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Jan. 21, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Madonna SATANIC Photoshoot With BABY DOLLS....Leaves QUESTIONS

Madonna goes absolutely crazy in her new photoshoot that reminds us a little too much of Balenciaga from just a few months ago. This is in the middle of her orphanage being investigated for allegations worse than those slapped on Andrew Tate. On top of that a t-woman clearly has a problem not being able to attend a women's only club. The WEF is meeting right now and we take a closer look at their dystopian meeting taking place in Davos + so much more ___________________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ⇩Show more UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. PIXOTINE: Whether you're trying to quit cigarettes, or need a discrete and clean way to get a hit, Pixotine is the answer. These nicotine coated toothpicks come in many flavors and have helped hundreds drop smoking. CLICK THIS LINK FOR A 20% DISCOUNT: https://pixotine.com/elijah ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT and you can get the new FULLY OFFENSIVE segment at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ Grab the NEW Limited Edition Merch before it's gone: https://slightlyoffensive.com/shop/ _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DONATE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ⇩ ➤ ONE-TIME https://slightlyoffensive.com/donate/ ➤ VENMO https://account.venmo.com/u/Elijah-Schaffer ➤ PAYPAL https://paypal.me/slightlyoffensive?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ GAB https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ GETTR https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________ ➤ CONTACT: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. elijah schaffer Show less

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Well, it seems like we were just covering the Balenciaga Balls, Children's Balls, Zen Siaga saga, where they were sexualizing children with gag balls.
Everybody freaked out and was upset, and you would think Hollywood would learn.
What we're finding out is the obsession with dead babies remains and continues to remain one of the most staggering and most what was that on my desk?
Was that a demon?
I don't know what that was.
One of the most staggering obsessions with Hollywood, including the fact Jamie Lee Curtis has pictures of naked children on her wall.
Ellen DeGenus, we're going to find out has an obsession with satanic artwork.
And we have a lot more coming up from the World Economic Forum.
Their entertainment.
We're going to look at it.
It's amazing what the, besides having orgies and sleeping with prostitutes, what the elites love to do on their weekends.
We are live.
It's approximately 10.20 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is another episode or installment of Nightly Offensive.
Let's get down.
Amazing stuff.
I hope that you have planned your poops accordingly and that you are just sitting down on the toilet as this begins so you have time uninterrupted from the family and the friends to talk about the stories for today.
But on that note, welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
This is the Monday, Wednesday, Friday, approximate 10 p.m. Eastern Time live stream.
If I stop having technical difficulties, I might be able to start at the right time.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and yes, this is my show.
I'm so excited to be here today because we've got some great stories coming for you, not coming on you.
Maybe if you're in Hollywood and you were a minor, that's what they would be wanting to do.
I know it's dark, it's disgusting, but unfortunately, this is the world we live in.
I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful, Kez Queen Fetus.
And my name is Kedzukoshava, and if you were ever to die, I would own this show and everything else that belongs to you.
So that's a true statement.
Yeah.
That is a literal, like, an absolutely true statement.
So many of you guys notice technology is advancing in this mobile studio.
Like, I hid the cord.
So, you know, we're really making progress.
So the cord is now gone.
Somebody told me it was giving them seizures, staring at the cord, and they couldn't handle anymore.
And you know, I love retarded people.
So I have to make sure I really cater the show to the retards.
Yeah.
Let's just jump into some crazy stuff that is going on recently.
So obviously people want to talk a lot about the Crowder stuff and, you know, give an update on what's going on.
And a lot of people say they didn't want to talk about it.
You didn't want to talk about it anymore.
Everyone said, I'm done with this.
I've heard everybody.
It's a big long episode.
Yes.
So, you know, you hear Anomaly's opinion on what's going on with the Daily Wire stuff.
You hear Mike Cernovich.
You hear Ben Shapiro, who, by the way, I'd like to remind you guys, you know, that Anomaly put out a video reminding people that Ben Shapiro said that he got into media because he saw his school newspaper attacking a Jewish politician.
And so his heart was in the right place, which was to defend Israeli politicians.
And that's why he got into media in the first place.
So I'm really happy that we got that out on the table today.
Thank you, Anomaly, for reminding us to keep our priorities straight and to continue to defend other countries because we need to defend every nation except for our own.
Israel needs our help and Ukraine needs our weapons.
Our border?
Nah, not important.
Anything else?
Fentanyl, white people dying?
I'm going to put that on the back banner.
Back banner.
That's not number one issue in America.
But I'm sorry.
Racism, sexism, Ukraine.
Those are the number one issues in America today.
Yes.
So I'm just really glad to know that we know Daily Wire won this one because their priorities are straight.
And we know Crowder is wrong because Crowder would never attack someone who's trying to defend another foreign country.
Because that would make you not a real Republican.
And that would make you not really part of the establishment.
So that's where I stand with that.
But actually, that's the joking part about this is don't forget that we are member supported.
So make sure that you follow us in the locals chat.
You can go right there as well.
And you can also go right there and you can pick up.
We're going to talk about the stories.
And you're also, I have the chat and I'll be interacting with you.
But I wanted to bring up something serious before we get into the story.
People have been asking me a genuine question about really where I stand on all this and kind of where my summation is.
And I mean, if you're on Twitter, you might have seen it.
If you have been on Twitter, then yeah, then you might have actually seen it.
If you haven't been on Twitter, then you might not.
But I wanted to play a video for you guys.
I recorded a response.
It's gone semi-viral because I'm famous and that's just what happens when you're like, you know, in the level of extremely talented, handsome people as I am.
And so I don't really care if you're not, if you don't like this, I don't care if you disagree with me.
I just, I'm speaking my truth and that's the reality.
This is my response.
I really didn't want to make this video.
But obviously with all of the division that's in place right now and the just like senseless fighting between so many people that I know,
so many people that I respect and just seeing the division and the infighting, it's like I thought it would be a perfect time to Bring something up that I think can bring us all back and fix all the wrongs and mend all the hurts and just sort of like restore the spirit of the right wing.
And there's literally been nothing else that we have lost touch with.
And there's nothing else I think right now more than ever that we need than to return to our mutual hatred of Obama because Obama is literally the Antichrist.
Everybody knows that.
And when Obama was elected in 2008, I thought I was going to die.
I wasn't even politically involved.
And I thought that I was going to get put into cattle cars and like arrested and stuff.
I could even vote.
And it's why it's so important.
Literally.
And no one likes Obama.
And the only recent thing he did was start a Netflix show about beaches.
And they had a close-up shot where they showed his toes.
And if that's not more reason to hate him, like what president goes out and shows his toes on a Netflix show.
It's humiliating.
And so it's like, whether you liked Obama then, there's reasons to hate him now.
And I think it can just bring us all together.
So stay focused, patriots.
And always remember, if the hatred of Obama doesn't work, you can always bring up seed oils.
Because industrial seed oils, quite possibly maybe the end of Western civilization.
Yeah, so I'm being serious.
That was a pretty good response.
Everyone's arguing about whether Steven Crowder is right, the Daily Wire is right.
And I'm just saying, have we lost touch with our mission?
Have we stopped pointing out Obama?
Because last time I remembered, I'm being serious, you know about this.
Obama was, that was the greatest unification in all of Republican history.
Other than 9-11, basically Obama's election brought us all together.
And we were all serious.
Like, Obama, Obama, even Trump was like, he's a foreign citizen.
He's an avant-garde.
He was born in a foreign country.
He's a Muslim.
We almost had a Muslim president.
I mean, this was almost wasn't.
Didn't he become president?
Well, I'm not even sure he's a human.
That's my point.
It's I hate him so much that I've doubted his humanity.
His birth certificate, you said he was born in the wrong country.
Was he born on the wrong planet?
And I think what was really important about this whole thing, that I wanted to bring up, and I'm not joking.
Obviously, I'm not someone to make light of things on the internet.
I'm not here to cause any problems.
But I also really want to say this, too, that I started even sharing with people reasons like, hey, have you seen this one?
Reasons to start hating Obama to bring us back together.
Married Big Mike.
So.
Yeah.
Well, I remember when Obama got elected, I was living in Africa at the time, and all the American missionaries that were in Africa, all of them were like freaking out that the Antichrist was elected.
Everyone believed he was the Antichrist.
Well, and I want to say this.
My favorite part, though, is like one of these large accounts thought they would rebuttal me.
They thought they would win because they were like pathetic, pathetic and sad tweet recorded from his bed from a self-described alpha male.
He is sad about the far right infighting.
He wants MAGA to rally around their hatred of Obama, even though he didn't fulfill their Jade Helm conspiracy fueled by RU roots, which, by the way, reminded me of the Jade Helm was that we were all going to get arrested and put into cattle cars and stuff like that.
And they called it a conspiracy.
So I made sure to snap back in a very serious way and say, our mutual hatred of Obama, which is true, is the only thing that can unite us.
You're just mad because it's 2023.
In addition to the THICOM Antichrist Obama hatred being a real option, if that doesn't work, seed oil scapegoating will work to unite us even more.
Suck it, Dembot.
Suck my micro dick.
And that's the reality.
That's where I'm at today.
And I think it's, I'm actually, I've had people messaging me, asking me if I'm being serious, and I feel a little bit offended by that.
Because I also told people that I'm actually not for any side because of the fact that when I worked in conservative media, the things that I had to do to get into that job were not only humiliating, but I'm also not proud of.
Remember, I brought up the other day the video that I actually submitted to get my first job in conservative media.
You remember that?
Do you remember that?
You filmed it for me.
I wasn't sure if you were going to show it.
Well, it's resurfaced.
It's resurfaced because Big Con has been trying to blackmail me for years now and bring up my dirty business.
And so they finally, they said, we're going to release it.
So I said I was going to release it first.
And so this is it.
I'm not ashamed.
This is how I got my job.
That's why people think.
This is so encouraging.
Just telling everyone they're good boys.
That was actually my application video.
And that's why sometimes when you see the reaction videos from right-wing hosts watching TikToks like Catboys and like Femmeboys and stuff like that, you ever see that?
Like where it's like big name host reacts to video of femme.
Sometimes their eyes are like this and you can't tell if they're shocked or if they're loving it.
And that's and that's how I got a job in conservative media.
So I'm against the whole system because I'm never because I got to say this.
Don't ever make me wear that again.
Because I didn't look good.
If you're going to put me into a Spandex Pinotar, at least put a better color.
But also, can you go to my full screen?
Look at this.
It says, it says, you can't see it, but the top says Crowdiverse Daily Wire shutdown.
Showdown.
All the hours.
Is this the date?
This is like how long it's been going?
You're just like, over it.
Over it.
Yeah.
Over it.
I'm also over it as well.
All right.
All right.
We're back.
We're back.
Okay.
That was enough of that.
