Democracy is FAKE and GHEY, Here's Why | Guest: Lauren Witzke | Ep 293
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Tucker Carlson said we don't win in elections like we want to because we aren't hitting the right issues that resonate with the voters. Obviously like 2020, the 2022 election was fair and free and there was no funny business, but why does it take so long to count the votes? Why can we not determine the winners on Election Day? Why is it always so difficult in specific dates to say who the winner is? It seems that the red wave was more of a red puddle because Americans just aren't that interested in a "bad economy" as a driving factor to head to the polls. There has got to be a better marketing strategy
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You'd think that elections would give us answers, that as we put our votes to the test, we extend the rights of our democracy and our ability and power as a collective people, that we'd finally have the outcomes that we wanted, some sort of end to the mystery.
But now that another election has come to an end, in America right now, we just are left with more questions than answers.
Let's be straight up about this.
It's so confusing watching some states be able to count their votes the night of the election.
Other states, it take days.
And then they say with Democrats that like it could take a week to count their votes, but that's only if they don't win unilaterally on the night of election.
If they win, then we just stop the vote that night.
So it's kind of strange.
It's like we find more votes if they don't win, but if they win, then the votes are done.
I get tired of it.
And the White House has assured us time and time again that the 2020 election was the safest, the most secure election ever.
Joe Biden actually said legitimately that it's probably the most secure election in the history of the country.
And if that were the case, then why is America's confidence in our election system at an all-time low?
Perhaps it has something to do with malfunctioning voting machines like we saw in Maricopa County, sketchy mail-in ballots, and delayed results that sometimes take weeks to be finalized.
It shouldn't be like that in a developed country.
It shouldn't have a system where it takes weeks to count your vote.
It doesn't make sense.
Literally, I can now get verified more easily on Twitter for $8 that I can probably cast a vote or get it verified.
It's a strange world we're living in.
Things are flipping.
This phenomenon of chaotic elections is new.
It actually didn't used to be like this in the United States because our elections were never perfect.
But they were also never a complete mess like this where we don't even know who won on the night of election and we're confused on what's happening for weeks on end.
On Tuesday, the nation bore witness to another chaotic election.
All across the country, the same issues that were present in 2020 were suddenly cropping up again.
It's like the same counties, the same cities, the same states.
In Maricopa County, Arizona, for example, voting machines crashed completely.
They had to be counted by hand, the votes, that is.
And as lines of voters grew longer and longer, the RNC sued to extend voting by two hours.
I got a curry from a sketchy business that's cash only in downtown LA more than I trust Maricopa voting machines.
Curiously, though, that suit was denied by a judge because we wouldn't want to secure our elections when we have questions to be answered.
Keep in mind, though, that the person in charge of this election is the Democratic Secretary of State, Katie Hobbs, who's running for election.
Now, Hobbes just so happens to be the one running against Republican Carrie Lake in a contentious vote.
This is who voters were likely disenfranchised by today.
Meanwhile, the Justice Department announced that they would be sending federal election monitors to 24 states.
Remember that elections are to be overseen and operated by the states.
So it should kind of alarm you because the federal government doesn't have any position to be doing things like this.
Why is the Biden administration sending election monitors to states to see if their elections are run effectively?
Either A, the states aren't working correctly, or B, the federal government is acting in a corrupt manner.
Or C, it's probably both.
So what exactly were these election monitors supposed to be doing precisely?
Now, Florida was wise enough to take a stand against this, telling them to stay the hell out of the polls.
They're like, get the hell out of here.
You know, I mean, they'll take Cubans on boats, I guess, but not federal officials and black SUVs.
And likewise, Missouri described these actions as intimidating and extremely inappropriate.
We know that there is a deeply concerning and unethical electioneering happening in many cities around the nation.
Places like Philadelphia, Atlanta, and Milwaukee have massive Democratic political machines.
These operations use legal loopholes to stuff the ballots by harvesting votes, which we know is illegal in states like Texas, but for some reason in California, it's totally okay.
And then the Republicans don't do it.
The Democrats do it.
They collect the votes after the voting day and they take all the mail-in and absentee ballots and then they flip the election towards their candidate.
We saw that directly in some districts, especially in Orange County.
Now, in a single day, an effective team of canvassers can get thousands of voters for their candidate.
