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June 13, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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INSANE Adult Show at WHITE HOUSE...WTF

This pride month just gets weirder every single day. Joe Biden says he is fighting for the transjesters, then proceeds to allow T-people to remove their tops for tiktok on the White House Lawn. So bizarre! Then we announce we are a nation of pride with gay flags all over the White House. California says 7 year olds have the right to transition & begins counting "being gay" as an infertility issue, says insurance should cover costs of surrogacy. It just goes downhill from here, but we gotta discuss it in real time! Join us for a crazy episode. ________________________________________________________________ WATCH THE NEW STREET VIDEO HERE: https://youtu.be/2KuOGzBFC8E ________________________________________________________________ Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩SPONSOR ⇩Show more MY PATRIOT SUPPLY: Listeners of Slightly Offensive will get 10% their first order of survival food that lasts 25 years right now at https://4patriots.com by using code OFFENSIVE1 ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩ WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩ APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS: [email protected] ➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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Well, it's Pride Month at the White House.
Checking in, though it's bad quality sound on what Biden's fighting for.
Let's hear what he had to say.
As Commander-in-Chief, always proud to have ended the ban on transgestion Americans, transgender Americans serving in the United States military.
And congratulations to all the transgesters.
It is one giant joke.
There was an insane adult show at the White House.
Things are getting crazy.
It's approximately 10:15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Let's get down.
Congratulations to all the transgester Americans.
We love you.
We salute you.
You did it, guys.
Did it.
Congratulations, transgester Americans.
If you're just joining the show, though, like I mentioned, it's bad audio quality.
President Joe Biden had a pride event, celebrate Pride United States.
And there's nothing I was asking for more than this.
I mean, like, I mean, I did think maybe ending the war in Ukraine would be great, you know, because we just ended the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, basically, even though I think we're still technically in Afghanistan.
And then we are now in Ukraine.
But instead, we had a Pride Day, and it wasn't just celebrating the homosexuals, it was also celebrating transgenders, which we'll find out.
Transters.
As Commander in Chief, how is proud to have ended the ban on transgester Americans?
Yeah.
Transgester Americans.
He ended up.
From the King's Court to now the President's Palace.
Yeah.
Jesters everywhere have made it.
Yeah, the jesters are not in any problem.
What's really great though, I liked a Sargon of Akkad Carl Benjamin had said this picture I'm about to show that this will be used by future historians to explain the collapse of the United States.
Check this out.
This goes right on the screen here, full screen.
You're gonna have to probably exit here.
All right, cool.
You're gonna go full screen here.
It said today at the people's house, your house sends a clear message to the country and to the world.
America is a nation of pride.
And he went ahead and put a full screen picture up here of the new LGBTQ queer flag hanging in the outpost of the White House in front of the American flags, by the way, at the center of the entire thing and said, we are sending a message to the world.
We're a nation of pride.
And I just feel like that backfires and that doesn't communicate what he's trying to communicate when he says, we are a nation of pride.
It's sort of the problem.
I really do.
I think that's sort of the problem.
So I don't know what you guys think about this, but I feel like we're into some serious problems here when this is the area that we've moved into.
We're telling the world we're a nation of pride.
Now, it gets weirder because at the White House, we didn't just have a pride event.
We're going to find out very quickly and very soon that we also had a strip tease event.
We had transgesters stripping.
And before you, before YouTube tries to give me an age strike or whatever, there's no nudity.
There's nothing.
We're not showing anything.
And this was a family-friendly event at our nation's capital.
So you would expect it to also be a very quality event.
Am I right?
Yeah, of course.
This is what America is made of, I would imagine.
We're a nation of pride.
Let's get into this.
We got to look at what's going on in the Matrix.
The insanity doesn't end.
Let's check out what's happening at the transgester party at the white house It is kind of one giant joke The transgestor community, which we're now going to be calling them, is having a great time.
This is not the only top story we have today, but we started seeing some TikToks arise from the influencers that they invited to the event.
And I would just like to tell you, this is insane, but this is not doctor.
This is real from TikTok, from the White House, from the trans.
Is that a transgester?
Yeah, that is a transgester community member.
This is from TikTok, family-friendly, approved for children.
I remind you, this is on a children's app, marked for kids, not censored anywhere.
It was allowed to take place in the White House.
They gave him special permission for this.
This took place in public at our Capitol.
Don't you dare try to say that this isn't family friendly because there's nothing I want my kid to watch more than this.
Yeah, and he's here watching.
He's looking away, but I can take him out of his little sack and make him watch this.
Yeah.
And just so you guys know, I'm also building a bigger space here.
So give me some time because I'm building a new studio right now.
But check this out.
Welcome to the White House.
Thank you.
Can we take a little video?
Hi, Mr. President.
It is an honor.
France, right?
Okay.
That was exactly like when you're at an old person's home where you have to hold a hand like, hi, how are you?
Yes.
And can we just say this?
So let's start with this.
Because before we even break down this video, we have to begin by this freeze frame.
Okay.
We are not pointing out, and this is what people do, right?
They'll say, oh, this person is like associated with that person.
They'll find some picture from someone from 10 years ago shaking someone's hand at a dinner and try to associate them.
That's not, that would be kind of crazy because you might not know who you're meeting.
Yeah.
These people know who they're meeting.
Okay.
They say, hello, Mr. President.
And says, thank you for protecting the transgender community.
Clearly has a male voice.
He's smiling.
This is one of his body doubles, I think.
You can see the tape on the side of the head.
But this is a very clear and present meeting.
Now, what do you think happens next?
They kiss.
That's no, if it was Obama, they would be kissing.
Oh, sorry.
Did you see Tucker Carlson reference that he thinks Obama's gay?
Which is, yeah, Michelle's a man on his last monologue.
Oh, my God.
Really?
Yeah, he did.
He hinted at it.
But let's watch this.
This is so insane.
Watch what happens.
So they're here.
We have the transgender community.
It's a transgender.
It's a transgester.
And look what happens next.
It's a human right.
Are we talking at the White House?
What?
What?
Who are the bravest and most inspiring people I've ever knew?
That is...
It's like, you know how they take everything, like a nurse, for example, and then they make sexy nurse or any kind of, like, job career or whatever?
Now it's like attending the White House of the President of the United States, the most revered, respected office who control the world.
But transgender sexual addition, take our boobs out.
It's you show like if we didn't already know that we've lost complete respect for the highest office in the country by Joe Biden, now having a woman or man taking their boobs out and flapping them around shows that we have lost all complete respect.
There's no dignity.
There's not a certain way that you act when you're meeting someone, when you're in somebody's home, when you're in the official house of the United States.
It's just a whorehouse.
Yeah, it's really wild when I just look at something like this.
It's in front of the White House, by the way.
And it's not on the street.
It was on the lawn.
And this brings up a really important discussion that I had brought up to someone recently on Twitter.
Okay, I saw this tweet, and it's got to be the cringiest tweet I've literally probably ever seen in my entire life.
Was it yours?
Yeah, though, well, that's so mean.
But, no, it's these red pill guys that post stuff like, oh, look at this hot girl.
Like, I ejaculated in her tonight.
I didn't wear a condom.
Like, what do you think, boys?
And I go, and this other guy was like, was explaining, he's like, wow, I went home, like, I went to the club tonight and I went ahead and I found this girl.
She was someone's fiancé.
She felt guilty and I fucked her.
And it was amazing.
Feel bad for the fiancé or don't.
And then like under it, it was like, depending on how you react to this tweet, it's the litmus test.
If you're offended by it, then you're an incel.
And if you understand me, you're an alpha.
And I'm like, dude, who writes about where you're ejaculating on Twitter?
If you don't send it to five friends, you're not going to get the blessing.
Send this now.
