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As Ali Beth Stuckey said, you know, the country has really gone to shit, though she didn't say shit, when there is a spycraft from China over our heads, and nobody even cares because there's so many other things going on.
I'm late for my son's appointment to get his dick chopped off before he starts school this year, so I've got my priorities straight.
Let's get gay.
Today we have our toxic...
No, put back on your radiation glasses.
Put back on your radiation glasses.
We are putting on our spyglasses are anti-radiation meters.
We have a live picture of Donald Trump monitoring, monitoring the spy balloon that is taking over America by storm.
I don't know if you guys have seen this recently, but it is happening.
I'm like, dude, I hate everything about the internet.
But there it is.
There it is.
Staring directly at it.
He is watching it.
But if you guys don't know this, there is a spy balloon.
This is a really serious topic because obviously there's so much going on in what's happening.
I do want to also let you guys know something pretty crazy as well.
Before we jump into the story, guess what?
Locals, I know I can't see it there because it says RMTP.
To see the stream, you have to look at your thing.
But we're actually live on locals now.
So we're officially, we're streaming live on locals.
So if you go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com right there at the bottom, you can actually now, you don't have to like go to the official live chat and watch the show at the same time.
You can watch the show and the official live chat in one box.
And this is really cool.
And also, you'll soon probably be able to watch locals on your TV as well because Rumble is now on Roku.
And now they have apps on your TV.
So you can watch on your TV.
Things are growing.
Things are moving.
I'm talking to them.
We're having a good time.
That's just a reminder that you can get that there.
I can't see it.
We also, of course, have, you can watch the show on Rumble.
We have it here.
You can send your Rumble chats and join in.
Or you can just join the good old studio here.
And we're monitoring the chat and we're there.
So let's talk about this.
So how's everybody doing?
I want to see how the chat's doing.
Is everyone okay?
Have you blamed everything on the spy balloons yet?
Are we doing all right?
Have we all come to a conclusion?
I almost didn't even do a live stream tonight because there was so little going on.
But I realized the spy balloon needed to be talked about.
You understand where we're at.
It's gotten really controversial the last couple days, in fact.
It's gotten so controversial.
I saw this as well.
Luckily for us, everyone always asks, how are you doing with the spy balloon?
But they never asked the spy balloon, how's the spy balloon been doing, right?
It turns out this spy balloon is like a middle-aged man or like it's my right testicle with a thrust booster on it.
And so it basically is like a satellite tied to a balloon.
Now, as much as I do like to joke about this, I do want to bring up the fact that Allie Stuckey is correct in her assumption saying it is pretty crazy that we have a foreign country's aircraft in our airspace flying over the entire contiguous states from Montana all the way down.
I think it's in St. Louis right now.
And it doesn't register on our radars.
Now, it literally does register on our physical radars because that's how we detected it.
But you have to remember too, I mean, the fact that COVID-19 coming from China and whatnot, I mean, you don't know what's inside that ball, right?
And you know that they know that phrase, I'm not trying to burst your balls here or bust your balls?
Well, I'm just saying this is a ball, and this is China's ball and China's bubble.
And we're not trying to burst it.
Because last time we fucked with China, we found out.
Like 6 million people died.
You know, they're saying 6 million people died from COVID right now?
It's a very interesting number that they choose throughout history to define the amount of people that die in very real things that occur throughout history.
It's very interesting.
But they did.
They're saying, oh, look, 6 point-something million, but they're rounding it down for some reason.
I just was watching MSNBC, and they were reminding us that there are 6 million people that died from COVID.
Okay, so speaking of more of this, what's going on, I do want to remind you guys that there is stuff happening here that is really crazy.
So people brought up the fact that this is going on in the country, right?
And they're just kind of like, hey, I actually don't know what's going on.
So the Pentagon actually, the Pentagon addressed this about the Chinese spy balloon and the payload that's underneath it, but won't specify what it was.
We have a few clips here from the Pentagon.
And so the Pentagon is actually addressing this situation because this is the most serious topic.
This is the most serious topic.
In fact, if you aren't upset, what happened to your box here?
It's like several billion dollars to build it or something like that.
Pretty remarkable.
We're pretty screwed.
We're pretty screwed.
And this is why before we even make it funny, I might go back.
I don't know what I'm doing with my content long term, but I'm starting to feel back in that mood where I just get a little black pilled and I speak from my heart.
