July 27, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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I didn't really know what to do the show on today because, like many of you, I go between having a lot of hope in the world and then being completely blackpilled.
It's like we're living in a dystopian movie and I don't know how to get out.
I feel like we're all a little bit like this soldier.
You remember this footage juxtaposed with the women from our show last week?
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I'm your top 17 host here on Knightly Offensive.
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You know, life hasn't made a lot of sense to me recently.
I'd love to know, chat, how you're feeling today.
Because when I look at the internet, it's a much different reality than what I see in the real world.
And I feel like while we look at movies, when we talk about the future of living in some sort of a virtual reality where everybody's plugged in like Black Mirror, it's already here.
It's right before us.
I saw this video.
I can't tell the difference between what is a prank and what is reality.
I feel like we're in one giant freaking Ashton Kutcher segment.
And he's going to pop out from behind somewhere and just tell me.
It's all fake.
It's all gay.
And you have no idea what you've been experiencing.
It's not even real.
It's so weird.
Come out with my wife being Jewish.
I came out of the closet on Twitter yesterday.
People were congratulating me.
Somebody said I was gay.
So I just tweeted out that I'm gay.
And everyone was like, they got DMs.
People like, congratulations on coming out as gay.
What the fuck is even going on?
You can say anything and it becomes a reality.
And I think it's weird because I've already come out in 2019, right?
We already know about this.
And I've been transracial since 2018.
So this is all good stuff.
But the most important part about this is I see a video like this.
And I thought this was a joke.
I thought this was Steven Crowder, right?
Dressing up in drag or something again.
I didn't know that this was real.
This is a man who was upset that they got misgendered and called the wrong pronouns.
I just go, well, this show is going to be a little bit of a doomer pill today.
Sorry about that.
But this is what I looked at.
Tell me if this is real or fake.
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Blotby shit needs to know that it is not okay for their employees to be like calling trans women sir, to like, especially like fucking fuck with me.
After I did something he doesn't like.
I heard the motherfucker call me circ.
Okay, and you can lie to shave his ass because they're always so spineless and weasel, but the world will know at least this, yeah, if you do this, if you go and you fucking accost trans people in public, we can hold you accountable.
We can just make a fucking batch and say it somehow okay.
So Miley Cyrus's backup singer here, who is the only person in Hollywood that smokes more than her, I mean, look at that, oh geez.
I don't even take the Lord's name in vain, but I would say and I would invoke the name of Jesus Christ after looking at that, because whatever demon that is, I don't want it on me.
Get these demons off of me.
It's, it's frightening that humans like this exist.
I used to call that my downstairs neighbor when I lived in Hollywood, because people look like that in Hollywood.
They really do.
But I was just wondering of the world that we live in today.
I mean, the segments are fantastic.
Everything is a bit esoteric.
I'm in an esoteric mood.
So if you're not in the mood for an episode where we like, really autistically, break things down, then get the fuck out of the chat.
Leave, because this is not your show.
But if you are autistic, put on your green helmets because we've got a great show.
Uh, we are gonna be getting in to our top story for today uh, which is that everything is fake and gay.
I'm sick and tired of this shit, and you are too.
But let's look at the distraction today, because aliens have crash landed It on earth.
Don't look at anything else that's going on.
Let's get into this.
I know, I hate to be that guy who pats myself on the back, but I feel like I pick pretty epic music for this shit.
The specific documentation I would have to talk to you in a skiff about.
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Gotcha.
Okay.
So, and you may or may not be able to answer my last question, and maybe we get into a skiff at the next hearing that we have.
But who in the government, either what agency, sub-agency, what contractors, who should be called into the next hearing about UAPs, either in a public setting or even in a private setting?
And you probably can't name names, but what agencies or organizations, contractors, et cetera, do we need to call in to get these questions answered, whether it's about funding, what programs are happening, and what's out there?
But you know, that's the look of a girl who's jealous.
Mace is looking good.
And that's just the totality of females in politics.
You've got to look good or no one will pay attention to you.
But that's a total side note.
Let's take off the sexism hat and the misogynist hat for a moment, which is very difficult to do.
Don't be too sexist or misogynist in this world, or you might get yourself into trouble.
But I will say, for the most part, they're like, oh, there's aliens, there's aliens.
And it's so stupid.
It reminds me of like Disney adults, right?
And I love what Whitney Webb said on Twitter.
Wow, aliens.
Won't it be fun to watch people believe whatever some former intelligence agents say with no evidence and then panic and demand that all of humanity band together to make a global government, just like in Star Trek and Mass Effect, because of the aliens?
And yeah, that's where we're at in all of this.
Oh, let's just talk about aliens.
Well, I'll tell you what's going on today.
Let's talk about what's going on today.
Patrick Bett David pointed out the fact that most the military, I think, makes you retire at 62.
And most corporations make you retire by 67.
But I don't know if you saw this.
Mitch McConnell, who's 172 years old, you know, there was a verse in the Bible, eschatological hats on.
There's a lot of hats being put on today.
In Genesis, you know, and towards the end, it talks about how Jesus was here.
People misinterpreted it.
They said that I was there, you know, when the earth was formed, right?
In wisdom, right?
In Proverbs.
People think they're talking about wisdom or Jesus.
When the earth was formed, I hate to break it to you, Christians, but you got it wrong.
It was Mitch McConnell.
Mitch McConnell formed the earth.
He's actually, so the Christians and the Jews got it wrong.
I guess Jesus wasn't the Messiah, right?
It was Mitch McConnell.
Enough of my apostasy there.
Of course, I'm joking, and I guess some people get offended by apostasy joking.
I just think the Italians would get most offended that that's my version of an aposta.
See?
Okay.
But Mitch McConnell, but I'm extra retarded because Mitch McConnell had a seizure on camera, and at least I'm retarded, but I don't do this.
This is so, this happened to, I think, today.
I don't know why the videos are only coming out of one ear today, by the way.
So I guess that was also a little lower than it should have been.
