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July 18, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Elon Musk RATIOED in BATTLE for FREE SPEECH | Guest: Luke Guard

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elijah schaffer
Well, it was a crazy fight over this past weekend for free speech on Twitter, where it was deemed whether anti-Semitism is a protected right of free speech.
I'm not entirely sure, but checking in on the world, seeing if they're doing okay, turns out sleep is racist, right?
The racial inequality of sleep.
Black Americans aren't sleeping as well as whites.
And it goes on to say, here's why that's a public health problem and what can be done to fix it.
So while everybody's arguing about important things, trust me, this is pretty important.
I want to talk about something that, I don't know, you might actually give a damn about, which is what are the limits of free speech?
Where does racism begin?
Where does it end?
Is racism a problem?
I know it's a little spicy, but if you're ready to talk about it, I think it's time that we finally have the talk.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
This is Nightly Offensive.
Like I said, and you are here on Nightly Offensive, a live stream by Slightly Offensive.
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Like I said, we have a great show for you guys today.
I'm working on the actual studio for my new show, but you can see in the background of my guest today, just a regular guy.
luke guard
Thanks, man.
How's it going?
I'm back.
Thanks for having me.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm happy to have you here.
So it's good to have you back on.
You got your mic.
It's barely holding on.
You got the little set behind you here as we're working on the new steude of the show that launches this Friday.
But how have you been, man?
You just got back from a jet ski trip.
You were up in the north of Australia looking at some crystal clear blue water.
How was that?
luke guard
Excellent.
Yeah, I've been busy relaxing.
It's been good.
Yeah, chilling out.
It's a good life on the Gold Coast.
elijah schaffer
Like all Australians.
Just chilling the freak out.
Okay, so we've got to just jump straight into this crap because this is so important to me.
And over the weekend, I don't know if you know about this.
Are you familiar with someone named Nicholas J. Fuentes?
Nick Fuentes?
luke guard
Sort of, yes.
elijah schaffer
Like, what do you know?
Because you're not plugged into the Matrix, but you're also not like a weird internet person.
You're a regular guy and you just live out in the world.
I put out a tweet the other day and I put a picture of this guy, Nick, and I said, you know, when I put up this picture, what comes to mind?
So as a regular guy, when I say Nick Fuentes, what comes to your mind or what do you know about?
luke guard
Oh, yeah, controversial, I guess.
But I think his ideas and views are rooted in the Bible.
But probably the most conservative take on the Bible I've ever seen.
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I think it would be a pretty accurate way to describe Nick like a Catholic conservative with ideas that are unpopular, but nobody says they're false.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like controversial, yes.
Maybe I wouldn't talk like him.
Maybe I wouldn't use his same wording.
Maybe some of what he says is bombastic and maybe incendiary.
But I've heard very few people call him a liar, right?
Have you heard anyone say that guy's lying?
luke guard
Not really.
I don't think anyone in Australia really knows who he is.
No one's really watching anything here.
But I've seen a few things on him.
I think I saw something about his opinion on women voting.
And that was probably the most conservative, like controversial thing I've ever seen someone say.
Like, that's not a popular opinion, obviously.
And it kind of makes sense.
Like, the way he's talking about it actually has legitimacy, I think.
But, man, if you say that in Australia, if you say that to anyone, any of my friends, like I even kind of tried that idea out at church.
And look, no one's on board.
No one believes that idea is like even close to good.
If you know what I mean.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, because females are giving their opinion about it.
And that's the problem.
It's like females don't know what's good for them usually in our society.
Like, okay, to put into perspective, I just want to bring this up.
I don't even know if I can show this on the screen here, but it's like I love the internet so much.
I really do love Twitter.
This girl was like, hey, let me see if I can bring this up.
So yeah, this girl was like, you know, talking about my takes on this.
And she was saying, hey, I promise you, no one wants to hear your opinion on this shit.
You sound like a 14-year-old on here, man, right?
So she's talking about me discrediting my opinion.
This is very similar.
So I clicked on her profile.
And of course, I edited it, but this is her pinned profile.
So trans Lauren Chen, Lauren Trans, Chen.
Trans is like an Asian last name.
You got Trans Lauren Chen.
I'll just go that off.
She also, I censored a picture and sent it to a group chat.
She has her tits out, actually, on the second picture.
And then I censored it.
And I said, you know, show in your nipples to own the misogynist.
You know what I mean?
Like, I love girls where they're like, ha, I don't like sexist men.
Also, here's free pictures of my nipples.
And I'm like, oh, man, oh, shocks, you really beat us there.
So I don't think all women are illogical, but I do think that the female spirit is irrational.
And I think a lot like the black community in America as a whole, while there are, of course, exceptions.
And it's not like every black person is like somehow impulsive or like violent or any of these things.
If you look at greater trends of certain groups of people, right, with females, they tend to only think about like the immediate and they don't seem to have long-term plans, which is sort of why maybe they shouldn't be involved in decision-making in a nation.
However, I think what's really weird about it is that people are so convinced he's wrong that they don't want him to speak.
And that's really what the discussion is about today is when you're so convinced that someone ideas are bad, that rather than allowing them to be debated and then Nick be humiliated as being a loser and he being wrong, right?
Because that's what you'd expect, right?
If he's objectively incorrect about women, about ethnicities, about all these things, then we should want him to speak because he's going to get humiliated every time he opens his mouth, right?
luke guard
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
That's what you would expect in a free speech society.
luke guard
I think what you see with people that want to shut down people that say things that are controversial is that maybe there's an evidence of truth there.
Maybe there's like a remnant of truth.
And I think that attracts me more to the people that are deemed controversial because it's like the idea of truth now is, well, everything's subjective, right?
Like no one actually has a way to absorb information without being offended.
Like that's a huge problem, man, particularly in this country.
Like having conversations with people about anything political or religious, you just basically will lose friends.
That's what's happened to me, I think, which is really weird because there's a famous quote that says by, maybe it was Aristotle, but it goes, the mark of an educated mind is the ability to entertain an idea without accepting it, right?
Which is like, that's the foundation of philosophy and thought and reason.
So like it's important to talk about things and like hear ideas out.
But the society today that we're in is there's only one thing allowed that you can talk about, right?
Or one idea, one side of the political sphere that you're allowed to speak on, and the other side is demonized.
So yeah, it's crazy.
It's a really, really weird world that we live in.
And it's important to entertain ideas because how are you supposed to get to the bottom of what's true, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no.
You know, I think I'm bringing this up something here real quickly because I find it to be an interesting conversation we're going to look at that I don't know if Elon Musk was counter signaling and essentially trying to keep free speech alive or if he was sort of having a moment, come to Jesus moment, where he was wondering what the limits of free speech actually are, right?
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So let's just jump into this story of what's going on here in this battle.
So this guy brings this up.
This guy, Vito, YouTube.
I don't know what he is.
What is this guy?
We can hold over here.
He's a comedian, and you can check out his new comic book.
I don't know who this guy is.
Let's get a look at who we're talking about here.
He has a lot of right-wing people who follow him, right?
These are a lot of people that I know.
He's, I guess, involved in a graphic novel.
He's a writer.
He's interviewing a lot of people.
It's pretty disgusting.
I don't know what's happening here.
But anyways, the most important part is that he brought up a chat from this event that was going on over the weekend.
There was a rally that Nick Fuentes put on.
And the reason why we're talking about this is he put up the chat that was going on, right?
And some of the, I mean, you can read them for yourself.
I'm not going to read them out loud here on YouTube, but you can read a lot of these incendiary comments with epitets and different things towards like Semitic people, right?
So this is what's going on here.
Now, this by no means reflects the fact that people are writing this on there.
It doesn't mean that this is the view of the person speaking.
You never know what's going on.
I think what was really interesting is he writes, you know, Nick Fuentes currently giving an anti-Semitic speech to 5,000 people on Rumble video.
What this has become about is not whether or not Nick Fuentes is giving anti-Semitic speech, not whether his people are giving speech, but there's an attack on Rumble, which we are streaming on Rumble right now.
We don't really work on our YouTube that much anymore.
So if you're watching on YouTube, make sure you head over to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
That's where we're growing things.
And we have a new website we're working on as well because YouTube is sort of like dead to us a little bit.
But the most important part is like what they always do is they always take somebody like Nick and they don't try to take him down.
They try to take down platforms like Rumble that are fighting to keep free speech alive, right?
Rumble's not fighting to keep anti-Semitic speech alive.
Rumble's not fighting to keep comments that are racist alive.
They're not fighting to keep Nick Fuentes alive.
They're fighting to keep public conversation for the very reason that like if you disagree with him, here, listen to his video.
Find out if you agree with him or not and go ahead and make videos, disagree with him, refute his ideas.
The attack is now on Rumble because Rumble allows open dialogue.
It allows open conversation.
And you know that this is not even common on Rumble for people to have this exact type of language, but that's what the fight has come down to is like, it's not like they don't care about Nick Fuentes.
Everyone knows who Nick is.
They don't care about his commenters.
They're tagging Rumble and they made sure to put Rumble in the picture because what they're trying to do is eliminate any platform that even gives a semblance of free speech.
And we know Rumble isn't perfect, but it's as good as we've got for a major platform right now, right?
So that's what I'm saying.
The conversation is not whether or not Nick should say this.
It's whether Rumble, they're tagging them so that they get banned out of the app store, right?
That's the whole point of this.
They want access to Rumble to diminish and they want it to be harder to access because they don't like when they don't have control.
luke guard
Yeah, I think this is going to go.
This is going to get pretty extreme.
I think this is like, obviously there's an attack on freedom and what people think and values and ideas.
And so we've been seeing it for the last three years, like everything being shut down.
And I'd say that this is another example of that.
Well, like, yeah, thought police are going to be enforcing ideas and they're the platform on which to express those ideas.
So how long's Rumble got?
How far are they going with this?
elijah schaffer
Right.
I mean, the truth of the matter, though, is like we have, you know, we have like 34,000 subscribers on Rumble and we get more live viewers on this show than we do on YouTube, right?
With over 500,000.
YouTube's hit our channel.
And if you've watched the show long, I mean, we've gotten in trouble and in trouble to the point to where like even some people, you can't save these videos in your history.
Like it's, it's, it's crazy.
Like we get limited.
We're blocked to children.
The channel's just like dead.
And it is it is a wild thing, right?
And occasionally I get a short that gets a million views or something like that.
But for the most part, like this show's not going to last on YouTube.
So we do have it on Rumble and we're going to grow it on Rumble and we are effectively growing it.
We get more views now on Rumble on this show than we do on YouTube.
It's wild.
But I'm not even upset about it because I'd rather be honest on Rumble and I'd rather have less views than cuck myself out for monetization.
I just don't want to do that.
I don't believe in that.
And to be completely honest, financially, everything is completely fine thanks to everyone at locals who signs up.
And you guys are the community.
You guys do back up the show.
You guys are joining the exclusive chat.
And if you know that, you know, you know, you can get the exclusive chat and you guys can send amazing memes like this.
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So I thank you for that.
But you can join that.
But what's crazy about this, though, is that I don't think people agree with this because, you know, it was a ratio for a bit, but guess who weighed in on this, right?
So Ian Miles Chong comes in and Ian Miles Chong's like, what's going on with Rumble?
And I really like, and I know Ian and I've known Ian for many years, right?
So, you know, people have a lot of strong opinions on him.
He said a lot of interesting things in his life.
He's been on the show.
But the point is, is I hate this like this counter signaling that people do on the internet to where rather than like objectively just fighting for free speech, like rather than even like, you know, people always do this, like, well, while I disagree with what's being said, I believe it should be allowed to be said.
And it's like, or they're like, what is this?
unidentified
Huh?
elijah schaffer
It's like, why don't you just be objective and just say, you should not be censoring speech that you disagree with that doesn't break the law.
And it might break the law soon, right?
We're seeing that here, right?
Where anti-Semitism is going to become illegal.
But guess who weighed in?
Elon Musk weighed in.
And I, and I can't figure out if Elon Musk weighed in because he was trying to like bring awareness to this.
Like, hey, Rumble's allowing free speech.
Or if he was counter signaling as well and being like, hey, Rumble, get your shit together.
Because he says that he fights for free speech.
But at the same time, he's sitting here going, oh, okay, yeah, like this is where I'm at, right?
I mean, this is what he's essentially saying.
luke guard
He's not saying much.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
Well, I don't know what you think.
If you think he's like trying to bring awareness that they allow free speech or if he's trying to say, hey, this isn't good.
Because I feel like it's the latter.
luke guard
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Yeah, he probably has an opinion on it, but like maybe he's afraid of the same thing that we're talking about.
Like, you know, he's subject to it as well.
Like, he's not part of government.
So if he expresses too much of his opinion and his ideas, even though he owns Twitter, there's still like an overarching system of control that he's under that has the potential to shut even him down.
So yeah, obviously, like he's concerned.
Otherwise, he probably would have said what he thought.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think, but I think that's what you show the kind of like pussy footing around this stuff with people.
We're like, but he's probably, he doesn't like Nick and he banned Yee as well.
Right?
Like he banned him or Yay or whatever it is.
I don't fucking know.
But the point is, is he banned these people for posting some sort of a swastika.
And we know that that's like a big thing, right?
Like a black guy can just like kill a white woman on a subway and that's not news.
