Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - FALSE FLAGS Everywhere to DISTRACT You From THIS!

May 9, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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FALSE FLAGS Everywhere to DISTRACT You From THIS!

Currently there is a massive caravan waiting to invade the Southern United States the moment Title 42 expires. States are beginning to fight back as the federal government fails right before our eyes. People are camping out and waiting for law and order to crumble in the USA so that the nation can completely lose all sovereignty. We are covering this and mulch more madness ________________________________________________________________ Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩FOLLOW IAN ⇩ https://www.youtube.com/@catchupfeed https://twitter.com/stillgray ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSOR ⇩Show more PIXOTINE: Get these amazing "No-Mess" nicotine toothpicks in amazing flavors right now 20% off when you visit https://pixotine.com/elijah. Try them all or buy some for a friend, they'll thank you later because they're are basically no restrictions on where you can use them! Be 21 or older to check them out UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. FAST GROWING TREES: Join the over 1.5 million satisfied customers already enjoying their trees/plants/shrubs from Fast Growing Trees! Plus get all the support you need to make sure your plants grow strong and tell. Get ahead of the Spring time and get 15% right now at https://fastgrowingtrees.com/so ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩ WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩ APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS: [email protected] ➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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	Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've finally done it.
	We've smashed the patriarchy, ended racism, and closed the wage gap.
	It looks like at this very time, the medium weekly earnings of full-time workers, white men versus Asian women, very important, very important subcategory, has been surpassed.
	Asian women, of all people, right?
	They are the ones who finally did it.
	Yes, they did it.
	We're celebrating because you know this show is 50% pro-Asian, 50% pro-women, 100% anti-white male.
	Suck it.
	It is approximately 10:20 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
	False flags are everywhere.
	Let's get down.
	I just cut it short.
	Because you...
	I know you were trying!
	You were really trying to make the dancing happen.
	And I really congratulate you for that.
	I'd like to introduce my guest for today.
	He's just a regular guy from Australia.
	Thanks for having me.
	Luke Guard, welcome to Slightly Offensive or Nightly Offensive, I should say, for the first time.
	How are you doing tonight, Brown?
	Good, man.
	Good.
	Yeah, this is a new thing for me being on a podcast, being on camera.
	So let's go.
	Well, really, technically, you're just in a bedroom.
	So it's kind of this is a little bit like Christian versions of pornography because it's like people are just having sex, but they're being viewed by millions of people.
	Our clothes are on, but we're being vulnerable in a bedroom.
	So it's, this sounds a little gay, right?
	It's exactly what it is.
	No, but we have a regular, you're filling in for the regular girl because if people don't know, Kez is just had a baby, and so she's out there breastfeeding the baby.
	She's hanging out.
	So we replaced it with a male version of Kez.
	You're in your 30s.
	You're already retired, huh?
	Yeah, I am retired.
	It's kind of weird to say, but I've been, I guess, retired for like two years now and kind of retired, kind of investing in crypto.
	It's not doing that well.
	Crypto is not great at the moment.
	And also stocks.
	Trying to get into that a little bit as well.
	Yeah, but to kind of tell people, I mean, your background, I mean, you've served, you're a buff, dude.
	You're still single.
	Are you single?
	Yes.
	All right, we're looking for a wife.
	Ladies and gentlemen, we are looking for a wife.
	If you're looking for, how tall are you?
	I'm 6'4".
	I told you, everybody in Australia, they're pretty tall.
	They are pretty tall.
	Yeah, I guess everyone's pretty tall.
	Yeah.
	Pretty tall and fit, minus the fat people.
	They're catching up to America and the fatness.
	I think they're kind of the same.
	No, dude, America's like 53%.
	You guys are like 38%.
	You guys have like almost 20% less fat people.
	Yeah, it depends where you go.
	I think like Gold Coast here, it's pretty, it's pretty good.
	Everyone's concerned with fitness and health and like being at the beach.
	But if you go west, bro, Ipswich, like, yeah, Brisbane, anywhere west of the coast, it's probably like America.
	Well, as you know, you've been here.
	We've been talking.
	This is my good friend here, Luke.
	And Mondays, we're going to try to be the regular days where we just have regular people talking about regular things.
	You guys know what's been going on.
	There have been false flags everywhere.
	If you don't know what a false flag is, there's nothing I can describe more.
	This is what the internet's been like the last couple days.
	Do you know who this is?
	What?
	Do you know who that is?
	No.
	Okay, sorry.
	Those are the Twitter kids.
	These are the DNC operatives that were paid by the Biden administration.
	And I feel like this best, you know, summarizes what's been going on.
	Obviously, there's craziness going on in Allen, Texas.
	We're not going to get into all that in a moment.
	But first, we've got to talk about what's actually been happening in the Matrix.
	Let's look at the insanity.
	The hell is that?
	So ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, we've had some tragic events happening around the country.
	And it seems like every time there is something unexplainable, there's a story that they're trying to hide from you.
	Something that they don't want you to know.
	Something that they want to keep away from your eyes, ears, and of course, from the truth.
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	Okay, dude, so let's talk about this.
	So obviously we're not going to get too far into it, but you know that right where I moved from in Texas, there was a big, a very, very big mass casualty event that occurred at the mall there.
	Nine, I believe seven people now were killed.
	It might be up to nine that were going on.
	And, you know, it was a very confusing picture because they were saying that the perpetrator was Hispanic.
	But then now they're saying he's, you know, a white supremacist.
	And it's just a very.
	Who is this?
	Like, over the weekend.
	Bro, no idea.
	Yeah, that stuff just doesn't really happen here, to be completely honest.
	Really?
	How many people died?
	I think seven or maybe nine now.
	I'm not entirely sure.
	It keeps going up.
	My point being, though, is that there was all these crazy things that are taking the forefront of the conversation in the country.
	And meanwhile, there's literally something happening at the southern border.
	I don't know if you know about what Title 42 is.
	Do you know what that is?
	So basically, there's a provision set in place on the southern border, which is like sort of this idea that while you're waiting for asylum or you're waiting to come into the country, you have to sort of wait in Mexico.
	You can't just like wait and it's going to expire.
	I mean, there's a lot more to it.
	And there's essentially a giant invasion that is happening directly at the southern border right now.
	Like there are people camping out on the fence, waiting for it to expire so they can just rush into the country, like hundreds of thousands to millions of people.
	It's insane.
	Yeah, I saw that somewhere.
	But is it not like nearly a million?
	I don't know what the numbers were, but it's like nearly a million people are like invading America.
	Yes.
	I don't know, the Biden policies in regards to immigration, right?
	So, which is this Title 42 thing.
	Yeah.
	I'm looking for something real fast on that because what basically, before we even jump into that, in order to get ahead of that, the federal government just totally gave up on enforcing the border.
	And we're talking about, when I say an invasion is happening, I mean, we're talking about like, yeah, about another million people trying to enter the country.
	But what's weird about this, and I find it to be strange, is at the same time, they're expiring Title 42, and we're going to have this influx of over a million people trying to come into the country.
	Australia is tripling their quota of immigrants from 150,000 to almost 700,000.
	You're seeing this year.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know that either.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	I actually know probably more about America than Australia, but.
	Why do Australians know more about American politics than Australia anyways?
	Just more media covering it, I think.
	It's like a worldwide thing that like, you know, every country really covers America.
	We've only got a few news channels here, so maybe.
	And nothing really happens here.
	Do you ever see that one clip where the guy's like, they're like, what do you think about gay marriage?
	And he's like, oh, I think whatever you fancy in the bedroom would be up to you.
	But the real problem, but the real problem is the crocodiles are eating people up in Darwin or something.
	And I was like, oh, damn, we just switched straight up into that.
	I just say, people don't really have anything going on here.
	There's nothing really happening here.
	Besides, I saw Dan Andrews settle the class action $5 million lawsuit low-key with people in public housing down in Victoria if anyone doesn't know, that was down in Melbourne because they threatened them with violence during the lockdowns if they would leave their public housing.
	And so they're settling for five million dollars for threatening to uh, assault and kill the people and they're denying it.
	But they're settling in a lawsuit with the residents of five towers in Melbourne that they threatened to kill them if they left their building during COVID.
	Bro.
	Yeah, it's out of control what Dan Andrews is doing in Victoria.
