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Far Left TERRORISTS Get REKT - ATTACK CHARLIE KIRK !

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Well, it turns out in a series of events, Antifa gets wrecked after attacking Charlie Kirk in another major riot at a California university.
The banks are collapsing.
And of course, there is a mystery country that seems to always be involved.
We're going to be laughing at insane things, including a training video for parents to affirm the gender of their three-year-olds from an American hospital.
And we have a guest on tonight who has a new documentary out we'll talk about later.
It is approximately 10.30 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Apologies as our computer crashed.
Let's get down.
I'm not going to make you work on that for so long.
We're not going to go so long tonight.
Kez is not here tonight.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
We do get amazing some laughter, some applause.
I know I'm very famous, a little still clean-shaven.
We've got some crazy stories tonight.
My guest is the director and the creator of the Dividers documentary about Shia LaBeouf.
We will be talking about it tonight.
It is insane.
There's a lot of familiar faces that you might know.
Nick Fuentes is in it, etc.
Josiah, welcome to Nightly Offensive.
Thanks for having me.
All right.
Look at that.
Confetti.
And you don't get, you actually don't get a name badge because your button doesn't work right now.
So unfortunately, we're just in that, we're just in the position where the buttons don't work, and we have to go with what we have to go with.
You know, we're going to talk about your documentary later in the show, but we've got to get into the story for today.
Obviously, everyone knows we start by talking about the Matrix and what's been going on.
And I thought nothing better reminded me of exactly kind of the topics we're talking about in the simulation than this image that Jack Pasobic put up, which is a homeless guy.
And he's got it.
He's like sleeping in his shit.
And he is playing with his Oculus.
And I don't think there's any better way to kick off this show and remind us exactly where, exactly where we're headed.
First of all, you look good there.
Since this picture was taken, let me see you shaved.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait.
This is.
I just imagine this guy is watching VR Paul and he's holding all his belongings so he could get.
Oh, I probably shouldn't say no, you can.
You can because in in Los Angeles, the first penis Kez saw was actually a black man.
He was very large and yeah, and he was just masturbating on the side of the road.
Hey, that's the land of the free man.
Freedom of expression.
Freedom of expression.
Well guys, you do know, as we jump into this uh, we got to talk about the matrix, because things are getting kind of crazy.
So let's talk about Antifa at UC Davis with Charlie Kirk.
Well, I know it's not any shocker to you guys, but Antifa went into a full-fledged riot over the weekend here at a Charlie Kirk event.
I guess it was over the weekday.
I don't know what the date is.
And the team from Frontlines, Drew Hernandez, Kalen Dalmeida, and the rest of the crew were out there to capture the events that were happening.
And the thing is is, I think it's 2023 and I feel like I thought, like Antifa's, it's over right, like it, this is not.
I don't feel like Antifa matters anymore.
I thought they're not relevant, I thought they stopped doing this.
But like they're at, this is actually we're gonna look at this.
This is a full-blown riot.
Like they, they waged a 2017 Milo Yiannopoulos uh, UC Berkeley level riot at UC Davis.
They've been doing a lot.
They got there's always more universities to burn down.
I guess i'm not even mad though i'm not even mad.
I'm not mad about it, but I do want to jump into into this.
So this is a kind of irrelevant, but it's also true.
Again, this is from uh, this is from Rebecca Br.
Rebecca Bannon um, she was just bringing up uh, the fact that well okay, so I didn't mean to cut off the Turning Point logo, that's just the.
This is front lines with Drew Hernandez and Turning Point USA, and basically it started off pretty normally.
There was just a normal afternoon on a college campus right, so you have farms like a normal afternoon on a college campus in the Usa.
It's like exactly it's so it's a, it's a afternoon and I just went on online.
I'm like I guess it's just a tuesday or a wednesday or whatever the day was, and it like it turns out that in this is, by the way, you see Davis, this is northern California.
It's like we are literally post pandemic and they're back out and also you notice they're still wearing masks, like if you see that guy in the back corner there and the other guy, and they're still using anonymity to fight back.
And I just don't feel like we've gotten into and made any progress as a country, because you thought when the pandemic ended, maybe we stopped the far left violence, but now it just continues and continues and we have more of these people that are just on skirmish lines and nobody cares, they even make the news.
I wonder if the masks has to do with um.
It's a good excuse, Excuse to hide your identity, right?
That's, I always thought, there's still people wearing masks everywhere.
It's a great way to commit crimes.
Maybe, but I don't know, because they all got the classic Hong Kong umbrella umbrellas.
That is where they got it, right?
They learned it from Hong Kong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And sorry about the sweat.
It is really hot in here.
I don't know why the air is like, it's like it's 198 degrees outside.
We're just like sweating in front of heat lamps, but we do this for you guys.
But that's also, I guess it's winter out there, right?
They're in winter, so that would make sense why they're in this clothing.
But it does, it actually escalates like pretty badly.
So I was tracking this, and I think they're from Rebecca.
Yeah, Rebecca Brannon, she's the new reporter there for Frontlines.
And then Antifa just goes around and they started attacking like UC Davis students, apparently.
So this is also from Rebecca.
If you want to follow her, by the way, you can follow her directly on her Twitter, Rebecca Brannon at RebsBrannon.
I feel bad because it keeps cutting off their watermark and I think it's illegal.
I think we get sued for that.
But Drew, don't sue us for that.
Yeah, but basically, this guy's trying to get through to the event.
Let's go.
Let's pause that for a second.
Why is it that our side is always like, look at this?
Yeah, that guy's messing around.
That's awesome.
I want to see that happen.
What is he threatening, like 10 people at the same time?
I think he could win, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I saw, who was that other one that was going around recently, that reporter?
It was another man on the street reporter.
Oh!
And he's like, let's go.
I know him.
I know him from Los Angeles.
It was What's Up with Brandon?
Or it was Brandon.
Yeah.
I think so.
I think so.
And he's just like, he's like, you want to go?
Dude, he was.
Okay, so he's a really nice guy, actually.
I know him.
And so by no means am I like, I'm actually opposite saying this is awesome, but like also saying, like, he, this guy, like, he becomes a street reporter, right?
And like, he, I think he got taken off of YouTube because he goes to like a gay parade in LA.
There's like this Mexican mom, and she's got like her son.
And he's like, so why are you with your son?
And he's like, she's like, yeah, I'm with my son because he is like, he's guya na guanto seporum.
He's like, I forget what he said, but he's like, this is demonic.
This is evil.
You are a bad parent.
Your kid's homosexual.
And so it's like, like, badgering this woman.
He's like, samosexual go to hell or something like that.
And he starts like badgering this like woman with her kid.
And it's very funny, though.
I thought it was hilarious.
And then YouTube like took it down for hate, their hate policy.
And then he like, and then he like, I went to like two other events with this guy.
And every time I turned around, he was fighting somebody in the crowd, beating the shit out of like this.
Like, hey, this is the wrong answer, bitch.
He kept the mic in his hand.
So he's got the mic.
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he's brawling with the mic still in his hand.
I would play it, but I think it's age-restricted on YouTube.
Maybe, oh, you know what?
We'll play it in the hmm section.
Later in the show, we will play it.
But like, I feel like that's the confidence that our people bring, though, right?
You always have this level of like, they're just ready to go.
He's just ready to go.
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This actually gets better.
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So, it does get crazier, though, because as we jump into this, I think the police, oh, yeah, they actually broke into the building.
So, this is what happens.
It escalates into a riot.
And I don't know if you saw any of this footage.
Did you see this?
No, I haven't seen this first time.
Okay.
Live reaction.
Live reaction.
What is why is it so hot in here?
Sheesh.
Isn't that the floodlight you got up there?
I don't know.
Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
They actually start breaking in
Well, oh cameraman, right Like, come on, dude.
Yeah, yeah. That is intimidating.
That sounds intimidating.
Okay.
Damn.
I feel like that's illegal.
I don't know.
What's the beef?
What was the grievance?
Why were they riding?
I didn't even get that.
Okay.
So that's a good question.
I try to figure it out, too.
So Charlie Kirk was speaking there.
Oh, okay.
You're like, I was trying to figure out what was going on.
I didn't.
Okay.
I did figure it out, though.
If you actually want to know.
Yes.
Let me see if I love how I just have something.
Article, Jews Transferring Money.
We'll get to that in a little bit.
But apparently, the dean of the school made a video.
It's here.
And Charlie Kirk responds to it.
So I never saw the original video.
But before Charlie Kirk came onto the campus, the dean said this.
And he's a black affirmative action guy.
But apparently he made some claims about Charlie.
I've actually never asked a friend why it happened and they sent me this video.
And we're going to watch it together and find out what he said.
All right.
Three of you have reached out to me and others regarding tonight's event.
Turning to the city.
That's right.
We are registered.
TPUSA at UC Davis.
Thank you for sharing your distress at a student group hosting a speaker who is a well-documented proponent of misinformation and hate and who has advocated for violence against transgender people.
I've never done that.
That is a lie.
We might sue you for that.
Campuses may not prohibit student organizations such as TPUSA because of that pescato First Amendment.
Even if the speaker's intended speech is loathsome and hurtful to loathsome others in our campus community.
With respect to concerns related to violence, UC policy permits denial of requests if the speaker will present a clear and present danger to the campus.
If I present a clear and present danger, that there is a similarly heavy burden for criminal prosecution for incitement of violence.
Please be assured that we are monitoring the event.
Monitoring Wrong.
That's what he's saying.
He's got to be really careful.
As a president or chancellor or whatever of a university, he's supposed to remain neutral.
This doesn't sound neutral.
This could be interpreted in a courtroom as trying to use power, trying to use influence to restrict somebody's First Amendment rights.
They're the violent ones over.
Okay, so I think I missed.
They basically said some lies, right?
I think they said Charlie Cook was calling for people to kill trans people or like as incitement to violence.
Did you're about you were about to literally make so many new Charlie Kirk fans if that was true.
But unfortunately, it's not.
Well, unfortunately, it's not.
Kill this group, kill that group.
I don't know.
Charlie Kirk's wild.
Yeah, like Charlie, if Charlie Kirk is far right, then we have a serious problem on our hands.
Yeah.
Because Charlie Kirk, Turning Point, this is the event.
They do good work.
Okay.
They do great work on college campuses.
I don't know.
That's a bad freeze frame.
Charlie, I know Charlie personally.
I've always supported Turning Point.
I think they do good work.
But they're definitely like a gateway, you know, a gateway drug into politics, right?
I mean, this is what they're not far right by any means.
And I would say they're actually probably intentionally more moderate than they should be.
Because they're very mainstream.
I felt very mainstream.
Yeah.
Because, you know, it's like, I mean, they literally, they literally promote like other countries and stuff.
Like, it's a very open organization.
They have like gay black conventions and stuff.
I mean, and you do you.
I'm not talking shit.
I just meant it's kind of like, I think they're going to have to sue probably because this technically endangered his life.
I'm not trying to bitch about it, but I'm just saying, like, realistically speaking, if you said something that incited violence and it's not, like, if they said Trump should have gone to jail for inciting January 6th, then this guy should go to jail for inciting the insurrection erection thing.
Yeah, that's that.
That did remind me of January 6th.
You keep breaking the glass.
I was waiting for someone to shoot someone.
Sorry, I was trying to laugh.
It's easy as a foreigner to laugh about January 6th because I'm not American.
It is funny.
No, it actually, it actually, it actually, dude, I told somebody I remember one of my favorite things from January 6th was there's this reporter.
I'm not going to say who he's with.
He's like, I have footage of you.
I have footage of you like telling the people to like stand down or stand behind you or whatever.
I go, dude, I was telling, I got video of you coordinating with the rioters.
And I go, dog, we were in a hallway going into the chamber of the United States Capitol building.
I wasn't coordinating with them.
I was trying not to die.
I'm in the front of a group and they're trying to barge further into a building with guys with rifles.
I wasn't coordinating.
I don't want to get shot because I'm in the front and I'm like, I thought we were going to die.
So I was like, you guys just stand back.
Like, don't.
I'm just like, I was trying to get through with my badge.
And he's like, you coordinated.
And I was like, when you have, they had, they didn't shoot.
They did.
They killed one person, though.
They did kill them.
Yeah, they did kill them.
They killed a few people.
They killed one person and later suicided.
Yeah, they pushed someone off the wall and then they squished this woman.
No, didn't like two or three cops commit suicide afterwards?
I think one of the cops died from natural causes and I think a couple of the cops were suicided.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Probably nothing weird about that.
Like, did you see that?
That like the lawyer that was involved with like Clinton and the Epsteins, how she accidentally died from complications due to turbulence and air in her private jet.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Turbulence is crazy.
That's the thing.
People don't realize in Europe, people die from turbulence all the time.
Yeah, it's like, it was like this key executive legal person involved with Epstein and the Clintons.
