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Feb. 23, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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	Well, in the world of it's too fucking funny, and it's only Wednesday, happy hump day, ladies and gentlemen.
	Sam Brighton, who was recently suspended on Twitter, the luggage thief, the non-binary luggage thief, as we call him in the real world, missed to steal your bags and all your genders, is back in the news today, apparently being caught in all of his selfies while serving in the Biden administration, wearing a black woman's dresses that were in the bags.
	This is a real story.
	We have so much to talk about as well as Trump was in East Palestine handing out Big Macs and water bottles while Biden was busy tripping upstairs again in Ukraine and giving billions of dollars to our foreign adversaries.
	We have insane people on CNN trying to implicate Trump and a lot more weird shit coming up on this episode of Nightly Offensive.
	This is approximately 10.30 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	And of course, you know why we're late because you know who my guest is, Flaudzilla and Mo.
	Let's get down.
	Somebody said we look gay, cringe, and retarded dancing in our seats before the show started.
	And I thought, why didn't I call my show that? Gay, cringe, and retarded.
	That would have been so much better than this.
	My guests today, I'll let them introduce themselves.
	We're a little bit fashionably late, but you guys don't care because we're busy being a melting pot.
	Guess who it is?
	Introduce yourself, my friend.
	The black guy.
	The Laudzilla.
	I'm going to change my name.
	That's what I was planning on doing.
	So the black guy.
	The white guy.
	I'm the white girl.
	And with the white girl.
	All right.
	What's your name?
	Give me your plug, though.
	What's your plug?
	At the Mo Show underscore.
	But how do you spell mo?
	Because with the what?
	The plug?
	Yeah.
	Oh, M-E-A-U-X.
	That's how you spell Mo.
	Okay.
	V-Mo Show underscore.
	You know, I still have our episode of Messy Christianity that I still need to release that hasn't released, as you know.
	It's been a very messy year.
	It has.
	It's a fit.
	We'll stay off that.
	Somebody's been having a very messy year.
	They've been a little bit under the weather.
	They've been having a bit of a difficult time.
	I don't know if you saw this, but this actually just came out.
	So you guys remember you had Sam Brighton, who was the non-binary luggage thief from the Biden administration.
	Can we just talk about this for a second?
	The last time we heard about this guy, he was the head of like the nuclear codes or the nuclear waste management for the Biden administration.
	So we have a guy named Peepee Butt who's more worried about getting in a train than actually solving derailed trains.
	You know, he's busy getting railed than actually fixing the ones in Ohio.
	And this is the guy in charge of our nuclear waste.
	I feel like we're being trolled, right?
	Am I right?
	Do you feel like that?
	It's like the sewer king runs the sewer.
	The waste man runs the waste management.
	He's a piece of trash.
	So it's representation.
	Yeah.
	Obviously.
	That's why he looks like Baraka.
	I swear.
	That's what I see when I see him from Mortal Kombat.
	Yeah.
	With the sheer swords in his hand.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Can we just talk about physiogamy check?
	Like, what I feel like, I feel like this is why I always am kind of against the LGBT community.
	Even if I was LGBT, I would be against it because they don't pick good representatives.
	Like, they just, they fall short.
	Like, you have, you had a lot of apparently they say 5% of the population are gay.
	I think it's 1% or less.
	I think 4% are just sexy college girls that tend to make out with each other when they're drunk.
	Yep.
	And flogzilla after too many bottles of Jack Daniel.
	One time.
	Now and then.
	It was one time in college.
	Oh, so I bake a cake once.
	I bake a cake once.
	And I'm not a baker.
	Oh my God.
	No, but it's funny because it's true.
	It was just one time.
	Yeah.
	Well, this is why.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Oh, yeah, come back.
	Come back to us.
	Come back to us.
	Yeah, she knows what you're doing.
	Just use the MacBook camera instead of the other camera.
	There you go.
	All right.
	I'll keep this off.
	Is she back?
	Oh, she's back.
	Wow, you're really white right now.
	Oh, no.
	We'll keep her off for a second.
	All right.
	I don't think we can do that.
	I think we have to.
	She's coming back in.
	She's coming back in.
	I don't know what happened.
	Open it back up then.
	This is Fogetto, bro.
	It's okay.
	It's all right.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's talk.
	We can.
	She's just a black circle, bro.
	It's Black History Month.
	Happy Black History Month, everybody.
	Happy Black History Month.
	Yeah, we're promoting OBS.
	All right.
	Let's just keep going with this.
	I don't mind.
	I don't mind.
	All right.
	So let's just jump into this, though, because we have this going on here with Sam with Sam Brighton.
	And I thought what was really crazy, I don't want to spend too much time on this.
	This woman came out named Ayahuasca Hyman or something.
	I don't know how do you say that?
	Do you know what's happening?
	I can't even read that for some reason.
	It looks like hieroglyphics to me.
	Oh, there we go.
	Okay.
	So I say, yak has I yik ham, sin.
	Ayahuasca hymen.
	Ayahuasca.
	Yeah, that's better.
	Ayahuasca.
	Yeah.
	I prefer it.
	It reminds me of your first time.
	So we forgot all about Sam Brighton.
	It turned out, you know, I didn't realize this.
	Sam Brighton got Sam Brighton got got uh got actually got uh um suspended on Twitter permanently, which I didn't know about that.
	I didn't know Sam Brighton was 100%.
	I don't know, but they got they got suspended permanently on Twitter.
	But ayahuasca Hyman came out and said, Are we having trouble that she really having trouble connecting?
	Are you really having trouble?
	I think I'm back in.
	I'm trying.
	Okay, so go to the gear and change the camera to OBS.
	Where you showing me before?
	Okay, hold on.
	Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby, I, I, I, fuck y'all.
	Like, ooh, ooh, baby.
	Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby, I, I, I, okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I'm sorry.
	That's what happens when you have woman talents.
	I have no idea what I'm doing on this thing.
	When you work with women, this is what happens.
	Well, I can tell you this, from my experience, a lot more can happen.
	But yes.
	But let's just say it comes with a lot of bullshit and a lot of unnecessary problems that could have been avoided.
	All right.
	Well, ayahuasca hyman, we're back in, Mo.
	We're back in.
	Ayahuasca Hyman was like, my name is ayahuasca hyman.
	I'm Tanzanian fashion designer.
	Very cool.
	Based in the Houston, Texas, in Texas, USA.
	I lost my bag in 2018 in DCA, which is Ronald Reagan, by the way, in Washington, D.C., the airport.
	And I heard the news on Fox News about Sam Brinton.
	The luggage issue, surprisingly, I found his images, wore my custom-made outfit switch, which was lost in a bag in 2018.
	So apparently, this girl, and we're going to go into this and verify this.
	This gets really dark and really crazy.
	I think this is just funny.
	So she's a custom Tanzanian designer, which is why this is important.
	And this is not just like, okay, someone happened to bought the same dress.
	She came out today just to speak of the clown world that we're in.
	It's a curtain, but I get it.
	Yeah.
	But she designed this curtain and she claims that he was stealing it.
	And we're going to see if we actually believe this.
	I think so far from what I've seen, it seems true.
	It seems real, right?
	It's the exact.
	It seems very real.
	By looking at it, just from looking at it, it seems real.
	We would have to know if they were actually like, if there's another one of those, then it's a lie.
	If we see a second one of those, then it's a lie.
	But if it's only her and him with it, then it's true.
	It's absolute facts.
	Yeah, this is okay.
	This is where it just gets weird.
	So when you go down on the thread, right?
	She has another dress that she designed right here, which is with the.
	That's pretty nice.
	I'm not Nigerian, but I'm Tanzanian.
	Dude, he's wearing this.
	Wait, where is it?
	He's wearing the same thing.
	Oh, my goodness.
	He cut it up.
	Did he cut that up?
	Did he cut it?
	It looks like he cut it.
	He looks like he's wearing the Technicolore dream coat, but bloody or something.
	I cannot believe this real life.
	Yeah, look.
	Look at it.
	It's the same thing.
	It's the exact same dress.
	Oh, he had a field day with her suitcase.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	There's no way he happens to just have.
	There's no way he just happens to have multiple dresses with the same patterns as a custom dress designer that had her luggage stolen in Washington, D.C. in 2018.
	I feel like this is an impossible coincidence.
	And you do if he does that once, he does it more than once.
	If he steals someone's luggage, for sure.
	Well, yeah, and Mike Cernovich was like, was verifying that this was actually real.
	He was like, okay, yeah, I found the original post in 2018 to confirm that it wasn't Photoshop.
	Sorry this happened to you.
	We truly live in strange times.
	And I feel like it's definitely a difficult season when you have to remind Tanzanian immigrants.
	By the way, the evil guy from the Austin Powers movies might be stealing your custom dresses at the airport and you might see him wearing them multiple, multiple times.
	This is just a weird shit.
	I don't even know if anyone's interested in the story.
	I thought it was funny and I thought it was interesting.
	It's crazy.
	We live in a crazy time.
	Did he work at the airport or was he just at the airport and just grabbed someone's luggage?
	Well, have you ever been to, have you ever been to DCA?
	I've never flown.
	Okay.
	You've never flown?
	Yeah, he has.
	I'm just joking.
	He has like four times.
	I thought that's what you're going to ask me if I've ever been to an airport.
	But not that airport.
	Yeah, you're not that real.
	You're not that kind of criminal.
	Those are the Muslims.
	I'm not worried.
	Well, I just started going on planes a couple years ago, so maybe I am.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	No.
	No, but look at this.
	It got even weirder because since someone was going through and people are resurfacing pictures of him, right?
	And he looks like a kid.
	That's how he got his wardrobe.
	He just went to the airport and jacked luggage, and that's where his clothes came from.
	Huh?
	He looks like the Coneheads.
	Bro, I feel...
	It's wild, though, too, because they literally go out, steal genders...
	They steal and appropriate culture.
	I find it to be so cringe, guys.
	Like, I was watching, there's this, you know that one guy that carries TikTok?
	He's a black food reviewer, and he has kind of like, and he's always interviewing and making people's.
	Okay, like.
	He just like made the pizza place or like that restaurant.
	He got a mad business.
	They're about to shut down.
	Yeah, he got it.
	Yeah, so he's doing a lot of good.
	But like, I can't handle anyone in today's culture because even he was like, even though he's really cool and reviews places, even I watched some video from him yesterday and he's like, I'm trying to be careful when I buy people's food because I don't want to appropriate their culture by like not appreciating their food correctly.
