Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - LAUGHING At DUMB People & Their STUPID Ideas | Guests: @Brandon Herrera and Lisa Reynolds

July 31, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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LAUGHING At DUMB People & Their STUPID Ideas | Guests: @Brandon Herrera and Lisa Reynolds

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	All right.
	All right.
	I want to make sure you guys can all hear me.
	We're all good.
	We are live.
	We are here.
	We are queer.
	We're infected with monkeypox.
	This is our monkeypox special.
	This is back to our shit stream.
	I think we're on episode five.
	Are we on five or six?
	Do you know, Lisa?
	I think five.
	I think five.
	Okay, we're on episode five of our shit stream and we're back on a Saturday, guys.
	And we got to tell you good news, everybody.
	Good news.
	Orgies are still in order.
	We got a lot of stuff we're going to talk about today, but in San Francisco, they wanted to warn people to perhaps reduce your sex partners from 40 to 20 over the next week.
	And so for all of you guys out in your gay orgies, which are very popular with this audience, maybe tone it down a little bit.
	We got some crazy people on the stream today.
	Lisa Reynolds is here in the studio.
	How are you doing, Lisa?
	Oh, I forgot to pop my thing.
	Hold on, wait.
	Ow, that hurt.
	Yeah, that was actually a pretty good pop.
	I like that a lot.
	And you got the confetti of color going on.
	We told you we like white confidence.
	Yeah.
	And of course, joined in the studio, we have the lovely, the beautiful, Mrs. Slightly Offensive is here as well.
	With wait.
	Hold on.
	Oh, you're kidding.
	You got to put your mic near your mouth.
	Mine is broken.
	No, wait, I gotta give her more.
	I have more.
	Yeah, give her another one real fast.
	Give her another one.
	Come back to me.
	All right.
	And then also, we have the legendary master of guns and the strike of fun.
	Brandon Herrera.
	Welcome, Slightly Offensive.
	Can't hear him, I don't think.
	There we go.
	Dude, so let's.
	Yeah, now we got you, bro.
	First of all, what the hell?
	I mean, I just found out before we get into anything that you got to strike on your channel, and you're not even like able to post.
	What happened?
	Yeah, so I sent it a little too hard with a video recently.
	There was a, we did a video, and to be honest, we knew we were probably going to get a strike while we were filming it.
	I kind of just knew.
	Because we saw, you know, the pipe gun that was involved in the assassination of former Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe.
	Do you remember that whole thing?
	Okay, please educate us because I do.
	I remember I saw it like explode with smoke when he was murdered, but I did not know it was a pipe gun.
	No, but it was like attached to like wood, right?
	Like it was a, it was totally makes shift, completely like attached to it.
	I don't know if you guys have like a, I guess a Jamie pull that up guy in the studio.
	Yeah, but it's we do.
	I'm going to look it up right now.
	I'm the Jamie Pull My Guy up.
	It's the pipe gun.
	Yeah, see, so Shinzo Abe homemade gun.
	If you look that up, it is straight up, like looks like it's straight out of Fallout 4.
	Like it's electrical tape, a 2x4 and two tubes.
	Oh shit, look at that.
	Go to my screen, Brian.
	That's the gun.
	That was the gun.
	What?
	That's what they killed him with?
	It was like duct tape.
	What the hell?
	How do I know that?
	You didn't know that.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, because I don't know.
	I mean, like, I'm not to be rude, but like, I'm not, you know, super involved in Japanese politics.
	I like sushi, and I think they make the number one sex dolls in the world, I'm pretty sure, the most realistic ones among many of their accomplishments, not to mention World War II and things we like to forget.
	But I never saw that.
	So what happened?
	So Shinzo Abe was the kind of somewhat based former prime minister of Japan whose primary platform was telling the youth of Japan to go out, touch grass, and have sex with real women.
	And instead of doing that, they shot him.
	And yeah.
	So in a country where you can't have any guns, they decided to just build one.
	Building a gun from scratch and homemade gunpowder was easier than talking to a woman at a bar.
	Simon.
	So that, yeah, that's what happened.
	Dude, I told you we have it.
	It's called literally, it's so, so you know how they have the red flag laws.
	I keep talking to the show about red light laws.
	A lot of these people just need to get laid.
	Like, that's the problem.
	It's like, dude, it's like you start using guns, you start committing violence.
	Why don't you activate your sword first and try striking a hole in one, if you know what I'm saying?
	And maybe you won't kill people.
	All the mass shooters are such losers.
	You ever notice that?
	You never see like a total chat, like a cool guy murdering people.
	That's bad take number one of today's stream.
	I swear we're going to talk about funny stuff today.
	And why don't we just started with like the murder of somebody?
	But how did that, how did that lead to you getting a strike on your channel?
	How is that a bad take, first of all?
	I think that's perfectly reasonable.
	Like these dudes, like, if you're going to talk about American law with, you know, being paid for sex, at least be consistent.
	Like, it's only legal if you record it and show it to millions of people.
	That's right.
	No, I meant a bad take of going and killing a prime minister instead of figuring out your life.
	Like that's bad take.
	I feel like if you're going to have a good weekend and you're like, hey, what should I do?
	Should I go like figure out my life out and go solve my problems?
	And then your response is to go murder a prime minister.
	I don't know.
	I feel like that's kind of a bullshit way to end your entire life.
	Plus, the guy was young.
	Is that what it was?
	Like why he killed him?
	Do we know if there's any deeper meaning?
	I'm radically oversimplifying that, but that's what he's kind of known for.
	I think it had something to do with, well, he had a lot of other takes that were somewhat questionable, like denial of Japanese war crimes and such.
	This way, like a couple people didn't like him.
	But I don't know.
	All together, as far as politicians go, he's way down on the list of ones that I would like to see.
	Yeah.
	No way.
	No, I'm just saying.
	No, no, no.
	I'm just here.
	He's way down on the list of people.
	No, yeah, we don't want anybody like that.
	We don't want anybody to do that.
	I don't want any of them.
	But there are some I would be less upset about than others.
	I don't want anybody to be shooting anymore.
	We don't want anyone committing any violence, but you're saying if that did happen, like if there was wars, it's like, it's like for me, too, with war.
	It's like, there's not a country I would want America to go to war with, but there are countries that would be much lower on my list, like a war with China or a war with Japan.
	We don't want that.
	Or a war with Russia, in fact.
	I do want to say this, though.
	So then that's what it is.
	So you said something like that and that got your channel taken down or something?
	Oh, no.
	We full-on did a build video of it, which I said multiple times, like, this is not a DIY.
	I didn't show like it wasn't like an instructional, but like, it's a fucking pipe gun.
	There's not a lot to it.
	So we, we built it.
	And I actually, I've got it here.
	Oh, my God.
	That's awesome, though.
	Oh, that's amazing.
	I have to admit, that's that's how hard was that to make?
	You can just make it in the afternoon or what?
	Me and my team of retards were able to do this in about four hours.
	It was not that hard.
	Just for the people playing around the house.
	This and the gunpowder were, so we made our own gunpowder for it as well.
	All of the things that we needed to build both this and the gunpowder were available on Amazon for under $210.
	Hey, that's cheap.
	Yeah, $200.
	I'm all.
	Let's just say this.
	Let's clarify two things here.
	You should not be assassinating anyone, but if you are in a country that does make guns illegal, it is possible for $210, which I would say is this.
	Talk about Amazon Prime Mondays or whatever that is.
	Amazon Prime Day.
	Prime Day.
	Prime Day.
	It could be $179.99, actually, if you get it on Prime Day.
	Politicians staying in their homes after Prime Day from here on out.
	No speeches on Tuesday because Prime Day was around.
	We know it's going down.
	Everybody knows I like home projects.
	That's not one that I've ever tried before, but like, I think I might have like a Prime Day.
	I need to have a home project.
	That's a new home project for me.
	I'm not sure.
	We totally, the other part that was probably strikeworthy is that we totally sent it too hard on the first test with way too much powder because I really didn't care.
	I didn't expect it to survive.
	But no, we accidentally turned one of them into a pipe bomb.
	And I was way too cold.
	Hey, I want to see security footage from January 5th.
	And I want to know.
	We never found the pipe bomber.
	Like, this is what's so crazy, though, is like they keep trying to outlaw things and make things illegal.
	Like, this was so crazy to me.
	He actually assassinated the dude.
	And it's not funny that he got assassinated by any means, but I just find it ironic.
	It's like all we hear about is guns, guns, guns.
	We have to outlaw guns so everyone's protected.
	And it's like, it would be one thing to say, oh, yeah, well, he made a gun and manufactured it and basically only killed like some random person.
	But like, obviously, other guns could kill many people at the same time or high-profile people.
	Like, this is straight up like Wilkes booth, which I don't know if that's a conspiracy theory, but this is straight up right Abraham Lincoln stuff, like a one-shot right in the back.
	And like, that was so crazy.
	And I think the first one missed, right?
	We watched it like exploded.
	Completely correct.
	Yeah, the first, the first one, first one missed, and everybody just like froze.
	They didn't really know what was going on because it's Japan and nobody's heard a gun go off ever.
	So they're just like, the fuck was that?
	And then the second one went off and obviously that was the one that was there.
	Since Nagasaki, right?
	And Hiroshima.
	It was like, that was like the same thing.
	What the fuck is that?
	Isn't that proof, though, if somebody wants to get something done no matter what?
	Like if they're that determined, they're going to do it anyway.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What pissed me off is the mainstream media immediately afterward took that as an opportunity to show like they went on the defensive like, well, this is just proving why Japan's gun laws actually work.
	Look at how much work this guy had to go through to actually make a gun or whatever.
	I'm like, I don't think Shinzo's family agrees that this is proof of their gun laws work.
	Yeah, missing the point completely.
	I am notorious for laughing at horrible things.
	This is the first time I've laughed at an assassination.
	So I probably need to like rethink my entire existence because, but I think it's funny that I find it ironic, right?
	Like this is like the inflation thing that's going on right now, where first inflation wasn't happening, then inflation was possible, then it was transitory.
	Now it's a good thing.
	And here's why you should enjoy it because you're going to make more money.
	Like it's like the idea of like gun laws work.
	And then you see the guy in, where was that actually?
	The Eli?
	I don't know what city that was in.
	It was right outside of Indianapolis.
	Okay, yeah.
	Eli.
	His name's spelled like Elar Shajurjo.
	His name is spelled like you would spell my name if you were drunk.
	I don't know how it's spelled, but I just call him Eli.
	Yeah, I mean, he was technically not supposed to have a firearm in that building from my understanding, but he straight up took down, you know, this dude that was going to kill a bunch of people from quite impressive distance when you consider a handgun.
	And of course, like the media wasn't happy that he took some guy down and saved lives.
	They were mad because he violated a no-gun policy, literally proving that that policy, if someone had followed it, would actually have brought the deaths of people and would have more people would have died.
	But that's what they were mad about.
	They were like, we wanted more people to die.
	Like, we just wanted to kill people.
	Oh, sorry.
	What did they say?
	Young Pei Chang, happy Saturday, guys.
	Brandon, it would be great if you could get a live and tag along with you to training event.
	Yeah, I'm retarded.
	I was going to say something now.
	I completely forget what I'm saying.
	No, you have to just keep going.
	No, I know.
	But it like distracted me.
	There was something I was going to say.
	You have to get better at the stream.
	It's going to happen.
	Guns.
	And you have to just move on.
	You just get flashbanged by club music randomly.
	And I don't dance.
	Like, everyone knows how to.
	I'm too tall to dance.
	It's like awkward and weird.
	I don't dance.
	It's the most white part of my show.
	It's like, it's, it's, and there's nothing wrong with it.
	Like, just white people trying to dance.
	It's very fun.
	I totally had something good to say.
	What?
	Some guy killing people, a gun lady?
	No, it was like, it was like guns and then I don't remember.
	I will remember and then I'll interrupt and be like, that thing I was going to say.
	And then I'll say it.
	Well, all of that.
	I'm curious to know about.
	The thing I'm curious to know is like an exercise in hypocrisy is seeing when all the dust settles, you know, they reopen that mall and everything if it's not already reopened, if they keep the no-gun sign.
	No, here's the funny thing.
	So you remember that other video that went around and it was a guy with his mask on outside by himself and then he was like right in front of his like ring cam door and he got beat up and like whatever.
	Like having a no-gun policy is like wearing a mask in public.
	It's like, hey, let me signal.
	I'm not armed.
	I'm a P-word.
	You can see pussy on live stream.
	But like that, like I'm a wuss.
	I'm not wearing the same thing.
	Wearing a mask outside by yourself, whatever.
	It's like screaming, I'm unarmed the same way that like gun-free school zones are like, hey, guess what?
	Or not gun-free school zones, any gun-free zones.
	Like nobody here is armed.
	You can go kill everybody you want.
	Yeah, declaring, declaring that you've literally castrated the public and like you've taken away their laws.
	I don't get that either.
	Like when you walk, I understand there are laws about consuming alcohol and concealing a gun and whatnot, which make sometimes make some sense.
	I'm going to sound stupid for saying that, but I mean, sometimes it's like the place you'd want a gun feels like in a bar if you had to have a meeting or something.
	Like, I know that's stupid.
	Seriously, there's no sketchy bars out there, dude, where you feel like, man, in my day-to-day, I don't think I need it at the 7-Eleven as much as I think I need it at this.
	Yeah, at Tubby's Cold Pour in the truck stop on my way to Seattle.
	I'm pretty sure this is where I would like to bring a gun into because people here, they don't look like nice people.
	They look a little bit like, they look like Hitler youth trying.
	You're seeing those biker gangs at those places?
	Very, very frightening people.
	If you go to a bar in Salt Lake City, Utah, I don't know if you have because that's when you actually feel like a degenerate piece of scum when you go to a bar.
	It's so hard to get alcohol there.
	And I feel like the bars and the way my mom described them, that's like actually how they are.
	You walk in there and there's like the one fat lesbian chick and you know, you don't can't tell if she's a lesbian or a poorly transitioned dude.
	It's like Philly bars, you're going to want your gun.
	Well, yeah, so I'm saying I walked in.
	I was like, I was like, hey, I feel like I'm like Spongebob walking into like, you know, the bar for the first time, whatever.
	Like, I feel like a total like dweeb.
	And then out here, but because obviously in LA, like at the bars, everyone's just like hipsters or whatever.
	But I know, but I'm saying, like, I just said those laws, but I'm mall.
	I'm wearing a mask too.
	Like, it's like, that's not like liberal world where everybody's like a P-word.
	Right?
	Like, you don't need them there.
	You need them here.
	You need them in like ghetto Philly.
	You don't need them in like...
	Philly fucking sucks.
	That's like the worst.
	I swear, they killed a guy with a cone.
	And someone's like, how bad is Philly?
	I'm like, kids killed an old man with a traffic cone the other day.
	That's how bad Philly is.
	They're using soft objects.
	God put me in like the only four by four block radius of like all conservative people.
	I don't know how it happened.
	Like it's very wild to even.
	What's the demographics?
	It's white Italians and they're the ones that Jaquan is in a conservative in Philadelphia.
	They're the one with their like long guns like protecting the Christopher Cumble Columbus statue when the riots were happening and stuff.
	Like it's wild.
	I don't know how I wound up there.
	It's honestly a miracle.
