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Nov. 24, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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SHOCKING: Balenciaga "Balenciaga SAGA" Gets So Much WORSE | NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

High fashion clothing line Balenciaga got exposed and the situation unraveled into something much darker than we discussed on our last episode, we cover updates on the how Elon exposed the woke nature of Twitter in the funniest discovery to date, women make dance tiktok's about their family dying and suffering, and so much more! ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT so JOIN the mission at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSORS ⇩Show more GOLDCO: Don't wait until it's too late! Protect your savings and retirement by investing in Gold & Silver with my friends at Goldco by calling 855-242-4758 today and see how they can help you prepare the future & if you use this link https://link.goldco.com/Elijah you can GET up to $10,000 in FREE silver ESTABLISHED TITLES: Buy an epic plot of land in Scottland to become a LORD or LADY and even put the new title on your credit card and plane tickets! Also, first 200 land owners get a plot right next to my dog Gunther! Don't forget that every time someone grabs a plot of land they also plant a tree. Get 10% right now at https://www.establishedtitles.com/offensive and grab an amazing framed last minute gift for a friend or awesome decoration for your wall! UNDERTAC: Men are being inundated with over-priced boxers, designed for testosterone deficient men, but here at Slightly Offens*ve we demand more. That's why we trust UnderTac. Head to http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT and you can get the new FULLY OFFENSIVE segment at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ Grab the NEW Limited Edition Merch before it's gone: https://slightlyoffensive.com/shop/ _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DONATE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ⇩ ➤ ONE-TIME https://slightlyoffensive.com/donate/ ➤ VENMO https://account.venmo.com/u/Elijah-Schaffer ➤ PAYPAL https://paypal.me/slightlyoffensive?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ GAB https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ GETTR https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________ ➤ CONTACT: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. elijah schaffer Show less

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elijah schaffer
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kezia schaffer
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elijah schaffer
Well, it appears that things are not going so well for Balenciaga.
As a matter of fact, in the midst of all the things that were going on this week, it looks like the pedothelia and the child sacrifice was not just going on in one photo shoot, but it looks like perhaps this was a problem that's been stemming for so many years that they've had to delete all of their photos on their social media in order to back it up.
On top of that, things are getting strange.
Nick Fuentes and Kanye West were seen together.
Strange, strange enough as it is.
Am I right?
Am I right?
And on top of that, on top of that, we have some crazy clown world stuff.
It all starts here on Nightly Offensive.
We are live in Dallas, Texas.
Let's get ready for a show.
unidentified
So much
elijah schaffer
going on here.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and it's not a nightly offensive shit stream if the technology isn't going to shit.
But good news, ladies and gentlemen.
It looks like tonight is the first night that we've been able to successfully stream on Rumble.
So, yes, everybody cheer.
Everybody cheer.
Everybody cheer.
We are this time here with KezQueen Fetus.
We are in the studio today.
What do you think about the fact that now that we are on Rumble.com, we got it to work.
The technology is now technologizing, which means that now we can do the first part of the show here, and then we can talk about whatever nonsense we want to on Rumble without the censorship.
And then we can start doing Collins again later as I get the technology working on locals.
So we're going to have a freaking blast because I don't know about you, but it's 2022.
We got pedophiles and black people that are anti-Jewish, apparently.
And then we have Nick Fuentes and Kanye West and all the madness going on.
So I'm pretty much excited because I think we have a good stream tonight.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I feel like Rumble is going to be our safe space.
A safe little corner where we can really be ourselves and just talk about whatever it is.
So I'm really excited about that.
And it's taken us long enough to get Rumble back, but I'm very happy for it to be back now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
Okay, so let's just jump into this.
We're going to try to do some more segmentizing on this show going forward because I want to be able to talk about different things that are not like that we can actually organize it.
And so this is the little beginning segment of just shit that's happening right now.
It's not really breaking news because it's not like important, but it's important to me.
And I feel like we should be talking about it.
kezia schaffer
All right.
elijah schaffer
It's basically called Spicy News.
Okay, so check this out.
Kanye West, of all people.
Yeah, Kanye West and Nick Fuentes were seen together.
I don't know if you guys saw this.
This is pretty wild.
Kanye West and Nick Fuentes are at the airport together and they are apparently hopping on a plane.
I think this is the airport, but they were seen together.
Yeah, and they're in matching outfits as well.
That's so cool.
And so if I play this for you, I don't know if there's even any sound, but they were seen walking together.
This is right after Kanye West was pictured with Milo Yiannopoulos walking through the town.
It is pretty wild.
It's 2022 and Fuentes is now hanging out with Kanye West.
unidentified
I can't hear anything that you're saying.
elijah schaffer
Why are you yelling like that?
Oh, I. Why were you yelling?
kezia schaffer
I didn't know I was yelling.
I just couldn't hear anything that you were saying.
unidentified
Oh.
kezia schaffer
Because the video was playing really loudly.
I just saw your lips moving, but I couldn't hear.
I didn't realize I was yelling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I can hear that.
You're like, oh!
I was like, oh, man.
Yeah, I don't know if you were expecting this one.
That's just a weird and bizarre interaction.
Like, I mean, it's not that weird when you really think about it.
kezia schaffer
At this point, I'm not really surprised, to be honest.
unidentified
What happened to my headphones?
elijah schaffer
I was looking for them at the beginning of the show.
I was like, I don't even remember.
kezia schaffer
Maybe that's why you thought I was yelling.
elijah schaffer
Well, you were literally screaming.
kezia schaffer
What?
Absolutely no way.
elijah schaffer
No, but this isn't that weird because realistically speaking, it's not that strange for two reasons.
Because number one, he was always friends with Candace, and so he always has loved being friends with media people.
But now he's running for the president of the United States.
He's announcing his running.
kezia schaffer
He actually is?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
He's announced his run.
kezia schaffer
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yes, correct.
And so he's now pairing up with Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos, which is strange.
kezia schaffer
Is this kind of just like a, is this like, do they genuinely think they have a chance?
Or is it sort of like a stunt, media stunt, or just to like ruffle some feathers or whatever?
elijah schaffer
I think that they might be saying, they might be talking about the banking merchants.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
elijah schaffer
The banking people.
Wow.
But he was seen with them, and I thought that was kind of cool.
And then on top of that, I want to go to this as well.
Not only was that happening, but you wonder why.
And the possible reason why is because there's very few people that are honest about the people who control the entire world, right?
There's very few people that are willing to talk about it.
And we know that there's not a small group of people that are controlling the world.
So much so that if you ever talk about them, you will literally lose your entire platform.
Your banks will get canceled.
You may get arrested in certain countries.
You will be stigmatized in society.
People will no longer want to be your friend.
You won't have any opportunities.
And that's all to prove that there's no group of people that's in charge of everything.
Meaning, it's so proofing, proof-to-deep, proof-proof, that if you even mention it, everything is controlled by someone and gets taken from you.
It's wild, but that's the way you prove it.
You know what I mean?
Like the way I proved to someone I wasn't violence, I killed someone to show someone I wasn't violent.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was like, would a violent person murder somebody?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is pretty good evidence.
unidentified
That's exactly right.
kezia schaffer
Violent people don't do that.
I think if someone is accusing you of a particular behavior, do that behavior even harder to prove that that is not your nature nor your behavior.
So.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Proof that I'm not in control of everything?
Let me get control of everything.
But he did say this, though, and I thought this was really interesting.
He brought up how crazy it is how much these people can actually ruin your life when you call them out.
And this is what he said.
He was like, he said this.
unidentified
I went from being a multi-billionaire to not being able to use my Apple Pay four nights ago.
I couldn't use my Apple Pay because somehow Adidas was able to legally go in and freeze my money.
And when I see this, I think, well, if this could happen to me, this could happen to other Americans.
And for what?
You know, this can happen to an American that didn't even steal anything.
That didn't even hurt anyone.
This could just happen to you for saying the wrong idea out loud for expressing.
kezia schaffer
Such a good point.
And not only that, is like Kanye said, he's a billionaire.
