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Vice news files for bankruptcy as the media collapses. Biden had some hilarious and sad points he made at the last corespondents dinner in DC. We hit a record where the 3 top bank failures in American history have now occurred in 2023, making 2008 financial crisis seem like nothing. A man identifies as a WHAT?! to win a poker tournament, says he did it as a joke, but is that how things are now? + So much more. ________________________________________________________________ Don't forget that we are fully independent and you can get this episode early & support Indp media directly at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSOR ⇩Show more PIXOTINE: Get these amazing "No-Mess" nicotine toothpicks in amazing flavors right now 20% off when you visit https://pixotine.com/elijah. Try them all or buy some for a friend, they'll thank you later because they're are basically no restrictions on where you can use them! Be 21 or older to check them out FAST GROWING TREES: Join the over 1.5 million satisfied customers already enjoying their trees/plants/shrubs from Fast Growing Trees! Plus get all the support you need to make sure your plants grow strong and tell. Get ahead of the Spring time and get 15% right now at https://fastgrowingtrees.com/so UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ GET MERCH HERE ⇩ WEBSITE: https://slightlyoffensive.com ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING! ⇩ APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS: [email protected] ➤BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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	Well, it looks like we've returned, ladies and gentlemen.
	We can get a little bit of confetti going on, I think, right there.
	Boom, confetti cannons.
	The live show is back.
	It's going to be a great start.
	I'm Elijah Schaefer.
	We have so much to cover today, including the fact that Vice News is declaring bankruptcy as the entire mainstream media collapses.
	We're going through the greatest and the biggest bank collapses.
	Three out of four of the top in history have happened this year alone.
	And we're going to look at all the weird and insane stuff on this episode of Knightly Offensive.
	Let's get down.
	And you might be asking, you might be asking, why is Kez here?
	Why is she here?
	Well, little Chapati, we'll just call him that, you know, basically Lil Roti because he's got a little round face.
	We had a kid.
	If you didn't watch the daily offensive clip I put up today, talk a little bit about why we disappeared, what was going on, because we had a kid.
	In fact, although I'm the one who's tired, technically you had the kid, but I feel exhausted.
	Yeah, Elijah spent so much time sleeping and relaxing.
	He's just been really, really exhausted from his late nights and from pushing a baby out.
	Yeah, he's just been really tired.
	This is Kez.
	You can always follow her at Croxon as well on Instagram.
	You can check it out.
	Yeah, but we had, you can watch the video.
	I show some pictures of my kid.
	You can see the kid that's on there.
	We had him.
	And so someone said, well, why is she in here and why is she not taking care of our son?
	Where is he?
	He's sleeping.
	He's sleeping in the next room.
	So he's down for a nap.
	And I'm not wearing my headphones so that I can hear if he cries.
	Yes, kids first.
	My baby comes first.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Children first.
	But he is really cute.
	He is really precious.
	And if you guys have been following on locals, you guys have been getting the updates on what's been going on.
	And you know that it's obviously going to be a bit of a rough or a slow start getting back into things.
	We're redesigning the whole show.
	And then, you know, it takes time and things happen.
	And to go through some of what's going on.
	So basically, you may have noticed with our YouTube channel, we are working right now and getting it back into good standing.
	And so we are having to work on a couple things in the background with the name and what's going on.
	And so just be patient with us as we get it going.
	Don't forget as well that we stream on Rumble and we are on locals.
	So as like I always say, if you want to support us, you can always go right there at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	You can directly join the live chat.
	We're back in there.
	What's up?
	Chat in Locals.
	Kez is back on the chat as well and she can read that.
	But we've got some crazy news to talk about.
	Some things are going on in the world.
	I know that you guys have been holding the fort down, but The Matrix has been acting up.
	Whoa, whoa.
	I don't know what that was.
	That was pretty crazy.
	The Matrix has been acting up.
	So let's talk about the collapse.
	let's get into it well as I mentioned we got some top news going on today Vice News, co-founded by Shane and Gavin McGuinness and some others back in the day, filed for bankruptcy.
	This is on the news of BuzzFeed News filing for bankruptcy.
	And Tucker being fired.
	They say let go, but technically he was let go, fired.
	Let's just jump right into this.
	So I don't know if you know this, but Vice News, don't you feel like Vice News was like one of the biggest documentary filmmakers when YouTube was at its prime and there's all those documentaries like going to Midget Island.
	I know we're not supposed to use that word.
	Midget Island.
	Well, we're not supposed to use that word anymore, but remember they had, there was literally like a camp in China with only little people.
	Oh, we did watch that together.
	Or like my trip to North Korea back when they were creative and they knew what they were doing.
	Yeah, that was like actually interesting stories.
	Oh, yeah.
	Right.
	And then they switched like almost all mainstream media where like it just became about like, like I watched, I think there was like some article from them that was like, I watched 26 hours of what's his name? Adam Sandler movies just to find bits of racism in there.
	And like that, that was like a real article name.
	So they went from like going to North Korea and studying the arts and what's going on to essentially talking about just like woke nonsense.
	And I have this article here.
	This comes up directly from Reuters.
	Vice Media is preparing to file for bankruptcy.
	These were, these guys don't look happy.
	You know what I mean?
	You know, you can tell a lot from people by the way they look.
	These people don't look like they're happy.
	Am I wrong about that?
	They don't look like they're.
	Well, the guy with the glasses, he looks, that doesn't look like a smile.
	That looks like a, I'm gonna get you.
	I'm gonna get you.
	It does, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he looks, they look like, you know, this guy too, um, looks like me if I like binge drunk for another 20 years and like grew a pointed beard.
	Yeah, but like, see, look, it could be like me, got a red face.
	Well, the point of the matter is, if we actually get into this, is that Vice Media Group, the company behind popular media websites such as Vice and Motherboard, is preparing to file for bankruptcy.
	The New York Times reported on Monday, citing people with knowledge of its operations.
	The media firm has received interest from five companies and might consider a sale to avoid bankruptcy.
	The New York Times report said, adding that in the event of bankruptcy, which could happen in the coming weeks, Vice Debt Holders Fortress Investment Group could end up controlling the company.
	And I just find it to be really weird because it's always like that the media is mocking the fact that Fox let Tucker go.
	But the truth of the matter is, they didn't like Tucker only because he had good ratings and people actually liked him.
	And it's really tough in the media game.
	I mean, we're a very censored show.
	It's very tough to, you know, to be able to like get out and get through algorithms and what's going on.
	But when you work for the mainstream media and you're literally given like algorithmic favorability and your stuff is promoted and pushed and you still can't survive financially, it's probably because they have too many, like, I think it's probably they have too many diversity jobs.
	Like, you know, like they hire too many people.
	They have too much overhead because they feel like they have to have like a certain amount of minorities, a certain amount of women.
	And then you end up with this bloated budget.
	And you have to pay all these people.
	It's true.
	Like, do you know about this?
	Like, the military, we're grounding a bunch of our helicopters because, and they're like suspending all non-essential jobs because they did so many diversity hires that literally people are dying from helicopter crashes because they're not, they're not hiring them based on meritocracy and skill.
	And they're actually, we're leading to deaths inside the military.
	This is a true story.
	I thought that the helicopter and plane crashes were because of something else.
	What do you mean?
	I thought that with the I don't know what you mean.
	I think I'm not going to say it because I know you're trying to be really careful on YouTube.
	No, but I know that's no, that's.
	Everyone in the chat knows.
	Yeah.
	No, I'm saying that's that's that's not why it's happening.
	Oh, I thought that's not problems or something like that.
	No, they're not actually tracking properly the like maintenance on the planes and they're not they're not following protocol.
	There's like a huge number of problems which is which is because of diversity hires, which is the real danger.
	Like, I mean, if you looked at it, like Harvard's, almost, almost all of Harvard's new surgeon class of 2023 that entered, they're all women and they're mostly, they're mostly black women.
	And there's only one, there's not even a single white male, I think, in the entire class.
	And so, you know, it's interesting.
	Surgeons.
	Yeah, so it's interesting, though, because of diversity hiring, which, which, like, I don't, there's no problem.
	If you, if you're a girl or you're a guy or the color of your skin doesn't really matter to me, if you're skilled and you have the mind to know what you're doing, then go be my guest.
