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Far Left TERRORISTS Get REKT - ATTACK CHARLIE KIRK !
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Well, it turns out in a series of events, Antifa gets wrecked after attacking Charlie Kirk in another major riot at a California university.
The banks are collapsing.
And of course, there is a mystery country that seems to always be involved.
We're going to be laughing at insane things, including a training video for parents to affirm the gender of their three-year-olds from an American hospital.
And we have a guest on tonight who has a new documentary out we'll talk about later.
It is approximately 10.30 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Apologies as our computer crashed.
Let's get down.
I'm not going to make you work on that for so long.
We're not going to go so long tonight.
Kez is not here tonight.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
We do get amazing some laughter, some applause.
I know I'm very famous, a little still clean-shaven.
We've got some crazy stories tonight.
My guest is the director and the creator of the Dividers documentary about Shia LaBeouf.
We will be talking about it tonight.
It is insane.
There's a lot of familiar faces that you might know.
And you don't get, you actually don't get a name badge because your button doesn't work right now.
So unfortunately, we're just in that, we're just in the position where the buttons don't work, and we have to go with what we have to go with.
You know, we're going to talk about your documentary later in the show, but we've got to get into the story for today.
Obviously, everyone knows we start by talking about the Matrix and what's been going on.
And I thought nothing better reminded me of exactly kind of the topics we're talking about in the simulation than this image that Jack Pasobic put up, which is a homeless guy.
And he's got it.
He's like sleeping in his shit.
And he is playing with his Oculus.
And I don't think there's any better way to kick off this show and remind us exactly where, exactly where we're headed.
First of all, you look good there.
Since this picture was taken, let me see you shaved.
I'm not mad about it, but I do want to jump into into this.
So this is a kind of irrelevant, but it's also true.
Again, this is from uh, this is from Rebecca Br.
Rebecca Bannon um, she was just bringing up uh, the fact that well okay, so I didn't mean to cut off the Turning Point logo, that's just the.
This is front lines with Drew Hernandez and Turning Point USA, and basically it started off pretty normally.
There was just a normal afternoon on a college campus right, so you have farms like a normal afternoon on a college campus in the Usa.
It's like exactly it's so it's a, it's a afternoon and I just went on online.
I'm like I guess it's just a tuesday or a wednesday or whatever the day was, and it like it turns out that in this is, by the way, you see Davis, this is northern California.
It's like we are literally post pandemic and they're back out and also you notice they're still wearing masks, like if you see that guy in the back corner there and the other guy, and they're still using anonymity to fight back.
And I just don't feel like we've gotten into and made any progress as a country, because you thought when the pandemic ended, maybe we stopped the far left violence, but now it just continues and continues and we have more of these people that are just on skirmish lines and nobody cares, they even make the news.
And so by no means am I like, I'm actually opposite saying this is awesome, but like also saying, like, he, this guy, like, he becomes a street reporter, right?
And like, he, I think he got taken off of YouTube because he goes to like a gay parade in LA.
There's like this Mexican mom, and she's got like her son.
And he's like, so why are you with your son?
And he's like, she's like, yeah, I'm with my son because he is like, he's guya na guanto seporum.
He's like, I forget what he said, but he's like, this is demonic.
This is evil.
You are a bad parent.
Your kid's homosexual.
And so it's like, like, badgering this woman.
He's like, samosexual go to hell or something like that.
And he starts like badgering this like woman with her kid.
And it's very funny, though.
I thought it was hilarious.
And then YouTube like took it down for hate, their hate policy.
And then he like, and then he like, I went to like two other events with this guy.
And every time I turned around, he was fighting somebody in the crowd, beating the shit out of like this.
I would play it, but I think it's age-restricted on YouTube.
Maybe, oh, you know what?
We'll play it in the hmm section.
Later in the show, we will play it.
But like, I feel like that's the confidence that our people bring, though, right?
You always have this level of like, they're just ready to go.
He's just ready to go.
And it gets better, though.
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So, it does get crazier, though, because as we jump into this, I think the police, oh, yeah, they actually broke into the building.
But apparently, the dean of the school made a video.
It's here.
And Charlie Kirk responds to it.
So I never saw the original video.
But before Charlie Kirk came onto the campus, the dean said this.
And he's a black affirmative action guy.
But apparently he made some claims about Charlie.
I've actually never asked a friend why it happened and they sent me this video.