But audio aside and what's going on here, it is absolutely remarkable when you look at this and you realize that these are the most powerful people in our country, right?
This is an interesting statement.
And I don't want to get all boomer con on people and be like, oh my gosh, this is horrible.
But like, dude, these people should be at home, you know, enjoying their grandchildren.
It just shows you something about the vivacious lust for power.
Because how do you go back?
Do you feel like that since you've woken up from the Matrix?
Like, how do you go back?
Maybe you're driving right now.
Maybe it's the end of the night and you're at home in bed and your spouse is asleep.
Maybe your kids are supposed to be in bed, but they're not, those little shits.
Get into bed, you little shit.
Right?
That's how I feel right now.
Okay, but the whole point about this is maybe you're in Australia with me and it's 12 in the afternoon.
The whole purpose of this is that these are the people that are running the country.
And you know that when you recognize what's actually going on and you know these are not the people in power, when you know that, you know, it's like in some ways, everybody's correct, right?
Is it black people committing crime that is disrupting our cities?
Yes.
It's like everybody's right.
And they're all correct.
Things are dysgenic.
They're dimorphic in the terms of the fact that there's like two-faced.
We're supposed to believe we lived in a society, as they say famously on Twitter.
But at the same time, this shit is how people behave.
Like, damn, I was going to, I honestly am going to tell you something.
I was going to, I was going to do the show today.
I was feeling so black pilled.
And boys, you know that.
We don't get anxiety, but it just happens, right?
You just feel like shit sometimes and you don't know exactly what to do.
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All right, so I was saying, like, with feeling a little bit demoralized, I need to read this.
This is kind of personal, so I can't bring it up on the screen right now.
But you guys don't realize how sometimes you're not the only people who get demoralized, you know?
I feel like I've tried so hard to affect the country for the better.
I've tried to be honest.
I've tried to do my best.
And I feel like I just get attacked.
You know, and a lot of grifters, a lot of people out there that really just looking for views.
They don't really care about issues.
They're feminists.
They're secret leftists.
They don't want to be found out.
And they've just, you know, caused a lot of problems in my life over the years.
But I will say that, you know, from BLM to Antifa to January 6th, you do get tired after a while because you look and nothing changes, right?
And it's kind of annoying.
You almost get punished for your success, right?
You get demonetized everywhere.
I lose nearly half a million dollars every single year.
If you need money, I lose about half a million dollars in ad revenue every year just by being honest.
So that's the truth.
I lose about half a million dollars a year by continuing to speak the truth.
But one of you wrote me, I won't shout you out and just said, just want to thank you for the show.
Congrats on the studio.
You keep me going every day.
I'm on the road.
And like, man, I get like death threats on a daily basis.
And this stuff doesn't really penetrate me.
You know, I've had people betray me.
I've had the worst of the worst happen to me over the last years.
I've had the government come after me.
But, you know, just realizing that the boys aren't over and that the people know what the truth is and the truth sets them free, it gave me some white pills, you know?
It really did.
And somebody else posted something that put it into perspective for me about, you know, not being so blackpilled all the time.
Jared Todd wrote this, and it was pretty good.
He said, today is imbued with dazzling beauty given to us by God.
Sun-dappled sidewalks and rockets that slip their surely bonds and echoes of laughter.
And you want to be a doomer?
Not today, friend.
There is much to revel in.
There is much good for which we must fight.
And there is much good for what we must fight, right?
There is good of what's going on here.
And so we're not going to give up today, boys.
We're not going to give up.
We're back.
We're so back.
We're not giving up.
We're going to behead jihadists in the U.S. military, right?
I want to remind you guys today that Brian is the new director who's directing the show and really making it better and helping it to not start an hour late.
It was only late today because of me, because I lost my keys to my car.
But he's really working hard.
And you know, we don't have the biggest funding on the show.
It's fine.
It's not a big deal.
But today is Rumble Rants and Brian chats.
And so if you go to Brian, what's that website where people can send super chats?
If you send super chats today on locals, and if you send super chats today.
So locals on Rumble, we're giving tips to the crew today.
We're giving tips to Brian.
So we are giving all the chats go to Brian, the director, today.
So if you want to send a chat, so far we only have $1 and there's no pressure.
But if you want to send a chat and send it to Brian, feel free to do so because we want to support our people here.
I want to support my people.
So send in your Rumble rants, send in your things, and we can support Brian.
Because Brian hasn't eaten in two days.
So he needs...
No, I'm just kidding.
He just...
He just, it's true.
And also, you can click the link in the bottom of the bio and buy books if you want to support him as well.
But what is so insane about this is that Hunter Biden is going into court and he has a motorcade.
Now, I know he's the president's son and he has CIA protection, but it's like, you want me to believe that this is a just random citizen?
I don't know why it keeps freezing like that, but why does a private citizen, right?
They tell us we can't scrutinize him because he's just a private citizen.
What private citizens have six cars, six vehicles, and a street shut down?
Look, the streets shut down up ahead.
This is not somebody that is easily accessed.
This is not a private person.
Dude, I am my studio.
I can't say where it is.
It's on the beach.
I literally, this is, God has blessed me as I'm writing sketches for my new show.
God has blessed me because I'm not going to try to be funny because I'm not, all right?
I have Down syndrome.
But also not funny, there is a Down syndrome community school underneath this studio.
Like, there's like gardens in front, and there's a bunch of retarded people.
And I love retarded people.
And I hate that people don't let me call them retarded because I call myself retarded and I get along the most with people with Down syndrome.
I used to be a teacher's assistant for a retard class in high school.
I don't think I'd ever get one again by saying that on my show, but I was.
I used to be a teacher's assistant for a retard class.
And I liked it because they were just like, they were just the nicest people.
We spent two hours trying to write stop.
Fuck yeah, I could do that.
I can't solve my family's issues.
I can't fix America.
I can't explain what's going on with the Biden family, but I can fucking draw stop signs and shit, man.
That's awesome.
That's so fun.
Fuck yeah.
Let's get some claps for the for the for mentally challenged people.