	And I go, like, dude, what do you mean appropriating the culture?
	Spitting it in the owner's face.
	That shit's annoying.
	That's what I'm going to do.
	Right, but I'm saying, like, how could you be against appropriating culture, which I think is a bullshit idea, the fact that you can take the culture, but then you look at this and this is not an appropriation of biological sex.
	How is this not disrespectful to women if you can eat fried pork and not know how it's supposed to be prepared and suddenly you're appropriating Asian culture, but you look at something like this and suddenly this is totally normal.
	Like, and then you're like, let's get this guy new ear codes.
	Literally, like, let's just push back like that.
	Like, he's walking with his chest out and no chin.
	Damn.
	That's me with cancer.
	Oh, my God.
	The shirt is nice, though.
	Like, I'm not going to lie.
	He's making it look good.
	That's not nice clothes.
	He's not wearing it.
	Nothing is good.
	He has the shape for it.
	The lady who was wearing it was a wall.
	You said he has no shape for it?
	Okay.
	No.
	No, so it was one time, Flaude.
	one time or are we there's some remnants There's still some residue from it, from the experience.
	Residue?
	Yeah, I have some experience with it.
	No, but I love this.
	I love this, though, because when you go down and someone's like, yo, is this yours?
	Where did you get that from?
	Is also custom made.
	And it was on the lost bag.
	Oh my god, this lady just thought she lost her stuff.
	Bro like, what do you do?
	How do you handle this situation?
	I would want my back, so bad, huh, they're gonna call her a bigot if she takes it back because she got her stolen.
	Oh my god, it's such a useless story and it means nothing to the, to the, to the frame of the world, but I can't help but enjoy it.
	Um, let me see yeah, yeah.
	And then I, like Grand Old Memes, put up this meme which I thought was pretty priceless.
	Like I just, I just appreciate a good, a good classic uh, a good classic meme here.
	And he was like it was like, um, where is it?
	It's classic.
	Oh my god, look at the shoes, bro.
	He's in the mohawk.
	He got a magic mode.
	This is crazy.
	The world, this is wild.
	It's.
	Crazy, but it's like.
	It happened so quick.
	I feel like we got to this level so quickly.
	I never would have thought we'd be doing this right now.
	Yeah, with like dudes in the government stealing clothes, getting arrested.
	Like yeah, this is like it's, like it's I don't even know the word for it.
	He's so happy.
	It's insane, it's literally insanity, and we're chilling.
	We're just like yeah, another bag stolen.
	That's why I don't leave it's me.
	Look, he looks like slow Matt Damon.
	He does.
	Yeah dude, he do.
	You know what he looks like?
	He looks like the Bully in every movie from the 90s.
	Like, doesn't he?
	He looks like the kid from the Bully game.
	If you've ever played bully on on Playstation yo, he really does.
	He looks like the character from the video.
	Guys, this is absolutely, this is absolutely rain, absolutely a useless, an absolutely useless uh story that we'll we'll change subjects here for a second.
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	So, I have no idea what that story was.
	I just wanted to lead with that because we can get some real stuff.
	Some real stuff.
	Yeah, isn't it simulation shit?
	Like, I'm speaking to a demon guy with face tattoos and his wonderful is wonderful, lovely girl about a guy that steals Tanzanian women's dresses.
	And I'm in Australia, and I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
	Is Tanzania?
	Yeah, Kez is from Tanzania.
	My wife's from Tanzania.
	Isn't she?
	Yeah, literally.
	That's I just remember rappers saying Tanzania in my head.
	I don't know where it was at, though.
	It's Das Racist.
	Okay, Tanzania.
	That was in Australia.
	I don't know where.
	No, that's Tasmania.
	Okay, there we go.
	That's what I was thinking.
	That makes sense.
	Tanzanian Death.
	That's close.
	Like, yeah, Tasmania is here.
	And actually, my favorite part about Tasmania is the white people went in and just like murdered every single Aboriginal person.
	And they have, no, no, because my favorite thing is they have, so they have no Aboriginal people.
	And then they like, but then they like recently went woke, like everywhere.
	And they like opened up some like, I saw some article.
	They opened up like an Aboriginal museum.
	And then they were like, it's so strange that this is the only place that we don't really have any Aboriginals, but we like are putting a lot of money into like commemorating their history.
	And I'm like, dog, you guys literally just like took them out.
	They snap.
	That's so bizarre.
	That's the definition of woke.
	That's what that is.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	Do you know why you don't have, like, I'm not even, I don't even care.
	I mean, it's war.
	Life is brutal, right?
	Shit happens.
	But it's funny, but they're like questioning.
	They said we don't have enough Aboriginal memories or enough Aboriginal respect here.
	And you're like, dog, because you guys killed them all.
	Ask yourself that.
	That's hilarious.
	I don't think the museum's going to help.
	Where is it?
	Tanzania?
	Tasmania?
	Tasmane.
	No, also, two weird, weird facts.
	Do you know what I hate too?
	That's what I hate about all this cultural appropriation stuff.
	I think it's so stupid.
	It's because, okay, so like when you look at New Zealand, the Kiwis, it's, you know, you, you know, you have like the islanders, right, that are like the Maori.
	Like everyone knows the Maori.
	And like even Disney's all into the Maoris and everything.
	But the Maoris also like came on the island and like wiped out the indigenous people and like replaced them.
	And then white people get in trouble for like not respecting the Maoris, even though they are respected.
	And it's like, that's why I always think white.
	Yeah, but white people always get held to some standard and their cultures that everybody else was living by.
	Like everybody had slaves.
	Everybody was conquering.
	It's from the beginning of time.
	White people were slaves.
	White people had slaves.
	Like this is not a new thing.
	You don't see any campaigns to like demonize the Maori people or, you know, somehow ban Moana because of, I don't even know if, was that Maori's?
	Was that what that was?
	It was Polynesian.
	I don't know what that was about.
	I've never seen that.
	I was like, I thought you knew more than I knew.
	So I was just like, they look Maori.
	I don't know what they're saying.
	Where's the rock?
	I think they are Samoan because the rocks in it.
	That's cultural appropriation if he played some.
	Samoans?
	If he's Samoan that played Maori, he's culturally appropriate.
	He is culturally appropriate.
	Yeah, no, but I just know that we get held to some weird standards when, realistically speaking, this is like, I mean, just go into a Boost Mobile shop in the hood and you'll see that people are violent no matter what their color is.
	It's like boost mobile ain't a place you have you ever been into?
	I drive by boost mobile.
	I never got boost mobile because I didn't want those problems.
	And like Metro is the new boost mobile.
	Metro PCS.
	That's a little boosty.
	That's true.
	Wait, Metro PCS is the new Boost Mobile?
	In our New Hampshire.
	In New Hampshire, Metro PCS is.
	That's who all the drug dealers and drug addicts say Metro PCS.
	Metro PCS replaced all the boost mobiles except for one back where we're from.
	Yeah.
	They came through and gentrified.
	I feel like this is our shit now.
	Bro, I always love.
	I was in a, what was I?
	was in some sort of oh yeah i was uh i've been i've seen a lot of boost mobiles get robbed like a lot of the stores They always go for the boost mobiles and the five belows.
	And that's what I've always noticed.
	Like, why is the looting always taking place?
	Like, dude, bro, I'm going to go loot a Lamborghini dealership.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, go steal Lambo.
	Why are you stealing off-brand toilet paper?
	LA got it right.
	They be robbing Apple stores and Louis Vuitton stores.
	Portland, too.
	Yeah, they know what they're doing.
	They smashed the glass and robbed Apple.
	I'm like, yeah, I just wish people were better at this.
	Let me swap subjects here.
	So let's start with something important, maybe just for the middle of this.
	I don't think we need seven.
	Only this one, though.
	Yeah.
	Former President Donald Trump.
	So the president arrived in East Palestine today.
	Can we also come to an agreement here?
	Is this Palestine or Palestine?
	I heard Palestine every single time.
	I heard Palestine.
	Why Jeffrey Palestine every time?
	I don't know what world I'm in.
	I think, I don't know.
	I think I've heard both, actually.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, Palestine or Palestine?
	We'll say Palestine, just to separate ourselves.
	You know what I mean?
	Palestine.
	Wouldn't it be E-I-N?
	It is I-N.
	E.
	Yeah.
	That's Palestinian.
	Yeah.
	Palestinian.
	East Palestine.
	I don't know.
	It sounds Jewish.
	Yeah.
	Goldstein.
	East Goldstein.
	So basically, no one knows what's going on here in Ohio.
	The government lied in another environmental disaster.
	Can we also bring up the fact about the government not caring about the environment that it's like they okay?
	Oh, I can't get over this shit.
	It's been three years and I'm still mad about paper straws.
	Like we blew up the Nord Stream pipeline, releasing like metric tons of greenhouse gases into the environment.
	They take their private jets into their climate change meetings.
	And then they, of course, you know, you even have what's going on here.
	We're giving over $100 billion to Ukraine to fuel a massive proxy war.
	And they tell us that we have to use paper straws, which cheapen the experience of life because a turtle, I think it's propaganda because a turtle got a straw in its nose.
	Sincerely, fuck you from all of the shredded paper straws that I've drank from while I'm out in public.
	I feel like they're just getting shit on and they're intentionally trying to cheapen our life and mock us.
	They make us hamsters.
	Yeah.
	Don't you feel like that?
	It's intentional.
	They do one thing and then they blame something else.
	And then they make us stupid.
	And then it feels like we are being molded into an amorphous lump of clay, Cray.
	Cray Clay.
	That's what it feels like.
	They want us to all just be the same, be in our hamster cages, our pods.
	We're not going to leave our house.
	I feel like I'll go deep enough to say that live streaming is a part of the agenda.
	I think all of it is.
	I think they don't want us to leave our house.
	I think they want us to make content for them.
	They want us to tell them what we like so and they can just predict everything we do and then whatever else they're going to do with that.
	Like the, what is that?
	The 15-minute house, I feel like that was happening before.
	I knew that was going to come.
	The 50-minute cities where they're locking us all down into our zone.
	That's going to be everywhere.
	But what's crazy, though, about this with him visiting is I think, I feel like all of the DeSimps, right?
	The DeSantis simps, like people that were out there, it's so disingenuous to me to be taking a strong position for or against Trump or DeSantis.
