraine, I mean, Russia evil, Ukraine good.
And so in order to even uphold the entire narrative that we have today, we have to uphold that Nazis are really bad.
They're so bad that they might be under your bed, right?
They're hiding under your bed, that your cousin might be a Nazi.
Don't even masturbate because your dick might be a Nazi and you don't even want to touch it.
I swear to God, this is true.
They've got us so afraid of these Nazis that what's crazy is there's real Nazis, the Azob battalion going on fighting in Ukraine.
But we found out that Nazis are good as long as they're fighting Russia.
In fact, anything evil is good as long as it's anti-Russian.
It's really insane stuff.
And we've got to talk about it.
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One of our members caught me in Sydney at the vote no rally.
Shout out.
I just wanted to say you get a little crack there.
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Nazis are good, apparently, as long as they hate Russians.
So next time someone calls you a Nazi, just say, I'm doing it to fight Russians.
Thank me later, bitch.
Let's get into the top story.
Yeah, Cigar and Jetty brought this up.
Perhaps you can excuse the idiot Canadians for not knowing that Freedom Fighter was a literal SS Nazi, but there's absolutely no way Zelensky or anyone on his staff did not know exactly what the euphemism meant.
I want to get deeper into this story.
It's not necessarily a new story.
This happened yesterday, but we've uncovered some pretty amazing hypocrisy.
This entire show, by the way, if you don't understand what slightly offensive, what nightly offensive is about, one of the main things we like to do is point out the hypocrisy in the world, and we try to laugh as the world collapses.
That's why they've tried to take me out multiple times because unfortunately we just point out the hypocrisy in the world and they don't like that.
They'd rather talk about Republicans in the House committee just said this and that, like just bullshit that gets us nowhere.
Well, if you want to know the context for this, we won't go very deep into it, but Canada gave a standing ovation to a Nazi involved in the Jewish Holocaust.
Oh my gosh, I'm dying.
I'm having a heart attack because all of Western history, it's not even about Jesus.
It's not about the revolution of America.
It's not about the Roman Empire.
It's not about Greek mythology.
The entire history of the United States is about Jewish people and the Holocaust.
I don't know if you knew that, but it's true.
That's the only thing that you can talk about.
And you can only talk about it in terms of it's the greatest tragedy that ever happened.
In fact, 9-11 doesn't even matter because realistically, except for the Death Star blowing up Alderaan or whatever that was, that was pretty bad.
The Holocaust was the worst thing that ever happened to humanity, and you cannot question it.
And anybody who questions it is bad.
You're evil.
You're worse than the devil.
In fact, hell was made for you.
So of course, you would think that the West would be super careful, right?
Everybody's a Nazi.
If you're even in an association with a Nazi, you are a bad guy.
We just went over a hit piece that the ABC made on me.
He said, I interviewed a neo-Nazi.
Wow, it's so scary.
So you can't even interview a neo-Nazi, let alone give them praise.
But of course, unless you're a part of the regime, well, a Ukrainian veteran of the infamous 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the Nazi SS, which actively participated in the genocide of the Jews, was celebrated with a standing ovation in the Canadian parliament.
I mean, this is it.
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Zelensky's speech received at least a dozen standing ovations.
There was also one for this man, a 98-year-old Ukrainian Canadian who fought for Ukrainian independence against the Russians during the Second World War.
Okay, so basically the context is that Zelensky is with Justin Trudeau, who P's sitting down, right?
And they honor this guy who is a Canadian war hero.
I want to remind you that the parliament actually verbally called him a war hero.
And I'm not going to get into the boomer-like-esque side of this.
Like, oh my gosh, as a Nazi, he's bad.
But reminding you that our entire society is built upon our history starts at the Holocaust, right?
That's the whole West now.
We can't even be appreciative of our past.
And I also want to remind you, it goes much deeper than this, because the Nazis are apparently responsible for millions of deaths in the 20th century.
Therefore, all white people have to pay the cost.
All the descendants of Germany, all the descendants of white people not even linked, even the people who fought the Nazis, including white people from England or white Americans, they also have to pay the guilt for this.
What's weird to me always is no one talks about the Bolsheviks, which actually killed more people in the 20th century than the Nazis.
Who are their descendants, right?
Why don't we hold them responsible?
Well, if you criticize the Bolsheviks' descendants, you get called anti-Semitic, which is always the funny irony of it all.
I don't even want to get into that, but it's just true.
It's just absolutely hypocritical.
But what's crazy about this is that when it was called out blatantly, like, hey, this guy wasn't just like a guy that worked in a Nazi training camp.
This was an actual SS, like Waffen guy who targeted Jews.
You know, the media started saying like, oh, well, it turns out he was linked to the German military.
And I saw this meme that really put it into perspective for me, which was like former SS officer?
Well, he was an anti-Russian war hero.
Which should make you rethink all of history, right?
If we can honor Nazis in parliament, then maybe the history about them is incorrect.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying like it's really like they obviously don't believe Nazis are as bad as they say they are if they're willing to honor them.
I'm not saying that because obviously I went to public school for a couple years and I learned that the Nazis are the worst people that ever existed in the history of the world and we condemn them and they're the worst and they were evil and they wanted to blow up the White House.
So yeah, I have no idea.
I don't even know what the narrative is anymore.
However, but if they fight Russia, then they're good guys.
And then if you talk about the Bolsheviks in Russia and you talk about who they are, you can hate them, but you can't hate their descendants, which are currently in control of many of the countries in the Western hemisphere.
Now, what's interesting about this is, is Justin Trudeau got caught, right, giving a standing ovation to this guy.
This was the same Justin Trudeau who also accused conservative MP Melissa Lanceman, a Jewish woman whose family came to Canada from Ukraine of standing with people who waved swastikas just a while ago.
If you don't remember this clip, check this out.
This was him accusing a Jewish woman just a little while ago of being somebody who would stand with someone who waves swastikas simply because she's on the right-wing list.
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So, Mr. Speaker, when did the prime minister lose his way?
And I think it's funny because someone on Twitter commented, like, lay off the Jewish dog whistles.
There's no dog whistles.
We're literally talking about actual Nazis and Jews here.
Here's a Jew, okay?
We're talking about literal Nazis and Jews.
Here's a Jew.
And that's not a Nazi.
I'm not even going to go to it.
And the guy that was honored was an actual Nazi.
We're talking about real Jews.
These are not dog whistles.
We're talking about whether or not when it's okay to honor Nazis and when it's okay to attack a Jew.
Because here's Justin Trudeau attacking a Jewish person because they're a conservative MP.
And that's when you realize the whole narrative is bullshit, right?
The whole narrative is stupid because, you know, you can attack a Jew when you want to if they have the wrong politics and you can honor a Nazi when you're fighting the Russians.
And you have to rethink everything.
You have to rethink everything.
Because obviously there's plenty of great Jews out there.
There's plenty of, I have plenty of Jewish friends that I know that are out there.
I spoke to someone recently and said, like, why don't you differentiate between liberal Jews and conservative Jews?
Well, like 90% of American Jews are liberal.
Just the same reason why when I talk about black people, I say black people.
I don't specify liberals because like 90% of black people vote left.
So you assume you, I would only differentiate a black person's politics if I'm pointing out they were conservative.
And I will only differentiate Jewish persons' politics if they're conservative because the majority are on the left.
