Elijah Schaefer and Kezia "Queen Fetus" Schaffer mock TikTok’s absurd trends—like bald shaves for a mystery box’s $0.25 reward—while critiquing societal decline, from rising heart attacks in young adults (up 30% post-COVID) to Ukraine war footage they dismiss as propaganda. They blame cultural shifts for mental health crises, like suicide rates, and speculate that wars serve corporate interests, citing Israel’s alleged ties to Nazi-era figures and U.S.-Saudi coordination in 9/11. The episode ends with a shift to Rumble, questioning whether viral content reflects reality or just performative chaos. [Automatically generated summary]
It is a really good time and a really good season because there's a lot of mentally ill people.
We have our segments today.
We have Lol, Laugh Out Loud, which we're looking at the stupidity stuff.
We have our news-ish category.
We're going to be looking at some crazy news stories that are going to blow your socks off.
We have Ew, which is just things that are disgusting.
WTF, which are confusing, and then Hmm, which are our observations about certain groups of people that we're not allowed to talk about, but we can make observations and just say, hmm.
I'm joined in the studio by the lovely and the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
Well, let's just jump right into this for a second because as we begin, we're going to start with our segment on lol.
I thought this was really one of the funniest things that I had seen.
So, basically, this video to me, I wrote on Twitter that this video is a better critique of Western civilization in 2023 than any lecture by Jordan Peterson.
Like, this is hands down the best example of our culture.
And let's go ahead and let's watch it.
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You shave your head bald to win whatever's in this mystery box.
Bald?
Mystery box.
Awesome.
No.
No.
All right, man.
But why don't y'all shave your head to win whatever's in this mystery box?
Well, that's just the best example of America right there.
You sacrifice something that matters to you for an impossible reward.
And then when you find out that the reward is really just less than what you bargained for, you're the one who ends up being the bun of the joke there.
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But we were talking about this, about how this is absolutely where the state of things are.
Like, you know, they were trying to get us.
I was watching this video last night about how when will gay people be able to get equality?
When will gay people be able to get equal rights?
And I started to think about a lot of these videos to where nobody's even calling for rights anymore.
Nobody's even calling to get equality.
They're just calling for us to accept the newest form of mental illness that they invented today.
Right?
So nobody's like, hey, stop beating up gays.
Stop bullying gay people.
It's all like, like this.
Do you know the difference between a paraboy and a femme paraboy?
And you go, do you know the difference between the fact that you're not a boy, that you're a girl?
Do you know that you are probably statistically likely to be the greatest threat to yourself?
You're probably going to end up killing yourself one day, maybe, sadly, because statistically these people end up committing suicide.
It's a horrible thing.
Natural selection type of thing is horrible.
It's not good.
I don't like, you know, suicide's not funny.
It's not a good thing.
But these people are mentally ill.
They're not getting the help that they need.
They're being reinforced and then they end up killing themselves.
It's like, it's kind of sick, you know?
Like, realistically speaking, it's sick that we're basically pushing entire generations of people like with men and whatnot.
I don't know if you've seen that, but like there's like 30% of young men in the 20s are single.
They don't even, or I think it's 60% now are completely single and 30% have had no sex, which is kind of based.
would love to be this person's neighbor and to just watch them like hanging out their window being and also the way she talks in such a particular way of like while they're minor gender but it doesn't necessarily mean it's so it's anime Yeah, it's like a children's show.
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Okay, so we got a few more in the lol segment.
Um, because, like, I was reminding, though, of, like, who's in charge.
What is this quarter that I just have sticking out here?
My name is Talia Faya, the one in Ali, aka Barbie.
Howard keep going out because homeless people keep coming over here, cutting some, whatever they're doing over here to get the copper to make their money.
And my thing is, people got kids over here.
People got stuff to do.
I'm on camera looking mess.
I didn't get to do my hair, my makeup, nothing.
Doc has $1,000 for a studio.
And y'all came to keep homeless people from stealing y'all damn copper.
I gotta say, I actually really agree with this person.
I will give them the pronouns, the benefit of the doubt, with this person, because they're saying, hide your kids, hide your wife, because the homeless people are all up out here causing problems, trying to make money.
And I have to agree, from living in LA my entire life and growing up in the smack middle of this, moving you to the trenches of Hollywood when we first got together, I have to say, ultimately speaking, this is out of, they're out of their mind, and this is, this is, this person has a point.