And he's got this platforms and deals and stuff like that.
If he gets canceled, everyone knows who Kanye West is.
He's internationally famous.
He can speak out about it.
But yeah, what if it does happen to someone who's not Kanye West, who's just a regular old Joe Blow who's just hanging out doing his own thing?
unidentified
Or just a regular girl.
kezia schaffer
Or a regular girl.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh.
I do want to let you guys know this, though.
We do have a live chat.
If you ever want to come up on here, you can join the live chat on locals on ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
I now be able to bring up the live chat on my computer here, which is really cool.
I'm excited about that.
But you can also, Kez can bring it up as well by pressing her button there.
kezia schaffer
Does it button work?
elijah schaffer
Yes, it should work.
unidentified
Boom.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
It does work.
So if you want to join the community, remember this is a member-supported show.
So go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Guys, we need six more supporters to reach our end of the month goal of the goal that I made up.
So join it and check it out because you want to help us reach the goal?
No, but I'm serious.
Thank you guys so much for supporting the show.
But that was the news news of a little bit what was going on.
And the reason why I bring this up is because I did not predict any of this going on in 2022.
And then I saw a video and I was asking God today.
I said, God, can you please, you know, help me to like put into words?
You know, people say Beyonce, like, oh, Beyonce, my girl, she got me.
And when I was in my breakup, she just, she helped me to understand.
Oh, girl, when you said shake your booty like this, pop your pussy.
That just spoke to me because I remember the hard times.
Yes.
Oh, when the DJ played that at every time, every wedding, every damn wedding.
Whenever they're throw the bouquet.
kezia schaffer
You don't like that song?
elijah schaffer
Well, here's the thing.
I was like, Lord, I need a song to describe 2022.
kezia schaffer
Uh-oh.
elijah schaffer
I need a song.
kezia schaffer
Is it a new song or am I doing it right now?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
No, actually, no, no.
I actually had a song.
kezia schaffer
Hold on.
elijah schaffer
I actually had a real song.
kezia schaffer
You said a real song.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this song basically described 2022 for me.
If you'd like to hear it, would you like to hear it?
kezia schaffer
I would like to.
Everyone, would everyone like to hear?
unidentified
Guys, what should we put in the chat for if everyone wants to hear the song?
elijah schaffer
Put a big N in the chat.
unidentified
A capital letter N for new song, everybody.
elijah schaffer
Everyone put capital letter N's in the chat.
I just want to hear for new songs.
kezia schaffer
If you want N, come on, everyone.
Let's see.
unidentified
Nice.
kezia schaffer
Lots of N's going on here.
All right, everybody.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So this is actually the song that described by T 2022.
unidentified
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my...
elijah schaffer
Too much internetting for me.
unidentified
Okay, but also, the microphone wasn't even plugged in.
kezia schaffer
She was holding the cord.
unidentified
Was she?
kezia schaffer
Yes, but it still sounded like the microphone was on.
Look.
Look, it's not even plugged in.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, wait.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
One more time.
unidentified
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind.
kezia schaffer
How can people time it in such a perfect way?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I also know, too, that we are live streaming on Rumble tonight, which is absolutely amazing.
And I'm so happy about that.
That is such an amazing thing.
kezia schaffer
I thought you said that at the beginning.
elijah schaffer
I know I'm saying, but I don't even have it open.
I don't even know where to find my Rumble live stream.
I'll figure it out in a little bit.
But that does basically bring it on.
I remember when I lost my mind, followed by a pop.
It is, it's like, I liked what Legendary Energy Anomaly said.
He was like, oh, in 2022, they're going to have flying cars.
And he said, in reality, it's 2022.
A black billionaire rapper who like lost his money by saying a word you can't say is pairing up with an ex-gay man and a podcaster to take over the presidency of the United States.
And you're like, this is not the 2022 I thought we were going to have.
But I'm here for it.
I'm trying to look at the best of it.
It's like, you know, I actually, I was trying to get Sneeko's number from Fuentes because I was talking to Sneeko before he got banned and he was supposed to come on the show.
He was supposed to do a live stream with me.
Yes.
And then he got banned off Twitter and I don't have his contact.
And so then I was talking to Fuentes and then he got busy, I guess, because he never responded to me after.
He's like, oh, yeah, I have his contact.
Sure, I'll get it to you.
And then I was like, cool, could I get it?
And then the next time I see him, he's walking through an airport with Kanye West.
kezia schaffer
He has too big for his britches these days.
elijah schaffer
So then I hex him.
I was like, hey, man, I guess it looks like you're busy, but whenever you get around to it, can I get his number?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because I'd like to bring Sneeko on for a stream.
Remember a small one.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The ones that still have to play to the merchants.
unidentified
Yeah, the merchants.
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So do you like these mini reads?
I'm going to try to, on the live stream, I'll try to do mini reads when I can, like smaller.
I'm going to try to get through ads faster for you guys.
kezia schaffer
I was folding a lot of those onto Tacondies today.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and they're very comfortable.
Okay, so that was that.
I just didn't think that.
But I also wanted to say, this is the last part of this segment of the breaking-ish news, like things that we have to cover.
This actually was shocking today.
Discrimination based on race is legal again and celebrated.
It's okay.
kezia schaffer
So we've come full circle.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Who are we allowed to do?
Who are we allowed to be a racist against?
elijah schaffer
I'll let you guess.
It's not the Jews.
kezia schaffer
Asian people?
elijah schaffer
No, those only black people could be racist against Asians.
I don't think I'm supposed to be saying this stuff on YouTube, huh?
It's like not a, I don't think that's.
kezia schaffer
This was.
elijah schaffer
I don't think we're allowed to say that, but I did, but I don't think we're allowed to.
kezia schaffer
But that was a joke.
That was part of the script.
elijah schaffer
That was a joke.
kezia schaffer
I was just looking for a show.
I'm trying to think who we're allowed to be racist.
Oh, British people?
Can we be racist against the people?
elijah schaffer
Of course.
No, but actually, who's legal now is Russians.
Startup is stripped of prize money over Russia ties.
Slush 100 finalist immigrant has win revoked after critics point to founders citizenship.
So because he was born in Russia, he had his scholarship revoked for literally being Russian, for being born in a certain country.
He got a scholarship revoked for tech innovation or something like that, which is cool because I've been wanting discrimination to be legal again.
I've been waiting to find out who is it okay to be racist to this week.
kezia schaffer
Because it's going to be a snowball effect.
It's going to start with the Russians, but they'll be others next.
Certainly will be.
elijah schaffer
Okay, because I was excited because I was thinking, like, okay, we all know I love sexism, but we can only be sexist to men.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right?
So sexism's fun, but it's only okay when you do it to men.
Women complain about fucking everything, and then you can't talk about that, though.
You know what I mean?
You can't talk about that.
However, when you go even further than that, also racism, okay.
unidentified
Cool.
elijah schaffer
Oh, fun.
We can get back into humor, make jokes.
Wow.
But racism against white people, still not always okay, but Russians, more bueno.
Yeah, Russians, we can be racist to them.
kezia schaffer
It's a full-blown racist against the Russians.
elijah schaffer
Yes, fully blown up, like Ukrainians in the trenches.
It happens.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I don't think that was a funny joke.
unidentified
Got her talking like this in a falsetto.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I told you I was feeling back to original, slightly offensive vibes.
The last couple episodes, like tomorrow's episode and this, I'm back to who I am.
I'm back.
I'm feeling in the vibe.
I'm feeling back.
I don't know how to open up my Rumble chat and see what's going on there, but I'll figure that out at some point.
kezia schaffer
One step at a time.
At least we're back on Rumble.
elijah schaffer
We are back on Rumble.
kezia schaffer
And that is really happy news.
elijah schaffer
But people can, I'm assuming people actually can, people can super chat on there and stuff.
So I got to figure out how to get onto that.
I got to figure out what's going on because people can send in chats.
You know what I mean?
So I think that we're somewhere in there.