	It's like 2000.
	It's February.
	Like, go out and sit down as well.
	Yeah, can we chill for a sec?
	It's on purpose.
	These people buy right into the, as soon as they say, hey, it's Trump against DeSantis, everyone automatically picks a side, even though that's put there on purpose for that reason.
	Well, yeah, and like, and like, look, dude, like, this is, this is great, right?
	This is good PR.
	I mean, I don't really care what your motives are.
	I don't really care what your motives are.
	Oh, my God.
	Your camera again?
	You look like a scary horror picture right now.
	Do you guys have an EOS utility app on your computer?
	Because that's probably what it is.
	It's probably just like shutting off after like 10 or 30 minutes, right?
	Oh, it's plugged into the cam link.
	I think what needs to happen is we need to update OBS.
	But actually, I just thought about it.
	You don't even need OBS.
	You can just use the cam like as a camera.
	Hold on.
	Quick interruption.
	My bad.
	All right.
	I'm just going to go in between the main screen and myself here.
	So to all the SOBs out there, don't forget, guys, that you can actually get the exclusive locals chat, which is going on right now.
	You can get it.
	It's up there in the corner.
	You can see it happening.
	You can go to elijahshafer.locals.com.
	Join the community.
	I'm putting up on the screen.
	You can go down there.
	You can join for free at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	Come a member and join the chat.
	It really helps out a lot.
	A lot of you guys might be wondering, where's Kez?
	Where's Kez?
	Kez is down in Kempsey near the Aboriginals visiting her Nanny and Pepe on the horse farm with her mom.
	Or as they would say, they're probably just having a smoke with Nanny and Peppy down at the hospital.
	Fam.
	They would say fam.
	Horse farm.
	So they're at the Horse Farm down there, and I couldn't go because I love Nanny and Peppy.
	And as much as I'd love to drive five hours south to God knows nowhere onto a rural horse farm and with no internet and hang out with cows and stuff, I decided to stay here and to try to do whatever this is at the moment.
	But she's having a good time and she'll be back on Friday night stream.
	And she said she couldn't be here, guys.
	She wanted to be on the stream with you guys.
	But she'll be back Friday morning.
	So she'll be back in the jam.
	Dude.
	One of my favorite people.
	Yeah, she's the best.
	She also, too, people do not realize this.
	Like, somebody was like, because you guys obviously are together.
	And somebody was like, like, 2023 is going to be the year of slightly offensive vindication.
	And also, like, you know, people have to know I'm quiet for a reason because sometimes you got to keep your cards stacked and you got to keep your ammo in your gun because sometimes you have to know, you kind of know what's happening.
	You let, it's kind of like the old age myth of letting the enemy, you know, exhaust their ammunition before you pull out yours.
	But I don't want to be Ukraine, right?
	And pretend to be winning a war.
	I'd rather just be Russia and actually win it.
	So I find it to be really interesting in the midst of all this.
	Like, I told people, I go, I'm traveling right now and we're maintaining and like genuinely like enjoying the show.
	But I've never had a better time, a more enjoyable time than just making live streams with my significant other and with my wife.
	Like it is, it has been the most enjoyable thing.
	There's no drama.
	There's no problems.
	And it's just like nobody's going to stab you in the back in a year, lie about you publicly, try to slander you, defame you.
	Like, you don't deal with that shit.
	You just have fun.
	And the worst thing that happens is if you ever piss off your significant other, there's just like an extra like couple inches of space in the bed at night, you know?
	Because girls love to do that.
	They love to make sure they know that they're mad, right?
	I wish she would.
	I wish she would.
	She doesn't.
	Why are you so far away?
	Get why are you so far away?
	I wish she would.
	Why do girls do that?
	Every guy knows.
	When you go to bed, if they're mad at you, you know it.
	It's like there's because they're not cuddly and they're just kind of like over on the other side.
	And you're like, it'll be a relationship over right at that day.
	Right at that point.
	I wish I would put up with that.
	Oh, man.
	I mean, I knock out anyway.
	As soon as I fall, as soon as I hit the pillow, I'll be right back.
	I'll wake her up a dead sleep.
	If she sleeps too far away, I'll be like, what are you doing?
	Wake up and get over here.
	Yeah, no.
	No, I know.
	And Nanny and Pappy are based, by the way.
	Everyone's like, Nanny and Pappy's based.
	Nanny and Pappy are very based.
	It's like all the COVID shit and stuff.
	Like, dude, you just have a horse far in the middle of nowhere.
	You're like, I don't really do this shit.
	But I do bring this up on a side note.
	With Trump going out and bringing all this stuff, right?
	And actually going out there and providing supplies for these people.
	One of the very interesting things is that this is not only a good campaign decision, but this gets back to Trump's populist ideas.
	And I don't need to get too political on this show.
	It's just like, I saw people, because Benny Johnson, right, brought $20,000 and passed it out to these people.
	And what I noticed is how shitty our base is.
	And Matt Walsh was pointing this out.
	There's like a bunch of fucking critics out there, but they don't do shit themselves.
	If you're doing real shit, then you could be a critic.
	Like if you're doing, if you, because if you have like a better option and you're doing something better, and so you want to point out, hey, I think this is not as good as the option, or you even see someone doing something better and you go, look, guys, let's try to do it more like this because that person is leading the way in a more real way.
	There's a bunch of drama egrel shit talkers out there.
	And Matt Walsh called them out on his show too.
	He was like, you guys are full of shit.
	You're not doing anything.
	You're the reason why we got into the problems we did.
	And everyone's mad.
	Oh, Trump.
	Trump had a bad announcement.
	Trump is losing energy.
	And then he goes out, spends his own money, brings supplies to Ohio.
	And people are like, oh, he made the trip about himself.
	Well, fuck you.
	It doesn't really matter what he did.
	He did a good deed.
	Can you not just be grateful?
	You sound like the fucking losers that were mad at Jesus for healing blind people.
	Like, that's what it was.
	He healed blind people and crippled people.
	And they were mad that he did it on the Sabbath.
	And it's like, you can literally heal people and the critics will still be mad because they're so depressed inside that it's like Trump can literally bring supplies to a stricken place with poverty and with issues and with real disaster relief.
	And people are like still like, they're criticizing him for this.
	It's like, fuck off with your Trump derangement syndrome.
	I feel like this was a huge win.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Hell yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Bro, Biden went to Ukraine.
	Like, so it doesn't.
	I've seen social media only talking about Palestine, He ignored it and went to Ukraine and tried to start World War III.
	So there's no way that I'm going to pick Biden over Trump.
	And didn't he deny them help and won't let FEMA help too?
	Didn't that happen?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea about all that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Originally they denied it and said it didn't because they were trying to cover it up and they said it was a clean burn.
	But chemical engineers went and said this is by no means a clean burn.
	And this is the first rain they've had in a very long time in East Palestine.
	And so everyone knows that the chemicals are on the top.
	Then now they're going to soak into the groundwater.
	Oh my God.
	How many times has the government done shit like this to where I don't think we've got like they just got they just did the vaccine program and we're already like knew they lied about that whole thing.
	And then they're like, oh, by the way, this is totally fine.
	And they don't give a shit about East Palestine because it's 76% voted for Trump.
	So it's a Trump town.
	It's not a voting town.
	And it's white people.
	And it's like, that's just straight up.
	It's like, fuck the white people in East Palestine because they voted for Trump and let him die.
	And then the worst part is, I heard that the company that's in charge of this, Southern, that they gave $5 reimbursements to everybody.
	Five bucks.
	I heard that too.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	$5.
	He has cancer in $5.
	Are you kidding me?
	That's my God.
	Bro, this gave me a panic attack the other day thinking about this.
	First of all, something got shot out the air.
	And then I heard this.
	And I'm like, yo, it's the end of the world tomorrow.
	Something's about to go down.
	But then I remembered, I was like, I'm going to heaven.
	Like, I'm not going to, there's not going to be anything.
	There's nothing here that is going that really I need to hold on to at that level if shit's going down like that.
	Yeah, no.
	And I and I do want to remind people too, if you're, if you're watching right now, don't forget that we are also on Rumble.
	So there's Flood's face.
	You can go on the Rumble chat.
	You can be in the locals only chat as well, which is the uncensored, unrestricted.
	You can be in the YouTube chat.
	It doesn't really matter.
	We're kind of everywhere now.
	So that's pretty awesome because YouTube has really messed with this channel a lot.
	And the new CEO of YouTube is way more into, he's an immigrant, of course.
	He does not like white people.
	I know that.
	And he doesn't like nationalism.
	And he also has literally said in his mouth that if you think that you have authority to spout out an opinionate on YouTube about the news and topics from your basement, then we're not going to make sure that your channel is deboosted and that you're not really going to have a voice because we can't trust you.
	And so he literally said that they're going to work harder to suppress the channels on YouTube that are trying to talk about current events, topics, and what's going on.
	It's just not going to get any better.
	Yeah.
	I knew there was no way that it was going to go from that to better.
	It was like they're only doubling down and doubling.
	They've only gotten worse and worse.
	If anything, it's about to be the YouTube break.
	It's about to get real crazy in here.
	Good luck.
	At least you guys just do music reviews.
	Yeah, that's the thing.
	So we're doing the same thing.
	Now, we just started our podcast and we just recorded it right before this.
	And we're going to start putting it exclusively on Rumble, recording it live on locals and doing the music shit on YouTube.
	And on my second channel, I'm going to be doing other things that are like more music creation because YouTube is, they've, my channel was flying before I started talking about anything like that.
	And they just immediately just halted me.
	And I was like, I'm black.
	They're not going to do that.
	That would be discrimination.
	Nope.
	They halted me immediately.
	They literally were saying on the thing, make videos about different things.
	Make videos about different things.
	And I'm like, you're saying it as if people weren't watching, but it literally dropped off a cliff.
	It was, it's, it's sad, man.
	Dude, the metrics are rough.
	The metrics, like, dude, the metrics are so rough that, like, to put it into perspective, we have 540,000 subscribers on YouTube and have 837 people watching live.
	And we have 30,000 Rumble and have 537.
	We have almost the same amount of people watching on Rumble as watching on YouTube.
	And we are really late and it is an off topic.
	So like typically it'll be a little bit higher on both on YouTube than if we started on time or whatever.
	But like that's the perspective.
