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After letting our family members die alone in cold rooms, separating us from our friends in hard times, keeping us from having funerals to mourn the dead, expanding the death rate of healthy young people, not letting us work, forcing children out of school, and masking babies they want us to forgive and forget? NEVER! This is a reminder of what they did and why we should not just "move on."
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With COVID-19 seemingly in the rearview mirror, we're all just passing by, acting like the last couple of years didn't happen.
You can almost be forgiven for not wanting to dwell on literally just how awful the lockdowns, mask mandates, social stigmas, and I don't know, human rights abuses were for nearly two years.
The American people suffered terribly.
Not from COVID itself.
I mean, that was just a thing of the past, but from the people that turned a molehill into a mountain.
There was a hell that surrounded it.
I mean, okay, let's step back for a second.
Today they're asking for amnesty, but do you remember the always-changing CDC recommendations that would contradict themselves?
I know I do.
Do you remember the incessant finger wagging from nurses and leftists telling us to wear your mask and get vaxxed?
Now, this is far from the worst of it.
Because if you don't remember, let me remind you.
Well, number one, they forced our children to cover their faces at school.
They also shut down the schools for months on end, permanently setting generations of people behind.
Like, there are children today that cannot speak, that should be speaking, because parents were retards and covered their mouths.
So the kids couldn't see their parents speaking.
And now they have dumb children.
Like, and we needed smart kids in our nation.
I don't know if you also remember how they tanked the world's economy, spawned the worst inflation scene in decades, and also, if you don't remember, how they prevented families from being with loved ones as they passed away.
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Amnesty.
You might have seen this article from The Atlantic.
They want amnesty.
That's what abusers are always asking for when they lose power.
But unfortunately for them, if you remember, there were thousands of people who committed suicide because of how bad their depression became during the COVID years.
Now, I certainly remember, and I have a feeling that you do too, because you should.
You should never forget the things that you went through.
I'm telling you right now, wherever you're sitting, wherever you're driving, it doesn't matter.
Try to take an account whenever you get home, even when we've put a pause on this, and write down some of the crazy things you never thought you would see or witness that the people put into action during the COVID years that we were put through as a nation.
Now, the people responsible for everything I just listed do not want you to remember.
It's like, please, please, please don't remember the fact that I literally killed your family members.
You know, I think my mom actually died partially from separation, anxiety, and isolation and cognitive decline because she was put into a hellhole during the initial lockdowns in 2020.
Not to mention Primetime 99, the pimp on a blimp ate steak and shrimp, was just on Tucker Carlson and said that his mom died because of the treatment they gave her that was never supposed to be used for COVID.
They killed our moms.
And they want you, they want me to simply forgive and forget.
Just move on with your life as if nothing ever happened.
Well, our main story today revolves around an article published earlier this week in The Atlantic entitled, Let's Declare a Pandemic Amnesty.
Now, the author states that we need to forgive one another.
And we need to, you know, not look in the past for what we did and said, even if we killed your friends and people died from suicide and drug overdoses, it's a new world.
It's 2022.
Get out of your shell and, you know, live a little because now you're allowed to legally.
Well, in other words, our leaders were apparently not at fault for robbing us of two years of our lives, permanently damaging our children and destroying Trump's economic boom because they didn't know any better.
Your crazy leftist neighbor down the road who didn't leave her house for 16 months and berated you for not wearing a mask in the shower is just going to be forgiven too.
You know, she didn't know any better either.
It's just shame old.
Pfizer was telling the truth.
As Ben Shapiro said, how did we know that big pharma would lie to us?
Well, sorry, buddy.
Sorry, buddy.
But I think we all knew better.
You could be forgiven for buying into the two weeks to stop the spread.
I'll be straight up with you guys.
I totally, you know, bought into the two weeks to slow the spread.
I believed it wasn't butter.
Can't believe it, but I eventually I believed it wasn't butter because it said it enough times.
So I realized it was false.
Initially, we all got a little duped.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 627 days in a row.
Holy shit, we've got ourselves a serious problem.
And we need tribunals.
We need military courts.
There certainly came a point where any rational person realized what was going on.
I'm sorry, but mask wearing did not stop the spread of COVID, as said by the CDC entirely, obviously.
But the point of the matter is they said it did.
And it was not a good idea to shut down schools and switch to online learning.