This is just last week, by the way.
This is so crazy.
Died suddenly.
I'm like, oh, from the vaccine due to complications due to turbulence, mid-air, and her private jet.
They go, oh, she was in a private jet.
Let me see.
That's what I read some.
Let me see what it said.
Let me get the exact terms.
Big Russian guy hiding in the baggage compartment.
Yeah, exact story.
Yeah, she choked us.
Yes.
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Got him.
It's not funny, but like, I mean, that's like, that's pretty crazy.
They're getting so obvious with it.
That's the thing.
Someone broke her necks.
They were saying in the chat.
Like, her neck was broken.
Oh, really?
During turbulence, yeah.
They broke her neck.
I just picture her flying up and hitting her head against the ceiling.
Yeah.
Dude, sorry.
This isn't funny.
But it is funny.
It's hilarious.
It's also where the Jan 6th thing, like, I don't know how you feel having been there personally, but I'm...
I don't, like, own it.
Like, it's not my event.
I feel like my mom died or something.
It's like, no, no, no.
Now there's all new footage coming out, and it's in the news again, but Americans are very...
I understand Americans are going to take it a lot more seriously, but I just, like, remember watching...
I watched it happen live with my brother, and all we did was just laugh the entire entire time.
Just kind of like, yo, these guys are pissed off.
Whoa, Americans.
Because I don't know.
Australians don't get that rowdy about politics.
Not at all.
No.
I mean, that was even crazy to see some of the protein.
They tried to call them riots.
They were like, oh, yeah, mate.
They're rioting in the streets over the vaccines.
And you're like, those were not riots, dude.
Those people jumping over a police line and getting pepper sprayed.
That's tame for the U.S.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, we had those major, major demonstrations in Melbourne and Canberra against the COVID mandates, all the lockdowns and the vaccine mandates and all that.
And like, no one had, no one had ever seen anything like that ever.
Like Australians just aren't.
They're just like, oh, shit, we're right, man.
The politicians are like doing dodgy stuff.
Like, oh, he's probably doing his best, mate.
Yeah, and they, and then they like, then I think whenever they recently got caught for corruption, but then made a law that you can't investigate corrupt politicians or something like that.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
They got caught here and they were like, but we just made a new law.
No, mate.
It's illegal to investigate.
Don't do that, mate.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, dude, like, I just talk to people out here.
Like, it's like, they don't even think about politics.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, dude, like, hey, remember when they just had like barriers up between like this, this one city here is split between two borders and they literally put up barricades and like people couldn't go to work and stuff.
And I like bring it up to strangers, like, hey, did we just like a year ago?
They had like borders up and you guys like put like border security.
You couldn't like cross the border.
And they're like, yeah, it was like, yeah, it was not, it was kind of complicated and like, it's hard to get to work.
Like, yeah, they barred you from like working.
Oh, yeah, but we're open now.
You're like.
Did they do that in America about locking down state borders?
No, Yeah, that was, but you also are in, I don't want to dox it.
No, don't dox it.
we're in a good part the part that we're in tends the people here tend to be a lot less they're a lot more laid back and a lot less like uh even interested in politics so Dude, they don't even work.
No one here works.
Didn't I say, I was like, oh, yeah, I want to take you someplace for food or whatever before.
And it was like, yeah, you're like, well, let's go after.
I'm like, well, it actually closes at 2 p.m.
And that's late.
What place do people close?
What do they not work?
And they're all lazy and they don't care about politics.
So people know that I'm on the coast, but I mean like I'm just not going to tell exactly.
And I've ran into a couple SOBs, a couple slightly offensive backers.
Really?
Yes, yes.
I've ran into some out like nearby.
Yes, and then you watched the show and I said, please do not tell people where I am.
Thank you very much.
Wow, that's crazy.
It's a guy on the beach.
It's like, oh, bloody hell.
Long just shape.
What are you doing out here?
I'm like, it's like, I knew you in here.
I was like, just go.
I mean, hey, what's up, man?
I'm not actually real.
I was like, what's up?
Please just don't tell anyone where you saw me.
Thank you.
What are you doing here?
On the beach.
All right, this is also from Drew Hernandez.
If you're just joining the live stream, this is what ended up happening.
Look at this little like fat woman.
I've got the leg.
It's like the diversity higher.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
It's so... I don't...
So, yeah, they write it.
They broke into the building.
We saw that they broke the glass.
They ended up all getting wrecked and getting arrested.
And it's like, I don't know what they're hoping to accomplish long term with this stuff.
Like, this is one of the crazy things about leftists.
And I think it's kind of interesting as we, you know, I want to talk a little bit about your film as we get through this.
But it's like, it has been since Trump's presidency began, there has been like this very bizarre tribalism where you have people like this.
And by the way, I just remind you, this is from Frontlines, Drew Hernandez.
This was by Rebecca as well.
But they get together, they cause problems.
They feel like they're doing something, but nothing changes.
Like, I don't know what they're fighting for because they control the institutions.
They control the college.
They control the media.
They control Hollywood.
They control the music industry.
Like, they're in every bit of power.
They're in the NGOs, like the UN.
They are in the WEF.
I mean, their idea and the world they want.
This is it right there.
That's what.
See this girl here getting arrested with the mod on.
She's got mod.
She's got a backpack.
She's got a mask.
That I think is exactly what they want.
They want that photo to put on their Instagram of, look, I'm fighting the man.
They want to be cool.
I think most of this is they want to be cool.
And getting beat up by cops.
I guess like you do look kind of cool.
Like, you would look cool to your friends.
Like, hey, what did you do last week?
Oh, just fighting for equality, asshole.
What did you do?
Oh, me?
Last weekend, what was I doing?
Fighting with the cops for equality?
Sorry, I didn't even put this out on, but this is another angle of it elsewhere from Frontlines.
Thank you.
Thank you for putting your watermark where it shows up on our screen so we don't get sued for showing this.
But I, yeah, I do think they do it for the Graham.
They definitely do it for the Graham.
And they're Spray planting a trans flag on the college.
Like, bro, this is UC Davis.
It's the most woke place that you could possibly go in your entire life.
These guys are so cool.
Look at this.
What do they say?
Wait, what are they?
Did he say sign in?
I see a press tag.
Oh, watch out.
You can't be on this one.
Yeah, I can't be on this one.
I promise you that I can.
I work for 24 hours.
Scram, buddy.
Do you see your wristband?
Do you have your wristband on?
I love that I think it's like, we're like at the Ukraine border, like, who do you work for?
It's like dude, you're just a guy in a mask and you bought a beanie from Walmart and you're spray painting a trans flag.
This is UC Davis.
This is a college.
There's literally probably the only place in all of the state of California that maybe, maybe perhaps they don't agree with the trans ideology is just in that building in the entire state, not just like in the campus.
And you can go in there if you're trans.
They even invite you to speak and ask questions and to like be involved.
And then they're like, and this is what they're, this is what they're doing.
They're doing it for social media presence.
Like, this is not real activism.
I call it claptivism because they're just looking for people to give them attention.
Well, this is like, did you hear that when you said scram, buddy?
Hey, scram, buddy.
But this is like, this is actually kind of, there's a lot of, I think, this that gets into it with my documentary, actually.
But the idea that I think young people just don't, no, they don't have anything to live for anymore.
Like, they're not, like, educated in having some sort of purpose.
They want to have a purpose and they want to have a meaning.
And so they don't know how to do that.
And so they just join these, like, groups.
Like, I think that's, like, yeah, like, you join, like, what do you do?
If you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something meaningful, you just join, you become a furry and you go, oh, yeah, I'm a furry.
Or you join a fandom, right?
I'm part of the Star Wars fandom or whatever.
you join this i'm part of the i'm part of the i am against poverty oppression and war fandom Hey, I think war, hey, ever heard of war?
I don't like that.
Ever heard of poverty?
Yeah.
I'm against that.
Ever heard of oppression?
Hey.
Listen.
You ever heard of oppression?
I don't like oppression.
I don't like.
You ever seen a little guy getting beat up?
I'll fight for a little guy.
Why did you pick on some of your own sense?
Scream, scream, buddy.
Dude, you know, you can really hear the extradoll, like, hormone blockers coming through, like, scream, buddy!
It's like, but okay, but this is, this is a problem, and I feel like a lot of this actually, this activism is coming together, came from what your documentary is about, which, of course, would be that the He Will Not Divide Us art project that Shia LaBeouf put together that sort of brought in this getting together and this activism against Donald Trump.
It was the Trump derangement syndrome.
And as we talk about it a little bit, and we go into the next, what we're going to talk about a little bit later as well, I just want to play some of the commercial for it so you guys can check it out.
The link's in the description.
And it's the, what's the full URL?
It's in the description.
www.thedividers documentary.com.
Link in description.
Yeah, and I want to show you this because this is where it all started.
It started with this same bullshit in a major city, and this is all about Trump derangement syndrome and these people who came together.
Sam Hyde's in it, Fuentes is in it, a lot of people, but this is basically what happened.
Wrong.
You know Shia LaBeouf?
He will not divide us.
Bad actor.
He will not divide us is a project created by Shia LaBeouf, Ronco, and Turner.
He will not divide us.
They installed a camera on a museum's ward in New York.
This art installation that goes 24 hours where people go there and chant, he will not divide us.
He will not divide us.
It was a weird time, and that was a very bizarre reaction of the election.
Nice art retard.
You fucking retard.
Got posted on a couple of different boards on 4chan.
People were daring each other.
You're in that area.
Please go to that live stream and do something.
There are people coming in from all over to troll the shit out of Shia.
He will not shut the fire up!
Just shut the fuck up!
When the internet sees you get overly sensitive about something, they're just gonna keep on doing it.
Hey, Shia, Hiller did nothing wrong.
He put a camera out there to have people come and express themselves.
And that's what he got.
This dude is losing it, dude.
He's losing it.
Police were stationed around the museum 24 hours a day.
It was insane.
He ended up assaulting somebody else.
And I think got arrested for that.
It came from the museum that, all right, we're not hosting this anymore.
There's going to be violence.
And then all of a sudden, we turn on the stream.
White waving flag.
He will not divide us.
There were some footnotes on the bottom of the site.
Undisclosed location.
Oh, you're not going to tell us location?
Challenge accepted.
Now, there is absolutely one goal in mind for each party.
Capture the flag or lose the flag.
We really didn't have much to work with.
All you need is one clue.
It turned into like this army, you know, this corps of researchers and everything.
We're going to find this thing.
The point of the flag wasn't about protesting Donald Trump anymore.
It was now just Turner and Shia versus 4chan.
They had to do everything they could to win.
It was like a flag, you know?
It's like, it's cash for the flag.
It's a flag.
I got a call from him asking if I would go down there and shake things up and be an agent provocateur type guy.
No one knows that.
I'm telling him.
I'm telling you now because he owes me money.
Somebody said that it actually didn't start with this.
It started with Harambe.
And that's how we ended up where we're at.
No, but okay, so if you haven't seen this movie, it's absolutely amazing because this is the start of all of this.
Genuinely, you should click the link in the description.
You should send it to people.
It's an amazing documentary.
Support an independent filmmaker and also family member too.
Or something like that.
I don't know.
Or something.
Who knows?
I know.
But you've got to go watch the video.
I don't even care if you turn this off and just go watch it now.
I literally, it's totally fine with me if you do that.
But we're going to talk about that because it did start with that craziness.
They made this random art installation and they went nuts and they lost their minds.
They lost their damn minds.
And I don't think, I don't think it took like years for Shia to ever gain some sanity after that whole experience.
Yeah, very interesting story.
Very famous story.
Just to add on to what you said about the link, if you go to that link, it's at the moment, it's live on Movies Plus.
You can go watch it on Movies Plus, which is a independent, it's like a Netflix alternative.
It has a lot of great documentaries on there that are made by like outside of the mainstream.
So you've got the Red Pillar, you got the Jordan Peterson documentary, Alex's War, a lot of really great films.
They're like one of the only platforms who aren't doing censorship.
So you can go, I think it's only $5 a month or something like that.
But you can, if you use the code Dividers, code DIVIDES, when you sign up, you'll get a discount.
Well, it seems like a lot of people, make sure you do watch that because we will talk about that.
And it's an amazing film.
And I do want to say, we will talk about some funny things as well because that was The Matrix.
That was a very long segment for The Matrix, but it's worth it because we love going to that.
We got to talk about some funny things.
We got to laugh a little bit.
We always got to look at some of the crazy stuff.
Let's have some fun.
Shiver me, Timbers.
Shiver me quick.
Look who is transferring billions of dollars out of collapsed U.S. banks.
Israeli firm transferred $1 billion out of the Silicon Valley Bank to Israel before being seized by the feds.
How did they do that?
The joke is, is that was crazy.
