Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - This Is TOO FAR Even For BILL GATES?!

May 4, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

01:41:03

This Is TOO FAR Even For BILL GATES?! | Guest: 1/4 Black Garrett

Bill Gates is celebrating the lack of human rights and what China has been able to do in developing their economy. The UN says we should eradicate women's roles entirely but yet we still can't define what a woman actually is. A biker clashes with some angry people parked in a bike lane, AI trolls the entire Met Gala and so much more! ________________________________________________________________ Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.comShow more ⇩ SUPPORT GARRETT ⇩ https://twitter.com/QTRBlackGarrett https://www.youtube.com/@QTRBlackGarrett ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSOR ⇩ PIXOTINE: Get these amazing "No-Mess" nicotine toothpicks in amazing flavors right now 20% off when you visit https://pixotine.com/elijah. Try them all or buy some for a friend, they'll thank you later because they're are basically no restrictions on where you can use them! Be 21 or older to check them out FAST GROWING TREES: Join the over 1.5 million satisfied customers already enjoying their trees/plants/shrubs from Fast Growing Trees! Plus get all the support you need to make sure your plants grow strong and tell. Get ahead of the Spring time and get 15% right now at https://fastgrowingtrees.com/so UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩ WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩ APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS: [email protected] ➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

Large

Audio Only |

Scroll

Time	Text
	Well, guys, it looks like Bill Gates might have even outdone himself.
	My guest today is quarterback Garrett.
	He is hosting a new show on Blaze TV called Normal World, and he's anything but normal.
	And neither is the show that we're about to do today.
	Right now, it is approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	Let's get down.
	Oh, only good news, guys.
	We got some crazy stuff on the show for you today.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your top 17 host.
	We have some crazy confetti of color.
	As you know, I'm the self-producer of the show, and I just got out of the shower.
	So this is great.
	I'm joined in the studio.
	And as I would say, by the lovely, the beautiful, the quarterback Garrett.
	I'm so happy to be here.
	Thank you so much for having me.
	Is that enough time for me?
	Can I go now?
	Well, I mean, if you're asking me if it's Christmas time and you're giving me the gift that I've wanted, which was for you to not be in my vicinity, then I would say yes.
	Unfortunately for you, it's it's actually, you know, it's weird.
	It's wintertime for me and it's springtime for you.
	So it's like because you're in the upside-down world and you're all your toilets go the other way.
	Yeah, and I feel like every time Christmas time there.
	But I feel like every time I'm with you, it's a little colder than it should be.
	You know what I mean?
	Like it feels, it's empty, it's dark, it's unfulfilling.
	Yeah, like my soul is getting sucked out slowly at the bottom of my anus.
	So, okay, wait, you just said, so it's wintertime there.
	Is it still Christmas during December?
	Can I just tell you the weirdest thing is when you're having Christmas, it's 103 degrees and your balls are sweating.
	Yeah, because that seems not really magical.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like, what'd you get for Christmas?
	It's like, I got you baby powder for your balls.
	Yeah, thanks.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, to keep me from chafing.
	Dude, let's talk about this though, dude.
	It's good to hear from you, man.
	I've been on break.
	Like, like we mentioned, it's hard to get back in the algorithms, but like, this is crazy, man.
	You got a new show with Dave Landau on this new network I've never heard of before.
	It's called a blaster.
	It's a weird network.
	Yeah, blase.
	Blase.
	I believe it's on Dish Network.
	I think my contracts allow me to say that.
	I think I'm allowed to call it blase.
	Can I call it blase?
	No, I'm not.
	It's French.
	It's a French thing.
	You got this new show and it's called Normal World.
	This is pretty crazy.
	Tell me about it, man.
	I'm really excited.
	Yeah.
	So last year, we worked on a little sketch comedy show.
	Dave and I and a bunch of our friends.
	And we kind of just made it because we were wanting to make sketch comedy and we had not been able to do that for a little while.
	So we made that and then it turned into like, hey, maybe we might want to actually make this like a show.
	And we started pitching it around.
	And Blaze liked it.
	And they had purchased the show.
	I guess I don't know if they purchased the show.
	They purchased us.
	Well, they've sold our likenesses.
	They've lost some talent recently.
	So I think some funds have opened up.
	Yeah.
	There's some people that have left.
	Show budgets have closed down in the last year.
	So I feel like there's money available.
	They might have a little bit extra money.
	There's some schedule.
	On the talent.
	So they need to buy in some talent.
	The schedule has opened up at the network.
	The rumors I'm here.
	I'm in Australia, though, so I wouldn't know.
	I wouldn't know, but I heard you wouldn't even know.
	Like, how would you, how would you know?
	You're so far away.
	How does information travel like that?
	It's really.
	Yeah, dude.
	I'm super excited.
	I'm super excited.
	Well, yeah, and make sure you follow Dave and Quarterback for information on that because this is new for the network.
	This is new for even for the right wing.
	This is new for just comedy.
	Dude, and I kind of want to bring this up, though, you know, as we jump into the topics for today, is I hate even calling it right wing because I feel like the best position to be in is sort of like these comedians or these people, even like Bill Maher or whatever, where they are politically biased, but they're really focused on just quality entertainment and about like actually writing a good script, creating a good show, right?
	There's so many people like this.
	Now, they might slant left, they might slant right, but the focus is on the content.
	We got to get away from being like, oh, a right-wing comedian, a right-wing sketch show.
	It's like, it's a sketch show, and it might be only right-wing because they don't care about political correctness.
	Exactly.
	So the philosophy we're going with is like everything can be made fun of, including the right, like almost especially the right.
	Because nobody will make fun of the right.
	It's very much like we need to be 100% positive about everything we do at all times, or else you're not with the gang, right?
	So it's there's like no humor in it.
	So it's time to like start making fun of ourselves.
	I think one of the first things we wrote for this show specifically was a Bud Light joke, but it's a joke on the right.
	So it's like, hey, look, you're not safe.
	Everybody's going to get it.
	Are you gay?
	No, I don't drink Bud Light, but I, but you were talking about.
	But you have sex with a man.
	Yeah, bro, but I was drinking a blue moon.
	I'm not drinking.
	I'm not drinking that piss water.
	Yeah, so that's our kind of philosophy.
	It's like it's going to lean to the right a little bit, obviously, because we're not crazy leftist, but it's not going to be like a, this is the news tonight.
	Latest school shooting.
	No, it's not going to be that.
	So you just start describing my show.
	You go, it's not going to be like, you know, like a lame show, like two guys in a box.
	It's not going to be like one of those lame shows where this guy's sitting here and he's like throwing on some kind of like techno music and dancing to the inside into the show.
	It wouldn't be that.
	That would suck.
	Yeah.
	It would almost be like a show that probably would be axed from a network like that, not hired off.
	Because it's like so, it's like good.
	It's well, I wouldn't say good.
	It would probably be eventually get cut.
	All right.
	As we jump in today's show, guys, I got to tell you guys about our sponsor for today, which is Pixotine.
	You know exactly what I'm talking about.
	These are amazing.
	Yeah, Pixotine.
	These are nicotine-infused toothpicks that come in amazing flavors that you can literally use anywhere.
	Now, you might be asking yourself, I'm here with Garrett.
	How many places can you now smoke a cigar, a cigarette, a vape?
	Like how many, pretty much nowhere, right?
	Like nowhere, unless it's a specifically named cigar lounge.
	Like you used to be able to just do it everywhere.
	You could be a bartender, just smoke cigars.
	You could go to like a hospital, smoke cigar.
	You remember they handed cigars out when you had a baby.
	We were like, hey, here's here, buddy.
	Here's some cigars.
	Not today.
	You just had a baby.
	By the way.
	Also, not here.
	There's not even a single cigar lounge in the entire city where I live or even within like a 10, six hour driving distance.
	They don't smoke here like that, really.
	So guess what?
	You should check this out, guys.
	These are amazing mini flavors.
	They allow you to get a nicotine buzz if you're 21 or older at pixetine.com slash Elijah.
	That's P-I-X-O-T-I-N-E.com slash E-L-I-J-A H for 20% off the entire store.
	They're compactible.
	They can fit anywhere.
	They can ship directly to your door and there's no restrictions where you can use them.
	So whether you're looking for an alternative to smoking and you, or you know someone who should alternatively smoke, as we know, wife, a lot of you guys, let's just be honest, are not too fond of your boys smoking or your kids.
	Maybe you should get it.
	Get that oral fixation thing.
	A lot of people, they get hooked on cigarettes because they're having something, you know, they want something to smoke.
	You got to get a little.
	Well, and it's true.
	And Josh LaCash, who actually, like, I think he said, got off like using like this is cool.
	Yeah, actually.
	It's actually really cool.
	So check it out, Pixetine.
	Plus, you look really cool.
	Pixetine.com slash slash Elijah.
	As we jump into this and we get into the Matrix and we talk about what's going on, I just want a helpful mention to let you know that Quarter Black Garrett does work on Friday Night Tights and they discuss movies, but now he's been blocked from discussing films.
	A little edgy.
	What got you blocked?
	This was a tweet from this account.
	This account is mostly full of crap.
	So when they have breaking news, half of it is completely false.
	But they posted something about the writer's strike.
	And I believe it was Adam Ruins Everything.
	And he was talking about how the writers are so misused and they're not taken care of.
	And it's time that we are taken care of.
	So I just posted a photo of me laughing.
	So I got blocked.
	So yeah, well, good.
	That's how fragile they are.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I wish I could block you too, but I have to have you on my show.
	And also, you guys, just reminding you guys about our meme reviews.
	I brought out a new wig on the last show, which people may not know.
	And in a locals chat, remember that you can support the show directly at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	Get the exclusive uncensored chat.
	You guys complain the chats are censored.
	You can also find us on Rumble.
	But of course, I brought out my wig for our segment.
	I don't think you've have you been on since we've segmentized the show into actual segments?
	No.
	Yeah, the show's gotten better, but worse at the same time.
	Yeah.
	But people made that, I made this, I have this new wig and people made this meme here in locals.
	Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.
	Even, and that's the nice thing about the tea people movement, too.
	You sacrifice your genitals, but you get in return social validation.
	So since you've never been on the show with the segments, this is pretty cool.
	Watch this.
	You're going to learn it for the first time.
	We're going to be talking about the things.
	Well, I'm just kidding.
	That wasn't it.
	Wow.
	I was going to end the show.
	I was going to end the show.
	I thought that was, was that the transition?
	No, I was just going to end the show.
	Oh, we're about to go back in.
	All right.
	No, I was going to end the show.
	No, but we get to talk about what's going on in the upside down.
	And so a little music will start playing like this.
	And then we get a cool little graphic come in.
	Well, it looks like things are a little bit crazy in the upside down world even for Bill Gates or we call him Gil Bates And he makes my Bill Gates, if you know what I'm talking about.
	You know, he was talking, obviously, about the future of the world.
