May 11, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Obviously, you know, people have been a little bit crazy, Alex.
It has been a little bit wild in that a video there by Scooter Caster, an amazing journalist and a reporter that is based out of New York.
You know, people are saying, thank God for abortion.
Thank God for killing children.
Thank God for murdering babies.
And I got to say that when God made the world in seven, you know, well, technically he rested the seven days, I realized that we missed a page from Genesis.
Where his, he said his mission for humankind was that we would be fruitful, we would multiply.
And then when we multiply it enough that we would use our technology to stick forceps inside of wombs, sever the spine of babies, rip their little arms off their torsos and, you know, mangle up, just chop up children, suck them out with vacuums, mutilate them, sell their body parts.
I mean, like, there's a whole page that was just lost in translation.
And these people found it apparently, and they're grateful to God and they're doing his work.
You have to be filled with this if you're saying that this is God, right?
Because you have to be careful.
We think of God universally as Jehovah Jireh, as the provider, as the one who's out there.
But their God, their lusts, their desires, which means that they serve who?
The devil.
They literally are.
They serve their father or as Jesse Lee Peterson would say, the devil.
They serve their daddy, the devil.
And it's demonic.
And by the way, guys, as we talk about this, we have a lot going on today in the crazy world.
Protests have been taking place.
They've been coming to your homes.
They've been coming to the justices' houses, illegally protesting in these private neighborhoods.
And on top of that, they've been protesting in church.
They are here.
They are queer and they are coming for your kids and possibly on them too if they got their way.
But it's true.
And they want to kill them if they can't.
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But black people don't like themselves enough because they like to blame every other group for their problems rather than taking responsibility, for instance, like gang problems and violence, et cetera.
You got to understand and call yourself out.
True love is to tell the truth and to call yourself out and your friends out when there's problems.
And if you have problems in your community and you don't want to call it out, that's not because you're not racist.
That's because you don't love your own people.
You got to call that shit out, okay?
You got to call it out, and I'm calling it out.
And right now, what we're seeing here is this is not just violence.
This is actually violence for political ideology.
This was the entire intention of the leak from the documents from the Supreme Court was to instigate violence.
And people need to realize that.
It's not a joke anymore.
There's not accidental leaks.
I don't believe ever in the history of the country we actually had something leak.
They actually absolutely exposed and betrayed the confidence of our highest court in order to, what, instigate violence against the justices, to intimidate those who want to see life be preserved in our country, and to set off an entire sequence of events that would create violence, chaos, and problems ahead of an election.
And it's even worse than that because you look at the left right now.
They have not been able to rally behind Joe Biden because of the massive inflation, the opioid epidemic, and basically all of the policies that even Kamala Harris and Joe Biden have done has been crap.
So now they take away abortion, which is not even going to take it away.
There's going to be, like I said earlier, it's a state right.
You can still get an abortion.
So now they've rallied the troops, all the people that were dormant, not doing anything, asleep at the wheel, just trying to be, you know, secondhand embarrassed for the cringe president Joe Biden.
Now they all have a rallying cry.
Oh, we're going to fight for abortion.
So this is done on purpose.
It's a psychological operation to wake up all the sleepyheads, as I like to call it, all the Joe Bidenites to wake up and fight.
I mean, there's a few people that have said it, but I walk around sometimes on the Joe Biden hat and I wear it ironically to get people's, you know, whatever their impression of me is.
And I'm telling you, anybody that ever says, oh, that's a cool hat, they have no teeth and their IQ is like a 25.
So even the people on the left cannot support Joe Biden.
So what this is doing is this is just a distraction method and it's working so well with the leak.
Like you said, no leak.
It's out of the Supreme Court.
This is done on purpose to stir up the beehive.
And now everybody's mad.
And that's what we're all worrying about.
Nobody's talking about, you know, getting their student debt taken away.
Nobody's talking about the price of gasoline soaring.
Nobody's talking about all the people that over 100,000 people have died of drug overdoses.
So once again, their playbook, the CIA, the alphabet agency, whoever is in charge is winning because now we're all distracted with a bunch of nonsense.
Well, yeah, and it says this right here from Fox News: that a shattered window had been boarded up and images showed fire damage, furniture, and burned books littering the floor of the office.
The Madison Police Department understands members of our community are feeling deep emotions due to the recent news involving the United States Supreme Court.
Madison Police Chief Sean Barnes said in a statement early Sunday morning, our team began investigating a suspicious fire inside the office building on the city's north side, and it appears a specific nonprofit that supports anti-abortion measures was targeted.
What is really interesting is like, are we surprised here?
We're not surprised because this is typical behavior.
But on the other end, why is it whenever there's violence, specifically from one end, okay?
And I think it's best summarized, and I've never heard a better summary than Mike Cernovich saying, just remember, if you want to know who's on the good side, there is one side that wants to kill your kid in the womb.
And if they can't kill your kid before it's born, then they'll mutilate its genitals once it is.
And so this people want to have sex with your kids and kill them.
I know what side of history I'm on, and I'm not on that side of history.
I actually think the people that kill kids should be killed.
Okay.
They should die.
Because if you're going to kill children, you deserve capital punishment.
You deserve to be killed by the state.
It's righteous indignation.
And what makes me angry is when people who are on the wrong side of history commit crimes or acts of violence like this, what do the police always do?
They should be arresting these people.
There should be public, you know, public execution of people who are murdering children.
That's one of the most heinous crimes, sexually taking advantage of and killing children.
The guy that wouldn't attack him on stage had a gun.
And well, it's a fake gun, but with a knife, attacked him on stage with a knife at a concert, and they're not even charging him with a felony.
So that's where we're at.
Is under the guise of social justice, we're letting criminals out of jail.
You nailed it with the bail reform.
