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Feb. 25, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Well, mental illness has taken over the country by storm.
The newest trend on the horizon is that adults should start wearing diapers.
Now, you're going to be shitting yourself with some of the insane videos that we did that we're going to watch today.
So, I do suggest maybe you take that advice into question.
Maybe even perhaps put it into play because diapers are cool.
It's 2023 and, well, we've got a lot of shit to cover.
Let's get down.
I have no idea what was going on.
Did you know that we were starting the show?
Did you know that the show was?
Did you know that?
Did you know that was going on?
That was really confusing to me.
I didn't know what was going on.
I thought your headphones were maybe unplugged or something.
What were you reading?
Show us what you were reading.
No.
Show us what you're reading.
No.
Just show us.
It's impossible.
All right, guys.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We've got an incredible show for you guys today.
It is a really good time and a really good season because there's a lot of mentally ill people.
We have our segments today.
We have Lol, Laugh Out Loud, which we're looking at the stupidity stuff.
We have our news-ish category.
We're going to be looking at some crazy news stories that are going to blow your socks off.
We have Ew, which is just things that are disgusting.
WTF, which are confusing, and then Hmm, which are our observations about certain groups of people that we're not allowed to talk about, but we can make observations and just say, hmm.
I'm joined in the studio by the lovely and the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
Thank you, everyone, for having me back.
Yes.
Love being here.
Well, let's just jump right into this for a second because as we begin, we're going to start with our segment on lol.
I thought this was really one of the funniest things that I had seen.
So, basically, this video to me, I wrote on Twitter that this video is a better critique of Western civilization in 2023 than any lecture by Jordan Peterson.
Like, this is hands down the best example of our culture.
And let's go ahead and let's watch it.
You shave your head bald to win whatever's in this mystery box.
Bald?
Mystery box.
Awesome.
No.
No.
All right, man.
But why don't y'all shave your head to win whatever's in this mystery box?
What's in there, bro?
I can't tell you, but it might be something good.
Might be a meat chicken.
It might be, I don't know.
You know what?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
You're down?
Yeah, I'm down.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
All right.
I think you're looking good.
Looks good.
Let's get it.
You ready to open it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, it's going to be something bad.
Are you serious?
Are you?
Like, I shave my head for that.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
A fucking quarter.
Are you serious?
That's how it goes, though.
I mean, you had a shot.
It looks dope, though.
I don't care.
I wanted my hair.
I wanted mine.
I got a quarter, bro.
I'm sorry.
Damn, that's just close.
Oh, no.
Oh.
That's just the basis.
Like, this is what our culture has become.
You walk up, you offer somebody something.
You don't even know what you're getting a part of the bargain.
This is the whole point of Western civilization.
Somebody's always saying, hey, if you just do what I say, you might get something good in return.
And then you listen to that person and you go, yeah, I'll do what you say.
And then you obey them.
You end up getting screwed.
You end up looking like this.
And then at the end of all of it, you end up with worse off than you started.
You end up basically just getting short changed.
No pun intended.
But can we just pause that for a second?
She is so – look at that.
That is so rough.
And that is what Americans look like.
Imagine this.
Like, that's what Americans look like today.
And that's what our civilization is.
Like, people died on the beaches of Normandy so that Americans could do this.
It's so, it's so sad because also she's just got now like blue splotches on her head.
So.
Yeah, how'd she look when we started again?
Where is that at?
It wasn't that much better, but still, hair does go a long way.
Hair versus no hair, I would still choose hair.
Right, me too.
So even though it was blue, yeah, she made a I would have, first of all, if it was a choice between my hair, I would never make that.
I wouldn't even go there.
That's not an option for me.
But I would have at least asked, well, would you let me hold the box and shake it before I commit to something?
Like, at least try some, you know.
At least try, right?
Or at least try, you know, make sure that you're not, it's like, oh, there's something in this box.
And if you just do this, I'll give it to you.
And you just go, oh, okay.
But without even trying to investigate, is it something that's going to be worth my while?
Just do a little bit of investigating is all you need.
Could take you a really long way.
Well, that's just the best example of America right there.
You sacrifice something that matters to you for an impossible reward.
And then when you find out that the reward is really just less than what you bargained for, you're the one who ends up being the bun of the joke there.
So I don't know.
I feel like that's what's happening right now.
Mental illness is taking over the country.
And I feel like there's nothing you can really do about it.
We have more in our segment in Lol.
We have a lot of funny videos.
So I also wanted to bring this up.
I'm so sick and tired.
You and I were talking about this.
Can we talk about this for a second?
Yeah.
So you and I were talking about a couple things.
So number one, how like sick you start to get of this stuff.
Like, you know, when you see videos like this, you just start to get sick of these people.
You see them now.
They don't matter.
They're insignificant.
They have mental illness.
And it's like, you know, we've been talking about TikTokers now for several years.
And I don't know what the point of doing it is anymore.
I don't know what the purpose is.
Because like, what the?
like what it's i thought this person would have went I thought we bullied him off the internet or her off the internet.
And now they're back online.
They changed their name.
That's where Queen Fetus came from.
From Fuzz, from Fuzzbean or whatever the name is.
No, this guy?
Was it the same girl guy?
Yeah, Queen.
Their name was... Queen Fetus.
No.
No, their name was King Baby.
Oh, yeah, King Baby.
And we called you Queen Fetus from King Baby.
This is where your name came from.
This is the origin.
So we've sort of come full circle.
But I haven't seen this video.
Right, right.
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It really does mean a lot.
But we were talking about this, about how this is absolutely where the state of things are.
Like, you know, they were trying to get us.
I was watching this video last night about how when will gay people be able to get equality?
When will gay people be able to get equal rights?
And I started to think about a lot of these videos to where nobody's even calling for rights anymore.
Nobody's even calling to get equality.
They're just calling for us to accept the newest form of mental illness that they invented today.
Right?
So nobody's like, hey, stop beating up gays.
Stop bullying gay people.
It's all like, like this.
Do you know the difference between a paraboy and a femme paraboy?
And you go, do you know the difference between the fact that you're not a boy, that you're a girl?
Do you know that you are probably statistically likely to be the greatest threat to yourself?
You're probably going to end up killing yourself one day, maybe, sadly, because statistically these people end up committing suicide.
It's a horrible thing.
Natural selection type of thing is horrible.
It's not good.
I don't like, you know, suicide's not funny.
It's not a good thing.
But these people are mentally ill.
They're not getting the help that they need.
They're being reinforced and then they end up killing themselves.
It's like, it's kind of sick, you know?
Like, realistically speaking, it's sick that we're basically pushing entire generations of people like with men and whatnot.
I don't know if you've seen that, but like there's like 30% of young men in the 20s are single.
They don't even, or I think it's 60% now are completely single and 30% have had no sex, which is kind of based.