And if you go to Rumble and you go to slightly offensive, then we are probably live in there.
And it would be nice to know how to use it.
But I don't know.
So we'll figure it out.
Wow.
See, look at this.
That's really cool.
We have.
kezia schaffer
Oh, you figured it out.
elijah schaffer
No.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
But I know that we have 400.
Oh, I got the chat up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So we have, oh, dude, it's our first time streaming, and we have almost 500 people watching on Rumble.
unidentified
Wow.
Hey, everyone.
elijah schaffer
What's up, Rumbles?
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
The COC just for you.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but that makes me really happy because now it's like I just figured it out.
And I don't know how to read chats.
I'll figure out how to read super chats.
If you guys could send a couple super chats, if you can pocket it, even if it's a dollar, can you please send a couple super chats on Rumble?
Because we're demonetized on YouTube and I'd like to see how they work.
I don't know how they work.
I've never opened them up, but I'd love to see if I can see them on the screen.
Anyway, let's jump into the main story for today.
This segment is the main story for today.
If you watched our podcast yesterday, you probably didn't because no one got an alert for it.
Something's wrong with our channel.
But it turns out, if you guys aren't aware of this, Balenciaga is a high fashion brand.
In fact, how does this relate to Kanye West?
Well, Kanye West has a Balenciaga line.
kezia schaffer
Does he still?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
I think so.
Well, maybe not.
Maybe not.
But I think he does.
So he has a Balenciaga line.
It's a high fashion brand.
And they created this fashion line with children that was very questionable because the bears that they were holding, it was a bondage clothing line.
And they used kids with alcohol and sex toys to sell the bondage gear.
Okay, that's already, this is not even the bad part.
Oh, there we go.
Brian, PokeWizard, who got this set up, everyone.
Can we give a shout out to Brian, the tech group who helped me get this going on on Rumble?
Sent a dollar and Lolatax said, welcome to Rumble.
This is so new.
We can never get super chats on YouTube because we're demonetized.
You know what I'm wondering?
You know what we should do?
I want to know in the chat right now on YouTube and Rumble because I'm on both.
I'm looking at YouTube and Rumble.
kezia schaffer
And I'm looking at locals.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, I want to know this.
We might be able to get our channel remonetized on YouTube.
They said that we could, but we'd have to basically start from scratch.
And they don't want us to really put anything on YouTube.
Maybe for like a couple of weeks, we'll just go on Rumble only.
Maybe we'll just do Rumble streams exclusive while we work on getting our YouTube back in good standing because we need to get it back in good standing.
But I also want to get it back.
So I think we might be able to do that.
And that'll keep these live streams going.
And it wouldn't even matter.
But we're so happy you're here.
So if you're not familiar with the Balenciaga story, I just want to jump into this because people were saying that this was a one-off mistake, right?
They go, it was a mishap from the art director.
And fine, I'm going to ignore it, but I want to say this as a truthful matter.
From someone who works in media, people always ask me questions like, oh, what happened here?
Or this person or that or that?
And I'm like, look, things are very complicated behind the scenes and it's not always how it appears.
And so Balenciaga could be this whole company that has this, you know, like they're a fashion brand, but behind the scenes, you don't know how it's run.
You don't know what's going on.
Maybe there's some rogue photographer who did this crazy shoot.
And what if somebody was like, they have this crazy department in Spain that got this extremist that got hired because she's a lesbian and she okayed this and it doesn't really reflect the brand.
It was a one-off mistake.
Fine.
Doesn't every brand accidentally create an entire pedophile line?
I guess, right?
It happens to the best.
It happens the best of the brands.
kezia schaffer
I feel like it has to go through a ton of people before it gets published.
Well, like you have to hire the kids, you have to, there'll be, there will be the camera people, the editors, the directors, the designers.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm saying if we give the benefit of the doubt, right?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, sure.
Big benefit here.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
kezia schaffer
So we're giving a big benefit out here, one-time benefit only.
elijah schaffer
Like Blagnarok said, now you can get money.
Also, Paul Pelosi likes to take home anonymous transients and use hammers on them.
I think many of these lizard people are killers and the cops covered up.
So we can, this is new.
We've never been able to get super chats.
So that's cool.
On Rumble, we can get super chats.
And we will get into this.
Also, Miso Trash said, take my money.
You two deserve it.
Thank you so much.
And so this is cool.
This is new to us.
We really appreciate it.
It is awesome because I'm going to be building a new studio soon.
kezia schaffer
Are we going to do at the end of this live stream?
Are we going just on Rumble or no?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, we're going to do a segment just on Rumble.
kezia schaffer
So we're just going to cut off from YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, at the end of it.
But I didn't want to get to that right now, so I don't want to talk about that.
kezia schaffer
I was just checking.
elijah schaffer
I know, but I didn't want to tell them that because then they were going to get mad.
They were going to send Paul Pelosi's transient and nail me in my booty.
Okay, so the point was, though, the point was, no, yes, we will.
But the point was, is we wanted a Rumble live stream so we could talk about spicier stuff.
And then we're going to do Collins on locals.
Fun.
Okay.
So the argument was they apologized.
They made a public apology.
Said, hey, we messed up.
We've taken action.
Whoever put children in this is screwed up.
This should have never happened.
kezia schaffer
They said that?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
They literally did.
They said they should never have had children involved in a sexually themed thing.
It's wild that we had to make that apology, but from behalf of the Balenciaga team, I didn't know how we put children in sex gear, but I guess it happens.
kezia schaffer
It was the children's line, right?
It was specifically created for the children's line of clothing.
Yes or no?
elijah schaffer
No, it was adults.
It was adults.
kezia schaffer
Oh, it was the adult sign of clone?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they use children, though, to advertise it.
kezia schaffer
Oh, I see.
Okay, fine.
elijah schaffer
So there's that.
So then people were like, okay, well, let's just forgive them.
Because unfortunately, becoming pedophilia, pedophilic voyeurism is becoming popular in our country today.
Why?
I don't fucking know, but it is.
Maybe because everyone has satanic demons.
What are your ideas?
kezia schaffer
It starts with a group of people who have taken a bunch of random letters from the alphabet and squished them together to make people very confused sexually, to change up sexual identity, to make all kinds of sexual fetishes or confusions popular and acceptable.
I feel like that's sort of just been like the snowball effect, right?
Like start with like gay stuff and then chop your penis off and then rape kids.
elijah schaffer
Right, the normal progression.
kezia schaffer
Right.
So it's like what everyone was kind of saying for a long time and eventually getting there.
elijah schaffer
Well, it gets worse.
Because apparently they have other children's advertisements.
And they have this kid where they spelled Balenciaga Ball, B-A-A-L, which is the child sacrifice.
By the way, this is going to get so crazy that we may eventually have to just take this off of YouTube and go over to Rumble.
I don't know, maybe.
But I've gotten most of it.
I've found some threads where it was censored and I've excluded the non-censored stuff.
So they have the child sacrifice tape.
It's spelled BALENCIAGA, which if you saw our thumbnail, that's BAL.
It's where, if people don't know this, BAL, depending on where they worshipped him, they would heat up this large statue that's arms were out like this.
And they would put a furnace underneath and it would heat up the metal statue.
I don't know what kind of metal they used until it got hot.
And then they would place the baby on to the arms and melt the baby alive.
And because the baby would scream, this is pagan tradition, they would play drums to drown out the screaming, which is why drums typically are pagan and satanic.
And there's such a correlation.
Like, you ever notice all the leftist, all the leftist protests, they always bang drums and stuff because they're satanic and they're demons and they're going to hell.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but you know that one verse in the Bible that's like number one popular, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
The valley of the shadow of death was also originally named one of the ways that it was called was the valley of the sons of Hinon or something like that, which is the area where they would literally sacrifice those babies.
And yeah, they would play lots of loud music.
I think Molech was also one of the gods that they really loved to sacrifice babies to.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I think it was Molech might have been the god that they did this.
kezia schaffer
Because Baal, I think, is typically represented as a bronze bull.
elijah schaffer
Yes, wait, wait, wait, Baal.
