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June 3, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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S**T-Talking PRIDE for 1 Hour STRAIGHT! | Guests: Chad Prather & Isabella Riley | Ep 258

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elijah schaffer
Let's get the camera back on the dog.
Shout out to Biscuit.
Shout out for the dance moves.
So much going on right there.
Why do you, so I'm just kind of confused, though.
Besides the fact that there was a child paying a drag queen stripper and that's normal now, I also realize something has happened.
Something's different about all of us.
I feel like there's something I'm noticing about our appearance.
Why are you wearing a mask, Chad?
Why are you?
chad prather
Pride month.
elijah schaffer
Why are you, why?
chad prather
I'm afraid I might put a dick in my mouth.
elijah schaffer
That's Isabella's dream.
But so that's why hers is off, probably.
Why is yours off, Isabella?
isabella riley moody
Mine is half off because I think I'm too attractive to wear a mask, but I do listen to men.
You guys told me I had to wear masks.
elijah schaffer
But why are we wearing them?
This is my understanding.
You don't care about your life because it is gay month.
It is state-enforced homosexuality month.
We're back.
See, Chad's back over there.
He's the one who's being smart.
And I've warned you guys, that means monkeypox is going to spread.
They can't stop putting their pee-pees in their poo-poos, and that means that the monkeys are.
chad prather
You better find what monkeys in them woods sucking on that banana.
isabella riley moody
It's me and AOC.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
You know, it's trivial.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
Well, we can take them off.
I've been cleared by Josiah that we have no monkeypox scans and there's no more gay jeans or any gay splooge stuff here.
chad prather
Put significant men in your mouth.
isabella riley moody
Yep.
Mala's campaign slogan.
Stuff your face with significant men.
chad prather
That's it.
isabella riley moody
That's how you succeed.
elijah schaffer
On that note, I guess I wasn't planning that.
But on that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have 8K graphics confetti of color that comes down.
But now you guys saw the last episode, Chad.
Blaze obviously has invested heavily in the show.
And so we've got a production budget we mentioned that a rural local news channel would be jealous of, which is now 8K graphics.
So check this out.
We actually brought them.
chad prather
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
Real confetti of color.
Whoa.
See that?
unidentified
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's cool.
chad prather
Spectacular, spectacular.
elijah schaffer
That's cool.
We got Chad Prather, comedian and the host of the Chad Prather show.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Oh!
chad prather
Shot my wand.
isabella riley moody
I still lackluster.
elijah schaffer
And we have Isabelle Riley up and coming, e-girl.
Oh, she missed.
unidentified
She always becoming OnlyFans girl.
isabella riley moody
Oh, my God.
chad prather
She's pretty much.
isabella riley moody
You know, I got excited.
elijah schaffer
Put this in your mouth.
isabella riley moody
No, I don't know how.
I'm not Kamala.
chad prather
Jesus.
isabella riley moody
Oh, is that AOC?
It's not AOC.
I don't cheat.
elijah schaffer
Now I didn't even think about this.
There's confetti of color, politically correct splooge all over the world.
isabella riley moody
I'm only getting ready to say something else.
elijah schaffer
I can't even, I literally popped off all over my keyboard.
You ever done that before, Chad?
chad prather
Taste the rainbow.
unidentified
You ever popped off on your keyboard and you had to clean it off before you did it this morning?
chad prather
My phone?
I was trying to text message somebody earlier and my finger stuck to the screen.
isabella riley moody
12 a.m.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm like, I'm just got to, we need to go.
Yeah, there you go.
Woo-hoo.
Does the dog like you?
The dog looks scared.
chad prather
Well, you're scared the shit out of the dog.
isabella riley moody
Is your dog homophobic?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
chad prather
Well, I named her Biscuit.
I gave her a transgender name because I don't know what kids do these days.
isabella riley moody
She's queer.
chad prather
Well, she's genderqueer.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
chad prather
It's pretty specific.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, you guys know we are at homosexuality, state-enforced homosexuality month.
It is a big month for everybody.
They've got their own month.
They've got days.
They've got parades.
They've got their own disease.
I feel like this is not the first Pride month, not the first Pride Year, not the first gay disease that's going around.
chad prather
They've had multiple diseases at this point.
Monkeypox is just a new one around the block in San Francisco.
elijah schaffer
It is the newest.
It is the most hip.
It is the most trending.
And we're going to be talking a lot about this month.
We're going to be looking at the craziness that's in store.
You know, it was just about a decade ago that we were having the discussion about whether or not it was exaggerated that when we legalized gay marriage on a court level, that perhaps things might snowball out of control.
I don't care about gay people existing.
I got gay friends.
This is not an anti-gay episode.
This is an episode, I would say, just celebrating how much progress we've made as a country.
Think about this.
It was just a decade ago.
All we could do is gay people could get married.
Now, children can go to gay clubs and pay transgender drag queens for pulling their cocks out.
And I just got to say, who wouldn't celebrate a country like this with July 4th coming around?
Who wouldn't want to see a national anthem throw off some fireworks knowing that there's some grown adult that can throw their fireworks in a kid's face?
chad prather
That's right.
In Duluth, Minnesota, just this week, they were going to have a drag show for children at a nightclub at a nightclub for children.
So not only that, you could take kids to the nightclub and get them a little education as well.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
isabella riley moody
And this is because they're trans.
They're becoming gay.
They're trans.
We see people, mothers on TikTok saying that they're babies, like their children, their toddlers are gay and trans.
And I'm sorry, there's no such thing as a trans child without you actually being groomed.
You have to have an older influence that's preying upon you.
And yeah, it's not even that drag queens are around our children.
They're turning our children into drag queens.
I remember the good old days when all we cared about was critical race theory.
Remember those good old days?
Seems like nothing compared to now.
chad prather
I remember when my son was discussing Rouge with me and trying to figure out what makeup options were the best.
I said American Beauty by Sarah.
elijah schaffer
American Beauty by Sarah.
isabella riley moody
Nexus' Luke Brain.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's true.
And we're going to talk about a lot of this coming up.
We got a majorly fun show for you.
This is an incredible time.
Of course, we know we got the handsome Isabelle O'Reilly, the beautiful Chad Prayer.
We are all in drag today.
It's part of the fun.
It's part of the show.
Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe this video.
If you do not hit the subscribe button right now and you're watching this, that you're gay.
And I don't mean that in a mean way.
It's just, it's pride not.
We're celebrating it, but you are gay if you don't hit it.
chad prather
What you are.
elijah schaffer
And if you are gay and you haven't hit it, that doesn't make any sense.
You're denying your identity.
So make sure that you hit that button right now and put a like up so we can get this video going.
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So I know we got that video.
If you can play that video from the intro video one more time, I just want to say, as I mentioned, we are in a very monstrously homosexual period of life.
Even the gays aren't cool enough for being gay anymore, right?
Like being gay isn't cool, Isabella.
I walk around and it's like, it is about putting the trans black disabled to the front.
Being gay is so 2019, right?
It's like the flu, right?
I mean, like the flu showing up in 2020.
That went away.
COVID's here to stay.
The flu stopped.
It started again, I found out this year.
So it like kicked back up.
It's like an engine.
It like just had a bad season.
We restored it.
But being gay is old.
So that's why I want to say we're not in, we're not celebrating gayness anymore.
We're celebrating state-enforced homosexuality for the kids.
You have to add that for the children.
unidentified
Yeah.
chad prather
I wish there was a pill that I could take and wake up every day with all my options open, right?
Like, I would try it because sometimes these.
elijah schaffer
It's called Xanax and Vodka together.
chad prather
Is that the deal?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's called heroin and being around sexual predators.
chad prather
There you go.
elijah schaffer
It's like if you're knocked out, you don't even know what your options are, then they pick them for you.
chad prather
Other people call that rape, but in my age, it all sounds exhausting.
It really does.
Bitches be trifling.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, but the oppression Olympics has really turned into like the new victim class are the predators.
Like you're not, it's not enough for you to be gay, non-binary, queer, like everything.
You now have to groom children for a living and funded by the American taxpayer.
That's the new victim.
chad prather
But isn't that funny?
That's it.
You're right.
isabella riley moody
Hilarious.
Are children getting groomed by these people?
Hilarious.
elijah schaffer
I'm a comedian.
I'm liking this.
chad prather
Well, I mean, at least she gets the joke.
She is a woman, and I don't always know if it.
isabella riley moody
Am I?
chad prather
If it catches.
isabella riley moody
Am I?
unidentified
I don't know.
isabella riley moody
I have the same plastic surgeon as Nancy Pelosi.
elijah schaffer
You got a banana in your pocket?
Are you just happy to see me?
isabella riley moody
No, it's a gun.
elijah schaffer
Wouldn't that be the dude?
I might become pansexual because if she was trans, like that would be the most, that would be the most psyop thing ever.
Imagine a really just comes out and it's like, I got a dick between these.
I got a dick swinging between these legs.
That would break my brain.
unidentified
What?
chad prather
You're talking about her?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, wouldn't that be so crazy?
isabella riley moody
I am what I eat.