And we're going to watch it together and find out what he said.
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All right.
Three of you have reached out to me and others regarding tonight's event.
Turning to the city.
That's right.
We are registered.
TPUSA at UC Davis.
Thank you for sharing your distress at a student group hosting a speaker who is a well-documented proponent of misinformation and hate and who has advocated for violence against transgender people.
I've never done that.
That is a lie.
We might sue you for that.
Campuses may not prohibit student organizations such as TPUSA because of that pescato First Amendment.
Even if the speaker's intended speech is loathsome and hurtful to loathsome others in our campus community.
With respect to concerns related to violence, UC policy permits denial of requests if the speaker will present a clear and present danger to the campus.
If I present a clear and present danger, that there is a similarly heavy burden for criminal prosecution for incitement of violence.
Please be assured that we are monitoring the event.
Monitoring Wrong.
That's what he's saying.
He's got to be really careful.
As a president or chancellor or whatever of a university, he's supposed to remain neutral.
This doesn't sound neutral.
This could be interpreted in a courtroom as trying to use power, trying to use influence to restrict somebody's First Amendment rights.
Because, you know, it's like, I mean, they literally, they literally promote like other countries and stuff.
Like, it's a very open organization.
They have like gay black conventions and stuff.
I mean, and you do you.
I'm not talking shit.
I just meant it's kind of like, I think they're going to have to sue probably because this technically endangered his life.
I'm not trying to bitch about it, but I'm just saying, like, realistically speaking, if you said something that incited violence and it's not, like, if they said Trump should have gone to jail for inciting January 6th, then this guy should go to jail for inciting the insurrection erection thing.
That like the lawyer that was involved with like Clinton and the Epsteins, how she accidentally died from complications due to turbulence and air in her private jet.
But yeah, we had those major, major demonstrations in Melbourne and Canberra against the COVID mandates, all the lockdowns and the vaccine mandates and all that.
And like, no one had, no one had ever seen anything like that ever.
Yeah, and they, and then they like, then I think whenever they recently got caught for corruption, but then made a law that you can't investigate corrupt politicians or something like that.
It's like, dude, like, I just talk to people out here.
Like, it's like, they don't even think about politics.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, dude, like, hey, remember when they just had like barriers up between like this, this one city here is split between two borders and they literally put up barricades and like people couldn't go to work and stuff.
And I like bring it up to strangers, like, hey, did we just like a year ago?
They had like borders up and you guys like put like border security.
You couldn't like cross the border.
And they're like, yeah, it was like, yeah, it was not, it was kind of complicated and like, it's hard to get to work.
Did they do that in America about locking down state borders?
No, Yeah, that was, but you also are in, I don't want to dox it.
No, don't dox it.
we're in a good part the part that we're in tends the people here tend to be a lot less they're a lot more laid back and a lot less like uh even interested in politics so Dude, they don't even work.
I love that I think it's like, we're like at the Ukraine border, like, who do you work for?
It's like dude, you're just a guy in a mask and you bought a beanie from Walmart and you're spray painting a trans flag.
This is UC Davis.
This is a college.
There's literally probably the only place in all of the state of California that maybe, maybe perhaps they don't agree with the trans ideology is just in that building in the entire state, not just like in the campus.
And you can go in there if you're trans.
They even invite you to speak and ask questions and to like be involved.
And then they're like, and this is what they're, this is what they're doing.
They're doing it for social media presence.
Like, this is not real activism.
I call it claptivism because they're just looking for people to give them attention.
Dude, you know, you can really hear the extradoll, like, hormone blockers coming through, like, scream, buddy!
It's like, but okay, but this is, this is a problem, and I feel like a lot of this actually, this activism is coming together, came from what your documentary is about, which, of course, would be that the He Will Not Divide Us art project that Shia LaBeouf put together that sort of brought in this getting together and this activism against Donald Trump.
It was the Trump derangement syndrome.
And as we talk about it a little bit, and we go into the next, what we're going to talk about a little bit later as well, I just want to play some of the commercial for it so you guys can check it out.
But I just wanted to point that out because I thought that was actually very, very, very funny.
On top of that, this is all more just like dark humor.
The bank, SBV, that collapsed, I went to go try to find videos of the bank.
And I'm like, I wonder why this bank collapsed.
Because you know that they were sort of like all the funding for climate emergency.
Like this is where all the ESG and green money was.