But I do want to say that the fact is, is that people were genuinely have started to fight about this.
And I'm really, really happy about it because I have felt like people have been, and by the way, and this also gives me hope for humanity.
I put a poll out to find out what united us.
And it turned out I said, would you rather get rid of seed oils or racism?
And 7,601 votes are in.
Wow.
And 79.4% of people voted to get rid of seed oils over racism.
So I wasn't wrong in the fact that in the middle of infighting, we can always scapegoat to our lowest common denominator, which is seed oils and Obama.
And I think Josh, what the hell?
I firmly believe racism is caused by seed oils, said Trilo the Creator.
That's interesting.
And then on the back as well, I really love what Josh LaCash wrote.
Where is he?
Oh, you can't see it because Josh LaCash is banned for seven days for using the shortened phrase of a car transmission, calling it a tranny.
Which, by the way, is a shortened phrase.
Tegina Bon Tempo.
He wrote a tweet, just said, like, oh, is that a transgender or tranny or whatever?
And then he got suspended for seven days for saying that.
You're not allowed to say that?
The shortened for transmission.
He was actually talking about a car.
The engine was open, and he was talking about a VFC.
So how can we have open and honest conversations about fixing cars and mechanical issues?
I'm going to tell you, those people have a lot of mechanical issues.
And we'll look at them.
They're all having surgeries to correct their mechanical issues.
They've got some serious problems going on.
They didn't have any mechanical issues until they decided to chop off their tires and things.
I don't know anything about that.
I will say this, though.
I don't know if someone can get this.
Trump saying Obama.
I'm trying to look this up if I can find this video.
This was one of my favorite things.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
This is one of my favorite videos of all time.
Problem in this country.
It's called Muslims.
We know our current president is one.
You know, he's not even an American.
We need this.
But anyway, we have training camps growing where they want to kill us.
That's my question.
When can we get rid of it?
We're going to be looking at a lot of different things.
And, you know, a lot of people are saying that.
And a lot of people are saying that bad things.
I love how he just didn't correct that.
Like, he just went on with, like, Muslims are bad, and we have one as a president.
Based.
I like, I'm like, I was, that's what made me love Donald Trump.
What happened to that Donald Trump?
Muslims are evil, and there's one in power in our country.
He's like, many are saying that.
Man, what a time to be alive.
The Trump era was, that's a time I will fondly always look back on.
When he got elected, when he was doing debates, then when he was president, that whole time was super fun.
It was just a great time.
Yeah, I just missed the time too.
Like, I miss the time back in the old days era where like we were afraid of HIV.
And like, because they stopped talking about HIV.
Are you really worried about that?
Do you just, well, I thought it was only for the home.
Some people.
No, there was a time in history where people like didn't drink out of drinking fountains.
When I was a kid, I was told if you sat on a tack.
I can't be the only one, chat.
I can't be the only one.
Put a one in the chat if at some point when you were a kid, you were told that people were leaving tacks on the seats in movie theaters that had HIV.
And if you sat on them, you would get AIDS.
Because I was told that as a kid to look out, and I, to this day, I look at my seat and check if there's a tack with HIV on it.
I do look at it.
It was a very common thing in the States.
Everybody was told people were putting poison tax with HIV on the seats.
Is it one?
Everyone's never awarded.
There are a little ones.
I never.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
What?
What happened to you guys?
I was living in Uganda and that's where there was so much AIDS in Uganda.
Everybody was told that they were on HIV tax.
I remember the good old days when.
Poisoning people with tax.
I'm still scared of it.
Everyone's in a toilet seat.
See?
Everybody was like, we were all told that we were going to get HIV from going to theaters.
But I thought only the gays got it.
No, but the gays were, the gays, because the gays wanted us all, like, because now the gays want us all to be gay, so they're just raping and molesting our kids and stuff like that, which is sad.
And I would condemn that.
But back in the days, we were told that they were going to be AIDS so that they, so that, what?
Yeah.
That's great.
This is before Facebook.
Hold on.
If I was a gay man with AIDS and I wanted a weird analogy.
Hold on.
And I wanted to inject a young boy with AIDS, but I wasn't allowed to get around him or touch him or rape him or any of those kinds of things.
How would I put AIDS on the tip of a tack and then put the tack on his seat for him to sit?
Like, how do you, as a gay man, if I'm like, all right, it wasn't happening.
I'm going to get some AIDS from me and put it on the tack.
Where do you put the tackle?
The point was, was that they lied about viruses for decades and we just didn't know it.
That's what, that was the point.
They didn't tell you we were not to get sodomized with the dry anal sphincter repeatedly, probably gangbanged in an orgy in order to get that.
The police warned about it or the media warned about it?
The media were, I don't remember.
No one remembers who warned about it.
It's just things happen.
Like, everybody knows.
We were also told that we were going to go to jail.
Our parents were going to go to jail if we turned the light on in the car while we were driving.
I was afraid.
I ran the line on the wall.
You would get up, you know, like you would be in the van and you would go to the back seat and you would climb over the seats and your head would like hit the light and turn on.
You're like, I'm going to be raised without parents.
I'm going to be a fucking orphan.
Like, douche.
Like, you're just like, wow.
All right, we're all good.
And so much things were illegal when we were kids.
Everything was an illegal thing.
Everything was illegal.
I just remember that genuinely.
110%.
I remember that.
And so if you want to stop saying that, they lied to us about everything during that era.
And it's whatever.
Okay.
They lied to us.
Is that actually illegal to drive with the lights in your car?
No, nope.
No.
The police won't pull you over for that.
The FBI may be dispatched if you're a Republican.
Because I still thought, I still feel like that's illegal.
If people want to know why we haven't gone to the store yet, it's because I have no desire to be here right now.
Today, well, today, I know it seems like redundant for people, but what's really frustrating is I've been trying to reach the boomers.
And I have a pretty, I have a smaller, okay-sized Facebook page.
It's got 204,000 followers.
It's not huge, but it's 204,000 people.
And it generates a decent amount of revenue, and the boomers love it.
In fact, I get way more views on Facebook than I get anywhere else because boomers love Fearporn.
And the thing was, is that I don't mind, like, I've had my Facebook taken away and I don't mind getting in trouble.
But today I woke up and they took away my Facebook page.
They restricted it, like took away all the reach, the videos.
You can't even post videos.
You can't get money anymore.
It's all like, I'm like locked out.
And it says, it goes to a screen saying that you are harassed, you getting suspended for harassment and bullying of members on the page.
And it says, click here to see what content you produced that violated.
And then you click on it and it's just a blank screen and there's nothing there.
And it says click continue.
It says, I'm glad you know.
Now you can appeal this by clicking on this link.
And then you go to the link and it says, your page is restricted.
Here's the content.
Appeal here.
And there's nothing listed.
So you click appeal and then it says, you have no violations on your account.
You may have a monetization violation.
And you click on monetization.
It says, there are no violations.
If you're still getting problems, go to the meta business manager.
Click on the business manager to look at the restrictions placed on your account.
And then you go to the account manager and it says your account's not restricted.
Click here to go back to your account.
Then it says your account's restricted.
You cannot upload videos.
And then it just says you can't get into your page.
So we lost our Facebook page today.
So that was frustrating because, and there's no way to appeal.
There's nothing to do.
You just, there's no videos.
They didn't mark any videos.
They just said our page sucks ass.
And then, which is true, but I didn't think, but it's weird to me with the censorship thing, which we all know Facebook censors.
So I'm not like, you don't see me making videos.
That is a reminder, though, that we are censored.
We just lost like another, you know, huge portion of revenue for the show, which is fine.
But make sure.
Oh, my.
That is not what I was expecting.
In the middle of a serious call to action.
I didn't know you were going to turn it right there, but I was waiting for my moment to tell you.
Everyone, Elijah's really, he's had a really tough day this morning.
Well, we just lost a bunch of money today, and we also lost a huge outlet, which is fine.
So don't forget to support Elijah Schaefer.
I'm sad today.
So send him some encouragement words.
Send him something nice.
Just say a nice little thing because he's in a really, he's in a bit of a cranky mood and he's also feeling really down in the dumps.
Well, no, I just felt down because I didn't do any.
I keep getting, I always get it.
I'm like, I swear I'm senselessly attacked.
I don't do anything and people just come against me and try to destroy my life all the time.
I didn't do anything wrong on Facebook.
Everyone loves you, so don't even worry.
Come on, guys.
We need to just, but I'm sorry.
I'm not cheering up.
Come on.
I'm just trying to say, cheer up by joining locals.
By the way, which thing we did reach our January goal.
We reach our January goal.
That's something so positive.
Why don't we focus on that?
Facebook, I mean, with Facebook, is it only a matter of time?
I know, but what I was trying to say was, is it's frustrating because, you know, you continually, and everyone knows who's watching this, you continually get attacked for your content, but they don't even tell you what's wrong with your content.
You just get it deleted.
Like, they just took down our page with no way to appeal it.
No expression.
They just said, we're a bullying page.
And the funny thing is, all we do is put up clips and we watch what clips we put up.
So, you know, it's pretty gay.
But Facebook's a homo site anyways.
But I still, if you're watching this, homos, help me.
Why is it hot in here?
Is it hot in your view?
Yeah, it is a little bit.
But I'm gonna go to you for somebody.
You're on the air.
Oh, I hate when he does this.
I hate it because I hate when I get left like this.
But I'm just looking at these videos, these comments, everything.
It's all very funny.
It makes me laugh.
I love these memes.
Okay, quick, quick, quick.
I'm getting panicked.
I'm getting panicked when I put on the spot.
I have to say.
Put the air on.
Okay, so let's get into this.
So we are.
So that's just to say that I feel frustrated because I have a show plan today, but it's like people don't realize the discouragement in this.
You know, you work hard over years, you build a page, you build something up, and they go, oh, well, you should know it's Facebook.
Yeah, it is.
But also, like, the amount of support that we get from members from SOBs is never enough to really supplement everything and pay and get everything going.
Like, I mean, it costs thousands of dollars to host things and push things and equipment and fees and memberships and random stuff.
But I'm grateful for the people that do support the show.
And I'm grateful for you guys.
SOBs in the chat.
We love you guys so much.
Falsetto Panic.
It's true.
So let's just jump in the story for today because we've already – how far into this are we?
We're already 28 minutes.
We haven't hit the subject.
That's a nightly offensive live stream for you.
But I'm feeling like hanging out with you guys tonight.
And I'm feeling the vibes.
I got to get used to this.
I'm always a little bit on edge and about to shit my pants.
It's usually my go-to for the day.
So Madonna comes out after the Balenciaga saga, right?
Don't you feel like we had enough of like Hollywood might have saw what happened to Balenciaga?
You don't even see people in Balenciaga stores.
If you're new to this, if you don't know what happened with that, basically Balenciaga had a bunch of like children's sex pictures.