Just kidding.
elijah schaffer
Chad, we are actually going to get you.
She is a man.
isabella riley moody
I am.
I can prove it.
elijah schaffer
He walks down.
Did you see that?
You got to check.
chad prather
I want to see if there's a dick print.
isabella riley moody
There is.
Are we really going to talk about this, guys?
Like, you know, it's like a personal thing.
I don't want everyone to know.
My dad watches this show.
chad prather
I just know that if I had a seven-inch clitoris, I'd want people to see it.
isabella riley moody
Flavia.
unidentified
The clit comments for the dad.
elijah schaffer
Slightly offensive.
isabella riley moody
Click Pride Month.
elijah schaffer
Mark, bleep eat these words, please.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Let's go ahead and play the video again, because I want to talk about this, where we've come to, no pun intended.
Masks on, everybody.
You can catch something from this video.
I literally.
Okay, can we just come back to here?
Okay.
So I've just watched this.
Don't you love the Ukraine and the Lady Liberty?
Put your mask on because I feel like when I watch these TikToks, I'm going to catch a disease.
I don't know if you guys feel like that.
Can you smell this video?
Just the sweat.
This is Mexico Pride, which means that this weird celebration of our identity by who we have sex with has hit the entire country by storm.
Chad, we're ready.
chad prather
Well, my thing there is, you know, yeah, we're clear.
Of course, the video is still playing.
isabella riley moody
We don't have AIDS from watching that.
elijah schaffer
No, Monkey Pock.
AIDS was 2019.
We're in Monkey Park.
chad prather
I'm socially distanced from all the wiener.
elijah schaffer
It's like a little more than this.
chad prather
Do you remember the logic?
The logic back in the day was we're just like you.
That was the logic, you know, for the pride community, the gay community, whatever.
And they wanted the rights.
We're just like you.
Okay.
When you walk down the street with butterfly wings and glitter coming out of your ass, you're not just like me.
If you got a sparkler on your Pillsbury, like you.
Yeah, you're not just like me at all.
I mean, again, I don't care what you're doing, but that right there is not just like me.
isabella riley moody
But what's funny is now straight people are saying, we're just like you.
Like, it's the reverse.
That's what's happening today is everyone.
I mean, I don't know the exact numbers on this, but everyone is gay now.
My sister's friend from childhood, three out of four siblings.
No, three out of three siblings.
They're all gay.
elijah schaffer
That's called, it's like, it's a, it's the girls.
The girls always do that too.
It's also the girls are pretending to be whores, the ones, but they never remember that they're whores.
You know what I'm talking about?
Where it's like, and they regret it afterwards.
It's like, how do you regret something you don't remember that didn't happen?
That's a weird thing, too.
And I find that that you have a good point there.
Is that the strange thing is now is that we are trying to be as eccentric and as strange and as weird.
And I wouldn't even say eccentric anymore.
People are talking about, you know, the UFOs that are around the country, this extraterrestrials.
We got aliens in our streets during the Pride, you know, the month of June.
This is like an entire different species of people.
And they even for, and I, and I mean that.
Well, I mean that genuinely with the pride prayer, you got what?
Uh, New York Pride, San Francisco Pride, LA Pride, all of these things.
But it's like, there's nothing to be proud of.
When, like you said, I, but I do respect, I respect the effort.
Putting a glow stick up your ass doesn't sound like my typical Friday.
That sounds more like my Saturday, Chad, with you when we hung out last week.
chad prather
It runs out of room real quick.
elijah schaffer
It was crazy, right?
We found out quickly that it's not as easy as they make it look on the show.
chad prather
No, it's not, especially when you've already got stuff up there.
Like, I can't still can't get the matchbox car out of there.
You know, listen, when I go out, so my representative.
So my agent in LA is gay.
And he asked me one time, we were having breakfast at the Four Seasons there in Beverly Hills.
And he says, Where are you?
What hotel are you staying in?
Are you staying here?
And I said, No, I'm staying at the Ramada over there, West Hollywood.
He goes, That's the gayest place in Hollywood.
I'm like, I know, because normally I'm wearing the cowboy hat.
I said, I don't have to pay for any drinks.
It's fantastic because it's like a revival of the village people when I come in here, dude.
And because I don't give a rat's ass.
They go to the club.
All the hot girls are in there because they know they're not going to get hit on by the gay dudes.
And then there's me.
And there's me.
So it's a pretty good system in a grand sense of the world.
elijah schaffer
And it's easy to find you too.
When we were there, it was easy to find you.
I said, I just like stood on table, looked for that little green half of a glow stick.
chad prather
The last little nub of a glow stick.
elijah schaffer
The little uncircumcised end of it sticking out.
I'm like, there's Chad.
unidentified
Just the tip.
chad prather
With the string.
With the string.
elijah schaffer
It was weird.
Did you think it was a good look on him, Isabella?
isabella riley moody
I wasn't there.
I was with AOC, my wife.
elijah schaffer
You were making out with her?
isabella riley moody
No, I don't scissor and tell.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
This episode is horrible.
I hope my grandparents don't watch this one.
isabella riley moody
I hope they don't.
elijah schaffer
Grandma, if you're watching this, this is the part of the show where I have to apologize to my grandma.
Grandma, I love you, and I'm so sorry sometimes that you watch this.
But I thank you for supporting us.
And to Isabelle's dad, this will be the first of many apologies.
Sorry.
chad prather
I love Isabella's dad, by the way.
elijah schaffer
I've seen some of them, but I like him.
chad prather
I've seen some of the text messages that she posts between the two of them.
I dig this guy.
isabella riley moody
He's my twin, literally.
He says, I'm him with a vagina.
We're literally twins.
chad prather
But again, the question is: do you have a vagina?
isabella riley moody
No, I don't.
That's a thing.
That's a thing.
chad prather
That would be a thing.
isabella riley moody
It is a thing.
chad prather
Literally.
isabella riley moody
Literally.
chad prather
By definition.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, ask my dad.
chad prather
It would be the thing.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
Right before I came on the show, my dad gave me some really great advice.
He said, try your best not to be yourself.
unidentified
Yeah.
Well, that's likable.
chad prather
That again goes back to the grooming.
So your dad's a groomer.
He's trying to get you to be something you're not.
Well, to some degree.
isabella riley moody
Right.
It's grooming in the right sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
isabella riley moody
I mean, you want to indoctrinate.
elijah schaffer
My dog likes being groomed.
Like, I mean, that's not.
Speak for yourself.
isabella riley moody
No, he doesn't.
elijah schaffer
Arthur loves grooming.
isabella riley moody
No, he doesn't.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
It's like everyone's like, oh, grooming's bad.
Well, it's good for our dogs.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
Groom your dogs.
isabella riley moody
We're supposed to groom ourselves.
elijah schaffer
Not your kids.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, but we're not taking feminists with their hairy armpits.
chad prather
We're not taking kids to the barber.
elijah schaffer
No.
chad prather
That's not the different kind of group.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I got confused.
Because the problem was, I keep hearing a lot about how grooming's good in our culture today.
And everyone's talking about, as we saw in the beginning of the video, in Pride Month, I thought I would have been mistaken, right?
I wouldn't have known there's a difference because I've always known grooming dogs to be a good thing.
And I was told in public that grooming children is now a part of our culture.
It's a part of the American identity.
isabella riley moody
Education.
elijah schaffer
Well, like when you think about America, you think about a few things.
You want guns, you think about yeehaw and cowboy hats and kids getting groomed in their schools.
You know, it's like it's a part of the American spirit to this day to where you can't even separate the two.
And I actually get a little bit weird.
I was laughing today because Walter, what's his name?
Sorry, let me look up.
It's either Matterson or Masterson, the Masterson.
Masterson, the comedian, the YouTuber who makes he trolls people, if you don't know who that is, he's a guy who's always trolling.
Well, he's always trolling the Trump supporters at Trump rallies and stuff, essentially, uh, like trying to make them look stupid.
And a lot of them do make themselves looks pretty, pretty darn stupid.
Um, I didn't know he was like a shitlib and like uh was easily triggered, but I thought it was funny today because I was talking to him.
He uh he um was like, dude who works at the Blaze, he responded to something and raided the Capitol on January 6th, swears he's not conservative.
And I just told him, I said, Walter doesn't know what a federal credential is, Walter isn't that smart.
Happy Pride, Walter.
Congrats on being gay, we're all rooting for you.
isabella riley moody
This is your new boyfriend.
elijah schaffer
Well, and then I felt really bad because he was like calling me gay and thinking he owned me.
And I wanted to clarify to him: I said, No, I'm against slavery.
I don't believe in owning people.
I think it's against my morals.
But you misunderstood me.
I'm happy for you because you didn't know what a press ID was.
And now you don't know what congrats means.
It's Pride Month.
Let's be mature about it, right?
So I was being really nice to him.
Let's being like genuine with him.
Like, congrats on being gay.
And then people started messaging me a lot.
You know, like, oh, you're using gay as a pejorative.
