Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - RECESSION Bigger Than 2008 INCOMING as Major Bank COLLAPSES

March 11, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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RECESSION Bigger Than 2008 INCOMING as Major Bank COLLAPSES

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	Well, it looks like a recession is incoming.
	We have the insanity here.
	It's 2008 all over again.
	The banks are falling apart.
	The Biden administration is doing nothing.
	And it looks like the same people are in power.
	We're going to be looking at that, as well as a woman who boasts about taking her kids to drag shows and finding out the underage drinking is popular again, but maybe is still problematic.
	We have so much insane stuff to cover on today's episode of Knightly Offensive.
	It is approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	Let's have a good show.
	Oh, well, it turns out, everybody, my name's Elijah Schaefer, and the Transformers are still mad at me on Twitter.
	They're still mad.
	They're still mad.
	They're still very, very, very angry.
	I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
	And don't forget, Sir Dilbert of Dilbertstein.
	Sir Dilbert of Dilbertstein.
	That is so true.
	So as we jump into this, if you guys have been tracking the Transformer community, the Decepticon army has been very upset at me recently for because they always are.
	There's like three types of people that are mad at me at all times.
	Whores, feminists, and Transformers.
	And sometimes all three of them at the same time.
	And I'm not going to say I'm upset about it.
	It's quite interesting.
	However, because I point out to you guys that almost all of them were furries or had anonymous accounts, I decided to do a little bit of research into what the people look like that hate this show and that hate me.
	And I got to say congratulations to Landon Krauss.
	The love of my entire life just proposed to me.
	I'm effing, screaming, crying, throwing up.
	Wow.
	And they have matching glasses.
	Correct.
	And so congratulations.
	This is one of the people that told me to kill myself.
	Landon Krauss Bukake, who also still has a furry as his profile picture or their profile picture.
	I don't want to get the pronouns incorrect.
	But I got to say, this is how the people look that hate us.
	So I think we're doing something well.
	Absolute best wishes to them.
	I hope that their marriage is fulfilling and all good things happen to them.
	Yeah, geez.
	Good job, Landon Krauss.
	Good job.
	Congratulations.
	Well, we got a big story to talk about today.
	Basically, the banks are collapsing.
	We got to find out what's going wrong in the Matrix.
	Let's jump into this.
	Well, as Peter Schiff said, this might be the worst financial crisis since 2008 that will start soon unless the feds act quickly to postpone it.
	However, a far greater U.S. dollar and sovereign debt crisis will occur later if it does.
	The latter will be far more devastating for the economy.
	And the average American.
	So if you guys aren't familiar with this, essentially, one of the major banks in the United States, Silicon Valley Banking System, which accounts for billions of dollars of investment, collapsed today.
	And this is the first major banking collapse that I know of that has occurred since the 2008 era.
	And I just want to remind you guys, the Matrix is glitching.
	It seems like every 10 years, they always go, oopsie.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, oh, shoot.
	You know, we messed up the whole global banking system again.
	And so one of the major banks collapsed.
	And if you guys are familiar with exactly what's going on with the banking collapse, I did have a clip here from Tucker Carlson's show tonight for all of you guys that have not been tracking the story and what's been going on.
	And I hope that this can elucidate you a little bit more.
	Listen to this.
	For precise sense of what it means when Joe Biden brags about the strongest and most equitable economic recovery in modern history.
	What it means is it could be time to buy gold and stockpile food.
	Oh, there's a deal on Russian steel case?
	I think I'll pick up a pallet.
	Just kidding, sort of.
	Yesterday, some of the biggest banks in this country, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, J.P. Morgan, Morgan Stanley, collectively lost more than $50 billion in market value in one day.
	That's quite a hit.
	On the other hand, those banks still exist, and you can't say that for Silicon Valley Bank.
	As of this morning, Silicon Valley Bank or SVB has gone under completely.
	That makes the second biggest bank failure in the history of this country.
	And the significant.
	SVB financed nearly half of all venture-backed healthcare and technology companies in the United States.
	It also apparently held significant cash reserves for some of the biggest cryptocurrencies.
	And it's now gone.
	Federal regulators have renamed it and taken it over.
	And that means an awful lot of people lost an awful lot of money.
	And no, most of that money was not insured, no matter what they tell you.
	The FDIC only guarantees bank deposits up to $250,000.
	And according to some reports, more than 90% of all deposits at SVB exceeded that.
	And it's unclear whether those people ever see their money again.
	In fact, when customers showed up at SVB's branch in Manhattan today to get their deposits back, managers called the police.
	So what we have here is a 1929-style bank run.
	And that's not a good sign for anyone.
	The question is whether the people who run SVB saw it coming.
	The CEO, a man called Greg Becker, apparently sold more than $2 million in bank stock over the last two weeks.
	According to the site Unusual Whale, several other high-level employees of SVB, including Chief Marketing Officer Michelle Draper, Chief Operations Officer Phil Cox, General Counsel Michael Zucker, all sold significant amounts of stock in SVB this year.
	Okay, so let's just stop there for a second and just say the fact that this isn't a big deal and no one seems to care, that if you live in the United States and if you have money in the bank, this is what this means.
	You might have had your savings $500,000 in the bank.
	You just can no longer get access to that.
	Now, some of the money might be backed up by the FDIC.
	It might be backed up by the federal government.
	But as we're seeing, I'm just going to say here, if your bank is called SVB or you have any of those letters in your bank, like SBF, you know, Sam Bankman Freed and his FTX scam.
	If any of your banks are like three letters, probably just pull your money out and stop putting them in there because they're all falling apart and it's all a scam.
	Now, we all know the bankers and who's scamming us and who does this, and they never take accountability.
	They also, you know, interject their smut and their degeneracy into our societies.
	But I have to say that's mostly just for Americans because you have an opinion, right, that you thought about this as well.
	Oh, yeah, this is a topic that is really close to my heart and I know a lot about.
	It's really crazy what's happening in the state because Australia, thankfully, is rather insulated from international banking problems caused by US companies like SBU, which clearly defrauded its investors and may lead to massive recession if the Federal Reserve is able to stop it.
	So, yeah.
	I think it was if they aren't able to stop it.
	Yes.
	So that was a really well thought out statement.
	I don't know where you got that one from.
	Just common sense, really.
	Yeah, it was really good.
	Let's get a little bit of a cheers for that.
	That was absolutely amazing.
	And they're going to ask for a bailout.
	That's the problem about this stuff is they're going to ask for a bailout.
	Now, when you're looking at this and you're saying, how does a recession happen?
	Well, it happens on purpose because as Tucker was just saying there a moment ago, this is so crazy.
	The fact that people know this is going to happen, the CEO of the bank, this is from Mario Nawal, and he had leaked this as well, that 12 days ago, Gregory Becker, the CEO of Silicon Valley Bank, sold 11% of his shares.
	Daniel Beck, the CFO, sold 32% of his holdings, and CMO Michelle Draper sold 28%.
	Something doesn't seem right.
	They collectively sold, I think the CEO himself sold $3.2 million worth of stock.
	So right before the bank went under, they liquidated their stock inside of the bank and made, this is about a month ago.
	Now, if you want to know how it's all planned and how the bankers always end up screwing us, as the head of this bank is liquidating its stocks and begins selling off, CNBC, Jim Kramer, is that his name, Jim Kramer?
	The public stock advice, this is so sick.
	This is one month ago as the heads of the bank are liquidating their stocks and starting to sell off because they know that there's a massive bank about to go under, meaning you lose all of your money.
	Everyone knows it.
	Well, everybody knows now, but while they're selling off all their stocks secretly, CNBC is telling everybody that this is a good investment and to buy the stock because it's look at this.
	You can't make this up.
	Former year-to-date is SVB Financial, don't you?
	SVB selled Silicon Valley Bank.
	Recently bought one of our favorite research firms, Boffitt Nathans, and it's become less dependent upon private equity and venture capitalist offerings.
	Wait a second.
	Those dried up last year, they could come back.
	Yes, somebody will come back here with a stock directly affects an oversold position.
	Stock was the fourth worst performer in 2022.
	I think the fears were not justified.
	It's a very compelling situation.
	Hey, by the way, long-term private equity and venture capital, they're not going away.
	Being the banker to these immense pools of capital has always been a very good business.
	Stock's so cheap.
	Now you have to remember that a stock that falls asleep.
	Bro is so drunk.
	And I'm so penetrating.
	No, he's just drunk.
	He sounds like a drunk salesman.
	Trust me.
	I've been drunk on air before.
	And that's how you sound.
	No, I know.
	It was all a secret.
	I know.
	I've never drank on air before, right?
	No.
	Only had bottles on the set before.
	But anyway.
	But I think that the funny part is, I don't, I'm not giving people stock advice, though.
	Don't take financial advice from me if I'm drinking at nine in the morning, which I'm not.
	And I'm not.
	And I never was.
	I've never been a morning drinker.
	This show was at like 6 a.m. or something like that.
	This guy is drunk telling you to buy SVB Financial to show you how I'm starting out to curse.
	See, I bleeped myself out.
	I need a bleep button so I can pretend to curse and just bleep myself.
	The bankers are telling you to buy the stock of a bank that's about to go down in one month while the CEO, CFO, and chief executives are selling their stock.
	And then they don't tell you publicly the bank is going under until it's already gotten under.
	Lock you out of, call the police on you for trying to get out your money.
	They blame you.
	You get no bailout from the government.
	The government bails out the bankers and their investments.
	They make money and profit.
	You've lost your investments, your retirement, everything's gone.
	And they laugh.
	They laugh at you and they mock you while they make fun of your religion, Christianity, and try to turn your kids into phagosexuals.
	Yeah, well.
	I don't know if we're even allowed to say that on YouTube.
	But I did.
	It's really crazy what's happening in this state because Australia, thankfully, is rather insulated from international banking problems caused by companies like SBU, which clearly defrauded its investors and may lead to massive recession if the Federal Reserve isn't able to stop it.
	It's almost like you're reading a script.
	That's so good.
	That's so good.
	I'm not.
	I've just wanted to reiterate it.
	Somebody said my hat really sucks.
	That's your favorite one.
	Well, it's just one of the only okay hats that I own that's not have a logo on it because I like to advertise other brands.
	I didn't bring basically any clothes here with me because I didn't know I was going to be here as long as I am.
	Anyway, I saw a hat fund for Elijah.
	No one likes his hat.
	Well, in the midst of that, I got to tell you guys something very important.
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	You may not be able to reverse your investment in banking, but you can reverse your investment in your body.
	In fact, you can actually turn around your testosterone levels.
	You can actually up your libido.
	If you've been having a low sex drive, you've been feeling lethargic, if your muscle mass hasn't been growing, you probably could be doing a few things.
	You should probably stop drinking so much beer and soy-laced diet.
	You need to be getting a lot of sunlight.
	Three, make sure you're getting sleep.
	Four, make sure you're lifting weights.
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	So that's that.