Just one neighborhood.
In just one neighborhood, they can get thousands of votes.
Now, do you think there's a similar operation happening in the rural, especially the white areas of Pennsylvania?
No, of course not.
Because somehow I doubt that.
In the weeks and months leading up to this midterm, the White House and the media were constantly saying that the results of this election might not be clear on election night.
It sounded a lot like they were preparing us to be disappointed.
Why would the media and the government be so adamant that the results of the election would likely change after a few days?
ABC News of all places, ABC stands for always bullcrap.
They said that we should look for a week, a contentious week, where it would look like Republicans are winning on the night of the election, but then the elections would get flipped probably to Democrats because of vote drops.
Isn't that a little bit strange to basically say that the guy that looks like he won probably won't?
And remember that the same line was repeated ad nauseum before the 2020 election.
And then there are statistical anomalies that really get you scratching your head.
Much of these we can't even talk about on YouTube because it often results in getting censored, which is a reminder to follow us at ElijahShift.locals.com.
We're a locals community.
You get the fully offensive segment after the show, which is stuff we can't talk about here.
We're going to talk about some election stuff.
It's very important that we actually get that out in the open, but also you get the live chat and it supports a demonetized channel.
We were demonetized, remember, for reporting on January 6th.
It's kind of sucks that politically you get targeted in this country for doing your damn job.
All I can say, though, is that I looked at the voter turnout in Pennsylvania on Tuesday, and recently we have been hearing a lot about how voting and democracy are so integral to the American identity.
If that were the case, why is it such a disaster every election day?
In Europe, these type of issues hardly seem to happen at all.
Elections there are run extremely smoothly when compared to ours, despite being significantly more complex with dozens of parties and candidates all vying for a piece of the pie.
Seems like in the UK, we just know Boris Johnson is out.
You don't hear about weeks and weeks of contention.
Now, what's their secret?
Well, many of these nations have voter ID laws on the books.
France, for example, requires a proof of address and nationally, uh, and nationally when you go to vote, or nationality, I should say.
Many of these countries also have very stringent regulations on voting early or by mail.
And even if they allow it, they have robust systems to ensure it is counted properly.
So, why is our system, the American system, so dysfunctional?
Aren't we supposed to be the pillar of democracy?
We say all around the world, fair and free elections.
Why is there such little transparency and security when it comes to the counting of votes?
Clearly, a large segment of the country is legitimately concerned that our elections are not being counted fairly.
You would think that these concerns would be met with reassuring evidence that everything is kosher, but instead, they're met with accusations of being anti-democratic, fascist, or censored entirely.
We just want to see some accountability that things are being done properly with no funny business at all.
Now, speaking of accountability, now that Republicans may be on the verge of taking control of the House, it's time to hold their feet to the fire on their campaign promises.
In fact, I think we are in control of the House.
It's just we're not determining it like all the other election discrepancies.
For example, many Republicans promised to stop sending aid to Ukraine.
I doubt that'll happen, but we're hoping.
And the U.S. has essentially been bankrolling that war and prolonging it in a process.
I saw some Republican governors with, I stand with Ukraine in their Twitter banners.
Lame.
We expect that aid to now stop as soon as possible.
We also expect them to at least try getting our southern border under control.
They need to get in the way of this administration.
The January 6th Commission, all of that garbage, with all of it being said, the great red wave of 2022 did not materialize.
And you can point to suspicious stuff here and there, but ultimately, Republicans lacked candidates who could go out there and fight on the issues that matter.
And for as long as we've heard that the economy will bring out the voters, that it's the economy, stupid.
Well, clearly, you dumb idiot, I just censored myself, that isn't the case anymore.
Our economy is literally a dumpster fire with the worst inflation since the 1970s, and yet managed to only create a red droplet.
McConnell McCarthy and the rest of the GOP establishment have miscalculated.
People don't want to vote for a candidate who will only fight to slightly adjust the tax rate.
They want someone who will fight for so much more.
Is it about time that we had some real candidates who will take a stand on immigration, on voter fraud, on the LGBT degenerate filth that's being prolonged and pushed upon our kids?
They're chopping their balls off.
What about the anti-white racism that even when you work in establishment right-wing media, they don't want you talking about?
This defines America.
This is the reality.
This is what people are afraid of talking about.