Of all the people that would have been involved in a sketchy bank deal, who would have known it would have been the Jews?
I would have been my last guess.
I'm not into that stuff.
I don't really, I tend not to, I tend not to think about it.
But Janet Yellen's looking hot.
She's looking good.
She's not out of her prime.
Remember that?
She's not out of her prime.
She's looking good.
And I thought this was funny because it's sad and our country's falling apart.
Dude, who kind of hookups?
Who got the hookup with the $1 billion?
Who got the tip off?
I'm going to say I think Janet Yellen probably required a little more than just the tip off of somebody, you know what I'm saying?
To get that deal passed through.
But it was funny.
They let Israel siphon some money, Israeli banks from our banks.
So I guess the chat's enjoying this.
Don't let Kanye West find out about this.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that's not even part of the joke.
But I just wanted to point that out because I thought that was actually very, very, very funny.
On top of that, this is all more just like dark humor.
The bank, SBV, that collapsed, I went to go try to find videos of the bank.
And I'm like, I wonder why this bank collapsed.
Because you know that they were sort of like all the funding for climate emergency.
Like this is where all the ESG and green money was.
And I went ahead and looked up, I was watching MSNBC and I saw they were talking about their investment committee that sort of fumbled the bag, you know?
And they put up a picture of the entire investment team and this was them.
It was an all is Bryn Talk, Karen Firestone, Shannon Sequoia, and Jenny Harrington.
So it was an all it was a diversity all-female investment team that accidentally messed up the investments for the bank.
I'm not joking.
That just looks like every HR department from every company.
Oh, yeah.
It's a big L for white women today.
That's a big L.
Yeah.
And that's the problem when you go work with HR is you already know you're screwed and you walk in when they're like, like, I am, I am actually, like, I am not joking.
Anytime I've ever dealt with an HR department, it's the most feminist woman who's like, so what are your thoughts on women?
And they ask you questions like that.
Oh, and yeah.
And so the problem is, is I've seen this in every company because people don't get into HR unless like they're usually diversity hires.
And so we have a new podcast coming out tomorrow talking about DEI diversity, equity, and inclusion with a non-controversial guest called No White Guilt.
So it's very non-controversial, very normal episode, not difficult, but HR departments are crazy.
But then I literally found this other video that is out there that are crazy.
They're always crazy.
This is one of the executives.
Scott Shea, chairman of Signature Bank, and it is a pleasure for me to welcome you to this multimedia, multicasted, multi-spatial meeting of the Pride Council.
And I'm just to clarify, this is the second bank that was going under signature.
And I went to look up why they went under, and all the video that I could find was the executive teaching staff up for their pronouns.
Oh, this is from a meeting, an internal meeting of the construct.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Correct.
So I just found that funny.
Oh, that's the whole thing.
There are about 40 people in the room.
I understand there are something like 190 people at watch parties.
So hi to you all at the watch parties.
The most common pronouns that folks are familiar with are she and he.
Becoming much more common.
And I don't know if there's anyone in the signature bank world, but probably you have clients that use they, them as pronouns.
They're gender neutral pronouns on purpose.
We talked about folks that are non-binary that intentionally don't identify as male or female.
So some of those folks use they them.
Why don't I always say this?
Why does everybody that's teaching me about pronouns sound like they just stuck a giant wave of helium?
Like I does he look like gay Hitler.
Oh y'all.
Y'all.
I didn't say slezy Jews.
I meant slay.
Like, you know, slay.
The Jews got style.
I don't mean actually kill them.
Does he have, look at his mustache?
Does he have one of those Hitler?
Imagine Hitler is just a drama queen and like he didn't even mean for the Holocaust to happen.
He's just like, slay the Jews, you know, and he's like really a fan of like Jewish gay culture.
You know, because the Jews, they do bring like a lot of the gay culture and stuff to like societies and he could have been a big fan of it.
He could have been, yeah.
And then maybe he was saying slay the slay the Jews like he was really into the gay stuff, you know?
That's a theory I haven't heard.
And then they mistook it and then we now we have to hear about it every six weeks in school.
So that's that's the truth.
I wonder.
Also, just my name was listed as a pronoun.
That's like I kind of like how passive aggressive that is.
It's like, hey, what can I call you?
Just my name.
It sounds like a passive aggressive.
To be completely honest, though, that's why when people tell me, like, oh, go get a real job.
And I go, this is a job.
So what do you mean by go get a real job?
I could be a diversity, equity, inclusion pronoun teacher.
This guy has a real job.
It's pretty freaking genius if you think about it, though.
Like, like, that's what I said about the woke doctrine that I think is cool.
Woke, since someone recently couldn't define it, I've always just defined basically woke as a lifestyle, current lifestyle based on political correctness.
So this idea of doing whatever is the next thing.
I believe in the next thing and I trust the next thing and I am the next thing and I'm excited.
And I don't hate on people because people suck dick for crack.
So meaning like this is easier.
This is easier.
It happens.
You know, sometimes you get a crack addiction and you get the opposite of the crack.
But I'm just saying like this is not a bad way to make money.
It's like you can literally get paid to walk into a room and just talk about Z-Zer pronouns.
It's kind of genius.
Oh yeah, 100%.
And did you see that?
There was a big report that came out with, because you know, Silicon Valley with SBV bank going on, they've been having layoffs and issues for a while.
Really?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And this report came out.
Yeah, it was like a few months ago.
It was like 10,000.
Google was firing 10,000.
Facebook was firing 10,000.
But they had this report that came out where they were looking at all the departments in companies to see which was the most like the first to go.
And they basically just were like firing off all the diversity and inclusion departments.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
No, I use that in the podcast.
It's come out tomorrow.
We talked about that.
Like, they've cut all the diversity hires in every company.
They're just cutting them because they don't do anything.
Oh, yeah.
And then the people, like, the commentators are coming out and they're going, what?
What?
Why?
And then they're like, it just makes me think they didn't care about diversity and inclusion this whole time.
It's just, what?
It makes me think, like, diversity and inclusion is the first to go.
Well, they didn't care about that this whole time.
Yeah, it was about money.
Yeah.
Well, to be fair, though, like, like, they keep, they're still trying, though.
And Netflix had some pushback.
I don't know if you saw this.
Netflix came out with a show with a non-binary character, a kid show.
And I saw, like, it got sacked after, like, the first episode of something happened to the show to, like, take it off the air.
A little Cartoon Lion?
Yeah, it's a cow.
Oh, yeah.
But then someone put a clip up of it, and I was like, I'm saying, like, you go, like, if you really cared about diversity, why would you do this?
you're just hurting your end goal I'm sorry I used the wrong name and pronouns Is that the most offensive accent you've ever heard?
I don't know what accent that was.
That's just Scottish?
That was supposed to be Scottish.
That's like posh Edinburgh, Scotland, posh Scottish.
I don't know.
But like, that was not really Scottish.
That was like, it was like a weird.
I'm sorry I didn't use your pronouns.
That's like Professor McGonagall is Scottish, you know, from Harry Potter.
That's, if you want a pop culture reference.
Psycho.
Oh, yeah, the Scots.
Is this a Scottish show?
Because the Scots are wilding out.
I don't know, but I know Netflix canned it.
And I was like, I didn't know how bad it was until I was like, can I watch it one more time?
That was one of the funniest.
What was this?
Who's in the background there?
It's like an astronaut?
What the hell is this?
This is like a fever dream.
Literally, what happened to the good kids shows that were like pretty trippy?
What was it one show that was like, I've watched it on mushrooms a few times.
Adventure Time is the most trippy one.
Oh my gosh.
I have been blitzed out of my mind.
I have been on somewhere else.
And I've watched Adventure Time when I was younger, too.
I've done mushrooms when I was older as well, many times.
But I did it when I was younger.
Maybe you don't want to.
No, me, 14.
Oh, geez.
So not so pretty.
Not that young.
Explains a lot.
Not that young.
I started doing a lot of mushrooms at 14, actually.
And I continued to do them for a long time.
Not good.
I did them a few.
You know what?
I cured my depression with mushrooms.
Really?
Yes.
About a few years ago, I was chronically depressed.
And then I micro-dosed mushrooms.
And then I took a bunch of mushrooms at the very end, tripped in my bedroom for like maybe 20 hours.
I don't know what was happening.
It was really confusing.
And then I was fine.
If anyone depressed is watching this show, go find a drug dealer.
This is medical advice from a lot.
This is not for me.
This is from.
This is medical advice.
You should do this right in front of a police officer.
Try and overdose on mushrooms.
Lock yourself in the room.
Put on adventure time.
You will cure your depression.
Throw away the meds.
Whatever the doctors gave you, throw that away.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright.
No, but no, but I did.
I think that's, I just don't think you should use mushrooms very often, and I don't think that they should be used all the time.
But I think they're a medicine.
I think they're medicine.
I do.
I'm a firm believer that they're a medicine, but I don't think that recreationally it's healthy to be like, just look at me.
It's not healthy to recreationally do a lot of drugs in your life.
Do you have the Alex Jones, what do you think of the Alex Jones take that?
It's like opening up a portal to another dimension and you're like communicating with demons.
Is that?
You did a lot of them.
It's possible.
It's possible.
With the mushrooms, it is definitely possible.
I would say on the flip side, like I'm in a different season of my life right now, and I'm trying to make better choices because I have, I'm basically, mushrooms are not involved in my life right now is what I'm trying to say.
Like, I'm not trying to do mushrooms.
I'm not mad if somebody did them, but I also don't think it's like my goals right now to be closer to God.
I don't see how tripping on mushrooms brings me closer to God in any way.
So that might sound really basic and rudimentary, but that's what I meant.
It's like, that's what I believe with it.
It's like there are, everything I do either brings me closer to God or further away.
I don't think there's like a middle ground.
And I think I'm a human and I'm a man of flesh and I'm trying to do my best.
My best isn't always great.
But at the same time, I definitely don't feel that like, you know, going to Bali and going on a peyote, you know, safari or whatever, you know, in the wilderness is going to necessarily do as much for you, Katie, as not stop, just stop being a feminist bitch, maybe, and go get married and have kids.
And you might find yourself by losing yourself.
I think that's more biblical.
It's like, find yourself by losing yourself.
But I do think that mushrooms could be used in counseling.
I think they could be used to cure depression and micro-dosing.
I think they could be used to treat anxiety.
Don't they use MDMA, I think, to there's like experimental therapy.
Have an awesome time at a concert.
Yeah, people use it.
It was like experimental therapy at a club.
I know, this is crazy therapy.
It was really crazy.
It was like a bait.
I think they use it.
They're using it for veterans, I think.
To help them be like, take this.
That's why it was invented.
You're in the war.
That was why it was invented.
Was for marriage counseling.
That's how it became a drug.
It was made to break down barriers in marriage counseling.
Yeah.
That's like how it was invented was for therapy.
And then it got removed.
Can't fact check on that one.
Someone fact-checked that one.
I don't know about that one, but if that's true, that's wild.
Yeah, no, but I think that's the truth.
I do.
But I think someone's like, get my brother in Christ get high on the Holy Spirit.
No, I don't think getting high is like productive.
It doesn't lead you the most productive life.
And that's all I think.
And I think that's kind of the question we have to be asking ourselves is like, with all this going around, we should aim to live more productive lifestyles.
It's like a plane crashing outside.
I don't know if you guys can hear that.
I was like, what the hell?
But that's just the thing.
Anyway, we got to go on to the next subject.
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Well, some things are not funny.
Some things are just confusing.
And these are the WTF videos that I don't think I understand and topics I never will.
I might get in trouble for this segment, but we're going to go through it anyways.
Oh, life is so weird.
Life is so weird.
One of the craziest things that I pretty much saw ever was the U.S. found a solution to school shootings, right?
I think we were playing a game the other day on TV, and the question was how to become the most popular kid in school.
And somebody wrote, I don't know who it was, wrote, become a school shooter.
And I don't think that that was, I think that was the right answer, but incorrect because you would become the most popular kid.
But I think in a very brief period of time, you would be the one that on the news, too.
But we don't promote that.
That's horrible.
That's the worst answer I ever heard in my life.
Very, very rude.
Yeah.
I love like Americans got a solution to school shooting as a headline.
I would never see the day.
Look, it's bulletproof safe rooms built in to the classics.
This is real, by the way.
Let's go.
It's that easy.
My point of view, whenever I first came in here and I saw this, I was like, don't break it.
I love that.
It's that easy.
Yeah, every time it gets better.
Do you have a school shooting at your school?
Right now, get the all-encompassing bulletproof room wall bonks.
And then you cannot get shot by the kid that you made fun of.
This is like The Purge.
Have you seen The Purge where they always have...
Why...
What's the solution, dude?
Why do Americans just can't resist shooting up a good school?
Ooh.
Ooh, I got itchy fingers, itchy trigger fingers.
