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July 22, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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TikTok Wants TO KILL Transphobic Parents! | Guest: Alex Stein & Benny Johnson | Ep 272

TikTok is at it again! This time, they are telling a trans-girl that “she” should have let “her" mom die in the wilderness because she was transphobic. It sounds crazy, but this growing trend of calling for the end of transphobic parents is spreading. Comedian Alex Stein joins as we look at trans demons crying about being misgendered by their parents. We also roast the weirdest stuff on the internet with our typical, slightly offensive humor. Afterwards, "Meme Lord Benny Johnson” calls in to discuss how Mia Khalifa says that joining OnlyFans is a better option than joining the military, while we break down the destruction of our military due to woke leadership and that sickly Biden guy. Don’t miss it! ________________________________________________________________ CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS:Show more MY MEDIC: You never know when you're going to need a medical kit, which is why the Slightly Offens*ve team always has one on hand. The MYFAK Pro is not your typical box of bandages, it comes with over 100 quality first aid and trauma supplies. Get yours today at https://mymedic.com/ and use promo code OFFENSIVE for 15% off and access to a FREE lifesaving online course! UNDERTAC: Men are being inundated with over-priced boxers, designed for testosterone deficient men, but here at Slightly Offens*ve we demand more. That's why we trust UnderTac. Head to http://www.getundertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. MY PATRIOT SUPPLY: Now is the best time to prepare for the future. Check out the brand we love most for preparedness and emergency food supply at https://mypatriotsupply.com/ Right now you can save $50 on their 4-week emergency supply food kit that will stay fresh for up to 25 years! Don't wait!! ScoreMaster: while you're at ScoreMaster, checkout their privacy feature that lets you swipe away the bad guys who sell your personal information. Go to https://www.scoremaster.com/offense ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ FOLLOW THE GUEST(S)⇩ Benny Johnson YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/bennyjohnson/videos Twitter: https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson IG: https://www.instagram.com/bennyjohnson/?hl=en Alex Stein INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/primetimest... TWITTER: https://twitter.com/alexstein99?s=20&... YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/AlexStein99 Kezia Schaffer IG: https://www.instagram.com/Krocs_on/ ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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So my mom's transphobia actually almost got her in a lot of serious danger yesterday.
I got a call from her around lunchtime and she was crying and she said that she was lost in the woods.
She was walking her dog and she tripped on a rock and she fell and she said she couldn't move.
She asked if I could come find her and get her and I said yes, absolutely.
But her phone was running out of battery so she wasn't sure how she was going to get me to find her when I got there.
Now I found this all out afterwards, but apparently someone on the trail found her.
So my mom asked them to wait at the entrance for her son and then direct me to her.
But when I got there the person apparently didn't know it was me, probably because I was dressed like this and looked like this.
Now thankfully I was able to find her after some searching and both her and the dog were okay.
But it shows you how transphobia can be dangerous.
And you bet your ass I'm going to use this example when it comes time to tell her about my name, Jay.
Welcome back to slightly offensive.
I'm your top 17 host Elijah Schaefer.
I mean, geez, are you a man or are you a woman?
I'll call that, we're going to call that a whoa man because it's like, whoa, a lot going on there.
It looks like a discount only fans like star that has to pay you to watch them.
And then at the same time, you definitely can tell that, you know, if you got too drunk at the bar and somehow God hated you and you ended up home with that, the night ends with a boing.
But I mean, what's so crazy about this is that this person that's in this outfit, we're back to classic Slightly Offensive today.
We are going to go very, very hard on people who look like women but can still get hard.
That's the reality.
That TikTok actually was saying that they wanted this person's parent dead.
And we have that and a lot more coming up here on Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color.
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I don't think I've ever gone all over my COC all over a guest like that.
I like it.
No, I kind of like it because you know.
It's been building up for a while.
Well, it's thinning.
I think it makes me look thinner, the more confetti.
You know, they say stripes is thinning, but I think it's confusing.
As long as your wife's watching, it's okay.
Yeah, well, she's with her boyfriend.
They're taking a nap right now.
This is actually when they nap usually in the afternoon.
Do you tend to sexually be sexually harassing people when they're around their loved ones?
You know, obviously, it's a little old news now, but I know that you had this near, like a near-death experience, but an NSE and your sexual experience with AOC, where she first wanted, like, she liked the comments.
She said the peace sign.
Later, she felt like, you know, she wanted to have sex with you, so she was angry.
Oh, of course.
Just look up the hashtag AOC loves Alex Stein.
It's a fact.
It's kind of like, you know, when you're in grade school and you're in elementary school, you kind of like punch the girl you like or the girl will punch you.
She wanted to punch me because she wants to do me.
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All right, let's check this out.
Okay, so this gets really crazy because let's just talk about this.
Trans awareness.
Like, I feel really bad about this because TikTok has gone to a new level.
And I hate this show because we keep being prophetic.
It's like how you can kind of just tell what's going to happen when you come on the steps of the Capitol building.
And maybe you got close, maybe just edged out, but you came onto them.
You went there.
You know what's going to happen.
We were talking about how eventually transphobia is going to be a death penalty sentence.
We talked about that.
We joked about it.
Like, actually, trans folks should be killed.
We should not allow them in our country.
It was a total joke.
But then, if you go to the comments of this video, this poor person's mom, like, obviously could have died in the wilderness.
It's very serious.
You need a medicine.
You need a mimetic pack, right?
Let's go to tweet one, Josiah.
If you go to the comments of this video, people were really upset that some guy saved this person's mom's life.
Somewhere people were like, people were like, oh, I would have been like, you'll be fine and hung up.
I would have left her in the woods and found the dog.
I'm sorry to say this.
One user said, but if it was my mom, I would have left her there, but that's just me.
Other users said things like, I would have left her in the woods.
I hope that she does that shit again and lives out her final decision.
And I mean, and it's even said, you're a better person than me.
I would have let her wait for her son.
It's like, your mom dead names and misgenders you, which by the way, are bullshit ideas.
I'm sorry, you can't be, there's no such thing as a trans identity.
You can't become a boy and you can't become a girl.
You can just mutilate your genitals and do your makeup like you're a clown, but you're not convincing anyone.
You could even keep the same vocal or voice tone.
TikTok has literally come to the conclusion where in gladiator games, your parent won't acknowledge a trans identity.
They're better off dead.
Like, I don't know about you.
I'm not shocked.
I just am like shocked.
That's allowed on TikTok, but saying that Donald Trump should be our president is not.
Yeah, well, you know, if you look up Sam Hyde, he did like a TED talk where he trolled him.
And in his thing, I think it was like, you know, whatever, Project 2020 or 2090 or something.
He was talking about the future.
And in his speech, he talked about how the government would have forced homosexuality.
And that's kind of what is almost happening now.
I mean, I know that sounds like it's impossible.
State enforced homosexuality.
Yeah, and it is so funny at the time.
You're like, oh, that's impossible.
But it's kind of like that where kids are basically like, if they think and they have a thought that they might be gay or they might be trans, it's like, all right, we're going to give you hormone blockers and gender reassignment surgery.
Even though you can't pick, you know, what you want to eat for dinner, you can't drive a car.
You literally can't vote.
You can't do anything else.
But if you want to cut off your penis, the state is not only going to help you, but we're going to pay for it.
So it's just weird, this, this, this.
It's execution.
Like, look at this.
Like, bring up the second tweet.
It's a lot.
It's not just like, it's not just like one page of comments.
It's a ton of comments, actually, that are there.
You have all these kids.
Imagine this.
You're like, I hope my kids are asleep right now.
It's from Libs of TikTok.
You know, it's like that old meme.
When we were younger, it's like, oh, I hope my son is enjoying his sleepover.
And then it's like, it would be like me dying of alcohol poisoning in a field at 3 a.m.
And now it's like, oh, I hope my kids are joining at their friend's house.
Them like plotting to execute somebody's parents for being transphobic.
It is crazy.
Go to that picture.
Look at this.
Some of these comments, can we zoom in on that?
I don't know if we can just zoom in.
You're far more forgiving of me.
I'd have left her there.
Yeah.
So a lot of these, I think there was other, I think we already read these ones, but these people, the overall consensus was if your parent doesn't acknowledge your invisible identity, your made-up identity.