We love our mentally challenged people.
Yeah, so that was going on.
Also, something that happened today that they didn't want you to talk about is this.
The fact is that the Federal Reserve raised interest rates by 0.25% to 5.5%.
I guess, I mean, my Christian friends would tell me it's to serve God, and it probably is.
But why is that so hard?
You know, we're such fallen creatures.
It's like, I don't think that's it.
I don't think that's all it is.
I think we were meant to enjoy life too.
Have a national identity.
Not live in a violent, you know, environment.
Seek peace, enjoy nature.
Like, I think God made us to enjoy the world too.
It's not just to go to heaven when we die.
It's also to enjoy this planet.
And I feel like a lot of Christians have just fallen to be like, well, the planet's screwed and there's nothing we can do about it.
But I want to do something about it.
I guess that's why in Ecclesiastes, Solomon said that all a man can really do in life to find happiness is just eat and drink and enjoy the fruit of his labor, right?
He just work hard and just drink a little bit of wine and, you know, have some good sex with the wife, I guess.
And, you know, they, like they say, fuck around and find out.
And you find out you have a baby, you know, nine months later.
Have some kids.
Because, man, what a dystopian world we're living in.
I'm not even going to stay here on this part of the show.
I'm going to move on before I get too blackpilled.
But damn.
You ever just look at life and go, what the hell is going on?
Speaking of the Matrix, and let's go in kind of crazy.
By the way, there is funny stuff coming up.
It seems like there's basically no hope sometimes.
As Keith Woods pointed out on Twitter, the story of right populism is one of constant betrayal until nativist sentiments can be channeled into something more radical than people promising a saner version of liberalism that seems destined to repeat.
So if you don't know about this, Italy has a prime minister or a governor, I'm not sure what they call it there, or a president named Maloney.
And she ran on ending this immigration problem.
And I, and we're going to have to go deep into this.
We're going to have to go deep into this.
There's no other way to go than deep.
Like every leader, she promised that she would fight the de-European of the continent, where there is an actual replacement crisis going on.
And I know I'm going to get in trouble for this, but I already won anti-Semite of the Week last week.
I don't know if people know about that if you're just tuning in.
I won anti-Semite of the Week last week for stopantisemitism.org.
If I win Racist of the week this week, I guess I'm just adding awards to my trophy list.
But she ran on this problem.
Like, I'm sorry, but like, black people love me, and there's nothing I can do about that, and I love them too.
And Indian people, they love me so much that they got me out of my last housing crisis.
Like, minorities really love me, and I'm loved by people of color.
So I'll never take that.
And Jews love me, and I love Jews.
I'm loved by every minority, and the gays, and by dogs, too, and cats.
Cats don't like me.
I fucking hate cats.
But anyway, the whole point of this is that I love everybody, right?
I have no hate in my heart, except for a few, three people.
However, she did a campaign on getting rid of the immigrants.
And then she switched tunes recently, which is crazy.
There's no English in this, I don't think, but the captions are English.
So it's pretty crazy.
Watch this.
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So stopping immigration.
But I don't know if you can see it.
But we're going to be mentality, but the migration limits, a dirty confines, not my approach.
I think with fines, the immigration will govern that things of it, like in the ultimate, It's not a democratic winter, it's a glaciation.
This nation is destined to disappear and I don't want this nation to disappear.
I don't think that the problem of the denatality can solve.
But the whole point of this is, is that under Maloney's government, it's like this is where the populism just gets kind of sad.
It's like, while minorities love me, like, I just, dude, it is crazy.
In Sydney, they're renaming Harris Park, Sydney, Australia, I'm talking about, as Little India.
And I forget the other area, but they're naming it Koreatown.
And Sydney and Melbourne are like 40% Asian.
And it's like, you know, there's not major cities in Asia that are 40% white.
Right?
There's something to this where we are being replaced in our own homelands and we're called racist for not appreciating it.
It's like the very basic argument of culture does matter.
And that's the problem with globalism is as we've exported Western globalism to these other nations.
They feel more at home in our countries.
That's really what happens.
So what it is, we advertise this like Hollywood-esque, like high-income, you know, position.
You do, by the way, everyone in America makes a ton more money than in any other country.
You may not know that, but American jobs pay way more than European countries, way more than Australia.
You make so much more money in the U.S. Like incredibly.
And I'm pretty sure the U.S. economy is like two times the size of all of Europe's.
That's how big it is.
The U.S. is doing really well, extremely well.
And I know in America, American people like to shit on America, but it's doing better than any other Western country in terms of every metric besides crime.
But crime is on the rise in Australia too.
So that's, it's not safe here like you would think.
But nobody fucking shoots you here or like rapes you and stuff.
Unless, of course, you do get raped or shot.
Then that does happen here.
I will say that it's like it's this bait and switch because what they're seeing, what they're seeing is a real problem is that white countries are not able to survive based on our birth rate, right?
We're going to collapse.
But we're not actually going to collapse.
What do they mean we're going to collapse?
They're talking about pensions.
They're talking about, you know, retirement.
They're talking about social security.
They're talking about the state.
Italy, these are people.
These are the Latin people.
They're not going to go away.
But this like totalitarian statist could collapse.
This global order could collapse, right?
Because all the funding they need in their countries comes from a certain population growth.
And this is really about a globalism.
And the key to globalism is by continuing to keep your population growing by forcing your native people to not have children and then by having immigrants replace the lack of birthing numbers.
Peely said it's great to be straight $1 and said, happy Hanukkah Brian from Non-Recapapopolis 666.
Brian's got some chats.
Remember, we're sending chats to Brian today.
We're supporting Brian.
Brian, you just got $22 worth of chats.
We can get a little.
That's our director here in the show.
Oh, wait.
More chats, actually.
And Kyle M. Talmerich in Local said, watch the skies.
He also said they're telling us that aliens because the aliens are about to invade.
And Preferred Pumpkin said, Brian, thanks for trying to help the tard like Elijah.
And Elijah, gay son, thought daughter.
