Aug. 7, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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In fact, I'm with some of my least favorite people in the world to make matters worse.
It's hot outside.
The people in the room are not.
Minus the girl who's here.
Of course, I have to introduce.
You know, we're really going downhill.
I read a comment that said, this show's going downhill.
Concurred, because Corner Black Garrett's back on the show.
Hey, what's up?
I'm ready to get messed up.
I don't even have one.
What are you even here?
Did you even get one?
Did you even do you even?
All right, whatever.
Yeah.
We also, so Corner Black, we're here in the studio.
We are supposed to be professionals and producers, and we're always fashionably late because we give the people what they want when they need it, not when it's supposed to be happening.
Not when we schedule it.
No, never, never.
And we also have in the studio from Frontlines Powered by Turning Point USA, Drew Hernandez.
What's good?
He's always a late blow.
At least it's not early.
At least it's not early.
It's a delayed on.
I'm a little delayed.
I'm a little retarded.
I'm just going to be honest.
He's the only one who doesn't even drink.
It still gets the whiskey popper.
You know what I'm saying?
It's still a little.
We also have in the studio for the first time on slightly offensive Flaudzilla.
Woo!
Oh!
That was done nice.
That was a little aggressive.
It's not ironic.
This is the black guy's popper that works the best.
We had to make sure.
We had to make sure.
I know.
So let's just start by saying, let's just.
My mic is off.
Oh, your mic is muted?
Racism.
You're number two.
Racism.
And I'm pretty hot.
There we go.
All right.
Are you in, Flan?
Yep.
Oh, there he is.
Yeah, no, he's in.
He's in.
He's in.
And he's hot.
Okay, can you turn all of our levels one and two down a little bit?
Just turn it down a little bit.
All right.
You bring him on for the first time and he's got to work.
Is that better?
Is that better?
Wow.
Yeah, we're good.
Don't go down a little more, come down a little more.
Come better.
Come down a little more.
Oh, yeah.
Keep going.
Number two.
Okay.
Oh, there we go.
Now we made it.
We made it.
We made it.
We're making him work.
Let's just start by saying this.
So, Drew, you were at CPAC.
CPAC is very gay.
I honestly, it is.
It was a conservative summit that just happening in Dallas, which is why you're here, because we obviously don't have the budget to bring you in legitimately.
But CPAC is like pretty stupid.
You were saying that it's kind of sad to watch, though, the way everyone's kind of boomers get excited to lose again.
I mean, the energy was kind of low, you know, if I'm being honest right now.
But I just think what's happening right now culturally is I think people are kind of sick of like the same talking points, like, hey, hoorah, yes, let's take back America, but you know, we're not really doing anything to actually do that.
So I think right now people are kind of calling for a little more action right now.
So, I mean, that was my experience at CPAC.
It just seemed, you know, kind of whatever.
Did anyone even go?
Did you go, Flan?
To CPAC?
Why not?
Because I was.
We can't hear you at all.
Hey.
Hey.
There we go.
Now he's in.
Oh, we can hear him.
We can hear him.
A little more.
Okay.
Okay.
It's called a sound check, boys.
We'll do it next time before we start the show.
Am I better than I?
Yeah, you're looking good.
15 minutes late.
So then do his sound.
Yeah, we couldn't even do a sound check.
No, no, no, no.
I started 40 minutes late.
I don't even get to have a drink yet.
I'm like, this is bad.
No, but you didn't go because that's kind of gay.
I do want to sell it.
That's not my thing.
And you didn't, did you go?
Well, you live here.
Why didn't you go?
Hell no.
I'm not going to one of those.
I never want to be caught dead in one of those things.
Why?
You don't want a monkeypox?
Drew.
Hey.
That's okay.
Yeah, I don't want the monkeypox.
I'm trying to avoid that.
I do.
Okay, let's just jump into some of this stuff here.
Let me remind you guys that we are going to read number one, ghetto chats.
We call them ghetto chats here because we're demonetized.
So we can't, we're not cool enough to get super chats.
And then when I'm looking to remonetize the channel, we like to remonetize and they're like, all right, you got to like, we're going to delete like 40 of your videos.
And then they gave me two strikes.
They age restricted six of my videos.
It hasn't been going well.
Let's just say the process of getting this channel remonetized backfired tremendously.
So Elijah's like a ghetto.
I'm like, I'm going to get a panhandler at the southern border.
Yeah.
All right, Jones, if you want to keep, go right here.
Put on my screen.
He's like, hey there.
My little Elijah Schaefers.
Would you like to sing it?
Super chat.
Send a super chat.
Get a chat to Elijah Shabers.
That's Venmo.
That's Venmo.
Or if you click the link in the description, there's actually a legit way to give money and you can actually.
You look like you're in a confession.
I should be.
Should I put that back up?
I want to say American Space.
Why is that your picture on Venmo?
I was like, I was young.
Where is this?
LA.
That's in downtown Los Angeles.
Are you wearing a Cowboy hat?
That explains why it's okay.
Are you wearing a Cowboy?
That was at a Monkey Pox test facility.
I was in a Monkey Pox cocoon before it broke.
That's how I was born from a Monkey Pox seed.
Do you remember what I said a couple months on the show, a couple months ago?
Yeah.
I said homosexuals could potentially be bioweapons.
You didn't go!
Oh, my God.
Dude, stop talking.
Hey!
Hey, I'm just saying.
I'm just, hey, I was just a little ahead of the curve.
Can I say this though?
Be careful.
Be careful what you wish for.
Things are pretty bad.
I did leave California on purpose, though, because if you look at this, if you go to my screen, Brian, I don't know if it should be up.
Yeah, from Breitbart News, Governor Gavin Newsome, who's running for president, I believe, in 2024, actually signed a bill.
He signed it, actually.
It's reducing penalties for sodomy with minors in the middle of the monkeypox pandemic.
Cornerback Garrett?
Wow, it's kind of crazy that he would do that and still lock down everybody.
I went to San Diego Comic-Con, and they were completely like, you have to wear a mask, you have to do tests, you have to be vaccinated and everything.
And that's fine, though.
You can totally do that.
No 15 days to stop spread for that.
No.
Dude, stop spreading those cheeks, you know?
15 days.
Stop spreading cheeks.
Dude, did you see the no more monkeypox and AIDS and HIV?
All you have to do is just not have sex for like a weekend.
Just try.
Just try it.
Who?
Who should not have sex for a weekend?
People.
Like, what kind of people?
Older people.
It's a national emergency.
My nana, she's like 83.
Like, am I?
I'm worrying about the monkeypox.
I'm like, Elijah, should I be concerned?
I'm like, well, I don't even want to tell you where it comes from because I feel like I'd be committing a sin.
When you can't tell your grandma where a disease comes from, she's probably not at risk for it.
Don't tell me that anymore.
You make me nervous.
Do you remember South Park predicted this, though?
I always thought you were one of those ladies, Elijah.
Oh, man.
It's true.
You know, it's actually kind of nice.
Now, at least there's like, it doesn't matter if you sound homo like myself.
It's just like, you just be like, hey, you can ask your friend.
Like, instead of being like, yo, you gay?
You just say, hey, could you take this test real quickly?
Swap their mouth.
If it comes back positive for monkeypox, you don't worry.
The voice is not the measure anymore.
I have box.
I have been wondering where Antifa's been.
You know, I think everyone in the chat is like, where's Antifa?
Where have they been?
They probably all have monkeypox.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
And they're just in there.
They switched from like physical violence to sores all over their mouths.
No, it's now they're back in the closet.
They're back in the closet and they're scared because they don't want to be seen with a bunch of sores all over their mouths.
I've seen a few videos of people saying that they have it and they're just being proud of it right now.
Did you also see Flaude?
That's crazy.
I love.
Okay, can we just give shout outs to Andy No, who like Andy No, and you know, he just goes like he puts these things and this is why like Twitter, it's like he goes, graphic warning, but that's just the image already on your timeline.
And it's like, graphic warnings, like, well, that's the warning was that I just saw about, and he blurs out like half the cock.
Like, he goes like the shaft up.
Yeah, and then it's a chef.
I'd rather see the chef than see everything around that's not blurred.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
Andy No, why do you do this to my eyes?
He's like, it's like he blurs out the dick and then it's like the lower end of the shot, the bass, and then the crotch, and it's just full of like oozing sores, and it looks like the dick's about to fall off.
And I'm like, this, you, it's an unsolicited blue waffle.
Yes.
It's on my timeline.
I don't want that.
I like, but I never understand that.
Like, I do like, and like, and the things he posts are so extremely, I love him, by the way.
But like, then the next one was like, graphic warning.
And I look, I'm like, this woman, and it's like, woman was shot in the face.
She's like, record selfie video.
And I'm like, it's people's dicks falling off.
A woman shot in the face.
Another Asian person getting beat up by one of Flaude's cousins.
And it's just like, and it's like, and that's all his timeline is.
I'm like, damn, bro, the world's pretty effed up.
It actually is.
Yeah, Andy's on.
He's on a good one right now.
I know, but like.
But like, this is what I think is funny about California: there was a show called Californication, and it was supposed to be a joke.
But then they keep, right?
We already, San Francisco Sodomy with a minor, which is called rape, by the way, was already reduced in penalty if you're gay.
So gays, it's like, oh, yeah, being gay is the future, but also we need to lower paranormal rape.
There is no future.
There is no future because they cannot repopulate.
They want to contract diseases and act like martyrs.
This community is advocating to mutilate the genitals of children.
They want to abort all babies.
So like this Sodom and Gomorrah community has no future.
They'll just take themselves out.
Facts.
Because if you just let that continue to happen, it's not biologically possible for them to have a future in society because they'll just take themselves out with their lifestyle.
Why do you think they're so focused on taking all of academia and indoctrinating every child with their ideology?
Because they want the children.
They want them to repropulate other people's children.
That's the only way they can is if they steal children.
Stealing kids.
Stealing children.
Rena Womb is the most 2022 thing I ever heard.
They're a salon specialist.
It trips me out, though, with these people.
Because I was talking to James Lindsay today.
It's going to be on the next episode because he just got deleted off Twitter, if people don't realize.
Because he started the okay groomer phrase, which is now considered a sex crime or a hate crime.
Sex associated hate crime, I think is what it is.
He used the term groomer.
Yeah, but you can't use it anymore to talk about.
And he explains, we go over the whole groomer pipeline, which is crazy.
But then, what's crazy is he did not get even suspended for saying groomer.
He got suspended for changing it.
He said, well, I'll start describing groomer.
And so he said, okay, child sexualization specialist.
And then they added that to their terms of service, Twitter did, to where you can't call people child sexualization specialists.
Twitter, why would you do that?
Twitter, that's a little weird for you to censor that word.
Are you like, I think we know why?
Are you like encouraging that or something?
Is that what you're doing there?
But how do we get here?
Yeah, he knows.
They're kind of for it.
They're kind of like down with it.
Where is this?
What is going on here?
Oh, let me bring this back.
I have something I want to go over something with you guys, which is absolutely amazing.
I do want to say with the CPAC thing, I did bring this up.
Brian, if you go to my screen, I love.
There's only one person that should be at CPAC right now.
Yeah, that was a funny video.
Alex Stein.
Alex Stein.
I know, literally.
Alex Stein.
I do like trolling reporters.
I just couldn't go to CPAC because when I saw that.
You got Flaud and Garrett.
Where's Adam?
Didn't he get an invite to what Reuters fact checkers tell me is a gay orgy?
Yo, I should say, what is up, YouTube?
We're about to have a gay orgy and find out if Monkey Pox is a real or a myth.
What's your mind?
Yeah.
Now you're remonetized.
I'm going to use the rest real quick.
I'll be right.
All right.
All right.
Go.
Okay.
So I love it.
Zachary Petrizzo shit his pants last CPAC when I confronted him.
He cried so badly.
Dude, when you meet these people in person, like whatever, Jeremy Campbell and gay to gay seven and gay 20.
28 head.
Yeah.
Trans non-binary and traitor to America.
They're always so weak and they get so like timid.
I will give this girl a pass because she's a chick and girls do get pretty afraid when guys, like when you have like, like I have, I've met Alex Stein several times and he's a huge dude.
Yeah.
He's massive.
He's taller than me.
He's very imposing.
But he's very smiling and happy.
Yeah.
It throws you off.
He's like, you don't know what's going to happen.
Well, he confronted Vice reporter because it's like, it's crazy because CPAC wants this fair standard where they'll let liberal reporters into their event.
But then you try to get to the DNC.
If I apply to go into the NA Democratic event, they'll deny your press credentials immediately.
And what's so insane is CPAC, they go, what, fair media?
They denied Infowars.
And they even denied Alex Steins.
They denied Alex Stein's press credentials.
What the hell did they do?
They revoked.
They denied Alex Stein press credentials.
They gave it to me.
Why would never be caught dead at a CPAC event?
That right there.
Alex Stein is like the new conservative movement.
It's making fun of all of these places.
Because at this point, we've tried to do the political side.
We've tried to go in through that side, and it doesn't work because we play on the fair side and they don't.
So what you do is you do what Alex Stein is doing and you make fun of him.
Yeah, troll him into oblivion.
Troll them into oblivion.
Let's watch this.
This is pretty good.
We'll just watch it all the way through.
Feel free to comment as we go.
Let's watch this.
Can we get it?
So this is the Vice reporter.
You can tell, the only one in a mask here.
So how are you doing?
Just doing my dog.
She's here trolling everybody here.
So she's the only one here in a mask, and she's just saying negative stuff.
I can't believe they let you in here.
Do you feel like you're lying or sheep in the lion's den?
I have credentials to be here.
So do I. What I'm saying, see, this is Vice, guys.
This person, she's trying to troll this event.
She thinks all of you guys are losers.
That's what she posts on the internet.
She posts the most out-of-context stuff.
See, Vice is the worst media company there in.
They're all liars.
So, what do you think about your crappy media company?
You can take out a C-PAC.
I know, but don't you think Vice is a bunch of liars?
Oh, you're proud of us.
You know, you guys made me talk about drugs.
Are you a drug addict too?
Like, all the Vice President you make?
Guys, this is a Vice.
This person, she's a loser right here.
She's the only one in a mask.
You see this?
This is what a loser looks like.
She's got her coronavirus.
How many vaccines do you have?
She's got her coronavirus.
Are you on your fifth vaccine?
It's not your business.
Oh, my.
Oh, it's not.
So why do you want to mandate him if it's none of my business?
Exactly.
Are you throwing vaccine mandates?
Oh, it's none of my business, but she's throwing vaccine mandates.
Guys, you see this?
This is what a vice journalist looks like.
She comes here.
This is what a vice journalist looks like in her little mask at the conservative event.
I'm just scared.
She's getting attention.
I'm getting mad every week.
That's why.
Oh, that's great.
They're getting married.
I wonder how many vaccines she has.
Is your husband, is he vaccinated?
Is he vaccinated too?
Why don't you put this on your vice?
Why don't you put this in your vice?
See, Vice won't, they won't cover Prime Time 99 Alex Time.
See, Vice is a liar.
She's a liar.
And then when you call her out, she walks away.
She's scared.
She's the only one in a mask here.
She probably has the coronavirus in a viral shedding.
You guys see this is a vice journalist.
It's a lying media company.
So do you feel uncomfortable now being here?
I definitely feel uncomfortable.
I'm just hitting my diet.
Well, I don't want to get viral shedding, but how many vaccines do you have?
Do you think Joe Viden's a good president?
Does this inflation affect you?
Do you think the country's doing well?
Why are you?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to need the Vice and Vice Alert.
Vice Alert!
Let's get a voter.
Vice is a lying media company.
They lie.
So am I. I'm a credential reporter.
Oh, oh, you see?
I'm a credential reporter, too.
Oh, I'm Vice.
I'm a liar.
These guys are cowards and liars.
Classic.
That's why I love him, man.
Alex Stein is the man.
I love how she pulls out her phone thinking it's like, you know, some like defensive mechanism.
She almost going to show him something.
She was almost like a bit of a little idiot.
She said, I'm getting married in two weeks.
That's why I'm wearing a mask.
Yeah.
What does that even mean?
I don't even understand how that goes together.
The sad part is someone's about to marry that.
I would say under the mask, though, she's probably a good seven, 7.5, maybe 8.
She looks attractive, at least from the eyes.
I don't know.
It's hard to tell, you know?
It's hard to tell.
But it's the mask.
I wouldn't want to be married to a bitch, but I would take a bitch over a masked woman.
I would, though, because it's like at least you could grow in your marriage and you could maybe soften up a little bit.
But the mask thing, you believe in being controlled by the exact wrong type of person.
That's the kind of woman who says she won't be controlled by a man, but then she's controlled by the CDC.
And so it's like she submits to Dr. Fauci not her husband.
And so it's like, well, I understand a woman that just wants to be a bitch or like a whore or something like that out in the world and live freely and you know live their best life.
You're not getting monkeypox probably anyway, so life's good.
Yeah, you're good there.
But then it's like, it's always these women who go, I want to live a free life.
I want to submit under a man.
My husband does not rule over me.
We share everything equally.
I submit under an executive for JP Morgan.
You're like, okay, so all right, so you submit under a woman executive.
Yeah.
Fauci got sexiest man of the year, right?
Something like that?
Oh, did he?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
So they love him.
They really wet over him.
They get wet.
Dude, wet with vaccine.
Why is this the reality we live in, man?
Don't get it.
They love the kiddie.
I will say, though, this is actually like, people don't realize this is actually our live shit stream.
It's number six.
And if you want these to keep going, I got to tell you guys the truth.
Flaude.
Flaude came up here and right now.
A new child soldier subscriber.
Thank you, SGD Hayes, for becoming a child soldier.
But true story, and Flaude will verify this.
Flaude drove up here, left his wallet at home, and he has nowhere to stay because the rooms in my house are full.
And if you guys, today's donations are all fund Flaud's Fund Flaud's food and hotel.
Because if we don't get Flaude at a hotel tonight, Flaude is going to be homeless.
And if you want more black men on the street, then you are not going to donate tonight.
But if you want to throw away your cash, you want to burn your money, you want to just be shamed on screen and you want to make us dance, then click the link in the description or go to Venmo or you can go PayPal to Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com.
It all goes to the far.
And Cash App at Elijah Schaefer as well.
I always say that for my followers who live in the hood.
Cash app.
We take Cash App.
Yo, that's funny.
That's how I take all my money.
Black Lives Matter, guys.
Black Lives Matter.
Donate for Flaude right now.
In fact, he doesn't even have his own clothes.
No, I know.
He didn't bring his own clothes.
We need to raise money.
Click the link in the description.
He said these are ghetto chats.
We're demonetized.
We already don't make any money.
I saw Rick Keating, like, what, $137,000, something like that?
During the Johnny Depp's trial, dude, if we can get $97, we can upgrade him to a holiday inn.
Let's keep going.
Let's go.
Let's keep going.
Only two-star.
I did want to say this.
So check this out here.
So get a load of this.
A six-foot-two.
This is me, my height here.
She's beautiful.
Yeah.
230 pound.
Lady Ruby.
To put it in perspective, I weigh about 205 pounds.
That's what I called my third ball.
That is one hot woman right there, guys.
Twice.
This is Australia, of course, in Oz.
Twice the size of the woman he or she's playing against or he's playing against.
Is that a woman?
That's a man, right?
So I said, my description of this was there.
There are three balls in this picture.
Only one is visible.
So there you go.
Three balls.
Anyone have a good caption?
Let's get best captioned in the chat.
If you guys, I'll read some of your best captions.
If you guys give me your best ones, it's so sad.
Picture, watch, put it back up.
Look at that.
Look at the woman in the back.
What do I do?
How do I stop this woman?
I trained my whole life for this.
This guy's out of control.
It looks photoshopped.
It's just hilarious how men are dominating women now because the left is allowing it.
To me, it's just so funny.
It's like fervent ground for comedy.
Like, why are there no comedy movies talking about stuff like this?
Because, like, this is perfect comedy right here.
It's like a self-inflicting troll.
That's a nice one.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We need to figure out more too.
We need to have certain things with certain guests are here.
And like when quarter blacks and we need to drink, we need to get a drinking game made up by next time.
Holy crap.
I don't know, man.
Two drinks in.
I saw someone in the chat say take a shot every time they say pox or monkey pox.
Dude, you guys want to like die or something?
Somebody told me.
They were like, bro, I don't like this show.
It's just like, it's just, every show, you guys at one point talk about dicks.
It's not true.
We don't just talk about dicks.
We also pop Dick Fetty over George Ventura.
We had a Dick Fetty balloon blow up over George.
That was the first thing I saw when I got here last time.
It was a dildo.