	But sometimes colleges now, you know, just let people in, right?
	Like they got rid of the SAT because they thought it was racist.
	They thought standardized tests and testing people based on their knowledge was a racist idea.
	And I feel like that's dangerous because it's like, okay, it's one thing to just like, you know, bust a couple kids into a school because you want to bring diversity into the school.
	It sounds like no harm, no foul.
	But then you start like hiring like helicopter mechanics because they're a woman of color rather than because they know what they're doing.
	Then you get a crash helicopter and people go bye-bye.
	So that's not good.
	Imagine your son joins the military and you find out he died because they let somebody in based on diversity quotas and so they died.
	Well, I'm still reeling from the story you told me yesterday about the woman who slept through her alarm.
	But don't repeat it because that I'm still disturbed.
	Yeah, there was actually a real story and we'll get into that another time.
	But that being brought up, and I mean this about the idea of the media going woke and why they kind of go down.
	Because if you remember during the Trump era, Gavin McGinnis actually co-founded Vice.
	That's how he kind of got famous.
	And it's interesting, though, this is from CNN, was during the Trump era, it was that, I don't know what's going on with my screen today, like why it's all jacked up.
	But it was said that they were distancing themselves from Gavin McGinnis and the Proud Boys, and that they were like, he was like the creative genius behind Vice, and he was very, very, very integral in its development.
	But they were so worried about appearing like they were, you know, extremists or some like greater problem that CNN pointed out this just a couple of years ago that they made it their intention to let people know, no, our main goal is to be woke.
	not going to associate with anyone from the right wing, etc.
	And then it's just ironic that as they distance themselves from the creative people because they don't want to be seen as controversial, that all of a sudden they're filing for bankruptcy.
	And that's just kind of like how the world works.
	When your focus is like when you go woke, you go broke.
	End of story.
	Well, certainly the beer company is experiencing that.
	Oh, and that's another lovely example of a woman being in charge of a campaign.
	I know.
	Did she get fired?
	Far out.
	I don't, you know, I don't.
	Did she get fired?
	I think she's on leave, actually.
	She lost the company a lot of money.
	Yeah, she did.
	She lost the company a lot of money.
	Billions of dollars, actually.
	But on the side note, speaking of the media, it made me laugh because I don't know if you've heard about the White House correspondence dinner that took place over the weekend.
	I know all about that.
	Okay, well, the White House correspondence dinner is essentially when a bunch of self-inflated people with egos.
	It's when the media comes together and they go to DC and they give each other awards for how well they covered the regime, right?
	So they genuinely, they're giving each other awards for how well they covered the Biden administration, which is ironic.
	Sorry.
	What?
	The media is giving themselves awards in a government building.
	Well, it's not in a government building, but in the Capitol for how well they covered the regime over the year.
	This is like the biggest media.
	This is where they come together and they give propaganda awards to the people.
	So like Bill from CNN gets a gold star for getting the video of Joe Biden licking some ice cream.
	Yes, literally.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	And then the government speaks and then mocks America and laughs at us about how they're in power and that they're in control of the media.
	Watch.
	This is really what they did.
	This is true.
	This is what they do.
	Watch.
	In a lot of ways, this dinner sums up my first two years in office.
	I'll talk for 10 minutes, take zero questions, and cheerfully walk away.
	He's so self-aware.
	Yeah, you thought he didn't know what he was doing?
	That was an accident?
	No, this was fully intentional.
	This is what was going on.
	This is what was happening the entire time.
	Genuinely.
	Realistically, that was what was going on.
	Isn't that crazy?
	What a character.
	This whole time, we were like, there's no way this man has serious issues.
	This whole time, he was just gaslighting us.
	Like, this will set them off.
	Yeah, he knew.
	And he's like, and they're laughing about it.
	And the best part about the entire thing is that, like, they also, he also said, I'm going to see if I can bring this up here for a second.
	He also was at the dinner and he was with Kamala.
	And you watch how much they laugh as they, and it's always meant to be a joke.
	He's always laughing.
	Yeah, but it's always.
	It's always meant to be a roast.
	It's just like almost like the joke isn't funny anymore because it's like we're just being mocked to our faces about what is actually going on.
	And they decided to mock Tucker's exit from Fox.
	And I'll explain why this is so significant.
	And while it's fair game, remember, you have a president of the United States laughing that this is what's crazy.
	Do you know the Pentagon, the head of defense of the United States, weighed in on Tucker being fired and said, oh, this is really good for the country because we can't have, because, you know, he was the one that was critical of the Afghanistan withdrawal.
	He was critical of the Ukraine war.
	He was very critical of a lot of things.
	And our defense department weighed in and said, oh, thank God they fired him.
	They put out a memo because it was just, it was too difficult to hear.
	Yeah, it was too difficult to hear a pundit criticize our troops.
	We just can't be having someone criticizing our troops.
	Why don't they just turn off the TV?
	Well, exactly.
	But look at this.
	He's so happy.
	He's never been.
	When you're in a room full of your own propagandists, you've got to be happy.
	I can't help but smile.
	Seeing that big old smile, it's contagious.
	He has a smile that just captivates everyone.
	A smile that starts proxy wars in Eastern Europe.
	Listen to this.
	Well, the truth is, we really have a record to be proud of.
	Vaccinated the nation, transformed the economy, urged historic president of victories and midterm results, but the job isn't finished.
	I mean, it is finished for Tucker Carlson.
	What do you moan about like that?
	Like, you think that's not reasonable?
	Give me a break.
	Give me a break.
	Look.
	Mike Offenstein.
	I know.
	So he told an off-colored joke.
	Everyone goes, ooh, and they're like, hey, hey.
	Oh, you're going to, oh, that joke wasn't funny.
	And then ridicules the audience for not finding it funny.
	Dude.
	Oh, that was really hard to watch.
	That felt uncomfortable and a bit cringe.
	My back is sweating.
	Dang.
	My back is sweating.
	My arms are spaghetti.
	My mom's spaghetti.
	But I do just bring that up.
	That it was like, it was, you know, as the media is declining, it's like, this is the media's greatest award show.
	We vaccinated everyone.
	People are dropping like flies.
	We changed the economy.
	Not for good, but we changed it.
	And Tucker Carlson, he got fired.
	Wow.
	That was a really weird speech.
	And I did find it to be very strange.
	Well, I did find it to be very strange because while it's totally on brand to roast the media a little bit, like, remember, Trump didn't even attend one of these.
	This is supposed to be the inaugural.
	He just didn't even go.
	He was like, I don't even want to be a part of this.
	So that's what's very funny.
	And they didn't know what to do with the president not attending their own.
	It's the president's award show.
	But it is ironic because everyone's so happy.
	Because imagine getting an award for covering icebergs.
	Wait, so who got the awards?
	I just, a lot of people.
	I just wanted to say that.
	Is it like a trophy or a medal or like a well, what kind of?
	Well, this is this is the in the end of this segment.
	This is what I kind of want to bring up.
	You brought up an interesting point here that he was like, hey, you know, this has been a good year.
	Tucker Carlson got fired and we transformed the economy.
	Now, I know Wikipedia is not the best source, and I'm not using this as like for anything other than a stat.
	But when you go to Wikipedia and you look at the largest bank failures in the United States, and this is true, you can look at the actual sources, but I didn't find a better graph, I mean, table than this.
	If you look at the top banking collapses, out of the top four that have occurred, if you notice the year, the largest bank collapse was in 2008, which we're all familiar with 2008 being the largest banking collapse in the history of the country, right?
	And I mean, not history, I mean, technically since the Great Depression.
	But three out of four of the top bank collapses have happened this year.
	We just had another bank collapse, and JP Morgan Chase is supposed to be buying it.
	And if you're not really involved in the rhetoric or understanding really what's going on here with but also on the graph from the last one, go back to it, from the last one, the New York in 2023 to Illinois in 1980, it's from 118 billion to 40 billion.
	Like the gap is inflation, it could be a similar size in terms of just inflation.
	But I will say the fact is, he's like, we transformed the economy.
	But according to this, we are actually in a worse financial crisis than 2008, but the housing bubble hasn't collapsed yet.
	But if you've noticed, we have all of the tenants of what's going on to be a massive crisis in this country.
	Because even in the world, right?
	Back to 2008, housing's unaffordable.
	Nobody can afford a house.