Where is the candidate with the balls to get up and actually fight?
Where is a candidate that is going to get on the stage and just let it all out there like Trump used to and say they're sending their worst?
They are rapists.
Sorry, but none of the GOP's candidates this year have been more close to that at all.
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If anything, yesterday should have been a wake-up call of the Republican establishment.
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It's alarming.
We live in a country where we're supposed to trust the elections, but our media is so corrupt that we're even told days in advance.
We've got to get ready for the elections to take weeks because, you know, with the invention of the internet, electronic voting, and I don't know, hyper-speed communication networks like fiber optics, we can get everything in seconds, including the video you're watching right now.
But when it comes to a vote, that is not going to be possible to happen for weeks.
Of course, that's only if a Republican is winning on election night.
And to talk about the madness, the insanity, and why the Republicans keep losing.
Lauren Whitzke, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Yeah, they had been preparing us for the last few weeks to be prepared that it's going to take weeks to count the votes.
We may not know the results of the election until Christmas.
I'm confused when this became normal because, you know, you think about five years ago, it was unheard of to not get the results of an election on election night.
How did we get to a point where this is now considered normal that we have to wait weeks to get the results of an election?
Like it like happened in 2020 and then it just like became normalized and it's wrong and it should never be this way.
And like I said before, if you had done this five years ago, it would be completely unheard of.
Like they bust their rear ends to make sure that we get the results on election night to keep people like from having to question even the results of the election because we don't know what's going on behind the scenes while they're counting those votes.
And it's super concerning.
It gives Americans uneasiness because we don't really know what's going on.
And I just can't believe this is happening in America.
And okay, so this is where people are questioning things because it's impossible for me to even believe that John Fetterman won an election unless I had gone through 2020, which I'm agreeing with Tucker Carlson, where it says right here in this article: if you're a blind viewer, remember this is an audio-only podcast.
And so it helps us out so much when you download the audio and you might be one of the blind viewers so you can only hear.
And so I'm going to try to explain this as well as I can.
But this next sentence says that the chances of knowing who won every single U.S. House in statewide race is zero.
This is something that we have to talk about because when they say this, it's like the left has the ability to speak into existence something that may or may not have been true yesterday or even a moment ago.
But because they have so much institutional backing and they have so much power to get their ideas out, it's a little bit like Hitler, where he says if you say a lie long enough and loud enough, people will eventually believe it.
I've also heard too, that might even be a lie.
He might have never even said that.
So it's like, so it's like, that's the whole point of the lie, the long enough, loud enough, is that they go, look, we need the elections to not be trusted.
So then they create articles that have the SEO ranking, which means that the higher ranking inside of Google search.
They have the verifications on social media.
They run all of the major media networks.
They run all of the colleges and the educational classrooms.
And yes, even the White House and press communication.
They tell you our elections are untrustworthy.
It takes time.
And even if that was different for hundreds of years of our nation's history, it's now becomes the reality that we have to face because who else is going to oppose that narrative?
We don't control anything.
We don't have any institution.
And even the media outlets we do have, they suppress in the algorithms so limited amounts of people can access them.
And you know, if you watch the show, you could only find it if you actually really tried.
You know, Lauren, this firsthand, you've been banned, you've been censored.
So they prepared for this, started preparing for this decades ago.
You know, they got their people in in the media.
They rose to the CEO or the president of these media companies.
The people behind them financed them.
They did the same with corporations.
And as a result, now they're in charge of everything.
They have a stronghold on social media.
They have a stronghold on news companies, local news, even all the way down to that.
They played the long game of preparing for this, fortifying themselves to be able to decide elections.
You know, Republicans had an opportunity to fix our elections.
They had two full years, especially in even states like Georgia with a Republican majority in the state legislature.
They did nothing to get rid of the ballot box drop boxes.
They did nothing to get rid of mail-in voting.
You know, it was up to it was Arizona had the opportunity as well.
They did not go in like gangsters.
With this regime that we're fighting against, you have got to go in like a gangster, unapologetic, and push this legislation through to make elections safe and secure again.
And, you know, we had the opportunity to do it and we didn't do it.
They played the long game for decades, installing their people in these institutions and rising to power.
So we can't even fight back.
Censorship is, if you compare it to 2016, I can't believe it digressed to this point.
