Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - CHINESE Spy Balloons THREATEN WW3?!

Feb. 4, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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CHINESE Spy Balloons THREATEN WW3?!

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	Bad news, everybody.
	The world is about to end.
	We've officially hit World War III.
	As Ali Beth Stuckey said, you know, the country has really gone to shit, though she didn't say shit, when there is a spycraft from China over our heads, and nobody even cares because there's so many other things going on.
	I'm late for my son's appointment to get his dick chopped off before he starts school this year, so I've got my priorities straight.
	Let's get gay.
	Today we have our toxic...
	No, put back on your radiation glasses.
	Put back on your radiation glasses.
	We are putting on our spyglasses are anti-radiation meters.
	We have to keep these on.
	We have to keep these on.
	We must keep these on.
	If China gets one look in my eyes, it's over.
	Yeah, I wasn't wearing the same shirt from the last live stream.
	Did I shower?
	We're on the last few of them.
	Did I shower?
	Did I not?
	Does it really even matter at this point?
	We're all going to die.
	Welcome, chat, to another installment of Knightly Offensive.
	This is the Monday, Wednesday, Friday live stream shit stream, and today is more shit than ever.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is, of course, my show.
	And I'm joined by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
	QF Agent 95.
	Yeah, so this is getting really crazy.
	I mean, I don't know if you've seen this, but I mean, there are helicopters in the sky flying.
	I know there's helicopters.
	My friend actually saw the spy balloon.
	If you don't know what's going on, we'll give you an introduction in a second.
	They saw the spy balloon and now they're gay.
	So basically what happened was it was really crazy.
	Like he was just having sex with a guy.
	His wife walked in and then he was, the wife was about to get mad and be like, yo, are you, you're gay?
	Like you're having sex with a man.
	And then the truth came out.
	He looked at the spy balloon.
	Oh, shoot.
	And the Chinese turned him gay.
	So, I mean, they're doing well.
	They're doing well.
	I mean.
	They're doing well and it makes sense, right?
	I mean, everyone knows.
	You never know what's going to happen if you stare directly at the spy balloon because nobody's going to do it.
	So it's the other thing with Chinese.
	Who will?
	Who?
	Do you know who's going to take off their glasses, the sunglasses, and stare directly at the big spy balloon in the sky?
	Donald Trump.
	Donald Trump.
	Yeah.
	He would do that.
	Yeah, I know.
	We do.
	We do have a Donald Trump.
	We have a live picture of Donald Trump monitoring, monitoring the spy balloon that is taking over America by storm.
	I don't know if you guys have seen this recently, but it is happening.
	I'm like, dude, I hate everything about the internet.
	But there it is.
	There it is.
	Staring directly at it.
	He is watching it.
	But if you guys don't know this, there is a spy balloon.
	This is a really serious topic because obviously there's so much going on in what's happening.
	I do want to also let you guys know something pretty crazy as well.
	Before we jump into the story, guess what?
	Locals, I know I can't see it there because it says RMTP.
	To see the stream, you have to look at your thing.
	But we're actually live on locals now.
	So we're officially, we're streaming live on locals.
	So if you go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com right there at the bottom, you can actually now, you don't have to like go to the official live chat and watch the show at the same time.
	You can watch the show and the official live chat in one box.
	And this is really cool.
	And also, you'll soon probably be able to watch locals on your TV as well because Rumble is now on Roku.
	And now they have apps on your TV.
	So you can watch on your TV.
	Things are growing.
	Things are moving.
	I'm talking to them.
	We're having a good time.
	That's just a reminder that you can get that there.
	I can't see it.
	We also, of course, have, you can watch the show on Rumble.
	We have it here.
	You can send your Rumble chats and join in.
	Or you can just join the good old studio here.
	And we're monitoring the chat and we're there.
	So let's talk about this.
	So how's everybody doing?
	I want to see how the chat's doing.
	Is everyone okay?
	Have you blamed everything on the spy balloons yet?
	Are we doing all right?
	Have we all come to a conclusion?
	I almost didn't even do a live stream tonight because there was so little going on.
	But I realized the spy balloon needed to be talked about.
	You understand where we're at.
	It's gotten really controversial the last couple days, in fact.
	It's gotten so controversial.
	I saw this as well.
	Luckily for us, everyone always asks, how are you doing with the spy balloon?
	But they never asked the spy balloon, how's the spy balloon been doing, right?
	Well, I don't know many people who can speak Chinese or Mandarin.
	So.
	Oh, Mark's safe from being shot down by U.S. military today.
	Oh, lucky.
	That is really one lucky day.
	So that's a spy balloon.
	That's it right there.
	It turns out this spy balloon is like a middle-aged man or like it's my right testicle with a thrust booster on it.
	And so it basically is like a satellite tied to a balloon.
	Now, as much as I do like to joke about this, I do want to bring up the fact that Allie Stuckey is correct in her assumption saying it is pretty crazy that we have a foreign country's aircraft in our airspace flying over the entire contiguous states from Montana all the way down.
	I think it's in St. Louis right now.
	And it doesn't register on our radars.
	Now, it literally does register on our physical radars because that's how we detected it.
	But you have to remember too, I mean, the fact that COVID-19 coming from China and whatnot, I mean, you don't know what's inside that ball, right?
	And you know that they know that phrase, I'm not trying to burst your balls here or bust your balls?
	I thought it was burst your bubble.
	Bust your balls, I mean, yeah, burst your bubble, bust your balls.
	It's the same thing.
	Well, I'm just saying this is a ball, and this is China's ball and China's bubble.
	And we're not trying to burst it.
	Because last time we fucked with China, we found out.
	Like 6 million people died.
	You know, they're saying 6 million people died from COVID right now?
	It's a very interesting number that they choose throughout history to define the amount of people that die in very real things that occur throughout history.
	It's very interesting.
	But they did.
	They're saying, oh, look, 6 point-something million, but they're rounding it down for some reason.
	I just was watching MSNBC, and they were reminding us that there are 6 million people that died from COVID.
	And counting?
	Well, that's it.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But I did want to be very serious today because I wanted to say that one of the balloons, they found out there's more balloons.
	One of the balloons was actually shot down.
	So they actually shot it.
	Unluckily.
	They shot it down just a few minutes ago.
	What?
	Yeah, they actually shot the balloon down.
	With guns?
	Well, somebody did.
	Like, it wasn't the government.
	Oh, shoot.
	Yeah, somebody shot it down.
	And they have a wanted picture out, and this is who they're thinking was involved.
	Likely.
	Do you think it's possible?
	Yeah.
	He looks exactly like the sort of person who would do that.
	He just looks like somebody who would commit mass.
	He looks like someone that would shoot a balloon down, call you the N-word, but then also remind you that women will always let you down.
	But you know who doesn't let you down?
	Jesus.
	No.
	Oh.
	A male friend with Asperger's.
	Huh?
	Mm-hmm.
	Aspergers.
	Why?
	Because he's no drama.
	He says what he means.
	He says what he thinks.
	And usually he'll come down to a position of logic.
	Women are complicated.
	They like to exaggerate.
	They like to cause drama.
	But men with Asperger's are just.
	They might not wipe well.
	They might have a little poop in their butt maybe or something.
	How would you even know that?
	I just feel like hygiene wouldn't be high up on the Aspergers.
	I feel like they're just a little bit odd.
	Like they're the kind of person they'd be good.
	Someone with Asperger's would be a good friend.
	But because you don't get it?
	Because they have Asperger's.
	They have a little bit of shit in their shit.
	Oh.
	In their butt.
	It's called Asperger's.
	Burgers in your Asperger.
	Tell me about the time where you used to work with disabled people or something like that.
	Used to work with disabled people.
	Every time I try to get up in the morning and get ready, it's like dealing with a disabled person.
	Are you talking about me?
	No, me.
	People are like, do you work with the men?
	Have you ever worked with the mentally ill?
	I go, have you ever gotten up in the morning and had to do your day?
	That's my life.
	I work with a mentally ill person every morning.
	On a side note, my eyeballs are hurting a lot.
	Yeah, can we take these off?
	Yeah, my eyes are really hurting.
	Yeah, it's not really fun.
	Plus, these are, what are they called?
	Polarized?
	Like the country?
	What, Poland?
	No, polarized, like our country.
	You know, polarized?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Sorry.
	I don't know why.
	You're just too clever.
	You're a little off today, aren't you?
	You're a little off.
	You're a little off.
	Okay, so speaking of more of this, what's going on, I do want to remind you guys that there is stuff happening here that is really crazy.
	So people brought up the fact that this is going on in the country, right?
	And they're just kind of like, hey, I actually don't know what's going on.
	So the Pentagon actually, the Pentagon addressed this about the Chinese spy balloon and the payload that's underneath it, but won't specify what it was.
	We have a few clips here from the Pentagon.
	And so the Pentagon is actually addressing this situation because this is the most serious topic.
	This is the most serious topic.
	In fact, if you aren't upset, what happened to your box here?
	I don't know, but did they rebuild the Pentagon after 9-11?
	Yeah, and actually, I just found out yesterday that the FBI is building a brand new headquarters in Virginia.
