Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY

March 9, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY

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	Well, it's International Women's Day, which means we've got to celebrate the best and the worst of women.
	It is approximately 10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	My name's Elijah Schaefer.
	This is another installment of Knightly Offensive, the shit stream live stream from Slightly Offensive.
	Let's get down.
	Where's Dilbert?
	Where's Dilbert?
	I don't know where Dilbert went.
	Dilbert's not on set today.
	We don't know where he is.
	It doesn't really matter.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your top 17 host here on Nightly Offensive, a live stream from Sightly Offensive.
	You can follow me right there at Elijah Schaefer, or you can follow slightlyoffensive.tv on Instagram, wherever else you can find it.
	I'm joined in the studio by my lovely co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
	Woo!
	I'm really sorry.
	I lost Dilbert.
	I don't know where he was, but I think that.
	Yeah, I think we lost.
	I think we lost him.
	It's International Women's Day, so we are celebrating the beautiful, the best among us.
	These are the most beautiful people that we celebrate every single day.
	You know, you just look at a woman like this and you just say, damn, that woman's got a dick.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think the same thing.
	But also, just on a really quick side note, is that thing supposed to be in the corner there?
	What?
	Or is that just on my screen?
	That's just on your screen.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, that's just on your screen.
	However, I will say this, though.
	To celebrate, Google made it, you know, Google always celebrates new holidays like International Women's Day.
	Google loves celebrations.
	Yeah, so you know, they celebrate Easter and they make special things.
	Well, they made a special CAPCHA.
	I don't know if you call it like that, a CAPCHA, a CAPTCHA, specifically for International Women's Day where you could pick the real woman.
	And this was it.
	They actually said, select the real women on the screen.
	Select the real woman.
	Ooh, that's a tricky one.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I don't think everyone would be able to pick that one, but I guess that's how you could.
	Yeah.
	That's how you can decide.
	It's how you can decide.
	Yeah, it really lets you know a lot about a person.
	If they can't figure out what, you know, if they can't select the cars, then you know it's a robot.
	Yeah.
	And if they can't select the real women, then you know they have mental illness.
	So.
	Yeah, 150%.
	But in the midst of all of this, in the mudst of the insanity and what's going on, do not forget that we are in International Women's Day, which means that we have to look at some of the craziness.
	We have to discuss some of the insanity that's been going on today.
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	So we need to talk about this because it's International Women's Day and the Matrix is glitching, which means we've got to look at the craziest stories that have to do with this great holiday.
	get down into it well it's international women's day and as you'd expect the biden regime which i don't even know what exactly is going on anymore uh they celebrate international women's day by giving an award for most courageous woman and they The most bravest.
	The most courageous woman.
	Oh, courageous.
	Yeah, and that the most courageous woman ended up being a man.
	Oh, just rubbing salt in the wound of the stereotype that women can't be brave and courageous.
	Correct.
	Leave a saving the world and bravery to the boys.
	Once again.
	Well, as we get into this, I will watch the video in a second, but I want to read the story first so that people can kind of just get an idea of exactly what is going on in today's world.
	This comes from the post-millennial, and they broke it down for us very, very well.
	Let me open up this.
	Let me open this up.
	For some reason, I'm having the worst internet today.
	But this Biden-Man gives Biological Male International Woman of Courage Award.
	Wow.
	The story goes on to say, particularly, if we can bring this towards the middle, that marking the International Women's Day on Wednesday, a trans-identified male was awarded an International Woman of Courage Award during the 17th annual Secretary of State International Women's of Courage Award ceremony, which I didn't even know that existed until today.
	Did you know there was an International Courage Award?
	No.
	They have one for men.
	How do you get your name nominated for it?
	Well, I'll tell you.
	The Medal of Honor, which is for men, right?
	For courage in the battlefield, like risking your life.
	Women to prove that they're equal and that they contribute just as much to society as men do.
	Some would say more if we actually focused on their strengths, right?
	Like if we actually focused on giving birth, which is something men can't do, then maybe we would start appreciating women and not competing with them, which was what I think life was supposed to be about.
	Men and women were never supposed to be in competition with each other for anything other than reproductive strategy.
	But introducing Alba Rueta of Argentina to the crowd, the presenter said, Rueta is a transgender.
	She's not even an American.
	No.
	Was this award supposed to be for an American?
	Maybe that's an immigrant.
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	Ruetta is a transgender woman who was kicked out of classrooms, barred from sitting for exams, refused job opportunities, subjected to violence, and rejected by her family.
	But in the face of these challenges, she worked to end violence and discrimination against the LGBT community in Argentina.
	So not even in America.
	And we have the video here of that, which I do want to watch with you, of exactly how our administration celebrates this holiday.
	In Argentina, Alba Ruada is a transgender woman who was kicked out of classrooms, barred for sitting for exams, refused job opportunities, subjected to violence, and rejected by her family.
	But in the face of these challenges, she worked to end violence and discrimination against the LGBTQI plus community in Argentina.
	After women were barred from schools in Afghanistan, You know, SNL has gotten funny, actually.
	Saturday.
	I'm pretty happy Saturday Night Live, it looks like, has actually become entertaining again.
	You have there's Will Farrell in a blue dress, you know what I mean?
	Pretending to be the president's wife.
	And you have that's a, what's, that's the guy who plays Zoolander.
	What's his name?
	Ben.
	That's Ben Stiller.
	Right there, pretending to be Secretary of State Blinken or whatever his name is.
	Can I say something?
	Yeah, go ahead.
	This award, from the list of things that they gave of why she was so courageous, banned from sitting exams, not allowed into restaurants, rejected by their family.
	I just, it's just something that sounds so familiar about pretty much everyone who refused to get vaccinated also went through all of that same stuff.
	They weren't allowed into restaurants.
	They weren't allowed to go to school.
	They were rejected by their family.
	They couldn't attend family events.
	Actually, so many thousands of people experienced that over the last few years.
	And many of them were actual biological women.
	That's crazy.
	But this man who dresses up as a woman and puts a transgender flag poncho on, right, to just help soften his big manly body, went through all the same things, but not because they were standing up for anything like the government is trying to force me to get a vaccine that might end my life.
	But people were mean to me because I keep dressing up like a woman.
	Yeah, also, bro, you look like a cow.
	I just got to be completely straight with you here because you wouldn't know what that means.
	It's pretty disheartening.
	I don't think they speak English anymore.
	No, there was a meme here from the right to bear memes.
	Just reminded us to how we celebrate this year.
	Biological males taking all of the female awards.
	It's the bald hair for me.
	I know.
	It's so it's just too much.
	All of this man, wow.
	He's so good.
	By the way, in case you guys were wanting to know, this, wait, where was it?
	It's actually.
	Oh, I guess we're out of it now.
	Never mind.
	I've left out of it.
	That was actually George Santos in the drag costume that we saw earlier.
	But it does get a little bit weirder, though, because I also kind of wanted to bring up this other thing, too, that it's not just winning the award.
	The Most Courageous Woman of the Year award went to a fat dude.
	But this is not exactly a new story, but this is super important to me because I've been going to the gym a lot.
	I've been lifting.
	I've been really enjoying myself.
	I've been working with Mark Loebliner.
	I've been getting a lot better shape, you know, and just concentrating and cutting down and realizing that as a man, as Pearl said, the host just pearly things, you know, at her strongest, when she wasn't on any juice or anything like that, she was like deadlifting what I was lifting when I'm not even trying.
	And I'm not on juice or anything.
	Meaning, I realize men are very, a lot stronger than women and we lift a lot more weight than women.
	So of course, where else would men wage their next war to rob women of their rights, which is that the USA powerlifting in the United States loses court battle against transgender athlete ruled guilty of discrimination?
	Basically, there's nowhere else in the world that probably other than the direct hand-to-hand combat that gender disparities would matter except in weightlifting.
	Hands down, this is the most critical difference.
	Like if there's any difference between men and women in terms of sports, it would be like just the brute force of weight you can lift off the ground as a man versus a woman.
	Would you not agree?
	And so they came for this.
	But JC Cooper's claim against USA powerlifting dates back to 2019, filing a discrimination claim with the Minnesota Department of Human Rights, alleging that the organization had violated the state's Human Rights Act by prohibiting transgender athletes from competing in women's competitions.
	There she is in all of her glory.
	Absolutely, that's also George Santos.
	He's everywhere.
	What a beauty, right?
	Why is it that they're always so hot?
	It's the arms.
	You know, I think a lot of girls can agree.
	Like, girls, put in the comments what you reckon.
	But if you're asked, what's your favorite body part of a man or like the most attractive part?
	I would say for me, arms.
	I really love arms.
	Elijah has very attractive arms.
	I like backs, things like that.
	Like there's just different things that stand out.
	And this man has some beautiful arms.
	Just as we practiced.
	Look at those arms.
	That's so sad that you said, I have good arms.
	And then you say, this person has good arms.
