Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Demon-POSSESSED Pro-Abortion Fems Are DESTROYING America | Guest: @Alex Stein

May 11, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Demon-POSSESSED Pro-Abortion Fems Are DESTROYING America | Guest: @Alex Stein | Ep 251

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	That's how we do it.
	Oh my.
	Apparently, we are so back here on Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
	I am your top 17 host, Elijah Schaefer, joined in the studio by the nephew of the Third Reich founder, Adolf Hitler.
	Welcome to the show.
	Primetime 999 is in the building.
	Let's go, Elijah.
	Let's get on the ground.
	It's time to shine.
	So how is it?
	I mean, you obviously grew up without your grandfather.
	He, you know, his life ended a bit tragically.
	And now your father, Tucker Carlson, who is doing quite well.
	You know, you're living in his shadow.
	How has that actually been?
	Well, you're talking about my grandfather.
	He didn't actually go out.
	He actually lived in South America, and that's where he finishes Twilight Years.
	A lot of people don't know that.
	But my biological father, Tucker Carlson, he's the man.
	I love Tucker.
	I wish he was a little bit more in my life, but he's actually starting to acknowledge me, Elijah.
	So things are getting better.
	My relationship with him is getting a lot better.
	See, everyone always says that Tucker's the next Hitler.
	And I go, well, not technically.
	He's biologically.
	They're correct, right?
	It's in the DNA.
	But you coming down from that, you're a little bit nicer to the Jews.
	It's the nose.
	No, well, my last name's Stein.
	I have to be.
	That was smart.
	You go from, ah, you did that bad stuff in World War II, and then now you're an appreciator.
	No, but Elijah, in all seriousness, I love when the media calls Tucker Carlson the white power hour.
	That's my favorite thing.
	In the New York Times piece, I think they called him the white power hour.
	That's where we're at.
	If you have any, you know, if you disagree with the mainstream media whatsoever, they have to label you a racist.
	It's like they're, you know.
	It's a badge I wear with a badge of honor.
	I know, dude.
	If you're not a racist, then what are you?
	What are you?
	What even are you?
	What are you doing?
	It's 2022 and you haven't been called a racist.
	You aren't doing it right.
	But this is Alex Stein, Primetime 99, who's back here on Slightly Offensive as himself, the newest Blaze TV contributor.
	You actually made it.
	Can we get some more confetti?
	You actually, you made it, dude.
	Glenn, thank you so much.
	Cutting back, I love you.
	Oh, my God, Glenn.
	Thank you.
	No, it's an honor.
	It's a privilege.
	And hey, let me tell you something.
	A lot of people don't realize.
	Blaze TV, they're cutting edge.
	A lot of these other production companies and, you know, media studios, they're not that hip.
	We have to give the Blaze credit.
	They are one of the hippest.
	When it comes in the conservative sphere, I'm not just trying to kiss a Derry Air.
	The Blaze TV is the future of conservative media.
	Right.
	And it's true.
	I mean, we are actually outputting already in 720p in the whole of our shows.
	So I have to say, 720p, we're doing pretty good.
	We're almost full HD and we're almost all the way there.
	Obviously, you know, people have been a little bit crazy, Alex.
	It has been a little bit wild in that a video there by Scooter Caster, an amazing journalist and a reporter that is based out of New York.
	You know, people are saying, thank God for abortion.
	Thank God for killing children.
	Thank God for murdering babies.
	And I got to say that when God made the world in seven, you know, well, technically he rested the seven days, I realized that we missed a page from Genesis.
	It got torn out in the translation.
	What page got torn out?
	Where his, he said his mission for humankind was that we would be fruitful, we would multiply.
	And then when we multiply it enough that we would use our technology to stick forceps inside of wombs, sever the spine of babies, rip their little arms off their torsos and, you know, mangle up, just chop up children, suck them out with vacuums, mutilate them, sell their body parts.
	I mean, like, there's a whole page that was just lost in translation.
	And these people found it apparently, and they're grateful to God and they're doing his work.
	Elijah, it's just so disgusting when we talk about the abortion problem because this is why it is annoying.
	Abortion's not going anywhere.
	You look at Gavin Newsome.
	He's going to pay for your bus ride.
	Tesla, they're going to give you paid leave and fly you first class to go get that abortion.
	So everybody is too stupid to even look at what's really going on and realize abortion's not going anywhere.
	It's just going to be a state.
	Right.
	And everybody's going to be able to have it.
	So all these people, you're still going to be able to kill your baby.
	So no need to go crazy.
	Thank God for abortion.
	Okay, that was some activists.
	It's like, that's what they're saying.
	Thank God.
	It's demonic.
	You have to be an actual demon.
	You have to be filled with this if you're saying that this is God, right?
	Because you have to be careful.
	We think of God universally as Jehovah Jireh, as the provider, as the one who's out there.
	But their God, their lusts, their desires, which means that they serve who?
	The devil.
	They literally are.
	They serve their father or as Jesse Lee Peterson would say, the devil.
	They serve their daddy, the devil.
	And it's demonic.
	And by the way, guys, as we talk about this, we have a lot going on today in the crazy world.
	Protests have been taking place.
	They've been coming to your homes.
	They've been coming to the justices' houses, illegally protesting in these private neighborhoods.
	And on top of that, they've been protesting in church.
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	So, yeah.
	Let's talk about this.
	So, if you don't know about this, Roe v. Wade protests have taken a massive turn.
	As we didn't expect, or should I say we actually predicted that the recent writers have actually begun vandalizing pro-life office buildings.
	Okay, so I don't know if you saw this, but there was a Wisconsin anti-abortion group that was targeted by a Molotov cocktail.
	Gate Tupac, if you could go to my screen here.
	Okay, so a Wisconsin anti-abortion group is targeted with a Molotov cocktail in an arson attack, said police.
	Graffiti outside of Wisconsin Families Actions Office read: If abortions aren't safe, then you aren't either.
	And you see the video here.
	It looks like the summer of love, right?
	Do you remember that in 2020?
	Of course, great era of time.
	I felt good.
	It was like, it was like love was spreading and herpes at the same rate.
	And it was like vandalism was everywhere.
	We were burning down buildings.
	Our hearts were full of flames.
	And so were our city centers.
	Well, Elijah, you have to actually like this because this is going to be good content.
	When you're a content creator, these Antifa burning down these buildings.
	I actually, I hate it for the people, but they got insurance at these places.
	Why not burn it all down?
	You know what I mean?
	That's what they say.
	Oh, they have insurance.
	Just burn it down.
	So I kind of tend to agree with Antifa.
	I know.
	I was going to, I was thinking to myself, too, if the summer of love gets too heated, you know, like there's a car I don't really want very much.
	Might as well just be like, oops, I accidentally wrote police on the side of it and left it at a protest.
	Hope nobody burns it down.
	Well, every hate crime, though, whenever they go back and look at the footage, it's always like a self-hate crime.
	You know, whenever like somebody spray paints the N-word, it's always like a black person or, you know what I mean?
	It's always like a self-incriminating, you know, that's what they do.
	It's a fake hate crime.
	Like Jesse Smollett wrote the playbook for the fake hate crimes.
	Well, black people hate them.
	Nobody hates black people more than black people.
	I mean, they're the ones killing their people.
	Well, that's what I'm saying.
	I love black people too.
	But black people don't like themselves enough because they like to blame every other group for their problems rather than taking responsibility, for instance, like gang problems and violence, et cetera.
	You got to understand and call yourself out.
	True love is to tell the truth and to call yourself out and your friends out when there's problems.
	And if you have problems in your community and you don't want to call it out, that's not because you're not racist.
	That's because you don't love your own people.
	You got to call that shit out, okay?
	You got to call it out, and I'm calling it out.
	And right now, what we're seeing here is this is not just violence.
	This is actually violence for political ideology.
	This was the entire intention of the leak from the documents from the Supreme Court was to instigate violence.
	And people need to realize that.
	It's not a joke anymore.
	There's not accidental leaks.
	I don't believe ever in the history of the country we actually had something leak.
	This is not like a gay man's anus.
	It doesn't just leak.
	Okay.
	This is the Supreme Court.
	This is something that is held up to the highest, highest standard.
	And the fact that there was a leak coming out of the Supreme Court, so you can't get, you're already like, your mind's somewhere else.
	No, I'm about to go off on it.
	But I'm saying this is not a leak.
	We have to use the right words.
	This was an intentional delivery.
	They actually absolutely exposed and betrayed the confidence of our highest court in order to, what, instigate violence against the justices, to intimidate those who want to see life be preserved in our country, and to set off an entire sequence of events that would create violence, chaos, and problems ahead of an election.
	Am I wrong?
	Yeah, 100%.
	And it's even worse than that because you look at the left right now.
	They have not been able to rally behind Joe Biden because of the massive inflation, the opioid epidemic, and basically all of the policies that even Kamala Harris and Joe Biden have done has been crap.
	So now they take away abortion, which is not even going to take it away.
	There's going to be, like I said earlier, it's a state right.
	You can still get an abortion.
	So now they've rallied the troops, all the people that were dormant, not doing anything, asleep at the wheel, just trying to be, you know, secondhand embarrassed for the cringe president Joe Biden.
	Now they all have a rallying cry.
	Oh, we're going to fight for abortion.
	So this is done on purpose.
	It's a psychological operation to wake up all the sleepyheads, as I like to call it, all the Joe Bidenites to wake up and fight.
	And I think that's exactly what's happening.
	It's just Joe Bidenites?
	The Joe Bidenites.
	Yes.
	The Joe Bidenites.
	Like, is that just like a little bit of like dementia or what is that?
	Is that like a, I mean, it's just, if can you imagine actually saying Joe Biden's a good president?
	I mean, you just look at in there.
	I've seen it.