The reason why I differentiate with white people conservative or liberal is because it's pretty split 50-50 in the nation of the United States.
But in countries or in places in California, usually when I'm talking about, like in Los Angeles, a white person, I just say a white person because you assume they're liberal, right?
You already know what's going on.
You don't need to, you're not stupid.
You're not retarded, at least not in a bad way.
But I find this to be kind of ironic, right?
He can attack a Jewish person in parliament while defending a Nazi.
I don't take these people seriously anymore.
And I'm doubting all of history.
I'm not going to get into the article of this because I don't want to go into this for too long.
But once the hypocrisy was completely pointed out, right, once the hypocrisy was completely brought into the lens of the public and they didn't think we would figure this out, the story comes from the post-millennial and it was breaking, I don't know if it's, I don't know if this is breaking news, but House of Commons Speaker apologizes for honoring 98 year old Ukrainian Nazi, claims idea was entirely his.
I don't know how this makes sense.
On Sunday afternoon, Speaker of the House of Commons, Anthony Rota, apologized for his decision to honor 98-year-old Yurozlav Hunka in front of Canadian parliament after it was revealed that the Ukrainian fought with Nazi Waffen-SS during the Second World War.
In a post on X, Rota said on September 22nd, the House of Commons, I recognized an individual in the gallery.
I've subsequently become unaware of more information which causes me to regret the decision to do so.
So he's the fall guy, right?
There's always a fall guy.
And I think what's even crazier about this is like, you know, we're talking about the literal attack or the honoring of a Nazi.
You can't undo this.
You know, even if you accidentally like post a compilation edit on the internet with like a sonorat or a black sun, they label you a Nazi for the rest of your life, right?
And they don't spare us at all with any of the labeling.
I mean, if I were to just tell you every article written about me, I have been called everything evil or wrong that you could possibly be in the world, just without evidence or without proof.
Most recently, you know, they did the whole link to a neo-Nazi.
Oh yeah, and I abuse Indigenous Australians is what they said.
That's even new for me, right?
Like that's insane.
The only thing that's abusing Indigenous Australians would be the liquor companies, Jim Bean, particularly, whiskey, because they drink copious amounts of it.
And the Australian government abuses them as well because they give them the free money to buy the liquor and don't put restrictions on where they can spend it.
So I don't know how I'm responsible for the Australian taxpayers giving free money to Aboriginals to kill themselves from cirrhosis.
I have nothing to do with that.
But they say a lot of things about me, but what they've never said about me is that I'm not telling the truth.
Because I'm being honest about these people.
They lie and they smear and they do whatever they can, but they never call us liars.
They will never call us liars.
They'll call us racists, xenophobes, anything they want, right?
White supremacists linked to this.
You're evil.
You're sexist.
You're misogynist.
You're a rapist.
You're whatever.
They'll say anything to you.
They'll even say that like, yeah, you hate Indigenous people or anything, but they'll never call you a liar.
That's what's so interesting about all that stuff going on with Russell Brand, which I don't get into, but none of the articles have really come out in the last few years showing where he's lied.
But they will talk about his character, but they won't say that he lied.
It makes you wonder the motivations for those things, but I give that up.
So what is really interesting, though, is who is this guy?
Now, it's not just like the fact that they're honoring this guy.
He fights for Ukraine.
I want to remind you, if you're new to this show, or if you're new to the understanding of Ukraine, currently, right there on the left is the current emblem used by the Ukrainian military in the front, Eastern Front.
It is a combination of the Nazi black sun and the SS division logo mirred.
So it's a blue wave, Democrat blue wave with a sonorad and a SS division logo.
So it's not like it was an honest mistake and this guy 98 years ago had no other choice and he fought alongside the Nazis.
It's like the Nazis are literally there.
I asked someone who understands Nazi ideology and like the current state better.
And I said, so can you explain this Nazi thing to me?
I go, I don't get it.
So like, does the government really think Nazis are bad or do they think they're good?
Or like, like, I don't, like, apart from the boomer talk, right?
Maybe you feel the same confusion.
Maybe you don't understand what's going on.
You're like, I don't really get the Nazi stuff.
So I asked him, right?
He understands a lot better than me.
And he explained that, like, okay, the West is ideologically opposed to fascism and Nazism in terms of the Hitler's sort of Mein Kampf interpretation.
So we're not actually pro-Nazi, but we do hate the Russians.
So just like we absorbed all of the rocket scientists to form NASA, right?
Remember, like we absorbed all the smart Nazis, the ones that didn't flee to Argentina and Brazil.
And we did it because they would have been absorbed into the USSR.
So we absorbed them in.
Reminding you, like, we're supposed to be like, you know, pro-Jewish, but we also denied most of the Jewish asylum seekers leading up to World War II.
That being said, he said, like, today, it's the same thing.
Like, we don't really support Azovs or Azov battalions' ideology or like pro-Hitler ideology, but they are useful to us.
So we will arm them because we hate Russians more than we hate Nazis because Nazis aren't actually a threat.
So it's like the hypocrisy where they say Nazis are a threat.
Nazis are a threat.
Nazis are a threat, but they're not actually a threat.
They know that.
And the best thing that I could compare it to to explain sort of like why we would support Nazis today is this video popped up.
This is so crazy.
I don't know if you saw this.
But local terrorist Al-Qaeda factions are preparing for a conflict with Wagner in northern Mali.
Good luck to them.
So this video popped up.
This video popped up, right?
Of Al-Qaeda suddenly armed in the tens of thousands of numbers with military vehicles, armament, rocket-propelled grenades, and warming Mali.
Now, you haven't heard from Al-Qaeda in a long time.
You just haven't heard from Al-Qaeda.
They haven't existed.
They've been, you know, I mean, they're in Afghanistan, but you just really haven't heard from them.
But if you don't know this, there is a dispute going on in northwestern Africa in that entire region because, you know, the U.S. blew up the Nord Stream pipeline, which cut off natural gas to Europe because we had another project going on in Africa that was going to cut through Africa and supply natural gas and oil from Africa.
Then basically, I don't know if it was Russian-backed, but there is a lot of Africa has been siding with Russia against the United States and the West, who have really destroyed a lot of African relations in the last several decades.
And so Wagner Group and a lot of like Russian-backed separatists ended up sort of like cutting off this pipeline.
I don't know if it was in Niger or exactly which countries it was in.
I know Mali's involved in this, but a bunch of these countries essentially cut off this new gas pipeline, which is going to make the winter in Europe extremely expensive.
And so they need to wage a proxy war in Africa.
This is so crazy, but the West needs to wage a proxy war.
And then all of a sudden, Al-Qaeda is in Africa and they're armed again and they're about to fight a war.
And it's like, this is the same thing of like, who armed al-Qaeda to begin with?
We armed Al-Qaeda to begin with.
Who armed ISIS?
We armed ISIS.
And this is like the same thing where the U.S. arms an enemy, then fights the enemy, but the enemy becomes our friend if we need them, if that makes sense.
So we hate Al-Qaeda.
We fought Al-Qaeda for like 20 years, right?
The Mujahideen and the Taliban, and we fought these people for decades.
But now Russia is backing a separatist movement in Africa, which is cutting off our oil and gas.
That was our backup plan.
So now Al-Qaeda, we're going to arm them again because we need them to fight the Russians.