	I think they're in Langley now, but they're building one twice the size of the Pentagon.
	so the FBI what do they need to put in this the FBI The FBI is creating a headquarters that is twice the size of our Department of Defense.
	Like our whole defense department is smaller.
	The FBI is expanding that much that they need a building twice the size of the Pentagon.
	Yeah, like Department of Defense.
	So the FBI is building a building twice the size of the Pentagon.
	Taxpayer funded too.
	In the recent bill.
	What are they up to?
	It's like several billion dollars to build it or something like that.
	Pretty remarkable.
	We're pretty screwed.
	We're pretty screwed.
	And this is why before we even make it funny, I might go back.
	I don't know what I'm doing with my content long term, but I'm starting to feel back in that mood where I just get a little black pilled and I speak from my heart.
	Because the thing is, is that we're talking about balloons.
	We're arguing about gas stoves.
	I'm over here still trying to raise awareness about the money.
	No one asked me my opinions of gas stoves.
	I was totally left out of that.
	What is your opinion of gas stoves?
	Well, to be honest, I missed the whole entire thing.
	I just had people upset about it.
	And I would have liked to have been included on that conversation because as a woman, I have an opinion about it.
	If you would just give me a couple of the details that people were discussing, then I could give you an opinion.
	All right.
	Well, let me just tell you this.
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	So speaking of this, though, I'm really, the Pentagon is addressing this.
	The Pentagon, the Department of Defense is addressing this.
	And debris in the field would cause damage and injuries.
	This is, you know, it's slow news week when this is what we're talking about, right?
	Like, this is what we're talking about.
	So here's what this happens.
	Is it munitions?
	It is a surveillance balloon.
	Again, does not pose, we've currently assessed it does not pose a physical or military risk to people on the ground.
	Okay, what could payload that is it an engine?
	I'm just trying to.
	Again, I can't go into more details.
	Why?
	Okay.
	Thank you very much, everybody.
	That is a married man.
	That is a married man.
	That was really good.
	A woman asked him a question.
	He just says, I can't go into details.
	Thank you.
	And moved on.
	That's the key thing.
	Don't give the women the details.
	They'll use them against you forever.
	Don't give the woman the details.
	Even if they're a reporter, just keep it away.
	Yes.
	Thank you, Martha.
	Why don't you go ask your husband that question?
	Because maybe you could work on your marriage since he doesn't want to talk to you in three days.
	Thank you.
	That's all.
	No more questions.
	Why didn't he want to answer whether or not?
	Why?
	When women ask you questions, there's always a catch.
	There's always a catch.
	There's always a catch.
	There is always a catch.
	There's literally always a catch.
	I'm not the only one who thinks that.
	No, no.
	I've heard that it's Helium-19.
	It's a new deadly gas, someone said on YouTube.
	But they were asked about that.
	I just don't understand what – like we're talking about this somewhat ironically because I think it's funny and there's nothing else to talk about.
	So I decided that we would just do like the first 20 minutes of just bullshitting about a balloon because it's actually kind of hilarious.
	But I also have to say, on a side note, because we're talking about marriage, this man couldn't control his wife when she was asking questions.
	And he ended up having to throw hands for it.
	Watch this.
	Yo, yo, come get outside, bro.
	No, we have five, bro.
	What did I say?
	What did I say?
	I didn't say anything.
	C'mon, c'mon, you get it, Herbie!
	C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
	Yo, Chase!
	No, no, fuck out.
	Stop.
	Fuck out.
	Please.
	Please.
	No.
	I didn't want to instigate that shit, bro.
	You don't know where to fucking my brother's ass.
	I think she would have been fine.
	I think he should have just let her fight that fight because she was much bigger than him.
	Yeah, what do we think, Chad?
	Why do women get physically aggressive like that?
	It's always the women in all the, like, in the videos, it's usually young people or white women.
	And we have to know, this is where we needed a black man in the situation.
	Thank God for black men for taking all the fat white women off the market.
	Like, do you know, do you know I read a meme, and I want to know, true or false, chat, true or false, that the women of other races that will date black men, and I'm not talking about like, like, what's his name that we just had on the show?
	Not like muscular black dude, but the majority of women from other races that date black dudes are the untouchables or the unpickables from their own race.
	And I don't know if that's true or not.
	I just was reading like a study that it was saying that like typically like undesirable women from other lighter races result and end up dating, have a higher propensity to dating black men.
	I don't know what that means, but I just don't even know if that's true.
	I just heard that like the social behavior of like Persian and white women and Asian women are that if they're like, that's why if they're fat or disproportionate, apparently because black guys like that shit.
	I don't know.
	I'm really summarizing the study in homie words.
	Like I like that shit.
	Yo, because black guys like that shit.
	I don't know if you're black in the chat.
	I don't know if that's true.
	Because there is a lot of hot chicks with black guys and stuff too.
	So it's not always the case.
	I just meant that I've heard that like that there's like a high propensity where like black guys like other women that are not black and then they don't really care how they look.
	I've never been black.
	I've never been a black man.
	I've never dated a black man that I remember.
	So I don't have any recollection of it.
	I don't know if I'm.
	I always would have preferred to be with a white man.
	If I'm allowed to say that.
	But also, can I show you this really quickly?
	Yes.
	Look at this.
	What?
	Hold on.
	This one just.
	Okay.
	I don't think...
	Oh, my...
	You know what I realize?
	We need to have a word that does like this.
	We need to have like something that's just like and look at this one too.
	We need to have some canceled.
	We need to have some new sound effects.
	What's the new one?
	Can you put it on your big screen?
	Yeah, I think that's this one here, right?
	Wait.
	Yeah.
	Oh, so good.
	Okay, all right.
	All right.
	All right.
	We need to move on.
	We need to move on.
	That is so good.
	I love how it's just like the most random, the most random stream today about nothing.
	Well, all we have is a balloon to talk about.
	So we've got to extend it.
	But can we, can we, we're just literally here to hang out with you tonight.
	Like, we don't even have a direction on this.
	So that's why I brought a couple of props here tonight because I, I need this feels like.
	What?
	This feels like when people are like on the Instagram stories, like, I'm bored, you guys.
	Ask me anything.
	I'm going to do an ask me anything.
	So put your questions down below and I'm going to ask me anything.
	Do you know?
	Do you want to know a truthful statement?
	You did one of those?
	No, no.
	A truthful statement.
	So when I used to work at a network, sometimes there'd be so many shows recorded back to back in terms of like in a day.
	Like I'd go from my show to like, I'd be like, hungover, go to my show, go to another show, and then go to like the show at night.
	And I had done nothing or read anything in the day.
	And sometimes I was just like on Drudge Report, like reading stories and like sending them to the producer in real time.
	And they were like our best episodes with like big guests.
	And I had like no prep and had no idea what was going on.
	And just like suddenly formed these awesome positions on these stories that I was finding out in real time.
	Or sometimes they'd like play videos and I'd be like, play that again one more time.
	And I'd have no, I'd be like, I don't know who that is.
	There's been times where I've been on shows with people, like big name shows, and I didn't even know what the segment was on.
	Or like even with Pucker, I don't even understand quite what he's going to ask me about.
	And they start talking about things and saying names of things that I don't even know what they're talking about.
	Like I'm not even entirely sure what's going on.
	And I would just be like, the key thing to do is when you're on a show like that, like with big, like I, I think I was on a show with Alan West and I think the Attorney General of Texas.
	And I don't know what they were saying.
	I kind of like just dozed off.
	And they go, right, Elijah, what are your thoughts on that?
	And you go, you know, I don't think anybody really says things better here than Alan West.
	I mean, look at who I'm with.
	The Deputy Attorney General of Texas and one of the greatest Texans to ever live.
	So it really is unfortunate that we've come to this place in our society.
	I mean, our culture's divulged, you know, into something so much, so much more.
	It's just difficult to put into words.
	And I think, you know what I'm saying.
	Right?
	Yeah, that's so good.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know exactly what I'm saying.
	What am I saying?
	There's been times where you're just like in these conversations on shows, you have no idea what's going on.
	Like I was one time on Tim Pooh with Matt Walsh and I was like getting like some very, very, very, very annoying news on my phone one time.
	And I was, I, I tuned out for like 10 minutes.
	And then I just like zoned back in and like Matt Walsh and Tim Poole were arguing about aliens or something.
	I was like, I don't know what's, I don't know where this went.
	I don't know what's going on.
	And I just like look to my left and Matt Walsh was very passionate, like sitting there just like, I'm just passionate.
	And there's Tim Poole and he's like arguing with him.
	I'm in this bus in the middle of Tennessee and I don't know what we're trying to explain to the public.
	I never re-watched that episode, but I don't think I said anything helpful at that moment.
	Well, speaking of aliens, for this one.
	Oh my gosh.
	Yeah, I just know that I've been in these situations with people where most people would like practice and would research and would be like, I'm really going to try.
	Here's the key thing about slightly offensive in this whole thing.
	I've never had a plan.
	I've just been me on the camera having a ton of fun and living my life.
	And it's not for everyone.
	It's not for everyone.