And I went ahead and looked up, I was watching MSNBC and I saw they were talking about their investment committee that sort of fumbled the bag, you know?
And they put up a picture of the entire investment team and this was them.
It was an all is Bryn Talk, Karen Firestone, Shannon Sequoia, and Jenny Harrington.
So it was an all it was a diversity all-female investment team that accidentally messed up the investments for the bank.
And that's the problem when you go work with HR is you already know you're screwed and you walk in when they're like, like, I am, I am actually, like, I am not joking.
Anytime I've ever dealt with an HR department, it's the most feminist woman who's like, so what are your thoughts on women?
And so the problem is, is I've seen this in every company because people don't get into HR unless like they're usually diversity hires.
And so we have a new podcast coming out tomorrow talking about DEI diversity, equity, and inclusion with a non-controversial guest called No White Guilt.
So it's very non-controversial, very normal episode, not difficult, but HR departments are crazy.
But then I literally found this other video that is out there that are crazy.
They're always crazy.
This is one of the executives.
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Scott Shea, chairman of Signature Bank, and it is a pleasure for me to welcome you to this multimedia, multicasted, multi-spatial meeting of the Pride Council.
It's pretty freaking genius if you think about it, though.
Like, like, that's what I said about the woke doctrine that I think is cool.
Woke, since someone recently couldn't define it, I've always just defined basically woke as a lifestyle, current lifestyle based on political correctness.
So this idea of doing whatever is the next thing.
I believe in the next thing and I trust the next thing and I am the next thing and I'm excited.
And I don't hate on people because people suck dick for crack.
So meaning like this is easier.
This is easier.
It happens.
You know, sometimes you get a crack addiction and you get the opposite of the crack.
But I'm just saying like this is not a bad way to make money.
It's like you can literally get paid to walk into a room and just talk about Z-Zer pronouns.
There was a big report that came out with, because you know, Silicon Valley with SBV bank going on, they've been having layoffs and issues for a while.
I would say on the flip side, like I'm in a different season of my life right now, and I'm trying to make better choices because I have, I'm basically, mushrooms are not involved in my life right now is what I'm trying to say.
Like, I'm not trying to do mushrooms.
I'm not mad if somebody did them, but I also don't think it's like my goals right now to be closer to God.
I don't see how tripping on mushrooms brings me closer to God in any way.
So that might sound really basic and rudimentary, but that's what I meant.
It's like, that's what I believe with it.
It's like there are, everything I do either brings me closer to God or further away.
I don't think there's like a middle ground.
And I think I'm a human and I'm a man of flesh and I'm trying to do my best.
My best isn't always great.
But at the same time, I definitely don't feel that like, you know, going to Bali and going on a peyote, you know, safari or whatever, you know, in the wilderness is going to necessarily do as much for you, Katie, as not stop, just stop being a feminist bitch, maybe, and go get married and have kids.
And you might find yourself by losing yourself.
I think that's more biblical.
It's like, find yourself by losing yourself.
But I do think that mushrooms could be used in counseling.
I think they could be used to cure depression and micro-dosing.
But I think someone's like, get my brother in Christ get high on the Holy Spirit.
No, I don't think getting high is like productive.
It doesn't lead you the most productive life.
And that's all I think.
And I think that's kind of the question we have to be asking ourselves is like, with all this going around, we should aim to live more productive lifestyles.
It's like a plane crashing outside.
I don't know if you guys can hear that.
I was like, what the hell?
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Well, some things are not funny.
Some things are just confusing.
And these are the WTF videos that I don't think I understand and topics I never will.
I might get in trouble for this segment, but we're going to go through it anyways.
Oh, life is so weird.
Life is so weird.
One of the craziest things that I pretty much saw ever was the U.S. found a solution to school shootings, right?
I think we were playing a game the other day on TV, and the question was how to become the most popular kid in school.
And somebody wrote, I don't know who it was, wrote, become a school shooter.
And I don't think that that was, I think that was the right answer, but incorrect because you would become the most popular kid.
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But I think in a very brief period of time, you would be the one that on the news, too.
All people do is look to write smear articles about me since I've started the show, but it's act, they're actually funny.
So, but, but I, for a while, and then what the problem was, that what really sold the bag here that ended up coming problematically was that somebody in my telegram, telegram you guys are so bad, is like there were, they redid the Doom picture of the monsters and the guy on Doom with me in a helmet, and I just saw, like, me killing aliens, and I posted on Twitter, but like, very opaque on all of the demons said trans kid.