You're against gay people.
isabella riley moody
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
You're a dork.
And I thought, no, I'm actually celebrating so much.
I've literally pinned happy home state-enforced homosexuality month to the top of my profile.
I'm making memes with people throwing away Ukraine flags, picking out the gay flag.
I mean, I'm really all invested into this.
So I can't believe people misunderstood me.
And what was insane was one of his followers wrote me and was like, You're a dork.
And I said, Daddy, chill.
And then he goes, See, you respond to your messages.
You're a verified professor.
isabella riley moody
Like, I'm your dork.
elijah schaffer
Well, she said, he goes, you're a verified profile with a show.
Why are you responding like this?
And I go, bro, you clearly have not seen the show.
Like, I mean, I'm very sorry if you thought this, if I you thought that I had more going on than to respond to you.
I mean, we just got our confetti.
I mean, this has been four years, and this is all we've, this is where we've come to.
chad prather
This is sad, but Tyler Texas newsrooms are envious right now.
isabella riley moody
Would you rather have your kids be sent to a gay pride parade or to Ukraine?
elijah schaffer
Is it a Ukrainier?
They're fighting for gay pride.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, they're very trans.
elijah schaffer
It's just a gay war.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
chad prather
I can't think.
I mean, it depends on where you're sending them in Ukraine.
There's a lot of places.
I mean, listen, you too just put on a concert in Ukraine, so it can't be that bad.
Joe Biden, Jill, not Joe, but Jill went over there.
elijah schaffer
Dr. Jill's helping the wounded.
chad prather
I'm sure she is.
All the intelligent.
They should say Kamala.
unidentified
Would you trust Jill by Dr. Joe Biden?
isabella riley moody
Literally.
Would you trust Dr. Jill Biden or Kamala to run the country better?
chad prather
Yeah, that's a tough one.
isabella riley moody
Who's better at giving head?
Who's a better head on their shoulders?
Dr. Jill Biden or Kamala.
chad prather
Do you think Jill and Joe are still getting on the shoulders?
elijah schaffer
Jill's not doing that stuff.
chad prather
I asked my audience, do you think Jill and Joe are still getting it on?
Because they're fexting, right?
That's the new thing that's come out is they said that they don't have arguments with one another.
They argue over text.
Jill told Harper's Bazaar that they fexed.
And so she doesn't know what fexting is.
Because if you look up fexting, she thought it meant fighting and texting.
Fexting, according to Urban Dictionary, is when you're having sex with someone else and texting another person.
isabella riley moody
Well, he thinks he's having sex with her, but he's just texting her.
He's so confused.
unidentified
He can't.
chad prather
I can walk and chew gum.
I don't know if I can screw and text at the same time.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Give me one second here.
I'm going to look this up.
chad prather
So, so Jill, Jill said, so Jill talks about she doesn't want the Secret Service to hear their arguments, which is Jill's way of saying that she bitches at her husband a lot.
And so she says they just do it.
They fight over text.
And she called it fexting.
isabella riley moody
That's good.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
So this is so let's look at this.
Go to my screen here.
This is just in.
Jill and Joe Biden reveal fexting, but may not know the obscene roots.
If you go to Urban Dictionary, fexting is while texting.
Get it?
chad prather
Good.
elijah schaffer
Now try it.
You'll like it.
Just don't put it in the wrong hole.
Is there such a thing?
My girlfriend, example.
My girlfriend and I were fexting last night.
I'm not sure who she was fexting, though.
It wasn't me.
Is that a problem?
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So, Joe Biden is texting people while she's having sex with Joe.
chad prather
That's the rumor.
isabella riley moody
This deserves a new letter on the LGBTQIA plus spectrum.
We need F.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Can we get some confetti of color for that?
isabella riley moody
F is for friends who text.
elijah schaffer
And it's so funny.
The last episode is very serious.
We're talking about the NRA convention.
People spying on us.
This show, no one knows what they're going to get the next episode.
We're just like popping confetti things, talking about labias and stuff.
And we're a gay pride month.
unidentified
Always.
isabella riley moody
Always.
Alliteration.
elijah schaffer
There it is.
chad prather
Leave it to Isabella O'Reilly.
elijah schaffer
Leave it to Isabelle O'Reilly to just trash.
I thought Trash Day was tomorrow.
It came from.
isabella riley moody
I'm the modern day Shakespeare man with Mother Teresa.
chad prather
Guys, just know that sometime this weekend, I'm going to send you guys text messages.
One of those text messages will be why I'm committing coitus with another human being.
It may be a man.
It may be a man because it is Pride Month.
elijah schaffer
Well, when you're fexting, it doesn't matter which hole.
unidentified
If there's a hole, it doesn't matter what if there's a lot of misspelled words.
chad prather
There's a lot of misspelled words.
You know that I'm getting, I'm getting it.
elijah schaffer
That makes sense why I get these weird.
I always think you're drunk.
And when you text me, I'm always like, what is this?
And then it's like, it's this the yeah, I whenever I never understand, but I also realize this is the uh new version of Gen Z's like calling out a different name during sex, you know?
Yeah, so instead of calling it out because Gen Z don't, they don't talk to each other, they just text each other or just snap each other.
Nobody's like calling out a name, right?
So like I'm not calling out Chad when I'm with Brandon.
You know what I mean?
Like, so the thing is, like, when I, so when that's happening, instead, I text you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, that's, and that's it, vice versa.
isabella riley moody
And as we throw Brandon back and forth, it's like let me text you during the, yeah, during the act.
That's good.
elijah schaffer
Brandon's here.
Brandon, can you show your face?
Can you come show your face?
There's a white cam.
Go to the white cam.
Do you guys know we brought Bruade out of model in the room?
You wondered where he's been?
chad prather
Look at that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, he's been here this entire time.
Let's give him some confetti.
isabella riley moody
Oh, show your nipples.
elijah schaffer
Can you show something?
isabella riley moody
Nipple pride.
elijah schaffer
Can you show something?
Can you show us something?
unidentified
Can you give us a show?
chad prather
Let's love Brandon.
elijah schaffer
Let's love Brandon.
We love Brandon.
We love our Brandon.
isabella riley moody
We do.
elijah schaffer
Brandon's in the room.
Brandon's in the studio.
We love Brandon.
He's back from Hamsterdam.
Everyone wonder where he went.
He's actually on Chad's show all the time.
So watch the Chad Prather show and you can get lots of Brandon and make sure you actually literally watch the Chad Prather show.
We got to actually jump into this.
chad prather
Brandon is underappreciated, underutilized, in my opinion.
elijah schaffer
He is underappreciated, underutilized in all areas in all holes.
chad prather
Yeah.
It's pride month.
isabella riley moody
All holes matter.
chad prather
It's pride month.
Utilize him.
elijah schaffer
Toss him around.
Drug him up.
Share him.
chad prather
I'm going to fix the shit out of him.
What's going on in the news, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So I did want to jump into this.
So let's talk a little about the NRA convention.
I do want to talk about the idea of how weak and soft we've gotten, right?
So we're supposed to celebrate being gay.
And I like to celebrate things that actually advance or are good.
And I do have a meter and a judgment on what it means to actually be good.
Something that you would celebrate might be simple, like an achievement.
Maybe a kid accomplished and won a science fair.
Maybe they got their grades up or something like that.
All the way up to celebrating something big, like monumental, like winning a war, which, you know, Ukraine probably won't be having that anytime soon.
But, you know, the idea of celebrating pride already in itself, every year we talk about this is a weird thing to discuss because pride is not a virtue.
It is not a moral stance.
Pride is seen as something that is not to be envied.
It is not something to be respected.
When someone's proud and just full of pride, they're typically assholes who are hard to be around.
And so it is so interesting to me that a group would want to be known as assholes who are difficult to tolerate.
chad prather
Well, that's the double entendre there.
elijah schaffer
It's like, hey, this is our month.
This is the month when all the assholes come out literally and figuratively.
chad prather
They've been glorifying an asshole for a long time.
isabella riley moody
Seriously, but it's exactly what we talked about on your show about the fat people, how they have to have this body positivity movements because they know that what they're doing is wrong and it's not to be proud.
You're not prideful over it, so you need to prove it to other people.
And like, please accept me.
If you're really confident, you don't need the approval of other people.
So they're trying to get this approval because they're insecure and they know that they suck literally.
elijah schaffer
What I was going to say is like, so people remember on the last episode, if you can go to my screen here, gay Tupac, we had this girl.
I was very nice to her.
I didn't make fun of her.
I just said nothing about her.
I interviewed a lot of these like queer LGBTQ friendly people that were outside the NRA convention.
And if you haven't watched this, make sure you watch the last episode.
It's actually none like this one.
It's very deep.
There's a lot of journalists on it.
We really went.
This one's deep.
This one's going deep in places that are not a convention.
But I said this.
I was like, she said they're on the wrong side of history.
An NRI protester says about the proud boy standing nearby.
When asked what they stood for, she said all the ism ideologies, which was a very bold statement.