	Like we get about a thousand people watching live on YouTube on a Wednesday night and almost like half or more than half of the same amount on Rumble.
	And that just shows you how fucked it is.
	Like it's it's so it's and it's also impossible to really make it work because YouTube makes it nearly impossible to make a living.
	They demonetize.
	You talk about anything sensitive.
	They derank your channel.
	And it's like it's really all about and you know what it is.
	It's about silencing the right wing because the majority of the right wing goes to alternative opinions to get their news, to get their ideas.
	We don't have the major networks on our side, and Fox is a bunch of shit.
	And except so, so then that's when they say they're going after alternative sources.
	It's really just right-wing ways of listening and right-wing ways of getting ideas.
	And it's really unfortunate.
	And you'll notice the people, like a lot of people that come against me are people who are not throttled, who are whose lives, and you see the people because they toe the liberal line, right?
	So they actually are all like feminists, liberals, and things, and they don't really, they don't really actually say anything of meaning.
	It's that they're like essentially Jeffree stars of the right wing where they're like fraudulent.
	People are just like, well, wow, a gay saying what I think, a gay saying that there's no pronouns.
	Wow, a woman says ideas that she heard on Ben Shapiro's show.
	We need to follow her.
	That's a really good idea.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, these are such good ideas.
	Yeah.
	Automatically.
	Jeffree Star will be the president by 2030.
	Yeah.
	By 20 by 2040.
	Star 24.
	That's crazy.
	I'm voting for Jeffree Star.
	I'm voting for.
	Dude, I need to just start going full on buffoo again mode.
	Yeah.
	Where it's just like making sure it's like Jeffree Star 2024.
	I was thinking leaning into that and then maybe I can gain enough fame where I could become Dylan Mulvaney.
	That's my next move.
	Crazier things have happened.
	I want to be Dylan.
	Dylan Mulvaney.
	Dude.
	He's a superstar right now.
	Don't even drop it.
	Broadway?
	He was in the White House?
	Like, more than Broadway.
	No, like before he was a girl, he was like an actor, Broadway actor or something like that.
	Makes sense.
	It sure does.
	Bro, they have syphilis in the White House before he won it, bro.
	It's like, you don't want to go to the White House.
	My bro's got dementia.
	I almost said the N-word right there, but with the A.
	I said, my bro.
	I was in five minutes.
	I know.
	I've been given the past.
	You can't get mad at me.
	But back into the idea.
	So Trump, obviously, being a man of the people, just going out there.
	I'm still going to give him shit over the vaccine stuff because I think it's gay.
	And I don't think I don't really trust anybody in office per se.
	I don't.
	But I do know that it's pretty cool.
	He went to McDonald's.
	And like I said, I can criticize a man and I can appreciate a man.
	And I wasn't part of that gay crowd in 2016 that was like sometimes good Trump, sometimes bad Trump.
	Like I was all full in Trump train.
	Let's go.
	Like, well, people just were like, oh, like, they didn't want to get on the Trump train because they didn't believe in it.
	And I did believe in it.
	And I still believe he could have.
	He just ended up getting like Jared Kushner and he started having foreign allegiance to Israel and focusing on moving the embassy and shit rather than just building the wall.
	And he ended up getting, you know, proving that he was sort of his cabinet was sort of bought out and paid for, at least his advisors by Big Pharma.
	And he pushed the vaccines.
	And I just don't do that.
	I don't do that kind of stuff.
	I don't support it.
	But if the man wants to turn things around and if he's doing it for selfish reasons because he wants to get elected, if he's doing it for financial reasons because he needs it business-wise, I don't know.
	But I can say that going to East Palestine and buying everyone all the first responders, Big Macs, buying all the first responders food, I can commend that.
	And I can say, like, I'm not against Trump.
	Like, I'm not one of those people that's mad about the vaccines.
	So I'm against Trump because DeSantis was for the vaccines, too.
	So and he didn't mandate it.
	Like, Biden tried to mandate it.
	If I have the choice, do your thing.
	They've been out.
	You've been able to get a vaccine this whole time, been able to not get a vaccine this whole time.
	Just keep it like that.
	Do your thing if you want to.
	That's what I, if he would have been like, you have to give a vaccine or you can't do this, you can't do that.
	You can't, then I would have an issue.
	He didn't do all that.
	Yeah.
	I know.
	Well, that's and I think everyone's like, oh, well, DeSantis, DeSantis, dude, DeSantis was like arguing with people about how he was quickly distributing vaccines to his constituents.
	And by the way, I don't blame any of these people for being spineless because I remember it was very unique times.
	It was like, it's like people making fun of white people, bowing down to black people.
	I mean, I was doing that too in 2020.
	I was making fun of them then.
	But I thought you were bowing down to black people.
	I thought that's what you were saying.
	Well, if that's going to keep me on the internet, I'll do it.
	I'll bow to you.
	I'm going to.
	That's why I'm here.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm going to make a capital N. I'm going to make a power N. I'm going to put a giant N in the back.
	Just get a chain.
	Get a chain.
	That's his N on it.
	I feel more powerful.
	I'm going to put a big chain that says NIG.
	And it's like, no, I'm good when it comes to being racist.
	Now I'm gay.
	Yeah, no.
	That is so funny.
	That's a good one.
	No, I'm good.
	NIG.
	Yeah, that's a good merch.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I like that.
	Yeah, you should do some with that.
	I always have the chat put capital N's for yes in the chat.
	That's not my favorite things.
	Tyler Creator made like a swastika with like a rainbow in it, and he made like a blackface merch.
	Like he was trying to push it hard, and I always appreciated that.
	He got, she got shit for it, but I liked it.
	He like goes around and tells people to call him the hard R2.
	He's like, call me it.
	Just say it.
	Yeah.
	He wants to break down the walls as far as that goes.
	But other things, he's, I don't really fuck with him.
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	And we know that that's true.
	Let's go ahead and show that.
	This is what's kind of crazy.
	They have it.
	Yeah, her brain's got some.
	Yeah.
	Can we just also bring something up?
	This is so weird.
	I am losing my mind.
	So speaking of like the weird stuff, so the black-eyed peas are in a lawsuit.
	I don't know if you've heard about this.
	I haven't.
	So black-eyed peas are in a lawsuit with My Little Pony because they have this new line of toys.
	And so I came across this story because they're like suing the toy brand for copying their song in the commercial.
	And can we just have a discussion about called what happened to toys in the last 10 years?
	Look at this.
	This is a toy commercial from children's television.
	To move my name every day.
	Even Pooh puts on.
	Hey, Louie, I'm the cool one.
	If you want the real family, you can send it so people.
	But when you got the cookie, you just be taking it off.
	Okay.
	That's prostitution.
	What?
	They're trying to prostitute unicorns out.
	This is wild.
	I mean, is it bad if I have an erection right now?
	No, it's your unicorn horn.
	Yeah.
	Don't sue me for that.
	I apologize for that comment.
	I'm again.
	My bump.
	My bulge.
	My bulge.
	Diaper indictment right now for me making a comment about it.
	No, it's it's it's like who's the target audience, right?
	What's what's the target of this?
	Is it kids?
	Is it this horny men like that have that have that were traumatized as children that grew up without fathers?
	I don't understand who the target market is.
	The thing about the My Little Ponies is that they have an audience of grown men like who are obsessed with them.
	They're called bronies.
	This is a bronies, yeah.
	So they're trying to mix up.
	It's like, is it Peter bait is what it feels like.
	Like they're, it's, it's a weird amalgam of like a bunch of weird shit.
	I'm not going to lie.
	It's no matter how it's framed, it's fucking crazy.
	They probably designed them.
	They probably designed their new outfits.
	They did it on purpose.
	The belly button hanging out.
	Like they're trying to sexualize babies.
	Weird.
	Ponies.
	And how did so like they black IP sued them?
	They needed to.
	They did.
	Yeah.
	They did.
	America should have sued them.
	Our population should have sued these people for this travesty.
	Okay, there's so much to talk about on this.
	And I'm going to take it off the screen because I know people are telling me, please take this off.
	But there's a lot to talk about.
	And remember, if you want to put memes, you can still put memes.
	You can go to locals.
	That's where I get all the memes at the end of the show when we read the super chats and the memes.
	If you want to add memes, go to ElijahShafer.locals.com.
	It is free to join.
	And also Flawed and them, you can check out their YouTube.
	They're on locals as well.
	So you can find the link to their, you can look them up.
	Flawed.
	It's just flawed TV or is it flawed?
	Flawed TV.
	F-L-A-W-T.
	F-L-A-W-D-T-V.
	But I encourage you to go there and join the chat because things are already getting really weird in the chat.
	And I like I love this one.
	I like this one.
	It's like, happy Father.
	For real.
	That's legit what it is, though.
	No, but they're not that jacked.
	Well, yeah, but I, but I bring this up in like in the kind of weirdness of all of this.
	It's like I it's the crop tops, the curviness, the heart belly button, by the way, which is a pay-doh.
	The little hearts in the heart is actually the child love symbol.
	And like, why is it that, have you noticed if you go to the children's aisle, all of the toys, and I'm not triggered by this, like people be like, oh, conservatives are so triggered.
	Well, number one, I'm not conservative.
	I've never claimed to be.
	That's been one of my favorite things recently was people trying to paint me.
	Like, Elijah paints himself as a traditional conservative.
	Except for the fact that I've never said anything like that.
	But so call me whatever you want.
	But I'm also not into some weird gas gay shit like this.
	This is, like, you don't have to be conservative to just look at this and go, why the fuck would I want my child looking at this and playing with this?
	I feel like...
	They look like OnlyFans.
	They do.
	And OnlyFans is the weirdo.
	That's the thing.
	They'll try to paint you in whatever they want to paint me as.
	That's cool because it's opposite of your weird ass.
	Weird.
	I don't even, I don't want to say anything crazy because I know YouTube is wild, but weird shit, bro.
	Yeah, they gave them weaves too.
	Like they look like sexual.
	They look like caricatures as well.
	So that's the type of shit that you'll see Dylan do.
	Remember, he just had that video.
	My weave, I'm never as pretty as I ever am today, whatever.
	It's like all drag queen type of shit.
	That's what's happening here.
	Well, yeah.
	And the thing is, I'm looking into a story right now.
	I'm working on another podcast that I'm going to be doing with Lisa Elizabeth, and we've been looking into sort of the exploitation of children on major platforms.