But a white guy throwing up a Roman salute in front of, I think it was like Sydney or something like that, suddenly everyone's legislating, you know, the end of the world.
I don't know if you saw, but one of the, we'll get to it later in the show, a clash between Aboriginal leaders and white Australians is currently brewing over the planting of trees.
But I weighed in on this.
And, you know, I just said, like, if we censors, if we censor speech we don't like, speech will no longer be free.
And I think that's the solid position you have to take.
Because, you know, my wife is Jewish.
So, you know, we're very big on that.
She's, we, she is, very.
And my son is African.
You laugh, but it's true.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So the reality is, it's like, you know, am I going to use certain types of language publicly?
No, I'm a 30-year-old man.
I have a kid.
I don't fucking walk around, you know, just like shitposting the same way someone does that's 19.
But I will say this.
I'm not going to pussyfoot around people's right to say the things that they want to say.
And I just won't, I just won't.
Like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to say these people should be censored because free speech matters except at anti-Semitism.
Like, like, that's a really weird, like, so, so, black people can say fuck white people and we should kill white people.
And everyone's like, oh, that's, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
But if you, if you say it against certain people, like, if you don't defend people's right to say things you disagree with, then you don't believe in free speech.
You're just, you're a cuck.
luke guard
I agree.
I agree with everything you're saying, but I actually think that I actually think that the people in control actually want to destroy free speech.
You know, obviously we've got like a whole bunch of platforms warring against the idea, but I actually think it's inevitable that we get to a point in time where everyone's going to be on board this idea that free speech is actually not good because of the extreme views that everyone's going to be in agreeance with.
And so I think there's going to be a small amount of people in the end that are talking about the value of it, but what the government's about to do is probably going to counter that.
So yeah, I've got like a pessimistic view on the future, actually.
elijah schaffer
Are you blackpilled?
Are you totally blackpilled on this?
luke guard
I guess so.
I guess what?
So what actually is black pill?
elijah schaffer
Doomer.
It's doomer mentality.
It just means like it's like, yeah, we're all going to get put in cattle cars and FEMA is going to put us in camps.
I guess we're in Australia right now.
So that's not really FEMA, but like basically what happened in the lockdowns, but because you, you know, you shared a meme of a frog, right?
And that's really what we're getting to is like, it's not like that, you know, I'm not going to go out and sig Heil Hitler and, you know, like that's not, that's not what this is about, right?
And this is when they start making swastikas illegal and Roman salutes illegal, just remember that during the 2016 campaign of Trump, how many ways they found to call us Nazis.
And I think that's a really important aspect and why they write disingenuous articles like, oh, how, you know, white supremacy is becoming multicultural and how white supremacy is becoming multi-ethnic and the diversity of white nationalism is because they're really not against white nationalism.
They just hate white people.
Okay.
And they also hate anyone who doesn't hate white people.
And that's what I've noticed.
So if you're black and you're like, I actually think white people should have a homeland.
And I actually moved here because I like white people's homeland and I don't want it to be replaced by a bunch of Eritreans because I don't think I left Eritrea because I thought Eritreans were fucked.
And I'm integrating, but I don't want Eritreans here because I don't think most of them are chill.
I don't want them just, you know, maybe some select ones.
I mean, I came here, maybe a few small minorities, but then they go, oh, so you're a white supremacist too.
So now anyone in proxy to wanting to keep a white identity or to keep cultural heritage or to keep countries in alignment with the culture like Poland did, right?
I just saw a rally in Poland and they were saying, it's far-right extremists run the country.
Cool.
Well, they don't have problems with trans stuff and they also don't have terrorist attacks.
So there's that.
So I guess right-wing extremism just makes your country safe and everyone less gay.
Sounds horrible, right?
However, I just bring up in retrospect the idea that the making Nazi stuff illegal is a tangential move to make right-wing views illegal.
Because it's not because I'm saying right-wing ideas are true Nazism.
It's because they know that they've successfully calibrated everybody's minds to believe that Nazi is the worst thing that could exist, right?
Like literally, a woman getting raped and killed on a subway, that's just part of city life.
But a guy throwing up a Roman salute, that's the end of society.
And so if you are tangential to Nazism, then you are evil.
And now tangential Nazism is conservatism, nationalism, family, Christianity, right?
So it's a destructive, it's a communist, destructive force, you know, of people.
And, you know, Nick and his people say it's, you know, they say that it's, oh, that's the Jews, right?
That's what they say.
And some people, what's his name?
Zirka says it's the Luciferians and it's the Freemasons, right?
That's like his thing.
And then, and then some people say, oh, it's the globalists, right?
That would be like Glenn Beck would say, it's the globalists, right?
So WEF.
So people like have a different interpretation of what they would say.
Some people say they're all the same thing.
I didn't say it, but they say it, right?
So.
luke guard
Do you have any predictions about what we're going to see or what you think is going to happen?
Do you think they're telling us through what's going on and what we can see that's happening in the last three years?
Like, is there anything we can kind of like confidently rest on that is going to happen or we're going to see?
Or is it all just speculative?
Because surely there's like, there's some solid evidence there about what we can see.
Do you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, I don't think by any means that we're like in a, in a good position in this country.
Like, I don't think the West in general is positioned well because I want to show you guys something, a really important video that might give you a little bit of hope or it actually might even discourage you.
So BBC's audience is brainwashed, right?
And we know that they've been completely capitulated to the far left for a long time.
They believe many, many lies.
But they were polled recently regarding their views on whether multiculturalism is working for their country.
And it is really remarkable what they ended up saying.
On a side note, speaking of this, before you get blackpilled, just remember, this is me doing, that's my son.
That's just me doing it.
It was a rainy day, so I was doing indoor doing indoor.
Anyway.
luke guard
Legend.
He's a legend.
elijah schaffer
Kez's usery laugh in the background.
So epic.
No, but I was putting up the fact that there was genuinely a poll that was put out whether they thought multiculturalism was working.
And you'll find out what the majority of respondents actually said.
Here it is.
Let me bring this up for you guys.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this.
unidentified
Sort of BBC program.
A live vote was done where a poll was sent out to viewers and they sent in their answers.
The question was, yes or no?
elijah schaffer
Oh, what the heck?
unidentified
Okay, let's try that one more time.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's go.
Let's load this.
It's not even my internet.
unidentified
Multiculturalism working.
And a staggering 95% voted no.
We do have to bring you our vote because you have been voting in the text and online vote today.
So here is the result.
Is multiculturalism working?
Here is what you told us.
5% of those of you who voted said yes, it is.
95% of those of you who voted this morning said no, it isn't.
Now, keep in mind, this was a BBC program, and BBC viewers are brainwashed beyond belief.
It's a propaganda outlet, after all.
But despite this, 95% still voted no.
This is unbelievably grand news because it suggests that the British public are starting to finally wake up.
They have realized that multiculturalism has failed miserably.
We were never asked if we wanted multiculturalism.
It was an elite-driven initiative enforced through decades of broken election promises, diversity propaganda, speech laws, indoctrination through the education system, and the aggressive targeting of dissenters.
elijah schaffer
And that's the truth of the matter is like the reshaping of our countries.
What they're saying is like, oh, you're racist, you hate people.
It's like, no, I'm actually against tyranny.
The nature of my country, this is what people say.
Like, I love watching people admit this online, especially with the UK, right?
Nobody's being colonized.
And I hate using the phrase colonists, not being colonized.
They're not coming over and starting colonies.
They're coming over and taking resources and integrating themselves in a destructive pathway.
These immigrants are.
Like, you're like, oh, we're colonizing the UK.
You're not colonizing.
You're not setting up new cities and making grand government systems.
You're just coming over illegally and you're invading.
It is an invasion.
That is 100% true.
You're invading them, a legal invasion, but it's not a colonizing.
Like, British people didn't replace the populations of South Africa.
In fact, and it's not British.
I mean, we're talking about like those are the Boers or Dutch or whatever.
But still, Europeans didn't come over and replace the populations in India, et cetera.
They just, through superior technology, superior governance system, through superior strategy, were able to allocate resources.
And these people should thank them because every time I hear someone complain about colonization, they complain in English, which means you were conquered, motherfucker.
That's like crazy, right?
That's so crazy.
It's like Mexicans complaining about colonizers speaking in Spanish, a literal European language.
luke guard
Are they coming in illegally?
Are they?
elijah schaffer
The British?
unidentified
Yes!
luke guard
Over the strait?
elijah schaffer
Over the English channel?
luke guard
The immigrants.
unidentified
Yeah, yes.
elijah schaffer
They're coming over illegally.
Thousands a month.
luke guard
Because I thought there's like a new EU policy on like bring them in.
elijah schaffer
Well, they bring them in legally too.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like here too.
But when you have the non-liberal government, I'm not even going to use, let me use American terms for Australian government because Americans won't track.
But when the Conservatives are in power here, again, for my Australians, I'm using American terminology.
When there's conservatives in power here, they stop the boats.
When there's liberals in power, they let the boats land.
But they also have increased immigration like two or three X here as well.
So it's a combination.
Within three years, they're going to increase the population of this country by 3% with just Indians alone.
luke guard
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
This country's going to be minority white within 30 years.
luke guard
That's crazy.
Yeah, just go to Sydney and go to Melbourne.
elijah schaffer
They're not even – go to Melbourne.
There's not even white people there.
luke guard
Well, it's kind of like what I hear about what's going on in England, right?
Like you've got, you know, you said they're not really colonizing.
I think you could actually make a case for it, that they are, in a way, or maybe even use a different term, because, man, there are towns in England that are just like Muslim towns, and there's like Sharia law over there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they didn't build anything new.
They just, I mean, that's an invasion.
So they're squatters.
They are replacing the native population.
So I'm not saying it's not an invasion.
I'm saying it's not a colon.
They're not setting up colonies and rebuilding a society.
They're just squatting in what was already there.
They're not creating something new and beautiful and grand.
Like, I don't know if you saw this.
This is a good example of what's actually going on.
I know this is a white supremacist conspiracy theory, so it's not happening.
But I also bring this up as a counter story.
Carl Benjamin shared this, and it is quite interesting.
So let me bring this up.
A Muslim billionaire has won permission to turn a major London landmark into a mosque.
Is that Trocadero?
That sounds Spanish.
I don't know.
That's probably not how you pronounce it.
Between Piccadilly Circus and Soho opened in 1896 as a restaurant.
Westminster Council has approved the plans for a three-story mosque in the heart of London.
So they are taking one of the most historic landmarks and turning it into a mosque.
That's not colonizing.
That's invading, right?
Because that would be, they're replacing the, they're replacing the society and the culture.
And they're being conquered.
luke guard
It's kind of worse.
It's kind of worse.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but I meant, but colonizing means is a nicer term to them, meaning they're doing something new and grand and revolutionizing.
They're not revolutionizing.
It's like the Vikings going in and just raping and pillaging.
You still lost.
You still got conquered.
But that's not the equivalent of like a British colonizing India, right?
That's not what the Vikings did is not the same thing as what the British did.
luke guard
They're invading and they're being invited in to invade.
That's like, it's kind of worse, right?
They're not doing anything new, but they're just taking over.
elijah schaffer
We have an Indian prime minister in England and a Pakistani prime minister in like Ireland, I think, right?
Or is it Scotland?
luke guard
I don't know about that.
elijah schaffer
Have you seen all their people?
It's like Ricky Mapaka and stuff.
luke guard
I've seen videos of the streets of England.
And like, I don't know where in England, but man, it's like it's like another country, right?
With the English buildings, but different people.
Like, no one's speaking English.
elijah schaffer
I've seen London.
It's just like, it looks like you're in the middle of Syria.
luke guard
Yeah, it's crazy.
So what's going on?
What are they doing?
What's this in the name of?
elijah schaffer
Can I tell you something funny?
So, you know, this new thing I do where I want to make a point, but I don't want to make the point because I want to be smart on Twitter.
And so I let community notes take over.
You know, like, it's like saying, like, you know, black people control all the banks in the world.
And you write that on Twitter.
And then you wait for the fact checkers to come explain to you who controls the banks.
Right.
So you didn't have to say it.
luke guard
Smart.
elijah schaffer
So like, and it makes the point, right?
So like, I was like, I put some facts about Sweden and then put a picture up of Syria.
I think it was Aleppo, maybe.
Like a video up of Aleppo because it looked really similar.
Like you, they had to fact check it and like clarify like this is not Sweden.
We fact check by a fountain.
They had to use a fountain to fact check it to prove that it was Syria, not because it was just Arab people with pop-up shops.
Like that, that's the joke, right?
He's like, I could put up a video of an Arab market and you had to use a fountain to clarify that it's not the streets of Stockholm.
That's what I was trying to prove.
You couldn't quite know if it was Stockholm or not, but it was Aleppo, which is fine if there's Syrians.
It might not have been Aleppo.
It might have been, it might have been a different city.
But you had to clarify.
It took fact checking and landmark proving to define whether or not an Arab market in an Arab country was Europe or not.
And everyone's like, ah, you're a liar.
And you're like, I didn't say it was Sweden.
I never said it.
I just put up some facts about Sweden and put up a video of Syria.
And so then they go, we proved it.
See, that's actually Syria.
We've used that fountain to show you that you're, this is actually a video from Syria.