But 60% of men in their 20s are single.
Throughout the entire 20s.
Yeah.
Well, just right now, at any given point, two-thirds of men are single.
Only one-third of women are not single.
But it's like, you know, men are isolated.
They're depressed.
We're making straight people isolated, depressed, and towards suicide.
And then if you're not straight, then we're also pushing you to suicide.
It's like they're trying to get everyone to kill themselves.
And remember, suicide is one of the top causes of death for people in their 20s.
So it's like, I feel like we're just pushing people to commit suicide.
That's how it feels like at this point.
Yeah, it does.
But I think that please, Gary on.
Watch out, Euros!
Yow!
Paraboy versus Demi-Boy!
People who identify as para-gender feel as though their gender is made up of a dominant gender and a minor gender or genders.
And people who identify as paraboy feel as though their dominant gender is male.
Well, their minor gender could be any gender and genders, but their dominant is male.
Versus people who identify as demi-boy who feel as though part of their gender is male and the other part could be any or multiple genders.
The only difference between paraboy and demi-boy is people who identify as paraboy know that their dominant gender is male.
While people who identify as demi-boy feel as though their gender is partly male.
People who identify as demi-boy may feel that part of their gender is male, but it doesn't necessarily mean that it is the dominant gender.
Versus people who are paraboy who know that their dominant gender is male.
Not every paraboy and demi-boy are the same as other paraboys and demi-boys.
And they may identify in any way that they want to identify.
But we look at our paraboy and demi-boy.
Fuck, I'm going to kill myself.
Why have to watch?
I don't know.
I feel like they're pushing me to suicide by promoting those kind of videos into my algorithm.
I just don't know why she's hanging out the window the whole time.
Like shouting to the neighbors or something, explaining to them that she hung out the window the whole time.
That was like part of her bit.
Yeah, I don't even.
I don't.
I think this person is like, this is like me if I gained more my weight back and also just happened to be a lesbian.
would love to be this person's neighbor and to just watch them like hanging out their window being and also the way she talks in such a particular way of like while they're minor gender but it doesn't necessarily mean it's so it's anime Yeah, it's like a children's show.
No, they do anime.
Like they go, well I want to go talk to you.
And they talk, they watch so much anime that they think that they're living in this sort of like alternate reality.
Like they, they, for instance, uh, we'll look at later in the show with this girl who's like, wow, look at me.
I look barely employable.
Like they don't, they're not trying to get ahead.
They're not trying to create anything.
They're uncreative people.
They don't have any self-respect or value.
They always look like they're about, you know, three weeks away from having a coronary, you know, heart attack.
Either A, from their vaccine schedule or B, simply from the fact that they can't, you know, stop eating McDonald's through Uber Eats.
I just don't understand who's enabling these people.
I feel like if this was my kid, I'd slap the shit out of them and be like, dude, you're not.
Stop acting like this.
Like, this is not...
Your kids shouldn't be allowed to watch anime or they turn into this.
How do you, how old do you think she is?
She obviously still lives at home.
She's probably 19.
Probably 19.
No.
18, I think.
I think 16.
No, it's on TikTok and they say they're an adult.
You can lie about your age on any.
Guys, what in the chat?
How old is this person?
I think 16.
I think 16.
I think they're still at home with their parents.
Oh my gosh, people are saying 22, 26?
Yeah, that's an adult.
What?
That's 100%.
I was saying 21, 30, 28.
She's 28, they said.
Unreal.
28 years old.
Okay, so I was even wrong in 19.
I knew she was for sure an adult.
I just thought she looked older because of the well, I thought she looked older because she looks like a butch lesbian.
You know what I mean?
Then I can't guess age.
Why do I look like everyone we make fun of?
Well, hmm.
I think the Lord's trying to teach you.
Why do I look like all the people that I say look retarded?
It's to keep you humble, darling.
Yeah, that's tough.
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Okay, so we got a few more in the lol segment.
Um, because, like, I was reminding, though, of, like, who's in charge.
What is this quarter that I just have sticking out here?
So bizarre.
Okay, I have no idea.
Um, I thought, I saw this, though, and I remembered, like, it all started.
Do you know who all this started with?
Um, James Charles.
Because they're all trying to look like James Charles.
Watch.
So if you go like this, look, it's like, so they try to look like James Charles, but it's like James.
Look, it's the same look.
It's the same haircut, the same eyebrow threading, the same smile.
No, it's the same.
Look.
Just fatter.
All right.
Try not to cringe, challenge.
Here we go.
Hi, sisters.
Hi, sisters.
Hi, sister.
Hi, sister.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Hi, sisters.
I don't.
Did you know that?
No, you didn't.
What?
I didn't.
I was small.
My phone thought I was a monkey.
James Charles.
I like James Charles now.
I like James now.
I'm a James fan.
I'm a James Charles now.
Unbelievable.
Oh, my.
Is that real?
He's getting canceled.
He's surely, they will not let that slide.
Oh, someone said, not my proudest fap.
Fap?
Oh my gosh.
What in the.
Can we watch that one more time, please?
That was unreal.
Hi, sisters.
Hi, sisters.
Hi, sister.
Hi, sister.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hi, sisters.
And I, and I'm demonetized.
Well, is this 100%?
Did he actually do that?
I think it's real.
I do.
I think it's real.
What?
It might be just a deep fake, though.
He's been canceled.
That can't be a deep fake, though.
That can't be a deep fake.
That's too real.
That's too...
Yeah, I...
Huh?
That's too real.
That can't be.
Yeah.
It says at James Charles on the TikTok, too.
I don't know.
James also.
James also hits on children.
So I think that's the worst part about James is the fact that he asked for dick pics from teenagers.
That's probably up there with his worst things that he's done.
I don't think this is up there like this is we'll just move on.
Moving on.
I have nothing else to say about him.
You really thought it was a little monkey?
I did.
I thought it was just cringe, and I was like...
But have you seen the monkey emoji?
Yeah, let me bring it up real fast.
Oh, my God.
So speaking of the devil, speaking of the devil, we're almost done with this segment, and we'll move on to some more serious stuff onto news-ish.
Can you guys let me know in the chat here?
So with these new segments, like Ew, Lol, all just the segments that are in there, should we start with news-ish?
Like, would you guys rather have the news first?
Put a capital N if you would rather have the news first, right?
Okay, like the news of the day.
Yeah, because I have this category called news-ish where we will be like discussing it pretty interesting stories.
I'm not going to be like out there going like, oh, you know, Biden did this, but I have like funny stuff, like good news.
I want to start with.
I'm not putting N's in the chat.
Do you want to do news?
They never even saw what the second option was.
You could do I's, which is I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, you don't put I if I don't know, N for news, I for I don't know, and G for good, like it's good the way you do it now, choosing it.
So N's for no, I's for I don't know, like I don't care.
You can do whatever you want.