	I mean, there's a few people that have said it, but I walk around sometimes on the Joe Biden hat and I wear it ironically to get people's, you know, whatever their impression of me is.
	And I'm telling you, anybody that ever says, oh, that's a cool hat, they have no teeth and their IQ is like a 25.
	So even the people on the left cannot support Joe Biden.
	So what this is doing is this is just a distraction method and it's working so well with the leak.
	Like you said, no leak.
	It's out of the Supreme Court.
	This is done on purpose to stir up the beehive.
	And now everybody's mad.
	And that's what we're all worrying about.
	Nobody's talking about, you know, getting their student debt taken away.
	Nobody's talking about the price of gasoline soaring.
	Nobody's talking about all the people that over 100,000 people have died of drug overdoses.
	So once again, their playbook, the CIA, the alphabet agency, whoever is in charge is winning because now we're all distracted with a bunch of nonsense.
	Well, yeah, and it says this right here from Fox News: that a shattered window had been boarded up and images showed fire damage, furniture, and burned books littering the floor of the office.
	The Madison Police Department understands members of our community are feeling deep emotions due to the recent news involving the United States Supreme Court.
	Madison Police Chief Sean Barnes said in a statement early Sunday morning, our team began investigating a suspicious fire inside the office building on the city's north side, and it appears a specific nonprofit that supports anti-abortion measures was targeted.
	What is really interesting is like, are we surprised here?
	We're not surprised because this is typical behavior.
	But on the other end, why is it whenever there's violence, specifically from one end, okay?
	And I think it's best summarized, and I've never heard a better summary than Mike Cernovich saying, just remember, if you want to know who's on the good side, there is one side that wants to kill your kid in the womb.
	And if they can't kill your kid before it's born, then they'll mutilate its genitals once it is.
	And so this people want to have sex with your kids and kill them.
	I know what side of history I'm on, and I'm not on that side of history.
	I actually think the people that kill kids should be killed.
	Okay.
	They should die.
	Because if you're going to kill children, you deserve capital punishment.
	You deserve to be killed by the state.
	It's righteous indignation.
	And what makes me angry is when people who are on the wrong side of history commit crimes or acts of violence like this, what do the police always do?
	They should be arresting these people.
	There should be public, you know, public execution of people who are murdering children.
	That's one of the most heinous crimes, sexually taking advantage of and killing children.
	Horrible.
	That's what they're doing.
	But these people who are fighting for that, they throw a Molotov cocktail into a building that's fighting for righteousness and for the right things.
	And the police go, well, hey, you know, we just really understand it's a very difficult time.
	Maybe they do this.
	They always make excuses.
	Hey, you know, you know, hey, you know, a black person commits a crime in New York, let him out with no bail.
	Well, because, you know, racism and slavery.
	It's like, dude, look, man, that guy was not a slave.
	His parent was not a slave.
	You've got to stop.
	He's a criminal.
	He's a retard.
	He committed a crime.
	These people, it doesn't matter what's going on in the country.
	It's like, oh, it's just a hard time for America.
	So, you know, you just got to throw a Molotov cocktail.
	This is the same language that enabled 2020 riots.
	We are back.
	Well, just look at Dave Chappelle.
	The guy that wouldn't attack him on stage had a gun.
	And well, it's a fake gun, but with a knife, attacked him on stage with a knife at a concert, and they're not even charging him with a felony.
	So that's where we're at.
	Is under the guise of social justice, we're letting criminals out of jail.
	You nailed it with the bail reform.
	The same form that you can sign to get a public defender.
	You can sign and get an ROR bond.
	That's called a release on own recognizance.
	And you can just get out of jail all because of social justice.
	There's nothing justifiable about letting career criminals out of jail.
	There's a 23-year-old UCLA grad student stabbed to death at a high-end furniture store in LA by a guy that had 17 prior convictions.
	So this is not done on accident.
	This is a controlled demolition of our society.
	And the people that have to pay the price are people like you and me, innocent people that have nothing to do with it, like these people in this abortion, you know, this whatever anti-planned parenthood place where they're going to help kids.
	Of course, they attack them.
	And of course, nobody gets charged for it because that's what they want.
	They want to destabilize the people that are actually trying to fix the problems.
	Well, yeah.
	And Gaskin, not Gaston, our president of our company, he's not letting criminals out.
	In fact, he's a good dad, and you can't get anything past him.
	You've got a few boys there.
	And I've hung out with him and I was like, man, I'm glad Gaston wasn't my dad because he doesn't let them get away with anything.
	But apparently he should be the new DA in Los Angeles because, yeah, Gascon, I think, is how you pronounce it?
	G-A-S-C-O-N, I think.
	Something like that.
	So, yeah, Gaston.
	So the DA is out there and he's letting people out saying that, well, we can't charge people with crimes.
	And this is the whole idea of you start minimizing real criminality and you change everything in society to bend into an alter reality to where we're looked at as the bad guys because we want people to stop killing children in the womb.
	And, oh, the guy who almost stabbed the comedian, well, he did make a trans joke once.
	And so that's the idea of like, you know, it's a really heated time.
	You know, people are really sensitive about trans things.
	So yes, he did almost get stabbed.
	And yes, he did get attacked in front of everyone and it was witnessed by thousands of cameras.
	And it was a clear and present crime.
	But you got to realize, man, sometimes jokes, they hurt a little bit.
	And every once in a while, I feel like stabbing someone in the neck too because I'm offended.
	You know what?
	I don't get an excuse.
	If I even mentioned the fact that I want to stab someone, YouTube would probably take down my video.
	If I'm like, I'm going to go somebody.
	If I just said that and gave the name, if I even made a joke about it, I would have an article written about me.
	I joked about killing trans kids and people thought that wasn't funny.
	Okay.
	Do they have the right to stab me now?
	Am I in danger?
	That's the signal it sends.
	Someone realizes they can attack me.
	They can stab me because they didn't like my joke.
	Why?
	Because it's all about, oh, the intent.
	And they've decided the morality.
	And as long as you're fighting for their side, their wickedness, their one world government, and their idea of morality, which is the devil's, then you can literally get away with murder.
	That's not even a joke.
	They are getting away with murder.
	And that's a good example.
	And that's DAs everywhere.
	Why do you think Donald Trump used Mother's Day to say what?
	Happy Mother's Day to everyone, except for all the corrupt DAs and prosecutors who have been taking universal money and are letting our country turn into absolute chaos.
	It's true.
	Well, dude, you just got to look at George Soros.
	He's one of the biggest funders to these district attorneys in these cities.
	And so that's the problem is that these local levels, they're literally letting criminals out to go cause more chaos.
	It's like we're living in Batman, like Gotham City is taking over America.
	So really and truly, I don't know.
	I don't know how we ended.
	Like you're talking about this new world order.
	They really want a new world order of chaos so that we don't have control and that these people are going to continue to commit crimes.
	So I don't want to be blackpilled or nihilistic saying, you know, it's the end of the world, but we really have to do something.
	We have to try to fight this culture war the best we can because they're going to hold you to a higher standard.
	If this guy was wearing a MAGA hat, if he had a tweet saying that he liked Donald Trump, they would charge him to the full extent of the law.
	So it's not the same rules.
	You look at the same people in January 6th.
	They're going to jail forever.
	Yet in Portland, they burned down a federal courthouse building for 63 days straight and one girl got house arrest for 40 days.
	So it's rules for thee, not for me.
	As long as you're on the right side of their political spectrum, then you can basically get away with murder, literally.
	We should have a new saying.
	Rules for thee and not for me because I want to cut off your kids' pee-pee.
	They do.
	I mean, they really do.
	You look at the amount of people that they want to reassign their gender.
	And that's what I don't get.
	Why are they so pro-abortion?
	These kids are going to grow up and a lot of them are going to be trans.
	They should welcome as many kids as possible.
	But see, but this is the thing, Elijah, because they're taking so many kids through the border right now through the Texas-Mexico border, they don't even care about all the babies they kill in the womb.
	They know that they're going to have an endless supply of parentless babies and children already coming in.
	So they don't even need these babies.
	So that's why they're so pro-abortion.
	Yeah, what happened?
	Josiah, can you go out on the table real fast and grab me our previous plan?
	This was so 2021.
	There's our book about the baby on the counter.
	This was a previous plan.
	So apparently we've abandoned this.
	I thought we were, like you said, trying to have children and make the kids anti-racist babies.
	And we had this very, very key signature, this literature, if you could bring it over here.
	This is a peak level 2021.
	And I'm really, really grateful for this.
	So, if you don't remember this, we had the anti-racist baby.
	And this was where we were at.
	And I remember there was really a deep, deep, deep, remember, there's always got to be, it's always got to be a black baby, a baby, because we, you know, we got to have it.
	But it was like, anti-racist baby is bred, not born.
	That's the key.
	They want to grow the anti-racist babies in test tubes.
	They don't want to give birth to them.
	So they need to breed them.
	They are bred.
	Anti-racist baby is raised to make society transform.
	Anti-racist baby is also obese.
	Yeah, look how fat that baby is.
	What in the world?
	They're just normalizing this just to pure degeneracy.
	Wow.
	What in the world?
	He says, babies are taught to be racist or anti-racist.
	There's no neutrality.
	Take these nine steps to make equality a reality.
	And I'm not going to read them because they're bullshit.
	It doesn't matter.
	But I am going to say they're taught to be racist or anti-racist.
	I thought we could change the world and children were the next generation.
	We are the world.
	We are the children.
	Now we're going to murder them.
	And if you don't like that, then we're going to burn your building down.
	No, I mean, children are the biggest target of what we're talking about today.
	I mean, they're the ones that have to wear the mask.
	And, you know, New York, they're going to keep kids under five wearing a mask.
	So they're the target of the abuse because they're the most easy to indoctrinate to all the bullcrap.
	So that's why they are the victims of all this.