Why couldn't a fact check been like, there's Arabs everywhere?
This is an Arab market, you fucking moron.
Why would you think this is Europe?
That's what it should have said.
You moron, could you not tell the fact these are Arab people?
You're clearly in an Arab country.
No, they couldn't say that because Europe is Arab.
So it's like you, that's, that's the irony.
It's like five, six D level chest.
I really do enjoy it.
But it's like, that's what I meant.
Like it's like, like you couldn't, you show it inside of a mosque, right?
And you say, oh, like, that's the whole point.
If you say, look at this beautiful mosque that they built in Syria.
And then they'll fact check and say, actually, the mosque is in London.
And that's the funny part about it.
luke guard
Yeah, man.
I get it.
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
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All right, let's jump back into this.
So though, I do bring this up because Keith Woods actually really ratioed him, Elon Musk.
I mean, this is a different kind of episode today, guys, because there'll be a lot of different kinds of episodes in the next few weeks.
We're like getting the technical stuff done because I may not be able to get the normal type of episode up with what we're doing.
There's been a lot of electrical work and stuff being done even today in here.
But Keith Woods said very, very common Keith Woods W. Do you know Keith Woods?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I like Keith Woods.
I think Keith Woods is a genius.
Why?
Because I think that he understands not only optics, but I think he's a true seeker of intellectual reality.
Meaning, like, I don't think he, I don't think he flirts with controversial subjects to be controversial or that he says things that offend people to offend them.
I think that he's committed to a pursuit of truth.
And so even when the truth is uncomfortable, he's willing to say it, but he also says it tactfully in a way that it's difficult to accuse him of anything other than trying to be didactic.
luke guard
That's cool.
He cares about the truth.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, look at what he said here.
Read what he said.
Can you read on the screen there?
luke guard
You should spend $40 on this platform to protect free speech.
You should welcome Rumble platforming dissidents, not welcome on big tech, including here.
If people accused of anti-Semitism have no right to political free speech, then it doesn't exist.
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
And is there anything wrong with that statement?
He didn't sponsor anybody.
He didn't say anyone's right.
He didn't even sponsor anti-Semitism.
He's just saying, if people accused of anti-Semitism on the internet don't have the right to a platform, then you don't believe in free speech.
luke guard
Respectful logic.
What's he getting?
What kind of responses is this guy getting hit with?
elijah schaffer
Well, like a severe agree, right?
He's got 8,241 likes, and Elon Musk got 3,709.
So he ratioed him on a three to one.
So people agree with Keith Woods, right?
Even the original post only got 1,500 likes.
Even my post got over almost the same amount of 3,700 when I said that free speech isn't free.
I'm not as smart as Keith Woods, and I'm not as intelligent either.
So I don't have the weight with words, but I agree.
Like, you spent $40 billion to open up, to open this up.
Remember, Elon Musk banned Fuentes off of his platform for being anti-Semitic.
luke guard
Yeah, true.
So Elon Musk wouldn't agree.
elijah schaffer
I will tell, look, I'm not going to say any, I'm not going to say anything here, but I will tell you this.
I have lost, and this is not just a long time ago.
I'll just put, I need to be very careful here because I don't like to burn bridges and I want to be very respectful of people.
I will just say that I have been asked if I'm Jewish before being offered deals and I have not heard back from people after explaining to them that I'm not.
Just my wife is.
So like that, I'm genuinely serious.
And it's not, I'm not the only person that's happened to.
I'm not the only person it's happened to.
It's happened to a few other friends who work in the industry.
I've been asked, I've been asked my ethnicity and asked if I was Jewish before, like, meaning, are you Jewish?
I'm trying to work with Jews.
And then I'm like, I'm not.
And then I just don't hear back.
So that's happened to me multiple times.
But, but, so, so I'm saying, like, that to me is discriminatory as well, right?
Like, where people, if you're to discriminate against somebody on their ethnicity, but that's allowed.
That's, that's okay, right?
That's what I think is hypocritical.
luke guard
Yes.
elijah schaffer
You can do that.
Like, imagine if I walk, like, text someone and go, are you white?
And they're like, no, not really.
I'm actually Hispanic.
I'm like, ooh, oof.
And just like, ghost them.
That's, that would be considered.
I think that's actually illegal.
I'm pretty sure that's illegal to discriminate based upon ethnicity.
But people do it, right?
People, I mean, affirmative action was just made illegal in the United States, right?
They were doing that this whole time.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Giving black people priority over the Ching Chongs.
luke guard
Free speech is only available on one side, I guess, right?
It's only encouraged for one slide.
So it's not really free, but they tell you this slide is free.
So yeah, it's true.
That's what we're dealing with everywhere.
elijah schaffer
Right.
luke guard
In this country.
So we're in trouble here.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, I know, I know, I know.
And yet here we are, and yet here we are.
But I do find it to be a retrospectively interesting.
And this is just a crazy conversation on this stuff because it makes you wonder, right?
It makes you wonder what's really going on, what people value.
I don't know.
And I bring this up as a very interesting thing because Anomaly, I don't know, do you know what Anomaly is?
Legendary Energy?
luke guard
Yeah, it's cool.
elijah schaffer
So something happened today.
So Anomaly brought this up in this conversation about free speech, right?
He retweeted Ron DeSantis.
And Ron DeSantis says, today I'm proud to announce that Florida has officially opened an investigation into Morningstar for potential violations of our anti-BDS law.
We will not let them get away with it.
And this is what he had to say.
unidentified
One of the things that they're doing, though, is they're specifically targeting Israel.
And so we made changes to our law to recognize that.
And so today, I'm happy to make, and this law just took effect at the beginning of July.
I'm happy to announce for everybody that Florida has formally instituted an investigation against Morningstar for violations of our anti-BDS law.
We're not letting them target Israel and get away with it.
We're using our tools to fight back.
One of the things.
I didn't mean to say, like, that's the most correct.
elijah schaffer
That's the guy running for president, you know?
And he's like the governor of Florida.
And he's like, we're going to use American laws to make sure that we prevent people from targeting Israel.
And I'm not even like, I'm not even like on the JQ and all that stuff.
Like, people are always mad at me because I'm just myself.
I don't hop on bandwagons.
Like, I'm intellectually honest.
So, like, I admit there's a lot of questionable things there, but it's not like a focus of my, it's not like the focus of my show or something like that.
There was some really good stuff on Fresh and Fit with Zirka and Sneko and Fuentes and Destiny and stuff.
Some really good debates that took place there.
Very interesting stuff.
However, it is just funny to hear like an American governor say that we're using our domestic laws to protect a foreign country in the middle of the Middle East.
And we're using laws to prevent free speech from criticizing that said country.
And Legendary Energy just said, once you realize that this is the main focus of the Republican Party, you will start getting blacklisted and called names.
So I felt that.
I mean, I've been kicked out of the club, right, for noticing too.
But I also like, I think that's what's crazy.
I've never really said anything.
And I don't really, you know, I don't really have anything to say in terms of like, what do you, what do you want me to say?
I just played you a video.
Like, I don't, do you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't need to sit here and like tell you what you watched.
The Americas, we're using our laws to punish our citizens for disagreeing with a foreign country.
That's insane.
That's, that's, that's not, that's not normal.
Um, I don't care what that country is.
Dude, if there was laws to not criticize the UK, I would be like, excuse me, did we not win a revolution?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, like, imagine if Australia, there was like, that's what they're doing.
Like, you can't have a Roman salute.
You can't give a swastika.
You can't do anything that could threaten a foreign country.
And you're like, why is Australia's laws and the US's laws being designed to prevent offense of people in another nation?
luke guard
They're trying so hard to censor and to control people and funnel them into this idea of, yeah, we're doing this for the right reasons because Israel needs it or Ukraine needs it or, you know, whatever kind of, I guess, virtue signaling is the word, I suppose, right?
You know, everyone cares about doing the right thing.
And I think, man, politics on both sides are playing this idea.
And both sides are kind of like, I don't know, eventually kind of congregating into agreeing with one another.
And then I suppose you can control, right?
I suppose they're doing that with the movie Mel Gibson released, Sound of Freedom.
elijah schaffer
Sound of Freedom, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
So they've got this, they've got this exposure to pedophilia worldwide.
I haven't seen it yet.
I want to see it.
You haven't seen it, have you?
elijah schaffer
I haven't seen the full movie.
No, I'm actually talking with the studio about getting it released here.
But I've seen like enough of it because I have like a bunch of clips that are like not released.
Like I have like sections of the movie.
So I've watched sections of the movie.
I've watched the cool parts.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I want to see the whole film.
luke guard
I've seen the trailer and I heard about it.
That's about it.
But, you know, obviously what they want to do is get people on board the idea that, well, pedophilia is wrong, right?
And child trafficking is wrong.
It's easy to agree with that.
And therefore, you know, there's also this other thing that I've seen about the people that are in charge of the movie, the producers and the people in charge of the releasing of the film associated with secret societies like the Freemasons and the Knights of Templars, which is really interesting as well.
So they want, it's kind of like there's agendas on both sides.
And so what could possibly be bad about, you know, agreeing with the concept of this film against child trafficking when like the next step is potentially, like, what do we do about child trafficking?
And the next step is, well, we can chip these kids, right?
That would be the right thing to do because it would prevent all of this.
And so if there's an agenda in control of that idea, then you're totally being like whipped up into a system of control where you're forced to agree with these ideas for the right reasons, right?
And it would make sense to go along with it.
And then before you know it, you're controlled.
But, you know, you got there for the right reasons.
You didn't mean to be controlled, but you are.
Do you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm 100%.
luke guard
Both sides are kind of wrong.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think one of the interesting things to further explain that take on things is like, you know, when people say like, well, why is it that multiculturalism doesn't exist?
Or why don't you agree with it?
I think one of the best situations was this.
Oh, yeah, first of all, I want to bring this up in Australia, right?
They have this new program to bring teachers from the cities into the rural parts to educate kids.
And they have all these like weird, non-binary, like women as like on the in the video.
It's like bringing a rainbow-haired girl to try to bring, they say they want to bring rural Australians into Western standards.
And so they want to bring rural kids into cutting their balls off.
That's what they're trying to do.
They're literally recruiting weird femmes lesbians into educating people into this.
However, I would like to look at something very interesting, which is a story that is taking place currently in Australia, which shows you where multiculturalism does not meet or does not end up having, where is this?
Oh, there's this video again.
I love my son.
I spend a lot of time with him.
It makes me laugh.
That's the best feeling of being a dad and just polling your son.
He's got pretty blue eyes too.
I love what Sovereign Bra put up too.
Philosophy is dead.
Intellectuals as a class are over.
The smartest men alive are posting cartoon frogs.
luke guard
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Right?
Is that true?
Yeah, okay.
Let's watch.
This is one of my favorite stories ever.
And we got to watch this whole video.
This is Australia, because Australia is like a canary for the U.S. People don't realize that.
I've always focused on Australia my entire career.
I've run a show with Australian people.
They're not always the nicest people in the world out here.
They're hard to make friends.
That's true.
Australia, they're nice.
They're polite.
They're not going to stab you.
They're very safe people.
But for the most part, it's a very interesting society.
luke guard
It's kind of like a weird, it's a weird culture.
Like we're pretty sarcastic and we're pretty blunt and we're pretty rude.
And that's how you kind of make friends, which isn't like the American culture, which is like friendly.
You call each other bros, you know?
elijah schaffer
Well, and if they don't like you, they'll try to destroy you.
You're tall poppy syndrome.
So if you cross an Australian, they'll stop at nothing, even their own reputation, to try to destroy you.
That's literally like this place is fucking nuts like that.
luke guard
Yeah, man.
Tall syndrome.
Is that a thing in America?
Is there another?
elijah schaffer
There's Australians in America who have it.
It doesn't leave.
I was telling people that, like, culture doesn't leave.
Like, any Australian I've ever met still has it.
It's like, I feel like I need to tear other people down because I feel torn down.
And like, that's why this culture is like socialist and doesn't get ahead.
Because Australians tear people down and they try to destroy things.
And like, I have like, I'm not into that shit.
Like, Americans are capitalist and we like want to build and we like being showy and boastful.
And like we like, we like flexing and we love like a humble flex, like people being like, hey, let me do a quick run through in case you're looking to buy a Mercedes Maybach as if people are trying to buy it, you know, on TikTok and like showing you their car.
Australians, because it's very socialist and very equivocal and centerlink and we're all on the same playing field.
luke guard
Centerlink.
elijah schaffer
If someone's ahead and you don't want them to be ahead, you'll fucking sabotage them and try to destroy their life.
luke guard
Yeah, man.
elijah schaffer
And I see that here all the time.
And I've seen that with Australians.
It's a cultural thing.
I don't know if we're back.
Are we back?
Let me see if we're back.
I don't know what happened there.
Let me know if we're back on the chat.
Are we back?
Does anyone see it?
Anyone know if we're does anybody see us back on the chat?
Does anyone see us back on the chat?
We talked about Tall Poppy Syndrome and about Australians trying to ruin you.
And then our stream cut out in the middle of the stream.
We are so back.
All right, we are so back.
Let's go.
We are back.
Even though we lost, we lost.
Let's go ahead and Brian.
Let's just end the stream on YouTube for right now.
Let's go ahead and let's end on YouTube.