	And I don't know about you, but I've gotten pretty surprised at while we're not allowed to say as much as we want to on the internet, and we have to be really careful in tongue-in-cheek in how we speak, the elites have gotten very much more blatant in just like explaining that we're a giant science experiment and they're having a ton of fun.
	And like, it's like Hunger Games made the most fit, survival the fittest win.
	It's kind of amazing how they just tell you what they're doing just out in the open.
	They don't even hide it anymore.
	It's kind of a, it's, it's awesome.
	Yeah, listen to this.
	Bill Gates was in an interview with The Economist.
	And some complaints we got on the show is we weren't using enough like valid sources or whatever.
	And so he decided to bring up a valid source, The Economist.
	He talked about how I want to rule the world.
	I would like for all men to have no penises.
	And if they could, I don't know, just excrete estrogen out of their nipples, that would be great.
	And I'm going to buy up all the farmland so you have nothing to eat.
	So you can only eat my food, which is bugs.
	And it's made out of bugs.
	And I'll give you receipts that are full of estrogen.
	And they'll turn you also into women.
	We'll just have a bunch of women.
	Dude, this sounds like the platform of most conservative nonprofits in five years.
	You're basically describing where we're headed.
	That's like the keynote.
	It's going to be like, look, okay, we're okay with the bugs and all the estrogen, but.
	But listen, crickets are the most red pill bugs.
	Crickets are based, okay?
	You've got to kill them yourself.
	You've got to kill the bugs yourself.
	Okay.
	You got to have the reflexes.
	Dude, that, okay, that's a good sketch idea of like red pill movement in like 2030 of like explaining like, dude, it's like, all right, yes, future.
	It's like, listen, like, you know, bugs, you got, these are the base bugs versus the cringe bugs.
	And it's like, you know, like, you want to eat those maggots, man.
	Those are maggots.
	They're low, man.
	The low T. You gotta have grasshoppers, bro.
	You gotta go back to Bugs Life like cringe base pill.
	Get the jump, man.
	All right.
	Well, here's Bill Gates.
	He talked about, and we're gonna be careful here.
	You know, because remember, this part of the show is on alt media, et cetera.
	But he talks about everything China did.
	And you know what China's been doing?
	He says, like, it's pretty crazy that they violated human rights and whatnot and little things like that.
	But it's remarkable about what they accomplished.
	Watch this.
	That's kind of crazy.
	In their typical, fairly authoritarian way, they did a very good job of suppressing the virus.
	You know, there may have been a lot of individual rights that were violated there, but the overall macro effect that they achieved is kind of amazing.
	They had the benefit that it was really Hubei, you know, 60 million people, and they brought in the health resources 1.4 billion and their ability to build hospitals very, very quickly and force compliance with masks and various other things.
	But they've kept the virus numbers to very low levels compared to most countries.
	Do you think the fact that China went into this very strict lockdown very quickly set the tone for the way other countries responded?
	Because that was not really part of the epidemiological playbook before.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	I, you know, I live in infectious diseases and how you stop them.
	And so when we were first talking about the shutdown, why?
	I was like, wow, we're really going to do this.
	Are people really willing to do this?
	Can I say this?
	So without even touching the subject that he's talking about, like if you heard, if you hear, when I first heard that there was going to be like shutdowns, like if let's just say you came to my house and said, like, hey, we're going, you're a plumber and you go, hey, we're going to be working on the water main.
	We're going to be shutting down the water.
	Like, any of you are shutting down something I like.
	My first response wouldn't be, wow, that's like incredible.
	Like, and crazy.
	That's like, whoa.
	Look at what you've done.
	It's so cool that you're able to do that.
	Just shut off my water.
	So cool.
	What?
	Yeah, why the hell is he talking about?
	He's like, yeah, he's like, forget about the human rights violations that they do, but like they did really well at locking people down against their will.
	Yeah.
	It was like, I was waiting for him to be like, kudos.
	Can we not agree on the insanity of that, though?
	That like you have this man, Bill Gates, who's a multi-billionaire, and this is proof that money doesn't satisfy you.
	Because whenever you get to the apex of finances, the next step up is power and consolidation of power.
	And I've once heard it said that the game of life is like climbing up a ladder.
	And you're always one step below the next person above you.
	So what you see is what?
	Their butt.
	And you want to get up to their level and see what they can see.
	And once you get up there, there's just another butt above you and another butt.
	And once you get to the very top, the only one above you is God.
	And so the only thing that you can do then is like God.
	I would only assume he would.
	Wouldn't he have the best butt?
	Give me that.
	These are facts.
	But yeah, my thing, like when he said that in the interview, get these things out of my face.
	He was like, I'm all into the vaccines and epidemics and stuff.
	And I'm like, why, dude?
	You make computers.
	Why are you in this field?
	Get out.
	You have no business being in this area.
	What are you doing?
	You made computer software.
	Like, stop.
	He's like, dude, you remember Minefield, right?
	That game on your computer?
	Yeah.
	So are you?
	Yeah, bro.
	You know, Solitaire?
	You know, he did give us a solitaire because I killed everyone in your family.
	But the pinball machine game was very good in Windows.
	I got to say, the pinball machine.
	I love that game.
	Like, I would give him credit.
	I don't know if he did that, but that did change my childhood.
	Bro, it was a hard blow, man, when they took that off of Windows.
	You couldn't play it anymore.
	Yeah.
	It was tragic.
	And now, and now I just tragically have to use PCs because I don't have a choice because I run a show.
	I don't know if you're like that.
	Are you like that too on Mac versus PC argument?
	Like, I have no choice but to use PCs or like Windows.
	I hate to use Windows.
	Macs.
	I hate Macs.
	I've used them.
	I've used both.
	I just hate the operating system and how it is.
	I just don't like it.
	So I like Windows.
	Actually, I want to get into Linux.
	I know how a little cringy that is a little bit for people to go, oh, I only use Linux, man.
	What do you plebs using Windows and Mac?
	I use Linux, but it does sound like it's way better.
	So I'm going to have to start trying to use that.
	Yeah, me too.
	And you could like, you can install Windows or Mac browsers in Linux so you could feel like you're using an inferior product.
	Yeah, I didn't know that, but you know what was really funny was traveling countries with a custom-built PC in its own suitcase and just praying to God that like a $15,000 computer didn't blow up traveling in the air and then seeing it in person and then going, praise God, and realizing like everything in this country actually is like four times the price.
	So like a little stream deck, you know, is like 500 bucks or whatever, you know, which just doesn't make any sense.
	It just doesn't make any sense out here.
	So I was really glad that I brought it because I had to replace my monitors because they broke in transit.
	And then I got 24 inch monitors, not nice, LG, and they were like $4.79 each for like cheap monitors.
	So it's almost a grand just to replace monitors.
	But I will say, I brought up that meme, like you said, about him.
	It's like, I learned a word today, philanthropath.
	It's a philanthropist as a psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist.
	And I feel like that's what he is.
	He's a philanthropath, meaning he just has a bunch of money and now he wants to use it.
	Like he's bored.
	What does he do other than manipulate people's lives?
	Right.
	He's too rich to even transition.
	He's too like transitioning is what he's doing for poor people.
	It's just like causing chaos in mayhem.
	But like, but to yourself, he's not doing it to himself.
	He's doing it to other people.
	And he was on Epstein Island.
	So let me just leave it up there.
	That too.
	Don't forget that.
	I did say this, though.
	He's on the logs.
	Speaking of philanthropists, I don't know if you saw this.
	This is actually from Fox News as well.
	Fox News, very trusted source.
	Like I said, we're going to bring up some trusted sources here.
	Fox News.
	Very trusted.
	Biden is offering 500K grants for English teachers in Pakistan that focus on transgender youth.
	I'm not going to get to the full article because I have an ad blocker on it.
	It doesn't work.
	But he essentially is offering U.S. taxpayer-funded money for programs in Pakistan for teachers to help focus on youth who are transitioning.
	And everybody knows that Muslims are big fans of the LGBTQ community.
	And I got to say this.
	It's like the joke never ends with them.
	Sometimes we get the punchline.
	Other times we're left hanging.
	Yeah.
	It is really sad.
	It is really sad.
	40% of the time.
	So is this an old story?
	Is this an old story?
	Because I've heard this before.
	This was in the bill before.
	Wasn't this in like the big new deal or whatever the fuck?
	Well, what was yes and no.
	It is not a new story, but it is updated in the fact that it's still happening and the grants are still available.
	And the reason why I brought that up.
	Could you take the grant?
	Would this be a good thing?
	You'd be like, hey, I'm an English teacher in Pakistan.
	I'm teaching, you know, Z-serves.
	Can I get whatever?
	What is it?
	$500 a month?
	$500K, $500K a year.
	$500K?
	Okay.
	Well, that's even more.
	Well, I brought this up.
	I think you could do that.
	That's a good question.
	Only for a reason, because I was like, okay.
	In Minecraft.
	Yeah.
	Well, I was just saying it's cool because it's like you have Bill Gates talking about like, it's really cool to violate human rights.
	It's so cool because you can accomplish a lot.
	Which, by the way, there's plenty of people.
	There's this one guy with a silly mustache in the 40s who had that idea too of like violating human rights to accomplish things.
	There was some people in Russia.
	Another guy that likes spaghetti, really likes spaghetti.
	He was violating people's human rights at the two.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So, and people have been doing that.
	There's a guy named Kony as well in Africa.
	He was accomplishing a few things and he violated more than just human rights.
	Sometimes he made kids violate their own.
	I hear he runs like a youth camp.
	Youth summer camp kind of thing.
	Yeah.
	Where he just goes out there and gets kids, brings them in, teaches them like, you know, gun safety, sends them back out into the world.
	Why is it that all these really, really brilliant people who are trying to accomplish things in the name of violating human rights love camping?
	I hear about camps here and camps.
	I know.
	There's camps everywhere.
	There's camps for that race and camps for that race and camps for kids.
	And I'm like, yeah, very like camps for that race, you know?
	Over there and over there, over there, and like over there, rapping, rapping, yeah, camp for you, and then it can't for me, and then it can't for you.
	Yeah, um, I did bring this up because I go, I go everywhere.
	I go, you know, he's using his money to promote all this crazy stuff or giving 500k to Pakistanis.
	How are Americans doing financially?
	So, I put out a poll on my Twitter, which you should check, you should find out.
	And I asked you guys, where are you at financially?
	We got 2,500 votes.
	Not so many votes because I, I guess we still have five hours left.
	Uh, but we got 15% of you guys, which is pretty crazy.
	Um, said you're spending more than you make, and that would mean like it doesn't mean you have a bad budget.
	Obviously, that means you're you're for some reason have commitments that have gone up in price, so you're you're racking up credit cards.
	Uh, that's pretty, that's pretty crazy.
	Uh, that 15% usually these are pretty good understandings of where America's at.
	Twitter polls are usually pretty accurate, um, because 15.
	Now, what's even crazier is 34.5% of you guys are living paycheck to paycheck, um, which, which is which is respectable though, because that doesn't mean you're living above your means.