	And you look at this, this victimhood, this guilt mentality.
	It's like the C, you know, CRT that they're teaching them, but now they call it the social-emotional learning because they want kids to feel guilty about stuff that they had nothing to do with.
	It's really sad.
	Well, yeah.
	And so it's like, okay, this is what they wanted, right?
	That's why this was leaked in the first place.
	They want a scene.
	They want people talking about it.
	But most importantly, they want you scared.
	But how scared are you really?
	And this is where the conversation comes into play.
	I don't think we're scared anymore.
	Number one, I have a very nice Glock that I love.
	It's custom.
	It's amazing.
	I got a new AR-15 as well.
	Have you got any guns right now?
	Do you have any guns?
	I do.
	I do.
	Yeah, I just have a shotgun.
	That's all I have.
	I need to get a handgun.
	But seriously, it is uncool.
	You're a contributor now.
	I know.
	People might come after me.
	Yes.
	Well, one day.
	No, I got to share the ankle.
	Elijah started the ankle training.
	Do a wide shot.
	Can we get the wide shot?
	Yeah, we got to get the ankle.
	I can get in there.
	See, we got to share that ankle.
	The ladies like that.
	No, I mean, we just got jealous because everyone liked my ankles.
	And so you're like, you couldn't let me be the only one with a little skin.
	Of course.
	No, I got to show it.
	I got to show it.
	Oh, two.
	People were tweeting about your ankles.
	I'm like, no, I'm going to get angry.
	There's Twitter accounts that are about my ankles.
	Well, you know, I'm not surprised.
	People love the ankle.
	They like a little skin.
	No, but you're right.
	We do need to protect ourselves.
	And I mean, I have such a big security system in my house.
	If somebody does kill me, at least we're going to get it in 4K.
	This is the problem, though.
	Well, I don't want to keep on saying the problem, but you're right.
	I don't want to live in fear, but that's what they want to do.
	They want to manipulate us to live in fear.
	So we're constantly in that fight or flight state.
	So we don't actually go after the problems.
	We're just worried about making it to the next day.
	And that's no way to live.
	It's no way to live your life in fear like a crybaby, scared, cowering from the people that are trying to take away your happiness.
	We all need to be a little happy because life is short.
	You know that.
	I know that.
	We both lost our moms.
	We just know that life is short, but a lot of people don't realize that, Elijah.
	A lot of people just take their life for granted.
	That's what they want you to do.
	And I think that's what's different than us: we're willing to actually go out and speak out against this and fight against the new world order as content creators.
	And so we don't live in fear because we're willing to go out on the street and talk to these demons in person.
	So we just need to try to encourage more people to be not necessarily like us because I don't know if we're the best role models, but at least live in less.
	Yeah, we're not really role models, but I'm just saying don't live in fear is what I'm trying to say.
	Elijah doesn't live in fear.
	I don't live in fear.
	That's what I'm trying to say.
	The way to make the world better is not people acting like Elijah and Alex Steiner.
	But you can do what we say.
	And here's the point.
	If you read this tweet here, always a girl, she's clearly probably not got a nice face.
	If you've got to show your butt in your profile picture, you probably don't have a lot.
	We used to call these butter faces, everything but her face, right?
	But it says, I'm ready to riot over this Roe v. Wade.
	No lie, little Uza Thought said.
	It's funny because my mom said, quote, just wait till you have a baby and hold them in your arms.
	You'll change your mind and be pro-life.
	But having a baby made me more pro-choice than ever before.
	Can we just go to her profile fast?
	I always like to see who these people are.
	You do not just wake up and become the butterfly.
	It's always this quote: growth is a process.
	But apparently, the growth of a child in your womb is a botched murder.
	And so she has kids, and that has made her.
	And she says, your sensitivity.
	Oh, OnlyFans, always.
	I need to join OnlyFans.
	Always.
	I'm a big OnlyFans supporter.
	I have to admit that.
	Yeah.
	If you're on OnlyFans, send me a link.
	I'll probably join it.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I like it.
	I don't really.
	I'm degenerate scum.
	I, you know, I'll be honest.
	I'm just trying to help the economy.
	Right now we have a mass inflation.
	We got to help these.
	She needs to feed her child.
	And you notice her first picture is a thong pick, yet she's going to talk about, you know, she's probably had, you know, five million abortions.
	I'm just giving that nice of a picture of a butt.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like she's got two in the back.
	With a tramp stamp, you know, she's down.
	She's a party.
	Yeah, she's a hoe.
	She's not just down to party.
	She's down to combat.
	Harris that she is.
	She's going to Montel Williams it, no doubt about it.
	And I'm all for that sometimes.
	Hey, everyone.
	What is this?
	Every once in a while, you know, you got to, what does it say?
	A blind scroll finds a nut every once in a while.
	I got to find a nut.
	You know, I'm looking.
	I think I just found my next one.
	You tell her, I'd be like, are you down to be Dave Chappelle?
	I'll be the attacker.
	And then someone here is going to get shanked.
	You know what I'm saying?
	It's true.
	It's true.
	See where I put my gun.
	Yeah.
	My knife close to you.
	Are you going to let me off the hook?
	Because I want you on mine.
	Well, this Me Too movement now, it's like, you know, it's very, you have to be very careful.
	So even though I'm joking about the sexual stuff, you have to be ultra freaking careful.
	That's the problem with societies.
	They're kind of too desensitized.
	You can't even joke anymore, sadly.
	Like humor is, everybody's humorless, Elijah.
	No, they absolutely are.
	And so, you know, I got to tell you guys something incredible.
	So obviously, you know that everyone gets back into a corner, as we're going to see in a moment here.
	As if we can just play this video 1.5 real fast, I feel like I'm ready to riot over this sussy teacher here.
	Let's play this.
	So the report said that I can't get on your gay cruise.
	Very sus.
	I literally was about to riot myself because I'm like, wow.
	Imagine somebody, Matt, there's somebody out there who did that voluntarily.
	Like, imagine, let's just picture this.
	You have such little value in your life, such low self-esteem, such an underselling value to the world that you would wake up, somebody, not you, obviously, legitimately, but somebody would wake up and do that.
	Whatever that was.
	Would you be caught dead in that kind of outfit?
	Would you be literally, tell me right now, would you ever be caught dead in that position?
	Because I don't, I just, I couldn't.
	Well, I would because I'm a freak, and that's why I make those comedy sketches.
	But this is the thing: we talk about all these teachers, Elijah.
	I mean, you're a young man.
	I'm a little bit older than you, but there was a time when you didn't even know anything about your teacher.
	You didn't know their personal life.
	You didn't know their sexual life.
	You didn't know their sexual orientation.
	But now all these teachers on Libs of TikTok want to try to get their kids to have pronouns at, you know, age seven or age eight.
	It's literal child grooming.
	So we really actually, that's not a conspiracy.
	They'll say it's a conspiracy, but I don't believe so.
	I mean, there's so much evidence of teachers trying to indoctrinate kids into being like, you know, openly trans or, you know, to be talk about being gay at an age when they're not even having sex yet.
	They're not even having sex yet.
	They shouldn't even be looking at porn.
	And they already want to sexualize children.
	So that's really existing.
	So we're kind of just, you know, putting a mirror to how crazy the world is.
	Dude, I got to put a picture of that up and say Blaze TV's newest contributor, Alex.
	Yeah, I'm sure they're going to love that.
	I'm really glad that I like, I really feel like I've been successfully rooting this company and I'm very happy about it because I feel like with bringing you in and John and different people, I was like, I was always the guy that's getting in trouble.
	That's always like pushing the line.
	So it's like, now with you and John Doyle, it's like a different kind of line crossed.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, and so I'm really happy that we're all here so that I can just be like, hey, Elijah, you know, they're like, take that tweet down.
	And then I just send the picture of you with things on your nipples.
	And I'm like, but hey, but Elijah.
	I'm not the only one here that needs help.
	Yeah, well, see, this is one thing is as a comedian, we all need help.
	And as a comedian, I get a little more leeway than a normal person than, like, you know, if I just said I was a Brian Stelter.
	So that's the thing is, you know, in this world of creating comedy, you know, the best form of comedy is satire of what's actually happening.
	So I'm really just putting a mirror to the mainstream media.
	Like I said, if you just watch, go watch Libs of TikTok.
	They're over a million followers now.
	There's teacher after teacher after teacher basically doing this, wearing their rainbow flag bow tie, wearing all their weird indoctrination crap.
	So that is not a conspiracy.
	That's actually happening.
	And, you know, I'm primetime 99.
	I'm a little edgy.
	That's why when you come to the Blaze TV, you're going to get a little bit of edginess to it.
	And I think that's what we need in a day and age where everything's about being politically correct.
	There's a huge void.
	You just look at Saturday Night Live on a Monday.
	There used to be so many viral sketches.
	We're about to watch them.
	Now they can't go viral at all to save their life because they're all about being politically correct.
	So we have to take, we have to take chances.
	As a comedian, I'm going to continue to push the envelope.
	I promise you that.
	That's why I call myself a C-minus level comedian because it's not great.
	And that's the nice thing about it.
	It really sets the expectation to be low, but it passes, you know?
	And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a, I'm a, I'm a transgender.
	Like someone called me white the other day.
	I go, no, I'm transgender.
	Like, like, you know what I mean?
	Like, I'm just, I'm in the process of turning tan.
	I'm in the process of trying to be funny.
	I'll never be fully, but at least the attempt is worth giving credit for.
	And so when someone says, hey, that was a really bad joke you said, both because it was delivered poorly and also because it wasn't funny.
	You said you wanted to decapitate Hillary Clinton.
	Yeah, because it was a joke.
	Don't you get it?
	It was funny.
	And you just blame comedy.
	And I'm going to tell you this.
	Don't get caught trying to make a joke of your credit score, though.