And what I, what I think this is a critique when I said mental illness is taking over America, you know, we have a problem when this is the voice of reason in a neighborhood.
That, my friends, is a judgment on our entire country that this is the voice of reason in an average American neighborhood.
That is less of a critique of her or him and more of a critique of all of us.
Well, because, you know, like, with Brittany Griner, some, like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of beautiful black chicks out there that have like feminine features or whatever, but there are some, like, Britney, like, there's some WNBA players that look like men.
But they actually dropped paint all over the street to make a giant Ukraine flag in the middle of the highway in London in front of the Russian embassy to make a Ukraine flag.
Ah, like I gotta say this I don't know what to really think about this kind of stuff because on one hand, people assume that the Ukraine war is fake, which we'll look at in a little bit.
It's not fake in terms of the fact that it's not happening.
It's fake in the terms of the details about it are fake.
They're not telling you the truth.
The fact is that the average Ukrainian lives for about four hours on the front lines right now in Kharkiv, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if you how you pronounce that.
They're just ripping people, putting them to the front lines.
There's over 155,000 Ukrainians dead from the last reliable report I've seen from Turkey.
Because the U.S. doesn't have reliable reporting on this stuff.
We don't even care about accurate reporting.
But it's like they're just murdering young men and women and then everyone's like, stand with Ukraine.
Why don't you go fight in Ukraine if you care about these people so much?
Yeah, like, so the one thing that I don't understand the most about this, and that I think is the weirdest part, is that I don't know what activism does other than makes people hate activists and also it tracks on the internet.
Like I noticed today, and I've noticed a lot of things.
For instance, like YouTube algorithms have sucked the last several weeks.
They've just been horrible in general.
And you realize that there's quite a competition in the world to be viral, right?
People are, like, I've, there are people, and I mentioned this on, this is not everybody, but I mentioned this on Twitter the other day.
There are people who went to East Palestine, Ohio to go film stuff, which we don't even know the quality of the air.
But there are people who literally, that's not what they do.
And they saw people getting clout, got upset because their Twitters weren't growing as fast, went and got someone to send them to East Palestine to try to make it look like they cared because they wanted to grow their Twitters.
Which fuck it.
Your motives may be bad, but at least you're trying to do maybe the right thing.
I don't know.
But I just mean, people are so desperate to go viral that they pretend to give a shit.
And that's a lot of politics in general.
People are pretending to care.
One could say that that might even be what Trump did.
I don't know.
I think, you know, you can disagree with Trump and the vaccines and what he's done with Big Pharma, but still say, hey, it was a nice deed what he did, even if it was a photo op.
But it's like, I've watched people, like in this entire space, like the psychoist, craziest people, lie, cheat, steal, do whatever they can, say whatever they can, just because they're trying to get ahead and go viral.
And I've been, you know, I've been at the blunt of some of that stuff in my life before.
So I've seen it all.
So when you look at videos like this, you go, I mean, look, dude, if I've seen people destroy their, like try to destroy people that they've loved, that have given them opportunities.
I've seen people just completely risk their health for clout.
Of course you would go out and you would, you know, you want people to think you're doing good.
You don't actually want to be doing good because the people that I know that have tried the hardest to destroy people, the people that I know that went out there, are the shittiest people that have the worst lives that try really hard to make everyone think that they're good people when they're not.
It's like people who are doing something for Ukraine aren't spilling paint on the road.
They're probably in Ukraine or running an NGO or like trying to raise donations to give food or something like that, right?
People who like are good people or are doing good for this movement are not out trying to like destroy other people.
If you're successful, you're not like trying to take people down.
You're just trying to live your life.
So it's like these people, these activists, the feminists, the homosexuals, all these people, these weird environmental groups, they're all fucked.
They're everywhere.
And they're all about being viral.
Like, that's just what this is.
Like, it's about attention and about getting people to look at you.
And that's all it really is.
It's what activism is.
It's like that.
You think they throw paint on the Mona Lisa because they really care about oil?
So we'll just do a we'll just spend all this money to paint to spend so much paint to put it on the road as for it to rain the next day or the next hour and it'll all wash away.
But I did think this was an interesting video because the messaging, I look to these people as the canaries in the coal mine for what the message is, like what the next one is going to be.
If you felt like you needed to protect me or whatever, protect someone, and this man came up to you and a huge, big, strong masculine man came up to you and you knew you were gonna have to punch and beat up one of them, which one would you be more afraid of beating the crap out of?