	And I've found an entire, I found an entire human trafficking ring on TikTok.
	I'm not the only person who's found it, but it's really interesting what's going on and the way that they're like selling children and how it's sort of happening.
	It's not actually conspiratorial.
	And so, you know, some of these things that you realize, these symbolisms like the pandas, the little hearts, these are really supposed to be a signaling factor to people that this is what this does.
	And I don't feel comfortable, right?
	If I was an adult and I was high as fuck, high off my balls on mushrooms, maybe, maybe I wouldn't.
	Maybe I would maybe I would be confused by this still, but I'd rather just watch like some sort of something visual.
	The market for this is to bring in like the hip shaking, all this stuff is very much insinuating that children and the line between children and sexuality has been crossed.
	I believe permanently.
	I don't think we're heading anywhere in the positive direction here.
	I agree.
	No, especially because there's too many of these people in every group.
	There's people that are secretly into that type of shit.
	So what's going to happen is it's going to be conservative, liberal.
	Every single group is going to be like, yeah, no, I'm cool with it too.
	I'm cool with it too.
	And then it's just going to bulldozer everyone who's like, this isn't okay.
	It's what's going to happen.
	That's what I see happening.
	Unless I don't know what would happen short of an asteroid.
	Yeah, how could it go back?
	Once it's crossed, how do you cross back?
	Yeah.
	It's like, it's tainted.
	Like, especially when people are fighting you about it.
	If you say, it's not cool to have all this kids and all this.
	And then people are like, you're the weirdo.
	And people are really on that team.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy to me.
	That's, that really is something I never saw happening.
	Never saw it happening.
	And yo, I posted a picture.
	I posted a video on Twitter yesterday about this father holding his daughter, like squeezing her butt and like laying between her legs.
	And I'm like, this is weird.
	And people who already follow me are commenting like, what's wrong here?
	I'm like, no way.
	I don't know, bro.
	Like, you just exposed yourself because that is uncomfortable.
	That would never, I would never.
	Yeah, like, like the sus friend who, like, sees like a nine-year-old girl and is like, bro, she's going to be so hot when she's older.
	And you go, it's a pretty little girl.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Sus alarms are going off here.
	Like, like, I'm like, I, I have the, I think when it comes to children, let me just, let me just clarify this for my autistic people.
	We got a lot of autistic people in the community here.
	And don't worry, I love, I love y'all.
	When it comes to like making a comment about somebody else's child or making a comment about your own child online, try to limit your terms to like, wow, your child is precious or like, she's a cute little kid or something like that.
	Like very simple, yeah, what a sweetheart, you know, or like, what a little sweetie.
	Or like, she's, you have such a lovely child.
	Like, she's so nice.
	Just she's like nice, lovely, kind, you know.
	And it's-I would even stay away from like cute if they're older than like two.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, if they're like two and one, that's a cute little baby, but like, don't be telling people they're like six-year-old daughter is cute, you know?
	Like, let's just, and I know because people have different cultures and stuff.
	I think that we, the reason why I bring this up is because we have to be careful because I think that people have used our ignorance and our innocence as people because you just go, who the fuck would do that with children?
	That's just ridiculous.
	And then they're like, oh, that's how they get away with it.
	Because they're going, what do you mean, who would do that?
	And so you're walking around and that's how they get away with it because everyone's thinking, well, no one's doing that until you realize they are and they do it out in the open.
	And it's an open secret.
	It's like, it's pretty wild.
	And I think people fuck around a lot.
	People do fuck around a lot with like Me Too stuff and, you know, accusations of adults and stuff.
	But with the kids stuff, I think it's really, really hard for people to understand that it's going on on a very serious level in the dark web and whatnot.
	And it's happening on social media.
	And Twitter made it their prerogative for the last several years to focus their resources and the FBI did in, like, I know someone who has just attended the J6 rally, who had the FBI show up recently and has been spending weeks trying to spend weeks and money trying to get in contact with them, arguing with their lawyers to just interview them about why they attended the rally.
	Meanwhile, there are people trading children online on social media and they ignore it.
	That to me.
	They don't care.
	I feel like I feel like it's so weird that there's so many Me Too accusations from these grown women.
	But then when you say, nah, there's weirdos out here looking at kids, they're like, how dare you?
	He's, there's nobody would ever, but everyone just only wants to go after adult women.
	No one is worried about the children at all.
	We're just going to keep putting these children in wild situations and assuming nothing's happening because they're not saying anything or because you're suppressing them.
	But all these adult women, believe them all and don't say anything other and throw this person in prison, take their whole career away.
	But a little kid, it's just unthinkable that people will go after little kids, even though this is a normal thing.
	Not normal, but it's not a rare thing that there's weirdos in this damn country.
	So to act like it's just totally not a thing is crazy to me.
	Right.
	And a lot of the stuff too, like, because the thing is, it's like there's a, there's, I'm watching like a show called like the perfect scandal or something.
	And, you know, people throw random stuff around all the time, but some of this stuff is really alarming with the children.
	I find it personally because this is not like there could be a misunderstanding between people or that there's going to be false accusations or something.
	These are just like children.
	And we know that children's development between four to six months old.
	I mean, four to six years old, right?
	And it's two to six.
	This is like key developmental periods.
	And when you're going through this stuff, that's why the homosexuals, like there are gay people who watch this show, which is fine.
	I mean, I understand people choose alternative or different ways of living and you can't control every single person.
	But I can say that without a shadow of a doubt, I have become more convinced that people should stay in the closet or should have stayed in the closet.
	The gay community should have remained behind closed doors.
	Drag shows should have been in bars where adults can only attend.
	This stuff should not have been, should not have been the way it is.
	And I like what one commentator I know said, where he said, you know, like he wished his brother had stayed in the closet because he supports queers and people's right to be queer because we all choose different paths.
	Unfortunately, his brother just didn't choose the path to heaven.
	So that's the reality.
	And I feel like the problem with that is, is that we've come up with these phrases to where we've pushed this community to say, this is not a struggle or a identity.
	This is a way of life.
	And not just come out of the closet, but come on to the front stage and push it in our faces.
	And the way that they're doing it is they're reproducing through their indoctrination, which is why there's no other way to explain this.
	Everybody's known a gay, like there was always one gay kid in high school, at least, growing up, et cetera.
	And now like half the class, I've heard in a lot of schools in like major cities, 30 to 40% of the schools now LGBTQ in high school.
	30 to 40% of junior hires are identifying as LGBTQ.
	That is targeted.
	The gay people are going to be like the straight people now.
	Like if there's going to be like one straight kid in the class, it's going to be like how the gay kids were growing up.
	That's crazy.
	And it's not.
	They're very aggressive.
	So it will turn into discrimination easily.
	Like the way that this happened is because we weren't discriminating, but they are quick to discriminate.
	So it's absolutely going to happen like that.
	They're going to shame everyone who isn't them.
	And then it will infect the same way it is right now.
	Especially if there's more and more.
	Like right now, there's barely any and it's working.
	So imagine if it's 95%.
	Like it's over.
	It's over with at that point.
	I don't know what that was.
	I don't know why I just brought up a random.
	I was going to, I thought that was a Kezzy.
	I don't know what that came up.
	I just accidentally hit a button.
	Okay, so I do want to look at some of the stuff that would be considered.
	It probably would be considered hate speech on YouTube.
	So we're going to switch over to Rumble only.
	But as we're switching over, guys, can you guys plug your channel for the people that are on YouTube so they go over and click over and subscribe to it right now?
	On YouTube or Rumble?
	YouTube.
	Then we'll go to Rumble.
	You can plug your Rumble after.
	YouTube.com slash Flawedzilla or at Flawed TV.
	And what's yours, babe?
	It's both, right?
	YouTube.com slash at the Mo show.
	All right.
	So we are going.
	Somebody got mad at my.
	Somebody has got mad at this music, this transition music.
	They're like, I have children.
	And this is like really, this really made them upset.
	And I can't.
	I felt bad, though, because, yeah, they said that they don't like this part of the show.
	So if you have kids in the room, apologies.
	The show's not for children.
	I hope your kids are watching this.
	I hope your kids are.
	We're going to transfer over to Rumble only.
	The link's in the chat.
	I just pinned it.
	You can go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
	We're transitioning there.
	Thanks.
	Don't mind me.
	I'm going to just grab my stuff and leave.
	Excuse me, please.
	Fuck this shit.
	I'm out.
	Nope.
	Fuck this shit.
	I'm out.
	All right, then.
	I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I don't really care.
	I'm going to get the fuck up out of here.
	Shit, I'm out.
	That's a good one.
	I like it.
	That is a lot.
	I like that a lot.
	And that wasn't even like offensive.
	Oh, no, you're not.
	You were.
	I can't hear you now, Elijah.
	I can't either.
	Can you hear me now?
	Yep, now we can.
	There we go.
	I don't know what that was.
	That was smooth.
	That was jazzy.
	I like that a lot.
	It's a pretty good little song there.
	Come on, man.
	That was a good one.
	I know.
	So, this is a this is interesting.
	So, like, this woman's being sought for like hate speech.
	So, we're on Rumble and Locals only.
	And this is basically what happened was there ended up being this woman who decided that she was going to burn the LGBT flag.
	So, she comes over and she lights it on fire.
	I don't know.
	This looks like the United States, but I might be wrong.
	I couldn't figure out where this was from.
	I feel like the United States wouldn't do that.
	No one in the United States would do that.
	There's got to be a European.
	The cars look big, though.
	There's two large SUVs, and I feel like every other country I've been to just doesn't have people driving those kinds of cars.
	Yeah, you're right.
	You're right.
	That was America.
	I'm proud.
	Proud to be American today.
	I didn't think people had the bars to do that shit.
	The only danger of that is like if it burned down the building, then you would be charged with person.
	Let's just steal the flag.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I mean, I'm not.
	I am, maybe I'm promoting.
	Am I promoting theft?
	Maybe I am.
	But I feel like there's, I feel like we've got to fight back because fuck these pussy ass bitches.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Like, cut it up or something.
	The fire is could be dangerous.
	Well, just rip the shit down and then burn it.
	No, but the Proud Boys did that in DC and got like hit with hate crimes.
	You saw that, right?
	During I was there, and they like burned.
	They like, oh no, yeah, they like destroyed a Black Lives Matter sign and got in trouble and actually went to jail for it.