Ooh, every time I drive past that elementary school, oh, I'm just going to kill children.
That's America.
It's weird.
It's weird too, because like, it's like, it's not a gun problem.
The school shooting thing is not a gun problem, right?
It's not, it's not, because guns have been around in the United States and school shootings weren't a thing.
Because before they had schools, they had like, okay, I'm not going to go there.
You know what?
I'm cutting this joke.
I'm cutting this joke.
To be honest, there has been several...
There is a tweet that I made one time that I lost $347,000 from the tweet.
I'm not joking.
Oh, crazy.
No joking.
And then I made a few jokes.
One time I had a guest make a joke about suicide, and we lost a quarter million dollars in nine hours of funding on the show.
And one time I've said something, I've said something on the show that cost over $200,000 for the funding of the show as well.
So no, I almost almost repeated almost the joke word for word right there.
And I also remember too, I had Dave Landau on the show, and it caused problems for my entire old network that I used to work at.
Like, they lost funding.
He's the co-host of Lauder Crowder.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the joke was, it was just that, like, it was in vogue to be shooting trans kids.
Like, that was, like, it was, like, part, like, in Texas, you get a toll tag, and then you get to shoot a trans kid, like, dragon behind your.
It was a joke because they were saying, it was a joke because they were saying.
The joke was that they were saying that it's in Texas people shoot and like to kill trans kids like it's part of their culture.
So we were like, yeah, it is.
And it'll explain you how it works.
And we went into like a 20-minute conversation about it.
And it didn't hit well.
Yeah.
It didn't go over really smoothly with the public.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't imagine why.
Dude, I'm like the king of smear articles.
All people do is look to write smear articles about me since I've started the show, but it's act, they're actually funny.
So, but, but I, for a while, and then what the problem was, that what really sold the bag here that ended up coming problematically was that somebody in my telegram, telegram you guys are so bad, is like there were, they redid the Doom picture of the monsters and the guy on Doom with me in a helmet, and I just saw, like, me killing aliens, and I posted on Twitter, but like, very opaque on all of the demons said trans kid.
So it's like this meme of me blowing heads off of trans kid demons, and I didn't know that it said trans kids on there.
And so then like it was like, it was like he doubled down.
I see like I wake up and there's like articles like, you doubled down on the trans kid joke.
You doubled down.
I go, I didn't double down on it.
You guys told me not to say anything.
And then it was like, you put up a meme blasting trans demons.
And I go, I didn't know.
I didn't know that's what it was.
And it really, we lost a lot of money.
We lost a lot of money.
I've just got to say, I was on in the last few months there, I had like lost a million dollars.
So I would say it was not good.
It was not good.
It was a lot of money was lost from the things I'd chosen to do on the show.
That's insane.
Well, now you've got to triple.
The only way after you do that, the only way is to just triple down.
Like, that's the only way.
Because to say face, because what are you going to do?
I accidentally, you can't say that.
I accidentally did it.
Now you have to be like, yeah.
Now you have to make a real threat.
Yeah.
I know this trans person.
Actually, here's their address.
I'm going there right now.
Just try and start me.
I'm a five-minute driver.
I'm a kid.
What are the police going to do?
Unkill them?
Dude, no, they were so, but it was, they were so mad about it.
And I was like, I was like, it was literally supposed to be dark humor.
No one's threatening violence.
Nobody would want to threaten violence.
It was a joke.
It was just a joke.
It was like, but it actually reminds me of the joke.
What I was told when I did the joke, they go, you know what your joke reminds me of?
Your joke reminds me of those pranks where they're like, oh, it's just a prank.
And then the prank is like, are you serious?
You thought that was funny.
And then I was thinking, like, what do they mean by like pranks that are not funny?
Like, what are they talking about?
And I think I found a video, actually, that pretty well describes what – oh, wait, where is it?
Let me see.
It pretty much describes what that's like.
Do I have a video of the prank?
I think I do.
Yeah, here it is.
I think I have it.
It's down here.
So they say, yeah, it's like this, right?
So when they're like, oh, dude, it's just a prank.
But like, this is the prank, you know?
The ending always stays the same, so there's no good reason to play more even the way we could.
Like the prank is you fell through an elevator door and like ruined your computer just a prank, dude.
It's just a prank.
Oh, God.
Anyway, uh, in this section, uh, this actually reminds me of uh something that I wanted to talk about too, about the movie because the movie is about Shia LaBeouf.
Um, if you guys had watched the commercial earlier, you got the documentary Shia LaBeouf, Sam Hydes in it, Fuentes, lots of great people.
Not some not great people, some pretty fucked up shitty people, too.
But that's why you got to watch it because you got to love, watch it, you got to hate, watch it, you got to see all the craziness.
Um, and it's about the insanity.
Um, and one of the weird things, though, was that you know, I know that Shia LaBeouf, though, after this, can end up converting to Christianity, yeah, yeah.
This was big, this was like the biggest news of October, October 2022, last year.
Shia LaBeouf converted, he came he went on to that.
Um, I think it's called Bishop Baron, he's like the Catholic Bishop of California, I think.
And he did this.
You got the yeah, I was gonna bring this up, but then, but then I got kind of shocked because I know we were talking about how Shia ended up converting, oh, yeah, and then he converted, and now he's in some movie, he's unrecognizable, some Greek goddess drag, complete with high heels.
Shia LaBeouf is like playing a drag queen, and I don't know what I think about this because a lot of people think that it's you know, from like Leviticus that it's like wrong.
And I think I used to not really care about the stuff.
Like, one time I went to a uh film that a drag show before it was like popular, I thought it was a film.
Oh, you did used to do drag, and you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My name was that back when you were doing Gay Paul, yeah, oh, that was after that, yeah, yeah.
It was the AIDS that made that made that the first part stop, though.
Oh, okay, the second part was because of Christ.
Yeah, okay, no, but but I, but I went to a Rue.
We did you could watch the video, I think I actually got deleted off YouTube Drag Con and filmed people there before it was like in the news, before the right started grifting on being mad about drag queens.
Um, when was this back when you first 2019, yeah?
Oh, geez, this is like four years ago before everyone, that's all we talk about.
But you know, I think this is different than drag, right?
Because he's acting, he's like in a movie, yeah.
But I still think this is a lot of people are questioning and wondering, like, what's going on with this guy, Shia, because he says he converted and he's like very Catholic, and now he's like playing a drag queen or something.
Is that what this is?
Yeah, I don't know.
Is I don't know what the deal is behind this.
It's scroll down a bit.
What's the director?
Because apparently, it's like yeah, it's mega meg megalopoulos, and it's it's a remake.
I think that's a remake of an old film, Francis Ford Kopalov.
That's a famous director, right?
I don't know.
Well, yeah, I know, but I'm just saying that, like, it's it is an interesting thing because I think the film like tracks the whole sort of like downfall of Shia almost through how this project like took him down, right?
And I know from working in the media industry, like I know genuinely it can take you down because it's really a depressing environment.
I mean, like, there's the worst people you will ever meet.
People will lie about you, they'll destroy you, people will try to like, I mean, even his art project, people were trying to destroy it, people were taking advantage of it.
And I mean, as much as it's funny, it's still like the chaos That goes on, you know, sometimes maybe you're not ready for the reality of how serious things can get.
I think he actually kind of went insane.
From watching the movie, I think he went insane.
Yeah, yeah.
The dividers.
Yeah, from watching your documentary, I think Chio went insane by the end of it.
Do you remember that in 2017 when that was happening?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, that was, I remember it was like the top new, everyone was talking about it for like a few months when it first came out.
And then it was the, I don't know if people watching at home remember this in 2017 when Chai LaBeouf had, it was that art project that he did, performance art project, where he would stand in front of the camera and chant he will not divide us over and over and over as a as a protest, an art project, but also a protest against the Trump election.
And he was supposed to do that for four years, and then everyone started trolling.
And excuse me.
Yeah, I don't know if you remember when that happened.
And then it really blew up when they moved it and turned it into the Capture the Flag thing.
Do you remember when that happened with the Capture the Flag?
Well, I was technically working on my high school teaching credential at that time.
So I was a little bit.
I used to be a high school science teacher.
Crazy shit.
Weird, weird children.
I don't think I even knew that.
Yeah, but on the flip side of it, on the flip side of it, on the flip side of it, I also used to teach Down syndrome children too at one point, but that's another side thing.
Was that used to you taking mushrooms and listening to the music?
You, dude.
Taking mushrooms?
Dude, I saw the worst video ever.
This girl, this girl's like, you know, those videos where it's like, oh, like, do you want $5 or do I double and give it to the next person?
You know, like, do I go double to the next person?
And then, like, the girl walks up to, did you see this?
She walks up to the boy and she goes, hey, I got a chromosome here.
Do you want this extra chromosome or do you want to double and give it to the next person?
He goes, double and give it to the next person.
And she turns around, her, like, Down syndrome brother's there.
And she's like, hey, you.
So, I mean.
These TikTok, when you get the cream of the carb, that's the thing.
TikTok is, it's all competition for the funniest shit.
And that's where they all go.
You get all the best stuff from that.
Oh, you do.
And that being said, I think that being said, we're going to skip the SOB pick that.
You guys didn't put any stories.
I do want to remind you guys that we are on locals, ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
If you're not joining the community, it's free to join.
You should check it out as well.
It's absolutely amazing.
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Make sure that you get the link to the video.
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At some point, you may even get a code or something.
Something may happen in Locals.
We don't know.
Who knows?
Something could happen.
But we guys got to be watching that video because it's a really good show.
You got to download it and you got to check out the movie because it is a really good movie.
And it's worth watching.
It's also, I think it's probably 13 and older, 14 year older, 13 year older.
It's pretty, yeah, it's got, it's probably the pretty, it's got a lot of swearing and it's got drugs.
It's gotten a lot of mushroom usage.
That's true.
That's true.
Actually, people doing mushrooms at social events.
Not a good thing.
Violence, shooting.
There's a shooting in it.
So we're getting somewhere.
This has nothing to do with anything.
You know, we'll wait.
I guess we'll just get into this with the SOB pick here.
So I don't know if you saw this, but Jamie Lee Curtis, she's a 2006 lesbian, but she's straight.
Okay.
So she has that classic, classic look.
By the way, in my old studio, we used to have buttons where you could mute your mic, which was cool.
We don't have that here, because we're in a...
I have to clean my throat.
I do this.
That's the only way to do it.
Lo-fi technology.
Jamie Lee Curtis said something really weird about her Oscar.
Listen to this.
Here they are.
Have we named her?
I'm in support of my daughter, Ruby.
I'm having them be a they-them.
Oh, I'm gonna just call them them.
They-them.
And they are doing great.
And they're settling in.
And I couldn't, I mean, I just in my life, I never thought in a million years that I would have this couple days.
And I'm very, very moved by the whole thing.
Hey, look at this.
Here they are.
So she got her Academy Award, right?
We just had the U.S. Oscars, the Academy Awards.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
No one watched it.
No, I know.
So she named her Academy Award a they them, right?
So she gave it a they them.
And there's this whole controversy where she wanted to thank her trans daughter.
And because this next story is, we're not a lot.
I probably have already gone too far on this YouTube episode, but we can only talk about it on Rumble.
So I just put the link to the Rumble in the description.
So if you guys want to finish this story, because they're going to go pretty hard on here, number one, make sure you click the link and you get the Dividers documentary.
It's right there.
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Also watch it.
It's very based, very red-pilled.
Anything you want to tell them before we jump over to Rumble?
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Most of you guys will transfer over so we're good.
So we're back.
Sorry, it's just really hot in here today, guys.
It is really hot in here, but we've got to talk about this story because it is just too weird.
So Jamie Lee Curtis, who is a very wonderful actress, she has pictures of people on the wall, like kids or whatever, naked kids on her wall.
I don't know if you know about that, but she does.
Check this out.
We have right here, her kid.
She accidentally doxes her trans kid by wishing her trans kid a happy birthday and dedicating her Academy Award.
So it's supposed to be a very sweet moment, right?
She says this to her daughter, right?
To her daughter.
This is her daughter's Twitter, which now the public has control of.
And I have never been happier because this gets so good so quickly.
Wait.
Someone got in charge.
They got in charge of her Twitter.
No, no, meaning we just got a hold of it.
Like, this person's been anonymous.
Jamie Lee Curtis wanted to thank their daughter.
And the public has doxed her, like her V. He's a VTuber, so they would have no idea this is her daughter that she's talking about.
This reminds me of the Shia LaBeouf thing, though, how they wanted to trump.
So, this is the internet trolls.
Found this person's digital online thing.
And this person is now being completely threatened.
This gets so crazy.
It says, How could possibly think they are the good guys when they are putting my characters in blackface?
So, they're taking all of this person's, if you know what VTube is, it's like an they use like a what's that called?