Right, but I'm saying, but where did we, when did we get into the point that it is not only socially acceptable, but that people are voluntarily talking about their personal lives on Twitter, on the internet, and like this kind of stuff?
Like, why are we doing this in public?
And why is this a part of our life?
Because I'm a little bit different than a lot of like conservative people in the fact that there is a level where I've always thought, you know, people should have the right to live the way they want to.
But the more I've gotten into that thinking, the more I realized it's impossible because the way people want to live, it's not like there's a limit to it.
So when you go like, yeah, I'm okay with the LGBTQ people doing whatever they want in their bedroom.
Once you give them that, now they want to do it on the street.
And once you allow them on the street, then they want to do it in your schools.
And so it's like, while I would love for humanity to have some rationality to them and for humans for me to just say, yes, okay, you can just do what you want in your bedroom.
Because personally, it wouldn't bother me if I didn't know what you were doing and you're not breaking the law.
How would I know what's going on?
But then it's like, that's the problem with sin and decay is when you allow it and you say, yeah, it's an okay thing.
Humans never just stop.
It's like a cancer.
It'll keep growing.
Correct.
So you can't give it a, you can't, it's like yeast.
Even this little tiny bit of yeast makes the whole, it just grows and spreads.
So you can't have any of it.
Right.
And so that's where the slippery slope really comes in.
You go from, you, you go from like, you know, like we have friends like Andy know.
Andy knows openly gay.
He's never, it's never bothered me that he's gay.
I don't care.
In fact, I think it's, he's actually really nice and a sweet guy.
But it's like, so obviously, you know, you're a human and a human side is like, yeah, I don't care.
I know gay people.
But then you start saying, yeah, we should normalize being gay in terms of for society.
And then you end up with transgesters on the front lawn flashing their titties in a public family event.
So what I think is really wild is I've been humbled in my own worldview because I'm from California.
I'm from LA.
I've always known these people.
I've always been friends with these people.
Not like, not these people, but I've always known these people.
So I thought maybe they would just stay in LA.
But now they're just grooming children.
It's literally insane.
Like if you go into Barnes and Noble right now, all the wall is just pride stuff for kids in the kids section.
Oh, what?
Yes.
It's all pride books in the kids section.
I'm going to see if I can find that picture right now.
Barnes and Noble.
Let me see if I can look that up right now.
Barnes and Noble Pride.
Let me see if I can bring that up.
Barnes and Noble, and we got, yes, here it is.
Okay, so here's the pride.
Here's the section right now in Barnes and Noble.
These are the kids section, right?
I mean, this is so insane.
You got like just all the, there's multiple pictures.
This is the children's section right now in Barnes and Noble.
It's like if you're gonna march, Grandpa's Camper, Grandpa's Pride, the odd bird, right?
Talking about like a gay bird.
First, the birds are fake.
Then the birds work for the bourgeoisie.
Then the birds work for the CIA and our cameras.
And now the birds are having bird butt sex.
I don't even think birds have butts.
Birds have clooca, I believe it's called, which I believe is the same hole used for urination and defecation.
Now, I'm not a zoologist, and anyone that can correct me, even if you're an ecologist.
However, from my brief year working for the Los Angeles Forestry and trying to prevent wildfires, which is always really not a good idea, I believe that birds are not having anal sex.
Unless they are.
And in that case, good for them.
Just doing the trees out of my sight.
Why do you have to celebrate gayness?
Why is that something that's like a coal?
The coal to action is let's celebrate it.
Let's celebrate sex with two men, two men having sex.
We have to celebrate that.
And kids have to celebrate it too.
Because kids love celebrating things.
And all those books look so much fun.
They look colorful and bright.
And you get a party.
If you're gay or part of the community, you get a party and celebrations.
You get to wear special clothes.
It's like, why, as a kid, why wouldn't you want to be a part of that community?
Because everything about it seems so fun.
You get to dress up.
You get born ready.
Yeah, it's a kid about like a transgender child.
Named Penelope.
So.
It's just so confusing.
You know what I mean?
It is so confusing.
When I was a kid, the story about Penelope was that girl with the pig nose and she always had to remember that movie.
Does anyone remember that movie?
Her name was like Penelope and she was like a pig.
And but she fell in love with a guy, but then when he saw her hideous pig nose, he still loved her, I think.
Yeah, literally.
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So it does get weirder, though, because, right, this is kind of strange, like this happening, but the government isn't just getting weird, right?
We're fighting for transgesters.
We're fighting for these things.
A politician in California, California is now lowering the age of consent to seven years old.
Yeah, they're saying at seven for vaginal sex?
No, for transgender like intervention surgery.
Oh my gosh, that was confusing.
Well, that is still consent.
That is consent.
That's the next because if you can have sexual, if you, if you can have, if this is what people don't understand, if you're saying a seven-year-old has the ability to understand sexual dimorphism, which is like the characteristics between a man and a woman, and they're able to determine their own autonomy in their body, that is sexual autonomy.
That's why it's dangerous.
I think conservatives get it wrong in the fact that they go, oh, it's child abuse.
And yes, it is, but it's also morally wrong, not because it's child abuse, but because if you give a kid the right to have control over their sexual transitioning or these weird things, then you give them the right to also have a sexual relationship with an adult.
So you are, you, this is pedophilia.
Yeah.
This is pedophilia.
There's no difference in the consent.
Now, this state assembly member, fat black woman, fat black lesbian with cornrows, cornrow, flat black lesbian.
She looks like she's in a Woolworth uniform.
Oh, my name's Wilson Wilson.
Wilson.
She, so I'm just, I'm, I'm retarded.
She decided that she's saying that like, you know, you can start jailing parents in California pretty soon for not agreeing with the transition, which is similar to here in New South Wales and Queensland.
And Victoria, I believe, have similar laws in the states here.
But check this out.
This is one of the most insane monologues.
I've just never, I can't believe an adult speaks like this.
Listen, listen.
So this particular bill adds the very important factor that affirming a child's gender identity is in their best interest, which is what your question is about.
Why does it actually say that in an affirmative way?
And it really is because if you have a seven-year-old who's talking about having a potential to say, I being able to articulate that they believe that they are not the same gender as they are biologically, then it should be affirmed.
And through care, it should be determined.
And that's what we did with our own child.
And that would give the ability for a parent who wasn't sure to affirm and get their child the care that they need to make that, so they can begin to articulate that determination.
But by saying and rejecting it and wholesale, then you're essentially rejecting your child.
And that is not in the best interest of a child.
We should be affirming our children in every possible way and getting them whatever appropriate care they need, whether it's based on their gender, whether it's based on how their studies are in school.
It doesn't matter.
Our children should be affirmed.
And this is saying that you have to include gender affirmation.
Okay, this is the dangerous language that I want people to pick up on because I've decided that on the show, I'm going to start being a little more analytical and providing some better insight because I'm capable of it.
And if I just don't take my meds.
But the thing is, she said some key words there.
And the scariest part was not about seven-year-olds transitioning.
It was, no, it was our children.
She's a state lawmaker.
And so this would be a different, saying our children, let's say if you are a parent in a school and you're saying our kids from the context of our kids.
When you're a state lawmaker and you're speaking on behalf of the government and you take a possession of children and you say these are our children, not their children, parents and their children, parents and their kids, parents and our kids.
These are our kids that we need to reaffirm.
She is bringing the ownership of the children between the state and the parents, saying that they have authority over the kids.
So it's demonstrably upsetting to me that this black lesbian with the fro is also out here talking about the government having authority to affirm your kids.
So it's like, who's wrong?
If you and the government disagree, who gets to decide what happens to your child?
Well, it's always the government because the government is a corporation with its own military.
They use the police domestically and they can enact the National Guard, but the government has its own, has firearms.
