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July 25, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Feminists DESTROYED Another Super Hero MOVIE

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elijah schaffer
It's not all just stupidity in the world.
We also got to look at some funny things.
Remember, the writers are on strike today because they've been writing movies like this.
Well, DC Universe isn't doing well.
They've had flop after flop.
Flash was one of the most dramatic losses in modern recent modern history.
And I didn't know why.
So I found this clip where all of the superheroes suddenly become like soy boys when Wonder Woman is around.
I don't know if you have you seen this?
@australiantalk
No, I haven't.
elijah schaffer
It's fantastic.
Remember, the writers are on strike, okay?
We just got to remember this.
They're on strike.
And we're going to look at in this section movies where they, this is what they are writing.
And we'll find out if they even deserve to get paid in the first place.
Check this out.
This is real movie.
This is not fake.
unidentified
Sorry I'm late.
Watch your step.
Hi.
Hey.
Nice to us.
Looking good, Flash.
Well, uh, thank...
And you are welcome.
My ego's far too big to say thank you to someone else.
I developed this all-powerful persona to compensate for my childhood trauma.
I too have childhood trauma.
The lasso of truth.
Never.
Never gets old.
I better just give you a little money, man.
If I really want to end crime, I should end poverty.
Oh, I know sex exists.
elijah schaffer
I've just never experienced it.
unidentified
Well, I have to run.
Always a pleasure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, do you know, do you have any guesses on why that movie flopped?
@australiantalk
I'm just trying to figure out if the superhero is a super packet and if Wonder Woman has to worry about a camel toe.
elijah schaffer
I gotta say, though, by the way, on a side note, shout out to you guys for editing.
I asked you guys, the SAG is on strike, right?
The Screen Actors Guild writers.
And I asked you guys to edit the sign for me with Sam Cedar on it.
And you guys provided, you guys did not disappoint.
Did you see this right here?
The SAG Awards.
You guys were very nice to edit the sign.
Everybody's on strike, but they're also on strike with this.
And this is what's so funny.
I found probably one of the worst videos that I've ever seen in my life.
So not only are they doing pro-female writing, making men look dumb, but you know, there's this like boogeyman of incels, right?
Like people who think they're like the end of the world.
Like I did a poll on who's like who you're most afraid of, and people said a random black guy.
Did you see that?
Did like a million interactions.
@australiantalk
People are concerned.
elijah schaffer
People are more concerned about a random black guy than a neo-Nazi.
But you know what I didn't put on there?
I should have added an incel.
Because apparently this is writing.
They went on strike, okay?
The screen actors.
This is an American television show that's covering the dangers of incels on the episode.
This is real.
And this is what, this is what Hollywood is mad they're not getting paid enough to write.
unidentified
Mr. Mitchell, I'm Dr. Charles.
This is student Dr. Curry.
You've had quite a day, haven't you?
I bet you when you woke up this morning, you didn't think it would end up here.
Does that feminoid have to be here?
Excuse me?
Feminoid.
Boys.
Tell her to get out.
Okay, you're going to treat Miss Curry with respect?
And you don't get to decide who's in this room or who isn't.
elijah schaffer
Imagine you're under criminal investigation for shooting out of a car in a crash.
So you shot at people.
And the psychologist, who I'm assuming, right, who's viewing you, what he's concerned about is that you have respect for women.
Like, you just tried to kill people, so you don't have respect for human life.
But he's mad about your sexist language while you're under medical custody.
Okay, watch as this continues.
It gets worse.
It gets way worse.
unidentified
Do you understand me?
Why don't you tell me what happened this morning?
Stacy got what she deserved.
Bitch wouldn't even have a cup of coffee with me.
Stacy?
They are in control.
They have sex whenever they want it.
But no matter what I do, they deny me.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I deserve love.
unidentified
But they won't give it to me.
They only give it to those shallow, stupid alphas.
This is him a month ago.
No matter what I do, women deprive me of my right to sexual pleasure.
They're the enemy, and it's time to get even.
She posted this yesterday.
elijah schaffer
face, right?
unidentified
I am the true alpha male, and I will make them pay.
It's an epidemic.
@australiantalk
What is?
unidentified
Loneliness.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Ben.
@australiantalk
So is the character's name Elliot Roger?
That fantastic, esteemed gentleman, black BMW driving dude.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that hilarious?
@australiantalk
It is, man.
Like, what the hell is going on?
elijah schaffer
That's what they think we are.
It's like the right wing is like femmoids, which, by the way, based.
I'm going to start calling more feminist femoids.
That's like femoids.
That feminoids.
That's so good.
Femoid is such a great phrase, but also like it is my right to have sex with them.
Bro, that is not what the incel movement is, okay?
That is not what the incel movement is at all.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life.
@australiantalk
You know, that dude's going to get pussy.
