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TRUMP Just LOCKED DOWN His RE-ELECTION?! CNN TownHall BACKFIRES

Trump was heated on the stage at the CNN town hall and came out blasting. He gave an inside on what he has planned next, how he would pardon political prisoners, turn the economy around, and got brutally honest about the state of our politicians. Plus, people are vandalizing groceries again by licking them. Chelsea Handler wants men to get vasectomies and so much more crazy stuff! ________________________________________________________________ Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSOR ⇩Show more PIXOTINE: Get these amazing "No-Mess" nicotine toothpicks in amazing flavors right now 20% off when you visit https://pixotine.com/elijah. Try them all or buy some for a friend, they'll thank you later because they're are basically no restrictions on where you can use them! Be 21 or older to check them out UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩ WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩ APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS: [email protected] ➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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Well, today I'm actually extremely sad.
It turns out bad news, everybody.
MTV News is shutting down.
You heard it here first, folks, breaking news with hard-hitting coverage, such as how the wild and outcast is denouncing systemic racism.
Demi Lovato memorializes Breonna Taylor and speaks out against white privilege.
And of course, the most important story of the year, no drinking bleach will not cure diseases.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are in a new era.
Vice is going bankrupt.
BuzzFeed News is shutting down.
And MTV News, which you might have just found out existed today, is no longer going to exist.
I don't know what to do.
I guess we're going to have to rely on our favorite mainstream media outlets like CNN, where Trump gave a town hall that some are saying secured his re-election, but others are saying has backfired.
We have so much good stuff.
It is approximately 10.05 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is another episode of Knightly Offensive.
let's get into it all right i'm cutting that off because my name is elijah shaffer and i'm your top 17 host You might have wanted to dance today.
You might have wanted a little bit of rhythm, a little bit of rhyme.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is bobsled time.
I am your top 17 host, and this is Knightly Offensive.
Welcome back to another great show.
As you might notice, as you might see, we don't have a guest today.
We don't have a guest.
And you'll guess who our guest was supposed to be.
It was Dave Landau, who coincidentally once had a contract that said that if he was five minutes late, he didn't get paid.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, today Dave Landau is more than five minutes late.
He is non-existent.
He actually had a, we had a miscommunication there on the actual date.
It's like two mentally inhibited individuals with chromosome disorders and a splash of autism and personality quirks trying to get anything done.
It's not a good look.
It's not a good look, but we have still have a very good show for you today.
I'm super excited to talk about this because now you're getting real raw Elijah.
This is sushi Elijah.
This is rotting fish Elijah.
It's fish that is so fresh, but also rotting.
It makes me think of Chelsea Handler.
And I don't want to get into why.
That reminds me of that.
But you're going to get the unfiltered me.
It's been a while since it's just been us.
We got some crazy stuff going down as Trump was at a town hall.
You might have watched Crowder's live stream of it, but we've got the best analysis.
Let's look at what's going on in the underworld.
Well, I know you're not surprised, but Trump decided to pull the rug out from under us and did a town hall with the ratings behemoth CNN that hasn't had a live viewer since 2016.
That's actually true, reminding you that Tucker Carlson put out a video.
I think he had over 20 million views on Twitter.
I mean, it's so shocking.
What are we to do about it?
But I mean, I feel pretty happy, right?
Trump is back in some ways more than others.
He's got the face of a lion.
He's got the skin of Cheetos.
He's got the hair piece of a man half his age.
I mean, what a beautiful man.
But he was pressed on a wide variety of issues, which we're going to be talking about, because there is a lot of debate going on in this country about whether or not this is our guy.
And that's my question, chat.
Is Trump our guy?
Because on one hand, he says things like this.
Now, because we're spending money like drunken sailors.
So, just to be clear, Mr. President, you think the U.S. should default if the White House does not agree to the spending cuts Republicans will be able to do that.
You might as well do it now because you'll do it later.
Because we have to save this country.
Our country is dying.
Our country is being destroyed by stupid people, by very stupid people.
Agreed.
Agreed, Mr. Trump.
Our country is being destroyed by very, very stupid people.
If you don't know how stupid things have really gone, because I'm going to pop off on this, I want to remind you our very favorite hyena from the 1996 hit classic or 1999, The Lion King.
She's been in movies for a while, been on screen, also the previous girlfriend of Montelle Williams, Kamala Harris.
Who knows why she's squished like that?
What a weird squishiness.
But she's had a lot of squishiness, right, going on here.
Listen to this at our most recent press conference.
Listen to what she had to say about children.
Everything is in context.
My mother used to, she would give us a hard time sometimes, and she would say to us, I don't know what's wrong with you young people.
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
I feel like I have been saying that longer than anybody.
I was going down to the doohickey thingamabob store the other night and a couple of youngins, multi-layered, wearing their stussy or their stusy t-shirts and their Lakai shoes.
You know what I mean?
Those brands that skateboarders used to wear in 2009.
I don't know any new brands.
And they were hitting one of those vaporizer maguzus.
And I said, hey there, kiddos.
Hello, fellow children.
you just fell out of the coconut tree yeah it's it's um almost remarkable how fecklessly stupid these people are I don't even know.
I don't think I've ever heard that statement.
Children falling out of the coconut tree.
I wonder if that's a reference to the large cylindrical coconut balls that are on top of the shaft and the fact that maybe they were sperm and that's what we're talking about, like coconut juice or something.
I mean, I don't really know what I'm supposed to extract from that, but I do agree with Trump in more ways than one, that we are being led by some of the dumbest human beings in history.
And it makes me wonder, are we actually being led by these humans?
Or are we in many ways actually being led by a darker and more secretive group of people that are pulling the strings?
Because there's no way in hell that this person is real.
I mean, that's not a real human being.
It's like a robot that's gone off script.
Kamala Harris reminds me of the paper clip from Windows 2000 that would be like, can I help you?
Do you need help with anything?
And you're like, dude, no.
What you could do is build an operating system that works, Bill Gates.
But instead, he decided to get into fighting disease and creating artificial meat.
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
What's up, chat?
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But we get back into the nature of things, right?
We're back to the original nightly offensive, the original slightly offensive Elijah.
We've talked about coconuts.
We've talked about shafts.
I've gotten in trouble.
Some people have said I'm obsessed with talking about those things.
Maybe it's true.
Maybe it is.
Somebody also recently said on Twitter that I was the first Jew not to make it in media.
I just want to clarify, I'm not Jewish because if I was Jewish, I would have probably made it in media.
That's just a true statement.
And I wish I was.
I really do.
Because I might have a better understanding of what's going on here in the world today.
God bless our Jewish friends out there in the world.
But I think people have a very misunderstanding of what's going on.
And Trump went on this town hall and people have to remember he knew that he was giving ratings to CNN.
And from my understanding, I don't know if he actually got money for this, but it's very possible that he did.
It is very possible because nobody's really talking about the fact that he said that he actually basically created an agreement with them in order to get their ratings up.
It seems weird to me that the guy who complains about the fake news and mainstream media also loves a good sissy fight with them, right?
I mean, this is our man, right?
This is who it is.
This is who's running the back end of the Republican Party.
Now, I'm not a desanctimonious de-simp like a lot of people, because as many criticisms as I have about Trump, right?
Including Operation Warp Speed.
We could also look under there the failure to build the wall, the failure to actually drain the swamp, and, of course, allowing our favorite global controllers in his ear through Jared Kushner whispering and just like, oh yeah, go bomb Yemen.
Drop a bomb.
Just kill some brown people, right?
They love it.
They love us fighting their wars.
They're so into that.
It's like a little conniving thing.
It's like, let's just raise the interest rates and fight more wars.
And that's all America really is right now.
It's like hiking interest rates and global wars.
And I think China actually has a much better approach.
I'm going to get a lot of crap from you guys in general.
People are like, oh, I hate hearing Elijah simp for the CCP.
I'm not simping for the CCP.
I just have been studying international relations for the last couple of years, pretty in depth, been tracking along.
And I think that the CCP's approach of using foreign aid to fund infrastructure projects and create like the BRICS international banking system is a better way to gain the sympathy of the world than to be international imperialist bullies who bomb people, give foreign aid to stoke foreign wars, and then provide arms to guerrilla groups.