Like a me, what is that called?
Oh, like a cartoon picture of you, you know.
Like it's on the iPhone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what that's called.
I forget the avatar.
Avatar.
Yeah, use an avatar instead of your face.
So, it's like, how could people think that they are good guys when they are now putting my characters in blackface?
They're making all of our characters blackface, making hateful comments about who I am as a person without even knowing me.
This is why I don't show my face.
This is why I prefer to be my goblin.
This is why I'm a VTuber.
And goes on to say, just listen, it gets so good because it's not about who I am or what I look like.
It's so I don't get people being horrible and making fun of how I look.
There's a lot of this, a lot of this commenting about how I look.
You know, the mom was trying to hide, didn't accidentally dox this person's VTube account.
This person's been trying to be anonymous, and you just think, why is Jamie Lee Curtis's beautiful daughter like what if she's so special and she's getting Oscars dedicated to her?
Like, what is it that she's trying to hide?
So, 4chan stuff have somehow began surfacing many pictures of Jamie Lee Curtis's family, and we got a finally got to see who Jamie Lee Curtis's daughter is, And this is Jamie Lee Curtis's daughter.
Dude.
It's just, it just looks like a normal, beautiful young woman to me.
Anyway, anyway.
All right.
I don't know what that was Then they started surfacing old tweets bigger dick than you, bigger tits than your wife.
Listen during the media blow-up.
During the media blow-up, my account had a friend of mine who made this image and started putting it under a lot of hate comments.
I love it.
I am proud of it.
If people hate on you for being trans, feel free to use this image.
Yes, it's supposed to be me.
What the hell?
Oh, bigger.
This seems like fake.
No, no, because you would think so.
You would think so.
Maybe you would think so, but no, it's not, right?
So, everyone.
I've got to have the evidence with that photo, right?
Yes, and like Jamie Lee Curtis's official is like getting involved in the fight now of these images being posted.
Fuck.
I'm Jamie Lee Curtis.
I'm a badass.
The question is, the question is, she walks into the room.
How cookie would you be tapping?
I would be tempted.
it's so cruel you know it's so cruel because yeah that I didn't want to laugh It was, no, it's cruel because I was saying it is really rude that people, all Jamie Lee Curtis was trying to do. was wish her son a happy birthday.
People got mad.
It's just true.
All they're trying to do is just, it's just, it's like, but it actually brought up some really interesting talking points that I thought, you know, people don't really talk about.
Because if you don't, if you have, obviously you haven't been tracking the show.
You haven't been around here.
But like, I've really pissed off the internet like really badly, like, again, several times this week, actually.
I keep going really viral on accident.
And I'm talking about like in two days, it's gotten 50 million views.
It's kind of viral.
Okay.
Yes.
But I also, last week, we had the gay tape fiasco.
I got Amazon delivered gay tape to my daughter.
Oh, okay.
I thought someone had a tape of you being gay.
No, this is what happened.
Yes, this is what happened.
Is I said, I said there's a gay tape, my gay tape fiasco.
It got out that I have a gay tape.
But I was talking about the tape on the box.
But the furries, the furry community was like, oh, we got him.
He's got a gay tape he's trying to hide.
And so for like six days, I've had just, like, I keep posting pictures, like hundreds to thousands of furries in my inbox, just flooding and flooding and flooding it.
And I've backtracked who they are too, and they all look the same, but that's not.
Wait, the furries are attacking you.
Yes.
Because I was mad.
Oh, because of the gay tape.
Yeah.
So because of the gay tape fiasco.
But this person's a furry.
Trans and proud.
Furry and proud.
She, her YouTube video editor, goblin lover, goblin VTuber, art tags.
What's with the goblin?
I think I have this video.
I hope.
I'm really hoping that the goblin element is not supposed to be self-explanatory.
Okay.
So I have to play this video because what happened is that I was then really, furries have been trying to kill me.
And they've been wishing me to kill myself for a while.
And if you want to be reminded of who are the people that are the furries that are trying to get me killed, I just want to remind you that I went and looked up who they are and how they look.
So I actually did, to put an example, right?
Like, I mean, this is literally what it looks like.
Like, people are like, where do you live?
You're gutless.
You're fucking retarded.
Like, my entire inbox is just flooded every three minutes.
I do say things on the internet.
Like, this woman attacked, this woman, like, attacked Lauren Bobert.
So I just said, eat less food and screenshot her picture.
I do ask for it a little bit.
People hate me for a reason.
I did remind you that I said, you know, that the torso guy is a trans now, right?
I mean, the guy's just a torso.
He's now a trans.
It's pretty crazy.
I am shook.
The gay torso guy is now a transformer.
So the trans community has not been very happy with me recently, which I fully like.
Where do you find these?
What do you think?
No, but like on TikTok.
See, like, what I'm saying is, like, they're all after me, right?
Like, Buddy Birdie, like, trans women are women FY.
They're all he, hims.
I decided to look up sort of who and how they look, right?
Like, who are these trans people?
And I had found this.
I'll show this in the last episode.
This is, these are, this is Landon Krauss and Bufkake.
It's literally his name, Landon Krauss Bukake.
He's actually engaged.
So congratulations.
We want to do another congratulations.
There's a lot of soy in that photo.
Yeah, but these are the people.
These are the furries.
These are the ones that aren't coming after you.
Yeah.
But I'm just saying.
There's a problem, though.
There is a problem in the fact that this furry community, we're supposed to be saying that they're like the future and that trans is good and stuff, but like they're afraid to even show their face.
And so I'm not going to build a society and subject it to the opinions of people who are too afraid to be on the internet but want the fame.
Right?
And I understand anon accounts can be good, but all of these people, there's a community.
Like they're all just anon people.
And when I find out how they look, I'm glad they remain anonymous because I would too.
Yeah, that looks like me, actually.
The yellow teeth of the person on the left is like that's how yellow my teeth are.
And my teeth are really.
That's pretty bad.
That's pretty bad.
I do feel bad that Jamie Lee Curtis is.
What is it?
Hassan or Dora?
Her son.
Her son got doxed.
That's not very nice.
I'm against doxing.
We're both.
Look how weird this shit is.
Like VTubing.
That is weird.
You know, it's just weird.
Like, these people are just strange.
And I'm weird too, but in a different way.
Like, one of my favorite things is I've had people work with me before who complained.
They like, I run a show called Slightly Offensive, and they're like, dude, it was slightly offensive.
And you're like, well, you should have looked at what the show was called.
But, so I understand if you're going into VTubers, like, you should expect a little bit of like weirdness, right?
Yeah.
But the Canadian Border Force show, I thought this was so funny.
It's so, it's wicked.
Okay.
They run into one of these people who's just literally just trying to mind his own business, literally.
Like, he's one of these awkward shy guys.
And it's like, it's they do him so dirty on national TV.
Imagine you're a VTuber.
You don't want any popularity.
You're trying to be stealth.
You're just traveling to Canada to see your boyfriends.
You just got done fire Reddit mod, right?
You modded the Reddit page.
And you get caught on Border Force.
And they just try to humiliate.
They try to fuck with you and humiliate you for like three minutes.
Watch this shit.
It's just, it's so, this poor guy's life.
He probably got outed too.
Watch this.
Offices are examining a traveler from Hawaii who's taking a bus from Seattle to Vancouver.
Chris, put your jacket on the counter here beside.
And if you could, just scarf and hat on here as well.
He's got a tail.
Oh, so I do.
Oh, all right.
Does that come off?
You want it off?
I can take it off.
This traveler's coming to see two boyfriends.
He met them online playing video games.
It's something we can see quite frequently coming through our bus terminal.
What we don't even see is people wearing tails.
Can you explain the tail?
Can you explain the tail?
And we like to dress up as animals and whatnot and show off how much we like, what's it called?
Well, animals.
And, well, my favorite's a wolf.
So I wear a wolf tail just because.
The poor guy's getting questioned why he's a furry.
Just because.
You're starting with the tail, you'll build it from there.
His favorites are wolves.
Look at these unnecessary questions.
Do you have a full wolf costume?
No.
Okay, so you're just going to start from the tail and build from there.
Like, this guy is having too much fun.
Roasting this guy.
Kind of a kick for you guys to see a werewolf walk through here.
Just be like, wait, wait until they wait.
Wait until they start roasting him for being poor.
This is even funnier.
He's at a bus stop.
Okay, a guy doesn't have money to fly.
He's at a bus stop.
And they start roasting him for being poor.
Like, he's like a gay, poor guy.
And it's like, I feel like this is both funny and horribly sad.
Watch.
Oh, man.
Wait, hold up.
Are your boyfriends expecting you?
Yep.
And they live in Vancouver?
Yep.
Where in Vancouver?
I don't remember the actual name of the area.
They recently moved.
Do you have a return ticket?
Well, not this trip.
For border security, the question is, why not?
Can you explain the tip?
Well, I'm what's known as a furry, and we like to dress up as animals.
My favorite to wolf.
I like how they do a review.
Like they come back from the commercial break.
And they repeat it on TV.
I'm a furry.
Well, not this trip.
But before he can join the pack, officers need to know if he can support you.
Bro, that's so dirty.
Before he can join the pack.
He's before he can join the pack.
He's going to have to get his balls.
Yeah, watch, watch.
It's so good.
In one of the most expensive cities in the world.
Do you have $350 to your name?
Yeah.
Is that going to last?
What if something unexpected happens?
They do have a...
Bro, they're roasting.
I'm like, so you only have $350 to your name?
Like, you're just a poor gay guy?
What are you fucking poor?
Spare a set of cash waiting for me back in Hawaii.
What do you mean, spare cash?
Like, underneath a mattress?
Yeah.
Literally?
Yeah, literally.
Okay, that's kind of hard to access when you're on the streets of Vancouver.
Why are you bringing your tablet up with you?
Well, I'm an artist, and I like drawing stuff.
Is there anything illegal on there?
No?
Is there any adult content at all?
Yes, but it's stuff that I've drawn myself, so it's no actual photographs.
Do any of your drawings involve animals or children?
No, not of children, no.
And it's not actual animals.
Just cartoon drawings?
Yes.
Dude.
Someone who obviously has a love of animals does raise our suspicion that he may be carrying some sort of illegal imagery.
Maybe bestiality.
So we're just taking a look through his laptop right now.
Oh, no.
This is going to be hard to classify.
It is.
Poor guy.
This is going to be hard to classify.
Poor guy got outed on TV.
Like, it's just embarrassing.
The whole thing was embarrassing.
And the cops were just like, I've never seen someone get soft-roasted like that so hard by police.
Poor guy.
Oh, yeah.
See how it got a full?
And they come back to the commercial and they just go like, truly, I am gay.
I'm visiting my boyfriends.
I'm a furry.
And then he can't join the pack.
Well, what is it with autistic people?
Why do they all sound like that?
Hello, officer.
Yes.
Dude, no, it's not.
It's not that.
So we're not going to get into it on this discussion because I'll probably discuss it on another show or like we've discussed it.
But by 2035, 70% of autistic people will probably be identifying LGBTQ.
And I've been talking about this for like now maybe three years that they really target autistic people because the like obviously not all autistic people are gay, like actually gay, but but but I met the LGBTQIA is an ever-expanding group, right?
It's like to be serious, it's like queer.
And queer used to just mean weird, like you're just a little bit queer, you're a little bit weird.
And obviously autistic people are a little bit weird.
Like probably 80% of my audience is probably autistic.
And you guys know you're weird.
And that's great.
And it's called weaponized autism.
But if you think about it, if you already don't have social, you know, like if you have a hard time making keeping friends, you end up perpetually online.
Maybe you're not one of the weaponized autism to me is when you have autism and a high IQ together.
Because when you have a high IQ and you have autism, then you have a weapon.
But if you're not having a high IQ and you're just autistic, then you're going to become LGBTQ today because you line up on Reddit in all these online chat rooms communities.
It's all been subverted and taken over by woke ideology.
And it's like, think about it.
Like you don't feel like yourselves and they tell you that it's pronouns, you're not that smart.
And so you just get sucked into this group.
That's why all the autistic people are like gay and trans now.
And the other one-third of Autistic People are all neo-Nazis.
I've heard particularly it's autistic girls.
With the trans stuff, apparently it's very, very high percentage of autistic girls.
Well, yeah, I meet a lot of autistic guys in the gym.
Like, a lot of.
Are they trans?
No, no, but I mean, like, a lot of guys, it's still like a, if they have a, they get a lot, they get a body dysmorphia.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's the same thing.
They keep thinking they're not big enough and they keep thinking that, like, they actually don't think they're big.
Like, I'll meet guys that are super ripped.
And they.
Hello.
That's my title?
Yeah, like, are you using that?
Do you want to see the drawings I drew?
I was, what were we about to use that way now?