	It's absolutely true.
	You don't want to get caught because when you think about your credit score and you say, I don't care about it, I don't get that because it's like just saying, I want to pay an extra couple hundred bucks a month for that new car or I want to pay a higher interest rate on my credit cards or my home loan.
	And I've been sharing this your genius of Scoremaster for a while here.
	And if you haven't looked at your credit score, you probably should.
	If you've taken my advice, you would have discovered the three-week rule, which is give Scoremaster three weeks before you apply for a mortgage, buy a car, apply for a credit card, or finance literally anything.
	Remember, even if you don't like your credit score and you don't care about it, it cares about you because you can't even rent a house.
	Even if you don't believe in financing, you can't rent a house without a credit score.
	I'm not even, it's not even joking.
	Well, that's my favorite meme: how can a government $30 trillion in debt give us a credit score?
	Have you seen that meme?
	No.
	But they, unfortunately, you can.
	And even just a couple dollars or something you haven't paid could wreck your score entirely.
	And that's because the average Scoremaster user knows this and they've added 61 points to their credit score in just three weeks.
	This is crazy.
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	Check it out today.
	But I was going to say, they do want you to be scared.
	And remember, the police are not going to save you.
	And I want to remind people to stay armed.
	I asked you about your gun because people are literally not, the police are not going to save you.
	We can watch this video here as police are actually backed into a corner.
	These abortionists are committing acts of violence and they're committing acts of terrorism.
	But just so you remember, because I was out in the streets during all of 2020, if it gets violent, I'd love to go out with you sometime too because I'd love to put you in the middle of the violence with me.
	It's a lot of fun.
	They got back into a corner.
	Let's watch this real fast.
	It's got to be LAPD, right?
	I'm pretty sure.
	Yeah, those are LAPD.
	You can tell by their crappy uniforms.
	If I got the city wrong, guys, I think those are California plates, right?
	Yeah.
	But look, they're nervous because they're getting intimidated.
	That's what they want.
	They want to intimidate them.
	And the cops are worried because, you know, they're constantly getting defunded.
	If they even do anything, they're going to be charged with a crime for assault.
	So we really backed our law enforcement to a corner.
	And by the way, this is like, this is just, you're like, people are walking.
	This is just your average day in like an LA or a big city.
	Like, this is the police is what they're saying.
	Yeah.
	And again, we're not like, we're not blue line people here on slightly offensive.
	But I also think this, like, it's like, I'm not, I'm not here to demonize police or to uh, you know, give them credit overall.
	Like, oh, police are just great or they're all just bad.
	Like, I don't have the Michael Malice thought.
	But I do know that you look at the police right here.
	This is again, we didn't Biden just say at a State of the Union that we got to fund the police and everything.
	We're back to hating the police.
	We are, we're so back.
	It is, it is so becoming fun to me because I can literally predict now what's going to happen every cycle.
	It's like a woman's menstrual cycle.
	It's like you start to see girls sync up together.
	The guys, you start to pick up something's going wrong.
	There's some tension.
	And then you go, aha.
	Then two days later, you see that, you know, ask for a tampon.
	You go, I knew something was up.
	I knew we were, I knew something was coming up that was going to cause problems.
	And here we are again.
	And every month, it's a cycle.
	And you want to think it's going to change, but it doesn't.
	And they're still just as bad crazy.
	That's literally America.
	It just doesn't change.
	And it's the same cycle.
	And every time you get back to it, it's like, I wonder if it's going to be different this time.
	Guys, it's not going to be different.
	Welcome to 2022.
	It's an election year.
	This is what always happens.
	Yeah, I know.
	And you look in Missouri, they're putting feminine products in the men's locker room or in the men's boys' rooms.
	And then you look at Gavin Newsome is saying, oh, Roe v. Wade wouldn't have been turned over if men could get pregnant.
	Yet they have a pregnant man emoji.
	So they don't even know their own rhetoric, Elijah.
	They can't even keep their goofy story straight.
	That's how confused people are right now.
	Oh, these people, these people, these people, they are ready to riot over Roe v. Wade.
	And I just want to remind you this: they are absolutely going to use violence.
	And I just want you to have guns.
	I want you to have bullets.
	I keep always strapped.
	And just be ready.
	You may have to kill one day before they try to kill you.
	It's called self-defense.
	It's the Second Amendment.
	Well, I kind of, I'm kind of there.
	I'm like, I'm looking forward to it almost.
	Like, do you know what I'm saying?
	Like, it's like, it's like, dude, just try me at this point.
	You know what?
	Try me because I'm no, because I'm over it.
	I'm over it.
	And I watched the people at the protests in the churches, like just jumping over the pews.
	Like, no, they say turn the other cheek.
	We've turned both cheeks.
	I've mooned you.
	You've slapped my cheeks.
	I have no more cheeks to be grabbed or to harass or anything.
	Like, I am done.
	And so many people are.
	Are you shooting to kill?
	If somebody comes after you, you're shooting to kill or are you shooting to maim?
	You don't shoot to maim.
	You only shoot to kill.
	Is that true?
	That's what they say.
	See, like, I don't know.
	I feel like if somebody did come in my house, I'd want to shoot their leg instead of their head.
	I'm a vegetarian.
	I'm like really anti-I'm a conflict interventionist.
	I hate war.
	I hate the fact that right now we're about to fight World War III and I mean, yeah, exactly.
	I'm a little bit of a you'd have been talking too.
	You know, we can only say so much on YouTube about it, but it's like you see, you know, Vladimir Zelensky gave a dog an award and you two had a private concert under the subway station.
	And this is supposedly a war where people are dying with bullets and guns.
	So it's just like, I don't even know.
	I don't, I'm just a conflict interventionist.
	I just hate that we're even pumping up the military industrial complex, buying guns to kill people.
	Yet these people are going and having private YouTube concerts and giving, having dog shows while we're supposedly in World War III.
	It's just nothing makes sense.
	Well, me and you two have had a problem since they illegally downloaded their music onto my phone many years ago.
	And I've never been able to get it off.
	I can't believe we're still talking about that.
	That was a real crime.
	Oh, Putin's war crimes?
	You too.
	How do I delete your music off my phone?
	Bono, get off my phone.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	I'm about to drop a bomb on you too.
	Like, I was like, I'm like, where's that bridge?
	I'm going to drop a nuke.
	I don't ever want to hear him again.
	I mean, seriously, though, when we talk about self-defense, you probably should be strapped because you never know what's going to happen.
	And these people getting out of jail.
	Luckily, though, we're in Texas, though, Elijah.
	I think the chances of us getting attacked like this are a lot less than the people in these states like New York and California.
	Well, yeah.
	And I ultimately, I am just saying that I am at the point where don't take it anymore.
	If somebody, if somebody, you need to get familiar with your state's laws, you need to get familiar with your city's laws.
	You need to look into self-defense.
	You need to look at how and when you can behave, how you can act, and freaking defend yourself.
	No more buildings getting burned.
	I want to see what I saw last time.
	Business owners out in front of their businesses.
	If you are following your state's laws, aka follow your constitution, be out there, be strapped.
	If you don't have a gun, go buy one.
	Stand outside with weapons.
	I never saw one store where people were standing out in front of with guns, which I saw many, ever get burned, ever get vandalized.
	Why?
	Because the owners weren't, they weren't standing around going, hey, I don't want to own a gun.
	Buy that gun.
	You don't buy it because you want to buy it.
	We don't, we don't act violent because we want to.
	We don't instigate violence.
	We are in a place of violence towards us and we need to stop being victims.
	We've got to stop being the victims.
	Oh, my place got attacked.
	No, you know what, mother?
	You want to try me?
	Exactly.
	You have to understand you're, this is not going to happen anymore.
	There is no summer of love.
	You know what?
	You want to give me love?
	Tough love, buddy.
	I'd love to give you back some love.
	And people go, wait, are you stoking violence?
	No, I'm not stoking violence.
	I'm saying the violence is stoked.
	And you have a choice.
	You either A, become the victim or you are part of the victory.
	And just decide now because you're not going to be able to decide in that moment of whether you, what you want to do.
	Like you have to know now what you're going to do then when things get tough.
	You have to make a conscious decision now.
	How far am I going to go?
	And do I want to be another statistic?
	It's either you or me, buddy, and it's not going to be me.
	And that's the decision, conscious decision every SOB needs to make.
	Are you going to let your city fall this time?
	Are you going to let your state be in the hands of these criminals?
	Or what are you going to do?
	Remember, Kyle Rittenhouse, he's innocent.
	Yeah.
	Why can't we just all get along?
	We're always going to be fighting.
	This is what they want us to do, though, Elijah, is they want us to keep fighting each other so we don't ever go after the problems and actually solve them.
	It's like just mental manipulation.
	Because, right, you're at this point now.
	We're really at the breaking point where you almost feel like you have to protect yourself.
	And if somebody's coming after you, you need to kill them.
	I get that mindset.
	But at the same time, if we don't come to an agreement, we're just, our lives are just going to constantly spiral out of control.
	And it's only going to get worse.
	And I think this summer with the rioting and it being election season, I think it's actually going to be worse than it's ever been, Elijah, because they're going to have another psychological operation that rattles our cages and gets us pissed at each other and gets us fighting in the street.
	So it's inevitable that there's going to be more chaos.
	It's just, it's going to happen.
	And that might not be the source of it all, but I'm saying if you're not ready to defend yourself, and I'm telling you that from someone who's seen it up front, I've just seen so many people become statistics.
	I've seen so much.
	I've been jumped myself and I'm not, it's not happening again.
	Okay.
	So, so, so, so that's just the case.
	You're like the movie Falling Down.
	Literally, that's what I'm saying.
	We're about to treat BLM like the way they treat each other.
	So be careful.
	And look at BLM.