It's a company with an armament.
And, you know, it's also controlled a lot by BlackRock and Vanguard and lobbyists.
But they're saying that if you don't do this, if you don't let your seven-year-old transition, this is the crazy part too, is they keep using the phrase affirming.
And so it's affirmation.
So you're not like, you have to the only way to go with this is to agree.
And a seven-year-old, and this is the last point I'll make.
So a seven-year-old can agree and make up their own mind to fully understand what it means to transition sexes, assuming that that's even possible.
But you're trying to wipe out student debt because an 18-year-old couldn't understand their student loans.
So an 18-year-old wasn't capable of understanding a loan they were getting into, a predatory loan.
But a seven-year-old has the ability to understand pride.
Now, why would a seven-year-old want to transition?
Oh, maybe because every book they're being read is a pride book.
Maybe because they have drag queens coming into their school.
It's grooming.
It's predatory grooming.
Yeah.
And it's how homosexuals reproduce.
That's how they reproduce.
And I just don't understand how we got here.
Yeah.
I think for me, the part that stood out, aside from the miniature shower cap over the microphone, which was very distracting.
That's a post-COVID thing.
That's a bonnet.
That's a black woman's bonnet so that the curls on the tip of the microphone would get waves.
You ever see black women wear those bonnets?
I was like, why has that?
It's a black microphone.
Get that black microphone a bonnet.
Yeah.
So aside from that major distraction, which I think was a tactic to distract everyone from the words that she was saying, but she kept on saying like, care, like we need the care for your children.
And we need to get the care that your children need.
And if you're not going to give the care for your kids, it's changing your child's gender is not care.
It's not like they have a broken leg that needs to be fixed or they're very, very sick or something like that.
It's your kid is just like, I want to be a boy.
And so you go, okay, so the care that they need, the response to my child wanting to be a boy is to go and start giving them drugs or anything.
Like, it's not like your child is sick.
They're just a kid and they're confused or they're just being a kid and saying something where they don't really know what they're saying.
It's not that you need to give a particular care for your kid, but the way that they frame it as if like, oh, yeah, we need to provide them medical attention now.
That's the right, that's the caring thing to do for your kid.
Well, it gets even weirder because California has gone completely AWOL here or hit the haywire.
I don't know if you saw this, but California moves to provide surrogates to gay male couples in the name of fertility equality.
So you have Peepee Butt and his people.
California Bill SB 729 seeks to redefine infertility to be a status as opposed to a medical condition.
Changing the definition to a person's inability to reproduce either as an individual or with their partner without medical intervention would classify gay men as infertile.
The bill which passed the Senate last month would require insurance companies to cover in vitro fertilization procedures with a change in definitions would include forcing the firms to cover surrogacy for gay males.
So essentially what California is changing the language that insurance companies, just like they have to now cover transgender surgeries or transsexual reassignment, I don't even like using those words because you can't reassign someone's gender or sex.
You can mutilate their body and give them meat torpedo rockets or axe wounds that you call dussies.
We call them dussies on the show.
Reassigning makes it feel like you send something up to the government.
They go, whoops, oh, we, our mistake, we, we assigned you the wrong gender, so we're going to reassign you.
Like, what?
Yeah, but this is saying this is, this is, this is, this is the next step because, okay, so a good IVF without insurance can cost anywhere from $150,000, including the surrogacy, to $250,000 on average.
Okay, it's very expensive.
It can be $10,000 to $25,000 to $50,000 for a surrogate, depending on their rate, depending on the decision.
Maybe you're using their own egg.
Maybe you're, you know, it depends on what you're paying for.
It depends how attractive they are.
It depends their carrier rate, success rate, et cetera.
Maybe they have success with IVF.
Maybe they don't have an implantation rate.
But IVF also with the embryos, depending on how many trials and rounds you go, there's a lot of abortion involved in IVF.
That's why I'm not a big fan of it.
And I want to remind you, too, on the idea that Michelle Obama might be not the parents of her daughters, is that, you know, she even says that she had her daughters through IVF.
Like they didn't, but there's no, I don't believe there's any public records of showing their daughters' births.
So that's a whole nother story for another day.
Is Obama gay?
Is Michelle Obama a man?
I don't know.
But does it look like perhaps there's other parents that maybe she did do IVF?
Maybe, maybe that's not a man.
I don't know.
But we don't hear anything about natural pregnancies.
Anyways, that's a side note.
How do you think that would affect America if in a few years' time they came out and said, yes, I am the first transgender?
Everyone would be happy.
It would be good.
You think you'd be celebrated?
100%.
Like right now, if they came out, do you think also it'd be celebrated?
I would celebrate Michael Obama.
I'd say, I knew it.
I would have a party.
We'd have a Michael Obama party here.
In fact, I would probably theme my set, Michael Obama.
But I just bring up the counterproductive fact here of like, what's so crazy is the way that they get their agenda out and they get us to pay for it.
Because remember, for gay people who don't have medical insurance, it'll be subsidized.
And guess who's going to be paying really for the insurance?
Then it just hikes the prices, makes companies have to pay higher premiums.
And it's all just funded by big corporate America.
So now gay men are going to be having the ability to have children.
Because rather than being gay and just part of your curse of being choosing that lifestyle to live that out is that you don't get to have kids.
Not only now do we have IVF and surrogacy and you can still technically have a half child per se, but now it will be covered.
So it's considered a right.
It's becoming a right to have kids.
So they're trying to remove the consequences of sin and they're trying to remove the consequences.
Part of the reason we all want to have kids do.
Having a child is a right rather than a blessing.
Right.
And how fucked up that is to put a kid in through that.
It's so wicked.
I am very, very against surrogacy.
I think it's wrong, whether you're a gay couple or a straight couple.
My heart feels very strongly against it.
I think it's so wicked and evil.
And I understand, I can totally understand the desire for someone to have children because I think God put it in all of us.
But I think you cannot mess with kids in that way.
Just taking them away and mess with women in that way to be carrying a baby for nine months, connecting with that baby, and then immediately taking it away from a woman.
It's really sick.
It's very, very, very sick.
It's something that we accept and we don't think about.
However, I do want to look at something slightly happier transition here.
We're staying on the topic.
This is Pride Month.
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we got to look at something funny to set this off uh just to remind you guys uh most importantly i know it's a little warm Did you want to try on the air?
Most importantly, I was on Flaud's podcast and I brought out a new costume and you guys memed it, which I was really happy about.
This one's from Doomsday Cracker, I think.
I was the genderbred man.
So I came on as the genderbred man onto his podcast.
That is so cool.
Wow, you really do look like the genderbred man with a dirty mo.
That is so cool.
Yeah, so I was the genderbred man.
Not a bad idea.
So that's pretty cool.
And I was really happy about that.
I was a genderbred man.
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That being said, I want to look at something kind of funny.
So, number one, speaking of insufferable and intolerable people, there was a chat that was on Reddit that these people were fighting in a queer community.
Like, kind of like, you know, when people like screenshot texts that other people sent them to sort of like bad mouth them, like, but it ends up backfiring.
They're like, look at what this person sent me.
But it's like, now you all look like retards.
Oh, okay.
Well, a chat got leaked from Reddit.
And we got to see what like what happens when like furries and queers are fighting via text, like what it sounds like.
Right?
Wow.
Like the Victim Olympics.
It's incredible.
It's incredible.
Listen to this.
Hey, dude, letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat, the one you left after Kai's alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later, by the way.
He's always named Kai.
There's everyone has everyone who has alters, one of them is always Kai.
Right.
Said they found receipts on your Twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet, which is really yikes.
Also, Rainbow said you were tweeting on your Steven Universe roleplay account that we're going to watch Rewatch Alta, which is like really a transphobic and racist and sexist show.