That's how screwed up this is.
That's how screwed up this is.
So like the guy who said like, oh, you know, I'm not giving any dog whistles in this show.
I'm saying it's all bullshit, right?
The narrative about Jews and Nazis and al-Qaeda and Muslims.
Like, remember, they got you to hate the Muslims too.
Like, I don't even like Islam.
I think it's incompatible with the West.
I don't support Islam at all.
I don't think it's a good religion and I don't like it.
I think the whole Western, you know, male chauvinist flirting with Islam is cringe.
But I do remind you that like after 2001, everyone hated Muslims.
And now they tell you Muslims are good and we need more Muslims in our country and Muslims are our strength and they're better for our immigration.
And that's how quickly the narrative changes, right?
So it's maddening to me.
It really is.
I can't keep up with this.
I really can't keep up with it.
I notice too much.
I notice too much.
That's why some of you guys, you know, you got your noticer t-shirts.
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We're noticing a lot of things.
We're noticing a lot.
I think it's interesting that I talk a lot of, I'm critical about a lot of groups of people on this show, including Americans, including Australians.
I was just critical of Muslims.
I'm critical of al-Qaeda.
I'm critical of Africans, critical of black people.
But continually, I get a lot of criticism for only my criticism of one group of people that are in a list of like 40 people that I criticize all the time.
And I think it's very intellectually dishonest.
Shame on you to the people in the right wing and the left wing who have tried to cancel me multiple times recently simply for my genuine open admonishment of Zionists' weird influence in Western politics and in their interests superseding a lot of American interests because I criticize every group of people,
including the Chinese, including I'm criticizing Trudeau in Canada and Canadians and the Western government.
And fuck you guys for constantly giving me shit.
You guys are a bunch of fucking hypocrites that you will criticize every nation except for certain nations that provide money to you or that you'll defend.
You're fucking hypocrites and you know it because you need to criticize everybody that's responsible.
And if you don't, then you're a grifter, you're a liar, and you're not seeking the truth.
You're not seeking reality.
You're not trying to find the truth.
I know I risk a lot by being honest, but that doesn't make me racist.
It definitely doesn't make me anti-Semitic.
And I don't need to defend myself.
I'm going to continue to criticize every single group of people, including, I think it's ridiculous for Trudeau to honor a Nazi in parliament since the U.S. and Canada claimed that white supremacy is the greatest threat to our democracies.
I think it's ridiculous.
And I'll criticize them.
And if you don't have a problem with me criticizing Trudeau, but you have a problem with me criticizing other countries, then fuck you.
You're a hypocrite.
And I don't even care what you think.
Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart.
And that's just truth.
That's just truth.
You guys are a bunch of tools on the right and the left.
And you know that.
You guys, I'm not stupid.
You guys know exactly what's going on with these people.
They don't care about Jewish people at all.
They don't care.
They don't care.
And the truth is the truth, whether it's unfortunate or not, you know?
And you just have to accept it.
And I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I would like to not have to talk about certain groups of people.
Do you know, I've lost a lot by being honest, and I will continue to lose more, I'm sure.
But it's okay because I'd rather do that than to pretend that life is okay.
Anyway, Canada is not real.
Exactly.
Canada is not real.
So I just want to leave that as a truthful statement.
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Yeah, it's just it's just interesting.
Now, also, I want to say the last part about this.
I'll move on to the next, to the matrix.
I'll move on from this subject.
But I want to remind you, it's very interesting what's going on with Ukraine, what's going on with Russia.
And I got to talk about this in the Matrix because, you know, they say, what are you supporting, right?
When you say support Ukraine, well, you're obviously supporting Nazis.
You're obviously supporting, you know, literal neo-Nazis.
You're supporting war crimes.
You're supporting what?
But what else are your tax dollars supporting?
This is disgusting.
Apparently, we're supporting more than just the war.
We're funding the entire country.
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So this video came up from 60 Minutes talking about what our money is going to in Ukraine.
I don't know if I believe this, but I actually think I do.
This is where your money's going.
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American taxpayers are financing more than just weapons.
We discovered the U.S. government's buying seeds and fertilizer for Ukrainian farmers and covering the salaries of Ukraine's first responders.
All 57,000 of them.
That includes the team that trains this rescue dog named Joy to comb through the wreckage of Russian strikes looking for survivors.
And the U.S. also funds the divers, who we saw clearing unexploded ammunition from the country's rivers to make them safe again for swimming and fishing.
Russia's invasion shrank Ukraine's economy by about a third.
We were surprised to find that, to keep it afloat, the U.S. government is subsidizing small businesses.
So I don't know if you heard that, but American taxpayers are subsidizing small businesses...
We are paying for 57,000 first responders.
Who knows what else?
I don't, I mean, we're obviously paying people's bank accounts directly, but it is mind-blowing to me at the state of the United States, where we're at as a country, that this is what we're spending our money on, right?
Like, I don't know what country we even live in.
And they're like, oh, I saw this really cringy video today that's like, we spent 5% of our military budget to destroy 50% of Russian's army.
We did not destroy 50% of Russia's army.
I can guarantee that.
I was listening to this old recording of Hitler when he was finding out about the Russians' amount of tanks that they had.
It was quite old.
I think it was like, I think the number was like, they had like 57,000 tanks or something like that.
And he was even tripping out.
Like, he underestimated the Soviets' military capacity in World War II.
Russia has like one of the most powerful military.
I think it's number two.
It might be number two behind the U.S., second most powerful military.
We did not defeat 50% of their military.
We just didn't do that.
And while you're struggling, while you're suffering in your home, while you can't pay your bills, while you're struggling to buy bread, they're sending your money to subsidize small businesses in another country because their economy shrank.
Well, your economy doesn't matter.
The fact that you can't afford the interest rates on your home loan, the fact that you can't even buy a house, right?
$100 billion, the fact that, you know, Maui, what, $750 to Maui residents and $120, $140 billion?
God knows that's what they've reported.
Who knows what they've actually sent?
It's absolutely maddening.
I mean, it's just, it's just something like I can't describe.
And I don't know how to explain it, but it's like, there's no way this is real.
There's no way this is sustainable.
It starts to drive me mad.
The West has genuinely gotten to a position to, I don't know what to do about it.
Like, I don't even know what to do about it.
Like, speaking of the Matrix and stuff, what's going on, apparently, the previous story about the SS Waffen Nazi soldier that was honored, which is absolutely crazy.
And I don't understand why he was honored, but he was.
They're actually currently editing the Wikipedia page for the 14th Waffen Grenadier Division.
I checked it out.
It's true.
You can look at the history of the edits.
And they're trying to say that the SS did not commit prosecutable crimes.
So the new narrative, rather than just to admit, hey, we were wrong and like, hey, yeah, we shouldn't be honoring literal Nazis in our parliament.
they changed the Wikipedia page to say that the SS were good.
The SS were actually good.
They were the good guys.
They were the good guys.
Apparently, the Nazis were the good guys.
So much so that even when he was confronted about it, Justin Trudeau was asked about this guy in parliament, and his answer is so weird.
He doesn't even accept responsibility.
He blames Russian propaganda for why they had a Ukrainian dude, I mean, a Ukrainian Nazi in parliament.
Obviously, it's extremely upsetting that this happened.
The speaker has acknowledged his mistake and has apologized.
