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Aug. 7, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Making FUN of Our HATERS for 2 Hours STRAIGHT | Guests @1/4 Black Garrett @Drew Hernandez @Flawd TV

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@flawdzilla
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andrew hernandez
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drew hernandez
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elijah schaffer
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elijah schaffer
Welcome to Shit Stream.
Saturday shit stream is.
And it has been a shit show.
It has been a shit show.
In fact, I'm with some of my least favorite people in the world to make matters worse.
It's hot outside.
The people in the room are not.
Minus the girl who's here.
Of course, I have to introduce.
You know, we're really going downhill.
I read a comment that said, this show's going downhill.
Concurred, because Corner Black Garrett's back on the show.
unidentified
Hey, what's up?
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm ready to get messed up.
elijah schaffer
I don't even have one.
What are you even here?
Did you even get one?
Did you even do you even?
All right, whatever.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We also, so Corner Black, we're here in the studio.
We are supposed to be professionals and producers, and we're always fashionably late because we give the people what they want when they need it, not when it's supposed to be happening.
@qtrblackgarrett
Not when we schedule it.
elijah schaffer
No, never, never.
And we also have in the studio from Frontlines Powered by Turning Point USA, Drew Hernandez.
unidentified
What's good?
elijah schaffer
He's always a late blow.
@qtrblackgarrett
At least it's not early.
At least it's not early.
elijah schaffer
It's a delayed on.
drew hernandez
I'm a little delayed.
I'm a little retarded.
I'm just going to be honest.
elijah schaffer
He's the only one who doesn't even drink.
It still gets the whiskey popper.
You know what I'm saying?
It's still a little.
We also have in the studio for the first time on slightly offensive Flaudzilla.
@qtrblackgarrett
Woo!
unidentified
Oh!
drew hernandez
That was done nice.
unidentified
That was a little aggressive.
elijah schaffer
It's not ironic.
This is the black guy's popper that works the best.
drew hernandez
We had to make sure.
We had to make sure.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
So let's just start by saying, let's just.
@flawdzilla
My mic is off.
elijah schaffer
Oh, your mic is muted?
@qtrblackgarrett
Racism.
elijah schaffer
You're number two.
@qtrblackgarrett
Racism.
elijah schaffer
And I'm pretty hot.
@flawdzilla
There we go.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Are you in, Flan?
@flawdzilla
Yep.
drew hernandez
Oh, there he is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, he's in.
unidentified
He's in.
elijah schaffer
He's in.
And he's hot.
Okay, can you turn all of our levels one and two down a little bit?
Just turn it down a little bit.
@qtrblackgarrett
All right.
You bring him on for the first time and he's got to work.
elijah schaffer
Is that better?
Is that better?
unidentified
Wow.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, we're good.
elijah schaffer
Don't go down a little more, come down a little more.
@qtrblackgarrett
Come better.
elijah schaffer
Come down a little more.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Keep going.
@flawdzilla
Number two.
unidentified
Okay.
drew hernandez
Oh, there we go.
elijah schaffer
Now we made it.
unidentified
We made it.
elijah schaffer
We made it.
We're making him work.
Let's just start by saying this.
So, Drew, you were at CPAC.
CPAC is very gay.
I honestly, it is.
It was a conservative summit that just happening in Dallas, which is why you're here, because we obviously don't have the budget to bring you in legitimately.
But CPAC is like pretty stupid.
You were saying that it's kind of sad to watch, though, the way everyone's kind of boomers get excited to lose again.
andrew hernandez
I mean, the energy was kind of low, you know, if I'm being honest right now.
But I just think what's happening right now culturally is I think people are kind of sick of like the same talking points, like, hey, hoorah, yes, let's take back America, but you know, we're not really doing anything to actually do that.
So I think right now people are kind of calling for a little more action right now.
So, I mean, that was my experience at CPAC.
It just seemed, you know, kind of whatever.
elijah schaffer
Did anyone even go?
Did you go, Flan?
To CPAC?
Why not?
@flawdzilla
Because I was.
We can't hear you at all.
Hey.
unidentified
Hey.
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Now he's in.
Oh, we can hear him.
We can hear him.
A little more.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's called a sound check, boys.
We'll do it next time before we start the show.
@flawdzilla
Am I better than I?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're looking good.
@qtrblackgarrett
15 minutes late.
andrew hernandez
So then do his sound.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we couldn't even do a sound check.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
andrew hernandez
I started 40 minutes late.
elijah schaffer
I don't even get to have a drink yet.
I'm like, this is bad.
No, but you didn't go because that's kind of gay.
I do want to sell it.
@flawdzilla
That's not my thing.
elijah schaffer
And you didn't, did you go?
Well, you live here.
Why didn't you go?
unidentified
Hell no.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm not going to one of those.
I never want to be caught dead in one of those things.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
You don't want a monkeypox?
unidentified
Drew.
Hey.
@flawdzilla
That's okay.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, I don't want the monkeypox.
I'm trying to avoid that.
elijah schaffer
I do.
Okay, let's just jump into some of this stuff here.
Let me remind you guys that we are going to read number one, ghetto chats.
We call them ghetto chats here because we're demonetized.
So we can't, we're not cool enough to get super chats.
And then when I'm looking to remonetize the channel, we like to remonetize and they're like, all right, you got to like, we're going to delete like 40 of your videos.
And then they gave me two strikes.
They age restricted six of my videos.
It hasn't been going well.
Let's just say the process of getting this channel remonetized backfired tremendously.
So Elijah's like a ghetto.
drew hernandez
I'm like, I'm going to get a panhandler at the southern border.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
All right, Jones, if you want to keep, go right here.
Put on my screen.
@flawdzilla
He's like, hey there.
drew hernandez
My little Elijah Schaefers.
@qtrblackgarrett
Would you like to sing it?
unidentified
Super chat.
elijah schaffer
Send a super chat.
Get a chat to Elijah Shabers.
That's Venmo.
That's Venmo.
Or if you click the link in the description, there's actually a legit way to give money and you can actually.
drew hernandez
You look like you're in a confession.
elijah schaffer
I should be.
Should I put that back up?
@qtrblackgarrett
I want to say American Space.
drew hernandez
Why is that your picture on Venmo?
elijah schaffer
I was like, I was young.
drew hernandez
Where is this?
elijah schaffer
LA.
That's in downtown Los Angeles.
@flawdzilla
Are you wearing a Cowboy hat?
@qtrblackgarrett
That explains why it's okay.
@flawdzilla
Are you wearing a Cowboy?
elijah schaffer
That was at a Monkey Pox test facility.
unidentified
I was in a Monkey Pox cocoon before it broke.
elijah schaffer
That's how I was born from a Monkey Pox seed.
andrew hernandez
Do you remember what I said a couple months on the show, a couple months ago?
unidentified
Yeah.
andrew hernandez
I said homosexuals could potentially be bioweapons.
elijah schaffer
You didn't go!
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, my God.
Dude, stop talking.
Hey!
drew hernandez
Hey, I'm just saying.
unidentified
I'm just, hey, I was just a little ahead of the curve.
Can I say this though?
Be careful.
elijah schaffer
Be careful what you wish for.
Things are pretty bad.
I did leave California on purpose, though, because if you look at this, if you go to my screen, Brian, I don't know if it should be up.
Yeah, from Breitbart News, Governor Gavin Newsome, who's running for president, I believe, in 2024, actually signed a bill.
He signed it, actually.
It's reducing penalties for sodomy with minors in the middle of the monkeypox pandemic.
Cornerback Garrett?
@qtrblackgarrett
Wow, it's kind of crazy that he would do that and still lock down everybody.
I went to San Diego Comic-Con, and they were completely like, you have to wear a mask, you have to do tests, you have to be vaccinated and everything.
And that's fine, though.
You can totally do that.
andrew hernandez
No 15 days to stop spread for that.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Dude, stop spreading those cheeks, you know?
drew hernandez
15 days.
Stop spreading cheeks.
unidentified
Dude, did you see the no more monkeypox and AIDS and HIV?
@qtrblackgarrett
All you have to do is just not have sex for like a weekend.
Just try.
Just try it.
elijah schaffer
Who?
Who should not have sex for a weekend?
@qtrblackgarrett
People.
elijah schaffer
Like, what kind of people?
Older people.
It's a national emergency.
My nana, she's like 83.
Like, am I?
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm worrying about the monkeypox.
drew hernandez
I'm like, Elijah, should I be concerned?
elijah schaffer
I'm like, well, I don't even want to tell you where it comes from because I feel like I'd be committing a sin.
When you can't tell your grandma where a disease comes from, she's probably not at risk for it.
@qtrblackgarrett
Don't tell me that anymore.
You make me nervous.
elijah schaffer
Do you remember South Park predicted this, though?
@qtrblackgarrett
I always thought you were one of those ladies, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
It's true.
You know, it's actually kind of nice.
Now, at least there's like, it doesn't matter if you sound homo like myself.
It's just like, you just be like, hey, you can ask your friend.
Like, instead of being like, yo, you gay?
You just say, hey, could you take this test real quickly?
@qtrblackgarrett
Swap their mouth.
elijah schaffer
If it comes back positive for monkeypox, you don't worry.
The voice is not the measure anymore.
andrew hernandez
I have box.
I have been wondering where Antifa's been.
drew hernandez
You know, I think everyone in the chat is like, where's Antifa?
Where have they been?
They probably all have monkeypox.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Did you see that?
drew hernandez
And they're just in there.
@qtrblackgarrett
They switched from like physical violence to sores all over their mouths.
elijah schaffer
No, it's now they're back in the closet.
andrew hernandez
They're back in the closet and they're scared because they don't want to be seen with a bunch of sores all over their mouths.
@flawdzilla
I've seen a few videos of people saying that they have it and they're just being proud of it right now.
elijah schaffer
Did you also see Flaude?
That's crazy.
I love.
Okay, can we just give shout outs to Andy No, who like Andy No, and you know, he just goes like he puts these things and this is why like Twitter, it's like he goes, graphic warning, but that's just the image already on your timeline.
And it's like, graphic warnings, like, well, that's the warning was that I just saw about, and he blurs out like half the cock.
Like, he goes like the shaft up.
unidentified
Yeah, and then it's a chef.
I'd rather see the chef than see everything around that's not blurred.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
@qtrblackgarrett
Yes.
Andy No, why do you do this to my eyes?
elijah schaffer
He's like, it's like he blurs out the dick and then it's like the lower end of the shot, the bass, and then the crotch, and it's just full of like oozing sores, and it looks like the dick's about to fall off.
And I'm like, this, you, it's an unsolicited blue waffle.
unidentified
Yes.
It's on my timeline.
I don't want that.
elijah schaffer
I like, but I never understand that.
Like, I do like, and like, and the things he posts are so extremely, I love him, by the way.
But like, then the next one was like, graphic warning.
And I look, I'm like, this woman, and it's like, woman was shot in the face.
She's like, record selfie video.
And I'm like, it's people's dicks falling off.
A woman shot in the face.
Another Asian person getting beat up by one of Flaude's cousins.
And it's just like, and it's like, and that's all his timeline is.
I'm like, damn, bro, the world's pretty effed up.
@qtrblackgarrett
It actually is.
andrew hernandez
Yeah, Andy's on.
He's on a good one right now.
elijah schaffer
I know, but like.
But like, this is what I think is funny about California: there was a show called Californication, and it was supposed to be a joke.
But then they keep, right?
We already, San Francisco Sodomy with a minor, which is called rape, by the way, was already reduced in penalty if you're gay.
So gays, it's like, oh, yeah, being gay is the future, but also we need to lower paranormal rape.
drew hernandez
There is no future.
andrew hernandez
There is no future because they cannot repopulate.
They want to contract diseases and act like martyrs.
This community is advocating to mutilate the genitals of children.
drew hernandez
They want to abort all babies.
andrew hernandez
So like this Sodom and Gomorrah community has no future.
They'll just take themselves out.
@flawdzilla
Facts.
andrew hernandez
Because if you just let that continue to happen, it's not biologically possible for them to have a future in society because they'll just take themselves out with their lifestyle.
@qtrblackgarrett
Why do you think they're so focused on taking all of academia and indoctrinating every child with their ideology?
Because they want the children.
They want them to repropulate other people's children.
andrew hernandez
That's the only way they can is if they steal children.
elijah schaffer
Stealing kids.
drew hernandez
Stealing children.
elijah schaffer
Rena Womb is the most 2022 thing I ever heard.
@qtrblackgarrett
They're a salon specialist.
elijah schaffer
It trips me out, though, with these people.
Because I was talking to James Lindsay today.
It's going to be on the next episode because he just got deleted off Twitter, if people don't realize.
Because he started the okay groomer phrase, which is now considered a sex crime or a hate crime.
Sex associated hate crime, I think is what it is.
@qtrblackgarrett
He used the term groomer.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you can't use it anymore to talk about.
And he explains, we go over the whole groomer pipeline, which is crazy.
But then, what's crazy is he did not get even suspended for saying groomer.
He got suspended for changing it.
He said, well, I'll start describing groomer.
And so he said, okay, child sexualization specialist.
And then they added that to their terms of service, Twitter did, to where you can't call people child sexualization specialists.
@qtrblackgarrett
Twitter, why would you do that?
Twitter, that's a little weird for you to censor that word.
andrew hernandez
Are you like, I think we know why?
@qtrblackgarrett
Are you like encouraging that or something?
elijah schaffer
Is that what you're doing there?
But how do we get here?
Yeah, he knows.
andrew hernandez
They're kind of for it.
They're kind of like down with it.
Where is this?
elijah schaffer
What is going on here?
Oh, let me bring this back.
I have something I want to go over something with you guys, which is absolutely amazing.
I do want to say with the CPAC thing, I did bring this up.
Brian, if you go to my screen, I love.
@qtrblackgarrett
There's only one person that should be at CPAC right now.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that was a funny video.
elijah schaffer
Alex Stein.
Alex Stein.
I know, literally.
Alex Stein.
I do like trolling reporters.
I just couldn't go to CPAC because when I saw that.
You got Flaud and Garrett.
Where's Adam?
Didn't he get an invite to what Reuters fact checkers tell me is a gay orgy?
Yo, I should say, what is up, YouTube?
We're about to have a gay orgy and find out if Monkey Pox is a real or a myth.
What's your mind?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Now you're remonetized.
drew hernandez
I'm going to use the rest real quick.
I'll be right.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
Go.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So I love it.
Zachary Petrizzo shit his pants last CPAC when I confronted him.
He cried so badly.
Dude, when you meet these people in person, like whatever, Jeremy Campbell and gay to gay seven and gay 20.
unidentified
28 head.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Trans non-binary and traitor to America.
They're always so weak and they get so like timid.
I will give this girl a pass because she's a chick and girls do get pretty afraid when guys, like when you have like, like I have, I've met Alex Stein several times and he's a huge dude.
unidentified
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
He's massive.
elijah schaffer
He's taller than me.
@qtrblackgarrett
He's very imposing.
But he's very smiling and happy.
Yeah.
It throws you off.
He's like, you don't know what's going to happen.
elijah schaffer
Well, he confronted Vice reporter because it's like, it's crazy because CPAC wants this fair standard where they'll let liberal reporters into their event.
But then you try to get to the DNC.
If I apply to go into the NA Democratic event, they'll deny your press credentials immediately.
And what's so insane is CPAC, they go, what, fair media?
They denied Infowars.
And they even denied Alex Steins.
They denied Alex Stein's press credentials.
What the hell did they do?
They revoked.
They denied Alex Stein press credentials.
They gave it to me.
@qtrblackgarrett
Why would never be caught dead at a CPAC event?
That right there.
Alex Stein is like the new conservative movement.
It's making fun of all of these places.
Because at this point, we've tried to do the political side.
We've tried to go in through that side, and it doesn't work because we play on the fair side and they don't.
So what you do is you do what Alex Stein is doing and you make fun of him.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, troll him into oblivion.
@qtrblackgarrett
Troll them into oblivion.
elijah schaffer
Let's watch this.
This is pretty good.
We'll just watch it all the way through.
Feel free to comment as we go.
Let's watch this.
Can we get it?
@qtrblackgarrett
So this is the Vice reporter.
elijah schaffer
You can tell, the only one in a mask here.
unidentified
So how are you doing?
Just doing my dog.
elijah schaffer
She's here trolling everybody here.
unidentified
So she's the only one here in a mask, and she's just saying negative stuff.
elijah schaffer
I can't believe they let you in here.
unidentified
Do you feel like you're lying or sheep in the lion's den?
I have credentials to be here.
So do I. What I'm saying, see, this is Vice, guys.
elijah schaffer
This person, she's trying to troll this event.
unidentified
She thinks all of you guys are losers.
That's what she posts on the internet.
elijah schaffer
She posts the most out-of-context stuff.
unidentified
See, Vice is the worst media company there in.
elijah schaffer
They're all liars.
So, what do you think about your crappy media company?
unidentified
You can take out a C-PAC.
I know, but don't you think Vice is a bunch of liars?
Oh, you're proud of us.
elijah schaffer
You know, you guys made me talk about drugs.
Are you a drug addict too?
Like, all the Vice President you make?
unidentified
Guys, this is a Vice.
This person, she's a loser right here.
@qtrblackgarrett
She's the only one in a mask.
unidentified
You see this?
@qtrblackgarrett
This is what a loser looks like.
She's got her coronavirus.
elijah schaffer
How many vaccines do you have?
She's got her coronavirus.
Are you on your fifth vaccine?
unidentified
It's not your business.
Oh, my.
Oh, it's not.
So why do you want to mandate him if it's none of my business?
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Are you throwing vaccine mandates?
unidentified
Oh, it's none of my business, but she's throwing vaccine mandates.
Guys, you see this?
elijah schaffer
This is what a vice journalist looks like.
unidentified
She comes here.
This is what a vice journalist looks like in her little mask at the conservative event.
I'm just scared.
elijah schaffer
She's getting attention.
unidentified
I'm getting mad every week.
That's why.
Oh, that's great.
They're getting married.
elijah schaffer
I wonder how many vaccines she has.
Is your husband, is he vaccinated?
Is he vaccinated too?
Why don't you put this on your vice?
unidentified
Why don't you put this in your vice?
See, Vice won't, they won't cover Prime Time 99 Alex Time.
See, Vice is a liar.
She's a liar.
elijah schaffer
And then when you call her out, she walks away.
unidentified
She's scared.
She's the only one in a mask here.
She probably has the coronavirus in a viral shedding.
You guys see this is a vice journalist.
It's a lying media company.
So do you feel uncomfortable now being here?
I definitely feel uncomfortable.
I'm just hitting my diet.
Well, I don't want to get viral shedding, but how many vaccines do you have?
elijah schaffer
Do you think Joe Viden's a good president?
unidentified
Does this inflation affect you?
Do you think the country's doing well?
Why are you?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to need the Vice and Vice Alert.
Vice Alert!
elijah schaffer
Let's get a voter.
unidentified
Vice is a lying media company.
They lie.
So am I. I'm a credential reporter.
Oh, oh, you see?
I'm a credential reporter, too.
Oh, I'm Vice.
I'm a liar.
These guys are cowards and liars.
Classic.
@flawdzilla
That's why I love him, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
Alex Stein is the man.
drew hernandez
I love how she pulls out her phone thinking it's like, you know, some like defensive mechanism.
She almost going to show him something.
unidentified
She was almost like a bit of a little idiot.
@flawdzilla
She said, I'm getting married in two weeks.
That's why I'm wearing a mask.
Yeah.
What does that even mean?
I don't even understand how that goes together.
elijah schaffer
The sad part is someone's about to marry that.
I would say under the mask, though, she's probably a good seven, 7.5, maybe 8.
She looks attractive, at least from the eyes.
I don't know.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's hard to tell, you know?
elijah schaffer
It's hard to tell.
But it's the mask.
I wouldn't want to be married to a bitch, but I would take a bitch over a masked woman.
I would, though, because it's like at least you could grow in your marriage and you could maybe soften up a little bit.
But the mask thing, you believe in being controlled by the exact wrong type of person.
That's the kind of woman who says she won't be controlled by a man, but then she's controlled by the CDC.
And so it's like she submits to Dr. Fauci not her husband.
And so it's like, well, I understand a woman that just wants to be a bitch or like a whore or something like that out in the world and live freely and you know live their best life.
You're not getting monkeypox probably anyway, so life's good.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, you're good there.
elijah schaffer
But then it's like, it's always these women who go, I want to live a free life.
I want to submit under a man.
My husband does not rule over me.
We share everything equally.
I submit under an executive for JP Morgan.
You're like, okay, so all right, so you submit under a woman executive.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Fauci got sexiest man of the year, right?
Something like that?
elijah schaffer
Oh, did he?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
So they love him.
They really wet over him.
elijah schaffer
They get wet.
andrew hernandez
Dude, wet with vaccine.
@qtrblackgarrett
Why is this the reality we live in, man?
Don't get it.
They love the kiddie.
elijah schaffer
I will say, though, this is actually like, people don't realize this is actually our live shit stream.
It's number six.
And if you want these to keep going, I got to tell you guys the truth.
Flaude.
Flaude came up here and right now.
unidentified
A new child soldier subscriber.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, SGD Hayes, for becoming a child soldier.
But true story, and Flaude will verify this.
Flaude drove up here, left his wallet at home, and he has nowhere to stay because the rooms in my house are full.
And if you guys, today's donations are all fund Flaud's Fund Flaud's food and hotel.
Because if we don't get Flaude at a hotel tonight, Flaude is going to be homeless.
And if you want more black men on the street, then you are not going to donate tonight.
But if you want to throw away your cash, you want to burn your money, you want to just be shamed on screen and you want to make us dance, then click the link in the description or go to Venmo or you can go PayPal to Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com.
@qtrblackgarrett
It all goes to the far.
elijah schaffer
And Cash App at Elijah Schaefer as well.
I always say that for my followers who live in the hood.
Cash app.
We take Cash App.
@flawdzilla
Yo, that's funny.
That's how I take all my money.
Black Lives Matter, guys.
andrew hernandez
Black Lives Matter.
Donate for Flaude right now.
@qtrblackgarrett
In fact, he doesn't even have his own clothes.
@flawdzilla
No, I know.
@qtrblackgarrett
He didn't bring his own clothes.
We need to raise money.
elijah schaffer
Click the link in the description.
He said these are ghetto chats.
We're demonetized.
We already don't make any money.
I saw Rick Keating, like, what, $137,000, something like that?
During the Johnny Depp's trial, dude, if we can get $97, we can upgrade him to a holiday inn.
Let's keep going.
andrew hernandez
Let's go.
unidentified
Let's keep going.
@qtrblackgarrett
Only two-star.
elijah schaffer
I did want to say this.
So check this out here.
So get a load of this.
A six-foot-two.
This is me, my height here.
@flawdzilla
She's beautiful.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
230 pound.
Lady Ruby.
To put it in perspective, I weigh about 205 pounds.
unidentified
That's what I called my third ball.
andrew hernandez
That is one hot woman right there, guys.
unidentified
Twice.
elijah schaffer
This is Australia, of course, in Oz.
Twice the size of the woman he or she's playing against or he's playing against.
Is that a woman?
That's a man, right?
So I said, my description of this was there.
There are three balls in this picture.
Only one is visible.
So there you go.
Three balls.
Anyone have a good caption?
Let's get best captioned in the chat.
If you guys, I'll read some of your best captions.
If you guys give me your best ones, it's so sad.
drew hernandez
Picture, watch, put it back up.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
drew hernandez
Look at the woman in the back.
unidentified
What do I do?
How do I stop this woman?
drew hernandez
I trained my whole life for this.
This guy's out of control.
unidentified
It looks photoshopped.
andrew hernandez
It's just hilarious how men are dominating women now because the left is allowing it.
To me, it's just so funny.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's like fervent ground for comedy.
Like, why are there no comedy movies talking about stuff like this?
Because, like, this is perfect comedy right here.
andrew hernandez
It's like a self-inflicting troll.
@flawdzilla
That's a nice one.
unidentified
Yeah.
drew hernandez
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
We need to figure out more too.
We need to have certain things with certain guests are here.
And like when quarter blacks and we need to drink, we need to get a drinking game made up by next time.
@qtrblackgarrett
Holy crap.
I don't know, man.
Two drinks in.
andrew hernandez
I saw someone in the chat say take a shot every time they say pox or monkey pox.
@qtrblackgarrett
Dude, you guys want to like die or something?
elijah schaffer
Somebody told me.
They were like, bro, I don't like this show.
It's just like, it's just, every show, you guys at one point talk about dicks.
It's not true.
We don't just talk about dicks.
We also pop Dick Fetty over George Ventura.
We had a Dick Fetty balloon blow up over George.
@qtrblackgarrett
That was the first thing I saw when I got here last time.