	No, this is the best.
	And now I realize this is how I look.
	This person has little short, chunky arms.
	I'm just joking.
	But for, look, yep.
	Look, some of the girls are saying also shoulders, arms.
	Yeah, even, yeah, shoulders are really.
	Oh, give us something, darling.
	Put the screen down a bit.
	No, I don't need to.
	I don't want to.
	Jawline.
	Yep.
	My jawline's come back, which is pretty nice.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's come back because it wasn't there, and now it's back.
	Wow.
	It's back, baby.
	And you know what's also too?
	You have better sex when you're not fat and disgusting.
	That's also true, too.
	You're more horny.
	And for your spouse and stuff.
	So if your sex life is dead at home, lose weight and your libido goes up as a guy.
	It's genuinely true.
	You might, if you can't see your penis, why do you expect to want to use it?
	That's just the problem.
	Because they're gut.
	You know, a lot of guys haven't looked down and seen the junk in a long time.
	But this beauty, they got in there.
	And Mark Loebliner is planning on actually joining all the competitions and beating all the women now, which I think is sad, but also slightly hilarious.
	And also, I wanted to say really quick as well: just since it's Women's Day, I feel like I should probably do most of the speaking just to represent women.
	So I'm just going to say that.
	But what I was going to say, I'm just joking.
	But women or feminists will complain, it's a man's world built by men for men to be successful.
	Yes.
	Exactly.
	It is.
	And now all the men are now being women and also continuing to dominate.
	So I think, girls, that we should all leave the man's world.
	We should leave all of it behind.
	The workplace, changing the world, things like that.
	Leave that to the men because if we try, they'll just become women and beat us at it.
	So let's just go back into the home where we can actually dominate because we know that men just they can't clean.
	They just can't figure out the home stuff.
	So that's where we can really excel.
	So I think we should just dip out and leave it to the men because they're doing it anyways.
	Darling?
	And he's looking for Dilbert, I suppose.
	No, I was looking for Dilbert.
	Okay, anyway.
	Though that is the Matrix.
	And basically, that's all we have to say.
	But I do think that there's the best of women as well, includes things that are funny.
	So let's laugh a little bit.
	I don't understand why women are always trying to compete with men at our level.
	I think it's actually quite hilarious because I kind of laugh when women are trying to prove themselves to men.
	Like, look, I can be one of the boys.
	You know, it's like those girls in the movies where they're like, oh, you want to get your car fixed?
	That's just the transmission.
	I'm just going to go ride my skateboard over here, pick up a couple of spare parts at the local shop and buy a draft beer because I'm into beer because I'm one of those girls, you know?
	Just one of those girls in a draft beer.
	And it's like, okay, I don't know.
	Not into that.
	It's like Megan Fox and Transformers.
	But there are some women firearm instructors, right?
	Nothing's more masculine and nothing.
	I mean, we love women with guns.
	And there are a lot of women who know how to use guns well.
	And they'll wear bikinis and shoot guns.
	And a lot will be moving around than just the recoil of the gun.
	But these girls decided that they were going to show their skills in firearms instruction.
	And I have to warn you guys: don't do this.
	This is not a parody from my understanding.
	Although, please correct me if I'm wrong because I can't tell the difference.
	Enemy!
	Hey!
	Enemy!
	Come on!
	I'm with you!
	Get your position, come on.
	Well done.
	It's frightening to me how bad they, I hope those were blanks.
	I don't think they were blanks.
	Yeah, this one here gave me fear.
	It's the shaking of the hands on the side.
	It's like, what are they afraid of?
	Who's going to be killing them?
	They're just really getting.
	Who's killing the women?
	Yeah.
	Like, look at that.
	Look at that.
	Ah!
	So scary.
	Yeah.
	look at that that is so that makes me so nervous yeah I think girls.
	I think don't worry about it.
	Hey, just leave it to the boys.
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	I think girls should, in this day and age, I think it's probably good to have some sort of skill set to be able to defend yourself.
	But this is not it.
	There's a lot of girls who are very good with firearms, and I don't know how this made it onto the internet.
	Or is this paintball?
	I don't know what it is.
	But you know what?
	I've been paintballing a few times in my life, and there is like that thrill of adventure.
	Like, oh my gosh.
	But I'm always held back a little bit too much where you feel like you want to just go out and yeah, look at her and shoot someone with a paintball and all this.
	But the fear of getting hit holds me to hide most of the game.
	So, yeah.
	Yeah, I used to live on a really big property growing up.
	I was a bit of a fundamentalist.
	And we had built a paintball course because I really wasn't like, didn't leave the property, really, right?
	I was homeschooled and stuff.
	And so we did, we were allowed to paintball.
	Well, I'm not going to get into it, but realistically speaking, it's well, I was raised.
	I've learned to deal with bullshit since I was young.
	But most importantly speaking, it's like, as I'm happier an adult now and much happier at where we're at right now and the people we're at, I am reminded constantly of why I don't want to be around insane bitches because even that guy, like, that is the hunchover.
	Being around people like this is just been too much of my life.
	Some of them run podcasts.
	Some of them run around the internet.
	Some of them are crazy.
	I don't even know.
	But I'll just say that there's people like this that are everywhere.
	And I'm very happy to not be in their range of fire because it's called Friendly Fire.
	And then I feel like this is a casualty, mass casualty event waiting to happen.
	This is actually, I was going to make a mass shooting joke about a recent atrocity, but I have enough people talking shit on me all the time.
	I don't need a mass shooting.
	I don't need a mass.
	Elijah made fun of mass shootings.
	No, I didn't.
	Because I'm still dealing with the gay tape fiasco.
	You know what I mean?
	I still have Transformers in my inbox trying to get me to commit suicide.
	I don't need a mass shooting.
	You lived another day.
	Yeah.
	You made it to another day.
	I don't need a mass shooting.
	I don't need more.
	No matter what I do on the internet, I'm somehow in trouble with some minority or someone's a victim.
	Someone's always a victim.
	They're always an imaginary victim.
	That's just how life works.
	You're all the drama.
	Am I the drama?
	I just post stuff and say jokes and people are like, oh my God, what's the drum denominator?
	The jokes.
	It's good humor.
	A grade.
	But see quality humor.
	It's been a while since we brought up any of these other – it's not really funny.
	But we've been pretty familiar with the Z-Zer pronouns for a while.
	Yeah, they're old news.
	Correct.
	But because it's Women's Day, I just wanted to be inclusive and remind you guys that we do have people that are not women that have other pronouns, right?
	We do have other – we have to be like – because of the gay tape fiasco, I need to make sure that I'm representing everyone because it's the whole like pushing me to suicide.
	I need to chill.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So we do have the gay tape fiasco is still going on.
	And this person, I never heard such a good explanation of like female mental illness.
	Like, you know, when women, like, women are like cats where it's like you leave them unkept and like they still know, they somehow still take care of themselves, but they're like nasty.
	You know what I mean?
	They're like nasty and they're mean and vicious.
	Well, I think it's more to do with the personality of a cats and dogs.
	Yeah, but unmarried women, when you, I was just, I was on a, with Allie today, and the average age of getting married in Saudi Arabia is 17, actually.
	Wow.
	And 83% of women are married by 20.
	And it turns out in the United States that after 24 years old, only 12% of women after you get out of college are virgins, and only 3% to 5%, depending on the state you're in, that marry are virgins.
	And virginity is the number one factor of lack of divorce rate from women.
	So the number one factor that determines whether you'll get a divorce in a marriage is not finances.
	It is not porn.
	It is not infidelity.
	It is not fighting.
	It is not violence, not domestic violence.
	It is literally if a woman's a virgin or not.
	And it turns out only 3% to 5% of marriages, the woman's a virgin.
	That's just a random fact that we talked about today from the CDC.
	But what I was going to say is it's unironic that divorce rates have skyrocketed.
	Women's depression rate is at an all-time high.
	They're getting married around 29 or 30, I think now, and the average age where they have their first kid is 31 or 32.
	They're two to three years away from being geriatric patients.
	And they're unhappy.
	They're miserable bitches.
	And the men don't want to marry them because the truth is, I think we're going to end up seeing a lopsided world because when these are the options, at least this person's being honest.
	And that's why I like pronouns.
	It's an honest presentation.
	Hey, I'm a mentally ill, crazy psycho bitch.
	And then I don't have to guess.
	Like it's kind of, it's like a red dot on a black widow.
	It's like, here are my pronouns.
	I have mental illness.
	Stay away from me.
	Thank you.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Not bad.
	Okay, well, here it is.
	Hi, my name is Tempest.
	I'm a member of a DID system, and several people have asked how to use the neo-pronouns that I use.
	So here's a quick guide.
	So I use they, them pronouns, but primarily I use Z, them, Zemself.
	Now, this is a little bit different from the other Z pronoun, which is Z, Zer, Zerself.
	So the Z that I use is more related to he, him.
	I'm a gender.