He's in a TV show.
elijah schaffer
He's an actor.
Actors get pussy.
Hello, everyone.
I like to get pussy.
It's very good for me.
I like it.
It's nice.
But I like it.
No, but it's like, dude, what is that?
@australiantalk
Weaponization of language is what it is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I also just do an episode on feminists like this like once a month at least because we have to do it.
We got to catch up on this bullshit.
There's more.
There's so much more good stuff, though, to talk about on this, right?
There's so much more good stuff.
@australiantalk
Because it doesn't end.
They're not done yet.
They won't be done until the ultimate feminization of men happens and the masculization of women happens.
Oh, and we're there.
elijah schaffer
And we're there.
This is one of my favorite stories of the week.
Favorite stories of the week.
A man was arrested in Turkey and locked up for 20 days because he looked gay and was wearing a crop top.
That is me in 2018.
So I'm not going to be visiting Turkey anytime soon.
It says here that this story is so good.
Miguel Alvaro was on holiday alone in Istanbul on June 25th.
When he went out to meet a friend for lunch, he asked police for directions, unaware that there was a nearby LGBT parade, which was unsanctioned by authorities.
Mr. Alvaro, who's gay, said that one of the officers ordered him to be arrested immediately.
He was slammed against the wall of the van before being thrown in the back.
They grabbed my arms and tried to free myself.
One of them hit me in the ribs.
They pushed me against a van.
They hit me on the shoulder, which started to bleed.
Um, after five hours in the police van, in which I was told to shut up and be quiet, one of them explained to me that he had been detained because of my appearance.
He told them they thought that I would participate in an unauthorized LGBTI, which I guess is what they're calling it their march.
And that was going to take place nearby because I looked gay.
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Mr. Alvaro said that the officers had orders to arrest a certain number of people in connection with the parade, and he was one of the unlucky victims.
So began a horrific ordeal in which Mr. Alvaro was kept in police van for 13 hours.
So he was men out here.
We're getting arrested for looking gay.
We got it hard.
@australiantalk
Well, you know, Turkish bathhouses are inherently gay, but the nation of Turkey doesn't do gay well whatsoever.
And that dude's trying to walk around like a profound gay dude.
And that's not going to fly.
elijah schaffer
Do you is that a Turkish bathhouse is a thing?
That's a thing.
@australiantalk
Turkish bathhouses are real.
There's several in the United States.
I think there's quite a few in New York City as well, but they've been dispersed around the world.
And guys go, they're typically Turkish dudes because in Turkish bathhouses, old Turkish men give you the rub down.
So it's certainly not attractive Thai women asking you to turn over after they're done with your back.
But nevertheless, they like going there.
It's rough, man.
It is rough.
So if you enjoy your beatdown with your massage and with your scrub, Turkish bathhouse is what.
elijah schaffer
So what's more enjoyable?
Is it a lady?
Is it less?
So what's more gay, chat?
Is it more gay if you think you're hooking up with a hot lady in Thailand who turns out to be also a hyphenated boy?
Or is it more gay to get a wise Turkish man giving you advice and also rubbing down your device?
So that's the question.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
Which one's more gay, right?
Which one's more gay?
Someone said, Has he been?
@australiantalk
I had some Turkish mates.
The closest I've been to a Turkish bathhouse is eating a Turkish kebab.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was going in a different direction.
You're like, I was eating a was this a beef kebab, Ben?
Was this a beef kebab?
@australiantalk
They told me it was beef, but sometimes we've been told it could be anything other than beef.
elijah schaffer
Peeler is saying it's both.
It's both.
They're both gay.
All right.
Tough question.
I choose neither.
But like, okay, but I do think this is funny, right?
Looked gay.
And I felt bad because I don't know if you've seen that picture of me at Ben Shapiro.
Total faggot, but it's totally funny.
But I also thought this was good too.
You know, we were talking about women being out of control.
Speaking of men, our last video here in this part of the series, this video is so good.
Check this out.
unidentified
I work like a dog day and night so we can afford this apartment.
So you can't tell me how I'm not trying to make more money.
I am.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
Don't call me again when I'm working.
@australiantalk
Ice cream's so good.
unidentified
Mmm.
@australiantalk
Ice cream's so good.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Like, imagine if, guys, if that was how we made money.
I'm trying to work, bitch.
Bitch, I'm trying to fucking work.
I'm making money.
Like, how many guys in the chat?
Okay, I'm going to get real personal because we don't hold back here.
Every guy knows that.
Like, you can never, like, even if the woman is okay, you never make enough, right?
@australiantalk
They'll always never enough.
elijah schaffer
They'll always spend at your income level.
Women will always spend your income.
They'll willingly do it.
Now, I willingly allow it, right?
I think it's part of the nature of men, is that we do like to provide for women.