	The cost of food is inflated.
	Wages are not rising with the cost of living.
	Banks are collapsing.
	We're in the middle of wars that we can't afford, right?
	Ukraine, etc.
	We're back funding wars.
	We're increasing our debt, spending more than we have.
	This is a recipe for disaster.
	So I'm going to live my life with the assumption that the economy is going to collapse within a few years.
	And it might artificially be kept afloat, but who knows?
	I'm not even entirely sure.
	But who knows?
	Before we move on to the next thing here, hold up.
	Let me see this.
	Before we move on to the next thing, of what's going on, do you need to go check on that real fast?
	Oh, Okay.
	I'm sorry, she had to go on that.
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	All right, let's jump into the next thing.
	There's going to be a little bit of getting up this week as we figure out how to work this out with a baby around.
	But I mean, that stuff is pretty wild, right?
	When you look at what's going on with like just things, a lot of things are collapsing, and that's what it feels like.
	A lot's collapsing.
	But I do want to laugh a little bit.
	So let's look at some funny things.
	Let's laugh.
	Um, let's talk about this.
	So I found this video of those of you that are married out there and know women.
	There was this video that I found of that kind of like really embodied what I feel like it is with women jumping to conclusions.
	I don't know if you've seen this.
	There's another angle of it as well, too.
	It's another angle of it.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, my.
	That, my friends, is the first documented scientific study of a woman jumping to conclusions.
	You have to say, it looks pretty epic.
	You have to say.
	Ain't nothing not cool about jumping to conclusions because the conclusions are always very exciting and interesting.
	It did seem, though, dangerous to jump to conclusions.
	There's a high risk.
	It seems like there was a high risk.
	He seemed unharmed in the end.
	He was able to climb out after his large jump.
	He was able to climb out of the pool and he was unharmed.
	But jumping to conclusions won't hurt you in the end.
	No, but I did.
	I did think that that was a very interesting thing because it just really is fascinating to me that that people do that kind of stuff.
	That's not the conclusion.
	Yeah, but that's not even the funny.
	We actually have a story today that I thought was actually quite hilarious.
	It comes actually from Poker News.
	And this came out today was that, so, you know, people are like identifying as women.
	This man here won the ladies' event in poker.
	He looks so familiar.
	Yeah, every Christmas he leaves presents under our tree.
	That's how I know him.
	Santa Claus, how do you think he, how do you think, what do you think he does with leftover gifts that he doesn't give the naughty kids?
	He gambles them on the floor.
	I mean, you don't want to put those sweatshop working kids in a bad position.
	But he actually, I want to go to the story here.
	So he took this whole gender thing that's going on in our country, which is and the Western world where, you know, people are joining, you know, like they're joining races and what in the world?
	Man, something's wrong with like just my laptop today.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I guess we just haven't been on it.
	But, you know, people like Leah Thomas are, like, trying to look like women.
	And a lot of men are, like, think it's really funny.
	Man, what the – okay, I have no idea what's going on there.
	But people think that they want to try to dress up as a woman to win women's titles and to prove a point.
	Well, this guy was like, nah, I'm not really going to do that.
	Like, I don't really care.
	I'm just going to be a man.
	I'm going to walk in with my beard and I'm just going to try to win the title.
	There you go.
	I fixed it.
	So basically what he did is the man who wins ladies' event at WPT, he said that it was really easy and he did it simply.
	Man, this is like, come on, these ad blockers are not working, guys.
	Somebody please email me a good ad blocker because right now it's not working on this browser and I don't know why.
	So on Saturday night, day one, B of the World Poker Tour, 3,500 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown was taking place in the main ballroom at Seminole Hard Rock in South Florida across the hall.
	Was a $250 ladies no limit hold'em.
	The tournament attracted 83 entries and offered $17,000 prize pool.
	Wait, so are you telling me that of all sports, women are also not as good at gambling?
	Is that because of the risk?
	Women think too much?
	Could you look at it this way?
	Poker, women aren't as good at poker faces and lying.
	I didn't do that.
	What do you mean?
	What are you talking about?
	Me?
	Come on.
	This is my second.
	I swear to drunk officer.
	I'm not God, okay?
	This is only my B or second, okay?
	This is my B or second.
	Second Bears, okay?
	Smile or second.
	No, you're, you're, I don't know what that is.
	I want to see what the chat actually has to say.
	Why is it that women are not...
	Why are men better at poker than women?
	Is it the strategy?
	Is it the risk-taking of, I don't know.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I do like Texas Hold'em.
	Yeah, I'm not entirely sure either what that is.
	But I'm glad to see some people are returning.
	Welcome back.
	If you're just joining the live stream, by the way, this is our, what is it?
	Because of math?
	Someone said math?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Don't forget that you can be in our official locals chat, locals community.
	We got an extra segment for you guys today.
	We're going to be having a fun time with you.
	But yeah, but I think what happened is the tournament attracted 83 entries and basically he was here and playing at the WPT ladies event today.
	Dave here is the only man filmed with permission while we appreciate the dead money.
	I really wish men would get what these events stand for.
	So I put $300 bounty on his head and Tamra and Noah matched.
	Yes.
	All right.
	We have Dave here and he, I don't know if you can tell here, he's the only guy in this ladies' event.
	So I put a $300 bounty on his head and then Tamra and her husband matched it.
	So there's a $600 bounty on his head.
	He's already busted twice.
	So we love him for that.
	Thank you, Dave.
	Good luck.
	Not really.
	Oh, yes.
	I like it.
	What does that mean?
	To put a bounty on something?
	I think like she's betting on the fact that she's like, like betting against him?
	Probably.
	I'm not a poker player, but I can say the idea that I guess men are better at gambling.
	Maybe that is because of the straight face or it's because of the logic or the maths.
	But it's like she in a room full of women playing poker, who did she feel intimidated by?
	Hmm.
	The man.
	Yeah, well, that's not the same.
	So it wasn't like all the women, I'm going to put a bounty on her head because I think she can beat me.
	It was the man.
	Why would you like?
	Does it make sense what I'm saying?
	No, I don't know what you're saying.
	I really don't know.
	Is she betting again?
	like betting that he will lose.
	I think she's trying, yes.
	She feels intimidated by him like, Like, oh, he's as good.
	He's better than all the other women in the room.
	Well, I think that she's betting against him, meaning like as he loses, I think it'll just, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea what that means.
	I don't know what that means.
	I'm not a gambler.
	I have no idea.
	So I don't play tournament poker.
	I've never have, but I'm not going to pretend to be.
	But I did think what was funny was that now it's getting to the point to where we'll look at on Wednesday.
	Like people are just identifying as transracial, as trans, you know, and they're not even identifying as trans.
	It's just, hey, I'm a woman.
	You have to accept me.
	And I think we're going to start seeing the limits of society tested because this woman is clearly perturbed, but there's a man inside of this ladies' tournament.
	And she has the right to be perturbed.
	But the man also, I think, it's funny.
	He has the right to be like, well, you know what?
	I'm just going to have some fun and prove a point.
	And he said he just did it to be funny.
	Yeah.
	He didn't even put on a dress.
	No.
	Because that's just, you know, I used to think it was like funny for comedy as a guy to like wear dresses and stuff.
	I used to think like, it used to be funny, but now when I was working on a video and I was pulling clips from She's the Man with Amanda Bynes and I was thinking like how far we've fallen that 20 years ago, like it was a joke of like a girl dressing up as a guy and be like, hey, hey, what's up?
	I'm a guy.
	And like it was funny because it's so silly to think that like a girl could be a guy.
	Yeah.
	And then now we're like, you can get in trouble as we're going to look at in some countries now if you don't accept that as reality, which is which is interesting how it's been two decades.
	And I went to go make a street video out here in the area.
	And I spoke to some French girls and I asked them about this issue.
	And they said, no, of course men can become women and women can become men.
	It's common sense.
	And they spoke about it as if like for generations and thousands of years, this has been the general consensus.
	And I just have to ask myself, I don't think it has been.
	I just don't think it has been.
	I don't think it has been.
	This is actually a funny clip.
	So this is not even a funny story, but he won.
	And I just wanted to say this.
	People, I turn this into an existential tweet.
	People have asked me, why do you care if people are sheep?
	And I said, because sheep are dangerous.