I'm going to head over to Rumble because we lost the stream there.
So we'll just cut it there for everybody.
See you on Rumble.com.
All right.
For some reason, I hear a little bit of a.
Do you hear a buzz, guys?
Or is that just my live feed?
unidentified
That's all I want to know.
No.
elijah schaffer
Maybe it's just my live feed.
Do you hear a buzz in yours as well?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know where that came from.
unidentified
Huh.
elijah schaffer
Now we have a buzz.
Now we have a buzz.
It's okay.
All right.
Let me see if you can even see this right here.
Yeah, you can.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let me see if on the side here, real fast as we keep going here, if this is who knows?
Okay, well, we'll figure that out later.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, I got a buzz, but that's good if we're in a buzz.
We'll keep talking here.
See, I said it's just you.
It's just you.
All right, guys, we're back here on rumble.com.
We've had you here.
Let's go ahead and let's get the energy up.
Let's get the energy up.
I'm a little bit tired today just because I've got a lot going on, but we've still got a good show for you, a lot of what's happening here.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this video that I said we're going to watch.
I don't know where it cut out, but this is where multiculturalism doesn't work.
So that was the point of the video we're about to watch.
This is where multiculturalism does not work.
Let's go ahead and listen to this.
unidentified
Good evening.
Welcome to Seven News.
Tonight we can reveal there's been an escalation in confusion surrounding WA's new Aboriginal heritage laws and it sparked an extraordinary ransom demand.
Two major tree planting events were cancelled this weekend after an Aboriginal corporation demanded $2.5 million in return for its approval.
Jeff Parry has this exclusive report.
If the implementation of newly rewritten Aboriginal heritage laws wasn't in crisis before, it is now.
The weekend planting of 5,500 shrubs and trees by 120 volunteers was cancelled.
The seedlings now at risk of dying.
We've got to get them into the ground to make the most of the wet soil.
The decision to cancel followed a demand from the newly formed Wadjuk Aboriginal Corporation that any plantings at sites of significance along the Canning River cease, citing the Aboriginal Cultural Heritage Act.
The corporation's CEO, David Collard, told land care groups they couldn't proceed until a demand for $2.5 million from a $10 million river restoration fund was resolved.
The demand has stunned the mayors of four local councils and two major land care groups bordering the Canning who don't know which way to turn.
We're standing here today in solidarity with some of these environmental groups saying somebody needs to clarify this legislation.
It has become somewhat of a mess.
Stephen Johnston says the environment will suffer.
We've got a whole lot of land groups across Perth and in WA whose work is critical to the fulfillment of Commonwealth, state and local government environment objectives.
It's not just a nice thing to have.
It is critical.
We've got four dams on the canning.
It's going to be real issues.
Time is, oh, we can't wait.
We have to keep going forward.
When Aboriginal Affairs Minister Tony Booty learned we were doing this story, he personally rang the mayors and the land groups to assure them that there is no issue.
He's wrong.
There is now so much indecision and uncertainty around the Aboriginal heritage laws that he can no longer dismiss them with his own personal assurances.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so it's crazy.
Aboriginals who built nothing and accomplished nothing are now stonewalling a genuine recovery project to help the environment.
The people who literally burned down all of the environment here and killed the giant wombats and all the beautiful creatures that were here for sport, by the way, who didn't invent the wheel, somehow want money and are self-interested and don't care about the greater good of the community.
Huh, maybe that's why they don't, that's why you should vote no on the voice.
Maybe that's why these people don't need, maybe they didn't build anything and they still don't want to, but they wanted free money.
And that's why I was seeing the difference between colonization.
It's these people just want to leech off of white society and then they want to take it over and then they want to kill us.
And that's really what it is.
They want us dead and they don't care.
They just want money because they're not thinking long term.
They don't have strategy.
It's an Aboriginal L to try to take money now rather than repopulate your environment, right?
And I'm not even an environmentalist in terms of like climate change, but I'm an environmentalist in terms of a Christian.
Like we should take care of the earth.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's an objective.
luke guard
Plant trees.
elijah schaffer
And if there's four dams and it's caused a problem of erosion and there's issues and you need to repopulate with 5,500 plants and you should.
And the Aboriginals are like, that's what you know it's all bullshit, but it's our land.
And so we need two and a half million dollars.
You know it's bullshit because when push comes to shove, they don't care about their land.
They want Australian dollars in their bank account.
That's what all these minorities want.
They want money and they just want to leech.
They're not offering to add.
And that's where the resentment comes from.
It's not out of racism.
It's out of a lack of respect for what was built.
luke guard
It's so hard to watch this.
Like these politicians and whoever's in charge here, like being interviewed, they're so concerned with what Aboriginals think and how they feel.
Like they don't even want to comment and say what's true about exactly what's going on.
They're on eggshells about this whole thing.
And there's like zero solution because they're so worried about upsetting the Aboriginal people because WA, Western Australia, they want to look like they're appeasing that, I suppose, the new legislation on the voice, right?
Which is, man, Aboriginals are like the sky's the limit for them.
Everything they're asking for, they're getting, and it's not actually helping anyone, right?
It's not helping them as a people.
It's not helping the country and the land.
It's just, it just looks good, right?
I guess it's virtue signaling again, you know?
Like, we're going pretty far with this.
like Brisbane is changing their name like the city Stradbroke Island is what's that what's that what's that They were trying to dismiss it because they got caught trying to change the name of one of the major cities in Australia to like Wagma Wally.
Yeah, some crazy.
elijah schaffer
Wagga Wagga Baga.
And it's like, dude, that's not English.
luke guard
Yeah, and South Stradbroke Island, North Stradbroke Island, like off Brizy.
Man, it's like sky's the limit for this stuff.
Like, I don't know what's going on, but yeah, what we're doing and what we look like we're doing isn't actually what's happening, right?
We're not helping anyone by any of this.
And what they're asking for, like, what, $2.5 million for what?
What exactly is that?
Why is that more important than the environment that they're trying to fix?
unidentified
Right.
luke guard
You know?
elijah schaffer
Well, because they don't care, because it's not a, like, this is where it's not about race.
luke guard
It makes you racist.
elijah schaffer
It makes you racist.
It's not about racism.
It's about preservation.
It's about survival.
Like what Scott Adams said.
It's not that I don't want to live in a black neighborhood because I hate black people.
It's that black people don't love themselves.
That's the problem.
The black people hate each other.
That's what I'm trying to avoid.
And black people are also extremely racist against white people in those lower income neighborhoods.
unidentified
They are.
elijah schaffer
They're very racist against white people.
And they will just, you saw that, like the Uber Eats driver.
I watched the videos.
And that's the problem with today's modern rhetoric.
It's like you can legislate and you can do all these things, but people can see with their eyes.
And, you know, in Ireland now, the number one name is Muhammad, right?
In Ireland.
So the number one name in 2023 is Muhammad.
And when you watch the people learning that the number one name in their country is Muhammad, they have this look like, oh, huh.
Where they're like, wow, we've been conquered.
luke guard
That's so weird about Ireland.
I didn't know Ireland was so only 4 million people.
elijah schaffer
Only 4 million people, yeah.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They got EU'd.
luke guard
Interesting.
Pretty sad.
elijah schaffer
Tony Blair and his government really fucked everybody over.
luke guard
Yeah, we're kind of screwed.
Australia's doing the same thing.
Like, we're bringing them all in, plus, whatever we're doing with the new legislation for Aboriginal people.
elijah schaffer
And it's all about the money and the banks and usury, right?
This is the crime of, it's the sin of usury.
luke guard
There's going to be a tax on any kind of land, even if you're the land owner and you own, you purchase land, you have to pay like a tax percentage to the Aboriginal people because it was originally their land.
They're changing everything in the name of what?
unidentified
What?
luke guard
I don't know.
Like caring about, I don't know, the original custodians of the land.
We're obsessed with that.
elijah schaffer
But America does that too, though.
Like, because if you think about it, a lot of the money that we pay in taxes in the United States, because I still pay my taxes in the U.S., right?
Someone says, why do you care about the U.S.?
I still pay American taxes.
I pay an income tax.
I pay 33% of my income to the federal government.
33%.
I don't even live there right now, but I pay taxes to the U.S. government.
I just sent them like 12 grand or something.
So I pay taxes, right?
And the reality is, is that as I pay the federal government taxes, I know where that money goes to.
It goes to bombs for Ukraine, cluster bombs for Ukraine.
It goes to maintaining bases in Saudi Arabia.
It goes towards child trafficking, blackmail rings, Gasteen Island.
And it goes towards subsidizing black people, right?
I mean, it's true.
All these social programs and SNAP.
We have welfare.
It's just not really for white people.
And it's a lot of these issues.
I mean, there's a lot of poor white people too, but no one cares about poor white people, right?
There's more poor white people than poor black people in the U.S.
So it's not like an ethnic problem, but nobody cares about poor white kids because poor white kids have privilege, right?
And that's always the thing.
A guy growing up in the Rust Belt in the United States.
I mean, dude, if you've ever been to poor white areas in the United States, it's really bad.
The meth.
It's like here, you know?
luke guard
Hemet.
elijah schaffer
Fuck Hemet.
That's the worst place in California.
luke guard
It's pretty poor.
elijah schaffer
I mean, no, Oakland's worse, but.
But Hemet's just disaster.
At least there's things to do in Oakland.
luke guard
The worst place in California?
Hemet?
elijah schaffer
I think Hemet's one of like just a combination of boring and drugs.
luke guard
Yeah, probably.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right?
I mean, wouldn't you say so?
luke guard
Yeah.
I was there for three months, not much going on.
elijah schaffer
Yuck.
luke guard
Not great.
But Tumecula's pretty cool.
Just next door.
elijah schaffer
That's nice.
Yeah, this show's gone.
This has been a very racially aware episode.
I got to chill out on the next episode.
Or should I?
Maybe not.
luke guard
No, I'm going to actually go further into the Aboriginal issues in this country because we have a lot, okay, and it should be talked about.
I don't think you're going to get in trouble.
No one really, from, you know, people in America, they're not going to tell.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, except for the fact that I'm broadcasting on Australian satellites right now.
But anyway, I'll have to figure out the internet issue.
I do want to bring up that idea though, that it's just, it is ironic and it is funny.
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I do bring up something here, reminding you guys too, for some reason, that I'm also working with the Gateway Punnett on their new video division, helping spearhead their new video department and doing hard news, right?
Giving the news an erection every Monday and Friday.
No, but it's more just like there's no cursing.
It's straightforward.
It's my commentary.
I'm giving the news.
I might do something like that.
I've thought about starting a YouTube channel with just talking about the news from like a slightly more based perspective, but with a lot of dog whistles, but just like, you know, dog whistles.
Yeah.
You know, dog whistles?
luke guard
Lots of whistling?
Sweet.
elijah schaffer
Lots of whistling.
unidentified
Cool.
elijah schaffer
I do like dog whistles.
They're really nice.
They bring dogs over.
Every time you use a dog whistle, they come over.
I laugh, though.
I just laugh because that's in retrospect.
A lot of people have had a problem with Elijah Schaefer recently.
I don't know who's not mad at me, right?
As we saw.
Who else is mad at me?
She's mad at me, right?
Anyways, it's true.
Let me see if I can bring up something real quickly.
I said, this is my favorite thing.
She was telling me I'm immature.
She was like trying to own me, right?
She was saying that I was like, you know, a bad guy and I'm immature.
And I remember telling this to my friends who are in this chat.
I thought this was so funny.
Let me see.
Oh my gosh, this chat is active.
The boys are active today.
The boys are active in the chat.
Oh, yeah.
She posted this picture, right?
And I just said, yeah, like posting your tits to own the misogynist.
It looks like a transgender Lauren Chen.
luke guard
Free the nips.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And she's like, she's like, oh, you're an idiot and stuff.
And I click on her profile and this is her top.
These are her top pictures, her vagina and her boobs.
And she's like, you're immature.
And I'm like, ma'am, you're giving away pictures of your pussy and your tits for free.
I think we have a skill issue problem.
And I don't even want to comment and say anything, you know, nice rack or anything like that because I don't know if that's a guy.
Like in 2022, is that a man?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want to say anything because you can be like, oh, wow.
Nothing says I hate men more than showing your boobs.
However, if you were a man and those were male titties, then you would be owning the misogynist, right?
Because now you just made everyone gay.
Now you've made everyone gay.
I had Ian Crossland on the show and he talked about the confusion of she males and nice boobs on people with penises and it was a really intense story and I have never heard someone so detailed about it and it was really uh it stuck with me.
It was really crazy.
unidentified
He was like and then I'm like lushing after a penis and I'm not even gay and it's confusing.
elijah schaffer
It's confusing because you've got boobs and you've got a dick and I was like yeah dude we all know what a transgender is You don't need to explain it for the kids in the room.
But he was one of my favorite guests recently.
That was one of the funniest episodes I've ever done because that's the truth.
That's just the truth.
luke guard
Everything's fake and gay.
You don't know.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's true.
Anyway, I have no idea why I brought that up on the screen for you guys.
Someone said I never liked fake bobs.
They're saying in the chat.
I want to bring back up the locals chat.
I will be a little more in-depth on the fus future.
Oh my gosh.
I don't, why do I always get missed calls from LA?
It always scares me.
I don't know why people from LA are calling me.