But Molech and okay, so I'm sorry, I haven't been around ancient paganism for a little while.
That might have been Molech that they would burn the babies on.
Yeah.
But it still had to do with the three gods or whatever that they served.
So it was one of the gods.
kezia schaffer
It was like Baal, Asherah, Molech.
But also, here's an interesting thought.
elijah schaffer
I just, I get so upset when I publicly don't represent ancient satanic gods accurately.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
I misrepresent them.
kezia schaffer
Misgender them and I used that wrong name.
elijah schaffer
I'm so upset.
I want to be off the screen.
kezia schaffer
But how about this?
How about this?
For a little quick thought.
Baal was typically represented by a bull, a bronze bull, and there's the classic story of Moses goes up to the mountain to get the Ten Commandments.
And while he's up there, all the Israelites, they get all their gold together, they make a big bronze bull or golden bull and they come back down and whatever.
You know the story.
Guess what?
We have a literal bronze bull statue in the United States of America in Wall Street.
elijah schaffer
I like how someone said, someone said that Molech is Jewish for Baal.
unidentified
Jewish is not the language.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you speak Jewish, eh?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, the.
elijah schaffer
We're from New York.
Just speak a little Jewish.
It's like, I think it's called Hebrew, but anyway.
Yeah, but I guess I didn't know that, but here we are.
Okay, so either way, we have child sacrifice demon tape.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Not good.
Someone grab Hezbollah, hide him, because they're coming to kill him.
Uh-oh.
So that's the worst of it.
So it's like, okay, fine, whatever.
We'll just make it work, right?
Let's just make it work.
Let's just go with the flow.
But it gets strange.
And this is what has caused them to like delete their social media essentially, take down all their pictures, because they're really afraid.
Let's start on a very interesting journey, shall we?
Oh my gosh, this is going to be, this is so weird.
kezia schaffer
I feel like this is like an eye spy game where I'm looking around to see what is it going to be that's going to be the sicko part of this.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
This is about to get really weird.
kezia schaffer
At first glance, it just looks like a normal picture, like a, you know, just a girl sitting in a chair at first glance.
elijah schaffer
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So I'm back.
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And it's like we helped libs of TikTok get off the ground.
Now Libs of TikTok is helping us.
And it's like we're back to madness.
So you can all thank everybody because Elijah Schaefer is back, slightly offensive and nightly offensive.
We're back into their psychotic self.
From here on out, live streams are just going to be even better because we're going to have so many good topics.
kezia schaffer
And we'll go on Rumble so we can even talk more about that.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
And I'll show my breasts.
unidentified
Oh, and a button, on locals.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
So let's just jump into this weirdness stuff.
Weirdness.
Weirdness stuff.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
So figure out what that is.
elijah schaffer
I haven't shown Kez any of this.
So we have this normal, normal painting here, this normal picture.
And you go, oh, okay, here's this is this is one of many questionable pictures from a different line of clothing from the same manufacturer.
But you have this clothing line.
And you go, oh, shit.
Anything look weird about this to you?
kezia schaffer
The model doesn't.
I'm guessing that it's going to be in maybe one of the pictures or the papers or something in the background.
I feel like it's going to be a background thing, not the clothes or the model, I think.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
Well, here's the thing.
By the way, Megan makes comedies in the chat.
She said she loves you.
Megan makes comedy.
kezia schaffer
That's my best friend.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is her best friend.
Oh.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh.
I thought that was a new headphones.
Did everyone hear that?
elijah schaffer
Wow, that was loud.
Oh, my gosh.
kezia schaffer
It's Satan.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Anyway.
kezia schaffer
Big thunder.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so there are these books in the back.
unidentified
Cool.
elijah schaffer
There's just some books.
What are these books?
Interesting.
We have a book by Michael Borman's Fire from the Sun, which happens to contain tons of nude pictures of children getting their limbs chopped off and burning in fire.
Very normal stuff.
Everybody has a copy of this on their table.
Am I right?
Am I right?
You know, when you go to your friend's house, you're like, what books do you have to read?
And they're like, oh, you've got to see this new book that I have.
It's children being burned and dying on the floor.
And you go, oh, you've got the new Borman's Berman, Berman Children Burning, Berman person book?
And they go, yes, yes, Clarence.
Yes.
We have the new Berman Burnin's Burning Burning Babies book.
And you go, holy shit.
I've been wanting to read this.
I'm a satanic pedophile elite, and I'm so happy you have the new edition.
I don't know what to think about that.
kezia schaffer
Jeffrey Epstein.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Oh, did Eric, did Jeffrey Epstein, did he sign it?
No, he didn't sign it.
He actually drew one of the last page.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Yes, congratulations.
kezia schaffer
Is that for real?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
unidentified
I made that part of my gosh.
kezia schaffer
I was like, wow, that was a good guess.
Wow, that's messed up.
And considering everything you just said about the way that they sacrifice kids, burning them on the altar and burning them on the arms of these idols.
elijah schaffer
So it gets even worse, though, because the imagery is all satanic.
So these are more pictures from the book.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my goodness.
elijah schaffer
I know.
These are more images from the book.
You have limbs.
You have, like, children's clothing.
They're, like, this is a – you have, like, a – Oh, my God.
This is the book that's in the back there.
There's just an overall look at the images from the book.
kezia schaffer
I feel really sick about that.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
But it gets worse because you think that there's just, okay, so we have children.
kezia schaffer
Feel perverted and sick even just casting my eyes upon this and looking at it.
I feel like I shouldn't be looking at this.
elijah schaffer
I will tell you this, though, because I haven't been drinking, I didn't know how to get my energy back for streams to go crazy.
And I'm back, baby.
No, but I'm back because we'll just burn the satanic pedophiles.
Okay.
It's true.
So then, then, then this shit gets wild because ready for this?
No.
The satanic with children are in the book.
There's satanic imagery with sacrifice and cannibalism and children dressed in these outfits.
It gets so much weirder, though.
Because as you look at the images, right, you have all these images in the book.
And of course, he's heralded as like one of the artists of our time.
kezia schaffer
You see this.
elijah schaffer
You see, like, look at the arm burning, the foot, like juggling a foot.
There is.
kezia schaffer
We love this man.
elijah schaffer
Talk about bad vibes.
Imagine you're on mushrooms and you go in your friend's house and say what he has on the wall.
Do you know we're going to look at this what Tony Podesta had on his wall?
But this is next level.
This is next.
I literally, you're grossed out by this.
And I'm just thinking, doesn't every satanic pedophile have a copy of this on their Valenciaga?
unidentified
This meant that he's in these pictures.
kezia schaffer
Do you know much about him?
Like, was he a pedophile?
Or was, like, what's his background situation?
elijah schaffer
Because the show doesn't have a high enough budget to do that level of research.
unidentified
Because I feel like you cannot shit posters.
kezia schaffer
You cannot be a sane, mentally stable and sane person.
Or at least not.
That man has to be haunted by demons or controlled by demons.
Because, like, art, I don't know, when people are like, oh, art is like, I don't, I just don't understand.
Even, even like those really, really yucky, yucky, yucky, scary horror movies, and people make these hideous creatures to like frighten people.
I don't know how it becomes in someone's mind and they can spend so much time looking at it and creating something to terrify people that's like so upsetting.
Maybe I'm just a girl, but carry on.
elijah schaffer
Carry on.
Maybe you're a girl.
kezia schaffer
I am a girl, but how?
elijah schaffer
Claim it.
Claim the femininity.
unidentified
I claim it.
elijah schaffer
I do want to go to the chat real fast here, the locals only chat, and let you know that they said literally Kanye was, oops, I shouldn't read that name on here.
But he also said a dollar Lijah is on fire tonight.
I don't want it to stop ever.
And then St. J said, yes, cannibal equals cannibal priest of ball.
So that's what apparently it was.
That's from St. J. By the way, that's at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Apparently, that's the cannibal priest of ball.
I guess that's what that is.
But it gets worse.
