Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - NEW Footage VINDICATES J6 Prisoners & ANTIFA Wages ALL OUT WAR

March 7, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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NEW Footage VINDICATES J6 Prisoners & ANTIFA Wages ALL OUT WAR

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	It's actually been unmasked.
	January 6th footage, thousands of hours of it was just released by the team of Tucker Carlson after being given exclusive copies by Kevin McCarthy.
	And it turns out everything was a setup and it was all framed.
	Also, Antiva declared all-out war on Atlanta police in a major riot that the media is refusing to cover.
	It involved firebombing and over 40 people so far injured and arrested.
	It's amazing footage.
	The LGBTQ community says that HIV is cute.
	It's no longer dangerous.
	We've got some insanity coming up here on this installment of Nightly Offensive.
	It is approximately 10.20 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	Let's get down.
	Alright, my name is Elijah Schaefer, and I want to invite you to this episode of Nightly Offensive.
	We got some crazy stuff.
	Remember, we got new segments.
	This show is now organized, which is crazier than anything in my lifetime.
	I'm your top 17 host, and I'm joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
	Woo!
	And Dilroy McGee.
	Whatever his name is.
	Little Block Square Boy.
	Yeah, Dilbert.
	He's the newest member of the Diversity Coalition.
	Dilbert's the newest member.
	Everybody loves Dilbert.
	And someone said, where is the stream?
	The stream is up on Rumble.
	Just a reminder, guys, don't forget that we are on locals.
	You can go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	You can always get the exclusive chat.
	See right there, they're already memeing it.
	That's so amazing.
	Kez is watching it as well.
	And you can join the community.
	It's an amazing way to support us.
	You can also sign up right here.
	You can see this.
	Are live streaming on Rumble, so you can be on the Rumble chat.
	You can send Rumbles there, or you can just stay on the JuTube.
	So it just kind of depends what you want to be doing.
	But we're on all three locations at the same time, and we've got to talk about this because these stories that involve the Matrix, it's acting up.
	Let's talk about the insanity with Antifa and J6.
	Well, it just seems like over the weekend, there was a riot going on in Atlanta that nobody seems to have known about where they were attacking a camp going on a police detention center And we were going to focus only on this on the Matrix, but we've now decided that we're going to talk about some of the things that are going on with J6 as well.
	I don't know if you saw this, but Tucker Carlson basically just destroyed the entire narrative on January 6th and proved that the prosecutors, right, so like the attorneys and the judges and the colluded to put people in prison knowing that the evidence was against them, against the prosecution, against the government, and they never let the defendants see any of the evidence.
	They withheld the evidence from the, I'm going to call them victims in January 6th and put them in prison for things that said that they aided in an insurrection.
	And it turns out, like most things that the government says, it's not entirely true.
	This is from Tucker Carlson.
	Please don't, please don't copyright strike us.
	But I want to show you this.
	You remember Jacob Chansley, the Q shaman?
	With the horns?
	I didn't know what his name was, but I only recognize him from his outfit.
	Well, I've met him multiple times, even in Arizona before this.
	And I may or may not make a debut in some of this footage.
	Who knows?
	But the most important part is he got put in prison for four years, right?
	For four years for barging into Congress and trying to, quote unquote, take over the Senate building, the Senate chamber.
	Check out what really happened.
	Watch this.
	This is exclusive.
	And so there's no other way we could get this without the watermarks, but watch this.
	Dangerous conspiracy theorist dressed in outlandish costume who led the violent insurrection to overthrow American democracy.
	For these crimes, Chansley was sentenced to nearly four years in prison, far more time than many violent criminals now receive.
	What did Jacob Chansley do to receive this punishment?
	To this day, there is dispute over how Chansley got into the Capitol building.
	But according to our review of the internal surveillance video, it is very clear what happened once he got inside.
	Virtually every moment of his time inside the Capitol was caught on tape.
	The tape show that Capitol Police never stopped Jacob Chansley.
	They helped him.
	They acted as his tour guides.
	Here's video of Chansley in the Senate chamber.
	Capitol Police officers take him to multiple entrances and even try to open locked doors for him.
	We counted at least nine officers who were within touching distance of unarmed Jacob Chansley.
	Not one of them even tried to slow him down.
	Chansley understood that Capitol Police were his allies.
	Video shows him giving thanks for them in a prayer on the floor of the Senate.
	Watch.
	Thank you, Heavenly Father, for paying the inspiration needed to these police officers to allow us in this building.
	Contrast the reality of what Jacob Chansley did in the Capitol building on January 6th.
	I don't know how much more you really want to see about that.
	I don't know how much more footage you need.
	There's multiple rounds of this footage already going on.
	This is the first of the leaks.
	And you can see that the police actually were helping him into the building.
	They're trying locked doors.
	And I explained this because, you know, when the FBI was coming after me, one of the interesting things that I, that I said through my lawyer that I thought was really important was I said, I actually was working with the police as well.
	I had the same defense.
	I go, I was walking with police.
	I showed police my badge.
	They walked with me.
	They let me out of the building.
	They opened up a door for me.
	So I figured that everything was fine.
	Why would I be violating rules?
	Police didn't tell me that I was under arrest.
	They didn't tell me I was violating a law.
	They didn't try to arrest me.
	They never informed me of anything.
	They never said we were on restricted property.
	And so, of course, it had a press credential, which I don't know how that gave me immunity, but it just did because they didn't want to arrest any of the mainstream media journalists.
	It turned out the New Yorker and other people were in the building.
	So they didn't want to, Merrick Garland didn't end up wanting to prosecute any of the journalists that were in there.
	However, that doesn't take away the fact that there are people barrawing in prison right now.
	And this is pretty remarkable that we're seeing footage like this come out, that they literally helped him into the Senate chamber.
	And then they say, oh, by the way, he was an insurrectionist.
	He found his way and barged into the Senate chamber.
	When they let him in, they tried to let him in.
	Isn't that crazy?
	Yeah, that's really crazy.
	Even just seeing the whole demeanor of all the police officers, all the police officers, they look very chill and relaxed.
	Just another day at work for them, it seems.
	Yeah, I think they were probably told to stand down.
	That's probably the reality.
	They were probably told to actually stand down.
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	So this was going on, right?
	But I think what's crazy is we'll probably look at footage of this all week.
	Is that in the midst of this, as much as I would like love to believe that we are living in a reality to where like there might be justice for this, I'm reminded that we are living in the first administration in history, this is our government, that they have to put up proof of life photos for you to believe they're even alive.
	Oh my gosh.
	Adam Gentleson said productive morning with Senator.
	Gentle?
	Gentlesson?
	Gentlesson.
	I don't know.
	He just seems like a very gentle man.
	Gentlessen.
	I don't know.
	Said, productive morning with Senator Fetterman at Walter Reed discussing the rail safety legislation, farm bill, and other Senate business.
	John is well on his way to recovery and wanted me to say how grateful he is for all the well wishes.
	He's laser focused.
	We have a senator operating from Lawrence.
	Oh, did he lose weight?
	Yes.
	Well, he's been in a coma.
	He's been like in a coma or something.
	I feel like he looked bigger than that.
	The simulation is glitching.
	What's his wife and kids up to?
	Are they still on vacation in Canada?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Yep.
	Sounds good.
	All of my audio sound effects go way too long.
	They go way too long.
	But I don't even know if that's true.
	Guys, seriously, his head looks slim, slim, slim.
	I feel like he had a bigger head, right?
	And a bigger body.
	I feel like he was a chunkier sort of guy, right?
	Yeah, no, he was.
	He was.
	But that's also what happens when you're in a coma and when you're actually retarded.
	So unfortunately for us, he has, he's dead.
	He's dead.
	He's dead.
	He's dying.
	This guy is dying.
	We have a walking corpse.
	Literally, somebody put a heart shock machine on one of his chests, got him back to life.
	He's only alive for 11 minutes at a time, actually.
	And they keep in to play the guitar for him.
	Yeah, they keep him in the freezer in between photo shoots.
	He's dead, and then they just kind of like shock his heart, and then they have strings on him, and he's like, oh, I'm John Featherman.
	And then he just kind of produces whatever.
	But all I was trying to say was, before you want justice for the January 6th prisoners, because they were clearly wrongfully prosecuted, remember who the government is.
	That was the point of this story.
	I just want to know who's taking the picture.
	Someone else was there.
	Reveal yourself.
	I don't know.
	It was the guitar player.
	Well, we've got to jump into this.
	Like I said, over the weekend, this is also being squashed by the mainstream news.
	I don't know why they're squashing this.
	It was a massive riot that actually occurred in Atlanta.
	It was pretty remarkable.
	Oh, man.
	There was a new police training center in Atlanta that was underway for police recruits.
	And these radical leftist terrorists, Defend Forest Atlanta, came out and decided that they were going to have a protest outside of the building and then start lighting things on fire and then created an all-out assault where I think as of right now there are 23 arrests.
	Over 40 have been injured.
	And both it's an embarrassment for the Atlanta Police Department and for fat Tifas.
	As we're going to find out, they got pretty pwned here.
	They got pretty owned when the police fought back.
	But this was the aftermath after they'd cleared the area.
	We'll get into the footage.
	Just the police?
	Yeah.
	That's it?
	Well, these are state patrol, clearly.
	So this is like sheriff, perhaps?
	It's just like a couple of wire gates and a shed.
	That's it?
	Well, it's a construction site for a new police center.
	Oh, I see.
	My favorite clip of all time, they were, wait, let me see.
	They were running away from the police while they were attacking it.
	There was this fat Tifa right here.
	And he gets tased.
	And he got owned on the way out.
	But there's a tent in the background.
	Who's camping out here?
	What's going on?
	This is, I'm so confused.
	I can break it down for you.
	So essentially, there was this Stop Cop City rally that went on in Atlanta.