	Sometimes you live in cities like Los Angeles or in San Diego, it's really hard for you to move, you don't know how to get moving costs to get out, you have, you don't have a lot of skills, you might have a special job opportunity there.
	It's not like you could just go move and transfer in engineering to Florida, you might have worked your way up in a company, have no credentials, not even high school education.
	You're screwed.
	Um, and then you have uh here 41.3% of you guys, so about the most group here are feel inflation but savings.
	So, you're still a little bit above the economic place, and only uh 8.7% of you guys are not really affected, which means you're making a either you're living in so much under your means in your circumstance, or you just, yeah, stop boasting.
	But I mean, does that surprise you, dude?
	This is like kind of where Americans are at that about 50% or more are barely making it or making it, and then the rest are making it, but and they're saving, but they feel it, meaning they're not like they're not doing really well, and that there's only eight percent.
	They're like, oh, here's 20 in my savings account every time I get paid.
	Your coin jar at home didn't count, by the way.
	Oh, this is count, uh, dude.
	Gas prices are insane, and I knew it was going to happen.
	It's really sad, but gas prices went skyrocketing, right?
	And people got really mad, and they were putting stickers on gas pumps saying I did that and all this stuff, and it was so expensive, and people were freaking out.
	And then it went down a little bit, and not even all the way back down to where it was.
	Then it went way back up, and now we're higher than I've ever seen it.
	I went to, I just went to Vegas last week, and from Texas, it went $340, like $340 to $440 to $5.
	I paid the, I paid $5.49.
	No, $5.79 for gas is insane.
	That was Arizona, by the way.
	Arizona, not great with the gas.
	And nobody complains about it because we've been slowly like that cue right there.
	Like the cue.
	It's just frozen right there.
	I don't know.
	That's my graphics on the show.
	But, you know, the pot slowly got turned up.
	We're the frog.
	And that inflation went up.
	And we went, hey, we don't like that.
	It went down a little bit.
	Then it went way back up.
	And we're not complaining about it because we're like, oh, well, at least it's not worse.
	Well, you have no idea what it's like out here.
	Oh, dude, I'm sure you have way worse.
	Yeah, I was like, Australia.
	You don't even understand the island.
	Right now, in the top, so Australia is now considered the most affordable, contiguous country.
	So obviously, there's more expensive cities.
	It's still more expensive to live in inner city like Fifth Avenue, New York, right?
	Or something like that.
	But there's no, of major cities here, there's about six or seven of them, depending on who you ask.
	And four out of the seven make it the top 20 most expensive cities in the world.
	And then all seven make it in the top like 30 or 40, I think it is.
	And so there's nowhere to move.
	So it's like, think of it like if you live in a country, but like the cheapest place you could live was Chicago.
	Like that's basically what it's like here.
	So it's like I live in like a cheap place and I'm living in a really cheap part of the country in a cheap apartment in a cheap city and it's still three grand.
	But it's like, oh my gosh.
	But it's like, but it, but, but real, realistically, like I can't find, I can't, and that's like what, 22 or 2,300 US a month, though.
	That's, that's Australian dollars for a cheap apartment.
	And I live in a cheap area, but if I just move 30 minutes up the road to like where it's actually like nice and what's going on up there, like you're looking anywhere from like five to eight thousand for an apartment US and like homes, like I was looking at homes right here from like six and a half to like 15,000, which is crazy because I live in the, I live in a cheaper part of Australia and gas.
	You're like dodging crocodiles and snakes and stuff.
	Like it's about 550 US a gallon right now and it's cheap right now.
	When I got here, it was almost seven bucks.
	So I'm like, I'm like, I'm crying a little bit.
	Like, oh, we'll go up and then we'll go back down with the price and then we'll go back up and then we'll go a little bit back down, but not all the way back down because it'll slowly turn that heat up.
	And you're next thing we know, we're going to be paying $10 a gas room.
	Like, thank you.
	Thank you for giving me cheap gas.
	It reminds me, the gas prices remind me a little bit of like friends in the media industry, in the right-wing media industry.
	Like, they're just like inconsistent.
	There's a lot of ups and downs.
	In the end, they always fuck you.
	Can't ever rely on them.
	Can't ever rely on them.
	Every time.
	Well, let's talk about this.
	We're going to get in the next thing.
	So welcome to the next segment, guys.
	These are things that are basically make me laugh.
	I find this to be quite funny or ironic.
	So these are funny stories.
	I made all these intros.
	So what does that stand for, LOL?
	Was that like lick?
	No, it's laugh or love.
	This is actually a real graphic from the United Nations.
	They said, sushi rolls, not gender roles.
	They put out a post on Twitter that was reminding us, they said, sushi rolls, not gender roles.
	Let's be done with the outdated gender roles of the past and move into a more equal future.
	Opportunities for all.
	Are you with us?
	So bizarre, right?
	Like, hey, how about you get in the kitchen and make me some sushi rolls?
	How about that?
	Here, UN women.
	Why do we have a separate account for specifically UN women?
	Who are women?
	Aren't you making a gender role now if you're separating it?
	Shouldn't it be all one, just the UN?
	Yeah, we're not for men and women being smashing that last season.
	Said the separated group for women.
	Right.
	What?
	What is this?
	Okay, I had to bring this up, though, because I feel like they should be able to get a better graphic designer to make a better graphic than that.
	That's what they're making with these things.
	It's like Google and their crappy designs.
	Like, this is better.
	This is 100% better.
	Old memes are better than whatever graphic that is.
	It's like, dude, what is up with the idea, like you said, with these graphics as artwork?
	Like, why is it always infantile?
	Like, why is everything always childish?
	Like, it's not even funny.
	It's just like, you're a kid.
	Hey, how about this?
	How about sushi rolls, not gender rolls?
	Bro, who is paying for the sushi rolls?
	It's funny because when it comes to the paycheck for the sushi rolls, the gender rolls reappear suddenly.
	Oh, yeah.
	All of a sudden, it's like, oh, no, we can't, we can't go Dutch because, you know, I'm, I need to be pampered.
	Okay.
	And these sushi rolls are really expensive and I don't want to pay for them.
	I do like why don't why don't women pay for them?
	That would really mix up the gender roles if you start just paying for them every time we go out to dinner.
	That would work out.
	Welcome.
	Try that here, buddy.
	What is that?
	I don't even know what that is.
	It's a porcupine.
	It's a turtle shell.
	It's a turtle shell.
	Yeah.
	It's like one of those ancient creatures that have gone long extinct.
	You have like a shell.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	That's exactly what it is.
	That's exactly what it is.
	Good job.
	That is good.
	Before we jump into that, guys, I do want to tell you guys about something very, very important here that is absolutely amazing.
	Make sure that you check out fastgrowingtrees.com slash SO for 15% off the entire store.
	And I got to tell you why this is so amazing.
	So first of all, these are plants that can be used indoors, outdoors, on your patio.
	They come shipped directly to your door.
	And everybody knows, Gary, you know, you've got a wife, you got a family.
	Chicks love plants.
	It's honestly, they love plants.
	And we have to take care of the ones outside.
	They do.
	They love plants, but they don't like to always take care of them, you know?
	Correct.
	And it's good to have a quickly growing tree.
	Yeah, like fully mature.
	Yeah, they can send them to you fully mature.
	You can plant.
	They come right to your door.
	You don't have to ship them.
	And here's the best part is.
	What's the way for a tree to grow?
	They take forever.
	Well, and the thing is, there's like over like over a million, 1.5 million like satisfied customers that have literally gotten these things.
	Now, what's crazy is whether you want privacy, they even have like privacy hedges for your for your patio.
	If you live in an apartment, they have indoor plants, hanging plants.
	And I always found that the most inconvenient thing about spring is everybody wants plants in the home.
	They make the home feel better.
	Everybody wants a nice yard, but they're expensive and transporting them is also confusing.
	You got to rent a truck or you get them delivered.
	If you go to fastgrowingtrees.com slash SO, that's F-A-S-T-G-R-O-W-T-R-E-E-S.com slash S-O.
	You get 15% off right now, the entire selection of stores.
	So check it out.
	Check out what they have to offer.
	They have anything from lemon trees.
	Particularly, I grew a lemon tree back in the States and I also have a few plants that's renewable.
	Look at that.
	Isn't that so nice?
	And look at that nice couple.
	Look at that.
	They come in boxes.
	But look at how cool it is.
	So you got to get house and golden years enjoying some plants.
	It looks awesome.
	Palm trees, shade trees, flower trees, shrubs, hedge.
	Just check it out, guys.
	FastgrowingTrees.com slash SO.
	Look at it in the description.
	Send it to the women you love.
	Support the show.
	As we know, that these advertisers really do support the program and they support you.
	So make sure you support them at fastgrowingtrees.com slash SO.
	Get the plants that you need today.
	I did want to bring this up.
	This is where we get a little controversial.
	So the UN says that they want to end gender roles, right?
	Now, obviously, women today, ending gender roles means women take on the worst attributes of man.
	Our horniness, like our promiscuity, our whatever that is, like our biological reproduction, you know, patterns.
	They take on like our aggressiveness and our anger.
	And for some reason, they take on our stoicism, but it comes out on a resting bitch face.
	Like it's not like, because we're just like stoic.
	That's not like, like, yeah, stoic is cool.
	You know, you know, everybody loves like a good stoic lead.
	Somebody that's just like, doesn't speak much.
	He just gets the job done.
	But nobody likes a resting bitch face woman.
	It just is not palatable.
	Nobody likes it.
	I don't even think women don't even like it.
	Nobody likes a guy who talks too much about a show with like with like buildings behind him and like and like a bad beard, you know, like a facial hair.
	People that talk, are you talking about people that host a show with the show with buildings behind them?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Yes.
	Yes, I am.
	I wasn't even getting that cute as show.
	Yes.
	Okay, so here's the thing.
	So people are really mad because this guy put this video.
	You know, they're talking about taking away gender roles.
	And this guy puts up this video of this girl.
	And of course, anytime there's an attractive woman that's on the screen, there's always like the red pill, like 20-year-olds, and you know, like some guy that's 16 that goes mid.
	Everyone's mid, you know, like I saw some guy even post today.
	They're like, he posted an image of Grace Kelly, like universally accepted as one of the most beautiful figures in like all of all of Hollywood history.
	And like a bunch of like women guys are like mid, mid.
	And he was saying that they say mid because they're so used to girls that use plastic surgery to obtain facial structures that aren't obtainable without plastic surgery and filters that they don't know what a real woman looks like.
	Like men don't know.
	Oh, yeah, like the Kardashians.
	Yeah, you don't know what a real woman looks like.
	This is a real woman.
	And he just put this up and said the most, I'm going to play it and I'll tell you what he said and I'll tell you what we're talking about.
	Watch this.
	I don't think there's any sound.
	Oh, yeah, there's no sound.
	So she's just being really nice here for the blind viewers.
	If you're listening, remember we're on audio only podcast.
	Download the podcast.