It just gets worse.
It just gets weirder.
So then you go down and there's a lot of this artist has a lot of imagery of like women in submission, sort of like in these like backfacing, sort of like soulless positions, apparently, where they're lacking the ability to fight back and pretty tremendously.
Like they're all like disturbed.
But then it goes even worse because the artist is like really into cannibalism.
And so here you see Kanye West and Kyrie Irving.
Real reason why they were canceled.
They were eating people.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You thought it was because they called out the banking clan?
Rongo!
It's because they were eating people.
No, I'm just kidding.
The people that are eating people are currently running your fashion designers, design brands.
You can get canceled from Balenciaga and Adidas for calling out the banking clan, but you can sexualize children and promote pedophilia and cannibalism and you're cool.
Cannibalism?
Okay, buddy.
Okay.
You can eat the Jew, but you can't criticize them.
That's the truth.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that either, but I did.
That's how ridiculous the world is.
They're literally, they say you can eat people, but you can't say bad words, but you can eat people.
What the fuck?
unidentified
Huh?
kezia schaffer
Okay, look at that man's trousers.
The one that's not eating the person.
Look at his trousers.
Does that look like an Adidas symbol on his trousers, a little triangle?
elijah schaffer
Oh, that does look like Adidas.
Adidas, you mean?
What is that saying?
Adidas?
Is that the Australian way?
Adidas?
unidentified
I can't speak for my people.
kezia schaffer
But it does look like, if this is from 2017, it's possible.
Like, is he making up these images or is he getting people to stand in these positions and pose so that he can paint them or take a picture and so he can paint them?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but it gets worse.
So there's like more images, like paintings.
unidentified
That is Adidas.
kezia schaffer
Look, the side of the trousers, the stripes.
He's wearing Adidas trousers.
Those are genuine models.
Those fellows are wearing Adidas trousers.
elijah schaffer
He painted real people, huh?
It's probably real people.
kezia schaffer
Gotta be real.
I'm serious.
Guys, I'm serious.
That looks like Adidas, does it, darling?
elijah schaffer
And Adidas just did a collab with Balenciaga, I think, or something like that.
kezia schaffer
Charmed.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
kezia schaffer
I think I need to be hired by the FBI.
elijah schaffer
But.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
There's another book underneath the cannibalism children book.
kezia schaffer
Do you think the people who are setting up this stage for this photo shoot flipped through the books?
Or they just grabbed random books off the shelf and were like, oh, yeah, this will do.
Or do you think that they probably had a little peek and we're like, yikes?
elijah schaffer
This is.
Well, I just want to do a shout out as we move on from Rumble.
Remember, because we're demonetized on YouTube, but we are here.
Is that Blagnarok said, Good night, Elijah?
Got to go to bed.
I got to get up for work tomorrow.
Got to command some satellites for the government.
Oh.
And, you know, they don't stop orbiting just because it's Turkey Day.
Well, awesome.
And Canary Savings says, I knew I'd make it on time.
Not going to beg for monetization, and neither should you.
Well, thank you for the two bucks.
That's awesome.
This is new for us.
We never get super chats.
And we also got some in the local, so we appreciate it.
If you guys are on Rumble, we are streaming on Rumble finally.
So that is really cool.
Looks like we had a lot of people on both sides tonight because I guess we're talking about some weirdness.
But back to this.
So we got this book.
This is where it gets weird.
So it's like called The Craymaster Something.
Okay.
When you Google that, let me see if I can even put that on.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so when you type in the book, The Craymaster Cycle, this is what pops up.
It's like people, it's like a demon zombie thing eating.
It's like Dobby.
Dobby lives in Philadelphia.
It's like if you met Dobby in the alleys of Philadelphia.
It's like born and raised on the playground is where I did fentin almost of my days.
When a couple of goblins were up to no good started hurting Dobby in the neighborhood.
I ate one little lum and my mom got scared.
She said, you're moving to Harry Potter.
That's pretty good, huh?
kezia schaffer
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty good.
kezia schaffer
I kind of got into that one.
unidentified
Yeah, but this is seriously sick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay.
So if you zoom in, this is the character from the book.
That's the character right there.
Character of the story of the book, or yeah, just like what this is.
kezia schaffer
Or is this another artist kind of book, like paintings, pictures?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't think so because what it is, is it looks so everyone wonders: what is the craymaster?
It's some guy that has blood on his mouth.
We don't really know what it is.
So we look up well, well, cramister, craymaster.
We don't know what it is.
So we look it up.
What is this, right?
What is going on?
So we look it up, and the craymaster muscle is a thin facial muscle of the spermatic cord made of skeletal muscle.
It was also referred to as the cremaster fascia or simply the cremaster.
I don't know how to pronounce that.
It's actually to retract the testes.
Look at this.
kezia schaffer
Wait, hold on, hold on.
unidentified
It's action is to retract the testes.
kezia schaffer
It's in the face.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
unidentified
Listen.
elijah schaffer
Just listen.
kezia schaffer
Okay, please explain.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Oh, our guy is eating.
He's the craymaster.
He's the monster.
He eats.
He's a guy who eats balls.
He eats.
It's a testicle-eating monster.
That's the book about a testicle.
It's a testicle eater who eats like testicle muscles.
It's named after someone who eats testicles.
It's a sexual organ-eating monster that eats like boys' balls or something.
That's what I got from it.
Okay, I could be so off, but that's what I was getting from the book, from when I was looking into it.
kezia schaffer
It's like every gay man's worst nightmare.
elijah schaffer
This is every man's worst nightmare.
Getting your balls eaten.
Do you have to be a homosexual to want to keep your nuts?
It's 2022.
kezia schaffer
I want to keep my nuts.
Are more susceptible to this monster than straight men because I feel like they put themselves in more situations and they allow their testicles to lots of strange men, whereas I think straight men are only giving up their testicles to the ladies.
elijah schaffer
I don't think that was the point of this.
unidentified
What?
kezia schaffer
I just think if it was straight men versus gay men, I think it's not about it wasn't about sexuality.
elijah schaffer
He eats little boys' balls.
kezia schaffer
Little ones?
unidentified
Yes.
Why?
elijah schaffer
I know.
Why is he doing this?
It's what he does.
He's like a goblin.
kezia schaffer
Why are these people so deceiving?
elijah schaffer
So he's like a blood demon and he eats.
So this is like him in a fashion runway.
Like they made him.
He eats blood, but what he eats is the balls, the muscles near the testes.
He's the ball gobbler.
He's the baubler.
I like this.
This made me happy.
Someone put this in response.
Watch, this is how I feel.
unidentified
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
unidentified
Who is making this shit?
kezia schaffer
Who is making it?
unidentified
Who are these people who are one, the artists?
kezia schaffer
Two, the models.
I don't know.
And three, the consumers.
Seriously.
Seriously.
There needs to be like, you know where you can look at receipts or you can see who bought their different things.
We need to find every single person who went ahead and bought these books and we need to put them on the sex offenders list.
elijah schaffer
Somebody's high right now and that really tripped him out.
You know what I mean?
You just see this wheelchair like going across the screen while you're telling about putting people on sex offender lists.
Wow, this is a quality entertainment.
You get it nightly offensive.
The nightly live stream, unslightly offensive.
Don't forget there's an amazing podcast.
I am putting a podcast out on Thanksgiving tomorrow because everybody knows.
Everybody knows, baby, the true story of Thanksgiving where the pilgrims taught Saskatchewan to create a podcast, and instead he turned to savagery.
And everyone knows if the natives had just followed their example and been podcasters, so much violence, so much bloodshed would have been spared.
And we've all been living in podcast studios.
Instead, they chose to live in TPs.
Much more of a downgrade.
Very bad insulation.
Also, not good for sound control.
kezia schaffer
They'll be regretting that for the rest of their lives.
elijah schaffer
They'll be regretting it.
Plus, the smoke in the indoor fires wasn't good for the camera lenses.
So in celebration of Thanksgiving traditions, I have a podcast coming out tomorrow.