	Yeah, who knows how she ended up voluntarily renting a place.
	How did you voluntarily choose a place that was good to live?
	I was trying to send like an F you to somebody else and I was like, you know what, I'll just buy a house there.
	And I bought a house like online.
	Like I put the offer in before I even went to the neighborhood and it was like four minutes from my kids' school.
	I was like, fine.
	And it turns out it's like, there's country music playing.
	Like I have my windows open while I'm cleaning and there's country music playing.
	I don't know what happened.
	Just scare the gangs away, maybe?
	I know.
	They're definitely scared of it.
	It's the first world thing I've ever heard.
	You're like, just to say fuck you to somebody, I bought a house.
	I did.
	Well, I did.
	You're revealing your class.
	You're revealing.
	It's like, it's like, yeah, I wanted to get away from the poor.
	I did.
	I had to.
	But the point was that, like, I didn't want to move to Philly.
	Like, who wants to live there?
	But it happens to be like the craziest neighborhood.
	It's so wild.
	It's so like the mailman says very bad things on a daily basis.
	And he's the best, by the way.
	What kind of bad things are like sexualizing you?
	No.
	Or like, what kind of bad things?
	I can't even repeat them.
	I'm just not doing it.
	We're not going there.
	He's wild.
	Dude, he's the best mailman on the planet.
	Shout out to you, Boo.
	Best mailman.
	Does he call you Boo-Boo?
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, I want to.
	Okay.
	Well, all I'm going to say is that I've learned from today: do not make do-it-yourself gun videos that have been used to assassinate people.
	We've learned a lesson here, folks.
	If you're sitting here watching and you wanted to make a video about how to kill and assassinate someone, possibly, not someone you'd want to, but someone that if they were with a gun, you might get a strike on your channel and you might not be able to produce videos.
	Does that cost you a lot of money, though, when you get like a week off like that?
	Does that f with you a lot?
	Or what?
	Yeah.
	So I think that's going to be the first video we do when I get back.
	I was talking to some buddies of mine, like Donut and the fat electrician.
	We were talking about the first video I do is going to be, I made the world's most expensive pipe gun because this pipe gun that costs $210 to make probably is going to cost me my company anyway, about $20,000 in the time I can't post.
	So that's going to be.
	Can you just send me the file of the video that got deleted via whatever.
	Via Drive Office.
	Yeah, I want to see it too.
	I just want to see it.
	I do want to remind you guys, because we're demonetized right now, Brian, can you go to my screen?
	Remember, you can send super chats.
	You guys have been sending really great super chats at the end to Venmo right here at Elijah Schaefer.
	Or there's a link.
	There should be a link in the description right there where you can send super chats that can pop up on the screen.
	And also you can send super chats directly.
	It's like if you're watching a show regular, you should just click that link because we just don't make any money on YouTube.
	But you guys have been sending great super chats.
	And you can also send them at PayPal, Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com.
	All of your super chats will read them at the end.
	And I'm really glad that you guys have been doing that.
	But again, click.
	Oh, you are gay for not dancing.
	She's allowed to not dance because he's a gun person.
	He's not even, he's like crossing over from a different genre of channels.
	I was just like, oh, I'm the only motherfucker here who can read.
	No, I don't like to dance either.
	What did it say?
	I'm too tall to dance if you're gay.
	It said, dance if you're gay.
	We made it too late.
	We read it too late.
	I didn't read it.
	We're all gay.
	It's okay.
	Dance.
	But see, you aren't what people define you.
	Just because a super chatter tells you.
	To all my creators out there, just because a super chatter tells you something, it's not true.
	But also, if it is true, stop going to orgies.
	It actually was a sad thing recently.
	I found that out today.
	San Francisco had said they weren't canceling their orgy festival.
	I was just reading this a second ago because you can't tell gay people to not have orgies.
	They won't listen.
	That's an interesting perspective.
	I remember when they tried to shut down my mom's funeral for a disease with the same survival rate and also find my dad's church for singing indoors for something with the same survival rate.
	Weird how you can fuck 40 people and drink a gallon of piss like that one guy did that that we make famous.
	I thought that it wasn't that it said bodily fluid and then somebody no, it said urine.
	He drank it was a piss kink orgy.
	But that's okay.
	Remember, because you get special treatment if you are in the LG LGGBTM, which G stands for groomer, M stands for monkeypox map.
	So there you go.
	I'm so over it.
	I know me too.
	All right.
	Apparently, ugly people, though, are the new minority if they're like having a problem that that like pretty much.
	I live in San Antonio.
	They are not the minority.
	Ugly people?
	No, like the less people.
	San Antonio is a very ugly city.
	And I'm not even attractive myself.
	So I'm far.
	It's an ugly city.
	Have you been to DC?
	Everybody's like 5'8 and bulk.
	I would say like Fort Worth and Dallas have a lot of attractive people.
	Yes.
	This is like a pretty attractive, like it depends which area you go to, especially like Highland Park and stuff.
	And also like around Fort Worth, people look pretty cool.
	People are like, but no, like there was a lot of people.
	They're like Chad Pras and Sarah's and stuff.
	There was that show, like Love Something.
	I don't know.
	I don't watch reality shows.
	Yeah, apparently they're getting crap because everybody's like attractive on there.
	And like the whole point is to like fall in love.
	Maybe it's not Love Island.
	I don't know.
	I don't watch that stuff.
	But the point is to fall in love with somebody's personality and they're like, everybody on here is hot.
	Like you don't have any ugly or disabled people.
	Right.
	And so they're kind of stuff where it instead is like it's a new class of people now.
	Can we talk about the racistness real fast?
	I don't even know where we're going with this because I have so many good bad takes up here, but I love how they act like people's attractions are some sort of like equitable diversity coalition, meaning like they'll, they'll have a cast like and they'll have like a bachelor and they'll have like black women and an Asian woman.
	I'm like, did you ask the dude if he had a preference?
	Because I feel like this is not good.
	Because if you really wanted to like put black people out there, they always get voted off first usually like on these things.
	Oh my God.
	They do because it's like, it's like people, racists tend to find the same race attractive unless you're like yellow fever or something.
	But I've seen studies with like what races find each other attractive.
	No, like what's what find each other attractive?
	And it's like black women prefer black men.
	So if you have like a black bachelorette, the likelihood is she's probably gonna click like picking a black man.
	So if you did a bunch of white men, they're gonna solely just get voted off first.
	And I've always noticed the more equitable they try to make it, the more racist it becomes because it's always like, it's always like, LaQuita, you are being voted off the island or something.
	That's a different show.
	There's a lot of sex shows.
	But it's like, yeah, I know, but it's like, it's like, it's like, you're not, you're not going to have another date.
	And you're like, well, Chance Ryan here, maybe you should have asked him because he's in the black chicks before you hired two of them as cast members.
	And I'm going to say, I've never met anyone that's just like down with every type of girl possible priority.
	There's always a preference, at least an order of like, I like these kind of chicks first, then these chicks, then these chicks.
	And it's like, you're just hurting your game there.
	Unless you really are like a total, like, I don't know, Brent, have you met someone who's just like equally, they just like women or men equally, like no matter what race, no matter what?
	Like, I feel like everyone's got some sort of sexual preference.
	Yeah, like, I don't, I don't know when we breached the whole freedom of association thing where you're not allowed to have preferences anymore.
	That was a really weird point in society where that started to become a bad thing because that just seems like common sense.
	Yeah.
	Well, and I don't, what I don't understand with that is literally social science proof.
	They do studies.
	And I think like, I think with the women, I think mostly white men do not like, do not like to have, like, do not have a sexual attraction for black women, I'm pretty sure, on like that one.
	But black women don't also like prefer white men.
	And so you're like, no, no, no.
	I'm saying literally, when I look at it, white men typically, like a lot, a large portion.
	So like, it's not like it's one racial side anyways.
	Black women preferred black men over white men and white men preferred white women over over black.
	Black men like fat black women no, black men like a, like a and I wonder if they're they're solving for all variables here, because like there's also like an obesity epidemic in the female black community so it's like okay well maybe did did, did you, did you show them like a hundred random black women and they just maybe don't like obese people.
	I don't like, I don't.
	Yeah, I'm not.
	In general, I am canceling.
	We're arresting all obese we're.
	I'm calling for the immediate cancellation and the arrest of obesity.
	I did those implicit Harvard bias tests where you like hit the the buttons on your keyboard and like for all races and everything.
	It came back negative for fat people.
	It was off the charts.
	Like I was like the most biased person against fat people ever.
	I think it's because like they were mean to me when I was young that's what it was, dude I was.
	I was like I was 5'10 and 107 pounds.
	I'm 140 now okay, so like I'm 5'10, 107 pounds in like eighth grade and the fat girls were like you're so skinny it makes me sick and meh, they were mean.
	I wrote a letter to Oprah saying you always talk about fat people.
	I did.
	I was like I swear to God, I was like you always talk about fat people, only my fat girls.
	How could you?
	Yes, of course I hate them.
	So I was like what fat women are the worst too, but like they just hated you because there wasn't enough of you to eat.
	No, I did.
	Honestly, it was like it was.
	It was terrifying.
	There was one that was my eighth grade teacher's daughter too.
	Um, what's her name?
	Chernaki, what?
	I don't forget, I don't remember her name.
	Anyway, she cornered me in the bathroom's like you're so skinny, it makes me sick, and like pushed me.
	And I was like that's what I learned to be tough with.
	Why didn't you tell her you're so fat, it makes me sick?
	I did, I did.
	Oh listen, it's me okay.
	Of course I did, but but like I don't.
	I like I hate fat people.
	I especially fat women.
	I hate them.
	I know that that's like wrong like, like I said, all these person biases were neutral, but like they're gross right, like you.
	Look I'm, I'm older now.
	Like things aren't settling where they're supposed to settle.
	Right, stop putting food in your mouth like it's not that hard.
	You're the most undisciplined freaking, disgusting people ever.
	I don't care.
	You pick on people that are thinner than you and you know what they're always like, catties always have passive, aggressive stuff.
	Can you just be aggressive, aggressive and say, whatever your problem is, you fat ass like, I don't like them, I don't like them.
	So I don't care what race you are.
	If you're fat, stay away from it.
	Sorry, tell me how you really feel.
	Tell me how you really feel and do this like Brandon's, like shit.
	This is not helping my life.
	I'm not.
	No no, I'm here for it.
	Dude, I'm of the opinion.
	COVID wasn't bad enough, because if you had something that just unfairly targeted fucking fat people, I'm here for it.
	I would have worn my mask nowhere on I never.
	I was in Puerto Rico and then I was in Texas and I was everywhere.
	I was like I'm not wearing a mask.
	I would want I'd rather lick a doorknob and get it and get it over with than have.
	Let's just face it, if your BMI was like under 30, you were probably never going to die, and that's something meaning like if you were under 30.
	People are way too damn fat, and the reason why I'm mad about it too is because like, let's just be honest, nothing is killing Americans more than just straight up obesity.
	Everyone's like seed oils.
	I'm like honey, you're doing okay you're, you're thin, you're gonna look great, I'm sure.
	Seed oils whatever, that's like my timeline.
	It's just like Trump and seed oil banning.
	I don't know what's going on, but it's like dude, literally.
	If you were morbidly obese or like 84, then chill.
	But like my Nana and my grandma, who are both thin one's 79, the other one's 83 my she's got it a second time and passed it because she's thin and she's not fat and she's not unhealthy.
	She's 83 years old and just like passed it.
	Biden just got it for the second time, and you know why.
	That's why he's like this is what I love.
	Biden was like, oh, I got, I got COVID and passed easier than Trump.
	Two facts there.
	Number one, you got whatever, whatever variant they've, they've invented today and and pretended is new okay, so whatever you've got, you've got the upper respiratory, not the lower one.
	So you didn't even have the bad variant, which I don't even know if there was.
	I don't even believe any of this shit.
	But at the second time you're also in better shape, like Trump's, like a pretty heavy dude he is he's he's, he thick.
	He got big booty.
	Like I mean, that is true, if you sent him a pair of white shorts, that man's got a rump like this, this wide playing tennis.
	I mean, I'll just say it was a little bit, he's got a rump, he's got a big, big boy.
	My 80 plus year old mother ex-mother-in-law, got it and I was praying.
	I was praying I'm not even gonna lie like if she can beat it, she can't even stand.
	I thought this was gonna do another direction.
	If she could beat it any, if Biden, who's already half dead, can beat it like, why are we still doing uh boosters and vaccines and still talking about masking up?
	This is like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my entire life and I'm, a 44-year-old.
	Remember you?
	I was thinking about that.
	I was listening to Bo Burnham's uh music today and I was remembering like he made a whole album.
	He like stayed in his home for an entire year.
	They asked us to stay in our houses for an entire year.
	It's like you, fat ugly fuck, you can go and stay in your house and order your uber eats and you can die.
	I'm not getting involved in that, i'm going out with all the the skinny kids in the riots and we're gonna go burn some shit down.
	I've mentioned, and they were already mentally deranged enough to stay inside for a year on their own volition when it started.
	Imagine, like you already have somebody who's mentally damaged.
	Just give them a year.
	Just give them a year to be alone with themselves and the fucking internet, and then you see what we have here.
	So somebody on one of your shows said that was natural selection and got very much demonetized, but had a.
	Well, they did, they did.
	They know they did, they did they, they did say that, and but it's.
	But it's not natural selection though, and it's no, because what?
	What i'm saying here is that is that survival of the fittest?
	No, but what i'm saying here is that is that a really key and important.
	Uh, part of this is that it's not like natural selection was just like they stayed in their houses and they didn't think about like I don't know why they were so retarded, like they go.
	Oh, they didn't let kids go to school and they put masks on children.
	Like how the fuck do you abuse kids and sit around and do this stuff to children?
	And they're like, did you know this is my friend who's a speech pathologist.
	She said there was like a multiple hundred percent request for more speech pathologists.
	By the way, it's a good job to get into right now, because there's like two years of children who are underdeveloped and that can't speak and can't Can't think, that have emotional problems.
	That was so much more fun dancing buzzed with quarter black than it is having a conversation about people abusing children But the dancing must happen.
	No, but it's like, dude, you guys didn't think?
	Like, you just, hey, all of society, we're going to stay inside.
	Like, you motherfucker, you knew that we were not going to die.
	We knew it.
	I knew the entire time.
	I would make shows and we get strikes.
	We get deleted.
	You're not going to die from this if you're healthy.
	And also, it's a fucking advanced cold.
	Dude, were you not alive in 2017 and 2018?
	Did you not remember when they had literal triages inside of parking structures because we had such a bad flu season?
	And then all of a sudden this year, the flu didn't even occur.
	And your solution to this was just abuse people and stay home?
	You bitch.
	What were you thinking?
	I toured Wistar with a congressman because when I worked for a congressman back in Philly and they made the flu vaccine, the guy that made it was like, nah, don't take it.
	It's like 40% accurate.
	I was like, okay, I won't.
	Like, I make all the kids, my kids get like the polio and the things that have been tested forever over my dead body.
	Will they get a flu shot?
	And my ex-husband will call me and he's like, we're at the doctor.
	They're really pushing us to get the flu vaccine.
	I'm like, no.
	And I'm like, he's like, I'm putting you on speaker.
	And I'm like, no, absolutely not.
	Like, no, we don't need to inject our kids with all this weird stuff.
