May 25, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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SCIENCE Says MonkeyPox Is GAY?! Is Bill Maher OUR Guy? | Guest: Quarter Black Garrett | Ep 255
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Less than 1% of Americans born before 1946, that's Joe Biden's generation, identify that way.
2.6% of boomers do, 4.2% of Gen X, 10.5% of Millennials, and 20.8% of Gen Z, which means if we follow this trajectory, we will all be gay in 2054.
Lucky for most of us, we're not all going to be gay.
I don't have a lot of time left.
I don't have a lot of time left.
I already have four kids, though.
So, I mean, if we're all mandatory gay, what was it, 2020?
What's nice?
I was going to say before you before you've ruined the show before it started, before you've ruined it, I was going to say for some of us, it's not by 2030 we're going to be mandatory gay.
Some of us have already gotten there, Garrett.
Nice cover-up with the kids.
It's not working.
I thought it was a confetti of color.
It's a good beard.
I thought it was a lot of beards.
It's a confetti of color.
It's a better beard than the one you got on your face.
Yeah, it's not a good one.
You know, it just doesn't feel like it.
I thought by 30 it would come in at some point, but it never did.
To be fair, this one would be sympathize with you for one moment.
Just this is your one chance this whole episode.
But for the one moment, as I feel you too with the facial hair, where it's like, I kept thinking it was going to come.
It was going to come.
It was going to come.
And I go, the only thing that came early was me, not the beard.
And I just don't understand why it didn't grow in, why it didn't fill in.
And then my brother, you know what my brother says?
He goes, oh, I know how you can make it grow in.
Get beard transplants.
And I go, oh, that's not a solution.
That's a surgery.
Thank you.
That's a band-aid.
Okay.
That's a sad band-aid.
Elon Musk did it, though, so it's okay.
Did he do beard transplants?
Well, he did the top.
Have you seen pictures of him like early in his career?
Joe Biden did, too.
He's got nothing on top, and then now he's just like full.
Would you, if you, if, do you have a balding gene in your family?
Yes.
Do you?
So do I.
I have a big forehead.
So luckily I'm not actually balding.
This is just, this is called deformed.
Yeah, this is deformed.
This is called being a deformed kid.
But at the same time, I will say if it genuinely goes, I'm going to do the propecia.
I'm going to do the monoxidil.
I'm going to do the whole thing.
And I'm going to make sure my hair comes back.
Because you know what?
Our country might be declining, but my hairline doesn't have to be.
Damn right.
Damn right.
I think if I ever go bald, I'm just going to, I'm shaving it off.
Really?
Yeah.
I may even like shape it like Captain Picard, you know, do like the horseshoe around just because.
I think it's a dominance thing.
I feel like if you do shave your hair, though, it's like that gives you some license.
If you accidentally become a porn star and it comes out, you know, future on your career, as some people's careers, it has come out.
If you're bald, you are 50% more forgivable for being a porn star because I feel like bald and action stars and bald in adult action also all make sense.
You've already lost your hair.
What else can you lose?
Yeah, you can't lose your dignity.
We're all going to be gay anyways by 2030 and trans.
Are you excited for your family to be the first trans family by 2030?
Quarterback, Garrett, welcome back.
Hey, thank you.
I love being on your show, man.
I mean, I don't like you, but I like being on your show because it's exposure.
It's like one of the main...
I love Elijah.
I can't...
I can't hide it.
Okay.
It's true.
It's one of the main things that you're doing.
It's almost uncommon.
It's like, how much longer do we have of the show?
That was.
No, I was counting down the days until 2030.
Yeah, me too.
It's like, we got, what, eight years until we're all gay and we're all trans guys.
And I'm going to let you know we have a lot of that stuff to talk about today.
On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV with your favorite host or top 17 host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
We do have the confetti of color, and we are talking a lot about the gays.
Specifically, there is a new disease on the loose, and it's coming to a bathhouse near you.
And unless you are one of the few people in our country that doesn't have raging orgies in unclean bathhouses, then you should be worried because apparently monkeypox, though it's transferred like anally through dry, unlubricated sex, is now apparently a threat to us all.
And I didn't, I worried.
You weren't the, so now you don't need to feel shame.
You're not the only one who's been doing that.
No, no, I don't.
We got you a booster.
What do you see?
These seats are very deep.
I will have to say.
These are very deep, and I have very short legs.
Okay.
So, like, whenever I sit in this.
You've been going deep at the bathhouses.
Dude, don't talk about my monkeypox like that.
Don't talk about my monkeypox.
It's really itchy.
What even is monkeypox?
Okay.
I just heard about it.
We're going to get into that, guys.
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Okay, so basically, we've gotten to a point where I feel like, you know, you and I having to come into a room together voluntarily means that we're not in a good position as a country.
Not good at all.
Because it means every time we come together in a room and we've come together in rooms many times.
Several times.
Several times.
It was, and it does.
Intoxicated?
Not intoxicated.
Intoxicated.
It's totally totally sober.
Sober.
And it's okay.
There's no judgment.
There's no judgment here.
I don't have any judgment.
And this is a true statement.
Like a lot of people that watch the show, obviously, there's a lot of people who hate gay people, and I totally get why.
Because the voices of the gay community, I hate too.
They're really annoying.
The spokespeople for, you know, this, we now know.
It's the loud people.
Yeah, it's not, it's like not the everyday gay person.
I have no problem with any of those.
It's the activists.
And I think that's just across the board of any other group.
I just don't like activism in any form.
Like, I just don't like posters, holding posters up.
Usually they're the most annoying people.
So it just, that's, you know, I don't know.
This is like gay people.
It's just a loud one.
Gary, I feel like we should have known because think about this.
The most annoying part of Sunday school was what?
Craft time.
And then they wanted you to bring it to your parents or like even in school, like art class.
I don't want this.
Please.
Oh, use taxpayer dollars to color.
This isn't fun.
I don't want to do this.
And then it turns out.
Where's the color that looks like my skin tone?
Beige.
There's not a beige there.
You have to do a brown and then a tan at the same time.
Doesn't work.
I understand why you have trauma.
No, it's just, I've been going through my whole life without a color.
Well, it's true.
And it's taxpayer-funded racism started in the art classroom.
But we always knew.
And the craftspeople were the people that, okay, it's one thing to like get into the craft because you're stuck there for 45 minutes.
Like, let's say you've got to go make a poster for like, but like, everyone hated when you do a project and made you make a poster with it, right?
Like, did if someone genuinely enjoyed making a trifold presentation, that person is a psychopath today.
Don't trust them, man.
Those are the kind of people that you're like, they're going to shoot up school.
I don't know because that they really enjoy that kind of just like monotonous trifold with the glue.
No, they weren't going to shoot up the school.
They were going to molest your children later in life.
Oh, you see, that sounds far down.
I'm sorry to our craft lobby out there.
A few people.
I love crafts.
Yeah, me too.
My problem was like, I was the guy that always was good at crafts and like drawing and stuff.
So I got to do all that stuff.
They're like, oh, no, make him do that.
He gets to do it.
Yeah.
And it just explains.
It literally explains everything.
But I will say this: with Bill Maher coming out here and saying this, we are in an interesting time because, you know, we have this emergence of the monkeypox virus.
You know, it's so, it's so prevalent.
There's 56 cases now in the United Kingdom.
There's several in the United States.
And, you know, we're only basically a handful.