Like, dude, I don't even believe that you believe you're a woman.
Like, I just don't convince you.
I don't even believe that this is a real story because they say, okay, my mom fell in the woods, wanted me to come into the woods to find me, to help me, to help the mom.
Someone stumbles along the mom, and instead of helping the mom, the mom says, wait at the entrance of the park to tell my son to where I am to come and help me.
Wouldn't you just help them to the entrance of the park?
This is Jesus.
This is the stupid, like, this doesn't make any sense to me where I'm just like, this is Jussie, remove my dick, no regrets.
Yeah, I mean, this is a, this is a LARPing.
People want to be the victim.
And, and, you know, actually, I'm not surprised because, like, my dad doesn't even understand what I do.
So I can see why, like, people, like, have animosity towards their parents, especially if they're changing their whole gender, you know?
So obviously, she, him, whatever, shim, she's just throwing their parents under the bus.
It sounds like a shit.
Well, look at this, but trans people are multiplying this.
Trans person has also very beautiful trans friends who, by the way, definitely look like real women because, you know, trans people are all doing a really good job at convincing the public.
I mean, this is why I got to give some respect to Blair White.
At least Blair White makes me confused.
These people, on the other hand, they're creating transphobia.
You got to see these people.
No, I'm on the Jerry Springer side.
Jerry Springer made a living of like one of his big things on the show is like, I slept with a woman.
No, not or I slept with a man not knowing because the transgenders on those shows would kind of pass, even though if you really look, they wouldn't.
My point being is I think that's almost worse if they look so much like a girl than you sleep with them and you don't know.
I'm not trying to sleep with them.
Oh, I know, but I'm saying like it's like Blair White.
I'm not even trying to sleep.
I'm not trying to throw Blair White under the bus, but it's kind of like she looks so much like a girl that it's like, wait, okay, you've taken this too far.
At least like talk like Caitlin Jerner.
Yeah, like you don't know if her fiance is.
Is it a him or her?
You have to give us a hint.
If you're going to transition your sex, we deserve a little hint.
You deserve to have an Adam's apple.
You can't, you know, fully fool us because then that's just, you know, that's bait and switch.
I don't like that.
Well, okay.
Well, they're good.
We're not having a problem.
Let's go and play a video too.
We don't have to play this one with sound, but this person, this is why I think it is cap too.
I think this person actually, unless you start using Gen Z words like cap just to piss off the younger kids.
Yeah, no cap, homie.
If you guys can put in comments, phrases that piss off your children, we'll start using them in the show intentionally just to make people angry.
And then you should like play clips for your kids when you're watching it with them and then like start using the phrases too if you don't know them.
We're going to start making us a phrase like hype beast.
We need to get him.
What are some of the other?
I mean, he should be able to tell us all the phrases.
We used to call each other nibbas.
Yeah, I would never say the n-word.
I've never said it in my life.
The only thing.
I know, but I'm just saying.
I don't even want to insinuate that because let me tell you something.
George Floyd's the greatest American hero in the world.
And if we ever do anything to discourage him or to say anything bad about him, it would be the worst crime in all of American history.
So I love you.
Thank you.
And I'm R.I.P. George Floyd, two years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was going to say, really stuck his neck out for us.
Well, and we were saying this.
We were actually talking about this earlier because you know, like I kind of think like you said it's the year of primetime 99, but you were kind of like the year of George Floyd in a way, you know, that's when you blew up.
Not that you weren't, you know, creating content before that, but like I think that was some of the most monumental work you've done.
So, in a way, when I talk about COVID, like ruined my life, but it also kind of propelled me into this forefront, like it like radicalized me.
That's what the left-wing will say.
For you, George Floyd kind of radicalized you in a weird way.
Well, yeah, I was like, George Floyd end up getting my back even when the police got his the wrong way.
You know what I mean?
Like, at least mine was a positive backhand experience.
Uh, I will say, yeah, I mean, I will, dude, I'm just gonna say these the young people that wear hoodies, which I figured this out.
You know, there's a rise in crime everywhere around the country.
I'm seeing all these videos, and I finally figured out what the commonality is between all these criminals breaking into these places.
They're all wearing hoodies.
Is that what I mean?
So, if we outlaw the hoodies, if we get rid of the hoodies, the crime will stop.
And everyone's like, wait a second, are you serious?
You finally figured out some sort of a connection?
Because I thought there wasn't.
It was just like randomly people were just like committing violent crime.
And I go, well, I'm not a racist.
I don't want to point out race because obviously it has nothing to do with it.
And there's, you know, crime stats make you a bigot.
So I'm like, there's got to be a commonality.
And obviously, everyone knows fast fashion is evil.
It's wasteful.
We're trying to save the environment.
Boom.
It's these hoodies.
And because you know you can't reuse the hoodie, also you could be identified and we can figure out who you really are.
So you have to keep changing the hoodie.
So I blame fast fashion for all of this.
And I blame the garments.
By the way, if it's summer and someone's walking into your store in a hoodie, they're probably a criminal, just so you know.
Yeah, you saw you actually said that there's some meme where a guy was wearing a hoodie in like 110 degree heat yesterday.
Like, why is this guy?
I'm just saying, why are you wearing a hoodie with a mask on and like 200 degree heat?
It is a little weird.
Well, and these are people that might want to put on masks and wear hoodies.
It might save them a little bit of discrimination.
Let's go ahead and look at video two.
This person has a trans support.
I'm not, that's what you meant by don't try to fool us.
The jawlines are where they're more.
The second one has a more masculine jawline than me.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, like they're, they're, they're not that.
I mean, they're, they're not, they're not fooling anybody.
So I know.
I don't hate them.
I actually don't hate anybody, but honestly, like, no, neither do I. If you want to, if you're an adult and you want to wear a dress, go ahead.
I know people on the conservative side that say don't do that.
So I actually think you should let your freak flag fly.
But it's like, we also shouldn't like, you know, con people into thinking that we're something that we're not.
And then they sleep with you and you realize you have a dong after you make out with them.
Well, you know what's really sad about this, babe, and you know this is that I found the video.
I'm starting to get back into this where I'm going to just research and like unnecessarily autistically like go deep into people's like social profiles and find shit that probably is like a waste of my time.
But they actually put a video up of what they looked like before they transitioned.
And I guess when you see the before, it's actually a pretty good job.
Like it's almost kind of like when you see somebody, like they're restoring a car or like a house and it doesn't look completely finished.
But then you see the before picture and you're like, wow, you've actually made a lot of progress.
Like maybe you still have holes in the drywall and the ceiling is leaking, you know, condensation.
But the real, the reality was that there was a deer living in your living room, you know, and there was like moss growing before.
You've, you've made some progress.
Can you put this up real fast?
But Elijah, everybody knows every home renovation show or Pent My Ride, the best part is the end, the before and after.
You know what I mean?
That's obvious.
That was him before.
He looks like a nice young man right now.
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, he looks like a guy that could get some girls.
I really, I really struggle with the hair.
I feel like men will never understand women's hair or how to do it.
And I feel like every transgender, their hair just looks greasy and like probably flaky.
And it's so disgusting.
I hate it.
I don't know if it's like genetics that men's hair just feels different or looks different the way that it grows, but that look at put it how to do it.
That's the hairline.
We have like receding endless.
Also put the hair.
Look at the hair.
Why is it done?
Like, who does their hair like that?
It is really atrocious.
And you know, his mom was, you know, proud.
He's a young looking, nice kid or nice young man.
And then he starts to wear the dress, and obviously he's not passionate about it.
So sad.
I know.
You know, as a parent, you're kind of like.
You have to grieve the loss of your son.
Yeah, you kind of feel like it's your fault, I bet.
Oh, 100%.
Well, like, and that's what I was like, I was like, okay, I've been trying to retire the word based because ever since Brad Palumbo is that a bad word.
Because I used based on the words.
No, listen, listen.
So it, so I want to do to Gen Z's lingo what Brad Palumbo did to the word based.
So he's like a gay, like mainstream media commentator.
I got nothing against him.
He's a very nice person, right?
But like he created this show called like based politics and then like redefined the word based.