	No, absolutely not.
	No, nobody, no.
	No, no COVID, anything.
	By the way, do you know how people are actually like actually getting hurt and dying from these things and they don't want to report it?
	Oh, yeah, I want to play that right now.
	Actually, let me open this here for a second.
	I want to go ahead and watch one of these videos.
	Let me open this full screen.
	Check this out.
	Brian, can you go to my screen here?
	Let's watch this.
	It's probably illegal to play this, but whatever.
	My name is Prada.
	I'm a nurse in the state of Washington, and this is my story.
	I was bullied and coerced in fear of losing my job into taking the first dose of the COVID vaccine.
	After the first dose, I had such a serious adverse reaction that affected my heart that my primary care provider advised me not to take any more doses of the vaccine.
	And she signed in medical exemption form.
	My employer approved this medical exemption form, but due to Governor Jay Ensley's mandate, I was removed from the schedule.
	I lost my job over this vaccine.
	And I regrettably took the second dose of the vaccine to get my job back.
	My reaction was significantly worse the second time.
	My blood pressure went up to 140 over 110 and had multiple other side effects.
	After a full cardiac workup, I was told that this chest pain that I get that wakes me up during the night is just a prolonged side effect of the vaccine.
	I am, I'm no longer living in fear of the repercussions about speaking the truth about this vaccine.
	Now I'm seeing children that are getting vaccinated coming in to the hospital having multiple reactions to it.
	And I'm seeing that providers are turning a blind eye or believing that there is not enough evidence for them to even report it for the vaccine reaction site.
	And I'm tired of being silent.
	And this is our time to speak up and speak the truth about this vaccine.
	It is not safe for anyone.
	Well, I got to cut that there.
	She said it's not safe, but according to YouTube, it's super safe.
	In fact, you could inject it and you could put up your butt, you can put in your nose, you can put in your eyes.
	It's like, but I'm saying, like, legitimately, they want you to take as many boosters.
	Actually, again, speaking of that, take as many boosters as you can.
	It's really, really fun.
	It's like a game.
	No, but like, she was like, there's so many videos coming out of people who were forced to like take a second shot to keep their job, to literally put food on their table.
	They were told, like, you have to do this, and they're fucked up from it.
	And then you go to Pfizer, and Pfizer's like, well, we don't, Pfizer made $10 billion in profit, I think, in just this first quarter, right?
	I think, or, or maybe it was all of last year.
	But I know they just made $10 billion in profit, but they said they don't have enough money and resources to actually do a study to test who's actually getting hurt and how much, how many people are actually getting damaged.
	Two things.
	Can we just ask what she was doing with that book?
	Because she clearly wasn't looking at it while she was turning pages.
	So like, I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but like, I don't understand that.
	Number one.
	Number two is we're doing this in New Jersey now.
	Anybody, because my dad teaches classes on how to do IVs and pick lines.
	And anybody that they, the governor of New Jersey just requested that anybody that works in a nursing home, anybody, like a janitor or whatever, gets another booster.
	My dad's like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
	Like, I'm not going to put this poison in my body.
	And he's like, but I'm not going to work now.
	Like, they're not following the science.
	They're not doing anything they're supposed to do.
	It's, it's like treason.
	So she, she can be like, yeah, it's fine, but people are losing their whole livelihoods because people are still committed to like propping up big pharma.
	It's like the sickest thing I've ever seen in my life.
	Do you remember at the beginning, like the really, really beginning of COVID, where all the celebrities and a whole bunch of people were like making those same exact videos?
	Like, you guys, I have COVID.
	We need to take this really seriously.
	I'm sick in the hospital.
	And they would make these videos recording themselves sick.
	And now we're seeing the videos where people like that one girl with that horrible thing all over her face and all these things that are coming out with people with the reactions of vaccines is a million times worse than the people laying in a hospital bed going, oh, I've got COVID.
	I've got a cold.
	My hair's falling out.
	Do you remember what's her name?
	No, that is happening.
	That broadband.
	I was like, I'm not going to tell you my mom's friend.
	No, but I'm saying, like, no, but I mean, she was like, she was like young.
	She was like, she goes, my hair is falling out.
	And I go, okay, but you're not dying.
	Like, that's not.
	She's falling out from the vaccines.
	Oh, I don't know.
	I'm just saying, like, I'm just saying, I know that I don't know what the vaccines are doing, but I can tell you that I have, I know of at least a dozen people that have been hurt by them personally.
	People that have had paralysis.
	I mean, and I love how too, like Justin Bieber, dude, his fans, remember, that was the whole point.
	They wanted, they were trying to kill us because we made fun of the fact that they were pretending like his facial paralysis had nothing to do with his choice of getting boosted.
	This girl that I follow, she's like a big obese influencer on Instagram.
	Why do you follow her?
	I hate that.
	We like following ugly shit.
	She's confessed.
	I can't.
	I just like am so curious.
	Because if she tried to follow her, she couldn't keep up.
	I love it.
	Yeah, she's so big that they like when you go to a normal person's page, there's like six pictures.
	It's like a grid, but they had to upgrade her just one picture so you could fit her whole body on the screen.
	It's very sad.
	I've been following her for years.
	And she, I've seen her do the whole guys, I'm going to get my vaccine, getting my booster.
	And then obviously she gets sick.
	And she made a video one time like, How about she gets lipo?
	Yeah, she made a video one time like, oh, look, I'm really not trying to discourage anyone from getting vaccinated, but like I'm sick with COVID after I've been vaccinated and boosted and it's kind of annoying or whatever, but still go and get it, whatever.
	Anyways, recently, she's had this freak disease that's just randomly happened out of the blue where her face is like seizures up or something like that.
	She goes to the doctor and they don't know what's going on, but it seems like it's clearing up.
	But what is going on with these facial spasms or whatever that she's getting?
	I have my own ideas of what it could be, but I wouldn't say.
	They're just gross.
	I mean, we can go back to them.
	I mean, Brandon, I don't know.
	I just feel like, I feel like everything they told said is a lie.
	And I feel like people are genuinely like, we're in a position too, where, you know, they're trying to end gun violence.
	People are trying to end all these things.
	Like, I think people are being killed by obesity and because of the choices that they've made to take certain things into their body.
	Right?
	I mean, it's just like some bullshit.
	Like, we have a fat, unhealthy, disgusting population.
	And then the solution to this was giving them vaccines that have not been proven over time.
	And I mean, I feel like it's just absolute bullshit.
	They've lied about everything.
	On top of that, I feel like it's almost like a Jordan Peterson, like Dostoevsky kind of thing, where it's like, okay.
	Humans don't really have any real fucking problems right now compared to our ancestors who, you know, stormed Normandy Beach or had to invent fire or like forage for their fucking food and fight saber-toothed tigers.
	Like, we've got it pretty fucking good.
	And so, whenever something like this happens, everybody just kind of fucking jumps on top of it.
	Like, this is my chance to be a hero.
	I could wear a mash and be part of the solution.
	And they just fucking jump on top of it because they literally have nothing else fucking happening that is real in their life.
	Think about it.
	We run marathons because we don't actually exercise in real life.
	Like, you're not chasing it.
	You're not running for your life.
	You're not chasing after cats.
	Philadelphia.
	You're not doing anything.
	These people sign up to run.
	Well, the Boston marathon.
	Whatever.
	You're running.
	You're running for what?
	Because we don't actually do anything in our society anymore that like that is physically active.
	So you have to make these fake marathons up.
	Well, Elijah and I ran for our lives one time when we were in a mole that was getting shot at or someone was open firing.
	Are you in Indianapolis by chance?
	No, no close.
	You were in a very young, there was a lot of young people at the mall just give you some wearing hoodies and they had new sneakers on and they decided to fire a gun off.
	All the stores in the coffee mall were shoe stores.
	So is that all shoe stores and chicken?
	And that's what it was.
	And I went there to find a rare pair of sneakers and we ended up running for our lives.
	What was this?
	It was because of the hoods.
	I do want to say this.
	I want to bring this.
	Like you said, we are very backwards.
	Check this out.
	I don't know if you saw the new cover of Playboy.
	Yeah, so for the month of August 2022, Playboy celebrates 50 years of women emancipation, a concept better known as feminism.
	And this is Dennis Karlinsky.
	I guess that's, I'm assuming that's who that is.
	Ew.
	Does Dennis have a how to make I need Brandon Herrera's how to make a gun video when I see something like this?
	Like, where's your video?
	W. You're looking at this all wrong.
	This is just a fucking win for men.
	We are just the superior fucking gender.
	We've had what, women of the year, like two out of the last four or five times.
	Now we're, now we're on the cover of Playboy.
	Like, wow, you boys are rocking.
	WNBA situation where we're just, we're, we're just dominating everything.
	Yeah, but I just want to know, I mean, like, okay, like, boobs are good in all sizes.
	I know they say small boobs are still boobs, but like, this is just a guy with, he's got, and the chest hair is so bizarre.
	He's got like a, like a landing strip on in just in between, like a sort of like cleavage strip of this.
	And then you also have like the tattoos and the haircut, the haircut.
	I don't realize how dumb they are.
	They hate the patriarchy, but yet they're letting men take over everything that's supposed to be feminine.
	Yeah.
	I hate the language.
	Oh, you see, you said you think he's naked and they blurt.
	He's not naked, isn't he?
	I was hearing, Brian.
	We don't want to.
	Does anyone want to see the centerfold?
	No, we don't want to see the center.
	I'm going to move this to my other monitor.
	You guys can have fun.
	He's like, no, no, there's no centerfold.
	Brandon knows what he signed up for.
	Let me, I got to pull something else.
	I'm figuring that out very quickly.
	No.
	Okay.
	So I did want to go for some bad takes.
	I don't know if you guys saw this, though.
	So these people are really retarded.
	And I did really like some of these.
	They found this page.
	I've added this to my dilemma here of the delusional takes page.
	And it's so good.
	These are like two people standing out front.
	She has a sign.
	This is like the typical girl that would say, yes, queen, and then vote and then say that she's like proud of the new cover of Playboy, which she's never even bought a Playboy, and it's not for her, right?
	Everyone knows Playboy's for the articles, right?
	It's like, oh, I didn't know there was boobs in this.
	I thought it was about, I'm learning about cigars.
	Anyway, she's carrying a sign that said, you have more rights about abortion.
	You have more rights in Russia, China, and North Korea than you do in the United States.
	Yeah, because in China, it's kind of mandatory to kill your kids, right?
	2015, they stopped that, though.
	Now it's just shamed, and you have to pay it.
	And you have to know someone in the government to keep your second child.
	Oh, well.
	Yeah.
	Do you know about that?
	I was just reading about.
	Have you ever read about China's one child policy and how serious it was?
	Yeah, like they literally like boys only.
	Well, I know this girl's such a retard.
	They literally would, they would take, I was reading about, you know, the pro-life movement in China, which is pretty remarkable.
	How, like, if you were known to be pregnant and you wouldn't go get an abortion, that the police would literally come to your house, handcuff you, tie you down to the table, and forcibly kill your child and like not even numb you as punishment.
	Like they would, there was so much forced abortion.
	Like women would be screaming and crying and they would commit suicide over it.
	They were like harvesting organs from Salam Gong people too.
	That's what I'm saying.
	But they would keep, they were, they would sell the organs.
	Wild over there.
	They were rolling over babies and shit, weren't they?
	I think it's kind of crazy.
	Oh, no, like in the like the heavy, hot and heavy days of like their one child policy.
	Like if you were illegally, I guess, just keeping your children, that they, I heard several instances of like just rolling over an infant.
	Like literally driving over a child.
	Yeah.
	What?
	No, that's, he's right.
	That's what they were doing.
	And now they're having like population problems and they're worried about.
	Many look too little.
	No, now they're worried about like, you know, making sure that their population like lives up because they have all these boys.
	They were killing the girls.
	There's not enough girls.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I know, like, they said that.
	I was like looking at they have like signs that's like, that's like abortion is like comfortable and like good for your kid.
	It's like good for your family.
	And I read, I was reading the school books that they would be in school and that kids didn't even know the word sibling.
	And they would tell the kids, like, because no one knew that anyone's brothers think about it.
	You're in a classroom.
	Nobody has a sibling.
	So everyone, like, no one knew what a sibling was in a classroom.
	This girl didn't know what a sibling was till she was like nine years old because she didn't know people had siblings.
	And then they'd be told in class by their teachers, like, you only want to have one child because then you can get all the love from your parents.
	But if your parents have two children, because they would have tried to get the kids to rat out, then your parents are splitting the love and you won't be as good of a citizen and you won't have as many opportunity if you have two children.
	So they wanted the kids and the nine and ten year olds to rat the parents out if they were hiding a kid at home.
	Like, imagine being a father in China and then 25 years into raising a child, he comes back to you and says that he's trans.
	He's gay.
	You have no other child.
	You're like, you got nothing else.
	You're like, they need one of your homemade guns for that.
	Linglings chopping off his ding dings.
	Like, poor guy.
	Dude, I know.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Imagine that.
	The kids are pretty fucked up and you have one child then the entire time.
	Like, but I was thinking like, isn't that weird?
	Like, I never really thought about how crazy it is living in a communist country, like, in a, in a real, like, genuine way, but thinking about how now that I'm married and whatnot, and like, I'm like, you know, gonna want to start a family pretty soon.
	Like, imagine you have like, you know, twins, and then they hold your wife down, then they kill both the kids because they're, you know, it's like a botched abortion.
	And they, like, murder your kids, and then you have to just go home and keep living with your life knowing they murdered your children.
	And it's like, that's, that's like a communist country.
	They'll take your wife, murder your kid in front of you, and then never give you, like, anything.
	That's what communism is.
	That's like, that's what tyranny is, why we need freaking guns.
	Like, people don't realize that.
	It's like, they'll forcibly just kill your family.
	And it's like, well, that's not, you know, abortion is murder.
	Okay.
	It is.
	And you especially, you know, forced abortion is abuse.
	And it's like these communist countries have killed millions of their people up until 2015, theoretically, because of the one-child policy, they were killing millions, millions, and millions of their own citizens every single year by force.
	Like, that's some crazy shit.
	That's like, people don't realize like communism killed in the 20th century.
	It killed so many people.
	No, communism has been killing people to today.
	North Korea to today.
	This is like not a joke.
	We can't take this lightly.
	And if you, one day you might need a, you know, you need a Brandon Herrera how-to pipe gun video because they might be sooner than you think.
	I mean, HR08.
	Oh, you can dance the mouse.
	I'm going to need to know.
	He's going to have to send me some Dropbox files.
	Let's be fair.
	But no, like they just passed HR 08 out of the house, which is like a gun ban on like almost everything.
	We're going to hope it doesn't pass the Senate.
	But they're there.
	And I feel bad for people like my dad, who's like, my worst fear is having some young cop come to the house and say, I need to take your guns.
	And my dad's going to be like, no, I'm going to have to shoot you.
	I'm worried about that because it is coming.
	I don't know why most people can't see it, but we are on the brink of that.
	We are on the brink of all of this.
	I'm such a black-pilled person.
	I'm so sorry.
	I make everything so negative.
	But we are right there.
	They are almost there.
	If we don't have like three people in the Senate, hold out, we're screwed.
	Like soon, like this year.
	They're going to take our guns.
	And then I'm going to have to be like begging this dude for download vials.