Our people hate the U.S. because of the way that we behave internationally.
And I would hate to think that our founding fathers would be crying if they saw the way that we behave today because I don't think they started this country so that we could be these international bullies.
I think they actually want us to be a virtuous nation, but instead of that, we are left with a country of losers, degenerates, and psychopaths.
But I'm still not abandoning Trump because I do think Trump's our guy.
I do think he's our guy.
Maybe you don't.
That's possible.
You don't have to think he's our guy, but I do.
Now, one of the more important measures of this, I want to look at a few clips from this of what's going on here because there's quite a bit.
There's quite a bit to break down.
Now, Mario Nafal, I don't know if you know who that is, Mario Nafal.
Can we get this up?
Yeah.
Mario Naufall.
I don't know.
Is that how you say it?
He did this.
So basically, he brought up a thread, and we know that Trump was there, right?
He comes on the stage.
He's very excited.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm excited too because Trump came on the stage.
Now let's talk about a couple of things that he actually said and what was going on.
Now, I'm not able to play this on YouTube.
Unironically, I still can't play this on YouTube.
But he was asked about the 2020 election, and he still believes that there were irregularities or that the election was not fair, right?
Was not free and fair.
Now, YouTube and different big tech companies say it was fair, that there's no way to question it, right?
Before 2020, we were supposed to question everything.
We were supposed to question 2016.
We were supposed to question our own sanctity.
In fact, fast forward to 2023, we're not only supposed to be questioning our own gender, but we're supposed to be questioning the gender of our children.
So, I mean, even our own wieners are on the line, literally, on the line of being cut off.
But when it comes to that murky 2020 through 2021, the entire global redistribution of wealth, forced medical tyranny, lockdowns, questionable politics, we're actually supposed to memory hole it and forget it and just whoop bye.
See you later.
We're not supposed to talk about it anymore.
So much to the point that they've made it against terms of service, which is why we are on Rumble.
So you got to make sure you're following us on locals.
You've got to make sure you're following us on Rumble, rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
You've got to have the backup.
And perhaps this show is within the next several weeks is going to be streaming on Twitter as well.
So that's very cool, very cool stuff.
But we get Trump and he's back in the house.
Can I just give a special rant real fast against these feckless losers who are writing DeSantis' balls?
Like, how disingenuous are these people legitimately?
In 2015 and 2016, they mocked us for supporting Trump.
They literally made fun of us and essentially called us some form of like mentally ill racists and xenophobes.
A lot of these people, oh, and I'm going to say this, and this is going to piss some people off, but a lot of the people who support DeSantis now were literal leftists during the last the primary election, right?
So like, I mean, I just saw a new Prager U personality.
I don't do names here.
I don't do gossip, but I saw a new Prager U personality has ex-BLM activist in his bio, which is the most wild thing.
It's like, why do we keep losing?
Oh, maybe because we're literally hiring the other side and we are literally hiring people who grifted and wanted careers in politics, didn't make it in the left, so had a quick conversion.
And now there are spokespeople.
I think like the Prager U right now has like Amala, CJ, this other guy, Analdo.
So now you have like three out of four of their personalities are black.
And that's like interesting, right?
Because that's not even statistically possible.
So Prager Us got jumped on the intersectional bandwagon and kind of like courting people who just left the left.
And that's fine, whatever.
They can do whatever they want, you know?
I mean, they're their own organization.
They run things that way.
But I just want to point out that a lot of these DeSantis people that are like, oh, I don't support Trump.
Bitch, you never supported Trump, okay?
You never supported him.
When did you support him?
You supported him when all of the people started putting MAGA in their social media profiles and they started pretending like they started pretending like they were supporters so they could grow their freaking social media accounts.
And somebody's got to say that.
The only reason why people supported Trump during his first term was because they were wrong.
And instead of admitting, oh, I was wrong, Trump was actually doing well for the country.
They went, I'm going to grift and create a political persona based solely off of this.
You had MAGA this and MAGA that.
And it's like, oh, sincerely, F you, genuinely F you, because it took one flip the moment that he lost the 2020 election, whether you think it was fair or not, whether you care to give a damn.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, suddenly the rat race starts and they're moving and they're fleeing and they're like vermin.
They're like bugs.
They're like cockroaches.
They're always going to be there, but they're just annoying.
They're a nuisance.
And yes, Elijah Schaefer rarely does shows on his own again.
So you don't always get the schizo side of me that many of you are glad doesn't return very often.
But I have thoughts and I have feelings.
I'm a 40-year-old black woman.
I am a lesbian and I have opinions, okay?
That's the truth of what's going on here.
So they literally did not, they did not have any opinions.
And then now they jump over and then they say, okay, cool.
Yeah, now I support DeSantis.
No, you've always supported what you thought was politically expedient and that's the reality.
So you're not, you've never been a loyalist.
You've never understood the movement.
You don't have any values.
You don't have any virtues in terms of politics and wanting to win a war, which is why the left continually unites and fights to win and the right wastes time punching each other and beating each other up instead of trying to win elections.
But one of the main criticisms that I had of Trump that I thought was really interesting was the fact that, you know, one of my biggest criticisms has been his abandonment of January 6th prisoners.
And he happened to answer a question and here's what he said about what he would do with January 6th prisoners.
Come on, Mr. President.
Thank you, Wayne.
My question to you is, will you pardon the January 6 rioters who were convicted of federal offenses?
I am inclined to pardon many of them.
I can't say for every single one because a couple of them probably they got out of control.
But, you know, when you look at Antifa, what they've done to Portland, and if you look at Antifa, look at what they've done to Minneapolis and so many other, so many other places.
Look at what they did to Seattle and BLM.
BLM.
Many people were killed.
These people, I'm not trying to justify anything, but you have two standards of justice in this country.
And what they've done, and I love that question, because what they've done to so many people is nothing, nothing.
And then what they've done to these people, they've persecuted these people.
And yeah, my answer is I am most likely, if I get in, I will most likely, I would say it will be a large portion of them.
You know, they did a very, and it will be very early on.
And they're living in hell right now.
So they come together.
They're living in hell.
And they're policemen and they're firemen and they're soldiers and they're carpenters and electricians and they're great people.
Many of them.
And yes.
I mean, credit where credit's due, Mr. Trump, but I also don't know where you were.
And I understand this was, I'm going to make a defense and an attack on Trump for this specifically when it comes down to why he may not have defended the January 6th victims.
I call them victims because they are people who were targeted politically in a way that was expedient at the time.
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Okay.
So back to what I was going to say about the January 6th stuff that is so, so, so important.
Well, nobody remembers during this time.
That was when this channel was actually demonetized, right?
They demonetized me for being a reporter and I've had constant attacks and people coming against me for doing my job.
Luck, I have good news for you guys, though.
Not only am I working at the Next News Network right now on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you know, they have over 2.2 million subscribers, a very, very, very great demographic.
But there's a couple other companies that I might start working with too, a couple networks that are talking to me.
I might get back into journalisming.
I know we're going back out on the streets this weekend.
It's an amazing time.
But I can tell you that while we've been vocal here and have always been in support and realizing that, you know, this event that's been memory hold from the past was largely a government psyop, which was largely government influenced.
We saw that there were informants all over the place.
We never got a clear understanding of why security forces weren't there.
But also, I firmly believe something that a lot of people don't understand.
I believe that the public opinion and the state of politics was to a point that there was something going on behind the scenes that was threatening Trump and his family and perhaps even greater issues in our nation if he behaved differently than he did.
And I'm not trying to excuse his behavior.
I think the way that he in many ways abandoned January 6ers should show that, you know, you should never support politicians blindly and that they don't necessarily care about you, even if you care about them.
And I agree with that criticism.
But I also, from being on the back end investigation side of things and seeing sort of the threats that were made, I just believe that there was other things going on that were not as simple as we might like to think.
And while Jesse Kelly can go out and be like, you know, Trump abandoned you, he didn't care.
And it sounds correct.
I don't think that's balanced.
And I also don't think it's balanced to say that Trump, you know, did all he could do.
I believe that it was a very interesting moment and it was a testing of his character.
I think he failed.
Genuinely.
I think he failed.
But I also don't believe that we know the full story of what was going on or what was going to happen.