	Now we're in this lull period on the show where we're just kind of in this transitionary period where I haven't figured out what I want to do next.
	I think I'm going to go work on a movie.
	I think we'll probably change the way we do the show.
	We'll end up, you know, getting guests in studio again.
	We'll do a lot of fun stuff.
	But for now, I'm just going to have fun.
	You don't even know where my hands are.
	I could be touching anything.
	Literally, what I'm touching right now is, what I'm touching right now is I just want to show you guys.
	I finally found these.
	They're never anywhere.
	If you guys want a little, this is a little section called cigar advice with Elijah.
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	And the reason why I like these, these are very reliable.
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	They're smooth drag.
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	So they're better than some things that I've seen recently.
	Some things.
	Do we know what we're talking about?
	Some things.
	But these are Monte Cristo number twos.
	They're very reliable.
	They're very good cigars.
	Somebody asked me, do I really like cigars?
	The answer is yes, I really do like cigars.
	I genuinely enjoy them, and I don't know how you couldn't.
	Because they're actually awesome.
	And they're part of the life.
	Okay.
	Can we just get into this?
	So I have to be kind here because I can't say anything.
	But I don't know if anything on the internet is parody or reality anymore.
	Do you know this problem where you don't know if things are a joke or not?
	Yeah.
	Pretty much all the time.
	Yeah.
	So, like, somebody who I've had on this show, listen to me.
	Somebody I've had on this show that I've had on the show and was very nice and I've met in person, I think.
	And no, no, no, no.
	Like, I can't tell if people are joking.
	Like, you know, Donald Trump, you can't tell when he's serious or when he's joking.
	Like, you know, he says things like, like, he read a truth tweet and said, a truth and said, shoot down that balloon.
	You don't know if he's being serious.
	This is another person.
	I never know when they're serious or not.
	I'm told there's a balloon that needs to be taken care of.
	I can't figure out if this stuff's real.
	I can't figure out if it's real or not.
	Like, are these, like, like, there are people out there.
	This is where I get confused with things.
	I think that there are certain people that get unfair criticism and judgment.
	Like, one of the people that I think gets unfair criticism and judgment, and I'm going to get roasted for this, is Benny Johnson.
	And the reason why is, is because I think all the Zoomers and the America First Kids roast him.
	But what Benny Johnson has done, Benny Johnston found a market that he markets his ideas to.
	He found a type of content that he makes, and he makes a shit ton of money, has millions of followers, and is consistent and doesn't deal with censorship like certain people deal with, and has kids and a wife, and he has a good life.
	Now, I'm not here to criticize my friends or people that I know.
	I've known him since I was a child.
	So you can have your opinions on Benny Johnson on you don't like his takes.
	You don't think he's, you know, you don't like whatever or whatever you think about him or you have questions about his life.
	I don't care.
	The point is, is that he found like people 35 to 55 and makes content for them.
	And he has a really good staff, like ALX and these guys.
	They're really talented and they market really well.
	I'm jealous sometimes because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing on the internet ever.
	And it seems like it changes like every four months.
	It's like a schizophrenia.
	Like I always have shows that are starting and ending and I'm all over the place getting invites and job offers.
	I turn the wrong ones down, except the, I mean, I turn the good ones down, accept the wrong ones.
	I'm end up all over the place.
	I would just like to make memes like this and just be like, yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
	I'm here to take this down.
	And I wish my content was a little more focused and I could just like be this.
	Because this to me would be cringe.
	Like if I did something like this, I would feel like I wanted to take more vaccines.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I just want to end it.
	Because I can't get myself to react to balloons like this.
	I just can't.
	Like, I don't know how people, how do people do it?
	Is it real?
	That's what I'm saying.
	Like, Benny's different because Benny's a commentator.
	And Benny is a businessman.
	And he created a business and he has a target.
	But, like, with politicians, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, is this real?
	Are you cringe or is this real?
	Well, I'm just wondering, from a girl's perspective, go back to that picture.
	That is a pretty cool picture.
	If I had a picture like that where I looked cool, I had a cool little army outfit on.
	I'm looking up in this guy.
	I've got a big old gun.
	And I was thinking of what?
	I want to post this picture, but I can't just post pictures of myself.
	I have to have like a cool caption.
	This is like a relevant, cool content.
	Is this like a hoe picture with an inspirational quote or a slide?
	I don't know.
	I just feel like maybe it's like a great opportunity.
	Like when, at what point and when would she post that picture of herself?
	But she goes, I really like this picture.
	And I'm not even kidding.
	I know girls will like have a stash of pictures like saved up for the right moment when they can make a good caption because you can't just post a picture.
	I never post pictures ever.
	Never, ever.
	And when I do, I feel like an idiot.
	And then I just go, oh, I'm just not going to post a winter.
	But some people have the confidence that I lack.
	Well, that's what I was going to say.
	It's like, I, I, I don't, that's, but that's my point, is I don't know what people's motives are.
	Yeah, look, everyone's saying, yes.
	Carrie had that picture.
	She was waiting to release it.
	Yes.
	She was waiting to release the picture.
	Do we agree?
	This looks like one of those pictures you want to post, but this is like waiting for the opportune moment.
	Okay, so the chat's saying, yeah, Kez is 100% correct.
	It's just the reason to post it.
	Yeah.
	Everyone's explaining that she's, is it even quail season?
	It's quail season?
	I don't know, it's not even quail season.
	Yeah, so that is, yeah, it's winter, but she has short sleeves.
	Definitely posted later.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's, and no shame, but also, like, that's, that's where I actually decry this.
	Because I just, I am certified cringe, but also, I wish I, like, lacked a different kind of dignity.
	Because I do lack all dignity, but not this kind.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I still, I still go out and I like to troll and I like to be a little bit.
	You like dignity in all areas of life, but at least you don't post cringe pics of yourself.
	Guess again, honey.
	No, but I would post.
	Elijah, anytime I look over Elijah's shoulder to see what he's supposed to do, no, don't look.
	You're going to judge me.
	Don't look at what I'm posting.
	You're always posting cringe things all the time.
	You are.
	Everyone knows it.
	I am.
	I'm very cringe on this.
	You love to post pictures of food.
	You're a classic food picture poster.
	How about the fact that Hard Rock Nick got cancer?
	Oh, that's why he was so skinny.
	Shoot.
	I started watching that video, but then I didn't.
	I guess I never got to the pot.
	Oh, he actually didn't get cancer.
	I don't know where that came from.
	Oh, I was just like wondering he lost so.
	Did he lose a lot of weight?
	Yeah, look at him.
	He looks like skeleton.
	Yeah, but I saw this too.
	Yeah, so obviously he lost a lot of weight, but he's still drawing on the moustache.
	Did he really?
	Did he actually, uh...
	He got cancer?
	I don't...
	Is this real?
	That's him.
	But he looks sick there.
	Why does Hard Rock Nick look so sick?
	Well, I think he's always...
	No, that's not Hard Rock.
	We've met Hard Rock Nick in person.
	We've had him.
	We've hung out with him.
	Look at the tattoos.
	You can't fake that.
	I have hung out with this guy, and that is not how he looks.
	Do you know what I think how weird our lives are?
	Like, I don't even care about the man.
	Like, I never think about who we've met.
	People always ask you, like, who have you met?
	But the amount of weird interactions, you know, like getting McDonald's with Hard Rock Nick kind of stuff, like, that's just weird times of life.
	Weird seasons.
	Like, remember when you like did like ghost ghost hunting with Flekas or something?
	That was so fun.
	So weird.
	We'll have more adventures coming up soon.
	Okay, can I get down here real fast?
	There's a little more to go on with the balloon that's happening here.
	So I also put this up and I was joking about this because I said, hey, this is me watching the spy balloon videos on my TikTok account.
	You know what I mean?
	damn son that's me watching the tiktok videos on my on my like everyone's like oh there's a spy balloon But like, TikTok's legal in our country.
	Oh, yeah.
	TikTok's spying in your house.
	Yeah.
	So we have, I think there's multiple, I think there's what?
	It said there was like in our country, there's like over 20 million accounts in the United States or something like that?
	In the United States?
	It might be 100 million, but I think it was at 20 million people, but 100 million accounts.
	People have multiple accounts.
	Something crazy like that.
	Someone can correct me in the chat.
	But there's like 100 million accounts of this stuff, and everyone's worried about a spy balloon.
	Now, here's, let's be serious here for a second.
	I want to give this up to Alex Jones.
	Alex had an opinion on the spy balloon.
	I'm so proud of us for going this long.
	Alex had a thing, but I want to say this that China copies us.
	They always copy us.
	We did it first.
	Oh, true.
	Wouldn't it have been epic if Trump launched these over China?
	Oh, that would have just been really great.
	That would have been super incredibly awesome.
	I would have, I would have.
	I would have busted a nut over this.
	I think it's such a cool balloon.
	And when they used it as like trying to be like, ha ha ha, we got you.
	We made an enormous balloon of Donald Trump as a baby and flew it over the cities.
	It's like, that's kind of like, I don't know.
	I feel like that's them doing their own L's.
	Yeah, I never understood that either.
	You're literally, you paid this money to create an enormous balloon of Donald Trump to fly it over.