It was a dildo.
elijah schaffer
It was a dildefend.
@qtrblackgarrett
Dildo coming out of a doorway and Dick Fetty everywhere.
@flawdzilla
Did you open it?
@qtrblackgarrett
I didn't touch it.
unidentified
I did monkeypox.
elijah schaffer
It was weird because it was gone when after he left the next morning, the dildo was gone.
It wasn't in the door anymore.
No one knows where it went.
@flawdzilla
Someone was opening it backwards.
unidentified
Like, let me get this door open, hold up.
andrew hernandez
Hey, guys, let me open this door for you.
elijah schaffer
Dad, I'm stuck on the door handle.
andrew hernandez
Son?
@qtrblackgarrett
Son?
unidentified
Dad, call the fire department.
@flawdzilla
No, don't.
elijah schaffer
Stepmom?
unidentified
No, don't.
No, don't.
@qtrblackgarrett
Don't call.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
No, but like, this is, okay, we do laugh at it, but like, Australia is really, they're doing something else.
Like, what is Brittany Griner's white, you know, Siamese twin doing here?
This is so bad.
andrew hernandez
Look at that thigh.
Look at that thigh, bro.
Look at that.
@qtrblackgarrett
Honestly, I'm for it.
Like, who, one, who cares about, like, women's sports?
Number one, I don't give a fuck.
And two, it's hilarious, and it's in a different country, so I can just like look and laugh at it over there.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Just, you know, whenever it's happening over here, I don't like it.
@flawdzilla
I'm mad.
@qtrblackgarrett
You know, I don't like that.
elijah schaffer
Wait, where do we have?
We have some of these.
Let me see if we have some of these.
Here, I'm going to give this to you.
You can scroll up on the chat and see if there's any good.
@qtrblackgarrett
Another black manager.
elijah schaffer
I'll give you a quarter of a job.
unidentified
It's not even a lot of fun.
andrew hernandez
You are making all the minorities work.
@flawdzilla
I got to do the volume.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to plug it in.
No, you know what?
I know, but that's why it's a group effort.
I actually, my goal for this is to actually get everybody a computer for, and everyone has NDI, and everyone can just bring shit up that they want to bring up and then have fun.
And that's been my entire goal is to make this fun.
And also, this is fully self-funded, by the way.
I know we're in an employee's thing, and we are like a Blaze show, but also this Saturday stream is not in my contract.
I'm not actually supposed to probably even be doing this, but I'm doing it anyway, and I'm funding it out of pocket.
Your guys's pockets.
I'm actually funding it out of your pockets.
And so if you guys donate on Venmo Cash App to Ghetto Chats or the link in the description, it literally, Flawedzilla won't be homeless and you will literally end black poverty.
@qtrblackgarrett
Please tonight.
unidentified
Please.
elijah schaffer
Yes, people always ask me, like, do you have to make racist jokes every show?
@flawdzilla
Racist?
@qtrblackgarrett
What are you talking about?
elijah schaffer
We've never been racist on this show.
unidentified
What?
@qtrblackgarrett
I think that's internalized racism.
unidentified
Oh, no.
andrew hernandez
Racism here.
unidentified
Look, yeah, Chuck Calesto said, breaking report.
elijah schaffer
CDC suggests gay and buy men take a temporary break from sex to curb monkeypox.
unidentified
What did I say?
What did I say?
@qtrblackgarrett
One weekend.
Just try.
andrew hernandez
Yeah, 15 days to stop the spreading of your cheeks.
unidentified
Be a man, use your Dr. Elijah Schaefer for save people's lives.
andrew hernandez
Recommend it.
unidentified
Dude, dude.
elijah schaffer
I think it takes the next level.
So apparently, I don't know what this creator is, but in Telegram, there's somebody named Afrancin or something like that.
And they screenshot it.
They're like, what's a Francon's coming after Elijah?
I don't know what that, I don't know who that is.
But I did like the description of the video, and it was like, Elijah's going through a mental breakdown.
Pray for him as he heals from his homosexuality.
unidentified
He heals.
I don't know what a Francon is, but that's pretty fucking funny.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty good.
That's pretty funny.
As the whole land heals, actually pray for the whole land as they all heal from the homosexuality.
It is a very, very, very problematic thing.
People write comments like, oh, this show is very anti-gay, whatever.
It's like, no, it's actually just, like, I hate to see that.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's hosted by a gay guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's literally going on.
Hosted by a gay guy, a 25% potential criminal, a straight-up jailbaby, and a white passing Hispanic.
That's why he's all right.
But, you know, but can I just say this?
When I go on Turning Point, okay, Turning Point.
Very kosher.
Very sweet.
And Drew's studio's got a much bigger studio than this.
If you ever out, you got to go on it.
Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Thank you for inviting me onto this show.
elijah schaffer
No, because he loves people that draw the line and make it.
andrew hernandez
Elijah's secretly my booker.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
It's like, because I'm not making money.
unidentified
It's taking sex.
elijah schaffer
People giving $3.50.
I have to have a second job.
But it's in front of sort of the news bay where all the workers work in Turning Point.
And like, I'll just see there's all these like 21 and 22 year old, like, you know, pretty girls and like, you know, gay people and things all hanging out.
And then it's just like, you're all just like working and like being like, you know, oh my gosh, like let's, more gay politicians or whatever.
And then, and then, and then Drew's there.
unidentified
He's like, you catamites, you homosexuals, you gay homosexuals.
I'm telling you, they're raping your kids almost.
And you're like, it turns out it backfires.
elijah schaffer
Everyone's actually racist and doesn't want to be homeless.
unidentified
It's like the least giving that hell.
It's like a church.
His mic is malfunctioning.
andrew hernandez
How do I tighten this?
drew hernandez
Because it's a.
andrew hernandez
God, this is like the craziest stream.
elijah schaffer
I think it's tighten that side.
unidentified
Okay.
@qtrblackgarrett
It is the shit stream.
So just going in.
elijah schaffer
It's literally called the shit stream because everything I do is like pretty shit.
@qtrblackgarrett
Last time I was on the show, I wasn't prepared to go as hard as I did.
No, we go hard.
andrew hernandez
We go hard.
drew hernandez
I mean, Turning Point, shout out to Turning Point.
andrew hernandez
I mean, they've taken a huge risk with me and they've allowed me to push the limits a little further than what I think they're used to.
unidentified
But Charlie's actually down for no Charlie.
elijah schaffer
A lot of people don't realize shit on Charlie.
drew hernandez
No, no, Charlie.
elijah schaffer
Charlie is actually very cool.
unidentified
Yeah, Charlie is based.
drew hernandez
He actually is.
Charlie is based.
andrew hernandez
And I love working with Charlie and Turning Point.
And I'm glad that they've given me the platform.
Because, I mean, they even took down six episodes, YouTube, a couple days ago.
elijah schaffer
We're getting to that right now.
No, start talking about it.
drew hernandez
So Media Matters has been running hit pieces like always, calling us transphobes, homophobes, everything's a phobe.
andrew hernandez
Which is funny, by the way.
@qtrblackgarrett
You mean running ads?
@flawdzilla
It's like...
andrew hernandez
It's like, I'm not scared of any of you.
Like, I'm not scared of homosexuals.
I'm not scared of trans.
@flawdzilla
I think they did it on purpose to make themselves feel like.
andrew hernandez
Yeah, but it's not that I'm scared.
It's just I don't like you guys.
Like, let's just be honest.
drew hernandez
I don't like you.
andrew hernandez
Okay, for the record.
That's what it is.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
drew hernandez
And Drew Hernandez doesn't like us.
Yeah.
Can you tell?
Is that not obvious at this point?
andrew hernandez
Anyway, so they took down six episodes for rhetoric like that.
Exposing the groomer agenda.
So, you know, they took down all those episodes.
So we're kind of rerouting the show to Rumble and Real America's Voice, which is based in awesome.
But I'm proud of Turning Point for supporting me and siding with the truth because protecting the innocence of children is literally the hill to die on.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, absolutely.
unidentified
Right.
Oh, no, well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Not in California, though.
That's the kind of thing.
andrew hernandez
I'm with Gavin Newsome.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, government-funded.
elijah schaffer
And what's so crazy is what people don't realize, too, with the censorship is it's not going to work because like the fact if we even make any money doing this is like a genius thing, but it's not the point.
So for instance, you know, they go, I was talking to Alex Jones.
You guys should watch the special today.
unidentified
Child soldier.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, Slick Shady.
Thank you, Slick Shady, for becoming a child soldier.
I will say that Alex Jones was saying, like, you know, they started by taking away our advertisers and they took, then they went down the rabbit hole and they started, you know, destroying them and they started selling their own products.
Now they're trying to sue them for money they don't have, basically saying, hey, we don't want you to have a platform.
We don't want you to exist.
So they take, I'd probably lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding a year.
Then they hit our channel the other day or like about a month ago or three weeks ago and say, hey, you know, we're reducing your, like they always do this.
Hey, we're like basically hiding your channel more.
It's a new algorithm unless you like abide by these new rules, but we also won't benefit you.
And you watch your impressions just drop, which means your impressions are their algorithm.
It's how much they show your video to new people.
So like, thank God you guys are amazing.
You guys support us.
We're not actually supported by any more than like a couple thousand people, legitimately.
So if our views are 5,000 or 230,000, we're probably doing the same.
And if I get kicked off of YouTube or anything happens, but I go into a website with like a couple thousand people, we're still just as effective as anything.
That's why I don't care about views.
They go, we're striking your channel.
We're giving you two strikes.
We're removing 66% of your impressions.
Right.
And you go, okay, so you're going to drop us down from averaging like 90,000 an episode to 40 or 50,000.
Okay, I don't care because the reality is, is it's that same, it's like the 80-20 rule.
Like 20% do 80% of the support.
I would say 10% do 90% of the support for any show, any movement.
And it is a lot of work.
And I still do a lot of it like myself.
Like the intros for all the Alex Jones stuff I did by myself with Brian, who doesn't even, he lives in Alabama.
We did it remote.
The Messy Christianity.
drew hernandez
Brian from Alabama.
elijah schaffer
The Messy Christianity new podcast I'm doing, which is, again, don't leave me out.
@flawdzilla
Shout out, Brian.
elijah schaffer
Shout out, Brian.
@flawdzilla
I feel like I have to overlook that.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying this as a joke.
Like people always make fun of me.
They're like, why do we, is this the guy speaking for men and masculinity in life?
I go, that's the question you should be asking society, not me.
Why am I the guy making a Christian podcast?
I shouldn't be.
That's ask the church why they're the ones not fighting.
The culture was not trying, so it's saying like.
But the point is is that that channel only has 5,000 subscribers on its first week and already I'm probably gonna be able to start.
You know, the support's already coming in for it because people want to invest and want to work on.
It is like we don't need their numbers, we don't need vice numbers, we don't need to lie to people, we just need a small base.
Like Christ had 12 people that were his disciples that spread it to the whole world, we don't really need a ton of people to be successful.
So their persecution never works because we're not reliant on their system.
That's not.
drew hernandez
These people don't live in reality.
andrew hernandez
They don't live in reality, right.
Everything they do is outside of reality, right.
drew hernandez
Their mental illness is just takes them somewhere else.
So part of that is they want the perception.
andrew hernandez
They propagate this, right.
They want the perception that these people are the majority in the United States Of America, across the entire globe.
You see it in Hollywood, the music industry obviously, social media and politics.
So they want the perception to be that there's more of them than there are of us.
It's actually the opposite, there's more of us than there are of them.
That's how it will always be because, like I said, they don't have a future because they're taking out their own little group of people here on planet Earth.
So what people need to understand is, I mean, Alex Jones is the perfect example because he's at the forefront of everything.
They took him down first censorship, now they got this kangaroo freaking communist show trial.
That they're taking him down as well.
It's insane.
But what people don't understand is it's not about Alex Jones right, the deplatform of Alex Jones, president Donald Trump, that that has nothing to do with the figures.
It has to do with the base of those people, the base that agrees with them, the base that have the same values of them.
That's what they're trying to literally neutralize by the millions.
Because these people this is why, this is why everything's a phobia quarterback, everything's a phobia they're scared of everything because they know that there are more people that agree with us than them and their stupid mental illness.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's what they hold.
That's what they hold.
Like you just said, it's a cooling effect.
They hold up Alex Jones so they can go.
Everybody that agrees even closely to Alex Jones.
This is what we can do to you.
unidentified
Yeah, we'll do this to you.
@qtrblackgarrett
So don't step up, don't don't say anything that's against our narrative, Because we will do this.
We will de-platform you.
And not just that, we will then go for your financials.
We will go for your platforms.
We will go for everything.
unidentified
Your children.
@qtrblackgarrett
Your children.
Like, literally, we will go for your children.
That's the plan.
@flawdzilla
It's obviously the truth because if they weren't afraid, they wouldn't be going after you like that.
You know, they already know that little amount is in danger, the little amount that they are.
So they try to make them.
@qtrblackgarrett
Well, and it's like whenever the closer you get to having people like wake up, the more fervent they're going to get.
The more crazy they're going to get because they're losing their power and they're going to get crazy.
It's like you put them in this cage and the cage is getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
And they're going to get more ravenous and crazier and crazier because they're losing that power.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
Absolute fact.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, I want to say this.
I'm really happy.
By the way, because of your support, guys, because you guys, if you go to my screen, because you guys have been doing the ghetto chats, donating at Venmo, the link in the description, which is a quick way you can do it, which is our ghetto chats and cash app.
We've been able to finally add a fourth freaking seat, which is like so exciting to me because we're able to bring people in person and soon one of our guests might have a hotel.
But like, this is where I want to move things because eventually, you know, I had this crazy idea one time in my life.
@qtrblackgarrett
See what I'm saying?
drew hernandez
B, L, M, B, L, M. Hey, guys, keep bringing in those reparations.
We got to get God a hotel.
@flawdzilla
Thanks.
drew hernandez
Bring in those reparations.
We need all the white guilt.
All the white guilt.
Let's go, guys.
@qtrblackgarrett
I get a little bit of a percentage.
unidentified
No, Because you're only a quarter black.
elijah schaffer
That's why I gave you a game that's a lot.
unidentified
Yeah, reparations.
Reparations.
Reparations.
elijah schaffer
I gave you a couch.
It's like 75%.
It's almost a bed.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's okay.
unidentified
It's almost a bed.
@qtrblackgarrett
You gave me this big ass bottle of whiskey.
What is this?
Why is this?
This is so like.
@flawdzilla
It's beautiful.
elijah schaffer
The cute alcoholism.
@flawdzilla
That's China in my house.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hey, the guests are coming over.
unidentified
Let's get some good stuff out.
elijah schaffer
No, the amount, you guys would not believe this.
Young Pei Chang ships like got to be 800 homies worth of booze to like the office every couple months.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Like the amount of booze that my guests consume before shows is astronomical.
Like, and I am, I am not judging.
Like, but everybody at the latest, like, I like, and I buy it.
I'll probably say a couple hundred bucks a month, and he does probably like $600 a month just to keep that thing stocked.
And I swear, probably 70% of the booze consumption is from Chad Prater's guests in his show.
Hey, I'm going to put a camera because if I buy a tequila bottle, it just disappears in 72 hours.
And then I find it in Chad's studio.
True story.
True story.
But you know, but even Chad, by the way, because that's why I'm back in my YouTube roots.
I've crawled out of a black pool.
I've talked to you guys about that.
But I'm back doing this because I was saying what's crazy is.
So I had this crazy idea last year of starting a five-day a week live show that doesn't exist.
But I will say that was always my goal.
@qtrblackgarrett
Are you insane?
elijah schaffer
I know.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
My goal was to start a live show that was five days a week that was just cracking shit and we don't know where you are here is, but we are here.
unidentified
But we are here.
elijah schaffer
So the point was, is like I had this idea around the election time to start a new show with my CEO and it didn't work.
So it really did work.
It was actually fucking awesome.
@qtrblackgarrett
It worked really well.
elijah schaffer
It worked really well.
But it's not on air anymore.
And so now I've got to figure out what to do next.
I might actually start a whole nother show.
I'm considering.
But I might start like four shows.
I'm actually really back on my beat.
I'm scheduling myself.
I'm waking up early.
I'm going to the gym in the mornings.
I'm bringing my Bible.
I'm going to church again.
I'm, you know, eating like 250 to 300 grams of protein a day.
I'm like just really, really getting buff and I'm like living it.
And now I have the energy.
It's so crazy, guys.
It's crazy, though.
Like you go, you wake up, you discipline yourself, and suddenly your creativity shines.
And that's why the media isn't creative anymore.
It's because they're all fucking losers in their own personal lives, and so they're not creative anymore.
Like, that's the problem.
andrew hernandez
Pushing mental illness, bad hygiene, and being overweight.
@qtrblackgarrett
Something about that is like whenever you're overweight and you're in that lifestyle of not taking care of yourself, you don't know what it's like to feel good.
You don't know what it's like to have like you literally are unable to realize what it's like to have those things, and that's what they count on.
They really rely on you not knowing that.
So, like, the second that you start like going, oh, you know what?
I can think for myself.
I can maybe I could like schedule my work.
I could maybe go to the gym and start working out, and then I have like a more clear head.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my wait, what?
That's why the laptop seems to be real.
I've lost.
Oh, we'll read that one again.
You read it.
unidentified
Here's the hotel.
There it is.
All right.
All right.
I've lost.
It's not in the second one.
elijah schaffer
Most of my friends, meet up soon.
@qtrblackgarrett
I need some glow sticks.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
elijah schaffer
Most of my friends, we need to meet up soon.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And we actually announced this.
Drew will probably be flying in for this too.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Because August, I think, 24th, or maybe it's the 20th.
InfoWars is doing a based Patriots meetup in Austin for all influencers and people who want to meet up and they're providing security and everything.
And so I'm going to go to that.
I'm saying, like, yeah, and Alex Stein, Owen Schroyer, Alex Jones, everyone.
And I'm like, yeah, so we're going to be meeting up at a park and we're all packing heat.
Everyone's caring.
So don't fuck with me.
@qtrblackgarrett
What is Texas after?
elijah schaffer
You should go with me.
@qtrblackgarrett
Fuck yes.
andrew hernandez
Let's go.
drew hernandez
Everyone in the chat, let's go.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to know this?
Alex Jones asked me to host his show next Friday, the full show.
He said, Can you host the show for me?
I text Daria.
Dario's like, well, let me just confirm with him because he said that on air.
So we'll see.
drew hernandez
Maybe I'll come down with you.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
andrew hernandez
Because he's been asking me to host the show, too.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
andrew hernandez
We should do like a takeover.
elijah schaffer
We need to break it.
We're only taking over InfoWars because we support Alex Jones.
andrew hernandez
He's on air, what, like four hours?
@qtrblackgarrett
Three hours.
andrew hernandez
Three?
elijah schaffer
Easy.
unidentified
Easy.
elijah schaffer
I could do four, four, four to six hours a day pretty easily.
andrew hernandez
You could too.
@qtrblackgarrett
How many booze can you drink during that show?
elijah schaffer
I mean, I mean, between takes, probably a few shots.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, like, no, no, dude, one time.
So, okay, so I know you're not supposed to get like smashed drunk, but I will tell you.
@qtrblackgarrett
I never do that.
elijah schaffer
If you're ever going to do that, do it with Alex Jones.
It's one of the most fun experiences ever.
Because he just starts saying things like this.
He's not actually crazy.
He'll just be like, he'll just sit in there and he's clearly drunk.
unidentified
And he says, I'm actually a pretty nice guy.
elijah schaffer
People call me a lot of things.
They never call me mean.
I buy people dinner sometimes.
You know what I'm saying?
But you want to buy it?
I'll buy you dinner right now.
unidentified
I'll order a few.
elijah schaffer
Like, no, I already ate.
Nope.
drew hernandez
I'm ordering.
unidentified
Alex.
drew hernandez
Alex is already ordered.
I'm like a super, super sweetheart.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like the most cuddly boy.
drew hernandez
People don't know that.
Like, behind the scenes, he is such like a sweetheart.
He just seems passionate about.
elijah schaffer
Nah, he's not nasty at all.
Like, he's a real, real sweetheart.
I did want to jump in this.
Let's just jump right in this real fast.
That's what we were talking about earlier.
Breaking YouTube removes Drew Hernandez's anti-grooming videos for hate speech.
drew hernandez
That hole, that speech.
That guy is so afraid of homos.
elijah schaffer
I do.
I love, dude.
You know, people talked a lot about Jesse Lee Peterson.
Do you saw those hit pieces that he's like secretly homosexual?
What do you think about that?
@flawdzilla
I was wondering, man.
I was looking it up.
I was intrigued.
I was going to hit him up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I go.
unidentified
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
You want to go on a date, Don?
Yeah, man.
@flawdzilla
You've got the same interest.
@qtrblackgarrett
Can I talk something?
elijah schaffer
Unpopular opinion.
I want to get your thoughts on this.
So, unpopular opinion.
One, I love Jesse, and I wouldn't care if he's gay or anything.
Number two, he's always had a heretical theology, so I've never thought of him as a pastor or like a spiritual leader.
Like, I've always known that his churches, I've been to his church, is not church, he's just like a funny guy who's an entertainer.
And you go, Oh, that's making a mockery of God.
It's like, dude, wait till you meet everyone else in the media industry.
Okay, so relax.
He's trying his best, and then they go.
@qtrblackgarrett
There are a lot of people that are actually in churches, like pastoring.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but they go right now.
That's what I'm saying.
But they go, they go, oh, okay.
Well, he was like a predator.
But like, when I listen to the interview, I might be wrong.
I didn't hear anything about that.
It was just more like he's living like a two-faced, like, he's saying one thing and doing another.
So, the point is, is that I don't know, but I know two things.
Number one, I know that hit pieces get made about everybody in media accusing them of literally everything.
Well, stuff, we have we've watched five more minutes of the hit piece of Elijah Schaefer tonight.
We're only like 20 minutes in.
We're only 20 minutes in.
I want to make a hit piece about quarter black.
andrew hernandez
I just want to fucking like, so on one hand, just say something, quarter black, right now, and then media matters.
They're probably watching right now.
unidentified
They're like, Yeah, yeah, say something, black guy.
Say something.
I'm gonna shit on you.
Just wait for it.
andrew hernandez
Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
That's just how I picture them.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
No, there's like Jeffrey Toobin fiercely masturbating.
I can't wait to come on this hit article.
nancy pelosi
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Elijah Kumar say something.
elijah schaffer
I'm gonna come on you.
unidentified
Dude, Josiah was.
I can't wait to call this black guy a white supremacist.
elijah schaffer
I can't wait.
unidentified
I can't wait.
elijah schaffer
Josiah, our production assistant.
He's white past.
He had one of those moments.
andrew hernandez
People are losers.
They're nerds.
They're losers.
elijah schaffer
He was in the life room.
The life format is so funny because Josiah, our production assistant, was like, was like, was like, yeah, me too.
But he was cracky.
He cracked me up.
Because he was like, he just was walking out of the room.
He goes, bro, we've got to go live on the show.
Go why?
He goes, that last show you did was fucking crazy.
And I go, what do you mean?
He goes, bro, because he ran the no context pages.
He was like, the shit you were saying, man.
Like, you would just be like, fucking black people are horny.
They're just fucking each other.
And then they're like, fuck my child.
I don't want to raise him.
And he's like, and then it would be like, what?
He just said that on he just said that?
unidentified
He's like, he's like, you see what?
elijah schaffer
The live format because we have to cut and bleep so much stuff.
You know that from slightly offensive.
Like, we have to make it look like clean cuts, but there's like regularly like entire segments that just never make it onto the internet.
And like, we just got a strike for a video that never got published because it was so bad.
unidentified
What?
@flawdzilla
I didn't know that was possible.
elijah schaffer
Now we have episodes that are so bad they can't go on the internet because they're just like, dude, like that colonizer special that we made with Kez and Sav, where I dressed up as one of the violent rapist colonizers and Kez was the Indian.
And let's just say we reenacted stuff on the show.
@flawdzilla
What did you think was what happened?
elijah schaffer
We watched it.
Savannah goes.
unidentified
Why on earth would that happen?
elijah schaffer
Savannah calls me.
She's like, hey, Elijah, so I'm editing our colonizer special.
And I'm pretty sure this is going to have to be DOA.
I don't think this is going to make it onto the internet because the stuff we did here, we could get arrested for it.
And I was like, is it that bad?
I watched it.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, you're right.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
And we like deleted off the hard drive so no one could ever watch it ever.
We deleted it.
drew hernandez
Now all the hackers, the Antifa hackers.
elijah schaffer
No, we deleted it.
We're like, oh, well, it's my time.
@qtrblackgarrett
I want to watch that episode.