	And there was about somewhere between like a few dozen, maybe several hundred Antifa that actually decided to attack a public safety training facility as revenge for one of their Antifa gunmen was actually shot and killed when he was attempting to shoot out with another police officer.
	So this was a revenge riot that they attacked the cop center.
	So this is actually a form of domestic terrorism.
	I think Dilbert would know.
	Dilbert, if they only knew how bad it was, if they only knew.
	If they only knew.
	If he had the words to say, he would be very...
	Well, and you might wonder why there's not a lot of footage coming out about this riot.
	And I want to remind you guys that a lot of the footage that came out from the last riots were actually from me and my friends.
	But as Andy No pointed out in one of these very rare leaked footages, one of the journalists who was trying to film this obviously was attacked and assaulted by Antifa.
	which is actually why there's not a lot of footage out about it.
	So there's not a lot of footage of the actual riot.
	We have the flames, we have the fire, there's broken cars, glasses, people injured, trash cans as drums, children menacing around, but it's because there's no journalists.
	It's not good energy.
	All around non-satanic, very good energy.
	Everyone's just hanging out.
	That's what they're doing on their weekend.
	They don't have actual drum sets, so they're just taking their trash cans with them.
	But yeah, it sounds fun.
	So, yeah, so they did this.
	And the media, by the way, wants to remind you that white supremacy is the greatest threat to American safety when there are literal left-wing eco-terrorists creating a physical domestic violence situation, domestic terrorist violence situation against United States law enforcement while we're seeing that the federal government is framing January 6th defendants.
	I don't know if this would anger you, but it's like they're framing right-wingers.
	They're framing Republicans as terrorists while literal left-wing terrorists are actually in the middle of attacking a law enforcement facility.
	Not only do they not cover this, but they continue to uphold the narrative that they were insurrectionists even after the footage comes out that they framed the people.
	It's pretty maddening, it's upsetting, but also, I'm not like, it's an unfortunate reality that we live in in a declining empire.
	think about the fact that they're also attacking a job site those are like the people who are working on that job site aren't police officers right Right.
	They're builders and other kinds of people who build stuff and make things.
	Well, look at the mug shots.
	It's exactly how you would expect them to look.
	I'm surprised.
	Name and shame.
	Name and shame.
	No one has a normal.
	None of the men there have a normal men's haircut.
	They've all got everyone out there has the same haircut, actually.
	Yeah, it's interesting.
	They're all so ugly.
	Like, look at that woman in the bottom there.
	She looks like an ugly piranha.
	She looks like she would eat the skin off of my toes in the Amazon forest.
	She looks like a piranha.
	The one with the red hair?
	Yeah.
	See, you knew.
	I said piranha, and you pointed out red hair.
	You knew who was the piranha.
	But it's like people don't, like, some of these men.
	Wait, why did they put the burning tractor in the mug shots?
	Honestly, that's the most attractive one of them all.
	The burning tractor, to me, is the most attractive person.
	This girl next to the burning tractor, she has lots of potential.
	Everyone has potential.
	But what is going on with their haircuts?
	Well, Kumar down there, he's laughing because he knows he's going to get off because he's the right color.
	He's like, my name's Kumar.
	I'm not going to go to jail.
	Those are the mug shots of what occurred and actually what happened.
	These are Reddit mods.
	That's amazing.
	Reddit mods.
	Is it me?
	Or did I just drink a hot coffee?
	Is that why I'm hot?
	Is it hot in here?
	No, I feel.
	I think it's because I just chugged a latte.
	That's probably why.
	If you ever notice something like really high energy on the show, it's because I'll take a double shot of espresso and just chug it right before I get on here.
	In other news, I did also want to bring this up, too.
	What's very interesting here is that the SPLC, the Southern Poverty Law Center, also known as that group that's paid for by that one little country in the Middle East that tries to target right-wingers.
	One of their attorneys was actually involved in the attack.
	Thomas Webb Juergens was involved.
	That was him in the mug shop.
	Thomas.
	He's an SPLC attorney.
	Tom Jorgens is a staff attorney.
	Oh, look, he looks so much better there with his haircut.
	So anytime the SPLC attacks somebody you like or you know, which they've attacked this show multiple times, remind them that they are domestic terrorists.
	And that's what I've done to people out there.
	I usually blame people for domestic terrorism.
	And I've also, or I blame them, like if they're like, by the way, we're calling trans people Transformers now.
	I'm not even going to get into this story, but I've upset the entire Transformer community and they have descended upon everything, all my social media.
	It's one of the funniest things ever.
	The axe wound people.
	Bro, go let your axe wound stink up another room.
	We don't want your sick shit here.
	Yeah.
	Chop yo dick off and leave the room, Transformer.
	I started calling them Decepticons and Transformers.
	I'm just going to say they're not happy about it.
	They're not happy.
	But this is the Decepticon army, right?
	That's what we got to call the LGBT queers, is that they're the Decepticons.
	Yeah.
	This is our war.
	This is our fight to chop our dicks off.
	And the best part is all the Transformers, aka Trans Emphasis Formers, have been ganging up in my inboxes in the hundreds, possibly thousands, telling me to kill myself in the last 24 hours.
	Unironically, I think they're up to 45% chance that they're actually going to be the ones to kill themselves.
	So the first one is John, which is which one of you is going to kill themselves first?
	Yeah, it's like all the Transformers.
	Statistically, sir, that axe wound on your body is a sign that you're going to do what you're saying before me.
	No hard feelings.
	No hard feelings.
	But and you won't have any feelings of hardness because your dick has been removed.
	And so there's no more of that.
	It's all gone.
	However.
	Oh, man.
	I can't believe they do that.
	I know.
	It's really frightening, actually.
	It's not.
	They are brave.
	I realize they are brave, actually.
	What sort of man?
	It takes a very brave man to take an axe to his genitals.
	I've told people I believe trans people believe that they're the other gender.
	It takes a special kind of mental illness to chop your balls off.
	It's serious.
	And it turns out as well that the trans community now says that I'm into trans people.
	So this is getting good.
	I know.
	I'm enjoying it.
	I'm learning a lot about me from the internet too.
	I enjoy it.
	My favorite thing is people talk shit on me on the internet and then they always delete their tweets and stuff.
	And that's a sure sign that you believe what you're saying.
	And that's a sure sign.
	Let's go ahead and let's just change the subject here.
	And let's try to laugh about something, maybe, a thing or two.
	A British person.
	A British.
	British person.
	A British person.
	British.
	A British kid decides that he wants to act like a blackie.
	Don't say that too close to Dilbert.
	Why?
	Because he knows.
	I don't know anything.
	He knows.
	Guys, I don't know.
	I don't even know who this fellow is.
	I don't know anything about this character, but Elijah really likes him.
	Yeah, he's now part of the newest member.
	All of the diversity coalition has been left back in the United States at my father's house.
	And so now Dilbert is the first member that's currently international.
	But here's the deal.
	So British people, it's already funny.
	You already know we're British.
	This is good.
	People always crack me up.
	Thought I was gonna put this in the hmm section, but I also just thought this was so good.
	I am, this cop is just like, dude, she's British too, but she's like, I can't handle this shit anymore.
	Why is he talking like that?
	Oh yeah, get him.
	Good.
	That's some good parenting skills there.
	Hey, don't spit on me, you little.
	That's exactly how you do it.
	I feel like he was trying to put on an accent.
	That didn't feel like it was natural from his vocal cords.
	Like, it was definitely British, but it felt like it felt like he was putting it on a little bit and he was really looking in the camera.
	This is one thing that I've noticed about all British people.
	So if you're a British person watching this, confirm whether this is true or not.
	I am yet to meet a British person that doesn't have daddy issues.
	So have you also met any woman from Los Angeles who doesn't have daddy issues, to be fair?
	Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
	To be fair.
	But British people, I feel like every British person, especially the boys, especially men, British men, really have daddy issues and they all have issues.
	Yeah, the British need help.
	I'm not willing to offer it, but to all the British viewers who like the show, we still love you.
	They need the Lord.
	They've rejected Christ in the UK.
	They have.
	We still love you.
	Don't uh yeah, yeah, it's it gets pretty bad.
	This is actually a really funny article.
	I'm not gonna get into it too deeply, but it turns out that the Transformer community, the Decepticon Army, right, found out the hard way that they're annoying as shit and nobody really likes them outside of what we're forced to accept, right?
	They're so well liked that we're forced to celebrate them.
	Yeah.
	And they're so hirable that we have diversity quotas.
	However, it turns out from CNBC that resumes, including they, them pronouns, are more likely to be overlooked, according to a new report.
	The article is a waste of time.
	It says exactly what the headline says.
	People who put mentally ill and spell it as they them on the records get overlooked.
	Let's be completely square here.
	I know a lot of very wealthy people that are really awesome support this show.
	One of my good friends, his name is Sal, very successful business guy, an incredible person.
	Money never got to his head.
	But even he as a business owner understands that you're going to have a diverse group of people.
	You're going to have people around.
	You're going to have people you're going to have to work with.
	And I have Mark Loebliner.
	He's an incredible businessman.
	He works with a lot of people.
	The truth is, unless they're hiring you, unless someone's hiring you for a diversity quota because the state requires you, I couldn't see anybody like this seeing they, them pronouns and not doing anything but go and like throw it away.
	Yeah.
	Because it's like you just go, you already are mentally ill.
	I'm not saying, by the way, I'm not speaking on behalf of Sal or Mark.
	I'm just saying when I see serious people who are looking to hire serious people, typically I don't find that this would be one of the best ways to get a job.
	Yeah, and I don't think the issue is that they want to have whatever pronouns, pick their own pronouns or change their name or whatever.
	I think it's safe to assume that people who do want to have pronouns that are they, them will not be working a job longer than six months because they feel entitled.
	Right.
	Will be often taking time off for mental days because they just can't handle the pressure of life.