He's like a Fox News guy.
And I think it just lost, like I just, it lost it for me.
Like, I don't know.
He took it and he's using it seriously.
Not yeah, like based politics.
And like based means like being a gay conservative or something.
And I don't, I don't know.
Not based in reality, but being a gay, correct.
It was, it was a it basically, um, you know, based was just like Floyd walking around minding his own business.
Based happened to have used a $20 bill they shouldn't have.
Based met Derek Chauvin, who is Brad Palumbo.
And let's just say, between the neck, the knee, and the future of the word, it's over.
It's over.
I rioted.
So I'm the one who created the riot.
I said, we're over.
We're not doing this anymore.
We've lost it.
They lost its life.
Base lost its life.
But I will say, yeah, so like, but here's what's crazy.
Here's what's crazy is that this person, the parent, though, I don't know what word to say, just like not acknowledging that your kid is living in a world of make-believe, good for them.
Even they're about to die.
I know like if this story was real, it's like, you're willing to die on the hill.
Literally, you're, you're, think about the reality of this.
You're actually on a hill and you're dying.
Yeah.
You're going to die on a hill to not acknowledge your kids made up, fundamentally screwed up, socially constructed, make-believe gender identity.
Helly, can we get some confetti?
Like a round, can we get like a little round of applause for that parent?
Willing to die on that hill.
Yeah, literally about to, and I don't believe that's true.
There's a hill of truth than reality.
Yeah.
But that story.
I'm not going to give that up.
But it's fake.
That's why that's why the T's always have the L's.
That's what we should say.
T always ends in L because it's like the problem is trying to make their parent look horrible.
Like, as a parent, I'd be like, you literally just said I was about to sacrifice my life not to acknowledge your bullshit.
Thank you.
Well, it's an Owen Benjamin joke, but the LGBs carry the T's.
You know what I mean?
It's literally they do all of the heavy lifting.
And the T's clearly carry their D's.
Well, I'm just saying the T's, they take all the credit or they get all the attention, but really it's like, you know, a movement that was created by the LGBs, you know, the lesbian, gays, and bisexuals.
And the T's are getting all the credit for it.
It's kind of a little unfair to the gay.
And the black T's, the disabled black T's.
Yeah.
But like, here's what I think too: is, yeah, the T's thing, the T is like, we need to get back to a different kind of argument about T, like a Boston, you know, Boston trans party?
Well, no, no.
Like, I liked America when the tea we were arguing over was the actual like one we put in our cup.
You know, we like pushed the barrels over.
I don't even know if that really happened.
It might have just been some American lore, but it's like, you know, we have to do that.
Wait, you like that confidential?
Because I've heard that concept party party.
Party didn't even happen.
I don't know.
I like to, I'm kind of anecdotal or whatever.
Yeah, I will just say it's like we've always been fighting over tea.
It's just like we just added too much extra complication, but you're never going to believe this.
So I decided to look up this person's TikTok account and find back and look at them.
If we can go to that webpage right there, it's so important.
We'll have to zoom in on it.
But the person put their occupation, this, this, the trans.
Trans teacher.
Go to the page.
Go to the page.
Better not be a school teacher.
Can you zoom in on the upper corner?
Oh my gosh.
I didn't even know that.
Trans teacher.
I didn't even know that's already on the microphone.
Wow.
19k floor.
Wow.
They love being teachers and they also love not teaching for free.
That's always like, if I'm going to have to spend my time educating you and teaching you about pronouns and a bunch of made-up stuff, I should get paid for it.
Like, you need to pay me or something like that.
You know how they get really upset about having to educate people, but people, everyone's just like so confused.
Like, you're a man wearing women's clothes.
Like, this is really bizarre.
And they're like, But yeah, they love teaching us and they love getting cranky about teaching us, too.
Well, and you know, it's like I always kind of like respect teachers, but at the same time, these teachers' unions are so terrible.
And a teacher only works 180 days of the year.
You know, they get half the year off.
They actually kind of have a cush job.
So that makes sense why all these people would want to be teachers.
Like, they only have to work half the year.
Literally, it's usually state so that you can get your trans surgeries paid for.
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Well, I was injured.
My generals were injured in a fire.
Recognize suddenly, it's like you tug, you tuck it between your legs, and suddenly you're like, I gotta go make up a story about my mom on TikTok.
Sometimes I thought your mom's dead.
It's like, we're just making things up now, man.
We are making up the man tuck, the man tucking.
Well, you have to look at you have to look at this story.
So I actually was watching Chris Farley's documentary.
I've seen it a bunch, but Michael Myers told this story about how every time after Saturday Night Live that Michael Myers is one of the few guys that shower and that Chris Farley would always run with a man gina in the shower and hug him.
You guys type in Michael Myers Manchina, Chris Farley.
That makes me feel uncomfortable.
It makes me feel kind of uncomfortable.
Chris Harley was so funny, and like he was like, some people pay.
Well, people pay to watch that now.
It's like, I mean, people have to pay for that now.
The mangina?
It takes a while to tuck it back there.
It's very uncomfortable.
Yeah.
Well, have you seen some of those titans?
Like, you know, it's got to be after hot water, so at least there's like a little bit of like elasticity.
Well, I think Taylor was at an event where the guy was one of those drag queen story times for children, and the guy was tucked.
And from the reverse side, he had a big old clunk of, you know, corned beef hash in the back or whatever you want to call it.
It's an eggs and bacon hanging out the bed.
Listen, listen, listen.
Yes.
Listen.
Okay.
When we went to a, we went to, we, we have more on this trans stuff, but when I went to uh, dude, okay, here's an event I'm gonna go, we'll go do together because it's gonna start back up, uh, I think this year, later this year, RuPaul's Drag Con in LA.
It's the well, there's one in Dallas coming up, and okay, well, I'm planning something with you.
Have you been before that?
Yes, wait, listen, I did a video there, but I'm gonna say, I went there and they showed me how tucking underwear worked.
And I gotta say this, my respect for the trans community went way up because I think if you ever wear those underwears, your vocal cord is gonna go, oh, because you're pushing something in between, and that is tight.
And I'm like, damn, girl, it's gotta be bad for men to do that, right?
Like, wow, does that have helpful?
But if you're tucking every single day, does that have long?
That's the greatest tuck I ever seen, boy.
Well, they're doing it again, boy.
Like, what's the long-term studies about how that like does that teaching?
Hey, we need to, we need it.
We did it.
We did a dude.
You and I, listen, I, because I have, I have my biology background and I have a, I have stuff with the NIH.
We need to get grant money to study an educational course to teach toddlers about the long-term future effects of tucking and breastbinding and breastbinding for toddlers.
And it's like, dude, I bet you we can get a million dollars to do like, that's the next level.
Rather than getting a bunk study and putting it into a journal, let's get literally a million dollars from the NIH to study something that doesn't even matter.
I'm sure they're going to give alt-right, proud boy-affiliated Elijah Schaefer, Alex Stein, a million dollars to prove that, you know, cutting your tits off is not good.
No, I will, yeah.
Oh, yeah, don't Google me.
What is this?
Let's see.
I don't know if we can get this more in the screen.
Can we just zoom out a little bit there?
Let's see.
Let's back out.
I think this is teaching kids how to tuck as well.
Tucking may be mildly uncomfortable, but it shouldn't be painful.
Don't force your genitals to move.
If you're having difficulties or experiencing a lot of discomfort, stop, take a break, and return later.
Yeah, it sounds like this is something you probably shouldn't do if it's going to be like painful, uncomfortable.
Oh, use medical tape.
Yeah, they were teaching kids this sexual health, a snug pair of underwear, a gaff if desired for a second layer.
You know, we used to just call this ring a cup.
Like when I was in baseball, you would just like get, you know, position your junk.
But now, this is the kind of thing, like, you're in your house now.
Your kid is like, you talked about the sleepovers, but you're like, hey, where's our tape?
Like, you're looking for your tape in your house.
Did somebody remove tape?
Did you see that Target, that one trans person would say, oh, Target is selling like a bra that is a breastbinder?
Bra.
Yeah.
Dude, I asked people in LA if they would give a shout out to my nephew who's a gay and wants to be in a sexual relationship.
He's like seven.