	I know, but do you think.
	If you don't have it already, then it's too late.
	I know.
	Yeah, I was going to say, is it too late for us?
	Because you're smart.
	You're not retarded.
	You actually made like a gun channel, which YouTube did come for those, though.
	No, but YouTube.
	You're retarded a little bit.
	I'm going to be honest with you.
	I'm kind of retarded.
	Yeah, it's like, well, I know, but it's like, they came cracking down on this channel even recently.
	Like, we've gotten in some real trouble.
	They actually age restricted like 10 of our last videos or whatever.
	They get psycho with this channel.
	I remember I got demonetized, completely just removed the money from this channel for reporting on January 6th.
	They just took it away.
	Not even for anything they did on the platform.
	They said, you were involved in activities that we do not believe reflected.
	You just got named again.
	What?
	You just got named again.
	How?
	Like on the new documents.
	Oh, yeah.
	I don't know what that was.
	I just got, yeah, I got named again.
	The feds are still investigating, apparently.
	And so it's like, this site's stupid, but they did come after the gun.
	They came after the gun channels.
	I remember that.
	What even did they do?
	They started saying like you couldn't do, there's a bunch of like new rules with guns on the platform.
	Yeah, they came out with a bunch of new restrictions for monetization.
	What they're trying to do is they're pinching it off based like in the wallet, which is what actually hurts creators.
	So the new restrictions include you cannot use thermal optics for whatever fucking reason.
	You can't use tracers or any incendiary ammunition, 30 round magazines or more, fully automatic weapons.
	And this is regardless of whether or not it's legal.
	It could be perfectly legal in your country or your state or whatever.
	And it's still just completely unmonetizable from YouTube.
	A bunch of different restrictions like that, which thankfully everybody who's reviewing this is either in Palo Alto or a third world country where they know fuck all about guns.
	So this has been extremely hard to enforce because they don't know what the hell they're looking at.
	So do you remember in Delaware?
	It was like a couple weeks ago.
	They were like, this guy bought more than one gun.
	He bought, I guess, two.
	And the ATF came to his house and they were like, hey, we just want to check and make sure your guns are there.
	Like, I guess you probably saw that video.
	What is that all about?
	Do you know?
	Do you have like any background on why they're doing that and what's going on with that?
	That specific case, I don't really know what led to that.
	It could have just been a couple of overzealous feds or whatever the hell.
	What I can't wrap my mind around is what the justification that they used was in the beginning of the video.
	He's like, well, as you know, gun violence is on the rise.
	So we're just going to make sure that you still have these guns and that they're yours or whatever.
	It's like, hold on, whoa, Gun violence is on the rise.
	So you're just going to my fucking house.
	Like, am I being confused with crime?
	Do you have a warrant?
	Why are you here?
	Or do you have a warrant?
	What day is it?
	Do you have a warrant?
	They mentioned it's like if you have more, if you purchase multiple guns and he's like, well, because I purchased two at a time.
	So is that like, is that the new thing?
	Like, if you purchase more than one gun at a time, you're going to be like singled out and targeted and they're going to come to your house and check.
	Like, it really freaked me out, but I couldn't imagine what they were feeling.
	And that was in Delaware, so which isn't far from where I live.
	And I can't imagine why or what that they were allowed to do that.
	Like, it doesn't seem legal that they're allowed to just knock up on your door and say, hey, I think he said in the video, like, as long as you show it to me, everything's going to be fine.
	Like, just show me that you still own them.
	And then listen here, buddy.
	As long as you get off my porch, everything's going to be fine.
	However, even if I did sell them, that is perfectly legal.
	Yeah, like you're lucky.
	Right.
	And I'm also saying I didn't understand that.
	Well, you're an ATF agent.
	You're supposed to enforce federal law.
	If it's a state law, then the state police should be here.
	You're an ATF agent.
	This is a federal law issue.
	It is perfectly legal under federal law to sell a privately owned firearm to another privately armed, another private party who's not a felon, not a prohibited person.
	Like, that's a perfectly legal thing to do.
	So what the fuck happens if I did sell it or if I don't have it?
	Well, yeah, but I would also say, I didn't understand the fact too, that it was like, you know why the ATF didn't do anything?
	Because there was no innocent women or children inside.
	So they would have burned the place down.
	There was like, oh, there's no kids and mothers that we can murder.
	Well, we'll save our incendiaries.
	I do want to say this guy's reminder.
	If you want to leave super chats, you can leave them in the link in the description or you can leave them at Venmo at Elijah Schaefer or at PayPalElijah at slightlyoffensive.com because we are demonetized.
	And I'm trying to figure out, I think we're going to get remonetized soon.
	We're working on it.
	Oh, today's my birthday.
	I love it.
	I appreciate your show and all the work you do.
	Believe it or not, your content has been general very dark time in my life.
	Challenge libtards to a polygraph.
	Thank you for that.
	And Brian chooses them.
	Thank you for that.
	I do want to say this, though.
	So like, so leave a super chats because we'll read them at the end.
	And also don't forget in the telegram, t.me slash slightly offensive.
	You can leave your memes from the live stream, which are always amazing.
	But I want to play this video.
	Like, it can get really bad in here.
	Yeah, here's this video right here.
	So in the UK, right, where they don't have firearms, check this out.
	So this, like, this is a video of this guy getting arrested because his Facebook post caused a woman anxiety.
	This is so crazy.
	Watch this.
	They're wild out there.
	She would realize how ridiculous this is.
	It is ridiculous.
	I'm telling you to come to this.
	What did it need to come to?
	Don't tell us why you escalated it to this level because I don't understand.
	I posted something that he posted.
	You come to arrest me, you don't arrest him.
	Why has it come to this?
	Why am I in cuffs?
	Because there's something he shared then I shared.
	Because someone has been caused, obviously, anxiety based upon your social media places.
	No.
	Realize how ridiculous this is.
	Okay, you can take that off.
	Literal hurt feelings report.
	Literally.
	That's what your take on that.
	I mean, because obviously you're a gun dude.
	Like, you're a gun guy.
	And it's like, you see this British.
	Go get arrested for causing somebody anxiety on the internet.
	Like, I just do we need another reason for the Second Amendment.
	I mean, I don't know.
	I feel like this is a lot of people.
	I would love to know what the charge is because if somebody, like, if the police right now came to my door and wanted to talk to me, like, oh, what's up, guys?
	Oh, well, we need to take you in for questioning because your post on social media, your videos that you posted have caused someone anxiety.
	I would probably respond with, good.
	Okay, so what can I actually help you with?
	It's so different there, though.
	So now you get why I do what I do.
	So, some bitch, some loser got anxiety.
	Yeah.
	They got offended by me.
	Did that's all that happened?
	They didn't, nothing worse happened to them.
	Ah, damn it.
	It's like, I don't know what the, but in Britain, that's the Brits went from running the world.
	That's what I'm saying, an empire, a global empire to their arresting their citizens.
	Meanwhile, the Muslims out there, you know, are running around the streets running amok, and no one cares about that.
	No one cares about high crime rates or the rapes that are increasing or these migrants on the street and the influx and the entire Islamification of the United Kingdom.
	And London looks like a, like, a, doesn't even, there's no white people even in their main city.
	It's really crazy.
	And it's like, and you're arresting your citizens for this.
	Like, you've pussified your entire country.
	And it's like, you know, just be like, tell the person.
	You can get arrested for like literal speech there.
	Like if you say Tommy, right?
	No, he never got arrested for that.
	I actually downloaded his entire, like I went to Facebook with him and got his entire feed because they took him off saying he was like a hate agent or whatever.
	But he's never, he was one of the few that's never actually been arrested for speech.
	I think Katie Hopkins has, if I'm not mistaken, but Tommy actually hasn't.
	But they have very, very strict laws and you can 100% be arrested for your speech over there.
	They're wild over there.
	That's who you should have.
	We should have look at Count Dank, the one who like taught his pug how to hile as a joke.
	He got arrested and had to pay all sorts of fines and I almost served jail time.
	He's another YouTuber.
	Like he literally, as a joke, teaching a dog how to do a fucking Nazi salute.
	And that's hate speech worthy of prison time in the UK.
	It's a third world country at this point.
	My dog licks his butthole and ate my throw up the other day.
	I'm pretty sure my dog has other problems than fascism.
	I just want to say that.
	My dog could use a little fascism.
	In fact, a little police state might not be problematic.
	If my dog was a Nazi, at least he probably would be well groomed.
	And, you know, I'll deal with the racism maybe a little bit or the police state issue.
	But as long as he's following orders, a little pawhail is not anything that's going to get me upset because, you know, my dog licking his nuts in front of my guests is a little more offensive to me than his allegiance to the Third Reich.
	If I go to a bar and somebody, if I have a choice between seeing somebody throw up on the table and eat his own vomit and do a Hitler salute, I know which one I'm choosing.
	Yeah.
	Dogs are Nazis now.
	You know, we lost the plot when the dogs were Nazis.
	Like it was like, your dog's actually a Nazi.
	And you're like, yeah, he is.
	You know what?
	That's not my problem.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you ever met a Vijla?
	They're fucking crazy.
	So, of course, what do you think?
	He was going to become a communist?
	He ain't no bitch.
	He's fucking awesome.
	He's crazy.
	You know what I mean?
	So my dog is a Nazi.
	I don't know what the dog shares.
	My dog shares edgy memes, okay?
	He's a little shit.
	We all know it, right?
	Isn't Gunther a little shit?
	I love Gunther, though.
	Like, he's a big, beautiful dog.
	He's a beautiful dog.
	But it's time for rough times.
	Like, let's all admit, like, who else is?
	I don't know.
	I'm right.
	It's time for rough times.
	Like, these are weak man times.
	We need strong man times.
	I think that's what's wrong with society today is that they have no adversity.
	Like, they've never had to want or struggle for anything.
	It's time for rough times.
	I don't care what happens.
	You don't feel like we're kind of in rough times.
	No, I mean like rough times.
	I think that mom will be, we're not going to get it.
	Have you seen my mustache?
	Things are already pretty rough.
	I did say.
	I did say it when you walked in.
	Yeah.
	Hey, yeah, you know, I don't know where I got the idea for this.
	I just want to say, you know, there's a really good movie that's out.
	You guys should see it.
	He did not look like that two hours ago.
	Just like everybody know, he did not.
	Why did it not look like that two hours ago?
	It's when you take yourself from like a four to a three, just one shaver away.
	I do have some other, I want to look at a couple of these things too.
	Okay, so check this out.
	People are retarded, as always.
	Dr. Jessica Taylor, doctor, I want to say this.
	We got to get back to trolling.
	No one's trolling doctors.
	I need to figure out how to make content to prank doctors because they're making, they've made me very angry.
	Dr. Jessica Taylor said, do you know that 0% of rapes that have ever been committed in the history of the world are caused by women and girls?
	Amazing, right?
	Well, I would say my best friend's childhood would disagree with that.
	But, you know, the idea that women don't rape people, also, men can be women.
	Yeah, that's what I was going to get at.
	Okay, so what I would love to know her take about rape of trans women in female prisons.
	Go.
	Because clearly that's happening.
	There's pregnant people showing up in prisons.
	It's not a rape if you like it, though.
	And like, I mean, like, that's what I like.
	It's not rape.
	It's not rape in prison.
	Like, people have sex, not raping.
	Like, people, people have sex, like, voluntarily.
	That's not rape necessarily.
	There is no rape culture.
	Can we go back to like when people were like scalping people and raping everybody in the village?
	Like, do you got?
	Well, I don't want to go back there, but I'm like, can you just remember that time in the history books where people were doing that?
	Where people were doing that.
	And like, this is not rape culture.
	You get too fucking drunk and you're like hanging out on, you know, in some scummy dude's apartment and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe not.
	That's not the same.
	That's not the same.
	That's what I'm saying.
	If they like it, they're voluntarily doing it.
	It's not rape.
	They were saying that.
	The story was they were saying that the guy raped the girls.
	But from my understanding, it was, they liked, it was like, when I say they liked it, meaning like it was not they liked rape.
	It was that they liked the fact or liked him or there was some sort of attraction.
	I don't think he liked it.
	It's like the Kobe Bryant story.
	Okay, but I don't know.
	I wasn't in the prison.
	Maybe he raped him.
	I don't know.
	Excuse me.
	She raped them.
	That's true.
	It wasn't he.
	Well, I'm trying to say, like, the news said that I saw conflicting accounts.
	I'm not real big on my prison rape culture.
	I'm not really in the inside on this gossip.
	But my understanding was that she didn't rape them, that they voluntarily had consensual sex.
	Most rape cases are that.
	Most rape cases are like the Kobe Bryant one where it was like the girls all into it until he doesn't want her anymore.
	And then it's like, oh, I feel like a whore.
	And it's rape now.
	That's what I understand.
	That's the scary part for dudes nowadays, especially.
	I know several friends who've kind of like, thankfully it's never like blown into anything, but kind of one of those where everything's perfectly consensual until four days later and they're just like, wow, that was a really fun time.
	You know, it's good hanging out with you.
	You know, have a good life.
	Four days later, they're like, I can't believe you did that to me.
	Well, to be fair.
	Hold on.
	Wait, what?
	To be fair, we really need to disincentivize hookup culture and men using women anyway and like lying to them all the time.
	Like that's one thing.
	But like just because that happens to you doesn't mean you go get to accuse somebody of rape.
	Literally, literally.
	And I also don't equate hookup culture to lying.
	Like I always thought that was scummy.
	Like you have to lie to do anything.
	Lying and cheating are the scummiest things that you can do on the planet.
	I'll never not like say otherwise, but women, when they feel like what Hell Has No Fury, like a woman scorned, facts.
	Okay, but like that's that's a little extra.
	Yeah, no, I was gonna say like that's the key thing too.
	It's like I don't but I don't I don't know how we got here from the people raping the people, but yeah, that's like a real problem in our culture.
	I've had friends have to go to court even for being accused of things that was just like an ex-girlfriend was getting back at them or like things were happening and they just like gave false accusations.
	Like men, men are like freaked out today in our culture, like genuinely, because I guess like it's the whole consent thing, right?
	It's like you have to, they say you should have like a contract before you get involved in a sexual encounter.
	That's literally what they're saying now, that it's so questionable.
	What?
	So marriage?
	Yeah.
	Get married?
	Literally.
	No, but I'm saying like they literally are saying that it's like such a big deal.
	And like we've gotten into a culture too where we've cheapened rape into every every time you regret having sex, you got raped.
	And it's like, well, your regret is not a rape.
	Your regret is your own stupidity.
	And you're cheapening victims of actual rape who are genuinely brought into a situation, forced against their will, put into these things.
	And like, that's, that's what the Me Too movement basically did.
	It cheapened, like, no one even cares anymore.
	The believe all women thing, it was like the vaccines are 100% safe and effective.
	And then Biden gets, gets COVID twice.
	Like, I think I just got tired of it.
	I got tired of like, I get tired of everybody being such bullshit.
	And then now it's like, maybe there are good vaccines out there, but a lot of us don't actually want to take any vaccines.
	Like, I've moved away from everything.
	They said, believe all women.
	I've moved into a place where I just don't believe women that much anymore at all.
	Like it actually backfired.
	You know what I mean?
	Like when they try, Black Lives Matter tried to end racism.
	And I feel like it worsened race relations.