But this is something that is deeply embarrassing to the Parliament of Canada and by extension to all Canadians.
I think particularly of Jewish MPs and all members of the Jewish community across the country who are celebrating or commemorating Yom Kippur today.
I think it's going to be really important that all of us push back against Russian propaganda, Russian disinformation, and continue our steadfast and unequivocal support for Ukraine, as we did last week with announcing further measures to stand with Ukraine in Russia's illegal...
My mind is absolutely freaking blown because you just blame Russia and then you start to realize that why Russia exists is a scapegoat.
Like I'm starting to doubt everything because all Western leaders do is blame Russia when they make a mistake.
Oh, well, it's Russian, you know, Trump won because of Russian interference.
Oh, we had a Nazi in because of Russia propaganda.
Like there's no way it's all Russia.
There's just no way.
There's just absolutely no way it's all Russia.
It cannot be.
It's not possible.
And I want to talk a little bit about propaganda because over the weekend, right, the Biden administration removed the razor wire that the Texas National Guard, not National Guard, wait, is it?
Yes, the Texas National Guard had put up razor wire across the southern border while there's an invasion going on in the nation.
And we talked about it on the previous episodes that Biden even said that the white population is going to be replaced in the United States.
You know, like, like I realize that I have not been following scripture very well and I'm feeling really convicted.
And I've talked to Kez and I've talked to a couple people and I realized that like starting a couple days ago, I was like, you know, I need to really look at my life and examine it and start being.
I need to start being more consistent in my personal life with what the Bible requires of me.
So I'm going to start on a new journey to start reading the Bible to try to look at, you know, how to align my life with scripture more so I can be more consistent.
Because I can't change the world, but I can change myself.
I think a lot of men don't, you know, don't, we get so focused on like the news and articles and things.
Maybe, maybe you don't relate, but maybe you do.
Like it can seem so daunting and you can't do anything about it, but it's like you're fat or you have like an addiction or you're porn or like you're just mean or you're a liar or like maybe you're just depressed and you just play video games all day and it's like, dude, go do something with your life and fix your problems because you can fix your own problems with the help of God.
And I realize I've got problems, you know, I've got like character flaws and issues in my life and I'm just not consistent, you know, in a lot of things.
And, you know, I can work on it.
So I'm going to start working on it.
I have a few target areas I'm going to start working on.
That's all you can ask of a man is to try.
But one of the things I want to start working on is not being heartless, right?
I don't want to lose my heart for humanity and my love for God, for God's creation.
And so as a father, as someone who has a son and sees someone's son going through this, I'm not like those Republicans that are like, just shoot him dead.
Look, this is a kid.
He's not responsible.
He has no idea what's going on here.
Okay.
But I can tell you this.
Any parent that would have their kid climb through the center of Razor Wire is a bad parent and they should be deported.
We don't want them in our country.
That's true.
And also, these are staged.
I don't buy it.
They did these pictures, kids in cages.
We don't even know what time period these are from.
These could be from Trump's administration.
They could be from 10 years ago.
Nobody knows.
It doesn't matter.
This is retarded.
This is just stupid propaganda.
Look, just because people are trying to come here illegally, unfortunately, if you're stupid, we don't reward you.
And as a Christian who's wanting to learn how to be more like one and follow the example, I can love these people enough to know that this is not how we sustain a good country and this is not good to put your kids in this risk.
And we need to put better border security so kids don't climb through this, right?
How about we build a better wall and create better pathways?
Maybe this kid could have got into the United States.
Maybe he could have gotten in if we weren't allowing in two and a half million military-aged males.
You ever thought about that?
Like everyone's like, well, this kid is, he just wants to get in.
He's under real threat.
Maybe he is.
Okay, so let's just say he is and he should get asylum.
Now, I'm not saying he should.
Maybe he should according to the current laws.
Well, we don't have any room for him with two and a half million military-aged males.
Maybe you should have thought about that before you let all these people in, right?
I don't know.
Maybe you disagree with me.
I'd love to know in the chat, but you tell me what you're thinking on it.
I don't know in the chat.
I'm looking at the locals right now.
You guys are here.
Yeah, you guys are saying it's staged.
Censored chat isn't saying much.
Over on Rumble, yeah, you guys are saying, yeah, exactly.
So if you don't make the live streams, if you don't want to use your data or you just live in a low Wi-Fi area, you can always download this audio.
It's really good too.
If you ever go on a plane ride or a plane trip, go to the podcast or Spotify, wherever you can get podcasts, and then just download the podcast and then listen to the ones that catch up on them.
It's really nice when you're going to sleep too, or you're just bored.
Just put on the audio and just tune off and, you know, get your notice or t-shirt, hang out.
All right, we got to look at something funny, though.
Let's get into some funny stories.
These are ridiculous, but they will make you laugh.
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My name is Elijah Schaefer, and we are looking at some funny stories.
One of the best things I've ever seen was the fact of the he speaking of political hypocrisies today.
This is a solo show.
I do have some guests this week, but I have been trying to do more solo shows because I feel like guests sometimes remove the ability to actually get through the content and talk about it.
So I like to keep it tight.
When baby E gets a little bit older, my new son, I will have Kez on more often.
It's just, he's just very high maintenance right now.
He's young.
He's about five and a half months old.
And Kez really likes to give him full attention.
If you guys know anything about Harry Sisson, he's Twitter's favorite twink.
Harry Sisson said recently in December, I mean, what is that?
May, May of 2022.
I don't care if these conservatives, justices, don't like people protesting at their houses.
Don't take away people's rights next time.
Remember that when they were protesting at the justices' houses?
Setting a new precedent of communist intimidation?
Well, just the other day, Trump supporting MAGA Republicans are now harassing me at my house.
My house.
These people are just absolutely insane.
They're insane, all right.
They're insane.
They're not, yeah, they're insane.
Of course they're insane.
Nobody wants protesting at their house.
I think that's absolutely like, I don't think that's right.
I don't think that's right.
I don't think, especially, I don't think that's good, protesting at people's private residences.
That's where the McClowskis in Missouri, right?
Pulled out the gun, that white family.
I think that they're amazing.
I think they really did a good job at defending themselves.
You shouldn't be protesting at people's houses.
It's not good.
I don't like that.
That's actually kind of funny.
But before I even talk about something even funnier, this Thai commercial came up.
People have accused this show of being racist.
And we are possibly the least racist show in all of history.
We might be the most anti-racist show that has ever existed because we're not Thai.
Thailand made a TV commercial and you're never going to understand what the product was.
Best guesses in the chat if you guys can guess what this is a commercial for.
If you've already seen it, then there's no point in asking if you're on Rumble or YouTube or whatever.
But if you haven't, this has got to be the most racist commercial I've ever seen.
And I did enjoy it, though.
Not because I'm racist, but because I like Thai people, because I'm anti-racist.
I don't know if you caught that at the end of- Appearances can be deceiving.
So, you know, black people are dangerous, but not all of them are.
Our toothpaste is black, but it's good for your teeth.
That was the advertisement.
I don't know if I caught that incorrectly, but that was the entire advertisement.
Freaking hilarious because it's just, it's, I mean, it's true, but it's funny.
Also known as John Miller toothpaste.
I think the locals brought up a John.
Yeah, like there's Kez telling me, go do your own show.
I was almost late today because I had to run something back to the house for her.