I kept going lower, and they all kept encouraging him.
And then I got people to condemn conservatives for being upset at Target, which is not, this is not real, by the way, fact checkers, for creating chest binders for toddlers two to four years old.
And it's like, imagine it's like, like, like a child binder.
What is it?
Like your dad's sock pulled over your torso?
I mean, you're joking.
They want people to transition as soon as possible.
And see, that's why we actually have this technology is because, I mean, I remember learning this in college, you know, forever ago, is that there are a few people that it's a very small percentage of children that are born intersex, right?
Where they have both male and female.
So, no, I'm just saying.
Yeah, but wait, honestly, I want to clarify this scientifically for people too.
The rate of intersex of Klein filters of this sort of like, I won't use any scientific terms, but having multiple different types of sex chromosomes or like variations.
To clarify to people, just like autism, where like they say one in 30 people have autism, but one in 30 people aren't like unable to like live on their own, have severe autism.
There is an amount of people that have Klein filters, like a small percentage of the small percentage genuinely have like a very severe genetic demorfation, like an actual problem, where a lot of people just like they'll think they're maybe a little bit, a little bit autistic, and then they do like some sort of sex chromosome testing and then they find out, oh, they're actually Kleinfilter.
So there's a little bit of like an issue with like something as simple as a little hormone imbalance.
You may develop a little feminine or a little masculine, but like even when they go, oh, it's like 0.0, you know, 0.1% of people have Klein filters.
It's like, no, it's not a test.
Well, like, it's just the test.
Yeah, they might have an anomaly in their sex chromosome, but it's not like expressing itself into a way where they're literally like transgender.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's not, that's such a small portion that you can like study them.
No, I agree.
But my point being is like, that's why they have the medical procedures and that's why they have gender reassignment, hormone therapy, yada, yada, yada, is because it was based originally for intersex children.
Because some parents would, like I said, very rarely, they would have to decide, oh, maybe we should cut off the test season and start giving them, you know, hormones at the start.
And they would say medically that it's better to start them off as soon as possible, you know, if for them to guess, you know, grow up and be a woman or be a male, whatever hormones you're going to give them.
So that's why in this day and age, they want to, even though these kids that are just having gender dysphoria, they want to get them on as early as possible because in the past with the medical intersex kids, they want to get them on the bottom.
That's even debated again.
That's still debated, dude.
I'm telling you the truth.
Oh, I know.
I know.
I'm not saying it's right.
No, no, but the medical diagnosis is they want to get you on it as soon as possible.
And that is transitioning now to kids that want to transition, which is.
Have you met people with Klein filters?
I met Jamie Lou Curtis and I saw.
It's like, you mean Hillary Clinton?
I think I saw her once.
But I was gonna say, I like, because I took a class on like we're it's uh specifically on genetic abnormalities and this sort of expression, right?
And so, Kleinfelters have studied it very deeply, and I've seen a lot of hermaphroditic type appendages and things.
Now, they always usually express one way or another, they're usually primarily female or they're like feminine male or their breasts are small, they're just usually taking a hormone, though.
Yeah, well, I'm saying, like, like in extreme cases, but the interesting part about the trans the trans the trans idea, we don't call that trans because that's an actual testing.
It's a genetic disorder, it's it's it's an anomaly, um, which is rare.
And I don't mind, dude.
If I had a friend who was like, like, and I, this is gonna upset even our Christian audience.
Like, this is the one point where, like, if I, if someone had all the sex chromosomes, I don't know, spiritually speaking, if they were like bisexual, if that would even go against the Bible, like, I don't know how that works.
It's like you're man and woman.
I don't understand the sexuality part, but it's not necessarily connected to sexuality.
They often choose one or the other, and that's that's a genuine thing.
They feel more male or feel more female, and they often regret their parents' decision when they get older of which one they chose.
But I do want to say this: that in the midst of all of that being said and done, is like that is no equation to being the modern transgender.
Exactly, there's no equation.
Thinking you're born in the wrong body is not literally having DNA that makes it confusing.
And I'm totally cool.
I would have a co-host that if I had someone on here that looked, you couldn't tell if they were a boy or a girl and they had Kleinfelters.
I would, that's not them.
They're not mentally ill.
If you have a genetic disorder, it doesn't mean you're mentally ill.
It doesn't mean you have like a mental problem.
It means you have a genetic issue.
Just like it doesn't mean you're retarded just because you're, you know, can't walk.
Like, you have a physical disability that is causing an issue.
But I could be friends with you and I would respect you.
If you, if you looked like a guy and you wanted to go by female pronouns or be called a girl's name and your DNA said that you were like mixed, I'll acknowledge it.
But if you just want to tuck your dick between your legs with dad's, you know, duct tape, sticky tape, and make up stories about your mom dying.
TikTok.
Denied.
Acknowledgement denied.
I don't exactly.
I acknowledge you exist.
I just don't acknowledge that the reality you live in is real.
Yeah, I tend to agree with you on that.
And now you see like a lot of the gender reassignment clinics are closing down in Texas or whatever.
I think there's like 27 or don't quote me on that.
Now there's less.
But now these big mainstream hospitals are taking in huge wings where they can reassign children's gender.
So it's weird how much, you know, one 100th of 1% of people that are born, like you said, intersex, whatever the number is.
Now it's, you know, these huge wings are getting all this funding so they can get six and seven-year-olds that saw a video on TikTok and now they want to be a girl, the hormone surgery.
So that's where it gets really, it's been corrupted.
Well, you know, it's evil.
Let's go ahead and look at this.
So it's not that we have other cool parents who are willing to die on a hill.
This is like the such a, I would be so happy if this, if this was my kid, I would not be happy.
But if I saw this video, I'd feel like at least there's some redeeming value to my parenting.
Because you know, it's not just about like transgenderism.
It's about being unhappy with who you are and how you were designed.
And it's like, it's like a the reason why so many young people are identifying as trans, right?
Why it's so popular is because we've deconstructed a society that helps young boys know what it means to become a man and young women know what it means to transition into becoming a woman, like a young girl.
So women are so blunt.
Yeah.
So when you don't, when you don't know what it's like, you don't have good structures and you don't have healthy examples.
You know, if you're like a guy and you're like, hey, I don't feel like playing sports and like I feel more like playing with dolls and you buy your son a G.I. Joe and not a Barbie and you say, here's a military.
That's totally fine.
Here's some Legos.
Why don't you start building Legos?
It's okay.
Not every guy's athletic.
You don't have to play sports.
Let me involve you in swim.
You know, like you would take the kid and be like, let me find a different path towards being a man that still involves building and tit camaraderie.
Let me put you in some Lego building competitions, you know, like so you can compete like and learn how to do that.
You might be a little weaker, whatever, but look at this.
This is, this is, this is the, this is where they want us to go.
Let's play video four.
Because I came out as trans non-binary and told my family my name and my pronouns 1.5 years ago.
Tattooed him on the face.
This looks like I could potentially be an attractive person, right?
There's good physiogamy in terms of like imagery.
In the 60s, you weren't even allowed to get a face tattoo.
They would think that you had a mental disorder.
And now it's like every single TikTok rap or SoundCloud rapper has, you know, the facial tattoo.
So I think that still is a sign of a mental disorder, personally.
I really feel like tattoos, like I think for men, it's probably a little bit different, but when I see women who tattoo their whole bodies and they keep going, I feel like that's got to be a form of self-harm because it is.
And it's just like these stupid little taco butterflies.
You're permanently putting this on your body and it looks awful.
And you see them, they try to wear a beautiful dress and they've got just these hideous markings all over their bodies.
And I honestly think it's like, it's like self-harm because it hurts to get tattoos.
And then you have this permanent thing, like people who cut themselves and they have these scars or whatever.
I think it's that's what I'm saying.
Do you have a tramp stamp?
You have to do that.
Well, such as I say, I like a girl to tramp stamp because I know they're easy.
If you have a lower back tattoo, it's kind of like a flag.
Like, yeah.
Primetime 99 trying to become prime time 69.
I am scared.
I'm married to 69 a little bit.
I'm not going to sit here and lie.
I'm 69 and I will 69 in the future.
That's a fact.
Prime time 69.
69.
On the ground.