All right.
Well, don't forget, guys, that you can be in the locals chat, by the way, which is so important.
Like you guys said right here, right in the local chat, it's fake and gay, Doomsday Cracker said, and brought it in.
And you guys can always share your memes here as well, like I said, in the comment section.
You can drop memes live in the show.
luke guard
Any good memes?
Anything that you can?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I realize I should start turning the live stream for subscribers.
I didn't know I could do that.
I forgot.
No, there's no good memes right now.
Or if they do, they'll post them because we'll go over them at the end of the show.
Today's more of like a slow day where we're talking about one topic rather than having all of these random topics just because I'm integrating.
We have a new technical producer.
As you see, there's some issues.
We're just trying out the new studio.
First time having a guest, right?
What you see behind him is the studio, the new studio that's going to be for the new show on Fridays.
It's supposed to air this Friday for the first time.
So stay tuned.
Wednesday should be an announcement for where it's going to be.
And you guys should make sure you support, which I really do love because we're going to go be very hard and have a very good show.
We're going to be getting hard for these people, for Trans Lauren Chen.
Eve from ASU.
The best part about this, too, I won't click on it, is she's like a, I assume it's actually a girl, though.
Maybe I'm wrong.
But she's like a PhD student, you know, at like Arizona State University.
And I feel like Arizona State University is known for really pushing out the hoes, you know?
Like Arizona State University, ASU has got a lot of hot hoes.
luke guard
It's that way to go.
elijah schaffer
That's where to go for the, but that's where you go for depravity, right?
If you're in a hoe season of life, go there.
But if you're in a Christ season, it's just problems.
Because, dude, that was my disagreement with something Andrew Tate said.
I was talking to a friend the other day and I was like, you know, the weird thing about this like pimp, this pimp lifestyle, right?
With like these guys, and I, and I, I actually do like the Tates.
I think they're a net positive for the whole for men at all.
And the conservatives coming against them are just jealous.
But I will say, like, when he said certain things in his videos about like, oh, like, you know, like, I get so much pussy.
I get, you know, five, six, seven girls.
You know, I get all these pussies at the same time.
Don't you want that?
And I remember thinking, you know what?
Five, six, seven pussies, you know, as a, in a purely male perspective, like maybe, but you know what those pussies come with too?
Mouths and brains.
And now you're dealing with six or seven females, and I don't need that.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't want that.
So it's like, and it's like, and he's paid the cost, right?
Because he's also like, even though he, you know, I don't think he's guilty of human trafficking and he says he's not.
The reality is he's under house arrest because the bitches turned against him.
And so that's why it's like, dude, you know, I mean, it's one thing saying, hey, like, yeah, every guy wants a bunch of pussies and look at all these hot chicks.
And there's a part of every man that looks at that and goes, wow, that's got to be kind of hot.
But then you go, but you're also under house arrest because the bitches set you up.
So don't forget to remind the guys that there's a huge risk with hose is that the hose might you might be able to smash the hose, but then they also might fucking try to ruin your life too.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So and they and they are ruining his life successfully just have have kept him under house arrest.
So like a lot of the messages are incomplete in the world, I feel like, where it's like, don't you want pussies?
Do I want seven psycho bitch females in my in my inner circle?
No, thank you.
Had enough of that.
Don't need these people in my life.
luke guard
Bro, in the Bible, Solomon had plenty to say about that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he said, right, he went after all the, all the bitches.
For lack of better words, the Bible says, and Solomon spent years drinking that booze and slapping asses and getting the bitches and hoes.
And he found out what?
luke guard
It was empty.
elijah schaffer
It was empty.
It led to nothing.
luke guard
Meaningless.
Yeah.
So his pursuit of pleasure was objective.
He was trying to find out whether it was achievable and it wasn't, right?
And so, yeah, he had, what, 1,000 concubines and like 700 wives.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
luke guard
Not good, you know?
But he determined that it was meaningless.
Right.
And as a result, he lost his faith.
elijah schaffer
Did he, really?
luke guard
Yeah.
For a time there, like, he was compromising his faith.
So.
elijah schaffer
Well, but that's what I think is normal, too.
That's why I like there's a lot of sanctimonious people on the internet.
You know what?
It's all about virtue signaling.
I mean, oh, the conservatives do it too.
They complain about everything and they don't do anything.
Oh, it's just everything makes them mad.
When I'm on conservative Twitter, it reminds me of that family guy episode where Peter's like, you know what really grinds my gears?
He gets a new segment.
It's called Grinds My Gears where he just complains about stuff that grinds his gears because that's like his new segment.
And I think about that.
So he's like, oh, I saw a creator, and I don't usually call people out by names.
He literally was like, posted some video of kids being abused.
And at the end, he was selling t-shirts.
Like, I was like, oh!
Like, it wasn't like, like, I've been clear.
Like, I got paid to do ads for Sound of Freedom, right?
And that's fine, right?
But they're just ads for Sound of Freedom.
And I really, I believed in the movie.
They told me what it was about.
They told me what they're trying to accomplish, and I agreed.
There's nothing wrong with making money, trying to do the right thing.
But it's like, it was like the worst video.
I said it to my producer where you're like, he's like, it's like showing these videos of kids being like, not abused in terms of illegal, but just like groomed or whatever publicly.
And at the end, it's like, save the kids, buy my t-shirt.
And you're like, oh, dude, that's so cringe.
That is like, that is like, that is so bad.
How are you selling?
And that's what the conservatives do.
It's always like they just like, they just, everyone's outraged all the time about literally everything.
But then I look at them like that.
Like, there's like that guy mad at Nick Fuentez is fat.
It's like, you fat fucking disgusting shit.
Go lose weight.
Don't be on the internet.
Go lose weight and you'll be happy.
luke guard
Yeah, bro.
elijah schaffer
Why are you on the internet?
luke guard
If you're outraged, if you're angry for the right reasons, fair enough.
Like you actually want to change something and want to fix the problem.
That's okay, I suppose.
Obviously it is.
But, you know, if you want everyone to know how good of a person you are, then that's different, which is exactly what you're saying, right?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
luke guard
No good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but what's his name?
Solomon had fun with the sun, but then he realized that it's also like chasing up to the wind.
But I also think that this is where men, you have to give men room to figure life out.
And that's what I meant by sanctimonious is like, like everyone's trying to look good and hide their problems rather than just admit, hey, I'm flawed and I'm trying to figure life out.
And sometimes there are seasons of wandering.
You know, there are seasons, there are positive seasons of isolation and negative.
There's like David when you're out with the sheep and you have a time of connection to God and you are a way to be trained and to be built by God.
And there are seasons of wandering.
And I have guys that write me all the time.
Like, like, and some of you, I need to, I have a phone call set up with one of you guys.
I won't get into your personal, I won't even hint at it.
But like, guys suffer with everything, right?
From infidelity to weight problems to addictions to porn addictions to losing jobs.
Some guys have gambling problems and get into massive debt, right?
This is a huge problem.
Other guys have issues with anger.
I know somebody who actually got into, messaged me, got into a domestic with his wife, ended up punching her.
You know, I mean, the guys do dumb shit, okay?
They just do.
We're tactile.
We feel, we think, we see.
All of our sins tend to be very physical, right?
We smoke cigars, we drink gasoline, whiskey.
We have a lot of problems.
luke guard
In Australia, we do.
elijah schaffer
Right.
But I was going to say, I love the idea, even with like the tapes, you know, the girls are saying, oh, he groomed me.
He groomed me.
Like, he offered me money in this to be on cameras.
And it's like, I don't really know what happened.
I'm going to let the thing come out.
But I do notice that females tend to always blame someone and they always blame men for the problem.
And men tend to, men aren't perfect, but men, if you're a man, if you don't do this, you're not a man.
You say, you know what?
Yeah, I fucked up.
Okay.
Like, you know what?
If you fuck up in your life, if you make mistakes, you've got to just acknowledge it.
You don't have to tell the public.
You don't have to go to your, you know, you don't have to go to the world and type it on Facebook and tell everyone, you know, your family members on Facebook, I made a mistake, you know, or hey, I'm addicted to this drug or something.
You don't have to like tell everyone, but at least be honest with yourself and God and talk to a trusted brother or go, you know, see, you know what I mean?
And go like, hey, I got to correct this issue because I got a problem.
And then take responsibility for it.
And I feel like Solomon, David, all these men, they had issues.
They hid them.
They tried to take responsibility.
But the modern world on the left and the right has no room for error.
There's no room for learning.
There's no room for trying.
It's like, shame, you fucked up.
Then you're canceled.
And they both do it.
They do it all the time.
The right has been circulating tweets from some guy from like 15 years ago.
And they're like, see, he's bad.
And you're like, are we doing this now?
Are we really doing this?
Because fuck you if you're doing that.
I'll cancel you.
luke guard
Yeah, it's pretty hard for guys to actually like fix things in their life because most of the time like guys don't really have an outlet for like conversation with someone and for help, right?
Like that's kind of a big issue now.
Like women have a big circle of friends usually that are involved in talking about everything.
They love gossip and love like, you know, like issues and drama.
But men, yeah, like we don't really talk about issues, right?
Typically speaking, men don't really like get into get into problems and just keep it inside and it's not really a good idea.
What you're saying is true.
Like you actually need to acknowledge fault, fix problems, and like a good friend will help.
And obviously a belief in God will too, right?
When you look to someone greater for help, that's always like the right thing to do.
Jordan Pearson says it all the time.
So yeah, we need encouragement.
It's important to encourage each other.
And as a result, just by something small like encouragement, you can help people.
elijah schaffer
Right.
luke guard
It's easy to do.
elijah schaffer
No, I agree.
I just think that it's funny because for me, it's like I've gone through a lot of seasons of wandering in my life.
And like people like, and the best part is people have always rooted for me to fail.
But the thing is, is when you're actually, there's a difference between being lost and wandering.
Because being lost means like you don't know your way home, right?
You're lost, which is different.
And I think there's the men, like that's where the shame culture comes from.
It's like you're either found, you're either lost or found.
But sometimes things go missing, right?
That's like wandering.
Sometimes you just can't find your headphones.
They're not lost.
They're not lost.
luke guard
So wandering is like you know where to go.
elijah schaffer
You're just not sure about it.
luke guard
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're not sure, right?
You're not sure.
Welcome, Kez.
Welcome for calling on the show.
Hi, Kez.
Welcome to Calling While We're Live on Air.
How are you doing?
unidentified
Oh, man.
luke guard
Hi, Kez.
unidentified
Good.
I'm doing really, really good.
I was just calling to see if he was still doing the show, actually.
elijah schaffer
Well, good for you.
Check it out.
There's this thing called the internet, and you can go online at www.rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
And if the show is live and you can watch in real time, there's these little things called pixels.
And that's not me, though, but it's a digital image.
And if it's there and it says the red buttons on, I promise you that I am still on the show.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Do you know the chat is talking?
We're talking about Solomon and Wandering.
And boy, is the Rumble chat very interesting.
luke guard
I can't see it, bro.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Like, Riley Layman said, as an ex-wife and homemaker for a sexy old man, find someone else to lick your asshole and then come home and don't be an asshole.
That's all I need.
Puzzle P said, men are gross pigs, and we want you to sit on our faces usually if you're not huge.
Like, what are these comments?
Whoa.
People are talking about, dude, you're weird if you see female ass and think of shit.
Lol.
And then Kez is so cute.
Show her love now.
Show her, I love her.
Show that woman love or I will chop it, bitch.
Everyone's going hard.
Now everyone's all going.
It went from talking about booty holes to positive Kez comments.
And that's the Rumble Chat in a nutshell.
unidentified
Wow, that's so crazy.
That's so crazy.
elijah schaffer
The internet went out.
It's been a shit stream.
We started late.
We've had tech problems.
But you know what?
We're still here for the people because they want to listen and we're here.
unidentified
Well, I just pulled a yummy banana bread out of the oven.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, this banana bread?
I think Luke will be coming over for some fresh banana bread and raspberries.
luke guard
I'll be there.
unidentified
All right.
luke guard
I'm coming.
unidentified
We want to play Catan.
elijah schaffer
Can we hear Roger?
Yeah.
Our friend that's over and Sarah, they're coming over to play Catan.
Yes?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yes?
Okay.
Is Kelly coming over to play Catan too?
luke guard
Kelly's at work.
She's a movie world.
elijah schaffer
Yes?
luke guard
No.
She's working.
elijah schaffer
What about anybody else coming?
Luke, Jazz?
Nobody's coming?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
All right.
All right.
luke guard
What a laugh, bro.
What a laugh you have.
elijah schaffer
Can you put Baby E on the phone as well?
unidentified
Yeah, but he's not.
He's on the phone.
He's grabbing it, but he doesn't.
elijah schaffer
Hello.
unidentified
Oh, he's about to start crying.
luke guard
All right.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Love you, baby.
luke guard
Okay, I'll see you later.
elijah schaffer
Bye.
luke guard
Give me a laugh.
Blessed.
Blessed.
Imagine that.
Someone's at home making banana bread, waiting for you to come home to give you a hug.
Very nice.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it must be nice.
Must be nice, huh?
Nah, yeah, what is playing Settlers of Catan?
What an adventure they're saying.
Hey, there's not a lot to do.
luke guard
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
There's not a lot to do.