Kids are years behind in their education.
It was definitely not a good idea to claim that all of this was done in the name of science.
Science became like the word retarded.
It's like a curse word today.
Like, oh, are you into science?
It's like, yeah, you're an idiot.
When clearly the opposite was true, all along, our leaders, the most at fault for this, knew exactly what they were doing the entire time.
The saying goes, never let a good crisis go to waste.
And they certainly took full advantage, making billions and billions of dollars in the stock market from kickbacks, pharmaceutical companies, cashing in.
I mean, the richest in the country got much richer, like dozens of times richer during COVID while the rest of us were struggling to get by.
During the pandemic, if you dared to question the official CDC narrative, you would be punished, scorned, ridiculed.
Censorship was rampant here on YouTube, especially on Twitter, and the rest of the internet.
We've never fully recovered from telling too much truth during a time where lies were expected.
Not even the Spanish Inquisition could hold a candle to our own government's ability to squash dissent.
A recent document leaked from the Department of Homeland Security shows just how far the alphabet agencies are willing to go to control information.
They plan to eliminate anything deemed as toxic narrative by suppressing its reach on social media.
And we'll get into that later on in the show with Lauren Witzke, who joins us to talk about the intricacies of our government manipulating social media to suppress our free speech while amplifying their counter message.
Guys, we can't forgive.
We can't forget.
There's no one to forgive.
There's nothing to forget.
This isn't some person who made a mistake.
This is a systematic, coordinated, globalist assault on our ability, our freedom, and our rights.
Even the roof is falling apart right now in my room.
They said, bring down the roof.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's coming down.
Now, but on the serious note, in other words, the government and social media companies are actively controlling what stories you see and which stories get buried.
And CNN, MSNBC, do they care about this?
Of course not.
And many of us who frequently use sites like Twitter have long observed this trend happening in real time.
If a school shooter is white, you can expect the story to be plastered on every feed and news channel.
If the shooter were of any other color, like the black kid that was in Arlington, Texas, well, it just gets thrown under the rug.
Because black people killing each other, it's just a Tuesday in Chicago.
Likewise, we saw that during COVID, anything heretical to the official narrative was kept down, countered, or outright censored.
Even the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Now, evidently, the meaning of free speech to our wonderful leaders in D.C. actually means anything approved by Pfizer and the ADL.
Do you love boosters?
Do you love Israel?
Do you hate free speech?
Do you love the gays and butt sex?
Well, you can say and speak your mind as freely as you want, Dylan Mulvaney.
But if you're like me and, you know, maybe you do something else in your free time than sodomy, well, the world is no longer your place to call home.
And I don't seem to recall that being in the First Amendment, actually.
Frankly, I find it disgusting that our government, which is supposed to serve us, thinks that it knows what information we can and can't handle.
We shouldn't live in a society where our opinions are controlled from boardrooms in New York and ballrooms in D.C.
And what I find most despicable above all else is that the individuals who did so much damage during the COVID years get to not only walk away scot-free, but get to turn around and tell us we have no right to hold them accountable.
It's disgusting.
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Because, guys, we as a nation ought to demand that our elected leaders do not let the sins of the last few years go unpunished.
Because if these people, the Dr. Fauci's of the world, escape without any consequences, then they will do it again.
And when the next crisis shows up, they will be there, ready to give you orders, make millions and billions of dollars, and you're going to have to suck up the consequences.
When you want to hold them responsible, what are they going to say?
Hey, hey, I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
Which is their way of saying, I got caught.
So no, Dr. Fauci.
I'm not going to forgive you for what you did.
To the writer of this Atlantic article, I'm not forgetting.
I'm going to remember exactly what happened for the rest of my life, and I will take every opportunity I get to remind others of what was done to them.
Maybe one day we will at least see an ounce of justice served.
It's an important memory, and these stories are so critical that there's nobody I thought would be better to bring onto the show than Lauren Witzke, who's a good friend of Slightly Offensive, and of course, a commentator, a film producer, and basically all-around media mogul.
I'd like to welcome to slightly offensive Lauren Witzke here to talk about all the insanity, the request for us to forgive and forget all the atrocities that were implemented upon our families and our children.
And for many of us, seeing our loved ones die from a window or even from the other side of a wall, welcome back to Slightly Offensive Lauren Witzke.