Oh, yeah, we can get into that.
The George says says Don Consuelo and for Brian.
And we'll get through the rest of them as well.
And then, by the way, Dusty Tart said, my son gets seizures, but it's something he'll grow out of soon.
Prayers up.
Sadly, not the same for Mitch.
True, true, true.
Brian, you're up to $42.
We got Brian up to $42 in chats today.
Are we good, Brian?
We like that, Brian.
Yeah, we do.
Brian's in my ear.
I think he said we like that, but I don't know.
We like that.
We're getting up.
We're getting up.
But I also thought this too.
Apparently, it's not just the boys that are not doing good, though, and the white people.
It's also the girls.
I don't know if you saw this.
This was not a joke.
Jeez.
Gabby Gould, who is 25, she's a mental health advocate and an artist.
She made these signs, right?
For all the medicated Barbies out there.
She made these things for people to share, and it did 15 million views.
That is disgusting.
That is wild.
That is crazy.
She's like, this Barbie takes Zoloft.
This Barbie takes Belbutra.
And this Barb takes Lexapro.
You know, I've taken Prozac.
And I've taken a lot of Adderall in my life.
A lot.
Right?
I don't take it anymore, but I've taken it a lot in my life.
This stuff, I went insane.
I lost my personality and I almost died.
I'm not even joking.
Prozac turned me into a zombie.
And there's no evidence it's even helping anyone.
If you're taking Prozac, you should stop.
That shit's so bad for you.
Effects are bad for you.
Lexapro is extremely bad for you.
Zoloft.
They're turning you into zombies.
They're taking your normal emotions that are supposed to push you to make lifestyle changes.
It's so weird how they've convinced all of us to take these medications.
It's so scary.
I mean, if you're having a bad day, go smoke a joint.
Smoke some weed or something.
Jeez.
And if you're not an alcoholic, go drink some whiskey or some scotch, right?
Like, I guess that is whiskey, but just some, like, bourbon or some scotch.
Go enjoy it.
Jeez.
My friend's mom died from opiates, you know?
It's so sad.
All right.
I'm off that train.
But I thought that was really crazy.
Isn't that crazy?
I do want to move on and I do want to look at some more stuff here and what's been going on.
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I do want to go to the next segment, though, because there is a lot.
I mean, dude, I have so much to talk about, but we won't get through all of it today.
So what in the there's retarded people having seizures outside my room.
There's like a bunch of Down syndrome people that like walk around going, hey, love me.
And I love Down syndrome people, so I don't even care.
But there's like so many retarded people around my building, and God has blessed me because they're awesome.
But also, they're going to be part of my skits, I think.
So anyway, let's look at this.
Lightening the mood today.
People that give me shit and say this is not a real job and that building studios, making content, editing is not a real job when you do it for yourself.
But when you work for another production company, it is a real job.
The president was asked why he didn't have anything on his schedule.
And the answer is absolutely fantastic and validates my entire career.
So we're going to watch this because it's important.
unidentified
Thanks, Green.
The president has nothing on his schedule today other than his daily presidential briefing.
So the president participated in an interview with Jay Shetty, who you all may know, to discuss the administration's effort to tackle the mental health crisis that affects millions of Americans.
As you know, the president just yesterday announced a new rule to make sure that mental health is dealt with in parody, that mental health is indeed health.
You heard him say that directly yesterday.
Jay Shetty's podcast, On Purpose, is the number one health and wellness podcast with an average of 21 million downloads each month.
So just so that you all have this, the interview will post on Monday.
And he, of course, has internal meetings.
He's had that throughout the day.
And later today, number one, Health and Today, Jay Shetty's podcast, On Purpose, is the number one health and wellness podcast with an average of 21 million downloads each month.
So just so that you all have this, the interview will post on Monday.
He canceled his whole schedule to go on a podcast.
Before you get mad at me and say that we're not a real show, we have 650 people watching on Rumble.
Yeah, yeah, 21 million, but you're gay and you're fake.
So you fucking suck.
All right.
That's, that made me laugh.
Also, Hollywood writers are on strike still.
It's still going.
And so I've decided to keep bringing up clips from Hollywood movies recently to remind you that the shit that they're giving to us and calling it content.
It's so good.
Remember, I told you the whole inspiration of this show was Ben Shapiro, but also I was trying to think of how to make a show.
And what I noticed was I go, I go, okay, well, this show is going to be bad because I suck at making content, but everybody else's content is bad too.
So at least I won't be as bad as them.
And that was the whole point of the show.
It was like, make a terrible show that's not as bad as the worst one.
So that's why it's called the best worst show.
But there's worse content with bigger budgets than this.
Believe me, turn on Netflix for just like five minutes and you'll find that out very quickly.
This is a real show.
And I just brought this clip on because I cannot believe people are getting paid to write this.
unidentified
Being rejected by an alpha must be brutal.
If you beg.
I accept your rejection, Jackson.
You're what?
Do you know how many girls would die to be my mate?
Not me.
I'd rather be a rogue.
You'll never be made it again.
So be it.
You know what?
You're done.
Pack your shit up tonight.
After today, I never want to see you again.
I've been waiting years for you to say that, Jackson.
I feel, let's get some L's in the chat for this guy, right?
Oh, that's so bad.
That is so bad.
Like, dude, first of all, she's mid.
She looks like a wife material, right?
You know what I fucking hate?
Oh, is everybody calling every girl mid, but then they marry sluts or they don't get married at all.
Like, everybody's just, like, marrying whores.
And they're calling people mid.
Like, your first priority in a woman should be that she's a virgin.
Like, that's the most valuable aspect of a female.
Like, if you're, like, if you're going to ask yourself, like, a virgin is so important.
They will love you till the end of time.
And they will raise your kids very well.
You want to be with a virgin.
Is that really possible?
No, because I think like less than 5% of women are virgins when they get married.
But it's still an ideal.
You want to be with a virgin.
They're like the greatest people.
And that should, like, your priorities are off, gentlemen.