Because the thing is, is that we're talking about balloons.
We're arguing about gas stoves.
I'm over here still trying to raise awareness about the money.
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So speaking of this, though, I'm really, the Pentagon is addressing this.
The Pentagon, the Department of Defense is addressing this.
And debris in the field would cause damage and injuries.
This is, you know, it's slow news week when this is what we're talking about, right?
Like, this is what we're talking about.
So here's what this happens.
Is it munitions?
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It is a surveillance balloon.
Again, does not pose, we've currently assessed it does not pose a physical or military risk to people on the ground.
It's always the women in all the, like, in the videos, it's usually young people or white women.
And we have to know, this is where we needed a black man in the situation.
Thank God for black men for taking all the fat white women off the market.
Like, do you know, do you know I read a meme, and I want to know, true or false, chat, true or false, that the women of other races that will date black men, and I'm not talking about like, like, what's his name that we just had on the show?
Not like muscular black dude, but the majority of women from other races that date black dudes are the untouchables or the unpickables from their own race.
And I don't know if that's true or not.
I just was reading like a study that it was saying that like typically like undesirable women from other lighter races result and end up dating, have a higher propensity to dating black men.
I don't know what that means, but I just don't even know if that's true.
I just heard that like the social behavior of like Persian and white women and Asian women are that if they're like, that's why if they're fat or disproportionate, apparently because black guys like that shit.
I don't know.
I'm really summarizing the study in homie words.
Like I like that shit.
Yo, because black guys like that shit.
I don't know if you're black in the chat.
I don't know if that's true.
Because there is a lot of hot chicks with black guys and stuff too.
So it's not always the case.
I just meant that I've heard that like that there's like a high propensity where like black guys like other women that are not black and then they don't really care how they look.
So when I used to work at a network, sometimes there'd be so many shows recorded back to back in terms of like in a day.
Like I'd go from my show to like, I'd be like, hungover, go to my show, go to another show, and then go to like the show at night.
And I had done nothing or read anything in the day.
And sometimes I was just like on Drudge Report, like reading stories and like sending them to the producer in real time.
And they were like our best episodes with like big guests.
And I had like no prep and had no idea what was going on.
And just like suddenly formed these awesome positions on these stories that I was finding out in real time.
Or sometimes they'd like play videos and I'd be like, play that again one more time.
And I'd have no, I'd be like, I don't know who that is.
There's been times where I've been on shows with people, like big name shows, and I didn't even know what the segment was on.
Or like even with Pucker, I don't even understand quite what he's going to ask me about.
And they start talking about things and saying names of things that I don't even know what they're talking about.
Like I'm not even entirely sure what's going on.
And I would just be like, the key thing to do is when you're on a show like that, like with big, like I, I think I was on a show with Alan West and I think the Attorney General of Texas.
And I don't know what they were saying.
I kind of like just dozed off.
And they go, right, Elijah, what are your thoughts on that?
And you go, you know, I don't think anybody really says things better here than Alan West.
I mean, look at who I'm with.
The Deputy Attorney General of Texas and one of the greatest Texans to ever live.
So it really is unfortunate that we've come to this place in our society.
I mean, our culture's divulged, you know, into something so much, so much more.
Yeah, I just know that I've been in these situations with people where most people would like practice and would research and would be like, I'm really going to try.
Here's the key thing about slightly offensive in this whole thing.
I've never had a plan.
I've just been me on the camera having a ton of fun and living my life.
And it's not for everyone.
It's not for everyone.
Now we're in this lull period on the show where we're just kind of in this transitionary period where I haven't figured out what I want to do next.
I think I'm going to go work on a movie.
I think we'll probably change the way we do the show.
We'll end up, you know, getting guests in studio again.
We'll do a lot of fun stuff.
But for now, I'm just going to have fun.
You don't even know where my hands are.
I could be touching anything.
Literally, what I'm touching right now is, what I'm touching right now is I just want to show you guys.
I finally found these.
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Somebody asked me, do I really like cigars?
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Like, are these, like, like, there are people out there.
This is where I get confused with things.
I think that there are certain people that get unfair criticism and judgment.
Like, one of the people that I think gets unfair criticism and judgment, and I'm going to get roasted for this, is Benny Johnson.
And the reason why is, is because I think all the Zoomers and the America First Kids roast him.
But what Benny Johnson has done, Benny Johnston found a market that he markets his ideas to.