It was a dildefend.
Dildo coming out of a doorway and Dick Fetty everywhere.
Did you open it?
I didn't touch it.
I did monkeypox.
It was weird because it was gone when after he left the next morning, the dildo was gone.
It wasn't in the door anymore.
No one knows where it went.
Someone was opening it backwards.
Like, let me get this door open, hold up.
Hey, guys, let me open this door for you.
Dad, I'm stuck on the door handle.
Son?
Son?
Dad, call the fire department.
No, don't.
Stepmom?
No, don't.
No, don't.
Don't call.
All right.
No, but like, this is, okay, we do laugh at it, but like, Australia is really, they're doing something else.
Like, what is Brittany Griner's white, you know, Siamese twin doing here?
This is so bad.
Look at that thigh.
Look at that thigh, bro.
Look at that.
Honestly, I'm for it.
Like, who, one, who cares about, like, women's sports?
Number one, I don't give a fuck.
And two, it's hilarious, and it's in a different country, so I can just like look and laugh at it over there.
Yeah.
Just, you know, whenever it's happening over here, I don't like it.
I'm mad.
You know, I don't like that.
Wait, where do we have?
We have some of these.
Let me see if we have some of these.
Here, I'm going to give this to you.
You can scroll up on the chat and see if there's any good.
Another black manager.
I'll give you a quarter of a job.
It's not even a lot of fun.
You are making all the minorities work.
I got to do the volume.
I'm going to plug it in.
No, you know what?
I know, but that's why it's a group effort.
I actually, my goal for this is to actually get everybody a computer for, and everyone has NDI, and everyone can just bring shit up that they want to bring up and then have fun.
And that's been my entire goal is to make this fun.
And also, this is fully self-funded, by the way.
I know we're in an employee's thing, and we are like a Blaze show, but also this Saturday stream is not in my contract.
I'm not actually supposed to probably even be doing this, but I'm doing it anyway, and I'm funding it out of pocket.
Your guys's pockets.
I'm actually funding it out of your pockets.
And so if you guys donate on Venmo Cash App to Ghetto Chats or the link in the description, it literally, Flawedzilla won't be homeless and you will literally end black poverty.
Please tonight.
Please.
Yes, people always ask me, like, do you have to make racist jokes every show?
Racist?
What are you talking about?
We've never been racist on this show.
What?
I think that's internalized racism.
Oh, no.
Racism here.
Look, yeah, Chuck Calesto said, breaking report.
CDC suggests gay and buy men take a temporary break from sex to curb monkeypox.
What did I say?
What did I say?
One weekend.
Just try.
Yeah, 15 days to stop the spreading of your cheeks.
Be a man, use your Dr. Elijah Schaefer for save people's lives.
Recommend it.
Dude, dude.
I think it takes the next level.
So apparently, I don't know what this creator is, but in Telegram, there's somebody named Afrancin or something like that.
And they screenshot it.
They're like, what's a Francon's coming after Elijah?
I don't know what that, I don't know who that is.
But I did like the description of the video, and it was like, Elijah's going through a mental breakdown.
Pray for him as he heals from his homosexuality.
He heals.
I don't know what a Francon is, but that's pretty fucking funny.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty funny.
As the whole land heals, actually pray for the whole land as they all heal from the homosexuality.
It is a very, very, very problematic thing.
People write comments like, oh, this show is very anti-gay, whatever.
It's like, no, it's actually just, like, I hate to see that.
It's hosted by a gay guy.
Yeah, it's literally going on.
Hosted by a gay guy, a 25% potential criminal, a straight-up jailbaby, and a white passing Hispanic.
That's why he's all right.
But, you know, but can I just say this?
When I go on Turning Point, okay, Turning Point.
Very kosher.
Very sweet.
And Drew's studio's got a much bigger studio than this.
If you ever out, you got to go on it.
Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
Thank you for inviting me onto this show.
No, because he loves people that draw the line and make it.
Elijah's secretly my booker.
Yeah, I know.
It's like, because I'm not making money.
It's taking sex.
People giving $3.50.
I have to have a second job.
But it's in front of sort of the news bay where all the workers work in Turning Point.
And like, I'll just see there's all these like 21 and 22 year old, like, you know, pretty girls and like, you know, gay people and things all hanging out.
And then it's just like, you're all just like working and like being like, you know, oh my gosh, like let's, more gay politicians or whatever.
And then, and then, and then Drew's there.
He's like, you catamites, you homosexuals, you gay homosexuals.
I'm telling you, they're raping your kids almost.
And you're like, it turns out it backfires.
Everyone's actually racist and doesn't want to be homeless.
It's like the least giving that hell.
It's like a church.
His mic is malfunctioning.
How do I tighten this?
Because it's a.
God, this is like the craziest stream.
I think it's tighten that side.
Okay.
It is the shit stream.
So just going in.
It's literally called the shit stream because everything I do is like pretty shit.
Last time I was on the show, I wasn't prepared to go as hard as I did.
No, we go hard.
We go hard.
I mean, Turning Point, shout out to Turning Point.
I mean, they've taken a huge risk with me and they've allowed me to push the limits a little further than what I think they're used to.
But Charlie's actually down for no Charlie.
A lot of people don't realize shit on Charlie.
No, no, Charlie.
Charlie is actually very cool.
Yeah, Charlie is based.
He actually is.
Charlie is based.
And I love working with Charlie and Turning Point.
And I'm glad that they've given me the platform.
Because, I mean, they even took down six episodes, YouTube, a couple days ago.
We're getting to that right now.
No, start talking about it.
So Media Matters has been running hit pieces like always, calling us transphobes, homophobes, everything's a phobe.
Which is funny, by the way.
You mean running ads?
It's like...
It's like, I'm not scared of any of you.
Like, I'm not scared of homosexuals.
I'm not scared of trans.
I think they did it on purpose to make themselves feel like.
Yeah, but it's not that I'm scared.
It's just I don't like you guys.
Like, let's just be honest.
I don't like you.
Okay, for the record.
That's what it is.
Oh, my God.
And Drew Hernandez doesn't like us.
Yeah.
Can you tell?
Is that not obvious at this point?
Anyway, so they took down six episodes for rhetoric like that.
Exposing the groomer agenda.
So, you know, they took down all those episodes.
So we're kind of rerouting the show to Rumble and Real America's Voice, which is based in awesome.
But I'm proud of Turning Point for supporting me and siding with the truth because protecting the innocence of children is literally the hill to die on.
Oh, absolutely.
Right.
Oh, no, well, yeah.
Not in California, though.
That's the kind of thing.
I'm with Gavin Newsome.
Yeah, government-funded.
And what's so crazy is what people don't realize, too, with the censorship is it's not going to work because like the fact if we even make any money doing this is like a genius thing, but it's not the point.
So for instance, you know, they go, I was talking to Alex Jones.
You guys should watch the special today.
Child soldier.
Thank you, Slick Shady.
Thank you, Slick Shady, for becoming a child soldier.
I will say that Alex Jones was saying, like, you know, they started by taking away our advertisers and they took, then they went down the rabbit hole and they started, you know, destroying them and they started selling their own products.
Now they're trying to sue them for money they don't have, basically saying, hey, we don't want you to have a platform.
We don't want you to exist.
So they take, I'd probably lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding a year.
Then they hit our channel the other day or like about a month ago or three weeks ago and say, hey, you know, we're reducing your, like they always do this.
Hey, we're like basically hiding your channel more.
It's a new algorithm unless you like abide by these new rules, but we also won't benefit you.
And you watch your impressions just drop, which means your impressions are their algorithm.
It's how much they show your video to new people.
So like, thank God you guys are amazing.
You guys support us.
We're not actually supported by any more than like a couple thousand people, legitimately.
So if our views are 5,000 or 230,000, we're probably doing the same.
And if I get kicked off of YouTube or anything happens, but I go into a website with like a couple thousand people, we're still just as effective as anything.
That's why I don't care about views.
They go, we're striking your channel.
We're giving you two strikes.
We're removing 66% of your impressions.
Right.
And you go, okay, so you're going to drop us down from averaging like 90,000 an episode to 40 or 50,000.
Okay, I don't care because the reality is, is it's that same, it's like the 80-20 rule.
Like 20% do 80% of the support.
I would say 10% do 90% of the support for any show, any movement.
And it is a lot of work.
And I still do a lot of it like myself.
Like the intros for all the Alex Jones stuff I did by myself with Brian, who doesn't even, he lives in Alabama.
We did it remote.
The Messy Christianity.
Brian from Alabama.
The Messy Christianity new podcast I'm doing, which is, again, don't leave me out.
Shout out, Brian.
Shout out, Brian.
I feel like I have to overlook that.
I'm saying this as a joke.
Like people always make fun of me.
They're like, why do we, is this the guy speaking for men and masculinity in life?
I go, that's the question you should be asking society, not me.
Why am I the guy making a Christian podcast?
I shouldn't be.
That's ask the church why they're the ones not fighting.
The culture was not trying, so it's saying like.
But the point is is that that channel only has 5,000 subscribers on its first week and already I'm probably gonna be able to start.
You know, the support's already coming in for it because people want to invest and want to work on.
It is like we don't need their numbers, we don't need vice numbers, we don't need to lie to people, we just need a small base.
Like Christ had 12 people that were his disciples that spread it to the whole world, we don't really need a ton of people to be successful.
So their persecution never works because we're not reliant on their system.
That's not.
These people don't live in reality.
They don't live in reality, right.
Everything they do is outside of reality, right.
Their mental illness is just takes them somewhere else.
So part of that is they want the perception.
They propagate this, right.
They want the perception that these people are the majority in the United States Of America, across the entire globe.
You see it in Hollywood, the music industry obviously, social media and politics.
So they want the perception to be that there's more of them than there are of us.
It's actually the opposite, there's more of us than there are of them.
That's how it will always be because, like I said, they don't have a future because they're taking out their own little group of people here on planet Earth.
So what people need to understand is, I mean, Alex Jones is the perfect example because he's at the forefront of everything.
They took him down first censorship, now they got this kangaroo freaking communist show trial.
That they're taking him down as well.
It's insane.
But what people don't understand is it's not about Alex Jones right, the deplatform of Alex Jones, president Donald Trump, that that has nothing to do with the figures.
It has to do with the base of those people, the base that agrees with them, the base that have the same values of them.
That's what they're trying to literally neutralize by the millions.
Because these people this is why, this is why everything's a phobia quarterback, everything's a phobia they're scared of everything because they know that there are more people that agree with us than them and their stupid mental illness.
That's what they hold.
That's what they hold.
Like you just said, it's a cooling effect.
They hold up Alex Jones so they can go.
Everybody that agrees even closely to Alex Jones.
This is what we can do to you.
Yeah, we'll do this to you.
So don't step up, don't don't say anything that's against our narrative, Because we will do this.
We will de-platform you.
And not just that, we will then go for your financials.
We will go for your platforms.
We will go for everything.
Your children.
Your children.
Like, literally, we will go for your children.
That's the plan.
It's obviously the truth because if they weren't afraid, they wouldn't be going after you like that.
You know, they already know that little amount is in danger, the little amount that they are.
So they try to make them.
Well, and it's like whenever the closer you get to having people like wake up, the more fervent they're going to get.
The more crazy they're going to get because they're losing their power and they're going to get crazy.
It's like you put them in this cage and the cage is getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
And they're going to get more ravenous and crazier and crazier because they're losing that power.
Yeah.
Absolute fact.
Okay.
Well, I want to say this.
I'm really happy.
By the way, because of your support, guys, because you guys, if you go to my screen, because you guys have been doing the ghetto chats, donating at Venmo, the link in the description, which is a quick way you can do it, which is our ghetto chats and cash app.
We've been able to finally add a fourth freaking seat, which is like so exciting to me because we're able to bring people in person and soon one of our guests might have a hotel.
But like, this is where I want to move things because eventually, you know, I had this crazy idea one time in my life.
See what I'm saying?
B, L, M, B, L, M. Hey, guys, keep bringing in those reparations.
We got to get God a hotel.
Thanks.
Bring in those reparations.
We need all the white guilt.
All the white guilt.
Let's go, guys.
I get a little bit of a percentage.
No, Because you're only a quarter black.
That's why I gave you a game that's a lot.
Yeah, reparations.
Reparations.
Reparations.
I gave you a couch.
It's like 75%.
It's almost a bed.
That's okay.
It's almost a bed.
You gave me this big ass bottle of whiskey.
What is this?
Why is this?
This is so like.
It's beautiful.
The cute alcoholism.
That's China in my house.
Hey, the guests are coming over.
Let's get some good stuff out.
No, the amount, you guys would not believe this.
Young Pei Chang ships like got to be 800 homies worth of booze to like the office every couple months.
Wow.
Like the amount of booze that my guests consume before shows is astronomical.
Like, and I am, I am not judging.
Like, but everybody at the latest, like, I like, and I buy it.
I'll probably say a couple hundred bucks a month, and he does probably like $600 a month just to keep that thing stocked.
And I swear, probably 70% of the booze consumption is from Chad Prater's guests in his show.
Hey, I'm going to put a camera because if I buy a tequila bottle, it just disappears in 72 hours.
And then I find it in Chad's studio.
True story.
True story.
But you know, but even Chad, by the way, because that's why I'm back in my YouTube roots.
I've crawled out of a black pool.
I've talked to you guys about that.
But I'm back doing this because I was saying what's crazy is.
So I had this crazy idea last year of starting a five-day a week live show that doesn't exist.
But I will say that was always my goal.
Are you insane?
I know.
I know.
My goal was to start a live show that was five days a week that was just cracking shit and we don't know where you are here is, but we are here.
But we are here.
So the point was, is like I had this idea around the election time to start a new show with my CEO and it didn't work.
So it really did work.
It was actually fucking awesome.
It worked really well.
It worked really well.
But it's not on air anymore.
And so now I've got to figure out what to do next.
I might actually start a whole nother show.
I'm considering.
But I might start like four shows.
I'm actually really back on my beat.
I'm scheduling myself.
I'm waking up early.
I'm going to the gym in the mornings.
I'm bringing my Bible.
I'm going to church again.
I'm, you know, eating like 250 to 300 grams of protein a day.
I'm like just really, really getting buff and I'm like living it.
And now I have the energy.
It's so crazy, guys.
It's crazy, though.
Like you go, you wake up, you discipline yourself, and suddenly your creativity shines.
And that's why the media isn't creative anymore.
It's because they're all fucking losers in their own personal lives, and so they're not creative anymore.
Like, that's the problem.
Pushing mental illness, bad hygiene, and being overweight.
Something about that is like whenever you're overweight and you're in that lifestyle of not taking care of yourself, you don't know what it's like to feel good.
You don't know what it's like to have like you literally are unable to realize what it's like to have those things, and that's what they count on.
They really rely on you not knowing that.
So, like, the second that you start like going, oh, you know what?
I can think for myself.
I can maybe I could like schedule my work.
I could maybe go to the gym and start working out, and then I have like a more clear head.
Oh, my wait, what?
That's why the laptop seems to be real.
I've lost.
Oh, we'll read that one again.
You read it.
Here's the hotel.
There it is.
All right.
All right.
I've lost.
It's not in the second one.
Most of my friends, meet up soon.
I need some glow sticks.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Most of my friends, we need to meet up soon.
Okay.
Yeah.
And we actually announced this.
Drew will probably be flying in for this too.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Because August, I think, 24th, or maybe it's the 20th.
InfoWars is doing a based Patriots meetup in Austin for all influencers and people who want to meet up and they're providing security and everything.
And so I'm going to go to that.
I'm saying, like, yeah, and Alex Stein, Owen Schroyer, Alex Jones, everyone.
And I'm like, yeah, so we're going to be meeting up at a park and we're all packing heat.
Everyone's caring.
So don't fuck with me.
What is Texas after?
You should go with me.
Fuck yes.
Let's go.
Everyone in the chat, let's go.
Do you want to know this?
Alex Jones asked me to host his show next Friday, the full show.
He said, Can you host the show for me?
I text Daria.
Dario's like, well, let me just confirm with him because he said that on air.
So we'll see.
Maybe I'll come down with you.
That's what I'm saying.
Because he's been asking me to host the show, too.
That's what I'm saying.
We should do like a takeover.
We need to break it.
We're only taking over InfoWars because we support Alex Jones.
He's on air, what, like four hours?
Three hours.
Three?
Easy.
Easy.
I could do four, four, four to six hours a day pretty easily.
You could too.
How many booze can you drink during that show?
I mean, I mean, between takes, probably a few shots.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, like, no, no, dude, one time.
So, okay, so I know you're not supposed to get like smashed drunk, but I will tell you.
I never do that.
If you're ever going to do that, do it with Alex Jones.
It's one of the most fun experiences ever.
Because he just starts saying things like this.
He's not actually crazy.
He'll just be like, he'll just sit in there and he's clearly drunk.
And he says, I'm actually a pretty nice guy.
People call me a lot of things.
They never call me mean.
I buy people dinner sometimes.
You know what I'm saying?
But you want to buy it?
I'll buy you dinner right now.
I'll order a few.
Like, no, I already ate.
Nope.
I'm ordering.
Alex.
Alex is already ordered.
I'm like a super, super sweetheart.
Yeah, he's like the most cuddly boy.
People don't know that.
Like, behind the scenes, he is such like a sweetheart.
He just seems passionate about.
Nah, he's not nasty at all.
Like, he's a real, real sweetheart.
I did want to jump in this.
Let's just jump right in this real fast.
That's what we were talking about earlier.
Breaking YouTube removes Drew Hernandez's anti-grooming videos for hate speech.
That hole, that speech.
That guy is so afraid of homos.
I do.
I love, dude.
You know, people talked a lot about Jesse Lee Peterson.
Do you saw those hit pieces that he's like secretly homosexual?
What do you think about that?
I was wondering, man.
I was looking it up.
I was intrigued.
I was going to hit him up.
Yeah, I go.
Yeah.
You want to go on a date, Don?
Yeah, man.
You've got the same interest.
Can I talk something?
Unpopular opinion.
I want to get your thoughts on this.
So, unpopular opinion.
One, I love Jesse, and I wouldn't care if he's gay or anything.
Number two, he's always had a heretical theology, so I've never thought of him as a pastor or like a spiritual leader.
Like, I've always known that his churches, I've been to his church, is not church, he's just like a funny guy who's an entertainer.
And you go, Oh, that's making a mockery of God.
It's like, dude, wait till you meet everyone else in the media industry.
Okay, so relax.
He's trying his best, and then they go.
There are a lot of people that are actually in churches, like pastoring.
Well, yeah, but they go right now.
That's what I'm saying.
But they go, they go, oh, okay.
Well, he was like a predator.
But like, when I listen to the interview, I might be wrong.
I didn't hear anything about that.
It was just more like he's living like a two-faced, like, he's saying one thing and doing another.
So, the point is, is that I don't know, but I know two things.
Number one, I know that hit pieces get made about everybody in media accusing them of literally everything.
Well, stuff, we have we've watched five more minutes of the hit piece of Elijah Schaefer tonight.
We're only like 20 minutes in.
We're only 20 minutes in.
I want to make a hit piece about quarter black.
I just want to fucking like, so on one hand, just say something, quarter black, right now, and then media matters.
They're probably watching right now.
They're like, Yeah, yeah, say something, black guy.
Say something.
I'm gonna shit on you.
Just wait for it.
Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
That's just how I picture them.
No, I know.
No, there's like Jeffrey Toobin fiercely masturbating.
I can't wait to come on this hit article.
Oh, yeah.
Elijah Kumar say something.
I'm gonna come on you.
Dude, Josiah was.
I can't wait to call this black guy a white supremacist.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Josiah, our production assistant.
He's white past.
He had one of those moments.
People are losers.
They're nerds.
They're losers.
He was in the life room.
The life format is so funny because Josiah, our production assistant, was like, was like, was like, yeah, me too.
But he was cracky.
He cracked me up.
Because he was like, he just was walking out of the room.
He goes, bro, we've got to go live on the show.
Go why?
He goes, that last show you did was fucking crazy.
And I go, what do you mean?
He goes, bro, because he ran the no context pages.
He was like, the shit you were saying, man.
Like, you would just be like, fucking black people are horny.
They're just fucking each other.
And then they're like, fuck my child.
I don't want to raise him.
And he's like, and then it would be like, what?
He just said that on he just said that?
He's like, he's like, you see what?
The live format because we have to cut and bleep so much stuff.
You know that from slightly offensive.
Like, we have to make it look like clean cuts, but there's like regularly like entire segments that just never make it onto the internet.
And like, we just got a strike for a video that never got published because it was so bad.
What?
I didn't know that was possible.