	I don't really have any kind of gender identity, but I have a masculine body in her world, and I'm more masculine-leaning in terms of like self-expression, compliments that I like, things like that.
	And like Cameron and Avery in our system, the not having a gender thing for me specifically is related to the fact that I shapeshifted into a bird.
	So the other birds also use neo-pronouns because they don't connect to gender in a human way.
	Specifically, they don't connect to not having a gender in the same way that a human would connect to not having a gender.
	So it's not just the fact that we're non-binary, it's the fact that we're not entirely human.
	So Z, Zem are gender-neutral and singular, and you can use them in a sentence just like you would use he, him, except it's with X's and a Z sound.
	And that's really it.
	It doesn't mean anything specific.
	It's not some complicated usage.
	Not complicated.
	It's an alternative.
	Yeah, simple.
	pronouns are so simple i require an instruction video yeah except when i a few of you were asking because you were like really confused about the z's m's and And that's really different from the Z-Z self.
	So, but that only happens when I transition into a bird.
	But yeah, the bird and the animal people in my self don't always, they don't identify with gender in the same way.
	Because animals, us, I think animals don't make gender as complicated as humans do.
	I think their gender and their sex is so biological and ingrained into them that it's just instincts.
	You're a girl bird or a boy bird.
	They're not thinking about pronouns and not thinking about anything.
	It would be like the most simple form.
	So when she's trying to say like my pronouns or my gender identity from the animal aspect of me is they don't relate to gender the same way that humans do.
	How do animals relate to gender aside from basic instinctual biology?
	I don't know, and I am not entirely sure.
	I've got entirely.
	At least she has fun.
	It seems like she keeps herself busy with all of her mates in her head.
	She or Z?
	Z self.
	Tweet, tweet!
	So.
	Oh, Lord, save us all.
	Lord, save us all.
	Anyway, as we know, though in the midst of this, there are strange creatures.
	I do need to say there are some strange creatures out there that are strange, that do make me think twice about everything.
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	And my computer's blown up, so I'll have to figure that one out.
	Blew up today.
	The trackpad went out a month ago and I bought a mouse and now it blew up.
	But let's talk about some of the craziness, weird stuff that I can't really explain.
	This is WTF.
	i don't want to say the f word on the show anymore so funk uh it seems like women are consistently finding new ways to do just about anything except for uh be productive members of society and give birth to kids uh
	What was really striking to me was not the nature of the fact that girls make money on OnlyFans, but the way that this girl, she looks like a normal girl, she's like an average girl.
	Just the amount of money that women are making on OnlyFans, it's pretty remarkable.
	Check out this.
	This is crazy.
	How much are you railing in on OnlyFans?
	Drop it.
	Drop it.
	Railing in.
	Bad choice of works.
	Like the first, so I started in May 2021.
	Did you do like a hard launch?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Until like October, this past October, I would make like 100 to 150k a month.
	And then I made it a TikTok.
	So you guys know Anna Paul, obviously.
	So she made this TikTok of her like filming a day in her life as an OnlyFans.
	And she started it off with like, so I'm a worker.
	And I was like, oh, that's like great.
	Like, probably had so many views.
	I was like, oh my god, I want to do that.
	So I made like a vlog, like, and I started it off with that.
	And I vlogged me getting ready for my OnlyFans shoot.
	And it did so well, like in October, this past October.
	So now it's like $350 a month.
	Are you serious?
	What do you well?
	I guess you go to Harry Styles concerts.
	What else do you do with all this money?
	I travel.
	I just cruises.
	Always.
	Every single time they just look at her, that's me too.
	Whoo!
	That girl's like, I would not.
	Okay, to be fair, she ain't making, she's got to be a podcaster.
	She's like me.
	If you start a podcast, if you can't make money on OnlyFans.
	But the most important part about this too that doesn't really matter is like, she's like, duh!
	Because she's like, that's great.
	$350,000.
	As many cruises as you wanted?
	Ah!
	Buffets!
	Are you going to eat that?
	Okay, that's so cruel.
	It's cruel, but I'm cruel.
	It's cruel, but I'm a little cruel.
	I'm actually really nice to people sometimes.
	But I'm cruel in terms of the fact that I get it.
	I get it, girl.
	Ain't nobody paying for that either with me.
	Yeah.
	So why?
	So any woman watching that who's single, who's working a job that they don't like, which is old jobs, and they don't have anyone to look after them, why wouldn't you do OnlyFans?
	Well, the crazy thing to me is, is like, okay, there's always been queens, right?
	And I'm not talking about the modern feminist, like queen, slay, queen.
	Are you talking about homosexuals?
	No, I'm talking about like actual queens of kingdoms, right?
	So there was always a harem, and there was always like, you know, the hottest virgin in the land and stuff.
	Okay.
	And they, you know, were the heir to the kingdom or whatever, like that type of stuff, aka you.
	True.
	But but I was saying there, there always was.
	And so you would always know, like, maybe you see, like, which I know it's different because I'm not, supermodels is different, but you see, like, Bella Hadid or like these people and or the Jenner girl, I don't know which one it is, but the Jenner girl that's, you know, and you go, okay, I get why they're rich from modeling because they, they, they've got a lot of surgery, they look really good, they starve themselves, etc.
	And it's modeling, right?
	I mean, it's like you're working for Gucci and Armani and these types of things, and these are high-end brands, sell a lot of perfume and stuff, so they're paying you to be the face.
	But this never makes sense to me because it's like, it's just a normal girl, just a normal, just a regular girl.
	And also, porn is pretty much free.
	So I think these are just simps.
	Nothing makes me more angry than simps.
	And the fact that there are as many simps on the right wing as there are on the left wing, it's a universal male problem.
	It's not like people go, oh, all these woke simps.
	No, Simping is just as big of a problem.
	It doesn't matter political affiliation.
	It more matters if you're in shape or not, pretty much.
	And if you, like, if you're if you're a high-value man, if you make money, if you're in shape, if you have, if you're successful, probably not a simp.
	If you're a Reddit mod, if you're overweight, those kind of things, then you're likely to try to like be a simp.
	And nothing's more simping than paying for to look at some girl's butt that uses your money.
	Like I saw, I saw this meme that was like this guy like going, like slaving away in a mine.
	And it was like me working my working 40 hours a week at my job that I hate at McDonald's so I can, so that I can give $6 to a girl who makes $350,000 a month, like so I can see her butthole.
	And it's like, yeah, it's like you're just working at McDonald's.
	Oh, that's so good.
	Do you know what I'm saying?
	Like working at McDonald's to look at a girl's butthole.
	And it's like, that's what you bought.
	You bought her booty.
	That makes me so sad.
	It's simping.
	It's fat losers.
	It's so sad.
	He did that.
	Fat losers.
	Well, this person's making $350,000.
	He's a man out there who's working at McDonald's and putting some of his paycheck to women who are making this much money.
	Stop.
	Please don't do it.
	It's so sad.
	It's better to literally be sexless than to be a simp.
	It's just pathetic.
	Don't worry about seeing her bottom.
	Just get married.
	Having a wife is like, could it not be like having your own personal OnlyFans, but you don't have to share her with all the other boys?
	Yeah, but people are paying for that.
	Six bucks anyway.
	You pay my whole entire life.
	Some of her eyebrow ones out.
	Oh, no.
	That's a glitch, I think.
	That's a glitch.
	All right.
	Next story on here.
	Next story.
	Speaking of the WTF, they said that men can be women, women can be men, right?
	This is the adult.
	This is the adage of what we know.
	And the most important part about this, this new part thing people are mad about is this person says that they can be a dragon.
	Wow.
	What's going on?
	There's several stages of evolution.
	So my transformation is a metamorphosis.
	And I will reach the end stage as a full dragon when I have all my procedures completed, including a panectomy, which is coming and it's coming off.
	Because I'm not going to get a...
	I'm just going to get a panectomy.
	So I will be a genderless dragon.
	That's what dragons are.
	If you see the penectomy, what's going on?
	There's several.
	I don't know what a penectomy is.
	Penectomy, it's got to be some sort of a removal of penis and not a creation of a vagina.
	So you don't have anything.
	I'm just going to guess.
	Just an entrance for people.
	It's an antichrist portal.
	I would love to ask people like this man and transgender people why they believe in evolution and how come it didn't work for them.
	I don't think I believe in evolution.
	I think they're just demon.
	Demon, demon, pretty.
	But it's like they all of them need doctors to help them to achieve what they want.
	Sorry, sometimes I get like really, really kind of retarded on this.
	People don't notice that.
	People don't notice chewed out.
	I'm like, demon, girl, demon, demon.
	Girl.
	No one notices, so don't be insecure about that.
	I won't be insecure about it.
	Why would I be insecure?
	Why would I be insecure?
	I will never be insecure.
	Let's not be insecure.
	What's funny is Rakada was like, Rakeda was like, oh, I love my live stream because we don't talk about what every single thing everyone else is talking about.