	And there's a lot of things that you can safely assume about their worth ethic and their character and their home life that will impact their work during the day.
	They'll probably complain.
	They'll probably cause you headaches in the HR department.
	They just, it's not that, oh, I don't want someone who wants to use they, them, even though that's absurd.
	But you know that someone who wants to use they, them comes with a giant bucket full of lots of other issues that you just know are going to play out in the workplace, and it's not going to be helpful.
	Yeah, well, unfortunately for people, that's what I have to say too, is that if the pronouns are actually something you state, I actually probably would have no difference if you put they, them, he, him, or she, her.
	If you stated your pronouns on your resume, for sure, I would never work with you.
	In fact, probably make fun of you behind your back.
	And if you ever came in and asked what happened to your resume, I'd probably make fun of you to your face.
	Even if, even if, for example, if me as a woman sent you a letter or a resume and put she, her as my pronouns, that's also a red flag.
	Even though my pronouns are correct to my gender, that still shows a little bit of mental illness on my part, having to let you know that I believe in pronouns and I believe, you know, I'm part of that whole thing.
	So you don't want anyone, regardless of whether their body matches their pronouns, if they're going to tell you that they have some sort of pronouns, just stay away from them, I'd say.
	Don't hire that person.
	Right.
	So speaking of that, then, switching subjects, speaking of people that you don't want to trust or you wouldn't trust, Pearl put up a tweet today.
	He said that my Uber driver, yeah, she's great.
	She was supposed to come on the show a while ago.
	I haven't followed up.
	But my Uber driver told me he hasn't been able to see his kids since 2012.
	And the wife has convinced them that he was a deadbeat dad.
	She took 80% of his assets in divorce and never recovered.
	This is the third Uber that's told me that, that he's in a bad position because a woman has lied to him, lied about him.
	Many such cases as the video that we're going to get into, I did want to make sure that I put up a response to her because I do support her.
	Just said, women will literally lie to destroy a man's life, never apologize, even after seeing the damage it's done, realize it wasn't warranted.
	These types of women don't care about men and they are so narcissistic, they often justify the destruction and think the guy deserved it.
	Now, I laughed because all the guys that commented said, you think they get to the point of realizing it wasn't warranted?
	Anyway, it shows you how much hope there is.
	Somebody from Australia sent me a study showing that of accusations of assault, of pedophilia, of molestation, of rape, of everything in courts in Australia, almost 73% of them are proven false.
	And that's what some woman's like, don't put women in a box.
	Bro, if almost 75%, and then like, it was like 12% are like mistaken or incorrect accusation.
	And it's like only 12% of accusations are correct and true.
	The rest are just bullshit.
	And that's the truth.
	Wow, that's crazy.
	We all know.
	We all know how these people work.
	But luckily, somebody caught this on camera of a woman trying to fake an assault.
	And it's in my funny category because it was caught on two angles on CCTV.
	She tried to assault herself to blame the guy because she was mad at him.
	And this is what happened.
	So she was like, she decides now, look at this.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Unbelievable.
	I like the second angle is my favorite angle, though, because she...
	Unbelievable!
	Watch.
	So she goes, boom.
	She tried to assault herself.
	Don't do it.
	Oh, my goodness.
	He threw her.
	We all saw he threw her through the window.
	Oh, that bastard man.
	How could he do something like that to her?
	She was just trying to have a civil conversation with him.
	He picked her up, smashed her head against there, and then threw her through the, look at his arms.
	Because in my experience, in my experience, it was hard for me to believe this.
	Because in my 29 years of life, I've never experienced women lying about men to get ahead in their career and to destroy men with ever actually producing evidence.
	Like, I've never seen this.
	What is going on?
	Everyone, girls.
	It's crazy.
	I know.
	And to think of this, I still think it's his fault.
	Once the evidence even proves that she was at fault, it's still his fault because you should believe all women.
	Do you know what?
	He told her to calm down.
	He said, hey, calm down.
	And she was like, that's it.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, believe all women, everybody.
	Believe all women.
	You know what's even better when people provide no evidence and then they're still believed.
	And even better than that is when the evidence is against them.
	But knowing whatever court system this is, she could probably still get away with something saying he drove her to insanity.
	Yeah.
	No, he did.
	That woman is crazy.
	I think nothing drives any gender to, like, peaks of insanity than the opposite.
	I just think that's the most, that was one of my favorite clips recently.
	She really went for it.
	She really did.
	There's just one last little mention here, one last little mention here of this.
	unfortunately this is sad i think is this is this where we have the do we have this one Wait.
	There you go.
	Okay, I got to get that ready.
	Dylan Levaney in the news says, why is no one in the DMs?
	Dylan Levaney discusses dating as a trans woman.
	Apparently, nobody's in the DMs.
	Dylan!
	Dylan's not getting any...
	What does Dylan want?
	Does Dylan want Dylan is looking for a man?
	Is Dylan gay or is Dylan?
	Yes, he's always been a homosexual.
	Or is Dylan a lesbian?
	No, he's a homosexual man.
	You know what?
	What happened to Tweet?
	I don't know what to do with the science cosplay as women.
	What happened?
	That is.
	This is their evolution.
	No, I grew up in L.A. That's not.
	No, they've been evolving.
	You wanted to.
	Trans is new.
	Trans is like seven, eight years old in terms of fad.
	Like, growing up in L.A., you saw trans people, but it was mostly prostitutes.
	Like, it was like, really, like, like, yeah, not that I would know.
	Apparently, according to the Transformer community on Twitter, I do know.
	So maybe I do.
	Who knows?
	Sure.
	Maybe I do.
	No, but like the Transformers, remember they burned down?
	They were doing a seance in the house next to our apartment.
	I kept seeing they all turned out to be transgender.
	Every prostitute that I killed ended up having chicken balls.
	And I was just like, I don't know.
	This is like one of those things I just kept running into.
	Yeah, it was really crazy.
	It was disgusting.
	I saw to pay them when I was done, too.
	I can't believe I can't believe someone would do that when they weren't drunk.
	Yeah, it's like they should have informed me first.
	No, but I don't feel bad.
	I just think it's funny because this is, again, the reality of like, hey, just because you're on TikTok, you get a lot of clicks doesn't mean people want to sleep with you.
	Like, you know, a lot of these people are really disgusting.
	And I bet you, yeah, I don't even want to get into this.
	This is just disgusting.
	You can just look at the demographic.
	You know, when you're an influencer and you can see on your Instagram how much percent is women and men and their ages who follow you.
	It'd be interesting to see that.
	I would be willing to bet it would probably be mostly women that follow Dylan and also mostly homosexuals and LGBs.
	But I wouldn't think a lot of straight men would be following Dylan.
	Yeah, probably not.
	That might be the case.
	Probably not.
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	Wow.
	We've got to talk about some of the stuff that's not funny.
	It's just too weird.
	This is WTF.
	Things that don't fit any category because they're just weird and I don't understand them.
	let's look at some weird shit oh it's 2023 and uh boys can be girls girls can be boys and hiv is cute HIV is?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So if you remember on this show, sometime last year, I'm pretty sure it was last year.
	Yeah, okay, I'm confirming.
	We had a story.
	I want to bring this up.
	We brought a story on here from Missouri.
	This is really not funny, but Zachary Wilmore, a Missouri high school's first ever male homecoming queen, quote, they are going to be people who love you for who you are and who are going to hate you for who you are.
	It's honestly up to you to pick and choose your battles.
	Now, I'm not here to spread hatred.
	I'm just here to spread transphobia, not homophobia.
	The gays can chill.
	The trans are my target.
	I'm totally joking, but maybe I'm not, but maybe I am.
	No, but the whole point is the joke of this is that everybody celebrated.
	This is beautiful.
	Dilbert was excited.
	I was excited.
	I just feel so wonderful.
	I'm so excited about the homecoming thing.
	Right, but it gets, but karma's a bitch.
	Oh, okay.
	You got HIV.
	How'd you know?
	I guessed.
	Lucky guess.
	So he's now become a successful TikToker.
	Of course.
	That's what they all do.
	And he's 19 now.
	This is one year later.
	Wow.
	And this video popped up here.
	This is now where we're at.
	This is influencers are now making your niece's top.
	That is a very small t-shirt, sir.
	Watch.
	It's officially been one whole week of me living with HIV and my first day on medicine.
	I felt a week.
	Seriously, my energy is back.
	I feel more like myself.
	I also officially know the person who gave it to me.
	I'm not mad at all.
	It's just, he didn't know.
	He didn't get tested in time, and that's why I have it now.
	As you guys can see, I went to the doctors again today, and they redid all my blood work.
	Beetles are like one of my biggest cares.
	I hated it.
	As long as I can get back to myself, I'm not mad.
	Lastly, before I got off to dinner, one of my big things on my bucket list was to have a blood pact with some of my friends.
	And I was like, oh, now that I have HIV, I'm going to be able to do that.
	But I asked my doctor, and he was like, even though I really highly don't recommend it because of a number of other reasons, technically, HIV is not the problem there.
	And I was like, yay!
	Only not the problem when I'm fully undetected for a while, but I don't care.
	I also need more information.
	But whatever.
	I love you guys so much.
	This is a win.
	Let's do a blood pact with the guy who has HIV.
	Yeah.
	That's such a good idea.
	But he also, he's not mad.
	Like, he goes, oh, oops, hey, I got HIV.
	And it was the guy who accidentally gave it to me.
	First of all, can we just have a little tears in my anus?
	That's how it got through.
	Now, that's a twink.
	That's a twink.
	That's why I said, what happened to twinks?
	What happened to fem, like, what happened to guys that had girl features, right?
	Wasn't that what it was?
	You were like, you were, you had, like, your face was small or something.
	I feel like this could be a totally normal-looking boy if he just didn't do all of the things.
	But that's my point.