They put kids in bondage gear in fetish outfits.
And finds out like it wasn't even, that wasn't even the bad part.
It was like the artists who were involved in this had done a ton of photo shoots with like naked children and the people who owned the company sold like sex art between kids giving adults blowjobs and like aka pedophilia and stuff.
It was very nasty and it went down the line.
So people kind of stopped buying Balenciaga.
Did Balenciaga's company really was it really damaged?
Because I feel like every blood sort of was just like every big drama that happens with any celebrity or any topic or whatever.
It's a big thing and everyone's outraged and horrified and whatever.
And then after a few weeks, no one cares anymore.
Well, apparently they lost like $35 million in sales or something like that.
But are they like continuing with their business?
And they're going to recoup?
Or it was like in that moment, those weeks where everyone was talking about it, everyone was mad and cross.
That's when they lost the money.
But now that everything's sort of calmed down and they said sorry, you know, sorry about it.
Now everyone's okay with Balenciaga now?
Yeah, yeah, I think that's what it is.
Yeah, I feel like it was a prank.
Jeez.
Well, don't you guys have a sense of humor?
It was just a prank.
So there was a photo shoot for Vanity Fair that's coming out.
And of course, like, can we just bring up the initial photos here of what's going on?
Like, what is happening here?
So we've got like baby dolls with a sternum around the boobs.
She's got her breast pushed up.
I mean, I'm a guy, so that's the first thing I noticed.
Breast pushed up.
Really?
Yeah, I was.
Really?
That was the first thing?
Yes.
What?
There's so much.
There's so much going on in this picture that would, that's like, wow.
No, I just noticed down the sternum.
The breasts are pushed up.
But there's no one.
You have the sternum.
There's the baby crotch.
The triune baby head.
The dead babies on the side.
And then there's like the fat chick with a doll at the bottom in heels.
Yeah, those shoes are kind of odd.
Lots of baby heads everywhere.
And look at the demonic mask.
Look at the devil next to her.
The red devil.
Yeah.
The devil and the angel.
That's supposed to represent a devil and the angel.
both look like demons to me okay let's so many people ask if we can zoom in Yes, we can.
Oh, and it looks like eyes.
Lots of eyeballs everywhere.
Is that eyeballs?
So that's where we're at here.
Yeah, lots of eyeball imagery.
Yeah, there's the eyes.
See down in the corner.
There's the baby that's down there.
This isn't even the worst of it, by the way.
And then there's that.
You're like, look, mom, I got cast in my first photo shoot.
There's the bells.
I don't know what that is hanging from her.
And then look at the babies are like eating.
What are they eating?
Are those eyes?
Yeah, it looks like eyeballs.
And then that one's falling out.
I think what's so creepy is this part mostly.
Like, look at that.
That's really weird.
I'm really loving this new touchscreen.
It's like my old one from You Are Here.
I have like a nice little touch.
See, I have like a little touch screen now I can like do all the little smooshy-douches.
Yeah, that's sort of pretty sick and twisted, isn't it?
Yeah.
Tiggle bitties.
I know, I'm not surprised as a man that you would notice boobs, but I just thought there's in the whole picture, there's so much going on that I my vision of sight wasn't immediately drawn to her breast.
Neither was mine.
Next picture.
Okay.
Then there was this one here.
So this is supposed, is this supposed to be like that famous painting of Jesus and the disciples?
Yeah, but it's a bunch of bisexual women on birth control.
How do you know they're bisexual?
Because they're on birth control.
Oh, shoot.
Because women get bisexual when they're on birth control.
That's why women are, like, well, a lot of guys do love chicks making out and stuff, which they're not supposed to, but they do love it.
The reason why chicks are making out with each other, you go, oh, it's because it's for a male attention.
A lot of it is due to birth control.
Because there's a significant amount of women who get off birth control, no longer even like their male partner.
And women think they're lesbians, and you have a rise in this because of birth control.
I also, you know, obviously I think the guys experimenting is more of a lack of structure and purpose and reproduction.
And so like their sex drive.
People blame it on porn alone.
I don't think that's the case.
I think the move of guys towards this is guys are weird sexually anyways.
The move of guys towards liking like, yeah, being bisexual and gay everywhere.
I think that there's just like a lack of like, there's no purpose of reproduction.
Like guys, the meaning of sex has lost its value in culture.
Oh, sex, even sex with women.
But I'm saying sex with women isn't even about reproduction.
Like people aren't even getting with women for marriage, for sex.
So it's like they just start having sex with pleasure.
It's just an object.
So a lot of guys get confused because sex becomes sort of just like it's just a expression of pleasure.
But women, I think, get confused a lot because of birth control.
And that really, I mean, it's the jobs.
Because it's not just the birth control, because then they don't have a baby, then they have to get jobs and they go to college.
The birth control chemically and socially, I feel like, is at the core root of a lot of females' lack of development and them moving away from their feminine attributes.
Because it's like, the Bible has so many instances of cultures just going homoerotic.
There's just people, guys, just when the culture loses its purpose, guys just go gay, I guess.
It's like, I don't know.
You wouldn't think that would be the first thing.
Like, hey, this culture's whack.
You want to have sex in my ass?
But that's what happens.
But with women, I don't know if we've ever seen a culture where the women aren't having kids and the women are all making out with each other.
I just saw a fresh and fit where a woman had a body count of 500.
How old was she?
Like 30, 29.
Unbelievable.
She had a body count.
She said above 500.
500 of them?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
500.
That's really poor thing.
She's really.
You know, most women I've met have a body count above like 10 to 15.
What?
Yeah.
Most women that are not married by 30 have over 15, I think it is now.
And that's true, including just like in general.
Like, that's true.
They have a body count above 15.
Now, that's not like that's for women.
So, guys, marry them young.
And also, don't get your opinions from women who aren't married because the reality is that you go out there and you watch Fresh and Fit, all these unmarried women that are out there that are just like, they're like 30 and have 500 body counts.
And I think that was high, but like low.
Like girls, you know, girls, I think girls underestimate their body count and guys overestimate their dick size.
Because like, but not me, though, and not you, because obviously my dick's 12 inches, fully flaccid.
And actually, it's 12 millimeters.
No, but, but I meant like, I think, I think that that's like the case.
It's like, but it's opposite.
Like, as guys get older, they don't, they don't care about that anymore.
They don't talk about that.
But like junior high boys, you know, like I always thought that the weird thing about biology is that it's there's a time when your penis is small and then you become a junior higher and it becomes two and a half feet long and then you become an adult and it goes back to like somewhere between like five to seven inches or eight inches or twenty.
No, but I meant like, you know, every junior high, every when I was in junior high, all my friends had 36 inches.
I don't think you should tell boys to compare their size or do you think that's just naturally something that boys feel like is an important thing to compare?
Like, I just, I don't know.
I think every day that you tell me something, I get more confused about my existence and in this world because I can't understand it.
Does that make sense?
What am I talking about?
My joke is that I'm saying that junior hires, when you're going through puberty, they lie.
They lie about their sexual development.
You know, like, I've had sex with like 30 women and they're like in eighth grade.
And you're like, I don't really believe that.
But women, as they get older, tend to lie about their body count because they don't think it matters when they're younger.
So like, there's so many women out there that have like 30 or 40.
Like I know a lot, I've met a lot of women who have 30 to 40 or more 50, 60 body counts and people I've met throughout my entire life.
Like I know people that are like in their mid-20s that have that have done that way over that.
And that's crazy.
And then when you watch, if you watch Fresh and Fit, there's a lot of women who are like that.
And if you just go, like, I watch this guy on TikTok that just talks to women at their body counts.
And like, I don't think I ever heard somebody less than like 12.
I know.
It's freaking crazy.
Doomsday Kraka said Elmicron means Kez is essentially a virgin.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Still waiting for my moment.
Wow.
Man, that's so that is really that is really sad.
I feel like there's lots of things we can blame on women's high body counts.
And I think the pill is probably one of them because now you can you don't have to be very selective about who you sleep with and there's not big consequences like pregnancy.
Well, like, that's one of the main reasons why, like, Jacinda Ardern resigned.
And, like, you know, you're not going to be in both control?
No, but I'm saying, like, I don't listen to women in general, like most women, for opinions, except, like, the only woman that I'll listen to in terms of, like, for some, like, advice on women is women who are living a female life, like Alibeth Stuckey.
I know her personally, and I can tell you that she's legit who she says she is.
And she doesn't spend time at the office.
She's not out, you know, partying or anything.
She's literally just raises kids, is home, and just does her shtick.
And she happens to speak for a couple hours a day about things on her heart, but every woman does it anyways.
And so that's totally cool.
But it's like, I'll listen to her for like an opinion on women and family, and I'll be like, oh, that's an interesting take, right?
I mean, her and I share a mutual hatred of pit bulls.
So it's pretty good.
Some people also are starting to name their pit bulls quarter black Garretts, saying that there's no difference between the two.
What?
Both are ugly and unlikable.
Aww.
That's so mean.
I'm calling you out, Garrett.
I'm calling you out.
Come on the show.
Not literally, but come on the show.
Or I'm going to keep coming at you until you're ready to face me man to man.
This is drama.
This is real e-drama.
No, I think he's actually coming on in two weeks.
So we'll talk that.
We'll face it off, bitch.
Well, rip your man bun out.
New soy boy.
Your hair is like my voice.
gay all right back to madonna I don't know who's getting.
Back to Madonna.
Back to Madonna.
All right.
Wow.
Back to Madonna.
Okay, so this is sacrilege, though.
It's sacrilegious.
Yeah.
It's very inappropriate.
Just black steam coming from her head.
Yeah, it's just weird.
It's also, by the way, this is also taken inside of probably the most expensive apartment in Los Angeles.
That's literally how apartments look in LA.
I swear I don't know what it is.
Oh, why is everyone wearing Burger King crowns?
That's the coolest part about it.
I wouldn't want to be black in that room.
I'm going to say it.
Oh, I'm going to say it.
All right.
Back to the madness.
You know, when I'm chill like this, I didn't know you would chill like this.
It gets worse, though.
Like, there's like, I think, is it a, it's like a, it's a heart.
It's a sick.
It's a heart.
So they have a heart.
They're indulging in terms of like gross overindulgence.
It's absolutely disgusting.
Yeah, with food.
Yeah.
And she's, that's a really evil look on her face.
Oh, this girl at the front, she's got blood dripping down her arms.
Yeah, and that girl's eating, and that's supposed to be a heart, too, in her hand.
I think that's not a, I think they're all eating a heart.
I think she has, like, a bloody heart, and I think that that's a real heart in her hand.
And I think that they're racists who say the N-word and eat hearts because everyone knows Burger King crowns are a sure sign that somebody's coming out and going to be there.
I do, you know, I find this to be very interesting.