Very good one.
And with Ivory Hecker, who's amazing as well.
So you want to get out of one?
Because that one is about the they, them pronoun.
It's about the fake gay hate crimes and all the insane gay people killing each other, but really they're at fault for each other.
So you want to watch that tomorrow.
That was a true story of that was true.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Everyone's posting more pictures in the chat of like some of the artworks from these books and stuff.
It's really.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
Where are we at?
Is that really happening?
kezia schaffer
Do you want me to show?
elijah schaffer
No, I can bring it up here.
Well, you can bring it up on yours.
Let me see.
Go ahead and hit it.
This is the locals only chat.
ElijahSchaver.locals.com in the description.
kezia schaffer
There's a few other ones that are really disgusting.
This one.
I've seen that one before from Epstein, back in Epstein's days.
Look at this one.
That little orange thing under there is a little kid.
I don't know if they're eating the kid or doing something else to the kid.
This is really sick.
I shouldn't even be looking at this.
I'm not going to sleep tonight.
elijah schaffer
I'm taking that off the screen.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
It gets worse.
So, okay, so this guy, though, this is essentially a movie.
Okay, so they made a movie after this person.
kezia schaffer
Oh, you're kidding.
elijah schaffer
That's what that's from.
So I'm going to read this to you.
It's very small.
kezia schaffer
Did he go after gay men?
elijah schaffer
We will find out.
He's looking for balls with AIDS.
It's a trap a disguise.
He's gay, Chrismaster.
kezia schaffer
It's the gay music.
elijah schaffer
It's the gusical.
It's the.
AIDS flavor.
Tastes like rainbow in the later.
Do you the nuts?
unidentified
I do it for boring testicles.
kezia schaffer
No.
Sign up now.
Blood old lady.
elijah schaffer
AIDS.
Established testicles.com.
Claim the right to your ball sack.
Crestmaster is set in New York City and narrates the construction of the Chrysler Building, which is in itself a character.
Host to inner antagonistic forces at play for access to the process of spiritual transcendence.
Who, like, I had a, it was, like, I have to remember to brush my teeth in the mornings.
And there's somebody out there who not only remembered to brush their teeth, but they also decided to make an adaptation of a movie with a skyscraper that was alive and a testicle-eating monster.
Like, some people have some very active minds.
I'm like, wow, I got through that day without blowing my brains out.
And they're like, hey, while you were trying not to die, I happened to make Crestmaster 3.
This is the third one.
So anyway.
kezia schaffer
Who's watching?
Guys, who's watching this?
Who's going to this in mind watching this?
I'm putting you on a list.
And you're not invited to my house.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I do love doing this show.
This is my favorite thing.
I love podcasting.
It's the greatest job ever.
So it says, and they entered Apprentice.
Well, I'm going to tell you this with us.
When I remembered how to write a show today, I am, this is not a joke.
Where is this?
This is like an act.
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh, Madison fell out of her wheelchair.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, for the first time, I tried this new nootropic.
I'm not even plugging it.
It's nootopia.
I saw all the other things, but I tried the nootropic.
And it like my brain opened up and I remembered how to write.
I found this old script and I remembered like how I used to write shows and why they were so psychotic and all over the place.
And I'm back and I remembered and I'm so happy about it.
Okay, anyway.
Wow.
I also had a large coffee before I started, which also made help.
Remember, I used to do that?
Remember, I would just, remember, Flekas always used to be like, this is the scary part when Elijah downs the large coffee before he gets on air.
And then he's just psychotic for like, we all, everyone knows, like, oh, you got the large one?
You know how Fleckas talks?
He'd be like, I always see you and go, oh, Elijah got the big one.
And then it's like, oh, yeah, he's going to drink that.
unidentified
Huh?
elijah schaffer
And then I look over and you're done with it.
He always told me.
And then it's like, now we have to deal with him for the next six hours.
kezia schaffer
Welcome to my life.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, people that are talking about the stash, this stash was supposed to be the tech bro gay stash, but it actually worked out really well.
We have street content, mustache street content coming out.
Get ready for it.
Anyway, this guy, they are reenacting the Masonic myth of Hiram Abif, purported architect of Solomon's Temple, who possessed knowledge of the mysteries of the universe.
The murder and resurrection of a Biff are reenacted during Masonic initiation rites as the culmination of a three-part process through which a candidate progresses from the first degree of entered apprenticeship to the third master mason.
This is so many levels of conspiracy that is probably true.
It's like, come on, this book is about a child ball-eating monster that's also the head of New York City and is involved in the Masonic temple ritual rites of satanic rituals.
Like, I mean, was this book picked by accident?
Probably not.
kezia schaffer
Okay, but this is also my question.
And I'm only asking this because now I'm curious and my mind is like thinking about this particular topic.
But you know, when they talk about adrenochrome, about the little brain, something inside of the brain or something where you terrify the kids and then you eat that?
And it's supposed to give you superpower or whatever.
Help you.
I can't remember for the reason.
And then What's Her Face, one of those female celebrities, was on Ellen DeGeneres and was like, oh yeah, my secret recipe or to make my skin so fresh and young and wrinkle-free is what was it, the foreskin of babies from Japan or something like that.
It was like baby penis or baby foreskin.
Do you remember that?
And so now my question is with this the what's it called?
The Kratometer?
What's it called?
elijah schaffer
Crestmaster.
kezia schaffer
Crestmaster.
So Crestmaster muscle in the balls, in the testicles.
Does that, is that, is there anything particular about that that is supposed to give somebody some sort of something?
elijah schaffer
I don't know much about infants' balls, but I'll go ahead and call an expert next time and we'll see if they know.
kezia schaffer
Okay, thanks.
unidentified
All right.
kezia schaffer
Tune back in next time for the answer to that question.
If anybody knows.
elijah schaffer
All right, next subject.
Back to next segment.
So we're going to continue the Balenciaga saga.
We'll continue.
The next segment is an update on what's going on in Twitter.
So you wonder how people get away with this stuff.
I don't know if you know this, but Elon Musk was going through the Twitter offices, which we were just at, which we have amazing street content coming.
And look at what he found in the office.
unidentified
The merch bingo.
And there's an entire closet full of hashtag woke for t-shirts.
elijah schaffer
He found an entire closet full of hashtag woke t-shirts.
They were literally wearing merch that said hashtag stay woke.
kezia schaffer
Like everyone at the office.
elijah schaffer
And the homeless are now going to have a present, probably.
kezia schaffer
What's he going to do with them?
Do you think he'll donate them or burn them?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but he was, but here's the point.
So they found all these shirts.
They were wearing stay-woke shirts.
kezia schaffer
I mean, there's a lot of people in San Francisco who could really use a new shirt.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
kezia schaffer
Because all of them are homeless.
elijah schaffer
But this is the point.
Did you see what?
So this is actually one of the funniest things that I've ever seen in my entire life in regards to, is this down here?
Let me see if we still have this in here.
I guess it got deleted.
But I was going to say, one of the funniest things that I'd ever seen was these, what's it called?
The staff at Twitter before everyone got fired and after.
Do you know about this?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
So the staff, they showed the staff at Twitter.
Here's what the Twitter looked like before Elon Musk came in.
It was like all women.
And then it was like, here's the staff of after everyone quit.
And it's just like 50 men.
Because he said that he wanted people to work hard.
And he was only going to let engineers stay that wanted to work hard.
unidentified
And the women were like, they wanted to wear woke t-shirts.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
I also don't imagine that to be like a man's campaign.
Like, hey, let's get everyone in the office a shirt that says stay woke on it.
That's like such a girl thing because I would be so down for sure.
elijah schaffer
Well, free t-shirt.
You just want to.
kezia schaffer
If you're a free t-shirt, I'd be like, oh, girls, let's make a little design and we'll give everyone out a shirt and we can have a day.
We all come.
I'd love that.
unidentified
See?
elijah schaffer
But that's the point.
No, so Eric Weinstein, if you don't know who this is, Eric Weinstein is, you don't know who he is.