	You didn't say a man.
	You said a boy.
	He looks like a boy.
	Yeah, he's still a bad man.
	But he'll probably be trans.
	He'll probably be trans in three years.
	I bet you.
	I bet you.
	We'll hear from him a year from now.
	No, he's a femme boy.
	Hold on, hold on.
	It wasn't even that he was trans and won the homecoming.
	He was just a gay and won the homecoming for the queen.
	Yes.
	He was not trans.
	Oh my girls.
	How can you let this happen?
	It's so unfair.
	I feel like I'm becoming a feminist.
	I feel like women are being mistreated and we're missing out on things.
	Yeah.
	I don't care about voting.
	That has nothing to do with anything.
	I just, I just want to be able to win.
	I want to, I want to have a chance to win Homecoming Queen.
	But now I'm not only against all the girls, but all the guys too.
	Yeah.
	I'm actually, I know that, doesn't that suck too?
	Especially the fact that I wore a wedding dress to our wedding.
	That was even weird.
	I was like, one of us has got to change.
	Oh, it was so awkward.
	It was really awkward.
	Yeah.
	But that is what I'm talking about.
	So it's kind of crazy too, because it makes me wonder: if HIV is no longer a concern for the Transformer community, then the question, the Decepticon question is, did they kill people during the HIV crisis with the treatment?
	And HIV's never been as deadly as it is.
	Considering the fact that people were showing positive HIV tests when they got the vaccine, remember that?
	People were showing a certain booster or something like that because the valent vaccine was giving false positives for HIV in certain countries because they used certain coding.
	Now, again, I'll just say all this is false so YouTube can just agree to disagree that everything I'm saying is not true.
	But I heard this in a video game on a chat room in Call of Duty Battlefield.
	I don't even know which one's on.
	But is that that, yeah, no, but they did, they did have a bunch of people.
	I don't know if it was here in Australia.
	It was one of the main countries.
	A bunch of people were testing positive for HIV, like hundreds of people, because they used a special coating from an HIV protein to help create this vaccine.
	And so then I told him.
	Remember, Dr. Fauci was behind Dr. Redford.
	All these guys that were behind the COVID vaccines were behind the treatments for HIV as well.
	They also lied to everybody and said you couldn't use drinking fountains and they scared everyone, thinking you couldn't go to the movies.
	They shut down the movie.
	It was a big deal.
	And then everyone was dying from HIV.
	And now everyone acts like HIV is like whatever, right?
	It's like a cure or something like that.
	I think they've been able to like.
	Oh, it's like manageable.
	Yeah, manage it, but that's expensive.
	So unless this guy's super rich, use guy very loosely.
	I don't really know how that's oh man.
	That's crazy.
	I don't want to get HIV and I have a pretty good feeling I'm not going to get it.
	We have a couple more.
	We have a couple more things that I'll probably just end up covering on.
	We'll probably end up covering these on Wednesday for the segment.
	I want to talk about these later in the Wednesday segment.
	Some insane things that are actually going on that are happening today.
	But we've also got to hear from the SOB.
	So if you join locals and you join the locals community, you can find it.
	You guys are here.
	You guys are all talking, yada, yada, yada.
	One of the cool things is now you can actually submit story ideas.
	So this next segment that is, is this work?
	I don't know.
	Does that work?
	Oh, the button broke.
	Oh, I think the button broke, huh?
	The next segment that we're going to talk about specifically is stories that you guys picked.
	So let me make sure that I have this here.
	And let me go ahead and, oh, wow, let me.
	Oh, whoa.
	It totally broke or what?
	No, my thing just, my thing came undone or something.
	What came undone?
	This button broke.
	This button, my button broke on the internet, like live.
	How did that happen?
	Do you want me to still do it?
	Yeah, but maybe you could just sing the song.
	You could just sing this song to take us into the local section.
	I think I can still make it work.
	I think I could probably, I had a different button.
	Let's see if this worked.
	Yes.
	So that button is broken, but these are stories you guys chose.
	They don't make any sense today, but you chose them.
	So let's just look at them.
	I have no idea why you guys submitted the stories today that you guys submitted.
	This is from Doomsday Cracker.
	And he said that he wanted us all to learn how to drive better by watching an organtuan drive.
	And he drives better than most women and Asians.
	Wow.
	What is this?
	Can we just not be having all these pop-ups?
	What website is this?
	All right.
	So let's see.
	Is it still going?
	Why does he look like every obese Filipino guy driving a golf cart on a resort?
	Yeah, but also, like, everyone's dad with, like, the classic hand out the window.
	That is, how did he know to do that?
	I don't know.
	I believe in evolution.
	No, you don't.
	I do now.
	No.
	No, you don't.
	i don't know now tell them how you really feel about evolution I don't believe in evolution.
	Okay, good.
	We're all on the same page.
	Dilbert?
	He does.
	He's actually an atheist scientist.
	That's his occupation.
	I don't know why you include.
	I was like, I asked, I asked you guys to include this.
	And you guys also, I guess it's like a continuation of the lol section.
	Because you guys also had provided this video as well, which was, do you believe in furries?
	Do you believe in furries?
	No, I do not.
	Do you know what a furry is?
	I do.
	And why don't you believe in furries?
	Because they're not real.
	So if I wanted to be a dog and I dressed as a dog, am I a dog?
	No, you're not a dog.
	What am I?
	Oh, you're a fucking weirdo.
	What happened to that just being the normal side of things?
	Right?
	So good.
	Yeah.
	And I guess you guys, I don't know who submitted that one, but there's also one last one, too, that you guys submitted called the Shameless.
	I told you guys could put stories and videos, but this is just what I saw on there.
	And so you guys also submitted this.
	I don't remember who submitted this one, but this one as well, which is a shameless Valentine's card.
	Can you write something on the card?
	Roses are red.
	The sun gives off heat.
	If your legs are tired, use my face as a seat.
	That's amazing, bro.
	What would you guys give that on a scale one to ten?
	I'm trying to get suffocated tonight, bro.
	The boys will be boys.
	Oh, man.
	Some good stuff.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my gosh.
	All right.
	That was enough of that.
	Anyways, as we only have one video in the yay category.
	So this is just, I just like to post some wins, some places that we're actually making progress, places where we're actually finding development and we're actually getting ahead in life.
	And this video is actually quite old, but it's one of my favorite because it is a man comes face to face with a mountain lion and they both almost kill each other, but then they both just decide, yo, bro, let's just go our separate ways.
	Let's look at our wins, moments to celebrate, and God, all the good stuff.
	Oh, little mountain lion.
	He's a little bit above his momentum here.
	He gets into a confrontation with a man with a gun.
	And they both survive, apparently, allegedly.
	But I do love this.
	He doesn't want to do it.
	Get back!
	Oy!
	Don't...
	So he goes, hmm.
	Do I really want to eat him?
	No.
	Good idea.
	Good idea.
	Probably good.
	Wow.
	You can hear that man.
	Big sigh of relief at the end there.
	Well, because he could have killed him.
	I mean, you never know.
	You know that he didn't want to.
	No.
	He didn't want to kill it.
	People that men want to kill.
	We're not trying to kill.
	We don't want to kill.
	Do you know who does want to kill, though?
	Is the people on Twitter that are telling me to kill myself?
	There's a lot of these people.
	I've made the mistake of going to some of these profiles.
	I'm going to warn you guys: you will see stuff you regret.
	And some of these people have started posting their own trans porn.
	Every one of these people has trans porn and OnlyFans and stuff.
	And somebody was like, hey, I hate you.
	Go kill yourself.
	And then I clicked on the profile.
	Very much regrets.
	It's not only just pornographic, it's some of the weirdest kind.
	It looks like it says.
	You might enjoy it too much.
	No, I'm just saying it's don't click on these profiles.
	But this is some of the people that is go kill yourself, kill why ugly mole rat.
	Yeah, but it also looks like kiss.
	It's just the transforms battle.
	Can I bring this up, though, on the wind?
	So the whole controversy started because I uploaded this picture.
	Okay.
	I uploaded this picture to the internet, which was gay tape.
	It looks fake and Photoshop to me.
	Oh, and by the way, because I kept saying it's my gay tape fiasco, it got around that I have a gay sex tape that is loose, too.
	So I kind of chose bad wording.
	I called it my gay tape fiasco.
	Elijah.
	And I said, oh, I've got a serious gay tape fiasco on my hands.
	And everyone's like, you have a gay tape fiasco?
	Apparently.
	So it was tape.
	But I was trying to point out, somebody even accused me that I photoshopped this, but unfortunately, they don't realize there's other countries in the United States currently.
	That's so crazy.
	Australia is going through a big gay season right now.
	Yeah, it's very gay in Australia.
	Everything, the opera house is painted gay.
	It's like gay month or something like that.
	Imagine being an influencer and not knowing there were other countries in the United States.
	That's even crazier.
	But on top of that, I thought it was weird because, as I pointed out, the strangest thing is that it's tape, right?
	So it's in the middle of a box and it can be cut down the center.
	And I actually brought this up like we're cutting the flag in half, right?
	That's what's crazy.
	Oh, dang.
	So that made them really mad.
	That made the Transformers.
	They didn't want you to cut it.
	No, they were very, very, very upset.
	And now everyone thinks I'm crying, which I am crying a little bit.
	I am definitely crying because this is me trying to process everything going on.
	Oh, man.
	It's really, this is me.
	Look at you.
	It's not too far off.
	Is that really your face like squished in?
	That's the Down syndrome one.
	No, but see, this was the original one.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	But look at how, look at my problems in life.
	So I put this up as a joke.
	Not as a joke, but I put this up.
	Stop exaggerating.
	Trans issues aren't that big of a deal.
	Nobody's forcing anything on your family.
	It's not like we are openly shipping trans flags to your doorstep.
	But this thing got 15.9 million views.