Now we have episodes that are so bad they can't go on the internet because they're just like, dude, like that colonizer special that we made with Kez and Sav, where I dressed up as one of the violent rapist colonizers and Kez was the Indian.
And let's just say we reenacted stuff on the show.
What did you think was what happened?
We watched it.
Savannah goes.
Why on earth would that happen?
Savannah calls me.
She's like, hey, Elijah, so I'm editing our colonizer special.
And I'm pretty sure this is going to have to be DOA.
I don't think this is going to make it onto the internet because the stuff we did here, we could get arrested for it.
And I was like, is it that bad?
I watched it.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh my gosh.
And we like deleted off the hard drive so no one could ever watch it ever.
We deleted it.
Now all the hackers, the Antifa hackers.
No, we deleted it.
We're like, oh, well, it's my time.
I want to watch that episode.
I'm going to watch it.
I want to watch it so I can get it hard.
I'm going to send it right to Campbell.
We regularly have those segments, though, where you know what?
You're like, wow, that's not going to make it on the internet because that's illegal.
But no, but they deleted your videos for doing that.
And I do want to go to your, what is this, book now?
Okay.
This was your tweet here.
Oh, Josh, for the home studio boost five.
Oh, yeah.
Guy fouls off his chair.
It's okay.
He's still.
Oh, party foul.
Quarter black just fell out of his chair and spilled his drink.
Holy crap.
Breaking news.
Dude, you haven't...
How long have we been streaming?
Just under an hour, and Quarter Black's fallen off his freaking chair.
So sad right now.
So sad, man.
I'm not even that drunk, though.
Sad.
Don't clean that.
Just leave that so we could always remember.
Always remember Quarter Black was here.
I sign it.
I'll sign it.
He's not even drunk.
He's had like two drinks.
He just got so into the suit.
That's what I'm doing.
I was so into the super shit.
man if it wasn't the jack murphy dude my whole life went downhill after jack murphy Jack was like, my life is ruined.
I was like, bro, you ruined my life too.
Trust me, bro.
You fucked my life.
You fucking ruined my entire show.
But it's like, you ruined my career.
But I will say, on top of that, dude, don't do huffing armpit porn.
It ruins a lot of people's lives.
But I was going to say, like, dude, the shots.
Please mean that.
Remember, if you go to t.me slash slightlyoffensive, we are. I finally got the Telegram downloaded last episode. You got a Telegram? Yeah.
Yeah, it's shrinking every day.
People write every day.
Like, what?
I joined this to send memes on your other live show.
I'm like, trust me, you can still send memes on here.
But I will say this.
Oh, he's making another drink.
And post them.
And post them and tag us on the show.
Yeah, well, post them a Telegram.
Tag him on Twitter.
We'll bring him up.
They can DM us anything.
This is what they got to do.
They got to cut out Quarter Black laying down on the floor and just put him like in front of Hunter Biden or put him in California.
Put them both next to each other.
In a bed.
Hey, people are saying quarter drunk.
Quarter black.
I have an empty glass.
I need to refill it.
Oh, my ridiculous.
Dude, okay.
I'm so bad at life.
Anyway, I want to look at some of these videos that we removed.
Oh, oh, I love you guys so much.
Please, every Saturday.
Hey!
It is.
Hey!
Hey, yo, I can, like, really dance.
It's like, yo, this is wild.
When I watch this screen, how good I can dance.
I know, Flaud, the thing is.
If you guys want to see a full dance, someone send like $200 again, and Flaude will just start twerking.
I'll pull my back out.
No problem with that.
Don't promise that.
All those slides.
Someone's going to drop $200.
Nobody wants to see it.
You're on live stream.
Say hello to the audience.
Hello to all my slightly offensive backers.
Hey, how are we doing tonight?
They're doing good.
They can't talk to you.
It's called YouTube.
What are we talking about?
Quarter Black already fell out of his chair and spilled his whiskey on the floor.
Someone sent us $300 so that a black person wouldn't be homeless.
Reparations.
And we're doing good.
We've already asked homosexuality to be outlawed.
So we're doing pretty good.
Sounds like a pretty typical.
Andrew doesn't want to get you to the SOV crew.
I'll call you back, all right?
All right, bye.
In the future, by the way, we're going to be, I'm bringing back in, because we don't do in the slightly offensive anymore, I'm bringing back in Telegram through the computer.
Oh, do you guys want to do call random telegram people?
Hell yes.
In the telegram on the NDI, and I'm going to put out a thing.
Let me see if I can do that real fast.
We need to do more stuff like that.
I need you to take this over.
Okay, go.
You should look it up like talk about this real fast, your videos, and give me like three minutes to just figure this shit out technically.
Because I want to bring these people on the screen.
I'm intrigued by that.
Okay, okay, yeah.
So, like we were talking about, they took down the videos because we're exposing child groomers.
It's crazy.
You're not allowed to do that on YouTube because apparently, YouTube has drawn a line in the sand.
I don't think that's just Twitter and Reddit.
Thank you, Suzanne.
Well, this is recent.
Damn.
So, Reddit, Twitter already kind of like put that out.
But as of recent, like, I woke up the other day.
They took down these episodes.
I texted Elijah.
Dude, it's me too.
And there's a bunch of other YouTubers that are getting hit.
They're going to hit me, definitely.
They'll probably hit this episode, but I just think it's so hilarious.
They don't understand that, number one, when we say the things we say, we're getting inside of their minds.
And then, number two, when they run these hit pieces, it's like just free PR.
Yeah.
Like, they give us the ability to market it.
They're going to be mad at you.
Legitimately, whenever they run these Media Matters hit pieces, it is just re-quoting things that you agree with.
Yes.
Thank you.
For just reposting what I agree with.
Drew Hernandez says he doesn't like groomers.
Yep.
Yeah.
Drew Hernandez says there's grooming happening at Pride events.
Yep.
A new child soldier.
Oh, nice.
Thank you, T.
It actually reminds me of, we're going to see.
I just asked people to let me know if they have their chats basically set up to where they can actually be called.
Because we have called a lot of people live and they've been really cool.
We call people off Telegram all the time.
It's been a great thing, but I haven't done it on a live stream yet.
And which sounds very great idea.
Yeah, it sounds really like a good idea.
I'm really happy that I'm smart.
I do want to say this, though.
Not that fast.
Well, here's the deal.
Like, what's crazy is when conservative millennial Allie Beth Stuck, you go to my screen.
She is getting videos removed also this attack.
Blaze is getting hit very hard right now.
I actually got two strikes, but I got one removed at this point because it was an unfinished video that was never even released.
It was on private, and they gave me a strike for a private video.
Yeah, man.
It is something they can do.
They can go behind the scenes and strike you for old stuff.
This happened before on Loudwither Crowd.
So it's obviously targeted.
Yeah, but an Egyptian woman makes this video.
Who's going through that?
Is it an algorithm that's going through that, or is it somebody going to your channel and going into the videos that haven't been published and watching them and then trying to find something to strike you on?
Yeah.
I think it's probably somebody because wouldn't they be able to catch every video human doing that if there was an algorithm?
Yeah, let's see.
What is grooming?
How about this?
Here is a Pride event in Pennsylvania featured a stripper poll where they taught kids how to dance.
A dance.
Salon work.
Yeah, it's STS.
Let's come up with another term.
Yeah, what could it be?
We need a new word.
Yeah.
I think salon specialist.
Okay.
That's up there.
Maybe the chat.
What do you guys think, chat?
What should be the new code word for groomer on YouTube?
I mean, look at this, dude.
Look at the video.
I will say this, though.
So don't put my screen up real fast.
This is sick, but take my screen off.
I'm going to show you something real fast.
I'm going to look it up.
See if this actually happens.
So one of the things I think is kind of crazy.
Oh, yeah.
So look at this.
So this is what I was talking with Alex about.
So if you go to my screen, so if you type in my name, Elijah Schaefer, this is actually why I can't get a job anywhere else.
But you know what?
I have, I'm actually, I actually, you know, you know what's so insane?
And I think this is crazy vlog.
I just got a call about three days ago asking me if I could come and do temp work to keep cancer cell cultures alive at a lab in Santa Monica.
And then like, I had another, people call me about every three weeks.
Take that.
Three weeks.
And someone's like, hey, like, we're like running because no one's working.
So it's like, hey, we have an immunotherapy deadline and like we have an NIH screen.
And like we actually need you to like literally, literally take these vectors and like actually modify them because we have like, we're behind and like we just don't have enough vectors modified.
And so we need you to take this thing and we need you to change it.
We need to like actually keep up the cell cultures.
And I just get like these random calls for like for lab work.
What?
Because, well, because my background's like genetic engineering.
And I look at it and I go, and then I go, I did not.
I'm like sitting here like, what?
Why would they call you?
Yes.
No, I'm saying, I'm saying.
Why would they call this idiot?
I talked about, I talked about, No, wait, this guy?
Elisha?
I talked about on the last stream.
I was like, yeah, I went from working on becoming a professor of genetic engineering and molecular biology to collecting Down syndrome Barbies and laughing at both big jokes.
Sell yourself short.
Always sell yourself way short.
And what's funny is I don't even try and everything keeps growing into cataclysmic things.
It's actually almost sad.
My hope for humanity has ended.
So what I mean is that you Google your name, right?
So you have here, like you look in, it's like, okay, cool.
You have your Twitter, right?
It's SEO.
And when you look at, you have the Blaze, which is nice, at least in my writing.
Cool.
I should write more.
I'm going to learn how to be more disciplined because I actually have a writing job that I should be doing more.
You have my IMDB because I've been in quite a few movies and things.
And then guess what?
What did they put the top?
And the rise of a hit piece.
That just came out.
The hit piece.
And the next one is YouTube allows unchecked bigotry and hatred.
This is what I was going to say.
So let's look at this.
So.
Media matters.
Big face.
I love you.
I like you.
There's always something new.
There's always something new, right?
Every time you're on, there's a new time.
That is a good graphic.
It made you look good.
YouTube allows unchecked bigotry and hatred.
I want to talk about this because it's funny.
And then we're going to go through another article with Drew in it as well, which I think is very funny.
But this is the funniest part about this one that I think is hilarious is the way that they quote me, but it's actually pretty epic.
Drew, you have a big enough screen and flawed.
I think that you can read the text if I have you read it.
So it's like YouTube has a policy against hate speech and harassment.
So why doesn't it enforce it?
Let me zoom in actually for our people.
So Blaze TV host Elijah Schaefer's YouTube show is a hellish abyss of hatred and bigotry.
Oh my God.
Schaefer.
We're all the demons down here.
The hell is a beach shit.
Schaefer, who has a record of deceptively editing clips, which like if you click on that, which I've already debunked this many times from Write Rewatch.
Like this is what we call the misinformation pipeline.
So they make up lies and then they quote each other.
Oh, yeah.
And that's how they work.
So it has over 450,000 YouTube subscribers, which is actually pretty sad because since they've hit our channel, we only grow over like 2,000 or 3,000 a month where we were growing like 20.
And I don't even care, like I said, because our funding hasn't left.
But also, too, like, people don't realize I'm a fucking genetic engineer.
I don't need that.
I don't need your money.
Like, I have like, like, I probably have like a, like, within two years, dude.
Just don't worry about it.
You have a plan B. I'm also like a credentialed teacher.
I am a science teacher.
I've taught college.
I have a seminary theology degree.
I have a lot of degrees.
I have like three degrees.
I'm fine.
I'm like, I'm doing great.
But like, dude, and also I like side business.
I started corporations.
I have two other businesses.
My siblings are all executives and owners of some of the biggest companies in America.
I'm doing fine.
I'll have a job forever.
I'm never, you're never going to shut me the fuck up.
So I'm actually like the poorest of all of my siblings genuinely because why?
Because I drive a tricycle.
So what?
No, no, I meant like genuinely, but it's like, but I meant like, it's funny because they say this stuff like it's a feat.
And it's like, bro, my fucking brother just bought an M8 competition cash that does 2.5 seconds, like $174,000.
He's doing okay.
Chill the fuck out.
And that's his third car.
Everyone that I know is doing fine.
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to buy my first vehicle.
So I don't care about your money.
Okay.
I literally still, I still have Garrett run on all fours.
I pull his hair as a chain.
I just.
And I feed him whiskey in front.
I got a little whiskey on a thing.
Feed him whiskey.
Yeah.
It's like- It's like- I got a PBRB, bros.
Woo!
Ascension.
It's a Flood donating to his own hotel.
Flaw's going to the five seasons.
I think the fourth season's going up.
He's in Mars season.
We're just going to pay for a flight and send him to Trump International.
Yeah, literally, literally.
No, you guys are awesome, man.
You guys are fucking cool.
Thank you guys.
Schaefer has been involved in recent major political events.
He was in the Capitol during the January 26, 2021 erection.
It's true.
I was.
My favorite erection.
Though he later attempted to cover up his trespassing.
Dude, I didn't fucking trespass.
I have the credentials.
It's in my bag.
You're a pass.
He posted a picture of cover up.
I've heard you say so many times.
I was there.
I've never covered it up.
I will say this, though, and I want to say this for the first time.
There probably is some CCTV footage that looks pretty sketchy of me because, number one, I was so.
Okay.
I was, I've never said this before.
This is so good.
Oh, here we go.
So this was the third Trump event that had happened.
Like, it's like the third.
There's like two Stop the Steals in this one.
Drew, admit to me that those events, in terms of our coverage of unrest, Trump events typically were on the boring scale of like interesting things overall for the whole like last couple years.
Yeah.
They were more boring because the media overhyped them and we're like, find the one guy who punched someone out in front.
But like they weren't fun.
Like they weren't like.
We had fun because we could release footage that nobody else was releasing versus Trump, you were one of 1,200 cameras filming the same thing, right?
Yeah.
It was a what Elisha's talking about is like 2016, 2015 leading up to that.
Remember like every Trump event, there was like assaults.
You know what I mean?
Like the left would show up and assault a bunch of people.
For whatever reason, the 2020 election cycle was a little kind of soft for whatever reason.
I don't know if it was because of the pandemic.
But those Stop the Steals, that's when Antifa showed up and they were just bashing skulls, dude.
Like just straight old Trump supporting boomers walking back to their hotels.
I was getting assaulted.
It was people walking back to their hotels or back to their cabs or back to their cars.
It's crazy.
Getting assaulted all the way down.
DC police just kind of sitting there watching.
That's crazy, man.
That's nuts.
No, it's fully true.
But I'm saying, like, so it wasn't so big of a deal.
But what I want to say on top of that is, number one, it was found out that Stop the Steel.
You saw that they had a Democratic operative, one of the employees of Congress, faked being an FBI agent.
You saw that?
No.
Say what?
Let me look this up real fast.
Watch, look at this.
You talk about that today on the interview with Alex Jones, but Democrats fakes being FBI.
Look at this.
This is so crazy.
This just happened.
Look, look at this.
Yeah, right here.
Daily Beast even admitted it.
Look at this.
How a Dem congressional staffer faked being an FBI agent, became a fugitive.
The whole story is that they had a whole FBI car with labels and plates at one of the Stop the Steals, and they had a gun and everything.
And they were policing people, and it turns out that they're one of the congressional Democratic staffers, and that the congressman is still in office.
And they don't want to investigate this.
No, they don't want to investigate this.
That they're finding fake agents.
The unbelievable story of how a congressional staffer bought loads of gear to fake being an FBI agent, and he was approaching secret service and led him on a chase.
And he led him on a chase.
They didn't find him till now with illegal guns and everything.
And he worked for a Democrat congressman.
He's on payroll and was faking with the sirens, had a full fake FBI vehicle, and did this entire thing.
Whew, what the fuck is this?
Oh, I'm sorry.
You didn't know about this?
No.
Like, take a break and think about logistically how that comes about.
Yes.
You go through the process of making graphics, getting plates, getting magnets to put on your car.
Very elaborate.
A lot of stuff you have to do to get into that.
Like, that's not just somebody going out and like doing crazy stuff.
That's like a plan.
Like, they legitimately went through a plan.
There's multiple people in this.
There's got to be.
Yeah.
That is insane.
What?
I don't know.
That's so crazy.
That's someone that intentionally believes that they could get away with it, though.
Yeah, no, but I know that's not a good idea.
That's not independent.
That's not independent.
I'm saying, like, I was talking to Alex about that on the show.
I said, they're like, oh, you question Sandy Hook.
It's like, and then you look at Uvalde, and then you have like, and then you're saying that, hey, it looks like it was set up with police and Antifa in January 6th.
And they're like, nah, there was no police set up.
And then they're like, but by the way, the last stop to steal, there was fake FBI agents that worked for the Democrats.
And you got just saying, hey, where are you on that, man?
Yeah, like, cool.
Hey, Media Matters.
I'm combining.
I'm not questioning Sandy Hook and I'm not questioning January 6th.
And I'm not questioning Uvalde.
But I would like to know why there's two times as many officers on the scene at Uvalde than there were that defended the Alamo for a week against the established Mexican army.
And I also want to know why there were fake agents that they didn't find for six months until after the election that were fully decked out in the gear.
And then they arrested them.
Like, hey, and like sitting members of Congress have their staffers impersonating federal agents.
What?
It's not conspiracy.
It's truth.
Yeah.
No, it's still a conspiracy.
It's just not a fair thing.
It's a daily beast, man.
They admitted it.
They finally admit it.
We said, we've talked about this.
Do you see the Brian Sicknick?
Not Brian Sicknick.
There was the Officer Sicknick.
Yeah, his text too about unconfirmed, but his texts that were out there as well, talking about how Antifa smashed Windows when they were breaking into the building on January 6th.
You saw that?
That's crazy.
And Secret Service deleted all their text messages from January 6th.
Oh, yes.
I saw that.
It's like, dude, that's why, look, dude, people are like, oh, so you're mad that I saw the dumbest fucking comment I ever saw in my life.
It was like, oh, so you're defending Alex Jones, you know, harassing Sandy Hook parents, but you believe in Nicholas.
Thank you for covering Alex Jones.
The crap they are doing is screwed up.
But y'all up in here having monkeypox fest.
It's true.
We have some of Hunter Bider's sex slaves get us hand jobs underneath the screen.
I like how all the monkey pox just starts sprinkling on us whenever someone gives us reparations.
Literally, though, it's almost get it's almost like, by the way, side note, this is like, we have, we have, remind me, we have to come back to the January 6th before I go on sidetrack, but this is a side note.
Okay.
This is why we always win.
We get demonetized, but then instead of just taking donations, like, hey, let's just take a donation.
Hey, give me some super chats.
I'm a hot chick with nice tits.
We turn it into a fucking bitch.
And we make a joke.
Like, we make it better.
So now you can literally trigger music on the screen.
Look at my Venmo.
People are giving that argumentation off while we're in mid-point.
They just give us more to talk.
But I'm just saying, like, it's like.
What?
Monkey Pox, Monkey Pox.
Monkey Pox.
Yo, y'all the monkey pox.
Millstone recipients.
Millstone.
No, I'm going to be like, this is why we always win.
It's because, like, it's like, okay, so you take away our ability to make money on this website.
We'll just find another website and make money, and then we'll make it more fun.
And we'll actually have a blast and you make it more fun.
And now Flaudzil is not homeless.
You literally housed a black person.
Yes.
Guys, we did this.
See, unlike BLM, we're actually getting reparations and helping actual black guys.
Yeah, I actually called BLM before I came here.
I was like, yo, can y'all help me with a hotel?
I go on the show.
And they said, they're like, nah, we got to give it all to Sean King.
Do you want to make a gun, man, and a dog, man?
Do you want to know how fucking crazy this story is?
So, like, this person had a full FBI gear, a Glock.
Like, with the reason why they got noticed was because they had their magazines loaded on like in an odd position.
And so the police were noticing that this officer had a face mask on, see, concealed identity.
They had a full police car, fully decked out with sirens.
The laptop with citizens in prison now, right?
Well, yes, but I mean, like, they obviously did government help.
They had, they had the laptop, they had a full legal car with the sirens and everything.
And the bike cops that then confronted him and were like, hey, like, they kept coming closer.
And then he was moving.
They contacted the Secret Service.
He led him on a chase, got away for like six months.
Barely was just caught recently in Virginia, I believe.
I know.
Barely was caught after the election, right?
Barely was caught after the election.
Yeah.
And in the middle of the time, and never talked about till months after he got arrested.
Never made the news until recently.
It wasn't breaking news.
And he's an FBI.
Dude, they're impersonating federal agents.
Staffers are.
You know, this isn't the only place that's happening.
You know, they're doing this.
You know, they're fucking.
Dude, I will say this 100%.
The Democrats caused January 6th.