Oh, I don't even know how I brought that up.
How'd that even turn on the screen?
Then when he was asked about if he would apologize to Mike Pence, because Mike Pence came out against him, this is what he had to say.
But one person who was at the Capitol that day, as you know, was your vice president, Mike Pence, who says that you endangered his life on that day.
I don't think he was in any danger.
Mr. President, do you feel that you owe him an apology?
No, because he did something wrong.
He should have put the votes back to the state legislatures, and I think we would have had a different outcome.
I really do.
But he doesn't have the authority to do that, as you know.
What?
The vice president does not have the authority to reject those.
I love this idea of like, oh, he doesn't have the authority, right?
You have this chick right here.
He doesn't have the authority.
I do think Pence messed up.
I think Pence is a deep state player.
I think he works in the cabal.
I think he keeps the military-industrial complex on its toes and going.
I don't believe that he's looking out for the vesture of the American people.
Part of me believes that that's why Trump chose him and decided to pick him because he was an establishment pick.
Is he a moral guy?
Sure, in terms of maybe his personal morality is good, but that's not why I choose a leader.
I choose a leader because they're tough, because they can do something.
And quite frankly, when we look at the way Mike Pence behaved, he's a traitor to our country, and I hold nothing to that.
Now, Chad's asking, what's wrong with DeSantis?
There's nothing wrong with DeSantis as a governor of Florida.
Okay?
There's nothing wrong with him.
I just know that, you know, it worries me and it sets off my alarm bells when all the establishment neocon chills are starting to support DeSantis, put their money behind him and using him as a mechanism to attack Trump.
That should raise your alarm bells too, because you're seeing a similar treatment to DeSantis as you saw the Mike Pence.
Now, I agree with Anomaly.
There's a lot of criticisms to be had of Trump, like I mentioned earlier, about his handling with Operation Warp Speed, the southern border, just to name a few.
Also, his focus on foreign policy, much greater over domestic policy, which did pan out pretty well when it came to North Korea, when it came to Iran.
But, of course, like moving the embassy to Jerusalem, who cares?
I don't.
I really don't.
Now, to go back to the original clip where he said that America is being run by very stupid people, this has got to be one of the funniest clips that just came out and reminds you of why we're in a financial crisis.
Listen to this criticism from Mr. Sherman on the crypto being a scam because they invent coins out of thin air and then reminding us all directly why we're in an inflationary crisis simply because the United States government thinks that it can just print money out of thin air.
Listen.
Crypto bros make money literally by making money and they've made over a trillion dollars out of thin air.
They'll accuse the U.S. government of making money out of thin air.
Maybe we do, but we're the U.S. government.
Hey, Listen, listen.
I'll just say this.
I'll just say this.
Perhaps, perhaps.
You know, other people out there are very bad people.
They kill people.
They murder people.
And killing people is wrong.
They just kill people on the streets.
Now, they accuse the U.S. of going to other countries and just murdering people in the millions.
And perhaps we do because we are the U.S. government.
It's like, why would you admit that on air?
I don't understand that level of reasoning.
I really don't understand it.
It's so bizarre.
It is so bizarre.
And to really think that we've gotten to a place where they're admitting that the U.S. government no longer is concerned about their money.
Now, a little breakdown, if you're not very familiar with economic and monetary policy, to put it into perspective, the U.S., at the end of World War II, we basically had, became the universal currency for the world and for global trade in many ways.
Of course, we were backed by gold, but then we changed that a few decades later.
At one point, France almost went to war with the United States.
I think in 1971, when they sent a battleship to New York, almost to fire on us because they wanted their gold back.
We didn't give people their gold back.
Instead, we decided that we were going to trade only universally oil in dollars.
And that's how we got our inflated military budget in the military-industrial complex, because this is really like a really bad summary, but is that the U.S. dollar is no longer backed by gold.
It's backed by military power.
So like with Gaddafi or in Venezuela, even in Yemen, or you see Iraq, if you go against the grain, if you try to question the universal trade policy on the U.S. dollar, we will bomb your country.
We will remove you as a leader.
And in case you don't know about this, we threatened Saudi Arabia in the 70s or 80s.
I forget which it was.
We threatened to Iraq them.
And instead of Iraqing them, they agreed to continue trading in U.S. dollars.
They continued to trade their oil and they allowed us to set up bases in their country.
And now we provide military protection from Iran.
So that's very interesting.
But that's just a problem here.
That's just a great problem.
And people are saying that the dollar hasn't been backed by gold.
Yeah, maybe not enough gold, but at least we thought it was for some time being, for some time being.
Oh, what a crazy time.
All right.
Well, on that segment, that's what's going on there.
And that's what's been happening.
And I did bring this up because I thought this was funny.
You know, he said that we are being led by very stupid people.
And I really had a hard time finding out if this was a parody or not.
But this is San Francisco District 5 supervisor.
So this is a, I believe this is a real politician who has decided that in the midst of everything going on with safety, that what we should be doing is creating legislation to disarm security guards.
Hey, everyone, District 5 Supervisor Dean Preston.
As the pressure continues to mount for the district attorney to release the videotape of Walgreens security guard shooting and killing Banco Brown, we also need to take some action to make sure this never happens again.
That's why today at the Board of Supervisors, I will be calling for legislation to specifically prohibit security guards from drawing their weapons to protect property.
Human life is more important than property.
We need to change our local law so that security guards cannot unholster their weapons just to protect property.
Hey, everyone.
What the hell?
Yeah.
So there's this idea of disarming security guards, which to me is absolutely nuts and shows you the reality of what's going on in this country.
When you have dudes like this, now I feel like he knows something, if you know what I'm saying.
But if you don't know what I'm saying, that's probably because you are a better human being.
I am myself am realizing the reality.
There's a lot of similarities between these people that are manipulating our society and deconstructing our civilization.
And what is that similarity?
It's that they're demon rats that watch MSNDC.
Democrats, fatherless Democrats shooting people in the streets, beating people up.
These Democrats, if only we would vote differently.
But then, oh, now they have mail-in voting.
So now you know what we need to do?
We need to harvest ballots like the demon rats and get our elephant Republicans like Mitch McConnell back into power because they're going to change things.
That's really going to, it's really going to transform the country.
I'm really excited about it.
Although, at the same time, do you know that there was over 112 armed security guards that were killed in the line of duty last year and only 72 police officers, from my understanding?
Now, they always say that there's always a couple hundred police officers or 116, but from actually being shot or killed or stabbed, I believe the number is like half that because they actually include an officer dying in the line of duty, like heart attacks, natural causes, car accidents, etc.
But, and I might be off on this, but I looked at data.
There are more security guards that are killed protecting property in the United States than there are police.
Now, I might be totally off on that.
And if that's not credible, then don't quote me.
But when I actually broke down the numbers, it looked like from actually being stabbed or shot, private security has a higher mortality rate, an on-the-job risk.
But that's actually what I've seen.
And he wants to disarm them.
And that's what it is.
It's about taking away our civility, our ability to protect ourselves.
And you thought they just wanted to disarm the police.
You thought they just wanted to take away those rights.
No, they want to take away every single right down to the bottom.
And this is in San Francisco, by the way, reminding you that during this time, you know, when he goes, you know, you shouldn't be able to shoot someone to protect property, which I don't agree with.
I think that it depends on what's going on.
Like, I mean, if someone just throws like an ice cube at your car, should you shoot them?
No.
But I think if someone's like breaking into your home and stealing stuff, I think you have the right to neutralize the target.
That's my personal two cents on that.
And I also do not believe in any way, shape, or form that San Francisco should be leading the Calvary march on reducing the rights of security guards to protect property, considering the fact that when you go to rent a car in San Francisco, which I was there recently, they tell you that they don't even cover broken windows on the cars.
And if you leave your stuff in the car and it gets broken into, it's your liability, even if you buy insurance.
That's how bad it is.
So I don't think they're anyone to be talking.
Let's look at some funny things.
I'm tired of looking at the matrix.
We've got more to talk about Trump and these issues, as well as some insane stories about Gen Z. Let's laugh a little bit.
It's almost June.
It's almost June, which means that we've got to be getting our outfits together.
As you guys know, I'm a new father and I'm already working on picking out my next outfit for my son.