	Zubi put a poll out and like 80, it was like 26,000 votes and over 80% of people thought BLM worsened relations, race relations between men and women, or not men and women, between black people and white people.
	And so it's like, I feel like this whole culture of like consent and all this stuff where they're like trying to like minimize rape actually breaks down even the relations between men and women and probably is one of the leading causes why men don't want to date anymore.
	So get porn, because it's like, why mess around with women, why get involved, why even take chances when I can just go masturbate to, to Hentai, and that's, that's the uh, that's the.
	The crazy part is, uh, like before the believe all women thing with uh turns into this massive, massive witch hunt.
	Uh, like before that I think you know you were probably on the, you know, normal end of the spectrum as far as believing women.
	Like, believing women when it matt went, when it's like, when it makes sense to do so uh, and then, after that whole charade, now you're, you're on the repeal, the 19th amendment train.
	Yeah well, it's true.
	Well, everyone's just so bullshit like this is my favorite sticker, this one's like George Washington, what the fuck y'all be doing me and the boys would never put up with that with, with this like that's the point.
	It's like I don't under, I don't understand.
	Everyone's so bullshit that.
	It's like you tell me that there's a disease monkeypox, i'm gonna get it.
	I don't believe you.
	You make an accusation against someone.
	I don't believe you.
	You tell me somebody's racist.
	I don't believe you.
	You tell me someone's a Nazi.
	I just don't believe you because it's like if you're gonna really do something, you're gonna like.
	I always say, this justice is found behind closed doors and justice is not a pr stunt.
	And in the world of social media it's like if you had a vaccine that was really safe and effective, it wouldn't need a pr campaign.
	Like if you go to Amber Heard and go out and tell everyone in the world that Johnny Depp beat you up he probably didn't.
	You would have just went to court and like, solved the issue and used the evidence.
	But Everything's about showcasing today and it's about grandstanding.
	And so it's like, I just don't take very many people that seriously because it's all about narcissism, being vindictive, taking people down, pushing your agenda.
	And it's like literally never about the truth.
	And so most of the public, I feel like, has genuinely come to a position to where everything that's said by just about anybody, this is what's so sad.
	You just fuck, you just blow it off.
	Like, I don't give a fuck.
	I don't want to hear it.
	Did you see the fake Alzheimer's stuff?
	Yeah, they fake pictures.
	What?
	They photoshop pictures like from, I don't know, 10, 20 years ago or something like that.
	They faked the study for like saying that the buildup of plaque in your brain is one of the main drivers for Alzheimer's.
	And it's been now every other scientist who's been doing anything for the last 10, 20 years on it has been going off that study.
	They found out that it was fake.
	Then the whistleblower wrote to the NIH and then they still funded the guy who faked this study anyway.
	By the way, that study was faked here in Texas.
	But so we could have had a cure to Alzheimer's in the last 10 years, but because the guy faked the study and now they're like, trust the science, trust the science.
	I don't trust anybody.
	I don't trust anything unless I know it like verified 100% with like evidence in my own life.
	Like absolutely not.
	I don't trust anyone, anything.
	Like we're faking Alzheimer's stuff.
	We probably could have had the cure to cancer.
	We probably could have had the cure to Alzheimer's.
	We probably could have had the cure to everything, but they lie.
	They lie non-stop for what?
	For clout, for money, for influence, for anything.
	It is the most disgusting thing.
	And that's why these people, there was like a neighbor that my mom had a mask out on.
	I was like, follow the science, you know, masks don't work, whatever.
	But like, honestly, they're like pushing this, like, science has become the new God, which really bothers me.
	Like, this whole enlightenment thing went way out of control.
	And it's like, instead of, you know, being religious or doing anything else, it's like, follow the science.
	But they lie.
	It's not even real.
	I'm starting to even go like flat earth land over here because I don't trust anyone.
	Like, I'm not going that far, but like a little bit, a little bit.
	What blows my mind is that it was like for half a fucking century, the belief from the left was you can't trust corporations.
	You can't trust big pharma.
	All these people are out to hurt you.
	They're just out to make a buck.
	They don't believe in anything other than making a dollar and lying to you.
	And then all it took was just one chance to be the hero and do your part.
	And we all have to, we're in this together.
	We finally found a problem in society that needs solving.
	That's an actual issue, even if it isn't.
	And then they just all got on board.
	Now it's like, if you don't trust Pfizer, then you are the devil.
	You are the enemy.
	You need to be destroyed.
	Like the amount of people I'm sure on the left side that would have said, okay, would you be in favor of euthanizing people who would not take the vaccine?
	Like I would be, I think most people would be surprised by the amount of people on the left that would if you took a real poll asking lefties if they would wish that conservatives or people on the right would die.
	I guarantee you it would come back overwhelmingly.
	Oh, they'll fully, and like, look, here's another bad take.
	This actually, this is so funny.
	I've like jacked my old show's format for my live streams now, but I'm loving it.
	Caleb Fleshner said, I want to live on a farm whose code for I want to get away from black people.
	And like, this is, this is so true.
	This is the all you need is like a picture of a black farmer.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	David on the farm next door doesn't agree with that.
	Like, it's like, dude, you know what?
	I'm not trying to get away from black people.
	Maybe I'm trying to get away from city people and the way that black people act in cities because maybe a black farmer is super based and dope and I don't mind being around him, hence why racism is not real.
	It's perceived as a fake construct of shitty city living.
	It's like, no, do I want to live around a bunch of like gangs and people that fucking have high crime?
	Like in Detroit, commit 88% of them violent crime.
	No, I don't.
	Do I give a damn if my neighbor out in the rural is a black guy?
	No, because you know what?
	He probably has the values of somebody who's not a victim and who doesn't, he's not a victim of a system.
	And it's like, so I love when these people say that.
	And it's like, there are plenty of rural living black people out there.
	This guy is such a city shit.
	Caleb Fleshner.
	It feels like a sex toy.
	The flesh.
	So you're saying black people don't, no black person has any dream of living on a farm?
	Like this, this is a well, to be fair, if we look at Zimbabwe, it clearly wasn't the case.
	Yeah, in South Africa, let's just say the black farmer thing isn't working out too well.
	It's not working out too well.
	Here's the thing.
	I've said this for like a million years, right?
	I'm walking in Philly at night, and there's a black guy with like saggy freaking pants and like whatever walking.
	I'm going to cross the street.
	I will do the same thing.
	It was like a bald tattooed dude with his pants and a wallet chain and tattoos on his neck.
	I'll cross the street.
	There's a freaking black dude in a sweater vest or in a suit.
	I'm not crossing the street.
	Like I'm not doing that.
	It's all about how you want to ingrain yourself in civil society.
	If you want to be on, you want to be like on the outskirts and living your like cultural whatever.
	Go do that.
	But then there are repercussions to that.
	People are not going to trust you.
	People are not going to walk on the same side.
	Hey, Brandon, the girl who just bought a house on the internet was like, I did.
	Your culture or whatever it is.
	That's freaking people out.
	Like, I'm going to tell you this.
	It's like, I'm just saying that, like, the truth is, is that it's how you carry yourself and present yourself in society.
	There aren't like people aren't racist.
	They are, they have like stereotypes exist for a reason.
	We're cognitive misers.
	Our brains do that on purpose, right?
	Heuristics, stereotypes, they all exist for a reason.
	And they're to help our brain process things more quickly because our brains are constantly working.
	And so to act like, you know, you see a sketchy-looking black dude is, and you see a sketchy-looking white dude, you're going to behave the same.
	To sit there and say that we're only acting that way because of the color of their skin is such BS.
	And I'm tired of people saying it.
	It's like not true at all.
	Like, I like you have a Carlton-looking dude from what's that show?
	What's that show?
	Family Matters?
	No, Will Smith one.
	What are you talking about?
	Will Smith show Fresh French.
	Thank you.
	I'm sold.
	Okay.
	Oh, but like, you have like a Carlton in a sweater.
	Like, you're not crossing the street.
	You're like, I could fucking blow and that dude would fall over.
	Like, that's not happening, right?
	No, it's, it's all about how you carry it.
	Is this the Lisa?
	Black people should dress different speech.
	Yes.
	It's that all people should dress different speech.
	It's true.
	I will say this.
	I've been getting shit for this, but the newest thing in the, they're trying to figure out the uptick in the violence in America.
	And everyone keeps saying, and everyone knows that SOBs, they keep calling it the hooded gentleman.
	And so I've talked about this.
	I've wondered, and I'm going to keep bringing this up: is it the hoods causing the crime?
	Or is it the person from the hood?
	That's the question.
	So I mean, it's, but hooded hoodies are dangerous.
	Do you have to put your hood?
	It sounds like the racist chicken and the egg problem.
	Yeah.
	No, it's not that.
	Is it the hood or the people in the hood?
	That is the question.
	Guys, Eminem.
	Picture Eminem with his hood up.
	Pants down past his ass.
	Okay.
	And you have to.
	And be like, holy shit, that's Eminem.
	Okay, time.
	That's a rapper.
	You're still going to be like, do I really want to be walking around that dude past freaking two?
	My dad always says, like, nothing good happens after 2 a.m. in the midnight night, right?
	Nothing good, but a lot of fun things happen.
	Maybe in your world, Elijah.
	Brandon's like, the boy.
	No, you're not going to want to be around them regardless of their skin color.
	It's the kind of lifestyle you subscribe to.
	And I don't know why anybody doesn't see that.
	And that's what our whole generation is missing.
	It's like we fantasize about like the most, look, we're a slave to our desires.
	I say it all the time, right?
	Like we're not supposed to be watching porn.
	We're not supposed to be like hyping up chicks who twerk.
	We're not supposed to be doing these things.
	And it doesn't matter if you're black, you're white or anything.
	If you're a part of that culture, you suck.
	You suck.
	I'd say ban the assault hoodies, like the chat said.
	We need to banned assault hoodies everywhere.
	They all need to be illegal.
	You have to get a background, universal hoodie background checks.
	You buy two hoodies at the same time?
	Yeah.
	Police coming to us.
	No, it's true.
	Somebody asked to just join the chat why we don't have super chats on.
	This is a reminder.
	If you go to my screen, you can send super chats to add Elijah Schaefer on Venmo.
	He only has 288 friends, guys.
	Come on.
	Or Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com on PayPal.
	And also there's a link in the description where you can send super chats directly.
	There's a link in the description.
	You can find it right there.
	We're going to get the channel remonetized.
	I just always have to bring that up.
	No, but I, yeah, okay, so let's go to the next bad take because this just gets funnier and funnier.
	But I'll do a few more of these.
	Oh, here's the good one, though.
	You guys have heard this argument before, but Joe was like, maybe someday women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
	I feel like it's like every month, Brandon, that some woman makes this bad take or some like little queer guy says this.
	I feel like it's like, it's like, it just has to happen.
	Just stop being stupid.
	You're giving us all a bad name.
	That's why we're talking about like stopping idiots.
	Brandon, don't you hear this at least every month somebody writes this that women need a lot of people?
	Oh, you see it all the time in protests and stuff like that.
	I wanted to incorporate this in a video at some point, but I've seen the counters to that are fantastic.
	It's like I also agree that you should need a background check before you buy a woman.
	Yeah, this one, Blake Hentrup, so you believe women aren't allowed in government buildings, schools, or airports?
	No, but based?
	I also think women have no place in higher education centers or in polling places.
	I think that's a very bold take of you, but I don't.
	Wait.
	Yeah, you're saying women shouldn't be allowed in Congress?
	Okay.
	All right.
	I like this.
	We're moving in a positive direction.
	All right.
	A couple more shit takes here.
	A couple more.
	Don't forget to get your memes in.
	I love this one, too.
	I don't know why this is, this is just dumb.
	This is just an honorable mention.
	We are living in a golden age of female video game protagonists.
	Did you see that GTA 6?
	The reason why I don't care, like, no one cares if there's a lead woman in a video game, but it's just the woke people that are like, if you're buying Grand Theft Auto 6, I don't think having a woman lead is going to be a redeeming value in a game like that.
	Because if you're buying that, you're buying that to do some crazy shit in a video game.
	And like, having a woman isn't exactly the win you're thinking of.
	Because it's not going to be a great woman lead that's going to be in that.
	This is not like a home eck video where, you know, the character in Grand Theft Auto makes sandwiches for the homeless.
	Like you're just killing pedestrians and like shooting cops.
	I'm curious, have either of the two women here played GTA before?
	Like years and years and years ago.
	You can like rape pokers.
	I know that.
	But this is like the earliest 90 version.
	I'm not going to play.
	So Elijah, have you played GTA?
	Oh, hell yeah.
	I mean, against my parents' money.
	Because we're dudes and we play fucking Grand Theft Auto and women don't play fucking Grand Theft Auto.
	I play Animal Crossing.
	I'll be honest.
	I don't play any video games.
	That's genius.
	I should start streaming video games on the weekends too.
	I should start playing Grand Theft Auto and just streaming it and killing people.
	That would be fun.
	That's a real quick way to get demonetized.
	Grand Theft Auto?
	I think you could stream Grand Theft Auto, right?
	Yeah, you could do that on like Twitch or whatever.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like, I mean, you're playing the video games.
	Nothing wrong.
	I mean, like, it's the same video game.
	Blame rockstar games if you find it offensive.
	Literally one of the only, like, I mean, and I do love a good, a good match of Mario Party or something like that with the Boys of Mario Kart, but alone, there's probably no better game you could play for longer than Grand Theft Auto.
	Believe personally, people would disagree with that.
	But Sophie Halili, with another bad take fresh off the grill, has let us know that misgendering someone is not hurting their feelings.
	It's anti-trans violence and hate speech and it should be illegal.
	Can I show people what violence actually is not on the stream, because I hate that.
	She's in studio right yeah, she might be just jokering.
	You like, you get what you fucking deserve.
	No, he knows.
	Um no, he knows.
	I, I just, I just I really want to like, show these people what they're actually talking about.
	I'm trying to be at least it doesn't hurt their feelings.
	That's really good to know.
	Everything hurts her feelings.
	You can still said, misgendering someone is not hurting their feelings, so it doesn't actually hurt their feelings yeah, but if you're, it's actual violence and that hurts, right.
	So like, it's implied that that's like that and feelings are very important.
	Um, feelings are not important okay no, at least wait Lisa, we have.
	Okay, so this is the part.
	Brandon has no idea about.
	This does not know how.
	Okay, so this is the part of the show where we're only gonna watch a couple minutes.
	We're gonna get through this over the next like six months probably.
	This is the part of the show where we watch another few minutes of this one hour hit piece that they made about the show and about we watch a couple I don't know i've never seen.
	We're watching it live together like I have not seen it and we're only 13 minutes through.
	We'll try to get through at least a couple minutes.
	And um, and we'll just see, because it's called Religious Right Commentary and the Rise of Elijah Schaefer and it's basically how the show is.
	Uh, training people into becoming Nazis and fascists.
	From what i've heard, and the top comment is, i'm a.
	I fear that someone like this has a platform and I felt really complimented by that.
	Um, they're afraid.
	I gave them anxiety.
	Let's go ahead and uh, now's movie time.
	Pull out your popcorn.
	We're gonna watch a few minutes of the.
	Um well, at least you don't look like Hitler there.
	I think this is, this is Timp.
	Here's where we are all right.