And you can quote me on that.
I can believe that.
And I proved that.
I was there.
I saw it.
I spoke to officers.
And I've spoken to officers after.
By the way, January 6th committee.
I spoke to him officers after.
Also, the man whose wife was the first officer injured, who actually, I'm not going to say anything else, but I've had meetings with many Secret Service and also Capitol Police since then.
I know a lot of things that you guys don't.
That's why you don't ask me or Drew or anyone or Taylor or anybody that knows anything about anything to testify because you know that we know that you guys either A, let this happen because you wanted it to, because you know, it doesn't matter if it's January 6th or it's January or July 4th.
If you have a large crowd and you don't have the right barricades and the measures, mayhem can occur if instigators are present.
It's not that every time a crowd occurs, people get instigated, but you know that people who have nefarious reasons to want to cause problems will take advantage of a lack of security.
Credit cards go on with Macarena It's actually a good song, right?
It is.
It's pretty good.
It's catchy.
I like it.
Brian picked it.
I like hearing it.
I feel, I feel, but I'm saying, but I'm saying, like, on top of that, I'm saying it was caused.
And so when I see this on the side note, that's what the side note of what we're looking at at the article is just, okay, dude, if you can prove this, how much shit are they getting away with?
Exactly.
Well, that's the thing.
Imagine, okay.
Imagine being this stupid.
Imagine being this dumb and retarded.
Okay.
This is slightly offensive.
Imagine being this stupid, actually believing that the government has good intentions for you and you.
Imagine being this retarded, just ignoring thousands of years of government tyranny cross-civilizations, okay?
For thousands of years, watching governments go full-blown authoritarian, setting up its own citizens to get them to believe one thing for one goal and one goal only.
Total power and control.
That is literally human history.
But imagine being this stupid, thinking that the current government in the United States of America actually cares about you.
It is never going to set you up.
Imagine thinking that the current United States government is never going to set up a PSYOP.
No, they just have the best intentions in the world.
The U.S. government is more righteous than Christians.
Yeah, man.
Oh, my God.
Imagine being that retarded.
Imagine being that stupid, thinking that, oh my gosh, nothing like that could ever happen on planet Earth because the whole world is just full of rainbows and niceness and cuddling.
And they love me.
They love me.
Imagine being that retarded, quarterblack.
It's ridiculous.
That is insane to believe.
I mean, yeah, like you just said, over human history, it is like part of the human condition to, like, when you get into a group, you have a hierarchy.
People want to start taking control of power and they want more power.
And when they get power, ultimate power ultimately corrupts, right?
Yes.
That's the whole idea is that from our perspective, we are aware of this.
And all of these people, they just think that they 100% are taking care of us.
They have our best interest in their hearts.
They care about it.
There's no way that there's an ulterior motive.
No way that they want to have.
They want to get more power and more money and more influence.
No way.
That's ridiculous.
That is. conspiracy theory.
That's what I think.
Imagine being open.
Imagine being black in 2022 and thinking Joe Biden cares about cheese.
Right.
It's like, Lord, he fucking called, he said, you are not black.
Don't vote for him, man.
That is insane.
Imagine being brown in 2022, thinking, you know, Dr. Jill Biden gives a damn about you.
Well, that's why we're seeing more black people, more Mexicans, a bunch of times.
More Mexicans and Asians across the board waking up to this and being like, wait, these people that claim to care about our minority group, they don't actually give a shit about me.
All they want is my vote so they can get more power, so they can get more money and more influence, and they can tell me what to do with my life.
More people are waking up to that.
And that's why, like, we've said it before.
There are more of us that are sane and understand what's going on than there are of them.
And that's why they're so pissed off and why they get so crazy like this.
Exactly.
Hey, they want that money.
Remember, every donation that you give today helps Flaude.
I think we're getting close to getting you a hotel.
Are you feeling comfortable?
You might get sweet out of this.
Yeah, open up your Venmo.
We might be, yeah, why are you going to throw you 20 bucks for gas?
This is crazy.
Breakfast, maybe some breakfast.
Me, some breakfast.
If we can get more super chats, we will literally fund his breakfast.
We will fund his breakfast.
Remember, by the way, you can also give in the link in the description, which I made for you guys.
And also check this out.
If you don't want to sign up or whatever, then you can go here at Venmo at Elijah Schaefer or give directly to PayPal Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com.
You will not be able to miss that.
Go to my screen here, Brian, real fast.
Just check this out.
Give these guys a break for like two seconds.
Go to my screen.
Thank you.
Give these guys such a good picture.
Good job, man.
Give them a break for like five seconds.
Gosh, that picture needs to go, Elijah.
Yeah, that's a bad picture.
Someone in the chat said you look like a bottom for Milo Yiannopoulos.
Hey, my goodness.
Milo is ungay now.
Dude, wait, wait.
Put that bad energy on him.
Okay.
Okay, I think it's funny.
dude wait can i tell you this so i had i had i had bobert i had lauren bobert and her staff in uh in in the dude this is going to say if i ever just let's just say if i were going independent it's like yeah i already know the kind of people that i'd want to hire and like work with on a regular basis yeah like I just want people who want to eat, drink, and have fun, and love God.
It's like, there's no even need for ego.
Because I'm asking railed by Milo Yiannopoulos every Friday.
So I got to work on this.
But the point is that Bobert, wait, Bobert.
I know, I'm not.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No, Bobert, I was like, I was like, Bobert, I just said, I want to clarify, is Milo really a staffer for Marjorie?
And she's like, yeah.
And they go, I said, explain.
She goes, well, no one can control Marjorie.
And I was like, I said, I don't have anything against Milo being a staffer.
I just went, that's the fucking weirdest thing I've heard in a long time.
It was, I'm not against it.
I don't want anyone to be canceled or not have redemption.
I just kind of out of nowhere.
It's just weird.
It's kind of a left field.
Didn't expect that happening.
Okay, let me finish this.
Let me finish a couple of these things in these articles.
It's pretty funny.
So they said I was in Nancy Pelosi.
Additionally, Schaefer played an important role.
Listen, this is supposed to be a hit piece.
Additionally, Schaefer played an important role in creating a self-defense narrative around Kyle Rittenhouse, who was tried eventually acquitted for killing two demonstrators, terrorists and pedophile responsible.
I'm so sad about those.
No, I got mentioned in court.
Dude, that's why I couldn't actually be in the trial.
I got asked about being in the trial and I couldn't be in it because I was like, well, I'm too biased.
Drew, you testified.
Yes, you didn't ran out.
Dude, you kicked ass.
Someone told me that today.
Yeah.
I was there.
Yo, you testified.
Why did you tell me?
Why did you test?
Because I'm going to be honest.
So I'm always honest on the show.
I'm too honest.
That's why I've had to delete a couple.
Alex Steinstream had to be deleted off the internet.
No, but on the side note, it's like I told them I couldn't because I said, hey, I'm going to, I chose.
I go, Kyle, I'm going to work to create what they just said, which I said on podcast, a self-defense narrative.
I'm going to work.
I'm going to contact news agencies.
I'm going to talk to more powerful people.
People do not understand.
Oh, you actually did.
Yeah, people do not understand the amount of very powerful and influential people that I had meetings with and dinners with to give them the facts, show them the footage to help create a public narrative to set Kyle Rittenhouse free.
And it was a very important thing.
And I go, it's too biased for court.
I can't go into court because they'd say, well, what's your bias?
Like, he's a fucking hero and he's a free guy.
And I was there and I saw it.
And I'm going to work to that.
Why did you testify?
I don't think you've ever talked about why you tested, like, directly, why did you choose to testify and why you chose that route?
Because they were straight lies.
It was like going head to head with the devil, dude.
I mean, like literally being in that trial is just like watching pure lies attempt to put a young kid behind bars for the rest of his life.
For politics.
For politics, right?
Even the puppet president of the United States used this kid as the poster child for white supremacy when he was running for president.
But it's just crazy when you're at these things and you kind of watch what happened on the ground.
You document it on video and then you see like the fake news media start to spin and weave their own narrative like in real time.
So like it was just a mixture of kind of like, you know, as a Christian, conviction, understanding that I know the truth, I have the truth.
I have it on video as well.
And if I don't go tell the truth in such a monumental case, it would be weighing on my heart for the rest of my life.
And whatever the outcome was, I knew I just had to go do the right thing and testify to the truth, especially because there was a lot of lies going on, dude.
I can't imagine, because from my point of view, we covered that story every single day on the show on Ladder with Crowder.
We were watching the show.
At first, we were like, oh my God, what's happening?
on there, man.
Yeah, there's a...
You forgot...
No, I'm just joking.
This story is developing.
You ever have a big show and then you're like, change your diet.
You completely leave that.
Holy shit.
Wait, funniest joke ever.
Sorry.
Steamrolling.
This is my show.
Fucking I don't care.
I was on.
It's like, you're on the show because you're allowed to be.
Hey!
Make your point, Elijah.
Oh, wait, there's a song.
I'm like, no, I didn't even get to hear this.
It's better to go.
Dude, listen, That's why I look forward to it.
Wait, wait.
I was on Adam Krigler's show.
I called in because you pulled out.
You always pull out.
Why don't I have four?
I know.
So wait, wait, wait.
So you pulled out.
And so I come in to fill your place.
You pull out and I come.
And then here's the point.
Here's the point.
I come in and I was like, you know, a lot of people don't know what it's like to work really hard, to establish yourself on a show with a lot of potential.
And then, you know, you get it robbed from you and you have to figure your life out.
And then Adam just stops me.
He goes, Elijah?
I actually fully know what that's like.
You know, and I go.
Point.
Yes, boy.
I forgot who I was talking to.
You know, I think the three of us have a lot in common.
Yeah, I was like, have you ever been in part of something with a lot of potentials big that gets stolen from you?
I don't care what the election came in my life, but I think it's so funny.
Sorry, that was a side note.
I was like, damn, I wish Quarter Black was in here because, dude, Adam, Adam needs to come on.
So, by the way, some of the upcoming guests on Saturday streams, Adam Krigler.
We have Gina Von Tempo.
We have John Doyle coming on.
And then we have anyone else who wants to ruin their career.
So that's what we have.
Keep going and talk.
I don't know what to pretend like you're.
I think I was talking about you.
Cut me off.
I don't know.
I'll tell you what you were saying, right?
Please.
What are some talking about?
What was it?
Oh, Louder Crowder Renhaush.
Right, right, right.
So we were following this.
Thank you, Mo. Flood, you got a job, bro.
By the way, wait, wait, real fast.
Oh, even before he fixes another time, don't say anything.
I want midstream to say links in the description.
Follow them all their social media and YouTube.
Just make sure you click links in the description.
Wherever you can find them, follow them.
Make sure you click that.
All links, whether you're audio only, click the links in the description, follow them, and also give super chat ghetto chats, I should say.
Get a chat.
If you can.
Reparations.
Reparations for blacks.
Yes.
Yo, you know what's funny?
Hold on.
Let me say this.
My bad.
Whatever I was going to say.
Go ahead.
No, no, we're going to get to that because I want to hear.
No, don't.
I love hearing about you live on your life on Lotto Crowder.
But when I first heard of Elijah, it was on the episode.
You were on it, actually.
Really?
Yes, it was about the Twitter people talking about the extent they're trying to kill all white people, basically.
They were talking about that on Twitter.
Remember the audio on Twitter?
And Elijah was like, black people always be wilding.
Remember that?
I turned that into a sound on my live stream forever.
And I just always, all through my live stream for months was just pushing.
Black people always be wilding every time.
I don't know your voice.
That was the first episode of Elijah.
You got to send me some clips of that, bro.
Gotcha.
Because these live streams, I'm hoping, take a life of their own.
So I'm hoping that even as funding comes in and the people get hotels, I'm hoping that people start being regulars and we start getting a good crew going.
Because if we get a good crew going, hint, hint to.
Hey.
Not a correlation.
I was not using them pronouns to refer to the two lives in their bodies.
Literally the only correct of it.
Make your bang and monkey.
I was going to say is eventually I would like to still live out my dream of having a five-day a week live show.
Who knows?
Absolutely.
Well, hopefully one day I can get the funding to bring that back.
Fuck, we wasted a lot of people.
I need to share it.
Everybody share the stream.
Get it to 3K.
Let's go.
I want to say this.
If you ever make plans, if they end within the first year, you will lose so much fucking money.
Damn, man.
Just please, if you're ever going to invest a shit ton of money in a project, find the right people and do it right because then you get fucking poor afterwards.
So be cool.
Be chill.
It's a learning experience.
Learning experience.
And now I'm with Quarterback Barrett, so I haven't learned.
Quarterback Barrett.
Barrett, man.
That's my name, Barrett.
Border Black.
Border Black Barrett.
Border Clack.
I'm Darrett.
Border Clack Darrett.
I'm calling him.
He's Border Deck Glaret.
Every time it's different.
I feel like I'm going to have to order some pizza soon.
Yes, dude.
I was going to say, last time we did get pizza, did you part of the show?
But I'll see what I'm going to do.
Maybe not pizza.
But do you have any restrictions?
No, no, no, we're good, we're good.
You're pretty picky, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm extremely.
Do you like pepper chocolate pizza?
Do you like pepperoni?
Do you like pizza or no?
Do you have pizza or no?
I'll eat it.
I just got a lactose intolerance.
Oh, fucking.
Oh, my God.
There's always something with me.
Always Tim.
Oh.
Oh, lactose.
He's falling off.
Yeah, that's weird, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
God, already a sub or something.
Sucks, bro.
Damn.
Keep going.
Take a sushi club.
Pretend people are interested.
Go ahead.
What are we talking about?
Okay, so yeah.
There we go.
There we go.
For my McDonald's, bro.
Woo!
Make a ring out of monkeypox.
All right, well, we're going to keep going on this article in a second.
I just got to order this.
Keep going.
Now, quarterback, now I want to hear it, please.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't remember what I was saying.
Okay, now.
Okay.
Now I got you again.
Every day used to cover the Rittenhouse.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Kyle Rittenhouse.
Right.
So, like, following that, every single day we were watching all of the riots, all the Summer of Love stuff, and then seeing the Kyle Rittenhouse kind of like unfold in real time and being very close to that situation.
I can't imagine what it would be like to be like, Drew, like, you were so you were there, man.
Like, you were stressful.
It was nuts.
Holy crap.
It was just like, I tried to, like, not think about how big it really was.
Yeah.
You know, because I remember.
I remember when Fox found out I was going to do it, they streamed it.
I don't think Fox streamed any other day.
So I was like, just the day you're on?
Yeah.
I'm going around the phone.
Add what you want.
So I thought it was pretty interesting.
I've never done anything like that in my life.
By the way, by the way, but they also did fund this.
You guys funded this.
I'm passing around the Uber Eats request at a local 54th Street shouting out.
Can someone give $5 so I can get some lactate?
Yeah.
No, no, it's 54th Street.
It's not pizza.
It's quite American.
No, but I want to go in this.
Okay, so.
Yay!
Yeah!
Yo, make a rain now.
Is that real Fractal?
Yeah.
That was a real $5.
Hold up.
How about what he said?
Okay, we have to watch these clips because I also say this.
I appreciate the idea that you take time to clip my show because I'm actually lazy.
We don't clip our own show.
So thank you.
Is this Media Management?
We have a new clips.
We have a new clips channel in the last two episodes.
They said, so here's the three things before we get into Drew's stuff.
They said, by the way, we're only an hour and 20 minutes in.
This is at least two hours and 15 minutes.
So I say we got to go.
I know.
Let's go.
This live is going for a long time.
Do not even give up.
Let's get it.
Hey!
Here we go.
Hey!
Hey!
Make it rain now.
I feel like it's a good disruptor because, like, we're not on Tim Poole a lot.
I'm going to go back on.
Do you want to go back on together?
Because Timpool wants me to come back on.
Let's go back on.
Let's do it.
Let me talk to him.
Because I'd rather go on with you and make it.
We have fun on there.
We always bring up Christ and have a good time.
But I said, so this is what this is.
So this is an.
The last time I was on Tim, I was like yelling at him.
I think I was irritating him.
I kept telling him he's not real.
Did you see that?
I was like, I was like, Tim Poole.
I was like, Tim Pole is a conspiracy.
He's not real.
He's a simulation.
And he's like, I am real.
I was like, no, Tim, you're not.
You're not.
You don't realize that you're in a simulation.
Take off your beanie, bro.
I love Tim.
I know, I love him, dude.
I just love Tim.
I love Nomi too.
I love him because we always fight a lot.
And also, last time I mentioned on my stream a few streams ago that the last time I was on with Matt Walsh and him, I had found, that's when I found out my show was ending was while I was live, and it crushed my heart.
And I'm tired of hearing this.
I think we need to move past this, man.
I need redemption on his show.
No, what I'm saying is we want to get to the point.
We got a Tim Pool show.
We got to get you past this.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah!
No, I'm saying.
You're distracting me from trying to order this fucking film.
I'm saying I fucked up my last appearance because I'm saying I was on the show and I got news while I was on the show.
Oh, while you were there?
Yeah, while I was on, like, I looked at my phone, like, 10 minutes in, and like, it crushed my spirit.
and then roasted brussels bro And then what happened was, what happened was, is that it threw me off.
So I fucked up my whole appearance.
And they even said that.
I could feel that.
They even told me they're like, hey, what's wrong with you, man?
What happened on your last appearance?
They didn't invite me back because they were like, you really fucked up the whole thing.
And I'm like, I need redemption because I went on the show and I was deflated, but I need to actually do it.
And I don't care about hearing about it.
I'm saying I need to come back on as a new man.
That's all.
I've never been invited.
Sour patch.
What's up with that?
All right, throw it to the video.
I hasn't quarter-blacked mirror.
Why am I doing that?
That is so racist.
Come here.
I'll give it to him.
I'll give it.
Throw it.
I'll throw it.
I got it.
Oh, look, I got that.
Look, that was good.
That was good.
All right, here you go.
Here's the first extremist quote.
It's one of three videos.
Let's watch this.
Let's bring this up.
Here's the first extremist extremism quote.
But I know this is kind of crazy where we gotta point out.
Where's that music coming from?
I can't see it.
I can hear it.
Hold on.
There you go.
There you go.
That's something else Elijah has left on his surge history.
We've got some other tabs.
We've got another tab.
I don't know what the hell that was, guys.
Let us know what you think it was in the chat.
I think this is kind of crazy where we got into a point in the country where you know things are bad when the men are like, you know what?
We're just going to give it up to the women to figure things out.
And I'm actually not talking crap on women because the saying behind every good man is an even greater woman.
I don't like that phrase.
I don't like that phrase.
I think that's dumb.
Behind every man is a strong woman that he leads as she takes care of his household, as she looks after his family, as she helps him to add value to the family, right?
So he can focus on his work.
But this idea that somehow men don't have the capability to solve the issues.
Guys, we caused these problems.
We literally made the issues.
You can blame it on women.
We're the ones who gave them the right to vote.
We're the ones who let them get into power.
And Roe v. Wade voted in by men.
Yeah, it was all Roe v. Wade was voted in by men.
And then women, they did help take it apart, but it was catalyzed by Clarence Thomas, who was a man.
And so the fact that we've gotten to a point in the world where they're saying, well, now we need to just give up.
Men need to shut up.
They need to step back.
And they need to just let women figure things out.
Women can't even get along with each other.
They can't even figure out their friendships.
They're not going to figure out the country.
Even though there's plenty of lovely women out there who are strong leaders, who are bold, who have filled positions that men have given up, that men have chosen not to lead.
And when women lead, it's a sign of a curse on a country because if men are strong and they're leading the country well, women do not feel the need to lead.
Well, I think that's kind of the main point that the guy is making, too.
He's like, well, look at Putin's, Putin is a masculine man who's making a masculine move by going in.
And who does he think he is?
Oh, he doesn't fear anybody.
He doesn't fear us.
He needs to be more like a woman.
He needs to be emasculated.
So not only are they telling you, they're also dissing women at the same simultaneously because they're going, oh, Putin with his moves, what are you doing?
If you were a woman, you wouldn't do this.
What?
A girl isn't strong enough to go to not fear anybody and go in.
Well, in reality, yeah, a female would be scareder to do this, but that's what they want.
That's what they want.
They don't want a man.
They don't want a king.
They don't want somebody that's coming in.
It's going to come and assert himself and be dominant.
And that's why they want women in office.
They're just, I mean, it's crazy that this is.
So that's what they got.
understand what is wrong with what you're saying here uh whenever you go to like okay So I've been married for over 10 years.
Really?
Damn.
Yes.
Wow.
Yes.
You got married four kids.
It was really nice.