G's for good.
It's the good the way it is.
Do you know what's the craziest possible?
You guys rather have news for the first 30 minutes and then go into some of the crazier stuff.
Is the craziest thing is before you even gave the other options of letters, they were already showing up.
Someone said Lameo.
Wow.
How is that?
Wow.
I'm saying N for news, I for I don't know, whatever, leave it, and G for it's good.
Good.
Leave it alone, right?
So that's what I'm going to say.
So this video here, what did you expect?
What show do you think you're watching?
What do you think you're on?
Takacha Predator.
So do you know where the Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wife?
That's the same guy?
Do you remember Takashi 69?
No.
Takashi 6ix9ine and that guy had sex and had a baby.
What?
Yeah.
Who's Takachi 69?
They gave their sperms to the donor.
Look at this.
This is my favorite clip of the week.
My name is Talia Faya, the one in Ali, aka Barbie.
Howard keep going out because homeless people keep coming over here, cutting some, whatever they're doing over here to get the copper to make their money.
And my thing is, people got kids over here.
People got stuff to do.
I'm on camera looking mess.
I didn't get to do my hair, my makeup, nothing.
Doc has $1,000 for a studio.
And y'all came to keep homeless people from stealing y'all damn copper.
Make it make sense, boo.
I gotta say, I actually really agree with this person.
I will give them the pronouns, the benefit of the doubt, with this person, because they're saying, hide your kids, hide your wife, because the homeless people are all up out here causing problems, trying to make money.
And I have to agree, from living in LA my entire life and growing up in the smack middle of this, moving you to the trenches of Hollywood when we first got together, I have to say, ultimately speaking, this is out of, they're out of their mind, and this is, this is, this person has a point.
And what I, what I think this is a critique when I said mental illness is taking over America, you know, we have a problem when this is the voice of reason in a neighborhood.
That, my friends, is a judgment on our entire country that this is the voice of reason in an average American neighborhood.
That is less of a critique of her or him and more of a critique of all of us.
Would you not say?
Yeah.
I think that would be safe to say.
But I don't know.
So all of it is a little bit bad.
I think it's a bad sign for America.
Because this isn't good.
This shouldn't be the voice of reason.
Because this person doesn't, I would say, probably doesn't have so much reason in a lot of areas of their life.
Yeah.
So.
I'm just out here sucking dick for crack, you know?
Shantae.
Shantae.
How do you do makeup with nails like that?
I don't know.
That's a guy, right?
Is that a man?
I have a hard time.
I think so.
I just don't know because I'm not.
I love the nails.
Like, who talks so much like this?
Well, because, you know, like, with Brittany Griner, some, like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of beautiful black chicks out there that have like feminine features or whatever, but there are some, like, Britney, like, there's some WNBA players that look like men.
Do you know what I'm saying?
They, like, genuinely look like dudes.
Okay, but I asked you about Britney.
Is that, is Britney actually a man?
I think Brittany Griner's intersex.
I think, I think I've discovered that.
Does anyone know that?
I know.
Yeah, because there's no adipose tissue in the boobs, and I'm pretty sure it's a man's body with a vagina.
Brittany Griner.
Women really are very flat-chested.
And I think especially very sporty women will be.
No, she has pecs better than mine, square breasts.
And there's ain't no testosterone going there.
All right.
Also, so speaking of activism, I think this is in the United Kingdom.
Individuals in the United.
Oh, yeah, this is.
Of course, this is.
Of course, this would be the United Kingdom.
Activists came in and they dropped paint all over the streets.
Usually we see them destroying artwork.
But they actually dropped paint all over the street to make a giant Ukraine flag in the middle of the highway in London in front of the Russian embassy to make a Ukraine flag.
Ah, like I gotta say this I don't know what to really think about this kind of stuff because on one hand, people assume that the Ukraine war is fake, which we'll look at in a little bit.
It's not fake in terms of the fact that it's not happening.
It's fake in the terms of the details about it are fake.
They're not telling you the truth.
The fact is that the average Ukrainian lives for about four hours on the front lines right now in Kharkiv, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if you how you pronounce that.
They're just ripping people, putting them to the front lines.
There's over 155,000 Ukrainians dead from the last reliable report I've seen from Turkey.
Because the U.S. doesn't have reliable reporting on this stuff.
We don't even care about accurate reporting.
But it's like they're just murdering young men and women and then everyone's like, stand with Ukraine.
Why don't you go fight in Ukraine if you care about these people so much?
Like, look at these people.
What's this going to do for the Ukrainians?
It makes them viral.
Activism is less about actually accomplishing something in the modern world and making a change as it is getting noticed.
But does seeing things like this, these activists go and they do this, does it make the public sympathetic to Ukraine?
Or now Ukraine's becoming a nuisance because now my car is ruined with paint all over it.
They make sure to put it's washable paint though.
So now you have to go pay for a car wash to get the paint off and then use more water and use soap and more carcinogens.
So therefore you're hurting the environment.
So what you end up having in some situations.
The money we paid to get our car washed, we could have donated that to Ukraine or something like that.
Right.
The money you spent on all of this paint, what could that have been used for?
Maybe to buy a Ukrainian soldier a pair of shoes or a sandwich or something like that.
But instead, you go and paint your own city.
You don't do a very good job of it, but you spend your day spilling paint on the roads for the reason of that's going to really help.
The people in Ukraine who are getting blown to bits and dying, they're going to appreciate this.
I really hope they see that and see these people care so much about us.
They just like spilled a bunch of paint all over the road.
Ah, they really care about us.
Maybe Zelensky will come and take a picture with our painted road.
Yeah, like, so the one thing that I don't understand the most about this, and that I think is the weirdest part, is that I don't know what activism does other than makes people hate activists and also it tracks on the internet.
Like I noticed today, and I've noticed a lot of things.
For instance, like YouTube algorithms have sucked the last several weeks.
They've just been horrible in general.
And you realize that there's quite a competition in the world to be viral, right?
People are, like, I've, there are people, and I mentioned this on, this is not everybody, but I mentioned this on Twitter the other day.
There are people who went to East Palestine, Ohio to go film stuff, which we don't even know the quality of the air.
We don't know what's going on.
We don't know if it's safe there.
I would not go there.
But there are people who literally, that's not what they do.
And they saw people getting clout, got upset because their Twitters weren't growing as fast, went and got someone to send them to East Palestine to try to make it look like they cared because they wanted to grow their Twitters.
Which fuck it.
Your motives may be bad, but at least you're trying to do maybe the right thing.
I don't know.
But I just mean, people are so desperate to go viral that they pretend to give a shit.
And that's a lot of politics in general.
People are pretending to care.
One could say that that might even be what Trump did.
I don't know.
I think, you know, you can disagree with Trump and the vaccines and what he's done with Big Pharma, but still say, hey, it was a nice deed what he did, even if it was a photo op.