He found a type of content that he makes, and he makes a shit ton of money, has millions of followers, and is consistent and doesn't deal with censorship like certain people deal with, and has kids and a wife, and he has a good life.
Now, I'm not here to criticize my friends or people that I know.
I've known him since I was a child.
So you can have your opinions on Benny Johnson on you don't like his takes.
You don't think he's, you know, you don't like whatever or whatever you think about him or you have questions about his life.
I don't care.
The point is, is that he found like people 35 to 55 and makes content for them.
And he has a really good staff, like ALX and these guys.
They're really talented and they market really well.
I'm jealous sometimes because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing on the internet ever.
And it seems like it changes like every four months.
It's like a schizophrenia.
Like I always have shows that are starting and ending and I'm all over the place getting invites and job offers.
I turn the wrong ones down, except the, I mean, I turn the good ones down, accept the wrong ones.
I'm end up all over the place.
I would just like to make memes like this and just be like, yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
I'm here to take this down.
And I wish my content was a little more focused and I could just like be this.
Because this to me would be cringe.
Like if I did something like this, I would feel like I wanted to take more vaccines.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just want to end it.
Because I can't get myself to react to balloons like this.
I just can't.
Like, I don't know how people, how do people do it?
Is it real?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, Benny's different because Benny's a commentator.
And Benny is a businessman.
And he created a business and he has a target.
But, like, with politicians, you know what I'm saying?
I just feel like maybe it's like a great opportunity.
Like when, at what point and when would she post that picture of herself?
But she goes, I really like this picture.
And I'm not even kidding.
I know girls will like have a stash of pictures like saved up for the right moment when they can make a good caption because you can't just post a picture.
I never post pictures ever.
Never, ever.
And when I do, I feel like an idiot.
And then I just go, oh, I'm just not going to post a winter.
This is such an OG thing, but this was like back in LA.
Right?
As we can see here, we have Trump in the center of the protest being raised up, sort of in admiration.
And it's, you know, they're putting him in the center of the march, so Trump's still at the center of the whole thing, which is really, if you're trying to come against a guy, you probably shouldn't make him the biggest, the highest, and the baddest center of everything.
Just my opinion.
What do you feel about RPG in our current state of health?
One day we should just react to old videos because we have so many epic old videos that are like, I wonder if we, I'm looking for the main video though.
I had an incredible video.
It's probably deleted off.
No, wait.
I think it's here at the rally.
Okay.
I guess we're just going to watch some old videos for now.
Do you want to just switch to some old videos?
I think we're going to just watch this.
This is one of the, this is my video about the balloon.
This is when they first brought the balloon to LA, and I decided to, like, I left my house, and I was like, I got to go down there.
Well, one day hopefully, we'll bring back street stuff.
It's just, I just keep getting in trouble or hurt, and everyone keeps trying to ruin my face and my life and everything.
So it's like, let's just try to try something here.
I remember when I started, I didn't even know that people thought I was gay until I got on the internet because I didn't try to get involved in conservative media.
Like, I've never been conservative.
And I think people should know that, that I never have been.
And I was just a kid out of LA that thought SJWs were retarded.
I think I had like AIDS from living there, and it just slowly drained away.
It's true that you do start to become a little bit about the people you're around and the environment you're in.
And when I was in this environment, it's like I just was everyone was metro, everyone was gay, everybody was trans, and like that's just what life was.
And I hung out with mostly liberal people.
Like I was, I just hung out with progressives and liberals.
I mean, I never was progressive or liberal myself.
When you have the court docs that the MSNBC gets, you're getting the facts.
What court docs can MSNBC get that you can't get?
I wish I knew the things I do.
I would have just punched more of these people.
But anyway, like it's kind of like they cite themselves, but they did get the election predictions wrong, which is one thing they did.
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When you hear something that's being generated on social media that Clintons are winning a sex clinic out of a pizza shop, the logical mind says, well, what's your source?
Well, it turns out the source was Russia.
Wow.
So there was an incredible social media campaign orchestrated by Russia.
No, the thing is these people all ended up being wrong.
Now, the thing is, this reminds me of recently where people are like, well, how did you know about the vaccines?
The same way I knew that Russia didn't make Trump the president, okay?
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I wouldn't have thought that the American public was that gullible, was that stupid to think that that would have swayed an election, but apparently it did.