All the time.
On the ground.
No, but like, okay, but go to this.
So like it is, it is getting out of hand.
There's this new movie coming out.
Do you see it's called They Them?
Let's watch.
So it's about a horror movie at a gay conversion camp.
Like, look at this trailer.
Let's watch video 4.1.
I don't know where we got those numbers.
So good.
It's a great day to be alive, isn't it?
Oh, it's Kevin Bacon.
Oh, Peacock.
Oh, that's called Peacock.
We're at a gay conversion camp.
Good morning, Joe.
The normal people of a bad one.
You're not happy.
Maybe you don't fit in.
People make fun of you.
The fact they got Kevin Bacon is a pretty big deal.
I mean, he's an A-list actor.
So he's the villain.
Wait, this actually kind of might want to see this now.
There's no judgments in this room.
Sometimes Oisha was invisible.
They see them.
I would understand it a lot more if there was Bible thumping and queer bashing.
Do you even believe in any of this?
Wow do you think your parents are disappointed in you sometimes so what do you do You try to make yourself special.
You become they.
I don't understand exploring traditional gender roles.
Look how long they've been doing this.
It's time to play.
This could get a lot worse.
Where's my killer?
We need to get out of here.
Oh, so they kill him at the place instead of they scare him the gay out of them.
I'm not.
This is what happens to you if you become a they-them.
Just enjoy the sunshine and work on your tent.
They slap.
Can I just say this, though?
Because people learn from movies.
Like, well, I'm not against censoring artwork and things like that.
It's also just like, this is what we're talking about, gay conversion camps.
Like, you know, I don't imagine though, right?
I mean, that is weird, don't we think?
You know, I don't really know what a gay conversion camp is, so it's really hard for me to like talk about it because I don't know what that means.
And I don't know.
I think the media probably has misrepresented it.
But I would say, like, if there's a parent who has a kid who feels confused and maybe they're like in a broken home or they don't know something and they want to help them or they're Christian and it's a religious camp and they want to talk to their kids about sexuality, that's really going to come down to your worldview.
I don't think it's weird if you're like trying to counsel kids and help them and understand who they are.
And there's a camp that's specifically to connect kids with other kids.
Maybe they feel suicidal.
Like, hey, here's other kids that are confused and let's work on this together.
I think that's completely fine.
But I think.
you know, if you're taking kids to a camp and you're killing them for their pronouns, we might have crossed the line.
That is weird.
I guess we might have crossed it.
My point being is I think that's probably good for kids, even though I'm kind of anti-psychoanalysis, but maybe them getting some counseling stuff, that could be good.
But have you ever seen, I think of Sasha Baron Cohen, obviously his politics suck, where he does talk to like the adult gay conversion guy and he's still clearly a homosexual.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
The clip.
I don't know, but I think, but I know what you're talking about.
I think a tiger can change his stripes.
I don't even change my voice.
Where do I help these kids?
I know what you're talking about.
It seems like a fruitless endeavor.
Yeah, I see what you mean, but I think you can choose how you want to live your life.
And I think like, even in Australia, they made it like illegal to, if you're someone who is gay and you want to go to a therapist and because you're like, I don't want to be gay, I'm whatever.
Therapists can only affirm that they can't be like, no, you're not gay.
They're not allowed to do that.
It's illegal.
I don't want all the logistics.
But it's, and it's really getting serious where you can't even, if you're like, look, I'm having these gay feelings or whatever.
I want to talk to someone about it.
Maybe you were like, I remember this one time I worked in a boarding school and this young guy came to me and he was saying, I think I'm gay or whatever.
And I was like, okay, just a young, young boy.
And he tells me this whole backstory about how he was raped by a man, all this sort of stuff.
And the other kids around that were listening were like, it's okay to be gay, all sorts, you know, trying to be really encouraging.
And I'm thinking like he needs to, like, being raped by a man, if you're a young boy, would really mess with your mind.
And to make something like that better, I think it would be easier to be like, well, maybe I'm gay.
You know, maybe it was okay because I'm gay.
And I think there are some people who are genuinely gay and whatever, but there are some people who have had a traumatic event or something.
And I'm not just going to affirm, oh yeah, you're gay.
If that's if maybe it's the way that you're dealing with a trauma or a sexual abuse situation.
So I think that people should be able to explore and be like, okay, are you really gay?
What's triggered these feelings?
All this sort of stuff.
Because you can't just affirm anyone who feels that way because I don't think, I think there's just a lot of confusion in that whole area.
You can't just go around saying, oh, you kind of feel like you could be gay.
Yeah, that's absolutely your gay.
You might just not, that just might not be the case.
The same as the trans stuff, though.
That's what I'm saying.
Like rather than just being like, hey, actually figure out your own life.
You know, like, like, that's my point.
You go, figure it out.
Are you really trans?
What's going on?
It's like, we just want everyone to like know their sex life immediately off the bat and just understand things, realizing that with molestations, porn, all these types of things, a lot of things can really trigger and change the way that you think and who you are.
I mean, some people go even like, it's not just sexuality in terms of like gay or straight.
Like this is terms of like even race.
Some people go through a yellow fever phase.
Some people go through, right?
Some people like big, big booty Latinas.
Yeah, I still like.
Yeah, but if you're a victim of sexual trauma, that can create a lot of confusion.
You might not actually be, you know, so I think that's a very fair statement.
Yeah, I think I agree with that.
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I do want to say this, though.
He's like, the reason why I think it's kind of weird is that the queer community, can we just go back to calling it the queer community?
Because to me, queer just means a little bit like off or weird or different.
And like, can we just be like, oh, they're queer?
Like, they're just different.
Maybe you're a little bit gay.
Maybe you're bisexual.
It doesn't really matter.
You're just queer.
You're just.
LGBTQIA plus 26798.
No, but it is better.
So like what I meant is like their own community, right?
Can't keep, they keep redefining themselves.
But then they tell us, well, we want to define people as young as possible, but they go their whole life going from bi to gay to straight to trans.
And they switch, which I think the weirdest movement I've seen was the gay community used to reject God.
And now we've seen them like transcendentally change their entire worldview about God and bring God back into the picture.
And now, rather than being gay and saying God loves gay people, now God is gay.
We have this weird.
God has always been gay.
That's what they say.
How did he get himself pregnant and create the world?
There you go.
And that's what I mean.
Like, that's what that's what they say.
That's what they say.
He's like, no, I never heard him say.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you would.
No, no, he deserves to piss off everybody.
I just think that's funny, though.
They say that.
Like, oh, God is a gay guy.
I'm like, oh, my gosh.
We have this weird queer slam poetry where it's like, they've rejected God, but now we know God is queer.
Let's watch video number five.
My God is a queer God.
Yeah, I've seen that.
Now, a queer space is a safer space.
Is in allyship with the universe because my God is self-reflexive and knows that it is not always a safe space for everyone at every moment.
And it may be an ally to one entity and a trigger to another.
So my God is working in solidarity with everything all at once and that capacity doesn't fit inside a bodied box.
My God is outside the outside of a timeless clock.
My God is indefatigable.
My God is intersectional.
My God is awake and alert and stays woke because it once created the universe and it still encompasses the earth.
My God knows that it is not always seen as a God.
That not everyone blesses how it transforms day into night and back and sometimes forward.
And my God knows that it is questioned and doubted and questioned and shamed and pushed back and called out Out and called in again.
My God rocks transformative justice.
My God knows that restoration doesn't do enough in dismantling injustice.
My God knows the difference between prefix and suffix because my God invented Latin and language and knows that even language has repercussions and even language is transgressive and even language doesn't properly contain stuff so annoying.
Shutting with justice?
My God, my God.
Yes, you're, I don't know who you are.
Your God is yourself.
Your God is your belief.
And strangely enough, her God doesn't disagree with her at all.
Her God believes all the same stuff that she believes in.
She believes in the God called Lucifer.
She worships Satan.
Okay?
That's who her God is.
So I don't care about her.
It's a poem about her God.
You guys know that too, the lack of gendered language.
It is.
So your God is an object.
Okay.
Your God's just.
My God, my God.
It's who you speak for God?
I don't believe you've ever had a bloody conversation with him, actually.