	Watch out.
	Watch out for 100.
	Oh man, that guy looked like he was about to attack.
	This is hopefully not LA.
	And so he's serving her.
	I'd be in care for her, too.
	She looks nice.
	They're having a nice human interaction.
	Have we forgotten how to have those?
	Correct.
	But did you notice the one thing about this entire interaction here?
	She was, it was a lovely video because she was smiling.
	And he said, hey, girls, you'd be surprised about how wonderful life could be if you just smiled more.
	And I think what's crazy is that UN says no gender roles, just sushi roles.
	In fact, if you want to get sushi roles, you should lean into your gender role because one of the most valuable aspects a woman has is her beauty.
	It's not only an artwork, but it's a design mechanism from God that that's where their power structure lies.
	Their power structure doesn't lie from being dominant.
	Their power structure doesn't lie from being strong or physically or somehow even being sharper intellectually.
	It comes from things like their intuition.
	It comes in things like their ability to use emotion to draw in people, comforters, their actual nurtures.
	And then when they smile, there's something lovely, captivating, and some might even say magical or even somewhat, you know, about a woman's smile.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And it's like if women just smiled more, men might actually treat them better.
	It's just when women walk around saying, I'm a man, treat me like a man and have a resting bitch face.
	You just start treating them like men.
	And then they're like, they just keep treating me horribly.
	Why?
	I don't get it.
	I don't get it.
	And it's like, yeah, because you look like a bitch.
	So I'm going to treat you like one.
	You're kind of rude all the time.
	So I'm going to treat you like that.
	Yeah, what is wrong with what's wrong with smiling?
	I don't understand this whole deal with feminists.
	They're like, don't tell me to smile.
	That's so lovely.
	Look at her.
	And I didn't get that.
	I did see that tweet.
	I did see that.
	I did see the tweet and it was like the most average woman or something like that.
	And I was like, she looks, she looks pretty.
	She looks like she's not trying too hard.
	She's not putting a bunch of makeup on.
	She's not all like pushed out lips and lifted cheeks and all this garbage.
	Like she just looks like a real woman that is out having lunch.
	She looks like she's having fun.
	And she's having fun with life.
	Well, and I was going to say, that's the point.
	Like, men have forgotten what it looks like.
	She doesn't have.
	She's probably drunk, to be completely honest.
	But also, on the side note, men forget what women look like without extensions, without lip filler, without like ridiculous clown makeup.
	And so it's like, this is what women are.
	And I think that women have taken on that look as porn has become more proliferated because they have to like exaggerate their sexual features.
	Bigger.
	Now they're cheekbones.
	Compensating with that.
	Like they've got to fight the freaking super dolled up, professionally made up looking women in order to get the attention of these dudes that will not do anything with them.
	They're like the, I, I, I don't know, why would I go out with you if I have a phone in my pocket and I could just have sex with myself, you know, and have like no problems.
	And I'm like, you know, also the women out there are also not being very worthwhile.
	You say you call them.
	The women.
	I said the women.
	I said the women.
	You said women.
	The women.
	W-I-M-M-I-N.
	Women.
	Women.
	Which is interesting you said that because the University of Texas now wants to change the phrase.
	You were actually politically.
	Why you had this like ready to go?
	Good lord.
	I'm not a bad self-producing show.
	If people want to know where Kez is, by the way, Kez will pop in when she can, but she's putting motherhood as her priority.
	And so she's breastfeeding the baby out there and she doesn't want to breastfeed on camera.
	Well, we know some people might pay to see stuff like that.
	All it's inappropriate and you guys should go to no no jail.
	Yes, no, no jail for that one.
	But she's actually spending time with the baby and she went, the baby was crying.
	So she took the baby to go to Target, which, by the way, is not like Target in the U.S.
	It's one of the worst stores.
	Just to remind you how archaic Australia is.
	It is pretty bad in the U.S.
	No, no, but dude, people don't realize how archaic Australia is.
	People keep showing like pictures of malls in the 90s.
	And I'm not against this.
	Australia has a mall culture still.
	You can go 10 on a Tuesday to a mall and you can't find parking and there's not a parking spot available.
	They don't do shipping, like fast shipping.
	They're not in convenience culture.
	So you don't get things shipped same day.
	You don't have Amazon's not really a thing out here.
	So you still go to the mall and you buy everything in person.
	And Kmart is the most popular store here.
	Kmart, the Kmart from the United States.
	There's still a Kmart somewhere?
	I thought they all shut down.
	Hundreds out here.
	Hundreds of Kmarts.
	Wow.
	That's where they ran off to Australia.
	Because Australians don't, like, they don't, they just don't know what a convenience.
	They're not a convenience culture, right?
	Like, so, like, they have good coffee, high taxes, and they don't work a lot.
	Australians just chill like this.
	They chill.
	They literally don't work a lot.
	That sounds awesome, actually.
	They don't.
	They don't.
	But that does sound rad and very cool and super chill.
	But then you open yourself up to be taken over by the government because the government just goes, hey, man, we could just take care of you.
	And you're like, yo, bro, yeah, you take care of me.
	And then they're locking you down and putting you in concentration camps.
	Correct.
	And I will say on a flip side, there's also misconception about Australia not having any freedoms versus the U.S. There's a big misconception of that, I would say, based on probably this show and others who make hyperboles of Australia.
	But realistically speaking, Australia actually have, they have more rights against being spied on than the United States with the Patriot Act.
	Just to remind you guys, they have more human rights here to represent themselves in their privacy than people do in the United States.
	Although it is a police state and there are cameras everywhere in public, you can still have the right.
	They have to put up signs and warn you when you're being surveilled and they have to alert you here when you're being surveilled.
	But in the United States, they can just spy on you.
	They may not have like cameras, but they can just hack into your phone and like they did to me in 2021 and then say it was for privacy concerns.
	So like America, you think you have more rights and you think he's like, we have guns, we have guns.
	They have a lot of guns out here, by the way.
	I don't know if you know this.
	There's tons of guns out here.
	Like a lot of people.
	Really?
	Tons of people.
	Like big, like elephant guns and like they're mostly single.
	They're mostly like single action.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I guess it'd be bull action.
	They have gun ranges and people can store other types of guns at the gun ranges, but like it's pretty common.
	If you live like outside of the city, everybody has a gun here.
	Like I don't think people know that.
	Guns are like, I feel like you need to because there's like crazy animals and stuff always trying to kill you.
	Like guns are not.
	So I feel like it's people pistols too.
	Like people like people have pistols and guns.
	Like I don't know.
	I don't know where the idea came from that Australians are in tyranny because they don't have firearms.
	There's tons of firearms here.
	I think it was like that whole gun buyback thing that is always being like pushed around when there's a gun debate going on.
	It's like the gun buyback in Australia, it worked or people saying it didn't work and they took every single gun that was around.
	Let's just say this.
	Yeah, I didn't know that.
	Not everybody gave their guns back as well.
	Like a lot of people give their guns back.
	There's a lot of like high power guns out here in terms of like American level style weapons that are here.
	And they just didn't give them back.
	But I will say this though.
	And I mean this, it's kind of like a trade-off.
	The longer you're in a country like this, the more you realize that the American, like as you will look at American news from a foreign country, you see how much American government encroaches on their citizens.
	Like, you know, the idea of the fact that like, you know, we have $125 billion backlog in fixing bridges and roads in the United States while we've sent over $100 billion to Ukraine.
	And you don't hear a lot about that on American news.
	The fact that like we don't invest our money in our own infrastructure and our own people.
	And so like in the United States, it's a pretty wild place because they say, well, you have, you have freedom because you have guns.
	It's like, yeah, but your government doesn't even need to take your guns to actually remove your rights and use tyranny.
	They'll just rip your money out of your pocket.
	You have your AR and they send it to Ukraine.
	You go, well, I have my gun.
	You go, yeah, well, you don't do anything to your government.
	Their government does whatever it wants.
	It doesn't actually care.
	And it actually, in many ways, is, I would say, even influencing countries like Australia.
	They sanction countries like Australia to remove certain rights, et cetera.
	Australia is a puppet state of the United States.
	And everything Australia does basically has to be approved by the United States.
	That's why Obama was just over here for like a massive influence.
	It's dark, man, because America became the number one power in the world.
	And then that was obviously a target for people to take that power and use it for malicious reasons.
	So like this whole last hundred years have been all of the three-letter organizations going into other countries and manipulating their elections and overthrowing people and taking them out in power vacuum.
	And now you have so much of that.
	And that's just happening publicly for the bad countries.
	Not to mention Australia and other countries that are like our allies that we surely have power over.
	It's a dark, it's kind of dark.
	Yeah.
	What do you do as an individual?
	What do you do?
	You're so in this, like the Matrix, you're already in this system that's been going for decades longer than you've even been alive.
	Well, also, too, I want to say this.
	They don't have a lot of black people in Australia.
	So it was a lot easier to take.
	Do they get that Aboriginals?
	It's more like the, I'm not going to get into the Aboriginals, but they like sleep in the road and like sleep on pig bladders and stuff.
	It's not even comparable in any way.
	That's culture.
	That's their culture?
	Yeah, they live in sheet metal homes.
	You ain't ever sleep on a pig bladder?
	I mean...
	Don't knock it till you try it, man.
	It's squishy.
	It's like a water bed, I can imagine.
	There was a regretful night one time in 11th grade, but I'll get into that.
	I know, what I was going to say is that it was interesting because Australia has typically been a very low crime country.
	And so like, obviously we think about, you know, like inner cities and black people and stuff.
	And when back when they took the guns, you know, the country is over 90% Caucasian.
	And typically in homogenous societies, it's very low crime.
	And then, but they've changed the immigration policy since then.
	And for instance, like this year, they usually only let in 150,000 immigrants.
	Now they're letting in 650,000.
	They're upping it by like four times the amount.
	So you see, they're just like, let's just flood in and see what happens.
	Well, you see the progression.
	Now, crime is skyrocketing as well, violent crime, murders, and stabbings and stuff.
	So it's a little bit here like the UK.
	I don't think, I don't know if that is like, I don't know if that is like a racial differences thing.
	I think that's a not respecting the country you're going into thing, right?
	So you're, you're being led in illegally to a different country.
	So obviously out the gate, you don't care about their laws or their rules.
	So you come in and you don't respect anybody there.
	So then you're okay with committing crimes.
	So I understand like why that would go up because they just have no respect for the society that we're trying to mutually build in America.
	So they destroy it.
	Well, America is a different.
	I would say here what the main problem is.
	And the reason why are they shipping over there?
	Well, I'll say here's where the main problem is.
	You guys have illegals, but the problem here is it's the, this is where the scam of college is actually being used to change the demographics of white countries, which is pretty remarkable.
	So they used to have a point system here, like Canada did, and a lot of the crown colonies, including New Zealand, where like they did have obviously Indians.
	They've always had Indian restaurants.
	You'll see like an Indian restaurant up the street been here since 1982, right?
	There's always people.