Can I just say how good this was when we were, I used to tell people where the news, and they're like, oh, they're conservative-based news.
Like, you just walk over the cell phone and ask people retarded fruitcakes in skinny jeans.
And it's like, that was the news.
We've really fallen as a society, genuinely.
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But like, he's, I love how these guys try to stop it.
Like, this is the sad part about it.
Imagine if the greatest liberty and the greatest achievement you have is that you stopped some like pseudo-fat guy with a cell phone from recording an interview with like a 40-year-old fruitcakes on like the steps of City Hall where there's human shit on the floor.
Like there's people shooting heroin down there.
There's people overdosing on fentanyl like 19 feet away.
And you're like, hey, get that guy with the phone.
I mean, they already did it in the fields, and then now it's like, it's like, it's like, it is true.
Like, you're asking the black people to do the job for you.
Stop trying to enslave black people.
That's the moral of this show.
If you'd only stop.
But I do want to bring up the fact that Alex Jones also talked about this, which is very important.
He brought up the idea of the fact that people care more about Iran and Ukraine than they do about the southern border or the Chinese spy balloon, which then puts my entire mocking position into perspective.
I'm only mocking the fact that people being so upset about this is what makes me laugh because it's really, you could just say, hey, I've got nothing to talk about, which that's why I wanted to say it's the end of the world.
And I titled this as the end of the world.
But Alex Jones believes that these are future weapons.
When you've got these blimps and you've got these dirigibles, you've got these balloons with big high-tech packages flying around, drifting around, and a lot of them have little propellers on the sides, little boosters or thrusters.
I don't know if this one does because we haven't gotten a shot of the top of it.
But regardless, that could very easily be an EMP weapon package or a test package to test an EMP attack.
And you can bet your bottom dollar, China's got thousands of them lined up ready to launch and send over the North Pole right into the United States.
They can detonate them over any targets they want.
And with a couple dozen of these, you would guarantee knock out everything above ground in the U.S.
Like now you don't have anything docking of helicopters.
These massive airships.
But this article came out today about the U.S. military's newest weapon against China and Russia, which is hot air.
The Pentagon is quietly transitioning high-altitude balloon projects to the military services.
This is becoming a really crazy thing.
So the Pentagon is working on a new plan to rise above competition from China and Russia, which are balloons.
Now this came out in 2022, okay, that this is a big, this is a big competitive market.
The high-altitude inflatables flying between 60,000 and 90,000 feet, which by the way, is approximately two to three times above commercial aircraft, from my understanding.
I think it's about 32,000 feet is where commercial planes fly.
I'm sure there's a range.
I'm not a commercial pilot, so I don't know the exact range.
If Chat could clarify that to me, that'd be great.
But we are going back to this stuff.
The high-altitude inflatables that are flying there, they have extensive surveillance networking could eventually be used to track hypersonic weapons.
Now, the idea may sound like science fiction, but Pentagon's budget documents signal the technology is moving from DOD's scientific community to the military services.
High or very high-altitude platforms have a lot of benefit for their endurance on station, maneuverability, and also flexibility for multiple payloads, said Tom Karakow, senior fellow for the International Security Program and Missile Defense Project.
The Pentagon continues to invest in these projects because the military could use the balloon for various missions.
Over the past years, the Pentagon has spent $3.8 million on balloon projects and plans to spend $27.1 million in the fiscal year in 2023 to continue work on multiple efforts.
Which is interesting, bringing that back up, is that, you know, the idea that we keep something in the past was stupid, but then we're like almost going back to the past, right?
As helicopters are crashing.
They're very faulty.
We have the ospreys.
They're not working very well.
We continue to go and we're moving back towards balloon projects.
We're just back to where these people were.
And it seems like we may not have, we shouldn't have abandoned this idea.
And it is also weird, too, that what's that one children's show where they use giant airships?
I don't have, I'm not, I don't have an in-studio producer, and so I'm just doing it all myself, which is like pretty interesting, doing all the soundboards, the videos, everything.
And we're not using stream yards.
We're not like doing some cheap cutout.
This is like actual studio software.
And I'm like pretty happy.
It's pretty rough, but still.
This is, I'm pretty, like, happy, though, because I didn't think I could do it.
And I'm doing it because I just don't want anyone to ever try.
I can't, if you can make your own show, then you can't be canceled.
Well, you can't, well, you can't get fired from your bedroom, and you also can't get, you also can't have people can do whatever they want to try to stop you.
