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If it's female sports, is it then female locker rooms?
Is it then female prisons, which we're now seeing becoming initially?
Oh, like the entrance there?
It was nice.
Biological male inmates are being put in female facilities because they identify as women.
All right, really quick.
Chat, are trans women biologically male?
Are trans women biologically male?
Huh?
Because you'll hear this a lot from these turfs.
Well, you got to pause it.
Their logic is so confusing to me.
What?
That was the best.
I need to unpack it.
Go ahead.
As a trans woman, which is man, biologically male, that would be yes.
I think that's supposed to be the wrong answer, though.
think he thinks dang it that's the wrong answer i'm that's what what i'll take delusion for 500 alex Delusion.
Yeah, I know.
That was good.
But I will say, usually in these videos, what you try to do is take the answer that's correct.
And if that's your initial answer, because usually the correct answer is the most simple one.
It's the one that comes to your head initially.
It's usually the opposite of what they're about to say.
I hate to break it to you, Cornerback Garrett, but if you haven't been on the internet recently, usually whatever you think is the most substantially incorrect version of the answer is usually what they give.
Listen, this is crazy.
Trans women are not biologically male.
Because, chat, what is the most important sex-determining organ?
See if you can answer this one correct, Garrett.
This is a tricky question.
The genitalia?
Ooh, I think I might have to disagree.
Because if you cut that off, then you're no longer...
I'm trying to answer within the logic balance.
I would say the thing that determines your gender is your mind.
Or your heart.
I would say.
Oh, that's even better.
Those are going to be my answers.
I would have said my first answer, which I know is going to be incorrect, would have been your DNA.
No.
So I would have said DNA.
But Denae sounds like a transgender name.
Like D-Nay, they call me D-Nay with a big D, you know?
Like, that's D-Nay.
Denae.
You got those long nails?
Click, click, click.
You always wonder how they wipe?
It's like, do they just use the nail and do little scoops?
I don't know.
And then rinse.
Scoop in and rinse.
It's the only answer.
Scoopy the poopy.
All right.
Any.
Yeah, Scoopy the Poopy.
That's what they call it.
What is the most important sex determining organ in your body?
It's your brain.
I knew it.
Oh!
I knew it!
You're good at this.
You play too much of this game.
All the other stuff is just extra.
It's all extra.
Trans women are not.
Oh, yeah, it's all extra.
That is a ridiculous, nonsense thing to say.
Don't let anybody tell you.
Don't listen to any.
If anyone wants to say something different, don't listen.
I love, my favorite part, though, is how it's like, so you got this Jewish motherfucker in the lower left screen, right?
About...
He's about to tell you what to do with the interest on your own.
You got him on the turn, too.
And yeah, and what's going on?
It's Kez's cousin.
Right there.
So we got this guy, right?
And he looks like, you know, these are always like the Ezra Miller wannabes.
Like, he looks like a kid you wouldn't put your children around.
And like, this guy, this guy's about to get a job in Hollywood.
That's how creepy he is.
He's that one adult at Chuck E. Cheese with no kids.
Like, where are you going to get yourself in the middle of the day?
But he wants your kids.
Ski ball.
I like ski ball.
No, you don't.
I'm just trying to win tickets.
Bro.
I like the pizza.
It's my favorite kind of pizza.
Pizza.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Well, all I was going to say is, like, I love how they have their pronouns up, right?
She, her, just, like, and like the trans flag.
Like, it's, it's, it's, this is what I always say.
If you've got to display a trans flag and your pronouns, you got to start the game over.
Like, like, like, because.
Try a little harder.
Correct.
You're going to need to improve.
Like, and this is where I've, this is where I've said I've actually become the biggest spokesperson for transgenders in the gay and the LGBT community.
Actually, I'm so sick of ripping into them failing that I'm like, it's that reverse psychology that I want to defend them now.
I'm like, hey, guys, it's too easy for me.
You're making my job too easy.
And I'm getting in trouble because it's too funny discussing you.
So I need you to like, I need more like tricks.
Where I'm like, wait, is that a girl?