One of the things that is so important about the female and male dynamic of leadership is like that saying, right?
That there's always a strong woman behind every leadered man, behind every strong man, right?
It's because if you're in a perfect relationship that you're both supporting each other, you come together, right?
You have conversations between the two of you.
It's not about, and if you read the Bible, the Bible's very clear about it, too.
It's like you come together and you support each other.
And in that, you kind of, you have conversations, you make decisions upon those two different points of view.
And then one person goes forth and makes the decision.
So I don't see anything wrong with what you just said.
Yeah, men, at least from our point of view of the Bible, is like the man is the leader of your house, your household.
You go forth, you make decisions, but it's not like from a one-point of view kind of stance.
It is really both of you guys coming together and going, where do we want to go as a team here?
Where do we want to go as a family?
Let's go in this direction.
And then one person goes, all right, that's where we're going.
Move forward.
And it's usually the man in the situation.
But that's because that's just what happens.
Like, whenever we go back to living in tribes, whenever we have these situations where you have somebody that needs to stay home, protect.
It's natural.
Yeah, it's part of our human condition to be like, well, somebody needs to take care of the family and stay home and protect that aspect.
And somebody needs to go forth and provide.
So that's what the men do.
But it's not a...
I hate the idea that it's men are in power and it's only the men that make decisions.
Because that's ridiculous.
It's a lie, right?
Because it's always a team effort.
It's always a team effort.
It's always both of you guys coming together, making decisions together, and then one person coming divorce.
Sorry, it's the boost.
You!
Hey, get blood!
Breakfast fun!
It's one person.
One person making a decision.
Because multiple people can't make a decision.
One person ultimately has to make that decision.
And it says this here.
Hold on, right?
By the way, Flaude, your girl got her food, yes?
No, I was just going to split what I got with her.
No.
Okay, then.
No, dude, you're racking in the reparations.
You're eating children.
I hope everything I just said made sense.
Maybe I'll get my media matters.
No, it's coming.
I just ordered some food.
I ordered stuff.
I just ordered stuff.
We have extra food here.
It's going to be a bunch of food.
I guarantee I will be able to split it.
Yeah.
Well, we're like, you guys just bought his best.
So by the way, we're $100 dry on his dinner.
We have to get the money in for this dinner.
But here's the deal.
So then they said this.
And I love this stuff.
By the way, they just make the shit.
It's called the shit stream for a reason because it's just like stupid stuff we're talking about.
They said on July 6th, Schaefer said, you really can't blend certain cultures together.
And when it comes to immigrants from countries like Syria, it actually destroys the peace and fabric of a nation.
I don't know what that means, but here you go.
That's what they said.
So we had that.
Also, what happened, too, is, you know, people talked about the shooting of this is only an American problem, but I don't know if people saw this.
This is not funny.
But, um, Copenhagen, I totally, in the last episode, got something completely wrong.
I think they said it was Danish people, and I said it was, I got the country wrong.
What did I get wrong?
Does anybody know?
I think he said Denmark.
I got the whole country wrong.
I'm American.
Geography is not my strong point.
But Copenhagen.
Yeah, but I think.
I think, but I think, yeah, that's what I'm saying, the Danish.
Okay, Denmark.
Okay, great.
Because I think I got the Netherlands wrong or something crazy.
I don't know what I did wrong.
But there's a mass shooting in Copenhagen.
Take it a couple of years ago.
Some of the strictest gun laws in the world, apparently.
But if you go down, there was a mass shooting at a mall.
This is from the Blaze News Reports.
An unidentified 22-year-old suspect has been arrested and admitted to a psychiatric facility after he allegedly fired off several rounds of a gun at a shopping mall in Copenhagen, Denmark, reportedly killing three and wounding seven others.
The type of gun used in the attack has not yet been released.
Reporters say the shooter whose name police say had been sealed by a Danish court, but who have been described as an ethnic Dane.
I like how that's how they say white.
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Dane.
He's a white guy.
All right.
I want to say too, Elijah, with these reports, this happens in Denmark, Sweden, and Switzerland, is anytime crimes are committed, they want to protect the identity and race because they don't want the whole racism thing.
Because these countries are letting in massive amounts of immigration from Somalia, those African countries.
And so you have these populations from these Arab countries, like Middle East as well, coming into these countries and starting up kind of those violence, the street games.
We're kind of seeing the no-go zones in Sweden, but a lot of their media won't give out the race because they don't want to, they won't get it.
But at least at least this is what they did, right?
Because he's thinking they know he's white.
No, but they have to be.
You say when they're white, though.
Yeah, I know.
They always clarify.
When they're white, it's fine.
So here's what's crazy.
I think it was Norway that just had the big mass shooting as well, right?
Was it Sweden or Norway that just had the big mass shooting about a couple weeks ago?
So it was one of the Nordic countries, but they had the mass shooting.
And I noticed that none of the reports had the race of the shooter.
So then, they said it was a Norwegian man.
They were saying a Norwegian man.
So now they use the country like an American, right?
Like when they say a British man, a British man attacked the mosque and his name's like.
Okay.
I'm cut short for a second.
The point was, they said that I said that people cannot mix.
And then I also said obesity is the biggest crime against humanity other than abortion that's been legalized in this country, which is funny.
This is the quote.
Obesity is a crime.
It should be a crime.
Dude, fat people are very depressed in the world.
They really are.
And I know that.
For a matter of fact, because we could all, you know, get in better shape and stuff.
And like, obesity is the biggest crime against humanity other than abortion that's been legalized in the country.
Like, they want you fat, sick, poor, and they don't want you to reproduce.
They want you to be killing your kids.
I want to bring this up here because it's really easy for dudes to get way thicker than we should.
And I mean this as a real responsibility.
For instance, men, dude, we love burgers.
We love burgers.
We love French fries.
We love, like, not Drew, but for the rest of us that are humans, we like beer.
So, but what I meant is like, men love shit that's like bad for them.
It's like, dude, we like jacking off, but you know, we shouldn't.
We should fuck our wives.
We like eating bad food.
We shouldn't.
But in the end, like, there's no thing better than a time of like literally doing what's worse for you.
Having some shitty humor with the boys over beers and burgers.
Like, that's like, that's the most basic thing.
That's the best thing ever.
Oh, $100.
Let's go.
Dude, he's in the sixth season.
He's in like Venus seasons now.
At this rate, we just buy him a house.
Yeah, please.
Holy crap.
I'm here.
By the way, my housing for the blacks.
If this podcast gets canceled, I have a few names, but I want to start a new one called Being Real, which is being honest about life.
That's the whole point of this podcast, being real.
It's not saying that's more.
I know what I'm saying.
But my point is, it's not being original or just being real.
It's like, yeah, nothing's more real with the boys than let's just say, hey, having some beers, some burgers, and stuff.
And it's like, but when I say obesity is a crime, it's like all of us in the room have been fatter or thinner.
I mean, Cora, you've literally, how much have you lost?
How much weight have you lost?
30 pounds so far?
Oh, yeah.
35 maybe.
I need to get on that, John.
Flawed, you're looking pretty good, though.
No, I'm getting big, man.
No?
Yeah, I'm bigger than I usually am.
But your girl doesn't care, huh?
No, no, she doesn't.
Yeah, I know girls like big boys, right?
There's like heavy boys lay on me.
She looks at me different than when I was 160.
Girl, she's not on the screen, but like I can look at you right now.
I'm looking at your face.
Girls just like big boy.
Big boy.
Lay on me, big boy.
And that's it.
It's like heavyweight, big boy thrust action.
And that's what it is.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
No, but I mean, like, it's like girls don't, dude, it's crazy.
Girls who are like arms, shoulders, maybe, maybe some back, just being big, but like the shreddedness, they'll respect it for the discipline.
Yeah.
But like, the fuck boys.
Girls aren't like real women.
Women are not going to fuck boys, but girls are.
That's good.
Yeah.
Great point.
So it's like, it's like, but dude, the guy kind of guy's going to sustain you, raise your kids, love you, stick around, maybe fox up, maybe looks at porn sometimes, whatever.
Like, you know, but you're going to forgive him and like go through life.
That's the guy that you want that's going to like at least admit he was wrong and try to work on life.
You don't, you, you can deal with a guy who's a guy who's got sexual proclivities, whatever.
He's got his issues, but you don't want a guy who's like, you're a bitch.
I don't care about you.
You want a husband.
You want a fucking marriage.
Faithful.
A man.
A real man.
Does his job, man?
He's been doing his job.
He's my age.
Got four kids.
He's going in.
I need to stop doing my job.
Can this guy chill?
Bro, you need to slow down there, black guy.
Hey, black guy, you need to slow down there.
We've got a quarter black race, three black sperm count.
Yes.
All I'll say is, I'm going to move on to the next article, which is said, they said that I called the Highland Park shooter a transsexual terrorist because they said he's a cross-dressing white male.
And they're saying, well, he just cross-dressed like this to blend in.
What do you mean, blend in?
Like, guys, don't, like, guys don't blend in in society?
What are you talking about?
Like, well, they say he's trying to cover his tattoos.
I'm like, don't people have tattoos in society?
It's Chicago, bro.
This is cross-dressing transgender shooter just killed people.
We have transsexual terrorism happening.
And they're mad about that.
And of course, Kez and then made it in for me saying, I'm down to, this is extremism.
I'm down to celebrate the ending of slavery.
It would be really cool.
It would also be really cool to think 500,000 white men who gave their lives to end slavery.
How's that extremism?
It's not extreme at all.
In fact, from your point of view, media matters, it should be great that a bunch of white people thought, hey, let's end slavery and literally die to stop it.
Ultimate sacrifice.
That should be praised.
That should be like, that is a great move as a society in history for white people to go, hey, maybe we shouldn't see other people of different races as lesser or as a slave.
We should literally put our lives on the line and die so we can stop that because we see that as an injustice.
That's a great thing.
And I hate that we've like perverted that idea as a culture, as a society, to see that as a negative thing.
It's insane to me.
But they need it.
Oh.
Sound kick.
No, but they need it.
Like media matters and these leftists.
Oh, back to back.
Media matters and these leftists, they need it.
This is why we have the juicy smole's engineering racist hate crime hoaxes.
Or the bubble walls.
But they need it because it's their grift.
And they want black people and brown people to feel oppressed and like victims, like they could do nothing with their lives because that literally provides a job for them.
They monetize this like engineered racism.
They have to produce it and just make sure that it's always coming out because, I mean, think about it.
If they did eradicate racism once and for all, these people wouldn't have jobs.
So, this is why they constantly have to just engineer this stuff and put this narrative out there that everything is racist and blacks and browns are always oppressed because that narrative could never die for them because it keeps them employed.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, it's like that.
We're the SJWs, we're gonna eradicate it, but we need it to continue because that's what's paying my bills.
Yeah, it's really good that it's continuing and I can continue to talk about it.
Dude, I wish I owned this house because one of my biggest deals would be, I can't afford this house because we're barely even getting flawed at night.
No, because this house is like a million dollars now.
And what's crazy because we're in Frisco, you know, Frisco, Texas.
It's the best economy in human history.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, no, no, but what makes me mad is like, is like this house was $500,000 in 2019.
It's worth over a million now, but it's not worth that.
It's just the inflation.
I live in a very normal middle-class house, by the way.
I'm not rich.
I don't have a ton of money.
What I mean is, like, it would be nice is my whole ultimate dream would be to like put like a filtration system, smoke cigars in the middle.
Wouldn't you love?
Wouldn't you love cigars?
I would love that.
That'd be gangster.
By the way, I'll say this.
I'll say this: I'm in such a place with super chats.
I could send you home in an Uber and take your car back to you and have you drive me back tomorrow.
Figure that out.
Oh, damn.
We could figure that out.
Oh, man.
And I wouldn't have to sleep on the casting couch.
No, no, but no, no, but honestly, that couch is actually comfortable in there.
But also, I'm looking like money, money, I'm very white.
I thought that was a life beater.
My eyes hurt.
I thought that was a life beater, I swear.
No one knows that I'm very.
Well, you're tatted, bro.
You are too.
No one knows.
Dude, I'm very, I have tats all over my body.
I have tats of my legs, my arms.
I'm a very tatted boy.
I don't have flawedzillas.
Mario tube fire.
Now look.
That's all I got, though.
Damn, you really are tatted up.
I'm tatted up.
You get that, when you get that calf tatted, you're like really tatted.
Yeah.
I have a lot of tats.
I just, I just don't put them on your face.
Tatty.
Yeah, because tatties.
I'm not black.
You're not serious about getting tattoos like Flaude is, okay?
You're not on his breast.
I had both parents in my house.
Damn, Elijah.
Why are you going to bring that up?
Are your parents divorced?
No, you have both parents, right?
No.
Oh, no.
That's why it was so funny because maybe that's true.
Let me talk to my therapist.
Does anybody in the chat want to be Flaude's daddy?
Nah.
Elijah would be my teddy.
A lot of people being his daddy right now.
Wait, what's can you send me a DM?
What's the article that you were in?
I want to bring it up.
The one about the one that we were in for Media Matter.
Is this both of us and that everyone's in?
Bring that up.
I want to bring up a video real fast.
I'm going to bring it up in a second.
Give me like five.
I haven't even watched the video they put it.
They like made their own video.
No, I haven't either.
I haven't looked at a lot of these things.
This is called the shit cast because this is my dream is just to like be like, just like look at dumb shit.
And isn't it the best?
That's like that's how I run my channel.
Me too.
It's like the dumbest shit ever.
And I'm like, fam.
I can't possibly.
Because I can't fake.
I can't fake being like.
I'm a public soldier.
I mean, subscriber.
Thank you.
I can't fake and like make this whole like professional shit because I'm not a professional person.
So my whole channel is just no, your streams are really good, dude.
And I was going to say this: like, it's, it's also like because it's rigged against us.
And I know this from someone who's been on a YouTube doing dumb shit like this.
There was an era where this content could make it out to the public.
So it's the comments.
I think what's his name?
Someone I know, someone's like, oh man, you've fallen off.
I go, bro, look, man, if you've actually been lazy, but if you've actually been lazy, then I understand.
I go, but the deal is, is like, you know, I employ so many people.
We have such a good life.
Everything's so good because people are so supportive.
And most importantly, you know, we're demonetized.
We're everything.
But it doesn't really matter because the point is, is that Gavin McGinnis, I gave this last recommendation.
Gavin McGinnis always tells me, if you're having fun doing it, then who cares?
If you're fucking poor or rich, or if you're rich, you're not going to be happy.
If you're poor, you're not going to be happy.
It's like you want to have a good time.
If you're not in the streets, man, how can you complain?
Well, you're almost there.
I'm trying to say, by the way, don't forget, complain every day.
Well, don't forget, by the way, go to my screen here real fast.
Brian, we have Venmo.
You can send super chats and also go to, click the link in the description, send those super chats.
Keep Flaude out of prison at this point.
He's about to die.
Hey, oh, he's going to go to the Flaud.
Go to Flaude.
Please.
I love this man.
Please.
Come on, help him out, man.
He needs to live.
Thank you.
Thank you, Cordeblad, because that wouldn't happen if you didn't come over here.
Yeah, I know.
We're defeating racism.
I love it.
Exper chat.
Every super chat.
You sent it to me, Drew.
Little rest.
Yeah, I sent it to you in a text message.
No, send it in.
DM on Twitter.
There is less racism.
Absolutely.
Let me face this every time.
I do want to bring this up.
Let me bring this up real fast.
Like, dude, do you know I impersonated Demi Lovato?
I almost got my whole Twitter deleted.
And then, yeah, but here's the deal.
So I almost did.
And then most importantly, is I lost 1,000 followers because I kept saying things like, my name's Demi.
I'm queer.
I'm retarded.
I kept tweeting things like that.
And then I'd lose, every time I would tweet, I'd lose 100 followers instantly.
I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, fuck you.
Heroin's dope.
And they're like, I just lose 100 followers.
I'm not lying.
Heroin is dope.
It's so funny.
It's so fucking funny.
I want to point this out how stupid our government is before I go into the thing.
Nancy Pelosi was asked about her Chinese connection and she had, that's what, can I say this?
Can anyone agree with me?
Yeah, but I feel like it's such a disservice.
This channel got categorized on YouTube by a political channel, so it got hit so badly in terms of, like how is this a political channel?
Like I just burped.
Like, how is they're?
Like, this is just like FOX NEWS.
Yeah, it's like, how do we get a political channel?
We just laugh at society, we just make, we make fun of it.
Like how is this?
It's a joke.
We've drew, we've been, we happened to accidentally get involved in politics because society became so entwined yeah, but we purposely do it flawed.
That's the same thing with me.
I was honestly doing music reactions and then all of a sudden people are like, what do you think about this?
What do you think about this, what do you think about this?
And now I do political things like what even is politics?
Like, what's the point?
I just laugh.
I really don't actually know anything.
I say it before every stream.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
This is gonna be funny, that's it.
They've kind of like categorized everything as politics.
Yeah, like you even have a slight if you say good yeah politics, right there, you're automatically politics.
It's like.
No, like that's not what I'm about.
And you're a conservative and you're a bigot and you're a white nationalist and extremist.
Watch this.
This is what Nancy Pelosi said.
Very funny shit.
Listen to this.
Look at that dude.
Look at that thumbnail.
When I was a little girl, I was told at the beach, if I dug a hole enough, we would reach China.
so we've always felt a connection there.
So that was China, so we've always felt a connection there.
Whatever Was stolen at the beach.
I dug a hole deep enough we would reach China.
So we've always felt a connection there.
I was a little bit more.
Where is she saying this?
What is this even connecting to?
Embassy of Tokyo?
Is that what it says on the bottom?
Yo.
Is that what it said?
What?
Embassy.
Tokyo?
Do I have that right?
Yeah, it does.
She's from United States of America.
Japan.
And she's like, I dug a whole bunch of people.
I said I connected to China, so I have a connection.
She said, I always felt a connection there.
Because I could dig a whole team.
Please retire.
Go to an old folks home.
Imagine that.
Stop being a little bit of a child.
I need to have you guys on more regularly on the shit streams because there's no funding for this, which is great besides the people.
But also, like Gavin said, it's like, I want to get back to having fun.
I hate everything.
Alex is getting tired.
It's like, I just want to have fun.
I'm going to laugh.
It's so stupid.
Hey, George.
See, that's what we're talking about.
Woohoo, George.
I do want to say this, by the way, to bring up a couple more videos, just to add some content in here.
Remember, election denying is illegal.
We can't deny content or cannot deny the election, and we cannot make content denying the election.
But watch this.
Remember this?
So we can't deny elections on YouTube.
That's very big.
Drew knows that.
Evan Timpo, they always tell you can't deny the election, you can't do this, you can't do that.
But they can do this.
Let's watch this.
This is Adam Schiff, and many of our very praised politicians watch this.
I continue to think that our voting machines are too vulnerable.
Our researchers have repeatedly demonstrated that ballot recording machines and other voting systems are susceptible to tampering.
Even hackers with limited prior knowledge, tools, and resources could reach voting machines in a matter of minutes.
In 2018, electronic voting machines in Georgia and Texas deleted votes for certain candidates or switched votes from one candidate to another.
The biggest seller of voting machines is doing something that violates cybersecurity 101, directing that you install remote access software, which would make a machine like that, you know, a magnet for fraudsters and hackers.
These voting machines can be hacked quite easily.
You could easily hack into them.
It makes it seem like all these states are doing different things, but in fact, three companies are controlling that.
An external party could access the machine's wireless feature to, quote, record voting data or inject malicious data.
There are a lot of states that are dealing with antiquated machines, right?
Which are vulnerable to being hacked.
Wait a second.
43% of American voters use voting machines that researchers have found have serious security flaws.
We know how vulnerable values are because we know the hackathon that took place last year where virtually every machine was broken into fairly quickly.
I actually held a demonstration for my colleagues here at the Capitol where we brought in folks who, before our eyes, hacked election machines.
Oh, that's me.
Those that are being used in many states.
Aging systems also frequently rely on unsupported software like Windows XP in 2000, which may not receive regular security patches and are thus more vulnerable to the labor.
They get that Windows hack.
In a close president or election, they just need to hack one swing state.
Or maybe one or two.
Or maybe just a few counties in one swing state.
I'm very concerned that you could have a hack that finally went through.
Both sides seem to agree that no votes were changed in the 2016 election.
And I said the experts I talk to say that until you have a forensic analysis of a vote, until you go in there and scrub the whole system, you can't really say that.
He looks like a body snatcher.
The alien from Men in Black, like when you pull your streets.
That's what he looks like.
It looks like a zombie.
See-through, legit.
We're literally about 50.
Do you guys want to?