	Everywhere.
	There was multiple ones because they kept getting destructed or whatever.
	And so, yeah, people kept popping them.
	I wonder if I didn't delete it yet off of here because they keep deleting a lot of our videos.
	I want to see if we still had the video, a video available of when we encountered the Trump balloon, but it's probably off the account by now.
	I'm looking right.
	It was so long ago.
	Oh, no, it's right.
	Wait.
	I have a picture, I think, of the Trump balloon inside of a video.
	Yeah, there's quite a few of these protests, to be completely honest.
	Let me see if I can find the Trump balloon.
	Where is it?
	Oh, yeah, there it is.
	There's a Trump balloon right there.
	Look.
	This is such an OG thing, but this was like back in LA.
	Right?
	As we can see here, we have Trump in the center of the protest being raised up, sort of in admiration.
	And it's, you know, they're putting him in the center of the march, so Trump's still at the center of the whole thing, which is really, if you're trying to come against a guy, you probably shouldn't make him the biggest, the highest, and the baddest center of everything.
	Just my opinion.
	What do you feel about RPG in our current state of health?
	You sound so different.
	What do you mean I sound different?
	What do you mean I sound different?
	You sound so different.
	I don't think so.
	That was when you lived in LA.
	Look, everyone's saying.
	Yeah.
	I don't think so.
	One day we should just react to old videos because we have so many epic old videos that are like, I wonder if we, I'm looking for the main video though.
	I had an incredible video.
	It's probably deleted off.
	No, wait.
	I think it's here at the rally.
	Okay.
	I guess we're just going to watch some old videos for now.
	Do you want to just switch to some old videos?
	I think we're going to just watch this.
	This is one of the, this is my video about the balloon.
	This is when they first brought the balloon to LA, and I decided to, like, I left my house, and I was like, I got to go down there.
	Well, one day hopefully, we'll bring back street stuff.
	It's just, I just keep getting in trouble or hurt, and everyone keeps trying to ruin my face and my life and everything.
	So it's like, let's just try to try something here.
	Let me try.
	So, shoot, shoot.
	Baby Trump is going.
	He's going.
	Oh, shoot.
	Trump is coming down.
	I know.
	We need more helium.
	I can help.
	I'm for the cause.
	This is getting pretty hard.
	I'm like, that's great, you can let, you can let, all right, you can let go, that's cool.
	I'm getting triggered.
	Lock me up.
	Awesome.
	So we're kind of doing a survey out here.
	What's your favorite news?
	CNN.
	His foot is getting deflated.
	The levels of faggotry were much higher, huh?
	Listen, listen, listen.
	Guys, listen.
	You're welcome for the man you have today.
	That's me.
	I have to take credit for that.
	Yeah, but you have to.
	The gayer I was, then, the more I feel like I could blend in more.
	That was the problem.
	But I had super LA.
	I didn't even know.
	I never.
	I remember when I started, I didn't even know that people thought I was gay until I got on the internet because I didn't try to get involved in conservative media.
	Like, I've never been conservative.
	And I think people should know that, that I never have been.
	And I was just a kid out of LA that thought SJWs were retarded.
	And then, you know, the skinny ripped jeans.
	I know.
	It's pretty bad.
	Pretty bad.
	That wasn't even the worst of you.
	When we first started dating, I went into his closet and I threw away about 90% of his clothes and outfits and everything.
	It is remarkable.
	But let's continue on.
	You want to continue watching this or no?
	Yeah, but also.
	All right, chat.
	Do you want to continue watching this chat?
	Do we want to continue watching this?
	Do we want to continue watching an old video or do you want to go back to the balloon?
	Because we don't have a lot today.
	We don't have a lot.
	So do you want to watch the balloon?
	Or do we want to watch this?
	All right.
	Do we want to watch this?
	Do we want to watch this?
	That's the question.
	That's the question.
	No one's giving me an answer.
	All right, everyone.
	All right.
	People are saying no.
	Let's go.
	Yes.
	All right.
	Let's see what happened here.
	What do you think you would, if you had to describe Donald Trump, how would you describe him?
	Corrupt.
	Any keywords or anything that like that you might use?
	If we had to say five words to describe him, what would those five words be?
	Self-interest.
	Selfish.
	Self-centered.
	That's pretty good.
	Awesome.
	And what do you think is probably like the best way to describe Donald Trump overall?
	Oh, just a selfish, greedy.
	Oh, there's so many words.
	I just can't think of them.
	He's kind of getting deflated, though, a little bit.
	This kid coming with some more helium.
	Is it have a leaf or something?
	Helium doesn't last forever.
	We brought these.
	We filled them up this morning and he's already fading.
	Helium just doesn't last forever.
	Awesome.
	And then, so your hat went being the blue wave.
	Can we just say we have not progressed past this?
	Like, this is still so good.
	This is how people still are.
	Like, this is so good.
	The blue wave is coming.
	Keep me tweeting.
	I'm sure like to hope so.
	We need to push back.
	This may be our last chance to actually vote.
	The way the Republicans are suppressing the Democratic voters.
	Democrats don't even know where to vote anymore.
	Just watch MSNBC.
	Every day is an educational experience.
	Right, and MSNBC is a very, very pretty unbiased, very, very reliable.
	And so it's like, you know, you're getting your news from MSNBC.
	Did you see that?
	Did you see that?
	Why is he doing like this?
	Why is he getting in your face like this?
	I don't know any of these people.
	I think I had like AIDS from living there, and it just slowly drained away.
	It's true that you do start to become a little bit about the people you're around and the environment you're in.
	And when I was in this environment, it's like I just was everyone was metro, everyone was gay, everybody was trans, and like that's just what life was.
	And I hung out with mostly liberal people.
	Like I was, I just hung out with progressives and liberals.
	I mean, I never was progressive or liberal myself.
	Well, I never had a left.
	What happened then?
	Well, I never had a left the left.
	I never left the left.
	I never was left.
	I'm not fucking retarded.
	Yes, you changed my life.
	Just needed to have that.
	Validation, thank you.
	All right.
	There you go.
	I hope that turns somebody on.
	Free entertainment, buddy.
	Because she does, like, take Rachel Mano show.
	Oh, great.
	Yeah, awesome.
	She doesn't just stand up and sit there and just say some opinion like what you get from Fox News.
	I know you see Trump supporters say, well, Trump tells the truth.
	No.
	No.
	When you actually have the court documents that MSNBC gets, you're getting the facts.
	Right, and MSNBC.
	You're getting the facts.
	When you have the court docs that the MSNBC gets, you're getting the facts.
	What court docs can MSNBC get that you can't get?
	I wish I knew the things I do.
	I would have just punched more of these people.
	But anyway, like it's kind of like they cite themselves, but they did get the election predictions wrong, which is one thing they did.
	When you hear something that's being generated on social media that Clintons are winning a sex clinic out of a pizza shop, the logical mind says, well, what's your source?
	Well, it turns out the source was Russia.
	Wow.
	So there was an incredible social media campaign orchestrated by Russia.
	So was there a source or not?
	I think it was an incredible impact on the 2016 election.
	Did MSNBC see that coming?
	Probably not.
	No, the thing is these people all ended up being wrong.
	Now, the thing is, this reminds me of recently where people are like, well, how did you know about the vaccines?
	The same way I knew that Russia didn't make Trump the president, okay?
	I wouldn't have thought that the American public was that gullible, was that stupid to think that that would have swayed an election, but apparently it did.
	Basically, we're doing a survey today about what your favorite news source is.
	Well, actually, none of them are worth anything, really.
	I guess you'd have to go with like an NBC who has the highest truth rating, where Fox and CNN are both full of lies.
	Would that not come over there and say something about us?
	No.
	No, I don't.
	No.
	Oh, well, I don't know.
	Oh, yeah, the logic guy was like, oh, be careful of them.
	They're conservative-based news.
	And I live in a conservative-based area.
	Can I just say how good this was when we were, I used to tell people where the news, and they're like, oh, they're conservative-based news.
	Like, you just walk over the cell phone and ask people retarded fruitcakes in skinny jeans.
	And it's like, that was the news.
	We've really fallen as a society, genuinely.
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	Back to this.
	Okay, so I don't know if we will.
	Let's just go.
	Let's just go forward here.
	Where is this?
	Oh, where is this?
	Where did we?
	Did we get in trouble here?
	Oh, wait.
	Where is this?
	Oh, yeah, here.
	Wait, we got in trouble.
	They're not mad at us.
	Wait.
	We are there for 10.
	Yes.
	Awesome.
	Yes, all 10.
	We're for yesterday.
	Yeah, it's up.
	My boss said you can't publish what I the interview.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Please take that.
	Please take that.
	You got it.
	Oh, it's got it.
	Sure, sir.
	Uh-huh.
	Sweet.
	What has Donald Trump done?
	Can you find it?
	They're trying to interrupt our interview.
	They're trying to interrupt our interview.
	Because we're constantly kidding.
	Yeah, don't worry about it.
	Well, like I said, that both sides are fascists.
	We have an alt-right, which are fascist notches.
	And we have an alt-left, which are fascist notches.