I'm getting him the Pride Baby AOP bodysuit in black.
It's got everything.
It's got mermaids.
The only downside to this that I thought genuinely was that the mermaids weren't black.
Like, why were the mermaids not black?
You know what I mean?
I thought mermaids are all black.
I thought that was a scientifically accurate understanding.
And there was no trans representation on here too.
It was mostly just gay stuff.
And I feel like gay is so 2017, right?
Like, who cares about gay people?
I want like, I want aliens.
You know, I want people to be so unrecognizable that I can't even give them human rights because they don't look human.
They've surpassed the level of tolerance.
They can't even be intolerant.
They're just supernatural.
They are gods.
That's really what they want to be.
They want to be gods.
But that's absolutely beautiful.
I'm really happy about that.
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If you don't know anything a little more on the story of Trump, So Trump obviously was recently on trial for SA, right?
He was put on trial for that.
And by this woman who accused him of like 30 years ago of taking advantage of her and actually forcing himself on her.
Now, what's absolutely insane about this is not only are most claims like this false, but up until last year, New York had a statute of limitations, if people don't know this, between 10 to 20 years to be able to try someone for claims in this department.
What's even more insane is that they randomly changed the law last year and then had this window where you could still file charges for over 20 years ago.
This girl happened to jump in that window, file these charges against Trump.
He is found not liable for actually committing the forced sexual contact.
He's found not liable as most men are, but then he was still found liable to spend $5 million to pay her back for her damages.
And if you want to know how ridiculous this stuff really does get, genuinely speaking, in these kangaroo courts in New York, is that when he was not found guilty of the crime, but guilty for the damages, I want to remind you that you don't need to actually be guilty of anything.
You don't need to have evidence, but you could still have to pay the consequences.
And that's what's crazy about a clown world is when the game is rigged, the rules are not followed, lies are stated, but you still have to pay.
You go to jail, right?
Like the January 6th prisoners, you still go to prison.
There's still consequences because as Andrew Tate said, what did he say?
Light travels the fastest.
And the second thing that travels the fastest are rumors and lies.
And that's true for Donald Trump in this statement.
And to remind you how crazy this woman is, do you remember when these charges first got filed against Trump?
I know this is not supposed to be funny.
When these charges first got pushed against Trump, remember her interview about it?
I still think this is funny because you could tell this woman is mentally ill.
Listen to this.
Don't feel like a victim.
I was not thrown on the ground and ravished.
The word rape carries so many sexual connotations.
This was not sexual.
It just, it hurt.
It just, it just, you know.
I think most people think of rape as a, I mean, it is a violent assault.
It is not.
I think most people think of rape as being sexy.
Let's take a short break.
Think of the fantasies.
We're just going to take a quick break if you can stick around.
When you made the gay guy, he even made the gay guy uncomfortable.
Gay people have pretty wild fetishes and stuff.
And even he's like, yeah, I feel uncomfortable.
I feel uncomfortable with that statement, right?
And like, yeah.
Okay, first of all, gross.
Second of all, gross.
And also, this is not a funny topic, but it does bring up the question of who is doing that.
Secondly, on top of that, is Trump is a billionaire.
I don't think he's targeting people like that.
Or if he was, I don't think that's the case.
And on top of that, there's so much around this.
Do you know?
It just came out today that they tried to dismiss a juror because he watched Tim Poole on this trial.
And that's what you can expect to happen when you end up in a court in these large cities.
You will be judged by a jury, not of your peers, but by a jury of queers.
I'm going to coin that, right?
That's a pretty good one.
That's a pretty good one.
Not by a jury of peers, but a jury of queers.
There will be a bunch of non-binary women who are psychotic on antidepressants and love pegging their boyfriends, which if you're into that, whatever.
I mean, SSRIs and pegging.
Some people say that's their dream.
And then you get to do your favorite thing.
You get to sit on a jury and you're having, you know, your withdrawals from you're using your Adderall in the morning and your Xanax at night and you have this balance and you're sitting and your eyes are glazed over and you're full of the devil and you're just like waiting to convict the man that they told you was guilty.
So you don't have to be Trump to be convicted.
If you're a white straight male or if you're just a white male in general, the chances of you actually getting declared innocent in a country that's more concerned with social justice than they are with true criminal justice, then you're going to be put in this situation.
And you'll notice that everybody who hates Trump are weird.
They're weird and they're crazy.
They're weird and they're crazy.
I have nothing else to say about that.
Orange Man guilty before even being interviewed.
I do want to bring this up.
This is totally random.
This is totally random.
Just I feel like I don't know what's going on in this timeline.
I don't know if you guys saw this, but Hezbollah, the influencer, has been released from jail and is now on house arrest.
And I shared, I actually got somebody leaked some images to me from Hezbollah's house arrest.
I posted them.
I feel like I am a good journalist.
I feel like I know what I'm doing.
So this is a live look at Hezbollah's house arrest.
It's very sad.
He's going in there and he's getting himself taken care of.
So very, very, very sad for him.
I don't know what the interest is of a grown man that looks like a baby, but I think it was so funny when Mike Tyson, I think it was, didn't know that he was a grown man and then picked him up like a baby and like went on his neck and thought he was a baby.
But he's actually like a 30-year-old man or something like that.
That's all ridiculous.
But it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
On a funnier note, too, I want to bring up a greater discussion.
I want to continue to discuss this.
Los Angeles just revealed its new, I think, what is this called?
It is its new creative office tower.
And I begs to ask me the question, why do they do this to us?
Like, I find this to be almost comical.
This looks like a picture of a building after the earthquake in Turkey, right?
This is like a post-earthquake building.
Why do they insist on creating such ugly structures, such disgusting buildings?
It really truly is something out of a book.
It is a bit of a mockery, I would say, to Western civilization as a whole, right?
That they tend to make these buildings a reflection of the values.
And so film and art and architecture will reflect what's internally happening, not just in the heart of the creators behind it, but of the general temperature of the cultural norms.
Because when you think about this, even if somebody's perverted or somebody's crazy or somebody's grotesque, you're not going to be able to create something that people are going to protest against.
So they're not going to accept.
So the fact that somebody not only wanted to create this, the fact that they got it cleared by banks, the fact that they got someone to build it, and hey, what's up, bombs?
The Mexicans just built it because they do that.
And then people are celebrating it reminds us of how far we've truly fallen.
And I'm not a Tartaria type of ancient lost civilization kind of guy.
But if I had to put my two guesses on this, I would say that this is not a good prospect of a future of where our country's headed.
If this is what we're making, this is like the Biden presidency tower.
This is the Biden home office, right?
Just confusing.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with that.
It is so disgusting.
It really is so absolutely disgusting.
I have no thoughts.
I have no thoughts on it.
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Yeah, I don't know if you're the baby.
Kez had just gotten home right now and my door was open to the studio and I hear the baby crying.
Did you guys hear the baby crying?
Did anybody hear the baby cry?
Anyone hear that?
Did anybody hear that?
I don't know if anybody heard that.
I don't know if anybody can hear the baby crying.
He's so super cute.
He's super cute.
I really do love this.
Dude, I wish I could show you guys.
He's just the cutest little thing.
Honestly, it's pretty remarkably beautiful.
Let's go ahead and let's look at some things that are so crazy.
These are the WTF.
And I got to let you guys know this.
People are back contaminating food.
Imagine if you spent money on food that you could barely afford.
And it turns out our fatherless Democrats have been licking it.
Let's look at what's happening in grocery stores.
Well, it looks like 2019 and 2020 are repeating itself again.
We have fatherless Democrats.
Fatherless Democrats.
Go ahead, baby.
Get ice cream.
Get ice cream.
Let me taste it.
Let me taste it.
Hurry up, put it back.
it's so funny you know when you're like 33 years old and you lick a little ice cream You know, you can get chlamydia from that to be completely upfront with you guys.
And I don't understand why we still do these things.
And I only brought this video up because I have been finding that bad behavior never stops.
And you can kind of predict where we're headed as a country based on videos like this because it was just a little while ago, if you don't remember this, where a woman was facing up to 20 years in prison back in 2019.
We covered this on the show back then.
But, you know, this is from news.com.au.
And let me see, exit out of this.