Okay, let me ask you guys to see your schedule because I'm not.
What?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Yeah.
Hey, there.
Yeah.
That's not what was more comfortable down here.
Welcome to the OnlyFans of Corner Black Garrett.
I'll unbutton the button every time.
Kill those around.
I'm like trying to come on the screen now.
Hold up.
Dude, that does work.
I hope you don't get legitimately.
I hope you get demonetized because of that video you just played.
Quarterback shrunk.
Yeah, watch.
You get striked and everything because you played a video of all that.
No, but I was going to say, our food's on its way.
But also, are you guys on a time crunch?
Are you guys going to keep going?
Nope.
No, I'm still.
You're sitting here before I leave if I want to.
I got the time, bro.
Yeah, I was like, let's keep this going because then I don't feel bad.
I'm like, I'm like, dude, we'll do the dude.
The memes are so good coming on Telegram.
I might start sporadically bringing them in.
I will actually.
In about 15 or 20 minutes, start just bringing them in.
They're so bad.
They're so funny.
But I have this article from Drew.
I don't see it in my slightly offense or my main one.
I didn't sent you a DM on Instagram.
No, on Twitter.
You said Instagram.
Twitch, tweet.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Can somebody fact check that?
Who's the retired crew?
Did he say Twitter or did he say?
It's Elijah.
It's Elijah.
Yes.
I do love where we're going with this live stream.
Oh my gosh.
Venmos are coming in.
We have so many super chats coming in.
Okay, here, let's try this.
Let's try this for the third time because Elijah Schaefer is retarded.
First, I sent it an iMessage, then Instagram.
So now we're going to try Twitter and see if he could manage to pull myself.
This stream is dangerous.
This is the stream of don't drink alcohol, folks.
The only person who doesn't drink here is Drew, and he's like the most person.
He's like, I actually know what's happening.
Everyone here is retarded.
He's that one guy that's like, man, you guys are retarded.
Hold on.
And I'm like, dude, I can't believe it.
I literally would say my quarterbacks.
There's streams of me.
Can't breathe.
Can I say, dude, that's what.
Can I say Gavin McGinnis the best mentor?
Because that's what he said.
It's just if you're having fun, then you win.
Yes.
Every time.
If you're having fun making the content, if you're not having fun, then you lose.
Even if you get a lot of views, even if you're very famous, if you get a lot of views and you're not having fun, you lose.
Yeah.
You have to lose.
Oh!
So I press a button here.
Who that was brother Brian invented that?
That's a pretty good idea of super chats.
You can make people dance.
Hell yeah.
It's not bad.
Okay, I'm going back to my messages real fast.
Who are we talking about?
Right here, you.
Okay, media matters.
So they're trying to cancel this channel, which is fine.
Why would they do that?
Check this out.
Go to my screen.
Right-wing clickbait pushing anti-LGBTQ groomer.
Smears are increasingly popular.
They're making this illegal on the website.
YouTube is rife with homophobic clickbait content, pushing the groomer narrative and even calls for children to be taken away from parents who bring the pride or drag related festivals.
Okay, well, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These videos.
I sense no lies here.
Some of which violate YouTube's hate speech.
Paul is homophobic.
I'm not scared of homosexuals.
Let me tell you that right now.
Me either.
Yeah, they get the limp wrists.
Anyways.
I'm pretty camp myself, but I think that's like it's there's so much Florida in the LA water.
It's part of the I'm scared of you.
I'm scared of you.
You're scared of you.
Hey, everybody.
I'm scared.
You're so scared.
Stop.
Hey, everybody.
I'm scared of you.
But they're adding Feel the Fire anti-LGBTQ anti-LGBTQ threats.
Wow.
So, ready for this?
It starts out.
Drew Hernandez.
A lot of press.
The first person, by the way.
Drew Hernandez, host of right-wing group Turning Point USA's Frontlines.
Go to Shot.
Go to Shot.
Promo right there.
Frontlines.
Follow descriptions.
It's a really good show that I would say is only halted in views because you're on a bigger channel.
But it's a very damn good show.
You should really watch its funniest.
Dude, Frontlines is every day and it's so funny.
I love that show.
It gets throttled because they love it.
I watch it almost every day.
Yeah.
It's released a series of episodes in June related to Pride Month, which she has labeled Groomer Month.
Targeting LGBTQ people and drag performers.
Hernandez repeatedly pushed the narrative that queer people are, quote, grooming kids, both in schools and during Pride Month events.
Hernan has also referred to LGBTQ people as mentally ill.
Seemingly.
Ding, Seemingly violating YouTube's hate speech policy, which does not allow claims that individuals or groups are physically or mentally inferior based on the sexual identity.
Dude, if you're fucking kids, you're a fucking degenerate shit.
You should be fucking jailed or possibly capitalists.
Across the board, I don't care if you're gay or straight or whatever.
If you're fucking kids, you're inferior to human race.
I'm sorry, maybe that's crazy.
Maybe I'm pushing a sexualized agenda on children.
Where's the lie?
Can we watch the clip, though?
I want to watch it.
Just for the record, I have never watched this.
Neither vibes.
This is my first time.
I want to watch it.
So you guys are going to get all the shit stream because I tell people, like, this is like, this show is both for alcoholics and recovering alcoholics.
It's like, hey, Millstone Month.
This is the only show that's equally proportioned for atheists and Christians.
Where everybody love blacks and whites, gays and straights.
It's like, if you hate insanity, then watch this.
Let's watch this.
All right, let's see.
Well, here we are in Groomer Month.
Like I said, here we are in Groomer Month where everything has to be sexualized.
Everything's gay.
Looks behind the music.
That's the children's, that's the gay hot women era.
They're just gone.
I'm not going to be here for this.
I like the thing has to be a sex act.
This is groomer month because they come right out the gate and they want to target your kids because they want to groom them and they want to sexualize them and some of these pedos infiltrate and they want to have sex with your kids.
Dominate, dominate.
It never ends.
It's always the same.
How dare you groom kids?
Screw you.
That's how America feels about this.
We don't care about this minority of people.
We're not going to let them get away with this anymore.
They establish themselves successfully as a protective class.
And they themselves won't even come out and disagree with what I'm saying.
This is why they always cry woof or they play the victim if anyone calls them out for grooming a kid with homosexuality or lesbianism or transgenderism or whatever.
And everybody bows down to this community and lets them do whatever the hell they want, even when it comes to grooming and exposing children.
No, you people are pissed off because I put a mirror up to you and I show you just exactly what you are and it looks bad and it looks horrible and it looks terrible because everybody in their right mind that sees some kind of weirdo freak adult up there telling little kids we have lube knows that that is disgusting, it's vile and it's wrong.
It's totally normal when you have some mentally ill people riding bikes.
It's the same thing little girl.
Oh my god while they tell you we have lube little girl freaking cry to LA groomer parade.
I love you Drew.
Holy sake I want my young people.
I want my young people.
I want my young people they feel entitled to your kids.
You watch little kid.
You watch.
Unless you're a bigot son you are forced to watch this.
I mean that mother should be arrested.
Oh it's funny because all Twitter comes and says oh Drew Hernandez is the bigot.
Drew Hernandez is the pedo Drew Hernandez is the weirdo because he's filming children.
You people know just exactly what you are.
You know what you're doing.
You know that you're grooming.
Oh yeah, five-year-olds.
Let's just teach you about gay sex through gay bunnies.
Fucking gay little bestiality to five-year-old kindergartners.
We're going to teach five-year-olds about gay sex through gay little bunnies.
That that is the opportune prime place to groom your kids about their sick and twisted lifestyles.
The sick and twisted part is this continual push to groom kids, to target kids, to manipulate the minds of children with this LGBTQI, whatever the hell you want to call it, agenda.
These people, they target and they work with children and they want your kids to be exposed to this stuff.
They want your kids to grow up thinking that all of this is normal when we all know that it's not normal.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
It absolutely is disgusting.
And you just should not sit there and put up with this.
Okay.
Dude, I need to hear you.
Like I said, accurate.
Hey, shout out to whoever in Media Matters edited that, bro.
That was a big deal.
They want to hire you.
That was a good idea.
That was a bait.
He looked freaking bait.
You get liberals.
Dude, one of the main.
That was awesome.
Dude, one of the main ex-employees of Chad Prather Show works for Now Mediaite and writes shit pieces on Blaze TV.
Wow.
What a bitch.
What a fucking cunt.
I'll tell you this, you fucking cunt.
Listen to me right now.
I'll fucking roast the shit out of you.
Come after us.
I will literally destroy you.
But also this.
On the side note.
That was such good editing.
Do you matter?
And you want to work for me?
I will hire you on way more than they're paying you.
You make Drew look so cool.
Every time you're doing it.
I want Drew Matters to come to something different.
It makes the person look better.
Yes.
They don't get it.
And better every time.
They just did.
They did dad agency.
Switch your whole business model over to that because you're great at it.
Yeah.
you're great dude you look obviously I like the my favorite part was I just I just wish it was the new set.
But I like that they switched music under to the they switched your outfit.
So it's like, it's like they made your quotes way stronger, but switch your outfit.
So the key thing was, it's like, well, your outfits switch, so it's very cool.
So I knew it was not, I know it was fake, but it was audio.
It's like, well, his suit jacket switched, but it's very fucking cool.
He's a quick change.
It was like, was it good?
Dude, I was like, I want to buy this guy dinner.
My favorite part was when he said, it's always good to have mentally ill people riding bikes.
That was the bad part.
That's all he said.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to take that edit, and that is going to be the new promo for my show on Real America's Voice and on Rumble.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to go home and I'm going to go.
That's how disconnected they are.
They think that is like a bad thing.
They think that is a bad video for your brand.
And you're like, no, that's 100% everything I've said.
Thank you.
I agree.
Well, they got in here.
They got in here very quickly.
Said, Plays Media's show, slightly offensive, has previously published an episode on YouTube titled Roasting the Shit Out of Groomers that mocked the idea of killing transgender.
I got a pee.
Everyone's going pee.
Oh, wait, come on.
Everyone go.
Everyone go.
No, there's three restrooms.
Go downstairs.
I have like four maybe in the house.
I don't know.
Okay.
Just go on.
I'll stay with you, Elijah.
Yeah, come for a second.
I'll stay.
See, but this is what these people don't understand.
They literally create content for me.
They like create promo videos for me.
I'm literally going to use their edits and use that as a promotional video ad for my new show.
I mean, the show's been around, but now that it's going to be on Real America's Voice every single night, everyone could watch it, go download the app or wherever it's even like on Dish TV, Pluto, Roku, and all that.
It's going to air every single night at 7.30 p.m. Pacific, 10.30 p.m. Eastern.
I'm going to take that Media Matters and I'm going to use it as a promotional ad to push my show on Rumble as well.
But they don't get it.
They do this all the time.
It's like, when are they going to learn?
Like, you guys just create more promo material.
It's free advertisement because there are people that love that because the content matter is targeting literal people that are targeting the innocence of children.
And people are going to get behind that because they understand that it's bad.
And we say this all the time.
Like, whether it's the gay community, the straight community, or the trans community, I would be saying the exact same things.
No, dude, listen.
Like, it's so hard to stay on these platforms because we're not even edgy.
Like, we're not like, you know, like you interview Alex Jones.
They're like, control the opposition.
Control the opposition.
Like, the cue people and crazy people, it's like, dude, no, man, I don't want you to fuck kids.
And I want you to stop normalizing bad behavior and just be a normal adult and just live your life.
But that's why I said on the show, like, these people know who they are.
I just put up a mirror to them.
Okay.
Disney comes out.
Literal Disney employees come out.
Producers, show creators, writers, and they come out and say, we have a not-so-secret, gay, queer agenda.
And nobody's going to stop me.
I'm just going to keep putting queer stuff in it.
They're open about it.
So I just sit there and say, these people have a not-so-secret, gay, queer.
It's not so secret.
They're targeting children through Disney.
They're using these hyper-sexualized imagery.
They're using it in their content.
I just repeat what they're saying.
And it sounds bad because it is bad.
Because it is bad.
That's stupid.
This is retarded, dude.
These people are stupid.
You're dumb, Media Matters.
You're literally dumb.
Ultimately, yeah, like Media Matters is the dumbest organization because they literally do.
They repeat what we say.
And yes, we agree with the things that you post.
And a lot of people do.
The majority of people do think, hey, maybe Lightyear shouldn't be full of LGBT propaganda.
Maybe it should just be a fun space adventure for kids and not have a bunch of like weird groomy information in it.
But like meme is just so funny.
I just think it's so funny.
It is like promo.
I think it's so funny how these people think that like Disney actually cares about them.
Like the gay community.
That's the best part.
Right?
Like they're like, oh yes, they're allies.
They're allies.
But they're not going to put your movies in freaking China.
Yeah, they cut it out.
They don't air the Middle East.
They cut it out in the Middle East because it's offensive to their culture.
But apparently, yes, Disney is so inclusive.
If they shrink Finn on the online.
If Disney really cared, if Disney really cared, Disney would be, I guess we could say, like, on the left-based.
I don't know if we could even say that.
And just go air it anyways.
But they don't do that because they don't care about them.
Because they really just want money.
Because they're a corporation.
And they just use you to get more money.
Speaking of!
The only true tacos speaking of.
Elogically is going to throw up.
No.
That's not even close.
No.
I've actually had what four drinks.
So I'm actually very good.
But I will tell you this.
We're going to bring the super chat up in a second.
And also, we're going to bring the memes up, which I have to bring up in a second.
I'm going to bring these up.
So let's talk about these.
Hold up.
So.
Talk about aliens after this.
Yeah.
Aliens?
UFOs, bro?
Oh, my gosh.
People are down for a call.
Here we go.
Oh, I forgot about this.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, I got a P, though.
Here we go.
Let's see if this works.
Damn it.
I'll wait for this call.
Uh-oh.
We're waiting.
Where's my phone?
There it is.
I don't.
Everyone's like, Elijah's faded.
No.
Nah.
Here we go.
Let's try one with Luke D. Let's try this guy.
Can you hear it?
Let's go.
I can hear it.
Let's go.
Hey, chat.
Luke D. Luke D, can you see us here?
Can we see you?
Can we, or no?
Luke D?
Luke, what's up?
You're muted.
Luke.
What if it's like some media matters person?
I hope it is.
That'd be even better.
What do you mean?
Oh, gosh, Elijah, I swear something.
Wait, no, hold up.
Hold up.
Let me bring this up.
Like, literally, your audio is not going to go to your ears.
We're not getting it?
Why not?
Hold up.
One second.
One second.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I can hear that.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Yeah, I hear the notification.
Why?
Yeah, you got to fit your audio output to the same thing.
To your audio.
No.
On a PC to fade.
Hold up.
Set that up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I'm doing it right now.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hey, hey guys.
Hold up.
Stop, guys.
Hold on.
I hear that.
I hear that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Answer it.
There we go.
Can you hear us?
Hey, did it work?
There we go.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Yeah, can the audience hear us?
Can you hear us?
Can the audience hear us?
Wait, Yeah, can you hear us, by the way, Luke?
Yeah, you guys are coming in good.
Give me like a 10-second delay.
Can everyone hear me right now?
Okay, yeah, they're hearing you.
Okay, they're hearing you.
Got it.
All right, Luke.
So you're live here on Slightly Offensive.
We're very happy to have you on today.
Nancy Pelosi's breasts, are they good or bad in terms of they're big, but are they positive or negative?
And we get a one to ten out of that.
So the question is, is what year, Pelosi, are we talking about?
No, like 2022.
Rust on the beach.
Breasts on the beach.
What's going on here?
Flight chub.
No, that doesn't get hard.
Okay, so no hard.
You didn't get hard at all.
Nah, take politics out of it.
Just hard.
You and Motor both dead.
Stop.
You know you won't.
Not a chance with the two kids and the wife sleeping in the room next door.
Oh!
Oh, dude.
Oh, I see.
Okay, hold on.
Don't give any information about yourself because you know how this is.
The show.
No, my social security number is 5908.
But like, Luke D, Luke D.
No, but the wife sleeping.
I know that you stay up late.
You watch the shows.
I'm with you.
Like, I'll stay up late too.
I watch my shows in bed with the headphones on.
How old are your kids?
I've got a nine-month-old and a three-year-old.
Hell yeah.
Congratulations.
Based and dad-pilled.
So we love that.
But on top of that, with what we got going on here on the live stream, so zero for Nancy Pelosi, but also, do you feel like you can raise your family?
Do you feel like you can actually – I'm asking a very serious question.
That's obviously.
Do you feel like Quarter Black Garrett is bringing the vibes and the energy that we need in this country today to be the most effective?
Do you feel like he's bringing the dad energy of four kids?
Do you understand him?
Do you relate?
Oh, yeah, there we go.
I get full screen.
Do I relate to it on the floor at midnight?
Not so much.
Do I understand it?
Yes.
I have a really understanding wife, and she's the best part of the world.
No, so let me ask you a little bit.
You guys are 10 years?
Is that what I heard you say you're older than?
What was the cover 10 years?
Yeah, almost 11.
What was the question?
Dude, I don't know.
Nancy Pelosi.
Who has better boobs?
Quarterback or Nancy Pelosi?
Is that the question?
Oh, quarterback.
Hands down.
Thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
Hell yeah.
I do see one more button, Quarter Black.
You know.
Oh, wait, If you want another button, you got to drop a $5 super chat.
Oh, yeah.
I got a button that button.
Yay!
Hey!
And that is how Quarter Black Garrett's OnlyFans career began.
I've got two left, but they went up.
Exponentially.
Yeah, every time it doubles.
Luke, let me ask you something.
You're obviously live, and you will be on a lot of platforms here.
Any advice, anything you would like people to know, knowing that Quarter Black is Quarter Grand for the night?
What would you like to do?
As a father of two, congratulations, by the way, that's heavily respectable.
People don't realize because we fuck around on camera and we have a good time.
We also take care of our shit properly behind the scenes.
We have a lot of horrible people starting a family right now as well.
But anything you want to tell the audience while you're on before we let you go?
Yeah, the main thing I'll drop is Romans 12.
You guys, as a result of the goodness that God has given us, it's our personal responsibility to our wife and our family and our country to submit ourselves as a living sacrifice to our Creator God.
Absolutely.
All right, Luke, I'm going to let you go.
Thank you so much for talking.
I'm going to call a couple more people.
And also, dude, stay strong.
And also, love your wife.
Fuck your wife.
Raise your kids.
Make sure they do not mess you up in any way.
And make sure they're in a submission.
And also, my bro, dude, to your entire family, may God be with you.
May peace be with you.
And may you be granted the most success and financial responsibility and also blessings of anybody else.
Please.
Absolutely.
We love you.
Be good, boys.
Bye.
All right, lovely bro.
Bye.
Dude, calls are the best, right?
I love another one.
Bring in another one.
All right, I'll read another one.
I'll bring another one.
Another Drew, I'm going to have you.
I'm going to have you.
I'm going to have you exact this.
Hold up.
We have.
What?
Let's see.
I'm going to grab a beer real fast.
Host.
Hold up.
We have Dwayne Hay.
I'm going to make sure Dwayne.
Black shirt's going to be off by the end of this stream.
Let's see if this works.
I want to see that.
Let's see if this works.
It's all good to have mentally ill people riding bicycles.
It's so sad.
Dwayne.
Hey, you've reached Dwayne's truckers and hoes.
We truck them.
Dwayne here.
Is this Dwayne the Rock Johnson?
Dwayne?
Holy crap.
Is this Black Adam?
Dwayne, Dwayne.
I'll just start by saying this: this.
We're talking about this.
Do you have any confidence in our country or do you feel like things are batshit fucking crazy?
Oh, dude.
You guys have it a lot better than we do up here in Canada.
I'll tell you that.
It's looking pretty green on the other side of the fence, I'll say.
Okay, yeah, but let's ask something different.
Deep.
Let's ask you, Dwayne, if you're on a date, what are no-goes for you?
If you're on a date with a chick, you think she's cute, right?
You think she's cute.
But what are some things that she may do or smell like that might just be like a no-go for you, man?
You got to think real hard about this.
Well, coming from a guy who's been married for 15 years, congratulations.
At the dating scene, and I feel pretty sorry for some of the young guys who are out there today.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If they were a bias supporter or a Trudeau supporter, that'd be a definite no-go.
If they think that a ban on single-use plastics is going to save the environment, then that would be a no-go.
That's a no-go.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Electric car owner, that would be a tough one to swallow, but I could probably let that slide.
What else?
What else is a no-go?
Oh, my God.
We got the food.
The food is here.
Oh, nice.
We'll get it out.
No, but you're right.
I don't know.