But yeah, that's, look at it's John Miller toothpaste.
So get the darky toothpaste.
John Miller.
Dark every single time.
Darky is now Darley.
We do love our John Miller.
John Miller's a great person.
We really do love him.
There's some more funny videos as well.
Let me exit out of some of these tabs here.
All right, cool.
Some tabs here.
There was also this, this, somebody, somebody sent me this.
This is inappropriate.
This is inappropriate, but it was funny.
This is both an anti-mus.
This is like, this next comedy bit is like racist to like three different groups of people at the same time, which is why I loved it.
And if you get offended by comedians, then this is the wrong show for you and you should go away.
But if you like funny jokes, this one made me laugh.
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This beard is an Amish beard.
Abraham Lincoln beard.
It's also Muslims wear this beard without the mustache.
So the first time I saw my barber, a Muslim guy named Ali, I'm clearly referring to this, but I didn't say it.
But I said to him, man, we got something in common.
He goes, oh, you also hate the Jews?
I said, Jesus Christ, man, apparently we got two things in common.
But it's more just because if you can't laugh at yourself, so he's laughing at himself.
And some people pointed this out.
They're like, oh, it's a Jew joke.
It's not funny because everyone's so sensitive today.
He's making fun of white people because he's white.
You assume he hates the Jews and then he's Muslim.
So Muslims hate the Jews.
It's making fun of everyone at the same time.
It's a good joke.
If you don't like the joke, you're just annoying.
And you just should, you should delete your internet.
You shouldn't be on the internet.
There's no point for you to be on here if you can't laugh at that.
Speaking of like being out of touch with racist jokes and stuff, this is a real post by a black chick that made me laugh.
People believe these narratives, right?
She's like, so my dad's tire blew up on the freeway and this dude with a Confederate flag tattoo wearing a Confederate flag t-shirt with a conflict flag car stickers stopped and changed our tire.
My mind is blown.
Don't judge a book by its cover, y'all.
They've really convinced people that the Confederate flag means that people are racist.
That's like a Southern battle flag, Southern Cross, right?
I think that's what it's called.
This black woman's like, I can't believe white people in the South are not racist just because they like the Confederacy.
Like, dude, majority of people, this is like a crazy thing, are not actually racist.
They just want people to be, they notice patterns and they want people to be acceptable for, I mean, accountable for their bad behavior publicly, right?
So that's basically all it is.
But she didn't judge a book by its cover, and then that's why we have that, which is pretty interesting, right?
Pretty, pretty interesting.
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I like how someone in the censored chat thinks someone with a fake name, Gavin McGinnis, thinks this is a fake live stream and that we're not actually live.
Speaking of this, a modern art display came up the other day, and it just reminds me of how easily people can be fooled, just like supporting Ukraine.
That's the most normal New York resident I've ever seen.
Um.
It's like another demonic ritual.
Deb Step from the locals chat said that it was another demonic ritual.
I'd love to know if you guys could explain what the point of this is.
I mean, I'm looking here in the Rumble chat and everyone's just like, WTF.
Exactly.
WTF.
That's why this segment's called WTF because it doesn't make any sense.
I don't know what it is.
Like, I don't understand.
I don't get it.
But if you look at that, it's like, the craziest part about this video is the amount of people who paid to be there.
They're wearing name badges, which means this is a paid observation.
And this person here, I don't know if this is in a museum or university, this woman is a queen because she's the one who's getting paid, you know, $275,000 US.
Well, I've been in Australia so long.
I'm now clarifying US dollars.
That's not good.
She's getting paid $275,000 US to like unwrap women.
You know, the last time I, every time I use toilet paper every day and I don't get paid for it.
In fact, I pay for it.
Do you know how expensive a Kezia is?
Akezia is expensive.
Do you know how expensive a baby E is?
Not that expensive.
But I am really proud of Kez because she recently started going to op shops, aka thrift stores, to get some clothes.
Obviously, she cleans them and stuff like that.
But we've been finding, because we've been going to op shops.
Been going to get a rip, find original records, like actual records, original books, original children's books, right?
We look for racist children's books.
This sounds really bad, but it's kind of amazing.
We look for racist classic children's books, like where like Asians are like stereotyped and black people, stuff like that, only because we think that they're like investments and they're worthwhile, like preserving history.
And we think they're going to try to destroy them to like erase them, right?
Like anytime a black person has like red lips or an Asian person looks like a Qing Chong, we think that they're going to sort of like erase these books and delete them.
And so we want to preserve like historical books and records and things, you know, like baby it's cold outside, but original records and those kinds of things.
So we kind of try to like preserve the original editions of books.
Sort of like a hobby for Kez and it's really cool.
I really respect it.
And we read them to our son.
Go when you order the adventures of Tintin on Amazon or anywhere, the last book of the series is not included.
Go order the last book in the series.
It's crazy.
You really will enjoy it.
It is absolutely, it is absolutely insane.
More videos that are WTF.
I found this video of Rihanna.
She really fell off recently.
Sometimes I find these videos, and I don't, I don't, I don't, I regret it, you know?
So this, Rihanna, check this video.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Not my proudest fap.
I will say that.
Not my proudest rub out.
But at least they're happy, right?
That's what the culture is about today, being happy.
That's what it is.
It's all about being happy.
It doesn't matter if it's good or normal or helpful or profitable to your well-being.
As long as you're happy.
Um, that's disgusting.
It's disgusting, but also they're really happy.
So that's really, it's a good thing, right?
That's all that matters.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad we cut the video there.
I'm glad.
Because usually you have to pay for this.
This is behind the paywall that you have to watch this one.
This is behind the paywall.
What the hell is going on in Guadalajara or whatever this is?
That's got to be like, it's got to be, it's got to be Peru or something.
Those Peruvians are out of control.
Speaking of also WTF, that doesn't make any sense.
You know, there's a lot of hate out there for pearly things.
I consider pearly things a friend.
I'm not sure if she would consider me a friend.
We talk regularly.
I think that she has a lot of ideas that are good.
I think a lot of her ideas are hyperbolic.
I think she's sort of like is sort of like Andrew Tate where she says things for for effect, right?
People don't get pearly things.
And I think she says things just to start conversations.
I don't think she really believes some of the things she says.
She's just trying to like be a devil's advocate and really push people to explain themselves because a lot of things in life we just accept.
She's been going on a lot about marriage.
And I don't agree with a lot of things she's said about marriage recently.
That's fine.
You can be friends with people you disagree with.
But unlike the betas out there that feel like they need to respond to women every time they disagree with them, usually when I disagree with women, I don't get into arguments with them because there's no reason to argue with women.
Like there's just not a lot of reason.
Like unless I'm like trolling or teasing a woman, if I'm trolling a female just to like get under her skin, then yeah, I'll respond.
But if it's like genuinely to argue, I typically don't argue with females on the internet because there's no point.
You know, at all, like at all.
But I feel like people are really vicious on the internet, which is fine, which is why I don't think a lot of women should be on there.
Apparently, Pearly Things is able to handle it.
But on the No Jumper podcast, Mike Tyson was on right here.
And looking good, Mike.
He decided to attack Pearly.
And not just on like Pearly Things looks, but on like relating to like European features.
And I feel like this kind of sort of racist discrimination is something that black people need to stop doing if they want us to stop being racist to them, right?