To the point where I can't even talk about a question, something suspicious happening that I see at the polling station.
And I get banned on Facebook, Twitter.
I actually just had a, I have a company Twitter, and I got banned on there questioning something that I saw at a polling station this last election.
And it's at a point now where they were good.
They outdid us.
They were smart.
They played the long game.
And it's hard for us to even stand a chance because the kingdom of darkness is so organized.
The kingdom of darkness is a well-oiled machine.
That is something they have on us, whereas we are reactionary.
So we always try to react to what they're doing, but they always had plans all along and had it installed.
And it's hard to undo a well-calculated plan.
And, you know, we as Christians, we as conservatives need to get more organized.
We need to get more mobilized.
We need to play the long game to start taking back these institutions, or we're not going to stand a chance ever.
And one of the things that makes me the angriest about this is that when we actually make wins, they also put us in check like a dog being healed because CNN was pointing this out is that Florida officials warned the U.S. Justice Department that federal election monitors are not allowed inside polling places under state law, pushing back against federal plans to monitor in state.
If you're not aware of this, the Biden administration was planning on sending basically tattletales, federal agents to go in and pressure the states and monitor the elections and saying, hey, we're going to take away your autonomy as a state and let you know that if you don't fall in line with the way we want things done, which of course was rewriting the rules of how elections are done.
And we can't win when the elections have been rewritten.
I mean, 70% of Democrats voted in mail-in voting.
So what they've done is they've engineered their entire party to vote ahead of the election.
And only 20% of Republicans did early or mail-in voting at all.
So what that does is they can set a precedent that, okay, so 70% of their party early drops off their votes.
Where are you going to push the fraud?
Where are you going to push the corruption?
Where are you going to, obviously, they don't.
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Lauren and I, you know, after the show, we'll also have a little section where we'll be more blunt and honest, where we can't on YouTube about what they really did at this election.
But, you know, like with Maricopa County, this is the same discrepancy region that we had in the 2020 election.
And it's what, two, three days later, we still don't know if Kerry Lake won governor.
We still don't know if Blake Masters won in the Senate race.
I mean, this is one of the most ridiculous things.
This is the second largest voting precinct in the country.
60% of all of Arizonans vote.
They're the largest in the state of Arizona.
Arizona is one of the new centers of tech and trade.
Literally, Silicon Valley is relocating every single tech company you can imagine that is supplanted there.
And you're telling me that not only can we not count the vote the day of the election, but we can't even determine where votes are coming from.
We're finding bins of votes on the side of the road.
Trucks are dropping them off.
It's only allowed to be like this because we've allowed it.
And what is it?
It was the Democrats using the scandemic to re-engineer how we vote, how elections take place to maximize the ability for them to push fraud and fraudulent means of running elections.
And I can go a little more into about the scandemic going all the way back, but I'm not going to do it here.
I'll do it on your locals channel.
But also, it kind of reverts back to what I was talking about, the long-term plan.
You know, they had this plan, but you know what?
Also, Republicans did nothing.
They probably were participants.
Like I said, they had a chance to fix this, to go in and fix this.
Had they gone in and addressed election integrity like they did the Amy Coney Barrett nomination, remember how they went in?
Republicans went in like gangsters.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg died.
They did everything they could to push Amy Coney Barrett through and get her that Supreme Court justice seat.
And that's the kind of energy, that's the kind of tact that we need to have as Republicans, mercilessly taking what is ours when we have an opportunity to fix it.
Now, I know that's kind of a bizarre example, not really exactly the same thing, but Mitch McConnell has the authority to make changes within his party, to make decisions within his party.
And they choose to lose certain battles.
They choose to lose really big battles and not implement change.
But they do have the authority to do that.
They do have the will to do it if it's something they want.
So that is a good example of them mercilessly changing policy or pushing a policy through or somebody they want through to get what they want.
So we know they can do it.
It's just the fact that they haven't and they won't.
It's because the GOP likes losing.
They like pushing Trump MAGA Republicans out of the party, trying to discourage us from getting involved in the Republican Party because they hate us.
They do.
They absolutely dislike us, these establishment hacks.
And, you know, Carrie Lake, she ran on election integrity.
That was her whole platform.
And she was loved.
She was loved not only by the state of Arizona, she was loved by the nation.