She was a woman who went viral for licking ice cream.
This was on TikTok in a supermarket to face charges.
Police say that they have identified a woman seen in a viral video licking a tub of ice cream before replacing it in a Walmart supermarket freezer in Texas.
A short video posted to Twitter on the weekend quickly went viral after it showed a woman licking the top of blue ball ice cream tub before oh blue balls, no blue bell, my bad, uh.
Before resealing it and stuffing it back into the freezer.
A man, apparently filming the video, appeared to be egging the woman on, to be saying, lick it, lick it, lick it, which also is the slogan uh on the wall in children.
Drag queen story, dance moves in bars.
Remember it won't lick itself.
I don't know if you remember that uh, it got 11 million views and 27 000 retweets and she was facing uh, from my understanding, 20 years in prison.
So I don't understand why people do this.
But he's not the first person, because I remember during the lockdowns and what was going on there.
Uh, I don't think this will actually show up fully on the on the page, but a man, why is it always Texas?
Why is this always Texas?
Huh, that's a good question.
A Texas man who threatened to have people infected with covet 19 uh, lick groceries was sentenced to 15 months in prison.
So I think it.
The story was that he went to go pay somebody to lick like what is this?
To go lick the groceries, and essentially all that it did was he ended up getting in trouble and then he ended up uh, going to prison.
So I guess we haven't really learned our lessons, but I don't know why people are still doing this.
Even worse than that.
Just to remind you of how why you should wash your veggies not your chicken, though.
But you also have this woman right from CNN.
She was arrested for licking eighteen hundred dollars worth of grocery store items.
Police say, there's another fatherless Democrat, there's another fatherless Democrat.
We always have a problem with these people.
They're everywhere.
There's always a problem.
There's always the issue, we never know why.
We never know why, but people are licking.
It's a very difficult time.
I just don't know.
I've fallen pretty far in my life before.
I've had very, very low lows and very high highs, and i've been very high.
But even if I was in my lowest low and I was at the same time, very high, I don't think I would lick food in a grocery store.
It's not up there in my to-do list.
I don't know what you guys think about that, but it's kind of disgusting.
Freaking Democrats.
If only they would stop.
If only they would stop.
We have a couple more stories to talk about today as well, which is, uh oh, I wanted to bring this up too.
I don't know why I wanted to bring this up, but this woman uh, was arrested for letting a seventh grader a teacher hit her vape.
She said that she just wanted to fit in, and I don't know why people care about what teenagers think about you.
They don't pay rent and also, I think you do more than vaporize.
That looks like somebody who does drugs.
That's crazy.
You can get arrested for having a seventh grader hit your vape.
I would think she'll just get fired right like, maybe i'm like retarded or something, or I don't, I don't know.
I just feel like she would get fired for that, but you got arrested, I guess that's.
Is that criminal, is it?
I guess if it has nicotine in it right, that's a criminal offense, because that's you can't like um, give nicotine to minors.
I don't know, that's pretty intense.
Go to jail for some.
Letting someone have a rip of the vape uh, that's a pretty weird way to go to jail that's.
It's pretty crazy, right?
Oh, is it cannabis vape?
Okay, yeah, I don't know.
Because you know what?
Out here in Australia, the vapes don't have nicotine in them because it's illegal.
They care more about tackling vaporizers on the streets here than they do Sudanese gangs.
Australia in a nutshell for you.
Australia in a nutshell for ya.
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Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby, I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Ooh, baby.
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby, I, I, I.
Yes, we are back.
Uh, this next story I couldn't show on YouTube because they just don't like me to show stuff like this.
And I try to be respectful, the platforms.
I do want to say that I'm super excited that Twitter TV is supposed to be coming out.
So the show, I need to, I also just got permission to live stream on Instagram as well.
Very cool.
So I think this show is going to be on Instagram and Twitter as well.
So if you're more of like a social media on your phone kind of person, it'll be there.
But like the full show will only be available on Twitter, Rumble, and locals.
And then on locals, I'm working on creating a better segment just for you guys.
And as I'm redesigning the show, we will start taking calls again in locals.
So if you wanted to call into the show, locals only, we're going to be having call-ins again, which I'm kind of excited about.
This was a segment that you guys gave to me, this SOB thing.
These are stories that you guys email me, send me, but try to just put them on locals, chosen by you on the show.
This is really weird.
talk about this um okay so social media is extremely uh disingenuous right and
And I think that the trans movement probably could not be possible without the advent of social media.
Because social media has given us the ability to make ourselves look, feel, and act in ways that are not who we really are in the real world.
This is one reason why you'll find, as I'm a live show host, right?
I do live shows.
We do one cut.
Even when slightly offensive was pre-recorded or what I do that's pre-recorded, it's actually one cut.
I don't take breaks and I don't use a script.
This is just what it is.
And the most important part about that is that what you see is what you get.
This is who I am.
People that pre-record stuff, you can really put on an act.
So a lot of media, right, is teleprompter.
And when people are live, like they go on Tucker Carlson and you realize that they're not actually that smart.
In fact, they're retards and they were deceiving you the entire time.
It's called the wonderful world of editing.
Well, trans people have the same, very much the same benefit in the fact that when they go online, this is a Alejandra or whatever, a very, very popular activist.
They go on and they're like, hey, this is how I look.
Respect me.
I look like a woman.
Okay.
Somebody decided to go and to find like live clips of these people in the real world and like search their, all these activists and find out how they look in the real world.
So this is just a useless segment of looking at trans people.
And I want to say this is not picking on them because we're not trying to point out that they're ugly.
We're trying to point out that they look like men.
It's a very different category because I do want the show to reflect where I'm at in my life.
And I don't want to, I do, they are ugly.
I will tell you this.
They're both ugly women and they probably would be handsome men.
Maybe they would be.
But what you have right here isn't, is a, is a woman.
Now, how does this woman look in real life?
Here's the reality, right?
That's how they actually look.
So this person loves to say like, oh, I'm a, I look like a woman.
You think I'm not, you know, oh, let's see, like, yeah, side by side, right?
Right?
It's always the same thing.
It's always the same thing.
And it just gets worse and it gets worse.
Like, how about this girl?
Right?
Looks like, she looks like she, she listens to death metal, but doesn't know a single band.
You know, this is the kind of girl that like lets her, lets her adopted child drink at home.
You know, like, hey, listen, if you're going to drink anywhere, you better drink at home because that's the safest place to drink alcohol.
Well, I mean, that's how this trends, that's how they really look, right?
And this looks like this person's going to have a job on the right wing very, very, very soon, genuinely speaking.
All right, what about her?
I've seen this girl around a lot, right?
And I'm saying girl is a joke, but we've seen this girl.
You know, she looks all right, right?
I mean, she goes, she could pass.
It's a she, right?
Use her correct pronouns.
What are we thinking?
What are we thinking?
How does he really look?
Oof.
Oof.
Baby.
Baby.
Kez.
Come here.
Please.
I want to see if Kez, what Kez thinks about this.
I really want to get her opinion on this real quickly.
Do we want to see Kez?
Can we get some show Kez in the chat?
Oh, you can't.
Yo, she's in a bra.
But, and breastfeeding right now.
So that would be violating the nudity laws.
However, I want to show you something on the screen.
So we're looking at pictures of trans people on the internet.
We are talking about how editors, like YouTubers, can edit their videos and look like they know what they're talking about, but live, they're often retarded.
Trans people can use social media to make themselves look like they're real women.
It's all about editing, editing pictures and videos, and they make pictures and they try to pass.
And we're looking at their real images of who they look like in real life.
People got screenshots of these people.
What do you think about this?
So that's her.
She's pretty, right?
Yeah, looks good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's who we're really talking about.
Yeah.
How about this?
Next one.
Close your eyes.
Wait, close your eyes for a second.
How about this one?
How about this one?
Okay, so here we go.
We've got the pretty, we got a pretty, she's like a middle-aged woman.
She's like, looks fine for age.
Looks like she's got it, right?
How do you think she looks in reality?
Yeah, I know.
There's a lot of blur tool, but look at that.
Oh.
Oh.
The bottom teeth.
This is such a sad segment, too.
This is such a sad segment.
We got a couple more here.
Yeah, let me see if I can find.
Oh, yeah.