I'm going to watch it.
drew hernandez
I want to watch it so I can get it hard.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm going to send it right to Campbell.
elijah schaffer
We regularly have those segments, though, where you know what?
You're like, wow, that's not going to make it on the internet because that's illegal.
But no, but they deleted your videos for doing that.
And I do want to go to your, what is this, book now?
Okay.
This was your tweet here.
Oh, Josh, for the home studio boost five.
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Guy fouls off his chair.
elijah schaffer
It's okay.
unidentified
He's still.
drew hernandez
Oh, party foul.
Quarter black just fell out of his chair and spilled his drink.
Holy crap.
Breaking news.
Dude, you haven't...
andrew hernandez
How long have we been streaming?
Just under an hour, and Quarter Black's fallen off his freaking chair.
@qtrblackgarrett
So sad right now.
So sad, man.
I'm not even that drunk, though.
Sad.
drew hernandez
Don't clean that.
Just leave that so we could always remember.
unidentified
Always remember Quarter Black was here.
@qtrblackgarrett
I sign it.
unidentified
I'll sign it.
elijah schaffer
He's not even drunk.
He's had like two drinks.
He just got so into the suit.
unidentified
That's what I'm doing.
I was so into the super shit.
elijah schaffer
man if it wasn't the jack murphy dude my whole life went downhill after jack murphy Jack was like, my life is ruined.
I was like, bro, you ruined my life too.
Trust me, bro.
@qtrblackgarrett
You fucked my life.
elijah schaffer
You fucking ruined my entire show.
But it's like, you ruined my career.
But I will say, on top of that, dude, don't do huffing armpit porn.
It ruins a lot of people's lives.
But I was going to say, like, dude, the shots.
Please mean that.
Remember, if you go to t.me slash slightlyoffensive, we are. I finally got the Telegram downloaded last episode. You got a Telegram? Yeah.
Yeah, it's shrinking every day.
People write every day.
Like, what?
I joined this to send memes on your other live show.
I'm like, trust me, you can still send memes on here.
But I will say this.
Oh, he's making another drink.
drew hernandez
And post them.
And post them and tag us on the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, post them a Telegram.
Tag him on Twitter.
We'll bring him up.
They can DM us anything.
unidentified
This is what they got to do.
drew hernandez
They got to cut out Quarter Black laying down on the floor and just put him like in front of Hunter Biden or put him in California.
@flawdzilla
Put them both next to each other.
In a bed.
drew hernandez
Hey, people are saying quarter drunk.
elijah schaffer
Quarter black.
@qtrblackgarrett
I have an empty glass.
I need to refill it.
drew hernandez
Oh, my ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
Dude, okay.
I'm so bad at life.
Anyway, I want to look at some of these videos that we removed.
Oh, oh, I love you guys so much.
@flawdzilla
Please, every Saturday.
Hey!
It is.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hey!
@flawdzilla
Hey, yo, I can, like, really dance.
It's like, yo, this is wild.
When I watch this screen, how good I can dance.
elijah schaffer
I know, Flaud, the thing is.
drew hernandez
If you guys want to see a full dance, someone send like $200 again, and Flaude will just start twerking.
elijah schaffer
I'll pull my back out.
unidentified
No problem with that.
Don't promise that.
elijah schaffer
All those slides.
unidentified
Someone's going to drop $200.
@qtrblackgarrett
Nobody wants to see it.
elijah schaffer
You're on live stream.
Say hello to the audience.
unidentified
Hello to all my slightly offensive backers.
Hey, how are we doing tonight?
elijah schaffer
They're doing good.
They can't talk to you.
unidentified
It's called YouTube.
What are we talking about?
elijah schaffer
Quarter Black already fell out of his chair and spilled his whiskey on the floor.
Someone sent us $300 so that a black person wouldn't be homeless.
unidentified
Reparations.
@qtrblackgarrett
And we're doing good.
elijah schaffer
We've already asked homosexuality to be outlawed.
So we're doing pretty good.
unidentified
Sounds like a pretty typical.
@flawdzilla
Andrew doesn't want to get you to the SOV crew.
elijah schaffer
I'll call you back, all right?
All right, bye.
In the future, by the way, we're going to be, I'm bringing back in, because we don't do in the slightly offensive anymore, I'm bringing back in Telegram through the computer.
Oh, do you guys want to do call random telegram people?
unidentified
Hell yes.
elijah schaffer
In the telegram on the NDI, and I'm going to put out a thing.
Let me see if I can do that real fast.
andrew hernandez
We need to do more stuff like that.
elijah schaffer
I need you to take this over.
Okay, go.
You should look it up like talk about this real fast, your videos, and give me like three minutes to just figure this shit out technically.
Because I want to bring these people on the screen.
andrew hernandez
I'm intrigued by that.
Okay, okay, yeah.
So, like we were talking about, they took down the videos because we're exposing child groomers.
@flawdzilla
It's crazy.
andrew hernandez
You're not allowed to do that on YouTube because apparently, YouTube has drawn a line in the sand.
I don't think that's just Twitter and Reddit.
@flawdzilla
Thank you, Suzanne.
drew hernandez
Well, this is recent.
@flawdzilla
Damn.
andrew hernandez
So, Reddit, Twitter already kind of like put that out.
But as of recent, like, I woke up the other day.
They took down these episodes.
I texted Elijah.
drew hernandez
Dude, it's me too.
And there's a bunch of other YouTubers that are getting hit.
@flawdzilla
They're going to hit me, definitely.
andrew hernandez
They'll probably hit this episode, but I just think it's so hilarious.
They don't understand that, number one, when we say the things we say, we're getting inside of their minds.
And then, number two, when they run these hit pieces, it's like just free PR.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
drew hernandez
Like, they give us the ability to market it.
@flawdzilla
They're going to be mad at you.
@qtrblackgarrett
Legitimately, whenever they run these Media Matters hit pieces, it is just re-quoting things that you agree with.
unidentified
Yes.
@flawdzilla
Thank you.
@qtrblackgarrett
For just reposting what I agree with.
drew hernandez
Drew Hernandez says he doesn't like groomers.
unidentified
Yep.
Yeah.
drew hernandez
Drew Hernandez says there's grooming happening at Pride events.
unidentified
Yep.
A new child soldier.
elijah schaffer
Oh, nice.
@qtrblackgarrett
Thank you, T.
elijah schaffer
It actually reminds me of, we're going to see.
I just asked people to let me know if they have their chats basically set up to where they can actually be called.
Because we have called a lot of people live and they've been really cool.
We call people off Telegram all the time.
It's been a great thing, but I haven't done it on a live stream yet.
@qtrblackgarrett
And which sounds very great idea.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it sounds really like a good idea.
I'm really happy that I'm smart.
I do want to say this, though.
drew hernandez
Not that fast.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's the deal.
Like, what's crazy is when conservative millennial Allie Beth Stuck, you go to my screen.
She is getting videos removed also this attack.
Blaze is getting hit very hard right now.
I actually got two strikes, but I got one removed at this point because it was an unfinished video that was never even released.
It was on private, and they gave me a strike for a private video.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, man.
It is something they can do.
They can go behind the scenes and strike you for old stuff.
This happened before on Loudwither Crowd.
@flawdzilla
So it's obviously targeted.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but an Egyptian woman makes this video.
@qtrblackgarrett
Who's going through that?
Is it an algorithm that's going through that, or is it somebody going to your channel and going into the videos that haven't been published and watching them and then trying to find something to strike you on?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
I think it's probably somebody because wouldn't they be able to catch every video human doing that if there was an algorithm?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's see.
What is grooming?
How about this?
Here is a Pride event in Pennsylvania featured a stripper poll where they taught kids how to dance.
A dance.
@qtrblackgarrett
Salon work.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's STS.
@qtrblackgarrett
Let's come up with another term.
Yeah, what could it be?
andrew hernandez
We need a new word.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
I think salon specialist.
andrew hernandez
Okay.
That's up there.
Maybe the chat.
What do you guys think, chat?
What should be the new code word for groomer on YouTube?
I mean, look at this, dude.
Look at the video.
elijah schaffer
I will say this, though.
So don't put my screen up real fast.
This is sick, but take my screen off.
I'm going to show you something real fast.
I'm going to look it up.
See if this actually happens.
So one of the things I think is kind of crazy.
Oh, yeah.
So look at this.
So this is what I was talking with Alex about.
So if you go to my screen, so if you type in my name, Elijah Schaefer, this is actually why I can't get a job anywhere else.
But you know what?
I have, I'm actually, I actually, you know, you know what's so insane?
And I think this is crazy vlog.
I just got a call about three days ago asking me if I could come and do temp work to keep cancer cell cultures alive at a lab in Santa Monica.
And then like, I had another, people call me about every three weeks.
Take that.
Three weeks.
And someone's like, hey, like, we're like running because no one's working.
So it's like, hey, we have an immunotherapy deadline and like we have an NIH screen.
And like we actually need you to like literally, literally take these vectors and like actually modify them because we have like, we're behind and like we just don't have enough vectors modified.
And so we need you to take this thing and we need you to change it.
We need to like actually keep up the cell cultures.
And I just get like these random calls for like for lab work.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Because, well, because my background's like genetic engineering.
And I look at it and I go, and then I go, I did not.
I'm like sitting here like, what?
unidentified
Why would they call you?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
No, I'm saying, I'm saying.
drew hernandez
Why would they call this idiot?
unidentified
I talked about, I talked about, No, wait, this guy?
elijah schaffer
Elisha?
I talked about on the last stream.
I was like, yeah, I went from working on becoming a professor of genetic engineering and molecular biology to collecting Down syndrome Barbies and laughing at both big jokes.
Sell yourself short.
Always sell yourself way short.
And what's funny is I don't even try and everything keeps growing into cataclysmic things.
It's actually almost sad.
My hope for humanity has ended.
So what I mean is that you Google your name, right?
So you have here, like you look in, it's like, okay, cool.
You have your Twitter, right?
It's SEO.
And when you look at, you have the Blaze, which is nice, at least in my writing.
Cool.
I should write more.
I'm going to learn how to be more disciplined because I actually have a writing job that I should be doing more.
You have my IMDB because I've been in quite a few movies and things.
And then guess what?
What did they put the top?
drew hernandez
And the rise of a hit piece.
elijah schaffer
That just came out.
The hit piece.
And the next one is YouTube allows unchecked bigotry and hatred.
This is what I was going to say.
So let's look at this.
So.
unidentified
Media matters.
@flawdzilla
Big face.
@qtrblackgarrett
I love you.
drew hernandez
I like you.
There's always something new.
elijah schaffer
There's always something new, right?
Every time you're on, there's a new time.
@flawdzilla
That is a good graphic.
drew hernandez
It made you look good.
elijah schaffer
YouTube allows unchecked bigotry and hatred.
I want to talk about this because it's funny.
And then we're going to go through another article with Drew in it as well, which I think is very funny.
But this is the funniest part about this one that I think is hilarious is the way that they quote me, but it's actually pretty epic.
Drew, you have a big enough screen and flawed.
I think that you can read the text if I have you read it.
So it's like YouTube has a policy against hate speech and harassment.
So why doesn't it enforce it?
Let me zoom in actually for our people.
So Blaze TV host Elijah Schaefer's YouTube show is a hellish abyss of hatred and bigotry.
@flawdzilla
Oh my God.
unidentified
Schaefer.
@qtrblackgarrett
We're all the demons down here.
The hell is a beach shit.
elijah schaffer
Schaefer, who has a record of deceptively editing clips, which like if you click on that, which I've already debunked this many times from Write Rewatch.
Like this is what we call the misinformation pipeline.
So they make up lies and then they quote each other.
Oh, yeah.
And that's how they work.
So it has over 450,000 YouTube subscribers, which is actually pretty sad because since they've hit our channel, we only grow over like 2,000 or 3,000 a month where we were growing like 20.
And I don't even care, like I said, because our funding hasn't left.
But also, too, like, people don't realize I'm a fucking genetic engineer.
I don't need that.
unidentified
I don't need your money.
elijah schaffer
Like, I have like, like, I probably have like a, like, within two years, dude.
unidentified
Just don't worry about it.
elijah schaffer
You have a plan B. I'm also like a credentialed teacher.
I am a science teacher.
I've taught college.
I have a seminary theology degree.
I have a lot of degrees.
I have like three degrees.
I'm fine.
I'm like, I'm doing great.
But like, dude, and also I like side business.
I started corporations.
I have two other businesses.
My siblings are all executives and owners of some of the biggest companies in America.
I'm doing fine.
I'll have a job forever.
I'm never, you're never going to shut me the fuck up.
So I'm actually like the poorest of all of my siblings genuinely because why?
Because I drive a tricycle.
So what?
No, no, I meant like genuinely, but it's like, but I meant like, it's funny because they say this stuff like it's a feat.
And it's like, bro, my fucking brother just bought an M8 competition cash that does 2.5 seconds, like $174,000.
He's doing okay.
Chill the fuck out.
And that's his third car.
Everyone that I know is doing fine.
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to buy my first vehicle.
So I don't care about your money.
Okay.
I literally still, I still have Garrett run on all fours.
I pull his hair as a chain.
I just.
And I feed him whiskey in front.
I got a little whiskey on a thing.
drew hernandez
Feed him whiskey.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like- It's like- I got a PBRB, bros.
unidentified
Woo!
elijah schaffer
Ascension.
unidentified
It's a Flood donating to his own hotel.
elijah schaffer
Flaw's going to the five seasons.
I think the fourth season's going up.
He's in Mars season.
drew hernandez
We're just going to pay for a flight and send him to Trump International.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, literally, literally.
No, you guys are awesome, man.
You guys are fucking cool.
drew hernandez
Thank you guys.
elijah schaffer
Schaefer has been involved in recent major political events.
He was in the Capitol during the January 26, 2021 erection.
It's true.
I was.
My favorite erection.
Though he later attempted to cover up his trespassing.
Dude, I didn't fucking trespass.
I have the credentials.
It's in my bag.
unidentified
You're a pass.
elijah schaffer
He posted a picture of cover up.
@flawdzilla
I've heard you say so many times.
I was there.
elijah schaffer
I've never covered it up.
I will say this, though, and I want to say this for the first time.
There probably is some CCTV footage that looks pretty sketchy of me because, number one, I was so.
Okay.
I was, I've never said this before.
This is so good.
@flawdzilla
Oh, here we go.
elijah schaffer
So this was the third Trump event that had happened.
Like, it's like the third.
There's like two Stop the Steals in this one.
Drew, admit to me that those events, in terms of our coverage of unrest, Trump events typically were on the boring scale of like interesting things overall for the whole like last couple years.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They were more boring because the media overhyped them and we're like, find the one guy who punched someone out in front.
But like they weren't fun.
Like they weren't like.
We had fun because we could release footage that nobody else was releasing versus Trump, you were one of 1,200 cameras filming the same thing, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
andrew hernandez
It was a what Elisha's talking about is like 2016, 2015 leading up to that.
drew hernandez
Remember like every Trump event, there was like assaults.
andrew hernandez
You know what I mean?
drew hernandez
Like the left would show up and assault a bunch of people.
andrew hernandez
For whatever reason, the 2020 election cycle was a little kind of soft for whatever reason.
drew hernandez
I don't know if it was because of the pandemic.
But those Stop the Steals, that's when Antifa showed up and they were just bashing skulls, dude.
Like just straight old Trump supporting boomers walking back to their hotels.
@qtrblackgarrett
I was getting assaulted.
It was people walking back to their hotels or back to their cabs or back to their cars.
It's crazy.
Getting assaulted all the way down.
drew hernandez
DC police just kind of sitting there watching.
@flawdzilla
That's crazy, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's nuts.
elijah schaffer
No, it's fully true.
But I'm saying, like, so it wasn't so big of a deal.
But what I want to say on top of that is, number one, it was found out that Stop the Steel.
You saw that they had a Democratic operative, one of the employees of Congress, faked being an FBI agent.
You saw that?
@qtrblackgarrett
No.
Say what?
elijah schaffer
Let me look this up real fast.
Watch, look at this.
@flawdzilla
You talk about that today on the interview with Alex Jones, but Democrats fakes being FBI.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
This is so crazy.
This just happened.
Look, look at this.
Yeah, right here.
Daily Beast even admitted it.
Look at this.
How a Dem congressional staffer faked being an FBI agent, became a fugitive.
The whole story is that they had a whole FBI car with labels and plates at one of the Stop the Steals, and they had a gun and everything.
And they were policing people, and it turns out that they're one of the congressional Democratic staffers, and that the congressman is still in office.
And they don't want to investigate this.
No, they don't want to investigate this.
That they're finding fake agents.
The unbelievable story of how a congressional staffer bought loads of gear to fake being an FBI agent, and he was approaching secret service and led him on a chase.
And he led him on a chase.
They didn't find him till now with illegal guns and everything.
And he worked for a Democrat congressman.
He's on payroll and was faking with the sirens, had a full fake FBI vehicle, and did this entire thing.
Whew, what the fuck is this?
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, I'm sorry.
You didn't know about this?
unidentified
No.
@qtrblackgarrett
Like, take a break and think about logistically how that comes about.
unidentified
Yes.
@qtrblackgarrett
You go through the process of making graphics, getting plates, getting magnets to put on your car.
Very elaborate.
A lot of stuff you have to do to get into that.
Like, that's not just somebody going out and like doing crazy stuff.
That's like a plan.
Like, they legitimately went through a plan.
There's multiple people in this.
There's got to be.
Yeah.
That is insane.
elijah schaffer
What?
I don't know.
drew hernandez
That's so crazy.
That's someone that intentionally believes that they could get away with it, though.
Yeah, no, but I know that's not a good idea.
elijah schaffer
That's not independent.
That's not independent.
I'm saying, like, I was talking to Alex about that on the show.
I said, they're like, oh, you question Sandy Hook.
It's like, and then you look at Uvalde, and then you have like, and then you're saying that, hey, it looks like it was set up with police and Antifa in January 6th.
And they're like, nah, there was no police set up.
And then they're like, but by the way, the last stop to steal, there was fake FBI agents that worked for the Democrats.
unidentified
And you got just saying, hey, where are you on that, man?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, cool.
drew hernandez
Hey, Media Matters.
I'm combining.
elijah schaffer
I'm not questioning Sandy Hook and I'm not questioning January 6th.
And I'm not questioning Uvalde.
But I would like to know why there's two times as many officers on the scene at Uvalde than there were that defended the Alamo for a week against the established Mexican army.
And I also want to know why there were fake agents that they didn't find for six months until after the election that were fully decked out in the gear.
And then they arrested them.
Like, hey, and like sitting members of Congress have their staffers impersonating federal agents.
What?
It's not conspiracy.
It's truth.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
No, it's still a conspiracy.
It's just not a fair thing.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's a daily beast, man.
elijah schaffer
They admitted it.
They finally admit it.
We said, we've talked about this.
Do you see the Brian Sicknick?
Not Brian Sicknick.
There was the Officer Sicknick.
Yeah, his text too about unconfirmed, but his texts that were out there as well, talking about how Antifa smashed Windows when they were breaking into the building on January 6th.
unidentified
You saw that?
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
And Secret Service deleted all their text messages from January 6th.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, yes.
I saw that.
elijah schaffer
It's like, dude, that's why, look, dude, people are like, oh, so you're mad that I saw the dumbest fucking comment I ever saw in my life.
It was like, oh, so you're defending Alex Jones, you know, harassing Sandy Hook parents, but you believe in Nicholas.
Thank you for covering Alex Jones.
The crap they are doing is screwed up.
But y'all up in here having monkeypox fest.
It's true.
We have some of Hunter Bider's sex slaves get us hand jobs underneath the screen.
drew hernandez
I like how all the monkey pox just starts sprinkling on us whenever someone gives us reparations.
elijah schaffer
Literally, though, it's almost get it's almost like, by the way, side note, this is like, we have, we have, remind me, we have to come back to the January 6th before I go on sidetrack, but this is a side note.
@qtrblackgarrett
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is why we always win.
We get demonetized, but then instead of just taking donations, like, hey, let's just take a donation.
Hey, give me some super chats.
I'm a hot chick with nice tits.
We turn it into a fucking bitch.
And we make a joke.
Like, we make it better.
So now you can literally trigger music on the screen.
Look at my Venmo.
People are giving that argumentation off while we're in mid-point.
drew hernandez
They just give us more to talk.
elijah schaffer
But I'm just saying, like, it's like.
drew hernandez
What?
Monkey Pox, Monkey Pox.
unidentified
Monkey Pox.
Yo, y'all the monkey pox.
elijah schaffer
Millstone recipients.
unidentified
Millstone.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm going to be like, this is why we always win.
It's because, like, it's like, okay, so you take away our ability to make money on this website.
We'll just find another website and make money, and then we'll make it more fun.
And we'll actually have a blast and you make it more fun.
And now Flaudzil is not homeless.
You literally housed a black person.
unidentified
Yes.
@qtrblackgarrett
Guys, we did this.
andrew hernandez
See, unlike BLM, we're actually getting reparations and helping actual black guys.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I actually called BLM before I came here.
I was like, yo, can y'all help me with a hotel?
I go on the show.
drew hernandez
And they said, they're like, nah, we got to give it all to Sean King.
@flawdzilla
Do you want to make a gun, man, and a dog, man?
elijah schaffer
Do you want to know how fucking crazy this story is?
So, like, this person had a full FBI gear, a Glock.
Like, with the reason why they got noticed was because they had their magazines loaded on like in an odd position.
And so the police were noticing that this officer had a face mask on, see, concealed identity.
They had a full police car, fully decked out with sirens.
@qtrblackgarrett
The laptop with citizens in prison now, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, yes, but I mean, like, they obviously did government help.
They had, they had the laptop, they had a full legal car with the sirens and everything.
And the bike cops that then confronted him and were like, hey, like, they kept coming closer.
And then he was moving.
They contacted the Secret Service.
He led him on a chase, got away for like six months.
Barely was just caught recently in Virginia, I believe.
I know.
Barely was caught after the election, right?
Barely was caught after the election.
Yeah.
And in the middle of the time, and never talked about till months after he got arrested.
Never made the news until recently.
It wasn't breaking news.
And he's an FBI.
Dude, they're impersonating federal agents.
Staffers are.
You know, this isn't the only place that's happening.
You know, they're doing this.
You know, they're fucking.
Dude, I will say this 100%.
The Democrats caused January 6th.
And you can quote me on that.
I can believe that.
And I proved that.
I was there.
I saw it.
I spoke to officers.
And I've spoken to officers after.
By the way, January 6th committee.
I spoke to him officers after.
Also, the man whose wife was the first officer injured, who actually, I'm not going to say anything else, but I've had meetings with many Secret Service and also Capitol Police since then.
I know a lot of things that you guys don't.
That's why you don't ask me or Drew or anyone or Taylor or anybody that knows anything about anything to testify because you know that we know that you guys either A, let this happen because you wanted it to, because you know, it doesn't matter if it's January 6th or it's January or July 4th.
If you have a large crowd and you don't have the right barricades and the measures, mayhem can occur if instigators are present.
It's not that every time a crowd occurs, people get instigated, but you know that people who have nefarious reasons to want to cause problems will take advantage of a lack of security.
unidentified
Credit cards go on with Macarena It's actually a good song, right?
@flawdzilla
It is.
unidentified
It's pretty good.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's catchy.
I like it.
elijah schaffer
Brian picked it.
@qtrblackgarrett
I like hearing it.
elijah schaffer
I feel, I feel, but I'm saying, but I'm saying, like, on top of that, I'm saying it was caused.
And so when I see this on the side note, that's what the side note of what we're looking at at the article is just, okay, dude, if you can prove this, how much shit are they getting away with?
@flawdzilla
Exactly.
drew hernandez
Well, that's the thing.
Imagine, okay.
Imagine being this stupid.
Imagine being this dumb and retarded.
Okay.
This is slightly offensive.
Imagine being this stupid, actually believing that the government has good intentions for you and you.
Imagine being this retarded, just ignoring thousands of years of government tyranny cross-civilizations, okay?
For thousands of years, watching governments go full-blown authoritarian, setting up its own citizens to get them to believe one thing for one goal and one goal only.
andrew hernandez
Total power and control.
drew hernandez
That is literally human history.
But imagine being this stupid, thinking that the current government in the United States of America actually cares about you.
It is never going to set you up.
unidentified
Imagine thinking that the current United States government is never going to set up a PSYOP.
andrew hernandez
No, they just have the best intentions in the world.
The U.S. government is more righteous than Christians.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, man.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
drew hernandez
Imagine being that retarded.
Imagine being that stupid, thinking that, oh my gosh, nothing like that could ever happen on planet Earth because the whole world is just full of rainbows and niceness and cuddling.