Specifically, people know we've been moving in a direction that we want to hit these heart issues because, like someone commented, they said, when Elijah gets serious, you know, shit is getting real in the country.
And it is.
I want to bring this up with you right now.
If people are not familiar, The Atlantic, which is a pedophile-owned and run publication directly connected to the Epsteins.
People may not know that, but it's true.
So you know the kind of funding behind this.
They released an article.
You may have heard it before, but you're going to get a different perspective that says, let's declare a pandemic amnesty.
We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about COVID.
And before we even jump into that, Lauren, holy crap, the audacity, right?
What do you think about the idea of forgetting and forgiving the crimes against humanity?
So actually, I read through that article and I didn't see an apology there.
These people aren't sorry and they act like they were in the dark, but they were told: listen, if you lock down the country, drug overdose rates are going to skyrocket.
If you lock down the country and put masks on children, there's going to be psychological issues.
People are going to commit suicide.
Business owners, all these people are going to lose everything if you continue to shut down the country and act the way you're acting.
They knew, and they still did it anyway.
So this is them trying to avoid accountability.
Hey, listen, we're just going to say we were in the dark.
We didn't know.
We had no idea that this would happen.
No, actually, there were people that it seemed that they enjoyed it.
You know, those Karens that enjoyed telling kids to put a muzzle on themselves.
That neighbor, you know, who lives in her white-gated community, yelling at everybody because they're not wearing a mask when walking around.
You know, it's like they almost enjoyed it, especially white liberal women.
They were the main problem during that time because they took the opportunity to boss people around and tell them what to do.
And they just loved it, loved every second of it.
So this isn't like an apology.
What this is is, oh my gosh, please don't hold me accountable for what I did.
And you know, what was crazy about the author of this, Emily Oster, is that I resurfaced tweets from her back in 2020 calling us crazy, saying that she thought that we should institute vaccine mandates to not let people work, to not let people fly to see their family or get on buses.
And so, look, for lack of better words, I'm sorry, bitch, but no.
Okay.
We're not going to forgive and forget because these people ruined our lives.
I want to read this point from her where she says, In April of 2020, with nothing else to do, my family took an enormous number of hikes.
We all wore cloth masks that I made myself.
We had a family hand signal with the person in the front would use it if someone was approaching on the trail and we needed to put on our masks.
Once when another child got too close to my four-year-old son on a bridge, he yelled at her, social distancing.
These precautions were totally misguided.
In April 2020, no one got the coronavirus from passing someone else hiking.
Outdoor transmission was vanishingly rare.
Our cloth masks made us out, were made out of old bandanas, wouldn't have done anything anyway.
I was actually flying when the mask mandates got lifted on the planes.
And it was, you know, nobody wanted to wear them.
But however, speaking of people that enjoyed bossing people around, it was the stewardesses.
They were the absolute worst.
Like, even if it just slipped down a little bit, they took great pleasure, especially like the gay, like super like flamboyant male stewardesses or stewards.
No, so it's a grandma again, a grandma getting arrested.
And I love the fact, too, the irony of it is the police always wore the neck gators.
And while we know that none of the masks were doing much to do anything at all, if anything, making things worse, in retrospect, they even said that the mouth, the math, the gators that the police wore actually extended and compressed the particles that were coming out of the mouth and would send them further out into the air.
And so the mouth gators or neck gators were actually increasing transmission, not reducing it.
So what a beautiful experience we all had where the police, you can get arrested for not wearing a mask.
Like as if your breasts are showing or you pulled your balls out.
I mean, it was, never forget, it was a crime against humanity to have a mask go below your nose.
You were killing grandma if you decided that, hey, I don't need to wear this mask when I'm outdoors.
Like that lady said in the article that she was hiking and they'd wear masks and they'd have an alert system set up so where they walked by or other people were coming while they were outside.
They had to pull their masks up.
It was complete delusion.
That's the thing.
And let's not forget the psychological issues that it left on children.
You know, a lot of kids now, there was a journalist recently who was a very pro-mask.
She was an Asian.
I forgot her name, but she, it was a big deal because she came out and said that her child had severe psychological issues after spending, you know, that whole two years with the mask on her child's face.