	I go, well, we do talk about some of the same things people are talking about.
	I do pride the fact that this show is the best worst show.
	Despite the fact that they don't show it to our audience on YouTube, like this channel is gravely restricted to the point to where it may be better at one day just to nuke the YouTube altogether, just switch over to Rumble because our channel is so screwed.
	But at the same time, I do love the fact I told him, I said, but also, Nick, here's a difference between you and me.
	You actually have good ideas.
	I show demon.
	Not everybody.
	Not everybody into demon.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, next story.
	I don't like it either.
	I don't like demons either.
	Let's get the demon off the screen.
	This is also just a reminder.
	There's just two pictures I wanted to show here.
	Okay.
	Just a reminder, women, you guys are literally crazy.
	This is a girl, a screenshot from a TikTok.
	She said, abortion is a cord cutting with souls not meant for you.
	Abortion is a sacred karmic balancing.
	Abortion is initiation.
	Abortion is a sacred ancestral practice.
	Abortion is a ritual with the divine of like your baby doesn't belong to you.
	A sacred ancestral practice called sacrifice.
	Yeah, called child sacrifice.
	And this was always common.
	Child sacrifice was common.
	Correct.
	Sacrifice your child so that you can have success and that you can have money and so that you can have freedom.
	Interesting.
	You think that you can, oh, I don't want a kid, so let me just sacrifice my baby and so that I can pursue a career and have money and finances.
	Well, and I think that this is also just one of the sideshows that makes me so concerned about people in general because they don't understand that, yes, this is adage.
	It is demonic.
	It is an overwhelming presence.
	But at the same time, you have to begin to understand that you're psyching yourself out.
	You will remember your abortion.
	You have murdered your child.
	And I don't, and this is more of a light-hearted stream tonight, so I'm not trying to get so preachy here tonight.
	But if you kill your child and you're involved in that, or you want to kill someone else's child, or you believe in abortion, fuck you.
	Sincerely.
	Sincerely.
	You have no business, you know, lecturing anyone on anything when you're literally pro-murder and you're a murderer.
	And this is a common thing.
	I mean, this is a very, on the right wing, you'd be surprised.
	A lot of people believe this.
	And this is the only reason why I respect Mark Loebliner's position on this, because Mark straight up says that, because he's atheist, I think.
	And he said that, like, he thinks there's some rare instances where abortion should be legal, but it's murdering your child.
	And it's murder.
	But, okay, I disagree with him on that, but I really respect the fact that he at least says, hey, this is murder.
	But there's a lot of people who just won't admit it.
	And they're just, you know, feminists or they're male feminists or whatever, men and women walking around that believe in this stuff.
	And they sneak into the church.
	There are pastors.
	There are pastors out here who go, oh, I don't want to talk about abortion because I don't want to get political.
	Political?
	You don't want to talk about murdering an innocent person.
	These are the sickest people among us.
	And I know people out there that are sick like this and that want to kill children.
	And they're like, well, I'm better.
	And this is what I think is so funny about the right wing in general.
	The right wing in general has like, they're okay with transsexuals.
	They're okay with homosexuals.
	They're not okay with kid drag queens.
	It's like, it's just a weird thing where they're like, they're like not, they're like, they sanction some things and then they don't sanction other things.
	And abortion is very commonly believed in by people on the right wing.
	You'd be shocked.
	People get abortions and have abortions and go around and do all this kind of stuff.
	But I also think the crazy part is it's not just the right wing, but in the church, a lot of the this, there's a proportion, the same amount of Christians get abortions that don't.
	And like, well, there are plenty of, like, really, all sin is horrible, and I'm not better than anybody for this.
	But the problem with the murdering of a kid is you can't like redeem it or undo it.
	There's redemption for you for everybody who does anything wrong, and I'm not better than you, but it's like you ended a life.
	And the fact that it's become a political argument and it's not a human rights argument and it's not the baby has value because of God who gave the baby value.
	It just shocks me.
	You would be shocked at the amount of people who think this is not a big deal.
	And they'll say it's a big deal, but it's not to them.
	And I don't get it because I just don't get it.
	There's so many avenues.
	You can give your baby up.
	There's so many avenues to this.
	And then everyone makes excuses, but it's a ritual sacrifice.
	It's been around forever.
	I don't even care.
	It's just like, it's this stuff pisses me off.
	It's like, just close your legs, you dumb whore.
	It's just true.
	It's like, just so stupid.
	And the guys too.
	You're going to let a girl kill your child?
	Fucking twat.
	Yeah, but they make it seem like this girl is very beautiful.
	She's very feminine.
	She has this energy about her that's very inviting, I would say.
	She's not like this shaved head like, I'm going to kill my babies.
	But she's the way that she, that little script that she wrote talking about abortion, it's cutting of a soul that wasn't meant for you.
	You know, it's this.
	She talks about it as though it's this sacred karmic balance.
	You know, it's an ancestral practice and it's divine, the divine feminine.
	You know, there's something that's kind of scary about the way that she's painting this to be almost a beautiful act or a really an empowering feminine, you know, meaningful thing that's actually really good.
	And she has lip filler the chat was pointing out.
	Yes, she does.
	But it's interesting to see the twist of trying to make this seem like a abortion, cutting ties with a soul that wasn't meant for me.
	But, you know, it's like, what?
	What are you talking about?
	Right.
	Cutting souls with a tie that wasn't meant for you.
	That was actually your kid.
	That was 100% your child.
	How was that a soul that wasn't meant for you?
	It's just coping and seething.
	It's your egg.
	It's coping and seething.
	That's what we had an episode.
	When will they take responsibility?
	Who really knows?
	Who really knows?
	And yeah, lip filler is major red flag.
	It's like protesting.
	I slept with this woman.
	Whatever man slept with this woman and impregnated her and she sacrificed his child.
	I think she's a witch and he needs to go and get he I do too.
	Well this goes but this also goes with the side of this also goes with the side of things as well which is which would be our SOB picks and this next story does put a little bit of the blame on the men for this stuff right not taking responsibility men to get control of your woman
	I was thinking about putting this in the hmm section, but it turns out it just kind of goes better here.
	Okay.
	Um in an SOB pick it flowed with this story, but this is remarkable.
	It's got this is remarkable.
	This video is how long is this?
	It's two minutes and 10 seconds.
	Let's watch the whole thing.
	You calling me a deadbeat because I tell them I was being irresponsible yet not wearing protection.
	But I always tell these women that I got pregnant that I do not want to be a father to these children.
	And I offer to pay for the abortion.
	Majority of times they'll either take the abortion or they'll take a plan B.
	But only these seven have kept these children.
	But the crazy thing about it is they want me to be responsible for some children I told them I did not want.
	So for some years now, some of them been trying to get in contact with me.
	Access denied.
	Because I already know why you're trying to get in contact with me.
	I didn't told you I did not want them kids.
	So don't expect me to be responsible financially, emotional, spiritually, mentally, or physically with some kids I do not want.
	And I don't give a fuck what nobody think about it.
	You're not going to force children up on me.
	Yeah, we both Lay down and have intercourse.
	We both was irresponsible about the decisions we made that night.
	Yeah, I could have pulled out, but I didn't.
	And I ain't care to pull out because I'm not the one that's gonna have to carry a baby for nine months.
	It's the woman.
	In my opinion, women should be more careful on who they sleep with because you're gonna be like one of my baby mamas trying to find me so I can financially support a kid I didn't told her or them I did not want another thing is these just jump-offs.
	These are type of women that I ain't even had to do nothing for the bad minimum, but they gave me access to their body and they think I want to be a father to a child for one of them.
	Wait, I don't even have no type of love for these women.
	How do they expect me to love these children?
	Before y'all say, oh, he's irresponsible, he'll deadbeat.
	He don't take accountability.
	Yeah, I do.
	I just don't give a fuck.
	You ain't gonna force these children on me when I told you I ain't want them.
	Yeah, I can offer to a paid for abortion, but at what point can I force a woman to go get an abortion?
	I cannot.
	Do you see a pattern, anyone?
	Why?
	Oh, look who it is.
	What a bizarre time for you to turn up.
	What the heck?
	Where did he come from?
	Do you see a pattern?
	Well, I'm just going to say, um, Scott Adams was right.
	Oh, this show sucks.
	Oh, baby.
	Yeah, it's really good.
	It's really, really good.
	It's Scott Adams.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, yeah.
	Anyway.
	That's probably one of that's a very depressing video that we just watched.
	And how brutally honest his being is like, it's kind of insane.
	You don't want the kids, all this sort of stuff.
	Like, yeah, girls, I mean, the women.
	I just like, why would you let yourself be the most intimate and vulnerable with a man like that who has shown you and told you that he has no desire?
	He doesn't love you.
	He doesn't care about you.
	He's not going to provide for you.
	Like, I just don't know how women can give themselves in such an intimate way to a man who could care actually less about them.