@flawdzilla
And they love me.
@qtrblackgarrett
They love me.
andrew hernandez
Imagine being that retarded, quarterblack.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's ridiculous.
That is insane to believe.
I mean, yeah, like you just said, over human history, it is like part of the human condition to, like, when you get into a group, you have a hierarchy.
People want to start taking control of power and they want more power.
And when they get power, ultimate power ultimately corrupts, right?
Yes.
That's the whole idea is that from our perspective, we are aware of this.
And all of these people, they just think that they 100% are taking care of us.
They have our best interest in their hearts.
unidentified
They care about it.
@qtrblackgarrett
There's no way that there's an ulterior motive.
No way that they want to have.
They want to get more power and more money and more influence.
No way.
That's ridiculous.
That is. conspiracy theory.
That's what I think.
andrew hernandez
Imagine being open.
unidentified
Imagine being black in 2022 and thinking Joe Biden cares about cheese.
Right.
It's like, Lord, he fucking called, he said, you are not black.
Don't vote for him, man.
That is insane.
andrew hernandez
Imagine being brown in 2022, thinking, you know, Dr. Jill Biden gives a damn about you.
@qtrblackgarrett
Well, that's why we're seeing more black people, more Mexicans, a bunch of times.
More Mexicans and Asians across the board waking up to this and being like, wait, these people that claim to care about our minority group, they don't actually give a shit about me.
All they want is my vote so they can get more power, so they can get more money and more influence, and they can tell me what to do with my life.
More people are waking up to that.
And that's why, like, we've said it before.
There are more of us that are sane and understand what's going on than there are of them.
And that's why they're so pissed off and why they get so crazy like this.
unidentified
Exactly.
Hey, they want that money.
elijah schaffer
Remember, every donation that you give today helps Flaude.
I think we're getting close to getting you a hotel.
Are you feeling comfortable?
@qtrblackgarrett
You might get sweet out of this.
unidentified
Yeah, open up your Venmo.
elijah schaffer
We might be, yeah, why are you going to throw you 20 bucks for gas?
This is crazy.
Breakfast, maybe some breakfast.
Me, some breakfast.
If we can get more super chats, we will literally fund his breakfast.
We will fund his breakfast.
Remember, by the way, you can also give in the link in the description, which I made for you guys.
And also check this out.
If you don't want to sign up or whatever, then you can go here at Venmo at Elijah Schaefer or give directly to PayPal Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com.
You will not be able to miss that.
Go to my screen here, Brian, real fast.
Just check this out.
Give these guys a break for like two seconds.
Go to my screen.
Thank you.
Give these guys such a good picture.
@flawdzilla
Good job, man.
elijah schaffer
Give them a break for like five seconds.
drew hernandez
Gosh, that picture needs to go, Elijah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, that's a bad picture.
drew hernandez
Someone in the chat said you look like a bottom for Milo Yiannopoulos.
unidentified
Hey, my goodness.
Milo is ungay now.
Dude, wait, wait.
@qtrblackgarrett
Put that bad energy on him.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I think it's funny.
dude wait can i tell you this so i had i had i had bobert i had lauren bobert and her staff in uh in in the dude this is going to say if i ever just let's just say if i were going independent it's like yeah i already know the kind of people that i'd want to hire and like work with on a regular basis yeah like I just want people who want to eat, drink, and have fun, and love God.
It's like, there's no even need for ego.
Because I'm asking railed by Milo Yiannopoulos every Friday.
So I got to work on this.
unidentified
But the point is that Bobert, wait, Bobert.
elijah schaffer
I know, I'm not.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No, Bobert, I was like, I was like, Bobert, I just said, I want to clarify, is Milo really a staffer for Marjorie?
And she's like, yeah.
And they go, I said, explain.
She goes, well, no one can control Marjorie.
And I was like, I said, I don't have anything against Milo being a staffer.
I just went, that's the fucking weirdest thing I've heard in a long time.
It was, I'm not against it.
I don't want anyone to be canceled or not have redemption.
@qtrblackgarrett
I just kind of out of nowhere.
elijah schaffer
It's just weird.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's kind of a left field.
Didn't expect that happening.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let me finish this.
Let me finish a couple of these things in these articles.
It's pretty funny.
So they said I was in Nancy Pelosi.
Additionally, Schaefer played an important role.
Listen, this is supposed to be a hit piece.
Additionally, Schaefer played an important role in creating a self-defense narrative around Kyle Rittenhouse, who was tried eventually acquitted for killing two demonstrators, terrorists and pedophile responsible.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm so sad about those.
No, I got mentioned in court.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's why I couldn't actually be in the trial.
I got asked about being in the trial and I couldn't be in it because I was like, well, I'm too biased.
Drew, you testified.
Yes, you didn't ran out.
@qtrblackgarrett
Dude, you kicked ass.
@flawdzilla
Someone told me that today.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
andrew hernandez
I was there.
elijah schaffer
Yo, you testified.
Why did you tell me?
Why did you test?
Because I'm going to be honest.
So I'm always honest on the show.
I'm too honest.
That's why I've had to delete a couple.
Alex Steinstream had to be deleted off the internet.
No, but on the side note, it's like I told them I couldn't because I said, hey, I'm going to, I chose.
I go, Kyle, I'm going to work to create what they just said, which I said on podcast, a self-defense narrative.
I'm going to work.
I'm going to contact news agencies.
I'm going to talk to more powerful people.
People do not understand.
@flawdzilla
Oh, you actually did.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people do not understand the amount of very powerful and influential people that I had meetings with and dinners with to give them the facts, show them the footage to help create a public narrative to set Kyle Rittenhouse free.
And it was a very important thing.
And I go, it's too biased for court.
I can't go into court because they'd say, well, what's your bias?
Like, he's a fucking hero and he's a free guy.
And I was there and I saw it.
And I'm going to work to that.
Why did you testify?
I don't think you've ever talked about why you tested, like, directly, why did you choose to testify and why you chose that route?
andrew hernandez
Because they were straight lies.
It was like going head to head with the devil, dude.
I mean, like literally being in that trial is just like watching pure lies attempt to put a young kid behind bars for the rest of his life.
@flawdzilla
For politics.
andrew hernandez
For politics, right?
Even the puppet president of the United States used this kid as the poster child for white supremacy when he was running for president.
But it's just crazy when you're at these things and you kind of watch what happened on the ground.
You document it on video and then you see like the fake news media start to spin and weave their own narrative like in real time.
So like it was just a mixture of kind of like, you know, as a Christian, conviction, understanding that I know the truth, I have the truth.
I have it on video as well.
And if I don't go tell the truth in such a monumental case, it would be weighing on my heart for the rest of my life.
And whatever the outcome was, I knew I just had to go do the right thing and testify to the truth, especially because there was a lot of lies going on, dude.
@qtrblackgarrett
I can't imagine, because from my point of view, we covered that story every single day on the show on Ladder with Crowder.
We were watching the show.
At first, we were like, oh my God, what's happening?
@flawdzilla
on there, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, there's a...
elijah schaffer
You forgot...
@flawdzilla
No, I'm just joking.
unidentified
This story is developing.
elijah schaffer
You ever have a big show and then you're like, change your diet.
@qtrblackgarrett
You completely leave that.
elijah schaffer
Holy shit.
Wait, funniest joke ever.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Steamrolling.
This is my show.
Fucking I don't care.
I was on.
It's like, you're on the show because you're allowed to be.
@flawdzilla
Hey!
@qtrblackgarrett
Make your point, Elijah.
Oh, wait, there's a song.
unidentified
I'm like, no, I didn't even get to hear this.
It's better to go.
elijah schaffer
Dude, listen, That's why I look forward to it.
unidentified
Wait, wait.
elijah schaffer
I was on Adam Krigler's show.
I called in because you pulled out.
You always pull out.
@qtrblackgarrett
Why don't I have four?
elijah schaffer
I know.
So wait, wait, wait.
So you pulled out.
And so I come in to fill your place.
You pull out and I come.
And then here's the point.
Here's the point.
I come in and I was like, you know, a lot of people don't know what it's like to work really hard, to establish yourself on a show with a lot of potential.
And then, you know, you get it robbed from you and you have to figure your life out.
And then Adam just stops me.
He goes, Elijah?
I actually fully know what that's like.
unidentified
You know, and I go.
Point.
Yes, boy.
drew hernandez
I forgot who I was talking to.
@qtrblackgarrett
You know, I think the three of us have a lot in common.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, have you ever been in part of something with a lot of potentials big that gets stolen from you?
I don't care what the election came in my life, but I think it's so funny.
Sorry, that was a side note.
I was like, damn, I wish Quarter Black was in here because, dude, Adam, Adam needs to come on.
So, by the way, some of the upcoming guests on Saturday streams, Adam Krigler.
We have Gina Von Tempo.
We have John Doyle coming on.
And then we have anyone else who wants to ruin their career.
So that's what we have.
Keep going and talk.
I don't know what to pretend like you're.
@qtrblackgarrett
I think I was talking about you.
Cut me off.
I don't know.
@flawdzilla
I'll tell you what you were saying, right?
Please.
unidentified
What are some talking about?
@flawdzilla
What was it?
Oh, Louder Crowder Renhaush.
@qtrblackgarrett
Right, right, right.
unidentified
So we were following this.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, Mo. Flood, you got a job, bro.
By the way, wait, wait, real fast.
unidentified
Oh, even before he fixes another time, don't say anything.
elijah schaffer
I want midstream to say links in the description.
Follow them all their social media and YouTube.
Just make sure you click links in the description.
Wherever you can find them, follow them.
Make sure you click that.
All links, whether you're audio only, click the links in the description, follow them, and also give super chat ghetto chats, I should say.
@qtrblackgarrett
Get a chat.
elijah schaffer
If you can.
Reparations.
Reparations for blacks.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
Yo, you know what's funny?
Hold on.
Let me say this.
My bad.
@qtrblackgarrett
Whatever I was going to say.
unidentified
Go ahead.
@flawdzilla
No, no, we're going to get to that because I want to hear.
@qtrblackgarrett
No, don't.
@flawdzilla
I love hearing about you live on your life on Lotto Crowder.
But when I first heard of Elijah, it was on the episode.
You were on it, actually.
unidentified
Really?
@flawdzilla
Yes, it was about the Twitter people talking about the extent they're trying to kill all white people, basically.
They were talking about that on Twitter.
Remember the audio on Twitter?
And Elijah was like, black people always be wilding.
@qtrblackgarrett
Remember that?
@flawdzilla
I turned that into a sound on my live stream forever.
And I just always, all through my live stream for months was just pushing.
Black people always be wilding every time.
I don't know your voice.
That was the first episode of Elijah.
elijah schaffer
You got to send me some clips of that, bro.
@flawdzilla
Gotcha.
elijah schaffer
Because these live streams, I'm hoping, take a life of their own.
So I'm hoping that even as funding comes in and the people get hotels, I'm hoping that people start being regulars and we start getting a good crew going.
Because if we get a good crew going, hint, hint to.
unidentified
Hey.
drew hernandez
Not a correlation.
elijah schaffer
I was not using them pronouns to refer to the two lives in their bodies.
Literally the only correct of it.
drew hernandez
Make your bang and monkey.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say is eventually I would like to still live out my dream of having a five-day a week live show.
@qtrblackgarrett
Who knows?
unidentified
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
Well, hopefully one day I can get the funding to bring that back.
Fuck, we wasted a lot of people.
drew hernandez
I need to share it.
Everybody share the stream.
Get it to 3K.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
I want to say this.
If you ever make plans, if they end within the first year, you will lose so much fucking money.
@flawdzilla
Damn, man.
elijah schaffer
Just please, if you're ever going to invest a shit ton of money in a project, find the right people and do it right because then you get fucking poor afterwards.
So be cool.
Be chill.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's a learning experience.
Learning experience.
elijah schaffer
And now I'm with Quarterback Barrett, so I haven't learned.
@flawdzilla
Quarterback Barrett.
Barrett, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's my name, Barrett.
Border Black.
@flawdzilla
Border Black Barrett.
unidentified
Border Clack.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm Darrett.
Border Clack Darrett.
I'm calling him.
He's Border Deck Glaret.
Every time it's different.
elijah schaffer
I feel like I'm going to have to order some pizza soon.
Yes, dude.
@qtrblackgarrett
I was going to say, last time we did get pizza, did you part of the show?
elijah schaffer
But I'll see what I'm going to do.
Maybe not pizza.
But do you have any restrictions?
@flawdzilla
No, no, no, we're good, we're good.
elijah schaffer
You're pretty picky, though.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, yeah.
drew hernandez
I'm extremely.
@qtrblackgarrett
Do you like pepper chocolate pizza?
elijah schaffer
Do you like pepperoni?
Do you like pizza or no?
Do you have pizza or no?
drew hernandez
I'll eat it.
I just got a lactose intolerance.
elijah schaffer
Oh, fucking.
Oh, my God.
drew hernandez
There's always something with me.
@flawdzilla
Always Tim.
unidentified
Oh.
drew hernandez
Oh, lactose.
elijah schaffer
He's falling off.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that's weird, huh?
unidentified
Yeah.
drew hernandez
Yeah, dude.
elijah schaffer
God, already a sub or something.
unidentified
Sucks, bro.
elijah schaffer
Damn.
Keep going.
Take a sushi club.
Pretend people are interested.
drew hernandez
Go ahead.
What are we talking about?
unidentified
Okay, so yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
There we go.
unidentified
There we go.
drew hernandez
For my McDonald's, bro.
unidentified
Woo!
Make a ring out of monkeypox.
elijah schaffer
All right, well, we're going to keep going on this article in a second.
I just got to order this.
Keep going.
@flawdzilla
Now, quarterback, now I want to hear it, please.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't remember what I was saying.
@flawdzilla
Okay, now.
Okay.
Now I got you again.
Every day used to cover the Rittenhouse.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Kyle Rittenhouse.
Right.
So, like, following that, every single day we were watching all of the riots, all the Summer of Love stuff, and then seeing the Kyle Rittenhouse kind of like unfold in real time and being very close to that situation.
I can't imagine what it would be like to be like, Drew, like, you were so you were there, man.
Like, you were stressful.
drew hernandez
It was nuts.
@qtrblackgarrett
Holy crap.
andrew hernandez
It was just like, I tried to, like, not think about how big it really was.
unidentified
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
You know, because I remember.
andrew hernandez
I remember when Fox found out I was going to do it, they streamed it.
I don't think Fox streamed any other day.
@flawdzilla
So I was like, just the day you're on?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm going around the phone.
Add what you want.
drew hernandez
So I thought it was pretty interesting.
andrew hernandez
I've never done anything like that in my life.
elijah schaffer
By the way, by the way, but they also did fund this.
You guys funded this.
I'm passing around the Uber Eats request at a local 54th Street shouting out.
drew hernandez
Can someone give $5 so I can get some lactate?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, no, it's 54th Street.
It's not pizza.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's quite American.
elijah schaffer
No, but I want to go in this.
unidentified
Okay, so.
Yay!
elijah schaffer
Yeah!
Yo, make a rain now.
Is that real Fractal?
Yeah.
That was a real $5.
unidentified
Hold up.
@flawdzilla
How about what he said?
elijah schaffer
Okay, we have to watch these clips because I also say this.
I appreciate the idea that you take time to clip my show because I'm actually lazy.
We don't clip our own show.
So thank you.
drew hernandez
Is this Media Management?
elijah schaffer
We have a new clips.
We have a new clips channel in the last two episodes.
They said, so here's the three things before we get into Drew's stuff.
They said, by the way, we're only an hour and 20 minutes in.
This is at least two hours and 15 minutes.
drew hernandez
So I say we got to go.
I know.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
This live is going for a long time.
Do not even give up.
@flawdzilla
Let's get it.
unidentified
Hey!
Here we go.
Hey!
Hey!
Make it rain now.
elijah schaffer
I feel like it's a good disruptor because, like, we're not on Tim Poole a lot.
I'm going to go back on.
Do you want to go back on together?
Because Timpool wants me to come back on.
Let's go back on.
drew hernandez
Let's do it.
elijah schaffer
Let me talk to him.
Because I'd rather go on with you and make it.
We have fun on there.
We always bring up Christ and have a good time.
But I said, so this is what this is.
So this is an.
drew hernandez
The last time I was on Tim, I was like yelling at him.
I think I was irritating him.
I kept telling him he's not real.
Did you see that?
I was like, I was like, Tim Poole.
I was like, Tim Pole is a conspiracy.
He's not real.
He's a simulation.
And he's like, I am real.
I was like, no, Tim, you're not.
You're not.
You don't realize that you're in a simulation.
elijah schaffer
Take off your beanie, bro.
I love Tim.
I know, I love him, dude.
I just love Tim.
I love Nomi too.
I love him because we always fight a lot.
And also, last time I mentioned on my stream a few streams ago that the last time I was on with Matt Walsh and him, I had found, that's when I found out my show was ending was while I was live, and it crushed my heart.
drew hernandez
And I'm tired of hearing this.
I think we need to move past this, man.
elijah schaffer
I need redemption on his show.
drew hernandez
No, what I'm saying is we want to get to the point.
@flawdzilla
We got a Tim Pool show.
drew hernandez
We got to get you past this.
unidentified
Okay, there we go.
Yeah!
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying.
unidentified
You're distracting me from trying to order this fucking film.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying I fucked up my last appearance because I'm saying I was on the show and I got news while I was on the show.
@flawdzilla
Oh, while you were there?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, while I was on, like, I looked at my phone, like, 10 minutes in, and like, it crushed my spirit.
and then roasted brussels bro And then what happened was, what happened was, is that it threw me off.
So I fucked up my whole appearance.
And they even said that.
@flawdzilla
I could feel that.
elijah schaffer
They even told me they're like, hey, what's wrong with you, man?
What happened on your last appearance?
They didn't invite me back because they were like, you really fucked up the whole thing.
And I'm like, I need redemption because I went on the show and I was deflated, but I need to actually do it.
And I don't care about hearing about it.
I'm saying I need to come back on as a new man.
That's all.
@qtrblackgarrett
I've never been invited.
Sour patch.
What's up with that?
All right, throw it to the video.
drew hernandez
I hasn't quarter-blacked mirror.
@qtrblackgarrett
Why am I doing that?
drew hernandez
That is so racist.
@qtrblackgarrett
Come here.
I'll give it to him.
I'll give it.
drew hernandez
Throw it.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'll throw it.
drew hernandez
I got it.
unidentified
Oh, look, I got that.
@qtrblackgarrett
Look, that was good.
That was good.
elijah schaffer
All right, here you go.
Here's the first extremist quote.
It's one of three videos.
Let's watch this.
Let's bring this up.
Here's the first extremist extremism quote.
But I know this is kind of crazy where we gotta point out.
Where's that music coming from?
drew hernandez
I can't see it.
I can hear it.
elijah schaffer
Hold on.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
drew hernandez
That's something else Elijah has left on his surge history.
@qtrblackgarrett
We've got some other tabs.
drew hernandez
We've got another tab.
I don't know what the hell that was, guys.
Let us know what you think it was in the chat.
elijah schaffer
I think this is kind of crazy where we got into a point in the country where you know things are bad when the men are like, you know what?
We're just going to give it up to the women to figure things out.
And I'm actually not talking crap on women because the saying behind every good man is an even greater woman.
I don't like that phrase.
I don't like that phrase.
I think that's dumb.
Behind every man is a strong woman that he leads as she takes care of his household, as she looks after his family, as she helps him to add value to the family, right?
So he can focus on his work.
But this idea that somehow men don't have the capability to solve the issues.
Guys, we caused these problems.
We literally made the issues.
You can blame it on women.
We're the ones who gave them the right to vote.
We're the ones who let them get into power.
unidentified
And Roe v. Wade voted in by men.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was all Roe v. Wade was voted in by men.
And then women, they did help take it apart, but it was catalyzed by Clarence Thomas, who was a man.
And so the fact that we've gotten to a point in the world where they're saying, well, now we need to just give up.
Men need to shut up.
They need to step back.
And they need to just let women figure things out.
Women can't even get along with each other.
They can't even figure out their friendships.
They're not going to figure out the country.
Even though there's plenty of lovely women out there who are strong leaders, who are bold, who have filled positions that men have given up, that men have chosen not to lead.
And when women lead, it's a sign of a curse on a country because if men are strong and they're leading the country well, women do not feel the need to lead.
unidentified
Well, I think that's kind of the main point that the guy is making, too.
He's like, well, look at Putin's, Putin is a masculine man who's making a masculine move by going in.
And who does he think he is?
Oh, he doesn't fear anybody.
He doesn't fear us.
He needs to be more like a woman.
He needs to be emasculated.
So not only are they telling you, they're also dissing women at the same simultaneously because they're going, oh, Putin with his moves, what are you doing?
If you were a woman, you wouldn't do this.
What?
A girl isn't strong enough to go to not fear anybody and go in.
Well, in reality, yeah, a female would be scareder to do this, but that's what they want.
That's what they want.
They don't want a man.
They don't want a king.
They don't want somebody that's coming in.
It's going to come and assert himself and be dominant.
And that's why they want women in office.
They're just, I mean, it's crazy that this is.
elijah schaffer
So that's what they got.
@qtrblackgarrett
understand what is wrong with what you're saying here uh whenever you go to like okay So I've been married for over 10 years.
unidentified
Really?
@flawdzilla
Damn.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yes.
unidentified
Wow.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yes.
You got married four kids.
elijah schaffer
It was really nice.
@qtrblackgarrett
One of the things that is so important about the female and male dynamic of leadership is like that saying, right?
That there's always a strong woman behind every leadered man, behind every strong man, right?
It's because if you're in a perfect relationship that you're both supporting each other, you come together, right?
You have conversations between the two of you.
It's not about, and if you read the Bible, the Bible's very clear about it, too.
It's like you come together and you support each other.
And in that, you kind of, you have conversations, you make decisions upon those two different points of view.
And then one person goes forth and makes the decision.
So I don't see anything wrong with what you just said.
Yeah, men, at least from our point of view of the Bible, is like the man is the leader of your house, your household.
You go forth, you make decisions, but it's not like from a one-point of view kind of stance.
It is really both of you guys coming together and going, where do we want to go as a team here?
Where do we want to go as a family?
Let's go in this direction.
And then one person goes, all right, that's where we're going.
Move forward.
And it's usually the man in the situation.
But that's because that's just what happens.
Like, whenever we go back to living in tribes, whenever we have these situations where you have somebody that needs to stay home, protect.
It's natural.
Yeah, it's part of our human condition to be like, well, somebody needs to take care of the family and stay home and protect that aspect.
And somebody needs to go forth and provide.
So that's what the men do.
But it's not a...
I hate the idea that it's men are in power and it's only the men that make decisions.
Because that's ridiculous.
It's a lie, right?
Because it's always a team effort.
It's always a team effort.
It's always both of you guys coming together, making decisions together, and then one person coming divorce.
Sorry, it's the boost.
unidentified
You!
Hey, get blood!
Breakfast fun!
It's one person.
@qtrblackgarrett
One person making a decision.
Because multiple people can't make a decision.
One person ultimately has to make that decision.
elijah schaffer
And it says this here.
Hold on, right?
By the way, Flaude, your girl got her food, yes?
@flawdzilla
No, I was just going to split what I got with her.
No.
Okay, then.
drew hernandez
No, dude, you're racking in the reparations.
You're eating children.
@qtrblackgarrett
I hope everything I just said made sense.
Maybe I'll get my media matters.
elijah schaffer
No, it's coming.
I just ordered some food.
I ordered stuff.
I just ordered stuff.
We have extra food here.
It's going to be a bunch of food.
@flawdzilla
I guarantee I will be able to split it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, we're like, you guys just bought his best.
So by the way, we're $100 dry on his dinner.
We have to get the money in for this dinner.
But here's the deal.
So then they said this.
And I love this stuff.
By the way, they just make the shit.
It's called the shit stream for a reason because it's just like stupid stuff we're talking about.
They said on July 6th, Schaefer said, you really can't blend certain cultures together.
And when it comes to immigrants from countries like Syria, it actually destroys the peace and fabric of a nation.
I don't know what that means, but here you go.
That's what they said.
So we had that.
Also, what happened, too, is, you know, people talked about the shooting of this is only an American problem, but I don't know if people saw this.
This is not funny.
But, um, Copenhagen, I totally, in the last episode, got something completely wrong.
I think they said it was Danish people, and I said it was, I got the country wrong.
What did I get wrong?
Does anybody know?
I think he said Denmark.
I got the whole country wrong.
I'm American.
Geography is not my strong point.
But Copenhagen.
Yeah, but I think.
I think, but I think, yeah, that's what I'm saying, the Danish.
Okay, Denmark.
Okay, great.