Because What is so weird about our media is like they'll attack a Catholic like Nick Fuentes or something like that, like somebody who has a faith in God and a belief in God.
And they'll be like, yeah, he's actually like, you know, they'll be like, he's a really bad guy or whatever because he like said something bad.
And then they'll go over to this, someone who's sacrilegious, who's mocking God, and who's borderline producing, like, this isn't boring.
This is satanic.
And then they get paid to do this.
So you ever notice in the media that's the key thing is that whether, you know, it doesn't matter if you disagree with someone or not.
They always go after and mock and destroy people who are trying to do what's right while coincidentally paying people more money and promoting people that are going against, not just like happen to be living against God.
but like they intentionally attack Christ all the time.
They love mocking Jesus.
And you know, this is what I find to be insane about this is that this is at the same time that Western universities are using sensitivity laws and training to make it illegal to show a picture of Muhammad at universities.
They're firing staff at Western establishments, Western colleges for showing images of Muhammad because it's not sensitive.
But you can mock Jesus all you want.
You know, you get what I'm saying?
You can mock Jesus.
And that's the whole point.
It's like, nobody would care about Nick Fuentes and about him having his show or anything.
Nobody would care about Andrew Tate or his casinos or money making.
Like I said, everyone that's like, oh, bro, but Andrew Tate got his money from cam girls in the beginning.
And yeah, that's repugnant.
But guess what?
50 Cent got his money from drug dealing.
And so that's how he got in.
You don't see anyone saying that 50 Cent's an evil man.
He started out, got his money from drug dealing, and yet everyone's like, yo, he's gangsta.
He's dope.
50 Cent, GU net, what up?
But Tate, everybody, all these people got their money in horrible ways.
So Tate would be fine.
No, they don't care if Tate had cam girls and casinos, and nobody would care about that.
It was when his message changed towards promoting God, even though he's Muslim.
I'm not saying he's a role model.
That's why I even see the right-wing, like, who thinks Andrew Tate's a role model?
I go, he's not a role model.
He's a motivator.
He's a guy who's progressing and learning and changing in his brain.
So people are intrigued by his motivation to refine and to change and to learn about life.
Nobody's saying that his lifestyle or his history of life is something that we all seek and desire to model after.
And it's also a critique on masculinity because what he's showing is that just like how South Africa ran better under apartheid, but racism's evil and wrong.
And now that, you know, everyone's freaking out because South Africa is falling apart.
And now they're looking back to the apartheid past to find out how to run their country while also condemning apartheid.
Sometimes bad things produce good results.
Why do you think they like, I feel like religion, especially Christianity, Catholicism, is when it's mocked or whatever, I feel like it's like sexualized big time.
Like this go to this picture, like, oh, dress up as a sexy nun, or why is this?
Obviously, it's the reference to Jesus and the disciples and all this sort of stuff is obvious.
But look how sexualized it is.
Like it's, it's, they sexualize it so much, like, you can't sexualize, or at least I haven't seen them sexualize evolution as a religion.
Like, wow, this rock.
No, they do.
But like, Christianity.
Have you ever met a crystal girl?
You prove me wrong.
They're usually pretty attractive, and they are like, you ever seen my zenith?
Even like Buddhism, you don't see a lot of like people taking like it almost makes me think that Christianity is the coolest religion because they either make it like really, really creepy and dark,
like how wicked, you know, they're so they like to punish people and all this sort of stuff, or they try to make it very sexual in nature or whatever, but they're always trying to twist it to make it just to give people an uncomfortable feeling towards it.
Whereas I really don't, I mean, I know this is like obvious, but I'm just thinking it now, like, gosh, it's always sexual, even with that gay guy who slammed down on Satan's penis and danced on it.
Josh LaCash?
No!
The black one with the little head.
No, I'm joking.
Josh LaCash would probably kill that person.
But yeah, no, the black rapper.
Yes, and he's coal dancing.
There's too many of them.
I don't really pay attention to him.
There's too many black people just being gay and stuff these days.
Why is their favorite thing to sexualize it?
It's true.
I love black people.
By the way, somebody also said this.
Somebody was like, oh, Elijah pokes fun at black people.
He must hate black people.
Really?
I don't poke fun at black people, first of all.
That's offensive.
That's insulting.
Secondly, black people are awesome.
They made rap music, peanut butter, and learned how to put 22s on a 1987 Chevy and Paula.
So to my haters who like to discount my recognition of the accomplishments of black Americans, sincerely, fuck you, racist assholes.
I'm trying to live my life for God.
Step off.
Okay.
Okay, but I see this meme, and I think it's funny, but I don't understand it, so maybe you can explain to me.
Hey yo, Trafish, McFish Meal Playoff.
I think that's one of our, I don't know, I think that's one of our ancestors.
Oh, nice.
I love that my ancestors were fish and germs and a bug and a little rock that just stewed.
I love evolution as to what I'm saying.
Evolution is so cool.
My favorite thing about people telling me it's so like, how do you believe in God?
It's just too hard to believe in God.
But I also came from cosmic stardust.
Yeah, and rock soup.
What?
My favorite thing is to think about, if I believed in evolution, how would I make it make sense in terms of the world formed?
It was a big rock.
There was nothing else because it came from nothing, but then there was nothing.
And then after this, then somehow water came on the rock.
And then over years and years and years, billions and millions of years, somehow something came from it.
And it, then I guess at that point, maybe trees came.
Aliens were coming on.
I love to think about it because it just blows my mind.
I love it too.
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Yes.
It's true.
I was offered plenty of that.
I saw someone on Twitter that was like, Daily Wire doesn't care about anyone.
I would do it for 10% of that.
It was serious, though.
I was like, I'll do it for 10% of $50 million.
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How would you generate traffic?
How would people know what's going on?
I don't know.
Everyone's crazy, but I love everyone.
Just kidding.
No, I don't.
Let's go ahead and let's look at.
There's more to the story, though.
There's more to this.
It just gets weird.
Because you do know about this, right?
You know about the fact that there were several reports confirmed that pop icon Madonna is being accused of human trafficking that's sexually exploiting children by a charity organization called Ethiopian World Foundation.
Yeah, I think I saw that a while ago.
Yes, Madonna's adopted four small children from Malawi, a country located in Southeast Africa.
Malawi.
In 2006, the Material Girl founded a charity called Raising Malawi, a not-for-profit organization that seeks to support orphans and at-risk children through health and education programs.
The group alleges that Madonna used her Malawian adopted son, David Banda, for sexual exploitation and experiment.
The petition cites the photos of David wearing women's clothes, makeup, and jewelry.
The EWF also claims that Madonna made false statements that David's dad was absent when she applied for the adoption.
I don't know if these are true, but I would say this.
Why are people not mad about this, but they're mad about the Tates?
That's why I don't understand people's selective outrage.
I know it's fake.
Because it's like, look, if you're going to get mad at the Tates allegations or whatever, because they just got extended another 30 days in jail from these biased people.
Both of them in prison?
Yeah, in jail.
If you're going to get an extension on this, you're going to agree with the Tates being in jail.
Okay, that's fine.
But why are people not equally upset at Madonna?
Why?
Because her program, they're NPCs.
All they know is hate Andrew Tate.
Hate Tristan Tate.
Hate the Tates.
And Madonna, who objectively, at least at one point, was way more popular and famous.
Isn't she like, isn't Madonna an icon of the gay community?
Yes.
So she's protected.
Yeah, that's actually true.
If Andrew and Tristan were icons of the gay community, I think people wouldn't be so concerned.
But no, I think sex trafficking, human trafficking, any kind of slavery, trafficking, whatever, is wrong.
I don't care who you are, whether I like you or agree with you or not.
Don't do it.
Don't do that.
That's bad.
That's really bad.
Stop it.
Yeah, get some help.
Get some help.
Get some help.
Don't do that.
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I was going to say, I was discouraged earlier.
It is discouraging when you do this and all you get, like, I could get on a sad train where it's like, I love what Cernovich said today.
He just said this: This industry, there ain't no friends in it.
I stay in my bunker, and I also know the reality of what the world we live in.
So I keep to myself.
And I agree, Cernovich.
But also, what sucks is when you try to keep to yourself and you realize the reality of the industry that even the tech companies, that's why I really am telling you, we're going to grow the locals over time and we're going to really move over to Rumble.
We're already up, and we've been doing this only on Rumble for seven weeks now.
And we already have about exactly half as many people watching on Rumble as YouTube.
And we're only like 1500% smaller.
So I'm really excited about it.
I actually have energy in my gonads.
Yeah.
Cheer up, darling.
I don't know.
just get discouraged sometimes because the attacks the hit articles the bullshit did that cheer you up I think it gave me a brain tumor.
I think it gave me a brain tumor.
I do bring this up, though, rather funnily, funnily.
Also, like, do you know Madonna looks like she's she looks like she's got some demons?
You know, demons in her bodies?
Yeah, we have a look.
So, this is how she used to look versus how she looks now on the right.
She looks like things like she looks like a demon.
Yeah, also, I think she has a filter on.
But yeah, I agree.
Isn't she like extremely old lady now?
Yeah, but I like how the UK lead up to the British to get things completely incorrect.
Everyone's like, wow, she just put up some new photos showing that she looks young.
Apparently, they never heard of Photoshop.
Everyone's like, she looks 16.
Well, first of all, that is not a 16-year-old, okay?
So like 25, maybe.
Like 28, 32.
That girl could be 25 to 35, and I would believe either of those sections.
How old do you think I look?
You?
219?
What?
Yeah.
Darling.
I just stuttered.
Stop.
2019.
You think I'm 10?
13?
Darling.
That would be four.
That would be four.
The dyslexia is cracking the shits again.
Yes, well, a four-year-old doesn't know how to count.
So, yeah, she does look young.
She does look really young.
And also, it's obviously Photoshop because she's like 85 or something.
These are the days where I'm like, maybe I should start drinking again.
But because it's good, what's the point of all this?
But also, you have to have a mindset, darling.
I know it's a good thing.
You've got to get your mind under control.
I know.
Come on.
No, I have health goals and things.
And one of them has been to see, just to not do things that are bad for me.
Like getting messed up on Epic Saturday live streams, which were epic, but also extremely bad for my health.
And also, I will say this as well.
Not drinking right now has allowed me.
I realized I used to hang out with people for the sociability of drinking with them.
And then when I stopped drinking, I realized everyone sucked.
And then I stopped hanging out with human beings, which is generally a good idea.
And I've been better.
I've been in my cocoon, like Cergovich said.
I've just been in my own place and I've been enjoying it.
However, not all humans suck because Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show is up there with my top favorite people for sure.
For sure.
And I will also throw in Down syndrome rap artists, which I don't know if you know the controversy with the Down syndrome rap artist.
He sent dick pics to 12 minors.
Is that a crime?