	And we have 60% of the country that's fucked in the middle.
	And Donald Trump isn't helping.
	Hillary Clinton wouldn't help.
	Nobody can help, really, because the voting is rigged.
	You got to take back your government.
	You got to do the battle of Athens.
	Do the battle of Athens.
	Can we also say this too?
	Who goes on a Saturday to hold up a balloon?
	I'm sorry.
	No, he's not even holding that.
	Donald Trump's Diebot is resting on the top of this man's head.
	And he has no worries.
	There's no worries in the world.
	He wants to keep on talking about how both are fascists while he's holding up a Donald Trump balloon that's resting on his head.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	But like, he's, I love how these guys try to stop it.
	Like, this is the sad part about it.
	Imagine if the greatest liberty and the greatest achievement you have is that you stopped some like pseudo-fat guy with a cell phone from recording an interview with like a 40-year-old fruitcakes on like the steps of City Hall where there's human shit on the floor.
	Like there's people shooting heroin down there.
	There's people overdosing on fentanyl like 19 feet away.
	And you're like, hey, get that guy with the phone.
	That's the enemy.
	Yeah.
	This guy is.
	Tell me how fucking angle this machine.
	Tell them they're driving.
	Here, hold on.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Here's our catch.
	Here's our kids.
	Secrets don't make friends.
	We're fine.
	We're just talking, having normal conversations.
	And I got the alt left looking at you.
	Why you say that he talked to us?
	Because we're organizing.
	We're doing fire.
	We'll get the balloon.
	The guy drinks too much beers.
	I love that.
	It's always the fat guy.
	It's like, we're just trying to change the country.
	Buddy, you haven't even changed your cholesterol if your doctor asked you to stop shoving your fat face with french fries.
	What are you doing?
	That's very awkward.
	Very odd.
	Very odd.
	How many of my shots are?
	How much of my shotgun scene?
	Why are they censoring you?
	Why are they censoring you?
	I have no idea why they're censoring you.
	So, when it comes down to this, yes.
	Cautious media, get a real job!
	Fascist media, get a real job!
	Cautious media, get a real job!
	Fascist media!
	Thank you, thank you.
	All right, can we finish our conversation?
	Can we finish?
	Fascist media, get a real job!
	Fascist media, get a real job.
	You guys want to have a conversation?
	Fascist media, get a real job.
	You want to have a conversation?
	Fascist media, get a real job.
	I'd like to have a conversation.
	fascist media get a real fascist media get a real job fascist media so this is what they do I looked as me.
	Where?
	Plus, fascist media, get a real job.
	Go back.
	Oh, yeah, down the corner.
	Yeah.
	There you are, right there, in the very bottom of the shorts.
	Yeah.
	Get a real jump.
	Fascist media, get a real job.
	Fascist media, get a real jump.
	Fascist media, get a real job.
	Fascist, get good.
	Woo!
	That's good.
	That really confused them.
	When you started shutting yourself down, like I was cheering for us to shut us down.
	That really confused them.
	It really does.
	It absolutely blows their mind that you would shut yourself down.
	But I just got to say, we're not going to watch any more of that because we've got to get back to updates on the Chinese spy balloon.
	That was so long ago.
	I know.
	That was so long.
	I don't know why we watched all that.
	Yeah, that was crazy times.
	But you know what?
	Those were the good times back before everything got crazy.
	I do want to say that General Milley, the head of the United States military, pretty much, was on record.
	And we have to say that our life is in good hands.
	Just a reminder of who runs our military.
	This is him.
	And I want to understand white rage.
	And I'm white.
	And I want to understand it.
	That's the guy who runs the U.S. military.
	Is that a prank?
	No.
	Is that a filter on his face?
	Oh, my gosh.
	Yes.
	Unbelievable.
	But he was the one who said, I want to understand what white rage is.
	That's who runs the military.
	Remember, we're more concerned.
	Is he going to get black people to educate him on white rage?
	Well, what I was going to say is that...
	Why do black people have to do all the work?
	Educating us.
	I mean, they already did it in the fields, and then now it's like, it's like, it's like, it is true.
	Like, you're asking the black people to do the job for you.
	Stop trying to enslave black people.
	That's the moral of this show.
	If you'd only stop.
	But I do want to bring up the fact that Alex Jones also talked about this, which is very important.
	He brought up the idea of the fact that people care more about Iran and Ukraine than they do about the southern border or the Chinese spy balloon, which then puts my entire mocking position into perspective.
	I'm only mocking the fact that people being so upset about this is what makes me laugh because it's really, you could just say, hey, I've got nothing to talk about, which that's why I wanted to say it's the end of the world.
	And I titled this as the end of the world.
	But Alex Jones believes that these are future weapons.
	When you've got these blimps and you've got these dirigibles, you've got these balloons with big high-tech packages flying around, drifting around, and a lot of them have little propellers on the sides, little boosters or thrusters.
	I don't know if this one does because we haven't gotten a shot of the top of it.
	But regardless, that could very easily be an EMP weapon package or a test package to test an EMP attack.
	And you can bet your bottom dollar, China's got thousands of them lined up ready to launch and send over the North Pole right into the United States.
	They can detonate them over any targets they want.
	And with a couple dozen of these, you would guarantee knock out everything above ground in the U.S.
	So what are you saying that these could be EMPs, right?
	These could actually be some form of like, I don't know.
	Let's bring that back on the screen.
	He's saying, I do love the meme that they use.
	So it's taking a trip across the country from Raw's Alert.
	And that's where it's going.
	And then I like the meme that he uses in the end, which is this thing.
	There it is.
	That's so good, huh?
	But, you know, they could be EMPs.
	And it could be testing because they found a second one over Latin America.
	And apparently Canada's monitoring one right now.
	Now, this could just be a test too to see how strict the airspace is in these other countries, right?
	Because people want to know, are we taking the threat of China seriously?
	Is there any Chinese people inside of the balloon?
	Well, okay, so here's the interesting part.
	So people, before we dismiss it entirely, I do want to have fun.
	Remember, you were talking about the massive airships of the ancient centuries.
	People were a lot smarter back then.
	We had these massive airships docking on the what's that called?
	The towers?
	Top of towers.
	Yeah, top of towers.
	They were docking the top of skyscrapers.
	Like now you don't have anything docking of helicopters.
	These massive airships.
	But this article came out today about the U.S. military's newest weapon against China and Russia, which is hot air.
	The Pentagon is quietly transitioning high-altitude balloon projects to the military services.
	This is becoming a really crazy thing.
	So the Pentagon is working on a new plan to rise above competition from China and Russia, which are balloons.
	Now this came out in 2022, okay, that this is a big, this is a big competitive market.
	The high-altitude inflatables flying between 60,000 and 90,000 feet, which by the way, is approximately two to three times above commercial aircraft, from my understanding.
	I think it's about 32,000 feet is where commercial planes fly.
	I'm sure there's a range.
	I'm not a commercial pilot, so I don't know the exact range.
	If Chat could clarify that to me, that'd be great.
	But we are going back to this stuff.
	The high-altitude inflatables that are flying there, they have extensive surveillance networking could eventually be used to track hypersonic weapons.
	Now, the idea may sound like science fiction, but Pentagon's budget documents signal the technology is moving from DOD's scientific community to the military services.
	High or very high-altitude platforms have a lot of benefit for their endurance on station, maneuverability, and also flexibility for multiple payloads, said Tom Karakow, senior fellow for the International Security Program and Missile Defense Project.
	The Pentagon continues to invest in these projects because the military could use the balloon for various missions.
	Over the past years, the Pentagon has spent $3.8 million on balloon projects and plans to spend $27.1 million in the fiscal year in 2023 to continue work on multiple efforts.
	Which is interesting, bringing that back up, is that, you know, the idea that we keep something in the past was stupid, but then we're like almost going back to the past, right?
	As helicopters are crashing.
	They're very faulty.
	We have the ospreys.
	They're not working very well.
	We continue to go and we're moving back towards balloon projects.
	We're just back to where these people were.
	And it seems like we may not have, we shouldn't have abandoned this idea.
	And it is also weird, too, that what's that one children's show where they use giant airships?
	Odyssey?
	No, with the polar bear.
	Oh, the golden compass.
	The golden compass.
	They use giant airships.
	Yeah.
	That's what they looked like.
	They looked like cruise ships in the sky, but big balloon ones.
	Yeah, I want to bring up a video here real quickly.
	This pretty amazing.
	You know, I got to say, I want to just say this.
	Can we just get an applause for me for producing this?
	For producing it on my own?
	I've known you have any producers.
	Just me drawing up everything, clicking everything, moving everything, bringing everything up.
	I didn't get the work I do.
	I have a couple buttons that I know.
	This is new to me.
	While we're traveling, this is new to me.
	I don't have, I'm not, I don't have an in-studio producer, and so I'm just doing it all myself, which is like pretty interesting, doing all the soundboards, the videos, everything.
	And we're not using stream yards.
	We're not like doing some cheap cutout.
	This is like actual studio software.
	And I'm like pretty happy.
	It's pretty rough, but still.
	This is, I'm pretty, like, happy, though, because I didn't think I could do it.