Yeah, we're only about 970 away from the amount of comparable amount of illegal aliens crossing into our country every six hours.
So we're getting pretty close.
But I will say, there's all this talk about the next pandemic and what's happening.
And they're saying that the next pandemic is going to be spread what?
Through gay people, through homosexuality, which we're not allowed to say, by the way.
But apparently, gay people are spreading disease.
This wouldn't be the first time the gay community has been spreading something.
That's true.
It wouldn't be.
I mean, there's specific viruses that go around in the gay community.
Also, other communities.
Well, Doc, hey, Fauci said that it can be passed in the air.
And if you just touch a cereal box with somebody that's gay in your family, you remember that?
Yeah.
And if you drink at a drinking fountain, you also get gays get gay.
Well, this is what I want to know.
Does it work the same way as monkeypox?
Well, I'm saying, like, with Bill Maher, like when Bill Maher, people give Bill Maher too much credit, I feel like in terms of like being a conservative, they're like, Bill Maher recognized the truth a year or two too late.
And so now we're going to praise him.
Like, did you?
Oh, my goodness, Bill Maher.
He had a good point.
He really is a trend.
Yeah, trans is a trend and kids are being indoctrinated, but he's bringing up a good point.
We are actually living in an engineered society, specifically not just with engineered viruses, bioweapons, super weapons, engineered elections.
We are talking about we are in an engineered position, an engineered society to where they are actually deciding and changing our sexual expression to the point that we can geographically point out on a map where people are more likely to be gay.
Now, you could say with adults, right?
Obviously, maybe more gay people move to New York or move to LA because of the general acceptance.
But the idea that kids being more likely, minors, even pre-pubescent, pre-sexual development, becoming gay and trans.
Very influential.
Like they can be influenced very, very easily into going down trends.
Now, that statement that he made about it being a trend, I 100% agree with it.
And I've always said that it is a trend.
Sure, there are some kids that are confused at the point of like getting to that point.
Never should be encouraged, never should be taken to a doctor and changed.
But like, I get the point that there are some that are that way, but not to the level that they are now.
The level that they are now, I always explain it like this.
It's like in 2005, if you were an emo and you literally tattooed your eyeliner on and you can never remove it, only that's your genitals now.
You're in a trend where you change your body to form to that trend.
I feel personally attacked.
Well, you know, that's your choices.
You know, that's how, that's how you get down.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like five, 10 years down the load, whenever this isn't interesting anymore, they're going to be changed.
They can't reverse it.
Who invited this guy here?
Who invited him here?
You know, I don't even know.
I think I walked in the door.
I saw there was a light on.
I wanted to check it out.
And then I was like, wait, this is Elijah's office.
So I came and sat down.
And then you showed up.
And then you're working on stuff back there.
The lights came on.
It's interesting, though, that I'm glad today that you're letting people know we're failing at our position.
We've been trying to get interesting guests on the show.
Guess how that's working out, audience?
It was an empty chair.
I was in the pantry.
I know.
It's working out.
It's so good for you.
Door was unlocked.
Lock the door next time.
That's on you.
We don't even have money for doors in this studio.
Literally.
It's true.
I know.
We're in a closet.
Wait, I didn't even use the door, though.
I went through the window.
Yeah, we haven't had windows since 2011.
It's true.
Well, the prices are skyrocketing right now.
Literally, we had, well, the problem, but the problem of it was with the whole window situation.
We had people peeking in, looking in, staring at us.
And that was mostly.
Then you got arrested.
You went to jail for seven years.
That's what a warrant is.
It's a hiatus.
You went on a hiatus, as of I've heard of those recently.
Things going on hiatus and stuff.
And nobody knows what's going on.
But hey, let's go.
Let's move into this.
Blaze Media said this.
So people are mad because he's pointing out the truth.
And this is what's crazy.
We get called hateful on this show, but progressives blast Bill Maher as transphobic for saying that it's trendy to be LGBTQ, declaring children transitioning to transgender is not science-based.
This is so crazy.
Got Bill Maher here just chilling in the corner.
Americans identifying as LGBTQ.
This is from the Blaze.
Bill Maher dared to discuss the sacred cow of transgenderism, which instantly caused progressives to attack the liberal talk show host.
During Friday night's episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, the HBO host discussed Gallup poll about the increase of Americans identifying as LGBTQ.
The survey found the percentage of U.S. adults who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or something other than heterosexual has increased to a new high of 7.1%, which is double the percentage from 2012 when Gallup first measured it.
The Gallup poll published in February said that each generation had increased by around double from the previous generation.
They were 0.8% who identified as LGBTQ, 2.6% baby boomers, 4.2% Gen Z, 10.5% millennials, and 20.8% of Generation Z. Mayor hypothesized that some of the massive increase in people identifying as LGBTQ could be people because it currently is trendy to be considered as such.
What I got to say is the ultimate part of this that I enjoyed was the fact there's 2.6% of baby boomers that are still rocking it in the bedroom.
I don't even care who they're sleeping with.
I'm surprised Viagra and Cialis works.
That's what I saw.
I was like, oh, Viagra want that, though?
Like in geriatric homes?
You know, like, they're getting down.
Are you serious?
They're getting down because why wouldn't you?
Yeah, like, I'm like, hey, I got like two years left.
Maybe.
Is that why everyone's trying to become like CNN, like nurses, assistant nurses in those places?
You always know there's a lot of ugly women.
You know, there's a lot of ugly fat women that become nurse assistants in those homes.
And like, it's true.
Like, they're genuinely, they tend to be overweight.
They'd love to.
And they're not good looking.
Now I get why.
Those horny bastards, grandpa.
Yeah, I mean, we invented pills that take care of that, your issue.
Grandpa.
All night long, baby.
You're supposed to be taking your dementia pills and not sneak a couple of these blue pills in here.
Hey, there are people.
I'm all for it, man.
No, but I mean, but I do think about this because you do have children, shockingly, and you are married.
I don't know how, but I, but I mean this as an individual, is it is bizarre to me overall when I look at the situation that we are in a position to where society has moved from where we're saying that like some people are just born this way to clear evidence the fact that people are not just born this way.
People are programmed, which I think supports the idea too that I think there's a lot of factors that go into making people attracted to the same sex that we could discuss.
I'm not going to go into all those other factors.
What I am going to say is there is a new factor involved in this that is not even just about sex.
It's about body modification that would be called a social construct.
If anything, transgenderism has become a social construct, but we're not allowed to talk about this.
And whenever you talk about the truth about what's really going on, you either call the racist a homophobic bigot.
And even if you're Bill Maher and you run one of the most liberal shows on the internet, you are a true Democrat in the greatest degree.
All of a sudden, you're a conservative.
Yeah.
It's like, no, he's just speaking real talk.
That you were talking about earlier is like, it's a barrier.
It's a barrier to truth.
Anytime you get close to that truth, you're called a racist, a sexist, a homophobe, all this stuff.
And it's like I said earlier, there's definitely a percentage of people that feel that way, that are confused about their gender identity or that are gay or lesbian or whatever.
But the point of manipulation at this point is like so high.
Your social media constantly telling you to do this.
Your peers are telling you to do this.
Movies are telling you to do this.
Media, like everything at this point is socially constructing this reality that does not actually exist.
So anytime you actually, you speak on real reality, it's against the narrative.
You can't talk about that.
So then you're called conservative, which is now a negative thing to all of these psychopaths out here.
But like that, like Bill Maher comes out and says something that is just obvious.