She became like the national sweetheart and gubernatorial candidates.
And it's because she ran on things that matter.
And, you know, I know somebody like her, if she were to get in office, she would push through that change, that gangster change, taking control, showing no mercy, implementing policy that would protect our elections.
Now, we need more people like that in our party.
If we're going to ever have a chance at winning again, if we're ever going to have a chance at taking down this stronghold that they have over our nation, we need 100 Carrie Lakes.
We need 100 Marjorie Taylor Greens.
We need people to go in and, you know, really implement change.
But also, speaking of McConnell and McCarthy, for example, they did a great job of keeping America first candidates out in the primaries.
A lot of people who ran on election integrity, they dumped money into their opponents and made sure, or even people like Blake Masters, who they withdrew all the money in general after the primary.
$9 million McConnell withdrew and put into Lisa Murkowski, a literal baby murdering satanic elite in Alaska, right?
He wanted that person to run and then goes, oh, yeah, you want to kill babies?
Welcome to the elites.
Let's take away money from a family man, an actual person who loves the country, Blake Masters, because God forbid we actually change the country and turn things around.
And I want to point out, though, like people know, right?
This is the Tuesday, Thursday podcast.
This is a little more serious.
We're breaking down issues because I think it's monumental that we keep doing this.
And we have the live stream Monday, Wednesday, Fridays that are more just going through the daily crap and looking through what's happening, laughing a little bit as we're crying ourselves to sleep because that's what you have to do.
But there's an integral point, something that I want to bring up that I hate.
And if you haven't watched the live streams and you didn't hear this, it's that the Republicans had the ability to ask the people who are literally generating the energy, i.e. creators online, video content hosts, YouTubers, all of these alternate media sources, we spend our time, our money, our effort to go down into the core, into the analytics and find out why people click, what's important.
And sometimes, like even with the show, it may not get as many clicks up front, but we even play the long game going, hey, let's create a more serious podcast that's during the day that we can really drive and bring another angle to key events that we can look with a bigger lens.
And we have the data in the background showing you how to target conservatives, how to get right-wingers to vote for you and the issues they care about.
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So I want to talk about this here, Lauren, is what's so fundamentally amazing.
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And it's all about this because we can't do this without you.
Because the GOP hates this show.
The GOP hates you, Lauren.
They hate you watching this.
They want to tell you the America that you're supposed to live in.
They don't want you to live in it.
And we know this for a matter of fact, because if you look at this article here, people were upset.
This comes from the Philadelphia Inquirer that they know that the real Republican Party, the MAGA terrorists that we all are, we want a nation that is nationalist.
We want to focus on internal issues.
We want to focus not just on the economy.
We want you to stop raping and cutting our kids' genitals off.
We want to find a country that doesn't allow unveted immigration.
We'll talk about those issues, but also this: this is what they're afraid of: a country that actually gives a damn about its domestic policy over its foreign policies that don't affect us.
And it says if they win, who's they?
It's us, damn it.
The MAGA Republicans will push to abandon Ukraine and harm U.S. security.
GOP candidates, along with Elon Musk and Trump, echo Kremlin talking points in pushing to end Ukraine aid and force Kiev to negotiate with genocidal Putin.
Do you remember when Donald Trump tried to get $3.8 billion for a border wall to protect us?
Speaking of domestic policy and how Congress fought him every step of the way, we've sent more money to Ukraine for this war.
That, you know, we're at war.
Okay.
It's, we have to admit that we are at war.
We are actively involved in this war.
Biden, the Biden administration has gotten us involved in this war.
They've dumped more money in Ukraine in these past few months than we have given to Israel, foreign aid, and to other countries over a span of like 10 years.
It's insanity how much money we have sent these people.
But also, we've kept the war going.
The war would have ended a long time ago had we not kept funding it.
And, you know, I think Americans are sick and tired.
Americans can't afford to buy groceries.
We can't afford to buy gas.
We can't afford to get to work.
We can't afford to pay rent.
Cost of living has gone up so high.
And we're watching as they keep dumping money into a foreign country.
Whatever happened to America first?
Whatever happened to politicians voting or making decisions that represent the interests of their constituents?
It's just become a rapid.
I mean, it is just a giant money dump.
And MAGA Republicans, you know, the Republicans told us if they won the House, they're going to put a stop to this.