	Oh my gosh.
	Beautiful.
	What?
	Watch that again?
	I don't know if this is real.
	I don't, I have, I said it's from 2014, but I don't buy it.
	Oh my gosh.
	What did that sheep have against that man?
	Someone said, bro, I just witnessed a murder.
	Yeah, look at that.
	Unbelievable.
	Someone said, stand-up gentleman in the vehicle.
	Yeah, just like no reaction, just letting the sheep beat their owner to death.
	What country was that?
	Is that like Switzerland, maybe, or something?
	I don't know.
	Someone said that shit.
	Someone else said that sheep didn't want to be a kebab.
	He did not want to be a kebab.
	Yeah, but that was okay.
	But here's where I actually want to get into.
	This is not actually funny.
	I wanted to talk about this in our culture of kind of like sometimes all the right wing focuses on is this gender stuff, which is interesting because they go, like, why have we missed what it means to be a man or what it means to be a woman?
	Like, why have we missed this?
	But they fail to look at every other facet of society, which I believe in many ways are inherently more important.
	Like, you know, how we've lost what beauty is, right?
	Our buildings are ugly.
	Our art is trash.
	Like, we've lost what beauty is.
	And another thing is that we've lost comedy recently.
	Like, I mean, and Hollywood talks about this all the time.
	Like, there's the death of the comedy.
	That you can't make funny content anymore because just like, I mean, I'm not saying she's the man was the funniest video, but you couldn't even make a funny movie about a girl pretending to be a guy because that would be transphobic.
	So it's like you can't, there's not really any concepts.
	You can't have, like, the only show kind of still doing it is South Park, and they don't really even make it that much anymore or very often because the guy said they're just tired of it.
	And they've had some serious problems getting their jokes approved now by Viacom.
	I don't think they're on Viacom anymore, by Paramount.
	They've had some serious problems getting their bits approved.
	Even Family Guy, you know, the creator, Seth McFarland, as he said, like, oh, he regrets some of his decisions of his clips.
	And then the creator of Simpsons was apologizing for Apu, the Middle Eastern convenience store worker.
	He's like, what are you doing?
	He was a great character.
	Yeah, but he apologizes and said he wishes they never created him.
	So it's like they didn't want diversity in The Simpsons.
	No, I'm saying that like comedy, like people.
	Well, gender's dead.
	Like we don't know what gender is.
	It's like, yeah, but we've also lost the ability to laugh.
	We've lost the ability to not take everything so seriously.
	We've lost beauty.
	Like it's not like we've just lost our pronouns and gender.
	We've lost the core tenets of society.
	And a good example of that, I wanted to bring this up, is like people use comedy to go viral rather than actually having like something funny.
	Like I've like a good example of that is I will roast a fat person, but that's if they are telling you that being fat is like good.
	Like I'm never gonna just like roast somebody for being fat.
	Like just like they're on the street and just like, we're not gonna criticize a woman for being heavy.
	I don't know what she's going through.
	I don't know why she's the way she is.
	I'm not, I wouldn't, I'm not gonna get into her business, right?
	I would encourage her to lose weight and to be healthy, but is he being honest, you guys?
	Is he being honest right now?
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	We're just gonna pretend like we believe him.
	Carry on, sir.
	Well, on the flip side of this, on what's going on, everyone's saying no.
	On the flip side, no, but what I meant is like, is like, you know, people forget that like, you know, pranking people was supposed to be funny.
	But I see these videos of this like guy like trying to prank this like old woman who's just like working at a cash register and shouldn't be working.
	You know, I just always feel bad.
	Do you know you see a woman this age working at a home with her grandkids?
	I know.
	Look, like, watch this.
	Like, a woman working minimum wage, just like trying to work at a cash register.
	And I just don't find this to be funny.
	Maybe, maybe it's, maybe I'm getting older, but like, look at this.
	Can I have a new banana to ring up for him?
	Huh?
	I need a banana to waste, so may I use that banana so I can charge you?
	Alright, I'm done.
	Ha ha!
	It's funny because they're bananas.
	Where's the laugh?
	I don't know.
	There it is.
	Yeah, well.
	Yeah, that's really funny.
	But that's like a lot of what I'm seeing with the younger generations.
	They don't even understand what comedy is anymore.
	They're not funny.
	They're just like shocking.
	You know what I mean?
	Like they just run into a bathroom and scream that they have hemorrhoids exploding, you know, and get kicked out, which is kind of funny, but not really.
	But it's like, but I also think like just like pissing off an old woman that works at a grocery store to me is not a funny prank.
	And I don't know what the prank was.
	Ha ha.
	I ate a banana.
	You know, this reminds me of the like, I faked my own death prank.
	Like film their like girlfriend finding them dead.
	And you're like, oh my god.
	I don't really think that's funny.
	I saw back in the YouTube Js where pranks was like the biggest one.
	Remember those days?
	Everyone, the prank channels were so big.
	Boyfriend, pranks, girlfriend, girlfriend, what about?
	That was one prank that I saw that haunts me to this day.
	The dad pranked the mom by pretending that he threw the kid off the railing of the house.
	And she was like, like just like screaming and ran down to like see her kid.
	Like he was playing with the kid and pretended that he accidentally threw him over the side of the over the stairs.
	And I cannot imagine being more traumatized as a mother.
	well and i agree with you on that because because honestly look i think the shock like the humor goes You've made so many prank videos.
	What are you going to do to get the beauty?
	Okay, you want to see what they're going to do?
	You want to see what they're going to do?
	Here we go.
	That's a prank too.
	Just robbing stores blind.
	No, this is just watch this.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Do you mind if I just pay in the front?
	Sure.
	Okay, cool.
	She felt weird, dude.
	Excuse me, ma'am.
	Would you mind being in video?
	No, that'd be fine.
	All right, so pick a number between one and ten.
	Let's say seven.
	Seven?
	Well, it's your lucky day.
	You just won brand new AirPod Pros.
	Wow, you're kidding me.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Stop pranking old women.
	Nothing.
	You won.
	You win.
	Have a good one.
	Have a good one.
	Thank you.
	I'm squeaking.
	Why are they laughing?
	I'm not laughing.
	I'm not laughing because it's funny.
	I'm crying because I'm just going, who's who's doing this?
	Who's doing this?
	And why are you targeting old women?
	Why do you keep targeting old ladies?
	They are like, old women should be like off limits.
	Yes!
	You can't prank old ladies.
	Okay?
	You can't prank all of someone in the chest if grandma deserved it.
	No.
	Also, I do think that was, I think it was, I think it was a joke, though, because when you said, can I pay up front?
	And the girl goes, yeah, and she laughed when she handed it to him.
	I think they asked her to do it.
	Because it was also like, oh, look, yeah, let's go.
	I think it was, I don't think that was real.
	I think they added the sound effect.
	I think it was fake.
	But still, it's hard to know.
	Can we watch that one more time?
	Can we please watch that?
	Chat, do you guys want to watch this one more time?
	Do you want to watch this one more time?
	Someone said they think it's real.
	Is it funnier because you know the ending?
	Well, that's why I started laughing because I'm going, like, I watched it the first time.
	I go, what?
	What?
	Watch.
	I think this is where it's fake.
	Sure.
	Okay, cool.
	See, she laughed.
	But she felt weird, dude.
	Excuse me, ma'am.
	Would you mind being in video?
	No, that'd be fine.
	All right, so picking over between one and ten.
	Looks like seven.
	Seven music.
	What's your lucky day?
	You just won brand new AirPod Pros.
	Wow, you're kidding me.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You won.
	Nothing.
	You won.
	Oh, come on.
	You win.
	Have a good one.
	Have a good one.
	Thank you.
	Do you think it could have been like his mom or something like that?
	No, I think they actually gave it away.
	Yeah, it's something like that, like his grandma or something.
	But I mean, or they actually gave it away.
	But I, what I was saying.
	MJ!
	MJ's in the chat.
	What I was saying is it's funny if it's fake.
	Like, there was also this other one that I think was 100% fake too, where this guy, like, finds, like, so I'm laughing and I shouldn't be laughing about this.
	But like, I for sure think it was fake.
	He, like, finds this like crack addict, like, smoking, like a pookie behind the, the, uh, the, the, the dumpster.
	And it's like, but it all looks real like this.