And I love the fact of the victims of this always were like an old man or a grandma or somebody who was like, look, dude, look, I fought on the beaches of Normandy.
I'm not putting a mask on my face against a 99.99% survival rate.
I mean, realistically speaking, I've had RSV.
If people don't know what that is, it's a transmissible virus that primarily is brought between children, primarily because they touch their buttholes and wipe their eyes and they're just gross.
But we love them, but they're gross.
And it's transferred to humans.
Now, that is much worse disease.
We barely developed a vaccine for that, which I don't believe is real.
But look at this, look at this instance of these people fighting like they lost their humanity.
And that's the key part about this that people need to remember and respect is that they pitted us against each other.
They created a black and a white narrative, an us versus them.
There was the vaccinated and the unvaccinated.
And because they had a harder time proving the that status, one of the most fundamental things that they did have in all of this, though, was the masked and the unmasked.
And if you weren't wearing a mask, you were trying to kill people.
And there was always that fat chick that was always like, uh-uh-uh, like you were in kindergarten.
Above your nose, it goes as above your noses.
And you're like, it was the Disney adult, rudimentary, infantile person who was trying to force their life.
And it's like, look, ho, lose 30 pounds and maybe I take you into an account.
You don't even take care of your own hair, your own face, and you're using a mask as an excuse to cover yourself.
Listen to this.
This is absolutely crazy.
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Because our two-year-old would not put on a mask.
And we tried.
I mean, I'm going to put a video on.
And they're sending all of our bags and Edeline's car seat to New York.
were banned off of united forever because a two-year-old would not put on a mask no wonder they want amnesty
For those that are the blind viewers listening on audio-only podcasts, it's in another language, but there is a two-year-old they're trying to force a mask onto her, and she's not complying because she's a child.
She's a baby.
You don't do this to babies.
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You know, now you see why they're asking for amnesty for what they have done.
We can't forget what they've done.
This happened.
This wasn't an isolated incident.
This happened a lot of times.
There were little toddlers and whole families who got thrown off the plane because they wouldn't muzzle their little babies.
It's very sick.
You know, no wonder they're asking for amnesty for what they have done.
But quote unquote, it's because they didn't know.
But, you know, there it is.
A steward, a stewardette, stewardess, whatever, a gay steward, you know, throwing a whole family off a plane, mistreating people just because they couldn't get a little two-year-old to comply.
It's pretty sick stuff.
You know, I almost forgot how sick this stuff was that they did back then.
And no wonder they're asking for amnesty now.
They're not asking for forgiveness because they're not sorry, but no wonder because shame on them.
And I want to talk about the rudimentary idea here that people act like they're not to be held responsible for what they did to us because nobody was saying anything.
We just didn't have the information.
And as Ben Shapiro famously said recently, after publicly calling me a dope, is oh, well, we didn't realize Pfizer and Moderna, some of the most corrupt pharmacological companies in the world, were dishonest.
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You know, I remember when Ben Shapiro did call you a dope and told you just to get the jab dopes.
And, you know, I'm feeling quite vindicated, especially now with everything coming out.
You know, a lot of us took a lot of heat in the beginning, you know, just for saying like the truth and being honest.
And, you know, it's kind of like, it's like a bittersweet vindication now because it's like, at what cost?
You know, we were right all along, but these people cost us everything.
You know, they disturbed childhood growth for years, you know, psychological damage.
Some businesses are never going to open ever again.
Teachers' unions were horrible during that time, like absolutely horrible, acting like, oh my gosh, I can't go to work because, you know, my life is at risk.
My life is at risk.
I could die, blah, blah, blah.
You know, they were extra dramatic during that time.
You know, it's like now we look back and the world has changed.
You know, they talk about the new world order.
I remember in 2018, I remember them talking about, you know, the new world order, and it seemed like such a distant concept.
And within a matter of two years, everything changed.
You're right, Elijah.
They tried to make it so we lost our humanity.
Many people held on to our humanity, but never in history has there been an illness or a sickness where we were taught to just completely lock away our family members, stay away from them, don't kill grandma, let grandma die alone in a nursing home because you could potentially get her sick.
You know, it was like they really did a good job on humanity in general.
And, you know, it's can't forget.
We can't forget.
We have to stay reminded about what they did because it's like, you know, this was just a testing round.
You know what I'm saying?
This is going to happen again.