Because I think I got the Netherlands wrong or something crazy.
I don't know what I did wrong.
But there's a mass shooting in Copenhagen.
@flawdzilla
Take it a couple of years ago.
elijah schaffer
Some of the strictest gun laws in the world, apparently.
But if you go down, there was a mass shooting at a mall.
This is from the Blaze News Reports.
An unidentified 22-year-old suspect has been arrested and admitted to a psychiatric facility after he allegedly fired off several rounds of a gun at a shopping mall in Copenhagen, Denmark, reportedly killing three and wounding seven others.
The type of gun used in the attack has not yet been released.
Reporters say the shooter whose name police say had been sealed by a Danish court, but who have been described as an ethnic Dane.
I like how that's how they say white.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Dane.
elijah schaffer
He's a white guy.
All right.
unidentified
I want to say too, Elijah, with these reports, this happens in Denmark, Sweden, and Switzerland, is anytime crimes are committed, they want to protect the identity and race because they don't want the whole racism thing.
Because these countries are letting in massive amounts of immigration from Somalia, those African countries.
And so you have these populations from these Arab countries, like Middle East as well, coming into these countries and starting up kind of those violence, the street games.
We're kind of seeing the no-go zones in Sweden, but a lot of their media won't give out the race because they don't want to, they won't get it.
But at least at least this is what they did, right?
Because he's thinking they know he's white.
No, but they have to be.
elijah schaffer
You say when they're white, though.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
They always clarify.
unidentified
When they're white, it's fine.
elijah schaffer
So here's what's crazy.
I think it was Norway that just had the big mass shooting as well, right?
Was it Sweden or Norway that just had the big mass shooting about a couple weeks ago?
So it was one of the Nordic countries, but they had the mass shooting.
And I noticed that none of the reports had the race of the shooter.
So then, they said it was a Norwegian man.
They were saying a Norwegian man.
So now they use the country like an American, right?
Like when they say a British man, a British man attacked the mosque and his name's like.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I'm cut short for a second.
The point was, they said that I said that people cannot mix.
And then I also said obesity is the biggest crime against humanity other than abortion that's been legalized in this country, which is funny.
This is the quote.
Obesity is a crime.
It should be a crime.
Dude, fat people are very depressed in the world.
They really are.
And I know that.
For a matter of fact, because we could all, you know, get in better shape and stuff.
And like, obesity is the biggest crime against humanity other than abortion that's been legalized in the country.
Like, they want you fat, sick, poor, and they don't want you to reproduce.
They want you to be killing your kids.
I want to bring this up here because it's really easy for dudes to get way thicker than we should.
And I mean this as a real responsibility.
For instance, men, dude, we love burgers.
We love burgers.
We love French fries.
We love, like, not Drew, but for the rest of us that are humans, we like beer.
So, but what I meant is like, men love shit that's like bad for them.
It's like, dude, we like jacking off, but you know, we shouldn't.
We should fuck our wives.
We like eating bad food.
We shouldn't.
But in the end, like, there's no thing better than a time of like literally doing what's worse for you.
Having some shitty humor with the boys over beers and burgers.
Like, that's like, that's the most basic thing.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's the best thing ever.
unidentified
Oh, $100.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Dude, he's in the sixth season.
He's in like Venus seasons now.
drew hernandez
At this rate, we just buy him a house.
unidentified
Yeah, please.
@qtrblackgarrett
Holy crap.
@flawdzilla
I'm here.
elijah schaffer
By the way, my housing for the blacks.
If this podcast gets canceled, I have a few names, but I want to start a new one called Being Real, which is being honest about life.
That's the whole point of this podcast, being real.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's not saying that's more.
elijah schaffer
I know what I'm saying.
But my point is, it's not being original or just being real.
It's like, yeah, nothing's more real with the boys than let's just say, hey, having some beers, some burgers, and stuff.
And it's like, but when I say obesity is a crime, it's like all of us in the room have been fatter or thinner.
I mean, Cora, you've literally, how much have you lost?
How much weight have you lost?
@qtrblackgarrett
30 pounds so far?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
35 maybe.
@flawdzilla
I need to get on that, John.
elijah schaffer
Flawed, you're looking pretty good, though.
@flawdzilla
No, I'm getting big, man.
elijah schaffer
No?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I'm bigger than I usually am.
elijah schaffer
But your girl doesn't care, huh?
@flawdzilla
No, no, she doesn't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know girls like big boys, right?
There's like heavy boys lay on me.
@flawdzilla
She looks at me different than when I was 160.
elijah schaffer
Girl, she's not on the screen, but like I can look at you right now.
I'm looking at your face.
Girls just like big boy.
Big boy.
Lay on me, big boy.
And that's it.
It's like heavyweight, big boy thrust action.
@flawdzilla
And that's what it is.
Hell yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but I mean, like, it's like girls don't, dude, it's crazy.
Girls who are like arms, shoulders, maybe, maybe some back, just being big, but like the shreddedness, they'll respect it for the discipline.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But like, the fuck boys.
Girls aren't like real women.
Women are not going to fuck boys, but girls are.
unidentified
That's good.
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Great point.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, it's like, but dude, the guy kind of guy's going to sustain you, raise your kids, love you, stick around, maybe fox up, maybe looks at porn sometimes, whatever.
Like, you know, but you're going to forgive him and like go through life.
That's the guy that you want that's going to like at least admit he was wrong and try to work on life.
You don't, you, you can deal with a guy who's a guy who's got sexual proclivities, whatever.
He's got his issues, but you don't want a guy who's like, you're a bitch.
I don't care about you.
You want a husband.
You want a fucking marriage.
drew hernandez
Faithful.
A man.
A real man.
@flawdzilla
Does his job, man?
elijah schaffer
He's been doing his job.
He's my age.
unidentified
Got four kids.
@flawdzilla
He's going in.
unidentified
I need to stop doing my job.
Can this guy chill?
drew hernandez
Bro, you need to slow down there, black guy.
Hey, black guy, you need to slow down there.
unidentified
We've got a quarter black race, three black sperm count.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
elijah schaffer
All I'll say is, I'm going to move on to the next article, which is said, they said that I called the Highland Park shooter a transsexual terrorist because they said he's a cross-dressing white male.
And they're saying, well, he just cross-dressed like this to blend in.
What do you mean, blend in?
Like, guys, don't, like, guys don't blend in in society?
What are you talking about?
Like, well, they say he's trying to cover his tattoos.
I'm like, don't people have tattoos in society?
It's Chicago, bro.
This is cross-dressing transgender shooter just killed people.
We have transsexual terrorism happening.
And they're mad about that.
And of course, Kez and then made it in for me saying, I'm down to, this is extremism.
I'm down to celebrate the ending of slavery.
It would be really cool.
It would also be really cool to think 500,000 white men who gave their lives to end slavery.
How's that extremism?
@qtrblackgarrett
It's not extreme at all.
In fact, from your point of view, media matters, it should be great that a bunch of white people thought, hey, let's end slavery and literally die to stop it.
@flawdzilla
Ultimate sacrifice.
@qtrblackgarrett
That should be praised.
That should be like, that is a great move as a society in history for white people to go, hey, maybe we shouldn't see other people of different races as lesser or as a slave.
We should literally put our lives on the line and die so we can stop that because we see that as an injustice.
That's a great thing.
And I hate that we've like perverted that idea as a culture, as a society, to see that as a negative thing.
It's insane to me.
drew hernandez
But they need it.
unidentified
Oh.
drew hernandez
Sound kick.
No, but they need it.
Like media matters and these leftists.
unidentified
Oh, back to back.
Media matters and these leftists, they need it.
drew hernandez
This is why we have the juicy smole's engineering racist hate crime hoaxes.
@qtrblackgarrett
Or the bubble walls.
drew hernandez
But they need it because it's their grift.
And they want black people and brown people to feel oppressed and like victims, like they could do nothing with their lives because that literally provides a job for them.
andrew hernandez
They monetize this like engineered racism.
They have to produce it and just make sure that it's always coming out because, I mean, think about it.
If they did eradicate racism once and for all, these people wouldn't have jobs.
So, this is why they constantly have to just engineer this stuff and put this narrative out there that everything is racist and blacks and browns are always oppressed because that narrative could never die for them because it keeps them employed.
Isn't that crazy?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like that.
drew hernandez
We're the SJWs, we're gonna eradicate it, but we need it to continue because that's what's paying my bills.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, it's really good that it's continuing and I can continue to talk about it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I wish I owned this house because one of my biggest deals would be, I can't afford this house because we're barely even getting flawed at night.
No, because this house is like a million dollars now.
And what's crazy because we're in Frisco, you know, Frisco, Texas.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's the best economy in human history.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, no, no, but what makes me mad is like, is like this house was $500,000 in 2019.
It's worth over a million now, but it's not worth that.
It's just the inflation.
I live in a very normal middle-class house, by the way.
I'm not rich.
I don't have a ton of money.
What I mean is, like, it would be nice is my whole ultimate dream would be to like put like a filtration system, smoke cigars in the middle.
Wouldn't you love?
Wouldn't you love cigars?
@qtrblackgarrett
I would love that.
@flawdzilla
That'd be gangster.
unidentified
By the way, I'll say this.
elijah schaffer
I'll say this: I'm in such a place with super chats.
I could send you home in an Uber and take your car back to you and have you drive me back tomorrow.
Figure that out.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, damn.
elijah schaffer
We could figure that out.
Oh, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
And I wouldn't have to sleep on the casting couch.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but no, no, but honestly, that couch is actually comfortable in there.
unidentified
But also, I'm looking like money, money, I'm very white.
@qtrblackgarrett
I thought that was a life beater.
My eyes hurt.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was a life beater, I swear.
No one knows that I'm very.
@flawdzilla
Well, you're tatted, bro.
You are too.
elijah schaffer
No one knows.
Dude, I'm very, I have tats all over my body.
I have tats of my legs, my arms.
I'm a very tatted boy.
I don't have flawedzillas.
@flawdzilla
Mario tube fire.
elijah schaffer
Now look.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's all I got, though.
@flawdzilla
Damn, you really are tatted up.
elijah schaffer
I'm tatted up.
@flawdzilla
You get that, when you get that calf tatted, you're like really tatted.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I have a lot of tats.
@flawdzilla
I just, I just don't put them on your face.
elijah schaffer
Tatty.
andrew hernandez
Yeah, because tatties.
unidentified
I'm not black.
@qtrblackgarrett
You're not serious about getting tattoos like Flaude is, okay?
@flawdzilla
You're not on his breast.
elijah schaffer
I had both parents in my house.
@qtrblackgarrett
Damn, Elijah.
Why are you going to bring that up?
elijah schaffer
Are your parents divorced?
No, you have both parents, right?
@flawdzilla
No.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, no.
@flawdzilla
That's why it was so funny because maybe that's true.
Let me talk to my therapist.
unidentified
Does anybody in the chat want to be Flaude's daddy?
@flawdzilla
Nah.
Elijah would be my teddy.
@qtrblackgarrett
A lot of people being his daddy right now.
elijah schaffer
Wait, what's can you send me a DM?
What's the article that you were in?
I want to bring it up.
The one about the one that we were in for Media Matter.
Is this both of us and that everyone's in?
Bring that up.
I want to bring up a video real fast.
I'm going to bring it up in a second.
Give me like five.
andrew hernandez
I haven't even watched the video they put it.
They like made their own video.
elijah schaffer
No, I haven't either.
I haven't looked at a lot of these things.
This is called the shit cast because this is my dream is just to like be like, just like look at dumb shit.
And isn't it the best?
@qtrblackgarrett
That's like that's how I run my channel.
unidentified
Me too.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's like the dumbest shit ever.
And I'm like, fam.
I can't possibly.
Because I can't fake.
I can't fake being like.
unidentified
I'm a public soldier.
I mean, subscriber.
@qtrblackgarrett
Thank you.
I can't fake and like make this whole like professional shit because I'm not a professional person.
elijah schaffer
So my whole channel is just no, your streams are really good, dude.
And I was going to say this: like, it's, it's also like because it's rigged against us.
And I know this from someone who's been on a YouTube doing dumb shit like this.
There was an era where this content could make it out to the public.
So it's the comments.
I think what's his name?
Someone I know, someone's like, oh man, you've fallen off.
I go, bro, look, man, if you've actually been lazy, but if you've actually been lazy, then I understand.
I go, but the deal is, is like, you know, I employ so many people.
We have such a good life.
Everything's so good because people are so supportive.
And most importantly, you know, we're demonetized.
We're everything.
But it doesn't really matter because the point is, is that Gavin McGinnis, I gave this last recommendation.
Gavin McGinnis always tells me, if you're having fun doing it, then who cares?
If you're fucking poor or rich, or if you're rich, you're not going to be happy.
If you're poor, you're not going to be happy.
It's like you want to have a good time.
@flawdzilla
If you're not in the streets, man, how can you complain?
elijah schaffer
Well, you're almost there.
@flawdzilla
I'm trying to say, by the way, don't forget, complain every day.
elijah schaffer
Well, don't forget, by the way, go to my screen here real fast.
Brian, we have Venmo.
You can send super chats and also go to, click the link in the description, send those super chats.
Keep Flaude out of prison at this point.
He's about to die.
Hey, oh, he's going to go to the Flaud.
unidentified
Go to Flaude.
Please.
I love this man.
Please.
@qtrblackgarrett
Come on, help him out, man.
drew hernandez
He needs to live.
@flawdzilla
Thank you.
Thank you, Cordeblad, because that wouldn't happen if you didn't come over here.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
drew hernandez
We're defeating racism.
I love it.
Exper chat.
unidentified
Every super chat.
elijah schaffer
You sent it to me, Drew.
@qtrblackgarrett
Little rest.
drew hernandez
Yeah, I sent it to you in a text message.
unidentified
No, send it in.
elijah schaffer
DM on Twitter.
@flawdzilla
There is less racism.
unidentified
Absolutely.
@qtrblackgarrett
Let me face this every time.
elijah schaffer
I do want to bring this up.
Let me bring this up real fast.
Like, dude, do you know I impersonated Demi Lovato?
I almost got my whole Twitter deleted.
And then, yeah, but here's the deal.
So I almost did.
And then most importantly, is I lost 1,000 followers because I kept saying things like, my name's Demi.
I'm queer.
I'm retarded.
I kept tweeting things like that.
And then I'd lose, every time I would tweet, I'd lose 100 followers instantly.
I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, fuck you.
Heroin's dope.
unidentified
And they're like, I just lose 100 followers.
@flawdzilla
I'm not lying.
Heroin is dope.
elijah schaffer
It's so funny.
It's so fucking funny.
I want to point this out how stupid our government is before I go into the thing.
Nancy Pelosi was asked about her Chinese connection and she had, that's what, can I say this?
Can anyone agree with me?
Yeah, but I feel like it's such a disservice.
This channel got categorized on YouTube by a political channel, so it got hit so badly in terms of, like how is this a political channel?
Like I just burped.
Like, how is they're?
@qtrblackgarrett
Like, this is just like FOX NEWS.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, how do we get a political channel?
We just laugh at society, we just make, we make fun of it.
Like how is this?
It's a joke.
We've drew, we've been, we happened to accidentally get involved in politics because society became so entwined yeah, but we purposely do it flawed.
@flawdzilla
That's the same thing with me.
I was honestly doing music reactions and then all of a sudden people are like, what do you think about this?
What do you think about this, what do you think about this?
And now I do political things like what even is politics?
elijah schaffer
Like, what's the point?
@flawdzilla
I just laugh.
I really don't actually know anything.
I say it before every stream.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
This is gonna be funny, that's it.
@qtrblackgarrett
They've kind of like categorized everything as politics.
unidentified
Yeah, like you even have a slight if you say good yeah politics, right there, you're automatically politics.
It's like.
@qtrblackgarrett
No, like that's not what I'm about.
@flawdzilla
And you're a conservative and you're a bigot and you're a white nationalist and extremist.
elijah schaffer
Watch this.
This is what Nancy Pelosi said.
Very funny shit.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Look at that dude.
@flawdzilla
Look at that thumbnail.
nancy pelosi
When I was a little girl, I was told at the beach, if I dug a hole enough, we would reach China.
so we've always felt a connection there.
So that was China, so we've always felt a connection there.
unidentified
Whatever Was stolen at the beach.
nancy pelosi
I dug a hole deep enough we would reach China.
So we've always felt a connection there.
elijah schaffer
I was a little bit more.
@qtrblackgarrett
Where is she saying this?
What is this even connecting to?
andrew hernandez
Embassy of Tokyo?
unidentified
Is that what it says on the bottom?
Yo.
andrew hernandez
Is that what it said?
elijah schaffer
What?
andrew hernandez
Embassy.
Tokyo?
unidentified
Do I have that right?
Yeah, it does.
@flawdzilla
She's from United States of America.
@qtrblackgarrett
Japan.
And she's like, I dug a whole bunch of people.
I said I connected to China, so I have a connection.
@flawdzilla
She said, I always felt a connection there.
Because I could dig a whole team.
@qtrblackgarrett
Please retire.
Go to an old folks home.
andrew hernandez
Imagine that.
@qtrblackgarrett
Stop being a little bit of a child.
elijah schaffer
I need to have you guys on more regularly on the shit streams because there's no funding for this, which is great besides the people.
But also, like Gavin said, it's like, I want to get back to having fun.
I hate everything.
Alex is getting tired.
It's like, I just want to have fun.
I'm going to laugh.
unidentified
It's so stupid.
@flawdzilla
Hey, George.
@qtrblackgarrett
See, that's what we're talking about.
elijah schaffer
Woohoo, George.
I do want to say this, by the way, to bring up a couple more videos, just to add some content in here.
Remember, election denying is illegal.
We can't deny content or cannot deny the election, and we cannot make content denying the election.
But watch this.
Remember this?
So we can't deny elections on YouTube.
That's very big.
Drew knows that.
Evan Timpo, they always tell you can't deny the election, you can't do this, you can't do that.
But they can do this.
Let's watch this.
This is Adam Schiff, and many of our very praised politicians watch this.
unidentified
I continue to think that our voting machines are too vulnerable.
Our researchers have repeatedly demonstrated that ballot recording machines and other voting systems are susceptible to tampering.
Even hackers with limited prior knowledge, tools, and resources could reach voting machines in a matter of minutes.
In 2018, electronic voting machines in Georgia and Texas deleted votes for certain candidates or switched votes from one candidate to another.
The biggest seller of voting machines is doing something that violates cybersecurity 101, directing that you install remote access software, which would make a machine like that, you know, a magnet for fraudsters and hackers.
These voting machines can be hacked quite easily.
You could easily hack into them.
It makes it seem like all these states are doing different things, but in fact, three companies are controlling that.
An external party could access the machine's wireless feature to, quote, record voting data or inject malicious data.
There are a lot of states that are dealing with antiquated machines, right?
Which are vulnerable to being hacked.
Wait a second.
43% of American voters use voting machines that researchers have found have serious security flaws.
We know how vulnerable values are because we know the hackathon that took place last year where virtually every machine was broken into fairly quickly.
I actually held a demonstration for my colleagues here at the Capitol where we brought in folks who, before our eyes, hacked election machines.
Oh, that's me.
Those that are being used in many states.
Aging systems also frequently rely on unsupported software like Windows XP in 2000, which may not receive regular security patches and are thus more vulnerable to the labor.
@flawdzilla
They get that Windows hack.
unidentified
In a close president or election, they just need to hack one swing state.
Or maybe one or two.
Or maybe just a few counties in one swing state.
I'm very concerned that you could have a hack that finally went through.
Both sides seem to agree that no votes were changed in the 2016 election.
And I said the experts I talk to say that until you have a forensic analysis of a vote, until you go in there and scrub the whole system, you can't really say that.
@flawdzilla
He looks like a body snatcher.
The alien from Men in Black, like when you pull your streets.
That's what he looks like.
drew hernandez
It looks like a zombie.
@flawdzilla
See-through, legit.
elijah schaffer
We're literally about 50.
Do you guys want to?
Okay, let me ask you guys to see your schedule because I'm not.
unidentified
What?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Yeah.
drew hernandez
Hey, there.
unidentified
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's not what was more comfortable down here.
unidentified
Welcome to the OnlyFans of Corner Black Garrett.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'll unbutton the button every time.
@flawdzilla
Kill those around.
elijah schaffer
I'm like trying to come on the screen now.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
unidentified
Dude, that does work.
@qtrblackgarrett
I hope you don't get legitimately.
I hope you get demonetized because of that video you just played.
drew hernandez
Quarterback shrunk.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, watch.
You get striked and everything because you played a video of all that.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was going to say, our food's on its way.
But also, are you guys on a time crunch?
Are you guys going to keep going?
unidentified
Nope.
drew hernandez
No, I'm still.
@qtrblackgarrett
You're sitting here before I leave if I want to.
I got the time, bro.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, let's keep this going because then I don't feel bad.
I'm like, I'm like, dude, we'll do the dude.
The memes are so good coming on Telegram.
I might start sporadically bringing them in.
I will actually.
In about 15 or 20 minutes, start just bringing them in.
They're so bad.
They're so funny.
But I have this article from Drew.
I don't see it in my slightly offense or my main one.
drew hernandez
I didn't sent you a DM on Instagram.
elijah schaffer
No, on Twitter.
drew hernandez
You said Instagram.
elijah schaffer
Twitch, tweet.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
drew hernandez
Can somebody fact check that?
Who's the retired crew?
@flawdzilla
Did he say Twitter or did he say?
@qtrblackgarrett
It's Elijah.
elijah schaffer
It's Elijah.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
unidentified
I do love where we're going with this live stream.
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
Venmos are coming in.
We have so many super chats coming in.
drew hernandez
Okay, here, let's try this.
Let's try this for the third time because Elijah Schaefer is retarded.
First, I sent it an iMessage, then Instagram.
andrew hernandez
So now we're going to try Twitter and see if he could manage to pull myself.
unidentified
This stream is dangerous.
elijah schaffer
This is the stream of don't drink alcohol, folks.
The only person who doesn't drink here is Drew, and he's like the most person.
He's like, I actually know what's happening.
Everyone here is retarded.
@qtrblackgarrett
He's that one guy that's like, man, you guys are retarded.
unidentified
Hold on.
elijah schaffer
And I'm like, dude, I can't believe it.
unidentified
I literally would say my quarterbacks.
elijah schaffer
There's streams of me.
unidentified
Can't breathe.
elijah schaffer
Can I say, dude, that's what.
Can I say Gavin McGinnis the best mentor?
Because that's what he said.
It's just if you're having fun, then you win.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Every time.
If you're having fun making the content, if you're not having fun, then you lose.
Even if you get a lot of views, even if you're very famous, if you get a lot of views and you're not having fun, you lose.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
unidentified
You have to lose.
Oh!
elijah schaffer
So I press a button here.
unidentified
Who that was brother Brian invented that?
elijah schaffer
That's a pretty good idea of super chats.
You can make people dance.
@flawdzilla
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's not bad.
Okay, I'm going back to my messages real fast.
unidentified
Who are we talking about?
elijah schaffer
Right here, you.
Okay, media matters.
So they're trying to cancel this channel, which is fine.
unidentified
Why would they do that?
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
Go to my screen.
Right-wing clickbait pushing anti-LGBTQ groomer.
Smears are increasingly popular.
They're making this illegal on the website.
YouTube is rife with homophobic clickbait content, pushing the groomer narrative and even calls for children to be taken away from parents who bring the pride or drag related festivals.
Okay, well, maybe.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
These videos.
andrew hernandez
I sense no lies here.
elijah schaffer
Some of which violate YouTube's hate speech.
andrew hernandez
Paul is homophobic.
I'm not scared of homosexuals.
Let me tell you that right now.
@flawdzilla
Me either.
unidentified
Yeah, they get the limp wrists.
andrew hernandez
Anyways.
elijah schaffer
I'm pretty camp myself, but I think that's like it's there's so much Florida in the LA water.
It's part of the I'm scared of you.
I'm scared of you.
unidentified
You're scared of you.
@flawdzilla
Hey, everybody.
unidentified
I'm scared.
andrew hernandez
You're so scared.
unidentified
Stop.
Hey, everybody.
elijah schaffer
I'm scared of you.
But they're adding Feel the Fire anti-LGBTQ anti-LGBTQ threats.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So, ready for this?
It starts out.
unidentified
Drew Hernandez.
@flawdzilla
A lot of press.
elijah schaffer
The first person, by the way.
Drew Hernandez, host of right-wing group Turning Point USA's Frontlines.
Go to Shot.
@flawdzilla
Go to Shot.
Promo right there.
elijah schaffer
Frontlines.
Follow descriptions.
It's a really good show that I would say is only halted in views because you're on a bigger channel.
But it's a very damn good show.