But it's like, I've watched people, like in this entire space, like the psychoist, craziest people, lie, cheat, steal, do whatever they can, say whatever they can, just because they're trying to get ahead and go viral.
And I've been, you know, I've been at the blunt of some of that stuff in my life before.
So I've seen it all.
So when you look at videos like this, you go, I mean, look, dude, if I've seen people destroy their, like try to destroy people that they've loved, that have given them opportunities.
I've seen people just completely risk their health for clout.
Of course you would go out and you would, you know, you want people to think you're doing good.
You don't actually want to be doing good because the people that I know that have tried the hardest to destroy people, the people that I know that went out there, are the shittiest people that have the worst lives that try really hard to make everyone think that they're good people when they're not.
It's like people who are doing something for Ukraine aren't spilling paint on the road.
They're probably in Ukraine or running an NGO or like trying to raise donations to give food or something like that, right?
People who like are good people or are doing good for this movement are not out trying to like destroy other people.
If you're successful, you're not like trying to take people down.
You're just trying to live your life.
So it's like these people, these activists, the feminists, the homosexuals, all these people, these weird environmental groups, they're all fucked.
They're everywhere.
And they're all about being viral.
Like, that's just what this is.
Like, it's about attention and about getting people to look at you.
And that's all it really is.
It's what activism is.
It's like that.
You think they throw paint on the Mona Lisa because they really care about oil?
No, they just want to go viral.
And they want to be talked about on this show.
Big attention.
Yeah.
Talk about big pharma and big food.
How about big attention?
That's the biggest problem.
Narcissism is the biggest problem that people have today.
Genuinely, authentically.
It's pretty disgusting.
And it's so easy to get attention today with social media that now you have to go bigger and crazier to get attention.
Yeah, someone said that this might have been the car wash industrial complex that was saying that out.
No, but it's a good idea.
But it is, but it is remarkable.
It is.
people get arrested like does the surely you can't no it's london mate It's a big UK.
But surely you can't just go onto a road.
Big ups and pour paint on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can if you're doing it for the environment environment.
People is paint good for the environment?
No, it's washable, though.
Whew.
It's big and it's big.
It's big.
But big narcissism is why people really do it.
So we'll just do a we'll just spend all this money to paint to spend so much paint to put it on the road as for it to rain the next day or the next hour and it'll all wash away.
I can't wait to get the bite on my road.
The Britishes.
Oh, they make me lol.
All right.
We love them.
Yeah, we love them.
The Britishes are my top favorites.
Black Britishes.
Bro, mate.
Hey, bro, what you walking around here, mate?
All right.
Here we go.
This is the last video in the segment of lol.
I needed some segment details.
I got to get on that.
Okay.
I thought this was interesting.
I hate this guy.
We all know him.
And I don't like to put him on the show anymore.
But I did think this was an interesting video because the messaging, I look to these people as the canaries in the coal mine for what the message is, like what the next one is going to be.
There's this other guy that's really good friends.
I've been following him for years.
He became good friends with Sam Smith, and he also became good friends with Demi Lovato.
And when they first came friends, Demi and Sam were both pretty normal.
This is an Indian guy?
Yeah.
Alok.
Alok, Lok, Pococo.
Something or other.
He's got a big Instagram account and he's all about gender, whatever.
After they started hanging out with him a lot, Demi Lovato became, what did she become, bisexual or something?
Shaved her hair, became like all kinds of...
That's just when she's drunk.
I think she's non-binary.
Oh, non-binary.
That's right.
And Sam Smith, we've all seen what happened to him, but I've watched a lot of celebrities become friends with this guy, a Lok.
And they're all, it's all intertwined.
They're all friends, all these people here.
Right, but this was a weird messaging.
I thought this was very strange.
Listen to this.
Men fear me.
Not all men, of course, but I'll go into a restaurant and women will be like, I love your shoes.
You know, very.
Okay, so let's a case also against the irrationality of women in general.
Yeah.
Let me ask you a question, Elijah.
If you felt like you needed to protect me or whatever, protect someone, and this man came up to you and a huge, big, strong masculine man came up to you and you knew you were gonna have to punch and beat up one of them, which one would you be more afraid of beating the crap out of?
Oh, I'd gouge out his eyes with his tampons, with his expired tampons.
I really would.
I would just take the literature.
But it's like, well, what does he mean by men are afraid?
Because I don't think that any man would be afraid if this guy was coming up and being aggressive.
I don't think any man would be afraid to get it.
This is the kind of person I wouldn't even make contact with.
I'd just take off my shoe, go, what?
Your thong?
Yeah.
I'll just slap with a shoe.
Well, that's why it's like, oh, and women should vote.
And women say, good, you go, girl.
You've really got this.
Watch this.
And men will be like, what?
Did someone walk in?
I'm not looking.
I'm not gay.
And they'll just have this implosion.
And this, I think, is why the world would just still.
Okay, well, first of all, if you're trying to not be noticed and not stand out, try not dressing like a nine-year-old at her dance recital.
That's probably a good place to start.
It's like you got halfway dressed for your third grade show at the local elementary school.
This is something that I would imagine my daughter would wear and probably would probably not even want to wear after she turned 13.
I mean, this person literally looks like a piece of bubblegum half chewed up and then spit out on the floor with its wrapper half around the tip.
It's pretty ridiculous.
Plus, you've got the beautiful colored lipstick that's like six-year-olds get into like their mommy's lipstick drawer and look good.
And the balding, can we just talk about the balding too?
The receding hairline, which I don't care about, but it's like, dude, this is like a middle-aged man, a middle-aged man who says people look at you and feel like, oh, I don't want to look at you, I'm not gay.
More hair on his chest than on the top of his head.
Bro, we're not, no one's not looking at you because they're gay.
Like, oh, the men, oh, the men are so afraid they don't want to look at me because they might feel gay.
No one, not even the women who are saying, oh, I like your shoes, actually want to look like you ever.
There is, I, I would like to get all people in the world and say, hey, would you like to look like this person?
And ask every single person in the world.
And there would be a few people I wouldn't ask, but most people I'd ask.
And I think everyone would say, no, I wouldn't like to look like this person.
Well, I think that what it is, is I think people are trying to basically, the chat said, one of the chat people said that it's like trying to say, dude, you look retarded without having to say it.
Like, ooh, like, I don't really want to say that.
Oh, like the men.
Yeah, like, dude, bro, you look like a retard, but I don't want to say that.
Sadly, largely run by men, wants to destroy trans people.
They said that society is sadly run by men.
It's because of our power.
You're a man.
Men?
Wait, their power?
How about spending 36 hours without your injectable hormone suppressants?
How about that?
What if I took you off estradol for like 72 hours?
How much power would you have left?
I love this.
The old thinking, like, like I just made a point.
Booyah.