And what was crazy is a lot of times we go to these events, people don't realize people find us, they find the video and they get mad about it when we don't take them out of context.
We're not mad about that.
One of the reasons why I cut out, you know, other people were speaking in between her.
We even talked about on the show.
She was talking about how the Proud Boys had the word on their sign, and that's why they are sort of like not good people.
And we talked about it on the show.
However, she found this.
I do want to give her huge props for this picture.
Ben Shapiro absolutely fucking destroys his pajamas with pee-pee and poo-poo.
isabella riley moody
No Yamaka, too.
chad prather
Like, why do they got to pick on the Keebler elf?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
isabella riley moody
They're anti-Semitic.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just like, I was like, I, at least when they attack us, I like how it says teenage stepdad on the side, too.
Like, I don't understand that one.
I don't, is that a reference?
isabella riley moody
They can't meme.
They really can't.
elijah schaffer
But I just got to give some like, like, you're so against the right wing that, like, you've made Ben Shapiro as a Keebler elf your profile picture.
chad prather
The girl you interviewed, that's on her page.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's her.
And she's got like, you know, she's, oh, she took everything down.
Okay, but she's obviously retweeting.
You can see the Ukraine flag.
But I do like the fact that she's like, hey, asshole.
Which she's like, you are, you are what you eat.
So I'm not an asshole today, but I might be tomorrow.
Says, I'm the girl you filmed.
Hilarious, how your BIOS is often misunderstood.
You aren't.
I just never met her before.
You are a manipulator and you took my video out of context.
I can't wait to see your face again.
Well, first of all, I had a mask on, so she hasn't seen it at all.
So we got to have a first meeting.
Secondly, I love how they always do this victim.
Like, you took me out of context.
I did not take you out of the video.
chad prather
You played her video, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And she's like, oh, you cut out a part in between.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
When other people that I looked at, I filmed other people talking.
I put her whole quote in there.
And the only reason why I cut it out is because other people started talking to the left.
And so then I took them out because it was like the 35 seconds of another person interrupted her.
And then I let her finish her thought and put her whole thought together.
In fact, I edited her into her entire thought.
I'm really good.
I don't like the T-H-O-T thoughts, the Tater thoughts.
Those are the ones spreading monkeypox.
I like the thoughts, T-H-O-U-G-H-T-S.
I can spell.
That's pretty good.
unidentified
And you know, remember that when you're fexting.
elijah schaffer
Can't spell when we're fexting.
But I can this.
We're going to look at, we're going to look at this.
These people are very, very, very fickle and they're very weak.
So if you're going to be proud, if you're going to have some strength, if you're going to be confident, why are you so not confident in what you say?
Like, that's what they always accuse us of, the left, and these people like you're, you know, like pride.
We film pride.
I'll make videos.
And they go, you're trying to make us look bad.
I'm like, dude, pointing a camera in your direction and filming you just speaking or just filming your actions and putting on the internet is not taking you out of context.
It's not making you look bad.
You're making yourself look however you want.
And if you think it's bad, that's on you, buddy.
chad prather
Well, it goes right back to what Isabella was saying, talking about the quote-unquote fat shaming or whatever.
You already know that there's something bad.
Now you're seeing it.
You're seeing it from everybody else's perspective and it's not appealing.
You played the video with that girl.
I didn't even hear the audio, but I can see how she's talking.
And I don't have to hear the audio.
I know the things she's saying.
I know the way she's saying it.
Can literally see the vitriol of her mannerisms.
I can see what's coming out.
And so I don't, I don't even have to hit when you see that, it's not appealing.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, and you were giving her a platform, and they say the only criticism Project Veritas will get, it's the same exact criticism, is these are doctored videos.
They have hours upon hours of footage, and they're just going to clip the parts that are important for the viral clip.
Like it's, that's the only criticism they have.
You're taking me out of context.
No, I literally had to edit out other people that had nothing to do with you.
So I could post the video so it didn't make no sense.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
And then it's always funny too, like the victimhood of these people.
unidentified
You're proud.
elijah schaffer
Be out and proud.
Be prideful.
Be proud of your views.
You're, we want to save children's lives.
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
Why are you afraid then when, like, again, with Pride, you know, there's a lot of controversy about filming at Pride, et cetera.
It's like, if you're proud and you're not ashamed, then why don't you want this put online?
And every time I go to Pride, which I'm going to go to a few more of them, make some videos hopefully this year.
And then another, but I'll put them up.
And YouTube has taken one of them down.
One of them, they were so mad about it.
I go, I thought we were proud.
I thought we were prideful.
What about your, you know, I always talk about this one instance of the guy who had his dick in a crown royal bag and he bumped it up against a child's face.
And I, you know, this other kid would stay next to a guy with a cock ring on and a horse helmet on.
Go look up my San Francisco Pride videos.
They're still up.
They haven't been taking away.
unidentified
George Floyd?
elijah schaffer
I think they've been age-restricted.
It took so much keyframing and blurring.
Shout out to Todd, who probably spent like a day having to keyframe blurs.
I mean, we watched the video like a hundred times.
Like, is there any more cocks in the background?
Any more dicks?
And it was like, we're looking for that one micro piece.
By the way, you know, like it was like, where's the one little?
chad prather
And if you've ever been to a pride parade, and I know there's plenty of people out there who have never been to a pride parade, you're going to see a lot of dick.
isabella riley moody
I've never been to one.
chad prather
You're going to see a lot of dick.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, I'm going to show my dick there.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to go help interview people on the top?
isabella riley moody
I do, actually.
elijah schaffer
In LA?
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because I think you could get away with it better.
Like you could, because you'd just be like, oh, I'm a little Mexican.
isabella riley moody
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think you're Mexican.
isabella riley moody
I'm a queer of color.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you are queer.
You're orange.
No, but like, but you know, this.
So, so, like, one of the people, uh, we always have, we have Joe.
chad prather
You're color queer.
elijah schaffer
We have Joe.
So check this out.
This is the gay.
So Joe, her gay best friend, Joe, this is Joe.
So Joe, this is what they'll do.
Like, they'll be like, you put my picture on your show.
I didn't give you permission.
It's like, bro, it's on your Twitter profile.
Was like, you're using this video without this person's consent and mocking an activist that's fighting for gun reform amidst an epidemic that is killing our most vulnerable.
You're so weird.
Gun reform now.
So that's the wrong use.
I think the epidemic was the wrong use there.
And then, I mean, I don't think Nebraska is having like the worst problems there with this kind of stuff.
You'll see there's a lot of demographic similarities between places with high gun violence.
isabella riley moody
I don't get it.
Can you expand upon that, please?
elijah schaffer
Yes, black people are killing each other at disproportionately high rates.
isabella riley moody
Colored people?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I learned in college in a theology class that if you say colored people, you get a C on the paper because it's people of color because changing the directions of the words, not the words themselves, but moving them in different orders makes you a better person.
Like if I call you the prother of Chad, right?
It makes you a better person.
chad prather
I hear you.
Let's get it right.
elijah schaffer
The prother.
chad prather
Let's get it right.
That way we don't have to say that.
elijah schaffer
The show of prayer, Chad.
chad prather
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Chad, no, but he's like, but it's like, and you're using this video without their consent.
I might use it.
chad prather
Casa de la prézo.
elijah schaffer
That's my video, dog.
I almost said the n-word.
isabella riley moody
What, what n-word?
chad prather
Yeah, that's funny.
isabella riley moody
Nugget?
elijah schaffer
I'm just, yeah, exactly.
isabella riley moody
Nugget, yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but, but, but I meant like to this, to this individual that that is there.
It's like, they just, they, they're so crazy.
You're using this without their consent.
Bro, if you, if you believe what you believe, know what you believe, stand in what you believe, be proud of what you believe.
If you want to take pride in anything, take pride in your convictions in what you stand for.
Our morals, you know, we're humans.
We're imperfect.
Sometimes we make mistakes and we do things that we're not proud of.
But when it comes to the convictions, at least what you're trying to hold yourself to, the standards that you want to reach, be proud of those things, right?
I don't sit around here telling people you've got to be perfect.
You can't be.
There's no way to actually live perfection.
I don't believe you can, but you can at least aim for.
You can try to be better.
This show, we're all going in the wrong direction.
This show's in 30 minutes, and we need to, we're all going to confession after that.
isabella riley moody
They only have strong convictions when they're keyboard warriors.
When they can hide behind their keyboards in person, they can't stand behind anything.
Because they know what they're advocating for is literally retarded.
chad prather
I'm micro-dosing LSD right now.
Do we have any more of those poppers with the confetti?
elijah schaffer
Can we get throw on the trap?
isabella riley moody
I'm going to go ahead and do that so much, but I think you guys are colored.
elijah schaffer
We need to get some poppers going.
I'm sweating.
My poppers are waning.
chad prather
Be proud.
isabella riley moody
So gay at some point.
elijah schaffer
What actually?
I know I've heard it, but what actually is it?
Is a popper a drug?
chad prather
Popper isn't.