Should your, should your wife be beautiful?
Yes.
But, like, dude, you could go marry a beautiful whore and that won't be good.
But also, too, like, people say, oh, but about like commitment and like, you know, like, she's loyal.
I'm not talking about lack of loyalty.
I'm just talking about like, you don't want to, you don't want to be number 37, right?
When you marry your wife.
And if you're a woman and you've been number 37, I'm sure a guy will marry you, especially in this economy, in this life, especially if you make money.
But it's like, dude, you want a traditional family.
Like you're looking for like a girl based on she's hot or mid.
You're so fucked.
You're just, you're not, you're not going to be married.
I'll tell you that.
You're not going to be married.
You're not going to get in a stable family.
You're not going to have kids young.
You're going to be screwed.
But if you're looking on like quality of the human first, then that's when you find a wife.
Everyone tells me, I don't want to get married.
I have a lot of guys write me like, I don't want to get married.
I'm like, dude, okay, first of all, you look at too much porn, okay?
I'm just going to be honest with most people in this chat.
You lie about how much porn you look at.
And even if you're not watching a girl get rocked in a threesome, you are watching too much porn because you're on Instagram looking at hot chicks.
You're like, you're still frying the same dopamine sensors, right?
And porn's, you know, one of those things.
It's very easy to access.
And I'm not going to virtue signal and be like, I've never looked at porn.
I've seen a lot of porn in my life.
But if you want to get married, you've got to like switch off the coom brain, you know, and you've got to like start thinking.
And then two, like, are you, are you working out?
Are you working out?
You need to be working out.
You get your tea levels up.
Got to be eating oysters.
Got to be eating Manuka honey.
You've got to be looking at what raises, you got to get sunlight in the morning.
That's what I've done, man.
I still have like a valley girl voice, but like, I was like, I was just not into, like, I was just not like a dude's dude.
And like, as I've, as I've done things to raise, I've raised my tea levels by a couple hundred points.
I've gotten into working out.
That's really helped.
Exercise, eating a lot of like red meat, protein.
It's all really helped me to like just get more into the way God designed me.
And then three, like, where are you looking for chicks, man?
Like, on Twitter, I hate to say it to you, but like, anybody on Twitter that's a girl is not a traditional woman, okay?
And if she is a traditional woman and she's on Twitter, then she's probably the 1%.
we'll leave it at that um and that wasn't getting to a church gentleman yet Yeah, there are so many church chicks.
I was saying about how guys, what they need to do to find a wife, but also even if you don't look at porn, which are like, and you're on a no-fap like you and you're buff and you have money and stuff like that, why are all the church girls fat?
Because everyone's saying go to a church to find a girl, but they're all fat.
I feel like that's a, like, the young single girls who want to get married at church are overweight, and it's disgusting.
unidentified
I don't know what I think, depends what church you're in, but I think it mainly comes down to them being like accepted for who they are and that self-acceptance of like, you know, I feel like validated in who I am through my beliefs, my belief in Jesus.
Then you don't really have to do anything about yourself.
So it's like, it pushes you away from personal responsibility a bit, which is a problem, which is not what I think Christianity is.
It's the opposite, but people get confused to the point where you don't actually need to do anything about yourself because you're good now.
Because everyone's always like, find a girl in church.
Like, bro, most of the Christian girls are either ethnic.
And if you're into that, that's cool.
Or they're fat.
And that's not, like, that wasn't what I wanted.
So I met my wife on Instagram.
unidentified
Oh, bro.
It's a daily struggle of my life to find a girl that cares about God, cares about what's true, and also cares enough about themselves where they think, like, not only like diet's important, but, you know, physical fitness and looking good is important.
It's not always just a vain endeavor, right?
Like, being looking good is like a little bit of it, but it's not what it's about.
It's about being healthy and about being fit.
We should be concerned about that.
But for some reason, I think Christianity is demonized like fitness because of the bad name fitness has on like, you know, looking yourself in the mirror and the vain, the vain activity that it is.
But that's not what it is for everyone, right?
It's just the people that make it that way, I guess, ruin it.
For Christians, when they look at people going to the gym, that's a big problem in my church, right?
Yeah, but also, hey, girl, can you lose a couple pounds and be a little more vain?
Like, it's like when you meet Christians that don't know how to have fun, it's like, learn, like, you know what I'm saying?
Learn to have a little fun.
You don't have to go be drunk to have fun.
But, like, you know what it is?
unidentified
You know what it is?
This is what I believe matters, right?
Be the person you're looking for is looking for.
Okay?
And so if you're a girl, if you're a woman and you care about what men want, okay, regardless of what you think about how it works, because it's always different.
It's different for men and women.
Men care about the way women look.
And I think women have pushed that responsibility away to say that I'm godly and that should be enough.
Not necessarily, men care about what you look like.
Put some effort into your appearance, right?
Which is like, it's not being selfish.
It's not about what you think.
It's about you're looking at the target market about what men want.
And they do, bro.
All of us want.
We're attracted to beauty and fitness and that kind of thing and like being healthy.
And so I think if you care about your future husbands, right?
You should put some time into like, you know, preparing yourself for them by thinking about what they want.
It's like my one of two people I know out in Australia.
He's been on the show.
You know him, Luke.
He's always a little bit tired when he comes on.
I got to juice him up with some freaking Elijah drink.
No, but look at the those are Kumai's.
I just mean like there's a lot you can do, right, in order to like gain the attention of females and to do things, or you can be what draws them to you.
Uh, do we have anything else here in the funny part?
Um, yeah, I guess we'll move on.
Uh, we'll move on to the next uh topic here.
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Um, I did want to watch this.
This was kind of funny.
A Rebel News Online, these guys confronted a trans rugby player.
Check this out.
This is this has got to be one of the best videos ever.
Oh, that woman has the body of my three-month-old son to capitulate on that.
That is absolutely insane.
That is the most wild-looking human being.
And I'm like, don't forget, guys, we are sending super chats today to Brian.