	We can't keep up with what's going on.
	But he only really makes a couple of news channels.
	I guess America, like, yeah, it's easier to know what's going on because it's everywhere.
	What's happening in America, everyone's concerned about.
	So this thing going on in Texas, that's where you're from, right?
	Yeah.
	That's mental.
	Like, are people reconsidering moving there as a result of this happening?
	I mean, that's the last place you'd want to move to, I would think.
	Yeah, but my family's all there, right?
	My dad's still there.
	My sister's there.
	I mean, that's where everyone is.
	That's my family lives there.
	And so that's where they're at.
	But like, at the same time, you know, I mean, this is this is right here.
	So basically, Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, I'm sure you're familiar with him.
	He decided to get ahead of this.
	And now he instituted right as it expired, e-Verify, which is this like electronic verification system that is supposed to, it basically checks your immigration status in order to be a worker.
	And essentially, it's halted construction from what people are saying in the state because there's a million illegal immigrants or more that are working in the state.
	Check this out.
	This is what happened.
	I'm going to mute that.
	Because I have no idea what they're saying.
	But from what my understanding is that everybody, all the illegal workers now are basically unable to work and they've had to shut down construction because all of construction in the United States is like largely, largely illegal workers, which is different than this country where like the blue-collar workers here are like young white guys that are like 23.
	All the tradies are rich and they get paid well and they're like, it's a very respectable job.
	That's right.
	If you're in construction, you're in trades, you're getting big money, like over 100 a year, which is pretty good.
	And most people out of uni are getting like, you know, starting at 50.
	So you pretty much double it after your apprenticeship, like four-year apprenticeship, which you're getting paid for.
	You're getting paid to train, basically.
	And then you go into a workplace and you're on like, yeah, starting at like 80, 100 plus.
	If you're on construction sites, like 150.
	So it's good money.
	Yeah, so you're like 22 years old and they pay like, and that's kind of maybe one of the reasons too, why construction, a lot of it are illegal immigrants, because it's just not necessarily for a lot of people a end-all position that really works, especially with workers' rights and what in the United States.
	But I feel like Ron DeSantis getting ahead of this.
	I think that that's what's going to have to happen.
	If Title 42 is ending, if we're being invaded, the only way to like prevent people from coming into your state or from like actually seeking sanctuary is putting policies in place that are going to make it harder for people to work or to find work.
	And other than that, I mean, what else can you do?
	Because we're not like Australia.
	We can't just shut down our state borders and not let people in.
	I mean, it doesn't really work like that.
	Yeah, it's kind of weird.
	You're solving a problem and creating another problem.
	I don't have the answers.
	It's just a mess, bro.
	This is a big mess.
	What's going on?
	Yeah, where is this?
	And then I thought this was weird too, because you're like, well, who's supporting this, right?
	Who's supporting the invasion into this country?
	And I found this statistic here of who's actually supporting the immigration.
	And the biggest group or 56% of white Democrat voters actually believe that immigration needs to be increased.
	With everything we have going on, they're the individuals who say, you know what?
	No, bring in more people because, like, okay, this is what's crazy.
	That's even more than minority Democrats.
	So more than black and Hispanic Democrats, white Democrats want these people in the country.
	And I hate doing the Democrat-Republican, you know, dichotomy of just like pitting against each other.
	But let's just be honest here.
	That's true.
	There's a real issue with white liberals.
	Is it guilt?
	Is it brainwashing?
	Is it a fundamental lack of understanding of economics?
	Because I don't understand with the housing crisis in the United States, with rental issues, like in Los Angeles, you know, they go, well, it doesn't really affect us.
	Yeah, there's over a million illegals in Los Angeles alone in one city.
	Some say up to 3 million.
	And so when you're having an extra 3 million people in a region competing for jobs, competing for resources, paying low-income rent, and plus they're illegal.
	So if one can qualify, they all move into the same apartment and they're pushing black people out onto the streets.
	I mean, yeah, maybe one illegal immigrant isn't a problem.
	But when you're bringing in millions or even now, another million people in the midst of an economic and inflationary turn, it can't be good.
	Why are people for this?
	Why?
	It's white Democrats, right?
	That are for this flux of immigrants, right?
	Doesn't immigration policies, don't they exist for a reason?
	And so aren't a lot of these white Democrats kind of like university students big time?
	They're the protesters, right?
	Educated, seemingly.
	And so immigration policy needs to exist.
	In every country, you need to have it.
	You can't just have people cruising in.
	You've got a million problems then with that.
	Jobs are lost.
	Like it's a homeless crisis, which already exists in America.
	So yeah, I don't understand why these educated people are pro-anti-immigration, which is what it's about, right?
	Well, and you look at that graph right there.
	I don't know if you can see it on your screen, but it's like, you know, the white Republican obviously is 9%.
	And they use that to call us racist or to say that we're discriminatory.
	I think we're just logical and that there's an understanding because it's not just illegals.
	And one of the things that I've realized recently was that the push for college or universities, I'm not sure if that was pushed to bring in more immigrants and to change the demographic makeup of countries, right?
	Like even in Australia, like that your country is just selling out its people.
	They don't care.
	It's all about globalism and being a global center of trade.
	And they don't care if they bring in rich investors from China to invest in property and Gold Coast and it pushes the Bogans out and it moves white Australia into being an international community and Australian natives can't actually afford to live anywhere and be a part of society.
	They don't care.
	And in America, it's the same way.
	They just don't care.
	They do not care.
	But I've noticed that as college is so important, these universities need to keep pumping out degrees and students and it's pushed university, university.
	Universities have become so bloated in every Western country, they literally don't have enough people that can afford them, nor enough people who are willing to go.
	So what they're doing is they're importing people to the point to where I think in the United States, like something like up to like 23% of the immigrants coming in are students and 50% in this country are students.
	And what blows my mind about that is when you allow people to come in on an education grant versus a merit or a meritocracy or a point system, what you end up having is you end up creating a discentric culture because you're not bringing people in like Elon Musk said today because they work really hard and because they're intelligent and they have good character.
	You're letting them in because they feed the machine that you built, which is like the military industrial complex or any of these other institutions.
	It's like you just bring in these random students who will lie on their tests, cheat, steal to get in, and they don't bring their best.
	They're not bringing their best.
	Bro, what a great way to create policy and agendas, right?
	Educate people.
	If people are educated to understand and believe like, you know, these policies are important in regards to what the government's saying and the Biden administration is saying, then they get what they want, which is exactly what's happening.
	People are being pushed into university and colleges to be indoctrinated, right?
	Like, what's the incentive in America for everyone to go to uni?
	I think it's just the money.
	I think it's just the money.
	I think it's literally just because it's about, I don't think it's just about indoctrination.
	I think it's about money too, because they have inflated tuition prices backed by student loans that you can't default on.
	So they can charge whatever you want.
	They qualify you for whatever loan you want.
	And then you can never declare bankruptcy.
	Do you know that in the United States?
	You can't declare bankruptcy.
	You can't default on your student loans.
	There's no way you can get rid of them.
	Mortgages, car loans, everything you can default on, short sale, get out of, but student loans, you're stuck for life.
	There's just no way out.
	Interesting.
	It's a trap.
	But don't you think, I mean, these are the banking clan, right?
	You know, these are the people.
	They want to get us in our little money, you know?
	Yeah, I guess.
	So like what, what, how is it in regards to trades in America?
	Are people excited about getting into trade work?
	Is that something that's like, is there a monetary incentive for that?
	No, they've actually painted it like blue-collar workers in the United States are like fat and dumb.
	And I mean, this is not something I believe personally, but like they've told young guys, go be gay and look at porn, smoke weed, and go to university.
	And universities are set up to favor female incentives.
	It's extremely female-centric.
	Like it's not even hands-on learning at this point.
	So like here, guys will drop out of secondary school, right?
	Or what is it?
	Yeah.
	They'll drop out of high school and they'll go join trades.
	And no one's like, oh, you're a loser.
	It's like, oh, actually, good for you.
	Yeah, they're rich.
	Right.
	You're going to have money.
	But in the United States, it's like go to college, then we outsource blue-collar work, either manufacturing overseas or the blue-collar work to illegals.
	I mean, there's a lot of people in here that are tradies that are that watch the show.
	I'm not saying all.