No, I was talking about these confetti things.
elijah schaffer
There it is.
I thought we were talking about the ones that the poppers did.
Yeah, that's pride.
You ever see them huffing some shit?
They go, you ever tried that?
I've done a lot of drugs.
I haven't done poppers yet, but I'm wondering if we should.
I'm actually wondering if we should do them now.
chad prather
It's interesting.
It's popular in the gay community.
elijah schaffer
Have you done them?
chad prather
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm asking you.
What does it like?
chad prather
Breathe it.
elijah schaffer
What does it do?
chad prather
It just kind of gives you a euphoric feeling in your brain.
Lasts a few minutes.
Makes you horny.
isabella riley moody
I heard that's what grooming children are doing.
chad prather
I don't need popper.
I feel euphoric all the time.
elijah schaffer
It's called, that's being a man.
It's like, oh, horny.
chad prather
We're talking about horny.
Not so much anymore.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, that's what happens.
chad prather
If you say we're going all night, like, if somebody says to me, we're going all night, that sounds a little excessive.
Like, that sounds less of a good time and more like a threat at my age.
You know?
isabella riley moody
You need to be proud of that.
Have some pride.
chad prather
I know.
You're proud of my limpness.
elijah schaffer
That's what people are like, I love people who are like, yeah, I can go for three hours.
I'm like, why?
chad prather
Why would you?
elijah schaffer
What's the point, dude?
chad prather
Why would you?
It's the last 22 seconds is really all that matters.
elijah schaffer
It's like, you know, it's like, if I can just go watch Return of the King and just fast forward to the end, watch Frodo throw the ring into the morrow, you just can cut to the end, cut to the chase.
It's true.
Everyone, I can go for three hours.
If you need to go for three hours, that literally sounds like that sounds like a Chinese finger trap.
isabella riley moody
It's a raw dog.
chad prather
Am I stuck?
Like, I'm here.
I'm here for the duration.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, is there an ambulance involved in this?
chad prather
Listen, in my age, I'm just hoping that the in the Viagra kick in at the same time.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's get this.
Let's get this over with.
Style either I'm forever.
isabella riley moody
Next show, we should all take Viagra.
chad prather
What's it going to do?
elijah schaffer
I like that we're going to have to pretend to be serious after this.
We have to go on Sarah's show after this and like actually like talk about the news.
And then what we're here for.
chad prather
They should know to never put me and you together, especially after we've done this.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I know.
isabella riley moody
Gay anal.
chad prather
But here's what's fun about doing this show.
Here's what's fun about doing this show.
Like we throw out some of the most bombastic shit.
And it's like people, it just gives people stuff to troll and come back.
And I'm like, I love it.
I love the fact that we can just say whatever we want to say.
And they're like, oh my God, you people are like, no, at the end of the day, we really don't give a shit about anything we're talking about.
We really don't give a shit who's screwing who, who's doing poppers, who's on what.
You do your thing.
You can walk down the street with your wiener hanging out.
We really don't care.
Now we're going to make fun of you.
I don't care if you're gay.
I don't care if you're gay, straight, black, white, fat, skinny, trans, Zimser.
I don't give a shit what you identify as.
I'm going to make fun of you.
Look, I'm going to make fun of my own fat ass.
If I want to do that, I'm going to make fun of you.
elijah schaffer
You make fun of each other.
I make fun of myself on my own show.
And this is what's so crazy.
It's like, there's always somebody, right?
You throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps, the one that got hurt.
chad prather
Yeah, a bent dog always barks.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, so you throw the rocks out and we just have fun.
And I think that's why that guy, Walter Mas Masters, what is this?
Mas Master Baderson.
I was laughing because let me go to this real fast.
chad prather
He'll forever be known as Walter Master Baderson.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so he's got this.
Look at his bio.
So this is a guy that makes the YouTube videos.
And I actually give him more credit.
I always give these people more credit than I should because he actually does some pretty funny work.
Like he actually got this guy at the NRA saying that there's more people killed in America by hammers than by guns.
And he's like, you can Google it, man.
Google it.
And he pulled out his phone and Googled it and showed the guy who's wrong.
He goes, well, my point still stands.
It's pretty funny.
So he's got comedian in here.
And so I'm thinking, okay, he must be a comedian.
Troll the right wing.
I think it's great.
Channel 5 News trolls the right wing.
That was old, used to be known as all gas, no breaks.
I think it's hilarious.
You got to laugh at yourself and the crazy people inside.
QAnon is stupid as fuck.
And I don't know who bought into that.
It was retarded.
But I will say, it's like, then he comes out and he's like, oh, right.
He was at January 6th as pressed.
That's why he deleted his tweet about it.
Well, first of all, I want to clarify.
I never deleted many tweets on January 6th.
Other people have access to my account and they deleted them.
I don't delete my tweets.
I like my tweets.
He's like, he's also the same piece of shit who joked about trans genocide last month.
Trigger warning for video.
You're a comedian.
And I wrote this.
I go, I had my memers.
They never fail.
isabella riley moody
He's not as ugly as I would think.
elijah schaffer
That's my meme community.
Thank you guys for that.
That's so good with him there.
But I was like, guy with comedian in his bio puts a trigger warning on a video of an actual comedian that's been on Comedy Central, Dave Landau, making a joke about something that doesn't exist.
The reason why we can joke about trans genocide children, because there's no such thing as a trans kid.
It's not a real thing.
There's no, you can't transition.
And as kids, kids don't even know or have the ability or cognitive dissidence to even understand whether they're like that, they're a man or a woman.
This is a made-up thing that we've created.
We argue about a made-up category.
Trans kids don't exist.
So it's like we joked about it because the genocide was so ridiculous because that's what the person said.
Somebody told me that we were genociding trans kids in Texas.
We laughed about it because it's funny because not only was there no genociding of children at all in Texas, besides maybe what Biden's line the cartel do to kids crossing the border, perhaps.
But other than that, there's nothing actually going on.
And then we made a joke because even worse, there's a genocide of trans children, assumes that trans kids are real.
So if this guy's a comedian, it's like, what a shit lib.
Just go back to that.
That's just what he is.
chad prather
Let me ask you this.
Did they have you talked to Landau?
Does he know this guy?
Does he know of this guy?
Like, I'm pretty well versed in the comedy community.
I don't know him as a comedian.
I know him as a troll.
isabella riley moody
He knew him already.
chad prather
No, I don't know him.
But I'm wondering if Landau ever heard of him.
I mean, Dave Landau's been around comedy for a long time.
isabella riley moody
That face he's making, it kind of looks like if you should put it back on the screen.
My first thought was it looks like he's begging for a knee on his neck.
Does it not?
He's like, give me the knee.
elijah schaffer
Some guys would want you to do that, though.
unidentified
If Greg Kinnear wanted to be choked out on the original knee.
chad prather
Yeah.
isabella riley moody
Mala would never be on her knees.
elijah schaffer
The question is: you're also somebody, you're the kind of person that would make the joke, right?
That if you're a woman, if your shin is, if your shin grows, then does your Negro.
isabella riley moody
So I'm not good at math.
I don't, I can't compute that.
chad prather
Put the camera back on, Isabella for a second.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, put the camera back on.
chad prather
She's not near as orange as she needs to be.
isabella riley moody
I try to make myself pale for this.
I look like a dirty Cheeto.
chad prather
You look white.
isabella riley moody
Literally.
I look Caucasian.
I almost feel racist.
chad prather
Disgusting.
Open your mouth again like that.
isabella riley moody
I was going to say.
chad prather
Open your mouth like that.
unidentified
I'm more talking about it.
isabella riley moody
All right.
My mouth's only for AOC.
chad prather
Let's do a uvula check.
Look at that.
isabella riley moody
My mouth is red pelling.
chad prather
That's a meme right there.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Hey, where am I?
Where's the framing?
Is this back to where it should be?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Go in.
chad prather
Go in a little bit.
Go in a little bit.
Go in a little bit more.
A little bit more.
isabella riley moody
A little lower.
unidentified
At the bulge.
isabella riley moody
At the bulge.
chad prather
Two nipples for a dumb.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
unidentified
I have three.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say, at least.
chad prather
It's a vaccine.
I know.
elijah schaffer
Triple titty.
At least for myself right here.
At least I put in my bio.
At least I'm honest with the public.
Check this out.
If you go to my screen here, I at least put almost funny, right?
Someone said Elijah's my favorite, almost funny person.
And I loved that so much.
I never actually am funny.
chad prather
You have the best worst show.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Everything's always just, it's always done well, terribly.
It's done terribly well.
isabella riley moody
I don't know how people take themselves seriously.
Like, especially in the world we're living in today, I can't take anything seriously.
chad prather
Well, especially on Twitter.
These are the people.
I had somebody that came at me last Saturday, and I just, I absolutely abused her.
It was.
It was she's, she's a blue chick.
She started trolling every post that I've ever done.
And she just kept coming at me.
You're a horrible human being, horrible human being.
And I'm like, look, I'm going to give you a chance to chill.