So all of our super chats are going directly to Brian, our director today.
We're at 42 bucks.
We should get it up.
It's a little tips for Brian Day because we like to share the wealth.
I'm a socialist.
I'm in Australia too long.
But the whole point of this is, is like, these people are adults.
And so whenever you think you don't have your shit together, and I want to give it a huge encouragement before we watch more of this, because it's so good.
Do you ever wake up and you have an overactive mind, right?
Maybe you're somebody who just has an overactive mind and you're thinking about so many things, the state of the world, immigration, you know, race relations, your children, or you're trying to date or you're just struggling with your vices.
I put a poll up.
We will get back to this in just a second.
I put a poll up because I wanted to see something about angst and anxiety, which people pretend like they don't have, but I think is absolutely important.
So I said, what gives you the most anxiety and disrupts your peace?
And 43% of the people, so far, only 1,500 people have voted.
It's only been up for about seven hours.
So almost half the people said that it was finances.
17% said personal drama.
One-fourth of people, it's giving into vices.
So just, you know, whatever those vices are, a lot of you are struggling with vices.
And I do this so I can understand what y'all are doing.
And about 16% said social media, right, just gives you anxiety, disrupts your peace.
So that could be a vice as well, depending on how you look at it.
I think vices are more traditional, right?
Just like porn, sex, prostitutes, alcohol, drugs, right?
Just vices disrupting your peace.
Feeling defeated, right?
Because you're getting defeated by your own actions.
But I do bring up the most important part about all this that I think is absolutely fantastic is that a lot of you are having peace disrupted.
I mean, some of you guys obviously said that you don't, you know, have nothing.
I'm here for entertainment only.
Some of you say you have no, you know, angst or anxiety, and that's good.
And I'm happy for you.
But a lot of you guys do, you know, get disrupted.
And it is rough.
But the truth is, is that no matter how bad you're doing, no matter how you're struggling with your money, just remember, just remember, this could be you.
You know, that is a 12-year-old boy with a vagina.
I swear to God, and I'm not using his name in vain.
I literally, I feel better about myself when I realize that there are like people that just went, fuck it.
I'm going to be a fat lesbian.
I'm going to play rugby.
And yeah, I'm going to be a fat lesbian that plays rugby.
By the way, if you didn't know, the Women's World Cup is taking place here in New Zealand.
Like, do you like how, like, women, they're lesbians and they're masculine?
Like, you need to leave.
Like, I'm just going to warn you, boys, don't work with women.
And also, I'm going to warn you, boys, because this is what it's like, okay?
You ask them a question, and all of a sudden you're, you know, you're committing a crime.
They're calling the police.
This is what will happen to you.
I swear.
You ask someone a question and they'll call the police on you.
This is why HR departments were made.
Don't just be wise.
Don't do that to yourself.
You'll fucking thank me later.
But also, like, be careful on the streets because in Canada, the taxes are so incredibly high.
And this guy, you know, I don't even know what free speech is anymore.
In Canada, Ireland, and Australia, it's pretty remarkable.
I don't even know if I'm allowed to say the things I say.
You know, I really don't know.
And that might be my take it out.
They're passing some new laws here that are really scaring me.
But like, these women, no matter how masculine they tried to be, they're just still females.
And I love women, right?
So I think Kez got mad at me the other day saying that like, you know, I've been shitting on women too much.
And like, I need to like build up women.
Because she's like, what you're mad at is feminists.
And I'm maybe, maybe, or maybe I'm just mad at women.
No, no.
But she's like, what you're mad at is like the fact the conservative movement and everyone, you thought these people were conservatives and you found out everyone's just like a raging liberal and you didn't know that.
And I go, yeah, I just didn't.
I was naive.
But she also said like, you know, make sure you're like counter signaling the feminists and you make sure you're like actually providing and explaining what a good woman would look like.
And I'm saying, like, we talked about guys where you'd meet women.
The likelihood that a good woman's playing rugby, unless you're into lesbians, probably zero.
Maybe I should become more of a streamer and just become like a stream of consciousness like this and just bring you through my retarded thoughts all day.
That's kind of what the show's always been.
Maybe that's why it did so well at a Blaze.
And a new network is buying it, right?
Which is really fantastic.
Do you know who my inspiration is?
My inspiration is Solbra.
I really, really like Solbra.
You know, like, just a fit dude with good health.
If you don't know who this is, this is Solbra.
He's really, like, look at that.
Holy shit, right?
I'd rather look like that than like a bodybuilder.
Just like a Spartan, a tall Spartan.
He's got the best advice in life.
He's an incredibly gifted trainer and like, you know, returns back to like the lean physique and what's going on.
And genuinely, you guys should go support him.
He's really great.
We DM sometimes.
I really, really like him a lot.
He doesn't follow me because he shouldn't, if he wants to have a happy life.
But it's all esoteric, like pro-America, pro-white culture.
You know, he's not like gay, like, he's drinking some wine, having some chicken.
He's not like these weird, like restrictive diet guys, you know, eats butter and bread, like just like our ancestors, right?
And so I look at this, you know, hanging out in the sauna, just chilling, the salt cave, right?
Just having a great time.
Knows exactly what's going on, promoting this shit, eating some coffee and bread.
I just live in a balanced life.
And then you look at this ugly ass motherfucker and you go, dude, maybe you look like that and you're watching this.
We got a thousand viewers going on on Rumble right now.
I'm going to send this to them because, like, so many people have deals with them.
And I don't know why we don't have one because I feel like we could get a good deal and we can get on the front page and we can bring people up because we don't even get featured.
And we're very happy about that.
This show's always doing really well.
We're doing really well.
I want to thank you guys for that.
Honestly, dude, to you guys, like, you know, I'm not a live streamer.
I don't do drama.
So I really suffer in viewers because I don't do drama.
And YouTube has been a bitch, right?
YouTube's been just evil.
Like, to me and a lot of people, but they've just been evil.
And they've just been evil to us.
And you guys have made it alive.
And you've made it a reality to be a streamer again on Rumble.