	He's like, hey, man, like, you shouldn't be doing that.
	And he's like, he's like, man, how are you doing?
	He's like, I'm just like, I'm at my lowest.
	And he's like, let me get you some food, man.
	Let me give you some advice.
	And like, he goes into like the fast food place and like comes out with like a large meal.
	He's like, bro, I got a large fry and like a burger.
	And then he sits down and like starts like just like eating the fries.
	Like, these are so good.
	Yeah, dude.
	This is, I told you this is what I got, man.
	This is so good.
	And everyone's like, this guy's horrible.
	He's like eating food in front of a homeless guy.
	I don't think it's real, though.
	Like, the more I look at it, like, the homeless guy looks like a healthy guy.
	He doesn't look – he doesn't – remember we also watched that video on here where they made, like, a giant, like, soup in the back of the car?
	Yep.
	Oh, yeah.
	I thought it was fake too.
	Yeah, I think it's fake.
	I think it's like fake looking like a bad person.
	I don't know.
	It's a little bit like that one show from Comedy Central with the guy, Nathan for You, where it's like, like you're like, you're like not actually hurting people because in the end they were paid to be on your show.
	So like you actually are helping people and you're giving them, you know, I think so.
	Anyway.
	Someone said totally something that Elijah would do.
	No.
	No, it's not.
	I wouldn't do that.
	That is not true.
	Yeah, fake for views.
	That's what I thought too.
	That's what I thought too.
	That's where my brain was at.
	I don't know.
	Conclusion?
	Conclusion?
	Yes, no?
	I don't know.
	I think some of them are fake.
	I think some of them, people are just doing crazy things to get views.
	I don't know if all of them are fake, though.
	I need to check in with the locals chat and see what's going on there with the locals chat.
	What's going on with the locals chat?
	All right.
	Locals chat's here.
	Everyone's saying fake, fake, fake.
	I think this is exactly how I feel about it, too.
	Pack watch.
	Pack watch.
	Oh, some of what's going on here.
	Some of what's going on here.
	You got a regular girl and a regular mom.
	That's absolutely true.
	I'm just looking at some of your guys' super chats.
	You know, he says super chats there as well.
	And then I kind of heard turts that said on behalf of MJ, because she's not here yet.
	$1, Alex Linque.
	MJ's CNL.
	I know, but he said that Alex Lindquist said kids' name is either Nick or Alex.
	That's why they won't tell us.
	And that's true.
	We're going to get back in this.
	One point from one of the super chatters here from Mango65 said specifically that my friend Hillary is an excellent poker player.
	She beat out 4,962 people, placed 38th, took him a very large undisclosed amount of money.
	She would not disclose on Facebook and she won.
	She has $200,000 attorney at the end of May.
	Can't wait to see her results.
	So apparently that's the case.
	And MJ is here and says, welcome back, Mama Kez.
	You look marvelous.
	Elijah looks okay too.
	I am tired.
	I am tired.
	Elijah's more tired than I am.
	It's true.
	I'm not tired at all.
	It's true.
	And I'm kind of sick.
	You're going to hear it.
	I'm like feeling not too.
	I'm not feeling under the weather because, you know, of just who I am.
	Well, speaking of that, those are the funny things that are going on here.
	Let's talk about something that's actually interesting.
	Let's talk about something that is videos and articles that I think are just leaving a little bit confused in the WTF.
	Let's talk about it.
	We have microchips now with all your information and they're going global.
	This is what's happening.
	Oh, Asian people, they're awesome.
	They make teriyaki and they repopulate a lot.
	And they even put laws to stop their populations from expanding.
	While they're not busy repopulating the world and cooking rice, which is delicious, this video came up with this girl who's trying to make microchipping yourself seem cool.
	Oh, no.
	Because it is cool.
	It's edgy.
	It's fun.
	It makes you look good.
	Watch this.
	I put a microchip in my arm and it's the best thing ever.
	This chip, it's a powerhouse.
	It's got everything I need.
	A credit card, my ID, my medical info, and even my keys.
	And when it's time for groceries, you just tap your wrist and bam!
	Transaction done.
	It's like magic.
	In a medical emergency, it can save my life.
	Experts can easily identify me in my medical history.
	I feel like a sci-fi character and I'm loving it.
	This amazing chip is totally free.
	That's right.
	No more digging into your pocket.
	Did you notice that?
	Did you notice that?
	Where is it free?
	In Australia.
	Who's the country that's doing the microchipping and giving free taxpayer-funded microchips that you can do everything with?
	That same country that we love.
	That we love.
	And that's.
	I love the Australian government.
	And I just want to take this time to say to the Australian government, thank you.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for thinking about it.
	Thanks for being here and for, you know, making our life easier.
	I really love how you've set up your states too so that in the crossings between the states, there's only like one bridge or one road so you can shut down internet, I mean, national travel really easily so you can keep people safe.
	And they even created all these camps for people, like beds, keep them safe in quarantine zones.
	And they have quarantine inspection officers now at the borders and they have all this stuff in place.
	They have hotels and taxes and fines and speed light cameras.
	They have speed cameras and red light cameras and seatbelt cameras and cell phone cameras and CCTV cameras and they have monitoring cameras and they also have vehicle inspection cameras.
	They really love their people and they want to keep them safe.
	And now they're microchipping people where you can use your microchip to buy and to sell.
	And the cool thing about that is, you know, it was only recently that they had requirements that, you know, you just went along with a certain experiment to be able to buy and sell.
	And I just feel like we're heading into a good direction.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, this, the, oh, you thought the boy ban one direction was good?
	How about this direction?
	Is oh, is somebody crying?
	Is somebody crying?
	Uh, but to talk about this kind of getting bigger, of course it would be in Australia.
	Of course, it would be, right?
	Doesn't it just sound safe?
	It sounds safe to me too.
	It does.
	It really does.
	But the girl actually had an update on what was going on.
	She actually was, I heard about her the other day, and she actually has an update on how things are going with her microchip and what's going on here.
	government has frozen my bank account and if it frees yours too you have to listen to my story quick and fast because time is running out a few days ago i made a post on social media about a danger of having a chip implanted in my arm i thought i was exercising my right to free speak this morning i woke up only to find that the video i posted was gone and it was just the beginning of the nightmare as i was trying to pay for my profit i don't know what's oh Oh, was the video really gone?
	It looks like we're not even able to play the video.
	I don't even know what's going on there.
	You're gonna need to feed them.
	Hold up, um.
	I don't know if you guys can hear the little baby noise in the background.
	Let me see my story quick and fast, because time is running out.
	A few days ago, I made a post on social media about a danger of having a chip implanted in my arm.
	I thought I was exercising my right to free speech.
	This morning I woke up only to find that the video I posted was gone.
	And it was just the beginning of the nightmare, as I was trying to pay for my coffee chip and my arm stopped working.
	I couldn't even pay for anything, and when I got back to my apartment, it lost me out too.
	Everything was in there, including my cat Misty.
	This is why I posted this video as a warning and the plea for help.
	Okay, so I also think that this is another one of the many fake videos that are out there, from what I saw.
	But but I also don't doubt that the that because I these microchips are real.
	They're 100% real.
	I don't know if you know about this, but they do have.
	Even out here, people use microchips to get into their houses it's called smart houses so they can unlock all your doors, gets into your safe.
	This is like pretty common, and they even have them on cars now.
	Um, and so you know, I don't know what this person is doing or whether or not that they're uh upset, or whether or not she got screwed, but the reality is is that she lost her?
	Uh, she lost something.
	I mean, the truth of the matter is that she definitely lost something.
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	All right, let's get into the next thing.
	So uh, that is what's going on there with the wtf.
	I want to get into this next uh article here on what was actually going on.
	It's like a.
	It's like a social credit score.
	You're right.
	It is like a social credit score uh, but when I talk about social credit scores.
	I'm serious about it because of what's actually been going on in uh, certain countries like Australia, like Ireland, that have been passing these new hate speech laws.
	So, unfortunately, I'm just going to have to be able to bring this up here with Kez missing.
	But Keith Woods was explaining that Ireland was about to pass one of the most radical hate speech bills yet.
	Merely possessing hateful material on your device is enough to face prison time.
	Not only that, but the burden of proof is shifted to the accused, who is expected to prove they didn't intend to use the material to spread hate.