	And I'm not against small minorities.
	Like, you know, like, I don't think white Europeans should move en masse to China, but I understand that if you have a really good job and there's some reason why you might want to move there, there might be an exception for you and you might go there temporarily.
	I get that.
	Well, we had quotas.
	We had quotas.
	Well, there was quotas, but they also had a point system, which meant like they took the best of the best.
	So it was like, they were like, hey, what could you contribute to our society?
	Correct.
	And real asylum, like real asylum, like you were worked for the embassy and in India and then you helped something and then they were going to kill you.
	So you came over here.
	Or B, there was a point system like you had good moral values.
	You had a very strong family, a good education, and you were going to contribute a lot on a, on a probation.
	Now, 50% of the people they let in are just on student visas with no background checks, nothing.
	And then they always end up staying here.
	So they're just letting people in who don't actually care and they will lie, cheat, and steal to get into the school because all they need is a student visa.
	So they get in on dishonest means and then they keep, they're not people of good character.
	So then they turn the country into India.
	They turn the country into Vietnam.
	They turn the country into Mexico.
	If you don't bring in solid people, and I'm not even really, I'm not a big promoter of mass immigration in general.
	I think very low quotas, very specific regions targeted on certain reasons why you would let them in.
	And now immigration is just about like finding ways, more ways to let more people in that don't share your values and that want to fuck up your country.
	Yeah, it's like they're just opening the floodgate in going, hey, any old person that wants to come over here, just come on over here.
	We're not going to really look into your past or anything you may have done.
	It doesn't matter.
	Just come in here.
	We're just asking, we just need some more bodies in here so you can, we can get votes.
	That's really what it is.
	It's so, it's such a weird fucking thing.
	And it's like, what, again, back to my other question, what do you do about it as an individual person?
	I don't know.
	I just, I just try to be as positive as possible around my, like, my sphere of influence, my family, my friends, the people I interact with.
	Because like, other than that, I don't know.
	Yeah, I, well, I just, I just feel like it's a system, bro.
	And it's not like it's like the opposite of a black pill because you could take a black pill and be like, well, dang, what am I going to do?
	I can't do anything.
	So I might as well just completely give up.
	But I feel like it's the opposite way.
	Like there is things that are so out of your control that you cannot do anything about it.
	So why even like don't just sit around the mental energy on it?
	Yeah.
	Someone said in the chat, I said you guys as an Americans.
	Well, I mean, you guys, notice I'm not an American, meaning just I understand.
	Indoctrinated, man.
	He's already one of them.
	I live in a different country right now.
	But what's really interesting, by the way, the biggest thing that I think is interesting is being in algorithms and on getting news from foreign sources.
	Like I've always been a big consumer of RT because RT is very dishonest about their own country, about the Kremlin, but very honest about America, like almost too honest.
	And so it's interesting.
	I'm in a lot of different ways.
	So you can parse that pretty easily.
	Well, you can go like, look, I know that you're going to be lying.
	So I'm going to flip whatever you say about Russia is the opposite.
	And whatever you say about America is probably true.
	Well, yeah, and the same thing goes here.
	I've been reading a lot of like Malaysian news, Indonesian news, and stuff about America.
	And it's really interesting when you see how other countries report on the United States.
	And it's very different.
	Everyone knows our mainstream media lies.
	It's always been very, very, very dishonest.
	I mean, the fact is here, like you said, just letting you know, University of Texas wants to change the name of women to women, W-M-M-I-N, to remove men from the equation.
	This is from Mark, what's his name?
	What's this guy's name?
	Women.
	Christopher Rufo.
	I almost said Mark Rufalo, but Mark Rufalo is an actor, right?
	Ruffalo.
	Rufalo.
	Mark Ruffalo.
	That guy's lame, huh?
	That guy is a commie, dude.
	That guy is really dumb.
	Like, extremely stupid, dumb.
	Like, not, you know, like, sometimes you'll see a commie and they'll be like intelligent and they can articulate their really stupid ideas.
	But Mark Ruffalo is just not.
	He's one of those really stupid actors that does not know anything but thinks he does.
	And he's like, whoa, I'm very profound every time I speak.
	A lot like myself.
	So, yes.
	I got there before you did.
	I knew that's where you were going to go.
	Get dead.
	Get dead.
	Before we change the subject, I just want to say checking in on New Zealand.
	I was bringing this up because I'm trying to solve it.
	How is New Zealand?
	it worse don't even comment on this I just want to leave it there.
	Pregnant people 16 to 29.
	There you go.
	That's from that.
	You asked me if it's any better.
	You've asked us any better.
	And I also said this too.
	I wrote this last night.
	I think I haven't been tweeting too much.
	Well, I actually have been more than I thought.
	But I said, checking in on New Zealand.
	Let me see if I can get down.
	Whoa, I do tweet more than I thought.
	You just tweet so much.
	You're like a little girl.
	It's like, oh, I was checking in on the politicians on New Zealand and I went to their bio.
	Like, my name is Gina Dow McClay.
	They, them.
	And I'm stoked to be a candidate for the grains this election.
	I'm a queer, non-binary, young person of Pakea and Vietnamese wakapa, wakapapa living in Poria.
	I don't know.
	I just was like laughing.
	So I'm like, I was like, how's New Zealand's political structure?
	And I was like, all right, I'm out.
	Oh, I see.
	It's like buzzword, buzzword, buzzword.
	Don't forget, guys, that you can support the show on locals.
	You can go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	It's the best way to support the show.
	If you don't understand how to join the community and what to go, it's free.
	We just hit 6,000 community members.
	Those are not paying community members.
	That's just the community.
	But that's a lot of people you can connect with that are like-minded.
	You can DM.
	You can get their information.
	You can join the live chats.
	And of course, if you become a supporter, it's super appreciated.
	And I really do appreciate it.
	You can also find Quarter Black Era on Locals too.
	Am I right?
	That's true.
	I am on Locals as well.
	You can find them on Locals as well, which is absolutely amazing.
	Dude, I forgot to put your socials.
	I mean, I forgot to put your links in the bio.
	I'll do it after the live.
	I got to add those things.
	I just.
	You forgot to do it.
	You forget to do it every time.
	Dude, it's so hard to do this by yourself.
	Anyway, let's laugh at some stuff.
	Oh, wait.
	We laughed.
	Let's look at some stuff that doesn't make sense.
	These are videos.
	I know, but this is like, yeah, it doesn't make sense.
	I might run and get some water.
	Up I uh I really enjoy the low effort animation It's my favorite part about the show.
	Is it just me on the show now?
	There's 666 people watching on Rumble.
	Wow, somebody drop.
	Thanks for reminding me how small this show's audience is.
	Wow, there's nine people finally watching the show.
	That's great.
	No, I got to get back.
	You mentioned that you're like, dude, whenever you want to break, it's so rough coming back and you've got to get back in the algorithms.
	And it's just like, it's just tough.
	But I have to put family first.
	My wife really asked that I would take a break and I really wanted to make sure that I put her first.
	I wanted to put this is so funny, actually.
	I saw this tweet thread of this guy.
	He got called.
	Let me see if I can bring this up here.
	He got called a racist, right?
	So this guy was like, F-U-U-racist prick.
	And Lawrence Fox, he follows me on there.
	He said, hey, Stephen Budd, the words, your pin tweet, the words of your pin tweet will read for the next six months.
	I apologize to Loza Fox for the baseless and defamatory allegations that I made against him.
	I withdraw my statement in its entirety and apologize.
	You have 12 hours.
	Now, this was after he posted it and he said, remove your tweet and apologize or get a lawyer.
	The guy didn't remove it.
	And then he threatened him.
	Can we just say this, though?
	Cause like, cause like it's really hard to get people to remove allegations and accusations, but like the idea on Twitter, especially well.
	And if you're a public figure, you hit up a lawyer and they just go, well, people can kind of say whatever they want about you.
	It doesn't matter because you're a public figure.
	And then if you want to give me $100,000, I can attempt to get it taken down.
	You go, I'll send a letter.
	Yeah, I'll just leave it up then.
	F it.
	I don't even care.
	I'm not paying you $100,000 to send a letter.
	But he told him.
	Why did he spell it like that too?
	With a dash and then a one instead of an I for prick?
	Like, what?
	It's so weird.
	I just try to drink this with a cap on.
	Fucking loser.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	But he said this, and I watch this in like real time, right?
	And the guy didn't take it down.
	And then it made me laugh because look at this.
	He's like, he actually posted this.
	I apologize to Loza Fox for baseless and defamatory allegations that I made against him.
	I withdraw my statement entirely and I apologize to any hurt that I caused.
	Bro, he won.
	He obviously sent it.
	He obviously won.
	He won.
	Did he send him a letter or was that just that?
	Was that literally it?
	It was reply.
	I'm going to send a lawyer to you.
	And then he said that.
	No, he for sure sent it because in the next case was that he deleted his account.
	Oh, he ran.
	Look at that conviction, man.
	I just got to find out who that lawyer is because I need to send a few of those letters to quite a few people.
	I think that's a good question in my life.
	I know.
	There's a few people.
	Strongly worded.
	Yeah.
	Hey, take some accountability for your life.
	But he did, and he deleted his account.
	So we're pretty happy about that.
	Oh, well, you know, an anti-Nazi, blue wave guy.
	didn't lose anything of importance we're good we're good yeah um This is a new thing.
	I have some new segments I'm going to be bringing up called True or False here.
	This is called True or False.
	Girls shaped like this have the highest standards and talk the most crap.
	Okay.
	Are you ready for this?
	True or false?
	Girls shaped like this have the highest standards and talk the most crap.
	Man, why are you going to put me on blast like that?
	Geez, man.
	That's my private photo I sent you.
	I would say that's accurate, though.
	They're very like, I need a seven-foot-tall Viking.
	Okay, and you're not that.
	It's the cave trolls.
	Like, you look like a potato.
	Bro, if I planted you in the ground, you could feed half of Ireland.
	Like, this is a problem.
	You got a little potato eyes going out, making multiplications of you.
	Weird.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Got that front butt going.
	You know, when they put it in the front and they want to pretend like they don't have a front butt, so they put the pants up high.
	And then there's like the seam, so then it makes the front part a crack and you've got you got the front butt.
	I did want to bring this up also, true or false, though.
	You tried, you tried.
	No, I know, but true or false, this is part of the same thing, true or false.
	You know, I found this article about this girl that spent 160K on leg lengthening surgery.
	It changed my sex life, she said.
	And this was the image, true or false.
	It's true.
	Again, I sent that to you in confidence.
	I don't know why you keep putting me on blast like this.
	Honestly, it's, you know, fool me once.
	Shame on you.
	Fool me six more times after that.
	Shame on me.
	But I, you know, I just.
	I got to say, though, I.
	But look at those legs, though.
	Look at those legs.
	Come on.
	You can't deny it.
	Those are good.
	Those are, those are long legs.
	Those are long legs.
	Yeah.
	That's not a Photoshop.