This was a testing round.
And they were got about 50% of the global population on board, 60% of the American population on board.
You know, the next round, it's going to be worse.
It is.
You know, it's going to be more severe.
You know, the rules are going to be worse.
It just was all planned from the beginning.
You saw it all over the news, the propaganda.
They even propagandized local news stations.
You know, my grandparents would watch local news and it was just COVID propaganda, COVID propaganda, all this stuff to the point where, like, you know, it's just evil.
It was vile.
It was orchestrated, but it's only just the beginning.
I find it to be interesting that in the midst of people being like, oh, well, COVID's over, okay, let's just go up to the north to Canada, right?
Canada, as I mentioned in the last episode, was that the five eyes are good indicators of what's going to happen in the United States.
The UK, New Zealand, Australia, Canada, and I would even include Israel.
I think I might have said that maybe twice, who knows why, but also the United States, where sort of this conglomerate of you can sort of look to the intelligence and war communities in each of the countries.
Now, we do know that there's some of those countries that are less susceptible to public criticism, and that's for whatever reason.
You know, you would know that if you're up to no good, then you probably wouldn't want to be publicly criticized because then you could be found out.
However, some of the other countries are a little more blatant and it's not a problem to, let's say, scrutinize Canada because it's cool to hate on white people.
And Canada is a traditionally white country.
That being said, shout out to all the based Punjabs and based Sikhs.
I'm not even joking, though, that were all out there on the convoy protests out in Canada.
That was like all the based Indian and freaking Sikh truck drivers.
No, and I know that for a fact because I always tell people that too.
Like, I'll have a really good, you know, I'll find an alternative platform like Telegram, which you can follow me, t.me slash slightly offensive.
Lauren Witzke is also on there as well.
You can find the link in the description.
But you go out there and you try to go and then you have all these random Anon accounts posting swastikas and all this stuff because why?
It's because, well, it's against Telegram's terms of service to be posting what they call hate imagery.
I don't invent these terms.
You can shoot the messenger.
It's just what they call it.
And then they come in and they try to co-opt and so that a social media site like Daily Beast or a scam artist like BuzzFeed will come in and go, oh, look, Elijah's a Nazi.
Oh, look, Lauren Witsky's a Nazi.
There's swastikas.
And it's like, they're not even our followers.
We don't even know who that is.
Our followers are much more intelligent, smarter people.
They don't even do that stuff as a joke because they understand the severity of what's going on in the world and how that we need to approach this.
We can't sit around just dicking around when we have places like Canada as mentioned earlier that you think is letting go of their COVID policies, but just banned handguns.
The import and the sell of handguns is implementing a digital ID system.
And I bring that up genuinely.
They're pushing a digital ID system, testing it from the World Economic Forum out of Davos.
Klaus Schwab has them testing this digital ID.
We talked about with Maria Z from Australia on the last episode.
But it's like they're just preparing for the next attack, for the next brutality.
They've eased off because they saw where they were weak.
And, you know, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say this on YouTube, but, you know, the mark of the beast system, it's right there in the Bible.
It's real.
I believe that this was, I don't believe like any of the stuff that they'd actually like implemented, like the mandates or anything were like mark of the beast.
However, I think this was a test run.
I think it was round one.
And we don't know what's, you know, what they have in store for us next.
You know, and they're slowly but surely taking away our rights, making things illegal to say, but they can't technically make them illegal.
So they figured out other ways to do it.
So, you know, they track your, like they track what you're looking at, researching what you're saying, and then they punish you in other ways, like as in they shut down your bank accounts.
I had my bank account shut down.
Wells Fargo shut it down after I had the audacity to run for office in 2020.
I was in 17 hours away from my home.
I had one card.
I didn't have a lot of money.
It's not like I had a ton of money in the bank and I was like potentially could plot any.
No, they just took my money and shut me down.
And I had to have my mom wire me money out in Florida.
And I was 17 hours away from my home.
And it was just, you know, they figure out other ways to punish you.
They're using the corporations.
They're weaponizing corporations to enforce laws that they can't enforce themselves because they're protected by the United States Constitution.
One being freedom of speech.
You know, we can't take away your speech, but we can weaponize the court system against you.
We can weaponize the banking system against you.
There's like plenty of, there's a plethora of other ways for them to punish us for speaking out in ways that they don't like.