She didn't chill.
So I was like, all right, I'm about to ruin your day.
I'm going to ruin your day.
And I ruined her day.
So she was like, you know, followers and you can bring all the shit you want to bring at me all day long.
I can handle it.
I can take it.
Well, turns out she could not handle any of it.
So she started deleting her tweets and then she started blocking everybody that had a comment.
We really made a bad day for her.
But then she put a tweet out there that said, Twitter is not real life.
And it's like, okay, but you don't believe that because you guys get triggered as shit over anything that somebody puts on Twitter, no matter what it is.
You guys are worn out over it.
elijah schaffer
They call you the fire.
Like, fire this person.
chad prather
Yeah, well, they want you fired.
They want you canceled.
They want you.
So she retweeted me saying to her, all of her followers, this guy's an asshole.
We need to show him, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Well, suddenly it didn't go the way she thought it was going to go because now all of my audience just piled on that thing and ratioed the shit out of her.
And apparently, apparently Twitter was more real life than she thought.
isabella riley moody
But what I will say, what makes me feel better, and I'm sure you guys have thought this before, is that these people are miserable.
At the end of the day, we're happy.
We're secure in ourselves.
Like, I'm not upset when I go to bed.
These people go to bed upset.
They're miserable people.
And that makes me sleep better at night, actually.
elijah schaffer
Well, let me talk about this.
isabella riley moody
That's my Xanax, knowing that these people are miserable.
elijah schaffer
And I'll tell you what actually makes me feel more comfortable and better in life is, well, close.
Depends which way it's coming, right?
Speaking of that, though.
isabella riley moody
Non-binary anal.
elijah schaffer
You're making this so hard.
Like this poor company, I'm trying to transition into this.
chad prather
Let the man make money, Isabella.
Let a man provide.
elijah schaffer
Woman getting in the way of a man's pursuit of making money.
chad prather
Provision.
elijah schaffer
Where has that happened?
Hmm.
Anyway, no, actually, what actually does make me mad, this is a genuine statement, is that my entire life, even my dad is, you know, I was talking to him recently and he was like, man, your knives are really sharp.
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So let's jump into this.
So like I said, they're always in this victim.
So if you go to my screen here, this is somebody else that I wasn't rude about.
Check this out, Chad.
You'll like this.
So this, this girl was just yelling and I just said, shame on you.
The blood is on your hands.
I was trying to be a respecter.
They like it when you give their pronouns.
They like it when you respect their sexuality.
So I said a non-binary NRA protester screams at elderly pedestrians walk into their cars.
I said form the convention in Houston.
I can't even spell.
I got her pronouns correct.
But the key thing was that there was just old people walking by and this non-binary person was screaming at the pedestrians walking by.
I didn't say anything.
It wasn't even rude.
I said non-binary, which is respecting.
And of course, this person also found the message and was like, report this, please.
I did not consent to having my face posted and being sexualized by sad old adults with nothing better to do.
unidentified
Okay.
Where?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
isabella riley moody
She wishes, or whatever, this non-binary creature.
elijah schaffer
Why did we sexualize this person?
I did.
We didn't do anything.
I mean, like, I mean, genuinely, like, I think that's so funny.
It's like, this is like the best thing.
It's like, you're sexualizing me.
What did I do?
isabella riley moody
What's funny is you just posting the video is like so rude.
elijah schaffer
This is Twitter rape now.
isabella riley moody
That human is just yelling at old people for no reason.
Like, that's fine.
elijah schaffer
Go to the screen.
Chad's looking at that.
Chat's trying to figure it out.
chad prather
I'm trying to figure it out.
Well, first of all, look at all the hair colors.
isabella riley moody
Turned on.
chad prather
First of all, look at all the chemicals.
And they're Santa Claus.
Suddenly, Santa Claus is there.
Maybe, maybe, maybe the sexualization came from Uncle Charlie dressed up like Santa Claus.
isabella riley moody
What about that?
chad prather
I never could figure out why Uncle Charlie and Santa Claus had the same eyes.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
There's also Agent Cody Banks in the back, too.
See him back there?
chad prather
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Agent Cody Banks.
unidentified
I didn't think about that, but he's the queer security.
chad prather
Look at him.
There's green hair.
There's blue hair.
There's pink hair.
There's orange hair.
It's Santa Claus.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We're going to keep going.
But I will say this.
So while this is happening, you know, in Dallas last weekend, things were also going on in Philadelphia.
Everything was happening.
We also, by the way, have a drag show happening tomorrow, Saturday, that's like a reading to kids.
It's happening here in Dallas.
unidentified
Look it up.
elijah schaffer
There's a drag show.
Make sure you show up, let your presence be known.
Tell them how much you support their drag shows for kids.
But there is an event for middle and high schoolers.
I think we have the actual invitation here in case you want to go to it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Here it is.
Oh, no, it just happened June 1st here in Philadelphia.
Actually, this happened.
So this is actually for the Philadelphia one.
It happened on Wednesday.
There was an end of the year drag show for children, queer summer activities looking like kids.
And guess what?
Guess who was putting it on?
Speaking of Udders, look at those.
Is that a man boob?
Are those?
Is that a man?
Those are man boobs.
Those are moobs.
chad prather
That's a man that paid for those boobs.
isabella riley moody
You think?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
That looks like just like titties.
isabella riley moody
They don't look nice enough.
chad prather
No, that's the bad thing about it.
That is the tragedy.
That's $10,000.
isabella riley moody
Well, because this person is.
elijah schaffer
Chattered.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Chat's seen them all.
chad prather
I listen.
I went and got Botox the other day.
isabella riley moody
I held on to all the this is a person of color.
They can't afford good boob jobs.
chad prather
Little silagon.
elijah schaffer
Where's a drag?
Where's a drag character?
That's what they're useful for.
Don't read to my kids.
chad prather
I said I went and got Botox and y'all just brushed right past that.
I just, I love feeding everybody this bullshit.
I don't care if you got Botox.
I know.
I just love giving the trolls an opportunity.
elijah schaffer
Did you get Botox?
chad prather
No.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I haven't gotten Brottox.
chad prather
Of course, I did.
unidentified
Did you?
chad prather
Yeah, where?
I got in my sack.
isabella riley moody
I know.
I knew that.
chad prather
You want to tighten up your hair?
elijah schaffer
You guys get looked up, right?
When you said my sack?
chad prather
Biscuit.
elijah schaffer
Can I get a biscuit shot real fast?
chad prather
Biscuits had to see a lot of things.
isabella riley moody
Because biscuits only, what, five months old?
chad prather
Biscuits have seen a lot of things in her very short life.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
chad prather
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
My dog is too.
You know, sometimes I just, my dog, because his balls are always just like hanging, you know, and in my face.
isabella riley moody
Oh, you got him.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes he'll be staring at me.
I'm like, how do you like that?
When we get in the shower, I'm like, look at these.
How do you like it?
chad prather
It's called Scrotox.
What it's called.
elijah schaffer
Does it get the wrinkles out?
isabella riley moody
I've been fexting him.
elijah schaffer
When you're fixing, when you're fexting, when you're fexting and you realize you want to get those wrinkles out of your scrotum, check out, isn't it, but it's called Scrotox, right?
chad prather
Scrotox, yeah.
You want to make sure that your balls are hitting all the right.
elijah schaffer
And that make sure you get a mask for your balls too, right?
So protect them.
chad prather
Monkey balls.
elijah schaffer
I'm putting this show is deteriorating.
So a little bit of a drink.
chad prather
Listen, bro, you had Isabella and me on here.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I do think this is going to go.
This is actually last episode.
I made, I told somebody, I said, This is one of the things I like about the show is I like to take the show in the direction of the guests that we have.
Like, I like to always find a line of reasoning and understanding.
And so I just want to take it in that direction.
And I really enjoy this direction.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This says a lot about so you'll know what kind of person I think you are by the direction the show goes.
isabella riley moody
I love it.
elijah schaffer
You're on it, which means this is what I think of myself.
These are my spirit animals in the room.
I am one of this is when I'm with my own people.
This is me.
isabella riley moody
Yeah.
chad prather
I'm working on a new comedy album.
It's going to be called Dick Jokes.
And I just wrote a song, actually.
You know, I do comedy with the music as well.
elijah schaffer
Are you like Walter Masterson comedy or real comedy?
chad prather
Real comic.
Yeah, I know.
And we're going to write his name.
We're going to.
I wrote a song.
I got a show in Fort Worth Sunday.
And I'm going to release a brand new song.
It's called That's the Thing About My Penis.
Fantastic new song.
It's going to be a chart topper.
It's going to come in hard.
isabella riley moody
That's a good song title.
chad prather
Come in hard or just the tip.
isabella riley moody
And I want to commission on this.
elijah schaffer
Can you give me just the top of the list?
Humans at the top.
There go from the top.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Can't start.
You can't sing.
Give me a ride.
You have to go to the show.