	I'm saying this is this is common in a lot of big cities in the United States.
	And I promise you this, they literally, even when they talk about voting, they differentiate college educated versus non-college educated.
	And it's not, but like, oh, they go, it's basically smart versus dumb.
	And they've made it seem like you're dumb.
	Like an electrician, you're smart.
	How are you dumb?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I guess that's a stereotype.
	That's a division.
	If you're a trade worker, you work with your hands.
	You're not smart.
	And if you go to uni and get a degree, you are.
	It's kind of weird.
	That's the culture, right?
	That we've pushed.
	But it's kind of less in Australia.
	I feel like in Australia, we don't really like see things that way.
	But I feel like America does.
	That is a really like strong belief system in America.
	And it should change.
	It needs to change, I guess.
	Right.
	But I'm saying you have to ask why that's the case.
	And like, there's like, I think Biden was saying how everybody needs to go to college now.
	Why?
	So they can indoctrinate you.
	It's exactly why.
	But or is it like, is it a mix of indoctrination paired with the need to enslave you financially?
	Because then once you have student loans, you're stuck working jobs.
	You don't want to.
	You're stuck in a system.
	It's like the same reason why they put women into the workplace.
	Dude, crazy story.
	We have so much to cover today, but this is so crazy.
	So I was thinking a lot about like, why the hell women work at all?
	Like, I just don't get it.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	I mean, I don't get it.
	So I mean, and here's the point.
	I've always understood for all of history, women have done working roles, meaning there have been queens.
	I understand that even Proverbs 31 talks about the woman, the virtuous woman, making great tapestries, selling them in the market.
	Obviously, housework is work, and it wasn't always as easy as it is today, where housework is, you know, cooking up top ramen.
	I mean, you would still have to skin the chicken and de-feather it and things.
	I mean, there was a lot of work.
	Plus, I've never thought it weird if a woman has a side business selling candles as a hobby or, you know, that's great.
	I think that a woman should add value.
	She should add value to the home.
	It's just not the same way a man does it.
	However, today I've noticed that like, you know, there's this expectation women should work when I firmly believe that women in general, the majority of women, are not happy working.
	Yes.
	True.
	Why are you to say true?
	Yeah, you're exactly right.
	It's deep, right?
	Like what's happened since whenever it was the 50s.
	I think it was like the agenda was, I think you know this, that to introduce women into the workplace in a more mainstream way so they can contribute to the government through taxes.
	That's kind of the incentive generally.
	Yeah.
	Well, oh, you froze.
	What the heck?
	Hold up.
	How did that happen?
	I don't know what happened.
	Still hear me?
	Yeah, you can hear you.
	But you froze.
	See that?
	Oh, because I unplugged the USB cord on the side.
	Oh, yeah, because I was filming on the streets.
	I forgot.
	I have to plug that back in.
	No, but I thought what was absolutely insane was I've been watching a lot of like Chinese manufacturing videos and different things.
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	So that's awesome.
	That is very, very, very, very awesome.
	But I do bring up this idea that he was saying in the Chinese factories, he was like, oh, we have this saying that the workday goes better when women and men are working equally, 50-50.
	We like to make the factories 50-50 and have equal working and the workday is better when he was trying to translate it when men and women are working.
	And I was like, it's so communist.
	It's so, you know, utilitarian, looking at like women not as mothers and birthing units and like purveyors of society and nurturers.
	It's like, oh, they're just workers, like men, because they're equal.
	And it's like, they're not equal.
	They're different.
	And they're not made for those environments.
	They shouldn't be there.
	And if you find 99% of problems in the workplace arrive from one source, from females complaining.
	And that's just what it mostly comes down to.
	I mean, most of the problems, HR was invented from equality.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I think a lot of the problems in the home have come from the environment that women have been pushed into in regards to their role in the workplace, right?
	So, yeah, I guess it's pretty difficult now to be like, to have a one-income home.
	Everything's super expensive in Australia.
	It is anyway.
	Ideally, you want to have like, I think I believe what you're saying, like you want to have one person earning.
	In regards to what the Bible says, for example, like the women have their role and the men have their role.
	And I think the problems in relationships have honestly stemmed from that to a degree, right?
	Women being in a position of power and the roles in workplaces.
	I guess they believe that they are breadwinners and gives them like a degree of power over men.
	And then, you know, you've got contentious kind of like character building that comes as a result.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Like, we got problems in relationships big time.
	And I think that's like, to a degree, part of it.
	Well, yeah, I mean, it's proven that when a man starts to exceed the income of a woman, it causes tension in marriages.
	And often it's a note is a note of one of the main main retaining factors of divorces.
	And also, like women, a big factor women put in divorces is the men don't appreciate their career choice or don't appreciate their job or are not supportive in it.
	And it's because it's not, men don't really care about where women work.
	They don't really want women working.
	It's not in our nature.
	And that's what people are like, I love, and every guy who says the opposite is just trying to get some pussycat.
	And I mean that genuinely.
	He's like, I love watching people like on pearly things or something that are like, well, I actually believe in equality.
	I believe in equality.
	It's good, isn't it?
	And you're like, bro, you're just trying to sleep with feminists.
	And that's all you're trying to do by looking like this.
	You're not a cuck.
	They're not cucked.
	These guys are not.
	Most of them are not cocked.
	They just found a way to get women by saying what they want to hear, which is which is a cuck, but it's also the truth.
	I feel like you're worthless if you can't provide.
	Like if you can't fulfill that role that you like are dedicated to, if you can't provide for your family or for your wife or for your girlfriend, it's kind of like your purpose.
	And when that's like eclipsed by, you know, the girlfriend or the wife doing it, it's like, what's the point of you in the relationship?
	So, yeah, that is a big problem.
	And I guess that's why like we have big problems in relationships now.
	Yeah, no, I know, I know.
	What the heck?
	But I do, I, I, I do bring that the main definition of all this, though, is that that's why I think it is a broken society.
	And speaking of that, I want to look at some things that are actually funny that go along with this.
	So these are the next things or stories I thought is crazy.
	I don't know if you know about this, but California just approved reparations at the same time, Australia is about to approve reparations.
	And the numbers might shock you.
	This is bizarre, but California payouts of up to 1.2 million US dollars for every black resident approved by California reparations panel.
	This is true story.
	No way, bro.
	No way.
	You know, I have an ad blocker on here, and some, I don't know.
	It's just so confusing sometimes.
	Weren't they talking about this?
	They're not actually doing this.
	There you go.
	Let me get that there.
	No way, bro.
	All right.
	So on Saturday, the California Reparations Task Force voted on the final set of recommendations to send to the state's legislatures, formally recommending that the state pays up to $1.2 million to every qualifying black resident.
	During the task force's public meeting in Oakland, the nine-member panel called on the state to give back to residents a formal apology as well as a payments.
	According to Fox News, California entered the union as a free state and the slavery was never legal.
	So they never even had slavery.
	The state didn't.
	Reparations are not only morally justifiable, but they have total potential to address long-standing racial disparities and inequalities, said Representative Barbara Lee after attending the meeting.
	Payments received by black residents would be broken down into types of historical discrimination with black residents affected by bank redlining, for example, receiving $3,366 for each year they lived in California between the 1930s to the late 1970s, adding up to $148,000 per individual.
	It goes on to say that a black California around the age of 71 that has lived in the state for their entire life could receive up to $1.2 million.
	I don't know if this is shocking to you.
	I don't know if this is surprising to you.
	Why is it?
	What's going on?
	Is this just California?
	This is just California.
	This is state legislature.
	So if you're not in California, you don't get it.
	Yeah, no, yeah.
	That's crazy.
	California never had slavery, by the way.
	It was all, it was, I think it was.
	So wasn't really incorporated in like the 1850s or something, like right around the time of the Civil War.
	I might be totally off on my ears, but I don't know.
	Where are you at, chat?
	When did California become a state?
	When did California become a state?
	Everyone's identifying as black.
	We're all identifying as black now.
	So they never had slavery in California.
	Well, some would say everyone living in California today in some way is a slave, both of degeneracy and high cost of living in the globalist agenda.
	But on the flip side, no, they never had like typical slavery.
	And also reminding you that in many ways, the first slave owner in the United States was a black person.
	There was also in some, there was a lot of white slaves in the United States and indentured servants, which are slaves.