	What I think is crazy about that, though, is it's just always a slap in the face that they're literally always trying to screw us over, right?
	And I think what's insane is today, Kamala Harris was talking, was being asked, what is the real problem going on in our country?
	And of course, while a bank is collapsing, right, this is why it's called the Matrix section, because it's not just the news, it's the Matrix.
	Well, we're literally realizing that we're controlled by a banking clan that's subverting our entire society and using usury, one of the greatest sins, to completely drain our country of wealth.
	Kamala Harris.
	It's going to be white people.
	That's my answer.
	Oh, I'm always laughing.
	No, she was explaining about what the real problem that children are going to be facing in the future.
	And of course, it's not the fact that housing is unaffordable.
	You can't even afford your groceries today.
	I want to know in the chat how expensive groceries are.
	How many percentage more are you paying for groceries every month than you were this time last year?
	Or I should say even two years ago.
	How much more do you pay now than two years ago?
	She says this is the most vital thing that we've got to worry about for our children's future.
	I love this.
	One of the young leaders was talking to me about climate mental health.
	I said, tell me what's going on with your peers.
	Climate mental health.
	And she talked, I said, I think I understand that, but unpack it for me.
	And she talked about how her peers are thinking about it.
	One example is, you know, whether when they're ready, could they start a family?
	What?
	Worried about what that would mean.
	What?
	And the stress of it.
	They were talking about it in terms of their peers trying to figure out, you know, they're going to have to get a job and they're going to have to make a living, but what can they do and how can they get a job?
	I mean, one of the young ladies.
	Yeah, oh, shoot.
	They're going to have to get a job.
	Yeah, but they're also worried about climate mental health.
	So like their mental health is.
	So the chat is saying, by the way, they're paying about 30 to 50% more, depending on the state they're in, just to just to afford to eat.
	And I know about that too, because here in Australia right now, the prices of food is through the roof.
	There's always some snarky Australia that's like, actually, it's not how much I pay for food.
	And it's like, okay, first of all, I don't know what you eat, but I can tell you the fact that a 10-pack of Coke Zero cans on sale $16.10 at Woolley's is a problem.
	The fact that we are now paying over $16 for a 10-pack of Coke cans is probably kind of insane, considering the fact that Coke Zero is king.
	And before you tell me that aspartame is bad for you, yes, it is bad for you, but it's freaking awesome.
	It's bad for you, but it's dope.
	You ever used crack?
	It's a hell of a drug.
	It ain't good for you, but you'll have a great time.
	You might sleep with the prostitute, might get syphilis.
	Okay.
	Is syphilis good?
	No.
	Was the prostitute good?
	Depends how much crack you were smoking.
	Point in case, the CIA did nothing wrong by framing all black people with a fake crack epidemic.
	Side note, back to Kamala Harris.
	Kamala Harris, I know it was a really big side note.
	Kamala Harris is saying, hey, the world might be bad.
	You might not be able to afford to even buy a soda, a sodi, but at least, you know, the real problem is climate fear.
	Yeah, I worried about starting a family.
	What, what, what a scary thing.
	Starting a family.
	Let's just bought all the kids because you might have to get a job in order to provide for a family.
	Also, someone said 30%, I think 100% more for my shit.
	And that's true.
	And this is kind of the funny thing.
	But we have to look at a few things that make us laugh because it's not just the matrix is crazy.
	There's always something funny, and we always have to break it apart.
	So let's look at some things.
	laugh a little bit hopefully speaking of being absolutely inappropriate some guy took this uh this LGBTQ transformers He made this like this cry against Trump.
	And then he entered.
	That one guy, Paul.
	It's not Paul Joseph Watson, no.
	And it looks like Paul.
	It's not Paul.
	This is Paul.
	This is Paul Joe.
	This is called putting my Joe in Sivs Watson.
	Paul Joseph Watson.
	Oh, right.
	So, yeah.
	No.
	This is not Paul Joseph Watson.
	This is somebody else Watson, a crazier one.
	And this is literally, someone intercut this with Trump.
	He said that he's mad about Trump's plan for LGBTQ people, but somebody like intercut memes in the middle of it.
	And I thought this was absolutely hilarious.
	Horrifying plan for LGBTQ people if he's re-elected president.
	Here's my plan.
	First, he'll erase trans adults.
	Yes!
	The only genders recognized by the United States government are male and female.
	They are assigned at birth.
	Then he'll erase trans kids.
	Oh, that's kind of close.
	If any teacher or school official suggests they could be trapped in the wrong body, they'll be faced with severe consequences.
	Pill out all trans kids to their parents.
	Yeah, baby.
	What are they waiting for?
	That's what it's all about.
	Protect the rights of parenting forced to allow their minor child to assume a gender which is new.
	They'll try to make their medicine illegal.
	Yes, We'll investigate big pharma and whether they have deliberately covered up horrific long-term side effects of sex transition to get rich.
	And of course, he'll erase gay people cheap.
	Yeah, boy.
	Oh, that was pretty good.
	That was pretty good.
	That's the energy I need.
	Yeah, and don't forget, guys.
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	That's kind of actually cool now that you guys get to select that.
	This has nothing to do with politics or literally anything.
	But I also just thought this was funny because it reminded me that, you know, as much as we think that the world isn't normal, there was this college bar that the police raided.
	And they gave one opportunity for anyone underage to leave the bar before they gave them tickets for underage drinking.
	Right?
	And I'll just say, I think I saw this.
	Probably after this video, this soon became a coffee shop, not a bar.
	Oh, my fun.
	Oh, my God.
	You have to send me this thing too.
	I got to go with Mary.
	I promise you.
	Oh my god, you have to send me this.
	See, look, that's the problem.
	Go back real fast.
	You see this girl in the white, this like pretty girl.
	This is what happens.
	This is why the world is set up.
	You buy some girl a drink.
	Turns out she's not 21.
	You just like supplied alcohol to like a minor or whatever.
	Now you're screwed, and then she's going to claim she's a victim and you're a bad.
	And this is why it is good that the cops are clearing this out.
	I got to say, as much as everyone was like, oh, killing the good time, it's like, dude, some guy is going to get screwed because if they're not even 21, they might not even be 18.
	I'm just going to say.
	If they're not checking IDs, you don't even know how old the girls are in that bar.
	So now you've just bought alcohol for a 17-year-old girl that you thought was cute.
	You're in a bar, you're drunk, you think everything's fine, and now you're going to jail because you're a statutory rapist.
	So it's good that they check IDs because you don't want to be stuck being accused of something that you didn't do.
	Or that you were mischaracterized as.
	So I thought that was good because that's not good.
	But also, the reality is most are probably 18.
	And I do think it's weird in the United States that you have to be 21.
	Like, I don't understand why you be 21 to drink here.
	Like, that's the weirdest thing.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	I don't understand why in the U.S., you 18 to buy a firearm, 18 to join the draft, 21 to drink alcohol.
	I know the legal reason.
	The legal reason is there's no federal law to drink at 21 in the United States.
	There's no law.
	Just states don't get funding for their roads, for the state roads, if they don't make their age 21 to purchase alcohol.
	But everywhere, including here, also public drinking, not really, like, not really illegal in most countries.
	Like, here, public intoxication, yes, illegal.
	You can't be walking around here drunk.
	You have to have a.
	I don't know if you can just walk around with a.
	No, I mean, like, like, literally, they sit on the grass, sit on the beach, people drink, and it's fine at the picnic tables.
	You can't do that in the US.
	You can't even go to a park, nothing.
	None of that.
	There's no public drinking at all.
	It's like, it's totally illegal everywhere.
	Nope, illegal.
	What?
	Yeah, completely.
	So it's like illegal everywhere.
	You can drink in public spaces here, is what I'm saying.
	You can go to a park, pull out a people just sit and have picnics here and pour champagne.
	You get a ticket for that, for having bottles, glasses, anything.
	It's all illegal.
	Yeah, in the U.S., pretty much almost everywhere.
	There are some places, some picnic areas in campgrounds that allow alcohol.
	There are some beaches at certain times in Florida that will allow it.
	There are events that allow it.
	It's highly restricted, highly regulated.
	And I feel like alcohol is one of those weird things that it's like, it's problematic everywhere to some extent, but it seems like it's not that big of a deal here.
	People drink a lot, but at the same time, I feel like they don't.
	Except for that one guy who crashed into that bar down the street.
	Oh, yeah, he drove right into it.
	Yeah.
	The guy who drove into the bar.
	That's probably too much to drink.
	Too much to drink.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, and you can buy weed at 18.
	I know everyone's saying, I think you've made 21 to buy weed in the United States, 18 for medical.
	Don't get me wrong on that.
	I think it's 21 to buy weed in the United States.
	Don't get him wrong.
	Don't get him wrong.
	New Orleans, New Orleans.
	Yeah, but I think that's.
	I don't know.
	But you know what I'm saying, though?
	Yeah, I think it's really crazy what's going on.
	It's weird.
	You can buy a gun, but you can't buy alcohol.
	So I think that's weird.
	I feel like it should be 18 to.
	I really, I forget which country it is.
	Is it Germany or is it Switzerland?
	I like the idea of 18 to buy beer and wine, 25 for spirits.
	Not even 21.
	Right.
	Like, you have to be with someone a little bit older.
	Like, to buy spirits, like 25 to buy spirits, like to drive a car.
	It's like 25 to buy vodka, a bottle of vodka for you and your friends, but 18 to buy a pack of beer.
	Right.
	Yeah, I agree.
	There's some country.
	It's either 21 or 25, but I don't know.
	But maybe I'm totally wrong.
	But I think, yeah, 21 to buy spirits.
	Like, counts 21 to buy a handgun, but 18 to buy a rifle.
	Like, 21 to buy spirits.
	Fine, whatever.
	But beer, the beer, I don't know.
	This is our last video.
	This woman decided to put this up unironically to show how much her dog loves her child.
	And I put this up as I put this up as waiting for his moment for a snack.
	Don't.
	Oh, The sniffing and the licking is what gets it for me.
	Okay.
	Oh my gosh.
	Okay.
	It's making me so nervous, huh?
	No.
	Oh my gosh.
	This makes me so nervous.
	I don't know.
	Don't do that, baby.
	He's waiting for his snack.
	She's got a trans flag on.
	Oh, man.
	And I'm not going to play this whole video because it literally, she's like, so coping.
	Look at how long it goes.
	It's so long.
	It's just so long.
	Oh, my gosh.
	That dog is going to snap.
	That dog's going to eat that kid.
	That kid is going to make one false move and just grab it the wrong way or squeal or something.
	And that dog is going to snap, go full animal instinct mode, and the kid's going to go bye-bye.
	Yeah, well, speaking of parents, let's look at some of these videos that I don't quite understand.
	That almost made it into the WTF section, but I was almost just laughing because it was like a four-minute montage of this woman being like, proof, pit bulls don't kill you.
	That's the equivalent of me putting up like a four-minute video of black people not committing crime.
	Look, black people do good things.