@flawdzilla
You should really watch its funniest.
unidentified
Dude, Frontlines is every day and it's so funny.
elijah schaffer
I love that show.
andrew hernandez
It gets throttled because they love it.
elijah schaffer
I watch it almost every day.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's released a series of episodes in June related to Pride Month, which she has labeled Groomer Month.
Targeting LGBTQ people and drag performers.
Hernandez repeatedly pushed the narrative that queer people are, quote, grooming kids, both in schools and during Pride Month events.
Hernan has also referred to LGBTQ people as mentally ill.
unidentified
Seemingly.
elijah schaffer
Ding, Seemingly violating YouTube's hate speech policy, which does not allow claims that individuals or groups are physically or mentally inferior based on the sexual identity.
Dude, if you're fucking kids, you're a fucking degenerate shit.
You should be fucking jailed or possibly capitalists.
@qtrblackgarrett
Across the board, I don't care if you're gay or straight or whatever.
If you're fucking kids, you're inferior to human race.
I'm sorry, maybe that's crazy.
andrew hernandez
Maybe I'm pushing a sexualized agenda on children.
Where's the lie?
elijah schaffer
Can we watch the clip, though?
I want to watch it.
andrew hernandez
Just for the record, I have never watched this.
elijah schaffer
Neither vibes.
andrew hernandez
This is my first time.
unidentified
I want to watch it.
elijah schaffer
So you guys are going to get all the shit stream because I tell people, like, this is like, this show is both for alcoholics and recovering alcoholics.
unidentified
It's like, hey, Millstone Month.
elijah schaffer
This is the only show that's equally proportioned for atheists and Christians.
Where everybody love blacks and whites, gays and straights.
It's like, if you hate insanity, then watch this.
Let's watch this.
drew hernandez
All right, let's see.
andrew hernandez
Well, here we are in Groomer Month.
unidentified
Like I said, here we are in Groomer Month where everything has to be sexualized.
andrew hernandez
Everything's gay.
elijah schaffer
Looks behind the music.
That's the children's, that's the gay hot women era.
@flawdzilla
They're just gone.
I'm not going to be here for this.
andrew hernandez
I like the thing has to be a sex act.
drew hernandez
This is groomer month because they come right out the gate and they want to target your kids because they want to groom them and they want to sexualize them and some of these pedos infiltrate and they want to have sex with your kids.
unidentified
Dominate, dominate.
drew hernandez
It never ends.
unidentified
It's always the same.
How dare you groom kids?
Screw you.
That's how America feels about this.
drew hernandez
We don't care about this minority of people.
andrew hernandez
We're not going to let them get away with this anymore.
drew hernandez
They establish themselves successfully as a protective class.
And they themselves won't even come out and disagree with what I'm saying.
This is why they always cry woof or they play the victim if anyone calls them out for grooming a kid with homosexuality or lesbianism or transgenderism or whatever.
And everybody bows down to this community and lets them do whatever the hell they want, even when it comes to grooming and exposing children.
No, you people are pissed off because I put a mirror up to you and I show you just exactly what you are and it looks bad and it looks horrible and it looks terrible because everybody in their right mind that sees some kind of weirdo freak adult up there telling little kids we have lube knows that that is disgusting, it's vile and it's wrong.
It's totally normal when you have some mentally ill people riding bikes.
@flawdzilla
It's the same thing little girl.
drew hernandez
Oh my god while they tell you we have lube little girl freaking cry to LA groomer parade.
unidentified
I love you Drew.
drew hernandez
Holy sake I want my young people.
andrew hernandez
I want my young people.
unidentified
I want my young people they feel entitled to your kids.
drew hernandez
You watch little kid.
You watch.
Unless you're a bigot son you are forced to watch this.
andrew hernandez
I mean that mother should be arrested.
unidentified
Oh it's funny because all Twitter comes and says oh Drew Hernandez is the bigot.
Drew Hernandez is the pedo Drew Hernandez is the weirdo because he's filming children.
drew hernandez
You people know just exactly what you are.
You know what you're doing.
You know that you're grooming.
unidentified
Oh yeah, five-year-olds.
Let's just teach you about gay sex through gay bunnies.
Fucking gay little bestiality to five-year-old kindergartners.
We're going to teach five-year-olds about gay sex through gay little bunnies.
drew hernandez
That that is the opportune prime place to groom your kids about their sick and twisted lifestyles.
The sick and twisted part is this continual push to groom kids, to target kids, to manipulate the minds of children with this LGBTQI, whatever the hell you want to call it, agenda.
These people, they target and they work with children and they want your kids to be exposed to this stuff.
They want your kids to grow up thinking that all of this is normal when we all know that it's not normal.
andrew hernandez
It's disgusting, isn't it?
unidentified
It absolutely is disgusting.
And you just should not sit there and put up with this.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
drew hernandez
Dude, I need to hear you.
andrew hernandez
Like I said, accurate.
Hey, shout out to whoever in Media Matters edited that, bro.
unidentified
That was a big deal.
They want to hire you.
That was a good idea.
That was a bait.
drew hernandez
He looked freaking bait.
elijah schaffer
You get liberals.
Dude, one of the main.
@flawdzilla
That was awesome.
elijah schaffer
Dude, one of the main ex-employees of Chad Prather Show works for Now Mediaite and writes shit pieces on Blaze TV.
@flawdzilla
Wow.
elijah schaffer
What a bitch.
What a fucking cunt.
I'll tell you this, you fucking cunt.
Listen to me right now.
I'll fucking roast the shit out of you.
Come after us.
I will literally destroy you.
But also this.
On the side note.
That was such good editing.
Do you matter?
And you want to work for me?
I will hire you on way more than they're paying you.
You make Drew look so cool.
@qtrblackgarrett
Every time you're doing it.
I want Drew Matters to come to something different.
It makes the person look better.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
They don't get it.
@qtrblackgarrett
And better every time.
elijah schaffer
They just did.
@qtrblackgarrett
They did dad agency.
Switch your whole business model over to that because you're great at it.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
you're great dude you look obviously I like the my favorite part was I just I just wish it was the new set.
But I like that they switched music under to the they switched your outfit.
So it's like, it's like they made your quotes way stronger, but switch your outfit.
So the key thing was, it's like, well, your outfits switch, so it's very cool.
So I knew it was not, I know it was fake, but it was audio.
It's like, well, his suit jacket switched, but it's very fucking cool.
@flawdzilla
He's a quick change.
elijah schaffer
It was like, was it good?
Dude, I was like, I want to buy this guy dinner.
@flawdzilla
My favorite part was when he said, it's always good to have mentally ill people riding bikes.
That was the bad part.
That's all he said.
drew hernandez
You know what I'm going to do?
andrew hernandez
I'm going to take that edit, and that is going to be the new promo for my show on Real America's Voice and on Rumble.
drew hernandez
I'm going to do that.
andrew hernandez
I'm going to go home and I'm going to go.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's how disconnected they are.
They think that is like a bad thing.
They think that is a bad video for your brand.
And you're like, no, that's 100% everything I've said.
unidentified
Thank you.
@flawdzilla
I agree.
elijah schaffer
Well, they got in here.
They got in here very quickly.
Said, Plays Media's show, slightly offensive, has previously published an episode on YouTube titled Roasting the Shit Out of Groomers that mocked the idea of killing transgender.
drew hernandez
I got a pee.
elijah schaffer
Everyone's going pee.
drew hernandez
Oh, wait, come on.
elijah schaffer
Everyone go.
Everyone go.
No, there's three restrooms.
Go downstairs.
I have like four maybe in the house.
drew hernandez
I don't know.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
unidentified
Just go on.
drew hernandez
I'll stay with you, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, come for a second.
andrew hernandez
I'll stay.
drew hernandez
See, but this is what these people don't understand.
They literally create content for me.
They like create promo videos for me.
andrew hernandez
I'm literally going to use their edits and use that as a promotional video ad for my new show.
I mean, the show's been around, but now that it's going to be on Real America's Voice every single night, everyone could watch it, go download the app or wherever it's even like on Dish TV, Pluto, Roku, and all that.
It's going to air every single night at 7.30 p.m. Pacific, 10.30 p.m. Eastern.
drew hernandez
I'm going to take that Media Matters and I'm going to use it as a promotional ad to push my show on Rumble as well.
But they don't get it.
They do this all the time.
It's like, when are they going to learn?
andrew hernandez
Like, you guys just create more promo material.
It's free advertisement because there are people that love that because the content matter is targeting literal people that are targeting the innocence of children.
And people are going to get behind that because they understand that it's bad.
drew hernandez
And we say this all the time.
andrew hernandez
Like, whether it's the gay community, the straight community, or the trans community, I would be saying the exact same things.
unidentified
No, dude, listen.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's so hard to stay on these platforms because we're not even edgy.
Like, we're not like, you know, like you interview Alex Jones.
They're like, control the opposition.
Control the opposition.
Like, the cue people and crazy people, it's like, dude, no, man, I don't want you to fuck kids.
And I want you to stop normalizing bad behavior and just be a normal adult and just live your life.
andrew hernandez
But that's why I said on the show, like, these people know who they are.
drew hernandez
I just put up a mirror to them.
unidentified
Okay.
andrew hernandez
Disney comes out.
drew hernandez
Literal Disney employees come out.
andrew hernandez
Producers, show creators, writers, and they come out and say, we have a not-so-secret, gay, queer agenda.
drew hernandez
And nobody's going to stop me.
andrew hernandez
I'm just going to keep putting queer stuff in it.
They're open about it.
drew hernandez
So I just sit there and say, these people have a not-so-secret, gay, queer.
It's not so secret.
unidentified
They're targeting children through Disney.
drew hernandez
They're using these hyper-sexualized imagery.
andrew hernandez
They're using it in their content.
drew hernandez
I just repeat what they're saying.
andrew hernandez
And it sounds bad because it is bad.
@qtrblackgarrett
Because it is bad.
That's stupid.
drew hernandez
This is retarded, dude.
These people are stupid.
You're dumb, Media Matters.
You're literally dumb.
@qtrblackgarrett
Ultimately, yeah, like Media Matters is the dumbest organization because they literally do.
They repeat what we say.
And yes, we agree with the things that you post.
And a lot of people do.
The majority of people do think, hey, maybe Lightyear shouldn't be full of LGBT propaganda.
Maybe it should just be a fun space adventure for kids and not have a bunch of like weird groomy information in it.
But like meme is just so funny.
drew hernandez
I just think it's so funny.
@qtrblackgarrett
It is like promo.
andrew hernandez
I think it's so funny how these people think that like Disney actually cares about them.
Like the gay community.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's the best part.
drew hernandez
Right?
Like they're like, oh yes, they're allies.
They're allies.
But they're not going to put your movies in freaking China.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, they cut it out.
drew hernandez
They don't air the Middle East.
They cut it out in the Middle East because it's offensive to their culture.
But apparently, yes, Disney is so inclusive.
@qtrblackgarrett
If they shrink Finn on the online.
andrew hernandez
If Disney really cared, if Disney really cared, Disney would be, I guess we could say, like, on the left-based.
drew hernandez
I don't know if we could even say that.
And just go air it anyways.
andrew hernandez
But they don't do that because they don't care about them.
@qtrblackgarrett
Because they really just want money.
Because they're a corporation.
And they just use you to get more money.
Speaking of!
The only true tacos speaking of.
elijah schaffer
Elogically is going to throw up.
drew hernandez
No.
elijah schaffer
That's not even close.
@qtrblackgarrett
No.
elijah schaffer
I've actually had what four drinks.
So I'm actually very good.
But I will tell you this.
We're going to bring the super chat up in a second.
And also, we're going to bring the memes up, which I have to bring up in a second.
I'm going to bring these up.
So let's talk about these.
Hold up.
So.
andrew hernandez
Talk about aliens after this.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Aliens?
@qtrblackgarrett
UFOs, bro?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
People are down for a call.
Here we go.
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, I forgot about this.
unidentified
Yes.
Yes.
andrew hernandez
Oh, I got a P, though.
@flawdzilla
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Let's see if this works.
unidentified
Damn it.
andrew hernandez
I'll wait for this call.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
elijah schaffer
We're waiting.
@qtrblackgarrett
Where's my phone?
unidentified
There it is.
elijah schaffer
I don't.
andrew hernandez
Everyone's like, Elijah's faded.
unidentified
No.
Nah.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
unidentified
Let's try one with Luke D. Let's try this guy.
elijah schaffer
Can you hear it?
unidentified
Let's go.
andrew hernandez
I can hear it.
@qtrblackgarrett
Let's go.
andrew hernandez
Hey, chat.
unidentified
Luke D. Luke D, can you see us here?
elijah schaffer
Can we see you?
Can we, or no?
Luke D?
@qtrblackgarrett
Luke, what's up?
elijah schaffer
You're muted.
unidentified
Luke.
drew hernandez
What if it's like some media matters person?
@qtrblackgarrett
I hope it is.
unidentified
That'd be even better.
elijah schaffer
What do you mean?
drew hernandez
Oh, gosh, Elijah, I swear something.
unidentified
Wait, no, hold up.
Hold up.
elijah schaffer
Let me bring this up.
@qtrblackgarrett
Like, literally, your audio is not going to go to your ears.
elijah schaffer
We're not getting it?
Why not?
Hold up.
One second.
unidentified
One second.
Hold up.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
@flawdzilla
I can hear that.
unidentified
Hold up.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
Yeah, I hear the notification.
elijah schaffer
Why?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, you got to fit your audio output to the same thing.
To your audio.
drew hernandez
No.
elijah schaffer
On a PC to fade.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
Set that up.
elijah schaffer
Hold up.
unidentified
Hold up.
@flawdzilla
I'm doing it right now.
unidentified
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hey, hey guys.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
@flawdzilla
Stop, guys.
Hold on.
@qtrblackgarrett
I hear that.
@flawdzilla
I hear that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Answer it.
@qtrblackgarrett
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Can you hear us?
unidentified
Hey, did it work?
@flawdzilla
There we go.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we can hear you.
Yeah, can the audience hear us?
@flawdzilla
Can you hear us?
elijah schaffer
Can the audience hear us?
Wait, Yeah, can you hear us, by the way, Luke?
unidentified
Yeah, you guys are coming in good.
elijah schaffer
Give me like a 10-second delay.
Can everyone hear me right now?
Okay, yeah, they're hearing you.
Okay, they're hearing you.
@flawdzilla
Got it.
elijah schaffer
All right, Luke.
So you're live here on Slightly Offensive.
We're very happy to have you on today.
Nancy Pelosi's breasts, are they good or bad in terms of they're big, but are they positive or negative?
@qtrblackgarrett
And we get a one to ten out of that.
unidentified
So the question is, is what year, Pelosi, are we talking about?
@qtrblackgarrett
No, like 2022.
elijah schaffer
Rust on the beach.
Breasts on the beach.
What's going on here?
@flawdzilla
Flight chub.
unidentified
No, that doesn't get hard.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so no hard.
You didn't get hard at all.
@qtrblackgarrett
Nah, take politics out of it.
@flawdzilla
Just hard.
@qtrblackgarrett
You and Motor both dead.
unidentified
Stop.
elijah schaffer
You know you won't.
unidentified
Not a chance with the two kids and the wife sleeping in the room next door.
Oh!
Oh, dude.
Oh, I see.
Okay, hold on.
elijah schaffer
Don't give any information about yourself because you know how this is.
The show.
unidentified
No, my social security number is 5908.
elijah schaffer
But like, Luke D, Luke D.
No, but the wife sleeping.
I know that you stay up late.
You watch the shows.
I'm with you.
Like, I'll stay up late too.
I watch my shows in bed with the headphones on.
How old are your kids?
unidentified
I've got a nine-month-old and a three-year-old.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Congratulations.
elijah schaffer
Based and dad-pilled.
So we love that.
But on top of that, with what we got going on here on the live stream, so zero for Nancy Pelosi, but also, do you feel like you can raise your family?
Do you feel like you can actually – I'm asking a very serious question.
That's obviously.
Do you feel like Quarter Black Garrett is bringing the vibes and the energy that we need in this country today to be the most effective?
Do you feel like he's bringing the dad energy of four kids?
Do you understand him?
Do you relate?
unidentified
Oh, yeah, there we go.
I get full screen.
Do I relate to it on the floor at midnight?
Not so much.
Do I understand it?
Yes.
I have a really understanding wife, and she's the best part of the world.
elijah schaffer
No, so let me ask you a little bit.
unidentified
You guys are 10 years?
Is that what I heard you say you're older than?
@qtrblackgarrett
What was the cover 10 years?
Yeah, almost 11.
unidentified
What was the question?
elijah schaffer
Dude, I don't know.
unidentified
Nancy Pelosi.
drew hernandez
Who has better boobs?
Quarterback or Nancy Pelosi?
unidentified
Is that the question?
Oh, quarterback.
elijah schaffer
Hands down.
unidentified
Thank you.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yes.
Thank you.
drew hernandez
Hell yeah.
unidentified
I do see one more button, Quarter Black.
@qtrblackgarrett
You know.
drew hernandez
Oh, wait, If you want another button, you got to drop a $5 super chat.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
I got a button that button.
Yay!
Hey!
And that is how Quarter Black Garrett's OnlyFans career began.
I've got two left, but they went up.
@flawdzilla
Exponentially.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, every time it doubles.
elijah schaffer
Luke, let me ask you something.
You're obviously live, and you will be on a lot of platforms here.
Any advice, anything you would like people to know, knowing that Quarter Black is Quarter Grand for the night?
What would you like to do?
As a father of two, congratulations, by the way, that's heavily respectable.
People don't realize because we fuck around on camera and we have a good time.
We also take care of our shit properly behind the scenes.
We have a lot of horrible people starting a family right now as well.
But anything you want to tell the audience while you're on before we let you go?
unidentified
Yeah, the main thing I'll drop is Romans 12.
You guys, as a result of the goodness that God has given us, it's our personal responsibility to our wife and our family and our country to submit ourselves as a living sacrifice to our Creator God.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
elijah schaffer
All right, Luke, I'm going to let you go.
Thank you so much for talking.
I'm going to call a couple more people.
And also, dude, stay strong.
And also, love your wife.
Fuck your wife.
Raise your kids.
Make sure they do not mess you up in any way.
And make sure they're in a submission.
And also, my bro, dude, to your entire family, may God be with you.
May peace be with you.
And may you be granted the most success and financial responsibility and also blessings of anybody else.
Please.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
andrew hernandez
We love you.
unidentified
Be good, boys.
Bye.
elijah schaffer
All right, lovely bro.
Bye.
Dude, calls are the best, right?
@flawdzilla
I love another one.
andrew hernandez
Bring in another one.
unidentified
All right, I'll read another one.
elijah schaffer
I'll bring another one.
Another Drew, I'm going to have you.
I'm going to have you.
I'm going to have you exact this.
Hold up.
We have.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Let's see.
I'm going to grab a beer real fast.
Host.
Hold up.
We have Dwayne Hay.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm going to make sure Dwayne.
andrew hernandez
Black shirt's going to be off by the end of this stream.
elijah schaffer
Let's see if this works.
@qtrblackgarrett
I want to see that.
elijah schaffer
Let's see if this works.
unidentified
It's all good to have mentally ill people riding bicycles.
elijah schaffer
It's so sad.
Dwayne.
unidentified
Hey, you've reached Dwayne's truckers and hoes.
elijah schaffer
We truck them.
Dwayne here.
andrew hernandez
Is this Dwayne the Rock Johnson?
@qtrblackgarrett
Dwayne?
andrew hernandez
Holy crap.
drew hernandez
Is this Black Adam?
elijah schaffer
Dwayne, Dwayne.
I'll just start by saying this: this.
We're talking about this.
Do you have any confidence in our country or do you feel like things are batshit fucking crazy?
unidentified
Oh, dude.
You guys have it a lot better than we do up here in Canada.
I'll tell you that.
It's looking pretty green on the other side of the fence, I'll say.
drew hernandez
Okay, yeah, but let's ask something different.
andrew hernandez
Deep.
Let's ask you, Dwayne, if you're on a date, what are no-goes for you?
If you're on a date with a chick, you think she's cute, right?
drew hernandez
You think she's cute.
But what are some things that she may do or smell like that might just be like a no-go for you, man?
andrew hernandez
You got to think real hard about this.
unidentified
Well, coming from a guy who's been married for 15 years, congratulations.
At the dating scene, and I feel pretty sorry for some of the young guys who are out there today.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If they were a bias supporter or a Trudeau supporter, that'd be a definite no-go.
If they think that a ban on single-use plastics is going to save the environment, then that would be a no-go.
drew hernandez
That's a no-go.
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
andrew hernandez
Okay.
unidentified
Yes.
andrew hernandez
Okay.
unidentified
Electric car owner, that would be a tough one to swallow, but I could probably let that slide.
andrew hernandez
What else?
drew hernandez
What else is a no-go?
@qtrblackgarrett
Oh, my God.
We got the food.
The food is here.
unidentified
Oh, nice.
drew hernandez
We'll get it out.
No, but you're right.
unidentified
I don't know.
If you showed up to blue hair and Harry Potter glasses, that would be a big problem.
@flawdzilla
Oh, that's what I'm looking for, bro.
@qtrblackgarrett
It is really sad that blue hair has been like demonizing people.
andrew hernandez
Garrett, I agree with him, though.
I feel sorry for a lot of young guys.
unidentified
I used to have blue hair myself, but when it was punk rock, but now it seems like grandmas and libs are the only ones who do it.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, I used to have red mentally ill.
And it's been co-opted by these insane leftists that have completely taken over hair color.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
It fucking sucks.
Because it's like it used to be cool.
It used to be like, oh, man, you're doing like a cool thing.
But now it's just like, oh, no.
No, you're a leftist.
You're an insane fucking SDW every single time.
@flawdzilla
That's how I feel about my tattoos and my Pierce.
unidentified
I feel bad because when I started dating my wife, I had colorful dreadlocks.
And we lived in kind of a rural farming community.
So, her family sucked her mom and dad, but her family just hated me.
So, it was my goal to prove to them, like, I'm a decent person.
@flawdzilla
I'm more than my hat.
unidentified
Despite the way I look, you're going to like me when you get to know me.
And so, you know, I feel bad nowadays that I feel the opposite.
I totally judge people when they have the colored hair these days.
Like, oh, yeah, that's definitely, yeah, you're right.
They're lost.
@qtrblackgarrett
You're right.
drew hernandez
That's how you identify them.
andrew hernandez
Like, if they're wearing a mega hat, like, you know, you see someone with a mega hat, you're like, oh, that guy's probably based.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, I get him.
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Legit.
@qtrblackgarrett
You got blue hair.
andrew hernandez
Yeah, you're a leftist.
drew hernandez
You're probably triple vaxed, quadruple vaxxed.
unidentified
You got to probably worship Dr. Fauci.
@flawdzilla
Legit.
drew hernandez
You probably think that, you know, Leah Thomas is like God.
@qtrblackgarrett
Gold medalist.
Leah Thomas.
@flawdzilla
Best female athlete ever.
unidentified
Hey, guys.
Just want to say thanks to the call.
It's a real honor to talk to you.
I do have to run.
My wife is just heading out the door here.
But thanks so much for reaching out.
It's a real honor.
andrew hernandez
Awesome.
drew hernandez
Go be a great husband, man.
andrew hernandez
Go love your wife and be with your children.
unidentified
All right.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
drew hernandez
I'll have we love you, man.
@flawdzilla
All right, brother.
andrew hernandez
See you later.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm mixing all of the drinks.
andrew hernandez
I just lost them in my headphones.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, me too.
drew hernandez
But let's get another call.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to get another call and hold up.
drew hernandez
Let's get another call.
@qtrblackgarrett
This is not good that the host and I are the most gone and you have to actually run the show.
@flawdzilla
I think you're doing a good job.
@qtrblackgarrett
I don't believe you.
drew hernandez
All right, it's time to eat.
elijah schaffer
Wait, I was helping Quadzell's girl.
@flawdzilla
Hold up.
I think you have.
I think I haven't.
You're doing well.
elijah schaffer
You can take the food.
Whatever you need to find.
I'm good.
unidentified
What is.
drew hernandez
I know I got her wrong.
Okay, who got the macaroni?
And she.
elijah schaffer
I'm actually a good host.
I'm actually the one doing the nice stuff.
drew hernandez
You know how Elijah's wasted his headphones.
@flawdzilla
No, get in a lot of trouble.
drew hernandez
Who got the mac and cheese?
elijah schaffer
That's Kez.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
drew hernandez
She's not even here.
@qtrblackgarrett
Why is it in this room?
elijah schaffer
I know.
Here we go.
I'm going back in here into Telegram.
And we're going to bring this moment.
@flawdzilla
What was the Telegram again?
elijah schaffer
Random People.