	And it got 4,402 quote tweets, 4,479 retweets.
	My Twitter is always wilding, but this accidentally got out to almost 16 million people in 24 hours.
	And so it has really caused the greatest controversy has been this.
	Now, what's crazy is I've had some very big haters over the last year who have stopped at nothing to try to cause problems.
	Nobody supported them, though, because they're full of shit.
	However, the only people that seem to support my haters are Transformers, literal communists, and furries.
	So you've got to realize, if you hate Elijah Schaefer and you hate Elijah Schaefer, the onlybody who supports you and the movement are transgenders and Transformer Decepticons.
	This is a crazy world.
	We literally have, this is who hates me the most.
	This is who hates me.
	Our Transformers.
	They're literal Mattel toys.
	However, I have to say the best part about this was I put this up and I said me opening up my trans box.
	Watch, I put this one up.
	I thought this was kind of funny.
	This got them mad too.
	This got almost a million views.
	I said me opening up my trans box.
	What is that?
	It's a man with a box cutter opening up his transfer.
	I meant that there are literal, it is literal hatred of that and they're very upset at me.
	So, you know, like I said, there's just a lot of these all day.
	Kill yourself.
	Just a lot of these coming up on the screen.
	I like this one.
	I actually like this one.
	I'm going to make a point.
	Boo.
	Hope this scares you, Snowflake.
	Yeah.
	The flag is scary.
	We're really scared of the flag.
	Somebody in the chat said Autobots got your back.
	Oh, my God.
	Attention Autobots.
	Attention Autobots.
	This is the frontier.
	Look, and like, some of these are actually kind of funny.
	The biggest bitch with the thinnest skin award of the year is surely a lock for you.
	This is the thing that's funny to me is that all of them are coming to you saying that you should kill yourself and you're such a bitch and you're scared of the flag.
	Ooh, does this scare you?
	It kind of feels like they're the ones who are really sensitive about the whole gay tape.
	Yeah, but you have to understand how mad I made them when I, you should see the responses that I put to these publicly when they were all piling up.
	What you gonna do?
	You said that.
	Yeah, I posed that one.
	They didn't like that one.
	So that one didn't go too well.
	I'll just say it only increased the hatred.
	They've increased their attacks on me.
	You don't know how to stop poking the bed?
	No, I don't.
	And this one, I would say, probably didn't work well.
	This one made a lot more people mad.
	Did you guys smooth things over?
	Yeah, I was trying to hit the Transformers community and support them.
	So I uploaded this one.
	Oh, shoot.
	A lot.
	I'm a girl now.
	Oh, my God.
	I know.
	I'm so sad about that one.
	Oh, so they didn't like this.
	They don't like this one either.
	They didn't like this one either.
	They didn't like this one either.
	Yeah, that's weird.
	I thought surely they would like this one.
	I thought they would really like this one.
	Because that one was affirming the gender.
	That one that was affirming the gender.
	Yeah, I was actually saying I'm a girl now.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, that's.
	Like, that one's actually really good.
	So I am really, really, really, really into that one.
	There was also this one as well, which I did like.
	Bottom surgery was a success.
	Oh, it smelled my eyes.
	That is too much.
	This show has gone.
	This show has gone in a bad direction.
	And as I'm looking right now, there's it is literally like it is literally just people just flooding, just flooding me.
	Wow.
	Just flooding my inbox.
	It's just flooded with hundreds and maybe thousands now of messages.
	They are obsessed with me.
	And I'm really glad that Trans.
	They don't like that I call them the Transformers now.
	They don't like that.
	I think.
	They don't like that.
	And they think they're like getting at me, but I'm actually, it's fun because some of their major websites, I have furries, literal communists with hammer and sickles, and Transformers that are against me.
	And that's my haters.
	And I'm all for it.
	I like it.
	It's kind of good.
	It's kind of good.
	That has nothing to do with anything.
	That is literally nothing to do with anything.
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	And so we have a few other segments that we're going to go over today.
	But as you guys might know, not only can you watch them on locals, but they're also going to be on Rumble.
	So we're going to switch over to Rumble for the last two segments of the show.
	So make sure you get the link in the description.
	All right.
	We should be, we're off, Rumble.
	I mean, we're off YouTube and we're on Rumble only.
	So usually I did put it in the description to all of the, it's in the description too.
	In the description.
	We should all be out here on Rumble only for the remaining segments.
	So we should all just be chilling.
	We should all be maxing out, relaxing, all cool.
	Shooting some b-ball outside of school.
	The next segment is everything disgusting.
	And because we kept getting age restricted on YouTube, we're not putting this segment on YouTube anymore.
	But I saw it.
	You have to as well.
	No apologies.
	Uh, let's get right into the grossness.
	I said I saw it, so you have to as well.
	Yep, we're here.
	This is you.
	And it's disgusting.
	And it's never not going to be gross.
	It'll always be disgusting.
	So my question for the guys watching this, how big is your erection right now?
	Because if you're not turned on seeing this, then you are a bigot.
	Because the reality of this is, is I'm turned on a little bit.
	There's so many crevices, so many places to explore.
	It's like going on vacation and then cave diving while watching an earthquake happen.
	And if she jumps in a pool of tsunami, it's, you know, and girls will comment on this.
	Oh, sleigh queen, sleigh, sleigh queen.
	You're so attractive, queen.
	And it's like attractive.
	She's a tractor.
	She's literally the size of a machine.
	She's a unit.
	I don't have anything nice to say.
	Slay queen.
	Slay.
	I got even that sound effects too.
	Slay.
	Slay queen.
	That has nothing to do with this segment.
	Even If you make it to this segment in the show, something's wrong with you already.
	Like, your humor is a little bit jacked up like mine.
	People have complained about my humor before too, or some people like it.
	But I always say this, if you don't like my humor, neither watch my show nor come on my show.
	It's probably a good idea.
	If you don't like my humor, you should probably leave the show.
	But if you like it, then we've got some more disgusting stuff.
	This is, I was trying.
	This is not really disgusting.
	This is just like I couldn't play on YouTube.
	And I thought about not playing this, but I'm going to do it.
	Oh, no.
	Well, I'm going to do this because Hothoddery has gotten to a new level.
	So, well, this is for all ages.
	This was fine.
	This was not even age-restricted.
	So too much.
	For all of these women.
	Well, Ho Thottery has gotten to a new level.
	So obviously they can't show nudity anymore.
	Do you know that all the OnlyFans girls are using TikToks to push their OnlyFans?
	But they keep getting in trouble and they keep getting deleted for showing too much skin.
	They're too much, which they should be for a kid's app or age-restricted, right?
	They should be getting in trouble.
	So they found like camouflage ways.
	And this girl does a nice dance for us and just wants us to watch her.
	Close your eyes, boys.
	Sorry to everybody who deals with struggles there.
	That probably wasn't for you.
	But I would like to say, I didn't know we were off-roading because those are some serious mud flaps.
	No, I'm serious.
	That was a very revealing.
	That was very revealing mud flaps.
	That was very revealing.
	You are so.
	I don't know how my parents let me marry you.
	Your sister.
	Me neither.
	But it's like, but you look at this and it's just like, how, like, this is just.
	Take it off for the boys.
	You need to do something.
	You need to help the boys out there.
	Okay.
	For your Christian brothers.
	Okay.
	For the brothers in Christ.
	Let me reverse this.
	Let me reverse this to anyone who's now tempted and I've ruined the show and I'm no longer helping.
	Clean the palette.
	Clean the palette.
	For those that I'm never helping, clean the pallet.
	That's fed up.
	All right.
	She's that.
	Did that fix it?
	Yeah, I think.
	Ew.
	Ew!
	But no, but I just think like it's, they're getting creative.
	I've never seen that before.
	And that popped up.
	You've never seen that before?
	No, I've never seen someone use like a backlight to do like a little crab claw, you know?
	Stop.
	Stop.
	It's so, I don't, I don't get it.
	I don't understand why women do that.
	It feels like, I just, I'm like, are you actually retarded that you would do that?
	No, it's just like...
	Like, do the girls not understand...
	Like, okay, yeah, you're going to get a ton of attention.
	Good for you.
	But also, I think that maybe if you knew it, you wouldn't be so happy.
	Like, if you're going to go on the internet and cry about guys cat calling you, but then you're going to put your little mud flaps out, why?
	Yeah, but also, that's, that's, you know, girls do that.
	That's the way they should.
	They need to stop doing that because they are objectifying themselves.
	It's disgusting.
	It doesn't make them seem beautiful or valuable.
	Even this girl, I don't, it's not even the fact that she's like hugely overweight.
	Cover your body, girls.
	Just have some modesty.
	Have some respect for your body.
	Honor yourselves.
	All this like self-love.
	I love myself.
	So let me just take off my clothes and show everyone because I love me.
	I don't, that's just not self-love, and that's not respecting your body.
	That's the opposite.
	When you see something you weren't supposed to see, yeah, that should be all of you boys right now.
	You need to go and do that.
	And if there's any lesbians watching.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I'm feeling a little lesbianish right now.
	All right.
	I also, this is like irrelevant.
	This is irrelevant.
	This is not like gross because Ew isn't just like nudity stuff.
	Ew is also, because on Rumble, I can play things that are like, I can actually, it's like YouTube used to be, right?
	This is something different.
	Josh LaCash posted this, and it just reminded me, because like food out here is a lot healthier, I'd say in general.
	They're just like, it doesn't taste as good.
	Like food doesn't taste as good here.
	I don't think it does.
	They have harder restrictions on stuff.
	It doesn't taste good, but I recognize the ingredients.
	And there's like more peanut butters, like most peanut butters just have peanut butter and salt or peanuts and salt and water or just peanuts and salt, depending on how liquidy it is.
	Versus in the U.S., almost all peanut butter is mostly sugar and then peanut peanuts.