It's like, yeah, there's obviously going to be a push for young people to join all these, like this trendy thing.
It's a trendy thing.
You have new actors.
You have movies.
Everything's kind of cool.
It's a cool thing to be trans, right?
So it's, you join those things.
It's easy for a kid to get manipulated into that situation.
And when you say that, somebody like Bill Maher gets called a conservative.
Well, that's what I think is interesting, even about this show.
Like, because people will be like, well, if you're not a conservative, what are you?
And I go, I just speak common sense.
It's true to life.
You know, you don't have to be a conservative doesn't mean that you are a truth teller.
It means that we've lost the ability to even differentiate that people can have different worldviews and still acknowledge reality.
We might have different solutions, but at least acknowledge the truth, a standard.
Where I go, you know, people say, so what are you?
Dude, just because I'm willing to call out the BS in society, just because I'm willing to be honest about the situations at hand, even in some of my own issues and indiscrepancies in my life, doesn't mean that I'm, you know, holding to this, you know, traditional Catholic, conservative worldview that I live by every day.
I mean, I live a pretty, a pretty, you know, I try to live my best life, you know, but I make mistakes.
I've made a lot of, I've learned by doing, right?
I mean, when I was a kid, there was a cookie maker and I didn't know that those got hot on the outside.
And I learned by burning the tips of my finger off.
I did that with a toaster.
See, and you learn.
You go, that's hot.
And my whole life has been burning things off.
And then mostly my reputation.
But that's.
No.
Yeah, it's like, it's like just because you tell the truth and try to speak through all of these manipulated lies and double speak, that somehow makes you a conservative.
I don't think so.
I think, I mean, although there's a difference between something that I believe I will live my life and I believe everybody should do, you know, right?
So like, I personally am not gay, even though this guy keeps trying to imply that I am.
I have four kids.
Okay.
It's not a beard.
But.
You could be a woman.
Right.
I could be on the inside.
I have long hair.
It's okay.
You could be.
I could be.
But I'm not.
If you were, even though he's not, I would accept you.
But you're not.
That's what I'm saying.
But you're not.
I'm not.
But I would accept you.
No, no winks.
No winks.
No winks.
I am straight up a dude.
The woman's hair, everything.
This is not what.
I mean, I never said like the man's hair.
Hair metal band.
The man's hair.
Thank you.
What was I saying?
He threw me way off my.
You say something about being gay or something.
Go ahead.
Right.
So the way I live my life is different than the way I think we should all, like, I'm not going to force my own beliefs on somebody else just because I believe a certain way.
So that's like whenever you speak the truth through these lies, it doesn't mean you're automatically implying everybody live the way that you live your life.
You're just speaking to the common truth through everything else.
Like Bill Maher, I can agree with Bill Maher, even though I believe he is way different than my lived.
Opinions, like he lives his life differently and he believes in different things, but if he still speaks to the truth, I can agree with that and it doesn't change his opinion, doesn't change my opinion, doesn't change our like where our political compasses are individually, we're just on the same path.
Well, and this is what he said.
We have this video here.
He's like saying, you know, we are allowed to ask questions, like meaning it doesn't mean that you have to be.
You know you have to.
You have to agree with everything that your party believes.
And that's the problem is, they expect you to just jump on the train and continue with it.
Listen to this.
He's getting accused of being evil for pointing out statistics.
Watch this.
I'm just saying that when things change this much, this fast, people are allowed to ask, what's up with that?
All the babies are in the wrong bodies.
Was there a mix-up at the plant, like with captain Crunches?
Oops, all berries.
I'm just yeah, and so it's like you know he goes on.
I'm gonna go to this from us.
He went on to say that you know.
He listed the potential health risks of puberty blockers, even talking about the real problems in our country.
Then he highlighted that no gay men were selected as a grand uh marshal for the upcoming New York City pride parade.
That's where we are now.
Gay men are not hip enough for gay pride parade, he said.
Mark pointed out that the prime directive of teens is to do anything to shock and challenge the squares.
Who brought that?
You up right.
It's why nobody gets a nose ring at 56, and that's the position we're in.
Is that, you know, not only are you not allowed to question the truth and if you do, if you do uh or not the truth, but the the, the narrative that you are called the conservative.
But then, even then, when you look at how crazy things have gotten and you go dude, there's a gay pride parade and a gay person isn't even leading it you go.
You guys are so backwards, you are so mixed up, you are so unable to actually acknowledge the truth, to talk about what's going on that i'm stuck here having to point out this bullshit.
The fact is we've gone completely overboard.
There's no point of discussion.
We don't have any standard of truth to even live upon and it's crazy if you stand there and just tell people, hey, he's like pro-trans pro-gay, pro everything.
And because he just says hey, I think it's time we actually have an honest discussion.
Honest question.
Conservative, to be honest, you can't be honest now.
Yeah completely, completely you can't be honest because it is like I said earlier.
What you said is if you speak up even a little bit, you have to be ousted because that just their, their whole house of cards is built on sand, which is like if you even breathe in the wrong direction, that whole thing comes down and people start waking up.
So anytime somebody vaguely says something that is close to the truth, get rid of them, because we, we can't.
We can't have that whatsoever.
Like the thing the gay pride parade, it's not.
It's so trendy to be trans that we're gonna pick that instead of the traditional.
Like that's.
Conservative, you lost the spot being a gay, A spot person in the world.
Did you lose it?
You lost it.
No.
Did you lose it?
Were you trying to lead the parade and you lost?
I wanted to hold that, like, the stick thing, the baton, you know, right in the front.
Sus.
Very sus.
Very sus.
No, he's not.
He's not gay.
He's not gay.
And you know, if he was gay, I would nominate you to be the front of the parade.
I would nominate you.
Nobody's handsomer in this studio ever than Corter Black Garrett.
If you were gay going to school, Tupac's.
Yeah, gay Tupac's cool.
But I also would say that they're pretty handsome too.
But I would say you can only be a quarter gay anyways.
So that's true.
That's why you could never be bisexual.
It only works in.
You could never be bisexual because it requires at least one half.
Did you see that they're saying that they needed to drop the charges for the guy who attacked Dave Chappelle because he was bisexual and offended?
No, literally, that was the point.
Gaskin doesn't.
That's in California.
Yeah, they said he was offended by jokes.
And so he was bisexual.
They literally wrote this.
He was bisexual and offended by his jokes about the LGBT community.
So he felt like he needed to kill him.
And they were like, so we get it.
So, of course, we have to drop all the charges on him because he's a totally sane person.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
Oh, but you're by why doesn't everyone just do that?
Like, dude, you stole $10,000 worth of TVs.
I'm bisexual.
No, I'm polyamorous.
I couldn't choose.
Right?
I wanted to see all of them at the same time.
Yeah.
And you never know when I might go to like, you know, an L C D plasma.
Plasma.
I have all kinds of choices.
I might do like a 3D.
I might run a small and a large at the same time.
I don't discriminate on size.
Yeah.
It's like you have all the options.
I'm pan-television sexual.
That's got to be a word for that.
Panavision.
Panavision.
There you go.
Panavision.
No, but then like I was realizing, though, and I noticed that, remember, he went to kill Dave Chappelle with a gun knife?
Yes.
He did a knife to a gun because he's bisexual.
He can't choose.
He couldn't choose.
He had to handle it.
He had to have both.
He had to have both.
And then he didn't even use the weapon.