And then I'm like, and then I can't really rip into them because they're a pretty girl, but they're really a man.
And it's like, you know, and then it's like, we get into better conversations.
Yeah, I got one.
I think anyone who wants to become transgender needs to go to school that teaches them, like, if you are a trans woman, you need to go to school to just learn the basics.
Basics of makeup and hair and just things like that.
I really think so.
It's called plumbing school.
Interesting.
Learn how your pipes work.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Yeah, but I think they just need some guidance.
Well, it's usually some kind of like idealized version of what a woman is and not an actual woman.
It's like, oh, I want to be like drag shows.
It's always that kind of like super over-the-top giant boobs or super makeups or nothing.
That seems to be, there's no middle ground.
There's like only the most extreme or I've not tried at all and I just want you to call me she, her.
Yeah, like the girl in the first video.
I mean, yeah, the girl in the first video with the stubble and our next video.
So this one's really good though, because I really like this video.
Are we finished with that other one?
Well, we can get back.
Trust me, there's so much.
I've gotten a little bit crazy on these.
I've gotten a little crazy on how much stuff I included in this because as somebody said, it freaks me out how much of this content Elijah has saved.
And I said, it should.
You should be worried.
It should genuinely frighten you.
Genuinely, it probably should worry you a little bit.
But I will say this.
This is a new thing.
And this is the war of the transgender.
So they know that they're not passing well.
And instead of starting over, instead of trying to do better, they've decided they're going to declare war.
There's this new penalty.
It's called a month maximum where you have a month to figure out their gender.
And if you don't figure it out a month, I'm just going to say this.
We'll look at some posts in the future.
I want to know the consequences.
We'll see it.
I can't speak for all trans people, but I'll speak for myself.
Grace and patience are not in an unlimited supply when I'm being disrespected by cisgender folks, especially work colleagues.
I don't think being treated like a human being is a big ass, but apparently that space period is about a month for you to get your act together and getting my pronouns right, not saying overtly transphobic stuff all the time.
A month's a long time.
That feels hard.
Very aggressive.
Especially right now, I'm working in a work site once a week where since October, these people can't get their act together.
I've gone out of my way to educate these people, and the grace period's over.
Feels hostile to me at this point.
These earrings are part of my work uniform at this job site now.
No more gentle reminders to Dolly J. Instead, it's around and find out Dolly J. Said job site.
Said job site.
I really hope it's a construction site.
I want to see this.
I want to just smash in some concrete, putting in rebar.
That's how standing up walls.
That's how you're describing her vagina plasty.
Stick some rebar.
Just smash it.
Just smash it up.
Yeah.
That feels a little bit aggressive.
Just put a little rebar, little camera treat.
Oh, dude.
To the brain, because that's the most important organ.
Yeah, we watched this, we read this thread from this last time from this guy who said that they got their vagina mangled and inverted, you know, into the into the pee-pee, into the VV.
And they said that you can still feel the muscles like trying to erect the penis, but there's like nothing there.
Oh, ghost dick.
Oh, man.
And by the way, that thread that we read was from ghost dick.
I'm feeling the ghost dick right now.
What?
Dude, that's some like, that is some body horror film stuff.
Like, that's the thing.
When you watch the thing and there's like gross tendril things coming out of people's bodies and stuff and eating other people, like that's the same level of horror right there.
Just there's a pieces of a dick in there that are pulsating and that literally.
Dude, we've gone too far.
We've gone too far.
We went too far like nine years ago.
We did.
Like, pretending that we were the good people in World War II was already...
I'm just kidding.
I'm totally joking.
We've gone too far.
I am excited.
Okay.
With all the AI stuff, we've got AI generators writing scripts and deep faking people's faces and drawing pictures.
And I'm like, let's go.
Let's go harder.
We've got Boston Dynamics out here making robot dogs and robot people.
And I'm like, can you please end us?
Just let's get to the singularity as quick as possible.
Because this, we've, humanity was a mistake, I think, as a, as a, hey, God.
We've made a lot of mistakes here.
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