But if you know how to do your own show and you know how to build stuff, then there's nothing they can really do to stop you.
At this point, my mind is ready to believe and accept anything because I'm like, who's that crazy man who thinks he's a woman with the white hair and some lipstick in the U.S. military?
Whatever.
The people that are actually going on and what they're actually up to, it wouldn't surprise me.
Well, by the way, here is an interesting article that came up as well.
The Army wants to launch drone swarms behind enemy lines from high-altitude balloons.
The balloons could also collect intelligence service communication relays from 2020 from thewarzone.com.
Send sensors by Joseph.
So here's like an example of how they could be used to drop drones behind enemy lines.
That's what people are saying it could be for like testing to see if we'll shoot it down or if we'll detect it, see what our detection services are like.
And then it could go unattended ground sensors, etc.
And it kind of has an attack.
And it also said here.
So I got this fancy touchscreen.
So I can move this stuff over because the U.S. Army is looking to develop a network of high-altitude balloons that would fly in stratosphere and be able to launch swarms of unmanned aircraft, including those configured as loitering munitions, also known as suicide drones over enemy-controlled territory.
These lighter-than-air vehicles could also be configured as sensor platforms to collect various kinds of intelligence or deploy other surveillance systems that would fall on the ground in order to monitor hostile movements as well as fact as communication relays.
The Army's program, Executive Office for Intelligence, Electronic Warfare, and Sensors, or PEW, posted a briefing, basically said that they're going to be able to use these for that very reason.
I think there's like another picture.
Yeah, here it's more high-def of this idea where they want to use these weather balloons to drop aerial drones behind enemy lines and create these sort of networks, you know, I guess to evade fifth generation jets and to be able to take out sensors.
I guess they could be kamikaze drones.
I don't really know the full scope, but that's on a serious note of why people might be upset about this or why people might be worried.
But I also think it's just mostly funny.
I want it to be kind of hilarious.
I do find it to be kind of hilarious.
At this time, I'm going to go ahead and put, we're going to continue this.
We have a few more.
We've got to keep going actually on this.
I'm going to be putting the Rumble.
Let me see if I can do this.
Yeah, let's go ahead and let's get this in here.
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We're just going to go finish this on Rumble.
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And so we're going to go ahead and we're going to just spend some time in Rumble only.
And we're going to be checking that out here.
So let me go ahead and let me click off on the YouTube stream and then we're all going to meet over at Rumble.
So let me stop here.
Okay, great.
All right.
We've stopped at the YouTube.
Let me make sure that's true.
And yep, the YouTube stream is awesome.
Okay, great.
We're now just over at Rumble.
It's just us.
We're hanging.
And we're back.
Which means that we're about to show some videos of black people hurting white people.
So, speaking of that, with all everything going on, Biden gave some remarks that they were talking to Biden, right?
It's about what's going on with the weather balloon and how we're going to stop it and whether or not we've, you know, whether we should be keeping our eyes on China and what we should be doing.
And this is what he says about our situation, our control of China, right?
Why we shouldn't worry about the weather balloons.
If I can go here real quickly, he also said that we united the Asia, went down even further and said, we united the Asia, that Japan is stronger than ever.
So while we're talking about how, to answer your question, like, we're talking about how bad things are with the weather balloon.
This is in Texas behind an HEV.
Everybody's pulling food out of the dumpsters to get food because no one has money for food.
And so there's like massive raids on grocery store dumpsters happening right now across the country, apparently.
And in Texas, people, because of like the, there was the freeze, right?
So there was the freeze in Texas.
And so they end up throwing away a bunch of the food because food thawed, you know, because the power went out.
And so the police are trying to get people to stop raiding the trash cans, but people are so desperate for food that there was a thaw out and everyone's raiding the trash cans.
And that's why I make a joke about the weather balloons.
It's not because World War III isn't possible and this isn't funny.
But it's also like you are seriously raiding.
We have people that are so desperate for food that they're raiding dumpsters after a storm and realistically speaking, and HB's like, please do not eat the food.
It's not good for you.
And people are like, bitch, I don't care.
I can't afford to feed my kids.
And then they're like, worry about a weather balloon.
Worry about a weather balloon.
What do you mean worry about a weather balloon?
Like, I don't care about a weather balloon.
It's like, well, it might have drones.