You have to go to the show.
chad prather
We're going to release it at the live show.
elijah schaffer
Jose, if you come to the show, do you also come in the show or do you stay out?
chad prather
Well, I like to come after the show.
isabella riley moody
I release you a lot during.
chad prather
That's show business.
That's the perks.
elijah schaffer
Oh, have fun editing this one, Josiah.
Anyway, it's like poor Shasai.
It's like, you know, why would you edit this?
chad prather
Hey, I'm single.
I'm single, ladies.
Just remember, I'm unvaccinated.
I'm unvaccinated, ready to get acclimated.
elijah schaffer
I think we already watched video one.
Let's go to play video two of children participating in drag culture.
It's very interesting.
unidentified
I think this is illegal to watch, but so you know.
chad prather
That kid didn't just learn those dance moves.
Like, that wasn't spontaneous.
isabella riley moody
That's what's so sick.
elijah schaffer
And they're not.
isabella riley moody
They're adults and impressionable.
Yes.
When they're so young, their brains are so malleable and they're so impressionable.
And that's what's so sick about this.
And especially if you put children on hormone therapy and actually, these things are irreversible.
You're really setting up that child to live a miserable life and probably more likely to commit suicide, but at least be miserable.
It's really disgusting.
And the amount of people that grow up and actually regret transitioning and wanting to go back, you can't go back.
chad prather
And the thing about it is, Elijah's right.
He may not, it may not be legal for him to even show that because of the weird laws that are out there.
They can go out there and do that.
But if you put it on your show, that's never the rambo.
You never know the ramifications of consequences.
elijah schaffer
Well, and this is what I feel weird about.
It's like, like, objectively, and I'm, and I don't, again, don't take me out of context on this, meaning whatever that dance was, um, I don't, I, it's like, it's gotta be like a drag dance.
It's like, um, it's the gay as hell.
Well, it's like a gay dance.
And I guess that's that's like there's like a gay type of dancing, also known as all dancing.
No, I'm just kidding, but like, as you said, we're going to be dancing later, right?
Um, no, no, but what I meant is that it's like that's clearly, yeah, very gay dancing.
But it was whatever it was done, it was the flow was done like it had been rehearsed many, many times and had been taught to the person or like they learned it.
And I think people don't get that's the point of like RuPaul's drag race, all of these things.
It's not that we're you're saying, oh, I don't think adults can do things behind closed doors.
It's saying things are not behind closed doors anymore.
The door's been taken off of its hinges.
I mean, this is, we are, we are, and we have cameras inside.
It's blasting in Times Square.
Like, that's where we're at in our world.
And when a kid can get on stage with a fetish, a kink type side of someone's sexuality, and they're not just on the stage, like a kid that we saw earlier.
Now we're even talking about the skills of the kids with the gay sex stuff.
Like we had the kid giving the dollar in the beginning to the drag queen.
Now it's like they're not just on the spot.
They've been trained up in this.
It's like train your child up in the ways of the Lord.
They will not depart.
Train your child up in the ways of the gay and they shall not fart.
isabella riley moody
I mean, talking about sexualizing people, this is sexualizing children.
There's nothing, it's not anything less than that.
chad prather
It's 100%.
You're right.
And that's, what was it?
What was the, what was the kid that they made such a big celebrity out of?
The, you know, Desmond.
unidentified
Yeah.
chad prather
Like, that's a perfect example of.
You know, you looked at that when that kind of popped off a couple of years ago and then everybody's like, well, okay, but that's one example, right?
Like I hear people, they come at me on social media and they say, oh, yeah, but you're talking about teachers.
Don't lump all teachers in there together.
You know, that's an isolated incident.
But now we're seeing that it's not so isolated.
Now you have the teachers that are on TikTok who are coming out talking about, yeah, you know, we're going to pledge allegiance to the pride flag and, you know, all of my students are gay now.
And you see them over and over again bragging about this stuff.
So whereas you had Desmond, who was like this one, you know, shooting star, if you will.
Now you got this stuff.
It's every day.
Duluth, again, Duluth, Minnesota is going to open up a nightclub and have a drag show for kids.
And you talk about drag queen story hour.
You're going to do it in McKinney or Dallas or wherever they're going to do it.
isabella riley moody
The slippery slope never ends and it will never be enough.
It will never be enough.
chad prather
It's never enough.
isabella riley moody
Keep going further.
chad prather
And the reason it's never enough, because again, you talk about equality and inclusivity.
They don't want equality.
They want control.
Again, we're not talking about people who are gay.
We're talking about people who are pushing an agenda in the name of LGBTQ.
This is a narrative.
It's an agenda.
It is a worldview.
It's a paradigm that wants to subvert the dominant paradigm because the dominant paradigm is evil.
So the people who are pushing a certain agenda are not after equality.
They're after control.
Because trust me, 99% of the people out there who have an alternate sexual preference than straightness, they don't give a shit about all this stuff.
They're not pushing this.
It is the very unsilent minority in the LGBTQ, whatever community, the gay community, right?
I mean, people that I know, friends I know, aren't out there pushing an agenda.
elijah schaffer
Well, then, but this is what you have to ask yourself.
People say, well, what's the point?
Why do we have these lies about Ukraine?
Why is there this agenda with the gay agenda per se?
And people deny that it exists.
No, but it is absolutely real.
And the reason why it's there is not because of you watching this show.
Remembering, this is audio only and you can download it Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you find it.
And we really encourage you to go there.
But the most important part is because like 52% of people or more are actual retarded people.
And they just kind of go by something that they hear.
And if you go around and you like kind of just say, yeah, people who don't, you know, like trans kids are real, for instance, it's like, then they just believe it.
It's weird.
It's like if it's on TV or if it's on their favorite celebrity, why do you think they go, well, why is the White House bringing BTS, you know, the, you know, the bullshit, I mean, BST or whatever, the band from South Korea.
Because literally all it takes is just a news article of showing BTS with Pierre, the press secretary.
Now everyone thinks Pierre is cool.
I just, oh, Pierre, the one who was with the BTS Korean band.
Yeah, they're so hip.
Biden's doing a good job.
And it's like, I'm sitting here being like, can you fix inflation?
Can you stop our entire country?
And then the problem is, is he'll be okay in office and everything will be fine because he literally knows.
All I have to do is bring a South Korean band on.
And the majority of the country is just like, yeah.
And then how do you, but then it's like, well, they're not engaged in voting.
No, you, yeah, you stoke fears of a pandemic, have mail-in voting, tell them that it's their right.
It's part of their right to give into the democracy and you get into office.
That's what happens.
It actually works.
You engage the retards and you actually can have power.
And that's why we are a republic.
We weren't meant to engage the retards.
We meant to have people of nobility, people who had stakes in the world, people who literally had owned property, et cetera, not retarded people voting.
And now we're in a country of retards voting, and that's why we're run by retards.
But ultimately speaking, it's like, yeah, that agenda is there to engage the idiots.
And they want to get that through.
So it's like maybe there's 20% of people that are out there that are thinking well that are like, dude, we don't want this shit.
But it's like, unfortunately for you, your country is dumb.
And that's just the problem.
And you're the minority.
The real minority in this country ain't blacks.
The real minority in this country are people with any common sense.
isabella riley moody
Zion Rand once said the smallest minority is the individual.
But I have a couple things.
Okay.
One, the whole idea of democracy.
No one, there's so many people that will act like they love democracy.
Everyone deserves a right to vote.
That's not true.
And if you were to ask a leftist who's like pro-democracy, should a white supremacist have the right to vote?
Does their say matter?
No, they're going to say no.
So no one actually believes in democracy.
Another point is what I find interesting about what's going on right now.
It's usually what the left has been so smart and strategic about is that they knew that we were that they were going to indoctrinate the youth.
That's how they were going to really change the population and for the future.
But now they have groomers, predators as the ones that are indoctrinating the youth.
So it's like a double whammy.
It's like, it's insane.
elijah schaffer
Go to my screen.
Look at this.
Just to back up what she's saying.
Counselor arrested for sexual misconduct with student organized school's first drag show.
So like, yeah, it's like this.
isabella riley moody
It's coordinated.
elijah schaffer
It is all coordinated and reminding you that nobody is safe.
I mean, check this one out too.
The United Church of Christ in Naples, Florida will controversially be hosting the event next week in the Youth Pride Conference.
So it's now in your churches.
It is now a part of your faith in God.
You know, we are having the conference for the youth.
We're not in VBS anymore.
We're in VB LGBTQS.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's like, that's a lot too many letters.
Let's just stick to the VBS.
chad prather
Just VD.
Yes.
Veneeral disease.
Not VBS, it's VDS now.
elijah schaffer
That's my vacation Bible school.
unidentified
I know.
chad prather
I was talking about venereal disease school, which is what they're turning it into.
elijah schaffer
I'm just going to just mask off my balls and put it on.
chad prather
You need Scrotox.
That mask has a lot of wrinkles.
Let me tell you.
So recent study said that churches in America, by and large, are less than 50% in terms of their biblical worldview.
They don't possess a biblical worldview.
So, and it's even less.
I mean, single digits.