	The clause is so radical that even the Trotskyist people before Prophet opposed it as flagrant violation of civil liberties.
	And you actually look at the policy here, it's quite interesting.
	The offense of preparing or possessing materials likely to incite, you know, whatever against persons on account of their prospected characteristics, prepares or possesses materials that is likely to incite this against a person or a group.
	So basically, what they've done is they've created a policy in Ireland modeled after UN policy that makes it illegal to have spicy memes on your device.
	And that's pretty radical.
	You can't actually possess.
	And this is sort of like they've made it like the possession of CP or other sort of illegal and very, very evil and harmful materials.
	They've changed the threshold of that against just what's morality.
	And now you can actually get in trouble for having, you know, what they consider to be too edgy of content on your device.
	You don't even have to have created it.
	Someone could have sent it to you.
	And so it's becoming criminalized to receive memes.
	Now, on top of that, there was an amendment in the UN that was supposed to sort of protect free speech within the hate speech bill that they were passing.
	And it got voted down.
	Now, I don't know if the UN really holds any power or any legitimacy in terms of national legislation.
	But when we're talking about microchipping and regulation and the idea that we're going to be buying and selling through one central source, these social credit systems that are popping up all around the world, and that part of the issue of that is that you might be a good person.
	You're not killing anyone.
	You're not hurting yourself.
	You're not doing any drugs, et cetera.
	But you do like to laugh a little at a little bit of spice.
	That could be enough to prevent you from flying.
	It could even put you in jail.
	And from my understanding, more people have been jailed in the United Kingdom for hate speech than in Russia for what they posted online.
	Now, Russia may not be producing the correct numbers.
	They may not be reporting it accurately.
	But also, I don't really trust Western countries to be reporting this stuff accurately as well either.
	Truly, truly, I say that unto you.
	The insanity never, never stops.
	Now I want to look at one of your guys' pics from the SOBs.
	This is so sad.
	This is Kez's favorite song, but she's breastfeeding right now.
	So I think she'll be able to be on the whole show within a few weeks.
	But because my family's priority and her priority, number one, is being a mom, the baby will be napping.
	And then when the baby wakes up, the baby's got to suck on some boobies, which is a great life.
	I don't blame them.
	So, you know, it's true.
	Kez got the heavies.
	They really do get really big once you get pregnant and you start breastfeeding.
	And I don't think formula feeding is good for children.
	I know some women have to, but health-wise, you know, with antibodies, with creating a healthy immune system, and also with just gaining weight, babies should be breastfeeding.
	I mean, guys, let's just do a lot of red pill episodes on giving birth, but it's like, also, having a new baby is not as hard as people said it is.
	You just don't let the baby control you.
	You don't demand feed.
	You really set the baby up on a schedule.
	And now the baby mostly sleeps through the entire night and it's only a few weeks old.
	So that's pretty cool.
	Anyway, let's look at your choices of the articles and stories that you guys get straight from locals.
	Let's get right into this.
	I guess I'm like, what?
	Yeah, on the topic of breastfeeding, just a reminder that there have been people who have been jailed.
	Vegan mother was found guilty of murder of her son after feeding him only raw fruits and vegetables, which was actually true.
	And this is not the only story of this, right?
	I mean, there was an Italian baby who was raised on a vegan diet, who was hospitalized for severe malnutrition, removed from parents.
	And of course, there was even this girl, right?
	Parents were jailed.
	The baby girl had a vegan diet on potatoes, rice, and milk.
	Vegan diets are not helpful for you.
	They're not healthy, and we should not be feeding them to our baby.
	Somebody asked if they could watch.
	That is very interesting.
	Yeah, and also we got some articles asking us if we decide if we were going to chest feed, if we were going to chest feed our baby.
	I mean, you know, babies, he does try to suck up my arm, though.
	Maybe he thinks my freckles are like a nipple or something.
	But he's the cutest.
	He really is.
	He's so tiny.
	I really miss that guy.
	I love spending time with my son.
	He's honestly my best friend.
	He's my best friend.
	He is literally my best friend.
	I love that guy so much.
	He's like, he's the coolest man.
	I'm super, super stoked to be a dad.
	And it's going to, you know, it's rough to get back going on this stuff.
	And we got to get people reminding people.
	So make sure you share this video with your friends.
	Let's talk about one of the videos that you guys submitted.
	Don't forget that you can submit videos for every live stream and articles.
	You can drop the links in.
	I'll always put up a post and you can always just drop your stuff there.
	Contribute to the show because it might get picked.
	This one was about Disney adults.
	They're so weird.
	Like Disney adults are so strange.
	Somebody had told me that Disney Disney vacations were extremely expensive.
	Now, I know a lot of things are tight for a lot of people right now in terms of finances.
	Check this Disney vacation out and let's talk about it.
	So here's how much we spent at Disney day two of five.
	A mediocre breakfast at Hollywood and Vine cost us $223.
	Then we headed over to Toy Storyland and even with Lightning Lane, we still only got to ride one ride.
	Ice cream was $25 and popcorn was $16.
	Then over at Galaxy Z, three lightsabers cost us a whopping $800.
	They also no longer hold them for you until the end of the day.
	Plus different airlines have different restrictions when flying home.
	So we opted to ship them to us for an additional cost.
	Every ride had 120 minute wait sign, so we only got to ride one ride in this section of the park as well.
	We tried the infamous blue and green milk and had lunch at Back Lot and funnel cakes at Epic Eats.
	Photo Pass was an extra $170 for cell phone quality pictures.
	And finally, we had dinner at Planet Hollywood.
	Factoring in our 90 hotel rate of $997 brings our total to $3,758 for the um excuse me you spent $370 $58 for like two nights at a Disneyland Disneyland and one day at the park.
	Am I stupid or am I just like, am I poor?
	Because I feel like $3,700, that is not worth it to walk around and eat some popsicles.
	Like, can we talk about this?
	Stop normalizing catering lives to children, like catering your whole life to giving your kid a materialistic approach.
	Like, just telling your kid, hey, it's unreasonable to go to Disneyland and it's not a good spending of money.
	So I'm not going to like give my kids Disney movies and be like, hey, watch Disney, get obsessed with Disney, because it's stupid.
	It's not something we should be involved in.
	I don't even think we should be spending money on Disney products.
	Now, what's sad is growing up, the lullabies that I used to listen to were an old Disney lullaby album, which I have a copy of.
	And they were so, they're so good, like 90s Disney lullabies.
	They're not even about Disney movies.
	It's just old lullabies sung by really great people.
	So Disney wasn't always as horrible as it is today.
	And I understand there's some, you know, connection.
	But spending $3,758 on a Disney oppression, I mean, a Disney vacation, that sounds like oppression to me.
	That's just so weird.
	That's so foreign to me to spend that kind of money.
	Very bizarre.
	And like buying your kids like $800 lightsabers, like, bro, just go buy a saw and some wood and make your kids some lightsabers.
	And I'm just saying, like, if my kid's like, dad, can I get a lightsaber?
	Even if I have millions of dollars, no, dude, that's stupid.
	Like, we're not spending 280 bucks on something you're going to forget about tomorrow because I'm not going to let my kids think they're in control of our finances like that.
	And kids don't have to be as expensive as you think they are because you don't need to be buying them a million and one things.
	Like, I've been reading about how to make our own toys.
	Like, my baby, they like to play with frozen grapes.
	They love that in a plastic bag with cold water.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you can, it's just, like, very simple stuff.
	And people make parenting sound so much more expensive and more difficult than it is.
	I know I've only had a kid for a month, but I've already looked at a lot of the costs of what's gone on.
	And even the initial cost of having a baby that people told me, it's been way cheaper than that.
	And way, way cheaper.
	And you buy diapers in bulk and things like that.
	And it just ends up becoming an easier process, you know?
	It's just not that big of a deal.
	I don't really get what people are talking about.
	Everyone makes it.
	It's about $700 for a family of five for a one-day park visit.
	Jeez, go camping or something.
	I'm not even a big camper.
	Just go camping.
	That sounds stupid.
	Why would you go do why would you, why would you do that?
	Why would you do that to yourself?
	Have some respect.
	Stop putting lightsabers up.
	Like, that's just weird.
	But I don't think everything's bad, though.
	I do have some good news.