He was a selfish mother rapper.
Yeah, he uses a fist because in the end, he gave up because it was just too hard to decide.
I mean, that's the world that we're in.
And you know what?
And I got to say this, though, but it doesn't matter because you ask questions and you got to say, like, what's the real implications, right?
Like, you know, we're letting people off the hook because of their sexuality.
We're not wanting to acknowledge that, you know, we are harming children because it's trendy and it's cool and you don't want to be seen as hateful.
And Maher just points out something very basic, which I think is crazy.
It's like, I'm only playing this not to give him credit, but just because it's weird to hear points we've been making and many people have been making for a very long time finally make it onto TV and people being like, oh, Bill Maher really smart.
You're like, bro, this is like, this is 2016 podcasting going on.
Bill Maher the quintessential version of that of a liberal that held their head down, didn't question anything for six years straight.
And then now when it's kind of safe to start talking about this stuff, he pops back up, starts talking about it.
Well, they had that lady on there earlier that was talking about all the mandates and not being happy about that.
It's like everybody started seal clapping for this chick.
It's like everybody's been saying this for the last two years.
We've been saying this.
And Bill Maher, every time he has an opinion like this, everybody seal claps for him.
And it's like, yeah, duh.
Like everybody's been saying this already.
We've just all been shadow banned and kicked off and unpersoned.
And now you can say it.
Now it's because it's safer because the pendulum's starting to slowly swing back and it's safe for you to say.
They all criticize the pandemic pandemic after it's like ended.
Listen to this though.
He's like, at least he points his out.
He's like, whoa, here's a fresh idea.
Maybe we should stop experimenting sexually on our kids.
Listen to this.
And it's okay to ask questions about something that's very new and involves children.
The answer can always be that anyone from a marginalized community is automatically right.
Trump card mic drop end of discussion.
Because we're literally experimenting on children.
Maybe that's why Sweden and Finland have stopped giving puberty blockers to kids.
Because we just don't know much about the long-term effects.
Although common sense should tell you that when you reverse the course of raging hormones, there's going to be problems.
We do know it hinders the development of bone density, which is kind of important if you like having a skeleton.
Oh, it's like everyone laughs.
It's like, wow, maybe we've been mutilating our children.
And everyone's looking around like, wow, this is so genius.
Wow.
We shouldn't permanently affect growing bodies.
What?
Great opinion you had there, Bill.
Great opinion.
Yes, that is why we're saying, hey, maybe we should slow down on this stuff.
Maybe we should wait till people are adults and have fully formed brains before they start making permanent changes to their body.
Kids are already confused at their age, at like teenagers, going through puberty.
And they're talking about before you have puberty, which you're already, you're just a kid.
You have no clue what the rest of your life is even going to be.
You don't have any clue what adult is, what sex is, nothing.
Okay.
So they're talking about changing those bodies before they know anything.
Well, disgusting.
And, you know, obviously, like somebody that would child abuse.
Right.
And we talk about like underdeveloped brains and stuff like that.
I mean, you know, you know, the problem with trying to live with one is that it's takes one to know.
I wasn't going to talk about that.
You talk about that.
The head size is what deceives people to think that the brain is all there.
Mostly water.
It's pressure, actually.
This is called hydrophilic.
I am retarded, though.
It is true.
I just say.
I think that's why we work, you know?
It is true.
That's why you bring me on the show because I'm retarded.
You're retarded.
All I know is the attacks are ramping up, people.
I always tell you here, they were already coming for me recently.
I warned people they were coming to try to destroy my career.
And, you know, they're still coming for me.
Because you know why?
Because we're a threat.
Because we show pictures like this.
We show pictures of Amy Schumer in a bathing suit.
Don't do it.
And it makes.
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Can we go to that?
Oh, yep.
But this shows.
You blindsided me with this.
Yeah.
See you what's going to happen.
Literally, you can turn me from a cock Asian and just to an Asian by removing my cock by putting this picture up on the screen.
Me no honey.
Bing bao.
Me lingling.
Yeah.
I don't like this.
Emotional damage.
You know what?
Literally, I'll tell you this.
I am just going to say, if only Amy Schumer had been around Nagasaki, she could have taken the full brunt of the nuclear explosion.
Oh, yeah.
Just be one big shadow.
Just taking her out.
I know, but look at this.
So I'm seeing like the media is so retarded because they just changed their tune.
Like if you look at this contradiction, right?
The same publication.
I think this is, this has got to be, is this Daily Mail?
It's very trash website.
Right, but it's like too much eating Gilbert Grape.
Leonardo DiCaprio shows off middle-aged spread as he enjoys Mexican getaway with Nina Agdal.
I like the show.
And he's not even like that big.
He's just like, look, that's literally a guy with a relaxed stomach.
No, it's a guy with a relaxed stomach who's been out of the gym for six months.
That's literally all that is.
Like, you could turn that around in eight weeks.
That's my goal.
We're going to get to that point eventually.
I know, but like, they're like, you know, they love giving guys crap.
At the same time, they're like, she's no train wreck.
Amy Schumer showcases her knockout figure in strapless bikini during Hawaii beach outing.
And that is like, it is a knockout.
I was knocked out.
I lost my breath and not in a good way.
Yeah.
Goodness.
Like, you know, I'm heavy, so I'm getting.
But I'm working on that.
No, you've lost a lot of weight.
How much weight have you lost so far?
What, what, 28?
You've lost a child.
Basically, yeah.
You've lost a girl.
I've lost two, maybe three newborn babies.
Totally off this form.
But you know, I'm working on it.
Amy Schumer, she's not working on that.
That's a good phrase.
Abort your fat.
I like that.
Pro-abortion.
Yeah, I'm fat abortion.
Abortion, abort fat.
Abort the fat.
Just literally cut it off.
Kill it.
Get it out of here.
Kill your fat.
Just remove it.
You know what?
You don't need to kill your baby once you get pregnant.
Stop looking like you're pregnant when you're not.
Abort the fat.
Hashtag.
Fat abortion.
No, but I was going to say, it is this ironic part that we constantly see between the two sides of media, where they're constantly giving you this ridiculous call to action as a man, where they want you to like, they want this double standard where they tell, say like oh, Bill Maher is brave now for speaking up.
Meanwhile, they've chastised us for the last few years about the fact that we've been speaking up.
We were called conspiracy theorists and we were hated and we were demonized.
And the same way goes with the media too.
It's like there's always this double standard that exists in literally in everything.
And we're going to talk about the uh, the monkey pox in just a second because um, I got to be completely honest.
I am so ready for this, but I do got to talk to you about uh, my patriot supply.
So many of you guys know it looks like Maybe Schumer has been in no lack of preparing food.
Oh no, she's stockpiling, she is stock.
Amy Schumer has definitely has no lack of supply of food, but they're, they're suspecting actually that that a food supplies are going to be shortening and coming at maybe within the next 10 to 20 days i'm not even joking because of Amy Schumer, ate it all?
Um no, but also because, I don't know, the economy is collapsing.
Our currency is is, is is having major problems.
I saw our dude.
Our currency is like a Hollywood celebrity, it's just got problems and no one can help it.
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It is also fun to me too that, um that in that you know it's interesting when, when you need emergency, nothing says prepare with with Garrett, because why would you do that?
It's like they already know you can prepare with me with Garrett.
You better be prepared to know him because you might be the emergency.
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
I mean, I don't.