T dot me slash slightly offensive.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
Antonio.
unidentified
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Antonio.
Here we go.
See if Antonio can be picked up.
@flawdzilla
Here we go.
drew hernandez
Antonio.
nancy pelosi
What's up, Antonio?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm actually very fine.
I just, I think it's very funny because I had to get the food, take care of your girl, take care of my girl, her whole life.
I'm good on food.
He might want food.
I feel like he needs food.
I'm good.
Let's see.
unidentified
Corner black.
Just chilling in his belly.
drew hernandez
Dude, Antony.
elijah schaffer
This is the funniest shit ever.
Just ants just calling random fucking people for a second.
@flawdzilla
Thank you, John.
elijah schaffer
Dude, we should make an episode called Calling People for Three Hours and just.
drew hernandez
Just dialing random numbers.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
No, because their security settings don't let us do that.
You have to approve it.
Here we go.
unidentified
We got a chicken.
What's this one?
drew hernandez
Corter Black Chef.
unidentified
Oh.
@qtrblackgarrett
Salad.
elijah schaffer
That was based.
How are you doing?
Are you there?
unidentified
Hey.
elijah schaffer
Hello.
@flawdzilla
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
We can barely hear you.
Can you speak more into your microphone or where you're talking to?
drew hernandez
I can hear him.
@flawdzilla
I can hear him very loud.
unidentified
Hey, Elijah, hear me?
elijah schaffer
Yes, I can.
unidentified
Hell no.
I already got my huge fan.
Been following you, Drew.
elijah schaffer
I hear some.
I hear some.
Can you mute our stream in the background?
drew hernandez
Yeah, you got to turn down the show in the background.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, whatever's going on in the background.
Can you turn it down?
unidentified
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
Give it a second.
unidentified
Yep.
All right.
elijah schaffer
We can still hear it, right?
drew hernandez
There you go.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
Now we're doing good.
All right, my bro.
Sam Hyde on the back end.
Yeah, maybe even mute it.
We're looking for a very good opportunity.
Yeah, of course.
drew hernandez
Way better.
elijah schaffer
So one of the bass.
Very smart and anonymous.
Can we get a name for you?
Can you make up a name that we can call you for this call?
I'm good.
I don't eat it right now.
I'm fine.
I don't know.
I didn't know what I ordered.
I just ordered some shit.
@flawdzilla
I don't even know.
drew hernandez
But what's up, base?
What's going on?
What's on your mind?
elijah schaffer
Let's talk to you.
Yeah, what's going on?
unidentified
Yeah, you can call me EJ.
elijah schaffer
EJ.
drew hernandez
What's up, EJ?
elijah schaffer
Okay, EJ.
So are you currently married or no?
drew hernandez
Dude, this mic arm is annoying.
@flawdzilla
It went down good.
elijah schaffer
EJ?
@flawdzilla
I had that thing in it already.
drew hernandez
Hey, EJ, what's going on, man?
unidentified
No, I'm single.
I live in a very blue state.
elijah schaffer
Can you hear me, EJ?
unidentified
Woman is very leftist, pro-abortion.
You said your girlfriend is a help, basically.
@flawdzilla
Oh, he's single, actually.
unidentified
Can you hear me?
This is a long delay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Just to check the delay real fast.
EJ, can you hear me?
@flawdzilla
Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
unidentified
Oh, that's a big deal.
EJ, can you hear me?
Yes, I hear you.
Apologia.
elijah schaffer
Can you hear Drew?
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, it's like a 30-second delay.
@flawdzilla
That's really late.
drew hernandez
Yeah, it's pretty delayed.
Well, let's just get him talking.
Let's get him talking.
What's it like living in a blue area where it's hard to find a mate?
andrew hernandez
Is it tough?
drew hernandez
Is it depressing?
andrew hernandez
I'm pretty sure it is.
unidentified
what's your take on that EJ Tinder is like a freak show Like, every woman, atheist, vaccinated, it's just well, Tinder is the long way to go.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, like 100%, Tinder is like the downfall of all dating.
It's got to be the worst way to interact with people because it's solely on looks and what you, like, your fake profile of your interests and what makes you you.
It's not really you.
It's not really getting to know people.
It's the worst way to interact with people.
elijah schaffer
We're going to go one more question with you, bro, because of the delay.
So just tell us real fast.
In the side of things, do you feel like these Saturday nights, do the streams help you?
Do they hurt you?
And where on the doll did they touch you?
Wait, 10 seconds, everyone?
andrew hernandez
Dude, this mic arm.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's messed up, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
I'm really glad that you guys are streaming tonight.
Made my night a lot better.
@flawdzilla
Need a tool to turn it.
unidentified
I'm really glad that you guys are streaming tonight.
Walking past my TV right now.
Kick your TV, please.
This is hands down the best stream I've ever seen.
Sorry, it's fucking with me walking past the current.
I'll hear my own voice talk.
@qtrblackgarrett
Delay is hard, man.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, it's bro.
unidentified
Sorry, just fucking with me walking past the current.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's wild.
If you had one thing to say before you go, because we got to go because there's like a really hardcore.
unidentified
I appreciate you guys having me on.
You can go to the next caller.
I know it's kind of like.
@flawdzilla
No matter what, it's going to be a delay, man.
unidentified
Fucking.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, it's rough.
drew hernandez
Yeah, that was a rough delay, man.
@flawdzilla
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're going to.
@qtrblackgarrett
Well, thanks for calling, man.
drew hernandez
Thanks for calling, brother.
elijah schaffer
No, it's the internet latency.
Is your mic doing better?
drew hernandez
I think so.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I'm calling a couple new people.
@qtrblackgarrett
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Caleb Newton.
Here we go.
This is such a bad idea.
This whole thing is horrible.
Everyone said Elias at the stage where he thinks he's okay, but he's not.
Caleb.
unidentified
Hey, what's up?
Can you guys hear me?
elijah schaffer
Yes, we can.
How are you doing, Caleb?
unidentified
I'm doing great.
My brother and I are both lying in bed, each separately watching your stream.
So shout out to him.
elijah schaffer
Who's your brother?
@flawdzilla
Good thing you clarified.
unidentified
Wait, what was that?
elijah schaffer
Who's your brother?
unidentified
I'm not going to give his name out just because I don't know.
Just want to be careful.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't do anything stupid.
I do want to say this.
So let's talk about, like, let's get some commonalities.
So, number one, we're calling and looking.
Dude, quarterback, would you not come on more regularly if we started to like, hey, what's your poll on Nancy Pelosi's breasts?
This is such a good.
We're back to Christian Howard Stern.
This show, I might call the show Christian Howard Stern.
unidentified
Caleb.
Oh!
Wait, what?
Sorry.
That was a good one.
elijah schaffer
Nancy Pelosi's floaters, her hot air balloons.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
What are your thoughts?
elijah schaffer
Objectively as a man, despite being unmarried, let's see.
unidentified
Objectively, as a man, I mean, you know, I have my attractions, but I'm going to say not to Nancy Pelosi.
Is it leave the face and just look at the breasts?
elijah schaffer
Okay, wait, he's got a question.
Drew has a question.
Go Drew full screen, Brian.
andrew hernandez
Let's go, Drew.
drew hernandez
If you had to pick someone, yeah, there's no way out of this.
andrew hernandez
You got to do it.
If you had to pick someone to be with for the rest of your life, have a full-blown relationship with and all that comes with it, would you rather be with Nancy Pelosi for the rest of your life or Rashid Taliban?
unidentified
I mean, I feel like if I'm with Nancy Pelosi, it's more of a fact of the rest of her life being the limiting factor.
So I think I'd go with her in that case.
drew hernandez
And just like take her money when it's over?
unidentified
I mean, would you just use Nancy Pelosi?
drew hernandez
You would use Nancy Pelosi as a sugar mama, is what you're saying.
unidentified
Hey, you said there's no way out of this.
This is on.
There's no way out.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hey, no, she's using us.
drew hernandez
I'm not dissing you, man.
I just think it's funny.
unidentified
Yes, Drew, this is your fault.
A fair transaction.
elijah schaffer
Fair enough.
Should we always be in Telegram calls in this chat?
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah.
We should reoccurring characters.
andrew hernandez
We have to ask scenario questions.
drew hernandez
You know what I mean?
andrew hernandez
We should play Would You Rather with the audience?
elijah schaffer
Okay, okay, okay.
We're starting Would You Rather.
We're starting Would You Rather.
We're starting this flawed.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
elijah schaffer
First, would you rather go?
@flawdzilla
Oh, for me?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
To ask?
elijah schaffer
Off top of your head.
@flawdzilla
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
drew hernandez
To the viewer.
elijah schaffer
That's not a good.
That's not a good picture.
@flawdzilla
Would you rather Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obame if you knew she was a dude?
drew hernandez
Oh, damn.
elijah schaffer
That's a good one.
andrew hernandez
Holy crap.
unidentified
I'm going to pull it.
Come on.
I'm going to pull the young man card not answer that.
@flawdzilla
Is it really that easy, though?
drew hernandez
He's not going to answer.
@flawdzilla
Court of Life is easy.
Court of Life is not even a bad thing.
drew hernandez
We got to establish some rules with this game.
You can't, if you're going to call in, you can't just back out.
You got to answer the question.
unidentified
Come on, man.
All right.
@flawdzilla
If you didn't know she was a dude, my dad.
I said, if you knew she was a dude, I meant to say if you knew you were a dude.
elijah schaffer
Nobody knows who you are.
unidentified
Just say that.
elijah schaffer
It's a boing-boing Ben Cox of the game.
drew hernandez
Nobody knows who you are, man.
@flawdzilla
And you didn't know Michelle Obama had a swingy thing.
You never saw that.
unidentified
If I did, no.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Can we enjoy the fact that Cornerback has got a wide stream of wide angle of just food, the wall, food, like chair floor?
drew hernandez
Open shirt.
Open shirt.
And the suit buttons left.
elijah schaffer
That's how you know Drew is cool, though.
drew hernandez
Hey, we got to let him answer the question, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
But you know, Drew's cool because Drew isn't drinking.
drew hernandez
Let him answer the question.
elijah schaffer
Elijah wants to find out if he wants a cock person or not.
drew hernandez
Elijah, shut up.
Elijah, shut up.
unidentified
Hey, Drew's got the important question.
drew hernandez
Okay, let him answer.
I want to hear the answer to this question.
Okay, Elijah, just shut up for two minutes.
Let him answer.
andrew hernandez
All right, go, bro.
unidentified
Okay, you're going to have to repeat the question because I forget what it was.
andrew hernandez
Okay, Flaud, ask the question again.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
Would you rather Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obama if you didn't know she had a swingy thingy?
unidentified
If I do.
Okay, okay, okay.
That one, okay.
I'm going to have to, again, go with Nancy Pelosi.
Whoa!
andrew hernandez
Racist.
@flawdzilla
Woo!
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
Would you rather our comment section...
unidentified
I mean, either way, that's a very controversial answer.
elijah schaffer
Our comment said, would you rather suck your dad's dick or let your mom die?
No, we're not answering that.
We're not answering that.
We're not answering that.
It's very inappropriate.
drew hernandez
Yeah, there's a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
Too much.
unidentified
Who is being inappropriate?
We cannot do that on this show.
elijah schaffer
That's some people that don't like a commentary on the show.
I will say this.
So one of the main questions I'd like to ask on the show is: would you rather go get blacked out drunk at an Antifa after party in Portland?
Or would you rather get high on Coke feeling like you're sexually invincible at a gay party in San Francisco?
@qtrblackgarrett
Portland.
unidentified
Oh, that's going to be number one.
@qtrblackgarrett
Easy.
unidentified
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
Definitely.
unidentified
I'd take that.
There's a possibility of rape.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So the rape, you could possibly get raped, but you can fight your way out.
First one.
Second one is you're going to die.
@flawdzilla
There's no chance.
unidentified
Yeah, you get her no chances.
elijah schaffer
Caleb, we're going to let you go.
Any last words?
unidentified
Any last words?
Man, I don't think I can top the guy with the Romans 12 last words.
I mean, that's tomorrow's Sunday, everyone go to church.
Maybe those are my last words.
@flawdzilla
You should have said, you should have said, it's good to have mentally ill people riding bicycles.
unidentified
How about this?
I won up.
It is good to have mentally ill people riding tricycles.
elijah schaffer
Dude, our views went up.
We went up like three or four hundred viewers.
It went down to like 700.
unidentified
Yo, let's do it.
Hey, we have to be back on.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
All right, Caleb.
We're going to call two more people and we're going to go through some memes and some.
We're going to bring some people up.
I have not done this before on the show.
This is so dangerous.
This is so dangerous.
@flawdzilla
It really is.
unidentified
This is horrible.
I'm a little soldier.
andrew hernandez
I mean, especially for YouTube.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is whatever.
Dude, everyone loves a three-hour call live stream.
It would be great.
Dude, wouldn't that be great?
A three-hour call live stream?
Just like quest.
But just like everyone, like, hey, Drew, you're in charge of the next three calls.
Here we go.
Actually, Flawed, you're in charge of the next call.
Here we go.
Let's see if we can get Benjamin on the phone.
unidentified
All right.
drew hernandez
Let's see.
elijah schaffer
This is the most.
Blaze is going to kill me.
You want to know how he got fired?
@flawdzilla
Benjamin.
elijah schaffer
Benjamin.
unidentified
What's up, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
What's up, bro?
We're so happy.
drew hernandez
Take the phone away from your mouth a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a little bit.
We got to bring the volume down a little bit.
Way from your mouth.
Flawed Zilla is taking over this interview.
Flaud, go ahead and come in here and ask him the questions that he needs.
@flawdzilla
Ask him, would you rather, or just ask him an interview question?
elijah schaffer
Anything you want, Flaud.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is a shit stream.
@flawdzilla
Are you watching right now, guys?
Obviously, you're watching.
So who is the most fancy?
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, wait.
Give him like a 15-second delay.
Like, give him, like, ask him and pause for a second so he can chill.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's a 15-second drug delay.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
drew hernandez
Who is Elijah's retarded?
@flawdzilla
Who are you most attracted to on the screen?
Answer honestly, too.
unidentified
Oh, God.
I mean, how can you not say quarterback?
He's got left toe.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
I would have said the same thing, you know?
unidentified
I mean, come on.
@flawdzilla
I just want to see if you're going to try to lie, you know?
elijah schaffer
But you told the truth, you passed.
drew hernandez
That deserved a super chat.
@qtrblackgarrett
You know what's up.
You know, what's up?
@flawdzilla
Oh, am I going to keep going here?
drew hernandez
Yeah, dude.
@flawdzilla
How are you doing today, man?
How are you doing?
elijah schaffer
They literally brought you a they bought you a hotel.
@flawdzilla
Yes, you did.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
So, how you doing today, man?
You want to come stay at the hotel with me and Mo?
You intrigued?
You interested?
drew hernandez
Getting a little weird.
unidentified
No, I'm just chilling with Yachi's crap.
@flawdzilla
What you mean?
You're okay?
You don't think that's racist to think that?
Like, to say no to me?
You don't think that's fine?
unidentified
Well, I'm only three-quarters racist.
Yes, me too.
And someone said Drew Nas looks like he drinks excited allegedly.
elijah schaffer
They said Drew Nash drinks only Bex.
And Bex is like, by the way, because alcohol, like in Utah and Australia, is much lower percentage in America.
No one knows this.
Yeah, way lower.
Like, you don't find nice IPAs in Australia.
You don't find...
Like, do you guys know this?
A...
A quart of a normal 750 ml bottle.
Like, so, um, so, like, about this size, this is wine, about this size, which is probably enough for two people for like a night, like a hard night, four people for a good night, um, of, of, of Smirnoff, like, cheap vodka, but 88 bucks in Australia.
@flawdzilla
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So, alcohol is so expensive in Australia.
It's one of, it's, I went there and I hung out with my family, and I, I just charged my credit card.
I didn't even look at the price, by the way.
Yeah, and I came back home, and I probably bought like maybe nine bottles of liquor over like three weeks, and it was like $840.
@flawdzilla
Oh, no, that's at a liquor store.
elijah schaffer
So, it's the most expensive place in the world to buy liquor ever in the history of the world.
I'm not joking.
A 12-pack of beer, a BET?
So, Beck's like their lower alcohol.
They want to encourage you to drink less.
So, they give you a 12-pack of Bex for like 22 bucks, 18 bucks, of like 2.53% beer.
I bought IPAs and it was like 37 bucks for a six-pack.
unidentified
That is wow.
That is ass.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy, right?
drew hernandez
Our callers like, I don't care.
unidentified
That's yes, man.
elijah schaffer
Wait, I got a question for you, bro.
drew hernandez
I got a question for you, Benjamin.
Would you rather spend a week alone with no cell phone, no contact to the outside world to call for help with Jeffrey Epstein or Harvey Weinstein?
unidentified
Oh, God.
andrew hernandez
It's a huge risk.
@flawdzilla
That's a good question, man.
andrew hernandez
current jeffrey epstein or like uh no jeffrey epstein you know when he was uh amongst the living Oh, okay.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
Let's go Weinstein.
I can outrun him.
@flawdzilla
Weinstein?
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
drew hernandez
You can outrun him.
unidentified
Hey, that's logic.
andrew hernandez
That's a good answer.
@flawdzilla
And it's more to eat.
elijah schaffer
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
So are you dating or married right now?
unidentified
I am single right now.
elijah schaffer
How old are you?
unidentified
Let's go less than 26.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so go on the Telegram when I marry someone.
We got a guy.
You go to a nice steakhouse to impress the hottest girl you ever saw.
You're going, okay.
90% of men are not wine guys, but she says she's a wine girl.
What are you ordering for wine?
Are you going off the menu?
Are you asking the smollier or asking the waitress, what are you doing?
The girl says, I love wine.
I'm a wine connoisseur.
And she's hot as fuck.
And then you're going, at a date, what do you do?
You go, eh?
unidentified
Oh, well, if it's a steakhouse, I guess you're going to ask the smollier what their best Argentinian wine is, I guess.
@flawdzilla
Whoa.
unidentified
Wow.
@flawdzilla
Whoa.
@qtrblackgarrett
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay, one more question.
One more question.
andrew hernandez
This guy's based.
@flawdzilla
Yes.
unidentified
You know, got to impress her and ask for help at the same time, right?
elijah schaffer
One more question.
unidentified
Smart guy.
elijah schaffer
Are you, A, confident enough to not have sex with her till marriage?
Or B, are you going to tell her that you're a man, you have needs, and you're going to do your best to prevent that?
unidentified
Oh, I'd be straight up.
If I could do the first one, that'd be awesome.
But no, I'd tell her.
elijah schaffer
Man with needs.
@flawdzilla
I feel you.
I get that.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to leave the last quarterback Garrett right here who's having the best night of us all.
unidentified
Nobody's having a better night than Quarterback.
elijah schaffer
This is such a good night.
unidentified
These streams are epic.
@qtrblackgarrett
I love the angle.
andrew hernandez
It's my favorite angle ever.
unidentified
Look at the background.
It's a piece of paper.
It's a piece of paper.
@flawdzilla
I'm like a casting patch behind the floor.
You broke the fourth wall.
andrew hernandez
All right, quarterback, let's go.
Shoot.
@qtrblackgarrett
I honestly can't think of anything wrong.
@flawdzilla
I couldn't either.
I can't have some dumb questions.
@qtrblackgarrett
Let's say.
If you were on a date with somebody and they said they were leftist, what would you do?
And they were like a 10.
You were like hot, right?
You were like, oh, damn, they're hot.
And then they start saying some leftist ideas.
What would you do?
What would you do?
Would you go, like, would you in the date?
Or would you go all the way?
unidentified
Great question.
That's a good one.
Hey, I guess I'll have to, you know, maybe you keep going till the end of the date and then cut it off there, I guess, if it's fun.
If people are not fun, then don't.
@flawdzilla
That's a good answer.
elijah schaffer
Why does the chat keep saying they want me to sleep with their wife?
Very weird stuff.
It's very bizarre.
That's the chat.
It's very weird.
Anyway, we're going to call you back one day, hopefully, in the future.
But thank you so much for coming on.
unidentified
We were the pleasure.
Thank you for all man.
Thanks for the call.
Hell yeah.
Thank you, Elijah.
It's been great.
elijah schaffer
It's been great.
@flawdzilla
Bye.
@qtrblackgarrett
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to read a couple of, let's look at some memes.
@flawdzilla
Let's go.
@qtrblackgarrett
Let's go.
@flawdzilla
All right.
elijah schaffer
Memes to end the night.
Here we go.
Because I think we have to.
I think we have to end the night soon, not because of memes.
@qtrblackgarrett
Elijah is a bad influence.
drew hernandez
Dude, we should just tell you.
Dude, there's like 2,000 people watching live.
We should just keep going.
We're going to keep going.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's a bad influence.
He gets you in a bad situation.
elijah schaffer
It's like 3,000.
@flawdzilla
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yo, the funniest thing, I haven't drank in three years.
Came here, had a couple sips of beer, and was like, I'm going to go for a walk.
@qtrblackgarrett
You're like, I'm out.
@flawdzilla
All right.
elijah schaffer
Go to my screen.
It's pretty good.
Go to my screen.
That's a real shot of me.
I wore, I pretended when line bikes were new.
@qtrblackgarrett
He legit looks that big.
He's really that big.
That's not even a meme.
@flawdzilla
Alex Steen in real life.
Alexein.
That's what Steam.
Alex Stein in Real Life.
Is that big?
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
@flawdzilla
He's face.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
drew hernandez
That's dope.
unidentified
Yeah.
It's your tongue.
drew hernandez
Ghostbusters.
@flawdzilla
Is that Drew over there?
unidentified
What?
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
He's already busted some ghosts.
drew hernandez
That's actually a pretty good Photoshop, Blaze.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, pretty good.
@flawdzilla
You know?
That is.
It looked like it.
elijah schaffer
Take it off.
I have to keep going through this shit.
Hold up.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, it's not safe.
unidentified
It's not safe.
elijah schaffer
Go to the screen.
@qtrblackgarrett
This is an accurate meme.
drew hernandez
Oh, my gosh, dude.
@flawdzilla
That's perfect.
drew hernandez
The stain.
unidentified
That's why I hate streaming.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, the stain right next to me.
unidentified
Shout out to the best part of it.
elijah schaffer
But that's why I hate streaming because, like, dude, I understand decorum and stuff.
But that's why basically I wanted to make Saturday shit streams set from Blaze TV.
Not only did they not fund it, you guys aren't funded by you.
unidentified
It's not safe.
elijah schaffer
But they also may axe it.
I've had a few things axed by them.
So I'm saying they could get mad at me straight up.
Like, hey, so you had two guys on Don't Drink and you managed to spill shit in your carpet.
And instead of ignoring it and telling him, hey, get help, you zoomed out on your phone, you zoomed out on your camera, and you broadcasted it on a specific angle, and you made it part of your show.
@qtrblackgarrett
You gave him food and more booze.
elijah schaffer
I was like, yeah, why would you do that?
That's what I do.
I'm part of this.
I'm part of the bad decisions Don't forget, Saturday streams are live and they're actually funded by you guys.
And the links in the description.
Do not give up on that because it's so helpful.
Look at this one.
drew hernandez
Ready?
elijah schaffer
The face you banned the word.
drew hernandez
Good times.
elijah schaffer
Oh, when?
W-H-E-N?
drew hernandez
What am I doing in this picture?
What was going on here?
@flawdzilla
Look how you were rapping.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
They did pretty good on this one.
@qtrblackgarrett
Not safe.
@flawdzilla
You look so serious, man.
drew hernandez
Elijah confessing his sins.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I'm not even like Orthodox or Catholic.
Dude, I've been going to this very generic church on Sundays the last four weeks.
I'm trying to get back disciplining, right?
Dude, it's so fucking ridiculous.
This church I'm going to.
unidentified
It's like, dude, let's just be honest.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's like every weekend is like, so Christ is our savior.
Raise your hand.
unidentified
Hey.
You want to change your whole life for God?
elijah schaffer
Let'd be private in my church.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I see you.
I see you.
Okay.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I see you.
Yes.
You in the back, I see you.
Thank you.
You seven people here.
Thank you so much for letting us know we might continue as a congregation, taking your money to make our congregation possible.
Yeah.
Go connect with the Connect group in the back.
An early adopters meeting.
I'm like, dude, when I accepted God, I dropped out of college and lost everybody.
Girlfriend I was going to marry at the time.
And to this day, everyone thinks I'm a fucking retard, which I am.
But also, it's like, it's been so hard to connect back with God.
unidentified
And after what I experienced, okay.
elijah schaffer
Quietly.
Except God in the back.
No one look.
His hands up.
His hands up.