And you know how Ash feels about even if they won't say anything about it out of their anxiety.
Now, what's funny is like Ash is also a common alternative because they're so uncreative.
They like steal the names from Pokemon.
Yeah.
Kai's got to be like from some like Japanese show or something.
This one's called Kai.
Chat, does anybody know what that's from?
Because everyone's Kai and everyone's Ash.
Yeah.
And Ash always has severe anxiety.
Yes.
I don't know.
I just wanted to let you know that I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes, but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced.
So they have PTSD from it.
Yeah.
I think Ash might write a call out, but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down.
Just be aware and maybe stop being toxic.
Yeah, stop liking James Charles tweets.
Sisters.
Hi, sisters.
Hey.
Hey, I do.
It's kind of scary how good of a James Charles impression I do.
Yeah.
Hi.
That's literally how he does.
He goes, oh, hey, everyone.
Hey, sister.
Hey, sisters.
That's literally.
I'm a perfect James Charles alter ego.
Hi.
You can't do an Australian accent.
You can't do a Spanish accent.
You can't.
No.
You can't do any Western accent, but you can do James Charles and many Asian accents.
Yeah, apparently everyone's saying Cobra, Kai, Kai Shin, Kai Cal.
Apparently, there's a lot of Kai's out there in these anime things.
However, I think something I'd like to pull up from this, this is why it's funny, is because, of course, their parents are divorced, right?
This is one of the key things.
Divorce doesn't solve anything.
It doesn't fix anything.
In fact, you just end up with your problems multiplied and then you're divorced.
Just stick it out, figure your shit out.
However, even if it's hard, then you're going to end up not with a kid.
Then you're not going to end up with a kid.
You're going to end up with a kid named Ash who's biphobic.
Severe anxiety.
And severe biphobia.
Go by they them.
But is also transgender.
Yeah.
So do it for, don't do it for your kids.
However, I also want to bring up the fact is, is like, there's so much going on here.
Is it that warm over there?
It's really hot.
And he's really hot too.
Okay.
One second.
Let me turn on the air real quickly.
All right, we're back.
We are back.
We're back.
No, but I was going to say, one of the craziest things about this text message is like, you know, these people.
Now, okay, I've been around a lot of dramatic people in high school and junior high, and I know how it is.
Think these, I don't know if these are high schoolers, but what one thing where's that coming from?
Oh, your phone.
Well, just press your on that.
Who was that?
Aldo.
Oh, thanks, Aldo, for calling in the middle of a show.
It's not like we're talking about important things like biphobia and ash.
Anyway, I was gonna say that these people, you know, people that are just like, dude, I'm just like, you know, like they're like, like, there are the people that get on TikTok.
They're just like, I'm just trying to like survive, but I'm going through so much right now.
I just don't want to get into it.
And what they're going through is like trying to calm down Kai from like his biphobic comments.
And like, and like, it's like, I just like try to help my friends, but they like don't accept my help.
And then the help you're trying to help your friends is to like get them to like stop liking James Charles tweets.
Like, it's like there's everything just so, you know what I mean?
Like they make like wolf videos.
Yeah.
They have tails.
But do you know that there's an entire line?
And I'm not going to tell you how I found this out.
But there's an entire line of furry tails that are butt plugs.
I'm going to put you on mute.
I'm going to take you off.
This is just the studio of fucking shit every day.
There's so many noises and things.
I'm moving the studio.
By the way, in case you guys want to know, I'm moving the studio out of this room into a temp into a different space.
So, because I'm here for right now, and so I am actually building a proper studio because I can't with the gardeners outside, freaking golfers, babies crying, everything, I can't do this anymore.
So I'm moving into a bigger space so we can be retarded somewhere somewhere else.
But it's going to take me a little bit.
I'll probably be done by the end of the month.
I'm building a giant studio, actually.
Temporary, but I'm building a big one.
I know how to build studios for really cheap.
However, I found this to be extremely funny.
Then, on another note of what's really funny about this, is talk about getting debunked.
This is one of my favorite things that happened this week.
Okay, so this one guy named Joel Hardin.
I think he works for, I particularly think he works, he's, I think this was, I think this is in Canada, but I might be wrong.
It's a government official.
And he's like, where he's like a priest, right?
And there was this like altercation that took place.
Now, let me know where this is from, but there was an altercation that took place between like these pro-gay people that want to teach gay stuff to kids and like anti-children groomer protesters, right?
So there was like, there was like this thing.
Now, he posted up.
Let me see if I can find this real quickly.
He posted, where is this?
Okay.
So yeah, here he is.
Okay, so let's get, let's get into this even more.
Okay, so he posted publicly like that he got punched in the face and was like really proud.
He's a government official saying, I'll take a punch for queer and trans youth any day.
Die that he's trying to do what?
Is it that little cut under his eye that he's showing off?
Yes.
But the media, of course, went wild with it, right?
And they went wild.
Like, they were covering this.
Like, I'll take a punch for queer and trans youth any day.
Yeah, it's Ottawa.
Ottawa MPP punched in the face at rallies supporting queer and gays.
Five people arrested during protests outside Ottawa schools.
Now, Joel Hardin apologizes for his comments about Israel.
Remember, you can never get, even if you're pro-gay, you still have to be pro-Israel.
You can't criticize that country.
Or you're an anti-Semite.
Okay?
No anti-Semites allowed in this show.
Anyway, you have to have unequivocal support for anal sex and Israel to watch this show.
It's a requirement.
You know why?
Because it shows for Americans.
And that's what our culture is in 2023.
Foreign wars, pro-Israeli stances, and anal sex.
And if you don't follow that line of thinking, then get the out of my chat.
No, I don't know.
That's just like, that's just like conservatism in a nutshell today.
Very, very sad group of people.
However, it turned out that he ended up perhaps got caught because right, even all the politicians were congratulating him.
Like, I'm so proud of you, Joel Hardin.
Queer and trans people and kids are being targeted by angry and hateful extremists.
Governments must step up to protect queer and trans communities, right?
Everyone's being targeted.
The little trans gestures are under attack.
What do we do?
Let's shadow ban this channel because they're targeting and they're targeting these kids and they really, really need help.
Well, dumb bitch.
Turns out, Viva Frey caught him.
He found the footage that actually he was trying to speak and he pulled back his own bullhorn and smashed himself in the face to bruise himself and give himself a cut while yelling at people.
He actually smacked himself.
No one even hit the megaphone.
He smacked himself with the megaphone and gave himself see there it is.
And he gave himself that he didn't get punched.
Because also somebody said, Have you ever been punched, my wigga?
That's not what it looks like.
You don't get like a little like smudge.
It's like you get like, you know, like it would be like a mark or something, right?
That's not how it looks.
But the best part is he ended up getting completely fact-checked.
He ended up getting fact-checked about it.
Let me see if it ended up changing.
If he ended up deleting it, it's very possible he ended up deleting his.
I think, did he delete it?
Oh, yeah.
Actually, he ended up getting fact-checked by community notes, but it looks like he might have re-uploaded it.
That's crazy.
But yeah, he hit himself in the face with a megaphone.
And he complained he got punched in the face trying to help trans and queer kids.
Isn't that fantastic?
Like how they're just constant victims?
Yeah.
It's just like transgenders hurting themselves and then like physically cutting up their bodies and then just blaming everyone else.
That the reason they feel bad is because of our comments, but not because they took a knife to their genitals.
So.
Well, I just thought that was like one of the funniest hoaxes is that he was like, I'll take a punch in the face for transgender and queer kids.
Bro, you hit yourself in the face with your own megaphone.
That's on it's it's as a grown man like I feel like I want to hold grown adult men in a high respectable position.
You're aged and with age comes wisdom and leadership and all these kinds of things.