So it's like this meme of me blowing heads off of trans kid demons, and I didn't know that it said trans kids on there.
And so then like it was like, it was like he doubled down.
I see like I wake up and there's like articles like, you doubled down on the trans kid joke.
You doubled down.
I go, I didn't double down on it.
You guys told me not to say anything.
And then it was like, you put up a meme blasting trans demons.
And I go, I didn't know.
I didn't know that's what it was.
And it really, we lost a lot of money.
We lost a lot of money.
I've just got to say, I was on in the last few months there, I had like lost a million dollars.
So I would say it was not good.
It was not good.
It was a lot of money was lost from the things I'd chosen to do on the show.
Anyway, uh, in this section, uh, this actually reminds me of uh something that I wanted to talk about too, about the movie because the movie is about Shia LaBeouf.
Um, if you guys had watched the commercial earlier, you got the documentary Shia LaBeouf, Sam Hydes in it, Fuentes, lots of great people.
Not some not great people, some pretty fucked up shitty people, too.
But that's why you got to watch it because you got to love, watch it, you got to hate, watch it, you got to see all the craziness.
Um, and it's about the insanity.
Um, and one of the weird things, though, was that you know, I know that Shia LaBeouf, though, after this, can end up converting to Christianity, yeah, yeah.
You got the yeah, I was gonna bring this up, but then, but then I got kind of shocked because I know we were talking about how Shia ended up converting, oh, yeah, and then he converted, and now he's in some movie, he's unrecognizable, some Greek goddess drag, complete with high heels.
Shia LaBeouf is like playing a drag queen, and I don't know what I think about this because a lot of people think that it's you know, from like Leviticus that it's like wrong.
And I think I used to not really care about the stuff.
Like, one time I went to a uh film that a drag show before it was like popular, I thought it was a film.
It was the AIDS that made that made that the first part stop, though.
Oh, okay, the second part was because of Christ.
Yeah, okay, no, but but I, but I went to a Rue.
We did you could watch the video, I think I actually got deleted off YouTube Drag Con and filmed people there before it was like in the news, before the right started grifting on being mad about drag queens.
Um, when was this back when you first 2019, yeah?
Oh, geez, this is like four years ago before everyone, that's all we talk about.
But you know, I think this is different than drag, right?
Because he's acting, he's like in a movie, yeah.
But I still think this is a lot of people are questioning and wondering, like, what's going on with this guy, Shia, because he says he converted and he's like very Catholic, and now he's like playing a drag queen or something.
Well, yeah, I know, but I'm just saying that, like, it's it is an interesting thing because I think the film like tracks the whole sort of like downfall of Shia almost through how this project like took him down, right?
And I know from working in the media industry, like I know genuinely it can take you down because it's really a depressing environment.
I mean, like, there's the worst people you will ever meet.
People will lie about you, they'll destroy you, people will try to like, I mean, even his art project, people were trying to destroy it, people were taking advantage of it.
And I mean, as much as it's funny, it's still like the chaos That goes on, you know, sometimes maybe you're not ready for the reality of how serious things can get.
Yeah, that was, I remember it was like the top new, everyone was talking about it for like a few months when it first came out.
And then it was the, I don't know if people watching at home remember this in 2017 when Chai LaBeouf had, it was that art project that he did, performance art project, where he would stand in front of the camera and chant he will not divide us over and over and over as a as a protest, an art project, but also a protest against the Trump election.
And he was supposed to do that for four years, and then everyone started trolling.
Yeah, but on the flip side of it, on the flip side of it, on the flip side of it, I also used to teach Down syndrome children too at one point, but that's another side thing.
So she named her Academy Award a they them, right?
So she gave it a they them.
And there's this whole controversy where she wanted to thank her trans daughter.
And because this next story is, we're not a lot.
I probably have already gone too far on this YouTube episode, but we can only talk about it on Rumble.
So I just put the link to the Rumble in the description.
So if you guys want to finish this story, because they're going to go pretty hard on here, number one, make sure you click the link and you get the Dividers documentary.
It's right there.
Get the link, download it, watch the show if you're on YouTube and make sure that you support it.
And support independent filmmaking.
Also watch it.
It's very based, very red-pilled.
Anything you want to tell them before we jump over to Rumble?