If you showed up to blue hair and Harry Potter glasses, that would be a big problem.
Oh, that's what I'm looking for, bro.
It is really sad that blue hair has been like demonizing people.
Garrett, I agree with him, though.
I feel sorry for a lot of young guys.
I used to have blue hair myself, but when it was punk rock, but now it seems like grandmas and libs are the only ones who do it.
Yeah, I used to have red mentally ill.
And it's been co-opted by these insane leftists that have completely taken over hair color.
Yeah.
It fucking sucks.
Because it's like it used to be cool.
It used to be like, oh, man, you're doing like a cool thing.
But now it's just like, oh, no.
No, you're a leftist.
You're an insane fucking SDW every single time.
That's how I feel about my tattoos and my Pierce.
I feel bad because when I started dating my wife, I had colorful dreadlocks.
And we lived in kind of a rural farming community.
So, her family sucked her mom and dad, but her family just hated me.
So, it was my goal to prove to them, like, I'm a decent person.
I'm more than my hat.
Despite the way I look, you're going to like me when you get to know me.
And so, you know, I feel bad nowadays that I feel the opposite.
I totally judge people when they have the colored hair these days.
Like, if they're wearing a mega hat, like, you know, you see someone with a mega hat, you're like, oh, that guy's probably based.
Yeah, I get him.
Yeah.
Legit.
You got blue hair.
Yeah, you're a leftist.
You're probably triple vaxed, quadruple vaxxed.
You got to probably worship Dr. Fauci.
Legit.
You probably think that, you know, Leah Thomas is like God.
Gold medalist.
Leah Thomas.
Best female athlete ever.
Hey, guys.
Just want to say thanks to the call.
It's a real honor to talk to you.
I do have to run.
My wife is just heading out the door here.
But thanks so much for reaching out.
It's a real honor.
Awesome.
Go be a great husband, man.
Go love your wife and be with your children.
All right.
Yeah.
I'll have we love you, man.
All right, brother.
See you later.
I'm mixing all of the drinks.
I just lost them in my headphones.
Yeah, me too.
But let's get another call.
I'm going to get another call and hold up.
Let's get another call.
This is not good that the host and I are the most gone and you have to actually run the show.
I think you're doing a good job.
I don't believe you.
All right, it's time to eat.
Wait, I was helping Quadzell's girl.
Hold up.
I think you have.
I think I haven't.
You're doing well.
You can take the food.
Whatever you need to find.
I'm good.
What is.
I know I got her wrong.
Okay, who got the macaroni?
And she.
I'm actually a good host.
I'm actually the one doing the nice stuff.
You know how Elijah's wasted his headphones.
No, get in a lot of trouble.
Who got the mac and cheese?
That's Kez.
Oh, my God.
She's not even here.
Why is it in this room?
I know.
Here we go.
I'm going back in here into Telegram.
And we're going to bring this moment.
What was the Telegram again?
Random People.
T dot me slash slightly offensive.
Hold up.
Antonio.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Here we go.
Antonio.
Here we go.
See if Antonio can be picked up.
Here we go.
Antonio.
What's up, Antonio?
No, I'm actually very fine.
I just, I think it's very funny because I had to get the food, take care of your girl, take care of my girl, her whole life.
I'm good on food.
He might want food.
I feel like he needs food.
I'm good.
Let's see.
Corner black.
Just chilling in his belly.
Dude, Antony.
This is the funniest shit ever.
Just ants just calling random fucking people for a second.
Thank you, John.
Dude, we should make an episode called Calling People for Three Hours and just.
Just dialing random numbers.
Here we go.
No, because their security settings don't let us do that.
You have to approve it.
Here we go.
We got a chicken.
What's this one?
Corter Black Chef.
Oh.
Salad.
That was based.
How are you doing?
Are you there?
Hey.
Hello.
Oh, shit.
We can barely hear you.
Can you speak more into your microphone or where you're talking to?
I can hear him.
I can hear him very loud.
Hey, Elijah, hear me?
Yes, I can.
Hell no.
I already got my huge fan.
Been following you, Drew.
I hear some.
I hear some.
Can you mute our stream in the background?
Yeah, you got to turn down the show in the background.
Yeah, whatever's going on in the background.
Can you turn it down?
Oh, shit.
Give it a second.
Yep.
All right.
We can still hear it, right?
There you go.
There you go.
Now we're doing good.
All right, my bro.
Sam Hyde on the back end.
Yeah, maybe even mute it.
We're looking for a very good opportunity.
Yeah, of course.
Way better.
So one of the bass.
Very smart and anonymous.
Can we get a name for you?
Can you make up a name that we can call you for this call?
I'm good.
I don't eat it right now.
I'm fine.
I don't know.
I didn't know what I ordered.
I just ordered some shit.
I don't even know.
But what's up, base?
What's going on?
What's on your mind?
Let's talk to you.
Yeah, what's going on?
Yeah, you can call me EJ.
EJ.
What's up, EJ?
Okay, EJ.
So are you currently married or no?
Dude, this mic arm is annoying.
It went down good.
EJ?
I had that thing in it already.
Hey, EJ, what's going on, man?
No, I'm single.
I live in a very blue state.
Can you hear me, EJ?
Woman is very leftist, pro-abortion.
You said your girlfriend is a help, basically.
Oh, he's single, actually.
Can you hear me?
This is a long delay.
Okay.
Just to check the delay real fast.
EJ, can you hear me?
Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
Oh, that's a big deal.
EJ, can you hear me?
Yes, I hear you.
Apologia.
Can you hear Drew?
Yeah, it's like a 30-second delay.
That's really late.
Yeah, it's pretty delayed.
Well, let's just get him talking.
Let's get him talking.
What's it like living in a blue area where it's hard to find a mate?
Is it tough?
Is it depressing?
I'm pretty sure it is.
what's your take on that EJ Tinder is like a freak show Like, every woman, atheist, vaccinated, it's just well, Tinder is the long way to go.
Yeah, like 100%, Tinder is like the downfall of all dating.
It's got to be the worst way to interact with people because it's solely on looks and what you, like, your fake profile of your interests and what makes you you.
It's not really you.
It's not really getting to know people.
It's the worst way to interact with people.
We're going to go one more question with you, bro, because of the delay.
So just tell us real fast.
In the side of things, do you feel like these Saturday nights, do the streams help you?
Do they hurt you?
And where on the doll did they touch you?
Wait, 10 seconds, everyone?
Dude, this mic arm.
It's messed up, right?
Yeah.
I'm really glad that you guys are streaming tonight.
Made my night a lot better.
Need a tool to turn it.
I'm really glad that you guys are streaming tonight.
Walking past my TV right now.
Kick your TV, please.
This is hands down the best stream I've ever seen.
Sorry, it's fucking with me walking past the current.
I'll hear my own voice talk.
Delay is hard, man.
Yeah, it's bro.
Sorry, just fucking with me walking past the current.
That's wild.
If you had one thing to say before you go, because we got to go because there's like a really hardcore.
I appreciate you guys having me on.
You can go to the next caller.
I know it's kind of like.
No matter what, it's going to be a delay, man.
Fucking.
Yeah, it's rough.
Yeah, that was a rough delay, man.
All right.
We're going to.
Well, thanks for calling, man.
Thanks for calling, brother.
No, it's the internet latency.
Is your mic doing better?
I think so.
Okay.
I'm calling a couple new people.
Okay.
Caleb Newton.
Here we go.
This is such a bad idea.
This whole thing is horrible.
Everyone said Elias at the stage where he thinks he's okay, but he's not.
Caleb.
Hey, what's up?
Can you guys hear me?
Yes, we can.
How are you doing, Caleb?
I'm doing great.
My brother and I are both lying in bed, each separately watching your stream.
So shout out to him.
Who's your brother?
Good thing you clarified.
Wait, what was that?
Who's your brother?
I'm not going to give his name out just because I don't know.
Just want to be careful.
Yeah, don't do anything stupid.
I do want to say this.
So let's talk about, like, let's get some commonalities.
So, number one, we're calling and looking.
Dude, quarterback, would you not come on more regularly if we started to like, hey, what's your poll on Nancy Pelosi's breasts?
This is such a good.
We're back to Christian Howard Stern.
This show, I might call the show Christian Howard Stern.
Caleb.
Oh!
Wait, what?
Sorry.
That was a good one.
Nancy Pelosi's floaters, her hot air balloons.
Yeah.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
What are your thoughts?
Objectively as a man, despite being unmarried, let's see.
Objectively, as a man, I mean, you know, I have my attractions, but I'm going to say not to Nancy Pelosi.
Is it leave the face and just look at the breasts?
Okay, wait, he's got a question.
Drew has a question.
Go Drew full screen, Brian.
Let's go, Drew.
If you had to pick someone, yeah, there's no way out of this.
You got to do it.
If you had to pick someone to be with for the rest of your life, have a full-blown relationship with and all that comes with it, would you rather be with Nancy Pelosi for the rest of your life or Rashid Taliban?
I mean, I feel like if I'm with Nancy Pelosi, it's more of a fact of the rest of her life being the limiting factor.
So I think I'd go with her in that case.
And just like take her money when it's over?
I mean, would you just use Nancy Pelosi?
You would use Nancy Pelosi as a sugar mama, is what you're saying.
Hey, you said there's no way out of this.
This is on.
There's no way out.
Hey, no, she's using us.
I'm not dissing you, man.
I just think it's funny.
Yes, Drew, this is your fault.
A fair transaction.
Fair enough.
Should we always be in Telegram calls in this chat?
Yes.
Yeah.
We should reoccurring characters.
We have to ask scenario questions.
You know what I mean?
We should play Would You Rather with the audience?
Okay, okay, okay.
We're starting Would You Rather.
We're starting Would You Rather.
We're starting this flawed.
Yes.
First, would you rather go?
Oh, for me?
Yeah.
To ask?
Off top of your head.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
To the viewer.
That's not a good.
That's not a good picture.
Would you rather Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obame if you knew she was a dude?
Oh, damn.
That's a good one.
Holy crap.
I'm going to pull it.
Come on.
I'm going to pull the young man card not answer that.
Is it really that easy, though?
He's not going to answer.
Court of Life is easy.
Court of Life is not even a bad thing.
We got to establish some rules with this game.
You can't, if you're going to call in, you can't just back out.
You got to answer the question.
Come on, man.
All right.
If you didn't know she was a dude, my dad.
I said, if you knew she was a dude, I meant to say if you knew you were a dude.
Nobody knows who you are.
Just say that.
It's a boing-boing Ben Cox of the game.
Nobody knows who you are, man.
And you didn't know Michelle Obama had a swingy thing.
You never saw that.
If I did, no.
Okay.
Can we enjoy the fact that Cornerback has got a wide stream of wide angle of just food, the wall, food, like chair floor?
Open shirt.
Open shirt.
And the suit buttons left.
That's how you know Drew is cool, though.
Hey, we got to let him answer the question, Elijah.
But you know, Drew's cool because Drew isn't drinking.
Let him answer the question.
Elijah wants to find out if he wants a cock person or not.
Elijah, shut up.
Elijah, shut up.
Hey, Drew's got the important question.
Okay, let him answer.
I want to hear the answer to this question.
Okay, Elijah, just shut up for two minutes.
Let him answer.
All right, go, bro.
Okay, you're going to have to repeat the question because I forget what it was.
Okay, Flaud, ask the question again.
Okay.
Would you rather Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obama if you didn't know she had a swingy thingy?
If I do.
Okay, okay, okay.
That one, okay.
I'm going to have to, again, go with Nancy Pelosi.
Whoa!
Racist.
Woo!
Wait, what?
Would you rather our comment section...
I mean, either way, that's a very controversial answer.
Our comment said, would you rather suck your dad's dick or let your mom die?
No, we're not answering that.
We're not answering that.
We're not answering that.
It's very inappropriate.
Yeah, there's a lot of people.
There you go.
Too much.
Who is being inappropriate?
We cannot do that on this show.
That's some people that don't like a commentary on the show.
I will say this.
So one of the main questions I'd like to ask on the show is: would you rather go get blacked out drunk at an Antifa after party in Portland?
Or would you rather get high on Coke feeling like you're sexually invincible at a gay party in San Francisco?
Portland.
Oh, that's going to be number one.
Easy.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Definitely.
I'd take that.
There's a possibility of rape.
Yeah.
So the rape, you could possibly get raped, but you can fight your way out.
First one.
Second one is you're going to die.
There's no chance.
Yeah, you get her no chances.
Caleb, we're going to let you go.
Any last words?
Any last words?
Man, I don't think I can top the guy with the Romans 12 last words.
I mean, that's tomorrow's Sunday, everyone go to church.
Maybe those are my last words.
You should have said, you should have said, it's good to have mentally ill people riding bicycles.
How about this?
I won up.
It is good to have mentally ill people riding tricycles.
Dude, our views went up.
We went up like three or four hundred viewers.
It went down to like 700.
Yo, let's do it.
Hey, we have to be back on.
Let's go.
All right, Caleb.
We're going to call two more people and we're going to go through some memes and some.
We're going to bring some people up.
I have not done this before on the show.
This is so dangerous.
This is so dangerous.
It really is.
This is horrible.
I'm a little soldier.
I mean, especially for YouTube.
Yeah.
This is whatever.
Dude, everyone loves a three-hour call live stream.
It would be great.
Dude, wouldn't that be great?
A three-hour call live stream?
Just like quest.
But just like everyone, like, hey, Drew, you're in charge of the next three calls.
Here we go.
Actually, Flawed, you're in charge of the next call.
Here we go.
Let's see if we can get Benjamin on the phone.
All right.
Let's see.
This is the most.
Blaze is going to kill me.
You want to know how he got fired?
Benjamin.
Benjamin.
What's up, Elijah?
What's up, bro?
We're so happy.
Take the phone away from your mouth a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
We got to bring the volume down a little bit.
Way from your mouth.
Flawed Zilla is taking over this interview.
Flaud, go ahead and come in here and ask him the questions that he needs.
Ask him, would you rather, or just ask him an interview question?
Anything you want, Flaud.
Okay.
This is a shit stream.
Are you watching right now, guys?
Obviously, you're watching.
So who is the most fancy?
Wait, wait, wait.
Give him like a 15-second delay.
Like, give him, like, ask him and pause for a second so he can chill.
It's a 15-second drug delay.
Okay.
All right.
Who is Elijah's retarded?
Who are you most attracted to on the screen?
Answer honestly, too.
Oh, God.
I mean, how can you not say quarterback?
He's got left toe.
Okay.
I would have said the same thing, you know?
I mean, come on.
I just want to see if you're going to try to lie, you know?
But you told the truth, you passed.
That deserved a super chat.
You know what's up.
You know, what's up?
Oh, am I going to keep going here?
Yeah, dude.
How are you doing today, man?
How are you doing?
They literally brought you a they bought you a hotel.
Yes, you did.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
So, how you doing today, man?
You want to come stay at the hotel with me and Mo?
You intrigued?
You interested?
Getting a little weird.
No, I'm just chilling with Yachi's crap.
What you mean?
You're okay?
You don't think that's racist to think that?
Like, to say no to me?
You don't think that's fine?
Well, I'm only three-quarters racist.
Yes, me too.
And someone said Drew Nas looks like he drinks excited allegedly.
They said Drew Nash drinks only Bex.
And Bex is like, by the way, because alcohol, like in Utah and Australia, is much lower percentage in America.
No one knows this.
Yeah, way lower.
Like, you don't find nice IPAs in Australia.
You don't find...
Like, do you guys know this?
A...
A quart of a normal 750 ml bottle.
Like, so, um, so, like, about this size, this is wine, about this size, which is probably enough for two people for like a night, like a hard night, four people for a good night, um, of, of, of Smirnoff, like, cheap vodka, but 88 bucks in Australia.
Wow.
So, alcohol is so expensive in Australia.
It's one of, it's, I went there and I hung out with my family, and I, I just charged my credit card.
I didn't even look at the price, by the way.
Yeah, and I came back home, and I probably bought like maybe nine bottles of liquor over like three weeks, and it was like $840.
Oh, no, that's at a liquor store.
So, it's the most expensive place in the world to buy liquor ever in the history of the world.
I'm not joking.
A 12-pack of beer, a BET?
So, Beck's like their lower alcohol.
They want to encourage you to drink less.
So, they give you a 12-pack of Bex for like 22 bucks, 18 bucks, of like 2.53% beer.
I bought IPAs and it was like 37 bucks for a six-pack.
That is wow.
That is ass.
Wow.
That's crazy, right?
Our callers like, I don't care.
That's yes, man.
Wait, I got a question for you, bro.
I got a question for you, Benjamin.
Would you rather spend a week alone with no cell phone, no contact to the outside world to call for help with Jeffrey Epstein or Harvey Weinstein?
Oh, God.
It's a huge risk.
That's a good question, man.
current jeffrey epstein or like uh no jeffrey epstein you know when he was uh amongst the living Oh, okay.
All right.
All right.
Let's go Weinstein.
I can outrun him.
Weinstein?
Oh, okay.
You can outrun him.
Hey, that's logic.
That's a good answer.
And it's more to eat.
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
So are you dating or married right now?
I am single right now.
How old are you?
Let's go less than 26.
Okay, so go on the Telegram when I marry someone.
We got a guy.
You go to a nice steakhouse to impress the hottest girl you ever saw.
You're going, okay.
90% of men are not wine guys, but she says she's a wine girl.
What are you ordering for wine?
Are you going off the menu?
Are you asking the smollier or asking the waitress, what are you doing?
The girl says, I love wine.
I'm a wine connoisseur.
And she's hot as fuck.
And then you're going, at a date, what do you do?
You go, eh?
Oh, well, if it's a steakhouse, I guess you're going to ask the smollier what their best Argentinian wine is, I guess.
Whoa.
Wow.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay, one more question.
One more question.
This guy's based.
Yes.
You know, got to impress her and ask for help at the same time, right?
One more question.
Smart guy.
Are you, A, confident enough to not have sex with her till marriage?
Or B, are you going to tell her that you're a man, you have needs, and you're going to do your best to prevent that?
Oh, I'd be straight up.
If I could do the first one, that'd be awesome.
But no, I'd tell her.
Man with needs.
I feel you.
I get that.
I'm going to leave the last quarterback Garrett right here who's having the best night of us all.
Nobody's having a better night than Quarterback.
This is such a good night.
These streams are epic.
I love the angle.
It's my favorite angle ever.
Look at the background.
It's a piece of paper.
It's a piece of paper.
I'm like a casting patch behind the floor.
You broke the fourth wall.
All right, quarterback, let's go.
Shoot.
I honestly can't think of anything wrong.
I couldn't either.
I can't have some dumb questions.
Let's say.
If you were on a date with somebody and they said they were leftist, what would you do?
And they were like a 10.
You were like hot, right?
You were like, oh, damn, they're hot.
And then they start saying some leftist ideas.
What would you do?
What would you do?
Would you go, like, would you in the date?
Or would you go all the way?
Great question.
That's a good one.
Hey, I guess I'll have to, you know, maybe you keep going till the end of the date and then cut it off there, I guess, if it's fun.
If people are not fun, then don't.
That's a good answer.
Why does the chat keep saying they want me to sleep with their wife?
Very weird stuff.
It's very bizarre.
That's the chat.
It's very weird.
Anyway, we're going to call you back one day, hopefully, in the future.
But thank you so much for coming on.
We were the pleasure.
Thank you for all man.
Thanks for the call.
Hell yeah.
Thank you, Elijah.
It's been great.
It's been great.
Bye.
Okay.
I'm going to read a couple of, let's look at some memes.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right.
Memes to end the night.
Here we go.
Because I think we have to.
I think we have to end the night soon, not because of memes.
Elijah is a bad influence.
Dude, we should just tell you.
Dude, there's like 2,000 people watching live.
We should just keep going.
We're going to keep going.
It's a bad influence.
He gets you in a bad situation.
It's like 3,000.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yo, the funniest thing, I haven't drank in three years.
Came here, had a couple sips of beer, and was like, I'm going to go for a walk.
You're like, I'm out.
All right.
Go to my screen.
It's pretty good.
Go to my screen.
That's a real shot of me.
I wore, I pretended when line bikes were new.
He legit looks that big.
He's really that big.
That's not even a meme.
Alex Steen in real life.
Alexein.
That's what Steam.
Alex Stein in Real Life.
Is that big?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's face.
Oh, yeah.
That's dope.
Yeah.
It's your tongue.
Ghostbusters.
Is that Drew over there?
What?
Yeah.
He's already busted some ghosts.
That's actually a pretty good Photoshop, Blaze.
Yeah, pretty good.
You know?
That is.
It looked like it.