People just did that?
No, the Down syndrome, one of the Down syndrome TikTok followers, he got his TikTok deleted because he was sending dick pics to miners.
Is that a crime?
If you have Down syndrome, you know what?
I think that's allowed.
I mean, I don't think it's allowed, but I think people will do it.
No, because I think people take into account somebody's mental capacity.
Like when you see people will go to trial and get off because they'll go, oh, well, I was having a mental breakdown or I have a mental whatever.
People, if you are mentally something, I think the court recognizes like you don't have the mental ability to recognize that's wrong.
Yeah, well, I was going to say, but here's the thing that I wanted to say that I wanted to get his defense.
I don't want to be caught in defending the wrong people, but he didn't specify what kind of miners they could have been.
They could have been coal miners, which would not be illegal.
How old was he?
An adult, but if they were coal miners, if they were coal miners, it would be the state's problem for hiring juveniles to mine coal.
That would be considered against child labor laws.
So we're just having hope for our Down syndrome homie with the extra chromi.
I'm going to go have some brownies with some downies.
You know what I'm saying?
This will be a great experience because I believe in his rap music and he's immortalized in my head.
And so he might have said that he should send dick pics to miners, but I'm praying to God it was coal miners in the Appalachians.
Because God knows that it's a very dirty job.
And even if your skin's dirty, God knows where your mind is also.
Okay, look at this.
Exactly.
And And to people who don't know about the coal miners, I'm going to say it's not funny.
It's not actually a joke.
Because that's actually the argument currently on TikTok.
Oh, people are really.
There's an advocacy group.
People are trying to.
To get him deleted from TikTok?
No, they got him deleted from TikTok.
No, no, but I mean, it's not.
But here's the actual difficulty, though.
Is that I did want to know what you do in the case of a disabled person like that.
And I think that's actually a lie.
I don't think it's the same person even.
I think it's just a TikTok conspiracy.
And everyone's like, oh, it's not funny.
No, it is funny.
The fact that people are actually arguing.
It started as a troll to say that he might have sent him to coal miners.
Now you have people advocating, and it became a real movement that he sent him to coal miners.
I don't even think it was the same person.
I think someone trolled him and took a Down syndrome person with a video and attacked Down syndrome people.
I think it's evil.
I don't like it.
An attack on Down syndrome people for a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And to people who get offended by this show, they're like, that's kind of an offensive conversation.
Leave, motherfucker.
What about that one country?
Is it Finland that don't have a chance?
No way.
I don't even want you to watch this show.
Did you know what this channel's called?
Did you know?
Did you ever read it?
Like, nothing is more interesting to me than when I get emails and comments that people have been like, that is so inappropriate.
Okay.
Go watch Daily Wire.
A lot of people are.
Not a lot of people are watching this show anymore.
But, you know, at least you get it.
All right.
At least not on Facebook.
You're not watching the show on Facebook, I'll tell you that, because we got to take it away.
Cheer up.
Okay, get what's happening with Madonna.
And she's the real issue here.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Back to this.
Okay.
I forgot.
Yeah, so she's really young looking.
We're always pursuing.
I gotta get this off.
Okay.
We gotta get down to this.
All right, let's get in the next thing.
I just want to go to this is actually really great.
So I want to just switch topics because this is boring me so much.
Oh, oh, I see how it is.
So if a topic is boring you, we can switch topics.
But if a topic is boring me, we're going to talk about it for two hours straight.
hmm that's okay so well a local trans a local woman in british columbia okay tried to go in parkersville i think it was called parksville or something like that tried to join a women's only gym Oh, I did see this.
And this woman.
Yes.
Volumptuous lady that she is.
This is not a transgender.
This is a trans fat.
Lots of trans things.
This is a saturated fat molecules.
Oh, my goodness.
They tried to join a gym, and I use the pronouns there because I wouldn't want to misgender someone.
would we uh they used they try to join a gym and they're speaking out about human rights uh And it sounds dystopian, actually.
This is one of my favorite videos.
It was released by Andy No, who's a journalist for the post-millennial.
I think he's the managing editor.
Very good guy.
We love Andy No.
Yes.
Andy Nooo?
Oh, yeah.
He's a good one.
Let's go.
Into this.
Simpson has identified as a woman for years, and she wants to get into better shape.
So she went to the Body Works Gym for Women in Parksville for a membership.
Klein Simpson says she was initially welcomed, but after one workout, she was informed she was not allowed at the woman's only gym.
Saying, sorry, we made a mistake.
You're not actually allowed to be here, but you're more than welcome.
She's the co-ed facility, and I kind of just hung up because I was, I mean, I was extremely devastated.
I mean, there's really no other word for it.
Klein Simpson changed her gender and name legally close to two years ago, and she's been on hormone replacement therapy for more than three years.
She says she wants to work out at a woman's only gym where she will feel comfortable, unlike her experiences at Jim's Wall University.
I didn't quite understand why that was uncomfortable because I didn't know I was trans at the time.
I still thought I was a guy as well.
But it was just important to me to like be in a place.
Why is he squatting so far away?
Look at his voice.
Look at this.
It looks like David Adambron in the wild.
Yeah.
Wow.
That picture says a billion words to me.
He's getting down low, getting on the animal's level, making eye contact, keeping a safe distance.
Do you know what's one of the craziest things I can do?
Is how come trans people never brush their bloody hair?
It's not that hard.
But they, all of them, can't do it.
Look at that.
I just moved you over.
Do you saw that?
That was pretty crazy.
That was pretty cool.
Yeah, they.
It's just.
I love this.
When I thought I was a woman, when I thought I was a man, this is what I feel bad.
I kind of understand why we're demonetized on YouTube because we got demonetized for being mean.
That's literally what they said.
We're a mean channel.
Are we mean to them or are they mean to themselves?
Okay, but also, am I mean to this person?
Because to me, like, this is like, like, like, how am I mean?
By just being like, huh?
Okay, I think sometimes we can be a little bit mean, but also I think that when you tell the truth, people are just going to say that's mean because the truth was going to hurt your feelings.
This is a man, an ugly one at that.
And I really, I feel like that's his real hair.
And I don't know why I can suggest him some oils to use, maybe some shampoo and conditioner, a hairbrush.
I don't know.
It's like, try.
You've been doing this for years.
You've been identifying as a woman for years.
And you're gonna go on the news to share a story and you couldn't brush your hair or even put on a dress.
You're wearing a lumberjack outfit.
Dude, why?
I just don't understand why people would feel uncomfortable.
I don't know, you just look like a fat lumberjack with long, greasy hair.
Sorry.
Right.
Right?
Try harder.
I as well.
It was just important to me to like be in a place that would be like explicitly accepting like you know, you are a woman.
You can, you know, you're allowed to be here.
The gym's owner says members have a diversity of sexual identities, but he believes Klein Simpson would fit better at their co-ed gym where there are gender-neutral change rooms.
Do we pick the comfort of the transgender person and they may not be as comfortable at the co-ed gym, but at least that's an alternative?
Or do we pick the comfort of the young girls that are working out there?
They may not feel comfortable.
Yep.
I don't know if is that fair to them?
And what would parents think?
What would you think if this is your daughter there?
Yep.
Great question.
Open to ideas and options.
Klein Simpson says she understands some may be uncomfortable with trans people.
I mean, all it takes is education.
I mean, you know, like once you understand, you know, like trans women are women, trans men are men.
Non-binary people are who they say they are.
I mean, it's just, it's as simple as that.
Like, and if you're still uncomfortable, if you still feel uncomfortable after that, I mean, I mean, that's on you.
She's going public because she doesn't want this to happen to other trans people.
she says she's considering sit like a lady human rights tribunal it's I mean it's just about education Once people realize that trans women are women and trans men are men, then if they don't agree with that, that's on them.
Well, education?
What?
What are you talking about?
You said this man sounds like an absolutely crazy person.
You I even if this was not a transgender person, I wouldn't want to I can't I can't with these people.
I can't.
They don't make any effort.
They don't try.
It's on me for not believing that you're a woman.
It's that's my fault.
You didn't brush your hair.
You didn't even put lippy on.
You've got a crack outfit.
You didn't try anything.
You didn't try at all.
But it's on me to look at you and go, oh, woman.
I found some cigars.
Oh, I thought it was something else.
No, this is good news.
I brought these from America.
These would be $75.
These are $10 in America.
These cost $75 in other countries.
By the way.
I think I need to take up smoking.
I need something to calm me down now.
I love this.
This is just stupid.
If you follow me on social media, you know I'm good at two things.
Latte art and ruining my life.
Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD.
Well.
You guys want street content?
Guess who bought a mic flag?
And guess what goes in the middle of this?
A microphone.
Exactly.
Not that I haven't used this for other things like cleaning knives.
For goodness sake.
Elijah!
It's a sphincter for a microphone.
Illuminati confirmed.
Well, I'm really not on it today.
I gotta tell you that.
I am really distracted.
Get some more things and show them.
Show them what else is in there.
You know you live with a woman when you go to buy glasses and she buys bum trees, which, by the way, look nice.
Women do buy nice things for the house.
I would never buy this shit.
I'd be like, yo, what up, Wigga?
This is gay.
But then at the same time, it's actually more fun.
Doesn't everyone know that?
Like, women are great at just buying things that make the house nicer.
Really, truly, they just buy things.
Now, of course, you have to pay for them, but I do love the fact that it's like, I would never buy this little gay thing, but since she bought it, it's precious and I like it.
So now it's nice.
Now we got nice cups at the house.
This is really cool.
This is vodka.
Woo!
I'm non-binary today.
I feel like a gay.
I do, I do.
I know I'm having a weird day today.
All my schizophrenic personalities are coming out.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
I find there's not really an explanation about this.
I'm going to start going Nick Ricada on these people.
Like, you ugly bitch.
You'll be like, that's, what is that?
I love Nick Ricada, but I would actually, I actually want to be nice and say, that's not nice, Nick, because this is a beautiful woman.
And if you don't accept that, if you don't come into that understanding, if you're mean to this person, then you're being rude.
Because how, look at this.
This is a good-looking person.
I'm going to tell you this.
How come, how come you have to say that all transgender peoples are good-looking, except when it comes to women, men can be objective and go, I don't think she's very pretty.
I mean, I guess you're not technically supposed to be allowed to do that anymore.
That's becoming really offensive.
But when we look at women, we go, oh, that girl is a 10 out of 10.
Absolutely stunning, beautiful.
Oh, this girl, she's a little bit plain, or oh, she's got a sort of interesting nose.
It looks a bit like this.
But you can have opinions about how women look, and men can be like, oh, I don't find her very attractive.
But if anyone, God forbid, any man find this hideous man unattractive, he is transphobic, and that's on him.
Can I just say this?
Let's start making jokes.
Being like, my brother has so much real estate in his lower neck, BlackRock tried to buy it.