Have you ever read the Bible?
Do you understand it?
Certainly not.
Well, I was looking at this.
Somebody is talking about how I'm like doing this thing called chamous absurdity.
And I don't even know that much about the theory, but basically it is like that, you know, we don't really have a purpose for being here.
And that the people that use God as having a purpose is really kind of a scam, too.
Not that I agree with this.
I'm just saying because, you know, everybody has a different God, right?
So it's kind of where we go.
I guess my point being is I'm not surprised.
Like they can make your God as absurd as possible, you know?
Just like my truth, my God, my whatever, your fake reality about gender.
It's all made up.
And it's almost going to get more absurd.
You know, God's only going to get more and more absurd from what most religions think.
So I'm actually kind of not surprised.
I'm surprised there's not more women talking like that.
God's going to be a lot of people.
Although, no, they're out there.
They're just not in Dallas.
They're in like Los Angeles.
Have you been to LA, Portland, Seattle, New York?
But don't you assume that was a woman.
Well, that's wrong.
That's gender bigoted.
Yeah, but this is the thing.
The hairline, look for the hairline.
But Bill Maher nailed it too.
You know, why are the amount of children that are on gender reassignment surgery or having gender hormone therapy in Los Angeles 10 times or 100 times more than the amount of kids in Cleveland, Ohio?
It's because it's not done, you know, naturally.
It's obviously done very inorganically by the parents making the decision for them.
So it's kind of weird that we have these parents that are in these liberal places and there happen to be more trans kids there.
Well, like, and this is why, though, but it's, it's going to hit, and it's going to hit nationally.
Uh, because look at this.
If you can bring this up, uh, this tweet by my Matt Walsh, he actually looked up the Merriam Dix, uh, Merriam-Webster dictionary.
We're going to start.
We're going to change dictionary too.
We're going to add a K in there, you know, called the dictionary.
Let's call this.
This is a segment called Let's Get Like The Dictionary with a Dick.
The Urban Dictionary.
Tweet three.
Tweet three, by the way, if you want to know, Josiah.
Let's click on the image and bring it up full blown.
They have changed the definition of female or of woman to having a gender identity that is the opposite of male.
At least they admit there's a binary.
Yeah.
Right?
I was like, the opposite of male.
Que fluid, demigirl.
What's that?
It seems bigoted because now why can they define a male, but they can't define a woman.
Yeah, that's a good question.
This is why I want to bring this up.
What's the male?
Opposite of female?
Go to the next page.
Look, so if you don't remember back during the Floyd Floyd Floyd era, you know, that webpage.
Remember they changed the definition of racism because some 12-year-old girl complained about it?
Yeah, it's a race.
And then all people victims of prejudice or whatever.
Yeah, but watch, look at the circular reasoning.
Look at the third definition.
Go down to the third one, number three.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
So the definition was they added this, a political or social system founded on racism and designed to execute its principles.
So the definition of racism has the word racism in it.
Like, that doesn't even make sense.
A woman is a woman.
It's like, what does that mean?
So you're asking me to tell you what racism is and it is.
Racism is a system founded on this word.
Right, but so what is it exactly?
What is racism?
What is a woman?
What is going on here?
I don't know, sir.
And that's the thing: is like they don't say white racism isn't real, but if you're an athlete, like they people are like, oh, you're white, you suck.
You know what I mean?
So, you know, there is reverse racism.
I mean, it's just racism.
Yeah, it's just racism.
But, you know, that's what they say.
They say, oh, white people can't be, you know, the victims of racism, which is not true because I'm in the bail bond business.
I do with a lot of, you know, urban black people, Chinese people, Asian people.
I mean, whatever.
Mexicans deal with everything.
And sometimes people are like, oh, this white guy's going to do this.
So they have preconceived notions because I'm white, just like people have preconceived notions because they're whatever color.
I grew up in East Africa and we were targeted specifically because we were white.
And I've seen my parents held at gunpoint by black people.
Yeah, because when you lost Africa, they were killing white farmers and taking over their farms.
And then she saw her husband a couple times too.
We are about the East African tradition.
What's the similarities?
They were all wearing hoodies.
Yes, they were.
Hoodies.
You know, all those hoodies they sell in East Africa.
It's a very cold place.
Very cold climate.
You need to wear them.
You know what I mean?
It's actually not about the temperature there.
It's about the sunburn because the people in those regions, you know, their skin is very sensitive to sunlight and UV damage.
And so they've got to make sure between the shea butter and whatnot that it works out.
But I will say this: I do, we're going to have an interview in a second here with Benny Johnson from the Benny report and also from Newsmax.
And it's so good.
We're going to be talking about the wokeification of the military.
And it's so crazy.
Somehow we're talking about becoming OnlyFans pornographers and the military and the difference.
And it's absolutely fantastic.
He really crushed it.
But I've only fans.
I haven't OnlyFans.
It's Alex Stein99.
If you want to see my feet pics or you want to see my B-hole spread open, it's only $84 a month.
So it's deal.
Yeah, like, yeah, like my cousin.
Well, I'll see.
I'll see.
I'll see.
But I want to say this.
I do want to respect the idea, like I said, of this idea.
So a new form of Alexandra Stein went to a Denton's city meeting.
I know that's why I know that you understand transgenderism a lot because you switched.
You switch a lot.
I'm gender fluid.
So you went there and you just wanted to make your voice heard.
And I want to say the way that you really embodied the voice of the females and the people with wombs and the birthing people out in the world, it really touched my heart.
And we cannot get through an episode without at least giving credit and watching video number six here in a moment.
Let's go ahead and let's watch.
Did you just go by Alex Stein in this one?
No, Alexandria.
Alexandria Stein.
Alexandria Stein is alter ego.
Visited the Denton City Council to let them know his upset being upset about abortion rights.
Let's watch this.
I'm so excited.
Alexandra.
Hey, Alexandria.
What are you wearing a traditional African overturning of Roe versus Wade?
What is happening now is you are limiting what I can do with my vagina.
First of all, you dictated where I could take a number two.
You tried to tell me that, oh, I couldn't go in a woman's dressroom.
But now you have Governor Abbott saying that I can't have an abortion.
I can't have an abortion.
You have to take your hands off my vagina right now.
You cannot own my uterus.
Your utterance is mine.
And it's a clump of cells in there.
We need to take that cup of cells and destroy it.
Let this take just take the cup of colors.
I'm still lying.
It has no meaning.
That's what is inside my body.
The Governor Abbott is trying to get inside here and try to clear my body.
I'm like, the guy's switching it.
Is it going?
He goes by that.
He's trying to be a little Stanley Kubrick vibes.
Good production quality.
Doesn't want the one guy in the corner.
A shame.
I don't think he realizes he's on TV now.
He's like, this is going to go viral.
How is everyone so straight-faced?
And you're trying to stop me.
And you know what?
I get raped all the time.
People get raped.
People are stopping my drink all the time.
And then you don't know what happened to them.
I deserve safe access to an abortion.
If you're watching this hotter in the media, I need your protection.
I love you so much.
You close!
I forgot to say Big Booty Latina.
That's Kamala Harris said.
That's your time.
That's your time.
My favorite thing is, my favorite thing is my favorite thing is just when it's just like, yeah, sir, extra time.
Sorry.
Extra time.
So that's it.
I love that you always address the audience.
Yeah, that's vibe.
Yeah.
Try to get there.
That is so good.
You should have been an actor.
I feel like I'm a single actor.
I am.
I still am.
Oh, my God.
I'm proud of my.
My acting career is not over.
People don't like that.
Yeah, no, one day, because I'm going to do it.
I know.
It's like Sasha Barron Cohen made a movie where he kind of trolled people.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to do a conservative version of that.
You have to do it.
I promise you, I am.
It's so good.
Oh, and this is what I'm doing.
So this weekend after Turning Point, you'll like this.
This is my latest stunt.
I want to get your opinion on it.
So I'm going to, I'm going to wear that same outfit and I'm going to Universal Studios and I'm going to protest JK Rowling as a trans advocate and say she doesn't stand for trans rights and say, you know, trans lives matter and get kicked out of Universal Studios.
So I think that's going a couple rides first.
Of course.
No, yeah, I'm going on that.