	You know, Patrice Cullers is getting, you know, she's a leader who bought a $6 million house in a 98.7% white neighborhood.
	So it's like even these people that get, you know, they donate all this money to you.
	You think it's a charitable organization.
	They're taking advantage of us.
	So it's just like we don't, we live in this imperfect world where people are everywhere.
	Everybody out there, I hate to be like this, is going to try to knock off your head.
	Literally, they're going to take charities.
	They're going to take the money and buy their own house.
	They're not going to actually help people.
	So that's where we're at.
	People inherently, when they get power, they become corrupt.
	So we live in a corrupt world.
	So I get it.
	I get where you're at.
	I'm here to radicalize you.
	I am radicalizing at the same time.
	I'm trying to be a hippie vegetarian.
	I want to just be like, okay, I want to make you eat a steak and we just all get along.
	I'm going to hold the hands, go to a water park, ride a roller coaster, eat a corn dog.
	Why can't we just all eat funnel cake?
	You know what I mean?
	Dude, if we could just all go to Disneyland while they groom our children and eat churros, can't we get along?
	Can't we just eat some churros and dip it in some caramel dip?
	Who doesn't like that?
	I don't know.
	I have, I have primetime on.
	I'm like the least joking mood today.
	I'm like, buy guns.
	No!
	No, but really, that's where we're at, where everybody's radicalized.
	And that's the thing is I guarantee that's what they're going to do next.
	They're going to try to take away the Second Amendment.
	They're going to try to take away our guns.
	Yet you look, I keep on bringing up the Ukraine.
	As soon as they're in a war, they're just handing out guns like candy.
	So there is a reason why we need these guns because there could be a destabilization of our government.
	These cops are not going to be there to save you, especially with people that are screaming, defund the police.
	So you are responsible for protecting yourself.
	So I get where you're at.
	It's just a sad state of affairs.
	I mean, when you and I grew up, and not like they were that old, but just I remember the world being a happier place in the 90s and earlier 2000s.
	Now we've got- Just beanie babies.
	The beanie babies.
	We need to bring back the Princess Diana.
	The beanie baby.
	That's that's going to be worth something.
	It was like this false hope we all had.
	I was like, it's going to be worth something.
	And I want beanie baby, I want beanie baby nationalism to come back to where it was like, you know what?
	Is it going to end out okay?
	No, but at least we have the thought.
	And we come together and we look for the best.
	And you know what?
	We end up losing a lot of money in the process.
	But, you know, it was worth the fun.
	It was worth the hunt.
	Yeah, it was the good old days.
	But, you know, I just kill our kids.
	Well, we bring up the Princess Diana thing.
	And then, you know, I have to bring up the queen.
	You know, everybody now, this is just another distraction thing.
	They're talking about how Megan Markle and Prince Harry are not going to be able to go to the Queen's 75th Jubilee.
	Yet nobody's talking about Prince Andrew, who is literally best friends with two child rapists, John Luke Brunel, who died under the same circumstances as Jeffrey Epstein and Ghelane Maxwell flying on their plane to Lolita Express.
	So that's a problem.
	I know they took away his titles.
	I think they're taking away his Duke of York status too, because they're just like, York's like, I don't want to be the kiddie diddler.
	Of course, but if they just gave the Prince Andrew half the attention they give Megan Markle and Prince Harry.
	That's why they give me attention, though, to get the eyes off the fact that the child molesters the family.
	Of course, yeah.
	I mean, they're just, it's just what I'm trying to say is it's all about distractions.
	They want to distract you.
	They want your eye off the ball so you're swinging and missing constantly.
	British royals, we were on to you a few hundred years ago.
	We knew what we were doing.
	No child molesters here.
	Even our child molesters, Jeffrey Epstein, he had to go to another island.
	He couldn't even hold it off here.
	Exactly.
	Guess what?
	You know what?
	Justice has been served.
	We've been vindicated.
	Revolution completely justified.
	We don't want your Duke of York kitty diddlers in our country.
	I do want to talk about this.
	Like you said, you know, the mainstream media, obviously, it is weird to say that we are the media.
	I remember a couple years ago, someone's like, I would always say the media is not talking about this.
	And someone runs wrote, you are media.
	So they're talking about this.
	You had that good meme where you were like, what is it?
	Pointing at yourself.
	Like, if you have a blue check mark, you are the media.
	I thought that's funny.
	But that's how it is in the mirror.
	You are the media, the blue check looking at himself.
	But Elijah, you actually have a big following.
	Think about all those blue check marks that have like 2,000 followers and they have, and it's like, what?
	You're the media.
	They do a retweet.
	It gets one retweet, two likes.
	I'm like, you're the media.
	You have literally no influence.
	So that's where we're at.
	You know what?
	But that's the funny part, though, is, you know, I've shit posted myself into a pretty big social media following and it makes me laugh though.
	And I think it's funny.
	And the only reason why I care about the numbers is because it gets those people feeling like they keep writing more articles.
	They're more threatened because they're like, oh my gosh, he still has Barbies, but he's getting bigger than me.
	And like, what, do I have to buy Barbies?
	Is that what I have to do?
	And they don't know what's going on.
	It's like, he posts pictures of poop emojis and says, good morning, Brian Stelter.
	Like, how does this go more viral than my fake story about Donald Trump?
	And it's like, you know why?
	That shows you how low, brow, and low quality your real media is because my poop emoji has more meaning and has more depth and more authenticity than your entire 12-page article that you wrote with a with a butt plug-in in your small shitty apartment.
	And that's okay.
	And I'm not judging it, Jeffrey Toobin and people masturbating on Zoom calls.
	But I want to say, I was on a Zoom call today.
	The difference between you and me, I wasn't masturbating on the Zoom call.
	I waited till it was done.
	Yeah, and that's good.
	But listen, we speaking about the turd, what about Amber Turd?
	All day long, we keep on bringing up Ghelane Maxwell.
	They didn't show us one frame, just a couple of crappy sketches.
	And the Johnny Depp and Amber Hurt trial, they're giving us every inch of her body that he's searching her anal cavity for cocaine.
	They're talking about how, yeah, did you not see that?
	Yeah.
	Well, and then, yeah, she's on the stand.
	It looks like she's using drugs, but they give us all of that.
	They show literally pics of the poop in Johnny Depp's bed to distract us once again.
	It's like you need to go to his bed.
	She pooped on his bed that all they want to do is talk about poop.
	We live in a world where the only way to get somebody's attention is to talk about literally fecal matter.
	Ah, it's just scary, dude.
	It's really pee-pee and poo-poo always works.
	You know about every few weeks, I just tweet out pee-pee poo-poo to see how far it'll go.
	And this is speaking of pee-pee poo-poo, there's literal shit on the TV every day.
	It's called Saturday Night Live.
	And they've obviously been joking a lot about this.
	And I mean this very lightly.
	When I use the phrase SNL and joking or comedy in the same sentence, that in itself is the joke, right?
	That's like, oh, ha ha ha.
	It's SNL funny.
	I remember that.
	There was a time during that.
	So they decided to make a funny, you know, about abortion, and they did just about as well as they always have.
	The last time SNL really killed it was when Alec Baldwin was on set of his recent movie.
	That's actually true.
	But this is a video from Saturday Night Live trying to be Amy Coney Barrett.
	Let's go ahead and we're going to just this week's breakdown of one of the most brutal sketches.
	And we brought a comedian in to talk about it.
	Let's watch the first part.
	With me, the Supreme Court seemed poised to fully overturn Roe v. Wade.
	Here to comment: is Conservative Justice Amy Coney Barrett?
	Good alcohol.
	That's pretty good.
	Pretty good.
	Pretty good costuming.
	Kate McKinnon's pretty talented.
	Jazz induced.
	Right.
	I'm guessing you're pretty happy with the draft of the ruling.
	Well, I don't know what would make you think that other than everything I've ever said, but I listened to the case with an open mind and I asked all my questions.
	Right, there was one question.
	Yeah, Justice Alito nodded to that in his opinion.
	You were asking about safe haven laws where you can legally leave a baby at a fire station, no questions asked.
	That's right, Colin.
	I just like, I don't understand why you need abortion because you can leave a baby anywhere in the United States.
	So like, okay, so they laugh, right?
	But it's also the point is, like, this isn't supposed to be funny, but this is actually very epic because what she's saying in our country that you can have sex and you can still get out of paying for the child, genuinely, we've created an alternative.
	They go, what's the alternative?
	Well, it's the Moses law.
	If you don't know about this, it states particularly that a parent may leave an unharmed infant up to 60 days old at any hospital or fire station with this is in direct quotes, no questions asked.
	And that we're so privileged and they're unthankful with that.
	And it's embarrassing because everyone you know will see that you're pregnant, you know, and that you gave it up.
	It's shameful.
	And we should amplify these kind of stories to prevent kids from having sex with no consequences.
	And this is real life.
	Like, I mean, people are having kids out of wedlock with unstable marriages.
	This is all very, very, very bad stuff.
	But like, how is it up for discussion that, you know, we should have an alternative to this?
	Like, obviously, you can have a kid, and that's what I'm saying.
	It's good.
	You have this law, you go through the pregnancy, you shouldn't have done that.
	And now you leave the kid at a fire station.
	We literally have a government program in place to take the kid so that you aren't homeless and that your life isn't ruined and that you can give the kid up for adoption.
	And they're like, yeah, God forbid we do that.
	Let's just throw it under the rug.
	Let's just make pregnancy like it's just a you know a sidestep.
	It's like a little bit of a cold sore that you might get from a hookup.
	And guess the solution is our only other solution that we really want is abortion.
	They mock it.
	Like this law is amazing.
	We've made this in our country.
	Literally, it keeps shame in the culture and at the same time preserves the life of a child.
	It creates learning process.