	Who cares?
	Yeah.
	Poor white people.
	Stop complaining, white people.
	Is this a snowball to the other states?
	Surely the next state will want this.
	Why would you want this?
	Like, what does this accomplish?
	If you're black, I think you'd want this.
	That's true.
	I am black.
	Yeah.
	I feel black.
	Anyone else feel black?
	Until I use, until I take a shower and I look down and I realize a micropenis is the least black thing I have.
	But I'm wearing black today.
	I'm trying to get into the rhythm.
	You're wearing black too.
	I'm trying to like feel the vibe, feel the rhythm, feel the vibe.
	It's bobsled to me.
	I think I'm 1 18th Aboriginal.
	Are you really?
	There's an investigation going on right now.
	So if I am, so I think it's like 1 8th, 1 8th.
	If I'm approved in the state of New South Wales for the War Dingi tribe or whatever it is, I get all sorts of benefits.
	So yeah, why not?
	For sure.
	So would everyone in every other state, like black people, be pushing for this to happen in their state?
	This is going to happen for sure, right?
	Well, I don't know if people know this, but like to tell you what reparations are, Australia pays reparations to Aboriginals every year.
	So to tell you like how expensive reparations are, you know, Americans are always like, no, we don't want universal health care, which is fine.
	I mean, I'm not, the United States is not like Australia.
	It's too expensive.
	It's not going to work in the U.S. There's not enough taxpayers in the U.S. to make that make sense.
	Okay, it just isn't.
	We already pay like similar taxes to Australia.
	We just don't get anything for it.
	The U.S., we pay the same tax rate as Australia nearly, but instead of free healthcare and free university, we fund Israel's wars.
	We fund Israel's wars in like Yemen and like bomb, bomb, bomb Arabs.
	You know what I mean?
	That's true.
	It's true.
	Well, it's because the U.S. dollar is backed by nothing.
	So the only way to back the U.S. dollar up is through the trading of petrol.
	And the only way to ensure the petrol trade dollar remains is to bomb the shit out of every country that opposes that.
	You guys are in big trouble, man.
	I know.
	The oil is like the value that the dollar has because it's connected to oil is changing big time.
	There are like continents that are changing it.
	Yeah.
	Bricks.
	Yeah, bricks, yeah.
	So what's going to happen to the US dollar?
	Wolves.
	It's hanging.
	It seems to be like...
	It can't be as bad as the Australian dollar.
	The Australian dollar is pretty bad.
	We're connected.
	Yeah, yeah, we're connected.
	Everything you guys do, we do.
	We just follow, I suppose.
	So like, we're just as screwed, I guess.
	But like, man, the dollar is in peril, but I feel like any collapsing empire, we will shoot our way.
	We'll try to shoot our way out of it.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, that's why we start like, we just start threatening like nuclear war and sending $100 billion to Ukraine.
	We start doing like crazy stuff where it's just like, what are you doing?
	And it's like, yo, hey, yo, yo, yo, there's not like a bridge in the United States that doesn't have cracks in it.
	Like, we need to repair our bridges.
	And they're like, yo, but you know what we could do?
	We could repair your, we could repair your bridges.
	But you know, there's some Russians in Bakhmut that need to be bombed.
	And they're like, so we're going to send some serious cash over that direction.
	And so screw your bridges.
	We got to bomb bridges in eastern Ukraine.
	Let's go.
	That's what it means to be American.
	Bombing Arabs.
	Destroying nations.
	Destabilizing Libya.
	I am in love with the American dream.
	Am I wrong?
	Yeah, that's what it's become.
	Thanks a lot.
	Great.
	I feel like everybody's done, which is, which is on the side note on reparations.
	That's what I was going to say.
	The point was, is that this country spends $32 billion a year on universal health care, which sounds crazy until you realize that they give $40 billion a year to Aboriginals to buy alcohol.
	And that I think I might have mentioned this on the show.
	Don't get me started, bro.
	But they also built houses in the housing crisis for Aboriginals, thought there were fires.
	These are funny stories I read out here.
	Thought that the house was on fire, but the Aboriginals had just ripped the wood paneling from the inside of the house off and made gumtree ritual fires in the living room and were doing ritual fires.
	They just were like dismantling the homes internally.
	And so it's pretty wild.
	$40 billion well spent.
	I know down here that the police were saying what happens is the Aboriginals, they get paid on Friday through Centerlink or whatever it is.
	And then I don't know what it is.
	So they just get, you know, paid a few thousand bucks a week.
	That's pretty funny, man.
	And then they go with grocery carts to the bottle shop or liquor store, whatever you want to call it, fill it up with like endless amounts of liquor, like just grocery carts.
	They buy thousands of dollars of liquor, push it under the bridge, just live under the bridge, even though they have houses, drink all day, and then just throw their used alcohol containers into the river.
	And just, and so I have to say the cask wine, good use of money.
	What's it called?
	The cask wine.
	They can blow it up as a pillow.
	You've got a pillow when you sleep.
	Yeah, and then they key in the bottles and then they use like urine and like ferment stuff.
	It's really, really advanced technology.
	I got to say this, though.
	I'm not being critical.
	I'm actually, I'm very, I think that's $40 billion well spent.
	I think so.
	Oh, yeah, true.
	I lived in Northern Territory, right?
	Which is like the craziest place to live in Northern Territory WA.
	So when I was in the military, I was, yeah, I was there for about three years.
	And I've never seen anything like it, man, in my life.
	It was insane because I grew up on the Gold Coast.
	We never really saw Aboriginals until you go out there and it's just mental what goes on.
	Like, yeah, there's fights in the street.
	We were told when we moved there, if you run one over, keep driving.
	Like, that was the advice given to us from the military.
	Because if you don't, if you stop to see if they're okay, their friends will pull you out of the car and kill you.
	Like, that's what we were told.
	It's a wild, it's a wild environment.
	It is a really wild environment, guys.
	You get away with murder.
	It's actually, it's actually one of the most.
	I'm just saying that my point was: it's working out really well.
	Reparations are working out well in this country, is what I'm trying to point out.
	And so I'm assuming we'll have similar success in the United States.
	I'm praying to God we do.
	But if we don't, I do want to let you guys know one thing.
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	Yeah.
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	They're really good.
	They're really good.
	They're absolutely fantastic.
	I know.
	They're absolutely fantastic.
	But the most realistic portion of this is with the reparations, though, in that story, is that they're also thinking they're trying to give $200 billion a year here.
	They're trying to up it to $200 billion.
	And that's the problem with reparations.
	It's like it's $1.2 million today.
	It's $2 billion tomorrow.
	$40 to $200.
	Yeah, they're trying to up it to $200 here.
	But in the United States, I'm saying like originally they were talking about giving, I remember it was like giving like $1,600 reparation payments, and now it's at $1.2 million.
	So like reminding you guys, reparations are not actually a joke.
	What's going to happen?
	What do you think?
	So it's happening, right?
	It is definitely happening.
	What?
	They voted it.
	We don't know.
	They voted for it, and we'll see if they have the money for it.
	But I do want to remind you, though, this is funny.
	This is funny.
	That it does, it is important because they're like all commercials.
	Speaking of gay boxer companies, Haynes made a commercial reminding you that they actually deserve reparations because they invented that reparations receivers actually are the people who invented comfort.
	I'm not joking.
	Check this out.
	Really a lot of money put into a commercial, am I right?
	This is a lot.
	Yeah.
	Okay, enough.
	That was, I always feel like there's really too much money and time put into like making points.
	Like, you know, black people invented comfort because the white people were uncomfortable and they had society and culture and stuff.
	And then black people ran around in their underwear and then made all the white people do it too.
	That's like what I got from the commercial.
	It's like all the white people were prudes dressing in nice clothes.
	And then black people ran around in their underwear.
	And the white people were like, I want to do that too, which is not too far off from genuinely the history of Western civilization.
	I guess.
	Yeah, I want some of those undies as well.
	Oh my gosh, my gosh.
	I know, I do.
	I do.
	I really do.
	You know, it's crazy.
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	But also, good news.
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	I've been trying to go out and find places to film street videos.
	And I've been looking and I finally found places to actually go do it.
	And I got all the gear and I'm ready.
	I've been scouting.
	So I've just been going out with the gear, scouting, seeing what we can find.