	Yeah, they do.
	You don't need to make a form.
	You just say, hey, not all pit bulls will attack you.
	True.
	Like, but not all, yeah, it's like not all black people commit crime.
	Go move into a black city.
	Enjoy yourself.
	Which we'll find out later in our hmm section.
	Black people are self-segregating again, but we're not even into that yet.
	We're not even there yet.
	At this point, these are the next weird things.
	These are parents, things of videos that I can't explain.
	I don't get them.
	I don't know why they exist, but we have to talk about them.
	We're not going to play the video today, but Seth Rogen was on a podcast explaining how his life is only good because he doesn't have children.
	And this is a massive cope that we're seeing.
	There's plenty of women entering their 30s.
	This is a theme for the next section called Women Past Their Prime.
	So women that are 29 and older, unmarried without children, as we'll get into making a lot of videos like this.
	And by the way, look at the name of her account.
	Oh, stop.
	Pirate Pit Bull.
	Yeah, that's why she doesn't have kids.
	Right.
	It's a good thing she doesn't.
	Good.
	And I don't think you can see the full text here.
	But it says me crying because I'm 40 and never had kids is actually the title of this, you know, and it's like I know it's a joke But, oh, I wasted money on a pit bull, see?
	See?
	Got to have the pit bull.
	Okay, so that, there is some sensitivity.
	That's so cool.
	Yeah, money is so much more rewarding than a family and children who love you.
	$50 bills, too.
	There is a huge cope.
	Okay, so this kind of went viral because I shared this video.
	Yeah, I would rather a Louis Vuitton bag than a child who I can love and raise and that would give me meaning, but I would rather a Louis Vuitton bag.
	Right, but I wrote this, right?
	And I said, entering your 30s as a woman with no children is the new normal.
	Like, because everyone's like, oh, it's normal, though, to be in your 30s with no children.
	Yeah.
	So is being fat and on antidepressants.
	It's not healthy and it's leading to a decline in our society, both for the women's mental health and for our society.
	We've population collapse and it's causing mass immigration to be to be basically universally allowed in any major Western country to try to replace our population.
	It's called the great replacement theory.
	It's not real, but it's happening.
	Women who aren't married and without children as they exit their prime into their 30s cope by publicly stating they're happy while not taking any accountability, instead blaming others for their unhappiness, hating their boss, men, co-workers, celebrities, etc.
	And you see this all the time with these people is that women, as they have no kids and they're unmarried, they something, a bitterness section.
	Richard Cooper talks a lot about this in Rolo Tomasi.
	When a woman turns about 28 or 29, she's whored herself out.
	She's got a body count above 20, which is most women.
	By the way, as of now, women, as we talked about in the last podcast, you should watch with Allie.
	Only 12% of women are virgins after college.
	So at 22 years old, after 22, only 12% of women, and I think the average body count is four.
	So every woman becomes a whore after college.
	And I'm not trying to shit on women.
	I understand it's difficult.
	It's a system meant to whore out the girls.
	But girls that are unmarried, that's why I always say Richard Cooper made a video based on one of my recent tweets where I said it's ironic that we basically, rather than actually having women in the trad movement that are married, that have kids, we have a bunch of women in the conservative or the right-wing movement in general who are unmarried, have no kids, are ranting about feminism, but they're bleeding heart feminists themselves.
	They'll ruin men.
	They'll sleep around.
	They'll do everything.
	They're whores, everything, but they're trying to push the life.
	And Ali said that most of the trad influencers are not married either.
	The girls that are the home cookers and everything, they're all just fiancés' boyfriend.
	They're living with their boyfriend and stuff, which is whatever.
	People have their own lives.
	I understand that.
	But it is this crazy thing that one of the biggest problems, I think, is women not living in their roles.
	This is not an anti-woman rant.
	This is pro-humanity, pro-female.
	Women are made to be helpmates.
	They were created by God.
	And while women can work and women can't, I'm not going to pussyfoot and be like, I believe in independent, strong woman, simp.
	I'm not going to get like that.
	If you're not trying to have children and you're not having kids, you're just going to end up a bitter bitch in your late 20s and you're just going to start attacking people and doing crazy shit because you should be married, be under the authority of a man living in a traditional family and try to have children.
	And if you're not doing that, you're a bleeding heart feminist.
	And I don't care if you're Republican or what you say about yourself.
	You're the same thing as Paris Hilton or any of these other girls.
	You just, they're at least honest with themselves and you're not.
	And so I just don't understand these videos.
	Like the right wing is always saying, like, Fox News will laugh at this at a late night show with a woman who's 35 and has no kids and is a career woman being like, isn't wokeness and leftism so crazy?
	Dude, we are woke.
	We are left.
	Like, and I know that because I'm not even a conservative myself.
	But I look at the conservative movement with who I like.
	I love conservatives.
	I really do.
	I enjoy them a lot.
	I have some very good conservative friends.
	But it's the same thing.
	It's not just with women.
	It's with masculinity.
	And when I've needed certain masculine men to back me up or to get my back, whatever, they've been bitches and people have been crazy.
	And so I've realized that a lot of it's just like a gender act of being strong or this or that.
	And I think to me, this is the single most important issue: women need to live in their roles.
	And as long as we're not pushing that and we're simping as a movement and we're like, oh, women, you know, no, that's not true.
	Then we're going to keep declining as a society because that's how all society has worked forever.
	And we think we know better.
	And that's the lie.
	That's the real lie of what everyone's like, is it drag queens?
	Is it wokeness?
	It's not drag queens and wokeness that ruin this country.
	It's the destruction of the nuclear family.
	It's breaking down the role of men in the world of women.
	And as long as the right wing continues to fight for women to live outside of their best value and where their roles are best situated, they're no different.
	And they're distracting themselves by fighting about things that in the end are just symptoms of a deeper and a harsher problem.
	And so it's like, it did go viral, right?
	It got like a million views or something like that.
	But it did go viral, but it's because that criticism is fair.
	It's a fair criticism.
	I'm not talking shit on women overall.
	I know it's tough.
	It's hard not to work.
	It's hard not to work in the system.
	But like, I just think that the right is full of a bunch of loser simps that are like, well, I really believe women should be working.
	Good.
	You believe that.
	You can go ahead and believe that and you can live in the suck shit society that comes from that and keep wondering why we're not winning.
	And because we don't fight for the fundamentals and you're focused on tax code.
	Yeah, tax code is actually a really interesting topic if you wanted to get into it.
	I don't know anything about tax code, but I sent you on Instagram the other day, I found this account of this girl, older lady, maybe in her 30s.
	But her whole Instagram account is dedicated to the fact that her and her husband don't have kids and that they made that decision and that that's they're so happy about it.
	So every single video and every post is here are you know four more reasons why it's so wonderful to not have kids?
	Because we can just leave the house whenever we want to, and because we can this, that and the other.
	Every her whole online persona is dedicated to how wonderful it is to not have kids, and it makes me feel like you are kind of obsessing over it.
	Just as much as people who have kids obsess over their kids, you obsess over how much you don't want to have kids and you're so happy that you don't have kids, but you think about it every single day that the fact that you don't have kids to cope that's what i'm saying there's.
	There's a problem with women going, I look, i'm having such a great day today, i'm so happy I don't have kids, i'm not married.
	You want to be happy?
	Get off the fucking internet yeah, and let my life be a testament to that.
	Believe me, I have my opinions on these things and i've.
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	So speaking of bad parents, though, so like this is, this is kind of what I mean, though, is it's, but it's not just women who are like, this is why I say about the role of a woman about not working.
	And we talked about this in the last podcast.
	It was crazy.
	Look at statistics.
	Like, 75%, like 80% of women think that there's no difference in a family if the woman works full-time.
	There's no difference, and it wouldn't matter if the woman stayed home.
	Men and women agree.
	And only five to six percent of men and women think that a family would function better if the man provided all the income and the woman stayed home with the family.
	So what?
	Yeah, there's like five to six percent of people think are 100 percent convinced.
	Yeah, are 100 convinced that families will work better if men provide and women stay home.
	Wow, that's such a small amount.
	Right, so not only are three to five percent of women, depending on the state you live in, virgins when they get married, but uh but about six percent of women, six point five percent, even want to be stay-at-home moms, or at least are convinced that that's the best route.
	I think most women secretly want to be stay-at-home moms, they're just so brainwashed into being girl bosses.
	But to not just not just pick on the woman, let's talk about the men.
	One of my biggest critiques about men in the what the F section is: what you'll notice about every single drag convention is that it's moms bringing their kids and there's no dads anywhere.
	So, even these dads are dressed up as women dancing on the stage.
	No, I don't think so.
	I don't think they'd be kids.
	Those are the only men.
	Yeah, well, yes, but I'm saying, where are the dads, right?
	So, where are the dads telling their wives, cut that shit out?
	Don't you dare put my children in front of that.
	This woman thinks child abuse is funny, and she decided that she was going to mock people who are against taking kids to sex shows, and she was going to like make a video like, oh, we're against drag queen shows by bringing her cute little daughters, by the way, who are precious and they have little flowers, and there is no way in hell they should be in front of this stuff.
	I thought this was sick and in the what the F section.
	With all the controversy surrounding children and drag queens these days, I thought I would go undercover and take our girls to a drag show and see what kind of horrible trauma they endure.
	So, obviously, I had to dress the part and go incognito.
	So, I basically wore all this sparkly stuff, even my ears to match.
	I brought some dollar bills to throw their way.
	I thought that these people were protesting, and I was like, Yes, get it, but they weren't actually.
	If you want to get mad, this is the restaurant that we went to.
	It's in Oakville on Kerr Street.
	We met a friend there who was going to serve as an ally.
	We made sure to dress the girls up to match the part because they had to really fit in as well.
	I had to have a drink to be able to get through it because honestly, I wasn't even sure that I was going to be able to pull it off.
	Anyway, the first queen came out, and how dare she look like that.
	Like, I mean, if I were to wear that outfit, it would definitely look good, but definitely not on her.
	Anyway, so the food was good at least because the show was kind of whack.
	I mean, look at this, look at the moves, look at everything.
	We had the girls give some tips because obviously, we had to immerse them in the whole experience so we could document the trauma afterward.
	The queens even brought them up to do like a special little dance competition with another little girl that was there, that poor little girl.
	How dare they put sparkles on the girls, making them feel all sparkly and shiny and part of the show?
	Just not cool.
	So, here they are getting ready for their dance competition.
	They did a dance to Baby Shark.
	Baby Shark is so lick last year.
	And they just, I mean, they danced around, but they will never get over this later.
	They'll carry this trauma with them their entire lives.
	They're at the queen dancing around in a circle with them, giving them hugs, and even stealing flowers from our children.
	I mean, you can tell they hated it, so we'll definitely try church next Sunday instead.
	I wonder if those girls know that it's men.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I wonder if the mom explained this is a man dressed up as a woman doing a show, even if it was even if they weren't men and they were women dressed like that, dancing like that.