I was, what are we about to pick that weight up?
Do you know what I'm talking about, though?
That's that's what it is.
No, but I mean, I meet a lot of autistic guys at the gym that are like, they're like hard to talk to a little bit or like get to know, but they like working out actually at the gym is good for autistic people because it's a single job.
You do it by yourself.
You're not working with anybody and it's not a team sport.
And you kind of, you know, just lift weights.
I don't know why I seem to know so much about this, but I was like, yeah, let me tell you.
No, but I think that the autistic people, they're timid, low IQ, and they're perpetually online.
I don't think, I think it's like with autism, you can train a lot of the negative aspects out of it.
You can learn to communicate.
And I don't think these people know how to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's a modern thing.
I don't think it was like that probably like 100 years ago.
Yeah, well, autism is kind of new.
Like it's much, it used to be, I think, in the 80s, like one in 10,000.
And now it's, I think, in America, I think it used to be one in a thousand or one in 10,000.
And now it's like one in 35.
Someone said Elijah meets a lot of dudes at the gym.
This guy knows.
He knows something.
Let me see if there's any of these super chills.
You guys are so funny.
All right, let me see.
Someone said autism is a sin.
The jack also of Tara Argentum said, When you come from a bloodline of gorgeous men and women, but you come out looking like a melted pork tallow.
I think they're talking about the trans person.
Also, Ro Lowe said, Elijah, on the subject of idiocy, like the trans stuff and trippy shit.
Look up, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared.
The original videos on YouTube.
Perfect for a trip and for the WTF segment.
Oh, I might actually check that out.
Speaking of that, I think we've looked at enough crazy stuff.
I want to look at something positive to talk about.
So these are our wins.
These are just something, an uplifting story that we're going to, to show you something that we can celebrate.
Well, I, speaking of the guys at the gym, speaking of guys at the gym, I have found this video of this guy that reminded me to stop being a loser and don't make excuses when it comes to working out.
I think my internet might have just went out.
Okay.
No internet?
No, I don't know.
I can't load the video.
I think you were downloading like 500 gigabytes of gay porn before.
And that's maybe.
Oh, no, that's been down.
That's downloaded.
We are having all that.
That's on the screen.
That's true.
No, I wouldn't.
Priorities, priorities, priorities.
Priorities.
Believe it or not, I don't.
Oh, that's such a bust.
Let me see if I can bring up another browser real fast because this is just suddenly not connecting.
Let me see if this works.
Cool.
I think this works.
I think we got it working on Microsoft Edge.
Microsoft Edge.
I don't know.
It's just.
It's just Chrome that's not working.
And now it's saying to verify that it's me.
Okay, one second.
Sorry.
Give me a second.
Okay.
All right.
We actually are good to go on this because I just need to open up a different browser and get this.
This gentleman actually reminded me to continue to try my best and to continue to work my hardest by reminding me that, you know, physical disabilities are just a short setback.
That's good.
Nice.
Don't you want me, don't you want me, don't you want me That's awesome, too.
And I thought it was weird because that was awkward too.
And he was like, I'm going to go get a new personal record.
And I was like, go break a leg, man.
That's awesome, though, right?
That is pretty cool.
That was really impressive to me because I think most people with two legs can't lift that.
What is that?
How many?
I've been in KGs for here for so long.
It's 25 pounds on each side or something like that?
35?
Maybe?
Who knows?
Pretty good.
What happened to his leg?
That's what I want to know.
Did he get it blown off or something?
Yes.
Actually.
He lost his leg in battle.
He was a vet.
Yeah, no, he probably was a vet.
It's not actually funny.
I just thought the video was kind of inspiring to me.
And also, speaking of the boys winning, there's nothing funny about it.
It's just, I just, I didn't even notice he didn't have a leg when I first watched it.
I'm not going to lie.
Because he's black.
And so I thought his legs were just like there, and I didn't notice them.
And then I took take two and I go, oh, my brother doesn't even have a leg, which is cool because that makes the video even better.
Epic.
You know, like.
I just should not notice that.
I didn't notice.
But he's doing really cool.
But also, I want to bring this up because Congress brought back smoking rooms to the Capitol.
Oh, let's go.
So now they, because they say that men need to be allowed to get away and go into the drawing room and smoke.
And I just wanted to bring this up because Tucker Carlson is a big advocate for smoking.
And I'm a big advocate for smoking.
And I really think this show would be better if I could smoke a cigar while we were doing it.
Yeah, if only.
I love cigars.
It would make it more hot.
Yeah.
Why is it so hot?
Religious sacrament for the American Indians, for all the Mesoamerican Indians.
What is it about tobacco that triggers them so profoundly, do you think?
I don't know.
Maybe they've never tried one.
But you look at a nice Ashton cigar.
It's a beautiful cigar.
It's mild, made arteriofo.
It's a great cigar.
Try one.
Oh, I have.
Congressman drone else.
And people say this isn't a real show.
Like, that's the most watched show in the network show in the world.
And they're just sparking up a cigar.
And like, that's what I think is actually kind of funny.
It's like this, like, I always call this the best worst show.
Like, this show isn't good.
But I always tell you, if you're new to the show, this show is a good, but mostly no other shows are good.
Yeah.
Everything isn't that very good.
You know what is good?
The movie, the Dividers documentary, is actually good.
The only thing good is my documentary.
No, but I'm saying you should download it.
But also, I was going to say, like, I've noticed from working in network television, working in a lot of things, it is all bullshit.
The only difference they have is they have like, you know, like six producers working and making sure everything's organized where I have to do this all myself and click all my own buttons, right?
I mean, I switch the show.
I design all the graphics.
I do everything.
It's a lot of fun.
But I do say the fact is that cigars are coming back.
And I think there's been a huge attack where it used to be after dinner, the guys would go to the drawing room, they would have some brandy and some cigars.
And that's part of what we've lost is like, you'd go have a smoke together.
And I'm not a huge fan of cigarettes.
You like cigarettes.
Yeah, I like cigarettes, yeah.
Why cigarettes instead of...
I feel like that's a big disagreement.
I don't like cigarettes, but I do like cigars, and I think you're the opposite.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
I had cigars I just never have enjoyed, but cigarettes are like a little snack, I guess.
I feel like they just taste so artificial, right?
Like, I feel like a good cigar.
Like, I don't like cheap cigars.
I like good cigars.
You know, and I enjoy them and I appreciate them.
And if you want to get me a cigar, go to Elijah Schaefer.
I'm scared.
Okay.
But that's the ad.
Get me a cigar.
No, but no, but I do like a good cigar because it calms me down.
I can get focused.
And I also, like my good friend Sal told me, is cigars give you 90 minutes of solitude.
Yeah, that's true.
That's a good point.
Girls don't want to be around the smoke.
Yeah, or this, yeah, that's the thing.
Like, if you work in a job where there's smokers, they're always going for a smoke break.
That was like a big thing in the military.
I don't know about the U.S. military, but not so much nowadays, but in the old days, it would be everyone would be going for a smoker.
So if you want to.
Everyone does the battery sticks here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the vapes.
Yeah, everyone just does, everyone vapes.
It's illegal.
It's illegal in America, right?
No.
It's illegal.
You can get vapes here if they don't have any tobacco.
That makes no sense.
That doesn't even make sense.
Lots of people go to hookups to get the tobacco stuff.
That's like the illegal stuff that people buy in Australia.
It's tobacco, sorry, nicotine vapes and meth.
I like how Alec Kitty Barber just said, I like this guest.
Don't forget, though, that you guys, we do have Super Chats and you can Super Chat listen that at locals.
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And remember, we will be going on a break soon.
I think this is the last week of the show for a break for a short while, but I'll be connecting with you guys on locals.
So stay tuned because I have some really big news, some cool news for you guys on locals, LijaSchaefer.locals.com.
And it's a support as well as amazing.
You can get the documentary.
Link in the description.
Make sure you check it out.
But it is really hot in here.
However, I do want to look at a couple of gross things with you.
I want to see them.
Okay, so these are things that I saw.
Now you have to.
And these graphics are awesome.
Oh, but there's no graphics.
But there's no graphics.
Yeah, what happened?
Remember how the whole thing broke this morning?
Yeah, yeah.
The whole thing broke.
You don't remember that when everything broke, you like completely fell apart?
I just thought at the beginning you were talking about smoking a cigar before the show.
I was like, you're outing yourself.
Because everyone thought you were being lazy.
No, well, we actually, the computer did great.
Yeah, that's not really a joke.
I wonder where it went.
I wonder where it went.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, it was already started.
Okay, I guess we'll just have to queue it here.
This show needs help.
Here you go.
And it's flat.
I don't know what was going on.
I was supposed to continue to play music.
I don't know what's happening with my setup today.
Does anybody know why I am so bad at this?
Like, how did that happen?
How did, let me see this.
Let's see.
Let's see if I can get it.
Let's see if Elijah Schaefer can get his show right.
Can we see if we can do this?
Watch.
You think I can do this?
Okay, edit.
Oh, that's why.
Because you screwed it up because it's supposed to, when it crashed, remember when I reset all the buttons?
Someone said my favorite part of the show is Elijah has technical difficulties and fixes them live on the air and goes like, they go like, I can't believe it.
I don't know if I'm watching a show or what I'm like watching.
Okay, let's try this one more time.
Text.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Here we go.
Okay, let's see if this works.
Let's see if it overlays.
My show is so screwed up today.
I have no, I literally, none of my buttons work.
My brain doesn't work.
It's so screwed up right now.
I have no idea what's going on.
But I do want to bring up a couple of gross things that I thought were interesting.
So it turns out, you know, Biden was talking about trans-affirming surgeries.
And I was reminding people that, you know, trans-affirming surgeries are like basically at par with medieval torture devices.
And I just want you to watch this.
Kids is a really harder thing.
What's going on in Florida is, as my mother would say, close to sinful.
I mean, it's just terrible what they're doing.
It's not like, you know, a kid wakes up one morning and says, you know, I decided I want to become a man or I want to become a woman or I want to change.
I mean, what are they thinking about here?
They're human beings.
They love.
They have feelings.
They have inclinations.
I mean, it just, to me, is, I don't know, it's cruel.
And the way we do it is we make sure we pass legislation like we passed on same-sex marriage.
You mess with that, you're breaking the law, and you're going to be held accountable.
So he was mad because they were making it harder for kids to access these surgeries.
And I just want to remind people, these are not normal.
These are not good.
And it's a form of torture.
And it's torturing mentally ill people, I believe, because look at that, dude.
Like, there's no surgery where you intentionally cut off healthy flesh down to like the muscle.
You cut down the flesh.
Dude, you're removing your forearm.
That shouldn't be controversial to say that should not be removing people's forearms and creating artificial penises.
Well, what they're doing is they're making a skin burrito.
They got to make a skin burrito.
Have you seen them?
Yeah, I tell you, they look like the pillars from a little mermaid's castle.
You know, like little domes, like underwater tortillas.
You've got to get the, what is it?
We call it meat torpedoes.
Topita?
We call it meat torpedo.
What do you get in when you put a burrito?
Oh, a chapati.
It's about like a tortilla?
Yeah, So you need a tortilla.
Skin tortilla.
Where are you going to get that from?
The forearm, the leg.
You got to get a skin tortilla.
And then you make the burrito.
Make a skin burrito, right?
Imagine a burrito.
Portilla.
Made out of skin.
Then you sew it onto your crotch.
Yeah, have you seen it?
It's as simple as that.
Yeah, I have.
Yeah.
Hey, chat, do you want me to bring up some transgender genitals on the screen?
Because we can on Rumble.
Are we on Rumble?
Yeah, we're on Rumble.
It's pretty wild.
Just do it.
Okay, let's see.
Let me see if it's just have a look.
it's fascinating trans me me Let me go.
I think Gays Against Groomers.
Just go into your recently searched.
Go into a recent search.
I know, I don't really want to type in gay genitals on my search history.
That's not something I really want to put in.
Let me see if...
Just type in trans penis.
Well, yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
I'm not feeling positive about it.
Should I put a tweet out and say, can anyone hook me up with trans penis pictures?
What are you saying now?
Describe what you're saying.
So, okay, so here's some more of the pictures here, right, of them removing the, this is them removing the forearm.
Like, this is not okay.
Hex.
As soon as they replace it with fish skin, this is but a flesh wound.
That's not flesh wound.
Did you say?
Yeah, they replace it with fish skin.
I don't know.
Oh, this might be it.
Here.
Oh, yep.
I found it.
Are you guys ready?
Let's see.
NSFW.
It is.
This is so not safe for work, actually.
This is like 100% not safe for work.
So I'm actually going to say this right now.
If there's any, you shouldn't be watching the show if you're not 18.
I've always told people that just for 18 and older.
But this is a forewarning.
If you are not 18 or older, please.