	You hate on a scam and they arrest you?
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	If you're the wrong person, then you get put in jail and you get held to a higher crime.
	Like women do not get administered the same level of justice that men get.
	And I wouldn't even say black people too.
	I would say black people get both ends of the spectrum.
	They get too light of sentences, or sometimes they're treated too harshly.
	I don't think there's like a really bad, like instead of correcting some of maybe the bias towards like, you know, the CIA's crack pandemic that they did in the black community and the false incarceration, they've now made it so that you like, you know, murder and rape somebody on the street and then you're let go and you're let go overnight.
	That's too much of an overcorrection.
	Just stop planning crack in black neighborhoods.
	We could start there.
	You know that's a fact.
	Everyone's gay and retarded.
	Everyone's so gay.
	Yeah, I'm gonna start burning pride flags.
	You're what?
	I'm gonna start burning pride.
	But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna infiltrate the left and start doing it from a place of love.
	That could work.
	We're about to take over.
	I'm pulling DeSantis.
	Let me see.
	What is this in the script real fast?
	I'm looking at something.
	I'm seeing if we can...
	No, this is not...
	This is not true.
	Wait.
	Someone said, am I banging you?
	What?
	Someone said, am I banging you?
	Are you banging me?
	Yeah, not right now.
	Not right now.
	sitting here on camera wait i hate putting stuff on my show that's not confirmed right because Because I okay, let me look something up real quickly because I like I need to like verify this, right?
	So single.
	Can you do you guys have a computer near you?
	Can you also verify this with me real fast?
	So before I bring up the actual story, like a single adoptive father of nine charged with sexual abuse after teen son makes outcry.
	Let's see, father of nine in New York arrested for abuse.
	Teens.
	I just want to see if this is like legit.
	ABC Because I didn't put this in here.
	My mic put here.
	One link for it.
	Oh, hold on.
	I see ABC 13.
	Okay, so from what I'm seeing here, let's see.
	Let's watch the story here for a second.
	Father of nine boys is in jail, charged with horrific crimes.
	He's accused of abusing one of those boys who called into a podcast trying to get help.
	And now we're learning it's not the first time the so-called you can't hear it.
	Sexual abuse, sexual abuse.
	And Chandler was not shocked.
	We also.
	Let me see if why that would be the case.
	I don't know why that would happen.
	You should have been able to hear that.
	Can you hear it a little bit?
	Well, it sounds like it's like in Old Lady's house, three houses down.
	Why does it have to be suspected?
	I mean, he's a pedophile.
	And you don't just start one day to be a pedophile.
	I mean, he's been like that probably for a very, very long.
	Okay, so they're saying that this guy's a pedophile.
	This is just put in here.
	And apparently, this is the stories of what we're seeing here.
	Adopt a father of nine.
	The reason why I don't bring this stuff up without like, unless there's actually evidence, right?
	Because this stuff can be like, you never know.
	So apparently this is legit.
	So apparently this is the story here that happened.
	And I guess this is him.
	This is the dad.
	I don't know if you've seen these kids on TikTok.
	Apparently, this is the dad of these kids.
	Nope.
	These kids.
	I'm about to say his hair is fire, but then, okay.
	I see why it's like is that Amish or Jewish?
	No, Jewish.
	You didn't see the six-point star.
	It said Jewish and proud.
	Tell me about the hair for the hairstyle.
	It said Jewish and proud on the damn picture.
	Okay, he's a single father who adopted nine kids.
	Makes sense.
	Makes sense.
	I don't know how they let you adopt my kids.
	How is that?
	Yeah, like, especially looking like that.
	Like, we should start judging people by the way they look.
	Flawed.
	Watch out.
	No, no, because with me, it always works because people are like, wow, I didn't know you would talk the way you talk when you look the way you look.
	So it ends up being like a pleasant surprise.
	But like, a lot of times you're judging correctly if someone looks like a scumbag and they are scumbag.
	If they're not, cool.
	But if they are, and that's why, like, you know, usually, usually there's just like evidence.
	People, you can usually find out if someone's a scumbag pretty quickly, but people do pile on to people.
	And so I say, like, I say, like, in a case, obviously, but they apparently I read the story right here.
	This is like, like, he's had problems with this.
	And I would just say, I don't want to undo someone's good nature.
	And obviously, I believe in a court, but I also do always, I find something really weird.
	And this is what I find weird about this stuff.
	I was talking to Kez about this.
	Is I always find it weird people who really put their kids and like use their kids for clout and for fame on the internet.
	And I don't mean like, you know, I don't mean like if I have a kid one day and I have my baby and I pretend that my baby says racist stuff, you know, and like, and like, or my baby's being held by ISIS and I have to say something racist on my show to get my baby out of custody of ISIS.
	You know, that might happen.
	I might have to show a video cam my baby's in ISIS custody.
	And if I don't say something really wicked and evil, I have to get my kid out of jail.
	But, but I, but I also.
	I don't want to.
	i have to no but but these kids these kids uh these kids were were art it's a very popular tiktok account and they really like lean into being jewish which i find to be weird that like dude we can tell you're jewish bro you Well, actually, Mo couldn't.
	I mean, Mo thought they were Amish.
	Okay, that's kind of cool.
	Do they have that kind of hair, though?
	They got braids like that or whatever.
	That's not brave.
	That's curl.
	Straight up jury curl.
	That's straight up.
	I think they that's like, it's like, did you do your little villain?
	Yo, I don't know.
	That's familiar.
	All I know is, all I know is when you circumcise a baby, they put their mouth on the baby's dick.
	Yeah.
	If the rabbis, not like if you're white, you don't, if you're not Jewish.
	I firmly believe in circumcision, though.
	That's a whole nother controversial thing.
	I don't like the mouth part.
	I wouldn't let someone put their mouth on my child's penis.
	Do we have to say that?
	Why do I have to say that?
	Don't do that.
	What is that?
	Yeah, what are they?
	That's what I'm saying.
	There was a Seinfeld episode.
	They're like the Moeller or something.
	That doesn't matter.
	I'm not Jewish, so I don't care what they're called.
	Well, that's their specific job.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah, I forget what they're called.
	Dick sucker, baby dick sucker.
	I go with just call them rabbis technically or rabbis because they all do it, right?
	I think it's called a rabbi.
	I don't know.
	There's a name for it.
	I'm not Jewish.
	I don't know much about.
	I don't know.
	Because honestly, I knew a lot of Jews growing up, and I've known a lot of Jews in this industry.
	But the Jews that I've known are more like, it's more of like a power trip.
	Like they use their Jewish identity to shut people down.
	They don't really know anything about it.
	So they're kind of like, like they're, it's more of just like an identity, like a racial identity than it really is like a religion to them.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	What are you doing?
	Jerry.
	He just uses it for to make jokes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So he's also so rich.
	It makes sense.
	Again.
	Dude, honestly, though, like if you're living in New York and LA, like if you work in the media or live in New York and LA, which is actually where most of the media is anyways, like everybody you know is pretty much Jewish.
	And they're like obsessed.
	And there's a lot of self-hating Jews out there too.
	Like there's a lot of, because I don't, I don't know.
	Isn't there like a disagreement that the current Jews are not real Jews or something like that?
	Don't people I've heard that.
	Yeah.
	Is that a conspiracy or is that real?
	That's the part I don't know.
	I have heard Sony.
	I've heard that I was a Jewish person from Kanye.
	So I don't really know anymore.
	Can't you just be Jewish tomorrow if you wanted to?
	Not technically.
	They won't consider you it.
	FERP, but you're not really Jewish if you convert.
	You're still Goyam to them.
	So who decides who's really Jewish?
	The Jewish people with the money and the power.
	The same ones that decide everything in the world?
	Yeah.
	That decided there was more than two genders.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, exactly.
	The ones who decided this segment couldn't be on YouTube.
	Like, I don't, I don't know.
	I don't know if there's a difference.
	Legitimate.
	I also think it's kind of base, too.
	Like, I don't know why.
	Like, I don't know why Jewish people get so offended by stuff.
	Like, dude.
	Me either.
	Like, when people say white people colonized and like created Western civilization, I'm like, yeah, that's awesome.
	We did.
	We did, actually.
	That's actually really cool.
	Somebody had to.
	And I'm not going to apologize for it.
	And if I was Jewish and someone told me that Jews controlled the world, I'd be like, we do.
	And fuck you for questioning.
	How about we're going to...
	And I would just be honest.
	And they're honest with their actions, but they're honest with their actions.
	They'll just shut you down.
	Like, if you criticize Jewish people like Kanye did, they'll shut your shit down fast.
	But did you see the Brexit interview with the dude?
	No, what happened?
	He was like talking about Kanye and he was like, we can't let him say things like this.
	And they're like, yeah, we need to be able to do that.
	Yeah, he was like, it's a lie that we have all this power, but we had to stop it because we can't let people.
	He said it in the same sentence.
	We had to stop it because we can't let him talk like that.
	After he just said they don't have all the power.
	It was the wildest shit.
	They do it right in your face.
	Yep.
	They don't care.
	Yeah.
	But again, rappers talk about wanting to do be that all day long.
	So like to me, that is a flex to be like, I control everything.
	Yeah.
	Word.
	I'm trying to get there one day.
	Trying to become Jewish.
	Yeah.
	But I also only believe, but I do believe in circumcision on the eighth day.
	And I believe there's something sacred about that.
	I'm circumcised.
	Yeah, me too.
	I've been circumcised twice.
	Just chopped off half the dick the second time.
	That's why it's micro penis.
	They took that league.
	They took too much.
	They took plenty, but I'm still good.
	You know how it works.
	I think a lot of the anti-circumcision movement is like pretty, it's like just one of those things.
	It's like one of those things that people, like a hill of people, try to die on.
	I firmly do not, I firmly believe in it.
	I firmly believe there's significance even about the day.
	I don't think if you're going to circumcise it, if you're not going to do it on the eighth day, I don't think you're going to do it at the proper time, then don't do it.
	I don't know when my mother did it.
	Mine was on the, I think there's a prophetic promise like that with it, but you do you.
	You know what I mean?
	If you don't want to circumcise your child, then don't.
	But I don't want my child with a Philistine penis.
	So, you know, you do, you do you.
	I don't know.
	People do.
	Like, I have family who are super against it, too.
	You know, they've suddenly, and I've heard their arguments.