So, it's like, how could people think that they are good guys when they are now putting my characters in blackface?
They're making all of our characters blackface, making hateful comments about who I am as a person without even knowing me.
This is why I don't show my face.
This is why I prefer to be my goblin.
This is why I'm a VTuber.
And goes on to say, just listen, it gets so good because it's not about who I am or what I look like.
It's so I don't get people being horrible and making fun of how I look.
There's a lot of this, a lot of this commenting about how I look.
You know, the mom was trying to hide, didn't accidentally dox this person's VTube account.
This person's been trying to be anonymous, and you just think, why is Jamie Lee Curtis's beautiful daughter like what if she's so special and she's getting Oscars dedicated to her?
Like, what is it that she's trying to hide?
So, 4chan stuff have somehow began surfacing many pictures of Jamie Lee Curtis's family, and we got a finally got to see who Jamie Lee Curtis's daughter is, And this is Jamie Lee Curtis's daughter.
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Dude.
It's just, it just looks like a normal, beautiful young woman to me.
it's so cruel you know it's so cruel because yeah that I didn't want to laugh It was, no, it's cruel because I was saying it is really rude that people, all Jamie Lee Curtis was trying to do. was wish her son a happy birthday.
All they're trying to do is just, it's just, it's like, but it actually brought up some really interesting talking points that I thought, you know, people don't really talk about.
Because if you don't, if you have, obviously you haven't been tracking the show.
You haven't been around here.
But like, I've really pissed off the internet like really badly, like, again, several times this week, actually.
I keep going really viral on accident.
And I'm talking about like in two days, it's gotten 50 million views.
Is I said, I said there's a gay tape, my gay tape fiasco.
It got out that I have a gay tape.
But I was talking about the tape on the box.
But the furries, the furry community was like, oh, we got him.
He's got a gay tape he's trying to hide.
And so for like six days, I've had just, like, I keep posting pictures, like hundreds to thousands of furries in my inbox, just flooding and flooding and flooding it.
And I've backtracked who they are too, and they all look the same, but that's not.
So I have to play this video because what happened is that I was then really, furries have been trying to kill me.
And they've been wishing me to kill myself for a while.
And if you want to be reminded of who are the people that are the furries that are trying to get me killed, I just want to remind you that I went and looked up who they are and how they look.
So I actually did, to put an example, right?
Like, I mean, this is literally what it looks like.
Like, people are like, where do you live?
You're gutless.
You're fucking retarded.
Like, my entire inbox is just flooded every three minutes.
I do say things on the internet.
Like, this woman attacked, this woman, like, attacked Lauren Bobert.
So I just said, eat less food and screenshot her picture.
I do ask for it a little bit.
People hate me for a reason.
I did remind you that I said, you know, that the torso guy is a trans now, right?
I mean, the guy's just a torso.
He's now a trans.
It's pretty crazy.
I am shook.
The gay torso guy is now a transformer.
So the trans community has not been very happy with me recently, which I fully like.
There is a problem in the fact that this furry community, we're supposed to be saying that they're like the future and that trans is good and stuff, but like they're afraid to even show their face.
And so I'm not going to build a society and subject it to the opinions of people who are too afraid to be on the internet but want the fame.
Right?
And I understand anon accounts can be good, but all of these people, there's a community.
Like they're all just anon people.
And when I find out how they look, I'm glad they remain anonymous because I would too.
So we're not going to get into it on this discussion because I'll probably discuss it on another show or like we've discussed it.
But by 2035, 70% of autistic people will probably be identifying LGBTQ.
And I've been talking about this for like now maybe three years that they really target autistic people because the like obviously not all autistic people are gay, like actually gay, but but but I met the LGBTQIA is an ever-expanding group, right?
It's like to be serious, it's like queer.
And queer used to just mean weird, like you're just a little bit queer, you're a little bit weird.
And obviously autistic people are a little bit weird.
Like probably 80% of my audience is probably autistic.
And you guys know you're weird.
And that's great.
And it's called weaponized autism.
But if you think about it, if you already don't have social, you know, like if you have a hard time making keeping friends, you end up perpetually online.
Maybe you're not one of the weaponized autism to me is when you have autism and a high IQ together.
Because when you have a high IQ and you have autism, then you have a weapon.
But if you're not having a high IQ and you're just autistic, then you're going to become LGBTQ today because you line up on Reddit in all these online chat rooms communities.