So big fail there as a grown adult man having to lie and be a little bitch.
And then also, you said he was a pastor.
Yeah, he's like a reverend.
Okay, so then now your whole belief system, you know, don't lie, don't be dishonest, don't mislead people.
So now you're just like, he's just a full-on tragedy of a man, which is just if he was a little transgeny.
He's a transgestity.
He's a transgestity.
Yeah.
Transgestity.
I want to cut your kid's penis off of me.
That's a good one.
By the way, I just want you guys to know, as I mentioned, I'm going to be announcing a new project that's starting next month with a new group that is totally investing in the show.
We're slightly offensive, getting revamped, getting an upgrade.
And what's really cool is finally where it's going to be, where it's going to be playing.
I've told you guys on locals.
You can go see on locals.
I've told you guys what's going on.
But the cool thing about this new project is it's not going to be on social media.
It's going to be on its own website.
Well, there'll be clips.
So I can finally say what I really think all the time because we're kind of heading into that now where I can't say much on the internet.
So we're just like getting kind of crazy.
However, I do want to get into some other part of this because this is actually really, really funny.
This is the last thing that I, I'll bring that up on the next show.
It gets weirder in WTF.
These are experiences and things that it didn't make into Lol, but it does get really weird.
Speaking of this pride stuff, this gets really, really weird.
These are strange things that didn't make it into the Lol or the Matrix, but still have me saying, what the funk or fuck.
I don't know.
There you go.
Oh, okay.
This is just this is just what I thought was funny.
Okay, we're gonna look at this some of the pride stuff that made me laugh this year was and we cover this every year because I find it to be like I don't get shocked anymore, right?
People are shocked.
I just think it's funny to watch it go downhill every year.
Like gays used to be like, we went right and now they have like their flag hanging from the White House and like flashing their boobs in like front of the White House and stuff like that.
Like they've conquered, right?
They've already conquered.
You had a Ted Cruz like bolting over to Uganda to protect the people with butt sex over there.
Remember that?
He had a meltdown on Twitter when Uganda made butt sex illegal.
He was like crying.
He's like, this is it.
This is a god crime against humanity.
Dude, like Texas' power grid doesn't work half the year.
And he's like crying about anal sex in Uganda.
And Trump's no better, to be honest, because Trump wanted to decriminalize homosexuality everywhere.
However, I think Trump doesn't care as much anymore because there's nothing gayer than the fact that he's being indicted today.
And I'm very pro-Trump.
I will remain pro-Trump.
I think people that are pro-DeSantis are gay.
That's actually the gayest thing you could be is pro-DeSantis.
Like, I like DeSantis.
I think he's cool.
But it reminds me of people who were into Marco Rubio in 2016.
Like, I remember when I was pro-Trump in 2016, and people were like, but have you listened to Marco Rubio?
Yeah, I have.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
I have.
I don't care.
Jeb Bush, a waste.
He's a waste.
Jeb Bush.
No, people are like, like, Jordan B. Peterson came out in support of Mike Pence for president.
This time?
Yes, Mike Pence is running for president.
What?
And he's like, we will return to normalcy.
The guy who got, like, triple vaccinated just so we could get his rights back.
Aw.
Jordan Peterson has been a— Jordan Peterson, as Cernovich says, is a pied piper.
What the f***?
He's meant to make you think that he's red pill that he's not.
He says basic stuff about men.
Like, well, I think that he just like, he just like says stuff that he thinks.
And it's like, not that smart, but it's like, it's smart in 2023.
Like.
Like, he's like, he just thinks it's good that men should be leaders and stuff.
And you're like, cool.
I think Peterson's a very clever man, but I don't think he's amazing.
Well, he's extremely, extremely cucked when it comes to standing up for like what's when it's put under pressure, he doesn't, he backs down pretty much every time.
He's told us all to get vaccinated to get our rights back.
I remember that.
And I remember this time when he said that if we voted for Pence, maybe they'll return our country back to normal.
That's literally what he said.
So he thinks that they'll return our country to us if we vote for Mike Pence.
I'm sorry, but that's why I think even Cernovich said he's a Pied Piper.
He's meant to be someone you glorify because he'll actually cuck when you need him.
And that's the thing with Shapiro and Peterson and all these people.
They just cuck out when you need them the most.
And then they deny it.
And then they deny it.
But Peterson is just a guy on this.
Yeah, but that's why they're not censored as much.
And they're like, yeah, but that's why they're like pushed to the front.
And the conservatives are like, this is where we get our ideas from.
And that's why conservatives don't rise up.
Because it's like they, it's like, I'm thinking about making a mini documentary on something about this called like Woke Inc, which is like not like not called Woke Inc., but it's like I saw Preger, you made something like that.
But actually looking at like how the right wing has made just as much of a cringe industry on just criticizing wokeness, but they don't offer any alternatives or like any actual real options.
It's just like, this is woke, this is woke, this is woke.
And it's like, we used to point out woke stuff on here years ago and like freak out about it.
But now it's like all right wing is is just like reacting to like TikToks and being like, but they won't talk about anti-white racism.
They won't talk about foreign interest groups and money in our country.
They won't talk about the groups of people and banks and bankers and BlackRock and Vanguard.
They waste all their time talking about like just things that are approved by the woke Inc.
It's just it's it's kind of cringe, but whatever.
I want to bring this up though.
i thought this was really funny was just the fact that it was like that they like have like pride like police ceremonies okay the reason why this is hilarious is because uh the funniest part about this is that this is a pride flag raising ceremony at a prison It's a pride flag raising ceremony.
So they're like celebrating pride in prison, which we know there's plenty of going on in those jail cells.
Don't drop the soap.
Nope.
But I just bring up the fact, oh, somebody's whoa, whoa, somebody's vomiting on you over there.
I'm just going to say this.
I said there was stuff going on in prison and my son threw up on my wife.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
It's disgusting what they're doing in these prisons.
No, but like, isn't that so funny that it's like, it's like, oh, we're like raising the pride flag at the county jail.
Like, woohoo!
I was born this way, I was born this way, I was born this way, and it's like you're raising a pride flag out of jail.
Like, I just seen this to be hilarious.
I don't know.
I'm not even triggered by it.
It's like, that's awesome.
So, like, we're like standing up for like our gay prisoners, you know?
Like, since when were people not allowed to be gay in jail?
I thought that was the one place it wasn't gay.
I thought that's like, that was, I thought that's where people did gay, the most gay stuff.
Am I wrong about that?
I think there's a few other places where lots of gay things happen, too.
I'm proud to be incarcerated.
I'm proud to be incarcerated.
That is so wild.
That is one of the most wild things I've seen recently.
Also, speaking of like also weird things too, this is also the WTF, this Pride, weirdest things I've seen.
How about the CIA celebrating wellness, equity, LGBTQ community, and openness?
The CIA equals Pride.
No way.
Pride Month is an occasion for all of us at the agency to pay tribute to the rich history, community, and mission contributions of LGBTQ officers.
CIA's 2023 theme for Pride Month is welcome me.
Welcome me.
And so it's like, yeah, the CIA celebrates Pride.
Maybe the CIA designed Pride.
Maybe this is a CIA.
Like, sir, we knew the CIA was involved in this.
Yeah.
It's just funny.
Like, it's just funny because it's like, we have to fight for this.
It's like they control the CIA, the White House, like every institution, the media.
And it's like, we just need to keep fighting for our rights until every six-year-old in this country can chop their dick off without their parents knowing, paid for by taxpayers.
Like, oh, what?
Everybody is so for.
They make it seem like everybody is so, so for gay, all this sort of stuff.
Every corporation, the government, the CIA, everyone that protects you and the police are for it.
Everyone is.