	I wouldn't want that influence on my little daughters because, well, I guess they're just going to go to university and it's like If I have daughters, I would hope to train them and to feel like I have been successful in mothering and raising my daughters is if they could find good men and marry as virgins.
	Right.
	Well, virginity is still the number one factor in terms of marriages not divorcing, from what I can find.
	And if anyone can disprove with me, I really encourage you to watch the last podcast.
	Just so you guys know as well, by the way, this is like totally off topic.
	But I did just, I just forgot.
	We have a streamlined.
	If you guys want to super chat because we're demonetized, you can click to the stream labs.
	I might figure out a way to finally bring them back up on the screen in the future, but you can super chat right there on the streamlabs link.
	It's pinned in the chat.
	It's on Rumble.
	And you guys can also, of course, join at locals.
	You can super chat there.
	So we do read super chats at the end of the show.
	So if you want to super chat and you want to join, it is greatly appreciated.
	There's no pressure to do it.
	As I don't know if this channel will ever be remonetized since we get demonetized, re-demonetized sometimes.
	They just let us know, by the way, your channel sucks.
	Balls and you can't because you guys tell people that children shouldn't be around this.
	Apparently.
	Anyway, that's just that.
	Now, I think I fixed the button for the SOB pick for the stories that are picked by you on locals.
	I only brought that up, but you can pick it up on locals.
	You can also do the streamlabs.
	But it's streamlabs.com slash slightly offensive.
	It's pinned in the chat.
	You guys can leave super chats there.
	Let's see if this worked.
	Did it work?
	How did it not work again?
	Wow.
	Are you serious?
	This is really awkward.
	It just didn't work again.
	I feel so embarrassed to be a part of a show that...
	Oh!
	Just kidding.
	It does work.
	These are stories picked by you.
	You retards.
	We'll see what you guys wanted to talk about.
	If you want to know why there's a lot on women this week, it's because it's International Women's Week.
	It was like Women's Month last month.
	It's Women's Week.
	It was International Women's Day Wednesday.
	Wait.
	Hold on.
	We have a month, a week, and a day, and it's all within the same month.
	And you have a week every month.
	It's called your period.
	But.
	But.
	Hey, not all women get their periods.
	Some women have penises.
	Some women have balls.
	Balls.
	This is a great story.
	So, you know, I always forget why the GOP is losing.
	Why does the GOP lose?
	This is the Republicans.
	Well, they continue to do absolutely nothing for the country while doing nothing that makes any sense.
	Don Lamond, CNN anchor, had recently said that, you know, Nikki Haley, who's running for the president of the United States, was past her prime because she's in her 50s, which is objectively true.
	And of course, the anti-woke, anti-untruth right wing, right, which is so not woke.
	And we're not full of feminism and we're not the same thing full of a bunch of homos and feminists.
	We're really the party of the future.
	Decided that they were going to really fight back against the woke left by sticking it to Don Lamon, right?
	By letting him know that actually the traditional right-wing value of older women are still in their prime.
	Is that Nikki Haley?
	No, but they made this.
	A GOP made this video to own the libs.
	This is real.
	Why don't you guys say this to me?
	I'm not going to let Don Lemon or anyone tell me I'm not in my prime.
	I'm in my prime because I don't need Google to tell me.
	I think I'm in my prime because I've never felt better.
	I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and I'm a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.
	I'm the first woman to represent my district in Congress.
	I'm a domestic violence survivor.
	I'm a mother.
	I'm a grandmother.
	This is actually my second career.
	There is nothing liberals fear more than strong conservative women.
	Have incredible women from all over the country who represent every walk of life and every background you can imagine, and to say that we are not in our prime is just stupid.
	This is the time for bro.
	I don't, bro.
	You look, you look like an uncooked piece of prime steak on now.
	Look at that.
	You got more fat than a ribeye.
	Sit there in a steakhouse.
	No oh, i'm not past my prime bitch, please look there's.
	This is why we are the gynocentric party.
	Oh, give me a fucking break.
	We are so retorted.
	It's like you look at this and you're like dude.
	There's nothing wrong with being a older woman.
	Okay, a woman's an older woman.
	Her silver hair is her beauty, it shows wisdom and the age and her stretch marks.
	It's like part of the the, the uh sort of passing of, of the, of the baton, right onto the next generation.
	You bestow wisdom and grace and you are you are.
	You are not a whore, and you don't have to wear clothes that show your breasts, that are sunk down a foot too low.
	You are a woman of grace and you stand in authority to pass down that wisdom to young women.
	I'm a badass bitch and ain't nothing the left afraid of than a woman in her prime bitch.
	This, i'm sorry, I it's, it's comical, this isn't real, this can't be real, but it's real and I verified it and it's on the Republicans actual twitter account.
	They made this, they paid for it using your donations and this is why how they're gonna win.
	Oh, we are so doomed.
	We are so.
	We are so doomed.
	Okay, i'm done.
	Well, that is a big reaction.
	I was not expecting that huge, big of a reaction from you.
	I think um, I think these women are like older and can yeah, like good for them for pursuing careers.
	They're all like grandmas now.
	They don't have little kids at home, so I don't really have a problem with them.
	You know, just trying to steal Just a woman in her prime God, just a woman in my God, just a woman in my Because it's.
	Why is this triggering you?
	Because it's like, oh my gosh, I have never this year in my own personal life, i've never seen more people act like a bitch and just believe gynocentric women.
	When do yeah, believe all women?
	That's why I always say, believe everything here on the internet.
	But holy crap, the fact that this came from the GOP, from the Republican Party.
	They said, there's nothing your left is more afraid of than a strong conservative woman.
	What the?
	I don't think the left uh, strong women want.
	Who's afraid of this?
	No no no, it's like we're just, we're back like.
	This is the.
	This is the exact opposite.
	This is so crazy, like when Richard Cooper made the video.
	Is it the fact that that that they're saying that these women are in their prime, or is it what is it?
	Is that the thing that's triggering?
	No, it's crazy.
	Yet not only because they think that this is how you own the libs, but also the fact is, is that dude, you're just as?
	Oh, this woman saying she's in her prime to me is the equivalent of a man saying he can become a woman.
	Bitch, you're not in your prime.
	It's okay.
	You don't have to be in your prime.
	You can't even give birth.
	You haven't had an egg in your ovaries in 19 years, okay?
	The last time you had a hot flash was yesterday.
	It is winter, and you're currently sweating in your sheets, which is fine, which is fine.
	Don't tell me you're in your prime.
	It's just like women are just – that's why they can't be the leaders because they just don't base their life in reality.
	And there's all these cuck loser simps that are like, I believe women and I'm going to enable women and I'm going to – yeah, that's what a gay black dude really needs to hear.
	That this bitch, this looks like a little sultana.
	She's a raisin out in the sun.
	She's dusty as she's dusty as all else.
	She's not going to become a mother.
	She's probably met these people too.
	She's not, you know, she's in terms of motherhood and all that sort of stuff, she's not in her prime for motherhood.
	These are my enemies.
	The GOP is now my enemy.
	This is my enemy.
	We are not on the same team.
	So I'm just wondering, is it?
	I don't, I mean, I don't care.
	I don't think these women are in their prime, but I also don't.
	I'm just like, I don't know.
	I guess I'm just not as bald.
	Based and prime-pilled?
	Okay, excuse me.
	Watch this.
	This is the time for us to shine.
	Republican women of all ages, we're just getting started.
	Our prime time is now.
	It's so good this country doesn't let guns because I would have shot my fucking head off my shoulders right now.
	Of all the things, this is what's set you up most.
	These women aren't in their prime in terms of whatever.
	But if they're grandmas and they want to do something with their time, do whatever.
	I don't care.
	But I would think it would be better for older women to mentor younger women.
	We're so, we are so doomed.
	We are so, our country is so screwed.
	I've learned that this year, like I said, from personal experience, how doomed we are.
	It's like, when I told you guys that women can literally say anything without evidence and people will believe them, remember, when I say something like that, it's not just my experience that's that.
	It's also the fact that a woman can say, I'm in my prime.
	Oh, my God.
	Who gave the meatball a script?
	Oh, let us.
	I haven't.
	No, I like these people too.
	I'm just saying, I don't, I wouldn't judge them and I wouldn't judge them.
	But it's like, this is what women do.
	And they go on the screen like, I'm actually in my prime and I'm very happy.
	It's like, dude, just say that you're wise and you're old, okay?
	Please.
	I also feel like we need to establish what prime is.
	Yeah, it's what I'm saying.
	You're not in your prime.
	You're not having kids.
	You're not in good shape.
	There's nothing prime about you.
	And it's just like, we've enabled women to live in these alternate realities.
	They take no accountability, no repercussions.
	They can literally say anything they want.
	And everyone goes, oh, it just must be true.
	I'm in my prime.
	No, you're not.
	I'm bringing you back to reality.
	And you are not in your prime.
	And you are not going to say that you're in your prime.
	And I'm sorry that the Republican Party paid for that.
	So there you go.
	Guys, when I turn 50, I'm going to start telling everyone I'm in my prime.
	Yeah, me too.
	I'm the president.
	Anyway, I've had enough of that story for today.
	Thanks, guys, for sending that one in.
	Oh, guys, what?
	Who would have thought, whoever sent that in, did you expect that Elijah was going to actually lose his mind over this one?
	Was that too much?
	Or was that not enough?
	Was that too much of a reaction?
	Or is that with everything I've gone through in my life and everything?
	I'm like, there's nobody more sick of women lying and talking shit with no evidence to back it up than me.
	And there's nobody that has more right to say.
	My old grandma says, I'm in the middle of the morning.
	There's nobody that has more right to work.
	I just want to work.
	I'm in my prime.
	My kids are all grown up and I've just got grandkids.
	I've got all this time on my hands, and I feel like I'm in my prime to just go out and, you know, work in the workforce.
	This is Elijah Schaefer.
	Oh, gosh.
	Everyone's saying, not enough, not enough, not enough.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, man.
	What's next?
	Was that the only thing they sent in?
	No, they sent some other stuff, but I can't, I couldn't even access this age restricted.
	I couldn't play it on here.
	But make sure if you want your story on the next show, on this video, on locals, just comment it in the comment section on this live.
	Throw your stories for the next one.
	You have a couple days to do it until Monday's show.
	Remember, we are going on a break soon for exciting news.
	And also when we're on a break, I can't explain why, but it's only for good reasons.
	And when we come back, there's going to be like a whole strategy.
	I've been talking to Pearl from just pearly things and some people and Allie and stuff, how we can kind of get this show running to get more eyes on it and what we can kind of do and pair up with people and travel.
	I just can't travel right now for whatever reason.
	And I'll explain it at some point.
	But I'm very excited.
	This will be the first time I've been like on a no-fly list or something, but I can't fly right now.
	And I appreciate you guys being here.
	But this is a win.
	This is yay.
	These are positive stories just when we're making progress.
	And we'll talk about this.