I feel, look, BlackRock's like, yo, is that for sale?
Is it?
But hold on.
Can I lease that to tenants?
Oh, shit.
This man needs help.
Is it mean?
Is it mean to make a joke that he's not put any effort in that he's...
Chat says I look more female than that.
Then you look more female than him?
Wow, that's.
I don't know who that one's offensive to.
Do you know why, darling?
It's because you brushed your hair.
It's because you brushed your hair.
You don't have you at least you took what?
Give us a side profile.
So you can see right where it comes into.
It's like there, boom, right on the top.
Wow.
Wow.
This is called Neanderthal.
So for the forehead, this is where you grow your brain.
I think that's so handsome.
Thanks, baby.
Thank you, baby.
Glad there's at least one person on this world that agrees with that.
I tricked you, bitch.
Locked in.
All right.
All right.
So it gets funnier, though.
We have more stuff on this.
It gets good.
It gets good.
So they're upset.
Now, one of the things that people brought up is that, like, who's agreeing with this, right?
Who's agreeing that this looks like women?
Well, I think the gym owner did an excellent job.
You could tell he was very nervous in his response, but it was the point was, do I make the people in my, all the women in my gym feel uncomfortable so that this man feels comfortable or by suggesting that he go to another place?
Or should I look?
Who's more important?
Yeah, like, bro, do you want me to lose my customers and just like not have anybody at my gym?
But why does a trans person's comfortability and feelings and all this sort of stuff trump everybody else's?
Yeah.
Why is your right to feel comfortable more important than my right to feel comfortable?
Well, that's that.
We're just trying to have good times, okay?
We're trying to have good times.
I'm bringing back the nightlife.
I love this stuff.
But it's also the same thing of like, who's sponsoring this?
People like this.
What?
Right?
Yep, trans women are women, and I'm attracted to women.
Therefore, dating trans women does not change my orientation.
And of course, he looks like that.
Yes, sir.
I'm sure you believe what you're saying.
But I also understand if you like, okay, is that him?
Is that him before he grew up?
No, no, no.
Same glasses, and the hair color looks frighteningly similar.
No.
And everything about this, this man.
Statistically, there's three people watching this show that look like that right now.
Statistically, this is just your average American.
I feel bad.
I feel bad.
Look, that's why beauty is really from the heart and not from the, like, meaning it's like you could think this guy's a sweet man if he had some sense.
He could be a really wise guy.
This is what I want to say.
Let me agree with leftists here for a second in bringing some balance to what they try to say with like beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
Or in the case of the trans woman, that beauty's in the eye of the boulder.
Or in the Boulder, if you're trans.
But it's that, like, if this is you, yeah, you're not objectively attractive, okay?
And welcome to the gang.
Neither am I.
But it's okay for men to be attractive.
That's what I meant.
But if you were working hard, like if your vice was food, or like maybe you just drink too much whiskey and beer and you eat too much.
So you got a few vices, okay?
I understand that.
You can only have two vices, but you can only control one.
That's the scary part about reality.
Because you can't have three vices because two of your vices will always be slightly out of control at one given time.
And those two vices, you can never have a two-to-one ratio.
You can have two vices at one time, but you can only control one, which means you're only allowed one vice because one will always get the best of you.
It's better to have none, but one is fun.
That's totally not Christian advice.
It's not sound biblical wisdom, but men, it's reality.
Sometimes you just gotta fucking relax, okay?
So this guy needs to relax.
That's why I hate the whole like, you know, everyone's always trying to act perfect on YouTube.
Like, I'm actually perfect.
It's like, bro, go chill sometimes.
Your vice might just be video games.
Advice meaning something that brings no value outside of itself, right?
So this my little pony guy is here, but if he was wise, like if he was a theologian, if he was smart, if he had money, if he had other qualities, then he could still be a great guy.
And he could probably still get a semi-attractive woman with 30 body count.
Like, you know, like women with over 30 body count, this is the guy you're going to marry.
I see him more with like a Thai woman or something.
Me too.
Me too.
Let's just be completely honest.
But I think Thai women are cute.
And maybe it's not a woman.
That's the whole point about this.
Maybe he likes the Thai ladyboys.
No, but I'm not like, but I meant to say that.
This is the crazy thing.
I'm not going to visit shame a fellow boy.
I'm going to shame him because he's in a trans woman, meaning if you're curious about that, that's fine, sir.
But also, like, that's a desperate plea of saying, like, yo, I need tits, and I don't care if it comes with an extra bit of an extra bonus package.
Like, if there's an appetizer round.
But this is the unfortunate thing is not all trans women come with tits.
What a shame.
Well, because this is the thing, is you don't need to actually look like a woman to be one.
And you don't need to do so.
She probably has the biggest breasts of anyone.
Tiggle bitties.
Those are some big bahungas.
She plays.
She was in the, I think she was actually in Titanic.
She played the Life Raft.
Oh, my.
Oh, gosh, I need to get so much sunlight out here.
It's getting to me.
All right.
Happy Friday, everybody.
More trans stuff.
More trans stuff.
We haven't been bringing that up enough on the show, so I want to bring it up a little bit.
You know, I stopped really hitting so hard on a lot of the trans stuff when it just became a right-wing grift.
I've talked about it on the show before, but like so many people just talk about trans stuff.
Like, it matters.
I used to talk about it because it was funny.
Right?
Like, we just like, we would.
And how come we still talk about it?
When it's funny, when it's funny.
Yeah.
But, like, come on.
When it's funny.
Unbelievable.
I like to talk about it when it's funny because you have these like NPC like characters that are walking around in costumes that are telling us how to live our lives.
It's funny.
It's like, they're like, I don't even know my gender, but I can tell you this, that you're supposed to be actually telling me that I'm a real girl.
They're like, they're like, they're the evolution of fedora Reddit mods.
That's all trans people are.
It was like, excuse me, my lady.
Do not disrespect...
These are like everyone on...
Whenever you treat a feminist like she wants to be treated, you should not treat a feminist like that.
You...
You should defend a feminist.
And you're like, well, sorry, buddy.
You don't work in the real fucking world.
And then they go and then they developed from fedora Reddit mods, white knighting on the internet, to trans people.
This is my liberty.
And I'm supposed to be a man and a woman.
And you got to respect me.
And I'm supposed to be involved.
And look at me.
I'm wearing blue hair.
Sir, you look like a sour punch straw.
You look like a candy from when I was 11.
You look like an anatomy sugary treat that I don't want to eat.
That also is a good thing.
I see what's happening here.
You've had a bad day.
And now you're bringing it out.
You are letting it out on all these people.
I can hear it in your tone.
I know what's going on here.
you're the problem you've got some that's why when they always say like who hurt you Or why you just projecting?
You're projecting because you've had a bad day.
And also.
So are you trying to reveal the fact that every time I'm having a bad day is when we actually talk about trans people?
I may or may not be suggesting that.
They may have merit.
They may have merit.
They think you're not going to be able to do it.
I want to put money down.
Before you play this video, I'm telling you now that's a British person.
Yes or no?
Is that a British person?
Because it says BBC on the teeth.
That is what's cheating.
Go to the dentist.
Go to the dentist.
British people, please.
Please.
I would.
Half of my anger and bitterness towards you would dissipate if you would just go to the dentist.
Please.
Everyone in the chat is saying, hurt people, hurt people.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
It's just...
Alright, let's get into this video.
Let's get this.
Dude, I had so much, like, dense footage.
You should read the description.
It says that you're going to cover all the stuff that we're not going to cover.
We never do.
We never do.
We never, ever do because you just will talk and talk and talk, or you go, you decide, no, I'm having a bad day.
So now it's time for me to put my fedora on and start mocking these people who wear fedoras.
But also.
Fedora people.
We got to start calling the fedoras.
Do you know what it is?
Done.
Done.
Reddit mods, fedoras.
We got a new name because tea people's too easy.
You know how like marijuana is a gateway drug to Likada drugs?
Fedoras are gateway drugs to becoming a furry or a transgender or puppy play.
That's what I believe.
Yeah.
Change my mind.
Change my mind about fedoras.
Uh yeah, all right, let's go into this.
We got it we gotta watch this.
Okay In the UK if you want to get married under your your gender, as a trans person you have to have a gender recognition certificate.
For me, it was a case of I wanted to get married and I didn't want to, on my wedding day, have to write down mr. And male on what should be the one of the most feminine feeling days of my life, getting married to the person I love.
There's only really three things, basically that the gender recognition certificate actually impacts.
It's who you can get married as, who you get buried as, when you die, what name and gender is put on your death certificate and some stuff around taxes and pensions.
Largely, a gender recognition certificate is important so that someone can be affirmed as who they are when they get married and that when they die, their family can't override okay.
But just imagine, like your life is so pathetic that you care about this stuff, like imagine you're like trying like, like you know like, like most of us out there think about this, especially my boys in the chat if you don't like, if you don't have kids, you're thinking about like how do I?
How do I become a better man?
How do I get married?
If you're married you don't have kids.
Like, when do I start a family?
How do I have children?
If you're married, you have kids.
You're thinking how do I raise them correctly?
Um, you know, like you're like real things how do I make money?
You're trying to figure out how to like pay your bills and then there are like people out there that are like, so i'm not basically like thinking if you um totally like, look at my gender and uh you, you don't uh quite look at uh the the, the personality of, of who I am, then you're like ma'am, are you?
I'm sorry.
You just said that you're trying to work on figuring out your gender from all of humanity, from the thousands of years of collective Western civilization.
Fuck you for literally ruining our culture and making this something that we talk about like.
That is not what we're worried about.
That's what i'm just thinking like of all the guys like I, I think about paying bills and becoming a better man and working on my vices and following go and trying to like work on one of the things that's my worst thing ever, my language and all these things.
I'm not really working too hard on that.
I'll be completely honest.
But interesting, but not that you don't point it out enough, but I, you are the one that keeps saying, taking it off the screen, i'm muting you.
Okay, i'm muting, you're muted, no one can hear you speak.
Exactly that's the power of being a man and having control of the sound and goodbye, okay.
So that's the case.
That's the case, that's.
The reality is that we're stuck here and you could be muted.
Do you know what was one of my favorites?
I used to be able to mute guests in my old show.
I would tell the control, just mute them like, turn them off, they're being annoying.
I used to do.
I used to do that i'd be cut from the guest and mute them, and they would because they would like go on these tangents that made no sense.
And I wanted to go on a tangent that made no sense.
Now, there was just a couple times.
There was a couple times where people were about to get us in trouble.
I never actually used it, besides the fact that i'd be like dude, this person's about to get this ripped off the air, Like, you need to lie.
I need to speak to them for a second.
So, like, mute them and then tell them, like, hey, don't stop calling these people disgusting reprobates.
I'm going to call them that.