	And I'm doing it because I just don't want anyone to ever try.
	I can't, if you can make your own show, then you can't be canceled.
	Well, you can't, well, you can't get fired from your bedroom, and you also can't get, you also can't have people can do whatever they want to try to stop you.
	But if you know how to do your own show and you know how to build stuff, then there's nothing they can really do to stop you.
	They can try, but they can't really do anything.
	That's all I'm saying.
	People will try.
	Always.
	In a volcano.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I, y'all.
	Like, ooh, ooh, baby.
	You're talking like yeah, so I don't know.
	I just think this is a lot of fun.
	Anyway, uh, let's get back to our airships.
	So this is like kind of like what they were bringing up here, which was the airships of the past, right?
	Yeah, wow.
	Like this stuff.
	That's really cool.
	Bye.
	Not very safe.
	That's not very safe.
	Pow Pow
	Okay.
	All I want to say is they were very popular, and I'm not entirely sure whether they, I think, was it, was it because of the Hindenburg?
	Was it, was it because it went down and burned up?
	People got scared of them?
	Or was it, I wonder if the, if there's a conspiracy about airships of why they stopped.
	Like, I wonder if the government intentionally stopped the private use.
	And now we just have these, these like rubber canvas ones, like the Goodyear blimp, right?
	The Goodyear Blimp that goes over games, right?
	That goes over like stadiums.
	I don't know anything about that one.
	Well, it's just like, I feel like we've lost a lot of the mystery.
	Like, the airships look so cool.
	I feel like we lost all the things.
	There's this account that I follow on Instagram that is always talking about things like this in the old world that we lost.
	And even the safes or locks, different things.
	Like it was like, I don't even have the correct words because it blows my mind how clever it was that I could know.
	You could never break into that safe.
	You'd have to be the cleverest one.
	So yeah.
	It's not just like a key.
	Apparently he's talking about hydrogen is dangerous.
	I want to look up here and see.
	Apparently, wow, helium.
	Yeah, we know that.
	But, oh yeah, there's the Ukraine army.
	Wow.
	They were using it?
	Yeah.
	Is that a real picture?
	Yep.
	No.
	Yes.
	He hopped inside of that and took a picture for it?
	No.
	Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
	At this point, my mind is ready to believe and accept anything because I'm like, who's that crazy man who thinks he's a woman with the white hair and some lipstick in the U.S. military?
	Whatever.
	The people that are actually going on and what they're actually up to, it wouldn't surprise me.
	Well, by the way, here is an interesting article that came up as well.
	The Army wants to launch drone swarms behind enemy lines from high-altitude balloons.
	The balloons could also collect intelligence service communication relays from 2020 from thewarzone.com.
	Send sensors by Joseph.
	So here's like an example of how they could be used to drop drones behind enemy lines.
	That's what people are saying it could be for like testing to see if we'll shoot it down or if we'll detect it, see what our detection services are like.
	And then it could go unattended ground sensors, etc.
	And it kind of has an attack.
	And it also said here.
	So I got this fancy touchscreen.
	So I can move this stuff over because the U.S. Army is looking to develop a network of high-altitude balloons that would fly in stratosphere and be able to launch swarms of unmanned aircraft, including those configured as loitering munitions, also known as suicide drones over enemy-controlled territory.
	These lighter-than-air vehicles could also be configured as sensor platforms to collect various kinds of intelligence or deploy other surveillance systems that would fall on the ground in order to monitor hostile movements as well as fact as communication relays.
	The Army's program, Executive Office for Intelligence, Electronic Warfare, and Sensors, or PEW, posted a briefing, basically said that they're going to be able to use these for that very reason.
	I think there's like another picture.
	Yeah, here it's more high-def of this idea where they want to use these weather balloons to drop aerial drones behind enemy lines and create these sort of networks, you know, I guess to evade fifth generation jets and to be able to take out sensors.
	I guess they could be kamikaze drones.
	I don't really know the full scope, but that's on a serious note of why people might be upset about this or why people might be worried.
	But I also think it's just mostly funny.
	I want it to be kind of hilarious.
	I do find it to be kind of hilarious.
	At this time, I'm going to go ahead and put, we're going to continue this.
	We have a few more.
	We've got to keep going actually on this.
	I'm going to be putting the Rumble.
	Let me see if I can do this.
	Yeah, let's go ahead and let's get this in here.
	Okay, so I just went ahead and put the Rumble stream inside of the live because we're going to switch over to Rumble.
	We're just going to go finish this on Rumble.
	And we're on locals as well.
	So don't forget, guys, that we are on locals.
	You can go right now, lijashaver.locals.com.
	You can watch the live.
	You can join the community.
	It really helps us out a lot.
	It's super amazing.
	And of course, you can get it because if you look over here, you can get these amazing memes that they're sharing in real time on the live chat.
	And so we're going to go ahead and we're going to just spend some time in Rumble only.
	And we're going to be checking that out here.
	So let me go ahead and let me click off on the YouTube stream and then we're all going to meet over at Rumble.
	So let me stop here.
	Okay, great.
	All right.
	We've stopped at the YouTube.
	Let me make sure that's true.
	And yep, the YouTube stream is awesome.
	Okay, great.
	We're now just over at Rumble.
	It's just us.
	We're hanging.
	And we're back.
	Which means that we're about to show some videos of black people hurting white people.
	Oh, I would never have guessed.
	Yeah, so switching topics slightly, I do want to bring up the fact that, let me go here.
	There's something going around, a video clip that is sort of switching topics for a second.
	But I also want to say this.
	Do you know this episode of How Does She Poop?
	How Does She Wipe?
	What was why do people do this?
	How do they wipe?
	Oh, and it gets curly.
	I would snap that off.
	If I saw that in public, I feel like it's someone's duty to just go and go, sorry.
	That's illegal.
	That should be illegal.
	How do you wipe it?
	How do you drive?
	How do you do any of the things?
	How do you pick up something?
	What I feel bad about.
	It's like, why do they get dressed?
	How do they get dressed?
	How do you get dressed?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	Imagine going to the salon, putting that big, long, curly whirly down and asking the lady to paint it.
	And she has to paint it and then curl it around like that's it's like a roller coaster on her finger.
	Well, check this out.
	So, speaking of that, with all everything going on, Biden gave some remarks that they were talking to Biden, right?
	It's about what's going on with the weather balloon and how we're going to stop it and whether or not we've, you know, whether we should be keeping our eyes on China and what we should be doing.
	And this is what he says about our situation, our control of China, right?
	Why we shouldn't worry about the weather balloons.
	We've united the United Asia.
	We've united the United Asia.
	We united.
	We united these.
	He said we united the Asian.
	If I can go here real quickly, he also said that we united the Asia, went down even further and said, we united the Asia, that Japan is stronger than ever.
	We united Asia.
	And I don't think he united Asia at all.
	I don't think Asia is very united.
	I don't think North Korea is united.
	I don't think China is united.
	I don't think so.
	I don't think Vietnam.
	I don't think they did any uniting.
	I just don't think so.
	I don't know a lot about Asian politics, history, what's the deal over there, but I don't feel like this should be united.
	Well, here you go.
	Remember I was talking earlier too, though, about how I can't tell if people are joking or not?
	Other post of the day that I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
	The Chinese spy balloon is a great example of total emasculation of America.
	I never know if people are being serious.
	Is that a real take or is that not a real take?
	What did Diem Chong say?
	I don't understand why they don't shoot it down.
	I don't know who's they.
	The blessings will end when China says the beating will end.
	The year...
	They look happy.
	That looks like fun.
	If it was a big swing hanging from a big balloon, I would do it.
	I just don't.
	I don't.
	Oh, look, this one's so good.
	That's just so good.
	Oh, she's holding it.
	Oh, man.
	I never know.
	I never know.
	I never know if anything's a joke anymore.
	I just, I can't tell.
	I can't tell fact from fiction.
	I really can't.
	I mean, I'm pretty good at figuring it out most of the time.
	But in this kind of situation, I don't know if people are serious.
	If Donald Trump was president, do you think we would have those balloons coming over out thing?
	Well, like, I got to say this.
	So while we're talking about how, to answer your question, like, we're talking about how bad things are with the weather balloon.
	This is in Texas behind an HEV.
	Everybody's pulling food out of the dumpsters to get food because no one has money for food.
	And so there's like massive raids on grocery store dumpsters happening right now across the country, apparently.
	And in Texas, people, because of like the, there was the freeze, right?
	So there was the freeze in Texas.
	And so they end up throwing away a bunch of the food because food thawed, you know, because the power went out.
	And so the police are trying to get people to stop raiding the trash cans, but people are so desperate for food that there was a thaw out and everyone's raiding the trash cans.
	And that's why I make a joke about the weather balloons.
	It's not because World War III isn't possible and this isn't funny.
	But it's also like you are seriously raiding.
	We have people that are so desperate for food that they're raiding dumpsters after a storm and realistically speaking, and HB's like, please do not eat the food.
	It's not good for you.
	And people are like, bitch, I don't care.
	I can't afford to feed my kids.
	And then they're like, worry about a weather balloon.