	And to me, it reminds me of the people when I put up a picture of me drinking bone broth that they're mad that I'm drinking bone broth from a plastic bottle or like it needs to be grass-fed.
	And you're like, dude.
	Psycho.
	Yeah.
	People are crazy.
	Like, why are you so worried about what he drinks?
	Yeah, like bone broth.
	I'm like, I'm drinking bone broth and it has natural ingredients and people are like freaking out.
	They're like, oh, a Campbell's bone broth that has natural ingredients.
	Yeah, I read the ingredients.
	I also, my dog, I'm shopping at Woolworths.
	They don't have grass-fed organic bone broth.
	And it's like, oh, well, why don't you shop somewhere else?
	Because I don't have a fucking car.
	I walk into the grocery store.
	I've been in a foreign land.
	I don't know what the fuck.
	I don't know where grass-fed bone broth and shit.
	I don't ever leave their house.
	How about the fact that this is one of the most expensive countries in the entire fucking world?
	And it's $15 for a small pack of off-brand water bottles.
	How about that?
	How about the fact that a small thing of bone broth is $4 for bone broth, which should be 99 cents?
	Yeah, for bone broth.
	Just water, bones, water bones.
	Water bones.
	It is so bad.
	I bought a small Gatorade and it was $5 for a small Gatorade.
	It is a very expensive.
	Yeah, it's almost $9 right now for a gallon of gas.
	So it's almost $9 a gallon right now for gas out here.
	What the hell is going on in Australia?
	Dude, apartments over here are, they're in the millions of dollars for apartment.
	To get an entry-level two-bedroom house is like $1.2 million right here for an entry-level home.
	What?
	Every house that I've liked is like $2.8 to $3.5 million, which is just a normal two-story house.
	And then like, yeah.
	Where I'm staying right now is like $1.2 million.
	I mean, I don't live here and I don't own anything, but it's like a $1.2 million apartment.
	And it's just an old apartment.
	It's over a million dollars and it's just a small apartment that's just chilling.
	It's like just a chilling.
	So you're saying like, wait, I don't understand how an apartment can be a million dollars.
	I'm so.
	It reminds me of Los Angeles, actually.
	Like it does, it reminds me of LA, but more expensive.
	This is the second most expensive housing market behind Hong Kong, but I've heard that Sydney is up now more expensive than Hong Kong.
	And what's crazy here is they also pay per they pay per week here for rent.
	So people will be like, oh, I looked up, it was $1,100 for the apartment per week.
	So it's like $4,400 a month for the two-bedroom apartment that's made in 1982.
	It's not even nice.
	And you got cockroaches.
	You're paying $4,400 a month for a cockroach apartment.
	It's pretty shitty out here.
	There's like 90 or 100 applicants.
	There's like 90 to 100 applicants per apartment and stuff.
	It's wild.
	I know.
	I don't know how people live here.
	Well, minimum wage is like 25 bucks an hour.
	So there's also that.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That makes sense.
	But still.
	Bro, I think it tripped me out.
	Three whoppers and a French fry and a Coke was like $35.
	But also, it's like, yeah, like the, I don't know what, what, what is it that really freaked me out with pricing here?
	That was like, it just like tripped me the fuck out.
	You said $9 a gallon of gas.
	That shit already blows my mind.
	Yeah, like right next to me, it's like $8.55 or something.
	It's not that bad.
	And that's not even diesel.
	And a lot of cars take diesel.
	So you can end up going $10, $11 per gallon.
	But the weirdest part is that when you go and they have what's called syn taxes.
	So people don't know this.
	I've mentioned it on the show before.
	But you're looking anywhere from $60 to $100 for a normal bottle of vodka.
	They're looking at like $50 to $75 for a cigar.
	You're looking up in the higher end.
	It's over $30 for a pack of cigarettes.
	It's an interesting country.
	I don't know.
	Dude, I had two small bags of groceries.
	I walked to the store.
	It was like $313 for two bags of groceries.
	Which I know the states, I know the States is really expensive right now, though, right?
	Isn't it like, isn't everything, but didn't everything go up dramatically in the last six months?
	It's just like.
	Everything's gone up like 30% at the grocery store since December.
	Significantly more.
	What is the prices out there right now for food?
	Well, for eggs, it's like.
	Yeah, food is where it's hitting.
	Six bucks, seven bucks a dozen.
	We went to Whole Foods yesterday and got like three bags.
	No, like two bags.
	And it was like $120.
	It was quite a bit.
	And we didn't even get much.
	We got like some salmon and frozen fruit.
	Yeah, we barely got anything.
	Little cuts of salmon.
	And it was like, it was mad money.
	It's going crazy.
	Yeah, and people put wild conversations.
	People point out, though, that there's a, that they go, they go, oh, well, there's a conversion with U.S. dollars.
	Well, first of all, it doesn't work like what you think.
	You don't, you don't, it doesn't, they go, oh, well, $1 equals 0.6 something.
	No, it doesn't work like that out here.
	First of all, people get paid in Australian dollars here.
	So it's a Western country.
	So they struggle in the same way.
	Secondly, you can't just fucking convert your money out here.
	It doesn't work like that.
	And it's a way worse conversion rate.
	You can't just like, and you also have to pay taxes and shit on your money when you convert it into the account and stuff.
	And you don't make American dollars.
	If you're on YouTube, they pay you in Australian dollars and you make the same amount that you would make in America.
	So it doesn't, it doesn't work like that.
	You don't just like take like 50 grand in America and live here.
	You make money and you pay it and then you have to convert it.
	But sometimes you have to make it in Australian dollars.
	It doesn't, people that clearly never been in another country don't know.
	It's not like you're going to like Mexico with American dollars and just blowing it on cash.
	It's genuinely people here are not rich.
	Like they just don't, they don't have and the conversion rate is really shitty in terms of like the fees and stuff you pay.
	It ends up you end up not really saving money on anything at all.
	And when you're here and you're declaring work here, you get paid out from the tech companies and stuff in the Australian dollars because you're on their servers and so you just get paid in the currency.
	So it doesn't end up you don't end up making more money by working here.
	It doesn't work like that.
	I just find people are retarded.
	Like they just say stuff like I don't think you understand how the economy works or how money works.
	When I was editor from Australia and he is not living like he's like he was broke.
	Basically he was the same as me.
	I was broke, he was broke, everyone's broke out.
	He was broke and it feels like everyone's broke.
	It's like it's a luxury to it's a luxury to own a car here.
	Like people don't drive nice cars, they just just if you have a car, you're doing well.
	It's like reminds me of the Uk a little bit.
	You know where.
	It's like I don't think people know how great of a country America is.
	You really can't.
	You can't get ahead here.
	There's no way to get it.
	Like you'd have to be plugged into the elites to get ahead here.
	There's not really a way to get ahead and I don't think people understand that in the Us, like you can't just like suddenly get rich here and like make money.
	It doesn't work like that.
	Yeah, you can in other western countries.
	You don't just get rich and you don't move up social classes.
	You don't have, like Australians, all just being like, oh yeah man, I just became a millionaire overnight.
	Like you, you know people in America you have friends who just become millionaires in like two or three years.
	Here everyone just stays the same social class forever.
	It's like very British, very Canadian.
	They're just everyone's.
	You stay in your social class and you don't move up.
	And it's like very.
	It's weird because Americans don't.
	They take that for granted.
	They sure don't entitled as American, just thinking tomorrow I can go viral and be good and just be chilling and that's not normal.
	And they think that because it happened so much, now they deserve.
	They deserve that and more.
	Or they want communicating anything.
	Yeah, a lot of them want.
	A lot of them don't really want communism.
	They just say they do.
	But they don't because they're out here living capitalist.
	They think they wouldn't even they don't want communism.
	They say it.
	Yeah, they've never.
	They get paid more.
	American streamers and stuff get paid more.
	They pay up better better, better ratios.
	People just get paid less here because there's less, less advertisers, less people to to advertise to, etc.
	So you don't make as much money online.
	But also, speaking of that, I mean people get paid well out here.
	I I always said this, there's like less poverty in Australia but there's also less wealth.
	So like everyone's just kind of like socialist, everyone's at the same level and everyone's just kind of like chilling and America's got more poverty but Got has a lot more wealth.
	I think there are as many millionaires from my understanding there's as many millionaires in the United States as there are people that live in this entire country or near it.
	What aren't there like 22?
	Isn't there like 22 million people in America that have like a million dollar net worth, i'm pretty sure?
	And then here there's 25 million people.
	I believe that there's 25 million people in this whole country.
	I know so many black rappers that are rich.
	There's a lot of millionaires racist, so there got to be so many millionaires that I don't know about and exactly.
	And imagine all the ones that just are living quiet and no one knows.
	Most of them are.
	That's the thing.
	Most of them are rappers and and actors, the ones that got all this land out here and stuff.
	Yeah, they have businesses and they're just doing well.
	Yeah, like your dad chiropractor was making money, you know, just chilling.
	That's crazy to me.
	I also find it to be weird too, the amount of people that I know that are really wealthy, that just need to like get off the internet is a lot of people like and I know people that are trying to get wealthy right now too uh, through through hacks good, God be with you on that one uh, but I, but I, but I also I was like I was like laughing the other day.
	I told Kess I was like man, I just wish I had like five million dollars and just like could buy one of these like nice houses here and chill, and she's like there's other people in the world they're also just trying to get their hands very quickly on five million dollars too.
	But I, but no, but it.
	But it's true though I mean there's a lot of ways.
	You can get it illegally, or you can, you know you can.
	You can get into lawsuits.
	You can go to only fans.
	You could do anything.
	You scam people, this I mean.
	Or you can scam people through only fans and lawsuits.
	You can do whatever the fuck you want but but, but honestly, only if you're a woman yeah, but I mean no one wants to see flawed's butthole No, I'll just Andrew Tate it.
	I'll just pimp it out.
	He's running the cam house.
	Yeah, but I meant people just do, right?
	People like fake their own falls and then sue companies.
	And then it's like, yes, it's a way to get ahead.
	Laws comes in OnlyFans or sue OnlyFans for distributing your butthole.
	I know this girl who has she's like had so many lawsuits and made multiple.
	What's her name?
	What's the girl's name?
	Oh, Gina.
	Yeah, Gina.
	This girl, she got electrocuted.
	She touched like an electric wire.
	Got a bunch of money.
	She slipped and fell.