If they want white people to stop stereotyping and typecasting them, I don't know.
Be the change you want to see.
Stop being racist to white people.
I think we're getting kind of sick of it.
Listen to this, this attack.
I want to break this down.
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She's very pale.
She's very Netherland shaped.
You know what I'm saying?
Bitch like fucking Amazonian.
Blonde hair, no fucking features.
Bitch couldn't tan if you if you did it, you know, physically to her.
And just to hear her sit up and say a bunch of ignorant shit about a community that she's very pale.
I don't think you're one allowed to talk about skin color.
She's a European looks.
Okay, when you look like when if you walked onto a construction site, they would mistake you for one of the bricks that's going into the structure of the building.
You shouldn't be talking about women being ugly.
Okay.
This is a very, very, this gives Big Mike a run for her money, Obama's husband.
But this person, Mike Tyson, look alike, I thought this was Mike Tyson until I heard the voice, is on a Cux podcast and says that, you know, making fun of Pearly Things looks.
I just find it to be so weird how people attack Pearly Things looks.
And it's always these dumb black bitches.
You know what I mean?
There's nothing more annoying than just a like unruly black woman.
They're just like unruly women are already annoying, right?
They're all like, I mean, look, and it's not just to attack women, right?
Like fat men are annoying.
Like obese creators are annoying because they cock and they simp for women.
They always white knight because they're obese and they can't get pussy.
And so they're just like, they just like simp for women online.
And they're like the Redditors, right?
Reddit mods.
You know, they're like these robot blocks and Minecraft players.
But like unruly black women who run gossip channels or go on this kind of shit and like go on these tirades.
Like even black men don't want to date them, you know?
Like that's their problem.
Like you got to just stop being such an annoying bitch and maybe people will like you.
It's just the truth.
It's not because, you know, it's not for any other reason.
Just stop.
My only crime on this show is that I'm honest.
I can't, there's no way anyone disagrees with me on this.
Chat is agreeing.
Yeah.
There's no way.
I now got this little mouse so I can read your guys' chats, which is kind of cool.
That's just the truth of it.
And I'm not going to apologize for that.
It's a true statement.
And that's just the truth.
I like how the fake Gavin McGinnis on the censor chat said I passed the test of this being a fake live.
I don't even know what it is.
What's a fake live?
I don't know what the fake live is.
I think if I pre-record a show and air it, I would tell you guys that it's pre-recorded.
I don't have anything to hide from you here.
We're hanging on, bro.
We got like 600.
I'm proud of this audience.
We got like 650 people watching on YouTube.
We've got almost 700 on Rumble.
We've got like 30 on locals.
I mean, shoot, dude.
We're like, no, we got like what?
Like 1,400 across the platforms are 1,400, 1,500 people watching right now on a random day about a random topic that's irrelevant.
That's awesome.
And we're not even like, you know, we're not like sneak over these people.
We're not like going hanging out with A-list celebrities.
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So it turns out that black kids are not again black community doesn't have to take responsibility for their actions As long as they reach for a cops gun, it's totally okay.
So I'm very happy about that.
But speaking of dystopian nature as well, this video came out and like I gotta say, we're gonna ask a question to the chat on what this couple should do.
I'm not sure if this couple should, I don't know what they should do here if you were in this situation, but this wife does, this fiancé doesn't want to take her husband's last name.
And this video put me in a coma.
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Finn says he won't propose to me because now I want to be Kelly Payne.
Faith doesn't want to take my name.
And that irks me.
No.
I want to take your name.
I just want to take mine as well.
I'm not saying, no, because otherwise then I just wouldn't change my name.
I'm saying I want to put mine there, but Kelly Payne.
I don't want to lose my association with my family.
So this is why I always say the dangers, guys, of dating girls like this.
So like, this is like a very Aryan, you know, like queen look.
And what's unfortunate is, is you meet a lot of these girls that are European, that have this look, and you're like, wow, I really want to bang her.
I want to have sex with her.
And that's what your mind's thinking, right?
You're like, and that's fine.
You're straight, you're heterosexual, or at least you like women to some extent, and you want to bang her.
Okay, so that's good.
But these like, these sort of like plasticky uniform girls, which we like that kind of try to look like the same, they really are, a lot of them are really brainwashed with feminist extremism.
And my solution, if she wants to keep her name, is he should let her keep her name.
He should dump her and let her keep her association with the family and not marry her.
It's a huge red flag.
Not taking your husband's name means that you're keeping your father's name.
So you're keeping a man's name, but it's your dad, not your husband, which means you're under the authority of your dad.
And marriage is supposed to be that you leave your father and mother, that you cleave from your family, literally, literally break away, and you join in unity to your husband and you form a new unit.
This is really unpopular for people, especially if you have kids, right?
Like Kez loves baby E.
And I just remind her: like, when he gets married, you know, just remember, like, he's starting a new unit.
Don't be a, don't, you can, you can be close to him now, enjoy it, but you know, you're his mother, but his wife becomes the number one woman in his life.
And a lot of couples would do better in life if they knew this.
You know, to the guys for their moms and the girls as well.
Like, you are loyal first to your wife when you get married.
And then you are loyal to, you know, you could be loyal to your family.
You should be loyal to your parents.
You shouldn't forget all about them, but you're loyal first to your wife.
And if you're a wife, you're loyal to your husband, not to your parents.
So you don't, you don't do this.
This whole idea of not taking your husband's name, I would never, unfortunately, I would just say, fine, I'm going to stay single.
We're not doing this because I'm not going to stay with somebody who's not my, doesn't have my last name.
Maybe I'm old school.
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned and you guys disagree with me.
I'd love to know in the chat what you think about that.
Yeah, people are like, the only reason I want to keep my name is to keep the family name going.
Let me see.
But that means that there's no males in the family to pass the name.
I don't know.
Nah, dude, you're keeping, you don't, but you don't keep your family name going.
That's the whole point.
You keep, it's not about keeping the family name going.
It's about, it's a Christian thing.
It's a God thing coming under the authority of your husband.
That's what it, that's the whole point.
Because then you're not, that's why it ends when you don't have a male because you're under the authority of the male and you're under the protection of the male and you're under God.
And so when you come together, you take his last name, it's like a sign of taking on his protection and starting that, continuing that line of protection.
And so if you keep your name, you're cheating yourself as a woman and you're starting off the marriage very poorly.
I'll just say that's a very bad way to start a marriage and you're not going to enjoy life very much.
We do have something positive.
We do have something positive.
I will say this.
We have a positive.
Polish MEP Dominik Tarczynski destroys the EU after they try to pressure his country to accept illegal immigrants.
He says, we don't want your doctors.
We don't need your engineers.
Take them all and pay for them.
Watch the entire clip.
You're going to have to watch this.
Trust me.
It's so good.
It's one minute and 11 seconds.
Speaking of immigration, this is what Poland says to the EU, who's trying to force them to take immigrants.
It gave me some hope for the nation.
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The lowest unemployment in the European Union is Poland.
The highest GDP after COVID in the European Union is Poland.
One of the lowest debts in the European Union is Poland.
So don't give us this rubbish about the need of educated immigration, as we heard yesterday.
We don't need your doctors.
We don't need your engineers.
Take them, take them all and pay for them.
We don't need them.
You know why?
Because there is zero terrorist attacks in Poland.