Everyone is for, you would be an outsider if you weren't for gay trends, genders, and whatnot.
Yeah, it's just like incredible.
It's just, it's just absolutely phenomenal.
Now, I think that's all I want in the WTF side.
We'll look at some other stuff.
Guess one, I'll just throw one random unconnected video that I was shocked by this week.
It was, I was today years old when I found out that deer are not herbivores, that they're omnivores, and they eat snakes very frequently.
Do they catch snakes?
I don't know, but apparently, like, when they, when they're low on protein, they actually regularly eat snakes and small rodents.
And I just didn't know that deer ate snakes.
And that just is weird.
And I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't know how I feel.
I didn't know that either.
I don't even know how a deer would catch a snake.
Yeah, it does shock me.
It does shock me.
It is brutal.
And it does shock me.
Does anyone else not know about that?
I feel like I've never heard of that before until today.
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Here we go.
It looks like we have a guy accused of wrongthink with no evidence by Amazon.
So they locked him out of his smart house for being racist.
No house for you.
We're not going to watch the full video, but that's pretty insane.
That comes from Icona Turner Heard.
I also have a post here from John Boy Mag.
We'll keep going.
We'll keep going.
Let's see.
Let's see.
You guys got to learn to post stuff in here that will work for the show.
This one was really interesting for me.
This was a Tylenol Autism and ADHD lawsuit.
This came from selectjustice.com.
Tylenol is one of the most recognizable drugs in the United States.
While it's brand name for acinamenothan and paracetamol, Tylenol has become so ubiquitous since first manufactured in 1955.
There is a Tylenol and ADHD lawsuit alleges that in this case, based on research that demonstrates a link between acetaminathan use in pregnant women and health outcomes of a child, they went to uncover the drug manufacturers know about Tylenol dangers and its connection to neurological disorders like autism and ADHD.
They're hoping to perform or find a compensation.
Now, I want to point this out so that we don't get hit for medical misinformation here on YouTube before we change things.
It's funny that we have no idea what causes autism and ADHD.
And some people say it's fake, but it's not fake per se.
Autism's not fake and it's rising.
But when you go to read about autism, just like the vaccines for COVID, you know, like when the vaccines, how like when you look up dangers for of COVID vaccines, the first thing it says is COVID vaccines are safe and effective.
There's no reasonable evidence to suggest that COVID vaccines are causing any side effects.
But then you read the news and somebody got a blood clot or somebody got this, but it didn't happen from the vaccine.
It said it didn't because the vaccines are safe and effective.
They just are.
And that's what they say.
They just are, okay?
Trust the science.
The science is settled.
Mark Zuckerberg came out the other day and said he realized he was one of the bad guys.
It was really crazy.
He was like, I think we might have like censored the wrong information during COVID because we just went with the scientific community and they turned out to be wrong in most cases.
And it was really confusing because we censored on behalf of the organizations asking.
It's too late, Mom.
But we didn't realize that they were lying, basically.
He said, like, they were giving us non-conclusive information based on their inferences, not based on consensus.
You fucking bitch.
We said that.
Anyway, when you go to look up what causes autism, it says like, autism is not caused by drugs.
It's not caused by vaccines.
It's not caused by environmental factors.
It's not caused by your food.
It's not caused by your behavior while you're pregnant.
It's just not caused by anything.
So we have no idea what causes autism.
Yeah, the bait name.
No idea, but we know it's not caused by any of the food manufacturers.
It's not caused by big pharma.
Please, We know, we know, we know.
And, and then people are like, hey, but you guys lied to us about everything.
So, like, literally, any website you go to where you look up like what causes autism, it's always like, we don't know, but we're 100% when positive is gazillatively positive.
It's not caused by any of the products from big pharma and from the food companies.
But also, yeah, because we looked this up the other day and it says, we have no idea.
We don't, we just really don't know the causes of autism, but it's not vaccines.
100% don't cause autism.
Parenting, 100% doesn't cause autism.
And the food doesn't cause autism.
But I'm wondering, and I really don't know so much about autism.
I haven't researched it.
You know, if people have, you know, family members that are like severely autistic, I don't, yeah, this is just like me going, I don't believe anything the government says to me.
But if we look at transgenderism and we go, parenting, these parents are causing their kids to become transgender.
No, they would say, no, parenting is not causing transgenderism.
But it's like, you're, but you're reading them these books.
You're letting, you're letting your kids behave in however which way they like.
They say they're a girl, they're a girl, they're this, that, the other.
And I think, I think parenting has a huge, huge impact on a kid.
Maybe, maybe not autism, but maybe it could, maybe it could impact with a kid if you're not disciplining your children, raising them, teaching them, if you're not, if you're just letting your kid do whatever, because transgenderism is a mental illness too.
And at the beginning of a kid being like, I'm a boy or I'm a girl or I want to, whatever, I don't think that kid probably has mental illness straight away.
But the more that you play into it and feed into it and go, yes, no, you are a boy.
Yes, this, that, and the other.
As a parent, the more you feed the kids' delusion, then they are actually going to become mentally ill to the point where they are going to believe something so much that they're going to try to behave like a man and they're going to try to go and get a, they're going to physically mutilate their bodies and go against all reason and rationality.
But perhaps when they were five, six, seven, they weren't going to do that, but because their parents encouraged them, didn't discipline them, didn't put things in order.
So I just don't believe anything the government says about autism.
Well, yeah, and that's why, like, because it's the same thing they say about like, you know, transgenderism.
You guys submitted this story as well, which was that California is poised to take children away from parents who won't help them get sex changes.
California Democrats are now considering a bill that would cause parents to lose their custody of their children if they do not fear pushing them into irreversible sex changes.
And it only gets worse from there.
There'd be a sanctuary state law for child sex changes and led to the push to lessen the penalty for intentionally exposing people to HIV, which they claimed was an LGBT issue.
And so they say like, oh, we're not grooming your children.
But then if you say leave the little children alone, like Nick Mercks did, the player on Call of Duty, they say that's an anti-LGBTQ slur, right?
They go, well, you know, hey, we're not trying to prey on your children, but if you say to leave kids alone, you're actually going against LGBTQ people.
And if you say, hey, I think you're trying to come after my kids, they go, we're not, but if you also don't affirm them, then we're going to take your kids away.
They're always doing what they're, they're always doing the opposite of what they're saying.
So they're like, oh, autism is not caused by food.
It's not caused by GMOs.
It's not caused by these dyes.
It's not caused by Tylenol.
It's not caught.
Dude, you don't fucking know what causes this.
You cannot tell me that you have two variables, you dumb shitstick.
It's like, I've literally worked in the scientific field for many years.
I've studied for many years, over six years in university and worked in laboratories, and I can tell you about variable causation or correlation.
And it's this: if you don't know what's causing the rise in this stuff, then you have to be open to a guess or an understanding that either A, anything could be causing it, or B, if you can't prove that it's not causing it, that therefore maybe you don't have the scientific method, approach, funding, or the right variables or tests that you are manipulating in order to know if it's causing it.
I don't think they have the money involved.
Even if they did prove that the food was causing autism, that the vaccines and any of this stuff could be involved in this.
I 100% agree they would not release it.
And you know what?
I don't think vaccines are causing autism.
But you know what I do think?
And you know what I do know is that introducing heavy metals into the body and shocking the immune system is 100% triggering a lot of autoimmune disorders.
I believe that.
I believe that 100%.
I believe shocking, putting that much heavy metal and having irregular responses in the immune system does cause subjectivity, especially to things like eczema or asthma.
And I believe there's a lot of scientific evidence to support that.
But if you say that, that's just my belief, right?
And there's a lot in the medical community that do believe that.
It's called the epidemic of absence, right?
That we no longer have this natural mechanism or antibodies.