	We need to go out.
	Can you go out this Saturday?
	Yes, 100%, bro.
	We need to go get some footage of some people.
	Where do you want to go?
	I think it's probably Gold Coast just because it's trashy and it's 18 through 21 year olds.
	Absolutely.
	A lot of mullets, a lot of hoes.
	And like most Australians, they have no concept.
	They've never been asked a single challenging question about anything in their entire life.
	You are right.
	They don't have any opinion.
	They don't know.
	The science has been settled here.
	That'll be interesting to see what the reaction is.
	Like people are asked important, challenging questions.
	Like, yeah, not many people have opinions here.
	Everyone likes to do this and just say, you know, like, well, it doesn't really matter.
	Like, and just take it easy.
	That's kind of the culture.
	So I think, yeah, it'll be good to get some like actual opinions out of people, out of young people.
	So yeah, maybe like Gold Coast or Brisbane.
	Like, I think Brisbane would be the best.
	You know, the valley is like pretty dingy and like full of drugs.
	And there's some crazy people there.
	Gold Coast.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Well, I do want to say this.
	That's because I kind of want to get their opinion on stories.
	Like, this is our last story from this section here.
	Was just that, just good news, everybody.
	Good news.
	A trans woman is cleared of flashing her penis at Ohio Young Men's Christian Association after judge ruled that she was too fat for her genitals to be visible.
	True story.
	True story.
	That's a real that really happened.
	There's a lot to take in there.
	There's a lot to take in.
	That almost reminds me of that story where the modesty courts that used to happen in the United States and like girls would have to show that if they bent over, that like their private parts didn't show in their bikinis and like in court and you see the judges just like modesty court.
	Yeah, you used to get tickets for wearing a bikini in public in the United States.
	It used to be like we used to have like a like modesty laws.
	50s.
	I don't remember.
	I don't, I wasn't alive, so I don't remember when that was.
	Yeah, I just know about that being a thing.
	I'm pretty sure we had the same thing here in Australia.
	Like bikini laws.
	I think those bikini laws.
	Yeah, now like and now sometimes you're walking and you don't even know if people are wearing bikinis because they're not, bro.
	I've never seen so many women in thongs than in this country.
	Maybe Brazil, but they just don't even wear bathing suits.
	I feel like they wake up, they buy a thing of floss, tie it together, put it on and go, I think this will do.
	It's true.
	I know.
	Yeah, Baron Bay is even worse.
	You've been down there.
	Depending on who you ask, it's worse or better.
	Just depends who you ask.
	It depends who you ask.
	It's, you got to gouge your eyes out, basically.
	It's going to come to that point.
	You've got to, yeah, look away.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	I don't know if the people out here what this is, they just don't really have any sense of modesty.
	They don't have any sense of modesty at all.
	They really don't.
	It's full on.
	All right.
	Well, these next videos we've got to look at too.
	They also have, these are videos and stories that didn't make any sense.
	They just don't make sense.
	And I don't know understand what this intro is, but this is Dancing Skeletons.
	I'm redesigning the show and we're relaunching it in about like a month and a half.
	But enjoy this for whatever left it is.
	Enjoy it.
	Y is slightly spelled off.
	I can't get into it right now, but I do everything for a reason.
	And there's a season.
	And things will be returning.
	Slightly offensive will be returning very soon.
	It just can't return right now.
	That's why the channel says like, it's just spelled weird.
	It says like slightly off.
	It's just spelled off.
	Where was that?
	The channel's called like hotlet off.
	But that's for a reason.
	And it's a reason for the season.
	It's the truth.
	It's the reality.
	In the weirdness, you know, I've always thought British people were weird.
	I always thought they looked off.
	Have you seen pigeons in Australia?
	This is real.
	This is apparently real.
	Have you seen this?
	Have you seen that?
	What?
	I thought it was AI.
	It looks like an AI bird, but it's called the powder pigeon.
	And they have them apparently in the UK.
	No way.
	Yeah, and it's a real bird.
	And I just, I don't know.
	No way.
	That's like an average 21-year-old British girl.
	In a, come on, that's not real.
	That's not a way.
	That thing just exists.
	Someone's done something.
	Feels wrong, huh?
	Feels wrong watching it.
	Genetically, they've done something there.
	I feel like they violated that bird's genes.
	I feel like you should not have to be in that position.
	Sad?
	I think it's sad.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I don't know why I'm showing you.
	But this also brings this up too.
	I don't know why this is in the rundown or in the script today, but this one was just a section for the birds instead of for the boys.
	This is a Dracula bird.
	Why is this in here?
	Mike, why did you put this in here?
	I don't.
	I'm just, this is a note to Mike.
	I don't know why that's in there.
	I just, I just saw like, I just saw like there's a, I was supposed to click on a bird link, and I'm like, all right, there we go.
	This is a little bit of the animals, though.
	On a bit of the animals, though, sadly, it turns out that the wind farms, the solar wind farms that they're making out in the middle of the coast off of New York, are actually have already killed like four giant whales this week alone.
	And it turns out that green energy is deadly to animals.
	So you've got to choose now whether you support green energy or whether you support wildlife.
	And you can't have bulk.
	So you either support the trees or the whalies.
	Is it working?
	The green energy?
	Like, is it actually generating power that is like, is it efficiently generating power?
	You know, no, we found out in Scotland, it only created 10% of the jobs that were promised.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	There's all these problems that exist with it.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	When I was in, where was I?
	Navy, California, driving through some area towards, towards, um, south.
	So like towards San Francisco.
	Palm Springs, right?
	Yeah.
	Towards Palm Springs.
	There's like a wind farm.
	I've never seen so many of these things.
	There's like a thousand, bro.
	And they're all just like dead, broken down.
	It's like a graveyard of these like these windmill things.
	And it's like, they don't last.
	They don't last like 10 years and they don't generate the power that they said that they're going to generate.
	So yeah, there's green energy philosophy that exists.
	It's all made of petrol products, too.
	It's all oil products.
	True.
	It's all made of like things from oil.
	And it doesn't.
	And you know what?
	And I hear Elon Musk being like, well, you know, it is still important that we worry about climate change.
	Yeah, dude.
	He's actually genius.
	And this is what I've learned from economics.
	Like, the right is always doing things like, oh, our version of beer and our version of candy.
	Dude, we should just join Blackrock and make their companies.
	And I mean this unironically.
	It's like Elon Musk is a good example.
	He's like the richest guy in the world because he focused on the two gayest industries, renewable electric cars and space exploration very cringe sections of of society.
	But that's where they're like, well, we want to give money to pretend to explore space and we also want to give money to electric car people.
	And then, and so it was like, well, i'm just going to go invent like work on a, on a sexy electric car, which I still think doesn't look good.
	I don't like Teslas at all, I don't think they look good.
	But yeah, but it was like a very smart thing.
	And I mean from there, obviously there's a lot of patents fuel cells, you know, solar energy for the home, battery storage.
	I mean he's done a lot.
	I'm not, it's not just that easy.
	But he kind of went like well, where is global investment going?
	And he's like, and he and he goes, i'm gonna go create my businesses where the money is headed.
	That's exactly what's happened.
	Hey yeah, and that's just where money is is of ESG, because of Blackrock and Vanguard and these ESG W EF summits where they say, if you know what Esg is.
	It's like these scores your count, your company has to be uh, you know woke.
	You have to have trans representation.
	It's a very very very, uh interesting.
	You know, set of standards in order to get investors.
	In order to remain public, in order to not um, you know, seek undue regulation, in order to be allowed to do business in global countries and trade internationally, you have to, like have a certain ESG score, and so that's why all the companies are woke, because they want to keep trading internationally.
	Yep yeah well, it's worked out for him, I guess.
	Yeah, so it's worked out for him big time.
	So he knew what was gonna happen.
	This, yeah, he didn't make like, gas cars for Republicans.
	He was like, I'm gonna make, I'm just gonna make the electric car, because you guys are all virtue signalers and say that you want electric cars but you won't put the money in because you don't care.
	I'm gonna pretend to care, make the electric car and I'm gonna like, make all the money.
	That's pretty smart.
	Oh what?
	Yeah, he is very smart.
	I wonder if he's actually a believer in the green energy agenda, what he says and suggests.
	You know what I mean.
	You see what he tweets?