How about this?
So they always do pass, right?
And that's like she's a pretty girl.
You can still tell it's trans.
What a pretty girl that is.
Oh, there's the shadow.
Bangs.
Yeah.
Oh, that's invisible upper lip.
Yeah, the invisible upper lip, the masculine features.
I feel really bad doing this, but how about the trans VTubers?
This one's even better.
We got a trans VTuber.
Why don't they want to show their face?
Why do I feel like I met this person in?
I feel like I've met this person before in my high school.
I feel like I know who this is.
Hey, don't mess.
This is the kind of person that defends the kid getting bullied.
Don't mess with him.
Hey, and you don't know if it's a girl or a boy.
It's like, do you ever, excuse me, do you ever listen to Megadeth?
Do you listen to Megadeth?
Why do you, excuse me, why do you listen to Megadeth?
I just saw a skull patch on the back of your backpack, and I was wondering if that was a Megadeth skull.
That's what this girl would say, right?
I was wondering if that was a Megadeth skull.
Oh, no.
Yeah, so I'm saying, though, like, you don't know who it is.
It's like a non-binary Megadeth person.
We got a couple more here.
Let's see.
How about this V Tuber?
This V tuber who we, you know, VTubing is really a whole.
I should do a video on the weird world of V tubing.
But these are when people like are, it's like the avatars, like big YouTubers, hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
They don't show their face.
We found out who this VTuber was.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Woo!
That is.
They all have like a video.
Yeah, like we're on Rumble only right now, so we're on pedophile.
Yep, these are pedophiles.
If I had to draw a picture of a pedophile, okay.
But here's the best part about here.
Here's the best one.
This is my favorite one because this is a very prominent activist.
And while I can definitely tell this is a man, if you told me this was just like a Nordic woman with like Norwegian with a strong cheekbones, I would believe you.
Yeah, like John is right.
And this person's always going after Matt Walsh.
She, I didn't know this was a trans person.
I thought this was a girl, has gone after me many, many times, right?
And so you're like, wow, she's, and then you look at the reality.
No.
Yeah, that's who that is.
That's who that is.
That is who that is, right?
that's who that is now what's even worse is yeah well you you thought that was the worst i'm This segment's going longer than it should, but are you guys enjoying this chat?
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I don't know if people have taught me anything.
It's that Tartaria was a real place.
How come it's not?
Is it not?
Is my chat not?
Yeah, we were.
I guess my chat's not.
Oh, my chat.
There you go.
All right.
You guys are loving this.
Everyone says high, Kez in the chat.
She said, oh, okay.
So going back down, let's go down here.
This person, right?
British, clearly.
Clearly.
Clearly.
Look at that.
Wow.
Yeah, that is not.
Here, wait, you can go right.
Wait, wait.
Let me put this full screen here.
Hold up.
Yeah, come and sit down.
Come and join the show.
One second.
All right.
Kez is going to join the show in a second here.
Are we ready for this?
Kez is going to join the show.
She's going to join.
She's going to join the show.
Oh, oh, oh.
Kez is going to join the show.
So we're going to have Kez join the show in a little bit.
She will be here, but we got this.
Are we ready for a little bit of Kez?
Are we ready for a little bit of Kez?
I got to enjoy it.
I'm loving being a dad every moment of it.
It's just so good.
Do we want more?
Do we want any more?
Do we really need to show more?
I don't think.
I had one that I found, and I wanted to bring this up particularly because I feel like there's this new Blair White that's entered the conversation, right?
This new person that's got this.
I don't know if you've seen this person.
This is like the new version of Blair White.
This is a dude with boobs.
Very, very popular.
Everyone's really into this person.
I'd love to get him on a debate panel with Lauren Whitzke.
It'd be pretty cool.
All right, you're now.
Oh, let me turn off your camera.
I had your camera on.
What?
No, you're not on the screen, but you can pull that towards you.
You should be hot on the mic now.
All right.
Yeah, people can hear you now.
But this is a person that's very popular.
And that's not how this person looks in real life.
You want to see a side profile.
This is the side pro.
That's really who this is.
All my spots going to say.
He has something to say?
Say something, sir.
What do you think about it?
Just grunting and groaning.
That would be my son's little grunts.
Yeah, we can hear him.
We can hear the little grunt.
So this is like a new popular person.
I don't understand what that, what the appeal is.
And I got to say this.
Can we talk about this for a second here?
This idea of these, these, these right-wing, center-right trans people that I've fallen trapped to before.
Like, I want to be a human and treat people with respect in terms of like, like, I would have this person on my show again, you know, like, you know, on a debate panel, right?
Like, I think it's interesting.
It's entertainment.
Everyone would love to see Lauren Whitzky.
You know, that was a really good panel.
I had Blair White, John Doyle, Lauren Whitzke, and somebody else, you know, on a panel.
Remember, that was when Lauren called him Robert or something.
It was pretty wild.
So I would still have a debate panel with people that I disagree with or whatever.
But I think this is satanic because what it is, is that you're a man who's getting straight men to look at you with lust the way that they would look at a woman.
This person has big boobs, by the way.
And apparently they're natural from hormones before they went through puberty.
Really?
Yeah.
What is this person's name?
I don't know off the top of my head, but they're always, they're like very, very popular now on the right wing.
It's literally another Blair, another Blair White.
Which is a white.
Yeah, white trend, right-wing transgender.
And all the guys are like, oh, but she's hot, dude.
And they call her And stuff.
And I just think it's like it's it to me, it's not it's satanic because you're a dude and you're bringing the attributes of a woman that men would want like boobs or something to get their eyes, but you're a man, so you know men's sexuality well.
You understand?
And everyone knows gay people are a little more like overtly sexual.
So you're putting on this like sexual, you know, what men would want and you're trying to attract men and you're a man, so you know what attracts men.
And so you're putting on a male version of a woman.
And so it's not only are you like messing up your body and you're from and it's like gross and weird, but you're also like manipulating men's straight men's sexuality, which to me is demonic because you're like, yeah, well, like, and it's like, I don't really want men.
I just wanted like, like, I'll listen to him say stuff like, I don't really want men, but I look hot.
And who doesn't like boobs?
And it's like statements that are like, you who do they want?
Well, they would, they would think that men would want to hear that.
And I see all these like straight men on the comments, like, oh, like, yeah, I would bang and stuff.
And I feel bad because I think it's preying upon weak-minded men.
When they say they would bang, do they realize that it's a penis?
Or are they under the assumption that it's a woman?
Like, well, oh, well, it looks like a woman, so I'm having sex with a woman.
Or they realize, no, you will be the one bending over.
No, I don't think that's the case.
I think that these, I don't think these, I don't, I think these people might have bottom surgery.
They went, they went through, they transitioned when they were a kid.
So what, so what would, yeah, I, I agree with you about it being satanic.
So what about a man?
Wait, wait, real fast.
In the chat, do you guys know who that, who that guy is with the, the blonde-haired one?
What, uh, what is, uh, what is that dude's name, the trans one?
Um, let's look up their profile and look at them because you know, and they have like a million followers on TikTok.
And I, I, what I, what I found to be the weirdest thing about these, these dudes with boobs is that with boobs, yeah, these dudes with boobs is that their entire personality is that they're dudes with boobs, like you would expect, like you would expect, yeah, because men are obsessed with with the men are obsessed with sex, men are obsessed with things that the women, like women are not, even women that are hoes on OnlyFans and stuff still are not like, oh, my boobies and my nipples and my, and the only girls who talk like that are female comics, you know?
Yeah, my vagina leaked.
Real grotesque feminists.
Yeah, but I meant like they're still not curing my yoni or like these like weird different things that they like worship their sexual organs.
Yeah, but that's still not how women would talk.
But I just think it's weird that they're like, okay, here, and this is my favorite part about these trans people too.
Here's one of my second favorite part is that they go, like, listen, I just want to get back to the original conservative values when trans people were just adults.
Okay.
And here's the thing.
I want to get back to the point where like I'm a real trans person.
I want trans people to be like me who took puberty blockers as a child and developed real breast tissue as a man.
I don't want none of these hack trans people, these progressives who are just putting on a dress and nail polish and are just pretending to be women.