	That's not a Photoshop from t.me slash slightly offensive from the Telegram group where they share crazy memes.
	But I have to say, you know, it is the weirdest part about this was that this is the first time that I think I have been aroused by you.
	You're welcome.
	I mean, look at those knees.
	You can't go wrong with those knees, like knees like that.
	Money, well, money bought them.
	But you know what I'm, you know what I'm trying to say.
	Dude, you know what?
	People that talk shit on the show make me laugh.
	I'm like, dude, you need to come on the show and then talk crap about it while you're on it.
	Like, it's not funny when you're like, well, you're on the show.
	Elijah sucks.
	I think Elijah Elijah is a fag.
	He's gay, blah, blah, blah.
	It's not fun.
	I say that stuff all the time.
	Yeah, you have to come on the show and then say it to my face and then it's funnier.
	Do it there.
	Do it there.
	I do want to bring this up, though.
	We're going to go to our next segment, but guys, if you do want to check this out, the show out, you got to follow us over to Rumble.
	I'll put the link in the description.
	If you're on YouTube, you're going to follow us over to Rumble.
	But I do want to give a huge shout out as well here to let you guys know that you can also continue watching on locals, ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	But follow us over at Rumble.
	We will see you to complete the show.
	Make sure that you hit the link.
	I'm going to put more of this on your screen.
	Yes.
	Go to Rumble and let's finish.
	Oh, how do we get that off?
	There you go.
	That's pretty, these are fun graphics I made.
	I feel like I do pretty good for being a lone sky.
	You did those graphics.
	Those are good.
	Yeah, for being a lone sky.
	Those are good.
	And I like the music lead in, you know?
	It's pretty, it's a smooth transition in there.
	You kind of drive right into it.
	Yeah, I'm liking it too.
	We're now on Rumble and we're here to go and we're having a good time.
	And we have to get into our next segment, which, of course, would be the fact that you got.
	Well, actually, wait, I did want to bring up this one last story before the next segment, which is just the fact that I thought this was funny, though, that the offshore wind deliveries were one-tenth of the jobs that were promised.
	I believe this was actually by Scotland.
	And so, women who look like this typically, you can't trust them.
	That's all I want to say.
	Yeah, I would not trust that mug.
	I'd be like, you tried to put makeup on, but like, you don't even trust yourself.
	That ain't why she doesn't go.
	There's no way.
	If you're under look, dude, I said that haircut.
	What is this haircut, man?
	Under 70?
	Under 70, that's not okay.
	If you're over 70, you're allowed to have that haircut.
	Yes or no?
	I'd say I don't think anybody should have this haircut.
	This is just a bad haircut.
	I feel like that's every German woman.
	I think old ladies should not have a haircut like this.
	You look like the friend in a 90s movie.
	You know, like the side friend that has like a.
	He's not cool.
	He's not cool enough to be the lead kid, but he's just kind of okay enough to be the side guy.
	That's what this haircut is.
	Do you know why you'll have a job forever?
	You'll have a job forever because you could go onto any show and just play yourself, and it works on every single show.
	It's a guy around late 20s, early 30s who's like into stuff, but not too into stuff that he's lame, but also doesn't take himself too seriously, that he's not lame.
	And then it's just pretty cool.
	He's a cool guy.
	Yeah.
	Which I do like.
	That's my vibe.
	It's a good vibe.
	Let's get into what is the next thing.
	Oh, these are stories picked by you guys.
	So I bet they're cringe.
	Yeah, these are stories you guys pick.
	SOBs from locals.
	You guys dropped them in locals and they make it onto the show.
	Let's watch this.
	That's another fire intro, bro.
	Not bad, huh?
	You're just like whipping all these little transitions out all over the place.
	It's like California.
	It's not bad, huh?
	And the music's pretty catchy.
	Yeah.
	Do you know that I have, I'm actually redesigning the whole show, though, using these original graphic artists that work with some very famous people.
	Yeah, like I'm kind of redesigning the show because I'm kind of going in a different, like, not a different direction.
	I'm just going to kind of be like marketing the show because some people want to watch it.
	This has like a little bit of a Maury Povich feel, you know, like, you are not the father.
	Yeah, this, and thank God.
	In this case, I was a father, though, which was a happy one.
	It was like 99.9999.
	Isn't it weird with kids, though?
	Like, my son, like, we sneeze three times in a row.
	Like, I always sneeze three times in a row.
	He sneezes three times in a row.
	Like, weird things like that where you're like, yeah, the little shit that like you're connected in a weird way.
	It's like, how did you learn that from me?
	Very strange.
	Yeah.
	Do we have the same facial?
	Yeah, we go.
	We both look at each other.
	We go.
	My wife always goes, it's the craziest thing seeing like a mirrored person.
	It's mirrored you.
	It's just that, and he has clear eyebrows like me, too.
	Dark hair.
	Oh, yeah.
	So he's like a weird like child of Satan.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, this is a question here.
	You guys sent this in.
	Apparently, they said there was an attempted assassination on Putin by Ukraine by a drone.
	And this was the CCTV footage.
	Oh.
	I feel like that was like a firework.
	Let me see.
	Boom.
	Dude, that's like very weak.
	There's a lot of smoke.
	I wouldn't call that assassination attempt.
	I'd call it an ass.
	That was like a low quality.
	That was like discount dollar store assassination.
	He's like, I could do it for like 20 bucks.
	Give me the shot, coach.
	Put me in.
	Let me try.
	I'm going to put an M80 on there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that was weak, man.
	I didn't like.
	I'm going to bring up this.
	I was thinking about not showing this.
	But this is too crazy on what's going on that one of you guys provided this link.
	And I don't feel like, I really don't feel like showing it, but I'm going to.
	And this is a graphic warning, though, for you guys who are.
	This is just a graphic warning for those of you guys that are out there.
	So Haiti is currently facing, obviously, massive amounts of corruption.
	And the people are actually tearing apart the country.
	I don't know if you've heard about this.
	They're literally pulling suspected gang members out of their houses.
	I'm going to mute this.
	And this is graphic warning.
	I'm just going to give a chance.
	Graphic warning, graphic warning.
	They got machetes in their hands.
	Oh, he's got a pipe.
	Okay.
	So wait, wait.
	They're not the gang members.
	No, it's vigilante justice.
	The citizens justice.
	It's vigilante justice.
	I could bring up the story for you here.
	Let me see if I can just actually bring this up.
	Basically, who shared this in the who actually was the one who brought this to my attention?
	Oh, yeah.
	So there's Doomsday Space.
	There's like an epidemic of gangs in Haiti.
	So the citizens grabbed their machetes and started hacking away.
	Yeah.
	So it's hell.
	Vigilantes take to Haiti's streets in bloody reprisals against gangs.
	Members of the terrorized Port-au-Prince communities armed with rocks and machetes carry out a wave of lynchings, which I think is crazy still to this day, right?
	How they talk about, you know, white people lynch some people.
	They talk about lynchings that white people did back in like.
	As if it was only white people that ever did that.
	Correct.
	And like it was only towards black people when black people are lynching each other right now in the streets of Haiti.
	Trust me, the show does get a lighter feel.
	This is very graphic, I know, but basically they're saying that I've seen enough dead people for a lifetime, said Haitian human rights activists.
	Since Monday, if you get killed, you get burned.
	It's kill, burn, kill, burn.
	It's nothing I would want anyone else to witness.
	It stays with you.
	It's hell, you know?
	So they're just pulling people out of the houses.
	And they're basically this is because of Clinton-level lack of corrupt, the lack of crackdown on corruption.
	They're not cracking down on the gangs.
	They're using the gangs to control the people from what I was reading.
	And so the people are mad at the government.
	So this is actually, this is actually smart.
	And I'm not sponsoring violence.
	I'm saying rather than trying to destroy the government, which they know the U.S. will just, you know, instill another, you know, another person, they're trying to destroy the gang members in their communities that are carrying out the actions of the corrupt regime.
	Yeah, this is a, this is a conundrum because you're like, on one hand, I don't like to see people just pulling other civilians into the streets and beating them to death.
	I don't like that.
	But if your whole society is chock full of gang members or cartel like in Mexico and the government is definitely not doing anything because they're probably funding it, what else are you supposed to do other than just come together and go, hey, look, let's take out all of these gang members.
	So, I mean, I don't know.
	The reason why this doesn't work, though, personally, is because I feel like this is another witch accusation.
	You could just accuse someone of being a gang member.
	Yeah, there's no due process or anything.
	And these black countries are very violent.
	They're very low IQ, very, very violent people.
	And, you know, unfortunately, they all did better under British rule.
	When Western white nations ruled the countries, like in Rhodesia and whatnot, and even in South Africa, even current leaders in South Africa that are black admit that the country ran better under apartheid.
	Doesn't mean that apartheid was good.
	Well, that just depends on what you think good means.
	Was it good in terms of is it good that certain races don't mix well or get along well?
	That's not good.
	But also from the top of the tower, I'd like us to hang out.
	Correct.
	But from the Tower of the Protection in the Tower of Babel, and due to the separation of people and also even just the general, you know, even Noah's children and whatnot in the different nations that they broke off, not all cultures and people are going to mix well.
	And that's just a truthful statement.
	They're just not.
	I think that's just, yeah, culturally, they have different opinions on how they should live their life and how they see the world.
	So yeah, they can't jive together.
	Some of them don't.
	So, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'll just leave it there and on to the next story.
	That's sad.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	So it's a heavy story.
	I'd love to know your opinions in the comments.
	I'd love to know what you think about that.
	I'd love to know to know your vision for that.
	And also remember, too, guys, as you saw a second ago, I just want to give a quick shout out, though, here to remind you guys that you guys can check out one of our sponsors.
	This isn't even a paid ad.
	I just like this company.
	Sometimes I just plug them.
	And so this is like an awesome company.
	It's called Undertak.com Promo Code Offensive20, where you can actually get the best boxers in America.
	They come in these amazing colors.
	They don't write up.
	They have a perfect elastic waistband that does not lose elasticity.
	Their battle force is tested.
	They donate a portion of the profits to veterans groups.
	They have many different styles for working out.
	Everything's very masculine, very cool.
	And if you're a woman, they actually are really comfortable too.
	If you like to wear boxers, they also have like a lot of gear, shirts, and underwear.
	And right now you can check it out.
	They're made from the highest quality material and they're breathable and they don't get wet, which is so awesome.
	And if you go to undertack.com.
	Yeah.
	Do they keep your undercarriage nice and cool?
	Oh, it's insane.
	It's like having a little air conditioning event in your family homes.
	I always say that's a good idea.
	Like a little tiny angel just has a leaf.
	You should do my ads for me.
	It's nice and cool.
	Yeah.
	I think it's great.
	Well, because I won't get it.
	What's that promo code?
	It's Offensive 20.
	I'm not getting paid for this.
	I forgot to put it in the main, the main episode.
	That was not on Rumble.
	But no, but, no, but I want to support the company because I like them so much.
	It's a promo code Offensive 20 for 20% off the entire store.