	Worry about a weather balloon.
	What do you mean worry about a weather balloon?
	Like, I don't care about a weather balloon.
	It's like, well, it might have drones.
	Dude, do you know how many bases we have around the United States around China in Japan and South Korea and the tip of northern Australia?
	I mean, it's remarkable.
	I don't know if you ever, have you ever seen a picture of how many bases we have surrounding China?
	No.
	So I was joking on the title here about being World War III because it's like, oh, China invading our airspace?
	Who has ever done that?
	Look how many bases we have surrounding China, air bases.
	Is that more than China has?
	I just meant we have the entire country surrounded by air bases, American air bases.
	We can have strategic bombing very quickly, right?
	From the Philippines down all the way down.
	We have an immense amount of airspace right there that we can just go immediately and we can start bombing and we can start creating destruction across their land.
	So it's like, I'm not threatened by this.
	I'm not trying to downplay it as in like, if people were realistic, I just think it's a grift that everyone's, you know, acting like it's the end of the world.
	So I just went, I just took the grift and said, okay, yeah, well, it's World War III.
	It's the end of the world because I can't handle it anymore.
	Why is everything the end of the world?
	I think it's just funny.
	Next story.
	This is, I love the responses to this.
	Like, when did we let our children behave like this?
	And I always go, children, you know?
	Children.
	Why do we let our children behave like this?
	Well, this is a 14-year-old boy beating up a nine-year-old girl.
	This is disturbing, actually, on a bus.
	Oh, no.
	A high schooler beating up on a nine-year-old.
	How old's a nine-year-old?
	Chat, where are we at?
	How old is he?
	I mean, what grade is a nine-year-old?
	I love this as well.
	Look at this one.
	He is the producer?
	Wow, you do all of the things.
	You're so talented.
	How did they know what my hand controller is?
	That is so creepy that you knew.
	Like, I've never shown what brand this was, but you know what the hand controller is.
	And the only reason why we use this hand control is because it's ergonomic, so I can actually not look and I can control things.
	But also, that's pretty crazy.
	Wow.
	Also, I think it's third grade.
	Oh.
	Some people are saying third grade.
	Yeah, everyone's like, fourth grade, third grade.
	Two black boys beating up a fourth grader.
	Yeah, here's what it is.
	So she had complained about bullying before, and the school said there's nothing they could do about it because they didn't want to be seen as racist.
	Because you can't stop black people from being violent, apparently.
	Imagine that's your kid.
	Yeah, it makes me feel sick.
	I know.
	And I just, the reason why I hate the con right, the conservative establishment so much sometimes is because it's like they watch it, go, wow, we really need fathers in the home.
	And you're like, brother, We've had spy balloons over America.
	Guys, this is profound, by the way, and I want you to take me seriously for a second here.
	This is a really deep take that I had about the spy balloons connecting it to this video.
	And I think that we all can agree this.
	You know, the Chinese spy balloon has only been over America for two days, and already 13% of the population is committing over 50% of the violent crime.
	How is China doing this, right?
	Like, we're concerned about spy balloons, and we have our nine-year-old girls getting beat up by these high school boys.
	It's called lack of impulse control.
	Happy Black History Month, everybody.
	You know what's Black History Month?
	I found out?
	I didn't even know.
	It's Black History Month.
	We'll do a Black History Month episode next week.
	But it's Black History Month.
	And it's Black History Month.
	So, you know, we've gotten to a position to where it's like, dude, at some point, you also remember that that stat, which I like, people pretend like they figured this out, but everybody knows, right?
	It's not even 6% of the population because it's young men, like 14 to 35, that are committing the crime.
	So it's like 2% of the U.S. population commits half the violent crime.
	Like, if there was 2% of the U.S. population missing, we would have half as little crime going on in this country violently.
	Like, we'd literally pretty much be twice as safe as we are now.
	Like, everything would change if it just wasn't for this small group and population of people.
	They go, wow, father's in the home.
	Brother, it's a lot more than just that.
	That's all I'll say.
	It does matter.
	It's just like the right is so soft these days.
	They're such pussies.
	Everyone's such a pussy.
	We like, we, you know what I mean?
	They all are.
	They're such pussies.
	Everyone is.
	I literally, I've worked in it.
	I know it.
	It's just like no one speaks the truth because they don't want to speak the truth because it's like, oh, well, my advertisers might get mad.
	It's like, there's a fine line.
	Yeah.
	But don't lie to your audience.
	Like, you could say like, hey, the truth is there and I don't want to say it.
	Or just like, you know what the truth is and I can't say it for A, B, and C.
	But to pretend like there's just not something vehemently wrong with a certain subset group of people in our country is out of this world.
	You know?
	I mean, and it's, and it's just, you guys could keep being victims of it, but you can keep being victims of it if you want to or you can do something about it.
	It's a real problem.
	And you watch the video, it's sick.
	The little girl's getting toasted by a 14-year-old.
	It's a grown boy.
	It's a grown-ass man.
	I just like, it just like doesn't make sense in my head.
	Seeing things like that doesn't make sense in my head.
	Like pull the effing bus over and go and deal with those kids.
	Like, what?
	I don't have anything to say.
	That's really upset me.
	Yeah, but I would say this.
	I just want to say this, though.
	That there was the most important part of that post was the little red balloon.
	Because that's what our focus should be on.
	How can you?
	My heart is dead.
	I've been doing this for full five years now.
	I've seen it all.
	Like, I'm considering even long-term changing up this podcast to just like literally not even having political people on.
	Like, just inviting, like, random hoes and people on and just talking to them about random shit and getting their opinions and roasting them kind of a little bit.
	But I just meaning like, I've seen it all.
	Nothing even interests me anymore.
	And maybe you're like that too.
	I've seen it all.
	And now we have spy balloons.
	The fuck is a spy balloon?
	I haven't seen it all yet.
	Oh, well, welcome to the next one.
	Welcome to the show.
	I feel like I've seen a lot, but I still feel like...
	I've seen it all.
	I've been on live leagues.
	I don't know what that is, but I feel like there's still part of me that's soft and sensitive.
	What about that?
	There's a part of you that's soft and sensitive.
	I'm feeling aroused.
	Please.
	Please understand.
	Please understand my heart.
	What's going on?
	truly genuine and part of her that was soft and sensitive Suss.
	All right.
	Well, we have this right here.
	Check this out.
	Distraction from Obama.
	Distraction from Mike.
	Model of Mike's package is fake and gay.
	Oh, where the balloon is.
	Oh, okay.
	It's fake and gay.
	That seems to be.
	The majority of it.
	The majority of people think it's fake and gay.
	They don't really care.
	They just think it's fake and gay.
	It's a distraction from Obama.
	It's a distraction from Big Mike.
	It's a model of Mike's package.
	Wow.
	It's true.
	Oh, my gosh.
	All right.
	Also, I've been really doing a lot of anti-tweets, too.
	I put this one up as well.
	Read that one.
	If you got sucked into arguing about gas stoves and balloons, you are elite.
	You are not a POC.
	You're not an NPC.
	You're a free thinker.
	You are not a cog in the machine.
	You are helping the country.
	Look in the mirror and repeat these words of affirmation to yourself.
	I am not the problem.
	Okay, can I just say this?
	Sometimes I shoot the bullet and it goes over people's heads all the time.
	Like, nothing I seem to tweet really makes it into the thing.
	So number one, this guy said, but he loves his new gas stove or Olga did.
	And I got to agree, that is a freaking beautiful gas stove.
	Like, I am jealous.
	Right?
	Isn't that jealousy?
	Look at each other.
	It's got the long burner for like the long, like, soup pots you can even burn on a long pot.
	Like, that's freaking cool.
	I mean, I gotta say this.
	I really respect that a lot.
	But there's always these people on Twitter that don't understand.
	See, I said it's literally beautiful, but where's this one woman?
	Oh, is it Stormy Girl?
	It's like, expect so much more from you, Elijah.
	I didn't know it was you.
	I'm so very sorry that you have to do that every day.
	It should come from within your soul.
	Not a fucking mirror.
	Most love, darling, stay with me.
	Wait, hold on, Hannah.
	What?
	Sorry, what?
	To the one that I just read.
	Yeah, I said, why would I have to do that?
	You have to convince yourself of something that maybe you're wrong.
	I don't have to tell myself what to do.
	I already know what to do.
	It's in my soul.
	And then she puts those two little gay emojis with her post, which are faggot emojis.
	And then, like, but I'm sorry, I like Stormy Girl.
	By the way, Deborah, if you're watching this, I like you.
	But I think she missed that.
	Or unless this is ultimate trolling, that she didn't realize that I was trolling.
	And then she trolled me by pretending like she wasn't trolling.
	I don't know, chat, what you think.
	It said Elijah, they're a bots.
	Is Stormy Girl really a bot?
	I don't know.
	Join July 2022.
	I don't know.
	Is this?
	No, it seems to be...
	This is pretty active seems to be take it down Take it out, weak bitch.
	We should just have more segments on this live show.
	We just look at what people's responses are on Twitter.
	Because we're wild.
	They're wild.
	Take it, Dekdo.