	Yet here we are like, no, actually, we want to have a no-shame culture and we want to murder children as the alternative so that I don't get embarrassed.
	Well, everybody knows that adoption exists.
	And even in this law, like you said, the Moses law where you can leave a baby at a hospital.
	This is the problem, though.
	Saturday Night Live is not a comedy show.
	It's a propaganda show.
	It's meant to propagandize young kids into thinking whatever the mainstream media, whatever their narrative is.
	And you look at that Amy Coney Barrett, you know, it's that sketch.
	It's not even funny.
	And the people that are laughing are literally, it's just kind of like this awkward laugh track.
	I'm sure there's a button.
	I'm sure they're hitting the button, say laugh.
	So this is the problem: comedy is dead.
	And I actually kind of like it, Elijah, because now there's a void for people like myself, people like Ryan Long, people like you that aren't afraid to be politically incorrect because they, on that sketch, had to be so contrived and just say the, you know, make fun of people for giving up a baby for adoption because it's crap, because it's propaganda.
	And it wasn't that long ago on a Monday night, there was a viral video, dick in a box, you know, these guys, Andy Sandberg, you know, Christian Wig.
	Not that long ago, even though it was still propaganda, the propaganda was not as crazy.
	And now the show has devolved into absolute garbage.
	You watch a sketch like that, if you're actually laughing unironically, that's a problem.
	That shows you that we don't have a sense of humor anymore.
	Here's my joke.
	First off, Kate McKinnon, if you can make her unfunny, you've really done a bad job.
	She's talented.
	She's talented.
	That's true.
	And I don't really like Colin Jose that much, but he's with that hot girl.
	I'm just saying, you know, the people that are unfunny means like they're trying so hard at the propaganda.
	That's like, this is the joke.
	Here's the joke.
	Well, there is a law that preserves the life of a child.
	And that means we don't need to kill children.
	What was the joke?
	I don't understand.
	What was the joke?
	The only thing SNL has, I will agree with this, though.
	SNL abortion is around and it is alive and it's SNL aborting comedy itself.
	There you go.
	They cut that comedy.
	They are pro-abortion.
	They never delivered.
	They literally never delivered.
	You see what I'm saying?
	The joke didn't come quickly, even if they did.
	I'm just going to say.
	So they go on and then it continues.
	And this is supposed to be a joke.
	I want to keep reminding people.
	It's supposed to be funny.
	So let's go ahead and let's watch this.
	What's the big deal?
	Just pop it.
	Just do the nine and plop.
	I just laugh when the laugh track plays.
	Just do your nine, you know.
	So doing your nine is epic.
	It literally is.
	Like, think about that.
	You do the time, like you're paying for the crime, right?
	This is your, you're not, you, you got pregnant.
	I don't know, also, too, this idea of like just doing the nine.
	Like, they're like, oh, like, do your nine.
	Like, as if like there's no other option or like abortions out there.
	And somehow it's like this crazy thing to ask a woman to just like give birth to the child that is growing inside of her.
	Like it's like, it's like, oh, you're so old school.
	You're so 1950s in the fact that you saw this today.
	The New York Post put out that millennials, millennials themselves, really are settling down.
	They want 1950s style women.
	What does that mean?
	You want stay-at-home wives, like traditional women?
	1950s style.
	Like, oh, pregnancy was so 1950s.
	Like, delivering your children is such an archaic idea.
	And it's like, oh, just do your nine as if it's like a prison sentence.
	Okay, fine.
	Maybe it is.
	It's part of the labor.
	It's part of the suffering.
	Even with God, with childbirth, part of the pain of childbirth was going to be part of the curse on the woman.
	But at the same time, it's like, why do we look at giving birth to kids and actually going through pregnancy as if it's some sort of a punishment?
	Like, that's such a weird thing.
	Well, I mean, Elijah, they picked this topic on purpose because now all the people on the right that were like, I don't want the government involved in vaccine mandates.
	I don't want to be told what to do.
	No medical procedure will be given to me by the government.
	Now the people on the right are like, actually, I do want the government involved in this decision making.
	And then all the people on the left are like, we want vaccine mandates.
	We want the government to you're going to lose your job if you don't get vaccinated.
	Are all of a sudden saying, my body, my choice.
	I don't want the government involved.
	So it's meant to make us both look like hypocrites, sadly.
	And it's working.
	And the people that look like the most hypocrites are the one that wants to kill babies.
	But still, us on the right, it's kind of making us look bad.
	It's making us fight over bull crap.
	And at the end of the day, we all need to save these babies.
	Nobody wants to kill a baby, but these people, their identity politics is like, oh, these babies got to die.
	It's all my woman, my body, blah, It's all bull crap.
	We need to save these kids.
	It's prime time to do your nine.
	Not 99.
	You do your nine.
	That's why I don't use the word nine.
	Don't use the word nine.
	I'm prime time nano nan.
	That's a good word.
	And now they're trying to take it.
	Do your nine.
	All right.
	It continues.
	Let's watch this.
	Do your nine, leave it on the sidewalk.
	Wrap it up in a little, like a little Moses, put it in a little basket, send it down the creek.
	Just do your nine, you know?
	It's simple.
	If you, you are a murderer if you have an abortion, but you're not a murderer if you put a baby in a bag in a mailbox.
	And that tracks unless you're a bad person.
	That's true to me.
	That's true.
	You're not a murderer if you don't kill a baby.
	Yeah.
	You know, you know, oh, so you're a thief if you steal stuff, but if you pay for it using an alternative payment method that's not popular, then you're not a thief.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Kay McKinnon, yeah, Amy Connie Barrett, that's literally the definition.
	And the government taking care of your babies that you abandon is being made fun of.
	Why?
	Like, what is this?
	What is this?
	Why are we joking about the alternatives to abortion?
	Like, giving birth?
	We're making fun of giving birth now.
	You know, those people that choose to give birth.
	You know, that joke, the whole birth funny.
	Well, Elijah, we know the Planned Parenthood was started by Margaret Sanger and William Gates Sr., Bill Gates' father.
	And it's a eugenicist program.
	It's eugenics.
	They literally want to kill kids.
	And I talked about this earlier.
	They're going to just rush in new kids through the border.
	So that's why they don't care about the American babies being killed, but we should stand up for them.
	This is not done on accident.
	These are actually literal people that want to worship the devil, basically, and sacrifice our children to Moloch.
	I mean, that's kind of where it comes from.
	You look at Alex Jones going to the Bohemian Grove.
	That's a symbol.
	That's one of the symbols they do.
	They have a big owl and they do a ritual there where they literally get an effigy, a body, and they sacrifice it to an owl.
	So this is just another form of that.
	These elites, they love to laugh and they love to mock us with their baby murdering.
	You look at Elizabeth Warren out in front of the Capitol.
	Oh, we got to fight back.
	We got to fight back.
	Fight back for what?
	So you can kill little babies in the womb?
	That's not fighting.
	That's murder, in my opinion.
	Well, yeah.
	And I think everyone can agree.
	This is actually maybe one of the only good things our government does.
	Like a baby being put in the system is better than the baby being killed.
	I mean, is this like a, is this ideal?
	No.
	I mean, no one's saying that like, yeah, everyone should just abandon their children, but it's better than murdering your kids.
	And like, I don't understand what their counter argument is here.
	It's like the Moses baby law is dumb.
	So let's get rid of it so that you're forced to take either A, responsibility for your kid, kill them after they're born, or abortion's your only option.
	Like no aspect of what they're saying is an actual diss, and it's confusing and it's absolutely unfunny.
	And like, I don't really get where the humor is.
	And I don't know if I'm missing something that you're seeing.
	Well, it's not humor.
	Like I said, it's just propaganda meant to make fun of people that would have a baby and actually give it up for adoption to make them feel guilty so they don't choose that route.
	So they're more likely to get the abortion because they're like, oh, I don't want to have a baby and they give it up for adoption.
	I'm going to have guilt my whole life.
	But I'm telling you, having an abortion, I know people that have had abortion, they feel guilt their whole life.
	And, you know, I think there was some tweet where a guy went viral saying, oh, you know, nobody is sad when they have a miscarriage.
	That's not true.
	I know people, their whole lives have been, you know, destroyed basically by multiple miscarriages.
	I know women have changed their entire personalities after they had a miscarriage.
	They felt like a lot, like part of them, especially I know someone who was trying to get pregnant for a long time and then they had a miscarriage and that hope that was lost of like, that was your kid.
	And I mean, it's so insane that people don't realize that.
	I mean, it's almost like literally, you know, talking about everything going on, like everything is kind of crashing around us.
	And I want to be sure that we are aware of the times, that we know what's going on, especially with abortion and also with our finances, with everything that's happening.
	That we're just going to segue.
	Wow, look at these segues today.
	I think the credit score, we're talking about murder and now another one.
	Elijah is a good person.
	I was going to say, you know, you can't predict the world, but you can trust the value of birch gold and investing your money into something that actually is against the market that's crashing right now.
	Because, you know, like I said, you can't control comedy.
	You can't control the market, but you can control where you put your money.
	And it's finally happened.
	The Feds realize the dire straits our economy is actually in.
	And thanks to our loose monetary policy, apparently you can't just spend trillions of dollars every year with no repercussions.
	And how to play catch up?
	The Fed has been raising rates in planned seven times this year.
	You're already starting to see those ripple effects in the housing market as people's buying power diminishes.
	Have you considered what could happen in the stock market if our economy actually stalls out?
	And I think it's actually like really crashing this week.
	It's doing really well.
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	Yeah, it is crazy.
	I'm saying the world is a bit unpredictable.
	It is crazy.
	And a lot of us are crying right now.
	If you look at your portfolio, don't pull out your money right now.
	It's once this week, the moment that everything crashes, invest a ton more money.
	Always invest when the market crashes.
	And then within a year or two, it always bounces back.