I want to be get back to the good old days of true Christian America where the trans people looked like women and where they felt like women and where their boobs actually looked nice in a bikini and their tux were great.
And you're like listening and you're like never got to go through male puberty.
Yeah, listen, I'll tell you this.
I don't want to hear about neuro-queerism.
I want to get back to transgenderism.
And you're like, what the hell is this?
What is this?
And I admit I'm guilty of this because I grew up in LA.
So I didn't even like, I had trans for, I've been friends with trans people and I like didn't understand it really, you know, growing up.
I wasn't pro-trans.
I thought it was weird, but I didn't understand it really until I, you know, really did my thesis in college and really looked into the psychology and down.
And I just, they're just mentally disturbed people.
And the fact, you know, the fact that these people are praised by the right wing is just something I'll never understand.
I'll never, I'll never understand this.
I will never, I will never get it.
I will never understand it.
Anyway, that's it for the SOB.
We got a good uplifting story here.
We got to switch topics.
This is actually pretty powerful of where we're winning.
Let's check this out.
This is actually a win.
I don't know if you saw about this, but conservatives took over a Colorado school board and then adopted a right-wing group social studies program, did not reapply for grants to pay counselors, and 40% of the high school's professional staff won't return next year.
This is a story out of NBC News.
Let's check this out.
This comes out of NBC in Woodland Park, Colorado, when a conservative state.
Why do they do this with their websites?
Like, why do you do this with your website?
Anyway, if candidates won control of the school board here 18 months ago, they began making big changes to reshape the district.
Woodland Park, a small mountain town that overlooks Pikes Peak, became the first and so far only district in the country to adopt the American birthright social studies standard created by right-wing advocacy groups that warns of the steady whittling away of American liberty.
Ooh, dangerous.
The new board hired a superintendent who was previously recalled from a nearby school after pushing for a curriculum that would promote positive aspects of the United States.
Wow.
You know, that's pretty crazy.
That's wild.
That's so wild, right?
He was recalled for trying to push curriculum in the schools that promoted a positive view of the United States.
Think about how far gone our districts are.
That in Colorado, he was taken out of his position because he wanted the kids to be taught things that gave them a positive outlook of their country.
These people deserve it.
Like they absolutely deserve it.
They deserve what they get.
And what's crazy is that they go, as teachers and students and parents began protesting these decisions, the administration barred employees from discussing the district on social media.
And it goes down that these rapid and sweeping shifts weren't coincidental.
Instead, it was a plan ripped from the MAGA playbook designed to catch opponents off guard.
This is a flood, the zone tactic, and the idea that if you advance on many fronts at the same time, then the enemy cannot fortify, defend effectively, counterattack at the one front.
Does this not just sound like what they've been doing to us this entire time?
They've been attacking from media, from education, from school boards.
And by the way, I would like to point this out too: is that the Democrats and the leftists can thank their shutdowns and the COVID for the fights in schools.
No parents knew what their kids were really being taught until they got into Zoom learning.
And once they got into Zoom learning, parents are like, what the hell?
Your teacher's telling you, like my six-year-old, that she's a slave, you know, descendant and that my other six-year-old, you know, I have two adopted kids, black and white, and that she owes her reparations.
They're like six, that they're, you know, they're teaching my kids, you know, book readings that talk about, you know, giving blowjobs to strap-ons.
Like, this is the reality.
And so parents were like, what the hell?
And they started fighting back.
Yeah.
That's what happened.
They found out during Zoom teaching, their kids were being taught nothing and garbage.
Yeah.
So they, do you know what?
We went from in 2017, 1.5 million kids homeschooled to after the pandemic, 5 million kids in the United States are homeschooled now.
Wow.
It tripled.
That's more than tripled.
Yeah, I know.
That's like, that's really exciting.
And it feels like for people who want to homeschool like I do, it feels like if so many more people are doing it, it feels like the homeschool community will get really good.
It's not just going to be a bunch of weirdo kids, but that it could start getting really good back to the roots of how.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
I'm doing something real fast.
Give me a second.
Well, tell me if I need a.
No, no, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Well, I'm here.
Hold on.
I can put this thing on.
Y'all making me nervous.
No, a lot.
Look at this.
Wait, wait, ready for this?
You're about to come on screen.
You're about to come on screen.
Why are you putting me on?
Oh, I think that's so funny.
I am breastfeeding.
I'm feeling my best today.
I can do it too, you know.
Just kind of come down here and just have the chat.
Like, hey, everyone.
Let's do this.
Let's just do a show down here, right?
We're all doing this now.
It's part of the fun.
It's part of the show.
We just do this.
There was times I remember I would just slowly, I'd be so bored on one show that I had at The Last Network that I would just start slipping out of my seat over the course of like 15 minutes.
And like every time the camera came to me, my head was just a little bit lower.
And I used to just do it.
And like, some people just didn't notice.
And like by the end of the show, I was just like down here and like speaking into the mic from the floor, basically.
And I always do weird stuff like that.
But I can't do it anymore than I'm producing my own show.
But we're back on the show.
You can't sit still.
I can't sit still.
No.
No, but I was going to say, like, I found this story to be really uplifting.
It's like, how dare they take over an institution?
And then they somehow figure out how to get it to reflect positive values.
And it's like, I saw this meme recently, which was this like queer guy.
And he has like piercings and like tattoos all over his face.
And there's like this, the Chad meme.
And he has a bunch of little Chad babies, like five little Chad boys, babies with binkies in their mouth, little like dummies.
And they're all around him.
And he's like, you can't homeschool your kids.
Then they're not going to know how to fit in society.
And then the dad goes, yes.
Exactly.
Yes.
We are not trying to fit in society.
We don't want to fit into this society.
We don't want to want Disney adult children.
I want to be actually, if my kids don't fit into society, we're doing something right.
And on that note, we've got to look at some of what society is pushing on us.
These videos are videos I saw, so you have to see them too.
Chelsea Hanley, you don't have to put them on.
I can do this.
You can hear it from there right here.
Chelsea Handler has decided that men should get vasectomies.
She has a PSA for you guys if you're squeamish.
I'm sorry.
Yep.
This is her.
This is her.
Chelsea Handler, ladies and gentlemen.
This is the best worst show.
This is the best worst show.
She's really been getting.
Get your vasectomies on locals.
Dude, if you're watching on Rumble and you're not subscribed, sincerely F you.
I'm trying not to use so much profanity on this show because I have a son and I'm trying not to curse in front of my son.
And I'm trying to like actually be a good example to my kid.
But come on, guys.
Hit that subscribe button.
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We're working on the channel, but you guys are making it possible.
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There's so many lame people out there and we're not.
Here's Chelsea Handler.
Oh, hello.
It's me, Chessie Hammerberg.
You caught me giving myself a mammogram.
All good, you too.
As a woman with natural breasts, not that that has anything to do with this, it is time to explore vasectomies.
Since the beginning of time, women have been ducking and diving and dodging pregnancy face first or Pikachu first.
And frankly, they're exhausted.
We've had to listen to men say things like, using autonomy doesn't feel so good.
Or can't you conceive birth control?
Or can you just do it all?
Enough, you hardy little pigs in blankets.
Do you know how painful it is to get an IUD place?
It feels like a mousetrap in your uterus.
And sometimes those things don't even catch all the mice.
And birth control?
You think I want to be an adult woman with acne or have mood swings or get a period so heavy it feels like the Hoover Dam just broke?
I don't.
Everybody already hates women enough.
I don't need my insides to join in on the fun.
Women.
Hey, what could be making people hate women?
Look at the screen.
Everybody hates women.
No, no, we love ladies.
I hate the idea of people saying, people ask me all the time, do you hate women?
No, I just don't like when women behave like this publicly.
I just find it to be off-putting.
But I love women.
just don't understand this kind of behavior it's also it's like there are so many solutions don't i You're making me so insecure by that one.
I don't have my makeup.
I haven't got anything on.
I'm just displaying it.
But there are so many solutions for everything she's complaining about.
How about don't use birth control?
That's actually your choice.
Oh, did you just poof?
Yeah, that was not me.
I have a new word for his because Kez doesn't let me say fart in this house.
We have to say pop.
Yeah, we don't know.
But he does let out liquid poo.
So I call it pooting.