	I doubt it.
	Yeah, he says, he says, he says he's like, he's like, well, I don't think global warming is as big of a deal in the short term as they say.
	It is true.
	So he knows what he's doing.
	It's like hint, hint.
	Yeah, it's not a bad idea, right?
	Not a bad idea?
	I don't think so.
	I don't think it's bad at all.
	Um, I did want to say uh, where?
	Oh, I don't.
	You know, we have there's so much we could have gotten into with all this stuff too.
	Okay, there's so much in there uh, of what's going on.
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	I'm dropping a link in the youtube chat.
	You can always uh join.
	You should see it right now in the youtube chat.
	Check us out on rumble for the second half of the show.
	Have you never been on show?
	Is it feel shorter or longer than you, than you would think.
	Very short, like 15 minutes.
	Yeah, we've been going for an hour already, for sure, and so it's like one half the show's in one half the show.
	You guys, i'll get falsetto working.
	I don't do we have a falsetto?
	I don't even know.
	Yeah, it's so awesome to be on the show.
	This is like.
	I've been watching the show two years, nearly three years, on my own in Australia.
	No one really watches it here.
	We don't want to talk about things, but like it's crazy to be on here.
	It's crazy.
	No one really watches it anywhere, which is kind of great.
	No, This show is blown up.
	No one watches this at all either.
	But it's great to know that.
	That's a very great thing.
	I will see you guys over on Rumble.
	So hit the link rumble.com slash slightly offensive
	And we're here.
	Just to let you guys know, this next segment was provided by you guys on locals, from locals members, to remind you of the great things that locals members provide.
	They also reminded us that there's other places that people get along.
	4chan a place where friends meet so that's really that's uh wait yeah yeah Yep, that's what it is.
	That's where they meet.
	That's where they meet.
	This next section is from SOBs.
	These are stories you guys chose directly from locals.
	So I just randomly read them.
	And it's your fault no matter what we cover.
	talk about it so uh you guys obviously we're looking at some crime watch what was going on Our Michael Jackson impersonators have once again been around the country wreaking havoc on the nation, which has been quite interesting.
	I don't know if you saw some of these videos that came out from Minneapolis, which were showing that it's actually a really nice place to live, you know?
	Damn, what?
	Yeah.
	The heck?
	What?
	Yeah.
	Really beautiful place this time of the year.
	Minneapolis is.
	It's a shame that we don't spend more time there.
	You know, I've been attacked in Minneapolis a few times.
	You know, this as well, like, you know, these videos.
	Yeah, these videos came out as well.
	You know, just head stomping, killing someone.
	And isn't it so dystopian that we can just like watch someone being like murdered on a clip and we're not even phased by it anymore?
	This has just become a part of existence where it's like, oh yeah, that's just what people like that do.
	Yeah, shock values kind of like deteriorated, right?
	Once upon a time, like even in movies, I guess.
	Like scary movies, like Scream.
	Remember when Scream came out?
	Everyone was shocked.
	It was like the first of its kind, you know?
	And since then, we've got like insane movies and no one even blinks at.
	So it's kind of like a cultural thing.
	Cultural degradation.
	It's just got to the point where you can see stuff like that and go, yeah, it's a Monday.
	Oh, someone also just told me, too, that I guess in Rumble, you can't see the chat and the video at the same time on the mobile app.
	And I found out the reason why you don't get so many Rumbles or like super chat sent on Rumble.
	It's because you can't donate on your phone or something like that.
	I've heard some crazy stuff on the app.
	Rumble's got a lot of work to do.
	It's also what's crazy too is like, I talk to Rumble and they're like, yeah, we'll put you on the front page tonight, but it never happens.
	What's the deal with Rumble, man?
	I don't know.
	Everyone's joining Rumble.
	Everyone's getting on Rumble.
	I always talk to them, like, yeah, we'll get you on the front page.
	We'll do.
	We'll get you up there in the feature.
	Like, we want to get you up there.
	And then I go and I look at it.
	The show's never there.
	But I don't know what that is because they tell me even today, like, yeah, we'll put you up.
	We're going to feature your show tonight.
	And then it never does get featured.
	I don't know what happens there.
	The platform?
	Have they changed anything?
	Yeah.
	Rumble's a great platform.
	I just go there because there's a lot you can't do on YouTube now.
	Exactly.
	And so it's like, at least I can do this.
	It is great.
	The worst part of it, the search function.
	Platform itself, I'll just be honest, it's like three years earlier than it is going to be useful.
	Like the platform, that's why I'm building it up now.
	I think in like 2025, 2026, it might get to where it needs to be.
	But they got a $400 million investment recently.
	So I think they should be putting it to good work.
	We'll hope that.
	We'll hope that.
	We'll hope that's the case.
	But we have a couple stories from you guys directly here on locals that you guys chose that I thought was pretty good, including the fact that Chelsea Clinton, UNICEF, and World Health Organization declared the unvaccinated children in America should take the mRNA jab without parental consent.
	I don't know if that's true, but also speaking of that, you guys also sent a meme here of the Hispanic white supremacist, which, by the way, we're going to talk about later on locals.
	There's something about the story.
	I'm letting that story develop a little more before I comment on it on the show.
	But they're saying that the killings, the mass shootings in Allen, Texas were by a Hispanic white supremacist.
	So I don't actually know what happened there, man.
	Neither do I at this point.
	I just know that there was a mass shooting.
	This was on Sunday, yeah?
	Or Saturday.
	I don't, I don't, I, I turned, I honestly wasn't on social media for a couple days because I took a Sabbath on Sunday.
	Oh, legend.
	The day is a bit off, but you know, the Sabbath's good.
	The concept's good.
	I took a Sabbath and I got unplugged.
	Awesome, bro.
	Nice, nice contributions today, ladies and gentlemen.
	I don't know what these are today.
	Like, what are these stories?
	I made this.
	Civilization.
	You made this?
	I made this.
	What?
	Why?
	You did this.
	We was Kings.
	That's so bad.
	It's so inappropriate.
	Yeah, you guys are horrible.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I guess this is a, I guess we're also, I'm not going to get into this.
	This downfall of a lesbian dating app.
	We can get to that in another show.
	What did that say?
	What?
	It was the downfall of a lesbian dating app boasting 1.5 million users in 55 countries.
	Her is undeniably the largest and most recognizable lesbian dating app on the market.
	While debatable, now it appears to have been created with the best intentions, which I don't know.
	I don't know what that means.
	However, over the last few years, her has become less of a platform for lesbians to mingle and more of a case study and contagion of gender identity ideology.
	It's launched in 2015 under the premiere of being a female-run lesbian space.
	Her went through a subtle rebrand in 2018 in an effort to profit from the burgeoning trends of queerness and inclusivity, which, by the way, I feel like is the general reason why most of all this is done is it's seen as profitable.
	It's seen as profitable.
	Oh, hugely now, for sure.
	Everything's gay because it makes money.
	Yeah.
	Well, not for Bud Light, right?
	No.
	No, not for Bud Light.
	It hasn't worked out that well.
	But Bud Light's doing well internationally.
	So maybe bad in the U.S.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I don't think they're that worried.
	I think that's a hype.
	Did they go broke?
	No.
	They were going to shut down?
	No.
	I think they went down from like 54 billion to like $52 billion in sales of the parent company.
	Whoa, I thought it was way worse.
	Okay.
	No, our market value.
	I think it's market value.
	Yeah, it's just America.
	So the world doesn't care.
	No.
	Do you think the world cares about trans issues?
	No, they don't.
	Yeah, we definitely don't here.
	That's for sure.
	No.
	Everybody's trans.
	They don't care about nothing.
	I even saw a Virgin Airlines commercial and like there's drag queens in it.
	They're like, come have an adventure.
	I'm like, bro, I ain't trying to have an adventure.
	I'm just trying to get down to Sydney.
	Have you been to Sydney lately?
	No.
	Have you been to Sydney since you got here?
	No.
	No, I've just been stuck in Goldie.
	Yeah, go to Sydney.
	That's a good place to interview.
	I'm planning on going.
	I'm planning on going.
	I know Sydney's pretty wild.
	It is pretty crazy.
	Well, we've got to get the show going again.
	We're on a break.
	We got to get to the show.
	I just went to a cafe to get a coffee and a dude in a dress served me.