Okay, well, first of all, if you're trying to not be noticed and not stand out, try not dressing like a nine-year-old at her dance recital.
That's probably a good place to start.
It's like you got halfway dressed for your third grade show at the local elementary school.
This is something that I would imagine my daughter would wear and probably would probably not even want to wear after she turned 13.
I mean, this person literally looks like a piece of bubblegum half chewed up and then spit out on the floor with its wrapper half around the tip.
It's pretty ridiculous.
Plus, you've got the beautiful colored lipstick that's like six-year-olds get into like their mommy's lipstick drawer and look good.
And the balding, can we just talk about the balding too?
The receding hairline, which I don't care about, but it's like, dude, this is like a middle-aged man, a middle-aged man who says people look at you and feel like, oh, I don't want to look at you, I'm not gay.
Well, I think that what it is, is I think people are trying to basically, the chat said, one of the chat people said that it's like trying to say, dude, you look retarded without having to say it.
Actually, you would have more power if you weren't trans because all these hormone suppressants and blockers, if you actually stop reverse them and stop using them, you'd probably gain some of your muscular dystrophy or atrophy that happened probably would start reversing and you might end up having your muscle density increase.
Why would he give up his power as a man when if he had power as a man, he would have more influence, change, more money, more whatever, because he's a man.
But why would you give that up to become a woman, kind of?
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Okay, so that's enough of the segment of there.
I do want to, let's go into news-ish.
Let's go into news-ish.
We need a segment, so I can hit this.
So I need to remember this because this is kind of a new show.
We've only been doing this show for a couple months.
And I need to remember to maybe just three or four things per, like just three things, maybe three videos per like topic.
It's crazy that human beings have been sleeping since the beginning of history in every different kind of position, but only now it seems to be causing an issue.
Okay, so the solution is, if you go to this, though, he said basically here that the heart problems on the rise among an unlikely demographic of young people, people 25 and 44 have experienced nearly 30% increase in heart attack deaths since the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic.
A 2022 study conducted by Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles suggested another study from Johns Hopkins published in 2018 that reviewed 28,000 hospitalizations for heart attacks over a 20-year period found that the rate of heart attacks for women aged 35 to 54 also increased, even as the overall mortality rate for the heart disease decreased.
Heart disease is an umbrella term that encompasses heart health problems, including heart attacks, irregular heartbeats, or other damage to different parts of the organ.
So long story short, it looks like that there is a problem here.
And it looks like, legitimately speaking, heart attacks are on the rise.
We have heart problems overall increasing, but it's from vaping and poor sleep.
Apparently, so Stew Peters put up a video that is showing all of this.
This was from the Russian government, by the way.
I verified this.
But it was from the Russian government showing how they've been recovering from the war efforts by showing all those famous damaged pictures that we've seen of the buildings that were exploded, all the ones that keep circulating on the internet.
But why would they try to make a video that's like, look, Ukraine is rebuilding all these wonderful things when at the same time we're sending more funding because the war seems like it's getting worse.
The only reason why I thought this was crazy was because it's like, it's either A, either the buildings weren't bombed and this is fake or they swapped the pictures before and after.
However, you would be surprised about there's actual like the defense of Ukraine and people are actually sharing this like it's like supposed to be real.
So I don't know what this is.
All I'm going to say is I feel like everything's absolutely fake.
So what someone said is I think that video was played in reverse, the one that we watched before on the Ukraine.
They might have reversed the video so that it was actually showing the before and afters.
You know what's even funnier about that?
I have no idea if that video is a deep fake or it's reversed or what it is, but it's being shared by such large accounts that are pro-Ukraine in showing the efforts that that's all I have my conclusions are from it.
I feel like I am totally unaware of what's actually happening in Ukraine, except I keep hearing that the U.S. is sending more and more and more and more and more money to Ukraine.
Well, yeah, but speaking of this, though, with the crazy stuff is, I know a lot of things are taken out of context, but this clip really was pretty crazy.
So with the view, basically they're talking.
Remember I told you that I feel like people didn't care about East Palestine in the beginning when it first happened a couple weeks ago.
I don't think people are going to care about this because they're Trump voters.
It's a Trump district.
And Ohio's white Trump voters.
Yeah, so I just don't think they were going to care.
Listen to this clip, though.
This is absolutely insane.