	Yeah, I think that is.
	Are we blaming this one on booze being a man or being a Scott Adams statistic?
	What are we blaming this on?
	I think this man is just incredibly selfish and immature.
	I still can't believe I bought a Funko Pop, but there it is, right?
	It's right there.
	Nothing weird.
	Nothing weird about having a Funko Pop.
	It's just a guy.
	It's just a little character.
	Hey, everyone.
	I'm just a little character.
	There's nothing wrong with grown men having toys, okay?
	So if everybody could stop saying there's something really weird about adult men having little toys and action figures, could you please cut it out?
	There's absolutely nothing weird or wrong with that.
	Men are allowed to have toys too.
	Leave the men alone.
	Truly, truly, truly, I say unto you, hell men shall have the king, the little toys here.
	But that's just the truth on that.
	But I do say that there are some wins as well.
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	But we've got to look at some wins.
	We can't just look at the sadness.
	So, women do get things right.
	And there's a huge redeeming video that I saw that just came out of women getting things right.
	so let's look at our wins for the week so we're tired of seeing whores everywhere doing their thing And you might walk around in Australia and see girls dressed scantily clad and think that everyone is automatically a whore.
	But some do surprise you.
	This guy was interviewing girls in the street, and their answers to a question might shock you, or they might just give you a little bit of hope for society.
	Not for those jeans, though.
	They've lost hope in those a long time ago.
	How long have you been celibate?
	That's a personal question, but a long time.
	Do you think that the fact that you haven't slept with a person is really going to change how that relationship would the outcome would be?
	100%.
	Why?
	It weeds through people faster.
	I mean, I have talked to people who it, I mean, when I tell someone that I don't have sex before I'm married, it weeds through people faster.
	There's people who have completely ghosted me, there's people who have completely not talked to me anymore.
	So, what if y'all got married and then it was just trash?
	I think that God is willing to take care of me, and I think that putting my faith in God and knowing that your relationship is more than just sex.
	And a relationship is I watched a sermon once, and it was 0.0, I think, 8% of your relationship is having sex with someone.
	And if you can't make it work not having sex, you're not going to make it work having sex.
	So, how long have you been?
	It's pretty surprising, right?
	I mean, that's that shows that they look a little bit like they could have been hoes at one point.
	Maybe they've turned their life around.
	Which is again the podcast tomorrow.
	You should check it out with Allie Drummond, podcaster, stay-at-home mom, as well.
	And she's been on a lot of podcasts, including Pearly Things and Fresh and Fit and a lot of podcasts.
	And she has, we're talking about like virginity marriage, if girls can become virgins again.
	Can you become spiritually virgins?
	What brings the value to a woman?
	Why women are why women don't bring value to the table?
	Why men we find out a lot of men are the ones propagating this stuff too?
	Men agree.
	We talk a lot about statistics and things going on, like why men and women don't think women should stay home with kids.
	And it's a pretty interesting podcast.
	Check it out tomorrow around 3 p.m. Eastern time.
	It pops on this channel because this may be the last week or two that you see us for a while.
	And we'll only be on locals for a bit.
	And then you'll see us pop back out and it'll be really cool and you'll see a lot pop out.
	But the best part about this is that's why I don't want to just give like negativity.
	There is a portion of girls that are realizing that don't be a hoe, be a ho, no mo.
	It's a good shirt.
	There's actually a shirt that says that it says, be a ho, no mo.
	Yeah.
	No, I think she had such a good point.
	And here's another thing.
	I can relate to this girl a bit because people used to say those same kinds of things to me, like, oh, well, what happens if you end up with a guy and you, you know, it's not good.
	And it's like, well, why is that?
	Is that what I'm seeking for in a relationship?
	It's just purely sexual.
	And also, if you're a virgin and you only have sex with one man, it'll be the best sex you ever had.
	That's what Allie said.
	She said that that's why virgins have the lowest rate of divorce because it's not just with sex, but in general, like if you haven't lived with someone before and a lot of things, you're not comparing it to anybody.
	And a lot of the heart of men and heart of women becomes from comparisons because obviously we start, you know, you look at people, you want the car they have, and you start seeing things.
	And so when you start comparing things between multiple people, it actually even with men, it's a lot less less problematic.
	Like you have to have a lot more sexual partners for it to become problematic and it's a little bit more in your nature.
	But it's still, that's why the Bible wants us to be to aim towards holiness.
	And I even said with Allie, which is great on the podcast, we talked about how it's like, you lived your life great.
	I didn't live my life great.
	You know, and I came to the Lord later in life as an adult.
	And I've been trying to learn what it means to be a Christian.
	I've been trying to clean up my life and different things.
	And I've been on it like a pretty interesting path.
	But we do talk about the fact that that's where I want to bring this up, that there is redemption.
	And I do agree.
	I do agree with Michaela Peterson and her recent short that kind of went viral on this that I thought was important.
	I want to play it because I know it's not the based and red-pilled answer that everybody's looking for in terms of like, oh, can, you know, this idea like, what's it called?
	Are girls, can girls become spiritual virgins?
	No, I don't think, I think there's nothing you can do to undo the damage that your lifestyle and choices bring.
	But we also forget about redemption.
	And so with the red pill community saying, hey, girls, once you've made mistakes in your life, you can't get married.
	You'll never find, a man won't find value in you.
	That's not true.
	I do think that as a man, the key thing is, is if you want a high status and high value woman, then you've got to become that kind of man because women will become attracted to you, right?
	And we talked about that on the show too, but you don't go and seek high value women.
	They come to you because you become, you start making money, you start having status.
	And so they're attracted.
	They'll show up in your DMs.
	They'll show up around your social circles and you can kind of make the first move and make the selection.
	But she was pointing out this thing.
	There's a lot in the red pill community because they're not Christian.
	They don't have any spiritual value.
	They just tell women, well, if you've slept around it all at any point, you have no value anymore.
	You're still used up whore.
	And I'd say, it's never too late to repent.
	It's never too late to make your life better.
	It's never too late to try again.
	It's never too late to make a mistake and admit you were wrong and get back up, right?
	Like, that's not a van.
	That's very antithetical to helping people, like, in general.
	So I want to play this clip from her that I agree with, and maybe people don't.
	And that's totally fine.
	Where is this?
	Where's Michaela?
	Wait, tweet?
	Oh, yeah, here it is.
	Here she is.
	Okay, cool.
	I just took me a second to find it.
	But this is what she said, and I thought it was really interesting.
	Value woman, if you've been promiscuous in your past, this is a sad question.
	I think there are so many people in the red pill community that are saying, oh, if you're not a virgin, then you're worthless as a woman.
	Which is ridiculous.
	You guys probably know I'm not a fan of promiscuity.
	I think it's damaging to men and women, but I think it's particularly damaging to women.
	I know some women will be promiscuous when they're younger and then grow up and regret it.
	And I would say, forgive yourself like you would forgive a friend.
	There's no point in carrying that around with you.
	And it's not tied to your worth at all.
	If you're a human and you make mistakes, then you identify the mistake and you try and fix it.
	And you try to become the person that you admire.
	And that's all anybody can do.
	Yeah.
	And what I thought was important, I feel like there was a little bit of a logical fallacy here.
	When she was saying, can a high-value woman, can you be a whore at one point and become a high-value woman?
	You'll have to find out and watch the podcast of what I really think about that because there's a lot of stretches of that where girls are like, I spiritually became clean.
	Like they're a whore until they're like 31 exactly.
	And then they're like, no, I'm clean.
	God made me clean and I'm like a spiritual virgin.
	There's no such thing as spiritual virginity.
	That's ridiculous.
	Redemption means we don't undo the, we don't undo the consequence, but God uses it for our good.
	He is redeeming.
	He brings value out of something that had no value.
	And so one of the things, for instance, like someone like Michaela could be the redeeming value.
	If she, I don't know her life, but if she at one point she said she was dating, she was sleeping with guys and she didn't, the redeeming value of having that life and then changing is that she can now reach out and help other people and explain.
	She talks about as well that the way that she stopped being promiscuous was she stopped drinking on dates.
	Oh, really?
	And then she got married.
	Yeah.
	She said she stopped drinking because then the more that she didn't like a guy and he was just an asshole, the more she would drink.
	And then, you know, you just get horny and things happen.
	And so when she stopped drinking, that's when she stopped being promiscuous.
	And that's what redemption means.
	Redemption is you can learn from your mistakes and then you can use them for good.
	And then you can tell people, hey, don't make the same mistakes I did.
	And then you can become a more understanding and forgiving person and not so self-righteous because you're like, you can actually help people in their life.
	And we need women, no matter where they've been or what they've done, to reach out and to try to help other women move ahead.
	Am I right?
	Or am I right?
	Yeah.
	No, I agree.
	I like what she said as well about like, forgive yourself like you'd forgive a friend.
	But I think also, yeah, you want to, you want to change, like she said, identify the problem and change.