	Casually served me.
	Did you throw the coffee in his face?
	No problem, you know?
	It's like, not we at all.
	Just what happened and I'm like this is, I looked around to see if anyone was like yeah, this is kind of weird, everyone's fine with it, right.
	And then went down the street, walked down the street.
	There's like two girls making out like on the sidewalk yeah, it's just everywhere.
	It's just more than I've ever seen.
	You know what I mean compared to, yeah, life's a joke.
	Sorry, that was the hey.
	Well, that was the life's a joke.
	It's kind of how you deal with it, I guess.
	Yeah, but apparently the problem with the app is it's failing because it's like a bunch of men now that identify as women on the lesbian app.
	Did you hear that guy on Tim Poole's show?
	We played on the last show where he talked about sucking female penises.
	So it wasn't Tim Poole, it was a guest on on the show and he said that was okay.
	It wasn't gay to suck a female penis.
	That's where we're going.
	That's where we're going.
	What's next year gonna be like very gay, very gay, it's okay.
	You know what and you know what I always say.
	What's really sad too is like it is kind of sad, just like you see from this article here in the story, like I don't mean, I actually feel bad for lesbians, but in some ways it's kind of sad for the traditional gays because they were just trying to be gay.
	And imagine how, like you like fought for like 40 years with the demons to like, become like oh, can we just please be accepted?
	And now you're like a lesbian and you just really hated men and you just really didn't want to be with men.
	And now you're called the you're now you're demonized like.
	You were demonized for 40 years for not liking men and now you're demonized again for not liking men.
	So you had a short window there.
	There was like an eight-year window where it was like yeah, lesbians and gays are cool.
	And now you're also still a bigot.
	If you're a let.
	Now you're a bigot.
	You're not like hated because you're a lesbian, you're hated because you're a.
	You're a turf, right?
	Yeah, I can't do this anymore.
	Sometimes I just want to, you know, end it all.
	It's like an inception.
	It's turning into an inception with uh, sexual identity.
	It's going like too far.
	It's going too far yeah, I know.
	All right, let's look at something uplifting.
	These are stories from that are uplifting.
	From the other verse, uh, the first one's really gonna make you smile.
	These are wins and things to be grateful for this.
	This uh story we start out with is really beautiful.
	This uh was a pit bull swam five miles out to sea to save this man from drowning, uh by uh to bite him.
	So he uh, a pit bull, the America's most friendly dog.
	That is just misunderstood.
	That is just miss.
	This dog's just misunderstood.
	You know, it's its owner's problem, it's the owner's problem.
	But he swam out to sea to uh to help save this man from being drowning.
	Right, see him.
	There's no way you'd expect that.
	And just going to uh, going for a kiteboard, not to get bitten by a dog.
	But that's exactly what happened.
	Yeah wow seriously, pit bulls are doing really good these days.
	Oh dude, got him hard.
	Hey yeah yeah, damn those dogs.
	They're just, they're just wrecking people.
	Yeah no, they're actually really peaceful.
	It's all about how you, it's all the owner's fault.
	So, even though it's like, most dog attacks are from pit bulls, but but it's like, do you know?
	What I find is that the argument for pit bulls is similar to the argument for a lot of things that people cope with, where it's like, well, but I have a, I have a friend who's not like that.
	My pit bulls, not like that.
	You go, okay, I believe you, but what if I were to tell you that we could reduce dog attacks by 60 if we didn't have pit bulls?
	Oh 80 yeah, I don't know the stat exactly.
	Yeah, it's a good point.
	That wasn't actually uh, that wasn't actually a um, that wasn't actually the the win.
	This was actually the win, the story I want to talk about.
	So obviously, you know uh, wait for the dog.
	Obviously, you might have heard of the fact that Tucker Carlson got terminated from Fox, but he's apparently still on contract.
	They're trying to hold him under the water.
	We all deal with weird contract stuff.
	Sometimes things are just slightly off, and we've got to figure our crap out.
	And we've got to figure it out.
	And I am figuring it out.
	Things will be good probably within six weeks.
	This channel will be completely different in six weeks in a positive way.
	In a positive way.
	And plus, we're going to go back out in the streets.
	I'm kind of changing the content of this channel going to be going forward.
	Like, I have some really good, like, pre-recorded stuff.
	We're going to keep doing the live shows just because it's fun.
	And we just like to hang out every Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
	But we're going to focus a lot more stuff out in public.
	Like, I even got this.
	I'm not going to get into it, but like, I want to go do a lot more just stuff out there and talk to people.
	I just want to get out in the public and get back out on about.
	I just need to do that.
	But this is a good news.
	From the Daily Wire, Tucker Carlson and Elon Musk discuss working together as Carlson plots new path forward in media.
	Tucker Carlson has reportedly had a conversation with Twitter CEO Elon Musk about working together after Fox News took him off the air late last month.
	The news was contained in Axios report about Carlson getting closer to allowing his top allies to start going after Fox News for keeping him locked in a contract which would pay him $20 million a year to keep him on the sidelines until January of 2025.
	Carlson's high-profile attorney, Brian Friedman, who was also retained by, was recently fired co-host Don Lamon, said in a statement that the idea that anyone is going to silence Tucker and prevent him from speaking to his audience is beyond preposterous.
	They really think that.
	That's Tucker's voice.
	Yeah.
	He loves SWS.
	I think that's the case.
	And, you know, I've had the privilege of working with Tucker several times.
	I've been able to make a movie with him, have fun.
	He's a good guy.
	He's got a huge audience.
	People do actually watch his show.
	People like him.
	And, you know, they're trying to silence a lot of people.
	You had James O'Keefe.
	Anybody who's a kind of effective, pro-Trumpish, like on the right path of like seeking out the truth.
	It's all about censorship, destruction, destroy, discrediting.
	It's like this huge attack.
	And it's all before the next election.
	It's just, it's just expect it, right?
	You're going to lose.
	You can't shake up.
	You can't shake it up too much.
	And when you knew when Trump lost, lost, you know, when he lost the election, let's just say he lost, right?
	I don't really believe that personally, but we'll say he did.
	You know, once you got to that position, they were going to take out all the vocal mouthpieces.
	And they were going to give you gay cringe shows instead.
	So that's what it is.
	And they took Tucker out because they wanted to get rid of him.
	And it's just, it's because he was telling the truth.
	Yeah.
	Andrew Tit's a great example of that.
	The biggest example of that.
	He's gone.
	You know, like they shut him down big time.
	It was against the law what they did.
	And he's stuck at home.
	He can't do anything.
	He's under like some kind of contract with the law.
	Yeah.
	So.
	He's still on Twitter, though.
	Yes.
	He's doing that, but nothing else.
	He's on Twitter.
	They said Tucker should go on InfoWars.
	No, I don't think he should do that.
	I think he should start his own outlet.
	I think he should get funding from Elon or something and do that kind of thing.
	I think Tucker Tucker started the Daily Caller.
	I'd pay a subscription to that thing, whatever that will be.
	Elon and Tucker, for sure.
	Yeah, I would watch too.
	I think that'd be sick.
	Yeah, be awesome.
	What's going to be annoying, though, is all the grifters that are trying to get jobs there.
	Like, I was censored.
	Hire me.
	Hire me.
	I was censored.
	Oh, I got censored.
	I got banned on Twitter.
	Hire me.
	It's like, you know, you've got all these people and like they just want to like, they're just going to try to latch on.
	And like, they're just going to be disingenuous shitheads.
	And I hope they are wise on who they hire because.
	I just hope they're wise on who they are.
	Hey, man, I'd work there.
	Yeah, but I meant like there's going to be people like begging, you know, please, hire me, please.
	And you're like, dude, the amount of disingenuous a-holes in this industry is pretty, pretty remarkable.
	I wouldn't know.
	Yeah.
	It's remarkable.
	And it's unfortunate.
	But, you know, the best you can do is pray for people and hope this country does better.
	And I hope the United States just continues to do better.
	It really is true.
	You got to just pray, and you got to hope that they do the best.
	What do you think is going to happen with this election?
	You have an opinion on that?
	Two years, right?
	What?
	Two years?
	The election?
	Yeah.
	No, it's next year.
	It's next year.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	No.
	It's next year.
	We're already back in another election.
	I can't do it.