And we basically jack up our own immune system to where we start attacking ourselves because the pathogens that we're supposed to be attacking either A are currently not available because of hand sanitization, because of general sanitization in our society, or B, we are shocking our immune systems to have fake autoimmune responses when we are babies and we jack up our immune system for life.
Not to mention a lot of kids are bottle feeding and are not getting the right antibodies from their mother's breast milk.
There's a lot of things that are going on here that are very bizarre.
However, I just hate these scientists that like know this.
You know, is he speaking?
Is he telling us?
What is he telling us?
What's up, dude?
Do you know?
Do you know?
All right.
We've got to take that.
That's side profile.
Side shot.
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Let's look at something positive from you guys.
Well, this is a bit of a old story.
I know you guys have probably seen it.
I did really just love the fact that the Armenians got in a fight with the transgender Antifa in LA and fought back.
parents did so
essentially what happened here is you ended up having uh the armenian parents at this like they were protesting these gay school story hour stuff uh eventually got into a fight with the antifa and quifa family members um And so that's what would end up happening.
And then beating them up.
And I just think that sometimes these Antifa people need to get the shit beat out of them.
You know what I mean?
They need to get their heads stomped in.
But they have helmets on, so it's not, I'm not calling for violence because they have helmets on.
But I was really proud of that moment.
And I was really happy to see the parents fighting back.
At a certain point, you've just got to fuck these people up.
Honestly, if they're trying to touch your kids, I think you have the right to screw them over.
Like, I really do, right?
Like, I mean, don't you think the fact that someone's trying to touch your kid, like, don't you think I have the right to do that?
Imagine someone tried to touch little baby E. Can I just beat the shit out of him?
I think I can.
All right.
We are going to, by the way, my mom-in-law will be over sometime in the future to help watch Little Baby R E R or whatever his name is.
E T.
We call him ET.
Phone home.
Baby E. T. All right.
Is he going to calm down or do I want to step out?
Yeah, he's just chatty.
Okay.
I'm muting your mic.
I'm muting your mic.
And I'm going to keep going on this.
That's the only positive story we have.
Now, I want to look at something on Ew.
This is actually pretty crazy.
Some of our stories today from the EU category.
There is something really important about why these people for Pride are the way they are.
And I find it to be very, very interesting.
Because, where is this?
Oh.
This has also made me laugh as well.
One of these non-binary.
What is this going on?
TimCast.com.
One of these non-binary influencers was featured in one of Trump's campaign videos.
And they were so angry and so upset about it.
They had like a meltdown and they cried.
James Ross, a biological male influencer who identifies as non-binary and transgender, posted a video of himself.
You're going to have to take him out if he's going to be like this.
Yeah, go ahead and take him out.
Video of himself crying over being featured in former President Donald Trump's latest campaign ad.
Rose is featured in the ad alongside transgender activist and influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
In a video posted to his TikTok account, Rose reacted to the campaign ad by saying, I saw it and I kind of fell apart.
Through tears, Rose continued, I didn't want to tell you that because I didn't want to look weak.
And it's like, oh my God, that's so stupid.
I cry on the internet all the time.
Like, why is today any different?
I didn't want to share this either, but I felt shame.
The influencer has over 486,000 followers on TikTok.
I felt shame about being public, about my transition, being bubbly and fun and loving life.
And I thought, oh, maybe I were just different.
Then maybe I wouldn't have failed my community in this way.
And apparently got featured inside of a Trump ad and felt like they failed their community.
I find that to be kind of a win, is that we're shaming these people into understanding what's really going on.
But that's just the case.
That's just the case.
If you want to see, by the way, some increase in how the new studio is being built, you can go to the locals page and check it out.
I got some of the false walls up.
I've got a lot of work.
I spent two days rewiring the electrical in the room.
I actually ended up chopping off the tip of my finger.
It was crazy.
We got it back together at the hospital, but it's purple and I'm wondering if it's necrotic and it smells.
It's disgusting, but I think like the tip of my finger is like rotting or something because it took off the fingering.
It just sliced the top of my finger off.
If you ever had that happen, it's horrible.
Like I have just have issues.
But I was redoing the electrical in the room and it's going to be a new studio.
And I have a lot.
Like, it's very good news.
I have so many offers for work that I just don't know what to do.
I have a meeting tomorrow with another company.
I've got another meeting.
Lots of people want to work together because my non-compete is over.
I was like on a six-month non-compete when I left Blaze TV.
I'm pretty sure it said like I couldn't work with similar organizations.
I couldn't work basically with anybody for like a long time, which makes it really difficult to get work and to do work.
And it basically forces you to be poor for a while.
But there's like a non-compete.
So I couldn't compete.
And I wanted to be, I don't want to get sued, right?
So I was trying to be like good on my contracts and trying to be good to everyone and just, you know, vibe with the flow.
And that has led me, and that's over now, according to my lawyer.
So now I apparently can work with whoever I want to and I can do whatever I want.
So I'm going to go start working with people and just doing some cool shit, right?
That's pretty cool.
Pretty excited.
And that means that we're getting proper funding.
That means that we can go make mini docs.
That means that we can go make street videos.
That means that we can go do anything we want to.
And I can change my name back to slightly offensive on YouTube and stuff.
So that's really good.
That's good stuff.
That's really good stuff.
Yeah.
Now I'm ready for a new abusive relationship.
Lameo.
No, I'm staying independent.
I'm just doing partnerships now.
I'm not doing this W-2 working for a network thing probably ever again for the rest of my life.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm just going to stick with partnerships and I'm really excited about where we're going there.
So let's go with that.
Yeah.
That's a true.
That's a true statement.
Sometimes you sign contracts, you make agreements on things, and you have no idea what you're agreeing to.
And then later down the road, you find that you're kind of screwed.
And then you're like, oh, crap.
And then you just have to wait it out.
And then instead of complaining about it, you just work.
And nothing I hate more than listening to people just like complain about contracts they voluntarily signed.
Right?
There's people that go on the internet and just complain like, I signed this contract or they wanted me to sign this.
Bro, it's voluntary.
You did it.
You did it.
Why are you bitching about something that you got into?
It's like me complaining about my student loans.
Why would I complain about my student loans?
I signed the contract.
It's my fault.
Predatory lending's gay, but I'm a retard for getting student loans when I went to college.
It's my fault, not theirs.
That's actually true.
So that being said, I did want to look at something quite interesting.
This is actually one of my favorite things.
I think, yeah, this is the E segment.
Do we even have anything for you?
I don't even know if we have anything in the segment today because I played it at the beginning.
Oh!
This has nothing to do with anything.
But, speaking of derailing the whole convo, the torso guy?
So the gay torso is trans now.
The gay torso from TikTok is a trans.
Like, not a joke.
The gay torso, the guy with the, the one that does the dancing and the makeup tutorials is no arms or legs, which I'm not mocking, but it is a gay torso.
And this puts into the question, can this person have bottom surgery?
And they also got married to a guy.
And so it's just a lot of questions I have.
I wouldn't exactly call it curiosity.
It's more just questions I have.
That they are no longer gay.
They're trans now.
So that's pretty crazy, right?
That's pretty crazy.
Good for him.
Good for him.
I don't know why that's on my timeline, but I shared it because I had to share it and there's nothing I could really do about it.
Some funnier stuff.
I guess, oh, yeah, I guess we're not going to show an U segment, but this was actually made me laugh as well.
This was a transgender man.
We're just, this is called random.
I'm just going to show you random videos for the next like five minutes because I kind of fucked up the script today because it was throwing me off with the baby screaming and stuff like that.
But this was a transgender man beating up lesbians at a pride festival.
just found this to be hilarious bro there's nothing you can tell me Like, look at how big this dude is, right?