This is a parental guidance mode.
Yeah, please exit because this is.
I've already seen the numbers go down.
We lost like 100 people.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's just someone's forearm skin.
Like, you think you're looking at a penis right now.
That's just someone's forearm skin folded up into a burrito.
That's someone's forearm.
That's what we have for lunch.
Look at that.
Oh, my.
That's just a salami.
You know what I mean?
That's a look at that bottom right.
Look at that.
That's fish skin.
See, that's on the leg.
They put fish skin on it.
That's fish skin?
Jeez.
That's fish skin.
So you just have like a mat, like that.
I like how we lost like 100 people immediately.
So you're like, hell, I hope that was 100 kids.
How many people stayed?
That's the real.
That's the real thing.
Almost 1,200.
Yeah, that's some serious.
This second half of the show is like the dumpster fire half that it's on Rumble only.
And it's basically because my end goal is to get the show to just be on Rumble so it can always be a dumpster fire because you have to on YouTube think about so much what you're going to say.
And then on here, you just go like, yep, and that's it.
Yeah, look, look at that.
Look at that bottom right.
That's crazy.
That is.
That is a.
Someone said they're jealous.
That is not the response you should have.
This should make you sad.
Should make you angry that they're doing this to people.
It really should.
What's the filling?
That's the thing.
Like, what are they filling that with?
I know where they get the rap.
I know where they get the tortilla from.
Where do they get the feeling from?
What is that?
What's in there?
Like, has science answered that question?
Yes, because I did my thesis in university on transgender surgeries and youth.
And it's kind of really?
Yeah, it's kind of confusing, so sometimes, so part of, like, the head of the skin, like, they reattach nerves, like part of the labia and whatnot, that they'll, like, you know, stretch the, like, they'll, like, take insides and, like, bring nerve endings and attach But sometimes it's just like actually like a prosthetic.
Like sometimes it's just a like it's literally just like a tube.
Jeez.
I, you know, meat torpedo.
Sorry to be so vulgar, but.
No, it's fine.
I heard that basically you get option, you get options like buying a car.
And they go, do you want to have, do you want to be permanently erect?
Sorry to be so vulgar.
Or permanently flaccid.
This was just on the screen.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's not.
I don't think you apologize.
No, but you can also permanently erect or permit, but flaccid, and then you have like little skin sleeves like a kangaroo.
You have little skin sleeves on the sides.
And then you put in like a pant or something.
You put in like a little, like, you put that in the side.
And then on each side, and that keeps it.
And then you do that when you need it to be erect.
And then you.
Yeah, but you also know about the inflatable nut, too, right?
Huh?
No.
Do you know about this?
No.
If you have money, they can put a tube system like that.
And then you're one of them fake.
They put a fake ball in.
It's a pump, and you can pump up your dick with one of your nuts.
Oh, wait, the nut in your fake sack.
Oh.
Where the pee is stored.
You know, it's also like a really complicated part of the body because penises are weird, meaning like it's already like, even if it's natural, it's going to like be kind of like there's going to be variation.
And so when you're like, when you're doing this, I just don't understand what I don't know how that can be enjoyable.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know how you can look at this and be like, oh, I'm a man when that does.
that looks like an elephant trunk.
That doesn't look like a, that doesn't look like one.
That, to me, that looks like you cut your forearm skin off and wrapped it around.
All right, I've had enough.
I feel sick watching that.
It could also be because it's 118 degrees in here and I'm dehydrated.
This is a test.
This is what purgatory is.
Being super hot.
Somebody said this other friend of the show, his name is Salty Cracker.
He's got a way bigger show, but they said he showed this tonight on his stream too.
Like multiple people.
Like, imagine you see two shows in one night and both of them bring up artificial penises.
Oh, my.
Oh, my days.
If you don't like it, sue me.
But that is a real when you see that.
That's a real man.
Yeah.
That's what a real man looks like.
Oh, someone said, no orgasms, no ejaculation, no sperm, no erection, but you'll be a man in your own mind.
Hey, you can get an erection, apparently, if you get the air pump in the bowl.
I'll put the put the little plastic things in the side.
Oh my gosh.
They're for real.
For real.
For real.
It's all right.
So that was really weird.
I wasn't even planning on showing that side of things.
But I did bring this up: the idea that there's a hospital did like a training video for parents.
It's so weird and so dystopian of how to approach your children with gender-affirming care.
Watch.
Hello, how are you today?
Hello.
I'm here for my child support.
The name is S. Harris.
Date of birth, 8-14, 2012.
Great.
Before we take you, we just need you to fill out these forms for us.
You can sit down and bring them back to me when you're done.
Huh?
Somebody called it a cadavercock, and someone said emergency hot dog.
He ran out of food.
Oh, man.
So, Sam, I'd like to ask you a few more questions if that's okay.
Okay.
All right.
Can you tell me, do you feel like a boy, like a girl, like both, or neither?
And there's no right answer.
He keeps telling me that he's a girl and that he doesn't like boy stuff.
So let him go by the name of Sam.
You're telling because it could be for a boy or for a girl.
I don't know.
I think he just wants to be like his big sorry.
Fuck you to that father.
Like, you're a waste of a sack of skin of shit.
For like, you have a child and your child is confused.
And you're you've rejected your number one goal as a parent, which is to help your child through the confusions of life.
Like, it's protecting them.
You're protecting your kids, right?
And part of protection is protecting them from what's confusing.
Like, you know, hey, don't go around adults.
Don't, you're not, you are the gender.
Like, you can't, don't let adults touch you there.
It's like, oh, well, but sometimes adults imagine this is the same thinking.
It's like, but the adult told me that he felt like he could touch me.
Yes, son.
Well, don't let adults touch you unless they're the adults that feel like they feel young and they want to touch you.
And it's like, oh, so I can be touched by adults?
Yes, son.
If they feel like they're young too.
It's like, no, that doesn't make sense.
That would be called a pedophile, and you keep your kids away from them.
And you are trying to train your kids to not be confused or to be around other people who are confused.
And then your kid says, oh, I think I'm a girl.
I think I'm a boy.
And you agree with the delusion?
Your parenting job has been revoked.
Your P-card is gone.
Well, that's very interesting.
This guy's face looks like.
Look at his face for a second.
He looks like he does porn.
I don't know why.
He probably is a porn actor hired for this.
I'm not joking.
Because where did they film?
If they film this in LA, this guy definitely does porn and he's like, I don't want to do porn anymore.
I want to be a real actor.
I want to be a real actor.
Also, if you go back five seconds, I have a suspicion there's a little Easter egg in this.
A little Easter egg in this video.
The doctor.
Go back.
Oh, the doctor's trans?
Is the doctor trans?
Yes, for sure.
Oh, I thought I was so clever.
That's 100% trans.
Look, look at this.
This is what a normal guy looks like.
Hi.
I told you, they always only took a whiff of helium.
Hello, everyone.
Yeah.
There's no wrong answers.
Here we go.
Here goes Mr. Porn guy.
He's like, bro, just getting his ass railed like five minutes earlier.
He's like, I want to be a real actor, please.
He's like, all right, here we go.
Beorboy or poor girl.
I don't know.
I think he just wants to be like his big sister.
Dad, I told you, I'm a girl.
I'm sorry, honey.
It's hard to understand.
Thank you for sharing that.
I would like to ask Sam.
So what do you say, Sam?
I'm a girl.
How long have you known you're a girl?
I don't know, but a long time.
Let's ask Sam.
Let's ask the kid.
Shut the fuck up, Bruce.
Quick, Dad.
Dad, shut the fuck up real quick.
I got a question for Sam.
Sam, do you want to go in the back room with me real quick?
Yeah.
Sam, can I tell you something?
Don't ever tell your mom and dad this.
Sam.
Dude, oh my gosh.
You know, you just said, don't ever tell your mom and dad this.
And you know how they're like, we're not groomers.
Like, we're not, we're not, you know, we're not going after people.
Like, don't worry about us.
Well, Scott Weiner, one of the politicians in California, literally took a picture with a book that they have in children's schools now about being trans and gay.
You are not going to believe this.
How to legally kidnap what?
No, no, I'm kidding.
That's not what's on the session.
That's not so colorable.
That's like a photo on the internet.
No, no, that's not.
Why did I believe that?
That's not what it said.
Who is he?
A politician?
Democrat?
No, He literally is here.
Watch.
Like this.
Holding like a gender pioneers.
This is for children, right?
This is Scott, whatever.
Look at his face.
You can tell something's off.
You can tell he's thinking nasty, dirty.
He's the one who legalized statutory rape for gays.
You don't know about this?
He lowered it down to like a, like, he lowered it down.
You're not like a sex offender or whatever.
If you rape a gay, if you're gay and you rape like a 14-year-old boy, you're not considered a child molester.
Because he said it's part of gay culture.
And they like, destigmatized or took the illegal.
I don't know what they did.
They did something.
I was waiting for gay people to be like, hey, no-uh.
Hey, dude, that's not us.
That's what I was waiting for.
I was like, all right, guys.
Deny it.
It's just silent.
Yeah, that is our culture.
Anyway, I'm not going to play any more of that video, but I just overunderstood this idea of like, let's talk to the kids and see what the kids think.
That's not how we run a society.
You don't want to ask you, imagine asking your kid.
Like, oh, well, I'm not going to dox, you know, your family.
But I meant, like, imagine like your kid telling you what they're going to be and do.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got some pretty wild laws out here about that.
In some states in Australia, which you may or may not be in.
Yeah, I don't care.
Fuck it.
My kid's not being trans.
But that's the thing.
Trans are demons.
Well, it's the same thing with like Greta Booberg.
Greta Thunberg, you know?
Yeah.
Greta Greta Tunberg is her name, right?
Tunenberg.
Thunberg.
Yeah, it's like we need advice on how to deal with all our issues.
Let's ask children.
Someone said he doesn't deserve to be part of the world anymore.
That's pretty true.
The doctor doesn't deserve to be part of the world anymore.
The guy.
The trans on.
Look at Saint Street.
Well, this guy.
That might be like my poop sticking out of my butt when it's looking for like...
Oh, man.
Okay.
I have no idea where I'm going with that segment.
I had no idea.
I'm not going to read the next story because I just can't deal with it anymore.
I can't do anything else.
I can't deal with any more stories like this.
We do have one more segment that we've got to talk about as well.
I do want to watch a couple, I don't know if we're watching.
Let's see if this works.
Is this?
Oh, are you doxing yourself right now?
Oh.
No.
No, I don't care.
Oh, I did hit up Miles and asked him if he's okay.
Who's Miles?
Lord Miles?
You don't know Lord Miles is?
No.
He's missing.
Who's missing?
Lord Miles.
You don't know about this?
Oh, is he in the Taliban guy?
Yeah, he's been missing since February 28th.
So check this out.
So he's been missing.
And I was like, I wanted to see if he was pranking.
So I messaged him like, you okay?
And he usually writes me back really quickly.
And he never wrote me back.
And he's been missing.
He went missing in these hills in Afghanistan that are controlled by ISIS.
I'm not joking.
He went missing February 28th.
And I hope he's alright.
I'm not joking.
Like, I hope he's alright.
The Taliban says that he went missing and they're going to try to look for him.
He's friends with the Taliban.
That's pretty cool.
Also, that tweet is awesome.
What?
His flatmate said it.
What was it?
You just had it up.
His flatmate said it came and read.
He was reading the Bible and his flatman said that's a book as a fairy tale, so he threw an empty mug at his head.
That's so funny.
That's funny.
He also has autism.
Oh, really?
But I think he...
Because the Taliban hates ISIS, and so they...
The Taliban hate ISIS.
Yes.
How does that work?
The Taliban are cool, actually.
And ISIS are not cool.
Yes, correct.
Any of them fake?
Like, not real?
I think the ISIS and Taliban are real.
By fake, I mean not real.
I remember when Trump's like, we're going to get rid of ISIS, and he dropped like a $400,000 bomb that was just made by the military industrial complex that we never used before.
He killed like two children.
We got him.
Two kids.
They're dead.
Dude, America.
I love what America just says.
Seems like Biden will be like, I ordered a drone strike, and we took them out.
We cut the head of ISIS.
We took him out.
And then it comes out like two days later, and it's like, a report comes in from Pakistan television, translated, that says that the drone strike actually blew up a school bus of children.
This is a true story.
It was like a car.
Killed like a family of 15, like eight kids, and there was no ISIS involved.
And then there'll be like an interview, and it's like, this is America with our wars.
It's like, so, Biden, you know, it says here, you know, you were on TV.
You said that we took out, in quote, the head of ISIS with the drone strike.
It was a success.
It was confirmed reports, the intelligence, that you actually killed a family, two families, actually in a bus, 15 people, eight children.
You actually killed a bunch of children?
Am I getting that?
You actually killed a bunch of children.