	I got to get more energy.
	Yeah, I know.
	I don't know.
	I don't know yet.
	I don't know yet.
	I'm not sure.
	We'll see what happens.
	Once upon a time, I think you could know a little bit, but now it's like anything can happen.
	I think that the CIA fixes the elections.
	You can't rule out the illegal actions of the government.
	I think the elections are fixed.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Same with Australia, bro.
	Same with like Dan Andrews.
	Does anyone in America know who Dan Andrews is?
	Yeah, they know.
	He's that guy who locked everyone down.
	We covered it a lot in my old show, You Are Here.
	A lot of Dan Andrews stuff going on there.
	That's mental man.
	What happened down there?
	But he's still in.
	Voted in.
	Would you believe it?
	You know, on the voting dockets, like the voting ballots, there was parties that were renamed, like, you know, Freedom Australia.
	And they were actually Dan Andrews' parties.
	So they use like erroneous names to support the election results to get him back in.
	And it worked.
	And just, yeah, it was all above board.
	Like, it worked.
	How mental he's in.
	I don't know if I believe that elections are really that real anymore.
	I just have a feeling.
	I don't know, Chad.
	I don't know what you think.
	I think it's all fake, man.
	It's a lot fake.
	So, yeah, I don't really vote.
	There's no point.
	Let me see where our lucky live stream chatters are at and what's going on here.
	I do want to read here the viewing the tip.
	I'm going to read some super chats that are going on here.
	These are super chats you guys sent.
	Why are you gay?
	Said Pixetine, the 17th worst, gayest ad.
	Thank you.
	MJ in the chat said, hi guys.
	Finally, I'm back.
	Husband's been holding me at the gunpoint to watch movies with him.
	Kidding anyway, happy to be here with all of you.
	Also, please tell Kez and Elijah Jr. hello hugs and kisses to you.
	I missed you all.
	Great show tonight.
	Thank you, MJ.
	We love you as well.
	Spaghetti Edwards said, just hit the ABBOs with your car.
	Official Australian military advice to live by.
	Thanks, regular guy.
	Why are you gay?
	Said BLDM.
	Black lives do matter, I guess.
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	Kyle M. Tomlik said if we were drilling for oil, those whales would still be living.
	Oh, yeah, it's true.
	Spaghetti Edwards said elections are held to check participation rate.
	Every four years, they pull a population to see who still buys the lie.
	Record turnout just means that they're going to get more aggressive with their policies, both foreign and domestic.
	And I Conna Turner Hurt or whatever said Big Mike's Penis 2024.
	So that's really great.
	Thank you guys so much for that.
	I really appreciate that.
	If you want to continue being on with us here, this is the rest of you guys that just watch with us on locals.
	You can always join the chat on locals.
	You can join us in the community.
	I find it to be a ton of fun.
	You go to right there.
	It's even just click the link in the description, elijahschafer.locals.com.
	That's the chat.
	That's where we're at.
	That's our community.
	That's our people.
	And that's who you guys, you guys are the best.
	And I love you, MJ and all of you guys.
	You know, you guys are really here.
	Do we miss Kez, though, chat?
	Do we miss Kez?
	Do we miss Kez?
	I feel like we miss her.
	She's going to be on Monday.
	I need to get it.
	Well, I'm hoping to have her back on next Monday.
	I'm hoping to have her.
	I need her back on.
	I miss it a lot.
	It's not fun.
	It's not as fun without her.
	Because even if she was here with us, it would be more fun.
	Yeah, bro.
	She's hilarious.
	She's so good.
	It doesn't feel the same without Kez, they said.
	Come back, Kez.
	We need Kez.
	I know.
	She's just doing like a crazy thing, like putting her motherhood before being on camera.
	That's crazy, right?
	Yeah, sort of, somewhat reasonable, yes.
	Yeah, and Kez should bring Dorian, yeah.
	And uh, and people know that, yeah, and Kez is fine.
	Um, let me see if she wants to pop in and say hello, baby, Kez.
	I don't know where she is.
	One second.
	Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
	Yes.
	All right.
	Well, just say hi, they can hear you.
	Hello, turn your back, turn your back, turn your back because they can't see him.
	Turn your back, I've got my talkies, and I don't have any makeup on, and I got my baby.
	Here he is, so we're sharing some chocolate.
	He's pretty upset, and I'm saying hello, he's been vomiting.
	Oh, really?
	He's been vomiting, he's been vomiting.
	Yeah, everyone says hi, Kez.
	They all miss you.
	Yeah, and someone said the someone said you're being selfish.
	The podcast comes before your children.
	Yeah, little Elijah Jr. is a very selfish baby, right?
	It's true.
	It's absolutely true.
	All right, guys, but we're going to see you guys in locals.
	And I just want you guys to say to Kez and let you know that she's also just spitting around doing her stuff, being a mom, hanging out.
	And we're going to continue the show.
	We have two more segments.
	We have our you segment, which you know what?
	You know what?
	No, I actually want to bless you guys with the you segment before we go.
	Before we go.
	These are videos I've seen, and so you have to as well.
	I want I just want I want us to watch this one together Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I have a really important announcement I promise this will take two seconds, okay?
	You ready?
	They bounce.
	Am I right?
	Wait, I have a really important announcement.
	I promise this will take two seconds, okay?
	You ready?
	Gotta watch it again.
	They bounce.
	Gross.
	I think that the boobs weren't the only thing bouncing in that video.
	Am I wrong or am I wrong?
	Yeah, you're not wrong.
	You're not wrong.
	Let's go.
	TikTok has some poison, hey?
	It does.
	It's got some good stuff, but man, that's where we're going.
	If you're bricked up, you need to apologize to God right now.
	Apologize to Jesus.
	You know what?
	Apologize.
	No, all right, but that's the case.
	But for the rest of you guys, we have our segment, and we're going to do a QA and talk a little bit with you guys as well on locals.
	You guys know the drill.
	So head over to locals for everyone here on Rumble.
	We are doing this.
	Signing out.
	May God bless the United States of America.
	We love you.
	I will see you Wednesday night with Dave Landau's coming on the show.
	And we have some amazing content lined up this week.
	And if everything goes as planned, we should have street content coming out soon and changing a little bit of the focus, some of the discussion, which means that my goal is, is I want to start going out on the weekends, getting street content, releasing it separately, but then like making Mondays about what we did, like making the first part of Mondays about what happened over the weekend.
	Good idea.
	And playing bonus content because I think it'll spark more interest too from people.
	It's just like fun.
	I love, I love, dude, I just need you.
	I bought, I spent $1,200 and I bought everything so you can't F it up.
	I bought like a steady cam and like everything and work.
	We're going to figure out how to use it.
	I was going to see with you today if we could figure out how to use it.
	Easy.
	And then that way, this is the best part.
	Because we are going to figure it out together, then it'll be good.
	And then we can go do a little bit of traveling because we can go to Sydney, we can go around, we can go.
	Oh, sure.
	We could get on the jet ski, do some jet ski interviews.
	Yes.
	That's different.
	You don't understand where my brain's at right now.
	It's in a positive direction.
	And I also thought, too, if we could get Jazz and them on board, maybe we could use the bus and go to a few spots and put some microphones in and do some random interviews with people.
	You know what?
	Yeah, for some reason I thought Jazz, I thought Nimbin.
	You know what Nimbin is?
	No?
	It's like the weed capital of Australia.
	It's like Amsterdam.
	It's like.
	Anyway, drugs, drugs, no.
	Smoking some pot.
	It'd be interesting.
	Yeah, man.
	To like ask people some questions there.
	That's like down the road.
	You know what I mean?
	Oh, yeah.
	I just got to get out of my.
	I just, now that I'm good with the kid.
	Demonic area, really.
	Well, we had 666 watching live on Rumble, so that's not good.
	Oh, not a good sign.
	Yeah.
	777.
	Yeah, Everyone's like, got to go back on the streets.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Prostitution got to make a good time.
	Nah, life is very good.
	Life is very good.
	You guys are good.
	Anyway, I'll see you guys on locals.
	Stay tuned if you're on locals.
	I got you.
	I love you.
	And just to take it out here, here we go.
	Am I right?
	Wait, I have a really important announcement.
	I promise this will take two seconds, okay?
	You ready?
	Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I, fuck y'all.

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