	Like there was like, there was like two, there's like maybe one or two options out of ten that have sugar in it here.
	So sugar isn't added to everything here, which is cool too.
	I forgot how much I miss the U.S. and their options.
	I miss this so badly.
	This person decided that they were going to buy only Snickers themed groceries.
	Only Snickers.
	Oh my God.
	And it's crazy what they found.
	Just Snickers.
	Watch this, it's just the options of Snickers.
	I'm kind of jealous.
	I know.
	That seems like if I could have a TikTok account that I could do to like, that would be my thing, it would be trying yummy chuckies on the internet.
	Yeah.
	So Josh and I are going to disagree because Josh says this is like disgusting and I think this is awesome.
	I just think, I think that America is the greatest country in the world and there's nothing like it.
	Like you ever watched foreigners go to America?
	This is my favorite impersonation of foreigners going to America.
	Watch this.
	It's lovely, isn't it?
	It's like, it's like Target has like, they go, Target has like groceries and they have, look at how many options they have.
	Oh, and they have clothing and options and groceries and things.
	It's just so amazing.
	Yeah, you mean that America knows to have a store that has everything you need in it?
	Yeah, it's called being American and that's smart because you don't have competition when you can buy everything in one store.
	It's only here that you like, you have to like leave the grocery store to go to the bakery because the bakeries are separate from the stores here for some reason.
	You can buy bread at the grocery store.
	Yeah, but not outside of it is fresh bakery.
	Yeah.
	And the butcher.
	That's my point.
	And the butcher's over there.
	But they're all right outside.
	And so you can just go and buy the grocery store.
	But it shows you how retarded British people are when they visit the United States.
	Like, you can just, you can simplify life and just put everything in one spot.
	Yeah, because we're America.
	Fuck yeah.
	We could do stuff like that because we have space.
	We don't live on a little island and then fucked up teeth.
	Yeah, but that's why we have dentists.
	You ever heard of dentists, dude?
	We have dentists.
	Crazy.
	Anyway, I literally lost my mind there for a second.
	You're spitting out some bitterness there, I see.
	Okay.
	Sheesh, what did the British ever do to you?
	Oh my gosh, think back a couple hundred years.
	How was it bringing down the White House in 1800, bitch?
	I thought I was going to curse this out.
	I did pretty good on this whole episode, not really cursing.
	Yeah.
	And then I made it to the end.
	And then we got a little spice.
	Okay, hold your tongue, hold your tongue.
	Syphilis.
	Okay.
	So.
	No, but I was going to say, like, they have shopping centers here, shopping center.
	Or as you call it, right?
	A shopping center.
	I speak like normal.
	I don't know.
	No, but everyone's called it a shopping center.
	It's just shopping center.
	Center.
	See, shopping center?
	Yeah, that's how they go.
	Shopping center.
	No, you can't do it.
	Oh, yeah, mate.
	You want to go to the shopping center?
	You can't do it.
	Yay.
	Sorry.
	Oh, yeah, skill set.
	That's how they talk.
	No.
	You just sound less Australian than most because you're married to an American.
	You don't sound Australian at all.
	Yes, I do.
	You cannot do it.
	You have a fucked-up accent.
	Your accent's fake.
	It doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter about mine.
	You don't have a real one.
	How do you judge me when you don't speak real?
	You speak fake Australian.
	You're not like an American twang.
	Because if I wanted to put on, if I wanted to bong on an Aussie accent, I could.
	But you can't.
	I've known people who've done that.
	I've known people who have faked their Australian accent.
	So they sounded Australian when they had a fully American voice.
	It was fucking nuts.
	No, I mean, I met many people in my life.
	Many.
	Few.
	But I also, but I also mean, in reality, that I'm fine.
	I'm totally fine.
	You're not good at accents.
	Yes, my accents are not.
	No, the only accents you can do is Asian.
	Every kind of different.
	Wow, it's amazing.
	It's so good.
	See?
	You're really good at that.
	Yeah.
	Any English-speaking country, you can't do the accent.
	I don't know what it is, but you can't do it.
	I'm sorry, darling.
	Someone said, Kess's culture is not your costume.
	Yeah, push off.
	Hey, someone said my Aussie one is good.
	All right.
	No, then it's not an Aussie.
	Only Aussie.
	You want to hear my retarded one?
	No, man.
	Stop, Elijah.
	Enough.
	Oh, that's retarded Asian?
	That was pretty good.
	Plus, I can do the...
	I think you need to stomp while you're ahead.
	Aw, yeah, all right.
	All right.
	Hey, bang Lao.
	Bang Lao?
	Bang Lao?
	Bak Lao?
	What do Vietnamese people sound like?
	I always figured in Chicken Run, the chickens would sound like Vietnamese.
	In Chicken Run?
	Yeah, Buck Lao.
	His name's Bak Lao the Chicken.
	All right, we got to keep moving on this show.
	so funny every day we make it to the end of the of my of my we're not even at the end yet Every time we get to the end, I end up going a little bit nuts.
	Once we get on here, I go a little crazy.
	You feel like you've been giving a little bit too much freedom.
	Yeah.
	And then I see someone was like, someone was like, what's actually fun is somebody's like, oh, you know, oh, he's drinking on the show.
	Unironically, I think I perform better when I'm not drinking on the show.
	I haven't drank on the show in over six months.
	Wow.
	I have not drank.
	Before, middle, or after.
	This has been good.
	So I have not, and it's been, ah, why do they always delete my videos?
	I need to start downloading them because every time I save for the hmm section, they always end up deleting my videos because they're so freaking good.
	Okay, well, don't let it happen again.
	Now you know they keep doing that.
	Yeah, let me just go.
	Let me just, let me just pretend like I didn't.
	Let me see if I can get like Stew Peters.
	Stew Peters is always uploading fight videos.
	He's always got good ones up there.
	Let's just pretend like I didn't.
	Also, oh my gosh, these shoplifting videos.
	Okay, let's just watch the shoplifting video.
	So let me talk about something here for a second.
	I always go to find obscure sites and find videos that are obscure, and I try to show them to people because I work really hard to find obscure, very obscure videos.
	And I would notice, like, within like 30 minutes of me finding this video and uploading it, all the major right-wing accounts suddenly have re-uploaded the same video.
	And I started thinking, like, huh, I wonder if they're just like not doing their own work and they're just stealing every video I look for, which is still fair use, right?
	I mean, I didn't film the video.
	Maybe I found it with 20 likes, maybe whatever.
	But I'm finding videos.
	I'm working hard to find good videos.
	And then they're just ripping them.
	And then I, I noticed, though, it's gotten bad now.
	They just, they actually started copying my captions.
	It's really, it's really, really gotten bad.
	It's these same captions changing one word.
	They're not even like thinking of their original things.
	I think they must be hiring an outside group who's like, just uses me as a resource and then just copies it and then puts it on all of theirs.
	But we need to get into this.
	This is hmm, where we make observations about different groups with nothing to say but I got bronchitis.
	Ain't nobody got time for that.
	Ain't nobody get time for that.
	Ain't nobody getting damn for that.
	Ain't nobody getting time.
	Ain't nobody get time.
	Ain't nobody get down for that.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Uh, let's look at this.
	Let's go to some white people today.
	So I found this video.
	I found this store, which I feel really bad.
	Apparently, since I've ripped the video out yesterday and posted it, it's gone really viral.
	Multiple news outlets have asked me if they could use it, and I just said, I didn't film it.
	I just found it on this small TikTok.
	I think they've deleted their TikTok because I can't, I saved their TikTok to let them know to have contact, but they seem to have disappeared.
	That being said, there's a few really good videos.
	I put it up and I had no idea it would go viral and I feel really bad now because it's gotten 4.1 million views in 15 hours.
	So I'm feeling really bad about this one.
	But I really like this because this mom in the pink hair was involved in the Portland riots.
	Okay, she was one of the moms that they put in the front.
	And this is a really great video.
	I really enjoyed this one.
	This one's really good.
	So take everything out of your bag and put it on there now.
	Okay.
	And get out.
	Seriously, everything.
	Okay, calm down.
	Don't tell me to calm down.
	Do you have anything in your bag?
	What bag?
	In your purse?
	You have nothing?
	Do not have nothing.
	like those kind of years.
	Yeah, just stump it out.
	It's in my press.
	Are you joking?
	I have stuff in there too.
	Your whole purse is full of this stuff.
	You think I wasn't gonna, no, no, no.
	So to be fair, my caption was, this is how to deal with shoplifters.
	And I'm not going to call anyone out by name because I don't do that on this show.
	But some of the biggest accounts said the proper way to deal with shoplifters.
	And then wait, this gets even crazier.
	This is even crazier.
	Is I go, okay, there's a coincidence that maybe we just had the exact same caption and they just uploaded the video.
	Then I go to Instagram and they formatted the video the exact same way.
	Took their tweet, like small, turned down the opacity and they placed it over the video at the exact place my tweet is put on my video.
	I go, these people just looked at other people's accounts and copy their literal posts and just regurgitate what they said.
	And I feel bad because these are very wealthy people that make a lot of money.
	But it's like, that's kind of crazy that you don't even think of your own captions and like your own videos and your own forms.
	It drives me nuts.
	Like, it's the most insane thing.
	I know.
	It's the most insane thing.
	Like, it's like, I didn't make this video, but at least like, at least I got it for my own show and found it.
	I thought it would be good.
	And then you copy everything.
	And then, but watch, before you know it, they're going to have the exact same fucking commentary too.
	It gets crazy.
	No, no, no.
	Could just be your toilet.
	Can you just rip my jacket?
	Give me the stuff.
	No.
	Look.
	Oh my god.
	Get off me.
	I don't care.
	You're something.
	Hey, you're something.
	You're insulting me.
	Stop.
	I don't call him.
	Call him right now.
	I'm calling right now.
	Oh, my God.