	I know we've been talking about January 6th a little bit this week because Tucker had released a lot of footage that a lot of us had seen on Telegram.
	But he's given out to the public.
	And I did think this was a win that Elon Musk weighed in on it and talking about Jacob Chanceley as we talked about on the last show on Monday, that Chanceley got four years in prison for a nonviolent police escorted tour.
	Dave Chappelle is violently assaulted on stage by a guy with a knife.
	They got $3,000 fine.
	It's now coming out.
	This was from the old footage.
	People are weighing in today.
	It was proven that Jacob Chanceley told people to go home, to leave the building, that he was escorted by police.
	And this is a reminder that somebody who torched a vehicle, blew up a car and tried to kill a police officer during BLM, got three years in prison.
	And Jacob Chanceley got four years for parading around the Capitol.
	And a journalist who brought a camera got four years as well for impeding a public procession.
	And so you have people that are being persecuted, put in prison, losing their entire reputation.
	They're losing their jobs.
	They're being pushed into the corner and all based on lies.
	And this shit, you know, and I've always been sympathetic to this.
	I've always fought for January 6ers.
	I remain in constant connection and communication with their lawyers, with different people.
	We've had recent people on our show.
	They're going to jail for four years.
	And the reason why everyone's going to jail for four years, as a reminder, the district judge, because everyone that was there wanted Trump to have four more years, they're putting everyone in prison for a full term.
	So Trump not only didn't get four more years, but they're going to give you four years of sentencing for trying to get him another term.
	And so they're literally just giving you an arbitrary time.
	But the pressure that's being put on this is fundamentally incredible.
	I'm very proud of it.
	I'm very happy about it.
	And I'm glad that people like this who have influence, who have money, are starting to really, really, really bring this up because God knows that the Republicans in Congress are too busy talking about how what?
	They're in their prime and they're, you know, just sexy 58-year-old woman.
	And it's just like, oh, give me a damn break.
	Give me a break.
	There are people rotting in prison.
	And I've had them on the show.
	And I know these people.
	And I could have been rotting in prison too.
	So I know that I was this close.
	I know that.
	I'm very aware of that.
	And I know that there are people out there that are in prison.
	And there are people who are not.
	And the people who are not got on just technicalities.
	They didn't go to prison on technicalities.
	And the people that did go to prison, it was a matter of having a badge or not that got you in prison.
	And it's disgusting.
	It's reprehensible.
	And in a just society, these people would face the wall.
	They would face the wall for doing this.
	These are corrupt politicians that would be overthrown in a just society.
	But we don't live in a just society, so I'm not calling for that.
	And I'm not saying to overthrow them because, you know, we murder our babies.
	And like, what's his name?
	Anomaly pointed out.
	I love Anomaly.
	Sometimes he says things that are interesting.
	Sometimes I disagree with him.
	Sometimes I disagree with him.
	Sometimes I don't.
	But Anomaly said, you know, Trump's like, I'm going to take out the drug cartel, you know, in Mexico.
	Bro, stop trying to wage war on a drug cartel in Mexico when over 12% of kids over the age of 12 are on antidepressants.
	Why don't you deal with the drug cartel that runs this country before you run like, oh, you can't even deal with Pfizer?
	You can't even fight the drug cartel in our nation.
	Yeah.
	It's like, well, we've got to, you know, we've got to bring democracy to other countries.
	Bring democracy to our shores.
	But it is a win.
	That's what I'm saying.
	We're tracking.
	It's a win.
	It's a win.
	Would you agree?
	Like, finally, some like people are seeing the truth.
	This was a setup.
	This was a scam.
	It feels like it took a bloody long time to get here.
	Just with everything, with COVID, people were going, hold on.
	Something doesn't really quite add up here.
	With January 6th, people were saying, hold on, you know, this, let's have a look.
	But, yeah, the government seems to like to just act quickly before taking the time to investigate.
	And then years down the track, they're, oh, whoops.
	Yeah, I guess it's hard for me to believe that they didn't have this footage until now.
	I just, I don't know.
	I just don't believe that the government wasn't able to get that footage or had never seen it.
	It was just unknown.
	It just randomly showed up.
	So, yeah.
	I had no idea.
	I guess our stream went down on YouTube.
	YouTube had problems and there was a stream.
	So, yeah.
	So, apparently, YouTube, that would make sense.
	Our numbers randomly dropped and everyone's saying it was frozen there for a second.
	I don't know.
	That's not on our end.
	That's YouTube's end for sure because Rumble's fine.
	So, I'm going to put the link to Rumble because we're going to do the rest of the show on Rumble.
	We're going to do the next two segments on Rumble.
	So, we've got two more segments of the show that we're going to be going over as well.
	So, make sure that you head over to Rumble.
	I'll fix my buttons.
	But it's youtube.com or rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
	The link's in the chat.
	In the chat um our
	uh.
	Next segment is things that I saw, so you have to do too.
	It's cringe videos, foreign food edition.
	I mean, this one a little different because it's always been disgusting sex stuff.
	So, this time I did foreign food edition.
	Oh, good for you.
	So let's look at disgusting things in other cultures.
	If you are here on YouTube, this is where you've got to cut the stream.
	We'll see you over on Rumble.
	Awesome, guys.
	All right, we are on Rumble.
	We are on Rumble only.
	And this is all everyone who's here.
	We appreciate you being here.
	And I want to get into this video, and I want to talk about it.
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	What?
	Do you remember?
	I don't know if I should say this, but I just, when I was listening to you say that, remember that one apartment that we lived in and the outdoor patios, you could see the neighbors because the fence was really low.
	Yes.
	And then as soon as we had some lesbians moving next door.
	Oh, and then I put up a wall.
	Immediately, immediately Elijah puts up like a big wall over the fence with like the green grass all over it.
	Fast growing trees, my favorite, my favorite one.
	Because I just, they were weird neighbors.
	I was looking at lesbians.
	They were weird.
	They did ugly little dogs.
	And I don't like little dogs very much.
	Those ones that have the guck in their eyes.
	Yeah.
	Bro, I got enough problems of my own.
	I don't want your gucky little shit, sitsu.
	See?
	Oh, I thought I was going to curse.
	Someone said I'm on it today.
	It is a true.
	I'm a little bit on it.
	Walls work.
	Walls make good friends.
	It's really true.
	All right, we're here.
	We're on Rumble.
	Let's just look at these stories today.
	Someone said this was a rare Elijah L that I picked this.
	I said, all cultures are the same.
	Meanwhile, food in India, which, by the way, I like Indian food.
	Somebody told me that this is some sort of like roti, some sort of like food.
	I thought it was clay.
	And it looks disgusting in the hands.
	And maybe I'm just white and I don't jive with this, but check this out.
	And it gets worse as we go.
	I told you this is gross food edition.
	This is like, um...
	Where's the part that I don't like the most?
	When you're in kindergarten or first grade and the teacher's giving everyone Play-Doh, and that's how you feel?
	Like, ooh, snack.
	Yeah.
	This looks like the inside of my toilet after I'm sick from Taco Bell.
	All right.
	I don't think I like that.
	No, not anymore.
	But do you want to go to bed?
	What do you want to do?
	Now, this is funny because we don't live here anymore and I don't plan on ever living here again.
	But one of the comments on this video said, Rare Elijah L.
	And I thought that was funny.
	And I thought this comment made me laugh so hard just from being someone who's from, who used to be from here.
	Indians have made Plano and Frisco effing awesome.
	You said that?
	No, just someone did on the video.
	He ran up Bruce and was like, Indians have made Plano and Frisco effing awesome.
	Assumed this was Plano Frisco just because it's all literally so true.
	So true, yeah.
	They do, they love it.
	Okay, so I don't.
	Okay, I've always said, I don't know, it was called, what were we saying?
	What was this called?
	Let me see.
	Someone wrote in here what it was called.
	I think we'll all have to do a trip to India, like an SOB's trip to India.
	Who's Andreas?
	And try this food.
	Okay, so Andreas said that the dude's hand never touched his bottom.
	And I think somebody said everyone says clay art.
	Somebody said, who is it that said they had a name?
	Someone, see, Rare Elijah L. Somebody said what it was.
	I don't know.
	It doesn't really matter.
	But I've always said I do like the Indians.
	Besides the fact that they smell like shit most of the time.
	They do.
	They don't wear deodorant.
	And it's a problem.
	But I do like Indian people.
	I do like Indian people.
	I do.
	I almost got fired from my job from many things.
	And one of the things that I pretty much almost got fired for was explaining how I'm not a fan of the Chinese.
	Okay, I'm not a fan.
	I didn't say Chinese Americans because I'm not a racist shithead.
	So I don't.
	If you're an American, you're an American to me.
	I don't put the hyphens.
	I don't do the trans stuff.
	I don't do any of that.
	I just know I worked in China and the people were heartless.
	They're not hospitable.
	And for the most part, if you get hit by a car in the street, nobody will help you.
	So I'm not a fan.
	I'm not a fan.
	I'm not a fan.
	Not all bad, but many of them are.
	It's like what Trump said, right?
	They're sending their worst.
	The rapists, the drug dealers.
	Not all of them are bad, but they're sending their worst.
	I'm in that quote.
	I have no idea if this is real.
	But from working there for a while and the food I ate there that was considered high class, I wouldn't be surprised.
	These were rat dumb.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Y'all.
	整的不赖的话咱也让大表哥或者老叔搞一下首先这个食材的话我相信咱家的兄弟们那是指定太熟悉不过了小小家常菜常喂兔而已根据泡多年的经验中间这个得有两年半了其他两个两年左右就这样加点盐来个海盐浴至于这水为啥都变骰了也是不太清楚但是这对食材的处理那还是比较考究的你瞅瞅你瞅瞅这是又搞上了看样这次加盐是为了给兔兔们来个全身按摩 Yang Fang Song Yi.
	in the chat just said, ching chong, ching chong, ching chong, bing bong, bing bong.
	It's the deep frying that gets me the most.
	Why do all their plates look like that?
	Oh, his leg coming out of the rice?
	It's the deep frying to me, the skin and all.
	You know what I mean?
	I ain't skinning it.
	Oh.
	Look at it.
	okay to the chat who just said that europeans eat frogs not on the same scale because here's the thing if you were to do what they what europeans do with frogs and cut them and then skewer them by the way asians eat frogs too so it's not europeans eat frogs you Do you know who's really into frogs?
	filipinos which are hey frogs aren't in their prime hey Hey!
	This is how I used to be on the show.
	Do you know for like three years, it was me just like pissed off at the camera because real things were going on.
	Then I decided to start working on my personal life.
	And now, now I'm not like, I don't have guests in the studio.
	I'm not, we're not drinking on the show.
	We're not doing anything.
	So it's not as crazy, but you know what's even crazier is the fact is that I'm healthy.
	And I'm not eating this.
	Yeah, he used to be eating that.
	No, but he used to.
	It's not the problem with it.
	It's the fact that it's like not skinned.