You know, I'm actually on it.
I'm right now on a kick where I'm like trying not to drink, right?
For some people, that's really easy.
For me, I like drinking.
So denying myself has been a new thing that I've been trying to do.
Like denying what I want to do and then asking God to change what I want to do.
And I find that most of the days, most of the weekends, I don't really want to drink.
But I will tell you, there are those days where you're bored and you do want to have a couple drinks.
And playing Catan is not that fun.
And I'll be honest, having a few whiskeys and beers, way more fun than playing Catan.
Having a few whiskey and beers and playing Catan, even more fun.
However, what I have been finding is that I'm able to follow God more consistently.
And I think that I think that drinking was too important in my life and too much a part of my life to where I genuinely believe that my life is operating more smoothly and better.
And I have more energy.
I feel like more clear-minded, et cetera, by not regularly socially drinking.
I didn't say I never drink again.
I'm not making any claims.
I'm just like, I'm just learning that it's not good to be controlled by anything.
And if like Friday comes around and like my first instinct is like, let's just drink.
Then I'm like, my Fridays are now controlled.
It's a bad habit, right?
To be drinking that much.
So I have found it to be better.
However, I will tell you this.
Not drinking life is kind of fucking boring too.
That's a truthful statement.
unidentified
But that's the issue.
elijah schaffer
That also could be autism too, because I just have a hard time relating to people.
You know what I mean?
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that could just be clearly autism.
I have a hard time discussing and like getting like having a real discussion with people.
luke guard
That's the whole issue, I think.
That's the whole idea that you need something to have fun.
So what you're saying is like that, that's that complaint of people that need whatever it is to enjoy life.
You know, I need crack because it's boring.
I'm bored without crack, you know?
And when I used to go clubbing, everyone I was with needed ekies to go clubbing.
Like they couldn't even drink anymore.
That was too boring.
It was ekies.
Ecstasy, right?
If you didn't have ekies, then what?
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
What's the point of anything?
So to have fun without needing anything extra, that's like the key to life from what little that I know and understand, I suppose.
elijah schaffer
Real fast, Riley says, Elijah read my asshole comment because he likes his licked, but wouldn't expect his wife to do it because she belongs in the wife box.
Hoes are in the ass licking box.
You don't know.
luke guard
This chat's gonna try.
unidentified
I know that Rumble Chat sounds good.
luke guard
They are on their drinking.
They're drinking.
elijah schaffer
I do love it.
luke guard
I want to see some helmet memes, bro.
elijah schaffer
They're saying Elijah needs a drinking episode once a month.
That's true.
We don't need that anymore.
luke guard
You don't need it.
The strength comes in what you don't need.
Does that make sense?
I think that does.
elijah schaffer
I do miss it a bit, though.
I will be honest.
I do miss having some drinks with the boys.
I really do.
I really do miss it.
But I also, and I'm not against, and I'm actually not at a point where I'm against drinking, but I will tell you this.
And this is a statement I've told many people that even James Klug agreed with me on this one.
Is every time I drink, and most of the times when I drink, I don't get into any trouble and nothing bad happens.
But every time I've gotten into trouble and something bad has happened, I was drinking.
So there's like a difference, right?
In terms of like, it's not, I'm not coming out against alcohol and telling people, hey, when you drink, you're going to go do something bad.
But here's what I'll tell you.
I have a lot of friends who drink a lot and I have a lot of family members who drink a lot and they do get into trouble and they do end up at strip clubs and they do end up doing blow and they do end up doing crazy wild things.
They end up looking at porn or anything's wild or just binge eating, right?
They like fuck up their whole diet and stuff.
And what is usually when that happens, what are they doing?
Drinking.
And if that's what you're trying to do, if that's what you want to do with your life, then whatever.
I'm not going to knock you.
You have freedom to do it.
But it's harder to be consistent, even when you're getting drunk once a week, it's hard to be consistent in your goals when you're even getting, now some people just really casually lightly drink, like.
Like they're just like, they just want a glass of wine on Fridays.
I don't, then that's you.
But what's the point of that?
You know, let's at least have three.
If we're going to drink, let's get buzzed and let's like talk shit and smoke cigars and have a good time and like talk about aliens and why people have feet fetishes and if people can get orgasms from sucking toes.
I want real conversations.
Who's sucking toes?
I want to know.
You know what I mean?
It's fun.
luke guard
It's fun being drunk and being high and all of that stuff.
But, you know, it is a pretty serious for me because I used to live like that and I don't now.
So like I have a really strong perspective against it because that's kind of what I needed to have to do what I'm doing now.
Otherwise I wouldn't be able to do it.
You know what I mean?
And like being a Christian is another real passion of mine to try and be a Christian.
I think it's important that we try.
And so it just makes it harder.
In my view, it makes it more difficult to be a Christian drinking.
It's like there's more obstacles in front of you, right?
You can you can have a difficult time.
elijah schaffer
But some people really do drink.
See, the thing with alcohol and the reason why I don't knock it is because like there are some people that I know that really like my brother-in-law, my sister's new husband, he like doesn't really like to drink.
And he like will occasionally just have like a beer or two and just like whatever and doesn't drink often.
And if that's you and you don't, you're not someone that forms habits.
I'm a habit forming person.
So like I either do something or I don't.
Like I'm not the kind of person if I if I'm drinking, we're probably drinking every weekend.
Like that's a shout out.
Probably some weekdays too.
If I'm not drinking, then I'm just not.
But I'm not going to be like, oh yeah, I'm just going to drink once a month when someone, like I liked, I like it.
And I don't care.
I hate when people try to pretend like that with drinking too.
Like, oh, I don't really like drinking.
It's like, do you know, I think it's like something like 70% of people underestimate how much they drink or when they're asked, they say that it's less than it is.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, how much did you have at the wedding?
Oh, a glass of wine, but it was three.
You know what I mean?
People always under, they don't want to sound like they're alcoholics or whatever.
I don't care.
My name is Elijah Schaefer and I like to party, right?
So we all know that.
But the key thing is, is like, is like I'm 30 now and my buddy Sal, one of my mentors, spoke to me.
And you know what he told me?
It really, really woke me up.
And it stopped me from drinking a couple times recently when I was like, because it's not like it's like, oh, I got to go drink or I'm craving.
It's like, you know, you're just out, like, I'm out at the beach here.
I'm sitting there and I'm bored.
And I'm like, ah, I'm going to go grab some beers.
Like, that just comes in my head.
Like, go grab a beer.
But he told me this.
He was like, you know what?
How many fucked up things have you done in your life?
And I'm like, oh, the ton.
Like, I like, yeah, a ton.
Like, I'm a moron.
Like, I'm an absolute idiot.
Like, I've just done so many stupid shit.
And he's like, he's like, how many times did you do stupid shit and you were drunk?
I was like, probably, like, mostly every time, like 90% of the times I was drunk.
And he goes, right.
So, so here's the deal.
Do you want your kid to see you drunk?
Do you want your kid, like, do you, when you look at your kid, do you want to have to apologize to your kid because you did something drunk and you, you know, ruined your family?
You caused a problem.
You humiliated some, yourself, you embarrassed him.
Like, like, what are the chances that you're going to run to problems in your marriage?
And I go, 100%.
He goes, right, with or without alcohol, right?
unidentified
I go, yeah.
elijah schaffer
He goes, what's the problems?
What are the chances you're going to do something that's going to fail your child?
I said, 100%.
Like, something will happen.
He goes, what's the chance that you're going to go through a difficulty financially?
I said, oh, probably 100%.
Like, who knows, right?
A crazy emergency, economy crashes.
Something's going to happen.
I mean, every millionaire has gone broke like three times on average.
I go, 100%.
He goes, right, right.
So all those things are going to happen because of the course of life and the fallen nature of humanity.
But will your son resent you for honest, for honest issues or honest problems that could happen?
No, he won't.
He goes, but what if you made mistakes out of something you could control and they were repeated?
Could your son resent you then?
And I go, yeah, he could.
He goes, don't let your son resent you.
And don't let your son resent you.
And so next time that you want to go get back into bad habits and you want to pick up drinking again or you want to get back into it, think about your son and look your son in the eye and say, when he goes up, say, you know what?
I might have made mistakes.
I might not have been perfect.
And there might have been things I could have done better.
But every chance I had to make things better, I did.
And everything I had control over, I took and I tried my best.
And if you didn't try your best, then you can never look your son in the eyes, honestly, and say that.
But you want to make sure you're passing down legacy, that you're passing down honor, that you're passing down wisdom, and that you're not living your life for yourself anymore.
It's not about how I can relax, how I can feel good.
You've got a son to live through.
luke guard
That's a good insane.
elijah schaffer
And you've got a wife that's in front of you.
And you've got to get your shit together.
And you've got to not fuck up and be an idiot.
And you got to work that out.
And as a man, that's just true, right?
I just, you can't live for yourself.
I got a son now, right?
I got a little freaking baby E that lives.
It's not that I'm talking shit to people that that that are, but it's like I'd like to party, You know, I like to go to Vegas, I like to let loose, I like to, I enjoy those things, and God never asked us not to like to do them.
He said to like to love me more, to do things out of your love for me and to do things out of your love and I and I don't believe your whole life has to be like, oh well, I'm just now, I'm not sinning.
It's like no, you start to love God more, to where his love for your love for him outweighs your desire for the world.
Yeah, and so again, I'm not knocking people.
Your issue might just be Facebook or something.
I don't know.
It's like an idol in your life and you need to get off there.
I'm just saying for me, I like to party.
I like to hang out.
I like to have fun.
I like to drink.
I like to do these things.
But it leads to an inconsistent spiritual life.
And it's led me to make some reckless decisions throughout my life.
I mean, I went to jail, right?
For DUI when I was like 21, right?
I mean, I should, I've paid the consequences.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
The whole, the whole culture is problematic.
You know, drinking in Australia definitely is.
Right.
elijah schaffer
Dude, everyone's a drunk here.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So they love drinking here.
luke guard
The culture, you look at it and it's like, bro, this is pretty bad.
I mean, if you're going to participate and go along with like alcohol as a Christian, I think it kind of contradicts what you believe in a way because like there's nothing wrong with having a beer and then there's nothing wrong, I suppose, with going going to a pub and having a beer or maybe two and then going to a club and maybe having four.
And it's weird, like for me, with the way I think, like you've got to, you've got to, I don't know, develop an ideology that has like you don't need something to enjoy life.
And that's what it is.
It's kind of like, it's limiting.
I feel like it's limiting that I need that to enjoy myself.
And ideally, in the ideal world, like why have something external for enjoyment?
Why can't I just think and be happy, right?
Instead of needing something to kind of like mask reality in a way, it's kind of what it does.
So I can enjoy life more.
So I think it's kind of about control and control over your mind and the control that it has over you and the responsibility you have maybe to your surroundings like your family, obviously, your son, and also more importantly, God, right?
And what he asks us to do and how he asks us to act.
And it just makes it that harder to do.
elijah schaffer
Well, they said here too in the chat, one of the interesting things is like they said, yeah, your life is what it reflects what you put into it.
So like if you're, if you're adding chaos and your life will be chaos.
And like, like, so, yeah, I mean, and again, like, I'm not, I'm not even, I'm not even like claiming like some sort of like sobriety or anything.
Like, I didn't, I didn't set out to be sober or anything.
I just was like, I just wanted my, I just wanted better people in my life.
I wanted more consistency.
And I wanted to feel more at home.
And so being around family here and like getting, helping my wife, you know, get around her family, there's a lot of aspects to that.
And, you know, I'm not living here long term.
That's not my plan.
You think so?
I'm not living here long term.
I don't like this country very much.
I really don't.
Australia is not a place to live.
It literally, I cannot live here very long.
It's like living in a Kmart.
It's like, you won't want to live there, right?
So I'm not trying to stay here long term, but I will say, you know, while I'm here, it's like I wanted to connect back with family.
My family fell apart.
I don't have a close family, right?
It's really sad what happened to my family.
But, you know, like, I don't, I don't have a well-connected family.
And, you know, I don't, I don't have a lot.
I don't have much going for me back in the U.S. in terms of like relationships with family.
So, you know, that's not like my fault.
It's not my fault at all.
Just once my mom died, everything sort of collapsed.
And it's just, it broke everybody, man.
That was fucked up.
But flipping over, it's like, it's like being out here.
It's like, yeah, but one of those things is too is like, I just want to like wake up refreshed.
And I've been taking magnesium glycinate and Oshwaganda.
I'm back.
After having the kid, I'm back in the gym too, which is good.
Sweet and um and you know eating healthy, but I'm saying eating healthy, like these are all things that are that are that are vital in terms of like that that overall uh that overall direction.
But I love how people on the internet are so defensive.
Like if you just say like, oh, I'm happy that I don't need to be drinking anymore on the weekends to have a good weekend, and then people go like, oh, you hypocrite, you were drinking.
I didn't even say, I didn't even say I don't drink.
I didn't even say I don't drink.
And I didn't even say the drinking was bad.
I said, I like that I don't have to be drinking to enjoy the weekend because for like 15 years of my life, that's what I did.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's nice to not have to do that.
It's nice to not wake up on Sundays with hangovers.
It's nice.