What do you think about that, Elijah, getting kicked out of Universal Studios?
If a life banned for life or just.
I hope it's not a banned for life, but if it is, it is.
Sacrifice.
Yeah, it's worth it.
Someone's going to do it.
Stick it to the man.
J.K. Rowling.
Well, I got to tell you this, though.
Before we go any further, we're going to jump into this.
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Anyway, we're going to jump into an interview with Benny Johnson from, he is an amazing YouTuber, commentator, and meme lord.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive for the first time.
Very, very offended to be here.
Yeah, I know you would be because we're going to start out with something kind of crazy.
Obviously, we're going to go with your two favorite topics put together, which is porn stars and the military.
We have a problem going on right now in the country where our military has gotten woke.
They're more interested in turning people trans, demonizing white people.
And they really want to make sure that everybody knows we might lose a $65 million plane on an aircraft carrier that gets blown off for not being strapped in.
But if you want to put a strap on and you want to blow your friend, then they're going to support you.
And the military is having a hard time recruiting people.
Well, if you can go to put on the screen, Josiah, previous porn star, Mia Khalifa, has said that serving in the U.S. military is now worse than selling your body online, meaning that it is actually more reprehensible to serve this regime and to fight for this country than it is to spread your legs and spread those cheeks for $2.99 a month on onlyfans.com.
You know, Mia Khalifa probably would be really smart for the Army or the Navy at this point to engage in for a recruitment asset.
I have a feeling that a lot of people in our armed services who I love very, very much, but I have a feeling a lot of them are very familiar with Mia Khalifa's work.
And so perhaps they could engage her in some type of influencer recruitment drive.
I could think of a lot of really easy puns that you could make about the military, Mia Khalifa, and they could use all the help that they can get because they're at historic lows.
They can't meet their quotas and they're having to actually like, they're having to actually dial down the number of people who want to join the U.S. military, which is a little troublesome because having spoken with a couple of people who've worked very closely in the military with the Trump administration, Kash Patel particularly being one of them, I didn't actually understand that the U.S. military is the largest corporate organization in the world.
So technically the largest employer in the world, if you want to view it as a corporation, it's 3 million employees.
No one even come close to that.
So the U.S. military is the largest organization on planet Earth of employees, and they can't get their number one resource, which would be deployable troops and people signing up to serve it.
And so that becomes a major Death Star issue, right?
Like it becomes the Death Star issue.
How do you get so many people to operate that giant machine?
And that is a huge crisis for our military.
So if they want to use a porn star to get recruitment up, it's probably where they're heading.
Well, I know they could say Mia Khalifa, she is our greatest ass comma set, you know, or I don't know, our greatest ass with a nice set.
That's genuinely where they could go with it.
And it's true, though, but like, I think what's an interesting point about this is she brings up a point.
The military used to be able to recruit people.
And this is so unpopular because there are so many young patriots and people that really join the military because they want to fight for this country.
But if you're on the internet today, then you know that our military does not care about our soldiers.
They're about the military industrial complex and they're not fighting wars that are in the best interests of the people.
It's not just our military.
It's our economy.
You know, it's our trade deals.
Like the regime is totally out to get us.
But it's like the one thing that the military still has, even if the regime failed us, is like they can help you to make money and they can help you to at least get by or get started in life.
But with the way the internet's working, I mean, there are people you can make some memes, you know, you can make reels on Instagram, spend a month or two and make just as much of a salary as you could, you know, going in the military.
And the military used to say, oh, well, we'll also pay for your college.
All you need to do is just come out and say you're trans.
You don't have to get a surgery.
You don't have to do anything.
Go get some grant to go to a nice university.
They have to hit a quota.
You can do it all without the government's help.
And so it's like, she's right.
It's like saying it isn't worse to be getting a porn or to do OnlyFans because in fact, you can take care of yourself more now by showing your booze, by showing your butt, by having sex on camera than you can even joining the military.
And I think the government's actually at a real disadvantage.
And even though it sounds like a stupid point, she really does have a good topic and a good talking point there that it's like the government is losing steam to convince people to actually fight for them.
Who would actually want to go to college?
I guess that was kind of a thing, right?
They would pay for your college the same way that who would want to actually sign up for the U.S. military with this woke garbage that they're pushing.
You have General Milley sobbing about being white.
Yo, do you know who signs up for the military?
We got the numbers.
You can see them.
You can see the numbers.
It's generally white Americans who are middle to lower class that sign up for the United States military.
So you're going to sit there.
General Milley is going to go out there.
He's one of the highest.
I don't know exactly where he is in rank.
He's got to be way up near the top.
All right.
I have never served in the military myself, but if you're the joint chiefs of staff, you got to be way the hell up there.
And you're there sobbing to Congress about how white you are, crying about your white rage.
And then you're looking at Admiral Hodor or whatever you want to call, you know, whatever you want to call the transgender admiral in the Biden administration.
And you're looking at these people saying, hey, wait a second.
Maybe this isn't the type of macho military that young, aggressive, full of testosterone fighting men from the middle of the country wish to serve.
People who self-loathe about their race, people who self-loathe about their gender, and people who are really treating the military as a liberal arts school now, which is the opposite of what the military is intended to be.
The military is intended to be a lethal force that murders you in the dark of night.
And if you're a bad guy, we're going to slaughter you.
We're going to go and slit your throat.
And that military gets recruits.
But the military of the 1980s, the military of Ronald Reagan gets recruits.
Even when I was coming up as a young man, the military recruited at my high school, and this was during the Iraq War, 2004, I graduated high school.
And the U.S. military had this like beautiful aura of like a almost like a top gun still military, right?
You could see Tom Cruise serving in the military today in his role as Maverick.
But the sad part about the Maverick movie and making like a billion bucks is that people were essentially paying to see something that doesn't exist anymore.
Like that military that Tom Cruise is serving in in that movie has been utterly destroyed and eroded and degraded by wokeness.
And now it is just a diseased temple of like freaks and people who want a government salary.
And that's not going to attract the people who actually serve and die on the beaches for this country fighting fascism.
No, it's true.
And if you go to the article there, Josiah, about the saddening reality, I mean, when you tell people that the way to freedom is actually having a vaccine or getting a jab, it just was released that the army is having significantly a difficult time finding new soldiers.
And it expects its force to shrink by up to 10 to 30,000 people over the next two years, actually.
So the fighting force is not going to be ready.
And what's crazy is in the midst of that, China is growing their force demonstrably.
We also see Russia having a pretty successful special operation in eastern Ukraine.
And our military is out there losing battle after battle.
And you wonder why people wouldn't want to join.
I mean, again, we have vaccine mandates.
You have the wokification.
You have you're trying to attract people based on race, sexual orientation.
We went from don't ask, don't tell to if you don't, if you don't become gay, I'm going to send you to hell.
Like they literally are forcing people and trying to attract them.
And then, and then you go out and you go, man, when you're spending less time teaching people how to use an AR-15 and fight with a gun and more time pulling down their pants and having a sword fight with their friend John, you wonder why we're getting into the problems we're in.
I don't want to join that.
You don't want to join that.
And the best thing that we could at least do is say, hey, at least I'm not going to get killed, but you can't trust that you're not actually going to get killed because no matter what happens, like we saw with Pelosi, our military admits publicly, like we don't think that we have the power hold in this country anymore to even send our delegates or our politicians to our allies' states because we don't want to piss off our enemies.
And the only reason we're there, I believe, is because we're afraid that we might actually lose a major war because unfortunately, transgenders might be good for PR, but they're not actually good out in the DMZ.
They're not actually good out in the field.
I mean, it's like, yeah, you got a lot of operations on the table, but when we have a serious operation on our real table on the agenda of our country, I think we're going to fail miserably in a major battle.
Yeah, that is actually an excellent point and a great pun.
I'm glad that you, you know, the operate, which operation should the military be concerning itself with, right?
These are the questions.
And I would add to that that the major question for our U.S. military right now, Elijah, and I'll pose this to you.
When was the last war that we won?
I mean, I don't even know if we technically even won World War II.
I mean, that's probably the last where we've actually come to a conclusion, maybe the Gulf War, technically, but then we continued it on with Iraq.
I mean, I don't know.