Actually, you would have more power if you weren't trans because all these hormone suppressants and blockers, if you actually stop reverse them and stop using them, you'd probably gain some of your muscular dystrophy or atrophy that happened probably would start reversing and you might end up having your muscle density increase.
Why would he give up his power as a man when if he had power as a man, he would have more influence, change, more money, more whatever, because he's a man.
But why would you give that up to become a woman, kind of?
Or like something in between.
And then complain about the men having power.
Well, it doesn't make sense to me.
Remember we talked about that only single women have superpowers?
We have to add something to our list.
Trans women have superpowers.
Oh my God.
What?
Oh, don't show it on the screen, but look in the locals chat.
What?
I can't see anything.
Oh, just like the most recent picture.
I don't know what it is.
Is it gross?
It's disgusting.
I don't even know if that's a real thing.
Oh, no.
We can't show that on this.
I know.
I just, but my favorite.
That's the fake penis.
We'll show it on Rumble when we get off when we get off of here.
That is like.
Oh, yeah.
Don't.
That is, that is up there with disgusting.
That is so gross.
Okay, so that's that segment.
I need to start making the segment shorter because I realized we can go forever on the segments.
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Okay, so that's enough of the segment of there.
I do want to, let's go into news-ish.
Let's go into news-ish.
We need a segment, so I can hit this.
So I need to remember this because this is kind of a new show.
We've only been doing this show for a couple months.
And I need to remember to maybe just three or four things per, like just three things, maybe three videos per like topic.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Three or four, because it's like 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes.
Let's just get into the news-ish for today.
I do really like, this is one of my favorite stories that I've seen recently.
This one's so good from Yahoo News.
A cardiologist, let's put this up here.
A cardiologist warns more people in their 20s and 30s are showing up with heart attacks and heart disease.
This is the cardiologist, Dr. Jim Liu, the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center.
This is a real story, and it actually is cracking me up because Jim Liu is a cardiologist at Ohio State University.
Let me close this.
He explains why heart disease is on the rise among young people.
Do anyone in the chat want to take a guess why heart disease might be on the rise in people in their 20s and 30s?
I think people, I think it has to do with sleep positions.
Yep, you're right.
Yeah, okay.
Several studies indicated that young people are dying from heart attacks at a higher rate than the past.
Sedentary lifestyles, vaping, poor sleep, and chronic health conditions might be behind the trend.
Wow.
How did I guess that?
Poor sleep positions.
Poor sleep.
Vaping, guys.
Vaping is causing heart attacks in 20 and 30 year olds, which is why you should get pixetine.
This is so interesting.
It's crazy that human beings have been sleeping since the beginning of history in every different kind of position, but only now it seems to be causing an issue.
So that's so interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I know.
I don't think it could be any other reason.
Dude, that's so gross.
So how did he figure that out?
He just asked people how they were sleeping.
I don't.
Yeah.
This is just so great.
So what's the solution then?
Okay, so the solution is, if you go to this, though, he said basically here that the heart problems on the rise among an unlikely demographic of young people, people 25 and 44 have experienced nearly 30% increase in heart attack deaths since the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic.
A 2022 study conducted by Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles suggested another study from Johns Hopkins published in 2018 that reviewed 28,000 hospitalizations for heart attacks over a 20-year period found that the rate of heart attacks for women aged 35 to 54 also increased, even as the overall mortality rate for the heart disease decreased.
Heart disease is an umbrella term that encompasses heart health problems, including heart attacks, irregular heartbeats, or other damage to different parts of the organ.
So long story short, it looks like that there is a problem here.
And it looks like, legitimately speaking, heart attacks are on the rise.
We have heart problems overall increasing, but it's from vaping and poor sleep.
This is kind of in a sad position, right?
Well, I guess I'm fine then because I don't vape and I sleep really easily.
So I think I'm safe.
Yeah.
Next story.
Next story.
Someone said, save us, Elijah.
This is this us.
So here we go.
So then let's go to the next news story.
Apparently, so Stew Peters put up a video that is showing all of this.
This was from the Russian government, by the way.
I verified this.
But it was from the Russian government showing how they've been recovering from the war efforts by showing all those famous damaged pictures that we've seen of the buildings that were exploded, all the ones that keep circulating on the internet.
In Ukraine?
Yeah, that show that it's exploded.
And they were showing how they've fixed all the buildings.
Dang, already?
But it's weird because it also doesn't just look like they repaired.
It looks like nothing ever happened to them.
It's really, tell me if this is not the weirdest thing you've ever seen.
Is there a sound?
Okay.
Okay, so in the middle of a war, like in the middle of conflict, they fixed all the buildings that were the ones that circulated in, on, around.
So like every single building that like these are famous buildings.
They're famous pictures that were there This is defense of Ukraine.
So every spot that we've seen where the where the buildings were destroyed They've repaired in less like six months.
They've repaired all of the buildings.
Wouldn't you wait till the war was over or something?
Like I don't think you would start repairing your buildings in the middle of a war.
I'm not a war expert, but it also seems like that's unlikely.
It seems like these might have been not real pictures.
I think this might have been fake.
Do you think the broken down ones are edited?
That's possible.
These might be fake, you know, CGI.
They might be fake.
Look at this.
How did they fix everything?
They're like, look, the rebuilding effort's gone forward.
We've really done this in our war.
And I go, this looks like it's like you, that come.
Oh, come on.
Dude, you blew up the side of a building like that.
Oh, like, are you kidding me?
Look at that.
Boom.
It's like back to normal.
Looks better than normal.
Like, that doesn't even look like they rebuilt it.
It just looks like it's like an old house and how it's been forever.
That is so weird.
That is so strange.
I don't know.
It's from the you and it's a girl's hand with like pink nails.
Look.
Look at this.
Look at the hand.
It's like some hot girl's hand with like a pink nail.
Or it's like the Zelensky.
Zelensky might be a cross-dresser.
We've seen that.
That's Zelensky's hand.
Isn't it just make you question everything when you see things like this?
Like, look, we're still rebuilding in the middle of a war.
And you're like, where is this one picture that's like the craziest one?
Yeah, this one.
Bro, they blew up the building.
And then now it's just like, turn up the fire.
I am trying to show us.
The world is hot.
Look at this.
Everybody, everybody knows.
Like, it's like the gas stations rebuilt.
Like, look at this.
Oh, my God.
It feels confusing because the music is like so positive.
As if this is like, look how well they're doing.
I don't know what this is So is this real or is this fake?
I don't understand.
So, I don't know.
So I just don't.
I don't understand if this is fake.
I don't understand what it is.
I don't understand what's going on.
So that's just weird.
That's just so weird.
I don't even get this.
I have no idea what this is.
I have literally, I don't understand this video.
I don't know what it means.
All I'm going to say is everything is propaganda.
That's all I meant.