I I stockpile food, but it's mainly just for me, so I can't, I can't hand that stuff out.
No, it's true, i've been stockpiling in my lower gut.
Do you know the fat right?
Why do you think I have this?
It's really hard, it's all preparing man, but I like what Mark Loebliner told me he was like.
He's like you know what.
People have different body Fat percentages, and some guys, you know, live the most enjoyable life between 15 to 20 percent body fat, which is actually really good.
If you can, he's like, Elvis just like casually throws out 15%.
15%, yeah, but I meant, but I, but he goes, you know, like, obviously, not everyone's meant to live around like the 11%, 10%.
That it might be exhausting.
You're competing, but it is understanding too that a lot of it is very deceptive on the internet.
And if you really look how people look when they have bloating or natural inflammation, it is a lot different.
Now, your case, I don't know what Photoshop could do to help, but you know, not a lot with miracles, it still exists, including myself, too.
You know, we've talked about this on the show a lot.
It is really, really nice to what I call being just average, like where you're not ugly enough that your looks hurt your future.
You strive, right?
But you're not good-looking enough that anyone can think that your looks helped you.
You just are just average.
You know, that's what I thrive on.
This average, right in the middle.
I went through all high school just kind of running right in the middle.
Nobody picked on me.
Nobody expected me to be cool.
Right there in the middle.
That's what I do.
That's what that's my power level right there.
Well, I couldn't get away.
Something has been wrong with me for a couple decades, and I don't think it's been diagnosed yet.
But I definitely was targeted.
I've been targeted by a lot of people.
I've been targeted by, I get targeted.
I have a lot of people.
I feel like you're a big target.
Yeah, and I don't know what that is because, you know, there's plenty of super targets around here.
You can shop.
It's mainly, I think it's your face.
What about my face?
That could be it.
I mean, it's general kind of punch.
It kind of almost like makes me want to in a way.
Yeah, you know what's a theory.
But what's nice, though, that's why my height comes in because people like you with stubby arms can't even get the reach.
So it's like I'm proportional to like a hobbit, though.
You know, like a hobbit is not like a short guy with like his whole body is small.
People don't realize he was actually invited to be on the Lord of the Rings, but even Frodo didn't trust him.
Think about it.
Frodo trusted Sam.
Wouldn't let me in.
Yeah, they wouldn't even trust me.
This isn't even really a normal camera.
I had to bring in my own camera to like go further back.
And it's like a perspective thing with the lens.
It makes me look bigger.
I brought in my own chair.
He was too short for the role.
Yeah.
Well, I was talking about this, how big this chair seemed.
I got little legs, man.
Well, you know, I feel like you're being so short.
You seem to have to fill out the chair.
Well, you know, I just don't feel like I'm represented here.
You got regular people's chairs here.
So since we're pretending like this is a show, let's keep going here.
Sure, yeah, whatever.
So monkeypox is in the news.
Now, if you guys don't know about this monkeypox, somebody, you know, okay, so somebody tried to set me up in one of those in one of those traps.
Somebody sent me and they said this.
Wait, what kind of trap?
Well, they said like there was a new disease called Floyd Bola out.
Okay, okay.
Not like traps.
No, like Floyd Bulla.
And I didn't know what that meant.
And then I went, ah, okay.
Racism.
Must condemn.
Right.
Don't do it.
Don't know.
Not even once.
If you're thinking about doing a racism, stop it.
Yeah.
Eat, drink some milk.
Eat a Snickers.
Get help.
Go be gay or something.
I love how you say that.
It's all tried.
It's like, you know what?
Hey, you need to heal from your racism.
Go chop off your cock.
Just cut it right off.
Hey, we're really trying to get racism.
All thinking and extremism.
Mutilate your kids generally.
There's been no studies on this, but I believe that all racism is stored in the cock.
It's in the balls.
It's in the cock and balls.
I think it's a separate thing.
You can kind of cut it off.
Genuinely, it's kind of true because racism being like natural understandings of cultural differences and wanting to find solutions and being mad when people are lied to and the solutions aren't met.
So you voice those differences.
And then when people deny them, it creates tensions.
And those tensions develop into general bitterness because nothing's being done.
And so then racism develops.
Yeah, I would agree.
But I also would say that that's my point.
We got to get rid of extremism, like negative things like racism, and instead start doing normal things like removing our dicks and stuff.
You know what I mean?
I agree with that, dude.
Don't you love that narrative out there?
It's like, dude, everyone, stop being hateful.
Cut off your privates.
And you're like, wait, that's the solution?
That seems a little radical.
It's like, hey, everyone, stop using cocaine.
Fentanyl is better.
That doesn't help.
Obviously, I mean, you can get a little bit of fentanyl and get you the same amount.
You like fentanyl.
Like a pile of cocaine can get you.
You know, dead.
I want to be famous.
I've been using fake counterfeit bills high on fentanyl all over Minnesota, and nobody's noticed.
It's really.
It's a skin tone.
That's racism.
Yeah.
That's racism.
I literally, I've literally been practicing my yells.
They're just like, thank you, sir.
They're like, thanks for the $20.
They didn't even check it.
And I'm like, you know what?
Where's a police officer?
I trust you.
Yeah.
Where's a police officer when I needed to be famous?
I'm stuck playing with Barbies in a closet.
Oh, you have to lean on your own neck.
Some people commit crimes and actually become something.
That's a lot of yoga.
I commit a crime and I get a felony charge for 12 years.
You have a felon.
I'm going to kill someone in the room today.
And that's probably going to get me more than 12 years.
That would be racist.
That would work.
How much more time do we have on this show?
All right.
More on this.
Okay.
I'm interested.
Let's keep talking.
We're talking.
Everyone watching this and listening about having a good time because remember, this is an audio-only podcast.
You can download on Spotify and iTunes.
You should rate it.
Yeah, give it a rating.
We've stopped reading reviews, and we need to bring that back today.
I'm going to bring it back today.
Dude, I'm going to bring it back.
Greg Gonzales talked to us about monkeypox.
If you don't know what this is, it's everywhere.
It's not from monkeys.
But there are some people monkeying around, if you know what I mean.
Wait, that wasn't race.
No, that wasn't about black people.
Because as we talked about the last episode, thinking that monkeys equate to black people makes you a racist.
Me thinking monkeys to humans because we're all a little wild.
That's what I was thinking.
I'm loving it.
I don't know.
It was in memory of George Floyd.
So a thread on monkeypox.
I'm not an expert.
Greg Gonzalve said on the pathogen, but right now many of the cases are in gay men.
And I know something about infectious diseases among men who have sex with men.
What does that mean?
That's a really weird implication.
That's a weird way to say that.
Yeah.
Hey, and I know something about gay infections.
Very versed.
Yeah, like imagine it's like your daughter's like, I got a menstrual.
I think I got my period.
It's like, yeah, periods?
Women have them.
And you know, nobody's more familiar with the menstrual cycles than your father.
It's like, it's a very weird demonstration that has two thumbs.
This guy.
Who knows about gay sex disease?
Greg Gonzalez said, he said, first, it's not a gay disease as some of these people.
You're like, most people.
Did he say most?
Yeah, he's like, now, many of you know the cases are in gay men, but it ain't a gay disease.
But it's not a gay disease.
Did you just say but?
All right.
If you are say, if you are say it is, grammar police, where are you?
You are perpetrating stigma and ignorance, damaging the public health responsible to this and endangering lives.
The disease spreads by close physical contact.