	Take T down.
	Take it out, weak.
	Bitch!
	Because it's not, it's like long, right?
	Bitch!
	Bitch!
	All right, bitch!
	I don't know why I slurped when I looked at her picture.
	Yeah, that was not, that was unnecessary.
	That was not part of the show.
	Was part of it.
	Anyway, I thought that that was part of it.
	Stormer Girl's got a storm inside her soul, somebody said.
	All right, let's look at some of these super chats from locals and also from Rumble.
	If we even have any in Rumble today, it's okay.
	We got a few here from the, oh, wow, how do we have so many?
	Let's just go through them.
	All right.
	We're on Rumble only.
	We go, here's the gay balloon meme I made.
	Is this on Rumble or locals?
	This is locals.
	Someone said Mick Chicken.
	Speaking of moist, they said, as I also discussed in my show, my only real concern is that the women involved, who apparently require a bucket and a mop, get the medical care they require by doctor's wife, differential diagnosis, bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection or trichominosis it's trichomonas minosis.
	I don't know what that is.
	Okay, never.
	I thought anybody was talking about some infection.
	Uh, Doomsday Cracker said, I knew you would do it, you beautifully retarded brother in Christ.
	Oh, talking about I?
	I are.
	We live here?
	Let me know in the chat, or do they say that we're live, like we're actually streaming on there?
	I think so.
	Yeah well, we can thank locals for that, for figuring that out for us.
	I can't see that we're live though, because they haven't gotten that down, but it's, but it's working.
	Um, fiery stars, have y'all missed the Texas Free Of The 2023?
	Loved both of you.
	I'm so glad we did anyways.
	Yeah well, we're actually gonna look at a couple more posts, including a spider that was a baby spider outside of our house.
	Uh, Doomsday Cracker said queen Fetus can shoot the gay balloon down with her baby saving banana.
	Pew pee oh, pew Dubstep.
	We know what's up.
	I like that.
	She handles a banana.
	Well, she handles a banana and you like, notice that she's an expert with small bananas.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	It's about the flavor, not the size.
	Yeah anyway, Doomsday also said white balloons matter, and we should start that too, that we should start that.
	That, that the um, that the balloons are.
	People are just mad at it because it's white.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	I agree.
	We have another one here.
	Oh oh, it's so good okay well the, what that's?
	106 miles to Chicago.
	We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
	Hit it, I don't know.
	That's it?
	The BLUE Blues Brothers?
	I don't know what that is.
	The John Belusi?
	I don't know what that.
	I don't know what that is.
	Uh, lady crackers, and have a great weekend.
	Of the Green Helmet GANG.
	That's right, John Boy.
	Mag also sent this earlier, which we do love.
	We appreciate that one.
	Um, we saw this one earlier as well.
	These are so good.
	These are so good.
	Show it, Kez.
	Y'all got any more than Chinese spy memes?
	Why is his lips all white?
	I don't know.
	Hex the rich is that?
	Oh, that's.
	Oh yeah, booty latina.
	They got the big booty latina.
	We got here telling my wife that the balloon most likely belongs to the CIA and is for running 5g nanopod experiments on the vaccinated.
	That's pretty.
	I put that shared meme from somebody else too, but that was really good.
	So you jumped to most recent messages.
	Where is it?
	Oh, what the heck?
	Okay uh, there was a small explosion caught on camera over Montana tonight, just uh, after a jet flew over them.
	Yeah, I saw that as well.
	I don't know what that was.
	Thank you Elijah, thank you guys for making Elijah less gay less, not fully, but less.
	Yeah, the George says, behind every great man is a great woman.
	Just ask big mic.
	Yeah, Scatty Edwards said, Thanks for his falsetto and doomsday cracker.
	I do love this one.
	This one's so good.
	It's really well done.
	It is just a lot.
	It's just like, it's just a lot to do.
	It's just a lot.
	The George says, remember who's getting a back at classmate meant feeding the whole school laxatives.
	That's true.
	Breezy said, Stormy Malandy.
	The George says, Please don't ever slurp again.
	So Gary Edwards' theme song for tonight's show, I think it would be over here.
	I have to turn the sound on over here.
	Because I don't think I have sound on for.
	Huh.
	We can't hear that, can we?
	I can't hear it.
	Is that even playing?
	I have no idea.
	I guess that really fell short.
	That was really fell short.
	Sorry.
	I don't know what just happened there.
	And then obviously, Logos Rising said, God bless you and keep it up.
	And I don't think we have.
	Oh, oh, wow.
	Guys, we got one on locals.
	We got one.
	Wait, no, we have a couple.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Wait, we have one.
	Wait, we have one.
	We have one?
	Wait.
	Nope, we have a couple.
	Kim's.
	Why does Rumble not work?
	Like, I can't get Rumble.
	Come on, dude.
	Where is this?
	Like this.
	Like, it doesn't work.
	Like, I click on stuff and it just, like, spins down.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	Kim925 said Trump balloon.
	See how it just goes down like that?
	And I try to go up.
	Like, what the fuck, dude?
	Wolfie Banks said the Hindenburg was insane.
	And I can't.
	Now you see my problems with Rumble all the time.
	I never know why it doesn't work.
	And then Phoenix said, Elijah, I don't care if you're gay or not.
	You're smoking hot either way.
	Thank you.
	That was really nice.
	Back off.
	They asked me if I'm gay for pay.
	I said, how high is the pay?
	And how deep is the gay?
	What did they say?
	No, I don't know.
	It depends if you get AIDS or not.
	All right, guys.
	That was awesome.
	You guys are amazing.
	I really appreciate it.
	Did you guys see that?
	I told you Rumble's always glitching on me.
	There's always some, but we're working.
	They're working on it.
	I'm really proud of the work they're doing.
	I think I'm going to work on building the Rumble more as we really are trying to grow.
	So make sure you share the link with your friends.
	Make sure you subscribe.
	Make sure you check out VShred and that you also check out Undertak as well and get the boxers there that you can support yourself.
	And then if you're not on locals, you guys, it's so easy.
	If you're on, if you're here, see this right here?
	Literally, just go right there.
	It's literally scroll down.
	I think you can join for free too.
	You can become a member and you can join as well to get the chats, but just join the locals right there at ElijahSchaefer.locals.
	You can join and be a part of the community.
	It really helps.
	And if you're not subscribed, guys, we have 496 people watching right now.
	Let's get to 30k.
	Let's get to 30k subs.
	We've got to do this.
	We've been on here for almost seven weeks now and we've got to get to 30k.
	So I don't know why you wouldn't hit the subscribe button right there.
	Just like hit that.
	Hit the subscribe button.
	Even though I can't subscribe to myself, but hit the follow button and let's get those numbers up.
	What are we doing?
	What are we doing?
	I don't know what we're doing, but we should get those numbers up.
	Hit that follow button and let's get the rumble up.
	I'm going to start encouraging people to subscribe more to the rumble because we just got to get up to 30k.
	We've really got to get that up.
	It's kind of dismal, the fact that we're only at 29.7.
	Because I think my goal for 2023 is going to be to get to 100K on Rumble.
	I'm going to see if we can do it.
	I'm going to see if we can do it.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to see if we can get to 100K.
	I'm going to see if it's possible.
	I'd really like to.
	And I'd really like to.
	Well, maybe if you're a good boy this year, maybe Santa will grant you.
	Everyone said, unsub, boys.
	Oh, let's go.
	Let's go.
	We're at 501 and we need to get up.
	We need to get up.
	We need to get out to 30K.
	We got to get it up.
	Everybody wants us to fail, but we're not going to fail at 30K.
	We're going to make it.
	We are going to make it.
	Breezy says, do we get a pizza party if we make it?
	You know what you do get?
	Yes.
	It's not even up to 29.8 yet.
	We haven't got a hundred of you guys to hit the subscribe.
	Yeah, $10 and I'll subscribe on Locals, you can.
	it's only six bucks to subscribe on locals actually um so that's only oh here's another one It says, keep talking about the Chinese balloons until something is done about it.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	Pop that bitch.
	We should do an epic.
	It should be called live streaming until they pop the balloon super party.
	Oh, one says, sign in.
	Fiery Sarah says, sign in to your Rumble so you can see your super chats.
	Oh, sign in.
	Okay, hold up.
	Hold up.
	Let me do this right now.
	You guys are teaching us in real time, how to use this.
	So let me see.
	No, but only one shows up right there.
	How do we go?
	What do you mean we can see our super chats?
	Stats and earnings?
	I don't see anything here.
	She says my estimated.
	I have no idea.
	I have no clue how this works.
	Sorry, I've tried to sign in, but I don't know how to see my super chats.
	It's really, really, really hard.
	Anyway, thank you guys so much again for watching.
	I'm going to see if we can try this to exit out Rumble right here.
	I'm going to see if we can do this.
	We can exit out Rumble.
	We can just have a couple minutes with our locals only, with our locals community.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm going to see if it works.
	If I can stop Rumble.
	So I'm stopping Rumble.
	Okay.
	I'm going to do this, and we're going to stay on, you bastards.
	Stay on.
	We're going to go ahead and we're going to do this.

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