His profile says he's a dad.
But no, but I think, is Eric Weinstein the professor, chat?
Is he the professor who was at Evergreen College that got kicked out?
I'm wondering if I'm thinking about the same person.
I'm wondering if this is Eric Weinstein that started Lauren Southern's career.
I don't know if this is the same person that got kicked out for not acknowledging people's pronouns.
Yes, people are saying it is.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So we're on the same page.
This is that guy in Evergreen College that wouldn't acknowledge the pronouns.
You know what I'm talking about?
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So that's the truth.
unidentified
Cool.
elijah schaffer
I guess I'm learning how this works.
By the way, we have a couple more super chats that came in from the Rumble page.
It says that he's ball goblin.
Miso talented all said soul cooking.
Oh, that's what it is.
Phallis Rufus said, cool, I can waste money here instead of going through Streamlabs or YouTube.
Awesome.
And Miso Trashes, send them to the kids in Africa or South America.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's jump right into this.
So Eric Weinstein saw these shirts, right?
And he goes, can we get audits of how much these manipulators?
Can I exit out of this a little bit?
Yeah.
Can we get audits of how much these manipulators control and distorted the world's online conversations by throttling bots, shadow banning, banning, et cetera, and general dirty tricks for years?
The question isn't going away.
The graph below is an indirect indication.
He was showing how at a certain point he was having high engagement, right, on his channel on the followers.
That's a Streamlab.
I mean, that's Streamlabs.
What's that called?
The site that has, where you can follow you?
I don't know, somewhere.
But that's where you can follow how many followers you're getting.
And then right when Elon took over, it spiked again.
Like he started getting massive traffic on his page.
And this is when everybody's coming back from the dead as well, right?
Notable people who have been reinstated.
Sargon of Akkad, reinstated.
Savannah Hernandez, reinstated after getting three accounts banned, which is crazy.
You also have Babylon B back.
We're still waiting on James O'Keefe, still waiting on John Doyle, on a few others that were out there.
We're fighting for these people.
We want them to come back.
Other notable people that got back on board, I've been talking about all of them.
There's just so many.
You can go to my list of people that are just coming back on coming back on.
James Lindsay is back, who started the OK Groomer movement.
So they're bringing the people back.
And Elon said today that he's considering a general amnesty for people that were suspended, which is the funniest thing that I have ever seen.
Our good old friend, Paul Joseph Watson, love that guy.
Great guy.
He was reminding us.
Everyone's going, okay, as Elon comes in, want to hear the most tone-deaf article ever?
Check this out.
He brought this up.
I think this is from Mashable.
But, oh yeah, wait, let me zoom in here.
Actually, I can bring that in.
Okay, Elon Musk is reinstating banned Twitter accounts.
Here's who's back.
They're almost exclusively right-wing figures.
And they're using this as like, look, he's only bringing back right-wing people who are suspended.
kezia schaffer
Oh, was it that right-wing people were particularly targeted and deleted?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're like, it's crazy.
All those suspended accounts that are coming back are right-wing, exclusively.
kezia schaffer
Tell us a couple left-wing people.
elijah schaffer
Give me the prominent left-wingers.
Give me the list.
Drop it down.
You know, I'd love to know.
I'd really, really love to know.
I'd like to understand who it was that was taken off of your damn website.
Yeah.
Because they've held this for so long, for so absolute long.
unidentified
Oh, wait.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, O'Keefe is back.
Okay.
Apparently James O'Keefe is back.
It's hard for me to keep up with this.
kezia schaffer
Oh, Kathy Griffin.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Kathy Griffin is back.
kezia schaffer
Excellent.
I don't think she's back, but she's one of the left-wingers that we need to bring her back.
elijah schaffer
Oh, did Rikita come back?
Are you serious?
No way.
No way.
I don't believe that.
No way.
Are we serious right now?
No, no, no.
Come on.
Yes.
I'm going to see if he's back.
I don't see him.
Is he back?
kezia schaffer
Oh, it says he's been back for two days.
elijah schaffer
No way.
I don't.
Oh, Rikita Law.
unidentified
C. Holy crap.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
Yes.
Nick Riketa's back.
I would literally, I literally posted a few days ago.
I said, I shall not sleep until Nick Ricada is reinstated back online.
Do you know what's so funny too?
Is watching how fucking petty people are.
Like, there are people all over that are getting reinstated that like won't thank certain people who advocated for them because they don't like them.
Or like already they're back on Twitter and people are mad certain people are back.
Like there are people out there like, oh, I'm not going to celebrate some of these people.
Like, you know what?
Fuck you if you're that petty that you can't you can't thank people that you don't like who are celebrating your return.
And if you're not celebrating people's return because you don't like them, like you're mad that people you personally don't like are escaping totalitarian censorship.
You are a twat.
I'm sorry.
It's just true.
Like that's like literally being like, oh, I'm so glad that the soldier in my trench killed himself in World War I because he annoyed me.
And it's like, buddy, you're fighting a war.
You need everyone you can get.
Don't let your petty squabbles get in the way.
But it's just funny.
I've watched this people being like, oh, I'm not going to thank these.
I'm going to be selective.
And then people being like, oh, I'm not going to acknowledge this person's back on or that.
I'm going to acknowledge everybody.
I'm excited.
I don't care if I like you, if you're a fucking hate me or anything.
I will celebrate you coming back because we're on a war.
But these people don't get it.
I get it.
It's fine.
But it's like, I've seen people like with people that wrote me literally and were like, oh, Nick Ricada, I don't want him back on or whatever.
I said, well, you know what?
If you don't want Nick on, fuck you.
Because Nick's awesome.
And also, even if you don't like Nick, guess what?
He's doing good for the world.
So put your petty shit aside.
Period.
kezia schaffer
You texted that?
elijah schaffer
I told someone that.
Because I just think people are retarded.
So it's just like, I just, the right wing is so petty and so retarded.
You'll never meet a group of people more petty, more retarded in your life, I swear.
But I'm celebrating and I'm so excited because these people are coming back from the dead.
It's absolutely true.
So I'm going to just keep celebrating with all this stuff.
And Alex Jones is not back on.
So that's just the case.
We are really, hoping that John Doyle gets back on, though, because I have been advocating for that for years.
And I'm really hoping that works out.
Anyway, moving along, the funniest thing, check this out, is that Elon Musk admits that this has been happening and the danger that it's actually brought.
And he brought this up and said, it's been really bad.
Far left San Francisco and Berkeley views have been propagated to the world via Twitter.
I'm sure this comes as no surprise to anyone watching closely.
Twitter is moving rapidly to establish an even playing field.
No more thumbs on the scale.
He's basically saying that the reason why things have gotten so woke is because Twitter and these social media sites have engineered these woke ideas to spread from their little enclaves like in Berkeley.
Remember when we were in Berkeley and you couldn't tell anyone's gender?
We were just there.
kezia schaffer
I know.
It was a very interesting place.
elijah schaffer
Girls named Hummus.
Boys with like androgynous names like Bimley.
Get out of here with that fucking name Bimley.
That sounds like a military vehicle in its code phase.
Like, oh, is that the new Humvee?
unidentified
No, it's Project Bimley 7, 70X.
elijah schaffer
You're fucking named after an unused military vehicle code.
unidentified
Bimley.
elijah schaffer
Oh, they're all with these names.
They all have these names.
Jerry!
He's like, you got the Bimley.
unidentified
Also, they've also got to be self-chosen names.
elijah schaffer
Always.
kezia schaffer
Do you know, I saw a video today?
You know how everything's like, your assigned gender, you were assigned this.
Now it's your assigned family.
Going into the holidays, you don't have to hang out with your assigned family.
You can hang out with your chosen family.
And your chosen family is just as legitimate as your assigned family.
It's like, yes, I get it.
Some people have really bad home situations.
You're not connected with your family or whatever.
So go and hang out with whatever.
But to make it like you can choose your gender and you can choose your family, it's like, you don't get to choose the day you were born.
You don't get to choose whose womb you came out of.