	We'll watch a couple minutes here Grift, and they use field reporting sort of.
	There's this way to get in front of the camera and their ultimate goal is they want to be a host.
	This is very common, right?
	I happen to have had a podcast before I went out on the field myself.
	It's always been coinciding.
	My podcast has always been about what I see on the field, so there's sort of that duplicity.
	He describes it a bit more clearly here and how he doesn't see this as a grift.
	A lot of people, like I said, use reporting to get the job that they want, because I think generals are made in the trenches.
	I don't think that's a grift per se.
	The problem with his reasoning though, is that, particularly in these early videos, he's not actually doing real reporting.
	He's going out with a political goal, to make these people he disagrees with politically look stupid.
	Okay, pause there.
	It's not your fault.
	People are stupid.
	I did go out.
	I talk about that.
	I literally talk about the fact that that we went out.
	Um, can we go to full screen here for four?
	Can we see us for a second?
	Yeah okay, I literally talk about Brandon.
	I like started this show out to literally make fun of people like that's what it started out with originally was like just hey, these people are so retarded and I want everyone to see how dumb people are in La, and that's how it started.
	But then, like also, I ended up somehow getting like a federal press credential and like doing real reporting too.
	I don't know if these people ever heard of something it's called being a dynamic person.
	It's like this crazy thing where, like you're not just one-sided and care about queer ideology, like you can do new things to protests where, where people are protesting something, it's not just like random on the street, like you did do some random on the street, but use mostly protests or big events or rallies or these sort of things.
	So it's like, okay, don't cover protests, what the people of America are upset about.
	Well no, the point was also, I also reject his like uh, I guess parameters of the definition of like reporting and journalism, where he's like well, he's got a political goal, which means he can't be an actual journalist.
	It's like well no, Right?
	Like turn on any fucking news station.
	Like that's not a disqualifying factor.
	Yeah, no, what I'm saying, like, like, as being a dynamic person, obviously, I'm going to have lots of interests.
	And so the diversity of what I'm going to do is going to change.
	But also, like, I always say this to people, I go, you fucking did this to yourselves.
	Okay, like, we did, like, we did, we did, like, over a billion views on Twitter in one year, just on the footage.
	But I will say, it's like, I wanted to make fun of you, and you guys started killing people and ruining my fun.
	And you guys started burning shit down.
	And, like, I was just trying to have fun and talk to you guys and like make fun of you.
	And then, like, then you started trying to have sex with our kids in schools and telling us that we're bigots for not allowing it while shutting down our country.
	And you guys just accelerated things.
	And that's what the left always does.
	They're always victims of the reality that they make for themselves.
	Like, and you know, and then he said he became a reporter.
	It's like, well, yeah, because unfortunately, making fun of people in front of City Hall is not so funny when you're watching people get killed in the streets.
	It changes the, it changes the tone of the product just slightly.
	It's still mostly peaceful, though, you have to admit.
	It's mostly peaceful protests.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, let's listen.
	Here's a little more.
	We'll try to get through a full minute.
	As a result, these protests are framed as random assemblies of people who don't particularly know why they're there or what they believe and who are deeply confused about the world around them.
	It's at odds with other types of protest coverage where you might get clips like this.
	There are people who are out there when they go back in the morning to get us jobs, get us loans, give us access, give us a chance.
	If we don't get no economic justice, we're still going to be in a situation that we're walking around and police are going to be able to do whatever they want to do to us.
	Or maybe something like this.
	There's an issue with people thinking that this is solely an American thing.
	It's not an American thing.
	Solely, white supremacy is worldwide.
	We need to acknowledge that a lot of the foundations for white supremacy in America were built in the UK.
	These are interviews with people who have genuinely and firmly held beliefs.
	And what's more, they give you an understanding of why people are attending these protests and what they're hoping to achieve.
	You still may not agree with them, but at the very least, you understand where they're coming from.
	Schaefer was not interested in producing this type of understanding, but rather videos he could use for mockery.
	The goal of these videos isn't to build a resume of genuine reporting to lead to the job of talk show host, but rather conservative theater dressed up as journalism that would lead to a job spouting out propaganda to advance a right-wing agenda.
	These protest videos were an immediate success, and Schaefer was quickly embraced by the world of right-wing media, particularly because, as Schaefer describes himself, they were used to target a younger audience, which the right-wing traditionally struggled with.
	My mission now is to bring the truth, to expose the truth, and to do it in a way that attracts young people.
	Schaefer's overt professions of faith were present throughout his work in the early parts of his career as well.
	This may very well have put him on the radar of the religious right establishment, at least the part of that establishment that works in media.
	And he soon found himself with a plum spot working for Glenn Beck.
	Glenn Beck, quite famously, I'm done with that for the day.
	That was enough for the day.
	I have to say a couple things.
	Yeah.
	One, I got caught eating a little bit ago on camera, so like, that's why I was weird and doing things out of my team.
	Two, the blonde hair on you, Elijah.
	That might be a move.
	You might have to go back.
	No, Lisa, no.
	Stop that right now.
	Wait, listen.
	With a mustache.
	With mustache, I think it works.
	Dude, that white blonde hair, what was that?
	I've never seen that.
	You never seen that?
	You never seen this?
	Hold on.
	Go back to it.
	No, that's wild.
	Yeah, like that.
	Lisa, don't.
	Why would you say that?
	I was just being a good some time to get rid of that hair.
	So do not bring that back.
	That was wild.
	I would just say, though, like, it was like, it was like, dude, look, you guys were, they were so retarded, Brandon, on the way that they were like treating Trump for all those years.
	And somebody had to blast them.
	Like, I know a lot of people did, but I was like, we got to blast these people.
	Was like much success, bro.
	You guys were, you guys were a theater.
	It was funny.
	You guys were like showcasing, you guys were trying to make a fake thing serious.
	This is what I've always tried to do.
	The media creates these fake narratives, and they take it so seriously.
	Like, there's a black justice movement going through the streets.
	I'm like, nah, these are crazy hoodlums that are psychotic and they're confused.
	And we need to, like, they can't even break a window with a rock.
	They're so weak.
	And we gotta blast these motherfuckers.
	We gotta show the world how retarded they are.
	I know for a fact that you're not like cherry-picking your people, right?
	I know people that do in this business, but I go out with James and I film with James Kluke all the time.
	I film with him all, like all the time.
	90%, 95%, 98% of the people that we talk to are so dumb.
	And no one, no one actually knows why they think what they think.
	No one.
	They have no fundamental basis except for what the screen people tell them to believe.
	They have no fundamentals.
	They have no framework for what they believe.
	That's why I always say somebody should take like, we should take like social contract theory.
	Like, why does government exist?
	Like, why does it exist?
	Have you ever thought past that other than like people should give you stuff?
	No.
	These people actually think like that.
	And it's not a minority of people.
	It's a majority of people.
	It's not like you're cherry-picking, like, oh, I want to talk to this person or that person.
	These are the people that offer to talk to you, but they all think like that.
	And they have no reason why they think like that.
	They're retarded.
	Yeah.
	What blows my mind is the way that that video comes across.
	Just the entire tone of it is like this guy who's like mildly autistic trying to understand comedy.
	Like he has no idea.
	Well, he's going to these protests and pretending to be a reporter for they were a great hit.
	But that guy doesn't even know why he thinks what he thinks.
	Legitimate dialogue.
	Instead, he seems like he wants to pick fun for the sake of the internet.
	It's like, yeah, retard.
	That's the entire fucking point.
	Yes.
	You trolled them too, right?
	At the NRA convention.
	Didn't you?
	Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
	That was good.
	Go to his channel and watch that.
	You guys, he trolled the protest at the NRA convention.
	Absolutely.
	I'm still loved.
	Yeah, that was fun.
	Educated people about any topics.
	Like the people that know the least about guns are the people that are talking the most and like we should ban everything.
	The people that know the least about medicine are like follow the science.
	The people that are know the least about everything.
	Like they're like the squeaky wheel that gets to grease.
	I don't understand how he let this happen.
	Did you guys, do you guys see this?
	On that one.
	Like people who just know a little bit, they think they know that they know a lot and then they're really fucking loud about it.
	Literally all left-wing streamers on the internet.
	Someone, I think this is the quartering's editor made this and put it on Twitter.
	He used he super cut my footage and Drew's footage together from the NRA convention.
	And I just have to say, this is one of the most incredible to give him credit real fast, proper credit, this is from Steven VoiceOver on Twitter.
	This is so funny because you were there.
	He said he matched the protesters with their animal kin spirit.
	And did you see this?
	Oh, it's fantastic.
	All right, let's play this.
	This is so good.
	And then we'll go into some super chats.
	Piece of shit!
	Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
	Squirt!
	You don't need a boy, cause your voice is small!
	So accurate.
	Oh, I thought you got it.
	Last one the fat chick from Dallas her Okay, can we actually go to that real fast?
	That was my favorite person I think I've ever seen at a protest.
	Like, that made Tucker Carlson even.
	He was just like, and I like that you just put this on the screen and you go, protests erupted in Dallas over the abortion law, and you just show that.
	It's like, that's all you need to know.
	Who?
	I love her rendition of somewhere over the rainbow.
	I just want to know who's having sex with that.
	Can you go to the screen here?
	I can't have sex that much.
	Who's having sex with that?
	Someone's got to be.
	No, tell me the difference.
	What's the difference?
	What's the difference?
	At a sperm bank and a turkey-based.
	No, but that's the point.
	All these people who have nothing.
	Like, these things don't affect their lives at all.
	They're the people that are the most outraged.
	Oh.
	It's so bad.
	It's so bad.
	There would be a man that is equal to her that would.
	No.
	No, they wouldn't.
	They sit in their basement and the man who was the goat.
	You have guns because you're weak.
	He would do it.
	No, no, no, because he would.
	They sit in their basement and then they watch videos with you and then do their own thing.
	That's what happened.
	Literally, I'll tell you this.
	I'll be rather be asexual.
	I swear, if that was my only option, I swear before God right now, I would become a eunuch.
	I would become a eunuch.
	I'd take my dick.
	I don't even want it anymore because there's no use for it.
	That's all that's left.
	And that's the sad part.
	And it's like, I wouldn't even let my sperm get donated for that because I would feel bad for future generations that are coming from that.
	Even if that's not okay.
	Weird thyroid thing that just made you fat and gigantic and you could barely breathe walking up the stairs, right?
	Like even if that was you, you would still not have sex with that.
	But this is my reply.
	I record this stuff.
	You'll go, why do you record this stuff?
	I go, I do it because it's gross.
	I'm telling you.
	Some don't love it.
	I'm gay for you, Brandon.
	I want you to monkey, you monkey pockets.
	Yeah, Brandon.
	You live you gave it to me.
	How do you feel about that?
	Well, I mean, they kind of implicated you first, so I don't know.
	I gave them monkeypox, but they're into you now, and they want to give it to you.
	It's a gift that keeps on giving.
	It's like syphilis.
	Oh.
	Oh, yeah.
	Dude, all of them are disgusting.
	STDs, man.
	We don't know where they're coming from.
	I guess we do.
	We don't know.
	We don't know.
	All I know is that it's usually...
	It's usually the coming.
	It's usually...
	It's...
	It's usually probably having sex with a part of the body that's meant to absorb things.
	That's probably the problem.
	Like, where there's lots of blood vessels meant to absorb things.
	Now you're getting too great.
	I'm sneaking food over here.
	You're going to make my stomach away.
	Well, that's good.
	Eat your taco.
	That's literally the solving.
	That's how you cure monkeypox.
	More eating tacos.
	I can't even.
	How about no?
	No, no, no more eating tacos.
	Eat your tacos, not monkeypox.
	Monogamy, celibacy, doing the right thing, not being a liar, like Being accountable for your actions.
	I'm not drinking a jug of piss from random dudes.
	That's a pretty good start.
	That's true.
	That doesn't matter.
	Not fucking 40 men in a week is a good start.
	That's probably like, I would say.
	Not fucking anybody that you're not committed to.
	Like, legitimately committed to.
	How about that?
	Is that if they're committed to fucking 40 men?
	Schlong COVID.
	That is my new term.
	Schlong.
	By the way, Tucker was epic for that.
	That was a move.
	Did you see this, though?
	I think, let me see if I can pull this up.
	I know we got to get into some super chats, but I did find the official candy of Monkey Pox, the official snack of Monkey Pox.
	Well, I post way too much stuff.
	No, I'm close, but, dude, where is this?
	Oh, yeah.
	Wait, no.
	Oh, yeah.
	I look at my feed and I'm just like, wow, I tweet way too much stuff.
	I retweet too much.
	Really?
	Yeah, it's a problem.
	I am trying to find it, but it's too negative.
	The official snack of Monkey Pox.
	Oh, you did say this the other day.
	That's disgusting.
	Chocolate dip sticks.
	I'll never buy these for my monkeypox ever again.
	I know.
	Never look at that in the same pocky.
	All right.
	Why not?
	I don't get it.
	Could you break that down to me, please?
	All right.
	All right.
	So basically, what sidewise is?
	All right.
	Let me see where we're at here.
	Okay, we got some super chats, guys.
	We got some super chats.
	I'm going to go ahead and we're going to read them.
	Let me see if I can get a couple of.
	We all know I can't read from a teleprompter, but if you want me to read them from like a thing, I'll assist there.
	Oh, you guys have sent them.
	Did you say anything with them?
	What?
	Oh, yeah, here we go.
	I have a quick couple questions for Brandon.
	This is from Jesse Hughes, aka 50 update.
	Also, I tried reaching out to you months ago about doing an event at Liberty University.
	However, it appears someone doesn't check their email or I got the wrong one.
	What's your best point of contact, Jesse Hughes, for Brandon?
	I will show you.
	My email is currently at $113,000 on red.
	Wow.
	That's pretty good.
	You know what that means?
	You need an assistant.
	I'm at 20,352.
	I fucking need.
	I need a pepper pots in my life.
	Yeah, I need an assistant.
	I'll probably hire like a legit full-time assistant pretty soon because it's worth it.
	We got Maverick McFarlane said a question for Brandon.
	Should we be worried about HR 1808 passing the Senate?
	And if so, do you think this could catapult us into a civil war?
	That last part's a little far.
	I think that it will die in the Senate.
	But yeah, no, I mean, we have to be worried about it anytime.
	Really, what it is, is it's a great example of why we should not compromise on anything because anytime you give them an inch, they will shit a mile because we just passed that kind of mediocre gun bill.
	And then we're like, okay, well, at least you're not coming after my guns.
	And then immediately afterward, they're like, oh, we got away with that.
	Cool.
	Now let's go for an assault weapons band.
	They just fully fucking greenlighted them to go all the way.
	It's like, great.
	Yeah.
	No, these people, we're not getting compromises.
	You're just giving them a little of what they want.
	Like, because we're not getting anything in return.
	It's just a bad strategy in any way you look at it.
	It's a bad strategy for us.
	Did you hear them cheering, too, when they passed the bill in the house?
	Like, they were cheering.
	And I remember, I always think of that quote from Padme where she was like, and like here, Liberty dies with thunderous applause, right?
	When the tyranny was taking over.
	It's like, yeah, literally, liberty will die to the applause of your leaders.
	It's just.
	Yeah, I get real fucking nervous anytime I hear an entire room full of politicians excited about something.
	I know.
	Dalton Miller sent a couple bucks.