He's going to heaven because his hands in the air.
What a shitty interpretation of Christianity.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to say it.
It's a very, very inaccurate.
It's very inaccurate.
Like, there's no other place in the world where you can have such a bad interpretation of God than the modern Christian church.
I like my church.
I'm just new there.
I'm like, I'm at least committed.
I'm not making excuses anymore.
I'm going.
But it's bad, bro.
It's very bad.
Like, the church I go to is very bad.
It's horrible.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Well, it sounds like it's very focused on getting new recruits and not actually getting into the word and understanding.
elijah schaffer
It took 20 minutes to read the Bible verse the other day.
It's near my house that I went to church.
And it's like, it was just, Drew, you're looking a little bit angry.
drew hernandez
What do you mean?
elijah schaffer
Well, because you know what I'm saying?
Like, I want to go to church.
So I go to my local church up the street.
And it's like, it's basically people telling me that I'm a good person.
It's very bad.
andrew hernandez
No, I think a lot of churches, mega churches, there's a lot of fake, self-proclaimed pastors out there that care more about the amount of people in their church rather than the amount of disciples that they're making and actually caring and helping for people.
drew hernandez
And it shows.
andrew hernandez
It like literally shows.
You could tell when you walk into a church if it's authentic or not by the way that they treat people.
drew hernandez
And you don't really know how a church really is unless you get involved with these people on like a weekly basis.
andrew hernandez
So I always tell people is to discern.
You shall know them by their fruits.
drew hernandez
Take a look at how they treat people, how they deal with people, and then you'll see from there.
andrew hernandez
I think there's a lot.
drew hernandez
There's a lot.
andrew hernandez
This is one thing that isn't talked about a lot is like spiritual abuse in churches.
There's no books, not a lot of books written about it where people get treated horribly that get involved in the church.
And I'm not saying this to not Christianity.
I'm born again.
What I'm saying is just be careful when you're dealing with like a Moses model church where it's all about the pastor.
drew hernandez
It's about one man and one mission.
unidentified
And only I hear from God as if I'm Moses.
drew hernandez
Like, no, that's not even biblical.
andrew hernandez
Read the New Testament.
drew hernandez
You got to be careful with that stuff, man.
unidentified
I've been a part of a few churches that were that way.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's like once the pastor is revealed that maybe he wasn't doing something that was 100% perfect, then everything crumbles after that.
And it's really sad whenever you kind of focus on the pastor and what they're saying and more of the identity of him instead of really what you should be focusing on, which is Jesus and the word and the Bible and what that's teaching you and not the person.
unidentified
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
I've been a few part of a few of those.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like the same thing is like I'm trying to and people say, okay, well at the height of this, like, well, you cannot accept people who make mistakes.
No, no, I'm cool.
I just, I walk into my church, which I'm not going to call out.
It's in Frisco.
unidentified
And I'm not going to call it.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's 14, 18 South.
elijah schaffer
No, so I've lived in a very white, very nice neighborhood in Texas, and there's a lot of Indians, too.
@flawdzilla
I was about to say I saw an Indian.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's nice and white, and it smells like B.O.
@flawdzilla
And he looked at me like bad.
Like, I was like doing something wrong.
elijah schaffer
Because you're black.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Indians are racist, for sure.
@flawdzilla
I waved and he was like.
elijah schaffer
No, Indians hate blacks.
But here's the deal.
I'm sitting around like, yeah.
And I'm trying to do what's right.
Like, I don't like commenters on the internet because they're like, oh, you're a bad guy.
It's like, well, okay.
@flawdzilla
But you don't know me.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I'm a bad guy.
Cool.
I don't care.
But I'm also just trying to raise my family right.
Like our last caller was like, oh, my wife's asleep.
Dude, the boys are the boys.
Don't disrupt the boys.
Please don't disrupt the boys.
The boys are the boys.
Like, Drew is not drinking, but he's the boy.
He's calling.
He's got Global Homos.
And getting them removed off the internet.
Like, you can't stop the boys.
They don't drink.
They don't do drugs.
They don't do anything.
So what?
You can't stop the boys from being the boys.
Drew can hang out with boys drinking because he knows.
It's like, well, the boys, the boys, whether you're Christian, atheist, whether you're a Democrat or Republican, if you're real.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
Boys have stopped being the boys.
That's the real problem in our country.
unidentified
Being fake.
elijah schaffer
Boys have stopped being honest.
Like, Drew could be like, hey, man, I want to tell the truth, but I don't want to drink.
And the guy could be like, well, I want to drink, but tell the truth.
And then he can be like, well, we disagree on that one, like, one point, but we're still telling the shit truth.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Now we have people that are showing up on events and things.
They don't drink.
They don't do anything, but they're gay.
They're cringe.
They're fucking homo.
unidentified
So I'm being honest.
elijah schaffer
Like, he's like, it's like, it's the truth.
So I don't care about comments.
I don't care about people.
I want to tell the truth.
I want to be honest.
And the reality is, like, what we're dealing with as a nation is like people are crazy.
They're retarded.
Drew knows that.
@flawdzilla
True.
I agree.
Absolutely true.
Talk about it every single day.
elijah schaffer
It's absolutely true.
Well, let's go to a few more memes.
I want to close the stream out here in a second.
@flawdzilla
Go to my screen.
Glad I met you.
You made my night with that.
Dude, I'm glad you actually.
Actually, promotion.
I'm definitely watching every stream now.
Every single show now.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yeah, it's great to finally hang out with flaws.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, facts, man.
elijah schaffer
I remember my screen.
Take it on my screen.
Take it off my screen.
@qtrblackgarrett
We're always hanging out on Mondays, but we're at two hours.
andrew hernandez
Why should we stop?
@flawdzilla
For real.
andrew hernandez
Let's ask the chat.
What do you guys want?
You guys want us to stop?
Because Elijah's dangerous.
Elijah's running out of gas.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm not.
I don't want to ruin them.
andrew hernandez
Let's see what the chat says.
Hey, chat, should we stop?
@qtrblackgarrett
My phone's dead.
I can't even check.
@flawdzilla
It can be a fruit and a vegetable.
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
Hunter.
@flawdzilla
What did I say?
andrew hernandez
Hunter, my glass.
@flawdzilla
Only a couple of people.
unidentified
Look here.
What is that?
What do you think, Elijah?
Look at that.
Elijah right there.
Yo, you set yourself up, bro.
@flawdzilla
You had a whole saga tonight.
Yo, is that Jack Murphy drunk?
Oh, my goodness.
andrew hernandez
The chat is saying.
Go stop, Elijah.
drew hernandez
They want us to keep streaming.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
@flawdzilla
What is that?
@qtrblackgarrett
It's not safe, shit.
@flawdzilla
Parmesan.
@qtrblackgarrett
It's not safe.
We'll get too based.
@flawdzilla
Oh, and it's Hunter's face.
Oh, I didn't even notice.
That's Hunter's face and Parmesan in the hand.
drew hernandez
was good that's like the uh brett cooper pose What is that?
unidentified
Where did you get that angle?
@qtrblackgarrett
Where did that angle come from?
unidentified
He just took a picture of you and you didn't.
@flawdzilla
Manufactured, man.
Not the side.
@qtrblackgarrett
I don't feel safe.
drew hernandez
No, man, they want to feminize men.
@flawdzilla
Absolutely.
drew hernandez
You know, they want us to all be feminine while at the same time, it's interesting because they'll say, like, Elijah hates women.
Drew is misogynist.
andrew hernandez
Right-wingers hate women when they're the ones that are propping up Leah Thomas and shunning every single woman that has an opinion on that.
female sports.
And I just think it's hilarious.
@flawdzilla
Nail on the head.
andrew hernandez
I think it's hilarious.
I think it's the funniest thing ever when you see their ideologies on like a collision course.
unidentified
Yep.
Right?
drew hernandez
It's like a train.
@flawdzilla
You can't survive.
drew hernandez
like two trains just full force ahead and like these belief systems that they believe in this just this this train the the the mental illness is just like deal with that it's just on a collision course and it's like women are being oppressed Screw the patriarchy.
And then here's Leah Thomas.
unidentified
Screw you!
Screw you!
Shut up, women!
drew hernandez
You listen to Leah Thomas!
Biological male!
That is a woman!
@flawdzilla
Legit, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
You shut up!
@flawdzilla
Straight up.
drew hernandez
It was so funny, dude.
andrew hernandez
I was at SAS, Turning Point USA SAS, and the communists showed up outside.
And all these white liberals and these white leftists show up.
@flawdzilla
Talk about that.
drew hernandez
And they're like screaming at me.
And I was like, hey, shut up, white liberal.
andrew hernandez
Who are you talking to a person of color?
drew hernandez
And they're just like, turn it on him.
I don't know what to say.
You need to be quiet.
And I was like, hey, no, no, no, no.
You shut up and stop using your white privilege to shun a person of color.
And they're just like, their brains explode.
And it's so funny.
andrew hernandez
They're like, you should kill yourself.
They're like literally telling me to kill myself.
And I'm like, you guys are crazy.
@flawdzilla
They're intolerant, man.
They're so bad.
andrew hernandez
These white liberals that are like pro-suicide.
Like, where's Media Matters on that one?
Telling a person of color to kill themselves.
unidentified
Yep.
@flawdzilla
Hey!
I like how...
drew hernandez
It's just funny.
It was funny because it was like a group of leftist women, too.
And I was like running around saying, hey, I'm a woman.
andrew hernandez
You all need to shut up and listen to me right now because a woman is speaking and a woman of color.
drew hernandez
So you all need to shut up right now and stop protesting because I have something to say.
And if you don't listen to me, then you hate women.
andrew hernandez
And it's like these white leftist women that are just sitting there like, they can't say anything against that.
Look at this.
@qtrblackgarrett
Is it your opinion that I am from a right-leaning point of view?
So then all of a sudden I'm not a woman whenever I say that I'm a woman.
Well, I think I am a woman right now.
drew hernandez
I should just put that in my bio on Twitter.
andrew hernandez
He, she, her.
drew hernandez
Those are my pronouns now.
Maybe they'll make me invincible.
Oh my God.
@flawdzilla
Wow, bro.
@qtrblackgarrett
When did I get a refill of wine?
What is this?
unidentified
Elijah, you're deviant, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
So bad.
elijah schaffer
I'm a good host.
My bad.
drew hernandez
Elijah needs some food and some sleep about to pass out on the mic.
@qtrblackgarrett
Straight up.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm good.
drew hernandez
That's what they're saying.
They literally said, don't stop streaming.
What a distortion.
@flawdzilla
They'll keep saying it, too.
They'll keep saying it.
elijah schaffer
They shouldn't stop.
andrew hernandez
We should just sleep here.
@flawdzilla
I'll sleep like this.
unidentified
Just leave the stream going as we all just pass out and you're sleeping.
andrew hernandez
It's like Twitch gamers, you know, they just never stop.
@flawdzilla
I'm 24.
elijah schaffer
I have food.
Anyway.
drew hernandez
I'm actually considering that.
I'm considering starting a stream games.
@flawdzilla
I'm going to.
drew hernandez
You want to?
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm doing that all the time.
It's fun.
@flawdzilla
We can play.
unidentified
It's a good time.
drew hernandez
I'm down.
I'm down.
andrew hernandez
With geeks and gamers.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hell yeah.
@flawdzilla
That's what I'm saying.
@qtrblackgarrett
I saw Ryan in the chat earlier.
drew hernandez
I've been trying to get better at Fortnite.
@qtrblackgarrett
What is this?
@flawdzilla
I've never played it.
@qtrblackgarrett
What is this?
This is propaganda.
I demand it be removed from the internet.
unidentified
Wow.
@flawdzilla
Wow.
@qtrblackgarrett
This is not real.
drew hernandez
My Christmas.
@qtrblackgarrett
I would never touch a dildo.
@flawdzilla
That burned.
drew hernandez
Sleep stream.
@flawdzilla
Monkeypox, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
Sleep stream.
drew hernandez
Has anyone ever done that?
unidentified
That right there?
@qtrblackgarrett
Put it up, put it up, put it up, put it up.
unidentified
What is that?
The casting couch.
Hilarious.
drew hernandez
Oh, my God.
@flawdzilla
That might be my favorite one.
unidentified
That's too perfect.
@flawdzilla
That might be my favorite.
drew hernandez
All that needs is like, what is it?
The logo, like a porn logo.
@flawdzilla
Porno.
Yo, that's hard.
unidentified
Quarterback gets fucked.
drew hernandez
We need a sleep stream.
Has anyone ever done that?
Have like a slumber party on a live stream?
@flawdzilla
I think they do that on Twitch.
drew hernandez
Really?
@flawdzilla
I think they do that, yeah.
@qtrblackgarrett
For real?
unidentified
Yeah.
drew hernandez
That's fun.
@flawdzilla
I remember when streaming first started, people were doing that.
They're having sleep streams and letting people do like the text-to-speech and like how it plays music, letting that play out a giant speakers while I was sleeping.
So it's like, wake me up.
When you donate, I'll wake up from a dead sleep.
andrew hernandez
Good little promo for that.
@qtrblackgarrett
I will.
elijah schaffer
Hold up.
@flawdzilla
Smart.
unidentified
So make sure you leave below your comments.
And also support all our viewers below.
elijah schaffer
There's no point to promote them at this point because it's very.
drew hernandez
Okay, Elijah has no idea what he's saying.
@qtrblackgarrett
Elijah is out.
Okay.
He's further than I am.
drew hernandez
Elijah wants to be a streamer.
Elijah's like, oh, it's slightly offensive to be.
I want to start live streaming.
andrew hernandez
Can't even go past three hours.
unidentified
I want to be taking fucking seriousness.
drew hernandez
Okay, I got a proposition, okay?
I want to know what the chat thinks.
unidentified
Shut up.
elijah schaffer
Take food.
drew hernandez
Shut up, Elijah.
@qtrblackgarrett
Drew is the only one that can.
drew hernandez
I got a question.
andrew hernandez
I got a question for the chat.
What do you guys think about Elijah Schaefer starting an OnlyFans?
unidentified
Yep.
@flawdzilla
Already, yep.
andrew hernandez
No pornographic material.
drew hernandez
It would just all be slightly offensive content.
Imagine this.
andrew hernandez
Imagine getting deplatformed on OnlyFans for hate speech or something like that.
@flawdzilla
Would that happen?
@qtrblackgarrett
I think you're on to something.
drew hernandez
I think that would be freaking hilarious.
andrew hernandez
Imagine the headline: right-wing YouTuber de-platformed for hate speech on OnlyFans.
@flawdzilla
You should definitely.
Yeah.
Yep.
drew hernandez
Yay or nay in the chat.
@qtrblackgarrett
They put Dilfans.
But Elijah can't say what he wants to do.
drew hernandez
Infiltrate OnlyFans.
unidentified
Yeah, that's a good idea.
drew hernandez
Imagine, dude, imagine going on shows and they're like, Elijah, where can we follow you?
andrew hernandez
Where can we follow your content?
Just go to onlyfans.com backslash Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer
You're a bitch.
That's your final question.
@flawdzilla
Everyone is saying yes.
elijah schaffer
Kill you.
unidentified
All yeses.
@flawdzilla
Yes, yes.
elijah schaffer
Fuck you.
drew hernandez
Is everyone saying yes?
unidentified
Elijah.
@flawdzilla
It's all yeses.
drew hernandez
Someone make an OnlyFans meme of Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer
In the name of Christ.
@qtrblackgarrett
No.
elijah schaffer
Compel you.
unidentified
Compel you, you motherfucker.
When you ask the chat a question, it's always going to be the worst thing possible.
@flawdzilla
Every time.
@qtrblackgarrett
Every single time.
They're like, yes, the worst thing possible.
Let's do that.
drew hernandez
Someone's going to go do it now.
andrew hernandez
Someone's going to go create you an OnlyFans account.
@flawdzilla
Yo.
Hey.
unidentified
Let me get right now.
@flawdzilla
Whoa, I'm doing Carlton up in here.
Yo, that's such a good idea.
andrew hernandez
It's a great idea.
elijah schaffer
Let Elijah go to sleep.
@flawdzilla
He's about to go to sleep.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm good.
unidentified
I'm good.
elijah schaffer
We're actually hanging out.
A cigar is happening right after this.
@qtrblackgarrett
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
We're doing it.
elijah schaffer
Do we're smoking after this?
Do you smoke at all?
@flawdzilla
No, it's not smoking cigarettes.
elijah schaffer
Hang out with us?
No?
drew hernandez
I'm already here.
What do you mean when you hang out with us?
andrew hernandez
Hey, welcome to slightly retarded with Elijah Schaefer.
unidentified
Drew, don't leave us.
elijah schaffer
Dude, Drew is a nice spirit animal.
It's like, okay, he's retarded.
But also, we're going to spend 50 bucks on cigars right now.
Flot, you don't do cigars?
@flawdzilla
No, I will.
That's why I do do cigars.
I don't care.
unidentified
I have your cigars?
elijah schaffer
No, cigars.
I have good cigars.
@flawdzilla
I'm down for a cigar.
elijah schaffer
Let's go do some nice cigars.
@flawdzilla
Hell yeah.
I'm down.
Absolutely now.
@qtrblackgarrett
Have a loud conversation in a nice area.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
unidentified
Your neighbors are like, shut the fuck up.
@qtrblackgarrett
You guys are fucking drunk as hell.
andrew hernandez
We just need to set up a camera outside or something.
elijah schaffer
Drew, get us out of this chat fast because we're fucking fucking ourselves over.
unidentified
Help us out.
@qtrblackgarrett
Help us, please.
unidentified
What are you talking about?
@flawdzilla
I'm really having a hard time.
elijah schaffer
Get us out.
@flawdzilla
Get us out of the show.
And the stream, Drew, and the stream, Drew.
drew hernandez
I advocate for the show to go on.
I'm freaking wide awake.
unidentified
Oh, no.
@flawdzilla
Drew saying, let's keep going.
drew hernandez
I'm freaking wide awake.
@qtrblackgarrett
You got to take a piss, though.
drew hernandez
You got to keep going, dude.
unidentified
I don't know.
andrew hernandez
Elijah, three more hours.
drew hernandez
Go take a nap, Elijah.
andrew hernandez
Elijah's not ready to stream.
elijah schaffer
It's been three hours for a full three hours.
drew hernandez
He wants to go to sleep.
@flawdzilla
Yo, where to smoke a cigar?
Yeah, you want me to wrap it up?
andrew hernandez
Wrap it up.
I guess we got to wrap it up.
@flawdzilla
All right, guys.
andrew hernandez
Sorry, chat.
elijah schaffer
Okay, it's because Brian needs to wrap it up.
I have a producer remote.
We can't go for five hours.
@flawdzilla
You have to wrap it up, period.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
I pay crew trying to be good.
And also, Brian is getting paid in Pride Ain't Gum.
@flawdzilla
Pass me.
andrew hernandez
Elijah is white girl wasted.
@flawdzilla
I need some of that.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm not.
andrew hernandez
You are white girl wasted.
@flawdzilla
Yeah, that's white girl wasted for sure.
drew hernandez
Oh my god, here we go.
@flawdzilla
Here we go.
Yo, bro.
No ClarBlack disappeared.
andrew hernandez
We can't wrap up the stream without Quarterback.
Wait till he comes back and we'll wrap up the stream.
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Go to full-frame quarter black and we'll commentate on him before he comes back.
unidentified
Well, this is quarter black in his natural habitat.
elijah schaffer
Don't switch.
Don't switch.
andrew hernandez
This is quarter black Garrett.
@flawdzilla
Don't switch.
unidentified
Don't switch.
@flawdzilla
There he is.
unidentified
This is him.
andrew hernandez
This is where he lives.
drew hernandez
He lives on this little couch.
@flawdzilla
He goes to the bathroom in the corner.
drew hernandez
His drink table is an upside-down waste basket.
andrew hernandez
With a sandwich that was found in the trash can that's probably two weeks old.
drew hernandez
And so here he is.
andrew hernandez
He's back.
drew hernandez
He's got a nice life.
andrew hernandez
Quarterback.
He's got an amazing life.
@qtrblackgarrett
He does.
@flawdzilla
And a knife.
andrew hernandez
Very lucky.
@flawdzilla
Knife head of hair.
unidentified
Alex is killing him.
Hey!
@flawdzilla
Oh, that's a good one.
@qtrblackgarrett
I was like, hey, I told my wife, hey, I'm going to go over to Elijah's.
unidentified
I'm not going to get as drunk as I did last night.
@qtrblackgarrett
Look where we are now.
I blame Elijah.
Damn it, man.
@flawdzilla
Oops.
@qtrblackgarrett
You two crook.
andrew hernandez
Where are we at on the stream?
drew hernandez
What's our time on the stream?
@flawdzilla
Three hours, 12 minutes.
@qtrblackgarrett
Really?
@flawdzilla
Yeah.
drew hernandez
That's pretty based.
elijah schaffer
But honestly, I'm going to say this real fast.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hold up.
I'm going to assess this.
@flawdzilla
Look.
elijah schaffer
It's very nice.
Have a nice year, Piano.
Stream together.
@qtrblackgarrett
I love fun.
drew hernandez
Elijah's going to have nice dreams tonight.
@qtrblackgarrett
I love you guys so much.
elijah schaffer
It's nice to have nice streams tonight.
Okay, I'm done.
@flawdzilla
I love that you do in-studio streams and not remote sometimes, you know?
Yeah, that's a great thing because everyone else does remote, you know?
unidentified
We funded this.
elijah schaffer
I'm not embarrassed.
I'm myself.
@qtrblackgarrett
Drew?
elijah schaffer
Fucking injection.
unidentified
Never mind.
elijah schaffer
Give me the Monkey Pox.
Drew giving me Monkey Pox.
@qtrblackgarrett
I really like the fact that half of the realm is not drunk whatsoever and the other half is like at 15.
We're at like 15 out of 10.
unidentified
We're gone.
drew hernandez
That's the alpha energy, man.
@flawdzilla
Totally filled.
drew hernandez
That's the Holy Spirit, bro.
@flawdzilla
It is.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
@flawdzilla
Okay.
drew hernandez
All right, Mr. Host.
elijah schaffer
I admit, I admit.
drew hernandez
Mr. Host.
elijah schaffer
I have to take things a little too far.
drew hernandez
What are we going to do?
elijah schaffer
But I will say this.
We're going to hang out, have some fun, watch a movie, whatever.
But also, fucking.
drew hernandez
Here, let's do this.
Let's do this.
andrew hernandez
We're going to end the stream.
drew hernandez
Wait, hold on, chat.
What we're going to do is I'm going to go live on Instagram.
@flawdzilla
I'm going to go live on Instagram.
andrew hernandez
And we'll continue the after party.
@flawdzilla
I'm going live on YouTube.
andrew hernandez
You want to do that?
@flawdzilla
Yeah, I'm done.
unidentified
That's safe.
@flawdzilla
That's safe.
andrew hernandez
We'll continue the after party.
I'll go live on Instagram.
drew hernandez
Go to my.
@flawdzilla
Oh, gosh.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
drew hernandez
Drew Hernandez live.
Go there right now.
andrew hernandez
We'll continue this after party.
unidentified
Let's go.
drew hernandez
Look at Quarter Black Garrett.
andrew hernandez
This guy, dude, I swear.
elijah schaffer
All right, Brett, end the chat.
unidentified
End it.
@qtrblackgarrett
End it.
andrew hernandez
We love you guys.
drew hernandez
Everyone, go follow us.
@qtrblackgarrett
Hey, follow me at Quarter Black Garrett.
Follow me.
I stream.
I play video games.
I make videos.
@flawdzilla
He's a fun guy.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm a fun guy.
@flawdzilla
He's a very fun guy.
@qtrblackgarrett
And on Mondays, Adam Krigler.
@flawdzilla
Yep.
Follow me.
@qtrblackgarrett
That's right.
@flawdzilla
Flaudzilla.
Everything is Flaudzilla.
@qtrblackgarrett
Baystaff Mondays.
@flawdzilla
Baystaff Mondays.
Me and Quarter Black.
Be on Baystaff Mondays together.
Adam Krigler show.
Shout out to Adam Krigler, man.
@qtrblackgarrett
I'm going to take you now.
@flawdzilla
Love you, man.
andrew hernandez
You know what?
drew hernandez
I'm going to Instagram right now.
andrew hernandez
So go follow me on Instagram at Drew Hernandez Live.
Follow me on Twitter at DrewHLive.
drew hernandez
And the new show, Frontlines, that is the most banned show on Turning Point USA, which is based, will now be on Rumble as well.
So go to the Rumble Turning Point USA channel.
andrew hernandez
And Real America's Voice every single night starting Monday.
This based show.
You guys saw that clip that Media Matters so kindly made for us.
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