And I'm really grateful for that, honestly, because without you guys, like, I really, we've been through a lot.
And I don't want to like say that this is shit compared to what's coming, but there's some such fucking good stuff that I'm going to be involved in the next three years.
When I get back to the United States and stuff, like there's some shows planned and some stuff with some networks that I'm really excited about.
And so let's not give up.
Let's not give up.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see.
We are there, huh?
Hell yeah.
We're over a thousand viewers on Rumble.
That's pretty rare.
Only like a few people get that big.
You know?
Only a few people get that amount of viewers.
And a lot of them are drama people.
So fuck yeah.
That is so cool.
I really appreciate that is so good.
That is, let's go.
We're the 11th biggest stream right now on the website.
That's over all categories, including networks.
We're the fourth biggest personal streamer right now.
Sir, you're not going to win a debate with a woman like that.
What happened to the day when she was in a burqa?
Put a burqa on that woman.
It's wild to me, though, because it's true.
Look, I've rightfully been angry at women for the last like nine months or 30 years, maybe.
But I've been rightfully angry at women, right?
A lot of them are fucking annoying and cause problems.
But also, there's a lot of great women, too.
A lot of you watch the show.
And the thing is, is I also shit on men.
So like my wife pointing out the fact that I'm shitting on women.
I should on that guy, the cuck guy who was simping for that chick.
I do think cucks and simps, and I always point out that cucks and simps are worse than feminists.
Like feminist cucks and simps, the guys are worse because they have the ability to be leaders and they're not.
And so it's just horrible.
It's just wicked.
It's just absolutely disgusting.
I mean, like, I kind of turned her to put a dollar in there and said, Burke, that bitch.
And it's true.
Why don't we, one day we should just get off YouTube entirely and just be on Rumble and have the most like legit show.
Because one of the things, one of the things that the show benefits from, and you guys know this, is like, okay, there are really good streamers.
And I love these people, right?
I love Leafy.
We love Nick Fuentes.
You know, we really like, you know, these other guys they're signing.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know anything about Rice Gummy's big guys.
I think a lot of what they talk about is probably kind of fucking stupid, if you genuinely ask me.
But if I was just, if you heard my opinions unhinged and we were just on alternate platforms and we were just streaming and I could say whatever I wanted the whole stream, I still, like, this is a show.
Like, we have overlays and graphics.
And like, we don't just like, you know, I'm on camera.
We're in a studio, right?
Like, we make this shit.
I mean, this doesn't look that big, but my armreach is six foot.
So this is, like, eight feet wide.
Plus, it's actually a massive studio.
I could show you guys.
Like, look at this.
Check this out.
It's a massive, and you would know, too, if like you followed me on other media of like how much of like an actual massive studio this is, but but my new show is on the other side of this.
So if you see this, there's a in front of, that's in front of me.
There's a giant studio, like in front of me, like a giant studio.
Look at that.
It's probably like 28 feet wide or 30 feet wide with massive desks.
Those are like eight feet desks.
It's crazy.
We got some good stuff planned.
I said I would talk about it later.
So I'm going to make a formal announcement in the future.
But if you guys want to know this, I signed an incredible deal, like better deal than I had at Blaze TV with censored TV.
Like I like I have signed a better contract with censor TV.
Lucky for you guys, two of these live streams are going to be free still.
So they'll be in front of the paywall.
So they'll be on just like on YouTube, on Rumble, right?
Well, like I'm completely independent, but I'm doing a new show.
It's like not even this show.
I'm doing a new show, like a live show on Thursday nights, I think it's going to be now.
I think it was going to be Fridays.
It's Thursdays now.
It's just been getting delayed because of how networks work.
It's not your fault or my fault.
It's just like there's a lot of people involved in getting shows up and running.
And it's hard to get them launched because there's a lot of back-end stuff.
But I think I'm going to be doubling up with Gavin McGinnis.
So I think Gavin's going to be from 8 to 10 Eastern.
I'm going to be from 10 to 12 on Thursday nights.
So I think we're going to have a bit of a double up.
So he's going to do his show.
We're going to have Power Thursdays.
We're going to go.
And I'm going to be doing a bunch of content.
We'll be doing, including like cigar reviews, original street content.
They're funding the show, basically.
They just called me and said, hey, we don't like what people did to you.
And we think we like you and we like what you're doing.
And they were one of several people who approached me who were like, hey, we want to offer you a deal.
We want to bring you together.
But Censored TV genuinely brought me an incredible deal I couldn't refuse and just said, we want you on the network and we want to provide for you to grow and whatnot.
And so, you know, they were just able to like bring that on and host that.
And I'm very, very happy about that.
I'm still going to work with them to hopefully like, you know, if you guys sign up, then I can hire people on properly.
So like Brian could get paid properly and people could get paid properly.
Because I don't have like proper budget on that end yet because I haven't gotten the signups.
And everybody knows, even with Blaze, dude, when I first started for Blaze, my total budget for the show was, I'll just be transparent, was $60,000.
When I signed with the Blaze in 2019, they gave me $60,000 a year.
That was for everything for my for my income for my like people don't make a lot of money in media that you would think um and so I was making $60,000 and that paid for like my I paid my producer Are out of that, and we were very poor, and we were very poor people.
I was making like $2,000 a month, and that's how I married Kez.
So, before you're like, oh, I need money to get married, I married Kez, and I was making about $28,000.
When I fully went full-time into this, I was making a little over $2,000 a month.
So, I was still doing my finances.
Maybe some of you guys are, where I was like working on, like, oh, hey, whether I could get, you know, 500 bucks or whatever.
So, that was pretty, like, I literally was like that.
So, I don't know.
But I'm very, very, very happy because what this is very good to me is that I'm able to do this show without any censorship.
And I don't care what you think about anyone on that network.
Dude, and also fuck you if you have opinions of anyone on that network and you use that to judge me because all your support goes directly towards the show.
So when you sign up, you become a member under my signups.
And unlike, I wasn't able to keep my email list when I left Blaze.