And people believe this.
I don't necessarily think this is real in any means.
Like, I don't think this even makes sense.
But it is super weird.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
But I did see that it was being shared by people that were very prominent and they were trying to say that they were rebuilding.
It's a very weird video, right?
Very, very, very weird video.
Do you know what I'm saying, though?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you not know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
So obviously the video is fake.
Obviously, they didn't rebuild stuff.
Obviously, something's really messed up.
But whatever this is being shared, it's being shared by real pro-Ukraine accounts.
I just have to clarify that.
I don't believe that this is real.
I don't believe that we're literally seeing that they've repairing the country.
I just think that everything's fake.
Like, this video's fake.
Everything's fake.
Like, what are we supposed to believe now?
Like, there's not a, I haven't seen a single real video from the country, right?
Have you seen a single real video from the country?
To be honest, I haven't really been paying attention to what's going on in Ukraine.
I just, a lot of people are dying on the front lines, and then people make these like deep fake videos, and it's being shared by real accounts.
I want to remind people of this.
Like, respectable people out there are sharing this and promoting that Ukraine is rebuilding.
And it's clearly not even a real video.
This is getting worse.
It's clearly not even real.
It's like CGI or like it's Photoshop or something.
It's like they just Photoshop.
I think they reversed the pictures maybe.
But why?
Maybe they reversed it, but it's funny.
It's funny, but it's not because over 155,000 people are dying.
So I don't understand.
I don't get it.
But why would they try to make a video that's like, look, Ukraine is rebuilding all these wonderful things when at the same time we're sending more funding because the war seems like it's getting worse.
Do you know what's crazy?
The only reason why I thought this was crazy was because it's like, it's either A, either the buildings weren't bombed and this is fake or they swapped the pictures before and after.
However, you would be surprised about there's actual like the defense of Ukraine and people are actually sharing this like it's like supposed to be real.
So I don't know what this is.
All I'm going to say is I feel like everything's absolutely fake.
Yeah, I think so too.
I don't believe anything.
I don't believe anything that anybody says.
Yeah.
All right.
I just thought that was weird.
I thought that was a weird thing because I see all these pro-Ukraine accounts being like, look at, yeah, they're rebuilding.
And you're like, I don't think this is real.
Elijah, is the war getting worse?
That's what I'm told.
Wait, listen, it is getting worse, and I'll tell you why it's getting worse.
Here's one of my favorite things.
I read an article the other day that said, oh, the Ukraine war, the Ukraine is like about to push back.
They're about to win.
And I literally tweeted out.
I always tweet this out.
This means we're about to find out some big news that they've lost something.
And then I just read yesterday that Ukraine lost a bunch of territory in the south and the east.
They lost a bunch of territory.
And Russia's about to do a major offensive against them.
So they've lost a bunch of territory.
They've lost a bunch of men.
And they're about to be besieged by Russia.
So I just feel like it's just kind of funny because everything about Ukraine is fake and gay, but people are actually dying.
So that's why it's not funny.
I don't think the war is actually fake, but I think all the videos we see are not real.
Does that make sense?
Speaking of that, our president, this is one of my favorite things.
I want to read this to you real fast before we even look at the video.
So Biden was on his way.
He was on his way.
He's in the White.
I think it's the White House lawn or right there in Washington, D.C., I think.
And he was asked, are you planning on traveling to East Palestine?
And then Biden said, at this point, not.
I was, I did a whole video.
I mean, you know, what the hell on Zoom?
All I can hear every time I think of Zoom is that song of my generation, Who's Zoom and Who?
No.
Stop.
I was not.
I did a whole video on the, you know, the Doom?
Zoom?
Dude, all I can ever have to think is really that going in my direct who's Zoom and who?
The answer is that I had a long reading of my view of what they're doing.
And I was only there two hours after the turn.
Two hours.
I talked with every single major cigarette, both nine, both international views, and everyone's family, Ohio.
Because the idea that we're not engaged is just simply not good.
We before I was having a report to our speech.
I do love, I do absolutely love that quote, though.
That quote makes me super happy.
At this moment, not.
I was.
I did a whole video.
I mean, you know the what the hell on Zoom.
All I can hear every time I think of Zoom is that song of my generation, Who's Zoom and Who?
Is that a song?
I've never had it.
So what someone said is I think that video was played in reverse, the one that we watched before on the Ukraine.
They might have reversed the video so that it was actually showing the before and afters.
You know what's even funnier about that?
I have no idea if that video is a deep fake or it's reversed or what it is, but it's being shared by such large accounts that are pro-Ukraine in showing the efforts that that's all I have my conclusions are from it.
It's obviously something's fucked up about it.
It's obviously not real.
Something's like not real about it.
Seems like Ukraine is a very peaceful relaxing place.
It's like it just, it's weird that the most viral videos from Ukraine turn out to always be fake or doctored or something like that.
So I, and that's why I want to know what's really happening.
Like, maybe when I've seen a few real videos from the front lines, and it's just like men getting slaughtered on the street.
And that's what I'm saying is I don't think if we saw what was really happening at the front lines, we would be very happy.
And I have a couple friends that actually work on the front lines there.
Really?
Yeah, I just don't know.
He put a video up, too, on the front lines, and it just didn't look like there was any fighting.
So who knows?
There was some shelling, but no fight.
I haven't seen any videos.
I should hit him up and see if he'll come on the show.
He probably won't, though, to be completely honest.
I don't think he'll beam in from Ukraine.
American journalists.
He is American.
From big networks.
Yeah, he's from Fox.
Well, I guess that just shows how little I know about what it is.
But we don't see any of the footage, I'm saying.
Yeah, well, what?
It's unlike him.
I don't know.
I feel like I am totally unaware of what's actually happening in Ukraine, except I keep hearing that the U.S. is sending more and more and more and more and more money to Ukraine.
Yeah.
And that things are getting worse and worse, and we're all going to get roped into this silly war.
Well, yeah, but speaking of this, though, with the crazy stuff is, I know a lot of things are taken out of context, but this clip really was pretty crazy.
So with the view, basically they're talking.
Remember I told you that I feel like people didn't care about East Palestine in the beginning when it first happened a couple weeks ago.
I don't think people are going to care about this because they're Trump voters.
It's a Trump district.
And Ohio's white Trump voters.
Yeah, so I just don't think they were going to care.
Listen to this clip, though.
This is absolutely insane.
A Joy Behar from The View.
And I hate, like, I hate myself for playing this, but she basically says they got what they deserved for voting for Trump type of thing.
Listen to this.
Because it seems to me that the Republicans are obsessed with this notion of the free market and they don't like a lot of regulations.
Because it means profit.
We can deregulate profit.
I know.
Part of deregulation is.
For example, there were very few plane crashes.
Thank God.
And that's because the industry is highly regulated.
We have to pay for regulations and safety standards.