	Yeah, but you look at this.
	This is a huge problem.
	All the single-family homes are being bought by BlackRock.
	So now they're price gouging people.
	A single family can't even afford a house right now.
	So they can crash the economy, but the multinational corporations still benefit.
	So yeah, we guys, we do need to invest our money.
	We got to save it because times are going to get tight.
	And with all these, we haven't even talked about it today.
	Have you noticed all the food distribution centers are all on fire?
	And of course, I'm a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist.
	But something weird is going to be on the horizon, guys.
	They're going to make things worse.
	If you think people, you know, throwing some Molotov cocktails into a planned parenthood is bad, just wait.
	Things are going to get way worse.
	Yeah.
	Please, Glenn Beck, pay us more so that Primetime and I can buy nice houses.
	Please.
	Glenn Beck, pay us more.
	We do need to make that point.
	See, right now, this whole episode, we've been very nihilistic and very negative, but really and truly, Elijah, you got a good life.
	I have a good life and I'm very thankful for the life that I have that I'm out here to be able to create content.
	We can joke around.
	But not everybody has that ability.
	So it's really sad.
	That's kind of why I feel bad.
	I feel guilty for the other people that are under the constant trauma-based mind control because their lives, at least we're out there doing something.
	We're creating content.
	We're trying to fight this thing.
	For a lot of people, they're just choosing to lay down and die.
	And we cannot do that, guys.
	So you don't have to make your own YouTube channel.
	You don't have to do this, but you can create a family.
	You can create something.
	You can, you know, do a hobby that you love where you don't have to be a debt slave your whole life because that's what they want you to do.
	They constantly want you to be in fear that you're going to be broke.
	And that's not your life.
	Your whole life is not just chasing your next paycheck to paycheck.
	You got to live for something other than that.
	Yeah, seriously.
	And, you know, like God has blessed me with a very wonderful life.
	I mean, I've had to fight for it like with the hands and eyes of Christ or with the body of Christ.
	So obviously we do a lot of action.
	We put in our effort, but it's God who gives us the strength.
	And I'm really happy to be in a position.
	But I know because I know that I have a good life and I know that, you know, I mean, I think what?
	I think I'm now making like at least $312 a year about approximately pretty close to that.
	Well, Elijah's doing okay.
	$400.
	I make $400 a year.
	It's pretty good.
	I literally have been able to eat twice since January.
	It's been fun.
	But I, you know, they say, more problems, though, too.
	You know, money does not solve all your problems.
	I got a perfect life.
	I don't have any of either.
	But I know what I meant.
	Like, I meant like, and I know that, you know, God's been good.
	And even then, like, I have felt the inflation.
	And I've always, my heart hurts for every SOB and viewer that watches this show that are on a fixed income and or your raises have not matched the growth, people with families.
	I, you know, it, it breaks my freaking heart.
	And at the meantime, that's not the point.
	We're all hurting financially.
	And what we're talking about is abortion, really?
	This is what we're talking about.
	Exactly.
	And, you know, it continues, by the way, because I want to say this.
	If you're suffering, you're going to have to suffer more with us right now because we're going to have to continue to watch this.
	I don't know who put this in here because this is, I literally, I was told this was going to be as bad as it is.
	And I haven't laughed yet.
	I'm not laughing at anything.
	The only thing that I'm laughing at is the fact that nobody realizes that SNL itself is the joke.
	Well, I'm just laughing at the cringeness of it, the cringiness.
	Yeah, me too.
	Let's go to let's watch this again.
	Let's continue.
	Okay, well, not everyone agrees with that.
	Well, just give it to a stork and the stork will give it to a lesbian.
	Which is good.
	I mean, happy because now there's more babies for them to adopt until we ban that too.
	Come on, ladies.
	It's just nine.
	It's not even 10.
	So just do your nine and dump.
	I don't think it's that simple.
	Well, I have seven children and a job and I make it work.
	So why every single other woman can't do the same is beyond me.
	Unless I'm like missing something about class in America.
	Don't answer that.
	Oh, you're married in a stable family and you worked hard and you have seven kids.
	Yeah, what did everyone do for all of history with their kids?
	Did they have a problem?
	No, it's like people are like, Well, I don't know how I can't live in the middle of downtown Chicago, have a Netflix subscription, buy my weed, and somehow afford to pay for my two kids.
	Yeah, because you live a narcissistic, unstable lifestyle and you don't live in a traditional lifestyle.
	But married people are more stable, like families that come together.
	I'm talking about families that actually work, that work out, that stay together.
	I mean, realistically speaking, when you look at all this, with what's going on, all she's doing is being like, yeah, life is wrecked because we've wrecked family, we've broken people down, and now she's making fun of stable families, having a lot of children, working hard.
	She's an accomplished Supreme Court justice.
	Why aren't we praising her?
	Like, she's literally working like the greatest, most respected job.
	I would say it's probably the most respected job in the United States.
	Probably would have been traditionally the Supreme Court justice, not president.
	They're non-partisan.
	People have always respected them.
	Even Ginsburg, I didn't like her, but I respect the hell out of people who are on the court.
	And it's like what we're mocking is the fact that she has a stability and kids.
	Like, this is some lowbrow shit.
	Yeah, but that's because they want to denuclearize the family.
	They do not want you to have a stable family.
	That's done on purpose.
	So these people can go after.
	I think I heard Mike Cernovich talking about it actually recently.
	You know, these kids are going to be more vulnerable when they come from a family of broken homes.
	So that's why they want to demonize somebody that comes from a good, strong, stable family.
	They want to say, oh, that's not cool.
	It's not cool to come from a you got to be a latchkey kid.
	You got to go on your own at an early age and start looking at pornography and start doing, you know, adult things as early as possible.
	You got to read books that have pornography, literature in it.
	Because they want to denuclearize the family.
	They don't want us to have a family.
	I mean, that's that's all you have at the end of the day is your loved ones.
	But in this world we live in, they want to demonize you and they want to make you hate your own parents or even this is the thing.
	This is the point I want to make.
	Just for us to be here today, Elijah, at one point we had 8,000 great, great, great grandparents and they all had to have sex at that exact time and they all had to live long enough for us to be here.
	So people don't realize you are so lucky.
	You won the lottery of life.
	You won the lottery of life.
	You do not have to be a victim.
	Even though the TV is going to tell you you got to be a victim, you should not play into that victimhood mentality.
	You got to take control of the short life that you have and start living it instead of trying to fight and act and be an activist for the death of little babies.
	Yeah, I got to say this though.
	That's a lot coming from a guy.
	If you can go to my screen here, just remember we were both on the Krigler show back to back.
	My episode did better than yours.
	You have more YouTube followers.
	You got a bigger YouTube following.
	Interesting.
	I was going to say, I got 1.2,000 more views than you.
	Not comparing sizes or anything because anything like that.
	But I'm just going to say that, no, 1.2, that's a huge thumbnail.
	That's why.
	That's cool.
	I'm just so.
	I just not a competition.
	It's all right, Elijah.
	I just wanted to point out that my video did better than yours and not in any for any reason other than the fact that I wanted to point something out.
	Oh, why you did better than me?
	Oh, I don't care.
	All I do care is about we live in the clown world, the upside down world, Elijah.
	I'm trying to bring awareness to it.
	That's what I care about.
	I'm trying to make people laugh so they don't have to watch this crap on SNL about Amy Comey Bryant making fun of people that have a good family with seven kids.
	We all should have seven freaking kids.
	We should all love one another.
	But instead, you are a loser if you're a good mom and you're a Supreme Court justice if you don't want to kill a baby.
	Can you get my screen here for a second?
	What was that?
	So you see, there's two videos here on his page.
	The two most recent ones.
	There's one with Alex Stein.
	I'm just my transition.
	You see, I'm going with my transition.
	So you'll see there's one here.
	And the moral of the story is that his video did worse than mine.
	All right.
	So, speaking of that, it looks barely.
	There was a point to this.
	I want to bring this up because obviously some shows have better ratings, some have worse.
	Mine did better in ratings than yours.
	And the point is, is that SNL, actually, I found out has about 4.2 million regular viewers.
	Which is pretty good.
	Which is like incredible, which is shocking because that means there are 4.2 million people who hate themselves.
	And this is Suicide Prevention Awareness Month.
	If you're watching SNL voluntarily and not on this show, get help.
	Seek help.
	And remember, whether, you know, even if you're in a position, let's say your video got less views than your friend and, you know, just said something about who you are and what you're capable of, or perhaps, or perhaps you are on SNL and you realize your career is tanking.
	And the fact that if people watch you, it's not a sign of anything.
	It's a sign of our nation.
	It's a sign of judgment.
	The fact that that many people voluntarily watch SNL means something sad.
	Just like if you voluntarily watched Alex Stein's episode instead of mine.
	My episode is great.
	Your episode is like three hours.
	So they had probably more people clicking it while I was live.
	But it's not even about that.
	Whatever we're going to do.
	Even though they're higher, it's not about it.
	It's not about the numbers, guys.
	I'm not a number.
	It's a pure passion, man.
	Right, you watch me.
	When you watch me, you get pure passion.
	But this is what I'm talking about.
	My views are on weed.
	They're high.
	This is why, though, they get 4.2 million.
	Because first of all, the Nielsen ratings are crap, but they're on NBC.
	And, you know, there's only about five main channels.
	And so they're automatically, people don't have cable or whatever.
	I don't even know why they get so many, why so many people watch that.
	If that's artificially inflated, there was a day and age, my point being, is when the videos would actually go viral, that actually matters.
	Like the virality of a video that clip the next day.
	It's not really the live viewers aren't that big a deal.
	But SNL had their only, their latest viral sketch was the one making fun of the pandemic protocols.
	You know the sketch I'm talking about?
	So they haven't had any viral sketches at all.