A Joy Behar from The View.
And I hate, like, I hate myself for playing this, but she basically says they got what they deserved for voting for Trump type of thing.
was against regulations so you basically donald trump's fault Yeah, they blamed Donald Trump and also blamed the people for voting for him, saying this is your fault for voting for Donald.
It just is what it is.
It is what it is.
Okay.
I do want to, there's a couple stories here.
But like, see, and what's insane, though, is I'm not even going to get into this.
I'll probably get into this on a show next week.
But it's like, they blame Donald Trump.
I don't know what to believe anymore because it's a story from The Independent, which is how Israel protected a concentration camp boss back in the day, the country.
This is from 1998.
I want to remind people.
And when I look at stories like this, I was just looking at some archives of how Israel is involved in facilitating and protecting a concentration camp boss.
It reminds me that we're not fighting a war like Jew versus Goy, Democrat versus Republican, black versus white.
It's not just a war as easy as people think, but there are actual families and people and groups that control the entire world.
Banks that funded both sides of the wars.
There are people of the ethnicity of one of the people persecuted in World War II that were funding the Germans.
So it's like 9-11 being an inside job, right?
It's like you have Americans coordinating and being a part of an attack on America, right?
I think the United States government, the CIA and Mossad had a lot to, you know, a lot of coordination with Saudi Arabia on that.
I mean, we'll find out.
But it's like you look at the world and you read stories like that, like how Israel protected concentration camp boss.
It goes on how they facilitated his protection for some global order thing.
The planet is really screwed up.
And really who's in power are large corporations and banks.
That's basically what runs the whole world.
You got big pharma.
You have big agriculture.
You have, of course, you even have big logistics and transportation.
And you have these czars in these countries, big oil, and also these banking families that are the banking clan.
They're in charge of everything.
And it's just fundamentally to remember that the ultimate interest is not just racial interest.
The ultimate interest is not just religious interest.
But the reason why, let's say, white people are becoming the enemy in the United States or straight people is because that's just who's in the way of them achieving their ultimate goal.
And they also hate Christians too.
They've always hated Christians and they hate white people, which I'm not going to get into on the show today.
But ultimately speaking, they have an ultimate larger plan.
And if you're white and you live in Ohio, fuck you.
You're going to die and you're going to suffer.
And they don't care.
They just don't care about you.
They really don't.
They sent Pete Buttigieg.
They sent him a homosexual man in a fluorescent vest.
Yeah, that feels good nice and warm all right It's almost lunchtime.
I gotta hurry.
Where are we going?
We'll see.
oh it's cooked perfectly it's good stirring so we can drive with it in there haven't you heard of a food truck so this park tends to have a lot of homeless people okay yeah and hey hey look Is this a joke?
A better video would have been just like, hey, we're going to make a truck bed versus a hot soup, and we're going to go to a place and we're going to serve people the soup.
Take a truck and then we're gonna fill the truck with a bunch of food that we waste and then we're gonna then we're gonna we're gonna splat it in front of the Russian embassy and then shape it into the flag of Ukraine.
Oh, the Ukrainians, they're doing so well because they rebuilt their entire city, but they're gonna be so appreciative of the two-minute noodle flag that we created for them.
And I want to say, Mr. Trump, do you swear to tell the whole truth?
And I'm like, shit, man.
Like, if that's the jury, like, this is why with Derek Chauvin and stuff, if this is the jury that we're going to be dealing with in general, this is very problematic.
And realistically speaking, you're going to end up having this.
This is a legal lynch mob that you're going to be judged by because these people are not normal people.
I also want to ask you, what's going on here?
What's going on over here?
Somebody sent me this and said, what is going on here?
A new Harvard study came out that literally is, study shows a higher sperm count in men who lift heavy objects.
We're going to get into this.
The what the fuck and also some of the hmm of what's going on, including discussing a video of a six-foot-six, 270-pound black student that pummeled a substitute teacher, a white substitute teacher over stealing a Nintendo Switch in our hmm segment.
But I'm going to finish the show over at Rumble.
So let me drop the link to the Rumble so we can just get in there.
Drop the link to Rumble.
Let's, because some of this stuff just gets weird and I want to discuss it.
So I'm putting the link there.
I'm going to give you guys a second to get over to Rumble.
One of you guys asked me, you said, hey, could you stop playing the F this video, F this shit, I'm out video one because my kids have been watching this week.