I don't want this to escalate into nuclear war, which it will.
You know, Putin, don't mess with him.
That's the thing.
He means what he says.
You know, he is a nationalist.
He protects his country.
He loves his country and he will do whatever it takes to protect his country.
That even means, you know, starting a nuclear war.
And he'll do what he says.
But also, we could have, we should have avoided getting to this point because we should have stopped dumping money into a foreign country, provoking a war that we have no business being in.
Yeah, these are the issues we actually care about fundamentally.
Like, absolutely.
We don't want to be in Ukraine.
And you know what I actually feel bad for, Lauren?
No one talks about this.
Is like just because you don't stand with Ukraine does not mean that you stand with Putin.
And I think the reason why Slightly Offensive has always weathered the storm Dorm and Ben battle tested in terms of we don't go away is like there's a, there's a, for those that are afraid of the opinions of men, there's always this push for commentators and people to sort of take one end of the spectrum, right?
We either support Ukraine and then on the right wing, it's like the, oh, based, yeah, I support Putin, based, base.
Okay, look, dude, you can not stand with Ukraine and not be with Ukraine and also not stand with Putin, meaning you can understand Putin.
You can totally understand his provocation, but you can also be a Christian and not desire the conflict and the war and realize we're just going through another brother war.
White men killing white Christian men.
That's what's going on.
Just Christian white men killing each other.
And that's heartbreaking.
I don't like that.
Even if I can get it, like I get just as much Putin, you know, having a special military operation Ukraine as I do the Ukrainian boys fighting for their country, right?
I'm not blaming the individuals and people.
It's a complicated conflict, but I know that I don't want to be spending my money to prolong that, to push that.
We just pulled out of Afghanistan.
We just left the region.
Why are we always starting more wars?
The only regret I have in 2022 was not investing in Raytheon and Northrop Grumman in January because I've seen their stocks skyrocket because I should have known.
I mean, if there's any little inkling for a war, they're going to push for it.
But I love the fact how they say we're crazy because we don't want to fight in a war.
We're terrorists because we don't want people killing each other around the world.
And we're the radicals in the group because we want to de-escalate conflict.
And, you know, our generation has lived through years and years of war.
I think everybody, even including your listeners, remember exactly where they were on 9-11, what they were doing on 9-11, and what followed.
You know, we spent years and years at war after that tragic event.
We all watched our generation watch 3,000 people die on live television because they had it airing in all the schools and it just never got really much better than that.
I know for a fact that my generation doesn't want war.
I think we're sick and tired of it.
I know that people in this world are just sick and tired of conflict.
You know, we don't want any more people to die.
We don't want any more conflict.
It's been, it's just been, I mean, it's, it's a war on humanity.
Like you said, they're making us fight each other and kill each other.
The global elites, the people manipulating the chessboard have no, they don't care if we live or die.
They don't care if you send over 100,000 young American boys to die for a foreign country as long as it's within their interests, as long as it benefits them and their interests.
And, you know, I think that enough is enough.
And I think Republicans taking on this issue could actually implement change.
That might be why they won the House is because they made that promise and people overwhelmingly support us ending these brother Brother wars.
I don't want to see any more people die.
I want us, and I really honestly don't care what's going on in Ukraine and Russia.
It wasn't Putin who shut down my bank accounts and threw me on a domestic terrorist watch list.
That was the administration here in the United States of America.
Like, we have serious issues here in America that we need to address.
We have got to start putting Americans first.
And I don't think that's a controversial issue to take on is putting America first.
And I think one of the other issues that is something that getting people riled up is the idea from Reuters here that the U.S. is facing the biggest migrant surge in 20 years, says the Homeland Security, that it's the Homeland Security Secretary said on Tuesday that the Biden administration races to handle influx of children trying to cross the U.S.-Mexico border alone.
The number of attempted border crossings by people from Central America and Mexico has steadily increased since April 2020.
And most single adults and families are being turned away.
That's totally a lie.
Poverty, violence, and corruption in the Mexico and Northern Triangle, Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador have led people to seek a better life in the United States for years.
Conditions there have continued to deteriorate and two hurricanes made living conditions even worse.
Let's not talk about the fact that during the Cold War, we destabilized those regions.