	If you go, hey, sleeping with every guy I go on a date with is not good for me.
	Oopsie, I did it again.
	You know, you want to genuinely have a heart change and put things in place.
	Like if she's like, okay, I recognize that my behavior acts out like this when I'm drinking and it needs to stop.
	So it's not just like, oh, I'm not going to do this anymore, but you're also putting things in place to prevent that from happening.
	Yeah.
	And I think that life's a constant learning process.
	And I think the right wing and the left wing, it's a cancel culture.
	That's where the red pill and wokeness are different than the God pill.
	It's really true because the red pill is like, you know, it's like, it's not even about like, you know, sex and drugs.
	It's like down to the core of this is why I was never, I never liked the right wing because I'm like just this weird guy from LA.
	I've lived a wild and adventurous life.
	I've never hid that or anything.
	And I would see these people that are like, I'd be like, hey, you know, I think I'm trying to like live more for God.
	And they'd be like, but is your milk even raw yet?
	Are you drinking raw milk?
	You're still drinking pasteurized milk.
	You're like, dude, I'm just trying to like learn to like read my Bible and like meditate on God and not live in fear.
	I'm trying to learn to like walk in honesty and truth and like learn to be disciplined.
	And they're like, but can you do that while there's seed oils in those Pringles?
	And you're like, I almost used the N-word again.
	Please, big a please.
	I'm on my own path.
	We're on our own paths.
	Relax.
	And I've been very comfortable being on my own journey and own path.
	And I think that's where the red pill and the woke cancel culture is like, you know, you're never woke enough for the woke people and you're never red-pilled enough for the red people.
	And I know that because I purposely just upload sometimes steak before I've seasoned it while it's just like just there.
	And then I put it on the internet to make people mad.
	And then like the amount of comments, if you're eating a healthy meal, it's just like steak and a little bit of rice.
	And they're like, that's not even grass-fed beef from Japan.
	And you're like, dude, just fucking chill.
	It's like, chill.
	I don't have time for that shit.
	You know how much steak is that's not grass-fed here?
	$12 trillion.
	It's exactly $6 million.
	So we know, we now know what gets Elijah to swear.
	Steak.
	It has to be delicious.
	You think I'm going to eat that shit without seasoning on it?
	Of course I'm putting seasoning on it.
	You stupid retard.
	But the thing is, is that the thing is, is that I just feel like everyone is like the red pill community.
	And I've heard this.
	Those who condemn the loudest or are the most like drama centered people usually have the most pain and are the most problematic on the inside.
	And so I just try to stay out of the bullshit.
	Am I the drama?
	Maybe.
	And I found out recently.
	I'm not even thinking you might be the drama.
	I'm actually not the drama.
	I found out there's a lot more people that I've met in my life that I've been around that are way fucking off their rockers.
	And God bless them for that.
	Anyway, I'm going to put the Rumble chat.
	We're going to finish the show on Rumble.
	We have two more segments here on Rumble.
	let's go ahead and let's head over there and do our last two segments of the show for International Women's Day.
	Usually I start out with a gross video, but I did want to put this one up.
	This was on the Yay category.
	This was a girl bringing her son out to see the dad.
	This is supposed to be the Yay category still.
	He took off his hat and just booked it to see his little dad.
	Oh, he threw that hat to the ground.
	That voice is an offcome.
	Oh, I was like, that's just a cute little story.
	I thought that was, we try to put some happiness in the show.
	You know what I mean?
	We're trying to put some happiness in here.
	Yeah.
	So we love it.
	Just remember, if she chose to kill that baby, it was a soul that wasn't meant for her.
	Yeah.
	Well, the next segment is you.
	And I always apologize if you have kids in the room.
	Maybe they should go.
	These are things that I've seen, so now you have to as well.
	Not everything is meant for YouTube.
	Not everything is meant for the internet.
	A good example of that would be a female athlete, a male competing in female athletes.
	That's a woman.
	Welcome to female sporting competitions.
	We never disappoint you.
	I can't look away.
	My eyes can't.
	I can't tear my eyes away from that sight.
	Unbelievable.
	Ridiculous.
	Talk about a camel toe.
	That is something else.
	And this is why this segment's not allowed on YouTube.
	Someone said, F, I'm on lunch right now.
	Someone said, F, I'm on lunch.
	That is so bad.
	Someone reminded me, though, that this reminded me of a meme from the Right to Bear memes.
	This is a classic, a classic, right?
	Aquaman.
	Apparently, the new Aquaman movie that's supposed to come out.
	This was the funniest thing I had heard.
	They said Aquaman, the newest Aquaman, was absolutely unwatchable that people, like, they don't know what they're going to do in its current edited form and it can't be released or something like that.
	And I thought, what do you mean the newest Aquaman?
	Did anyone not see the first Aquaman?
	It was just as unwatchable.
	Didn't make sense.
	I don't think we made it through the first 20 minutes of that movie before I was like, oh, I don't even think this is.
	The mermaid sides.
	It was very confusing.
	I can't get through movies.
	Yeah, but you can't get through movies.
	Even I couldn't get through that.
	We were just like, what in the heck?
	Someone's like, yeah.
	If you're watching on Rumble right now and you are not subscribed, you need to be subscribed.
	Hit the subscribe button down below.
	And also make sure that you check out our locals and follow the locals as well at ElijahShaver.locals.com.
	You can be watching the chat.
	I should have this fixed by Friday.
	We'll have the chat fixed.
	So I do know your chat's there.
	I can bring up your chat actually.
	Why am I being retarded?
	I can just bring up your chat here.
	So I know you guys are here.
	I just didn't have it open on this other computer right now.
	But to you guys watching, it's a small community.
	It's like 35 people watching there right now.
	But it is the best community because you guys know it's like, look, they could just literally do win-will we do it.
	Oh, hi, Elijah.
	We're all retarded.
	Well, thank you for advertising this well to everybody.
	And that says that you can't see what I'm playing on the screen, but the live stream is directly in the app, which is amazing.
	And you guys can join.
	So obviously, this didn't disappoint.
	This didn't disappoint.
	What?
	Aquaman didn't disappoint?
	Yeah, I'm going to see if I can bring this up.
	So, speaking of women disappointing and gross, where is this?
	Man, I guess we don't.
	Wait, I'm looking for it.
	Where is it?
	Do we have it?
	I was looking for this video that I had saved for this moment.
	Oh, yes, here it is.
	Okay, cool.
	We have it.
	You know, AI is increasing.
	And also, like, we have some positive AI, right?
	So, like, you know, like AI women are everywhere.
	And so, you know, people are like, oh, I'm really excited about AI.
	And they look like this.
	You know, this is the way.
	And they always cut off their fingers, but they always look a little bit like anime or something like that.
	Yeah, that girl, that's not a real shape head.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's like that's just.
	I know that's what everyone was looking at was her head.
	So those are winnowy, the biggest hips I ever seen.
	My lady, ma'am, would you like okay?
	Anyway, I'm done with that voice today.
	No more of that.
	It's been too much the last couple days.
	But it gets even better because, oh, yeah.
	It turns out robotics and what's going on in robotics is changing too.
	They're not having robots in strip clubs now.
	Oh my gosh Elijah.
	This woman is naked.
	She's got a thong on.
	No, that it doesn't matter.
	Oh my god.
	Robothawning.
	Oh my gosh.
	It's robot.
	Did she practice that beforehand?
	I don't know, but it's, but unfortunately, I saw it.
	So you had that's why this is called I Saw It, so you have to too.
	Ew.
	It's just called Ew.
	I saw it, so you have to as well.
	Welcome to the show.
	It gets weirder, though.
	Baby, no more.
	All right, all you gotta do is trying to get Christians here.
	I know, but it gets weirder.
	And we do it.
	I know, but I have a very weird sense of humor in the fact that for some reason, I won't show the woman, but for some reason, like a little guy dancing in front of a bunch of black dudes.
	A little guy, you mean that little robot thing?
	Yeah.
	And then she's just like, she just comes across the screen, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	See, like dancing.
	And it's just like, I just, I just, I just think it's funny.
	Not in a good way, in like a hey, the world is fucked up and this is scary, but I've also learned to laugh.
	I've been clown-pilled and I've learned to laugh.
	You haven't been doing this long enough.
	Eventually, you just really do.
	You get into this.
	You're just like, I just want to serve God and laugh at robots.
	So that's how life gets to.
	That's robots.
	It was definitely the robot.
	Someone said it's robots.
	Oh, Dilbert.
	What do you think of that?
	Oh, where is Dilbert when we need him?
	Where is Dilbert when we need him?
	I've really been enjoying this show the last since we segmentized the show and put segments.
	I've been enjoying a lot more because we can just kind of go through the segments and look at the stuff.
	there's always new stuff uh we'll skip the next video because i think it's pretty wait do we No, I guess.
	Wait.
	Oh, there's a couple images.