	So that shows you they, even though it seems like they're getting a big audience, they're really doing crap when you talk about their viral videos.
	But as a joke, despite I can go to my screen here, just like just to point out something here.
	So even though your video did worse than mine, I do want to point this out that it doesn't really matter because in the end, none of us actually do that well.
	Because if you look at SNL, their views are actually artificially inflated even on YouTube.
	I'm going to click that 1,200 times and I'm going to just click on it 1,200 times on the Blaze computers.
	Click, click, click.
	No, I'm not.
	And it's not a competition between Blaze TV people, but now it is.
	Now it is a competition.
	Elijah just got us in a Thunderdome.
	Now it's competition time.
	If it was, which it's not, I would have won.
	But it's not.
	So I am going to say.
	Elijah got a thousand more viewers on a YouTube video.
	Oh, congratulations.
	I'm trying to fight the massive inflation.
	It cost me 200 bucks to fill up my forerunner.
	Ah, that's what I want to talk about.
	Sounds like a guy who couldn't even hit 10K.
	Sounds like a guy.
	That's what I think.
	A guy who couldn't get 100% of the time.
	You know, if I knew this was the thing, I should have shared it.
	I didn't tweet it out.
	Elijah did tweet out his, I believe.
	That's maybe why we got a few more.
	Okay.
	I can make excuses.
	Excuses are like buttholes.
	Everybody has one.
	They all stink.
	I'm not here to compete with you, Elijah.
	I'm here.
	Teamwork makes a dream work.
	We're on the same team now, so we need to come together.
	I don't look at it as you winning.
	I look at it together.
	We got 20,000 views.
	That's how I view it.
	That is really nice.
	But we're not, but it's not together.
	So that's a false premise he says.
	But it's yours.
	Okay, but I meant to say we're together.
	I like to think.
	I say it's together as 20.
	So, I mean, I don't know.
	That's teamwork makes a dream work, but it's okay.
	You can make it a competition.
	But I just want to give actually the whole point of that was to give Adam Krigler's channel a shout out and remind you to actually go support him.
	But I was going to say, if the sad part is we all struggle on the internet because it doesn't matter if you're like, Adam, you're actually making good shows.
	Of course, you might have made two recently and one was better than the other.
	I'll let people decide.
	But on top of that, it doesn't matter.
	Together, it doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter how well you did.
	I meant like we get punished right for this and they create this crap and they have control of the algorithms and they push it and they inflate it.
	The watch continues.
	It gets worse.
	Okay, you were also suggesting that we don't need abortion because there's no longer the same stigma against unwed mothers.
	Exactly, exactly.
	It's like you see a girl, you know, she's pregnant.
	You're not going to stone her anymore.
	You're just going to be like, hmm, okay.
	Like, if you get pregnant and you're not married, you don't have to go to a spooky convent anymore.
	You just give a baby to a panther, jungle book it, and that's your nine.
	Stop just saying that's your nine.
	Like, what is more traumatic?
	Safely ending an early pregnancy or giving full birth to a baby you can never see again because you put it on a fan.
	See, that's not safely ending a pre-like an what?
	Okay, that wait.
	That's evil.
	Eliza, that is, that is disgusting.
	She just said that safely ending the life of a baby is better than actually giving it up for adoption.
	That makes me actually sick.
	That's disgusting, dude.
	I can't believe they wrote.
	And you know, they had five writers that wrote that sketch.
	You know what I mean?
	They had writers, they had writers approve it.
	And that's actually the narrative that they want to say that it's better to safely kill a baby than to give it up for adoption.
	We are in the upside down world, dude.
	Yeah, if you can go to my, go, go to my screen here for a second.
	I think where was this?
	Let me see.
	Hold up.
	Oh, oops.
	Hold up.
	What's that?
	Hold up.
	You can take that back off.
	Sorry.
	20,000 together.
	No, I didn't mean to.
	I didn't actually want you to go to my screen.
	I just wanted to put that back up there.
	I'll be honest.
	I'd admit.
	I'll admit my faux pop.
	But I do see this.
	And what makes me actually mad about this?
	And the real reason why I do bring up ratings is as the joke is that you can be masterful.
	And you talked about the pressure to even go viral or whatever.
	They've gotten so lazy.
	And this is the benefit for us.
	Because the pressure has been hard on the right wing for content creators.
	We've had to do what?
	Make better content.
	We've had to actually try.
	Because we've showed on this show last time.
	If you even searched my name, it's like shadow banned.
	You don't even, my videos don't pop up.
	I mean, we have like nearly half a million followers on a website and a video with 1,000 views with a guy who has my same last name popped up 10 videos before mine.
	Because why?
	Because they don't want people to watch our videos, but people watch and they follow us because it's the truth and it's better.
	And that's the problem.
	Right-wing content has become the mecca of comedy.
	It's become the mecca of, it's so weird.
	Like Blaze TV hired a guy named with Conspiracy Castle that dresses, puts nipple tape on.
	Why?
	Because it's good.
	It's better.
	And it's just higher quality content.
	It actually is funny.
	And these people, because they're already given the advantage, they don't feel like they need to earn the views.
	It's a slap in the face.
	They go, well, we'll get them anyways.
	I can literally serve my cock, flash it on a plate in front of, and I'm still going to get a million views on YouTube because it's shoved in your face.
	We are being raped with their content.
	We don't even want it.
	And it's being forced on us.
	No, no, you're 100% right.
	And that's the problem is now that we are, you know, considered conservatives in this world, it's kind of a vacuum.
	Like our content will get shared in our circles, but it will never get shared by the mainstream media.
	They'll never, you know, unless it's like a hit piece.
	Like D Magazine kind of wrote a hit piece on me.
	They're a liberal leaning magazine.
	So they're never going to actually give us, you know, any sort of pump.
	They're never going to give us any sort of, you know, mainstream credit.
	Yet you said they can just freaking produce crap and it gets shown to millions of people.
	So that's, but that's the one issue, though, too.
	It's like we're fighting that.
	We're fighting the censorship.
	We're fighting the shadow bans.
	So we have to create better content.
	But still, you can even have the best video in the world.
	If you're not with the same as the same as a mainstream agenda, it's not going to get as many hits as their crap.
	Right.
	No.
	And here, this is the close out.
	Here's how they finish.
	All I'm saying is these lesbians are going to have like a crapload of babies coming their way.
	They should be kissing my boobs.
	I don't think they want to do that.
	Also, I think a lot of Americans feel that you're kind of forcing conservative views on the country.
	Oh, well, look, the court is not partisan.
	Our spouses, on the other hand, are effing crazy.
	Speak of Clarence Thomas's wife, Jenny, has always texted me.
	She's like in love with me.
	I'm like, okay, Les, you want a baby?
	So I also love the idea, too, that they don't want lesbians to have children, which that's my biggest thing.
	I'm going to say something about anything, like make kids for lesbians.
	But I also point out the fact that they say, oh, you don't want the courts to be partisan or whatever.
	You want to push conservative values.
	No, you're being pushed in your progressive values.
	Your satanic values are being pushed upon us.
	So it's like, it's like going like, oh, that's my point.
	They've gotten so comfortable with their shitty comedy.
	They've gotten so comfortable not living in a republic where the representation doesn't matter, that people, they can put whatever views, right?
	Gay marriage, everything is pushed through court orders, not through a vote, not through actual democracy, that they feel like they've just owned it, that they're around.
	And now we're like, no, we're tired of this.
	We're done with you.
	We want our country back.
	We want to instill the values that we care about.
	No, we don't want abortion to be legal across every state.
	We don't want it here in the United States.
	And especially, we'll start with Texas.
	We don't want it here.
	And it's like, well, you feel like you're pushing it on us.
	No, you've been pushing your shitty form of liberal democracy on us for years.
	It's cringe, it's fake, it's gay, it's lame, and we're done with it.
	Yeah, and you know, they're not joking about the inflation, they're not joking about all the problems of the border, the opioid epidemic.
	They're just going to talk about abortion, which you're going to still be able to get an abortion no matter what.
	Even if Roe versus Wade, and I know the people watching the show already know that, even if it gets overturned, there's always going to be a place.
	Gavin Newsom is going to give you probably a five-star hotel stay and a first-class ticket to get an abortion.
	So, guys, it's not going away.
	It's just going to become a state's right.
	What the heck?
	This is meant to distract us.
	So, we're just fighting over this, having stupid sketches about it.
	And at the end of the day, you're still going to be able to kill your baby if you really want to.
	We're excited.
	And just so you know, if you're not a part of the Telegram chat, t.me/slightlyoffensive, there is a Blaze TV only, oh, we're just, we're going hard back here.
	There's going to be a Blaze TV only question and answer for Primetime 99 that is not available here on YouTube, Rumble, or wherever else you're watching this, but it is available at blazetv.com slash Elijah.
	Help us fight censorship and join.
	And we'll try to give you bonus content when we can because we care.
	You even got to see that.
	That was cool if you stayed around.
	Go to blazetv.com slash Elijah and sign up.
	But if you're on anywhere else, this is where we jump off.
	And we're going to give Stein a chance to plug himself.
	Where can people find you?
	Where can they follow you?
	Primetime 99 on the ground all the time.
	If you can't find me, you ain't looking.
	All right, guys.
	I'm going to be in El Paso, May 19th.
	I'm going to be in Bisbee, May 20th.
	I'm going to be in Tucson May 21st and then Phoenix, May 22nd.
	You can buy the tickets at alexstein99.live if you want to see me live and in person.
	It's going to be a show.
	Come and see me, baby.
	Yes, my name is Elijah Schaefer, the host of Slightly Offensive, The Best Worst Show on Blaze TV, which is about to end if you're not on Blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
	For those of you that are on Blaze TV, hold around.
	But for the rest of you, have a great rest of the day.
	And may God bless the United States of America.

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