	And I don't know if this was a joke.
	That's your main issue.
	Is that the thing?
	Yeah, because if you're poor.
	You would rather eat the rut, the rat guts?
	No, if you're poor, you ate rat meat.
	I get it.
	Right?
	If you're poor and you need protein, go ahead and do what you got to do.
	But just at least prepare it.
	Like my mom always said, I grew up very poor.
	You see how you can get salt on it?
	You can have class.
	By the way, if anybody are tall and you're looking for a great brand that works well for tall guys, if you have an Australian Country Road is a great brand.
	Everything fits really nice.
	It's all not too fitted, but it all fits your body well.
	And when you lean out and everything like that, it fits well for tall guys.
	Everything in Australia is made for tall men.
	So, because everyone here is tall.
	They really are.
	Everyone's tall.
	Do we have noticed that everybody here is tall?
	Like, everybody's like six foot one to six foot five.
	All the dudes are like six.
	So, girls, if you're going to want a tall guy and you don't want a short Mexican in LA, that's the point.
	Okay, I forgot to play.
	I forgot to bring up the story in the beginning.
	I don't know how I forgot, but I thought this was so funny.
	I thought this was so funny.
	So, this could be you, because let's just say this is you, right?
	So, Los Angeles Times came out with a story called White Drivers Are Polluting the Air Breathed by LA's People of Color.
	Okay, it got fact-checked because it turns out that, like I've always said, LA is only 28% white.
	So, how is it that less than one-third of the population is creating all of the air pollution?
	And the logic in the story was the fact that white, if you drive more, you create more pollution, and Hispanic people don't own as many cars and they take public transportation, so they're creating less pollution.
	Okay, that's a total stupid thing.
	Okay, however, I did think it was funny because the author, everyone said, was white, but as someone pointed out, his actual name is Roth, and he's wearing a mask.
	This is a guy, this is his Twitter page who made this article.
	He's a Roth in a mask, as Anomaly actually pointed out, which I thought was pretty good.
	So, he's a Roth in a mask.
	And I just went a little searching on his page.
	And if you don't understand who we're dealing with, who's blaming white people for the pollution in LA, just a little reminder of who we're dealing with here.
	Was talking recently with my 96-year-old grandfather, a rabbi, about the importance of citing sources.
	He shared with me this wonderful bit of Jewish wisdom from Pierre K Avit, everyone who says a thing in the name of him who said it brings deliverance.
	So, we got a Sammy Roth with a rabbi father in a mask reminding us all that white people are the problem.
	I didn't say anything, I just pointed it out.
	I just pointed it.
	I just pointed it out.
	You pointed too closely this time.
	That should have been in the hmm section, huh?
	You pointed too closely to the sun, my friend.
	I just pointed it out.
	I just, it's, I always say, I always say a thing about rats, right?
	Don't deep fry them and don't let them write articles about white people.
	That's the truth.
	That's the truth.
	Suspicious, suspicious.
	All right.
	I don't think I have anything more in that section.
	Let me see if I do.
	I might actually, I might.
	Okay, I don't, because why would I have anything more?
	Anyway, the next section of the show is called, hmm, which is just observations we make, which actually that should have been in the section.
	Ain't nobody get time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting damn for that.
	Ain't nobody getting damn for that.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped.
	Ain't nobody getting damn for that.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Cause I told you.
	Black people are fighting to re-segregate their community.
	So they fought against segregation, and now they're fighting to re-segregate, which is black homes.
	Home village in College Park, Georgia.
	so a couple things about this here's the very they're into tiny homes Well, here's the politically incorrect take that will not get me invited to a Prague or U dinner.
	Wait.
	Because this is correct.
	This is so correct.
	This is a politically incorrect, won't work.
	Women in their prime and the GOP would say this is racist.
	But I'm just going to bring this up.
	The civil rights movement was what did not make any sense because it fought against the nature of what actually works in society.
	And I am not claiming, nor am I justifying or thinking that anyone should be racist in terms of you should hate someone inherently because they're different than you.
	I don't think that that is either Christ-like or even just makes sense in terms of a society because nations and empires are often complicated and made up of multiple groups of people.
	This is very common.
	But it's just ironic that what they said black people wanted and they fought so hard for who's they, it wasn't black people that were really fighting for desegregating schools.
	It was communists.
	And what you're finding is that there is a current fight going on.
	Black people are leading it to resegregate.
	They want black only schools, black only environments, black only student unions, black only neighborhoods because they feel like it's just impossible to have, it's too divisive when you have people with such different cultures and values together in one neighborhood.
	I didn't say that.
	They did.
	But I'm just saying that it was communists and it was the Roths.
	You know what I mean?
	The Los Angeles Times reporters that were trying to cause division by bringing all different types of people.
	And you look at these schools now, they're very confused.
	There's no order.
	It's all and now even now, it's not just race, right?
	Now it's all about transgender bathrooms and transgender sports.
	It's all about division, division, division.
	It's all about separating into as many groups as possible in one position.
	And when nobody has the power, then they have the ability to do what they want.
	So you have like, you know, there's no one race of students you can look out for.
	There's no one gender.
	Everyone's confused sexually.
	There's violence.
	It's like schools are about everything today, but giving kids an actual education, which is why a large majority of schools and public school systems, kids can't even read or write by eighth grade.
	It's a true story.
	Also, they might be dyslexic.
	But I'm just saying it's funny that black people were doing better economically when they were segregated and there was separation.
	And it's also a lie too.
	The New York Times is, it's a lie that the black people in white neighborhoods weren't committing great crime in the 50s.
	It's actually a not true statement.
	They were committing a very disproportionate amount of high crime in the 1950s as well.
	But they did better when they were in their own communities and they policed and governed themselves with their own corporations, their own bus lines.
	They really did better.
	They did better economically and they did better, you know, in crime and everything when they police their own neighborhoods and they create cities and their own values.
	So that's where they got the idea from.
	They're like, well, why don't we go back to that?
	And I think it's funny that they're literally saying this is what we want.
	And then the right wing goes, nah, nah, nah, nah.
	We're really the party of the future.
	We're so conservative.
	We're going to conserve the communist push for a melting pot.
	We're the real Republicans.
	We're so conservative.
	We want to conserve the communist civil rights movement.
	And we want to make sure that our party fairly represents the communist utopia.
	And that's what the Republicans are like.
	We want women in their prime leading us.
	And we want lots of gays and black people representing us.
	And we want to make sure we're desegregated and that we're in the, we want to preserve the shithole that America became in the 60s.
	We want to make sure that we are at, we are, we are the most shitty and that everything that the international banking system and everything that the people wanted, that they wanted, and we want to not listen to what black people want.
	We want to tell black people what they want.
	And we want to make sure we get a few black tokens that speak for us, give them shows and put them on our stages and give them conferences because we're Republicans.
	We conserve America as a melting pot because America under Republicans is a true communist world.
	And this is why I'm not into Republicanism.
	I'm just not into Republicanism and I'm not into conservatism because they're trying to conserve a communist version of America.
	I believe.
	I firmly believe it.
	It's a banking clan communist version of the country.
	So I'm going to get, I just always am in trouble for my ideas, but I just, that's just what I think.
	But my question to you was going to be, do you like the tiny home community for the black people that they're building?
	Do you think that's a good idea?
	Or are you for that or against it?
	I want them to have the community they want.
	Like, if they're saying this works better for us, then I believe.
	I just like that little video where they're like, yeah, we're like building our own little community.
	Way off in the deep end like usual.
	Yeah, I'm like about getting hyped on some drink right now.
	Yeah, I do, you know what I love about hanging out with black people like I used to in high school?
	I love, get like pretty, like, okay, y'all, well, some of you are very high right now watching this.
	You know when you get like silly high?
	When you get goofy?
	You know when you get goofy high?
	When you're just being goofy with the boys, you're drinking a little, and the black people bring out the Crown Royal and that tastes like shit and it's too much money, but it's better than Hennessy.
	You never hung out with black people because I have definitely done my fair share of hanging out with black people, especially after I dressed up as a ghost in high school.
	And then suddenly everyone thought I was racist and I got beat up.
	So then I had to suddenly become friends with all the black people in high school to like PR myself back in the hood.
	And I had a black best friend named like Awella Muelek.
	McWelle Bahuna.
	Do you even remember his name?
	No, it was her name.
	I don't know how to say her name.
	She was like literally African.
	Wow, dude.
	She's your best friend.
	Crown Royal, a little bit of weed, a little bit of the, and by the way, they ain't smoking Kush.
	They're doing a little bit of the chronic.
	And so you're just a little bit like, have a headache and you're goofy.
	And you're just like, yeah, and then they put on this music and it's like working on a weekend like usual.
	And you're just building tiny homes and resegregating society.
	Being goofy with the black boys.
	I love those days.
	I was back in LA.
	Elijah really had to.
	Don't beat me up.
	I get goofy.
	Who are you?
	I don't know.
	It's a good question.
	Me either.
	It's called me, me realizing this show's about to go on a break and me needing it because I need it.
	I need it.
	I need to restructure the show.
	I do.
	I need to.
	I had a dream of this moment.
	Oh, I had a deja vu right now.
	We're living in a simulation.
	Oh, my gosh.
	So the banks actually are collapsing.
	Imagine.
	It's really crazy what's happening in the world.
	The SPF.
	It's really crazy.
	Thankfully, it's rather insulated.
	If I did just have a deja vu.
	You ever have one of those where you like, you just have a deja vu?
	I don't know what deja vu's are, but I had one.
	Hold on.
	You don't know what it is, but you had one?
	I don't know how they happen.
	I've heard logical explanations on what they are.
	The thing is, I don't know.
	I don't, I don't know.
	People say it's like when there's a cross between when you're forming an experience for the first time and your memories, and it actually gets like crisscrossed.
	So you think you're like, you're thinking, you're experiencing something, but it's getting put into your memories, but you're comprehending your memories being recorded.
	So you're like both experiencing a memory and experiencing life at the same time.
	Yeah, but it always seems to be at like the most like bizarre, unimportant moments.
	Wait, is it a Friday night?
	Oh yeah, we can go longer on the stream because of Friday.
	We can start talking about deja vu's.
	Everyone's a little bit crunky right now.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Everyone loved the goofy story.
	I love the goofy story.
	Yeah, Elijah was having some flashbacks.
	Maybe that's why it triggered a deja vu because you were having a big old flashback moment to your best friend Wakanda from high school.
	I don't know what her name was, but I'd like to know more about her.
	One of the nice things, though, that's been since leaving my old network is that since I don't work on the network, all these left-wing sites don't quote my show every day.
	Because they used to just want to quote me and say like, you know, even when I left, it's all like, Glenn Beck let Elijah go.
	Like, I've never worked for Glenn Beck, but they always hated Glenn Beck.
	They hate Glenn Beck.
	And I like Glenn Beck.
	Glenn's an awesome guy.
	And so in every article would be like, Glenn Beck's host, you know, said that he was friends with Wakanda.