This is in a setting which the answer isn't shut down.
All these parties tell gay men to stop having sex at them or dancing in close proximity to each other.
I don't think it's different from dancing.
Don't tell him that.
With the dancing, you know what he means by that.
Yeah.
These are little twists.
Like when I was in high school, you know, people used to do this thing.
I went to a Christian high school for two years before getting expelled from it.
And they would do these things where on the dance floor, people would, and I'm going to be careful saying this, but like they would make a circle around somebody and then people would do more than shake hands with their fingers.
Yeah.
And then they would like, but they would like, they would do that.
And you guys kicked out of the school for this?
No, I didn't do this.
We weren't supposed to talk.
We went to high school together, so this is getting weirder.
This is getting weird.
Remember when we danced closely together and there wasn't a certain yeah.
What I am going to say here is that they would do this and then people wouldn't.
Right.
Yeah.
They would ask people as people do.
No, no, no, no, yeah.
Yep, that bass dropped and so did somebody.
So the panties.
So the panties.
And I'm going to say this.
So he's saying, aka, we got a video removed from here, by the way, because we went and filmed this pride event.
And while I was talking to someone, someone came up and stuck their fingers up someone's butt.
And then YouTube took it down for sex acts, which I get.
You shouldn't, you should.
We still have it.
But I get why.
It's homophobic.
I know.
YouTube is homophobic.
Yeah, they are actually.
They just don't want the truth of these events coming out.
They want your kids to come out, but not the truth.
So what I find funny about this is he's like, it's mostly gay.
Don't call it gay.
And the solution is not don't do all the things that lead to transmitting a virus.
Even though we went through two years of stop literally everything in the world because a virus might possibly get you sick.
But now he's like, don't.
I'm the expert here.
Don't.
He says, tell them to stop doing it because it hasn't worked for HIV or other kinds of infectious disease outbreaks.
Isn't that crazy on gay men?
Like, he's like, they have such low impulse control that like they literally, there's a disease that's going to kill them and they just can't stop having sex with each other.
You can't tell them to stop.
And then like the dancing in close context, it just means like promiscuous behavior.
And so he says, a friend has said, this is what we do.
Don't panic.
Don't stigmatize.
Don't suddenly become sex negative.
Educate men on what to watch out for.
Ask people to stay home if they're sick or have some unusual lesion pop up, even if they aren't planning to have sex.
I feel like if you have an unusual lesion pop up, that's a natural lesion.
You should know something's wrong.
You should be like, yeah, maybe I shouldn't go to the party.
I got your tail grows.
Tails are growing.
Tails are going inside of you.
You're going to have hair everywhere.
Like, what's going on?
I don't even know what's going on.
I feel like lesions should be a red flag in general.
Like, lesions.
Yeah.
Maybe I shouldn't go to the club.
Yeah.
Oh, I need to have sex.
I have to have like a visual on my penis.
Like, don't go to the club and intend to use it.
But this is what's so crazy about this is it's like, what happened to this kind of mindset with COVID?
Where it was like, hey, you know, people want to live their life freely.
Let's not be life negative or child negative.
Let's not force masks onto people.
Let's just job negative or like society or humanity negative.
It's like, hey, with the gay men, though, if there's a virus in the homosexuals, then that's okay.
And I also think this is weird too, because, you know, for like the normal gay viewer or someone watching the show, or, you know, you have family or friends that are just normal people that happen to be gay.
They're not gay people.
They're people who happen to be gay, which is a huge difference of making your identity about your sexual lifestyle.
That's a very weird thing to do.
But it's like in the midst of this, it's like, hey, we're all going to suffer.
Belgium is already going into quarantine for this.
And it's, again, there's a disease that primarily is affecting a specific small group of people, and we're all going to have to pay the price.
And then if I have to hear Bill Gates say one more piece of crap in his entire existence two years from now about how well we learned in the fact that monkeypox is really just amongst people who are having gay sex and then you know you see him he's got his tail coming out you're like we knew mr. man beef the whole time man one of the little does he have wing do you go do you grow wings like in Wizard of Wizard of Oz I think so but monkeypox It's like just the name of it is also like it's not gonna.
They do this.
They try a new disease every year and it doesn't really stick.
Yeah.
They're like throwing it swine flip?
Maybe.
What about the monkeypox?
Oh, that one might.
Yeah.
A little bit.
A little bit.
No?
Okay.
No.
No, we can't.
That's why it's not.
What about the bad virus?
Well, this is just going through like a Rolodex of animals.
Just see which one will work.
Yeah, it's not going to work because.
There's a lot of play on that bad virus.
You've already attacked black people as it was.
So they're trying to say this was racist.
I've already heard this is a racist name.
Of course.
But COVID was already racist.
So let's watch this.
This is why we can't trust the media on this stuff.
Let's play video number three.
Rebecca, how you doing from the New York Times?
Can I ask you a quick question?
It's Avi from Rebel News.
How is the public meant to believe that the New York Times is here to actually ask the tough questions when you're here as an invited guest?
How are people meant to rely on the mainstream media?
If you wouldn't mind, we just, if you could get us, you know, thank you.
You don't want to explain to people why we should trust the mainstream media?
No?
Of course, no comment.
There we go.
So that's the point here.
In Davos, you have the mainstream media that are not here to report the truth.
They are here as part of the event.
Invited guests with their white name tags.
Well, I gotta say, it's Avi Yemeni.
Oh, we got Avi Yemeni, who's amazing there.
Yeah, he's great.
And he's in Davos.
So the World Economic Forum is going on right now.
The event where they plan to plan pandemics.
Or they don't plan.
A giant evil corporation or a conglomerate kind of organized group of Dr. Evils.
Definitely not that.
What is the phrase that Klaus Schwab, the head of the World Economic Forum, uses?
And he uses stakeholders.
Oh, yeah.
Responsible stakeholders.
And he said today that we're going to change the state of the world.
We have control over the state of the world, he said.
and they're preparing for the next pandemic and they're trying the monkey pox now.
I'm feeling like- I'm waiting for him to do the pinky.
Hmm.
One billion dollars.
Isn't that interesting?
He needs a mini-me.
You want to apply?
Good.
I could do it.
It'd be like a spy.
I'm short for the spot.
Are you?
Again?
I could get in there.
I could be like a little Klaus Swab Mini.
Put my little bet.
Klaus Swabet?
I can put my little tunic on it.
You gotta go bald, though.
You gotta go bald.
You gotta shave it off.
Yeah, I think I could do it.
Well, people don't realize this World Economic Forum is literally telling us what they're planning to do next.
Savannah Hernandez is on the ground there.
Jack Pisobic was detained by police.
I saw that.
For trying to film and discuss what's happening.
God forbid the people of the United States actually start questioning what's going on.
And the weirdest part about this was watching the right wing pair up with Antifa out front of Davos to protest this.
That is a strange circumstance.
Yeah.
And they were like agreeing.
There was no fights.
Except for the fact that the only difference was that they, Antifa was like fighting for a way forward, basically a new world order, but without China and without Russia involved.
They're like, we agree with you, but not specifically on the way you're doing it right now.
Yeah.
And so I think it was like, I think it was like a weird position to where I just want people to know, like, that is going on.
And as we're speaking, they're just engineering the next things that are going to happen.
And most importantly speaking, it's like the processes, they're making your kids gay.
They're making your kids trans.
They're making everything cost a lot of money.