But also too, you know, it does, it is different because when you've drank for 15 years and you've had a good time and everything was always about being jolly and hanging out, you know, I think I was reading 40% of English people have alcohol use disorder.
They have a genetic alcoholism, like almost half the population.
And like over 60% of the population abuses alcohol.
Like it's normal to abuse alcohol.
It's part of the culture.
It's very fun, especially out here in Australia.
Abusing alcohol is, except for the lockout rules and the new bouncer rules.
I'm sure like 10 years ago, it was more fun to drink out here than it is now.
luke guard
That's when I was drinking.
And yes.
So you could go clubbing till six.
That's everywhere in America.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, just in Miami and Vegas.
luke guard
Well, yeah, till six.
So that was kind of maybe New York.
elijah schaffer
There's a couple clubs in New York too.
luke guard
You walk out of the club and it's daytime.
That was cool.
I remember that.
But also not that cool because what a waste of a life, right?
You just piss it up a wall.
So yeah, what you're saying is interesting because like, what, 15 years you were doing it?
And it's like, is that a trap or what?
Like, that's a trap, bro.
And it's kind of a big trap because you're enjoying it.
Like, a trap wouldn't be a trap.
You wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't enjoyable.
But like, it really is, it inhibits life.
And now when you're able to make the choice against it, you can't even do that properly, right?
People struggle to do that properly because of the trap that you were in for so long.
elijah schaffer
So yeah, I struggle with it a bit.
luke guard
It's an interesting concept.
elijah schaffer
I struggle with it a bit.
Like, I'll walk around and be like, yeah, like, I'm so, there's so much pattern.
People don't realize this.
This is a, anyone, does anyone look at porn in the chat?
Do you guys look at porn?
Like, regularly, irregularly?
I don't know.
I think I asked that last time.
I think a lot of people look at porn and don't want to admit it, but they do.
A lot of people look at porn.
I saw porn today, right?
I mean, I clicked on that girl's profile, right?
I mean, I'm just saying, I've seen porn today.
Like, whether you want to or not, you do see that kind of stuff.
So I've seen porn.
I've seen porn today, but I, but I, I'm, it's not good.
And I don't think porn is helpful.
I think it's very destructive to the individual mind.
Um, I think there's, I've learned a lot.
Like, I've learned a lot about porn from times of my life where I've looked at a lot of porn where like I just was like, my drive was gone.
I didn't like, I like had like energy issues and stuff like that.
And I find when you, like, from a purely non-spiritual perspective and just physical, when you're not looking at porn, you're just a sharper human being.
luke guard
It's true.
Yeah.
Scientifically, they've looked at it.
Like, the people that are watching porn, they can't perform well because of the, their mind is desensitized to the, to, like, to nudity, I suppose.
And, like, they won't even find typical women attractive anymore because, like, there's a slippery slope with porn.
Before you know it, you need to be looking at bestiality before anything like peaks your interest, right?
elijah schaffer
Midget porn?
luke guard
It's slippery.
elijah schaffer
There are some hot midgets out there, though.
I've seen some recently.
I'm not even into midgets.
There are some attractive midgets.
unidentified
There are.
elijah schaffer
Objectively.
luke guard
I think I've seen one.
I think you showed me one.
I was like, huh, there you go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
My timeline is weird.
It's very screwed up.
I didn't think midgets were hot, but then I saw a couple of hot midgets and I went, huh?
That's an interesting thing.
And then Kez is always getting on me.
I was like, I showed her one.
I said, do you think this woman's attractive?
And she goes, yeah.
And then I scrolled down and it was a midget, right?
And so then like, she was like, she was like, she was like, are you, is this something you're into?
I was like, no, I'm not into midgets.
I just like, this looks like a normal human being, but with like some sort of a small body.
But midget porn apparently is very popular because I watched an interview.
I don't know if it was No Jumper or one of these things.
It was a midget.
And she was making like $250,000 a week, I think.
luke guard
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
U.S., I think.
That was U.S. dollars.
$250,000 a week on Midget OnlyFans.
luke guard
I think the stranger it is, the more profitable it probably is too.
Because people are going away from the traditional idea of sex to like to like every twisted version that exists now, right?
unidentified
Y'all are talking like this.
luke guard
Yeah, exactly.
People love it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, sorry.
That was everyone.
They're pretty, man.
luke guard
They're pretty.
There's nothing wrong with them.
elijah schaffer
There's nothing wrong with liking midgets.
Midgets are okay.
I'm so somber.
You know what's so unfortunate when the right-wing watch started clipping this show out?
One of the unfortunate parts of today's like today where I'm somber, my humor is the same, but no one can tell when I'm joking because I'm not laughing.
Usually I laugh at my own jokes like that.
But you know when I start like talking about, you know, midgets are really hot.
I like them.
And then people like, then all of a sudden it's just like this clip that someone shares everywhere.
It's like, Elijah's Linda Midgets, which is maybe it's true.
Who knows?
luke guard
Yeah, you got to be careful.
Everything's sarcastic.
elijah schaffer
I don't care if it's, I don't care if it's people think I'm into midgets.
That's cool.
Elijah's into midgets?
That's new.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
You do it well, bro.
You do it well.
elijah schaffer
Didn't I tell you we could literally talk about anything we want today?
I was like, yeah, we're really behind on the whole production, the whole studio show.
That's good.
luke guard
We're talking about the Bible.
unidentified
Love it.
elijah schaffer
And midgets.
This is the only podcast where we're talking about following God and whether midgets are hot in the same conversation.
unidentified
It's pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Midgets in Jesus Christ is what Slightly Offensive is all about.
Elijah can stop himself with that clip.
Yeah, that's true.
Midgets down under.
Midgets are the best.
All right.
I think that's where we probably cut the show today.
We need to go get some lunch and I'm going to get working on this studio.
luke guard
Banana bread.
elijah schaffer
We're going to get some banana bread.
Yes.
I do want to know how you guys are doing.
By the way, to all of you guys who are over at the locals, we will have locals only segments.
I just need to get the show.
Whenever we have segments, we're back on there.
Someone said, I always wondered if you have sex with a midget and put her on your dick and spin her, would she keep spinning?
Nice.
Probably not.
That's not how physics works.
Although, you know what I was curious about?
I'll be completely honest.
So this is, I probably shouldn't be sharing this in the show.
I'm getting back to myself, right?
So I've always been too, too honest on this show, always.
And I'm back to myself because I'm just like, I don't care anymore.
I'm just going to be, this is where my mind's at.
I did see this video of this guy helping this girl.
Very pretty girl, but she had no legs.
So she had a bikini on.
She had no legs.
And she was attractive, right?
She was an elf.
She was from Lord of the Rings.
People called her Legolas, right?
So she had no legs.
And the comments pointed this out.
They said, but she has all the right bits.
I'd still make children with her.
And somebody commented what that person just commented.
They said, imagine if you spun her around, would she stop spinning?
So this is the second time I've read that comment.
Didn't know this was a thing.
But I'll leave you with a very important question, Luke, and I'll let you end on this.
Are you curious what that is?
A woman with no legs, a hot woman with no legs?
Is the experience regular or not?
Do you need legs?
Does your wife need legs?
Is that a necessity?
Are you ableist?
luke guard
No, you don't need it.
Obviously.
What do I know about that stuff, bro?
I stopped doing that 10 years ago.
I don't know anything about that idea.
elijah schaffer
Sex.
luke guard
Wrong person to ask.
elijah schaffer
Oh, this show is completely deteriorated at the end.
I know.
You're doing the no fap, right?
luke guard
No fap.
No sex.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No fap, no sex.
luke guard
No porn.
elijah schaffer
No porn.
luke guard
Yeah.
unidentified
So that's what I'm doing.
elijah schaffer
The only meat you're beating is a top sirloin or dude.
unidentified
Wait.
elijah schaffer
Oh, can we talk about this real fast?
unidentified
What the?
What are they?
elijah schaffer
Why are the steaks named differently in this country to where I can't know what I'm buying?
luke guard
Are they?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Like your ribeye is a scotch?
Scotch steak?
Or how about like rump steak?
luke guard
No, we still have ribeye.
Still have ribeye.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's still like something French.
Like they always have some stupid names.
Dude, they have names here, bro.
luke guard
What name do you have that we don't have?
elijah schaffer
It's just like New York Strip.
Come on.
luke guard
I think we have that.
No, it's not what they call a sirloin.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but they're not called, but they're not, but they're not.
They don't even say in the store in Woolly's and stuff.
They have weird names.
Like oyster blade steaks and all this stuff.
Yes.
They're weird names.
They don't have America.
Like, I don't know what I'm buying.
They're like, oh, yeah, mate.
The oysters IF.
You want to get the oysters a half off?
And you're like, I don't know what that is.
I don't know what an oyster steak is.
And I buy it and I'm like, sometimes surprised.
Like, oh, this is pretty good.
And then the time I'm like, oh, this is a shitty steak.
But I don't know what an oyster blade is.
I don't know what that means.
luke guard
You go into Wooly's for steak.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what that means.
unidentified
Where am I supposed to go for steak?
elijah schaffer
Oh, to the butcher, to the butcher.
Where's the butcher?
luke guard
Everywhere.
elijah schaffer
Outside Woolley's, that butcher?
They have better steaks at the butcher.
luke guard
Yeah, man.
No one goes to Woolly's or Crolls for me.
You don't do it.
elijah schaffer
Why would I?
How would I?
I don't live here.
I don't know what's going on.
unidentified
No, I don't.
elijah schaffer
I don't actually live here.
luke guard
Costco, you got Tomahawk.
elijah schaffer
There's a giant studio behind you.
That's actually not a bad shot for the show, huh?
It's pretty good.
He has a cinematic camera.
This guy's got a way better setup than me.
Like, I have a shitty camera.
It's washed out.
And like this shot.
And this guy's got a cinematic camera.
He's got a better camera than me that I never used in a long time.
That's a nice camera he's got.
Can we get that's a pretty nice camera?
Also, Riley said, I know you understand my box brain joke about men.
It was just for you.
Yeah, I really do love it.
I would like to know this.
If you get your booty hole licked by your wife, is it gay?
Ones for yes, twos for no.
We'll end on that question for the chat.
Since we're mostly a guys, right?
Ones for, is it?
Is it weird?
Or is it gay if you liked it?
unidentified
So weird.
luke guard
I would never do it.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what she was saying.
That's what the chat was talking about.
I didn't bring it up.
I don't bring that up on my show.
That's freaking weird.
One if it's gay, 1.5.
Someone said 1.5.
Someone said 1.5, 1.5.
One, two, two if it's not gay.
One, one.
luke guard
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're finding this out.
luke guard
One is not gay.
elijah schaffer
No, one is gay, I think.
luke guard
You're going to get a lot of twos.
elijah schaffer
Someone says weird and gay.
It's great.
So we have a mix.
It's not gay, just disgusting.
Two.
Some people like it.
Some people are into that.
All right.
Well, that had nothing to do with anything.
Would you allow it?
Would you let a girl lick your booty hole?
luke guard
No.
elijah schaffer
Even if you were drunk?
luke guard
No.
elijah schaffer
What if she was really into it?
What if she was really?
What if she said, Luke?
luke guard
Just a pee-pee touch.
That's all I need.
elijah schaffer
What if she said, what if she said, Luke, I just have this thing.
She's your hot wife, right?
How does your wife look?
What is your ideal woman?
unidentified
If I had to tell you, what does a woman look like?
elijah schaffer
What does a woman look like?
I'm giving you a scenario here.
I want to know a yes.
Look, I'm learning how to have conversations I've had when I'm drinking, not drinking.
So we're having them now, okay?
I'm learning how to be myself, not drinking.
And so I want to know this.
I want to know.
It's late at night.
It's a Monday night.
Okay.
Your wife is home.
Okay, it's your first night.
You're coming home from your wedding.
You take a shower together, clean her down, she cleans you down.
You get into every crack and crevice.
I don't need to get into detail.
You're all sanitary.
Okay.
And we won't get into the details, but she's going to work on you.
And this is the foreplay.
And she happens to go a little deep.
And it happens.
What do you say?
What?
It's your wedding night, imagine.
And you're like, oh, bows to like kind of buzz, right?
You're wearing that yellow champagne.
You messed up.
You're trying to eat apple cider, but you accidentally had the champagne.
And you went there and she just goes, and she tongues the fart box.
What happens?
What do you do?
I'm not asking.
She went for it.
She went for it.
Because girls do stuff like that.
They'll slip a finger in.
They'll do stuff.
Girls will go for it.
They like to go for it.
Bend over and they'll try to stick their finger up your butt.
luke guard
Girls do that stuff.
elijah schaffer
What would you do?
luke guard
I'd save her from the indignity and stop her.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
It happened.
You can't save her.
It's occurred.
It occurred.
So she occurred.
Tongue, you felt it.
Boom.
What do you do next?
What's your response?
You're on the table.
Here we go.
luke guard
Get out of there.
You get out of there, bro.
You get out of there.
elijah schaffer
You're married.
It's your wedding night.
luke guard
You get out of that zone.
You know, the zone.
You just pull back.
You retreat.
You know?
You just take action.
You wouldn't let it continue.
You don't just wait for more.
Do you?
No.
No.
I don't need it.
I'm easily pleased.
I don't need anything like that.
unidentified
I love how people are like, I love people like, what is going on here?