	We got Laf Oplin said rough times are coming, especially for Elijah's Ain't Ul Geyser Ul Faithful, quote, Dickless Michael.
	I'm not entirely sure what that means, but thank you.
	Brennan Chanel sent $5.
	Jenny Jamilton sent, would you rather own an ostrich or an emu, Brandon?
	And to everyone in the room, emu.
	Ostriches are kind of mean.
	Yeah, ostriches are dicks.
	Have you ever seen that on TikTok?
	The ostriches?
	I was trying to kill their owners.
	Can't you rock?
	We had an ostrich at Drive Tanks.
	That's just a bitch.
	Like, the lady who kind of runs the animal side over there is like super, super nice, but she'll throw rocks at it.
	It's Barbara, Barbara, because Barbara just picks on all the other animals.
	That's a good name for the.
	That's a good name for a mean old animal.
	Barbara.
	Itchy Karen.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Barbara.
	Karen's a racist term.
	We're not doing that.
	Don't forget, get your super chats in last minute here.
	We got a few more left.
	Remember, you can go to my screen.
	You can do it at Elijah-Schaefer, or you can go click the link in the description.
	That's literally a way that you can connect with any way to give super chats.
	I know, we don't get as many because we're not monetized, but we're working on it.
	But make sure you still send them in.
	They're really good, and we're going to get to you.
	I think we read Young Pai Chang's on the screen, but I'll still read it.
	Oh, the old Foomba is back.
	It's been a while, Mya Ligger.
	Remember, Grover Gang, it's not about the size of the sword, but the skill of the swordsman.
	It's true.
	If it's small, it's still the biggest one she's seen if she was a virgin or and didn't watch porn.
	So there you go.
	All right, Young Pai Chang, we had that.
	That's true.
	Hey, no, I don't mean, what do you mean?
	Like, it's like, of course, this bottle's just as big as this bottle.
	What are you talking about?
	it's literally just as good okay we had a oh that's what i need to freaking do I need to do it.
	I've seen them too.
	There are some that aren't super chats that I sell want to read.
	Like, there's this one guy that's like, oh, I want to get on and embarrass all of you.
	Colin, then do it.
	He said he wanted to embarrass us.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I need to get back into the.
	I'm on the live chat right now.
	I know.
	I need to get to the super chats from Colin stuff.
	What?
	The what?
	Oh, have we done Colin's?
	Yeah.
	Not yet.
	Say, dude, that's a dangerous game to play with YouTube.
	That is somebody is like three gamer words away from ruining your chances of ever getting monetized.
	Dude, I know.
	Why is it making me sign back in?
	Hold up.
	Do you know you're the Ron Burgundy of the Dance Floor, Elijah?
	Am I?
	Yeah, apparently.
	I'm looking here to my.
	People really have obsessions with feet.
	That's kind of gross here.
	That's a genuine thing.
	Yeah, that's what they said.
	Somebody also said that I have too much makeup on.
	Little do they know that I've been stranded without hardly any and was like trying to reapply in the camera because it's been like such, I've been stranded with what, no bags for like five, six hours.
	No, longer than that.
	It's like one o'clock last night.
	Losing touch up as well.
	Listen, like I do.
	Like I'm not gonna lie.
	Like I like my makeup on currency things.
	You can beat it.
	Okay.
	I'm getting it.
	Okay, here you go.
	Now I'm gonna beat some of these.
	Beep, bop, bop.
	$5 to say that Toy Story 2 is okay.
	Oh.
	Okay, thank you.
	Jonathan, Florida, we read that.
	We read the uptake.
	We read Jonathan's on screen.
	By the Flagner said $5.
	Monolith.
	Monolithic ethos.
	No, not monolith.
	Don't do it.
	Monolithic ethos.
	It's not monolith.
	No.
	No, do not.
	Thanks for spreading awareness of my sign on your recent show with Aldo and Taylor.
	We need to spread awareness on issues that really matter.
	Like freeing Isabella Reilly from Twitter jail.
	I've given him a freaking is that monolith?
	That's monolith.
	Monolith, you're welcome to come on the show.
	I'd like to have monolith on the show.
	You know who monolith is?
	No, he doesn't know who monolith is.
	All right.
	So if we were going to get monolith, if we were going to ask, if you were a young guy and you were simping for women on the internet.
	It's bad.
	And it's really bad.
	What would you say to the people simping online to women?
	You're like a guy that looks like me, just like a normal looking guy, and you're going after tens on the internet and 10 E-celebrities on the internet.
	What do you say to a guy like that?
	Oh, man.
	You should probably.
	Well, you know, if you've got a shotgun, maybe don't go for the thousand-yard shots.
	Not a great call.
	He's borderline scary, okay?
	I like monolith.
	I don't know how monolith has gone from being a fan of Sean, actual Justice Warrior, to stalking people at Better Discourse events to now being talked about on your show.
	Like, give him credit for that.
	People are like, what?
	No, he's so.
	The only information I know about this guy is what you guys have said so far.
	No, he likes to be.
	Okay, so Monolith finds people.
	He has crushes on them, particularly women.
	He gets very limited to it.
	I'm pretty sure he's straight.
	No, he's definitely straight.
	He's definitely straight.
	He's definitely straight.
	He might be borderline autistic.
	I don't know what his heels.
	He's a nice kid, but he just needs to learn how to actually talk to people.
	And we do these dumb Twitter spaces.
	And he's in a great place to assassinate a former Japanese prime minister.
	He might.
	He might.
	Honestly, he's like, he's like fringe.
	You might be worried.
	But then he redeems himself and he buys things for people and brings them.
	And honestly, when I just saw him at the last conference, he knew when to kind of exit the conversation.
	That was like the first time he ever did that.
	So I think he's learning.
	But I don't know how he's made it to our conversations right now.
	Poor monolith.
	Anyway, I will send you his stuff.
	He's ridiculous.
	Well, we have this.
	I like monolith because his, I remember I went to the training monolith how to talk to women, and then the hot girls were having mock conversations with him and being like, hey, monolith, so what are you doing?
	And he'd be like, eating food.
	And that would just be like his, his, like, his like final statement.
	And they'd be like, no, you got to ask a question back.
	You got to say like.
	No, no, no, no.
	Stop.
	It was really.
	He also knows very weird things about having sexual relations with like plastic things that I've never even heard of.
	Hey, are you going to kick?
	Are we kink shamming on the show right now?
	I'm not king shaming.
	Maybe you're just a prude and this man is just an A.
	I might be.
	Yeah.
	Sounds like a typical woman take.
	We have Lord Pepsi said, Hell's from Eagle Rock, California.
	Take my recession bucks.
	Have a good show.
	Thank you so much for that.
	We have from Bill H said, the vids are in your show tweet now.
	If you'd like to check it, I'm on no post, so but I have sources.
	Wait, the vids are in your show tweet now.
	I don't know what that means, Bill, but DM me on Twitter because I don't know what that means.
	Met Kunis said, as a Leo, listen, I have no free time in my shift to worry about what Billy bought legally.
	I am more worried about firearm thefts leading to crime.
	People need to stop leaving their guns unattended in their vehicles.
	Let's be intelligent gun owners.
	Is that a real problem?
	Guns getting stolen out of vehicles?
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah, especially like in San Antonio, vehicular crime is super big because it's Texas.
	It's a big Texas city, and nobody breaks into houses around here because they know what's behind them, which is kind of cool.
	That's neat.
	But if people leave guns and cars, it's really easy.
	There's a lot of vehicular crime here.
	That's the problem.
	Oh, because you can't bring, you can't bring your gun in the car.
	So then, I mean, in the bar, so you leave it in the car, and then it gets stolen.
	That makes sense.
	Okay.
	People talk about it.
	You can allow guns into bars, but at the same time, it's like, okay, but you'll have people leaving guns outside of bars, and then you get guns easily into the hands of felons who can't buy them legally.
	Then you have this whole other fucking cascading issue that you never bring up, you know?
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	I think we have the last one.
	David donated, hey, gang, what's your iPhone account so I can go follow?
	I don't know what that, I mean, I know what iPhones.
	I don't have an iPhone account.
	I don't really even know what that is.
	What is that?
	I mean, I don't, did people use that after 2004?
	Is that a real thing?
	Well, it got a resurgence with the based Zoomers because apparently there was zero moderation at all.
	So like all of the super, super on PC shit.
	Like there are no rules there, essentially.
	It's just no man's land.
	It's kind of becoming like the meme 4chan.
	I don't have an iPhone account, but I get sent a lot of shit over there.
	I'm so happy.
	I think we have two more, and then we're good on that.
	Then I'll look it up.
	I love Helm.
	I don't know what that is.
	Okay, well, someone sent a question.
	Oh, which states have the best gun rights?
	I'm from Arizona, and our governor Ducey signed Arizona to a 2A sanctuary state.
	That would be for you, Brandon.
	I don't know that.
	Arizona's a pretty good one.
	Yeah, Arizona, Texas is pretty based, especially after we got constitutional carry.
	I don't know.
	There's a lot of, pretty much every flyover state's pretty decent.
	It's when you get to the states that are in the, you know, the Northeast, California, Oregon, Washington, all the, basically the shithole states that I get a rash if I'm in for too long.
	Those ones are the bad ones.
	Oh, I forgot to check.
	Okay, no, nobody sent anything in Cash App.
	Somebody did last time, and I was like, damn, that's like our one black viewer.
	That's awesome because black people prefer Cash App.
	That's a true statement.
	That's not a lie.
	It's a real true thing.
	Every time I've done any right in any neighborhood, they didn't take Venmo, but they did take Cash App.
	That's kind of true.
	I don't know what that is.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I buy drugs in sketchy neighborhoods.
	It's always Cash App.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I don't know what it is either.
	All right.
	I think, let me see if we guys have any memes.
	We'll end it on just a couple memes here as we wrap up this fifth live stream.
	I have no idea why I'm doing these for sure.
	Oh, yeah.
	Let me see.
	Can I bring this up?
	Do we have do I have Telegram here?
	Give me one second.
	Do we have Telegram?
	I don't know.
	Let me see if I can just type in t.me slash slightly offensive.
	T.me slash.
	I don't know what happened to this computer, but like it like just randomly.
	Okay, this is stupid.
	So I can't.
	So we have to download it for you.
	Fucking hell.
	The chat.
	Cash app is easy to spell.
	Oh my God.
	Oh my gosh.
	Are you serious?
	That's exciting.
	I'm so.
	Oh, that's, I'm so happy with you guys and disappointed with you guys at the same time.
	Oh my gosh.
	You better find this so I can go eat.
	Yeah, well, I'm trying to.
	I'm trying to.
	Oh, you know, let me just go over to Kez's screen or to your screen.
	What?
	This is so stupid.
	Why is it like, I've literally opened up.
	Look how beautiful Kez is.
	That's what I can see right now.
	100%.
	It's asking if I want to download this in English.
	I'm just trying to show the memes, the beautiful memes that you guys made, and it's not letting me access it from the computer.
	I didn't know you couldn't access it from the website.
	I thought you could access it on the website.
	In the chat, can I?
	Wait, we should talk about how in the last show I was on, people were like, oh, Elijah, he has girls that are around him that aren't affiliated with his wife.
	I'm like, if you know Elijah, oh, you know, anybody that's around him is around Kez.
	Like, I think I talk to Kez more than I talk to you.
	Yeah, they were like, why do you always have these?
	First of all, thank you for saying that I find good people to come on my show.
	But yeah, people get, people are like, you have all these people on your show.
	But, hey, what can I say?
	The ladies like to come on the show.
	It's not a bad thing.
	I'm like, I have no clothes.
	I'm stuck from the airport.
	They have my bags.
	And I'm like, Kez, come shopping with me.
	Like, no, everybody is probably more friends with Kez than they are, Elijah.
	So, like, yeah, Kez is because Kez is likable.
	I'm not really a likable person.
	Like, I'm like, I'm not that.
	I'm not feeling.
	That's not true.
	You're my spirit animal, though.
	Like, for like, I feel like I'm not that likable of a person.
	Polarizing is a good word.
	Yeah.
	I'm like, oh, you're likable to approximately 30% of the population.
	They love you.
	That's true.
	I was like, in fact, a lot of people don't.
	Here you go.
	We have a few.
	Now we can go to memes.
	I made it work.
	Okay, we've Elijah Schaefer as Paul Bart Mall Cop.
	Thank you for that.
	Don't mess with the kids.
	I do.
	Wait, wait, that one.
	All right, you take it off my screen because I got it.
	I can't, because you are so bad.
	I cannot.
	I can't show them all.
	Oh, we got this one here.
	This is from today.
	This is pretty good.
	I don't get that one.
	It's the guy with the mustache.
	I know.
	It's so good.
	And there's Brandon and there's Kez, and there's you.
	You don't know this guy with the big, but with the big butt?
	It's like a fake butt.
	So I'm not like, you know, though.
	It's a TikToker.
	I'm a really bad, like, pop culture kind of person.
	It's not my thing.
	Lisa.
	No, we're back to what we want.
	Check that out.
	No.
	Wow.
	And can you think of anybody more useless than the person who writes articles for no?
	Yeah.
	I can.
	No, I know.
	There's literally my favorite.
	There's literally my favorite.
	There's literally the articles, though.
	I will say this, though.
	It's not useless because that's how they can, they said they can justify having the magazine.
	Like, it's like, oh, but I'm reading it for the articles.
	Do you know that they send, okay, so this is weird.
	They send a hustler to every single congressman every single month and they send it and it would wind up on my desk of all people.
	They'd be like, Lisa, and it'd be like the Hustler magazine open to like a page with like a woman with like three boobs.
	But what she did have three boobs.
	I don't know if they were real or fake or whatever.
	She definitely had them, but I'm sure that wasn't just a copy of Total Recall.
	I'm telling you a thousand percent that I would get a hustler thing that was addressed to the congressman every month like clockwork.
	It'd be sitting on my desk and there's definitely no, no, no, just thought one time.
	It was scary.
	Oh, I just showed up.
	It always went missing.
	They, no, they always put it on my desk.
	Like, why am I the one that like needs to have the hustle?
	We almost like need it back.
	I have a pretty bad, I'm going to piss off certain groups of people who watch this, but it's like, can we go back to when like porn was just like, oh, like you're looking at titty magazine?
	That was like hustler is not just magazine.
	And now, well, I know for a fact now.
	Well, I'm saying, I'm saying like their magazines where now it's like the weird stuff that people have gotten into with the ability of the internet.
	Like you'd at least have to do like pretty mainstream stuff.
	Well, you'd have to do like, yeah, pretty much.
	Now it's like stepsister.
	Weirdest trend ever.
	There is like a girl and a daddy thing because it's like a power dynamic like this.
	I don't know.
	I'm cool with that.
	I'm really cool with that.
	Right.
	There is that.
	I'm not going to lie.
	It's like the you could tell these people have like sexualized like their stepsister or something forever or ever.
	Yeah, I don't understand it.
	It's just like everyone comes from broken families.
	It like makes like everyone has daddy issues, mommy issues, brother family issues.
	Like everyone's family is just like really mixed up.
	100% men with mommy issues is a thousand million more crazy than women with daddy issues.
	How do you mean?
	That's Bates Motel shit.
	Yeah.
	100%.
	Like it's so, it's weird, man.
	Well, we got this.