They're testing new viruses.
And if you also see Bill Gates talked about how that, what he wrote today about how that one disease movie, what was it called?
He said, like, what was it?
It wasn't pandemic.
It was.
Okay, whatever movie he referenced, he was like, he was like, I'm so glad we're going to make movies like this so that we can prepare and see that there needs to be a national response to viruses, forgetting that that video movie was about the government planning on dropping a bomb on a city that they released their own engineered virus in.
He literally was admitting it.
He was like, oh, yeah.
He's like, I love this movie.
It really doesn't understand where we need to go in the future when it's literally about a government-engineered virus and the government kills people in order to contain it.
But just that was weird.
And then I, then I just film.
Yeah, I ordered his breast milk.
I've been drinking it.
It's been helping me.
How does it taste?
Is it sweet?
Like the cries of his victims.
Yeah.
Like the trend.
Me too.
But the monkeypox that they're planning to monkeypox out.
They're talking about it.
They're already involved in it.
And you already see that the propaganda is beginning.
I don't know if you saw about this, but monkeypox.
80 cases confirmed in 12 countries from the BBC using the same image.
Six years, well, five years apart.
Come on, guys.
Get creative at least.
Yeah.
And also, too, I want to say this: that it is a version of like smallpox type of event.
And they were also using pictures from syphilis as well.
The NHS in the UK were using images of smallpox.
And I don't even think that's the biggest issue is the date.
Because the dates, this seems weird.
The dates, because I feel like monkeypox hasn't been around, or maybe it has.
First time ever.
But I don't even care if the dates are.
I don't know what's the discrepancy I see here is that they're using pictures, my majority, of smallpox.
And you know, when I was a kid, though, I don't know if you remember this.
When I was a kid, especially around September 11th and the time after, there was a lot of discussions about terrorists using anthrax and then smallpox.
Remember that?
And then some smallpox vials got leaked and they got stolen.
What happened to that?
Remember, they were also about there's gonna be a huge smallpox and we had vaccines ordered.
And just today, Fauci ordered $119 million of smallpox vaccines.
And we're developing, we're ordering monkeypox vaccines now, apparently.
It's happening.
Strange.
You know, it just kind of disappears.
And Moderna CEO, by the way, was at Davos saying that he was really upset that more people aren't taking his vaccine and we got to figure out how to make him do it.
How do I get him to use it?
I want to stick it in their veins now.
Yeah, and reminding you, before Operation Warp Speed, none of their products for mRNA vaccines were approved or even passed any trials.
But they're now given to all of us across the board.
And then you see well, there's the marathon that just happened, the big marathon that happened, where now 16 people have been hospitalized.
Everyone's having heart attacks at the marathon.
Somebody actually died because it's not related to the vaccine, though.
Not at all.
It's like normal for just 16 people to die of, you know, to get hospitalized from heart attacks at a marathon.
I've heard this is very commonplace.
I'm used to the healthiest people having heart attacks at marathons.
Very normal stuff.
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Like I said, I can't change Davos and the future.
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And I say sous video and then flame it.
It is, there's so many ways to cook steak, but I'll tell you this.
If you ever put a video of it up or a picture up online, you'll find out a thousand other ways you could have cooked it because everyone seems to have an opinion on how your meat should have been cooked the way they like it.
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How do you take your steak, by the way?
I want to know.
Definitely medium rare.
I will say this, though.
I went with Mark Loebiner to Haywire.
You been to Haywire?
No.
Steakhouse?
No, no, no.
I went to Haywire with him.
He ordered a steak salad, then proceeded to ask for nothing else except for the lettuce.
So he ordered a bowl of lettuce and then asked for triple steaks and then ordered them rare.
This man ate raw meat on lettuce for like a pile of raw meat and lettuce.
What a legend.
That's that's just carnivore.
Yeah, I was like, okay, then three steaks and a bowl of lettuce.
The ratio is very off, but I like it.
That's close.
That's a man's salad.
That is.
It is.
No dressing, just pile on the raw materials.
Lettuce and raw meat.
No oils or anything just a little bit of salt, raw meat, and lettuce.
Blood is the dressing.
It is.
It is.
It's going to be the dressing of today, too.
I got a salad plan.
I don't know.
I heard there's something.
I see someone says, someone asked me for a knife earlier or something.
I don't know what's going on.
I do want to say this.
So as moving in this vote, the propaganda has begun.
Speaking of the pandemic, though, during the Sunday morning appearance on ABC this week, Dr. Ashish Jaha, the Dean of Brown University School of Public Health, and the White House coronavirus response coordinator spoke of an unexpected surge of Wuhan coronavirus cases for the coming fall and winter.
In other words, the surge is expected to come right before the November midterms.
And I do want to let you know this too: that the White House is already suggesting that we should not be advising indoor gathering and we should go back to suggesting masks.
They believe just in time in October, November, that it will be unsafe once again to gather because of a new surge of new types of coronaviruses.
And the Moderna CEO was saying at Davos that he's afraid that the new updates are not going to be as effective for the new strains that are sure to come out around election.
And then we also found out in minors, some of the studies are showing that they're only 12% effective in certain cases of youth.
And so the best way that we're going to be able to fight this is by avoiding public spaces like polling booths.
You better send those voting out.
You send it to everybody.
Everybody in the entire state.
You ever seen Dominion's logo?
Let me look this up real fast.
Dominion?
I've heard the name Dominion.
So you do know that it's the Volume Machines.
Just the name is creepy.
I know.
I know.
It is a weird, it is a weird thing.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I watched Austin Powers too long ago.
That is not as funny as it used to be because it's almost real.
Like, Dr. Evil is almost real.
It's just they do it under this guise of trying to protect you, which is very devious.
Well, like, do you ever notice Dominion voting?
It's interesting that they have, they use a ballot box.
Look at my screen here.
That's red.
That's like the red vote going in.
I don't know.
I just always thought that was weird.
Trick your brain.
That they have like, it's the red vote.
And then some of the other logos they have is it like a blue one comes out.
Their other logo.
They have like a blue.
They have like some weird stuff going on.
Yeah.
It's, it's like it's.
There's a red going in and a blue coming out.
Like a Dominion watch.
If you go, if you go here, I just say, I find this I'm a little bit conspiratorial, a little bit, a lot conspiratorial in this stuff, but like, I love how Dominion, look at the Dominion is called the power or right of governing and controlling rule and control.
It's Dominion voting.
And then they have like the red vote going into the box and it disappears.
And it's just like, I don't know.
I mean, we know it was safe.
We know it was fair.
We know it was guaranteed.
I just fortified.
It was fortified like our cereal.
Yeah.
Full of fiber and fortification.
Well, listen, this when asked by host Martha Radditz about the expected surge, Dr. Jaw explained that they indeed are planning for a variety of scenarios, including the wave of infections this fall and winter, which he uses an opportunity to push making that sure we have a new generation of vaccines that are being worked on right now that we have availability of treatments and testing and we have the resources.
And calling on America for being awesome.
Hearing the Moderna CEO cry in the World Economic Forum about how, like, one out of two Americans won't get a second shot or haven't gotten a shot at all.
And he's like, they just don't want to fall in line.
You can't fall on that line when we do what needs to be done.
Cap guns.
Yeah.
Cap guns.
Nerf guns.
I like that.
Nerf guns.
Paintballs.
Paintball fight, the World Economic Forum.
Hey, you want to get a paintbrush?