I think Glenn even talked about this on his show the other day, where there was only like eight or nine percent of black churches or even Catholic churches had what's considered a biblical worldview.
So obviously, when you have your institutions of faith in your churches that are trying to appeal to the woke mob and seem inclusive and accepting, again, where you're having, you know, drag queens that are coming to churches in order to put on a show.
If you want to go to church, that's one thing, but now you make yourself the center of attention.
That's not what church is about.
So even our religious expression here in America, again, we don't want to, we don't want to appear to be Victorian or puritanical or antiquated.
So we've got to be up to date in the times.
And the best way to do that now is to have a drag queen.
I mean, I need a drag queen on my show.
We need to get, we need to infiltrate our time.
elijah schaffer
We've got a lot of queen coming, I think, on this month, coming right on the show.
unidentified
Me, right now.
elijah schaffer
Lady MAGA agreed to come do a digital drag on the show.
isabella riley moody
Yeah, literally.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to get Lady MAGA and John Doyle together.
chad prather
That's a big, that's a big chick, Lady MAGA.
unidentified
That's a big dick.
chad prather
That's a tall, I imagine based on the just the proportion of that human being.
isabella riley moody
We're not bigger for her hand.
elijah schaffer
We need a bigger needle with the scrotox.
You know what I'm saying?
chad prather
Yeah, exactly.
You want to go 18 gauge on that.
What were we talking about?
elijah schaffer
We were talking about this idea of going everywhere.
And speaking of this, I want to bring this up.
chad prather
Oh, I know what I was going to say.
Before you go into that, I can't get past.
I know what it's like.
Like, I don't wear underwear.
I just like, it's like, I don't need the less is best, right?
elijah schaffer
So for me.
chad prather
I just.
elijah schaffer
They were a dick.
isabella riley moody
I'm done.
Last time I'm saying the word.
elijah schaffer
Slightly thirsty for taking place.
chad prather
It's awfully funny the way she says dick.
isabella riley moody
Rolls off the tongue.
chad prather
Spells it though.
Does it?
Or rolls right into it.
isabella riley moody
I get it.
chad prather
Why would you want to put stuff after the roller?
Why would you want to put on control tops?
Why would you want to put on spanks?
Why would you want to put on pantyhose?
Why do you want to try to put your boys into that kind of bondage?
I don't know why anybody is girls are strapping down their boobies because I know a lot of people who are.
See, here's the thing: but I'm not even talking about transsexuals.
I'm talking about like trans like transvestites.
So, like, so like a couple years ago, the pride parade in West Hollywood, the LGBT came out, like the trans community was opposed to the transvestite community.
They didn't want to march in the parade because they felt like that was an insult to the true trans community.
So, if you look at these guys, like philosophically, they violate one another by grouping themselves together.
They don't get along.
Like, I had a friend of mine who's a lesbian who came to me, came at me years ago when I was talking about the gender transitions, whenever Trump made it where they couldn't do gender transitions while they were in the military.
And there was going to be no more military paying for that.
And I did a video about that saying, you know, it's freaking common sense.
So, I had a lesbian friend of mine who reached out to me and she's like, you know, that's offensive, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, but why do you care?
She goes, well, people kind of look to me to speak out for the entire community.
I said, but you're not trans.
You're not, you're a lesbian.
That's a completely different thing.
Why is this bothering you?
Well, we just, we just kind of get lumped together.
And I said, well, stop.
Like that, that in and of itself, you want to talk about having pride and inclusivity is one thing, but you also want to have a sense of identity.
Why are you identifying with people that don't, that don't even, that's not even your lifestyle.
isabella riley moody
But even if she was trans, it's like you speak for the entire community.
It makes no sense.
chad prather
Yeah, you're the smartest person.
isabella riley moody
I know.
That's like the queer term, umbrella.
It really means everything.
elijah schaffer
Queerness is everything.
isabella riley moody
It's a label that does not actually mean anything besides retarded.
chad prather
Can we put that on a t-shirt?
Queerness is everything.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
And I do remind you, though, good news, everybody.
Good news.
Go to my screen here.
We're going to end on this story.
The World Health Organization insists that pride parades go on despite monkeypox concerns.
COVID, shut shit down.
Monkeypox, let's go.
Everyone, get those bananas out of your pockets.
You're not going to put them in people's booty holes.
Let's go.
There is no specific transmission route that we need to be worried about.
chad prather
Don't put on a ball gun.
elijah schaffer
I wish if COVID was spread through anal sex, we would have had the best last couple years of our lives.
Nothing would have happened.
Everyone would be like, you know what?
It's just through anal sex.
So let's keep it going.
isabella riley moody
Did you know when COVID was first spreading in New York City, literally the government put out a letter that said how to properly have anal sex and like eat out an asshole?
I swear to God, I'll spend a lot of time.
elijah schaffer
That's why, you know, you gotta be able to do that.
Be careful with words because, like, if I come home and say, I'm not sure, if I say I chewed out some asshole, that means something different than eat out an asshole.
That's why words are important.
chad prather
Words are important.
elijah schaffer
Chewing out an asshole.
chad prather
Again, that's why the order of words matters.
elijah schaffer
They are important.
And that's what we always hear.
isabella riley moody
Never say the N-word.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
You're on slightly offensive.
We pride ourselves in only one thing.
That's political correctness and always keeping our humor kosher.
And people say, oh, they're critical of Israel.
How about this?
I don't just keep my food kosher.
My humor is too.
So I'm even more respecter of people than you are.
Take your race's humor out the door.
I would like to dedicate this episode to the journalist, Nick Martin, who decides having, I just want to dedicate this to him.
I want to start dedicating the people who watch these shows and clip out stuff.
Let's start dedicating in memoriam to them.
You know what I mean?
Like, because his career died a long time ago.
It never got started.
And so to you, hats off to you, monkeypox to you.
And because we should be proud of being gay, I hope you have lots of anal sex freely this June.
unidentified
Monkey cocks.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, monkey cocks and stuff in your butt.
So I hope you do.
And we hope you have a great rest of the week.
Anyway, don't forget to support us at blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
Like I said, the last episode, we had tons of extra stuff available, like a whole extra 45 minutes basically on Blaze TV that you couldn't have gotten here.
It wasn't an extra episode.
It wasn't like an extra bit.
It was like the second half of the show.
And so we appreciate you guys.
I would go longer today, but Chad not wearing underwear.
So, you know, he's going as long as he possibly can already, and it's visible to the whole studio.
We're very uncomfortable, and we need to get out of here.
Plus, the talk isn't working on Isabella, and I'm like, she's got to fix herself.
So don't forget to follow Chad Pray there.
Where can they find you?
Where can they follow you?
chad prather
Watchchad.com.
The most vain URL on the planet.
elijah schaffer
Watchchad.com.
And don't forget to go to his shows this weekend as well.
chad prather
I'm going to be in Belton, Texas, Friday night.
I'm going to be in Bernie, Texas on Saturday night.
Going to be in Fort Worth, Texas.
elijah schaffer
So tonight, tomorrow.
chad prather
Yeah, and then we're bouncing around.
We go to Oklahoma next week.
It's going to be good.
elijah schaffer
So check it out, watchchad.com.
And Isabella, where can they find you?
Where can they follow you?
isabella riley moody
Twitter at Isabella Riley US, Instagram at Isabella Riley USA.
elijah schaffer
And don't forget to follow us on all social media.
Again, we have a couple reviews as we're going to close out.
Thank you for leaving us podcast reviews.
We are an audio-only podcast.
Can we bring those up on the screen?
From Hobby64 says, incredible job.
Elijah, I heard you on Jason Whitlock.
I'm 57.
I rarely have heard someone who has the wisdom that God has been blessing you with praying for you and growth of your show.
Wow, that's a very unfitting review for today's show.
chad prather
For today's show.
elijah schaffer
Rick, I'm, yeah, but the last show.
We'll just pretend like that was on the last show.
Is that the only one we have today?
chad prather
Did you church up?
You churched it up for Whitlock, didn't you?
elijah schaffer
No, we just talked about that.
isabella riley moody
This one's good.
elijah schaffer
Yes, okay, I did.
Did you do that too?
unidentified
Always.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I am, I, people don't realize I can, I always match the show that I'm on.
chad prather
It was just the right thing.
elijah schaffer
It's something appropriate.
Just like it's like wearing the right clothes to a dinner.
Like, it's just, that's it.
There you go.
Let's play that last one there.
Lives up to its name in the best way, Adriana Rabs.
This show is definitely slightly offensive, but living in such a morally offensive and corrupt world, how can you expect both the truth and kumbaya podcast?
So, so over-flowery commentators, luckily, you won't be subjected to that the here.
It's true.
There ain't floweries, but you can apparently see her flowery.
isabella riley moody
Kumbaya.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Anyway, have a great rest of the week.
This is a rough start to Pride Month.
God bless the United States of America, just not this month.
Right?
chad prather
Hey, lube up and watch Slightly Offensive.
isabella riley moody
101 in any other way.
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