Well, you know, I don't, I don't, I mean, in war, in war, things, you know, this is unfortunate.
You know, it's like, it's like blew up like 15 kids.
Like, it's just unfortunate.
Like, you just.
Well, doesn't he have that go answer all his questions?
They always do.
Yeah.
Well, now we have a black lesbian.
Gino.
Gino.
Jean-Pierre.
Gene Pierre.
Queen Jean Pierre, I think it's her name.
Queen Jean.
Corrine.
Corrine.
Oh, Corine.
Dude.
Black people have crazy names, dude.
I never understand their names.
Queen Jean.
That's why.
Disrespectful.
Question for Queen Jean Pierre.
That's not her name.
Yeah, that rubs me the wrong way because it sounds French.
Yeah.
I've been there three times.
He's not okay.
People are saying.
I know.
I know.
Corrine Jean Pierre.
I don't know what that is.
Anyway, we do need to get into this segment.
This is looking at, I don't want to get a segment.
I got bronchitis.
Ain't nobody got time for it.
Ain't nobody get time for it.
Ain't nobody got time for it.
Ain't nobody get time.
Ain't nobody get time.
Ain't nobody get death for it.
I told you.
What did I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Cause I told you.
That's a segment where we look at trends with certain groups of people, and we can't say anything, but we just go, hmm.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess I'll see.
Speaking of that, that's the picture, Miles with the Taliban.
Is Miles a homosexual man by any chance?
No, he's just autistic.
Okay.
Question answered.
I hope he's okay.
I really do.
I hope we're not laughing.
I hope he actually is definitely okay.
I did want to bring up something that was kind of important and that I thought, where is it?
Oh, this has nothing to do with anything.
I just want to bring that picture up.
Oh.
Live-grown meat?
Hmm.
This is such a dumpster fire of the segment here at the end.
Oh, here it is.
Okay.
So this is pretty crazy.
Did you know that not all spiders are deadly, but just 13% of spiders have venom?
And so people get mad at all spiders and they don't like spiders and they think that spiders are deadly.
And it's true.
Spiders are involved in all spider deaths and all spider bites.
But not all spiders bite, correct?
Correct?
Sure, yeah.
So eight spiders beat 33-year-old white women unconscious and unprovoked attack.
We've had this increase in unprovoked attacks.
So you'll see.
Unprovoked spider bites?
Unprovoked spider bites right here.
I'm not going to say anything about the story other than they just these miners, these kids walked up and beat the shit out of this white woman.
And I've been seeing a lot of unprovoked attacks happening recently.
And this has been increasing in major cities.
Crime is up drastically.
And so I just want to remind you, get out of cities.
And also keep your guard up.
Always keep your guard up when you're out in the outback.
Yeah.
What's this flesh that I'm seeing here?
That's the woman's face.
Oh, okay.
That's not good.
Yeah.
That's not good at all.
I also want to bring up another segment as well, which was something very important that I thought was interesting.
So we don't just talk about race.
We also talk about fat people as well.
This woman gave us advice on how to travel when obese.
Travel might look a little different for us plus size folks, but it's still possible.
The airlines should do a better job accommodating us, but until then, I'll keep shouting my message from the rooftops.
You deserve to travel just as much as anyone else.
I don't know what that was, but on that note, I did want to say, okay, so I want to bring something up here.
I want to bring up a clip from the show.
From the documentary.
Yeah, from the documentary.
I called a show.
A clip of the show.
Very good documentary.
You've seen it.
You got early access to see it, didn't you?
Yeah, and it's actually amazing.
And it's about Shia LaBeouf and the.
I was just going to say it's about Trump derangement syndrome and the He Will Not Divide Us.
It is really crazy.
It's about his artwork.
It's about clashes between people and rich people and poor people.
There's people on mushrooms.
But I also love this story that's in it as well from Hyde.
Watch this.
At this point, the shit show had already started, and people were like, you know what would make it even better, even more volcanic if we got Sam Hyde there.
Sam Hyde, at the time, people on poll they loved him.
This would be perfect for Sam.
He lives close.
He's got to go do this.
Why isn't Sam there?
He had just been canceled.
It was like, go.
People were like trolling.
It was like, Sam Hyde said he'll arrive in two hours.
And they would just troll and just be like, Sam Hyde in 20, Sam Hyde in 10, and just keep posting that.
I'm pretty sure people were like messaging Sam Hyde in droves to come out.
Wouldn't it be great if he was there and he had a little fun with it?
Definitely was memed into existence for him to come down.
How did you get involved in that?
Luke just called me and asked me if I would do it for $3,500.
It was a sudden thing.
I got a call from him asking if I would go down there and shake things up and be an agent provocateur type guy.
I think he wanted me to be.
He probably would have been excited if I had done something like physically violent or something, but he wanted maximal news headlines.
No one knows that.
No one knows what.
That he asked you to go.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm telling him, I'm telling you now because he owes me money.
Two things what?
The Shia LaMoff story.
Oh, the Shiloh Buster.
Yeah, no, we just, the story I get.
Well, we'll get into that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know how that started playing, but I did want to say that was quite interesting because if you, if you, I love the artwork too in the film.
I think it's really good.
Really good, really, really talented guys.
A group of guys called Studio Mundi.
They did all the animations for the documentary.
Yeah, to preface that clip, if you know the law, the deep internet law, you know that Sam Hyde went to the Shia LaBeoufs, He Will Not Divide Us.
Odd project.
And something that was discovered in the interviews for the documentary was that Sam Hyde claims to have been paid by Shia's crew to go and start up controversy at the site to cause some issues, as he puts it, to what did he say?
To shake things up.
So that was like a crazy claim that we found out making the documentary.
And then, yeah, I don't know if you want to.
That was like everyone thought he just went down there spontaneously, but that was like a scoop.
So the allegations of the behind the scenes of the Shia team.
Well, this is what he says, but then he comes on the screen the other day.
Yeah, this is what this was like.
So we put that in the documentary.
You'll see that if you've seen the documentary.
And then Sam Hyde, we lost contact with him producing the documentary.
And then Sam Hyde comes out with his video just a few weeks after the documentary goes live.
And do you want to play that?
Yeah.
Two things what?
The Shia LaBoff story.
Oh, the Shia LaBeouf story.
Yeah, no, we just.
The story I gave in that documentary is fake.
Yeah, so I don't know what happened there, but I think he might have been getting sued or something.
I think that's what I'm wondering.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.
I haven't been able to get to the bottom of it and talk to Sam about it.
And I don't know, because the weird thing was he had all this, there was a lot of stuff that didn't make in the documentary where he talked about sort of background information of the project.
And it seemed like he knew a whole bunch of information that wasn't public knowledge.
And that's that is what made it really convincing that he was telling the truth about being paid to go down.
But then he came out and said that, and I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what's true.
It's like a, did you see that documentary that iDubbz made with Sam Hyde?
No.
No, I didn't.
That's, your viewers probably have seen it.
iDubbbs made this thing and he had this fake Sam Hyde had this fake girl that he paid to be his girlfriend who was like a crackhead and all this sort of thing and then when iDubbs confronted him about it it was just like this it was just this fake thing so yeah I don't know it's like wait let me see some real fast I guess Rumble went down for a second the actual website I don't know our our live is fine give me a second
Oh well, unfortunately I'll have to play some more.
I'll play on.
Are we up?
We're back up.
Yeah, it went out there right in the middle of your speech.
I don't know, it just literally went down.
I watched Rumble's having Rumble's twitching.
Let me check.
No, Rumble's really twitching out like really crazy.
I don't know what happened.
They they uh, they had this scoop.
They knew we were gonna drop this scoop.
Yeah no, it literally just like crashed and then we lost, like all of our people.
So everyone says it's back now.
I didn't notice, let's see, never went down for me.
Yeah, it was weird.
Like crashed for a bunch of people and then we lost like half the people in like one second.
It just like disappeared off trying to find out alive.
How many followers do you have in Rumble?
Oh, here we go.
Sorry, don't want to.
Someone said I was the only one on for one of those minutes while you were talking.
Hey, that's my number one fan right there.
No, that is amazing, that is.
But you guys, you do need to watch.
You do need to watch it, need to check it out and you've got to make sure that you get the documentary.
Check it out.
The Dividers right, is that the.
It's called the Dividers.
It's on um, my movies plus movies plus a very based um network.
Oh, we're back and we're up to 1.1k, let's go.
Are we on on rumble?
Yeah yeah oh, I don't know what's going on with rumble, but I guess then everyone is still.
It's just, it's just buffering, so they're still gonna hear your speech.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're back, so hopefully they'll hear my speech.
But um yeah, get it, go go to movies plus um.
You use code dividers and you'll get a discount.
I think it's 10 off or maybe it's more.
Yeah, so check it out.
Links in the description.
Anyway, I want to thank you so much to my guest who came on today and came uh down from from some.
I'm gonna give your address.
I'm gonna tell people to kill you.
There's a gun and it's under this in his closet and you can shoot him.
No, but we're gonna have it's gonna be really good.
We're gonna jump out for a second and then we're gonna just go talk to the people in locals.
So if you want to be in, if you want to be in locals, make sure you check it out.
Elijah Schaefer.locals.com.
Links in the description.
We're getting a message from the outside world here.
What?
You guys didn't crash for us.
This is from.
Oh, from.
So I think we're good.
Yeah.
I think we survived.
I wonder if they watched the whole show.
I wonder if they did.
I hope not.
But I really hope not, too.
I didn't know they would be.
If the girls are in the other room watching this, oh, guys, I think Kez watched this.
Oh, Kez doesn't know that she's not on the show.
She's the usual co-host.
Yeah.
Everyone's saying dox him in the chat.
Docs him.
Post his address.
Post his address.
No, we've actually gone pretty late.
You know, it's like almost like one in the morning, U.S.
Oh, hell yeah.
Are we going to go on?
We're like literally in the middle.
Yes, we're going to go to locals.
So if you guys want to go there, check it out right now.
We're going to be signing out here at Rumbles.
And if you guys are members, this is the member only section for you guys.
We're going to talk a little bit about some of the craziest things from making the film.
He's going to tell you a little bit about his interactions with.
I'm making this up.
He's going to tell you his interactions with Sam Hyde, Nick Fuentes, Brittany Venti, Sean Malia, all the trolls, anonymous trolls.
We're going to dox all the trolls.
Let's talk a little bit about it.
So we're going to just jump in there so if we want to hang out if you're up late and you're here in the locals chat.
I do want to read a couple of the super chats real quickly before we go.
I know I should have been reading them earlier, but says, Carl Kramez said that I will wish I know how to respond to a particular post in the comments.
Pass the basket toss, your coins inmate.
The black pill sent it.
Somebody also, oh my.
Oh, I'm going to put it up.
What?
Excuse me.
That was so gross.
What?
Are you having a heart attack?
No, I.
I clicked on, like, they sent a super chat, right?
Into the watch.
You'll see right now.
They sent a super chat.
They paid to send this.
It's a meat torpedo, their favorite meat torpedo.
Oh, by the way, someone said that this is Kez watching.
All right, but they sent their favorite meat torpedo to remind us about what makes it.
Oh!
That's the one I was thinking of, actually.
I've seen that one.
Look at that.
Look at that.
See, this person was smart because they were like, I need a larger tortilla.
Like, I need a larger, like, um material.
What is that?
The forearm's just not going to cut it.
I'm going to need a big, big burrito.
That's an XL burrito.
And so they had to take it from the thigh there.
What is that?
Yeah, it's just skin.
What's in the middle?
That's always my question.
What's in the middle of that?
I can show you.
What do they stuff it with?
Is it lettuce?
Is it tomato?
Is it salt?
Someone said it's a Springles can.
Yeah, that's about right.
Oh, okay.
A couple more of the chats here.
Breezy said, I'm on no cigarettes for nearly two months.
I smoked for 11 years.
My lungs feel so much better.
That's good.
Yeah, we're not talking about smoking every day.
Doomsday said his trans name is Eileen.
And also his favorite restaurant is IHOP, and his name is Skip.
And posted another picture of him in a helmet.
That's mean.
That's our thing.
That's our thing.
Someone said, hi, Kez.
You look different tonight.
And Alex Lindquist said, I've never seen so much homosexual tension until these two got on screen.
Thank you, Alex.
That's very true.
That's actually very true.
Very mean.
Someone said this is her daughter.
It's a gremlin.
It's a gremlin.
And then someone just said they wanted to send a picture of cats with Crocs on.
Hey, that looks pretty cool, actually.
These are all from locals, by the way.
I just like to read them on Rumble before we go on to the next thing.
And then check this out.
I bet you guys have never seen this before.
Have you ever seen this?
Anyway, guys, check us out on Locals.
We're going to be over there in just a moment.
Let me go ahead and let me get this going.
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