And also the fact is, is that we've put out messages consistently and had to open borders on and off.
It's an inconsistent messaging that's brought this, but also it's the 1965 Immigration Act where we completely decided, you know, let's just throw into the trash what our forefathers thought.
And I want to defend this, that before Reuters or these people write a fact check on this or, you know, Elijah's racist like they always do.
Number one, Reuters, I got got, I caught Reuters in a sting spying on me before and they had to delete their profiles.
And I don't know if you know about that.
It was a huge thing.
They're like spying on me at the NRA and like recording my conversations and I got totally got them.
We blew the lid.
And I think that guy delete, they ended up deleting one of their journalists' Twitters for an entire year over that.
That was pretty crazy.
But I also want to point out the fact that our forefathers were not evil men.
They did not go, oh, we just want a white country because, you know, the whites are right and the blacks are bad.
That was not the purpose.
Okay.
These were God-fearing, quality men.
And of course, you had a slave trade going on.
If you want to say white people are bad for owning slaves, then you've got to hate the Jews too.
The Jews had a significant amount of proportion to their population, a significant amount of slave ownership.
Black people owned slaves.
One of the first major slave owners in the United States was a black man that bought slaves from a Jewish slave trader.
And the Arabs, let's just throw all the races in here.
The Arabs themselves were some of the largest traders in Africa spreading and capturing the slaves.
So white men are not this universally racist, bad people, because when they started a country, there were slaves in the country.
That was a universal worldwide thing.
And so when they started the country, let's throw aside they had slaves, so they were racist.
When they were making a country for white men or four people of their posterity or for people of their Christian religion, what they were doing was they were actually trying to make a country where people could have some sort of common ground.
And it was a country of the people, by the people, and for the people.
And it was done intelligently.
They didn't want a drug addict on the street voting.
They wanted people who owned land, right?
Because people just go over race.
They wanted people with land to vote.
They didn't want women to vote, not because they hated women, but because they wanted a society that was built in a structure where women had a provider and a protector and that they didn't need to vote, that they would come alongside and probably share the values of their husband.
Why would a woman need to vote?
Her and her husband have the same values.
They're united together.
Why would we have to have parties for blacks and whites?
Because it was a unified group of people.
Now, today, we think that somehow all the greatness of America, everything that we've developed into the powerful developments over the last several hundred years, we could rewrite everything in the last 50 years and that nothing was going to happen bad about this.
And one of those things was overturning immigration.
We pendulum swung the nation from being, okay, well, obviously other nationalities and ethnicities live here, especially after the Mexican-American War, right?
We purchased a certain amount of land.
Now you've got Mexicans.
We do have this issue.
We have, you know, black people are freed from slavery.
We brought them over.
I get it.
There's complications.
It's not an all-white country.
It was 93% white.
But the answer to that wasn't turning this into a hodgepodge of individuals.
And before I throw to you, Lauren, I'll say this, because this is not just a white country issue.
China has the same issue.
They're trying to do a one-China unification.
Look what they're doing to the Uyghurs.
When you have different groups, Muslims and communists and these people, it leads to suffering and chaos and destruction.
And so in the United States, that's what they want.
They want division.
They want that destruction.
They want that problem.
And they go, why doesn't China love the Uyghurs?
Well, because China doesn't want Muslims in China because it doesn't coincide with communism.
They don't want Christians in China.
The religion does not align with the direction they're going within their country.
And in our country, we don't have a direction anymore.
We don't even know where we're going.
So flooding the country with all these immigrants who just want handouts.
I mean, many of them are hardworking too, but who don't share our values, who don't share our culture.
This is problematic and this is continuing to further the issue.
And someone could take that out of context, but this is the same issue that is in every country.
And any country that allows unfettered immigration will collapse from the inside.
And like we were talking about before, it was the long game.
This goes all the way back to 1965.
They know that multicultural societies collapse.
This goes all the way back to the times of the Tower of Babel, where everybody tried to come together and build a building to prove that they were greater than God.
That is globalism, open borders.
And you know what God did?
He struck them down.
He separated man for every nation, different languages.
He made nations and he broke it up because man all together, different cultures, different thought beliefs, different societies, all in one is not good.
And that's not the way God intended it.
That is a globalist ideal is open borders and multiculturalism.
They made a way for them to open up these borders.