	No, I will show this stuff.
	This was an ew.
	It's not graphic, but it is just like, ew.
	Who's doing this?
	Look at this.
	Simply plant-based instant formula.
	Oh, stop it.
	Is that real?
	That can't be real, huh?
	That's not real.
	Dairy-free, lactose-free, soy-based powder.
	Yeah, as soon as your baby pops out, give him soy.
	It's a really good idea.
	That's crazy.
	Yep.
	You know what?
	I gotta say, I'm pretty proud of myself for being my own producer, right?
	I really do.
	Because I've always had a lot of people tell me that's very hard to switch a show, very hard to talk while switching on a show.
	I literally do it.
	My whole, I literally just have random freaking stream decks and I have multiple stream decks and I have different things and I just do this whole, this whole show was written and done randomly by myself.
	And so it cuts costs.
	I'll tell you that.
	You don't have to pay a producer.
	It's not a bad idea.
	But also, it's not that hard.
	It just makes me wonder.
	It's not that hard to do.
	Just press buttons.
	The programming the buttons apparently is hard because all my buttons keep breaking.
	And that's like, it's like everything.
	Everything!
	The next thing that I want to bring up to is so this is gross.
	This is the last clip from this section that I find to be quite disgusting.
	Let me see if I can bring this up.
	Okay.
	So I don't know why this is so small, but this Z-Zer, Zem, was having a urethral repair surgery in two days, right?
	Having a urethral repair surgery.
	Surgery number five.
	I think this is called unnecessary.
	Like, you probably didn't even need any of them.
	Not even just the next four.
	You probably didn't need the first one because I'm imagining, as I thought, right, I found another video from this person.
	And as I realized, of course, right, it's a phalloplasty repair surgery.
	And this is what they had to say.
	This was a stop from my fifth saloplasty-related surgery, and this was a urethral repair surgery.
	I'm feeling pretty good.
	I'm not really in any pain right now.
	I'm not on any pain meds right now.
	Mainly just my mouth is still numb because the surgery I had involved taking a skin graft to heal up the problems I had down there.
	So I took a skin graft from here to here down my mouth.
	So really the best way to describe it is kind of just like getting a lot of lidocaine at the dentist.
	So you get a really fat lip.
	And it feels just like if you chew the inside of your cheek up, it gets a little raw in there.
	It just feels like that.
	It's not really painful, though.
	So essentially, I had what was called a ure full diverticulum, which was a pouch that had opened up where my original anatomy was, and it was partially connected to my new urethra.
	So whenever I would void TP, some of it would stay in that diverticulate area.
	And I'd get a lot of backflow and leaking issues and infection issues because of the figure that would stay in that area.
	Yeah, keep telling us more.
	Oh!
	Keep telling us more intimate details about Plastics team on standby because they were contemplating needing to use a muscle graft from my leg to be able to fill the reticulum based on the size of it.
	That's able to fill it and close the hole with just the skin from the inside of my cheeks, so I don't didn't need a muscle graph to use.
	Oh, thank goodness.
	Thank goodness the doctors.
	I ended up taking closer to five to six hours because the main surgeon kept finding problems internally with me and he wanted to fix those possible rather than wait for a later time.
	So he ended up finding a few stones in my bladder that I would not be able to pass on my own.
	So he removed those.
	He found some scar tissue in my bladder and also in part of my refer.
	So he removed that too.
	So yeah, I had a lot done in one procedure.
	I'm pretty much just chilling right now.
	I have an SP catheter.
	All right.
	I haven't tuned in Daily Wire in a while, but the Ben Shapiro show has gotten very weird.
	That has gotten out of control.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	That was like, that's what that had the Ben Shapiro voice, right?
	But that's what that sounded like: it sounded like somebody who was like, I don't know what was like, my wing, I've been making videos like that where 36 like, do Everybody, my fake dick isn't working.
	Yeah, I had to cut out a bunch of flesh from my mouth to sew it to make a vagina.
	Also, my leg, part of my leg, is all chopped up.
	I have a pipe, see here, this pipe that's like going inside of my body so that I can urinate.
	Yeah, and then there was like some stones in my bladder because like I wouldn't be able to pass them and stuff like that.
	So yes, thanks goodness for doctors, guys.
	Yeah, it's not a big deal, not a big surgery or anything like that.
	Oh, I'm putting the music while you're talking about your dick getting chopped off.
	Yeah, so like I'm just like, the doctors did such a good job, and like it was just like a small little surgery.
	And like, yeah, so they just kept finding pockets.
	Like the issue was that there was just like pockets of flesh that kept filling with liquids and urine because they had cut open and were sewing things.
	And so they had to like, yeah, so they just kept finding problems with my mutilated genitals.
	But yeah, good thing they were able to get it.
	Yeah, and they also removed scar tissue, by the way.
	They removed, let me just put some confetti.
	They removed some scar tissue from my bladder as it swelled up because my meat rocket, meat torpedo, that was my mangled vagina and inverted from skin from my arm.
	They were going to take it from my leg.
	And so I had pus coming out of the tip of my meat torpedo.
	And it was like, gus, it smelled like dead cats in a sack.
	And thanks for watching.
	Thanks for watching, everybody.
	Thanks, doctors.
	You did it, doctors.
	I'm so pleased that you were able to fix a problem that you created.
	You took that joke way too long.
	It's just like his video was way too long and way too.
	Why?
	It's an axe wound.
	Why are you telling people about that?
	If I had an infection, I wouldn't tell any of you guys.
	Sorry.
	I wouldn't.
	I wouldn't discuss it with anyone.
	Yeah, it's disgusting.
	Even a minor infection.
	It's not anyone's business.
	It's kind of disgusting, and I don't think anyone wants to hear.
	No.
	And it's personal.
	No, I don't.
	But let me just make a whole video about my infections.
	Okay.
	Well, this is the truth here.
	We got to get into our hmm segment.
	We also have bird updates, magpie bird updates.
	That's only going to be on locals, only the magpie bird updates.
	It's just for the locals people, just for the locals community.
	Elijah identifies as a bird now.
	I do, as ZZEM.
	We met at ZZEM, but.
	I got bronchitis.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped with it.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped.
	Ain't nobody getting tapped with it.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Did not tell you, cause I told you.
	All right.
	Well, This has nothing to do with women, actually.
	But I just thought this was interesting.
	For the first time in several decades, since cutting ties with Kanye West, and I put this in the mm-hmm, because it's like race-based stuff, and obviously they cut ties with him because he said he loved Hitler, right?
	So they cut this is like, this is how I connected it.
	He said he loved Hitler.
	They cut him out, and they said, we don't want to blackout love Hitler.
	But the first time in 30 years, Adidas is having negative profits after cutting ties with him.
	Look at this.
	Adidas has warned its split with Kanye West could push it to its first annual loss in three decades this year.
	The sportswear giant ended its partnership to produce the Yeezy sneaker line with West last year.
	That's after the rapper and fashion designer made anti-Semitic remarks.
	The splits cost $632 million in sales in the fourth quarter, while Yeezy Shoes would have brought in an estimated $1.2 billion this year.
	The impact of that saw Adidas slash its 2022 dividend.
	It's a challenging start for new CEO Bjorn Golden.
	He took charge of Adidas on January 1st and pledged to rebuild the brand.
	Golden said the company faced a transition year before returning to profit in 2024.
	Adidas has forecast underlying operating profit at roughly break-even this year.
	China is expected to drive sales following the end of health crisis lockdowns, but that boost is likely to be wiped out by the impact of the Yeezy split.
	Adidas shares fell as much as 3% after Wednesday's announcement.
	Dude, you criticize it.
	They'll tank their entire company's product just to get mad at someone for making an anti-Jewish comment.
	Like, show me that Jews don't control the world by being willing to crash your own global brand to make a statement that you can't criticize the Jews.
	That's crazy.
	Do you think they knew?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	No.
	No, it doesn't matter.
	Because it's not about the brand.
	It's about the greater movement.
	It's about the banking clan stuff.
	I'm not going to get into that too much, but like, dude, there's no sacrifice that these kind of people will not make to make sure that you are punished for criticizing them.
	That's insane.
	That's a real, they lost money.
	It's a really crazy take.
	But like, he said anti-Jewish comments, so they lost a billion dollars.
	I think I'm going to make brownies after this.
	I got stuck in my head, but now I want some brownies.
	No, but I just thought, but I just thought, I thought that's just so crazy.
	Yeah, that is crazy.
	One day this show will just probably end up just being on Rumble.
	It's almost like I wonder.
	You know what I'm wondering?
	This is the end of the show where I wonder things.
	I wonder.
	We need a new segment.
	Major Wonders.
	I wonder if we had a smaller.
	Because it doesn't even matter on YouTube.
	We get like, what, like, a thousand viewers on YouTube.
	It doesn't even matter, right?
	It's like, it's, it's like, okay.