There's a masculine tendency of wanting to be the provider.
But it's also like funny when you get in trouble in your own house and you're like, Am I getting in?
Where are you sitting?
On who paid for that couch?
Who paid for all the bills?
I'm in trouble in my own house.
I paid for all this, but I'm in trouble.
Okay, let's rethink everything.
But you don't say that because you don't want to get fucked.
Want to ease tensions because women, you just 99% of relations with women is just keeping them from not being fucking pissed off.
Like, that's, I am not joking.
This is with moms, sisters, wives, friends, female co-workers.
Like, 99% of your interactions are just making sure they're not pissed off, right?
Because they just get pissed off about literally everything and they don't vocalize it though.
So, I'm not saying that they're angry people, but they will treat you differently and you'll notice it.
You'll feel something.
Something shifts spiritually.
You ever notice that with females?
Like, you just like say something like, oh, like, do you like my shirt?
You're like, oh, I mean, I've seen you have a better t-shirt.
And then they go, oh, okay.
And you go, oh, are you okay with me saying that?
Yeah.
And then now it's awkward for the rest of the workday with her.
And for two weeks, it's awkward, but nothing happened.
But now your relationship is different.
The dynamics are.
Exactly.
And, but you're still like, you're just like, what did I do?
And so you spend 99% of your life just trying not to piss women off because they find a way to be upset with you no matter what.
This is the truth.
I'm not lying.
I'm not fucking lying.
Okay.
I'm not lying.
This is like, am I, am I wrong here?
Am I wrong?
@australiantalk
I don't think you're wrong.
I think it starts with the fact that she thinks she has a right to the television remote control when you're sitting next to her on the couch.
And if you allow her to make those decisions, well, then she's like, oh, okay, I've got this one.
And so I'll try this.
I'll try that.
Guys, I've got to remember, anytime a girl thinks she's got us for something, it might be forgotten about the next week or the following week, but you best believe a year later, two years later, eight years later, she's going to remind you of that thing that you did back then and when.
And therefore, you have to grovel.
She wants you to be on her knees.
And that's why perhaps they are better serving on their knees.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but here's what changes the difference between a beta and alpha is whether you give a fuck or not.
unidentified
That's the difference.
elijah schaffer
Like, like, I'm just aware that that's how it is.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, I just, but I don't give a fuck.
Like, I've just, I'm just well aware that I piss off a lot of, like, females just get pissed off at me, and I'm just okay with that.
Like, I've just embraced that, right?
It's called autism, and I've accepted it.
Autism is like, yeah, I'm just going to piss off females, and then they're going to go fucking crazy.
Like, that's just, like, and they do, they go crazy.
But I also bring up the point, too, that it's, it's, I can't put the blame on women because the fucking simps and cucks of these women are 10 times worse, right?
It's one thing, like, if you're acting like a bitch and you're a woman, okay.
Yeah, women act like bitches sometimes.
@australiantalk
That's just true.
It's default mode.
elijah schaffer
Right, they do, they do.
And we understand that.
Do I give a fuck?
No, I don't have time for your shit.
Okay.
I don't have time.
I don't have time for this.
But it's the guys that are like, oh, you know, you need to respect her.
You need to do this and that.
Like, oh, you know, she's upset with you.
She's upset.
Yeah, she's fucking upset with her lunch too.
Okay.
What are you going to assuage a potlay?
@australiantalk
Yeah, every 28 days, she's going to be upset.
elijah schaffer
Like, what?
90% of HR complaints are women, right?
And it's like over things like air conditioning.
I'm not even joking.
This is like a real thing.
And so, like, but, but the guys, it's like the guys like, oh, you know, you objectified her and stuff.
It's like, oh, you fucking bitch.
I hate, there's nothing I hate more than simp cut guys.
They're the most hated in my list.
It's like black people and then, no, I'm just kidding.
unidentified
No.
@australiantalk
They're almost as delusional.
elijah schaffer
That's a joke.
It was a joke.
I love black people.
@australiantalk
They're almost as delusional as trans people because they think by voicing such opinions and trying to pull into line dudes that are making accurate observations, somehow that's going to entitle them for girls to pull their pants down and have a piece of the action.
When in fact, those dudes who say those things, they get no love of women whatsoever, even though all of their women are best friends.
I'm great friends with women.
Blokes don't need women as our friends.
We've got our mates.
And that's all it comes down to.
We don't really want to hang out with chicks too often.
And similarly, girls don't want to hang out with the dudes too often.
And if your chick is hanging out with dudes often, you best be known those dudes are trying to smash.
So you got to get rid of that chick.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's true.
And on that note, we're going to get into the WTF in the world and the insanity that's going on because we do have some crazy stuff that we're looking at, including women who are mad for taking accountability.
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