The Hart Seller Act was the worst thing to ever happen in American history.
You know, and every single year we've watched as more and more and more and more migrants come into our country.
They're not required to assimilate.
They build their own like little communities because they don't have to assimilate with the rest of America.
Now we have special programs for them in Spanish.
We have special programs for the Chinese.
You know, we don't have to assimilate to America and their values.
And that's how a country and nation falls.
You know, they don't vote according to their values too.
And in regards to women voting, you know, that was the worst thing that ever happened to America too.
Look at us now.
Women overwhelmingly vote on their emotions and their emotions.
And the liberals are very good at appealing to emotions.
Oh, look at these migrant children.
They have nowhere to go.
Look at this pregnant migrant woman.
She has nowhere to go.
We have got to open up our borders and give her cash assistance for the rest of her life here in America.
And women vote for that.
They vote to have weapons taken away, our Second Amendment rights taken away.
Women used to vote.
They used to not vote because their husband would make the choice for them.
Now, if just our husbands and landowners were voting, we'd be in a much better place than we are now.
We'd have closed borders, we'd have no infringements on our Second Amendment rights.
Red flag laws would be a thing of the past.
And we, as women, wouldn't be, you know, have such authority and power over who gets into elected office because we don't deserve it.
The way that women vote, it's been terrible.
I'm apologizing as a female voter for the rest of my fellow female voters because they are voting our country away.
And it is extremely dangerous because they vote based on their emotions.
They don't vote according to practicality or what's right.
Or, hey, you know, if we bring a million migrants into this country and give them each $100,000 a year in cash assistance for their family, like they don't think how that's going to destroy your nation.
While Americans are homeless, our American veterans, for example, homeless on the streets, opening our borders sparked a huge opioid epidemic.
Fentanyl overdoses are at a sky-high record than they've ever been.
And this is because we allowed foreigners into our country who don't care what happens to Americans.
They just care, they're here for economic reasons.
They're here to make money, send it back home.
So they don't care if they sell your kids lease drugs and they don't care if they sell them drugs with fentanyl in it and they could potentially die.
It's an economic opportunity for them.
And that is who we have allowed to come into our country because we have allowed them to play the long game.
If you look back to 1965, they had no idea that it would result in an opioid epidemic that, I mean, it's reached epidemic proportions with hundreds of thousands of people dying every single year.
Do you think they knew that back then?
No, but the left was playing the long game and they knew that flooding your country with migrants, a multicultural society, not forcing them to assimilate or share our values, they will vote in favor of the handout every single time.
And as a result, our country is becoming unrecognizable.
We have no identity.
We have no pride, really.
You know, these people stomp on our American flag.
They don't care.
They're here for economic reasons.
They're here to make money and then send it back to their family in foreign countries.
There are few of them.
There are some, you know, migrants come here legally.
They love America.
They learn English.
They assimilate.
God bless those migrants.
Those are the kind of migrants we want.
But we even have that problem with Indian workers, Indian tech workers.
They come here, they take American jobs, they undercut our wages, they send it home or they hang on to it and they build their own communities here.
And that also is a form of immigration that is destructive to America.
Immigration is, I think, the issue that Republicans need to run on, not only for safety reasons, but for national identity reasons.
But Republicans won't touch it.
That's why Donald Trump won in 2016, because he had the spine to say, hey, like we need to put a halt on all immigration.
We need to, they have to go back.
We have to build a wall.
They're pouring over our southern border.
They're killing people.
It's destroying our nation.
That's why Donald Trump was so effective in 2016.
Immigration matters.
Mass immigration is a globalist ideal.
And, you know, we as nationalists, I'm a nationalist.
Oops, sorry.
I'm a nationalist.
Donald Trump was a nationalist.
That's why it was so popular because that's what Republicans need to be running on.
I am so sorry.
I just ranted like crazy.
I'm very passionate about it.
I'm very passionate about immigration.
It matters.
And people don't realize that that is the issue that could make or break a country.
And guys, I want to remind you that if you're in the middle of trying to do better for yourself, you do love this country.
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Anyways, Lauren, these issues are so important.
And I do know that.
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We're trying, but we're out there.
Lauren, thank you so much for coming on.
I really appreciate it.
You've been an amazing guest.
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Thank you so much, Lauren, for watching.
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