Let me go back here.
Can we scan this?
Yeah.
I guess it's not going to scan because it's Twitter.
But that's like one of the funniest things, right?
These like these random like trans people are just beating the shit out of women like everywhere.
And I don't understand where people think this is going to be normal.
And I don't understand it.
Also, I was a people got really mad at me recently because I there this video played outside of Disney World.
Right.
So they played this video of these people out in front of Walt Disney World.
Right.
This was playing out in front of Walt Disney World.
And they were like, oh, Nazis are outside of Disney World right now, right?
Nazis are outside of Disney World.
And I posted, but how do you know they're Nazis?
And I love just writing that stuff on the internet and just triggering people.
And I got a lot of mean messages.
People are like, you dumb fuck.
How'd you not know that those are Nazis?
I don't know.
But I also posted this joke as well, which was that on the real note, it always makes me chuckle that we are supposed to be afraid of Nazism as a major threat when every example people use in America is some group of like nine people waving flags.
Meanwhile, we spend billions arming actual Nazis.
And so it's actually quite ironic because everyone's always like, there's Nazis in front of Disney World.
Like if Nazis were a threat to our safety, they wouldn't be in front of Disney World with flags.
Okay.
There wouldn't be nine of them.
Like, I just don't understand where this invisible threat of Nazism comes into play.
And I also brought up an interesting point the other day is that, have you noticed they stopped calling a lot of us Nazis or neo-Nazis?
That's primarily because we actually work with genuine neo-Nazi groups in Ukraine now.
So it's really hard for them to spend time lambasting everyone that they disagree with as Nazis since they now literally spend over $100 billion arming Nazis.
And now people go, yeah, but it's not the same thing as like traditional Nazism.
Look, I don't care about Nazism.
It doesn't affect me.
I'm not into it.
I don't think it's a big deal.
I mean, I just think not, I think it's a boogeyman, right?
I don't think it's a real threat to anybody.
Even then, like the Azob battalion and like, you know, the neo-Nazi groups in Ukraine, like, that's not what bothers me about Ukraine.
What bothers me about Ukraine is that we have no business being there and arming them.
But it's like the fact that they're Nazis doesn't mean anything to me.
But I also bring up the fact that like, if we really didn't like Nazis, why are we arming them?
Like, we hate Islamic terrorists, but we arm ISIS.
We've armed the Taliban, right?
I mean, this is pretty crazy.
The Mujahadeem.
We've essentially armed every one of our enemies.
So it makes me wonder if we even care that we have enemies or if we're intentionally creating them.
It's just such a weird thing.
It's intellectually inconsistent.
It's not made to make sense.
But when you really think about it, everybody that we claim to be against or that stands against our values, we spend hundreds of billions to trillions of dollars arming.
I don't get it.
Maybe you do.
Yeah, I have no idea.
And why we're in these wars, I don't know.
I don't fully understand.
Also, why am I showing you random stuff?
I also don't know.
We're just at that point in the show where I've just started showing you random stuff because it's that point in the show.
Also, on a strange note that I'd like to point out was how weird Western society and culture is going to.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if you saw this.
I said, this is all of us in Pride Month.
This is all of us.
Check this out.
First, I thought maybe he was checking him out.
And then I realized as we scanned through that it was like not a face of like, it was like, dude, that is disgusting.
And then the weird part was, is the satanic pause, right?
How it just stops here and he just like freezes and his gums are showing.
It's like fetal alcohol syndrome display.
It's like FAS denial, deniability.
And this guy's just staring at him like, dude, I didn't sign up for this.
Bro, I feel him.
I feel the pain.
I feel it.
I feel the pain.
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I really do appreciate it.
And we're not going to do a hmm segment today because I don't know what happened to the script, but I just clicked on it and like the last part of the show was deleted somehow.
So I don't know what happened to all the links I put in.
But we will have some more stuff coming up on Wednesday.
Plus, I have two shows coming out this two extra content come out this week.
I have some really good content coming out this week.
I have a mini documentary that's already available for free on locals that I made coming out tomorrow.
Then I have an exclusive interview with the director and creator of Plandemic 3 coming out Thursday.
And then on Sunday or Saturday, I haven't decided which one, the new episode of Messy Christianity, which is the podcast where I talk to wise Christians to help teach me because I'm a retard and I need God.
And I'm like, I'm literally retarded.
So I need God and I need to like learn more.
So I just want to like, I've been wanting to have conversations with Christian people about certain things because I want to learn from them and I want to understand.
So I did an episode with a really great pastor about obedience and like delayed obedience and disobedience and why it's so hard to apply it as a Christian and like why we're so lazy.
And it's just a really good conversation based in the Bible.
So if you're into that kind of stuff that comes out this weekend as well.
So I've got like six videos coming out this week because you guys asked for some more stuff.
Plus I've got to work on a studio full time.
So it's a lot of work by myself self-producing a show.
It's just a lot of work, but we're never going to stop because when do we ever get derailed by the attacks?
Everyone tries to destroy us.
The FBI, the government, random bitches, people, crazy in the world, right?
I mean, you got Antifa and Cuifa.
You've got all the people after us, the LGBTQ community.
These people are insane.
However, we're never going to stop because we're going to keep exposing the truth.
Slightly offensive is real and down to earth.
Plus, like I just mentioned, we're officially getting the funding that we need to do the real work that we want to do.
We're building a studio.
We're having a lot of fun.
Only good things ahead.
It is good energy ahead for all of us.
I do wish the best for you guys.
I'm really excited about what's ahead, and I encourage you guys to join the locals communities.
It's such a great time together.
Thank you all so much that are out here on watching on Rumble.
You guys are amazing.
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Make sure that you join the community.
Make sure that you add the follow button, I think it is.
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I'm going to go ahead and read a couple of the super chats.
You guys could leave them on Rumble, apparently, but it's not easy.
I'm going to read a couple of the super chats from the locals community today.
I guess I'll pull them up here on the screen where you guys can see them.
Locals community, locals community super chats.
Let's see.
These are from you guys, sent in specifically.
Locals community super chats.
Where is this?
How do I just view the tipped?
All right.
We got one from Kylum Tommy.
See, if I were to play a Cat Folk Paladin in Pathfinder 2E, what the heck?
Let me refresh this.
Man, I don't know what's up with this computer not being able to like view the tipped ones.
Oh, there it is.
Here we go.
If I were to play Cat Folk Paladin Pathfinder 2E, does that make me a furry?
Yes.
This is from our cigar live stream.
You guys would know about this if you guys were on the locals.
We do some extra live streams and some fun stuff with the community.
That was Kevin flipping me off while she was cleaning the windows.
Spaghetti Edwards and a dollar tip for the baby Roti.
Yes.
I'm glad you remember that we called him Roti, like the bread.
And also sent this in as well.
Toxic Voxic sent in this meme.
I don't understand it, but I do appreciate it.
I love you guys.
You guys are awesome.
It's an incredible community.
You guys are absolutely great.
Make sure that you check it out to everyone on locals.
I'll see you guys again tomorrow.
We have mini doc gets released, YouTube, Rumble, everywhere where you can find it.
It's available now on Locals.
You can check it out at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
It's already down there.
If some of you guys have seen it, about 100 of you guys have watched it.
It's something different that I put together, about 20 minutes about the Idaho killer.
I just kind of wanted to do something a little different, have a little fun, create a little mini like series about his mental health and sort of what's going on.
And it's kind of weird, but it's very interesting.
It's very well put together.
And, you know, had people go out on the field and film him getting arrested and stuff.
It's very cool.
And I have people in Florida as well covering the indictments.
So we'll see what's happening there on Wednesday.
But you can check that out.
And then again, on Thursday, we have some exclusive interviews as well.
Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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