	I want to look at something positive here.
	I think there's a cultural shift going on.
	Check this out.
	Well, I think that things are beginning to take a turn.
	I've been on TikTok recently.
	I'm going to make a video probably going more in depth about this.
	But I've been on TikTok and some other apps, and I've noticed that young kids are beginning to reject sort of these cultural battles, these extremities on gender and pronouns, all this stuff.
	Younger generations really aren't buying it.
	And the reason why somebody named Jonathan Key actually articulated it pretty well.
	I've been seeing this trend, but I got to give credit to this articulation saying that a lot of parents are now telling me that their teenagers' social media feeds, especially TikTok, have started to shift 180 degrees on gender wang.
	The once revered biomale trans influencers and athletes are becoming figures of ridicule pendulum swing back.
	Teenagers aren't dumb, but they do move in herds.
	The gender weighing stuff was fun when it felt vaguely transgressive and daring.
	Now that they hear the dinosaurs, teachers, and parents mumbling pronoun checks, not to mention the Bud Light and Hershey fiascos, it's time to move on.
	I'm trying to guess what's next.
	Fad will be maybe putting shoe polish on your face, being transracial, etc.
	But I do bring this up as a conversation here that I have been seeing with Generation Alpha and the next generations a true reality to where it's not like because of what Matt Walsh is saying that they're beginning to reject sort of the extreme versions of the culture war, but it's because it's just lame.
	Like it's not as complicated as you would think.
	Like young people just see their teachers being like, I'm MX.
	I'm MX Johnson.
	And then automatically being called MX becomes lame, right?
	It just becomes like it's not edgy anymore.
	Like your teacher's a mix.
	And now 60% of your teachers are LGBTQ.
	It's really just like not cool anymore.
	It's not.
	And we kind of predicted this, right?
	That people would start moving more towards traditional values.
	But, you know, I also am working on another video about male-to-male transsexuality and looking at that a little more deeply and looking at how, you know, even the trad movement is sort of like a grifty fake movement of people that are like, it's like the rights version of pronouns.
	You know, like, I'm actually really a man.
	I'm really a conservative.
	I'm really trad.
	And it's like, they're just normal people and they have their own flaws and everything, but they're so eager to be accepted and looked at like they're some archetypical version of a man.
	It's really the rights version of pronouns like really it's got its own lingo too.
	And I'm all for people being traditional and whatnot.
	But if you're not and you made mistakes in your life and you're working on your life, all the power to you as well.
	But I think that a lot of young people get pulled into the extremes of the culture war, extreme red pill, extreme black pill.
	I'm extremely clown-pilled, so we're good there.
	But I think what happens is that, you know, it's like it's not cool to be gay anymore.
	So people don't want to be.
	And I don't think, you know, a lot of these pronouns are going to stick long term.
	I think that's why they're trying to legislate them into law because they're trying to create repercussions before, like while they have the cultural and social support, they're trying to create legislation because I think younger generations are going to rebel against it.
	I just do.
	I don't know if they're going to go like trad, you know, buff Chad giga mega chad, like my son, who is a mega giga chad king slayer 3000 plus.
	But I do think that we are going to go there.
	And some of you actually, you know, are, I mean, there will always be people who will be queer or whatever or choose that lifestyle.
	And there will always be people that are traditional and choose that, which is a very good path to take, way better path.
	But a lot of people, it's more like a mask, right?
	They're just trying to fit in somewhere.
	So they're all like Christian nationalists, trad kings, trad calf, but like they haven't, they're like 19 and haven't figured out their life or 16.
	I get a lot of guys reach out to me like 16, trying to figure it out.
	They want to reject the pronouns.
	They don't want to go with the gender confusion.
	They want to go in a direction and they kind of just jump around to like social circles and sort of emulate what they're seeing is supposed to be a man.
	But just give yourself a little time to figure it out.
	Like you got to take the time to figure it out.
	And it's good you're moving in that direction and that's a really positive direction to go into.
	But also make sure that you're being honest with yourself and that you really are first and foremost working on your heart, working on becoming a better human being, working on your relationship with God.
	And more importantly, above all else, don't spend most of your time online.
	Because truly, if you want to be a traditional person, you probably don't spend a lot of time online.
	And that's an unfortunate thing.
	So it's like the idea.
	People always ask, why are there no traditional women on the internet, like very active?
	Because traditional women are not very active on the internet.
	That's just true.
	Like they're not going to become e-girls.
	That's like you're not.
	Why would a girl who wants to raise a family and stuff become an e-girl?
	She's not going to want that stuff.
	So you're going to have a lot of e-girls telling you what a trad wife is or what a trad woman is.
	And you're not going to find a lot of sources.
	A lot of women ask me that.
	Where do I find traditional women?
	Probably mostly just Christian podcasts.
	I mean, realistically speaking, you can find some good Christians out there.
	But like, you know, when you look at a lot of the big networks, right-wing networks, et cetera, like the females, they have good things to say sometimes, occasionally, but for the most part, it's they're just feminists, right?
	And they just work and they're working feminists and they spend their time online for outward validation and likes and clicks.
	And then they, you know, I don't know.
	Not no judgment.
	It's just the reality that both these movements, the culture war, I think, has been mostly divisive and destructive in a lot of ways because everyone's just trying to be accepted by a side rather than actually personally developing themselves.
	I'm really big on the fitness side of it, though.
	I think that's really good.
	Just teaching young men and women to be healthy, you know, drink less or don't drink at all.
	You know, either limit drug use or no drugs at all.
	Focus on God.
	Go exercise, eat clean.
	Like, I think that's the healthiest mindset and love those around you.
	Work on becoming less selfish, less narcissistic, rather than getting labels and expecting people to respect you and demanding respect.
	And, you know, actually just be a person that is improving on a daily basis.
	It's really a nice way to live.
	It's not a bad way to live.
	That's really awesome.
	Yeah.
	People say that most people are, yeah, it's true.
	Most people do still have a sense of humor.
	That's absolutely true.
	Most people do have a sense of humor.
	That is absolutely true.
	So I'm going to let you know on that.
	That's really awesome.
	And for the rest of the show, guys, we're going to just be on alt platforms.
	And we're just going to be on alt platforms.
	So you know where we're at.
	You know what's going on.
	And you know how we do things with the extra segments for the locals community.
	And also checking it out as always with where we continue to stream the show.
	So if you want to continue on with the show, check us out on our alt platforms and where we're at and get the rest of the program that's out there that we get to go into some deeper subjects and what's happening.
	I really appreciate you guys on YouTube.
	We're back.
	We're getting some traction and we're going to keep trying to get these let people know that we're back online as a lot of people don't get notifications.
	Don't forget to support our sponsors for today, Pixetine and Undertaker and get nicotine-infused toothpicks and UnderTack Boxers.
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	We'll be right back and we'll see you in a moment.
	Uh, I
	see you, chat.
	And you're letting me know that right-wing influencers, conservative thought leaders are eating ceviche.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	Oh, I should do that.
	Yes.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations for eating Ceviche.
	That's absolutely true.
	That's absolutely true.
	This is some good stuff going on here and what's happening, and I really appreciate it.
	You know, one of the things I think is funny about this next segment, which is just you, which is just like interesting things that we see going on in the community here.
	I do want to, we're going to get into Brittany Griner.
	So, let's talk about this.
	All right.
	Brittany Griner is back on the chopping block.
	Now, I think I famously brought up the fact that I thought Brittany Griner is an intersex.
	And for those that are not familiar with what intersex is or what intersex means, it's that Brittany Griner, I believe, has both male and female chromosomes.
	I think that Brittany, considering that Brittany calls herself she and says that she's a lesbian but has no breast tissue and and has the voice of a giant deeper than me, I'm assuming that either A, Brittany has a vagina, which I don't know why that's important, or B, inverted testicles, or C, had reassignment surgery to correct issues.
	Now, if Brittany is intersex, there's no reason to really dog on her or like call her a him or make fun of someone because having a genetic disability is actually challenging and I'm sure it'd be really frustrating to learn how to fit in.
	But if that's not the case, like if I'm wrong and that's not the case at all, then I'm not entirely sure what we should say here or what's going on here.
	I don't know in the chat, I'm going to ask you guys what you guys think.
	It's called Grinder, Brittany Griner.