It's all been subverted and taken over by woke ideology.
And it's like, think about it.
Like you don't feel like yourselves and they tell you that it's pronouns, you're not that smart.
And so you just get sucked into this group.
That's why all the autistic people are like gay and trans now.
And the other one-third of Autistic People are all neo-Nazis.
No, but I mean, I meet a lot of autistic guys at the gym that are like, they're like hard to talk to a little bit or like get to know, but they like working out actually at the gym is good for autistic people because it's a single job.
You do it by yourself.
You're not working with anybody and it's not a team sport.
And you kind of, you know, just lift weights.
I don't know why I seem to know so much about this, but I was like, yeah, let me tell you.
No, but I think that the autistic people, they're timid, low IQ, and they're perpetually online.
I don't think, I think it's like with autism, you can train a lot of the negative aspects out of it.
You can learn to communicate.
And I don't think these people know how to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's a modern thing.
I don't think it was like that probably like 100 years ago.
The jack also of Tara Argentum said, When you come from a bloodline of gorgeous men and women, but you come out looking like a melted pork tallow.
I think they're talking about the trans person.
Also, Ro Lowe said, Elijah, on the subject of idiocy, like the trans stuff and trippy shit.
Look up, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared.
The original videos on YouTube.
Perfect for a trip and for the WTF segment.
Oh, I might actually check that out.
Speaking of that, I think we've looked at enough crazy stuff.
I want to look at something positive to talk about.
So these are our wins.
These are just something, an uplifting story that we're going to, to show you something that we can celebrate.
Well, I, speaking of the guys at the gym, speaking of guys at the gym, I have found this video of this guy that reminded me to stop being a loser and don't make excuses when it comes to working out.
We actually are good to go on this because I just need to open up a different browser and get this.
This gentleman actually reminded me to continue to try my best and to continue to work my hardest by reminding me that, you know, physical disabilities are just a short setback.
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That's good.
Nice.
Don't you want me, don't you want me, don't you want me That's awesome, too.
But also, I was going to say, like, I've noticed from working in network television, working in a lot of things, it is all bullshit.
The only difference they have is they have like, you know, like six producers working and making sure everything's organized where I have to do this all myself and click all my own buttons, right?
I mean, I switch the show.
I design all the graphics.
I do everything.
It's a lot of fun.
But I do say the fact is that cigars are coming back.
And I think there's been a huge attack where it used to be after dinner, the guys would go to the drawing room, they would have some brandy and some cigars.
And that's part of what we've lost is like, you'd go have a smoke together.
I don't know what's happening with my setup today.
Does anybody know why I am so bad at this?
Like, how did that happen?
How did, let me see this.
Let's see.
Let's see if I can get it.
Let's see if Elijah Schaefer can get his show right.
Can we see if we can do this?
Watch.
You think I can do this?
Okay, edit.
Oh, that's why.
Because you screwed it up because it's supposed to, when it crashed, remember when I reset all the buttons?
Someone said my favorite part of the show is Elijah has technical difficulties and fixes them live on the air and goes like, they go like, I can't believe it.
I don't know if I'm watching a show or what I'm like watching.
But I do want to bring up a couple of gross things that I thought were interesting.
So it turns out, you know, Biden was talking about trans-affirming surgeries.
And I was reminding people that, you know, trans-affirming surgeries are like basically at par with medieval torture devices.
And I just want you to watch this.
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Kids is a really harder thing.
What's going on in Florida is, as my mother would say, close to sinful.
I mean, it's just terrible what they're doing.
It's not like, you know, a kid wakes up one morning and says, you know, I decided I want to become a man or I want to become a woman or I want to change.
I mean, what are they thinking about here?
They're human beings.
They love.
They have feelings.
They have inclinations.
I mean, it just, to me, is, I don't know, it's cruel.
And the way we do it is we make sure we pass legislation like we passed on same-sex marriage.
You mess with that, you're breaking the law, and you're going to be held accountable.
This second half of the show is like the dumpster fire half that it's on Rumble only.
And it's basically because my end goal is to get the show to just be on Rumble so it can always be a dumpster fire because you have to on YouTube think about so much what you're going to say.
And then on here, you just go like, yep, and that's it.
Yes, because I did my thesis in university on transgender surgeries and youth.
And it's kind of really?