Why?
Because there is no illegal migration in Poland.
So don't give me this look.
Don't give me these arguments about the populism because this is a fact.
This is your data from Eurostat.
So we don't need your engineers.
We don't need your doctors.
Take them.
Do not teach us.
Do not teach us about democracy because we know what the democracy is.
What is kind of crazy about this is for those of you that don't know, I was in Sydney, Australia.
I was down in Sydney.
Sydney's south.
I'm on the east coast of Australia.
Almost everybody lives here.
And I go to Sydney.
Again, I met some people from censored.tv.
You guys were awesome, the young couple.
I met Debstep.
I met a bunch of people in the crowd too, who would like, they were tripping out.
It was so funny.
They were like, weren't you on Blaze TV?
What happened to your show?
And I'm like, oh, we're still going.
Yeah, we're still going.
But I met a bunch of people and it was really, really cool.
I'm going to be going over my trip to Sydney on Thursday night on censored TV on the exclusive show.
I have so much good footage to go over.
It's amazing.
I got welcomed.
I got witchcraft by the Aboriginals.
They blew gum tree smoke on me.
There's so much amazing, crazy stuff.
If you were in locals, you saw a little bit of the live.
But I ended up talking to this libertarian dude, which I'll show then.
And he was basically saying that immigration was good to Australia because they bring in doctors.
And I go, but did you, because you only need more doctors because you guys have social health care and you're letting in a bunch of immigrants.
And so you need immigrant doctors to meet the needs of the immigrants that are coming in.
But you had enough doctors servicing your people.
He's like, yeah, I go, so isn't that kind of a lie they use?
Like, oh, well, you need you need immigrants because of doctors?
No, the reason why you need doctors and lawyers and these skilled people is because the population is expanding too quickly because you're allowing all these other immigrants in that are minorities that need doctors.
So it makes sense that, yeah, of course, it's like two truths and a lie.
You do have a need for doctors.
The doctors are helping, but who are they helping?
They're helping these other people.
And also, it's turning out that a lot of these doctors are letting in are not actually qualified.
Malpractice goes up for them, and many of them are lying about their credentials.
I had a Mr. Gupta, a doctor out here, see me, and he was retarded.
Mr. Gupa was literally a Pajit retard.
I've had good Indian doctors too, by the way.
So I'm not speaking crap on Indian doctors, just meaning clearly they did not look at his credentials.
I do like to see Poland.
I like to see Hungary.
I like to see these nations actually protect their borders.
It's so rare that I feel blessed to actually, you know, see this stuff.
All right, we've got to look at videos that are so gross and so weird.
I'm really glad that I don't have to date anymore.
I've looked at the dating pool recently and the girls that are out there.
And they just don't make them the same way they used to, right?
Leo 23, who lives in Portland.
Nice rack, a little more hair on the chest than I'm accustomed to.
And typically, the only landing strips that I like are in airports, not on the upper lip when it comes to my females.
But this is Leo from Portland in the female category, looking as hot as ever.
I asked people to rate her with an emoji, and everyone was like, Her?
And I was like, Yeah, you freaking bigots.
This is a woman.
Respect her, please.
Treat women well.
This is the country we live in, right?
We support Nazis in Ukraine and we support all women.
We believe them all.
This is a beautiful woman.
This is a beautiful, beautiful woman.
It's absolutely, yeah.
Send me fentanyl.
All right, that's just a stupid shit.
I don't know why I showed you that.
Was this what it is?
Let me see if I got this.
Oh, yeah.
So that's what I say.
So speaking of women, I also want to know, would you, right?
Is that even real?
Is that AI?
I literally, I'm so lost.
You know what I mean?
Like, I would have thought that's just a dude in a bra with an AI filter on, but then I noticed that it's got the big old, you know, inflatable boobies.
So it looks like some breast implants on top of pectoralis muscles.
It's definitely a man with the muscular distribution, but then there's like the boobs and then the face.
I don't know, chat.
Ones in the chat if that's real or two if that's AI.
One's in the chat if it's real, two's in the chat if it's AI.
As much as people think that's disgusting, it's probably actually pretty bomb.
It's probably actually pretty good.
But I just was wondering, how did she?
Yeah, someone said, wipe your ass, show me how.
That was my question: how does she wipe, right?
How do you wipe with your nails like that?
I'm not entirely sure.
I really wish I would have known how that's done.
I don't understand how they do that, but they do somehow.
I had another video that I should have brought up, which is this black guy explaining how he only showers once a week and that he just puts lemon under his arms.
And those are the people that really ruin it for all of us.
People that think they don't stink are weird.
I can tell when I stink.
And that's just crazy.
This is absolutely disgusting.
This is actually, this is app.
This is actually gross.
Check this out.
This woman got caught in a store drinking from bottles and putting them back.
And this whole thing is just crazy.
We'll break it down after watching it.
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Okay, so these little girls here, yeah, who decided to drink this drink from there, put their mouth to it, and stick that back on the shelf.
And they think it's okay to do that without paying for it, yeah?
You think it's okay to do that?
No, you think it's okay to do that?
No, no, I'm asking you.
You think it's okay to drink?
You want it to go back?
No, no, no, no.
Listen, it won't go back.
You think it's okay?
You think it's okay to drink that and just put it there like normal.
Since someone like my daughter is going to drink that, I'm going to take that.
I'm going to buy that, take it home.
No, no, no, I'm going to take that home.
And someone like yourself who's been drinking that, I'll put your mouth to it.
Okay, so that's cool.
That's cool.
She said, I'm going to make you famous.
And she's bragging about how she's got, I think it's about 600 followers.
But the way she was saying it was like, she's got millions.
And I've got 600 followers.
I've got this many.
I'm going to make you famous.
So she's recording it now.
Yeah.
And she's doing all this.
And she goes, look at you.
You're a bad father.
You're doing this in front of your child.
Listen, I'll tell you straight.
My child is there.
Yeah.
She's watched everything.
Right?
I am not going to allow my child to grow up thinking it's okay to pick up bottles of drink from the shelf, drink, and put them back.
If you want to kick them off the shelf and you've got a drink, I want you to put that straight in your trolley afterwards.
I don't need to show any more of that, but that's a felony in probably the UK.
It's probably the UK.
It's a felony.
And that's this idea of like we saw in the last show about the issue in the black community because there's a lot of good black people out there, but they also are often taught from a young age.
Joshua Cash disagrees with me.
He says it's not learned.
It's innate.
Maybe I'm incorrect.
I don't know.
But I feel like the black kids I know that grew up in good homes and didn't listen to rap music behave no differently than me.
But I also think with there's not all black people are the same, right?
There's certain groups that have lower IQs than others.
Just like not all white people are the same.
So I think that it's interesting here, though, that, you know, you can't really make it a racial issue because this is a like a Pajit guy or something.
Maybe he's like a Sikh and he's telling them off.
But also, it's like these idea of these black girls, like, you know, they're not taking accountability for their actions because they're trained from a young age not to take accountability.
So it's really unfortunate because they are trained from a young age.
And nobody makes them take accountability, which will bring us to our next segment, which is our hmm segment, which is a very important video that I want to show you.
Don't forget, though, I want to read a couple of these super chats before we get into that from locals.
You guys can send super chats on locals directly.
I appreciate you guys sending them.