	Glenn Beck's host's wife called the black woman Wakanda.
	But now that I'm not working for Glenn Beck and I never did.
	Was that bad?
	No, Wakanda Forever.
	That was the name of the main character.
	Do you remember?
	Do you remember?
	Do you remember this?
	Oh, should we do a watch party and watch The Black Panther or The Black Adder?
	The Black Banana.
	black panther right do you remember do you do you not remember this Speaking of deja vu.
	Speaking of deja vu.
	Do you not remember this?
	And as always, Wakanda Forever.
	See?
	Yes.
	Kamala for Wakanda.
	Yeah, so I don't think there was anything wrong with what I just said.
	I never watched that movie.
	But I did like the fact that I can get away with more now, so I have a lot of fun on here.
	So that's actually really good.
	But I also like the fact that, like, everything I used to say used to end up in articles every single day.
	Sometimes they still do.
	I get clipped out by some of these right-wing watch groups.
	But also when it happens on Rumble, they don't care because they're retarded.
	So they don't go to Rumble.
	They don't care about Rumble.
	And then it's like, what is Rumble going to get mad at me for being honest?
	That's why one day this show will probably mostly be on Rumble because it's better on Rumble.
	Who doesn't like this show on Rumble better?
	I do, because I'm disgustingly offensive, actually, in a lot of ways.
	And it's just true.
	I will say the worst stuff, but it's true.
	Have you guys seen that movie called Mean Girls?
	And that one scene where the Regina George, where the teacher asks everyone to put your hand up if you ever felt personally attacked by Regina George or offended by her.
	Put your hand up if you've ever felt personally offended by Elijah Schaefer.
	This is another news in the hmm section.
	Colin Kaepernick is now mad that he had white parents that adopted him.
	He's actually mad at white people for adopting him.
	Stop adopting kids.
	Yeah, they problematically raised him.
	That he's mad that he got adopted.
	Message of empowerment in his new graphic novel, Change the Game.
	Written with author and University of Chicago professor Eve L. Ewing.
	I love how you depict yourself in this book, not as some big shot hero, but as a shy high schooler, like we all were.
	I mean, I'm speaking for you, but no, absolutely, absolutely.
	Growing up, I was a, I think still I'm a pretty introverted person.
	I hope it's true to form.
	And that's just kind of how I navigate the world.
	It's his true high school coming of age story.
	His journey embracing his blackness despite resistance from many, including his white adoptive parents.
	I know my parents love me, but there were still very problematic things that I went through.
	I think it was important to show that, no, this can happen in your own home and how we move forward collectively while addressing the racism that is being perpetuated.
	He took cues from his icon, basketball star Alan Iverson, who he said wore his blackness like a suit of armor.
	And Teenage Kaepernick wanted cornrows to match.
	He's getting what rolls? His mom asked.
	Oh, your hair's not professional.
	Oh, you look like a little thug.
	You're making said that to you.
	Yeah.
	And those become spaces where it's like, okay, how do I navigate this situation now?
	But it also is informed why I have my hair long today.
	The grown-up version of Eve wanted to go back in time and give young Colin a lot of hugs.
	And I was really moved and saddened by the level of kind of self-awareness that he had to develop at a very young age without a lot of guidance.
	The former NFL quarterback who once led the 49ers to the Super Bowl touchdown was known in high school for his baseball.
	The pitcher even had major league interest, but he bucked public pressure and followed his heart to the gridiron.
	There were a lot more black people in football.
	I was like, I found some community here.
	Do you still want to play football professionally?
	Absolutely.
	I woke up this morning before our events trained.
	Five, six days a week.
	I'm still up at 4:30.
	I go get my training in.
	That passion is still there, and the ability is still there.
	Oh, now we're unmuted.
	What chalky are you eating?
	I'm eating some top deck.
	It's white chocolate on top, black chocolate on the bottom.
	And I'm eating, I decided to have a quick snack because I started to feel lightheaded for there for a second.
	I'm having a chalk mint crunch high-protein bar.
	No sugar added, good source of fiber, no artificial colors or flavors, seed oil-free.
	The only ingredients in this are laxatives.
	No, but it says excess consumption may have a laxative effect.
	That's actually true on these because it's actually pretty good.
	It's actually, it's only 150 calories, has 11.4 grams of protein, five grams, seven to six grams of fiber.
	It's pretty good.
	And only two grams of carbs.
	Mine has one cob, a total of two sugars, and sodium is 20.
	So that's really good.
	Sodium is 20.
	He's made every one of those numbers up.
	You have no idea what's in your chalky.
	It doesn't matter.
	Well, his parents are awesome to this guy.
	Getting back to this.
	His parents are awesome.
	He's just racist and a fool.
	Are you just eating your chipper chick off the screen there?
	No, I mean your chalkies.
	No, this is a chalky mint.
	Chalky mint.
	I actually thought I was going to be able to eat faster, but if you ever freeze a protein bar, it's really like.
	We're like, I have to eat.
	Yeah, it's hard to get through this whole block before we finish watching that video.
	I'm just trying to eat it as much as quickly as possible.
	No, I just get hungry around.
	Do you guys keep your chocolates in the fridge, the freezer, or not in any kind of cold climate?
	I know.
	I'm always in the fridge or the freezer.
	Can we just say always cold chocolate?
	One thing Australia definitely does better, because Cadbury is Australian.
	People don't know that.
	Cadbury is delicious.
	It's very Australian.
	Also, I don't know if you guys know this.
	I can't believe you guys keep it room temperature.
	How could you do that to chocolate?
	It's Kez's birthday on Sunday.
	It's Kez's birthday on Sunday.
	Oh my gosh, you guys.
	It's Kez's birthday.
	So, if you guys want to.
	Hey, it's like this.
	So if you guys want to, let the Griff begin.
	Feel free to send your happy birthday rumbles.
	I just put it at the Stream Labs too.
	You can leave your Rumbles as well.
	You can put your Streamlabs.
	You can send her your birthday gifts.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	You don't have to actually send super chats.
	But if you want to send a happy birthday super chat to her, you can.
	And you can also send it at locals as well.
	We do appreciate it.
	And you can support her.
	All she said, all she wants for her birthday is for you to support her at shafer.locals.com.
	Guys, that would just be my dream.
	I don't want anything for my birthday.
	Seriously, if anyone tries to give me a present, I'm going to send it straight back.
	Just sign up to Locals, to Elijah's Locals.
	That's all I want for my birthday.
	Let's look at the super chats for today.
	Let's look at the super chats.
	Are we finished?
	Yeah, that's the whole show.
	Oh.
	How long has the show been going?
	I think the show's been going for like, I don't know how long.
	This show was supposed to be.
	The show was supposed to be 45 minutes long when it launched.
	You are here is supposed to be 45 minutes long when it launched to 44 minutes.
	It ended up a two and a half hour show sometimes.
	So that's just what happens.
	That's what I like producing content.
	I like making videos for you guys.
	I'm really excited to tell you what's coming next.
	We have some really good stuff coming next.
	And I'm very excited for the show because, you know, not everybody wants the show to exist.
	But we're not going anywhere because I have good friends.
	And a lot of good friends.
	I have powerful friends.
	I have great friends.
	I have many amazing people that I know.
	And they're all very encouraging.
	Very few are encouraging, but some are.
	And I appreciate them.
	Bitch Lasagna or Vince Lasagna sent $1 and said, happy birthday, Kez.
	Wow, thank you.
	On Rumble.
	I'm going to the Rumble first, and I'll go to the Stream Labs and I'll go to this.
	Not your podcast.
	I don't know what that is, but you should probably check it out.
	Said, the only way to bring all races together is in the church being one in the body Christ.
	True, which is why they took out the black church and made it an activist center.
	Devoured Eagle said, I call it BS.
	The average Mexican owns like two beaters, and even we have a program called Today You Don't Run, where certain days you can't use your car.
	What?
	Oh.
	I guess not beaters, wife beaters?
	I don't know.
	Cob beaters?
	I don't think there's any other ones here.
	Nope.
	Wait, yes, there is.
	Right here.
	Wait.
	Oh.
	And then Canary Sings 2018 said, bankers are douchey anyways.
	All right.
	Let me bring up some of these.
	I guess we'll have to bring them up here, right?
	Because sometimes they send memes.
	So we got to send some memes as well.
	All right.
	Let's check in with the SOB chat here.
	It's a Friday night.
	We're having a good time.
	All right.
	This is from Locals.
	We're checking at Locals in on what they sent here on the chats.
	And remember, after this Locals, because it's a Friday, Kez and I are going to chill with you guys for a little bit.
	So we might grab a snack.
	We might hang out.
	We might talk about stuff.
	We might watch some stuff.
	But we'll be hanging out with you guys later.
	So if you're in the locals chat, don't go anywhere because we'll be hanging out in the locals in a bit.
	But I still have like a whole block.
	I have so much chocolate left.
	Spaghetti N-Word said 45 minutes is too short.
	One hour is fine length for a show, but I prefer a four-hour anti-Semitic rant.
	Four hours.
	Elijah could do it too.
	You could do four hours.
	Four-hour show.
	Not anti-Semitism.
	I condemn anti-Semitism.
	Yeah.
	Just talking for four hours is possible for him.
	I will always condemn anti-Semitism on this show.
	This show should be called Condemning Anti-Semitism with Elijah Chip.
	Unfollow me right now.
	It should be called condemning.
	I don't want you to even follow me.
	This should be called Condemning Anti-Semites.
	Yeah.
	MK Aldi said, if sodas are $16, here's some money for the inflated chalkies.
	$17 super chat.
	Wow.
	To buy some chalkies.
	And do you do what?
	They literally, and you're going to buy chalkies for your birthday.
	I'll probably only be able to buy two blocks of chocolate with $17.
	But that's two blocks of chocolate.
	They are eight bucks, right?
	Yeah.
	There's $7.99 for a bar of chocolate.
	Yeah, depending on the ones.
	Yeah, it's $8 here.
	To let you know how expensive Australia is.
	I have a chalky addiction for sure.
	So thank you so much.
	I have anxiety.
	My little sister lives in Australia as well, unironically.
	And I love her a lot.
	I'm not going to get into any more of her life other than that.
	But she's amazing.
	And one of my favorite things is we just get on the phone and have anxiety attacks together about why everything costs so much money.
	I was just driving.
	Yeah, well, we were just out.
	I was like, because she lives in a different state, and I'm staying out in a different state and whatever.
	And so I'm talking to my sister and I'm like, hey, yeah.
	So like I went to this place and I was like, okay, cool.
	I would like a side of chips and it's like $11.50 for a side of fries, right?
	Kez and I went somewhere last night and just got some chips and it was $9.50 for $9.50 for a side of chips.
	And they didn't even give us enough sauce.
	You didn't even get, you have to pay for more sauce.
	You had to pay for more.
	You get a little, you have to pay for your tomato sauce usually, too.
	It depends where it's at, but you pay for your ketchup.