Yeah, it's kind of confusing, so sometimes, so part of, like, the head of the skin, like, they reattach nerves, like part of the labia and whatnot, that they'll, like, you know, stretch the, like, they'll, like, take insides and, like, bring nerve endings and attach But sometimes it's just like actually like a prosthetic.
Like sometimes it's just a like it's literally just like a tube.
You know, it's also like a really complicated part of the body because penises are weird, meaning like it's already like, even if it's natural, it's going to like be kind of like there's going to be variation.
And so when you're like, when you're doing this, I just don't understand what I don't know how that can be enjoyable.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know how you can look at this and be like, oh, I'm a man when that does.
that looks like an elephant trunk.
That doesn't look like a, that doesn't look like one.
You know, you just said, don't ever tell your mom and dad this.
And you know how they're like, we're not groomers.
Like, we're not, we're not, you know, we're not going after people.
Like, don't worry about us.
Well, Scott Weiner, one of the politicians in California, literally took a picture with a book that they have in children's schools now about being trans and gay.
I remember when Trump's like, we're going to get rid of ISIS, and he dropped like a $400,000 bomb that was just made by the military industrial complex that we never used before.
Seems like Biden will be like, I ordered a drone strike, and we took them out.
We cut the head of ISIS.
We took him out.
And then it comes out like two days later, and it's like, a report comes in from Pakistan television, translated, that says that the drone strike actually blew up a school bus of children.
This is a true story.
It was like a car.
Killed like a family of 15, like eight kids, and there was no ISIS involved.
And then there'll be like an interview, and it's like, this is America with our wars.
It's like, so, Biden, you know, it says here, you know, you were on TV.
You said that we took out, in quote, the head of ISIS with the drone strike.
It was a success.
It was confirmed reports, the intelligence, that you actually killed a family, two families, actually in a bus, 15 people, eight children.
I was just going to say it's about Trump derangement syndrome and the He Will Not Divide Us.
It is really crazy.
It's about his artwork.
It's about clashes between people and rich people and poor people.
There's people on mushrooms.
But I also love this story that's in it as well from Hyde.
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Watch this.
At this point, the shit show had already started, and people were like, you know what would make it even better, even more volcanic if we got Sam Hyde there.
Sam Hyde, at the time, people on poll they loved him.
This would be perfect for Sam.
He lives close.
He's got to go do this.
Why isn't Sam there?
He had just been canceled.
It was like, go.
People were like trolling.
It was like, Sam Hyde said he'll arrive in two hours.
And they would just troll and just be like, Sam Hyde in 20, Sam Hyde in 10, and just keep posting that.
I'm pretty sure people were like messaging Sam Hyde in droves to come out.
Wouldn't it be great if he was there and he had a little fun with it?
Definitely was memed into existence for him to come down.
Yeah, to preface that clip, if you know the law, the deep internet law, you know that Sam Hyde went to the Shia LaBeoufs, He Will Not Divide Us.
Odd project.
And something that was discovered in the interviews for the documentary was that Sam Hyde claims to have been paid by Shia's crew to go and start up controversy at the site to cause some issues, as he puts it, to what did he say?
To shake things up.
So that was like a crazy claim that we found out making the documentary.
And then, yeah, I don't know if you want to.
That was like everyone thought he just went down there spontaneously, but that was like a scoop.
So the allegations of the behind the scenes of the Shia team.
I haven't been able to get to the bottom of it and talk to Sam about it.
And I don't know, because the weird thing was he had all this, there was a lot of stuff that didn't make in the documentary where he talked about sort of background information of the project.
And it seemed like he knew a whole bunch of information that wasn't public knowledge.
And that's that is what made it really convincing that he was telling the truth about being paid to go down.
But then he came out and said that, and I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what's true.
It's like a, did you see that documentary that iDubbz made with Sam Hyde?
iDubbbs made this thing and he had this fake Sam Hyde had this fake girl that he paid to be his girlfriend who was like a crackhead and all this sort of thing and then when iDubbs confronted him about it it was just like this it was just this fake thing so yeah I don't know it's like wait let me see some real fast I guess Rumble went down for a second the actual website I don't know our our live is fine give me a second
So we're going to just jump in there so if we want to hang out if you're up late and you're here in the locals chat.
I do want to read a couple of the super chats real quickly before we go.
I know I should have been reading them earlier, but says, Carl Kramez said that I will wish I know how to respond to a particular post in the comments.