	You hit my god.
	Hey!
	Stop!
	Just don't hurt me.
	Don't hurt me.
	I'm poor.
	Instead of recording me, call the police.
	Oh, boy, no.
	Thank you.
	Dump it out right now.
	I will.
	I'm not letting go.
	I'm a board.
	I'm not letting go.
	Dump it out.
	I'm dumping it out.
	Oh, my God.
	Pick up a journey later.
	She's crying.
	Yeah, I know that, but yeah, that's if you don't.
	Yeah, I know that.
	Listen, let's call them off.
	Call him, call him now.
	Seriously.
	Back home.
	Call my mom.
	He just assaulted me.
	Yeah, well, I didn't trust her.
	You assaulted me.
	I didn't assault you.
	You were my daddy.
	You assaulted me.
	You assaulted me.
	Can we just say it's so annoying with these thieves how they've been given priority?
	Like, you can't touch a thief.
	How about you can knock a thief out?
	That's what you should be able to do.
	You should be able to knock a thief completely out.
	Just clock him, deck him, get him out.
	If you're stealing my store, just boom, just right in the face.
	Like, you should not be allowed to steal stuff.
	And they've been given too much authority.
	What is she doing with all the glue sticks and the stickers?
	Like, she's, what, she really has a big scrapbooking project that she's working on that she really needed all these things.
	It's up to 10.4 million views now.
	Oh, man.
	So I feel really bad because I might have just ruined this person's life.
	The person who stopped the thief.
	Why would she be in trouble?
	Well, because look, because what happened was there was another thief video because I'd seen this.
	This is from a different account that I had put up as well.
	I don't know how well this video did.
	This video only did like 143,000 because it's a black person stealing and that's just normal.
	But this girl was stealing from Walmart.
	She's stealing TVs.
	Look. Wait. You were moving. Before.
	Before I even laugh, do you hear like the encouragement?
	This is what I was going to say to go, oh, it's just a few lone wolves.
	You can't really blame a whole group of people for the crimes of a few.
	I've been in these situations and I gotta say, ain't nobody trying to stop the few.
	We'll just leave it at that.
	Watch your shoe.
	Watch your shoe.
	Not the slip up.
	She done left my shoe.
	Cinderella.
	She left my little boy.
	This is the alternative Cinderella story.
	If Cinderella was black, she just like rubbed from the prince and left us.
	We was Kangs and shit.
	We was Kangs.
	We was Kangs and shit.
	You know, we was Kangs back in the day.
	We was Kangs.
	I know.
	It's too good.
	It's too good.
	It's actually pretty phenomenal.
	So that's that.
	But it gets worse because then I found another video of the girl.
	Which one?
	same one they followed her around with the slipper to see if it oh shoot this one got 3.5 million Now this one's going viral too.
	I've done ruined these people's lives because I thought this was just, well, she's, there's multiple videos of her stopping people shoplifting.
	Why?
	is everyone stealing crafts let me see all the are you guys enjoying this in the chat Do you guys enjoying going over the shoplifting videos?
	Because I'm enjoying this.
	I am enjoying this.
	It's 11.40 in Eastern time.
	It's pretty late, but let me know.
	We was Kangs, everybody's saying.
	We was Kangs.
	MJ said Kez should write fairy tales for the hood.
	I'll do it, MJ.
	I'm going to start a book series.
	All right, and so this is, here it is.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't know.
	Here, you can leave this in here.
	You're going to pay for all this.
	I have you on camera.
	Put it down.
	Sure.
	Sure.
	You're not going to get another card.
	Very accommodating.
	I'm not going to get it.
	Put it down.
	Look at the pride flag back there.
	Portland.
	We're open for about another five minutes.
	Okrit your bag, or I'm going to call the police.
	Is there any call?
	Like, no, you're not going to be.
	Let me make noise.
	Give me your bag.
	Do you see how they know they have rights?
	Like, it's in their favor, the law.
	You actually can't touch me.
	And it's like, dude, fuck you.
	I'll do whatever I don't steal my stuff.
	They're not really trying, are they?
	Well, because you don't have to, because they're enabled.
	I don't know if you know this, but Walmart closed down all of their stores in Portland.
	The clone is closing down all of their stores.
	Yeah.
	Oh, because you could just take it.
	It's just too high of theft.
	Walgreens shut down almost all their stores in CVS, too, in San Francisco.
	Oh, can't deal with the theft.
	Open your bag.
	Opening it.
	If you'll get off the bag.
	This is ours.
	Take it off.
	Get off of me.
	Take it off.
	Get off of me.
	Take it.
	You can't just steal.
	Bye.
	Get out.
	Go.
	Get out.
	Not all yours.
	Go cards.
	Are you kidding me?
	Oh, sorry.
	Bye.
	It's not all your stuff.
	Some of the things in my bag is my stuff, too.
	You're stealing from us.
	I'm going to grab my card.
	You're being out later.
	I am.
	Yes, sir.
	Yeah.
	If you're going to block out with all this crap, you're going to sit and go get another card that you don't.
	Dude, I literally write a card.
	My respect for women went up and down while watching this video.
	You know what I mean?
	Depending on who you're rooting.
	you cannot assault me that i this is so this is such an insane interaction that this woman is like wait till i tell my friends about how you dumped out my bag and all the stuff that was yours and took it off me like Like, it's just so rude of you.
	I was just stealing.
	Like, who?
	Oh, I was just stealing a couple things.
	Big deal.
	Big deal.
	Why are you stealing from a craft shop?
	Because they're children.
	They're feckless, pathetic children.
	She's like an old lady stealing the craft shop.
	I'm telling you, they're like children.
	They just love a little glue and sequence.
	Like, to be completely fair, right, when you look at even this traveling studio that I'm in right now, like I mentioned, if you guys make it this far in the show, I'll probably end up going on a little bit of a break.
	I'm pre-recording a bunch of podcasts that will still be released that I'm going to be working on.
	I'm working on this whole week.
	I'm actually recording like eight shows this week, which is insane.
	Like different shows.
	And we're great guests, too, and lots of amazing people.
	But I'll have to go on a little break for a bit, and I'll explain that later at a later time.
	So the live show will be on a short hiatus, and it'll return after that.
	We'll be very, very excited to be back and have lots of stuff to talk about.
	But whenever that time comes, the reality is, is like I've noticed about this country and the United States is they both have an issue where they allow people to give the rights to the criminals.
	Unless the criminals are unvaccinated, then here they basically are evil.
	And no, you don't have to be vaccinated to visit Australia or to be here at all.
	You don't have to be.
	Yeah, no, you have to be vaccinated to visit the U.S., but you don't have to be vaccinated to visit.
	I thought they dropped that.
	No, not yet.
	Jokovich, the tennis player, actually got just denied entry to the Port of Entry in the United States for not being vaccinated for the championship.
	Yeah.
	It just happened.
	So it's actually, there's less COVID restrictions here, and there's less people that wear masks in Australia, at least in.
	Okay, wait.
	Wow.
	Let me be fair.
	If you go to Melbourne, there would be more.
	I'm not going to explain where I'm at, but I can tell you this.
	I can tell you this.
	Follow me on social media.
	You'll see sand.
	And I can tell you people by the beach usually are not as ridiculous.
	I walk up.
	Okay, here's one of the crazy things about Australia that I'll never get through my mind.
	I go to the beach, which is just a hop, skip, and a jump away.
	And I'm not wearing a shirt.
	I'm not wearing any shoes.
	I'm just in like little skivs, you know, just like little shorts.
	And they're short.
	They're very small.
	Little budgie smugglers because this is Australia and everybody's, you know, the girls are in thongs.
	Boys, if you get tempted, not the right place for you.
	Every girl is literally basically naked walking around here.
	But the boys too, but whatever.
	We're just the boys.
	We're kicking it.
	And I go, and we got to shop by, we got to go to the grocery store, which is inside of a mall.
	We call that a mall in the United States, but it's a shopping center, a mall.
	And I can just like walk through the mall in like little wet shorts with sand, no shoes, no shirts.
	Not even right by the beach.
	It's off, way off the beach, not like on the shore.
	And just like walk through the mall and go shopping.
	And nobody thinks it's weird.
	Just being shirtless, no shoes, sand all over your body.
	I wasn't the only one.
	I wasn't the only one.
	There were 200 people with their shirts off.
	Men, don't get too excited.
	But they was.
	And there was also like a girl in her bikini just like walking around.
	This is like not weird.
	And there was like a whole entire family without shoes on.
	People here just.
	We don't wear shoes.
	We just don't wear shoes.
	You don't need to.
	You don't have to wear shoes.
	That's the weirdest thing.
	I didn't know that in Australia, you don't need to wear shoes here.
	There's no like no shoes, no service.
	But there'll be some restaurants that are like nice that'll be like, hey, you need to have proper shoes on and a top.
	But usually beach towns, it's just chill.
	Yeah.
	Everyone's just relaxing.
	Yeah.
	But you can just, everyone's just chill.
	And everything closes.
	We've mentioned this, but if you're not, if you haven't watched the show or you're new to the show, everything here closes at like 2 p.m.
	Or whenever.
	Two.
	Like it also closes whenever.
	And opens whenever they go.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's only everything is just when the people feel like working because nobody works here.
	So it's like everyone's down at the beach.
	Wait.
	You told me yesterday at 3 to come back at 2 today.
	Oh, yeah, but I'm not open.
	But you're open and the door's open.
	It's 2:30.
	Yeah.
	The cook decided to go down to the beach, so we're just going to, we just kind of closed up.
	Yeah, but you say you're open till 5.
	Yeah, but the cook's not here.
	And you're like.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so your shop's just closed.
	And then you come back tomorrow.
	You go back tomorrow?
	Just not open.
	Just no explanation.
	It says, look, Wednesday's open from 8 to 3.