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I don't want my finger nor my tongue anywhere near.
Dude, here's the thing.
I don't want my finger or my tongue near my own butthole.
So that's the key thing.
And I don't expect anyone else to do it.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
luke guard
like i think i think that's an interesting thing like i think it's so deprived sexually bro that all i need is just the bare minimum And that's like, that exceeds what is enough.
You know what I mean?
I don't need this crazy, like, you don't need toys.
I don't need whips.
I don't need...
What else can you have?
Heaps of crazy stuff.
Yeah, I don't need, I just need generic, missionary, good old-fashioned sex.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, usually girls are that are like virgins and like normal.
They want like normal sex.
They don't want you.
They don't want that weird shit.
They don't want all the crazy shit.
But sometimes they're freaky too, which is also true.
You can't really judge someone because you never know their past as well.
And you never really know.
But it's true.
Like that person said, the hoes are for the streets.
But they say they want a lady in the streets and a hoe in the sheets.
But I don't really know if women who, like, have you ever met non-perverted women, which is, which is very rare today, right?
Non-perverted women.
Like, like women who don't look at porn, who are grossed out by porn.
That's a key factor.
Women who are grossed, the Kez is grossed out by porn.
It shouldn't not look at it like a guy because it's wrong.
Like where a guy, like, because a guy might, a guy still wants to see a naked chick, but doesn't do it because it's, he's, he's saying, okay, this is not the right thing to do.
But girls naturally shouldn't like porn.
Like, that's not a, that's a, that's a weird thing today.
Because girls shouldn't associate sex with like just pleasure alone.
Like it should be connected with with also with like romance and relationship.
Like women's sex drive is different.
Women just being horny and just wanting dick and being obsessed with dick is a very hoe mentality, right?
luke guard
They don't care too much about the visual, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, no, they do, but I meant like there's, there's just more involved.
Like you got, that's why you'll see ugly guys with hot girls, but you won't see the opposite.
luke guard
True.
elijah schaffer
You're not going to see good-looking guys with ugly chicks usually.
Yeah, yeah.
Except for the fact that some married men take care of themselves and their wives let themselves go, and that's super wrong.
That's just, that's horrible.
luke guard
I see that a lot.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
A lot of that.
But yeah, I do know.
I do know girls that are, like you were saying before.
Do you think like virgins are more like that?
unidentified
They're less like freaks.
luke guard
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I think they're just more trainable.
So whatever precedent you set.
I think virgins is what you set for them.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I think if you marry a virgin, it's the standards that you place.
But I also think that there's no need to push your perversions on other people, even if you're married.
Like, I think, I think if you're like, and that's part of like the idea, but it's also the, the, the marriage bed is undefiled.
I'm not a conservative, but I'm also not like, I'm not as freaky as some people are out there.
There are some people I know that are conservative that are very, very freaky.
And I'm shocked sometimes when I hear their stories.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
They have like baldos and stuff.
You know what I mean?
That's pretty crazy.
unidentified
Huh?
elijah schaffer
Baldos?
luke guard
Baldos.
elijah schaffer
Do they have Baldos?
I'm not a Baldo kind of guy.
Some YouTuber out there said that I get pegged.
I haven't yet.
But maybe, maybe I would.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
No, I'd have never had.
Nick Ricada told me, we had a conversation with him.
We were drinking whiskey in the back of my beamer back in Texas.
Very fun time.
luke guard
You both are in the back of it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because I wasn't driving because we were drinking.
And then we had a conversation because he had a friend or whatever.
And something stuck with me about pegging that I thought was interesting.
That reminded me of Adam 22's situation.
You know, Adam 22, the cucking.
So one of the things that stuck with me where he said, he said that he had a friend who tried pegging with his girlfriend.
I think it was his girlfriend.
And she lost all respect.
Like, when a girl sees a guy getting penetrated anally, it creates a hierarchy disruption.
luke guard
There you go.
elijah schaffer
And it causes problems.
And that's what I think the cucking was too.
With Adam 22 and the cucking, someone asked me why I'm following the story.
I find it to be very interesting.
luke guard
Me too.
elijah schaffer
But because I think it's not interesting that he cucked his wife.
It's the cope afterwards that's interesting to me.
And I don't like prying into people's private lives.
I think it's interesting.
Like if he's just having a swinger and his wife gets cucked, I don't want to know about it.
But they're like promoting it, right?
This is like a public thing.
So very different.
But it's like him, you know, being like now telling other guys.
Like, I don't know if you saw the interview with the black guy who had sex with his wife said on air.
unidentified
You know what?
I did.
I saw it.
elijah schaffer
She had better sex than he was better than Adam.
luke guard
Bro, I saw him because it was like, this is crazy.
I can't believe it was the interview.
And they're all talking together.
And I had to turn it off.
It was too much.
It's too weird.
It was too awkward.
And they're just like full steam ahead.
This guy, Adam, is just promoting it.
Is that what it is?
Like, if you're just confident about what happened, it's less embarrassing.
Is that kind of what he's playing at?
I don't know, but that's pretty weird that you're okay with it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but no, but he said that he had sex with his wife better than him.
So that he was better.
And she said that he stretched out her vagina more than, and it hurt for days.
And it was awkward between them when she was saying, oh, it hurts.
Because when you've ever had sex with girls, especially if you're like, like, like, like you're married to like, you know, a saint like I am or somebody, you would know a lot of times sex can be painful for for for women initially, right?
When they first like lose their virginity, right?
And if you don't get a girl in the mood too, like if you don't get a girl in the mood and you don't have like foreplay and you don't do all these things, they can also be really tight.
Like that's why a lot of guys are always like, oh, she was so tight.
It probably means you didn't work her up enough.
I'm being completely honest.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Guys are like, dude, she was so tight.
Like you don't even understand.
It's like, that doesn't mean she ain't a hoe.
Even hoes, even hoes can be tight.
You just didn't do enough foreplay or you didn't like arouse her enough.
She's not aroused, right?
When they're tight, they're not aroused.
Because even when they're virgins or anything, like they, it's a, it's a, it's a muscle, right?
So you have this elasticity and it can change.
So it's like, it's like funny when guys are like, bro, she was so tight.
She was so tight.
When you're like 15, you're like, oh, it means you don't know how to have sex.
Anyway, I do find that to be interesting, though, in these questions of like where sex has become such a public thing for people and why people think they can talk about, like, like why they talk about their own, like, why they film themselves having sex.
Like, I don't understand that.
Like, letting your wife film herself getting banged by another guy, that's a step way deeper than letting even a guy bang your wife.
luke guard
They're not going to stay together.
elijah schaffer
No, they won't.
And then the cope, too.
Like, I love it when men bang my wife.
luke guard
You're like, no way, bro.
elijah schaffer
You love that?
That's weird.
luke guard
He's lying.
elijah schaffer
It's a weird saga.
luke guard
He's lying.
It's so twisted because it's like, is anyone going along with it?
Is anyone buying it?
We're talking about how it's like a total liar.
People going, yeah, this is cool.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Because I would think that's what they're kind of trying to promote there.
Just this twisted idea of like relationships.
And that's what I think about bigger picture, right?
That's just you don't commit and commitment.
Marriage is garbage and whatever.
elijah schaffer
We don't kink shame on the show.
I just gotta say.
People say we said should kink shame.
I don't kink shame on the show.
But I do find profiting off of other men having sex with your husband and then saying that you want more men to have sex with your wife.
luke guard
It's beyond kink.
It's beyond kinks.
elijah schaffer
That's not kink anymore.
That's just like weird.
That's like commerce.
That's sex work, right?
That's like prostitution.
It's not prostituting your wife.
luke guard
It's not even kink shame.
elijah schaffer
I don't think that's kink.
luke guard
No, because you're married, you know?
And so, like, what I believe about marriage based on the Bible being Christian, like, you believe like it's, it's a sanctified union.
So then it's beyond kink.
unidentified
It's like, yeah, you know, I didn't, it's like, I didn't know cucking, but see, here's it.
elijah schaffer
Here's it.
We'll end with this.
I didn't know cucking.
Okay, so I think I mentioned some of the last thing.
Until I had Jack Murphy on my show, I didn't know, like, because I'm like from LA and I, like, I, I, I still, I don't fit in with the conservative world.
I never have.
I'm a little too blunt and honest to like get triggered by everything.
And I like to troll people and I'll never be accepted.
But the funny thing is, is like I didn't, I don't, I didn't know anything about the red pill community, the masculine community, and I didn't know cucking was such a big deal.
Like, I know people do cucking stuff, right?
Destiny, that's like, they do, like, they do that stuff, I think, right?
With his wife.
Or maybe he says it's not a cuck because it's an open relationship, which is different.
So he, like, voluntary.
I don't know what the difference.
I don't know what the difference between an open relationship and a cucking is.
I guess one you watch and the other one you join in.
luke guard
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Okay, but until I had Jack Murphy on my show, I didn't know cucking was like this, not only not like a real thing, but I didn't, I guess I'm too innocent.
I didn't know it was like this thing where it's like, it was like the worst thing for people because I don't think I've ever met anyone who's admitted to me they did that.
Like I'm sure someone has.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like I like I know people do things.
I've just never had people admit it.
Like there's a difference between going to a furry convention and being kind of ashamed and keeping it a secret versus like making your profile about furries and being a proud furry.
luke guard
Oh, okay.
It's like cucking Zeminia and being proud of it.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying like I know cucking's real because I know people do stuff like that.
I just didn't know that like people wrote about it and talked about it.
And like I didn't know this was like the cucking article.
I didn't know this was like a thing that people like discussed.
Right.
So I didn't know that there was this community of like masculine red pills where cucking apparently is like the worst thing and you lose all respect for the guy if he's cucked.
And that's that's like a hands down it.
Okay.
So I just don't come from this world.
So I don't like people say, well, do you respect a guy who's cucked?
I'm like, well, I hadn't thought about it because I'd never met anyone who was.
I didn't think like I thought it was a porn thing.
I thought it was like just like a fake.
You know what I mean?
Like having sex with my stepsister, right?
Like I'm sitting in a chair masturbating to someone having sex with my wife.
I figured that was like a just like that's not really his wife, right?
Like, you figured that was like people acting like incest porn type of thing.
luke guard
That's believable.
elijah schaffer
That's but turns out it's a huge movement.
And guys really like seeing their wives get banged, which means like by other dudes.
That's a real thing.
luke guard
Bro, this is exactly what's yeah, what's being pushed on us all because this is just the war against masculinity and like traditional marriage and all of that.
So, yeah, totally believable that they're trying to promote this, and that's a huge movement because masculinity is demonized and femininity is promoted, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I like what someone said here.
They said, I'll let my dog have sex with my wife, but not another man.
Hell no.
All right, we'll end it there.
You can follow Luke.
Where do people find you and follow you, Luke?
luke guard
LukeGuard86.
That's it.
Instagram?
Probably.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Thanks guys for watching.
I know this was a weird episode, and we just went and extended a live stream for a very long time.
I do want to see if there's anybody left any super chats in the locals.
Oh, you did, but it's not letting me open them.
I'll try one more time.
Thanks, guys, for watching.
I told you we just read the one Rumble chat that was really good as well today.
I don't think we had any other ones.
Sorry about the problems today.
Those shouldn't be here Wednesday.
And we'll have there.
Someone said Elijah just coomed.
What is this?
Elijah just coombed.
I don't even know what that means.
I think that means, oh, I'm like, I'm into porn.
No, I just thought I know what porn is.
I know what a cuck was.
I've looked at a lot of porn in my life, like growing up.
I didn't know porn was bad.
When I was a teenager, I thought porn was good.
I was told it was healthy for me.
I'm not even joking.
Like, you know, they said, like, masturbating, porn is a part of life.
Like, I just believed it.
Remember, I used to be agnostic, too.
So I haven't been a very agnostic.
So I didn't used to believe in Christ or God.
And so I've been undoing that.
But I don't definitely don't think, I definitely don't think porn is good.
I just think that it's integrated into our society to such an extent that you don't even know what porn is anymore.
luke guard
It's been normalized, just like everything else.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I don't think you even know.
Like what's considered porn now?
Like you can go follow some surfing pages and watch Girls and Thongs surf.
And that would have been considered porn 50 years ago or 70 years ago.
So I'm just saying.
Just saying, who knows?
Yeah, when I was a teenager, I never watched porn every day.
I said, I've never been like an everyday kind of person.
But when I was a teenager, I was told that porn, I was from LA, and I just thought porn was part of life.
It's crazy.
luke guard
Part of life.
elijah schaffer
I think the chat is, people are fucking weird in the chat all the time, too.
It's like, wow, Elijah used to think differently than he does now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Yes, I did.
Believe it or not, 14-year-old Elijah was kind of more retarded.
It's hard to believe, right, that you could be more retarded than you are now.
luke guard
Do you ever think that?
elijah schaffer
Like, I'm retarded now, but I was a retarded then too, but more retarded.
luke guard
You're becoming less retarded.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm still retarded, but I can't believe I always like.
I can't believe there were points in my life where I was more retarded than I am now.
luke guard
Oh, totally believable.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
luke guard
To me, yeah.
You're supposed to get better over time, right?
That's how it goes.
Not downhill.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
You're doing it.
elijah schaffer
We're doing it.
All right, guys.
Have a good night.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
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