	And I get it.
	And they mostly just do like mayonnaise here, and they call it aioli.
	And they do it up with everything.
	Aioli is different than mayonnaise.
	It's really chive mayonnaise.
	It's a garlic mayonnaise on everything.
	But you love it.
	Devourty Galaxy said happy birthday to Queen Fetus.
	With a kangaroo.
	I forgot to mention Farscape is another great thing that comes from Australia.
	Farscape?
	I don't know what that is.
	I didn't even think about it.
	Yeah.
	She's just a regular girl.
	She's just a regular girl with regular chocolate.
	Gringo Fett said, happy birthday, Kez.
	Thank you.
	Charles Castle sent a little birthday present for you.
	Wow.
	Spaghetti Edwards said, happy birthday.
	Go buy some chalkies.
	They said some more chalkies.
	Oh, I'm going to be so fat.
	They said this.
	I don't know what that means.
	Div?
	I don't know.
	We tried to figure it out last time, but I don't think anyone explained it.
	The George says, I just wanted to give you some money.
	Wow.
	Nice.
	Thank you.
	This is good because literally we're having our family.
	We're hanging out with her family tomorrow, and we have to buy all of the groceries for the family.
	One thing, though, that I do say that Australians fairly do well here is that I feel uncomfortable with, but it's common.
	And I know this, my little sister, they do this down where she's at too.
	And I've had friends from here.
	It's like, it is not uncommon to like have a family gathering or a barbecue and like everybody brings their own meats or like you just kind of like bring your own things.
	Like in America, you would never bring more than a bottle of wine.
	Yeah, but you could bring your own meats to barbecue.
	And this is not uncommon.
	And like people will have like picnics, like friends, like out on the beach.
	Like normally, there's like grassy areas.
	It's not like homeless people like in America.
	There's like, it's like properly clean here.
	And people just like bring their own food.
	Like someone will have McDonald's, someone will have this, and they just sit together and eat.
	And it's, it's like, we don't really do that in the States.
	And so for Kez's birthday, because her birthday is tomorrow for us, but it's two days, but it's really her birthday in a couple hours, is remember, we're in the future.
	It's Saturday right now.
	It is 3.41 p.m. on Saturday in Australia.
	But we will be like, I will still be cooking, you know, we'll do sausages.
	And then they do sausages, but they don't do them in like broich buns like we do or like in proper hot dog buns.
	They just do sausages in a piece of bread.
	So you just take a piece of white bread, fresh, fold it over, just like a stack of white bread with butter, and then a and then a giant schlong inside of it, and you just juicy schlong in white bread, just white, just plain asshole white bread with butter.
	Onion.
	Maybe onion.
	Maybe, but it's.
	I never skip out on that.
	It is so white.
	I'm so proud of it.
	I'm not even in.
	I'm fully like, where's the flavor?
	But I gotta say.
	No, you like it.
	I don't do the white bread, though.
	I know.
	The sausage sizzle.
	Did you guys do it?
	I did the bunning sausage sizzle.
	I took Elijah to a bunning sausage sizzle.
	Only the Aussies will know.
	So for all you Aussies out there, Elijah has, he went to Bunnings and he got a sausage sizzle.
	Yeah.
	I just don't understand a sausage and white bread.
	It's like, but it's cheap.
	But it's yummy.
	But it's cheap.
	It's yummy.
	Because I can just go buy some pork sausages and some bread and then everyone's happy.
	Yeah, and it's delicious.
	And a potato bake.
	Why are you trying to complicate it?
	No, I just, Australians with food is like, is a little bit like the British.
	It's a little bit like the British.
	Like, you know, they have beans at breakfast.
	Very confusing.
	You do have beans.
	Yeah, you guys have like beans at breakfast and donuts.
	That's why you're all fat.
	Yeah, okay, true.
	The food here is not, like, literally, it's like, it's, dude, they don't even add sugar to their yogurt here.
	Like, you can get.
	No, but like, all the yogurts that are like, no, but I'm not even joking with this.
	Like, no, you could get, you could, but for the most part, their yogurts just like don't, like, they don't have added sugar.
	And it's like kind of ironic because almost everything I see says no artificial flavors or colors, which you don't see in the United States.
	Are you complaining that our food is a little bit more healthier than yours?
	No, I'm saying it's, no, I like stuff.
	Stop.
	I'm not.
	I'm just in my prime and I'm trying to enjoy it myself.
	I'm in my prime.
	I'm a woman.
	Leave him be.
	No, I'm saying, like, to me, for a birthday, I would like, it's just weird to me the way that everyone should, like, shouting someone isn't necessarily the norm.
	You're responsible for yourself.
	You pay for yourself.
	People are very self-sustainable here.
	Everyone is, it's a very individualistic society.
	People take care of themselves.
	They don't let you cut over on roads.
	They're assholes on the road.
	They will flip you off.
	And I will yell.
	They say that word like it means nothing out here.
	Yeah, but everybody says it.
	What happened to your no?
	It's not even a curse word out here.
	What?
	People say, I hear it everywhere.
	Just because people say it doesn't mean it's not.
	I saw a guy that had a shirt that said biggest cunt in the bar.
	And he was wearing, he had a shirt that said that.
	Oh, man.
	He was wearing a shirt that said that, and nobody thought it was weird.
	I was like, well, did you think someone was going to go and say, hey, you need to take that shirt?
	There are kids around.
	Also, these are just the end of these Friday streams where I'm just complaining about Australia, but also thankful.
	I went, I was bored driving yesterday.
	I was driving an hour because everything here's an hour apart because it's just how this country is.
	I'm driving an hour back home from hanging out with my in-laws and I decided to start counting cameras because I do weird things like that where I count cameras and I count the seconds between the cameras and stuff.
	The speeding cameras.
	No, well, just cameras in general because it's a police, it's a hyper-police state.
	Like, I mean, there are so many cameras here.
	And while I was on the highway, every 60 seconds, there's a camera pointed in both directions.
	It could be speed cameras.
	It could be cell phone cameras.
	It could be monitoring cameras.
	It could be vehicle monitoring cameras.
	It could be police monitoring, crime-stopping cameras.
	There is a set of cameras every minute on the highway.
	It's so insane.
	And if you just look up, there's just everywhere.
	There's just cameras.
	It's like China.
	It's like living in China.
	You're being monitored.
	Everything is monitored here.
	Your social media.
	And that's why I use VPNs.
	I should get a VPN sponsor because I used to have one.
	We need to figure something out because we can't watch.
	No, I got a VPN.
	Can we watch?
	I can see if I can get them as a sponsor again because I got them.
	And I can watch stuff.
	Yes, I can watch stuff.
	Okay.
	Because every time we try to watch anything on Prime, on HBO, anything.
	Someone says, I put sausage and white bread all the time.
	They have an American flag in their bio.
	Yum.
	Yeah, it's delicious.
	It's a great.
	It's a great thing to do.
	Vegemite is good in very small quantities?
	Incorrect.
	Just good quality.
	Respond to the channel.
	Incorrect.
	No, it's good on yum, but yes.
	Yum.
	Incorrect.
	Vegemite is not good in small quantities.
	Do you know who does love Vegemite?
	My father.
	Elijah's dad.
	He loves it?
	I used to make him Vegemite on toast when he lived with us.
	Vegemite butter sandwiches two people have.
	Yuck.
	Disgusting.
	Wow.
	Okay, back to here.
	Doomsday Cracker said that's poop.
	They also said this.
	I don't know.
	Vegemite?
	You're not special.
	You're retarded by Dr. Matt May.
	Oh, that's beautiful.
	Thank you so much.
	I'd read that book.
	They also did a thermometer on the world.
	Said fake and has a temperature is fake and gay.
	Wow.
	There's from Doomsday Cracker.
	Kyle M. Talmick said, on the plus side, Elijah, Gabby McGinnis whipped out his Schlanger on FNT tonight.
	What?
	On.
	Friday Night Tights.
	Oh, I don't know.
	Doomsday Cracker said, doomed, and also Prime.
	What?
	And also, Charles said, repeal the 19th.
	Spaghetti Edwards, so true.
	George Grego Fett said the Republican Party is dead, just worthless.
	Spaghetti Edwards said, repeal the 19th.
	Charles Castall said it's so over.
	I'd love how everyone's getting my back.
	The Blox Pill said by 2030, a near 50% of all marriages aged women will be single and childless.
	States many dating data and sociology reports.
	It's true.
	They're very unhappy.
	He also said, everybody, pass the basket.
	Toss your change.
	Okay, yeah, we're passing the basket.
	Deads have said, crack is a hell of a drug.
	Elijah Shae for 2023.
	Yeah, I'm the one who made that quote up, too.
	I'm the first person who said it.
	None popula said, here's for a hat, not one of those little hats, though.
	Five bucks in the tip jar.
	Brazy said, hat fund.
	They said a half fund.
	The George said says, happy frizzle dizzle day.
	Wow.
	The Blackspill said, my good mate Eli is now fully independent.
	You'll be sure to empty your wallet in his coffer.
	Make him a millionaire for the first dollars of the new chapter.
	Yeah.
	Amazing.
	We're only $900,000.
	$900,000.
	$990,000 away from having enough money to be a millionaire.
	We're almost there.
	We are $10 deep.
	We're so happy.
	So this is a head of financial risk management at Model Risk, Silicon Valley Bank, UK Limited.
	The phrase, you can't be what you can't see resonates with me as a queer person of color, a first-generation immigrant from working class background.
	There were not many role models for me to see growing up.
	I feel privileged to co-chair the LGBTQ ERG and help spread awareness of lived queer experiences.
	Girl, you ain't queer.
	You just get drunk and make out with chicks.
	Did she say she was?
	Yeah.
	Why do I feel like I'm going to sneeze?
	I feel like I'm going to sneeze.
	Okay, we have a, somebody actually sent in a super chat from Streamlabs.
	So I didn't think anyone would do it.
	But they did.
	And we have it live.
	It's updating live.
	Someone sent it in Euros from Fodder Boots.
	Said amazing podcast this week, Elijah.
	They're helping me to explain feminism to my bewildered Bulgarian girlfriend.
	Keep up the amazing work from Streamlabs.
	That says four Euros.
	Bulgarian girlfriend.
	We do like that.
	Streamlabs.com slash slightly offensive.
	Anyways, guys, if you're watching on Rumble, make sure that you head over right now to Locals.
	We're just going to end the stream on a Friday night, hang out.
	We're going to do a couple Q ⁇ A. You guys can just ask some questions.
	We can have some discussions.
	I have a little bit of a bird update.
	Oh, really?
	I don't even know about this.
	I do have a bird update that's going to be going on.
	I know we used a bird update on Wednesday, but we have a bird update.
	I know what happened to Wednesday's stream.
	It just didn't go anywhere.
	Everyone's going to freak out if they missed the bird.
	I know, I know.
	Because the one on Wednesday was so good.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	We'll see you guys over at Locals.
	Check it out.

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