What do you think?
Well, I mean, could you really call, could you really call Iraq and Afghanistan a victory?
And by the way, my family members served in Iraq and Afghanistan.
My family members have stood a tower at Guantanamo Bay, like my homie, like people I could give a kidney to.
These people, I love them and they love me back.
But yo, my perception of the American military industrial complex is that it is a corporation that is involved the way a corporation would be involved in the function of the actual attributes of creating a profit and creating a system of forever war.
Now, if you win wars, then you don't have to worry about forever war.
If you just went through and crushed the Taliban and you actually destroyed the elements that you were fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq, and you actually did it to win it, then it wouldn't be an issue right now.
There wouldn't be the Taliban taking over Afghanistan after 20 years.
Go talk to an Afghan veteran, I'm sure you have on this program, and ask him what it looks like to see Kandahar and Kabul overtaken by the Taliban and to see women put back into head to social jobs.
Go talk to a soldier who was in Afghanistan and flew out of Bagram Air Force Base and talk to them about what Bagram Air Force Base means to them.
And then to watch those munitions turned on our own armed service members and then kill 13 members of our armed services while Joe Biden looks at his watch during the dignified transfer.
And you'll start to realize why no one's signing up anymore.
And that's because the military that we were told we had as Americans is a lie.
It's actually just a peacekeeping force that is used globally, not in the interest of Americans, but in the interest of keeping forever war going.
And that's a real problem as it pertains to Americans.
And the reason, because we fund all this, it's the most money spent in the world anywhere at any one time is our spending on our own military.
$340 million about this year, I think, plus the $40 billion we sent to Ukraine.
So we're like near $900 billion, almost a trillion dollars that we're spending on defense, which is more than the next like nine countries combined.
It's pretty absurd.
You could have bought like 500 Twitters at that point.
Everyone's freaking out about Elon Musk's corporate.
You could have given it all to Ukraine.
We should have given it all to Ukraine.
Slava-Ukraini.
Real fast, I want to bring this up, though.
You mentioned this, though, but what's upholding this is our institutions.
If you can go to the tweet from Jack Basobic, he screenshotted Patricia Zangreli.
Can we expand those pictures?
So this is a Reuters journalist was like, yikes, I just saw this gang walking around the cathedral and had a wave of January 6th anxiety.
And he noted, he screenshot it.
If you can slide over there, like, I mean, again, it's another grandma with the flag.
Like, I mean, dude, you wonder why you spent $900 billion on a military and your own people are afraid of senior citizens on their way to Denny's to get discount pancakes.
Like, holy hell, you realize you live in a defusion of fraudsters because really, truly, they're not confident in themselves because they're just a bunch of food.
That's the truth.
I mean, like, this is a Reuters congressional covering journal for a major publication is afraid of grandma.
I mean, I mean, literally, she's not even wearing her dentures.
She can't even bite you, let alone take you down with a gun.
Like, you guys are crazy.
Yeah, Reuters had journalists in the D-Day landing crafts on D-Day that were being shot at and killed in a war zone.
That's what journalists used to be, right?
Like that same organization had people standing on the rooftops.
Reuters did specifically.
I'm glad you shared that tweet because Reuters had journalists standing on the rooftops of London while bombs were falling, right?
Nazi bombs were.
This is what a journalist used to do.
And I think you might have shared a meme about like the, you know, the Chad dog, Alpha Chad dog, and then like the sad, you know, shihzu dog and just what journalists used to be.
And these are the kind of journalists that are the product of capture, right?
These are the kind of journalists, the weak soy journalists are the products of the deep state capture of all of our institutions.
People become sterilized and they become hermetically sealed and super comfortable inside of the one-party, permanent class state that is Washington, D.C.
I promise you that journalist has never lived in real America, lives inside of Washington, and inside of that system, you have one party that controls everything.
And this permanent class, this permanent system controls also the military.
The purpose of it, like a cancer, is to capture power.
And the military is a very powerful entity and it has now been captured.
And that is why you see the distress.
No, it absolutely is true.
First of all, congratulations on hitting a 200,000 subscriber milestone here on YouTube.
You guys got to realize Benny is on YouTube.
You can find the links to all of his channels in his social media.
But of course, for those who are audio only or we call them our blind listeners, don't forget this is an audio only podcast.
We'll read a couple reviews at the end of the show.
But Benny, thank you so much for coming on.
Where can people find you?
Where's the best place they can follow you and keep up with all the insanity, the memes, and the crazy commentary you bring to an insane world?
At Benny Johnson on every platform and then at Benny on Truth Social.
So if you type in Benny, you're going to probably find our accounts.
And we just want to say thank you.
Huge shout out to our YouTube base, which we've only really been growing the channel for a year.
And we're really, really proud of that community.
And so deuces up.
Deuces up.
Anyway, Benny Johnson, have a great rest of the time.
And we hope to see you back again soon.
Have a good time at SAS.
My man.
Awesome interview.
I know this is more of a classic, slightly offensive episode, just kind of going ham and being retarded.
And then we're going to get more interviews.
Justin's going to start booking remote people.
So we're going to try to get a lot of names.
Please let us in the comments anyone you want us to talk to or anyone that's interesting.
But of course, in the end of all of this, Mia Khalifa saying that she wanted, she's saying it's better to just get into porn and stuff now than to join the military.
You can make more money and then you don't get killed.
And like, maybe like you die from a hepatitis C like 20 years from now, but at least you don't get shot in Kabul.
Well, she said that she got mad because I think somebody in like Barcelona sports labeled her a porn star and she's retired, but she still has an OnlyFans.
So Mia Khalifa is like an absolute idiot.
Wouldn't you call someone an NBA player?
Oh, I'm a retired NBA player.
Okay.
Well, you're an NBA.
Aren't you an NBA?
You played an NBA?
If you got gangbanged by a bunch of dudes on film, you're a porn star.
That's sad.
So porn star Alex Stein, where can people find you?
Where can they follow you?
Twitter, Alex Stein99, Instagram, Prime Time Stein, YouTube.
My channel, we just reached over 200,000 subscribers.
So we're growing.
Yeah, now I can't believe it.
You're going everywhere really fast right now.
Because you're doing good work.
So you're kind of just growing everywhere.
It's kind of remarkable.
What?
Like 30,000, 40,000 on Twitter, right?
Yeah.
Now I have 215, 220,000.
You did like 25,000 on YouTube or more?
When I started, yeah, like on my Alex Stein channel, I had like 12,000.
And then Mark Dice shared a video and I got like to like 100 really quick.
And now it's funny how once you start going viral, it's easier to go viral.
It's crazy.
Well, you're putting in the work, though.
You're working harder than most.
I'm on the grind all the time.
That's a fact.
I'm trying to create as much content as possible.
Not just crap content, but my point being, it's like, dude, in this day and age, we got to create something.
And I'm having fun doing it.
I'm doing what I love.
And I wish I was doing this sooner.
You know, I worked with the show Cheaters forever creating content for the Beast system for Viacom and MTV Incorporation.
And I wasn't that happy.
I made decent money, but now I'm doing it for myself.
I get to do what I want.
I'm like uncensored.
I'm unleashed.
I'm getting canceled for having people like Nick Funtes on my show.
But it's okay because, you know, they're going to come for me with pitchforks anyway.
So I'm ready for it when it happens.
And of course, I'm slightly offensive.
If anyone wants to follow me, you can just follow me on Instagram on Crocs on.
Crocs on.
Crocs on.
Not Crocs off.
No, no, but I, yes, you will find me.
Crocs turn me on.
Constant content as well, just like Alex.
I'm always cranking it out and just want to keep my followers happy.
I just love you guys.
Well, as we mentioned, huge shout out to the guests.
And if you guys leave a five-star review, let's go ahead and read one of the reviews for you.
We have one from episode 260, said Derek on Getter.
Royce White, this together, military industrial complex worshipers on the right and pro-abortion Marxists on the left to explain the unit party better than I've ever heard.
And we did have Royce White.
If you want to watch that episode, we got a few other people on, but we are so back.
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We got a lot of amazing stuff coming up in the show.
I'm feeling energetic.
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Slightly, wait, slightly thirsty for diversity.
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Yep.
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