Take it off.
I have to keep going through this shit.
Hold up.
Yeah, it's not safe.
It's not safe.
Go to the screen.
This is an accurate meme.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
That's perfect.
The stain.
That's why I hate streaming.
Yeah, the stain right next to me.
Shout out to the best part of it.
But that's why I hate streaming because, like, dude, I understand decorum and stuff.
But that's why basically I wanted to make Saturday shit streams set from Blaze TV.
Not only did they not fund it, you guys aren't funded by you.
It's not safe.
But they also may axe it.
I've had a few things axed by them.
So I'm saying they could get mad at me straight up.
Like, hey, so you had two guys on Don't Drink and you managed to spill shit in your carpet.
And instead of ignoring it and telling him, hey, get help, you zoomed out on your phone, you zoomed out on your camera, and you broadcasted it on a specific angle, and you made it part of your show.
You gave him food and more booze.
I was like, yeah, why would you do that?
That's what I do.
I'm part of this.
I'm part of the bad decisions Don't forget, Saturday streams are live and they're actually funded by you guys.
And the links in the description.
Do not give up on that because it's so helpful.
Look at this one.
Ready?
The face you banned the word.
Good times.
Oh, when?
W-H-E-N?
What am I doing in this picture?
What was going on here?
Look how you were rapping.
Look at this.
They did pretty good on this one.
Not safe.
You look so serious, man.
Elijah confessing his sins.
Dude, I'm not even like Orthodox or Catholic.
Dude, I've been going to this very generic church on Sundays the last four weeks.
I'm trying to get back disciplining, right?
Dude, it's so fucking ridiculous.
This church I'm going to.
It's like, dude, let's just be honest.
Like, it's like every weekend is like, so Christ is our savior.
Raise your hand.
Hey.
You want to change your whole life for God?
Let'd be private in my church.
Okay.
I see you.
I see you.
Okay.
Yeah.
I see you.
Yes.
You in the back, I see you.
Thank you.
You seven people here.
Thank you so much for letting us know we might continue as a congregation, taking your money to make our congregation possible.
Yeah.
Go connect with the Connect group in the back.
An early adopters meeting.
I'm like, dude, when I accepted God, I dropped out of college and lost everybody.
Girlfriend I was going to marry at the time.
And to this day, everyone thinks I'm a fucking retard, which I am.
But also, it's like, it's been so hard to connect back with God.
And after what I experienced, okay.
Quietly.
Except God in the back.
No one look.
His hands up.
His hands up.
He's going to heaven because his hands in the air.
What a shitty interpretation of Christianity.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to say it.
It's a very, very inaccurate.
It's very inaccurate.
Like, there's no other place in the world where you can have such a bad interpretation of God than the modern Christian church.
I like my church.
I'm just new there.
I'm like, I'm at least committed.
I'm not making excuses anymore.
I'm going.
But it's bad, bro.
It's very bad.
Like, the church I go to is very bad.
It's horrible.
Yeah.
Well, it sounds like it's very focused on getting new recruits and not actually getting into the word and understanding.
It took 20 minutes to read the Bible verse the other day.
It's near my house that I went to church.
And it's like, it was just, Drew, you're looking a little bit angry.
What do you mean?
Well, because you know what I'm saying?
Like, I want to go to church.
So I go to my local church up the street.
And it's like, it's basically people telling me that I'm a good person.
It's very bad.
No, I think a lot of churches, mega churches, there's a lot of fake, self-proclaimed pastors out there that care more about the amount of people in their church rather than the amount of disciples that they're making and actually caring and helping for people.
And it shows.
It like literally shows.
You could tell when you walk into a church if it's authentic or not by the way that they treat people.
And you don't really know how a church really is unless you get involved with these people on like a weekly basis.
So I always tell people is to discern.
You shall know them by their fruits.
Take a look at how they treat people, how they deal with people, and then you'll see from there.
I think there's a lot.
There's a lot.
This is one thing that isn't talked about a lot is like spiritual abuse in churches.
There's no books, not a lot of books written about it where people get treated horribly that get involved in the church.
And I'm not saying this to not Christianity.
I'm born again.
What I'm saying is just be careful when you're dealing with like a Moses model church where it's all about the pastor.
It's about one man and one mission.
And only I hear from God as if I'm Moses.
Like, no, that's not even biblical.
Read the New Testament.
You got to be careful with that stuff, man.
I've been a part of a few churches that were that way.
It's like once the pastor is revealed that maybe he wasn't doing something that was 100% perfect, then everything crumbles after that.
And it's really sad whenever you kind of focus on the pastor and what they're saying and more of the identity of him instead of really what you should be focusing on, which is Jesus and the word and the Bible and what that's teaching you and not the person.
Yeah.
I've been a few part of a few of those.
Yeah, but like the same thing is like I'm trying to and people say, okay, well at the height of this, like, well, you cannot accept people who make mistakes.
No, no, I'm cool.
I just, I walk into my church, which I'm not going to call out.
It's in Frisco.
And I'm not going to call it.
It's 14, 18 South.
No, so I've lived in a very white, very nice neighborhood in Texas, and there's a lot of Indians, too.
I was about to say I saw an Indian.
Well, it's nice and white, and it smells like B.O.
And he looked at me like bad.
Like, I was like doing something wrong.
Because you're black.
Yeah.
Indians are racist, for sure.
I waved and he was like.
No, Indians hate blacks.
But here's the deal.
I'm sitting around like, yeah.
And I'm trying to do what's right.
Like, I don't like commenters on the internet because they're like, oh, you're a bad guy.
It's like, well, okay.
But you don't know me.
Okay, so I'm a bad guy.
Cool.
I don't care.
But I'm also just trying to raise my family right.
Like our last caller was like, oh, my wife's asleep.
Dude, the boys are the boys.
Don't disrupt the boys.
Please don't disrupt the boys.
The boys are the boys.
Like, Drew is not drinking, but he's the boy.
He's calling.
He's got Global Homos.
And getting them removed off the internet.
Like, you can't stop the boys.
They don't drink.
They don't do drugs.
They don't do anything.
So what?
You can't stop the boys from being the boys.
Drew can hang out with boys drinking because he knows.
It's like, well, the boys, the boys, whether you're Christian, atheist, whether you're a Democrat or Republican, if you're real.
True.
Boys have stopped being the boys.
That's the real problem in our country.
Being fake.
Boys have stopped being honest.
Like, Drew could be like, hey, man, I want to tell the truth, but I don't want to drink.
And the guy could be like, well, I want to drink, but tell the truth.
And then he can be like, well, we disagree on that one, like, one point, but we're still telling the shit truth.
Yep.
Now we have people that are showing up on events and things.
They don't drink.
They don't do anything, but they're gay.
They're cringe.
They're fucking homo.
So I'm being honest.
Like, he's like, it's like, it's the truth.
So I don't care about comments.
I don't care about people.
I want to tell the truth.
I want to be honest.
And the reality is, like, what we're dealing with as a nation is like people are crazy.
They're retarded.
Drew knows that.
True.
I agree.
Absolutely true.
Talk about it every single day.
It's absolutely true.
Well, let's go to a few more memes.
I want to close the stream out here in a second.
Go to my screen.
Glad I met you.
You made my night with that.
Dude, I'm glad you actually.
Actually, promotion.
I'm definitely watching every stream now.
Every single show now.
Yeah, it's great to finally hang out with flaws.
Yeah, facts, man.
I remember my screen.
Take it on my screen.
Take it off my screen.
We're always hanging out on Mondays, but we're at two hours.
Why should we stop?
For real.
Let's ask the chat.
What do you guys want?
You guys want us to stop?
Because Elijah's dangerous.
Elijah's running out of gas.
No, I'm not.
I don't want to ruin them.
Let's see what the chat says.
Hey, chat, should we stop?
My phone's dead.
I can't even check.
It can be a fruit and a vegetable.
Oh, my God.
Hunter.
What did I say?
Hunter, my glass.
Only a couple of people.
Look here.
What is that?
What do you think, Elijah?
Look at that.
Elijah right there.
Yo, you set yourself up, bro.
You had a whole saga tonight.
Yo, is that Jack Murphy drunk?
Oh, my goodness.
The chat is saying.
Go stop, Elijah.
They want us to keep streaming.
Look at that.
What is that?
It's not safe, shit.
Parmesan.
It's not safe.
We'll get too based.
Oh, and it's Hunter's face.
Oh, I didn't even notice.
That's Hunter's face and Parmesan in the hand.
was good that's like the uh brett cooper pose What is that?
Where did you get that angle?
Where did that angle come from?
He just took a picture of you and you didn't.
Manufactured, man.
Not the side.
I don't feel safe.
No, man, they want to feminize men.
Absolutely.
You know, they want us to all be feminine while at the same time, it's interesting because they'll say, like, Elijah hates women.
Drew is misogynist.
Right-wingers hate women when they're the ones that are propping up Leah Thomas and shunning every single woman that has an opinion on that.
female sports.
And I just think it's hilarious.
Nail on the head.
I think it's hilarious.
I think it's the funniest thing ever when you see their ideologies on like a collision course.
Yep.
Right?
It's like a train.
You can't survive.
like two trains just full force ahead and like these belief systems that they believe in this just this this train the the the mental illness is just like deal with that it's just on a collision course and it's like women are being oppressed Screw the patriarchy.
And then here's Leah Thomas.
Screw you!
Screw you!
Shut up, women!
You listen to Leah Thomas!
Biological male!
That is a woman!
Legit, man.
You shut up!
Straight up.
It was so funny, dude.
I was at SAS, Turning Point USA SAS, and the communists showed up outside.
And all these white liberals and these white leftists show up.
Talk about that.
And they're like screaming at me.
And I was like, hey, shut up, white liberal.
Who are you talking to a person of color?
And they're just like, turn it on him.
I don't know what to say.
You need to be quiet.
And I was like, hey, no, no, no, no.
You shut up and stop using your white privilege to shun a person of color.
And they're just like, their brains explode.
And it's so funny.
They're like, you should kill yourself.
They're like literally telling me to kill myself.
And I'm like, you guys are crazy.
They're intolerant, man.
They're so bad.
These white liberals that are like pro-suicide.
Like, where's Media Matters on that one?
Telling a person of color to kill themselves.
Yep.
Hey!
I like how...
It's just funny.
It was funny because it was like a group of leftist women, too.
And I was like running around saying, hey, I'm a woman.
You all need to shut up and listen to me right now because a woman is speaking and a woman of color.
So you all need to shut up right now and stop protesting because I have something to say.
And if you don't listen to me, then you hate women.
And it's like these white leftist women that are just sitting there like, they can't say anything against that.
Look at this.
Is it your opinion that I am from a right-leaning point of view?
So then all of a sudden I'm not a woman whenever I say that I'm a woman.
Well, I think I am a woman right now.
I should just put that in my bio on Twitter.
He, she, her.
Those are my pronouns now.
Maybe they'll make me invincible.
Oh my God.
Wow, bro.
When did I get a refill of wine?
What is this?
Elijah, you're deviant, man.
So bad.
I'm a good host.
My bad.
Elijah needs some food and some sleep about to pass out on the mic.
Straight up.
No, I'm good.
That's what they're saying.
They literally said, don't stop streaming.
What a distortion.
They'll keep saying it, too.
They'll keep saying it.
They shouldn't stop.
We should just sleep here.
I'll sleep like this.
Just leave the stream going as we all just pass out and you're sleeping.
It's like Twitch gamers, you know, they just never stop.
I'm 24.
I have food.
Anyway.
I'm actually considering that.
I'm considering starting a stream games.
I'm going to.
You want to?
I'm doing that all the time.
It's fun.
We can play.
It's a good time.
I'm down.
I'm down.
With geeks and gamers.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I saw Ryan in the chat earlier.
I've been trying to get better at Fortnite.
What is this?
I've never played it.
What is this?
This is propaganda.
I demand it be removed from the internet.
Wow.
Wow.
This is not real.
My Christmas.
I would never touch a dildo.
That burned.
Sleep stream.
Monkeypox, man.
Sleep stream.
Has anyone ever done that?
That right there?
Put it up, put it up, put it up, put it up.
What is that?
The casting couch.
Hilarious.
Oh, my God.
That might be my favorite one.
That's too perfect.
That might be my favorite.
All that needs is like, what is it?
The logo, like a porn logo.
Porno.
Yo, that's hard.
Quarterback gets fucked.
We need a sleep stream.
Has anyone ever done that?
Have like a slumber party on a live stream?
I think they do that on Twitch.
Really?
I think they do that, yeah.
For real?
Yeah.
That's fun.
I remember when streaming first started, people were doing that.
They're having sleep streams and letting people do like the text-to-speech and like how it plays music, letting that play out a giant speakers while I was sleeping.
So it's like, wake me up.
When you donate, I'll wake up from a dead sleep.
Good little promo for that.
I will.
Hold up.
Smart.
So make sure you leave below your comments.
And also support all our viewers below.
There's no point to promote them at this point because it's very.
Okay, Elijah has no idea what he's saying.
Elijah is out.
Okay.
He's further than I am.
Elijah wants to be a streamer.
Elijah's like, oh, it's slightly offensive to be.
I want to start live streaming.
Can't even go past three hours.
I want to be taking fucking seriousness.
Okay, I got a proposition, okay?
I want to know what the chat thinks.
Shut up.
Take food.
Shut up, Elijah.
Drew is the only one that can.
I got a question.
I got a question for the chat.
What do you guys think about Elijah Schaefer starting an OnlyFans?
Yep.
Already, yep.
No pornographic material.
It would just all be slightly offensive content.
Imagine this.
Imagine getting deplatformed on OnlyFans for hate speech or something like that.
Would that happen?
I think you're on to something.
I think that would be freaking hilarious.
Imagine the headline: right-wing YouTuber de-platformed for hate speech on OnlyFans.
You should definitely.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yay or nay in the chat.
They put Dilfans.
But Elijah can't say what he wants to do.
Infiltrate OnlyFans.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Imagine, dude, imagine going on shows and they're like, Elijah, where can we follow you?
Where can we follow your content?
Just go to onlyfans.com backslash Elijah Schaefer.
You're a bitch.
That's your final question.
Everyone is saying yes.
Kill you.
All yeses.
Yes, yes.
Fuck you.
Is everyone saying yes?
Elijah.
It's all yeses.
Someone make an OnlyFans meme of Elijah Schaefer.
In the name of Christ.
No.
Compel you.
Compel you, you motherfucker.
When you ask the chat a question, it's always going to be the worst thing possible.
Every time.
Every single time.
They're like, yes, the worst thing possible.
Let's do that.
Someone's going to go do it now.
Someone's going to go create you an OnlyFans account.
Yo.
Hey.
Let me get right now.
Whoa, I'm doing Carlton up in here.
Yo, that's such a good idea.
It's a great idea.
Let Elijah go to sleep.
He's about to go to sleep.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
We're actually hanging out.
A cigar is happening right after this.
Yep.
Yes.
We're doing it.
Do we're smoking after this?
Do you smoke at all?
No, it's not smoking cigarettes.
Hang out with us?
No?
I'm already here.
What do you mean when you hang out with us?
Hey, welcome to slightly retarded with Elijah Schaefer.
Drew, don't leave us.
Dude, Drew is a nice spirit animal.
It's like, okay, he's retarded.
But also, we're going to spend 50 bucks on cigars right now.
Flot, you don't do cigars?
No, I will.
That's why I do do cigars.
I don't care.
I have your cigars?
No, cigars.
I have good cigars.
I'm down for a cigar.
Let's go do some nice cigars.
Hell yeah.
I'm down.
Absolutely now.
Have a loud conversation in a nice area.
I love it.
Your neighbors are like, shut the fuck up.
You guys are fucking drunk as hell.
We just need to set up a camera outside or something.
Drew, get us out of this chat fast because we're fucking fucking ourselves over.
Help us out.
Help us, please.
What are you talking about?
I'm really having a hard time.
Get us out.
Get us out of the show.
And the stream, Drew, and the stream, Drew.
I advocate for the show to go on.
I'm freaking wide awake.
Oh, no.
Drew saying, let's keep going.
I'm freaking wide awake.
You got to take a piss, though.
You got to keep going, dude.
I don't know.
Elijah, three more hours.
Go take a nap, Elijah.
Elijah's not ready to stream.
It's been three hours for a full three hours.
He wants to go to sleep.
Yo, where to smoke a cigar?
Yeah, you want me to wrap it up?
Wrap it up.
I guess we got to wrap it up.
All right, guys.
Sorry, chat.
Okay, it's because Brian needs to wrap it up.
I have a producer remote.
We can't go for five hours.
You have to wrap it up, period.
Yeah, yeah.
I pay crew trying to be good.
And also, Brian is getting paid in Pride Ain't Gum.
Pass me.
Elijah is white girl wasted.
I need some of that.
No, I'm not.
You are white girl wasted.
Yeah, that's white girl wasted for sure.
Oh my god, here we go.
Here we go.
Yo, bro.
No ClarBlack disappeared.
We can't wrap up the stream without Quarterback.
Wait till he comes back and we'll wrap up the stream.
Yeah.
Go to full-frame quarter black and we'll commentate on him before he comes back.
Well, this is quarter black in his natural habitat.
Don't switch.
Don't switch.
This is quarter black Garrett.
Don't switch.
Don't switch.
There he is.
This is him.
This is where he lives.
He lives on this little couch.
He goes to the bathroom in the corner.
His drink table is an upside-down waste basket.
With a sandwich that was found in the trash can that's probably two weeks old.
And so here he is.
He's back.
He's got a nice life.
Quarterback.
He's got an amazing life.
He does.
And a knife.
Very lucky.
Knife head of hair.
Alex is killing him.
Hey!
Oh, that's a good one.
I was like, hey, I told my wife, hey, I'm going to go over to Elijah's.
I'm not going to get as drunk as I did last night.
Look where we are now.
I blame Elijah.
Damn it, man.
Oops.
You two crook.
Where are we at on the stream?
What's our time on the stream?
Three hours, 12 minutes.
Really?
Yeah.
That's pretty based.
But honestly, I'm going to say this real fast.
Hold up.
I'm going to assess this.
Look.
It's very nice.
Have a nice year, Piano.
Stream together.
I love fun.
Elijah's going to have nice dreams tonight.
I love you guys so much.
It's nice to have nice streams tonight.
Okay, I'm done.
I love that you do in-studio streams and not remote sometimes, you know?
Yeah, that's a great thing because everyone else does remote, you know?
We funded this.
I'm not embarrassed.
I'm myself.
Drew?
Fucking injection.
Never mind.
Give me the Monkey Pox.
Drew giving me Monkey Pox.
I really like the fact that half of the realm is not drunk whatsoever and the other half is like at 15.
We're at like 15 out of 10.
We're gone.
That's the alpha energy, man.
Totally filled.
That's the Holy Spirit, bro.
It is.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, Mr. Host.
I admit, I admit.
Mr. Host.
I have to take things a little too far.
What are we going to do?
But I will say this.
We're going to hang out, have some fun, watch a movie, whatever.
But also, fucking.
Here, let's do this.
Let's do this.
We're going to end the stream.
Wait, hold on, chat.
What we're going to do is I'm going to go live on Instagram.
I'm going to go live on Instagram.
And we'll continue the after party.
I'm going live on YouTube.
You want to do that?
Yeah, I'm done.
That's safe.
That's safe.
We'll continue the after party.
I'll go live on Instagram.
Go to my.
Oh, gosh.
Let's go.
Drew Hernandez live.
Go there right now.
We'll continue this after party.
Let's go.
Look at Quarter Black Garrett.
This guy, dude, I swear.
All right, Brett, end the chat.
End it.
End it.
We love you guys.
Everyone, go follow us.
Hey, follow me at Quarter Black Garrett.
Follow me.
I stream.
I play video games.
I make videos.
He's a fun guy.
I'm a fun guy.
He's a very fun guy.
And on Mondays, Adam Krigler.
Yep.
Follow me.
That's right.
Flaudzilla.
Everything is Flaudzilla.
Baystaff Mondays.
Baystaff Mondays.
Me and Quarter Black.
Be on Baystaff Mondays together.
Adam Krigler show.
Shout out to Adam Krigler, man.
I'm going to take you now.
Love you, man.
You know what?
I'm going to Instagram right now.
So go follow me on Instagram at Drew Hernandez Live.
Follow me on Twitter at DrewHLive.
And the new show, Frontlines, that is the most banned show on Turning Point USA, which is based, will now be on Rumble as well.
So go to the Rumble Turning Point USA channel.
And Real America's Voice every single night starting Monday.
This based show.
You guys saw that clip that Media Matters so kindly made for us.