	And if you're trying to get a pair or a spare, I would encourage you to check it out because they don't write up, which is my favorite thing is like a lot of boxers write up and these just don't write up.
	So they don't write up.
	And they support veterans groups, which is amazing.
	Check them out.
	Undertak.com, UN D-RTAC.com, promo code Offensive20.
	This is the last story on this segment here, which is, you guys brought this one up here, that there was a 12-year-old boy from Massachusetts that was sent home from school for wearing a t-shirt that said there are only two genders, which he was told made other students feel unsafe.
	Does that boy look like somebody that would make you who's feeling unsafe from this little 12-year-old boy?
	Like, who feels unsafe from that?
	Well, that's the world we live in.
	You know, we're living in a world where little-based kids are terrifying.
	So they had to send him home.
	He's like, there was only two agendas.
	He's like, autistic.
	Shout out to my audience.
	He's got a listman there.
	There's only two agendas.
	There's only two agendas.
	And he's like, I go my own way.
	So my comment on here, though, is this is why one of my main criticisms of right-wing reactionary politics is people are like, the country's fallen so far.
	And you're like, dude, in 11th grade, I got sent home from school and banned from wearing political t-shirts because I wore an Obama as a communist t-shirt.
	By the way, if anybody thought that that was real when I said when I recently said I left the left and I did this whole fake leaving the Democrat Party, I'm still going to make an episode about it.
	All those tweets were written by AI.
	I wrote, I told AI, write me tweets that will make me popular with Republicans.
	And all the tweets spit out were how I left the left.
	And I gained 6,000 followers on Twitter and I got some donations and I got invited on three different podcasts.
	I'll just say that.
	I'm just going to say that.
	I'm doing some experimentation.
	You should, you should make a whole like separate account.
	That's what I thought.
	And I literally get on these non-profits.
	Get on these channels, do like a whole expose on this whole system and how they work.
	Yeah, and just say, I just don't do video and just modulate my voice.
	And just like, that's really smart.
	Hey, this is not about get yourself one of those VTuber things.
	There's another sketch idea of like fake influencers.
	There's another sketch idea.
	Yeah, I was like, that's a good sketch idea.
	You see those two guys?
	Have you seen those two boys?
	Those like kids that are getting paid by the Biden administration to come out and be like, oh, you should get vote for Democrats because they never lose and they're so great and blah, blah, blah.
	I will say, I have never in my life, since they came around, have not listened to their voice.
	I don't know what they sound like.
	I've never clicked one.
	I've only seen them pass on my timeline.
	I refuse to click whatever the hell is coming out of that kid's mouth because it just looks like the most cringiest of cringe.
	I hate, I hate it when it happens on the right when they get your little, like the little conservative kids with their little bow ties and stuff.
	And they're like, oh, look, this kid's a conservative.
	Oh, yeah, let's give him a show.
	Let's give him a whole talk thing.
	It's like, okay, let's settle down with that too.
	Dude, listen, I see that CJ Pearson is like going to, he was like, let's debate, bro.
	And I'm like, to you?
	The two.
	No, no, no, no, to me with that other kid.
	Like, they were like, let's debate.
	I was like, yeah, I don't want to see two little twinks debating.
	Not interested in that.
	But that was the quickest turnaround.
	At least when they have their clothes.
	I heard, I know that's you don't like that when they have their clothes on.
	That's what was the problem.
	Don't you like two screen is another scenario.
	And it ain't when you're debating.
	They might be master debating.
	Rumble.
	Not debating.
	Now, dude, I have a lot of, I have a lot of interesting perspective on that as well.
	Like I've, I've talked about this quite a few times talking with my friend Aldo from PragerU, and I was just telling him the other day how like the trad con movement has become just as toxically identitarian as like the pronouns for the left because there's a lot of young guys who are really struggling with real issues.
	Like they are addicted to porn.
	Sometimes they really, they really have, you know, just issues in their own life with depression, isolation, right?
	Which is, which is actually considered more damaging to your health than a pack of cigarettes a day.
	Isolation is.
	It's very, they have a lot of, you know, they struggle with autism, different things.
	And they're, and I'm not, I'm not talking about people who live traditionally conservative lives.
	I'm talking about serially online people who are looking for an online group to identify with.
	Because men that are traditional conservatives probably don't spend a lot of time online.
	Women who are trad cons probably don't even have online accounts.
	Or if they do, it's like, you know, or maybe they do, but they just don't post often.
	You know, they're not, they don't spend time on social media, I should say.
	They don't spend time.
	They're like, oh, I planted some crops in my farmville.
	That's their tweet because they don't have time to follow this crap.
	They're like, they're doing real world things.
	Correct.
	But serially online people, which I love and I support because I am one of those people.
	That's why I've never called myself a conservative and stuff because I know that I'm not.
	I'm just like a weird guy who's just trying to figure out life.
	And I feel nervous for people because they want so badly to be seen as something.
	Like, I'm queer.
	I'm trad.
	I'm this.
	That like you're you're worried more about the identity than actually like being at peace in your heart, being content, not needing to be on the internet, finding a spouse that is not crazy, like learning to like you're crazy, find a spouse that isn't.
	That's a key thing.
	Like if you're the crazy one, find a non-crazy person.
	Level it out.
	But I'm just saying, like, I feel nervous because the right wing, and that's why we get so many groups.
	Like Kez is super cool and, you know, very straight and not gay at all.
	And then you're like the complete opposite.
	So it's great that you guys could balance each other out like that.
	Yeah.
	Like you and I used to kiss a little bit.
	Just like, just the, like, you know, we don't get too much.
	We don't get too deep.
	Remember when you're a kid, you used to do this?
	You were like, that's my, that's my lip.
	Vigilante justice.
	Shall I should have said that one?
	Vigilante justice.
	I wasn't pretending to be anybody.
	No, no, but I just meant, I just meant like, you know, like that kind of like there's nothing wrong with trying to be compassionate.
	Like the progressives try to be compassionate, understanding, but when you let compassion get in the way of reality, it's a problem.
	And that's what the progressive movement is about.
	It's not being compassionate.
	It's like trying to be seen as better than people to self.
	So I've noticed that the left and the right are both self-righteous and trying to be seen as better, which leaves the room for a lot of grifters because all you have to do is like let leave the left, walk away, detransition.
	You don't have to accomplish anything.
	And I've always said that the leaders of the trad movement that are talking about traditional life are usually unmarried, have no children, and are just serially online people.
	And I don't, I, I'm, many of which are my friends and stuff, and I have no problem with them as individuals.
	I just mean like, well, why aren't there a ton of like, you know, businessmen who are married and stuff that are like this?
	Because they're not online.
	They're too busy raising their families, running corporations and businesses.
	So it's like, I, so I feel like since you have it's more of like a, like a cosplay.
	Yeah, it's like a the red pill movement.
	It's like a group.
	It's like a, dude, I'm trad.
	I'm trad.
	I'm trad.
	It's like, do you think a guy who was traditional would be on the internet using that phrase?
	Probably not.
	Just probably not.
	Probably not.
	They'd probably be out like making money for their family and teaching their kids like life goals and traditional values, you know, things like that.
	No, it's true.
	There's tons of them that, and I'm not even talking about like creators specifically, but there's, there are like those, those accounts that I will come into contact with, like on Twitter, that the only thing that they tweet about, because I'll like click on it when they reply to me and say some dumb crap.
	And I'll click on it.
	And it's just the only thing that they tweet about is politics.
	It's given whatever direction it is.
	And I'm like, dude, get some help.
	You need to step away.
	And not everything is this political fighting ground.
	Like sometimes I just want to make a shit post and laugh at something.
	That's okay.
	So just like, put the phone down.
	Go touch some grass.
	Yeah.
	Like there's no.
	Nobody's in one group.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Just be a normal, be a normal person.
	Just be a normal person.
	Just be your own.
	Be yourself.
	Be a normal guy.
	Chill, dude.
	Just be a normal person and don't worry about what people on the internet think about you.
	That's also a really good start.
	It's like not trying to be accepted by the internet.
	Because who, as a man, who cares if the internet accepts you?
	Like, why do you care?
	If people think you're cool, dude, think about this.
	Like, more than half of Americans, you know, maybe, that's what they say in the media, hate Donald Trump.
	He's a billionaire and he's like been the president and he's probably one of the most well-known people in the entire world.
	It's like, but he's hated by a lot of people.
	Yeah, but he's also loved by a lot of people.
	So it's not about proof.
	Try to gain and earn people's you know respect and you're trying too hard, you never will really get it.
	But if you just focus on being yourself, you'll be hated by a ton of people.
	You'll be loved by a ton of people.
	And if you don't care about either like you don't care about being loved or hated, you just want to be yourself you end up going to bed peaceful and you end up not having a lot of problems in your own mind.
	Yeah, it doesn't mean you're gonna be saved from being around psych freaking people.
	That comes with having a good foundation.
	So, like your family around you that cares about you.
	That those are the people that you do care, like what they think of you.
	You're like what does my wife think of me?
	And if I have that, then who gives a?
	What some random person on the internet that disagrees with what I say thinks i'm like you go away, like you're probably a bot anyways.
	So yeah yeah, responding to anon accounts, only if you're doing it for fun.
	It's fun sometimes.
	It's fun sometimes only if you're doing it for fun, but if you're doing it because you actually care, you got a problem.
	Let's look at this.
	These are I think this is, was the segment.
	Did we?
	Did we end up doing wtf?
	Did we end up doing that segment?
	Yes, we did.
	You bro, you didn't even know.
	Did we can keep track of your own show?
	Yeah, we did.
	You walked away.
	You left oh, and I never played anything.
	Huh, that was wtf.
	I just wtnf.
	All right, hold on.
	This is this is the video?
	Okay, so I lost.
	I mean.
	So I started bleeding followers on instagram and I I think this is fake.
	This has got to be fake, right?
	Okay, so I start, I bleed and fall and i'm like i'm like all right, who's talking me today?
	What's, what's going on?
	Why am I bleeding followers what?
	Who's bored and wants to talk crap about Elijah, which is a pastime of many people?
	And it turns out and um, my friend texts me and he goes, dude, no way.
	And i'm like, all right, and i'm gonna find out what's going on, why i'm bleeding followers and um, I don't even notice when it's a few, but I mean i'm losing, like it was going down, like thousands.
	I mean that makes sense.
	Like it was going down.
	It was going down, like it was like numbers were changing, like big numbers were changing.
	He's like bro, people are are so mad at you about this video you posted and I looked and it was like up for two hours and there was 1500 comments in two hours.
	And I go and he goes bro they're they're, they're they're creating gangs under this video and they're they're gonna mass report you for your commentary on it, which i'll, we'll find out they did and they've almost my chat count might get deleted over this.
	Let's watch this.
	It's my instagram.
	Yeah, oh crap.
	Okay, for targeting obese, let's assess obese people.
	By the way, which is now a protected class.
	They've added as a protected class weight heavy people are protected from everything except for diabetes.