	And if you're there at 1 o'clock, it's just not open.
	You're like, okay, I guess they just decided today was not a day they wanted their business open.
	Very confusing stuff.
	And everything takes a million years here to get done.
	It is the most stressful thing ever.
	I bought a new backdrop for Kez a month ago and it never came.
	And then I reordered it.
	And it says it's going to take three weeks to ship, which is the most insane thing.
	That's the most insane thing.
	Three weeks to order a backdrop in a country of 25 million people.
	Get a grip, Australia.
	Get a mother truck and grip.
	There we go.
	Oh, man.
	I love how people make it.
	When people are this late in the podcast on a night and it's almost midnight Eastern time, they're just hanging out with us.
	We're just hanging out.
	We all know the show's over.
	We know it's ended.
	We're just venting.
	But you guys still want to talk to your buddies.
	I could do a three-hour show every day about everything by myself.
	Yeah.
	I literally could do.
	I was going to do a two-hour radio live show.
	Not going to get into it.
	Not going to get into it.
	But I was scheduled to do a daily show multiple hours a day.
	Chose the wrong people to work with, apparently.
	But I will tell you the best part about it is I could still do it.
	I can still do a show every day for multiple hours.
	And I can do it by myself and talk to myself and be entertained.
	It's called being retarded.
	And it's great.
	It's a superpower.
	It's a superpower.
	It's like being Down syndrome without the chromosome and being literally like fucked up like a trans person without the axe wound.
	And you put it together and you get me.
	And then some people don't understand me, but I don't understand me either.
	So I'm okay with that.
	But I could also sit in a room for three hours, look into a camera with nobody around and be totally chill and just talk about a meal.
	Like, I don't even have to have a script.
	You could just talk about feet and toes.
	Because he doesn't have it in a monologue.
	I think out loud.
	He doesn't.
	So all of his thoughts, he has to say them.
	I don't have.
	People say I don't have a filter.
	I don't have a...
	That's not the case.
	It's not that I don't have a filter.
	I just don't think in my head.
	I only have abstract ideas, but I don't have a voice.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I don't talk to myself.
	She always catches me in the corner, like, moving my lips.
	She's like, what are you saying?
	It's really weird.
	He'll say, what are you saying?
	Oh, blah, blah, blah.
	It's really weird.
	I talk to myself out loud.
	And people say, why do you do that?
	That's why I just tell people I'm retarded because I don't know what else to say.
	It's like, I am actually disabled.
	So I'm a retard.
	But I don't know why.
	I don't know what that is.
	Someone could diagnose it for me.
	Let me know.
	I think there's got to be a name for it.
	I hope it doesn't kill you.
	What?
	A talking disease?
	No, no monologue in the head.
	No, no.
	So I just say things.
	I just don't register.
	And I just say things.
	And I just am like shocked that people are offended.
	This show is not an act.
	This is my personality.
	This is just who I am.
	It's a lot to deal with.
	Some people can't handle it.
	Some people can't.
	Some people can handle it for a short while.
	And then they can't handle it.
	And then find that out later in life, unfortunately.
	Let's get into some super chats.
	We got, look, oh, we got a few on Rumble.
	We're fi- let's- come on.
	Wow.
	We have here, I've been saying Transformers for years and they absolutely hate it.
	It's awesome.
	That's awesome.
	I'm happy that you actually probably did invent it.
	We'll just give it, let's give it, let's give Bama Weldon finish.
	We have from Devoured Eagle says, the only good thing about Australia, the country that doesn't exist, it's Mad Max and boomerangs.
	Sorry, Kez.
	Also, if you're into skinny, if you're into skinny white women, attractive skinny white women looking for a wife, maybe not wives here because they're probably all vaccinated hoes, but if you're, it's unfortunate.
	So don't come here, actually, for a wife.
	Because they're all unvaccinated hoes.
	And they're all vaccinated, triple vaccinated hoes.
	Like even at 16.
	Like, it's not even like you can marry an 18-year-old and maybe you're going to be fine.
	It's like they're all everyone here's a hoe.
	Ho, ho, ho, ho.
	Christmas ain't even here, but they still hoes.
	We have one more, I think, on Rumble as well.
	Let me see.
	Oh, yeah, here we go.
	Also, Bama said, I bet security followed that monkey everywhere he went.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	All right, let's get into the super chats from locals.
	Don't forget you can join the community.
	By the way, Kate, two things.
	Everyone, if you're watching on Rumble right now, if you're watching on Rumble and you are not subscribed, please click that join button or follow button, whatever it is.
	What does a join do?
	What does this do?
	Oh, that joins locals.
	Okay, so you can click locals right there.
	Just join the locals.
	So you should click that, even though that's how that works.
	Or you could click.
	Tactful sarcasm?
	What?
	You wrote that in the bio of what your thing is?
	I didn't write that.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, because.
	Locals wrote that.
	Okay, because I was going to say, tactful?
	I don't think that's what I'm saying.
	Hard to swallow facts.
	When it comes to facts, I always swallow.
	I never spit.
	Oh, Elijah.
	And of course, you're slightly offensive stuff.
	They wrote that.
	That was actually good.
	That was a copywriter.
	That's really nice.
	Yeah.
	And you can follow right there.
	So we're trying to grow the army on Rumble.
	So make sure you join that.
	Let's look at some of what you guys had to say, though, on super chats.
	We had Saint J. Wait.
	We had Saint J that said, can we applaud moral support for the men on the show today?
	Thank you, Queen Fetus.
	She was really bringing moral support.
	Better look out for the boys.
	Why are you gay? says widowy.
	That was widowy inappropriate.
	She was throwing her woo-ha, and that is not okay, my lady.
	Put these pants on right now.
	Put these pants on right now.
	Can I do this?
	Can I zoom in?
	Oh, nice.
	I wish there was a way to like pop this chat out.
	Is there no way?
	I don't know.
	Widowy, again.
	The Grey Ghost said, 13% of the Snickers committing 50% of the diabetes.
	Oh, shoot.
	Why are you gay said, that's racist, yo.
	Devstip said, for the Buck Lau accent, 11 out of 10, love your impressions.
	Buck Lao.
	Bing Lak Lao.
	Huoya.
	All right.
	The Grey Ghost said, I can tell I'm lady or am I boy?
	Lady a boy?
	Am I lady or a boy?
	They always say that.
	Okay, this is getting weird.
	The gray ghost said, I can't tell if his Asian accent is good until he says, Welcome to the rice fields.
	No, I'll.
	I have a which Asian accent?
	Do you want the Vietnamese?
	Do you want a Chane?
	Do you want a China man?
	I don't know what it is.
	I've never met a man who his own fellows.
	They would just add the syllables.
	You're telling me that that I'm going to go to Kaka-sama.
	This is...
	That's so impressive.
	Why do you How do I get the girls?
	Now you know.
	There it is.
	Doomsday Cracker says these Snickers are crazy.
	Dude, if we're calling Transformers, let's call them the Snickers.
	That's so good.
	Who are we calling Snickers?
	The 13% of candy that caused 50% of diabetes.
	Of course.
	MJ said, I'm backing up Joey the Wall's comment.
	Great meme, which I guess we're going to have to find because we're going to reverse today.
	MJ, thank you, MJ.
	MJ's a sugar mama.
	Kylie M. Tomic said, I can see how the actual Transformers can be a bit preturbed with your comparisons.
	Yeah.
	For the I'm a Girl Now meme, fucking priceless, but $10 is my price.
	Oh, what is that?
	Is Joey the Wall?
	We have a meme?
	Do we have a meme?
	No, that was the one that you posted.
	Oh, okay.
	Haha, destroyed Turkey Gobbler is a why are you gay?
	The George said, says, I've heard of raising battle flags, though.
	Predicting in the near future, people will be raising battle fags.
	They also wanted to just put this up.
	I'm obsessed with trees, especially bananas.
	What is this?
	Fart girl meets shark girl?
	Oh, yucky.
	Farts and shit.
	That's disgusting.
	Jim Zay Cracker sent this.
	This must be some of his art.
	Oh, that's really nice.
	Write me a funny joke for my locals community slightly offensive.
	Two men were walking down the street and saw a church being built.
	One of them said to the other, gee, I don't understand how they can build that church so quickly.
	It's like it appeared out of a black magic.
	The other man responded, well, it's probably a white magic church.
	It looks like they're just using white people's money.
	I didn't get it.
	Because you're not American.
	Oh.
	And Why Are You Gay said Wakanda Forever?
	I think that's pretty much it.
	That's pretty much it there.
	And here as well, we're good.
	Oh, we got a couple more here in the Rumble.
	Said, Phoenix Fire66 said Elijah, you have to stop being so freaking cute.
	Okay, you're not cute.
	You're a sexy AF.
	Oh, back off, Phoenix Fire.
	Unfortunately, we don't even know.
	This could be a transgender.
	We don't even know.
	Either way, back off.
	Canary Sings 2018 said, oops, I forgot to give you money.
	Well, we appreciate it.
	That is so great.
	Because YouTube is kind of a bust.
	Also, make sure that you pray for the next news network because they got demonetized and they need to continue to change their channel.
	They're being targeted right now.
	So we've got to support Gary at the next news network.
	Support Gary.
	Make sure you subscribe.
	I appreciate you guys watching this.
	We're going to end this on the locals chat.
	We're going to look at those last two.
	What do I say?
	We're going to save them.
	We'll just end on the locals chat.
	Thank you guys.
	If you're on Rumble for supporting, make sure that you hit the follow button, like, subscribe, and also follow us on locals.
	You guys have been awesome.
	We will see you guys tomorrow at 2 o'clock, approximately PM Central Time, 3 p.m. Eastern, for an amazing podcast on occult feminism and the way that feminism is actually from demons and from the craziest shit.
	It's all basically by the banking clan and demons, which are the same thing, and how it actually all begins.

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