Kyle M. Tomerich said, what if Satan was against Russia?
This video was uploaded on the internet, and I want to watch it.
It's two minutes and 12 seconds, but it's really important that we do watch it because there's so much going on here, and I feel really bad for this guy.
We are all the keyboard player.
And if you guys don't know, I actually play keyboard pretty well.
I love playing piano, and I write a lot of my own music.
I mostly just freestyle and play my own music.
Can play music, but uh, I just kind of like, you know, it's been a tough year, so I've lost a lot of my drive in life, but now I'm getting it back because I'm getting good communities out here.
I'm making friends, and it's you know, it's nice, so I'm having a good time at the moment.
But this individual here playing the keyboard has decided that he was gonna play it.
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This is one of the worst things somebody's probably ever done to me while street performing.
So this kind of stuff happens here and there, so I usually just keep playing through it, but But after what's about to happen, I had to stop.
This is also the last song of the night.
And side note, I do this to see people happy, so please don't harass the person in this video.
So, I do want to be very fair here to black people here, which I want to be very fair to them because, you know, people pointed out, oh, well, of course, the girl's black and there's no accountability.
It's true, but also the two girls who helped him were black as well.
So, you can't blanket dismiss an entire race of people because of the actions of the few, but happen to be more often than not.
But you can notice patterns, and you still should be at a risk.
That's why we think that's a very fair balance.
You don't want to be legitimately racist.
I've come to a conclusion: you don't want to be legitimately racist if you're a Christian in terms of hatred towards a group of people because of the color of their skin, because many people who are a part of that race may be very good people, but you also don't want to, as a Christian, not be discriminatory.
And you should be discriminatory in terms of like really judge people by their character in public and notice if they're up to no good or not, right?
So, like, noticing that black people, you know, commit the majority of crime and that in public they seem to be up to the majority of mischief is good to notice because it'll keep you safe, right?
It's like a Scott Adams thing.
But hating people because they're black alone, I'm not on that road.
Maybe you are.
I don't think that's a Christian, you know, way to look at things.
I think that's I think that's just too far.
But I also think that intentionally lying about black people and pretending like there's not a problem in the community is also not Christian, too, right?
So it's like, well, don't say that about black people, you offend them.
Well, it's true, it's true.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna worry about offending people.
I just think there's a sweet balance.
And, you know, I'm going to keep that balance.
I'm going to continue to say that, you know, it's good to keep a balance there.
And so, like, yeah, but the white guys gave him his money back.
She stole the money.
It's just so, people are such shitty people.
It's really discouraging sometimes, right?
Yeah.
Someone said, not all blacks are N's, but all N's are black.
Well, I don't know what that means.
You can take for that.
That's what the chat said.
And you'll see what happens.
But yeah, that's why there's a difference between, you know, people who rig elections, right?
The riggers that rig the elections, and the people who just are activists and tell you to vote differently.
There's a difference between riggers and activists.
That's what I'll say.
But there is the great differentiator, right?
It is the great thing.
It is the great equalizer.
That reminds me, though, of like the lack of accountability.
I saw this article that made me laugh.
I'm always tracking the new names that we're giving for people who rig elections.
Cold-hearted teens, steal eight-year-old New York City Boys Lemonade Stand earnings.
Cold-hearted teens, cold-hearted teens.
They are cold-hearted teens.
That's what we're calling them today.
They're cold-hearted teens.
Absolutely fantastic discussion there.
Cold-hearted teens.
Love it, and I really appreciate it.
It's just so good.
It's just so good.
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I like, oh, I like how Dubstep's in the locals chat.
You guys are there.
It was crazy to meet Deb Step.
Deb Step is fantastic.
We really do love it.
Yeah, we love our Asian white supremacists.
I told Debstep that.
We love Asian white supremacists.
They're fantastic.
And it's a joke.
If you don't get it, it's a joke.
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I'm reminded every day that life is worth continuing on as we improve ourselves.
So I kind of want to end on this note.
I mentioned it in the beginning.
You know, I had a friend reach out to me today and explain to me how they said like they've been on a really good track record and they've been going to the gym and they had sort of like started eating fast food again and they started getting fat and gaining weight.
And I could hear the tone of voice in the text messages, right?
Of just like that feeling we all get when you're not reaching your goals, when you take steps backwards, when you feel like you've made a mistake and you just start to feel you lose energy, you start to shut down.
You don't want people, you start to feel a little bit shameful.
And you know what?
I want to remind you guys, it's okay if you fail at your goals.
It's okay if you take some steps back.
It's okay, you know, like people that are always like, you always hear people, I wake up at 4 a.m. and I work 25 hours a day and, you know, I track every calorie and it's like, okay, that's fantastic.
but most of us are just struggling a bit in some one or two areas.
Whatever your problems are, they're way overblown in your head, right?
You're thinking about you all the time in your life, but so is everybody else.
Everybody else is thinking about themselves too, which is why even as a public person, people write really mean things to me like every day.
I'm not complaining about it.
I'm just saying they do.
I get a lot of death threats.
I get articles written about me that could could I could they could have ruined my life right I could I could I could cry about them if I was a bitch But I'm not That people have written really mean things people have tried to ruin my entire career my life everything But you know what?
Here's the key thing is like I realized why am I not ruined by it because nobody cares in the end nobody really cares everyone's thinking about themselves and You just got to realize that you know in the midst of all this in the in the in the journey of trying to You know improve your life you're going to make mistakes.
You're going to take steps back sometimes you're going to take more steps back than you took forward and that's okay in the process of trying to improve life and trying to make better choices.
But don't give up on the journey.
Don't stop on the journey because it's not if the process is what you've got to love.
You have to enjoy the process.
If you're just looking for the results, you're never going to get where you want to be.
You have to enjoy the process.
It's like I even had it recently, I had gained a little bit of weight again.
Now I'm losing it back off just because I had gotten off of my gym routine.
That's what I told my friend.
I'm like, dude, it just happens, bro.
It's whatever.
You know, I was eating a lot of sodium.
I was a bit swollen.
And now I'm back in a good routine and the weight's coming back off and I'm getting back into a better place for summer.
Okay, so what?
And no matter if it's your marriage, if you're working on, if it's your own character, continue to work on those things.
Put them before the Lord.
Submit yourself to God.
And I'm not perfect.
And I'll never claim I am.
Sometimes I do stupid shit, right?
I never intentionally hurt anybody or try to cause any problems for people, but sometimes I do dumb shit in my own life.
And then I have to recalibrate.
I'm like, why did I do that?
That's so stupid.
I should just like rethink my life and, you know, try to do better next time.
So try to do better.
And that's all I can ask of you guys.
And I appreciate you guys trying to improve things on a daily basis.
And remember, God does care about you.
Jay, Michael 14.
You can only continue today to improve.
And if you've already messed up today, then just try to do better tonight and never let the process wear you down.
And don't lose hope.
Don't let the news get to you because ultimately you're going to find peace and energy from having improvement in your own personal life, not by the world getting fixed because the world's fucking crazy and it's not going to get any less crazy, but your life can be more peaceful if you improve it and you refine it and you submit yourself to God.
Let's all do that together.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
Thank you so much again for watching.
Shout out to the locals fam.
Shout out to the Sensor TV fam and all those that are watching on Rumble.
You guys, make my day.
I love you all.
Have a great rest of the week.
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