It says, shockingly enough, you have to check this out.
Digital ID is coming to Canada, bringing with it a host of questions and even some concerns from privacy advocates.
Many provinces and the federal government have launched digital ID initiatives to simplify and secure access to government services.
They regard digital ID as an essential part of transforming service delivery in the digital era.
Statistics indicate that the public is overwhelmingly supportive of digital ID.
Still, these initiatives have their critics.
And I love when they post the fact of their assaults on our liberty, right?
That their last siege, we should forgive and forget.
They may have taken the Alamo once and killed our fellow men.
You know how many people they literally killed with the lockdowns?
More people, I believe, young people, than died from any other type of source.
And you can connect the dots.
The amount of people that came in from fentanyl, you know, because there was a lack of proactive policing and we have this new organized fentanyl crime network going on.
It is so funny that they go, oh, you're the ones who were mad because, you know, you're a critic of digital ID.
No, we're a critic of police states.
We're a critic of totalitarian countries, of tyrannical governments, having a kill switch, a shutoff switch to exit us out of the economy.
And then they go, aren't you a conspiracy theory?
You go, no, fuck you.
I lived in 2020.
I lived in 2021.
Don't call me an extremist.
Don't call me a right-wing nutjob.
Don't call me any of these things that you think a conspiracy theorist is going to label me.
It's going to demoralize me because those days of being demoralized by name calling are over.
I see your trickery.
I know what's going on.
It's not enough to focus on one country.
It's not just happening in Israel.
It's not just happening in Australia.
It's not just happening in the United States.
This is a global connection from Lula winning the presidency, winning in Brazil.
They are interconnecting and establishing a degradation of sovereignty among countries and creating an interconnected state.
They want a global currency, a global ID, and a global kingdom that will be set up on the Temple Mount.
It's predicted in Revelation.
And if there's any way the world's going, I don't think there's any reason to argue with that.
Yeah, and you know, they'll try to say, you're crazy.
You're a crazy conspiracy theorist.
That's simply not true.
I mean, the word of God is eternal.
He kind of lays it out there as a warning to Christians, like, hey, be on the lookout because when this starts happening and you start seeing this, you will know that you're in the end of days.
You know, digital ID is just a pathway.
You know, it's implementing policies that will eventually end with market-based system where, hey, you can't even go out to eat or go grocery shopping without getting your passport or your digital ID.
You know, it's ingrained inside you.
You know, I don't know if that's going to be how it goes, but I know that we, I'm having a look at the times.
I'm watching these global leaders get lined up.
You know, this isn't a joke, folks.
You know, it's really happening.
You know, they just ousted Bolsonaro and he won every district except for one.
And it was the most corrupt district.
There was a lot of money.
They were buying votes.
There was a lot going on there.
But, you know, now there's, you know, they're putting their people into place.
It's like chess, you know, and they're preparing.
And, you know, like I said before, the New World Order seemed like such a foreign concept back in 2018.
That changed so quickly.
And, you know, it was amazing how quickly it changed.
I think maybe Donald Trump had a little something to do with that, where they were so pissed off that we, the people elected somebody.
You know, they took out their revenge on us.
And it could be that.
I could just be, you know, but I felt like he started a fire in we the people.
Whether you like him or not, the movement that he started was real.
And, you know, and it just seems like they're removing the ones they don't like and they're establishing the ones they do like.
And, you know, we are reading the book of, like you read the book of Revelations and it talks about the times, you know, the plagues, the rumors of wars, the wars, the food shortages, that kind of thing.
I think one of the stories I want to talk to you about too then is developing here.
People might have heard these stories.
Maybe you didn't.
But here it's slightly offensive.
We want to make sure that we give a few days to know the totality of what's occurring.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you might not have noticed that documents were leaked specifically and obtained by a far-left outlet, one that co-sponsored the riots in 2020.
Now, if you think that you can co-sponsor riots from Antifa and find political justification, but then you're alarmed by the leaks that are coming from the government, these must be pretty damn serious.
I mean, it didn't surprise me, not one bit, because I probably could have assumed that they were doing this.
But what they also did was they fast-track submissions from social media companies.
Like the government was able to say they saw a post they didn't like.
They fast-tracked that to the social media companies to have it taken down, whether it was about the war in Ukraine or it was about the Afghanistan withdrawal.