You don't get to choose who your parents were.
You don't get to choose how old you are.
You don't get to choose your gender or all these things.
There are a few things in life that are just set in stone and they're certain.
And you got to just buckle up and live with it.
Stop trying to make it seem like I was just assigned this family because it was the one I was born into.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And literally, also want to say this.
We need to free Gavin McGinnis still.
We need to free Nick Fuentez.
We need to free Milo Yiannopoulos.
We need to free Alex Jones.
All right.
That's just the truth.
We've got to do it.
It's just, it's part of the mode.
I don't know.
I mean, all those people, I don't know why they're banned.
I know why they're banned.
It's because they were effective.
And you know what's so crazy to me, though, is the amount of establishment right-wing people who will be like, like, I can't say sir.
Okay, I wanted to say something.
I can't say this because it would get me in huge trouble.
kezia schaffer
We'll save it for later because now we can say things later.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, no, no.
I meant like...
kezia schaffer
Oh, Eva?
Never said that.
elijah schaffer
I'll get sued if I said it.
But what I mean is, so I'm saying, but I'm saying a derivative, something similar to this that it doesn't give it away, would be, I have seen, it's so crazy people to people's faces are like, oh, I love this person, that person.
But behind the scenes, like I said, they'll celebrate.
Like, oh, well, that person's good thing.
They're banned.
Like, they're on the right wing.
And it's like, well, you know, Milo's a wild card.
So like, it's like, dude, I've been on Milo's show and he tried.
I'm saying I've been on Milo's show and we've had a disagreement and I will fight for him to come back on to Twitter.
I will like I don't I would not care if there was somebody out there that we I definitely even hated if I could get them back on Twitter or get them back onto a platform.
That's a standard.
That is a morality that is something we should be fighting for.
But I've watched the establishment.
Like, you don't see Fox or anybody advocating for any of these people to come back online.
And one of the craziest things I want to say is, is that Elon said that we can't bring Alex Jones back on because of Sandy Hook.
kezia schaffer
That was his reason why?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Why?
Just because Sandy Hook happened or because he?
elijah schaffer
No, because because he because he says that he basically used dead children's graves in order to benefit himself.
But what's even crazier about that is because if it's true that we're not allowed to use dead children's graves, then every single liberal would be taken offline because all they do is use people's graves for their benefit.
kezia schaffer
They can also actually murder their children.
And what about Balenciaga posting pictures or putting these secret little things about ripping kids apart and eating them and doing weird stuff?
It's like, if you're going to hold a standard of kids are untouchable, you don't joke about killing kids.
You don't joke about messing around with kids.
We're not going to use this.
So if you have spoken openly about your abortion, if you think it's amazing, blah, blah, blah, all these things, you're a baby killer.
If you are a pedophile, you're a pedophile.
So see you later.
Like, if we're going to hold a standard about kids, everyone should be held to that standard.
And it shouldn't just be like, oh, shoot, like a kid got shut up.
That's really sad.
But there's something very suspicious about this case.
Let's talk about it.
I think that there could be some inside up, you know, something going on there.
Oh, banned.
But, hey, I'm just a girl, a loose woman, and I'm going to just kill my baby.
unidentified
And also, other things.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know what's crazy, though?
It's like this is the changing rules is they say that Alex Jones can't come back on Twitter because of Sandy Hook.
But Drew Hernandez from Frontlines, he's a great, you should watch him.
He's now, Drew Hernandez is now on Rumble as well.
If you're watching, you should follow him.
He's now live streaming 5 p.m. Pacific.
I don't know which days, but he's live streaming before this show.
Oh, great.
Now, what's really great now, now that we have about a couple thousand people watching on YouTube, we have about 700 on Rumble.
We can grow this live stream over the next year.
And now that I got my mojo back and I remembered how to write live streams, I'm really happy because now we'll have a lot of stuff to talk about.
But the most important part is, is that it's still the problem of we can't let Alex Jones on because of A, right?
He exploited children.
But B, Biden can order a drone strike and literally kill a family with seven children and still be allowed on.
And C, when actually asked on Joe Rogan about why Alex Jones was banned, he wasn't banned for Sandy Hook.
Here's why he was banned.
If you don't remember this, this is why they said Alex Jones got banned.
Listen.
unidentified
So why did you ban Alex Jones?
vijaya gadde
Third strike that we looked at was a verbal altercation that Alex got into with a journalist.
And in that altercation, which was uploaded to Twitter, there were a number of statements using eyes of the rat, even more evil-looking in person.
He's just scum.
You're a virus to America and freedom, smelling like a possum that climbed out of the rear end of a dead cow.
You look like a possum that got caught doing some really, really nasty stuff in my view.
So it was a bunch of pattern in practice, but it was a verbal altercation that was posted on our website.
So we took the totality of this, having been warned that we have rules against abuse and harassment of individuals.
We saw this pattern in practice.
One strike, two strike, three strikes, and we made a decision to permanently.
elijah schaffer
He called one a possum.
Alec Rogan's like, that's hilarious.
He's like, it's like a possum who crawled out of the trash.
Alex Jones's like, you're a possum.
I could step right out and see the trash.
You got literally got it.
You got goo on your feet.
unidentified
I can see the used pizzas, pepperoni hanging off you.
kezia schaffer
I feel like you've called me worse than that when I wake up in the morning.
A possum that looks like it just crawled out of the trash.
elijah schaffer
I'm telling you, it's a vermin out of the trash.
Whatever, you know what's funny, though, is that is how he is in real life.
I love Alex.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I really do.
kezia schaffer
He's a really generous and kind.
elijah schaffer
One of the most generous men I know.
That's why they wanted to rob him.
But also Free O and Schroyer.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know.
elijah schaffer
Free O and Schroyer.
You've got to keep that moving.
He's like, yeah, I just know.
He's like, hey, you want to take some vodka shots with me?
I'm like, hell yeah.
kezia schaffer
I was just thinking these whole strikes is just silly.
It's like you were looking for a reason to get rid of him.
If anybody else said, you look like a possum that crawled out of the trash, it would be no worries.
unidentified
But to suggest that that's, ooh, strike three, you're out.
elijah schaffer
Strike three, you're out.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, and here's the point.
It's like, I don't know what we're doing on the internet either.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I've been banned multiple times from multiple platforms.
If someone's new to this show, I have.
I've had my Facebook deleted.
I've had my Instagram deleted.
I've gotten them back using lawyers.
I've been demonetized twice now.
I'm currently demonetized on YouTube.
And I'm throttled the shit out of this.
I still find ways to grow.
I've covered riots.
I go out and I've done street interviews.
I'll go on other people's bigger shows to get more subscribers.
And now I'm trying to upload shorts, which, again, cool.
We've gained 20,000 subs in the last 10 days, which is good growth for this channel because we weren't growing for a couple months there.
It was pretty sad.
But we got like 20,000 subs.
So we still grow.
Twitter, everywhere, we grow.
But I also, it's upsetting as somebody who's a creator who's like, I don't know why, like, I can kind of guess why we got in trouble on YouTube, but it is hard because with big tech, really, you know, you're just getting in trouble, which a lot of people on here know, even if you don't have a big account, you probably got unsuspended on Twitter or you're getting it back.
You just get banned for like reasons that are arbitrary.
kezia schaffer
Well, they want you off, and so they're going to just like wait for you to kind of say something mean or, oh, you talk too much about fat people or gay people or like pedophiles and things like that.
So we're going to use that and you're not allowed to talk about it.
But really, really, it's because of a lot of other things that you stand for, which really goes against what they're trying to push, like injections, global takeover by the World Organization Summit.
What's that place called?
elijah schaffer
The World Economic Forum.
kezia schaffer
That's the one.
So.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but it is wild.
I want to try to bring this up.
I don't know why this is loading so slowly here.
Let me see if I can get this status to be opened up in a new page here.
But most importantly is that Elon Musk decided, I guess we're not having internet.
Is that not happening on this computer?
kezia schaffer
It fell away.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
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