	She's got a bunch of money.
	She got hit by a taxi.
	She had cancer.
	Yeah, she had cancer.
	Which isn't a lawsuit, but she's a good griff.
	It's very popular these days.
	A lot of people are into that, that form of quick cash grabs.
	But it's very popular.
	It's very popular.
	Have you ever seen those Asian videos where they jump in front of the car trying to get the lawsuit?
	Yeah.
	And they're like, oh, my neck, my neck.
	Oh, I need money.
	Oh, that's so terrible.
	Remember the rapper that just walked into that person and she fell trying to get money?
	Yeah, they go to the press and they're like, oh, they hurt me.
	It's like, show me on the doll where the car hit you.
	It's the age.
	It's the age-old.
	Get the press on my side.
	Get the public on my side.
	And unfortunately, it's the lot of these people.
	That's what the OnlyFans.
	I'm glad.
	I think the OnlyFans probably stop the lawsuit scams because not all of them.
	Yeah, because it's like, just show your pussy and then you can get a, then you're going to make.
	Like, do you know how many girls are like, I know there's a lot of girls.
	The average that a girl makes like $24, I think a month.
	So girls are just like, yeah.
	Yeah.
	$70, $24.
	But the ones that are making money, I'm not going to say who because I'm not going to out there their income.
	I've had a guest on the show that has an OnlyFans.
	I asked them their income and they're making $250k a month and they're not even having sex.
	They're just doing like, what's it called?
	They're just doing like whatever.
	I don't mean to mean this in a bad way.
	Tasteful nudes, if that makes sense.
	Like Playboy level kind of stuff, right?
	Yeah.
	So this is not like hardcore porn.
	Still will degenerate.
	I mean, like, obviously, porn's a struggle for most men and to some degree.
	And it's like, it's available even for a lot of women.
	It's become more of a difficult thing.
	So it's not like shaming you for the fact of if you struggle, but still, that's really a lot of simps.
	Because is it to me, is it the girl's fault or is it the fucking losers who pay for that?
	It's the dude paying, obviously, every time.
	Like, you could easily just stop the income and OnlyFans would die.
	But who's paying for OnlyFans?
	That's what I'm saying.
	Plenty of guys.
	That's the thing.
	Most guys ain't like aren't doing it, aren't getting it.
	So they're just seeing girls and they're following it.
	Like, and the thing is, some of them are like girls from that they knew from high school and they're like, oh, I always liked her.
	Yeah.
	And then some like, they'll start making money like that.
	This shit is so weird.
	It is just like another subscription.
	It's like, oh, add it to my bank.
	I can automatically withdraw five bucks a month.
	Yeah, they're like five dollars a month.
	These girls are selling some.
	And then some girls are like, on sale, $2.99.
	I need to pay rent.
	Like, they don't need to.
	It's so bad.
	I do get it because it's like a temptation.
	Who the hell sells their body for $6 a month?
	Which you can.
	You're not going to get my butthole, but maybe you will one day.
	At ElijahSchaffer.locals.com.
	Help me buy a gallon of gas.
	I'm going to try to pay right now.
	I'm trying to buy a gallon of gas.
	Nah.
	No, life is very, very funny, very, very good right now.
	I really do enjoy it.
	The community is great at locals.
	You guys got to join if you haven't already.
	There's no reason not to.
	And if you're watching on Rumble, I swear, if you're watching on Rumble and you have not subscribed yet, what the hell are you doing?
	Click the link down right there.
	Click the join.
	Do you know what else I found out recently about Rumble, guys, of why there's not so many super chats on Rumble?
	Apparently, you can't super chat on the phone.
	I was gonna do on the desktop.
	What?
	I think somebody said that on Instagram and Money Wars.
	Yeah, see, they're messing up, man.
	That's the thing that stops people from going over there.
	They have to get the simple little things.
	Certain things.
	Pop-out chat.
	No, they got pop-out chat now.
	Do they?
	Watch.
	I haven't been on there in like a week, so I didn't know.
	Bro, watch.
	Boom.
	That's dope.
	Pop-out chat.
	They just got it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So there.
	That's dope.
	And they gotta.
	Do they have pinned comments too now?
	Yeah, so you can pin.
	They need to make that because that's another thing we need.
	For the dono links and stuff.
	Because then you have to keep putting it in.
	They got to make it easy for the consumer and for the user or for the creative.
	You can't pin comments.
	Yeah, see, they got to do little chatbots or something.
	They just little things.
	So we do have that.
	Testies.
	Life chat on the phone just can't donate.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	I didn't realize that until the other day.
	I was like, I was wondering what that was.
	You could use a browser, someone said, but no one thinks that.
	Yeah, no one does that.
	I'll be honest.
	I told you, Rumble's about three years ahead of its time, but I'm going to keep using it because I think in three years, maybe we'll have 100, 150,000 subscribers on there.
	And then that's when it takes off.
	And now you're starting in advance.
	Now there's a bunch more creators on there and you're already starting with 150,000 followers.
	And also, like I said, the nice thing about it is 150,000 followers is probably like 2,000 or 3,000 live viewers, where on YouTube, that's like a couple hundred with the way they suppress the channels.
	So you'll have a better viewership with less subscribers on YouTube.
	Like Rikata gets like 12,000 people watching a show.
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy.
	He had like 200K overnight.
	That's wild.
	Overnight, he had 200K.
	And I was like, that's when I realized how big Rikita was.
	It really blew my mind that I didn't know he was doing numbers like that on Rumble.
	I had no idea because I didn't know people were over there.
	That was the thing that inspired me.
	I was like, I need to get over here.
	If there's that many people over here, and I'm just, I just got to make the content.
	Yeah, no, we're, they definitely are.
	They're 100% over here.
	Like, they're, they're 150% over here.
	Yeah.
	And it's, it's here.
	You do, you do.
	I'm applying to like get in their algorithm, though.
	I've told you we have a problem with the channel because it was belonged to Blaze and it was an administration account.
	It took me forever to get control of it.
	So we're like in this, like where it says like warning your videos will not be suggested in the algorithm or something like that because it's got this mirror thing on it.
	It's just like a corporate account.
	I'm trying to get it off.
	And they have it in the business.
	They said they're fixing it and they have it in the business center and they're like working on the account so that it'll like go can go to the front page.
	People can see it.
	The streams can get recommended.
	But I'm just chilling in Australia.
	It's summertime.
	I'm having a good time.
	Yeah, I wouldn't stress it if I was you.
	Like I'm seeing your views, the pictures you're putting up, like actual what you're seeing, not views number wise.
	Like eye views?
	Yes, like what you like the beaches, scenery, sunshine.
	I wouldn't be stressed.
	Not at all.
	I'd be kicking it if that was.
	That's an amazing.
	Live your life, you know?
	That's all you can do.
	That's a fun time.
	Hell yeah.
	It's a fun time.
	we're good here I want to hear you guys up Plug your Rumble, plug your locals.
	I'm going to give you a shout here.
	Okay.
	Rumble Flaw TV.
	Again, rumble.com.
	I think it's C.
	I don't know how they do the links, but Flaw TV is what it is on Rumble.
	Flaw TV on YouTube, Flaw TV on Twitter, Flaw TV on Instagram, Flawed TV.
	That's where I really and locals, Flaudzilla.
	Locals.
	Or Flajilla.locals.com.
	Okay.
	Now I'm good.
	Mine's youtube.com/slash at the Mo Show underscore and Twitter at the Mo Show underscore posts on YouTube.
	All I have to post on YouTube in a minute, but she was doing it daily.
	So she got to do it.
	Yeah, we had a little, you know, I took a couple weeks off.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I was posting daily this week.
	I haven't posted daily just because I've just been a little bit off this week with some personal stories.
	Shut it down.
	She's Jewish.
	Shut it down.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at.
	Oh, man.
	I love it.
	Yo, the memes are fire, bro.
	I was going to grouch, bro.
	Oh, these are good.
	Oh, wow.
	Is that wild, bro?
	Who am I supposed to be?
	And look at Capital.
	I didn't even mention that.
	That's hilarious.
	That's exactly what he looks like.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at another stolen dress.
	I can't stand him.
	He also looks like that dude.
	I can't think of the movie, but he has like a bald head and he wears like a.
	I don't know.
	What movie is it?
	He's like the muscle, you know, like a robot muscle or something.
	Oh, yeah, there we are.
	I wish I knew if the joke could land.
	Oh, thank you.
	Yo, that was so good.
	It fits.
	It does.
	It fits.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Wow, you guys almost look alike there.
	Wow.
	He should have put me on the black girl thing because I have her.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yo, that's your brother from Home Alone, bro.
	Wow.
	He also looks like a dude from We the Millers.
	I can't think of his name.
	The kid.
	Yeah.
	The one that gets the tattoo.
	Yeah.
	No, whatever.
	No, no, no.
	No, not the one who gets a tattoo.
	It's the one who's on the trip with them.
	No regrets.
	The one who gets a tattoo with no regrets is the one that they meet up with after and tastes the little girl.
	Anyway, that movie sucks.
	All right, guys.
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	A huge shout-out to my guests today.
	We had my amazing guests, Flaud and Mo.
	You guys are awesome.
	We love you.
	We appreciate you.
	Check in with the Rumble.
	Don't forget to stay on board.
	The first time Mo's been on anything.
	I know.
	Really?
	You're solid, bro.
	Both times.
	Messy Christianity and this now.
	It's the first time anyone's ever asked for her to be on anything.
	She appreciates it for real.
	Oh, I wanted you to be on.
	I didn't even know that.
	I just figured it was a diet.
	I told her, I was like, I was like, I didn't even ask.
	He just said, do you want to, do you, you and Mo want to come on?
	She was like, what?
	I told her.
	I'm happy.
	We'll have you back on.
	And we'll do one watch.
	Where's one of these?
	We'll beat Togetto next time.
	Yeah, but we'll do this.
	We'll do this when Kez is here because we have, you know, we can do that.
	So we'll end up.
	So we'll have Kez and then we'll do some of the four.
	We'll have a foursome on screen in for only five hours.
	That'll be freaking awesome.
	All right, guys.
	Honestly, I really want to do that.
	For slightly offensive, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
	This is another nightly offensive live stream.
	I'll see you on Friday night.
	We're going to have a great time.
	Approximately 10 o'clock Eastern time.
	Have a great rest of the week.
	I'm signed out.

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