Otherwise, where are we?
We're all going to go up in flames.
Norfolk Southern gives as much Democrats as Republicans.
It's a very powerful lobby that is trying to block regulation.
And this train, to Sarah's point, two miles long with two full-time employees and a trainee on it.
And they didn't wipe out the entire thing.
The last administration rolled it down to only one worker.
They happen to have two.
One thing I just want to say is I do think this was an unforced error by President Biden.
It was 20 days before we had Secretary Buttigieg go down, 10 days before he put out a statement acknowledging it.
This is Trump's country.
He won by 40 points.
He is a president for all Americans.
I believe that he needs to show that he is.
People don't know why they would ever vote for him.
Because somebody who, by the way, he placed someone with deep ties to the chemical industry in charge of the EPA's chemical safety office.
That's who you voted for in that district.
Donald Trump, who reduces all safety.
He did.
Voters saw something on the ground that probably resonates in a way that they're going to be able to do that.
That's the thing.
But they need to look past the photo options people and say, who's doing the job here?
Forget about the photo options.
Showing up as a bigger one.
I think this is Donald Trump's fault.
Yeah, they're saying like, you voted for Trump.
was against regulations so you basically donald trump's fault Yeah, they blamed Donald Trump and also blamed the people for voting for him, saying this is your fault for voting for Donald.
It just is what it is.
It is what it is.
Okay.
I do want to, there's a couple stories here.
But like, see, and what's insane, though, is I'm not even going to get into this.
I'll probably get into this on a show next week.
But it's like, they blame Donald Trump.
I don't know what to believe anymore because it's a story from The Independent, which is how Israel protected a concentration camp boss back in the day, the country.
This is from 1998.
I want to remind people.
And when I look at stories like this, I was just looking at some archives of how Israel is involved in facilitating and protecting a concentration camp boss.
It reminds me that we're not fighting a war like Jew versus Goy, Democrat versus Republican, black versus white.
It's not just a war as easy as people think, but there are actual families and people and groups that control the entire world.
Banks that funded both sides of the wars.
There are people of the ethnicity of one of the people persecuted in World War II that were funding the Germans.
So it's like 9-11 being an inside job, right?
It's like you have Americans coordinating and being a part of an attack on America, right?
I think the United States government, the CIA and Mossad had a lot to, you know, a lot of coordination with Saudi Arabia on that.
I mean, we'll find out.
But it's like you look at the world and you read stories like that, like how Israel protected concentration camp boss.
It goes on how they facilitated his protection for some global order thing.
The planet is really screwed up.
And really who's in power are large corporations and banks.
That's basically what runs the whole world.
You got big pharma.
You have big agriculture.
You have, of course, you even have big logistics and transportation.
And you have these czars in these countries, big oil, and also these banking families that are the banking clan.
They're in charge of everything.
And it's just fundamentally to remember that the ultimate interest is not just racial interest.
The ultimate interest is not just religious interest.
But the reason why, let's say, white people are becoming the enemy in the United States or straight people is because that's just who's in the way of them achieving their ultimate goal.
And they also hate Christians too.
They've always hated Christians and they hate white people, which I'm not going to get into on the show today.
But ultimately speaking, they have an ultimate larger plan.
And if you're white and you live in Ohio, fuck you.
You're going to die and you're going to suffer.
And they don't care.
They just don't care about you.
They really don't.
They sent Pete Buttigieg.
They sent him a homosexual man in a fluorescent vest.
Are they cleaning up East Palestine?
Not really.
Kind of.
Like, you would think that that would be something to act quickly on.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that maybe people should be evacuated.
Yeah.
Yep.
I would just say this.
Did you see the picture of the EPA going there and showing that they were all drinking the water from the tap and they're cheersing?
In the corner of the photo, you can still see the edge of a smart water bottle that's down.
They were pouring smart water in their cups and they forgot to crop it fully out of the picture.
Wow.
Why would they soy face?
Why are they pretending to drink the water because it's the world is screwed up because it's not if you knew what really happened?
If someone that lived there watched it and goes, oh, well, I suppose the water's safe.
Aye, yeah.
This is very scary.
I'm very sorry for everyone there and I'm not going to visit you.
Sorry.
Yes.
So we'll leave that there.
So now to just a quick on the E. We'll just go to this for a second.
We have another news story.
We want to go to the EU segment.
I just wanted to bring this up.
This was on the thumbnail.
And I don't know if I don't even know why I'm playing this.
But I did want to play this.
Oh.
My goodness.
I saw you looking at me from across the bar.
And I know you probably think that I'm like a super cute girl, but.
I wear diapers.
Are you ready to handle this?
You take this on.
Is that a nappy?
I think it's like a bulge protector nappy.
It's like a trash bag, right?
Yeah, that doesn't look like a real nappy.
It's a trash bag.
It's a diaper.
I guess that's with like tape.
Do you like the Seinfeld sign?
Can we just look at the room here?
They always are into these little Japanese toys.
See, that person's in anime.
Yeah, yeah.
The Japanese toys.
There's some, what else is going on here?
We've got, we can't zoom in for some.
It looks like headphones on the ground for a gaming system.
Of course, they use Amazon.
They're against big corporations, but they use Amazon for everything.
They hate corporate scrutiny.
And you know, they always have that old wood.
Like, why do they have two dressers?
Do you notice that?
There's a dresser and a dresser.
Why do you have two?
Oh, this is a vanity and a dresser.
And they have stuffed animals like they're children.
The room is cleaner than I would have thought it would be, though.
I'll be honest.
It's cleaner than I thought it would be.
Okay, I want to know: do you guys, as adults, still have stuffed animals?
I don't.
I don't have any stuffed animals.
I don't have any special toy from my childhood or anything like that from ever.
See, he takes a maddening.
It's a trash bag diaper.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't understand it.
That's just my, that's part of the Ew, right?
That's a segment just called Ew.
Where it's just like videos that make me just go, Ew.
There's a few more, actually.
So we're not done here.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Okay, this is.
No, this is gross, but this is not like gross, gross.
This is like one of these things.
So, like, you know, we talked about people needing to be pressing themselves to be viral.
Well, there's this, like, this woman to this video.
Let's just watch it.
This is three minutes.
We won't watch the whole thing.
Okay.
But let me just tell me what you think about this.
This is like a new type of content people are making.
And to me, it just goes in the Ew category.
Chicken raw.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're feeding the homeless.
They're feeding the homeless?
Chicken seasoning?
This was the way that they could do it.
No.
And the butter.
My family's recipe.
Ah!
parsley flakes.
Now for the fun part.
No.
Okay.
Yeah, that feels good nice and warm all right It's almost lunchtime.
I gotta hurry.
Where are we going?
We'll see.
oh it's cooked perfectly it's good stirring so we can drive with it in there haven't you heard of a food truck so this park tends to have a lot of homeless people okay yeah and hey hey look Is this a joke?