We get it on a paintball field.
It's true.
But I do want to say this.
So they're telling us that we might not be able to, even this fall, get into close spaces, close contact because of monkeypox.
But it is interesting, as Sarnovich said, that it is homophobic to call monkeypox a disease, largely being spread by gay men at bathhouses, even though that's what is happening.
Say, COVID-19 hysteric and lockdown advocate from Yale.
P.S. You can't do lockdowns to slow the spread of monkeypox.
That's only for COVID.
So he's saying, like, it's interesting that because gay people are spreading monkeypox in bathhouses, which I didn't know existed, really.
I didn't know.
Yeah.
I know in Korea they do.
I don't culturally.
I just thought in America, maybe outside of San Francisco.
Which one makes sense?
Because I know that Biden said, remember, remember he said that quote about he remembers back in the 80s with the orgies and the bathhouses.
I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
That's not normal.
Okay.
That's not a normal thing.
You're the only one who remembers that, sir.
Hornpop was there.
He's like, wait, that was just an island.
I was in a bathhouse.
That was a bathroom.
I got on a plane.
Who there?
Oh, girls, rubbing my legs.
I'm just going to say you're rubbing your third leg, your tripod.
But this is from Live Science.
I do want to say this.
What is, let me go to this revised.
What is monkeypox?
And so let's actually talk about this here for a second.
You guys got to see that.
What is monkeypox?
I'm just going to read it.
I don't know why I can't find it on here, but this is where we are right now.
I've been so distracted with my entertaining guest who's really kept my mind up.
And I've been really having a good time with him.
And it hasn't been hard to get through this at all.
It's been a nice day.
I've been really having a good time.
But here's what monkeypox is.
What seems to be happening now is that it has gotten to the population.
Oh, it is resetting.
It looks like nothing works while you're around, including the show.
Let me give you a second.
My aura.
Yeah.
What seems to be happening now is that it has got into the population as a sexual form, as a genital form, and being spread as our sexually transmitted infections, which has amplified the transmission around the world.
David Hyman, an infectious disease epidemiologist and World Health Organization expert, told Reuters.
Monkeypox is a disease caused by the monkeypox virus, genus, it doesn't matter.
Orthopox virus.
The virus is closely related to the other pox viruses, such as the other ones.
And we keep going down all of them.
There you go.
Monkeypox is first identified in 1958 in monkey colonies and then again in 1970 in a human in what is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
In subsequent years relations with a monkey.
Monkeypox generally runs its course resolving on its own over a period of two to four weeks, according to World Health Organization.
However, severe cases can occur.
And today, about 3 to 6% of those infected with the disease die from it.
The WHO noted, the risk of death is higher among your children.
Individuals younger than about 40 or 50 of age may also be more vulnerable to monkeypox because smallpox vaccinations would help protect a person from okay.
So it doesn't matter.
It's useless.
But it is also, it is racist.
Let's go ahead and let's watch this video.
Is it just me that's finding it very weird that they keep using black people to show this monkeypox thing?
Like, you guys can say I'm reaching and stuff, but when it comes to other diseases and stuff like that, you want to show white people.
When it was corona, white people.
When is heart diseases?
White people.
When is cancer?
You know, when I was young, I didn't know black people could have cancer because they would only show white people.
But now it's monkeypox that didn't even come from any black, stereotypically black country.
You just want to keep showing black people.
I'm talking to you, Scannes.
It's just very convenient.
That's all I'm going to say.
Exactly, this one's not a joke.
I'm staying in my yard.
You look congo and have fun outside, but I'm definitely.
If it becomes a pandemic, I'm staying in my yard.
Don't invite me to no motive.
I don't care.
I'm staying in my yard.
My yard.
What you want to do?
What about the Congo?
The Congo.
What you want to?
It's like the Congo.
I mean, dude, this is a performance.
Monkey box.
Put it in my monkey box.
It's a weird thing.
It's like, you know what?
It's probably because it comes from Africa.
So that's or from a lab in Wuhan.
I'm just saying we don't.
I mean, that's a theory.
That's a debunked theory.
Yeah, probably.
I don't know what it is about disease in black people, but it just they keep saying things came from Africa.
They say, isn't there a theory that HIV came from a chimpanzee or something like that?
That was the thing, right?
I remember when I was a kid.
Someone ate monkey, then they changed it.
It was like, oh, it came from a monkey, and then somebody had sex with that monkey, and that's where you got AIDS.
And I was like, that's weird.
Why would somebody do that?
And you got AIDS in a bathhouse.
So that's even the water.
I didn't even know it was in the water.
I was just chilling in my Epsom salt bath here.
I was just trying to hang out and it just floated in.
Even the orphans.
Since you didn't have anything else to pass off to your kids, at least you gave them something they'll never forget.
AIDS, the gift that keeps on giving.
It's like inflation.
It's an heirloom.
I think.
It's like people think of AIDS.
It's all how you look at it.
Disease?
Yeah, positive.
It kills us or disease.
It's alright.
Or disease.
It's a gift that keeps on giving.
It's literally one of the few renewable resources.
Like syphilis.
You know what I mean?
HIV, syphilis.
It's like something that you don't even have to pay for it.
You don't have to ask for it.
It's given to you.
It's a donation.
You're welcome.
Would you like it?
I mean, it's uncomfortable.
It's itchy.
But it's my identity now.
So I'm glad I can put that on my Twitter bio.
I got monkey box in my monkey box.
No one got it.
All right.
Well, look, they've been doing this disease stuff forever, and it seems like Alex Jones is always right when it comes to these types of situations.
And he's been talking about this for a long time.
Watch this video of Alex warning us that they were always trying to use these diseases on us.
And I don't know when he isn't right, but in this case, he definitely was.
350 million or more people in Africa, and then 12 die of Ebola in one little town.
They go, oh, Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, oh, Ebola.
And they had CNN people saying, diseases will be coming out of the rainforest because Mother Earth is mad.
Literally like witch doctors going, hookah, fuckah, some not come back.
You know, when we have floods and rain and meteors might hit the earth, what if a meteor hits the earth tomorrow and destroys a city?
Are they going to say this is because the people of Earth have been bad?
That meteor just came from space.
It's very primitive control apparatus.
It's how chiefs and medicine doctors used to control and shaman would control the people.
Saying, oh, if you're not good, the crops won't come.
Oh, the environment, if we're not good.
I don't want to eat a piece of meat that's got dioxins in it from plastics production.
You can cut it off.
Don't cut it off.
I just got an alert in my ear that it is the end of the show we got over because you have birthday plans because apparently it is your birthday.
Is that true?
It is my birthday.
I'm turning 30.
And you know what?
I'm 30 now.
Congratulations.
You're old.
How do you like it?
You know, it feels my back hurts a little bit.
I think it came in.
Yeah, you're old.
So we naturally knew that it was your birthday.
Bro.
And we got you a cake.
Dude.
You didn't have to do that, bro.
We got you a cake.
And I'm going to make a crazy colour.
I think it's copyrighted.
We don't make any money on this show, anyways.
We got you a literal.
Let me see.
I think I can do this ghetto.
I got you.
Where's the birthday?
Happy birthday song.
We were going to sing you a song and we were going to cut some cake because we were happy.
And so we actually, despite we don't like you that much, so we didn't get you a big one.
Let me see if I can get this down here on the screen here.
We are going to sing you happy.
And if everyone in the room could sing with us, please, that would be really helpful.