	Speaking of porn, things have gotten weird.
	Icon Mel in the closet, too.
	He was married to a woman, but in love with a man.
	Wow.
	Say dude never showed his photo.
	I never wanted to show the film.
	It's unreleased.
	It's just like his last video.
	It's unreleased, but it's there.
	Oh, I like this one.
	For a limited time.
	That's cool.
	Nice.
	That's actually not a bad one.
	That's kind of like that woman that ran for Congress, like naked, riding an oil pump.
	That's what that reminds me of.
	She did.
	Did you watch her?
	Like, there was some woman running for like State House and she was naked, literally naked, riding an oil pump.
	Yeah, where did you show me the website?
	Google it right now.
	No, I'm not going to get my stream pulled.
	I'm just saying for real.
	No, It's all blurred out.
	Brandon and I will have to share.
	Brian, you'll have to share me the link.
	If you Google it right now, I think it was like, yeah, this is, dude, think about this.
	This is horrible.
	There's this really hot woman naked driving in a car.
	It's horrible.
	Here's the Google link.
	Nobody looked it up.
	My name is Lisa.
	She was riding an oil pump.
	She was riding an oil rig topless.
	Yeah, listen, guys.
	My name is Lisa.
	And there's just this, like, there are these massive breasts on the screen.
	Now she's endorsing.
	Do not go there.
	You have to watch it.
	It was like land.
	No, she didn't want to.
	Because she started endorsing Dems and Libertarians because the GOP didn't like her anymore.
	What about the stripper girl running for Congress?
	I promise you, you have to watch it.
	She's in the stripper running for Congress.
	I'm not pulling up.
	No, no, no.
	I can't blur it out.
	I don't have the capabilities.
	I'm ghetto.
	It's already blurred out like anywhere you go.
	Just watch.
	Texas rep rides oil rig.
	Okay, don't go to my screen, Brian.
	Do not go to my screen.
	You're like, do not know.
	No, don't go to my screen.
	Stop.
	No, no.
	I need to see this real fast.
	Texas rep rides oil rigged.
	It's out there like I'm not kidding.
	And it is her titties are blurred out.
	She's probably not busy.
	Is that what you're saying?
	I am having to write titties in my Google search.
	No, you don't.
	You don't.
	Just say.
	Oh, my God.
	Texas.
	I wrote Texas Rep Rides Oil Rig Titties.
	I feel like I'm like, this is like my search where I got caught when I was like 10.
	You know, your mom's like, did you look up, who looked this up on Google?
	Texas Rep writes oil rig titties.
	This is a 10-year-old search.
	What is it?
	Did you see it?
	No, I haven't.
	Okay, there's no way you don't pull that up immediately.
	Okay.
	Let me see.
	Oil rig candidate nudity.
	There you go.
	I feel like, okay, so I have seen an article that says one candidate shows her breasts, another dies tragically, a third is accused of a gaffe.
	But I'm not seeing.
	Oh, my God.
	Stop.
	Harry'll do it.
	I live all of those things together in one article.
	I know.
	It's like people are clearly not clicking for the gaffe.
	Okay, wait.
	I think I'm finding it.
	I feel like nobody wanted to show it.
	I'm like a very good Googler.
	Here we go.
	It's like comes right up.
	What?
	I don't know.
	Is it blurred?
	It's blurred.
	She's got like.
	No, it's.
	Yes, it is.
	There's stars on it.
	Just no, still.
	It's the Daily Mail.
	I know.
	Stogner.
	Stonger?
	Stonger.
	Sarah Stogner.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Daily Mail.
	Hold the cave.
	Go.
	I just said we're getting all our videos age restricted, and you're like, hey, you ever see this person that she's running for office?
	Yeah, but titties are not a controversial talking point.
	And no one's like, hey, wow, you got nice boobs.
	I don't want to vote for you.
	That's not really controversial.
	You can't come up immediately.
	I was looking on the screen.
	It wasn't coming up.
	Oh, my God, Kaz here.
	I saw it.
	I saw it.
	I'm going.
	Good but fake.
	Where are we?
	Like, she's been.
	She dropped.
	No, no, I'm not talking about the ad was fake.
	Oh, oh, you're talking about the Daily Mail.
	Good but fake.
	Rep rides oil rig titties.
	Oh, my face is going off.
	Okay.
	One candidate.
	Oh, I'm back.
	Go to my screen.
	I'm back to this.
	Motherfucker.
	This is how you do this.
	If you're ever on a stream with your wife, just keep going to this article.
	I'd be like, oops, I can't find it.
	Baby, it looks like I'm just not going to be able to find it.
	Because, you know, wouldn't want to see those.
	Am I like a super Googler that anytime I Google stuff, it comes immediately up?
	Like, I don't know.
	Brandon, did you find the titties quickly?
	Yeah, tell you what, I'll send you the money.
	I wrote oil rig naked candidates.
	Send it to my Twitter.
	Send it to my Twitter.
	Yeah, I got you.
	Let me see.
	This is the most ridiculous ending to something ever.
	I just don't understand.
	It's not that hard.
	There you go.
	Dude, it's wild.
	Going back to the series.
	Yeah, go back real fast.
	See that?
	Look at that.
	We got this.
	Wow.
	That's a cool one.
	From a four to a one, but I'm but I'm baby, but I'm your four, huh?
	Oh, darling, yes.
	Uh, we got this one, got another Paul Port Molecup.
	It's so good.
	Uh, yeah, we got this one.
	You walked down the stairs today, and I was like, did that just happen?
	I like to keep people on their toes.
	Wait, hold on.
	Who's the person on the left?
	Um, that's monolith!
	No, because I'm saying I have Down syndrome.
	Guys, guys, guys, that's monolith in the middle.
	Swear to God.
	That's Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Oh, no, no.
	He looks like monolith.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Let me see.
	Let me see if there's any more ones.
	I think we're almost done with memes, and then we'll wrap up.
	Oh, this one's pretty nice.
	Oh, that's not.
	No, wait, hold up.
	Let me see this.
	This is pretty nice.
	Sponsored by My Medic with our child labor slave.
	You look good there, though.
	It's like you look good there, though.
	Oh, my gosh.
	It's just getting burned.
	All right, can somebody get a salt shaker?
	They warned me Satan would be attractive.
	It's true.
	I recently decided to stop smoking pot.
	I didn't do it a lot.
	I didn't do it often.
	No, I didn't smoke it.
	I would eat it sometimes to go to bed, and I decided that it was making me, I decided that it was making me like cloudy the next day, and there's got to be a better alternative than like something that doesn't affect you so much the next day to fall asleep.
	So I decided to stop eating weed gummies, which I was never doing in Texas, by the way, because it's illegal here.
	So that never happened.
	Well, do you know?
	I've actually started to do some of that, like the Delta 8 stuff.
	That's what I was doing, though, I think.
	I think, I think so.
	Let's just say it was.
	I'm pretty sure it was, but I was trying the Delta eight gummies and I felt like, but do it feel like it hits you the next morning?
	Because that's what it was.
	It was like, it will put you to deep sleep and you eat a bunch of snacks before you go to bed, which is not always good for the physique.
	But then you wake up and I'd feel like I'd sleep for like nine hours and I would just be like, not want to do much in the morning.
	I don't know.
	All right, I need some help.
	Honestly, what do salt shakers mean in the chat?
	I have no idea.
	Salt shakers.
	100%.
	Like, I don't know.
	Salt shakers?
	Please tell me.
	This is genuine.
	Like, I don't know.
	I've always wanted to know.
	I don't know.
	Can somebody please tell me what they mean?
	They're all over your chats all the time.
	You're going to have to open dictionary it.
	I did like this one, though.
	I did like this meme.
	You're about to receive your confetti of color.
	We do have confetti cannons.
	Oh, that's basically.
	The line that I used, the line that I used in the video at the very end for that bit was so much worse.
	It was like, give me back my fucking foreskin.
	Oh, my gosh.
	That's so ridiculous.
	No, but I was supposed to ask you.
	I don't know if anyone's in the chat.
	I feel like the Delta 8 and stuff, it's like, I feel like it definitely lowers your drive.
	Maybe not for some people, but I feel like you wake up and you just feel a little more willing to kick back the next morning, a little more relaxed, a little bit of a stress reliever.
	I haven't really noticed that.
	The only thing is, because we live kind of a weird lifestyle with what we do.
	And I'll sometimes have to record videos where I'll have to be really high energy and I'll record them at like 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock at night.
	And so it's really hard to wind down at a reasonable hour.
	And so I just want to just be knocked the hell out because I don't like, I don't like what pot.
	I've never liked it.
	It's not really just my thing.
	I don't care if anybody else does it.
	It's just not my thing.
	But I do know that those Delta 8 gummies knock me the fuck out.
	That's what I was saying.
	I'm not like a pot smoker.
	I wasn't like smoking joints, which I don't really care if people do.
	But what I was thinking, too, was that it was like the Delta 8 was like, oh, well, here's some way to use a weed variant to go to bed.
	But yeah, maybe you didn't know because that's I'm high strung and I have a hard time falling asleep.
	If you have any other remedies, people, to fall asleep or like they can help you fall asleep that doesn't involve being groggy the next morning, because even too much melatonin, I feel like that's why I tried something different.
	And I feel like melatonin also can make conscience will let you fall asleep.
	I have a funny story about weed gummies and delta.
	Well, that's not an option for some of us.
	For not having a bad thing.
	I was having a bad day one time.
	I was definitely having a bad day, and I was a little sad and down and out.
	And my friends are like, Lisa, just take these little gummy things.
	And they left them on my nightstand in the hotel that I was in.
	And they're take these, and you will fall asleep and feel better and not worry about anything.
	And I was like, Yeah, of course.
	Love that.
	Thank you for being such a good friend because they were being good friends.
	Well, I fell asleep without taking them, and my six-week-old puppy ate them and wound up in the emergency room for having THC poisoning.
	And then I felt like a degenerate, but they were trying to be good.
	So maybe I should have ate them and consumed them myself rather than let my dog eat them.
	I actually, I made weed brownies one time.
	I said, fuck you, I'm buying your house.
	I do love this.
	No, I did.
	One time, dude, one time I was house.
	Okay, I got to be careful when I say this because they never know this happened.
	I was house sitting for someone one time and I had made weed brownies.
	This is like quite a long time ago.
	Like I was probably like 19 or something.
	It was like 10 years ago.
	And I made weed brownies.
	I brought it because they didn't want any drinking in the house or anything.
	And so I was like, oh, I'll make a weed brownie and I'll like just eat a weed brownie and I don't want to like break their house rules.
	Well, they're little, you know, you know, those shitty little dogs that always have stuff in their eye.
	And it's like, clean that fucking dog's eye out.
	Whoever are white, you could see.
	Yeah, like they're just those, like, I don't know who owns those.
	You're arrested immediately.
	I don't like those people that own it.
	But it was one of those dogs.
	And I come and it was, it was a big brownie, probably could have fed like eight people, like taking guys out like Brandon and my weight, like pretty taking us out.
	It was very concentrated.
	That little dog ate half of it.
	And it was just standing there with its little shitty, dirty eyes going.
	Dude, they get sway.
	They start like swaying like this.
	19 hours.
	Yeah.
	I was like, why is my dog?
	And I was like gripping and walking in the wall.
	So I'm like, oh my God.
	They ate the things.
	Yeah, they ate the thing.
	Well, I will wrap this up here.
	Oh, thank you.
	Last one.
	I missed your live stream lives.
	I'd live for more of these in the future.
	Your show is one of the two shows.
	Shoes I watch every day.
	Well, man, you should stop watching shoes.
	That's very weird.
	They're for wearing on your feet, not for watching.
	You got the word confused, but thank you for the support.
	And we got another wrapped up episode five.
	I'm pretty sure this is episode five of the live streams, which will pick up steam over time because they're back.
	And I'm going to try to not be gone to make sure we can keep doing these.
	Lisa, where can people find you?
	Where can they follow you?
	Oh my God.
	At Lisa Elizabeth on Twitter.
	Super easy.
	My old boss made me get a Twitter account in 2007.
	So I'm like the oldest person that has Twitter.
	And then I might infiltrate your, I'll be on your show next Thursday.
	And then I might break into your live Saturday night.
	And you might.
	And Brandon, where can they find you?
	Where can they follow you?
	Oh, well, you can find me on YouTube at Brandon Herrera whenever I get off my forced vacation.
	Until then, you could probably find me flying to either the Keys or Vegas.
	I haven't decided yet.
	But I'll be back.
	And Kez, I'm getting Keys or Vegas.
	I would say it would depend on which one do you want to have a regretting flight home?
	It's always the flight home that's the problem.
	It's not the flight there because I feel like the Keys, you're going to be more relaxed.
	Vegas, you're going to be like, dude.
	Three days in Vegas is like torture.
	You feel like a degenerate like on day two and a half.
	So Shot Show is always in Vegas and it's always like, you know, four or five days long.
	So you're there for like five, five days, six days.
	Oh man, I've had some rough flights home from Vegas.
	You're in like a just a just disheveled.
	You look like I'm trying to make some healthier choices right now in my life because I started to notice that I look like I'm dying.
	So I've like cut off going to conferences and like I'm trying to like reduce like I want to get healthy and even like work on just a lot of things like not really being partying and just make some better choices because I'm like the life is starting to just like wear me down.
	But I will tell you, Vegas is always a great time.
	It costs way more money than you ever planned on spending there.
	And you always at least leave with one regret.
	Then it's not Vegas until you have one regret.
	It's one regret trip.
	I will say before I end this, there was two more memes that we'll close on.
	Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
	It's the pleats.
	It's actually an optical illusion in the pattern on the pants.
	It's not flattering in the cross region.
	We have that, and we have one more as well, which is here.
	I love this one.
	Masking kids is child abuse dance rig.
	I didn't like the dance rigs.
	We didn't outro Kez, though.
	No, I know.
	I said, I will, for us.
	For us, you can follow Kez at Crocs underscore on on Instagram.
	You can follow me everywhere too.
	This is the Mr. Mrs. Slightly Offensive.
	You can have it, and you can enjoy it.
	Anyway, thank you so much to the shit streamers who joined today.
	Brandon Herrera, Lisa Reynolds, and Mrs. Slightly Offensive as well as myself.
	You'll never know what look I'm going to bring to the show next week.
	And I think we're going to bring costumes back and some dumb shit on the show.
	We're going to start being retarded.
	I want to be there for that.
	I just didn't know.
	Well, this is the first stream that I didn't.
	Well, I've never drank on a stream.
	This is the first stream I didn't drink on.
	Yeah, you left me alone to do that by myself.
	Yeah, I usually drink stream, and then by the end of it, I'm like, I need pizza.
	And you're my drinking buddy.
	I know.
	I don't even drink that much until you come.
	I know, but I want to be healthy today.
	I went to the gym.
	The steam room is nice, and I'm trying to make some better choices.
	So we'll see what happens.
	Anyway, to all my drinkers, non-drinkers, pop smokers, non-pop smokers, Christians, and atheists, and to all of my white and black viewers.
	And I'll throw in Asians to you.
	You can get a shout out tonight.
	I hope you guys are having a great rest of your Saturday night.
	And as we always say here on Slightly Offensive, thank you so much for watching the Best Worst Show on Blaze TV, even though this is not on Blaze TV.

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