	What if we just didn't put this show on YouTube long term and we just put it on Rumble and we just like it just was able to say whatever we want.
	Because I'm so damn tired of being self-censored on that.
	That's why even now there's two segments that are not because I want these to be on there.
	Now I have to always still be a slightly careful because even Yi's not out of being canceled, right?
	And you guys will find anyone who's anyone who's a white, straight Christian male or promotes any of those values will always be attacked, will always try to be deplatformed.
	Even if you're black and you're pushing those values, they'll deplatform you if you're a billionaire.
	And there's been a lot of attempts, right?
	You have anybody who does that stuff, they'll try to take you out.
	I've experienced it.
	Ye's experienced it.
	You're not going to be safe.
	And one of the key things is those I do still try to play it pretty smart.
	And I live in the truth.
	And I deal with the truth.
	That's why, like, you can't really take people out based on lies, but with Yi, they lied still and said he was like a hateful person when he didn't say anything hateful.
	He said he found something to enjoy or like in everybody.
	He was just saying, like, he sees good in everybody.
	And the truth is, there are art students who create good art that also genocide people.
	Does that make the art bad?
	Genocide isn't good.
	But is the art piece not good because genocide is bad?
	That's all he was saying.
	And then he got crucified for it.
	They lost $1.2 billion.
	Crazy stuff.
	Crazy shit.
	It's just wild, right?
	It says wild.
	Just wild.
	Someone said, do it, fag.
	Do what?
	Like, just go on Rumble.
	Yeah, well, it's all the convincing I need.
	This is also an audio.
	Oh, it's like, chat's gay for sure.
	Dude, that's so freaking hilarious.
	All right.
	Well, we do have bird updates.
	We have bird updates that are just going to be on locals.
	And we're also going to do a QA.
	I will read your super chats, though, before we go on to the locals only.
	So if you guys sent super chats here, I'm going to find a way where you can get them.
	But we have from The Grey Ghost said, Happy Women's Day to you all bitches.
	We also had, he all said, run, Scott Adams is out of control.
	What happened to his face?
	He got all scarred up or something.
	He got beat up.
	Oh, dang.
	Cool Grand said, Kez again, you are right on.
	We Purebloods are brave too.
	Doomsday Cracker said, Damn you, Obama.
	And somebody sent this.
	I don't know what that has to do with anything, but we sent that.
	I didn't get to have a long enough look at that one.
	The George says, says, I got my first STD and it came in the form from mRNA Booster Shot.
	Side effects are rare and include temporary blindness, mini-stroke, mini-heart attacks, suicidal thoughts, and migraines.
	Cool Graham said, it's funny how races are being segregated again and gender is being homogenized.
	It's some sort of plan.
	Somebody sent this and said, took me to lose weight.
	Ooh.
	Tasty.
	It's true.
	That was a prim fun 92.
	Doomsday Cracker sent this.
	What happened on this?
	The gay tape fiasco.
	That's me just taking the gay tape fiasco.
	That's good.
	Spoon bill.
	Oh!
	And Dorian in the back.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, it's so good.
	Spoonbill.
	By the way, oh, well, I won't even say anything about Spoonbill.
	We'll save it for locals also.
	Yeah, the Grey Ghost said Homo Simpiens.
	That's pretty good.
	Oh, dude.
	That's so good.
	We're going to adopt.
	We have the Transformers and we have Homo Sympians.
	What are the Homo Simpsons?
	Like Homo sapiens, like the Phyla.
	Me?
	I'm not a Homo.
	No, no, no.
	I said you're a Homo sapien.
	No.
	No.
	I'm not one of those.
	No, no, no.
	Oh, you think Homo sapien to Homo threw him off.
	Yeah, I ain't one of those.
	I did have a mate, though, who was one of those, and I was okay with it, but I ain't one of those.
	Yeah.
	No, we're all Homo sapiens.
	So is my wife's a Homo sapien?
	I'm an Homo sapien?
	Oh, good for her.
	Ah, nice.
	Anyone who doesn't get that reference, you don't know culture.
	Debstepp said, simps are pathetic enablers of toxic women.
	True.
	The Grey Ghost said, I witowe identify as a dwaggon.
	Somebody put this one up, said, listen to pronunciation, penectomy, surgery to remove part or all the penis.
	See, I was pretty good.
	I said, penectomy's probably got to be removing penis.
	I was right.
	Because ectomy reminded me of like a surgery.
	I didn't connect the two.
	I'm not a surgeon, but pen, it's usually the beginning, so penectomy.
	I just didn't know if penis was Latin.
	I didn't know penis was Latin.
	I got to be careful saying that word.
	Do you know what?
	I wonder about the sex talk in school these days.
	Like, you know, when you're on year nine and they have to do that talk to you?
	Now, year nine?
	Like 16.
	Year nine.
	Oh, I think I had it in year nine.
	And but of course they're doing it very young nowadays, like with kindergartens, talking about pronouns and stuff.
	But is there when they give the talk, do they now have to add in people who have had penectomies and things like that?
	I don't know, but I know that we don't know.
	We do have one right here from Rolo 1804 on Rumble said, Happy International Women's Day to celebrate.
	I threw a couple bucks at a hooker.
	It wasn't the money for that folds, though.
	Fuck making it rain.
	I made it hail.
	He threw a change at her.
	Quarters and made it hail.
	Oh my gosh.
	Oh my gosh.
	I gotta watch my language.
	I forgot.
	I gotta watch my language.
	I gotta curse on it.
	I'm doing really well in the beginning.
	It's always the beginning.
	Okay, we're getting better, though.
	We're getting better.
	We're getting better.
	Proud of you.
	We're getting better.
	It's truly getting better.
	Realistically speaking, we also have this one as well.
	Everyone keeps seeing div.
	What does div mean?
	I don't know what that means.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Are you just pretending like you don't know?
	No, I really don't know.
	Oh, I don't know what it means.
	It's beyond me.
	The Grey Ghost said, what do you think the robot dog smells like?
	The Grey Ghost said, bunches lost souls on survival mode.
	Someone also said this, avoiding person responsibility.
	Personal responsibility.
	Oh my gosh.
	Doomsday Cracker said, they're not doctors.
	They're satanic butchers.
	Div.
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	Guys.
	Dubstep said, hey, gang, my wife helped me chop my penis off because she's a doctor.
	Ben Shapiro, probably.
	Lameo.
	Doomsday Cracker said, brownies and downies.
	is this another one of those things that we don't oh my gosh
	And downies.
	And I'm I should like a building to the belly older.
	Look at your bell coming with the side flexible.
	And come in on the fact on the free leaf for Emma.
	They're gonna need to leave here nobody's now airborne.
	Hush your bare tools are your store for my desert leger.
	And the stupidest here, nobody tears the little field.
	After sign poppers, we like a won't you also build the boxy doors to build looches and campo blame don't come you hear and yes it needs the lame one did this brownies and downies did this brownies and built luches and campo blame don't come you hear and yes it needs this brownies I'm actually in the second half of this that was pretty good thank you for That contribution.
	Oh, I have to make brownies now.
	Thank you for that contribution for that.
	Whoever decided to do that, that was pretty amazing.
	That was pretty awesome.
	We do love it.
	Brownies and downies.
	To all the Rumble people, don't forget, hit below.
	Join at locals if you want to.
	It's free to join.
	Encourage you to join and help support the show.
	And I'll look forward to seeing you guys tomorrow on the podcast and Friday on the live show as well.
	I really do appreciate you guys a lot and the support that you guys have given to the show, despite how crazy the last few years have just been for everyone.
	There's a lot of reason to give up hope.
	There's a lot of reason to lose hope in people.
	And as long as you keep your anger focused on feminists, the Transformers and the Devil, you should be okay.
	But they will fight back.
	They do fight back.
	They kick back.
	But you got to keep the focus, the fight going, and keep working on ourselves, keep improving.
	And so I kind of end with that and saying, remember, you know, those who are without sin cast the first stone.
	But, you know, most importantly speaking, we should all be improving.
	Make sure that you're eating healthy.
	You got your protein up.
	Make sure your life is up.
	Make sure you're processing your food correctly.
	That you are cooking with the right tools.
	Make sure you air fry instead of using all the oil.
	Just do a lot of small decisions.
	Make sure you're, you know, do some push-ups in the morning.
	Go read a book.
	Try to do something positive.
	And to all the boys, don't go look at porn and don't go jerk off.
	And for people that, if you get told not to go do stuff, pay it to the OnlyFans.
	Yeah, don't pay to OnlyFans.
	Don't give your money to OnlyFan girls.
	Give it to a lovely girl that will appreciate your hard work and money.
	And then you can go and buy her maybe a little rose or a little flower.
	And someone also said that everyone's a fag except for them.
	Thank you so much.
	That's so good.
	All right.
	We'll see you in locals for the bird updates.
	To all the SOBs here on Rumble, thanks so much again.
	Make sure that you subscribe to this by hitting below.

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