	Well, if you are saying that Brittany's a dude, but Brittany could be a dude and a chick.
	Like that's a real thing, right?
	There's XXY chromosomes.
	It's true.
	There's actually almost infinite variations in some ways of XXXXY.
	There's lots of different sex chromosomes.
	If you don't understand chromosomal theory, that's totally okay.
	And that's not a big deal.
	Maybe one day we can explain it on here.
	But Brittany Griner, a lot of you have never heard her voice.
	And I say her just because that's, I'm assuming this is a girl that is intersex.
	Check this out.
	This is wild.
	Good morning, Brittany.
	I'm Bill Roden from ASPN AndScape.
	It's really great to see you.
	It's good to know the prayers have been answered.
	Good question.
	You've always represented so much throughout your entire career by access and, you know, being able to do stuff.
	And I hate to put one more thing on your plate, but there are a number of states who are aggressively moving to prevent transgender athletes playing.
	And I was wondering, again, I'd hate to put one more thing on your plate, but in terms of you're on your radar, where is that?
	You're going to have a tremendous platform, but where is that going to be on your radar in terms of advocating for athletes, all athletes, transgender athletes to be able to play?
	Oh, I mean, that ranks high on the list of things that I'll be fighting for and speaking up against.
	You know, everyone deserves the right to play.
	Everyone deserves the right to come here, sit in these seats, and feel safe and not feel like there's a threat or they can't be who they are or like it's just all eyes on them.
	So I think it's a crime, honestly, to Separate someone for any reason.
	So I definitely will be speaking up against those that was it me or was it this?
	Let's see.
	Let me see, Senator Fox.
	Brittany Greiner, male prison, Russia.
	I don't even know if she was put in a male prison, but that brings up the question.
	You know, if that's a girl, then you guys got to stop dogging me for my voice as a guy, because apparently we can both swap voices.
	Brittany and I should swap voices.
	I've got a Valley girl voice from Los Angeles.
	Then I feel like I could swap voices with Brittany and we'd probably make more sense.
	But I also understand, like, guys, I know it's like funny to make fun of people, and I'm like, totally all for it.
	I just think the funny thing is that we traded a warlord for Britney to Russia.
	Like, think about that.
	And then the way that the journalist is like, oh, I'm so respectful to you.
	Like, they're worshiping her feet.
	Like, it's like some great person.
	And the only reason why we know Britney Griner is because they brought drugs into Russia.
	No, I've never even seen Britney play basketball.
	I have no idea about any of this.
	All I think is that this is the weirdest thing that this is one of America's heroes.
	And I find that to be very interesting.
	That America's heroes are drug users who go to prison in foreign countries, come back, and then we find out we don't even understand what gender they are.
	They're like genderless drug people.
	I don't know.
	It's a weird thing.
	It's a weird thing.
	And I was also reminded in the midst of that as well, too, of something that someone brought up that I also find to be a very interesting argument.
	And this is a couple of our fat activists.
	I just want to end with this.
	A lot of you guys asked me for good material.
	You guys are like, man, I really wish you could, like, you know, turn me on a little bit.
	Wow.
	That is a transformation.
	That's literally transforming my stomach from the inside to the outside.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, yeah, that's transformed this show from informative to, I don't even know, into tectonic level.
	You know what I mean?
	I can feel the ground shaking.
	That is so interesting.
	Oh, you want falsetto?
	I don't know where falsetto is falsetto in here.
	I don't know where false.
	Kez usually controls falsetto.
	So it's hard for me to know if we still.
	Start talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I, fuck y'all.
	Like, ooh, ooh, baby.
	Yeah, well, that is what we have.
	That is, that is falsetto in a few years.
	Those people stepped on the falsetto mini little people, whatever they're called, mini-me's.
	They're mini-mis.
	If they stepped on them, we'd have a serious problem.
	We'd have a very serious problem.
	We have a serious issue on our hands.
	A very serious issue.
	Am I right or am I right?
	America is back, baby.
	Now, I actually brought a new prop.
	So I brought a new prop.
	Let me see if I can get my, let me put this on.
	This is for the next segment.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	I bought a new prop for the next segment.
	And I think I'm going to be doing the next segment always with this on.
	Just because I feel like I need to be a little more cultured.
	You know what I mean?
	A little more a little more Shazam.
	Kez has one too, but we're not going to be using it here.
	But I feel like this is what I'm going to be using.
	As you guys know, we're going to be looking at a little bit of what's going on in the culture war and what's happening here with the hmm segment, where we just make observations and talk about things.
	I got bronchitis.
	Ain't nobody got time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting time.
	Ain't nobody getting time.
	Ain't nobody getting time for that.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	I don't know if you guys know this, but the Museum of African American History has decided to put an outfit from the first black astronaut inside their museum.
	This is the aviation outfit from the first black astronaut in the black community.
	They're putting up in the museum to remember the history of the black community and the power and the inspiration that it brings.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	That's actually Trayvon Martin.
	And the guy who was with George Zimmerman, remember?
	He was the good kid that was pew-pewed down or shot down with Skittles in his pocket.
	That's a really interesting development.
	It was ruled a self-defense case.
	Zimmerman got off.
	But most importantly, this is what African American history now is, is just a constant victimhood of idolizing people who have accomplished nothing and have only divided the country even further.
	That's really crazy, right?
	That a museum wants to remember Trayvon Martin.
	Like, you know, they want to remember Trayvon Martin.
	This is part of the power struggle.
	This is absolutely incredible.
	It's incredible.
	I'm absolutely blown away by the fact that this exists and that this is happening.
	But I'm not surprised.
	And I don't think you are either.
	I don't think any of us are surprised.
	Do we not miss Kez not being in the shot?
	I feel like I miss her already.
	It's just so sad.
	Plus, I'm so sick.
	Like, I got sick on Saturday.
	I can't even smell anything.
	I like pressure my face.
	So hopefully this week will be good.
	We have shows lined up all week, actually, on what's going on.
	And so we'll do a great return back into the nonsense.
	I know.
	I know.
	I miss Kez.
	She's breastfeeding, though.
	Mama duties first.
	mama duties first i can't wear my headphones with this because it's like well i guess i could yeah Yeah.
	Look.
	What's up?
	What's up, Joquelin?
	What's up, Jaquillin?
	How you doing?
	But on the side note, that is just part of that segment because we've been going for a little bit too long.
	How long have we actually been streaming?
	I don't even know.
	I don't even know how long we've been streaming for.
	We've been streaming for a while, have we not?
	We have been.
	Oh, I see we have good ads on our videos now.
	That's also good, too.
	That's really great to hear.
	But bringing that in, Minnie Elijah is out there sucking on some titties.
	Like, you want to meet Gal and me.
	I don't want time.
	All right, we also got a super chat here on locals.
	Don't forget that you can support at locals.com.
	You can join the exclusive chat, and I'll have it all set up next time.
	I just ran into a lot of trouble relaunching the program here today.
	This from the George says, says this dude was speaking at an AA meeting on Friday and said, when I first came in, I thought you all were a bunch of faggots in front of 50 people and everyone laughed.
	People do still have a sense of humor.
	Yeah, but also people at AA are pretty cool too.
	Like people in recovery programs and stuff usually admit they have problems and that's better than most people in society who can't admit they have a problem, right?
	It's like they just don't admit they have a problem.
	It's like they just don't admit they have a problem.
	They're just like, I don't have a problem.
	It doesn't really matter.
	So who knows what's really going on?
	Who knows what's actually happening?
	We will see, but I appreciate you guys who are in the chat.
	For now on, we're going to be heading over to locals only.
	So thank you guys so much for watching at Rumble.
	I will see you guys on Wednesday for another episode of this.
	We're going to get the energy up.
	We're going to get it cranking.
	I have some guests lined up over the next few weeks as well.
	So we're getting back into that.
	And we're moving in that direction.
	It's just going to take a little bit of time to get rolling again and to get everything going with content.
	But we got a bunch of new pre-recorded content that's going up on the YouTube as well.
	So make sure that you're following.
	Make sure that you're following along and that you keep interested in what's happening.
	Because I really love you guys.
	I really appreciate you guys.
	And I will see you soon to everyone that's on Rumble.
	I will see you over on locals in just a moment.
	Oh, there's the.
	I forgot that we have this graphic.

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