You don't wait when someone's building up for a joke and you go, I wanted to say that joke, mute.
So that you know, but I have fun with that.
So now I can do that.
I just realized that.
Okay, let's keep watching this person.
This is really possibly and bury them as someone they're not.
So, in all these cases, it's not actually that you can't get married, it's a feeling thing about who you are when you get married.
So, it's an identity certificate rather than a this is a license to do X, Y, or Z. Exactly.
It is about validity and about who you are not being disregarded.
It's about on my wedding day in my beautiful white dress, not having to go and say, on this day, I am male and write down mister on that certificate and forever have my wedding certificate say mister.
It's about being confident in the knowledge that if and when I die, I won't be buried as male.
It's very minimal little bits of paperwork.
Have the Scottish made it too easy to get one of these certificates.
I really don't think so, because I think that the way that these stiff certificates basically don't impact anyone other than the person getting them.
To explain my own situation, for about eight years before I got my.
Can I say this is why video is important?
Because when you listen to the radio on BBC, and like, because people don't know this, but the crown colonies, they're like 15 years behind the United States in terms of technology.
Like, New Zealand, Australia, UK, not places you want to live in general.
They have internet from like 1997.
Their cell phone service sucks.
Everything's falling apart.
Their social services, their medical care is just dilapidated.
It's really shit.
And I don't care any of these people on social media be like, well, you know, well, at least our schools aren't bloody Call of Duty.
And you're like, yeah, but how about this?
I have 5G internet that actually has 5G speeds.
And also I have options of things in my supermarkets that I have like food and things on the shelf.
And I also don't pay $12 for a pack of six waters because I'm not in a fucking crown colony, which are literally, they steal from you every day in every way.
The crown takes so much money from you.
It's the most insane.
The taxes, like I like, there was a mall and there was this car in the mall.
And it was like a shitty little hatchback, which is fine.
Probably would have been $18,000 in the United States, $63,000 starting.
Like a very, very cheap car, $63,000 starting.
I'm telling you, you want to get a nice Toyota?
You're paying $120,000 to $160,000 for a Toyota.
BMW is over $200,000 for a BMW.
The taxes on cars on everything.
Cigars, $50,000 to $75.
A pack of cigarettes now here is $35.
$35 for a pack of cigarettes.
A bottle of vodka is $80.
And a pack of beer can be close to $40 for a pack of beer.
Not a fun place to live.
Not a fun place to grow up.
Not a fun place.
I'm telling you, the world is harsh.
It's dark.
It's sicker than it's ever been.
It's never been darker.
In fact, it's been the worst it's ever been.
$80 for a bottle of vodka.
Who would have thought?
It is pretty much, it is like the most expensive stuff.
It is literally the most expensive place in the world.
Not going to lie.
Doesn't even make sense.
$22 for a burger and fries?
What?
That's the kind of stuff you get in the Crown Colony.
$22.
And also, I'll tell you this.
What is Skrillex doing on a BBC show?
Don't you have some music to be making?
Yeah, I think we're going to go to the beach after this, and I'm going to get you a little ice cream.
That make you feel better, darling?
I just want someone to pay attention, you know?
Yeah.
It'll be all right.
Just want someone to care and to stop being like fucking stabbed in the back all the time by these tech companies and people.
I just want life.
I just want people to treat me the way I treat them.
Well.
I'm just kidding.
I got to get rid of that button.
I got to get rid of that button.
All right, so let's go back to...
So the point was of this, though, was that they don't want to be buried a man.
Also, They're concerned about how they're remembered in death.
Okay.
Like, dude, who cares?
But also, a document.
How much do we take out our marriage certificate and look at it and go, remember when we signed this?
Oh, remember when we got married?
Let's look.
Yeah, that's me.
I wrote that.
I signed it there and you signed there.
Like, we framed out like, I don't, maybe some people do that, but I just think our marriage certificate just sits in the pile of all of the most important documents we have with birth certificates, all the just that we need to use when it comes to important, when you need those documents.
Well, I don't know if you saw this.
I mean, I'm sure you saw this on my Instagram there, but Facebook is to allow pictures of naked breasts of trans and non-binary people, but not for cisgendered women.
No tatas.
So no real boobs.
No real tatas.
Not the ones that people make sense.
I'm going to say this is kind of base, though, because I'm sick and tired of seeing all these titties pop up all over my screens because I'm a guy and guys like that, but we're not supposed to be seeing it.
So it's the hard part of like, but I also don't want to be seeing trans Tatas either.
Okay, hold on.
Is there a spider behind me?
That scared me.
What was behind me?
What's behind me?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Oh, why'd you go?
Because a thought popped into my mind immediately.
And so I haven't thought about it until this exact moment, but I'm asking you, how do you think, like you said, men are attracted to breasts?
And if they are scrolling on Facebook, Instagram, whatever, and it comes up, it's going to capture their attention and they're going to be aroused or they're going to like that.
No, they're just going to go, nice.
Okay, sure.
Whatever they think or however they like it.
If now the only breasts that are coming across your screen is male breasts, fake ones, what is that going to do?
Do you think that's going to have an effect?
Like, how would you, like, do you think there's going to be a difference if you're scrolling and you come across a pair of boobs on a man?
They're not actual real boobs, but they look like boobs.
Do you think you would also have the response, nice?
No, not no.
That's, oh, you mean like a transgender's breath?
Like a proper transgender?
Because if women's, biological women's real boobs are not allowed, but fake ones are on men, men's boobs are.
To be fair, most girls I knew in LA had just about as real boobs as trans people.
Right, but only trans people can show their boobs.
But we are all trans people.
Men can show.
all trans wait does that mean if you're a that's me seeing naked trans people which i've seen a lot of unfortunately doing this job for a long time I'm pretty desensitized.
You know what's funny?
If you follow this show for a long time, like, there are people that will be on here that will be like, I love your wife.
And people are being like, why'd you bring your wife onto the show?
Not forgetting we started this show together.
Like, Nightly Offensive is a new live stream we started together.
And people don't even track enough.
But if you're a genuine SOP, if you've been following the show for a long time, and you know, we started a long time ago.
I've had multiple co-hosts, tried multiple things, been a lot of drama.
A lot of things happened over the years.
But you know what's been the true thing about all this?
Is that you'll notice that Elijah is like, there's like six Elijahs you get throughout the year and the content changes sometimes in the week.
Like sometimes you get like schizophrenic, like angry Elijah.
Sometimes you get like, you know, Antichrist is going to kill us.
Sometimes I feel like the world's going to end.
Other times I just like, you see, I'm going to give up in life.
Other times I'm just like dead inside because people make me upset.
Other times I just start laughing at everything and then there's those censored periods or I start getting everything deleted because I'm like too inappropriate.
There's just so many versions.
I think that they call that also mental illness in certain countries.
I just call that my daily experience.
So you're welcome.
And I got to say, I enjoy doing these nightly live streams with you because it's fun to hang out with you.
And everyone in the chat.
Oh.
That's so nice.
Someone's like, which is always exactly what you need.
Like, there are some people, like, you get them and they're pretty much the same person, right?
Like, you're going to get the same person from a lot of characters.
Like, because people play character.
You know what I notice is there's a lot of people, people I know, people I respect, people I don't know, people I don't respect, they're pretty much characters.
So like they have a, which is normal.
Like this is not a dig at anybody.
But in show business, people, that's not who they are.
They're pretending, which is why, like, when I used to run a live show, people would be like, have this guest on, have this guest on.
And you would see a side of people and realize they're not who, like, they kind of actually aren't that talented or that good or whatever because they just, like, they just put on an act, right?
And so I think that it's, what's crazy is that I have the unfortunate reality that I'm actually a bad actor.
I'm not very good at acting.
I wish I was.
So I'm unfortunately have to be who I am all the time in real life.
And from my understanding, people text me sometimes.
They're like, dude, you've got to chill the fuck out.
And you've got to like get it together publicly.
And you've got to like stop acting like the world's going to blow up and like everything's over.
And I'm like, but I just, it just is this week.
You're listening to the guy that wears your heart on your sleeve.
No, I mean, that's why I get along so well with.
And I'm also a weird person.
The fact, like, like, it's like, it's weird because I get along with.
Well, I used to.
A lot of people don't like.
A lot of people don't like or haven't liked to work with me in general because I'm honest about a lot of things.
Like you're not supposed to be honest about a lot of things that I'm honest about.
And I don't toe the line.
And I'm willing to get demonetized to say what's true.
And I have.
And they don't like this.
I'm a threat to their business plan, which I understand and I get.
But I meant this that like a lot of people, like I've had some, one of the most powerful people in conservative media and right-wing media one time call me and be like, hey, I figured out who you are.
And I went, hello?
And I was like, what's up?
And it's like, I get it now.
I used to think that you were a Nazi.
Like, what?
And they were like, I was like, okay.
I mean, what?
All right.
Thank you.
But I realized you just like to talk to everybody and you're just trying to figure it out.
You're actually really trying to figure it out.
So you like to give everyone a fair shot of their ideas and like to genuinely figure it out with people.
And I go, hmm.
Yeah.
Isn't that say something about the entire right-wing media?
Yikes.
That's not a common thing, apparently, of people genuinely trying to be real in themselves.
And that's why Cernovich said, stay in your bunker, don't fuck with these people because they'll fuck you up.
And that's the truth of the matter.
Stay in your bunker, people.
Stay in your bunker.
Where's all my bunker people?
How you doing?
Put double Bs for bunker or double Ds if that was a dunker.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Why do you keep doing that?
I didn't.
It's your computer died.
So now I'm out of the chat.
I'm out of the local chat.
I thought he was warning you that it was dying.
He didn't tell me.
That was the first warning sign when it said it was dying.
I thought I said something.
I thought I said that was your computer, but maybe I didn't.
We didn't say the computer is dying because then we would have plugged in the cord.
Well, do you have the cord?
Well, we can't reset it in the middle of the show.
We're an hour and 36 minutes in.
I'm really sorry, guys.
I messed up.
Oh, it's, yeah, it's for sure.
That's frozen, huh?
That's, oh my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
What happened?
No, I'm just giving you a hard time.
It just came off on my computer, but you can still see it, right?
Yeah, I can still see it.
I'll bring it.
I'll bring it up on the screen.
I don't.
Oh, yeah, I can't bring it up.
Never mind.
I will because we'll read super chats in a second.
But I also, I also want to say this, though, that the reason why people are accepting this is because Adam Krigler brought this up.
He said that, you know, basically anyone's still using Google's retard NPC because if you type in, can men menstruate, he actually gives you a short answer.
Having a period is not a feminine thing, and people of all genders menstruate, including non-binary people, agender people, and even plenty of men.
Menstruation doesn't change anything about your gender.
It's just a thing that some bodies do.
That is interesting.