Dude, do you know how many bases we have around the United States around China in Japan and South Korea and the tip of northern Australia?
I mean, it's remarkable.
I don't know if you ever, have you ever seen a picture of how many bases we have surrounding China?
I just meant we have the entire country surrounded by air bases, American air bases.
We can have strategic bombing very quickly, right?
From the Philippines down all the way down.
We have an immense amount of airspace right there that we can just go immediately and we can start bombing and we can start creating destruction across their land.
So it's like, I'm not threatened by this.
I'm not trying to downplay it as in like, if people were realistic, I just think it's a grift that everyone's, you know, acting like it's the end of the world.
So I just went, I just took the grift and said, okay, yeah, well, it's World War III.
It's the end of the world because I can't handle it anymore.
Why is everything the end of the world?
I think it's just funny.
Next story.
This is, I love the responses to this.
Like, when did we let our children behave like this?
And I always go, children, you know?
Children.
Why do we let our children behave like this?
Well, this is a 14-year-old boy beating up a nine-year-old girl.
So she had complained about bullying before, and the school said there's nothing they could do about it because they didn't want to be seen as racist.
Because you can't stop black people from being violent, apparently.
Imagine that's your kid.
Yeah, it makes me feel sick.
I know.
And I just, the reason why I hate the con right, the conservative establishment so much sometimes is because it's like they watch it, go, wow, we really need fathers in the home.
And you're like, brother, We've had spy balloons over America.
Guys, this is profound, by the way, and I want you to take me seriously for a second here.
This is a really deep take that I had about the spy balloons connecting it to this video.
And I think that we all can agree this.
You know, the Chinese spy balloon has only been over America for two days, and already 13% of the population is committing over 50% of the violent crime.
How is China doing this, right?
Like, we're concerned about spy balloons, and we have our nine-year-old girls getting beat up by these high school boys.
It's called lack of impulse control.
Happy Black History Month, everybody.
You know what's Black History Month?
I found out?
I didn't even know.
It's Black History Month.
We'll do a Black History Month episode next week.
But it's Black History Month.
And it's Black History Month.
So, you know, we've gotten to a position to where it's like, dude, at some point, you also remember that that stat, which I like, people pretend like they figured this out, but everybody knows, right?
It's not even 6% of the population because it's young men, like 14 to 35, that are committing the crime.
So it's like 2% of the U.S. population commits half the violent crime.
Like, if there was 2% of the U.S. population missing, we would have half as little crime going on in this country violently.
Like, we'd literally pretty much be twice as safe as we are now.
Like, everything would change if it just wasn't for this small group and population of people.
They go, wow, father's in the home.
Brother, it's a lot more than just that.
That's all I'll say.
It does matter.
It's just like the right is so soft these days.
They're such pussies.
Everyone's such a pussy.
We like, we, you know what I mean?
They all are.
They're such pussies.
Everyone is.
I literally, I've worked in it.
I know it.
It's just like no one speaks the truth because they don't want to speak the truth because it's like, oh, well, my advertisers might get mad.
It's like, there's a fine line.
Yeah.
But don't lie to your audience.
Like, you could say like, hey, the truth is there and I don't want to say it.
Or just like, you know what the truth is and I can't say it for A, B, and C.
But to pretend like there's just not something vehemently wrong with a certain subset group of people in our country is out of this world.
You know?
I mean, and it's, and it's just, you guys could keep being victims of it, but you can keep being victims of it if you want to or you can do something about it.
It's a real problem.
And you watch the video, it's sick.
The little girl's getting toasted by a 14-year-old.
Like, I'm considering even long-term changing up this podcast to just like literally not even having political people on.
Like, just inviting, like, random hoes and people on and just talking to them about random shit and getting their opinions and roasting them kind of a little bit.
Speaking of moist, they said, as I also discussed in my show, my only real concern is that the women involved, who apparently require a bucket and a mop, get the medical care they require by doctor's wife, differential diagnosis, bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection or trichominosis it's trichomonas minosis.
I don't know what that is.
Okay, never.
I thought anybody was talking about some infection.
Uh, Doomsday Cracker said, I knew you would do it, you beautifully retarded brother in Christ.
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it's only six bucks to subscribe on locals actually um so that's only oh here's another one It says, keep talking about the Chinese balloons until something is done about it.
It's true.
It's true.
Pop that bitch.
We should do an epic.
It should be called live streaming until they pop the balloon super party.