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Nov. 4, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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C0VID Cult Did This to a 2-Year-Old BABY! Never Forget!

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elijah schaffer
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lauren witzke
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Because our two-year-old would not put on a mask and we tried.
I mean, I'm going to put a video on.
And they're sending all of our bags and Edeline's car seat to New York.
And we're banned off of United Forever because a two-year-old would not put on a mask.
lauren witzke
No wonder they want amnesty.
elijah schaffer
For those that are the blind viewers listening on audio-only podcasts, it's in another language.
But there is a two-year-old they're trying to force a mask onto her.
And she's not complying because she's a chuck.
She's a baby.
You don't do this to babies.
unidentified
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, we're almost ready to go.
So, please put away your carrier and items, including your large electronic devices like laptops.
Feel free to keep using it.
We're going to have to ask people to grab the balloons and the next door, but we've got to be getting a little commercial.
Why?
We're over here holding this mask on her face.
I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't go to the upstream.
And I took that opportunity on the random.
You see this?
I'm literally filming her face.
Do you guys do this all the time or what?
Like, what?
There's not compliance here.
This is compliance.
elijah schaffer
I'm literally holding it over my daughter's face.
unidentified
This is compliance right here.
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
We can't force her.
unidentified
She's literally holding it and she's crying.
We're going to do this to us.
Yeah?
Wow.
All right, let's go.
your jacket's okay lauren I'm enraged.
lauren witzke
So, you know, I'm mad all over again.
You know, now you see why they're asking for amnesty for what they have done.
We can't forget what they've done.
This happened.
This wasn't an isolated incident.
This happened a lot of times.
There was little toddlers and whole families who got thrown off the plane because they wouldn't muzzle their little babies.
It's very sick.
You know, no wonder they're asking for amnesty for what they have done.
But quote unquote, it's because they didn't know.
But, you know, there it is.
A steward, a stewardette, stewardess, whatever, a gay steward, you know, throwing a whole family off a plane, mistreating people just because they couldn't get a little two-year-old to comply.
It's pretty sick stuff.
You know, I almost forgot how sick this stuff was that they did back then.
And no wonder they're asking for amnesty now.
They're not asking for forgiveness because they're not sorry, but no wonder because shame on them for and we cannot forget what they did.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I want to talk about the rudimentary idea here that people act like they're not to be held responsible for what they did to us because nobody was saying anything.
We just didn't have the information.
And as Ben Shapiro famously said recently, after publicly calling me a dope, is oh, well, we didn't realize Pfizer and Moderna, some of the most corrupt pharmacological companies in the world, were dishonest.
I don't buy that.
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I made that.
unidentified
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That was a good one.
lauren witzke
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elijah schaffer
All right.
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lauren witzke
Who does Daily Wire?
Oh, Ben Shapiro.
unidentified
Yeah.
lauren witzke
Color me shocked.
Color me shocked.
Yeah, you know, I remember when Ben Shapiro did call you a dope and told you just to get the jab dopes.
And, you know, I'm feeling quite vindicated, especially now with everything coming out.
You know, a lot of us took a lot of heat in the beginning, you know, just for saying like the truth and being honest.
And, you know, it's kind of like, it's like a bittersweet vindication now because it's like, at what cost?
You know, we were right all along, but these people cost us everything.
You know, they disturbed childhood growth for years, you know, psychological damage.
Some businesses are never going to open ever again.
Teachers unions were horrible during that time, like absolutely horrible, acting like, oh my gosh, I can't go to work because, you know, my life is at risk.
My life is at risk.
I could die, blah, blah, blah.
You know, they were extra dramatic during that time.
You know, it's like now we look back and the world has changed.
You know, they talk about the new world order.
I remember in 2018, I remember them talking about, you know, the new world order.
And it seemed like such a distant concept.
And within a matter of two years, everything changed.
You're right, Elijah.
They tried to make it so we lost our humanity.
Many people held on to our humanity, but never in history has there been an illness or a sickness where we were taught to just completely lock away our family members, stay away from them, don't kill grandma, let grandma die alone in a nursing home because you could potentially get her sick.
You know, it was like they really did a good job on humanity in general.
And, you know, it's can't forget.
We can't forget.
We have to stay reminded about what they did because it's like, you know, it's this was just a testing round.
You know what I'm saying?
This is going to happen again.
This was a testing round, and they were got about 50% of the global population on board, 60% of the American population on board.
You know, the next round, it's going to be worse.
It is.
You know, it's going to be more severe.
You know, the rules are going to be worse.
It just was all planned from the beginning.
You saw it all over the news, the propaganda.
They even propagandized local news stations.
You know, my grandparents would watch local news and it was just COVID propaganda, COVID propaganda, all this stuff to the point where, like, you know, it's just evil.
It was vile.
It was orchestrated, but it's only just the beginning.
This was just round one.
It's going to happen again.
We can't forget.
We can't let other people forget either.
This is what they're capable of.
And we cannot let these people stay in control.
elijah schaffer
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Even North Korea launched dozens of rockets.
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