See?
So you just go up to them?
Yeah.
Here.
Is this satire?
Hey, man.
You hungry?
Do you need any food or anything, man?
We got 20 bucks.
20 bucks.
I mean, we don't have 20 bucks, but we have some ramen noodles we can give you, man.
Where?
You got ramen noodles?
Yeah, they're actually back in the truck bed.
They're fresh, they're hot.
We just made a ton of ramen noodles and we're just driving.
This is a joke.
Yes.
So just honestly, just sleep.
But that's not why I wanted to show it.
Take a scoop.
Here, we have a spoon for you here.
Cool.
Hey, yeah.
Give it a try.
Go back there and grab your money.
Just go back.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm going to hell for this because I feel like.
Oh.
It must be pretty good.
He's going for a big scooper.
Oh.
Oh, that's great.
Hey.
There you go, man.
Hey.
Hey, can I have a second bowl?
You want a second bowl?
Okay.
Yes, it's fake.
Okay, so it is 100% fake, but it does bring it up.
That's a terrible act, though.
Yes.
That's what I'm listening to.
Just why, why not actually give a humble noodle?
Why not?
A better video would have been just like, hey, we're going to make a truck bed versus a hot soup, and we're going to go to a place and we're going to serve people the soup.
I don't get what this trend is.
What did they do with all this stuff?
No, but like, okay, can I say this?
These videos to me are the equivalent of the videos that we started with, but in terms of food.
So like all these trans people and stuff making these TikToks, they're not real people.
They're not serious people.
They're like, they're like, it's just fake.
They're just faking it for attention.
Then a lot of people also share these food videos.
Like the number one saying from chefs on these videos is always like, yeah, people are just so creative, aren't they?
Because, like, I love how she steps into the ground first.
Watch, like, she puts on the bags on the asphalt and then goes in.
So it's the best place to get out of the way.
I don't understand the wasting the food thing.
Like, I don't understand wasting all this food.
Like, I don't get what the joke is.
And maybe I'm just like, this is not my level of humor, even though I'm childish.
Who got to eat this?
Nobody throw it away.
So they spent all this money on hundreds of packs of two-minute noodles, corn, and beans to put it in the back of their truck and then throw it away.
Yeah, but they're just really.
But made a video that made it seem like it was going to be full homeless people.
Yeah.
So no homeless.
So no homeless person was fed in the making of this video.
No, I got an idea for some content.
I got an idea.
I got an idea for a content.
It's going to be so funny.
Just you wait.
This is going to be so freaking funny.
Look, I got some seriously funny idea for a content.
Just wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got some seriously funny ideas for some content.
Okay.
Okay.
Take a truck and then we're gonna fill the truck with a bunch of food that we waste and then we're gonna then we're gonna we're gonna splat it in front of the Russian embassy and then shape it into the flag of Ukraine.
That's such a good idea.
Oh, the Ukrainians, they're doing so well because they rebuilt their entire city, but they're gonna be so appreciative of the two-minute noodle flag that we created for them.
Yeah, and like that's soda.
Speaking of like crazy women, can we just bring this up?
Can we just bring this up?
Were we speaking about crazy women?
Oh, they're always causing problems around everybody.
My knife is not, I'm not a special for that one.
But, like, why do they all look like this?
You know what I mean?
Oh, my.
It's a chin, isn't it?
Why do they all look like that?
Okay.
Yeah, I think I'm safe.
Hmm.
Yeah.
It's the teeth, the chin.
It's like that one guy said when that girl was like, oh, so I'm not a 10 out of 10.
I'm not a 10 out of 10.
How about how many guys I fuck, huh?
How many guys?
And the guy goes, even ugly girls can get laid.
But how many men have tried to marry you?
But to be fair, this girl was married.
Which one?
Oh.
The top right.
The other girl was like a Harry Potter kid.
This is the other one on the lower left.
You ever see those clips from her interviews?
The Trump girl interviews?
I only saw one thing on Instagram.
That girl in the bottom corner.
Yeah.
That was really weird.
I was confused about what she was saying.
She's on the jury.
She's the jury of your peers.
When they said, hey, you'll be judged in the judicial system by a jury of your peers.
She's on the jury of our peers.
Is this a regular girl?
Yeah, just like a normal citizen.
She doesn't work.
Nope.
Oh, dang.
She's like, Trump, I'm really excited.
We're going to, oh, I'm so excited.
We're going to have Trump.
We're going to indict him.
And I want to say, Mr. Trump, do you swear to tell the whole truth?
And I'm like, shit, man.
Like, if that's the jury, like, this is why with Derek Chauvin and stuff, if this is the jury that we're going to be dealing with in general, this is very problematic.
And realistically speaking, you're going to end up having this.
This is a legal lynch mob that you're going to be judged by because these people are not normal people.
I also want to ask you, what's going on here?
What's going on over here?
Somebody sent me this and said, what is going on here?
Wrong answers only.
Elijah.
I don't know what.
Someone said they got ants in their pants.
Elijah?
What?
What?
There's nobody in their skirts or anything.
They're just like normal.
They were just like, I don't know.
They guess they were like, there was a Pentecostal church meeting or something?
No.
Stomp.
That's what someone told me it was a Pentecostal church meeting.
Okay.
Everyone who watched that needs to repent right now.
It's not sexual.
It's not sexual.
I swear.
Please.
If you thought that was sexual, then you need to clean your mind.
Clean it.
Hey.
Hold on a second.
Let me make a phone call.
I'm going to call the broom company because they need some cleaners.
Okay.
Hello.
All right.
So what was going on there?
What everyone thought?
What everyone immediately thought was going on there?
Or something else?
Someone said, I immediately thought vaccine reaction.
That's what I was thinking, too.
No, stop.
Stop it.
Stop.
No.
It's a lie.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, please.
I want to get into this study right here.
A new Harvard study came out that literally is, study shows a higher sperm count in men who lift heavy objects.
We're going to get into this.
The what the fuck and also some of the hmm of what's going on, including discussing a video of a six-foot-six, 270-pound black student that pummeled a substitute teacher, a white substitute teacher over stealing a Nintendo Switch in our hmm segment.
But I'm going to finish the show over at Rumble.
So let me drop the link to the Rumble so we can just get in there.
Drop the link to Rumble.
Let's, because some of this stuff just gets weird and I want to discuss it.
So I'm putting the link there.
I'm going to give you guys a second to get over to Rumble.
One of you guys asked me, you said, hey, could you stop playing the F this video, F this shit, I'm out video one because my kids have been watching this week.
Oh, shoot.
Because your kids have been watching this week, as we move over, as we move over, I will play some different music.
So let's swap over there.
We're gonna throw all the kids out there.
I don't wanna find my waiting to get done Waiting for you.
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