It wasn't just like COVID, the origins of COVID, which actually later we found out to be correct, reportedly correct.
Yeah, that was, and it was true, you know, and it was just they weaponized the digital era against us, you know, like they're going to do with the digital ID.
And it comes as no surprise to me that they'd be capable of doing this.
However, you know, this isn't a free country anymore.
This isn't, certainly, isn't the country that I've grown up in.
And, you know, how long have they had this kind of technology?
You know, I don't believe, like, yeah, that email got linked.
You know, it's just kind of a sign of what's ahead in the beginning.
But, you know, they're just getting started.
They've had this technology for years.
They've been like, you know, spying on us forever.
But, you know, it all started also, I think, with the Patriot Act.
You know, how come there isn't a president or a politician who is running on repealing and challenging the Patriot Act?
We are being spied on and they are taking advantage of it.
And it's never come to an end.
It just kind of kept going.
You know, at the time after 9-11, people were scared.
Really poor decisions were made during that time, but we can reverse that.
You know, that doesn't have to be permanent.
Things are changing in America quickly.
And, you know, I think the first legislator to challenge the Patriot Act or the first president to repeal it, you know, or runs on of repealing it is going to win because we, the people, have had enough.
If you didn't hear about this, to give you a little background, the Department of Homeland Security is quietly broadening its effort to curb speech it considers dangerous.
An investigation by the Intercept had found that years of internal DHS memos, emails, and documents obtained via leaks and ongoing lawsuits, as well as public documents, illustrate an expansive effort by the agency to influence tech platforms.
The work, much of which remains unknown to the American public, came into clear view earlier this year when DHS announced a new disinformation governance board.
A panel designed to police misinformation, which is already a fake word, by the way.
False information spread unintentionally, disinformation, false information spread intentionally, and malinformation, factual information shared typically out of context with harmful intent, particularly that threatens U.S. interests.
That's very key.
While the board of widely ridiculed immediately scaled back and then shut down within a few months, or other initiatives, you remember her, the girl that was in charge of that, was a massive conspiracy theorist spreading lies about COVID, and they were going to put her in charge of the governance board.
Anyway, other initiatives are underway as DHS pivots to monitoring social media now that its original mandate, the war on terror, has been wound down.
And to extrapolate a little bit further, just so you know, the U.S. government had created open portals with websites like Facebook, Reddit.
I didn't see Twitter noticed on, I mean, noted, but they might have already pulled that.
I was thinking, Lauren, because of the move with Musk, they might have preemptively already closed those portals before Musk obtained ownership.
And also with the U.S. Treasury Department trying to investigate whether Musk can really take over Twitter.
I'm not one of those ones putting my hope in Elon.
I like pushing the Elon stuff just because I like pissing off the libs.
I'm not really confident that he's going to be some bastion of hope in the world of free speech, but I do.
It's fun to annoy people.
Anyway, this is the biggest story ever that came from a left-wing outlet.
And none of the key journalists who are far leftists, who have wrote negative articles even about me and the show, have been interviewed on CNN or MSNBC to talk about the greatest intel leak that the United States government is co-opting private corporations to silent American speech on key critical and controversial issues.
And yeah, like you said just now, the corporations are the one putting the hammer down because the U.S. government can't do it itself because it violates the United States Constitution.
So they found a way to go around it.
And that's by corporations.
Corporations also have political packs like Microsoft, Pfizer, you know, and it's a way for them to donate back to politicians for their campaigns, their reelection campaigns, and then they return the favor.
Why do you think Kevin McCarthy, who wants to be House Speaker, should Republicans take back the House, he wants, you know, he talks about big tech censorship.
Lindsey Graham talks about big tech censorship.
However, one of their number one donors is linked to big tech.
You know, I think Lindsey Grahams, he's been donating, like, Pfizer has been donating to him for years, years and years.
You know, of course, he wasn't going to speak up against mandates or protect our military or anything because he's beholden to this corporation because the corporations have political packs and they donate money.
So you can't count on legislators protecting you because they're bought out by the corporations that they are weaponized, that the government is now weaponizing against American citizens who may dissent from the normal narrative.
And, you know, it's true.
And, you know, it's they're using these corporations as a weapon and it's what they're doing.