They didn't give me any of my information.
I didn't get anybody who paid for my contract.
I didn't get anybody who signed up.
I didn't get any information.
I'm not joking.
I got nothing.
So I didn't get anything from that.
And Censored said they'll give me the email list.
So if you sign up at Censored, when that happens in the future and you join, you will be able, like, I'll be able to keep your memberships and stuff if I leave one day, which I don't plan on leaving right now or anything like that.
But I meant I'm planning on being there for a long time.
And they've basically built the infrastructure to help the show to be de-platform free.
So slightly offensive is going to can't be de-platformed starting in just a couple weeks here.
We will not be able to be de-platformed.
We'll be supported fully by payment processors, by servers that are not Amazon.
It's going to be fucking cool.
i'm pretty excited about that right um when i sent up for blaze and used the promo code it didn't work Use the promo?
It didn't work.
Yeah, because they probably cancels old promo codes.
And the question was, did I get to keep any of the super chat money?
And so I want to be the change that I want to see.
So I'm not going to fucking backstab Gavin for helping me to make an income and to create a show.
He's fucking helped me so much, okay?
In my life.
He's helped me so much.
He's been there.
Do you know what happened when I left Blaze?
Do you know who fucking was the first person to call me and offer advice?
Gavin McGuinness.
You know, was the first person to invite me to go have dinner and hang out with me and to offer me, you know, solutions in my life and to give me wisdom on how to handle things and to not, you know, burn bridges and to like be a good guy and love people and not fucking be bitter and stuff.
Gavin McGuinness.
So Gavin's really helped me a lot in terms of not imploding and not, you know, getting bitter and not taking revenge and not attacking people and stuff.
Gavin's been a fucking mentor.
He's been a help.
He's really been there.
People are like, oh, well, you know, this and that.
Fucking whatever.
I'm not going to defend him.
You know, if you want to, if you have problems with him, then fucking go ahead and have problems with Gavin.
I'm not going to be mad about it, you know?
But he's been really, really, really helpful to me.
And that's what matters to me.
It's not like, you know, he's done some dumb shit in his life.
So have I, right?
But, you know, whatever.
That's just the truth.
Anyway, let's get more back into women being retarded.
So welcome to Justin Trudeau's Canada in 2023, in which the police are called regarding a disturbance.
That would be me asking questions, maybe impolite questions, to a male grifter who is passing himself off as a female and injuring female rugby players.
I told the sergeant there is a male in the female change room, and he said, no crime here.
And I guess there is no crime.
I mean, look at the Pride Parade last month in Toronto where you had members of the Rainbow Mafia marching in complete full frontal nudity in front of children, no less.
Nope.
The cops tolerate that.
But if you ask an insensitive question, oh boy, look at that.
Two police SUVs dispatched to the scene as though there was a homicide committed.
Unbelievable.
You might want to investigate this.
There is a biological male in a female change room.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
Well, that's not a criminal offense at all, is it?
Well, I can give What is this reaction between Canadians?
Well, I could actually get a statement here.
It's kind of good.
It's not so bad.
Dude, people here always think I'm Canadian.
I feel offended by that.
Canadians are too nice.
I'm not nice.
I have autism.
That's different.
I'm not nice.
I have autism.
Like, I am a nice person, but also I'm resilient in terms of, I just posted the other day, by the way.
Nothing makes your enemies more mad than being resilient.
Just be resilient.
Just be resilient.
I want to bring this up.
I need to get some food for Kez and the baby.
I wish you guys could see my baby.
He's the cutest little guy, man.
He's so cute.
I fucking love him.
Funny story, parent story today.
Okay, so Kez, Kez is working off her pregnancy body, right?
And I love it.
It's all, I love it.
I love the post-pregnancy body.
Yummy.
But I'll tell you this.
I love it, but she wants to get rid of her little pooch, right?
She's got some extra out-of-post cells because she had a baby.
And so now she's joined this Pilates class down the street because she wants to walk to class.
She's being really good.
She's the best mother.
Dude, you don't understand.
Kez was made to be a mom.
And oh my gosh, there's nothing more attractive than watching the woman you love just mother your son.
Just geez, I'm in.
I love it.
I love it.
Anyway, okay, I'll stop the, I'll stop that.
Okay, but here's the deal.
She's like going to Pilates.
And now she leaves little baby E with me, right?
In the morning now.
So now from 8 to 9, our time, I have baby duty and then I start work right like right after 9 o'clock.
I usually just start my days at 9.
I know it's going to sound late.
I try to wake up.
I wake up at 7.
I wake up at 7.
I know it's pretty late.
I should wake up at 5, but I wake up at 7.
I hang out with my son and my wife.
And then shows Pilates.
I make some breakfast and we eat it before I leave now.
This has been the last week.
Well, he has been doing tummy time, which if you're a parent, you know, you got to put babies on their tummy.
No one teaches you this shit, but I'm going to teach you this on the show for people who don't have kids.
You've got to put your babies on their tummy for like 30 minutes a day, right?
It doesn't have to be at the same time, but like 30 minutes at least because they've got to learn how to get like upper body strength and you got to learn, give especially the boys.
And you put them on their tummy.
And he sometimes vomits into the, like on his bed and his little like plaything.
And he gets like caked up, right?
Like he looks like he's like a wolf of Wall Street with a fresh bag of Coke.
And he freaks me out because he, like, she always tells me to wipe his face so he doesn't drown in his vomit.
So I'm watching him today and I'm making some ads, right?
I'm working with this new film called Remedy about vaccines.
You should go watch it, by the way.
Check out my Instagram.
Links in the bio or my Twitter.
It's really good, right?
I don't take ads that I shouldn't work on, but I'm working on this ad for this people.
I'm getting it up and making sure it's produced correctly.
I try to make it well.
And I look over and I realize I've been working on my editing for 15 minutes this morning.
It's like 8.30 a.m.
And my son's just there, like just dead.
My son died.
And so parents know exactly what I'm talking about with this, right?