Because he just goes and he just lets it out.
He lets he rips, man.
And I'm proud of him.
I'm proud of his ripping.
The man just...
He may have a small body, but...
He's got a small body.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
How epic is this?
Small body.
Small body.
Sucks on boobs and then just poops his pants and just doesn't care.
He just goes, whatever.
That's my life.
Hate me because you ate me.
Whatever.
And so like, you know what?
Mad respect.
He's living the dream.
He's living the dream.
And I'm not upset about it.
I feel like I can respect him.
I can respect this little dude.
He's, he's, I can really respect a man who does something like that.
That being said, when I look at the, the, the reality, I mean, this goes on a little longer.
We are tired of making concessions for men, especially in the bedroom.
We have already been through enough letting you wear socks while you penetrate us.
So man up, men.
And if you can't do that, enjoy the company of your hands.
She's like, just like giving a little bit too much information about.
Yeah.
Also, having sex with your socks on, underrated.
I will say this.
It's not bad.
Now, will you be able to get grip with your feet?
We don't need to get into the details.
Not necessarily, but I, this is like, no, but, uh, but I was saying like, people always say, Oh, you have sex with your socks on.
Like, it's like, it's a, oh, maybe it's cold.
Maybe it's cold.
So last time I checked, for most of us, our feet aren't necessarily a part of that experience.
And they can keep their clothes on.
But for like a grown adult woman, professional woman, she talks an awful lot about sex and periods and her body and masturbating and things like that.
It's like, it's so undignified for an older woman.
Like, that's what you're talking about.
She's 50.
I know, but you, like, I mean, girls shouldn't be talking like that in general, but you expect, like, 19, 20-year-olds to try to impress the guys by having a potty mouth.
But a grown adult woman, it's like, if she...
No, she's a comic.
That's why.
Because female comics always says.
You keep your socks on while you penetrate us.
Is she actually a comedian?
Yeah.
Chelsea Handler's a comedian.
I thought she was a news anchor.
No, Chelsea Hanla's a comedian.
No way.
Yes.
Well, she tries to.
No way.
She's literally the kind of person who says like, hey, everyone.
Yes, sorry I'm late.
My vagina was smelled and had an infection.
I had to get antibiotics.
It's disgusting.
So I slept with nine guys this week.
And you're like, this is a comedy act?
Like, it's like, yeah.
Oh, shoot.
Actually, it wasn't because of the nine guys.
I actually had sex with nine guys in one night.
I'm such a slut.
And you're like, that's literally her comedy routine.
How many years has she been a comedian for?
She's been trying for decades.
I could tell you that.
And she makes a lot of money.
So good for her.
I always thought she was like a news reporter on like NBC.
No, I have something even more disgusting.
So Maxine LaQueen, there was a protest going on.
It was a trans activist who indecently exposed her.
And you know, such a troll with the pronouncing, exposed herself at the Texas State Capitol last week.
He contacted Texas DPS for comment.
She was celebrated for recently testifying against bills restricting children's drag shows.
However, on her social media, she posts images of her erect penis and advertises prostitution.
Now, what's crazy is there you go.
So she exposed herself.
This is what I think about the double standard.
Why do trans people get away with things that would get most of us in jail?
Because they're special.
Because we all recognize that they're mentally ill and we have to treat mentally ill people differently.
Yeah, it's like Down syndrome people, right?
Like you let Down syndrome people can just walk up and like kick you in the nuts.
These are mentally ill by choice.
Like how people are like, I really believe I'm supposed to be a blind person, so I blinded myself.
These are like mentally ill by choice.
You don't have to fall into your mental confusion and sickness and debauchery and go deeper into your sexual perversion.
You don't need to, but you go in it by choice.
Yeah, I would say for the most part that that is absolutely and 100% the reality.
You know what's pretty cool too?
We finally made it to the front page on live on Rumble, which is pretty cool.
I'm pretty happy about that.
We went to the live section.
Not on the featured, so we won't get a ton of live viewers, but we're still up there.
We're still up there.
And I'm pretty happy about that because that gives us the ability to all talk together.
Now, here's what it gets down to is, oh, this is on their Facebook.
I love seeing how much big girl cock y'all can swallow.
Re tweet if you can take the whole thing.
And so this Maxine LaQueen, this is Maxine LaQueen, exposed himself inside of Texas, gets nothing wrong, is fighting for adults to be around children.
I should remind you that, is fighting for adults to be around children.
And when you go to their social media pages, are pictures of them, people sucking their penis, which that was not even that good of a, and things like this, too, like, peekaboo, here's some penis for you who wants to give me a foot rub with these fat thighs and a little choad.
What an interesting thing.
And then here's the best part is, then the next day, after all this is discovered, Maxine LaQueen, the trans activist and pornographer who indecently exposed herself at the Texas Capitol last week, returned to the complex today to testify against SB12, the bill that would ban sexually oriented performance in front of children.
It is strongly opposed by Democrats and leftists.
Wow, that is a giant woman.
Hilga. Hilga. Hilga.
Woshiba wa.
Beidok masso pidas to kid.
Joppa waia. Silly.
Do you even Star Wars recently?
That was a very Star Wars.
I just saw the job of the hot chick again and they like played over the silly Jedi.
Do you know what's funny?
That girl, the trans girl from the whatever podcast, we've played clips of him, her on the show before for a long time.
That's a very popular person we love.
Probably I didn't recognize them.
Yeah, it's a very good person.
And I've never knew they were trans.
I, my, the comment I said, because one time that that guy was like on screen and was like, I'm a bad bitch and no one can stop me.
And they came out in a bikini.
And I remember just saying on the show, I went, I wish I had that confidence.
That's all I thought.
Like, I wish I was that confident because I'm not confident.
And I'm really shocked on that.
I'm really, really shocked.
What?
I forgot to press play on my thing.
I don't know what that means.
Anyway, that's the grossness.
Now, we got to get into our hmm segment, our category of the show that is just looking at crime and what's going on.
But of course, guys, if you're watching on Rumble, thank you guys so much.
Make sure you subscribe.
Make sure that you check it out.
We have a segment.
I want to read a few of our super chats directly from you guys.
Let me see if I can bring this up here on the screen.
These are in locals.
And by the way, by Friday, you'll be able to super chat.
Maybe not directly, but I'm bringing back the Streamlabs way to super chat.
So that's pretty cool.
Let's see.
Why does it not show in it?
Hmm.
Try to bring the super chats up.
Just give me a second here, guys.
Okay.
All right.
Accept clients at 10 bucks.
Here's some money for the baby.
E. Logos Rising said, I love Dave, but Elijah and Kez is always the best.
I know, we miss Kez.
Toxic Voxic said, take my locals coins.
Doomsday Cracker said, Elijah, you a bad bitch.
Wow.
And then we had Aileen Sloan said, congratulations.
Good to see you all again.
Watching the Trump CNN Town Hall was interesting, but the interviewer kind of got on my nerves.
I hate it when the people talk over each other instead of it being conversation.
It is also good.
It's also good to see you back because it seems our good dissenting opinion people are getting a tracked or like Tucker missed you all.
And that's absolutely true.
Just so you guys know, if you're watching, you can on locals.
You can still send super chats.
I'm pretty sure, even if you're not a member.
So if you click the link in the bio and you go to locals and you want to send super chats, you want them right on the show, you can because they should be there at all times.
And then Toxic Vox said, hi, Kez.
Icono whatever said that they want a big mic in the house segment.
Also said, I think I was in Stockholm Syndrome with the falsetto.
That's true.
And said CCP is not the end enemy.
They are only the pawn in the global homo game.
They also sent a meme of me.
Said, do you know that if your garden is in your backyard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost?
And it's a picture of me.
But for some reason, I can't bring up the meme on this conversation.
I don't know why.
It's not letting me bring it up on.
Oh, yes, it will.
Here we go.
There you go.
It's just weird.
You guys are weird.
We got our last segment that we're going to be doing on locals only.
So we're switching over on the show.
If you've been watching on Rumble, make sure you hit that subscribe button.
It helps us out so much.
Make sure that you join the locals if you've been waiting.
This is the time to do it.
I'll see you over there.
Let's have a great time on locals and let's finish out the show, my SOBs.
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