And I want to end with this last quote here from the article, which is so alarming.
It said the Department of Homeland Security was able to justify their goals of shutting down the free speech of Americans, which, by the way, I feel vindicated, Lauren, because sometimes people think as online, you know, we're creators or influencers or these horrible phrases that come out, you know, which really turn things menial.
That's like, oh, you're just complaining because you're not making millions and you're just complaining because your content's not good enough.
It's like, no, we're not influencers.
We're not like creators.
We're trying to get alternative information out, okay, to as many people as possible.
People go, well, Tucker cover this.
Not everyone has cable and not everyone's going to watch Fox.
YouTube is the largest, second largest search engine in the world.
And the internet is accessible in almost every country.
And all these videos can be found by people who are seeking them.
And the powers that be know that.
And they understand that this information in the hands of the wrong people could lead to an uprising.
And so when we complain, hey, like a good example is, is like, I'll be like, hey, my YouTube channel is thwarted.
It's like the videos will lose subscribers.
I press launch on a video and I lose subscribers.
And people go, aha, it's because your videos aren't, you know, no one likes them.
And I go, isn't that weird though?
I launched this video on Facebook and I gain a thousand followers.
I launch it on Instagram.
I gain 500 followers.
I launch it on Twitter, gain hundreds of followers.
Every other platform, I can launch the same content and it does well.
But on one platform, it goes nowhere.
Even certain reels, I'll put them on TikTok even, get 2 million views, and on YouTube, get 800 views.
And you go, that's so interesting that why would YouTube be trying to thwart Elijah?
Well, it's not me.
It's the stories that we cover here.
It's the stories that you cover.
It's the stories that Stu Peter covers.
It's the integral information that wakes people up, red pills them that they don't want out.
And when you see this, that the Department of Homeland Security looks at domestic people like you and me as terrorists who are exacerbating terrorism.
What is terrorism to them?
It's anything that questions their narrative, anything that questions their power hold, anything that the deep state can do to hold on to information and control.
We're a threat to them.
And so it's not about limiting certain influencers and creators.
It's about cutting the public off from information, doing away with funding for programs so that you can't expand, so that your reach can't grow, so that you can't reach new people.
That's why we have to work together.
That's why you guys got to support ElijahSchaefer.locals.com and join the movement.
You've got to be with us for this pressure that's upon us to not succeed because we know what the government's doing.
And Lauren, you know that.
So I want to give you the last words here on this.
What do we do now that we have it exposed that our federal government has weaponized private corporations to silence us, not just in our speech, but in our civil liberties and our freedoms in general?
However, you know, Gab, for example, has a whole marketplace of young, not young, just young, but like Christian businesses that popped up.
And, you know, they produce the same products.
Yeah, it may cost like a couple dollars more because it's made in America, but, you know, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make to stop feeding the beast.
And that's what we do when we purchase things from corporations that hate us.
You know, the fact that we're a customer doesn't change the fact that they hate the words we say.
You know, they don't care.
They still want you to shut up.
And, you know, that's a good way that that's a good place to start.
You know, building our own networks, building our own societies, an economy, a society separate from the mainstream because, you know, I don't think these people can be negotiated with.
You know, that Atlantic article was them trying to, you know, have amnesty from the things they've done.
But I don't see myself ever like negotiating with a person like that or partnering with a person like that.
I think they pretty much destroyed that bridge, burned it.
It's done.
So build your own parallel economy, build your own networks.
Networking is really important as well.
Get with your people.
Find your tribe because everybody needs a tribe and people you trust and build from there.
Whatever it is you want to do, if you want to start a media company or if you want to be a show host or if you want to make arts and crafts or whatever, find your tribe, people that want you to be successful and build it yourself because you can do it.
And a lot of people lost everything during COVID.
A lot of business owners lost everything during COVID.
Get with those people, support them, rally behind them, encourage them and buy their products, that kind of stuff.
A lot of these companies took a lot of hits during COVID and we have to rebuild together.
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Anyway, thank you so much to my guests today.
Lauren Whitzke, I really appreciated you coming on and talking about this.
You did have your link on the screen, but for those that are audio only that are subscribing to the podcast, don't forget to download at Spotify, Apple iTunes, Google Play, Audible.
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Thank you so much for doing that and to all of the SOBs.
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