	Okay, and heart disease.
	we go.
	That's vicious.
	She fell.
	Yeah, she fell.
	And then she fell again.
	Man.
	Yeah.
	Life saving right there, man.
	Jeez.
	Yeah, like they say, perfect time.
	Well, it was.
	At the right place at the right time.
	I don't believe this.
	I don't believe this dude.
	I'm very skeptical.
	What's your take on internet videos?
	I i'm very skeptical about any videos that come out on the internet.
	I am convinced that 99 of them are staged and fake.
	Just how could you not get?
	She was like halfway up and then she fell back down.
	It felt very like performative.
	So I don't, I don't know if I believe this.
	And then they have the people like recording it and going like yeah man, She failed, she failed.
	Yeah well, right in time, right in time, like I think they were watching CCTV footage.
	Yeah, yeah, I get that.
	I just said that he kills, but I said obesity kills.
	Stay healthy, fam.
	Okay, no, I did say, imagine your baby dies from not being able to prevent yourself from being a fat slob that stuffs your face, but but.
	But everyone dude dude, you.
	The amount of coping that came in this that made me laugh so hard, where people were like, like dude, You don't know if it's a grandma and she has weak knees, and I go yeah, it's like, but her weight would still be, like her knees might be buckled from the weight.
	And I'm saying, if this person was fit, this wouldn't have happened, yes or no.
	No, it wouldn't happen.
	No, exactly.
	So that was the first thing.
	I saw it.
	I thought man, that is why I'm trying to eat better and work out and lose weight, because if I don't want to be in a situation where my body fails me when I'm trying to save my child, because like that would suck, because like it's like your your car breaking down when you you're trying to chase somebody, your loved one is kidnapped and you're chasing it, chasing the dude down, and he's right there in the car and your car starts going because you didn't put oil in it.
	You know yeah, so yeah, it's, it's terrifying.
	Well yeah, listen to this though.
	So I was like, so my friend's, like bro, like they're literally trying to get your, like they're trying to get your uh account deleted um, saying that like you're, like you're targeting women and you're making fun of like, a baby dying.
	And I was like dude, i'm not making fun of the baby dying, baby didn't die.
	I know i'm not making fun of anything, i'm not making fun of anyone.
	And then look at this, it's a doll.
	Anyways, your post has been removed.
	For all you said was, dude, this is crazy.
	Is that?
	Is it a video?
	Can you see that?
	Yeah dude, this is crazy.
	Says, yeah dude, this is crazy.
	Well, at the top, I said I said I said obesity kills like woman falls to the ground, almost loses her baby.
	I said, stay healthy families.
	These are facts right, and it got deleted.
	For targeting obesity, apparently it's protected.
	They deleted the video which, by the way, I want to remind you that I also just won my fact check against uh the AP.
	I posted a video from a local mainstream news station NBC, or maybe it's ABC in uh East Palestine Oio, and the video says, hey, we passed out these health trackers to people in East Palestine a couple weeks before the the crash that track their vital signs like difficulty breathing, and we're going to be like they're really awesome.
	We gave them away for free.
	It got fact checked as false, got I just posted the video.
	The video got fact checked as false and they said, well, it's your caption.
	You said that it tracks vital signs like difficulty breathing.
	So I trimmed out the part of the video where he says that exact phrase.
	In the mainstream media they removed the false rating like two days ago and added missing context.
	So now it's missing context, so I don't get the strike.
	I'll give you the context.
	It sounds like the government was testing something in.
	Oh, that's the context they were wanting the context.
	There's dude dude, it makes there's somebody.
	Uh, I do want to.
	I do want to see this real fast with the uh, good old, good old chat here in um in wow, that's pretty disgusting.
	Um oh wow, you guys are really really, really.
	We'll look at some memes in a little bit.
	Um, we have one more segment here on Rumble before we finish off, on locals.
	Uh, because my boy has to, we'll have to go here, but this is.
	I always like to end on Rumble with a positive note.
	Um, a positive note like this is something good.
	So these are something that we can be happy about after looking at so much weird stuff.
	Yay.
	Yeah.
	Dude, these are such like yay!
	Yeah.
	These are two little videos that I did want to do.
	This is called, they're pretty good music, though.
	I'm pretty vibing.
	It's white bat.
	White bat, right?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I've licensed all these videos.
	I mean, everything I've had, I've had a pay and license, so that's the truth.
	And it's not cheap to license stuff as a creator, just in case you wanted to know that.
	It's not cheap.
	This is just, this is more for the boys.
	This is more for the boys called Quick Thinking.
	Remember to trust your gut.
	Lodge moved.
	Yep.
	Well, glad you moved.
	You know, like, you know, the wife is probably like break, He just goes, shoot.
	And then it's like, get those man instincts.
	That's what it's all about.
	Dude, because car accidents are literally the worst because even if you don't file like a weird medical claim or you're not even trying to juice the system, it's like just getting the rental car, getting approval.
	You're still out for like three days till you can get a rental car.
	And then, like, you know, there's always some cost that the insurance doesn't cover you, like $25 a day or something, you know, some bullshrap like that.
	And then you still out.
	You're always out money in a car accident.
	And sometimes they'll give you more than the car's worth.
	Rarely, rarely.
	But even then, it's like now you have to go buy a car.
	Now you got to go pay taxes.
	And it's like it's a whole hassle, man.
	It's literally just by swerving and changing into that little lane there saved him just like weeks of headaches because it would have been trying to file.
	And then you got to get a rental so you can go somewhere, or you got to call somebody hey, could you pick me up here?
	You're using UBER and then you got a dude.
	It's a nightmare, nightmare.
	It's a nightmare.
	My wife got hit by a car.
	That got hit by a car.
	She wasn't even the main car in the in the accident and it was like the longest process of trying to get the guy's insurance because he was paying for the other car's insurance.
	It was nightmare.
	It was a nice drive around like this man.
	I know I was gonna say real fast, this is the last video uh, for this.
	This is just to remind you guys.
	Let me turn this off.
	Actually, is that a little turtle?
	Yeah, this is actually a really nice video.
	So he finds a little turtle.
	Look at this, he's got it.
	He's got crabs, he's got barnacles and on him he's got a crab living on him.
	It's like a Spongebob video, what the heck?
	So he's like, watch this, he's got a crab and like all these other little like sea anemones and stuff like what.
	How did that even get on there, dude?
	What if that was like his best friend?
	What if that was his best friend?
	He's like dude, you just threw Todd.
	Now i'm never gonna find Todd again he's.
	We're in the ocean, dude.
	I don't think these are friends.
	This looks painful.
	I mean it's not probably painful, it just looks like it's a shell.
	He's probably fine.
	I feel like that's an.
	That would suck if you're a, if you were a turtle and you had barnacles living on you, I feel like that would suck.
	I don't know.
	I mean, I feel like your shell, your shell, your shell is just like a hard surface, Right, so, and maybe try and like it's slow you down when you're swimming.
	I feel like the resistance.
	Let me see if I can skip ahead here.
	Oh, it's almost done.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So he's missing a leg.
	Looks like he's missing like a little flapper in the back there.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think he is, huh?
	Maybe it's just missing it.
	No, he has got it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	He's good.
	Oh, man.
	It's like all into the underside, too.
	Dang, this guy screwed up.
	He got it off.
	Oh, what a bro.
	Yeah.
	What a bro.
	Look at him flying away all fresh and clean.
	That was awesome.
	And guys, if you guys want to see the last two segments of the show, you can follow us right here at ElijahSchafer.locals.com.
	You can also follow Garrett if you haven't.
	Garrett, where can people find you and follow you?
	You could follow me on Rumble at Quarterback Garrett and Locals and YouTube if you do YouTube and Twitter.
	I should post to make fun of people.
	And don't forget in the midst of this as well that you guys can find his new show.
	This is going to be the normal world coming soon to Blaze Blase TV with Dave Lamb.
	Blase on local television, channel 4.
	You can also find it on YouTube.
	I think, I don't know if we're going to do a Rumble.
	We'll see if we're going to be making a Rumble for it too.
	So it's not paywall stuff.
	You don't have to get the subscription.
	It's going to be mostly in front of the paywall.
	It'll be interesting how you guys do ads for this.
	Probably just be creating a sketch.
	Probably sketch comedy the ads.
	Probably to sketch an ad.
	Yeah, I'm trying to, we're still figuring that out because we're going to have like a talk show element and then sketches.
	So we'll see how we like weave in the ads.
	You know who does it really good?
	Like that Comedy Central guy where like things like come down on a string and they like throw bleach in the face for like the bleach ad.
	You're like, what?
	What's that one black guy on the screen?
	I'm not seeing this.
	I don't know.
	Eric Andre?
	Yeah.
	Is he on the comedy scene?
	I don't know where he's at.
	His ads are just crazy.
	We got to do something.
	Yeah.
	I want to do crazy stuff.
	I want it to be very, like I said earlier, I want it to be like nothing else on that network because there's a lot of boomer stuff on the network.
	Okay.
	And I'm trying to be, I want to be like the new blood and I want things to change.
	So what happened to those?
	There's a couple.
	There was a couple of younger dudes in their late 20s, early 30s.
	There was a dude there and then he disappeared.
	I don't know what happened to that guy.
	A lot of people have been asking that.
	And we're still trying to figure that out.
	No, actually, we're still searching.
	Still searching.
	Do you know what, though?
	It's actually been so good, though, being with, like, just being out of the American political scene has done wonders for my mental health.
	It's done wonders for my physical health.
	It's done wonders for my life and my relationship, my family.
	Like, just being out of that, like Mark Loebliner told me, he's like, I'm not posting anything political.
	He goes, the right-wing media scene is the most toxic ass piece of shit, motherfuckers, I ever met.
	And he goes, I do not want to be involved in that.
	And I was laughing because he's like, he's like, dude, it's just like dog-eat-dog kind of stuff.
	And he just makes me laugh because he was like, he's like, I just want to focus on people being healthy.
	And I noticed that in media in American, in American politics, they don't care if people are doing well or if people are happy or if people are like, they just want to cause anger and stoke problems.
	And they're not really.
	And they're drama.
	They're a lot of drama and they're into just like problems.
	And he goes, I'm here to focus on to get people healthy and to make sure that like men are leading good lives and their minds are working well and that they're like wake up every day feeling good.
	They go to bed feeling good and that they look at their family, their life, and they go, I'm happy with what I have.
	And that's not the motivation for either the left or the right political media in the United States or politics.
	It's all about just as what's his name said angry.
	Be afraid.
	Be angry.
	Be afraid.
	Be angry.
	Be afraid constantly.
	And it's like, ah, yeah, that's, yeah, I don't want to be that kind of show at all.
	We're going to be, we're going to be chill and make fun of stuff.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Hope you watch.
	Yeah.
	On the good note, on the good note, um, all right, let's um let's um go over to locals.
	So, I'll see you guys over at locals in just a second.
	Here we go.
	Is it here?

▲