Just a thing that somebody.
No, that's just not a correct statement.
That's an incorrect statement.
So what is menstruation?
Just a thing.
Why would it have the word men in it if men couldn't do it?
Yeah, but can menstruate really think about so what actually is menstruation?
I don't like to think about it.
It's just a thing.
Just a thing that some things do.
It's not the lining of the wall of the uterus, shedding, right?
So it would have to just be something that only people with uteruses can do, which pretty much means that men can't do it.
So, yeah, but I guess it's just a thing.
Do you know that some you know in this show, regularly, I just switch things for the ADHD people so they keep paying attention to the people?
I think you just do that for you.
You're the ADHD person that struggles to focus.
What the hell are you saying?
Wow.
That is freaking crazy.
See, it's pretty fun to do that to flick through them.
I remember someone once said on a podcast, flicking your beans.
Huh?
Oh, dying.
I remember that on a Blaze TV show.
Lynch, lynch.
No, I just remember that.
I'll never forget that.
It's the ADHD.
You always remember that stuff.
Okay, what?
Show us the next thing.
Come on.
You always remember that.
All right.
That was it.
That's all we've got.
Yeah, we'll do WEF on Monday.
We'll get into some of it.
Because I have so much good stuff to go over.
I have so much good stuff.
And I'll just keep it for that.
I have like, I have a whole slew of amazing stuff that we'll talk about.
So I really do love it, and I do think it's amazing.
Let's go ahead and look at some of the super chats.
I don't know if we have any.
Oh, we have a couple more Rumbles in Rumble.
That's pretty awesome.
I think there are a way.
I think I can bring this right.
Let's see.
Can I bring this chat open?
Yeah, let me bring this more in the middle so we can actually see them.
We got, Are You Giving the Prices in Australian Dollars?
Still expensive, but not as bad.
I commend you for your work during the very peaceful riots in 2020.
Appreciate the live streams.
I no longer watch TV.
You guys are great.
Yeah, great.
So not so bad.
So it's Australian dollars, except they don't make more money than us.
They have the same salaries.
So that's an issue.
Well, minimum wage is higher.
Yeah, but they have the same salaries, I meant.
So it doesn't matter.
They still have a higher cost of living.
And then on top of that, that means that the car is in U.S. dollars, like $45,000, which means that you're still paying 2.3 times as much for a car as from your dollars.
But unfortunately, most Americans are not buying Australian cars.
So Australians are still making like $65,000 a year, and an entry-level car is $65,000.
So that's unfortunate that that's the case.
Those are rubble rants.
You can always send us rants and questions on there as well, which is pretty awesome.
And I do appreciate you guys doing that.
Why is it all messed up?
And then let's go ahead and look at our.
I always get really nervous with our chat.
Like if they actually believe it or not, you guys have actually ended an entire show of mine because of your chats.
You guys like ruined an entire group of people, an entire network, and like a show because you guys couldn't stop sending naughty chats.
So whether you take that as a positive or a negative, I've still never lived that one down.
Thank you guys for doing that, Alex Lindquist.
I am calling you out directly.
Don't take it personally.
He's having a hard day.
Don't take it personally, Alex.
He's having a really hard day today.
But I primarily don't work for a network because of Alex Lindquist.
I think I sent him, I said icing.
I sent him a t-shirt.
I sent him a t-shirt.
I sent Alex Lindquist a t-shirt.
And I said, Alex, and I put motherfucking Lindquist.
I love Alex.
Alex has been a long time viewer.
All right, let's go ahead and let's get into some of these.
Okay, let's go to the view all view tips.
Just view the tip.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, wow.
We got a lot here.
Can we show all these?
I guess we're just going to go through them, and if they're not supposed to be shown, then...
And hope for the best.
Wow, we got a lot to go over today.
Wow.
That's amazing.
All right.
We got first super chat of the night.
Tonight's main story.
My outfit looks like balls and cock peeing more at 11.
What?
Oh!
Her shirts cut out of her shirt.
Oh, man.
That's too bad.
Someone should have told her.
Someone should have warned about that.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
That was a lot there.
That was a lot.
Okay.
Back to the balls and cock peeing.
All right.
We got from Kabbalah.
i don't know wow she's really has a oh my Oh.
Let's take that off.
I think that was not an appropriate meme.
See, you guys get me in trouble.
We saw this one.
We saw this one.
Transmission Fluids are non-binary from John Boymack.
I do really like this one.
This is the Crowder Daily Wire showdown in terms of time.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
This says, hey, Diddy Ho Neighbor, did you hear about the contract stuff with Crowder and the Daily Wire?
You are.
He keeps bending deeper down.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh.
Me forcing Normans to review the early life section of all the globalists.
That's true.
It said here that Died Suddenly 2 Trailer coming out soon.
I'm going to play it on the projector.
I'm in it, too, apparently.
What?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Facebook is faking gay.
Can't reuse reactions right now.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah, that's me getting eights.
That's you giving the devil AIDS.
What is this?
The real reason I'm not pregnant yet?
that's a personal burn here's a dollar cranky pants Yeah, good.
There we go.
There we go.
is that cheer you up yeah i should probably move this over here so we're like more there we go So you don't see them.
I'll figure out a better box for this later.
I always say that.
Everything takes me like two weeks to get done.
What's going on with the Blanciaga Disney thing?
I don't know.
Hey, don't talk like that about pit bulls.
Okay, I won't.
There's also this one, too, that said the boys watching me that call the ATF FBI field office and ask him if Gabe Itches works there.
Gay bitches.
Gay bitch.
Oh, that's so good.
I still don't really understand that.
Read what it says.
It says, AO, Triffish Scott McDonald's.
Oh, Travis Scott.
Remember when he had to travel?
Oh, it's Triffish Scott.
Jesus, and ye love you, ye 24.
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen of all time.
I'm so glad it happened on Alex Jones' channel, too, because the best things in the history just happened there.
So it's just one of those iconic moments.
They also asked for falsetto.
Toxic voice said, Someone linked the falsetto in Telegram.
Someone also brought this up.
Oh, wow, Darling.
I wonder if those people have seen our show and realize that they're a part of it now.
Who?
The falsetto people.
Thanks, Kez.
This is me picking up Kez for their first date.
Yeah.
Such a beautiful day.
Wait, what the heck?
Oh, you went all the way back.
Okay.
Time to go color with the Munchkins.
Good night, y'all.
Oh, man.
I don't know what to go in color means.
To go and maybe like to color with the kids.
Oh, I thought I might like to go color, maybe go sleep.
Time to go color with the munchkins.
Good night, y'all.
Yeah, like maybe to go and color in with her kids.
I don't know, but here's Miss Universe.
Thai ladyboy owner is not impressed.
That's actually true.
That does, that's really scary.
It does look like a man, though.
Yeah.
Doomsday Cracker said brownies and downies.
They also sent this as well.
Trans-identified male at Center of Santee YMCA controversy had previously suited Jim for access to women's facilities.
Ooh.
That's also good.
Who hurt you, Lija?
Show us on the retarded doll.
I would show you on the retarded doll, but the retarded doll is currently in Madonna's house.
A fedora ain't got nothing on green helmets.
It's actually true.
What is this one?
The what the fuck?
What is this?
Choose your own adventure.
You're the star of the story.
Choose from 32 possible endings.
Oh, wow.
You could really go anywhere.
Oh, my goodness.
There's some strange things on that.
What?
What?
Is that Tyler Carden made it onto the meme?
At the bottom in the Alex Joseph.
Who made this?
You've been around for two.
Oh, John Boy now.
John Boy.
I was going to say, you've been way too involved in a slightly offensive war for too long.
This is remarkable.
You see Drew Hernandez up in the topper left.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is pretty.
This is.
I'm glad you're not on drugs anymore, John.
But I can tell you were on them once.
What?
This is me trying to not be a misogynist.
Women's opinions, women's actions.
It's true.
It's true.
They have a way of doing that.
Saint J said, me paying attention.
Back in the day, 56 internet, downloading porn bit by bit, one line at a time.
That was a trap porn started, and you're committed to the picture.
So by the time it gets past the boobs, the next thing you know, it's a transmission from a transformer.
It's actually.
Oh, that was an interaction joke.
Elijah the Power Bottom.
That is AI.
That's not real.
That was AI.
That was AI.
I feel very uncomfortable with that picture.
I hate it.
I hate that.
That's disgusting.
And why are you covering your eye?
No, don't do that.
That's satanic.
Elijah, don't yak.
I don't know.
Sinite panel also said falsetto.
And that's what we have there.
For the goodness, for the goodies, for the goodies.
For the goodies and the children.
I kind of feel like brownies now because we kept talking about them.
Yeah.
Anyway, guys, we appreciate having you along for the ride.
It is always fun today.
We actually went.
I was experimenting.
I just felt like hanging out with you guys today.
So then we went, yeah, we went longer than normal.
We don't usually go this long.
People are mad about it, though.
I can see in the chat, they wish we would have ended at our normal time.
We were only doing an hour streams, and then I'm experimenting with 90-minute streams.
Now we got to an hour and 45 minutes today.
It's pretty good.
People are cranky about it.
Well, I'm experimenting because I want to do when they finish the update on locals.
I want to make sure we always do an ending on locals.
Maybe on, maybe we'll just do them on Fridays.
I don't know.
You know, or we just do an extra segment on locals and talk to everyone.
And I'm really happy about that.
So maybe you should address your thumb.
What?
Oh, it's just dead skin.
Why?
Well, I just, you're just not wearing a band-aid today.
Yeah, it's just like a just calluses in a thumb.
I killed my thumb.
I had fungus infection and I killed it, and now it's dead, and I'm waiting for it to scab over and fall off.
It's kind of gross, but it's true.
It's dead skin.
Oh man, I feel like you took me on an emotional roller coaster today.
I woke up, I was having a great day.
You were having the opposite of that.
And now I think we should go and get some ice cream and go to the beach.
Well, I gotta say this: I had a cut on my thumb, went to the gym, came back with an infection, and then I had to go to the doctor's and get it frozen off.
I think it's called the planter's warts, and it's disgusting.
And I never had them in my life.
But apparently, some dumbass at the gym decided to go to the gym and not cover their thumb.
Do you know who that was?
Yes.
We saw someone earlier on the show who was having trouble accessing the gym that they wanted to access.
I'm going to say, I have suspicions on who it was.
We're not pointing any fingers.
But I think it was that person.
Yeah.
So thanks for giving my husband a thumb disease.
Yeah, exactly.
Thanks for doing that to my thumb.
Yeah.
And I'm not really happy about that.
So that's the problem.
Thank you very much.
And thanks for making me tell them about my infection that I got from the gym, from the gym.
And it wasn't because I stuck my thumb the other night.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, say it.
Go ahead.
When you're not going to.
No.
You're not.
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