The same form that you can sign to get a public defender.
You can sign and get an ROR bond.
That's called a release on own recognizance.
And you can just get out of jail all because of social justice.
There's nothing justifiable about letting career criminals out of jail.
There's a 23-year-old UCLA grad student stabbed to death at a high-end furniture store in LA by a guy that had 17 prior convictions.
So this is not done on accident.
This is a controlled demolition of our society.
And the people that have to pay the price are people like you and me, innocent people that have nothing to do with it, like these people in this abortion, you know, this whatever anti-planned parenthood place where they're going to help kids.
Of course, they attack them.
And of course, nobody gets charged for it because that's what they want.
They want to destabilize the people that are actually trying to fix the problems.
So the DA is out there and he's letting people out saying that, well, we can't charge people with crimes.
And this is the whole idea of you start minimizing real criminality and you change everything in society to bend into an alter reality to where we're looked at as the bad guys because we want people to stop killing children in the womb.
And, oh, the guy who almost stabbed the comedian, well, he did make a trans joke once.
And so that's the idea of like, you know, it's a really heated time.
You know, people are really sensitive about trans things.
So yes, he did almost get stabbed.
And yes, he did get attacked in front of everyone and it was witnessed by thousands of cameras.
And it was a clear and present crime.
But you got to realize, man, sometimes jokes, they hurt a little bit.
And every once in a while, I feel like stabbing someone in the neck too because I'm offended.
You know what?
I don't get an excuse.
If I even mentioned the fact that I want to stab someone, YouTube would probably take down my video.
If I'm like, I'm going to go somebody.
If I just said that and gave the name, if I even made a joke about it, I would have an article written about me.
I joked about killing trans kids and people thought that wasn't funny.
Okay.
Do they have the right to stab me now?
Am I in danger?
That's the signal it sends.
Someone realizes they can attack me.
They can stab me because they didn't like my joke.
Why?
Because it's all about, oh, the intent.
And they've decided the morality.
And as long as you're fighting for their side, their wickedness, their one world government, and their idea of morality, which is the devil's, then you can literally get away with murder.
That's not even a joke.
They are getting away with murder.
And that's a good example.
And that's DAs everywhere.
Why do you think Donald Trump used Mother's Day to say what?
Happy Mother's Day to everyone, except for all the corrupt DAs and prosecutors who have been taking universal money and are letting our country turn into absolute chaos.
You look at the amount of people that they want to reassign their gender.
And that's what I don't get.
Why are they so pro-abortion?
These kids are going to grow up and a lot of them are going to be trans.
They should welcome as many kids as possible.
But see, but this is the thing, Elijah, because they're taking so many kids through the border right now through the Texas-Mexico border, they don't even care about all the babies they kill in the womb.
They know that they're going to have an endless supply of parentless babies and children already coming in.
Josiah, can you go out on the table real fast and grab me our previous plan?
This was so 2021.
There's our book about the baby on the counter.
This was a previous plan.
So apparently we've abandoned this.
I thought we were, like you said, trying to have children and make the kids anti-racist babies.
And we had this very, very key signature, this literature, if you could bring it over here.
This is a peak level 2021.
And I'm really, really grateful for this.
So, if you don't remember this, we had the anti-racist baby.
And this was where we were at.
And I remember there was really a deep, deep, deep, remember, there's always got to be, it's always got to be a black baby, a baby, because we, you know, we got to have it.
But it was like, anti-racist baby is bred, not born.
That's the key.
They want to grow the anti-racist babies in test tubes.
They don't want to give birth to them.
So they need to breed them.
They are bred.
Anti-racist baby is raised to make society transform.
No, I mean, children are the biggest target of what we're talking about today.
I mean, they're the ones that have to wear the mask.
And, you know, New York, they're going to keep kids under five wearing a mask.
So they're the target of the abuse because they're the most easy to indoctrinate to all the bullcrap.
So that's why they are the victims of all this.
And you look at this, this victimhood, this guilt mentality.
It's like the C, you know, CRT that they're teaching them, but now they call it the social-emotional learning because they want kids to feel guilty about stuff that they had nothing to do with.
And I mean, I have such a big security system in my house.
If somebody does kill me, at least we're going to get it in 4K.
This is the problem, though.
Well, I don't want to keep on saying the problem, but you're right.
I don't want to live in fear, but that's what they want to do.
They want to manipulate us to live in fear.
So we're constantly in that fight or flight state.
So we don't actually go after the problems.
We're just worried about making it to the next day.
And that's no way to live.
It's no way to live your life in fear like a crybaby, scared, cowering from the people that are trying to take away your happiness.
We all need to be a little happy because life is short.
You know that.
I know that.
We both lost our moms.
We just know that life is short, but a lot of people don't realize that, Elijah.
A lot of people just take their life for granted.
That's what they want you to do.
And I think that's what's different than us: we're willing to actually go out and speak out against this and fight against the new world order as content creators.
And so we don't live in fear because we're willing to go out on the street and talk to these demons in person.
So we just need to try to encourage more people to be not necessarily like us because I don't know if we're the best role models, but at least live in less.
Yeah, we're not really role models, but I'm just saying don't live in fear is what I'm trying to say.
I literally was about to riot myself because I'm like, wow.
Imagine somebody, Matt, there's somebody out there who did that voluntarily.
Like, imagine, let's just picture this.
You have such little value in your life, such low self-esteem, such an underselling value to the world that you would wake up, somebody, not you, obviously, legitimately, but somebody would wake up and do that.
Whatever that was.
Would you be caught dead in that kind of outfit?
Would you be literally, tell me right now, would you ever be caught dead in that position?
Well, I would because I'm a freak, and that's why I make those comedy sketches.
But this is the thing: we talk about all these teachers, Elijah.
I mean, you're a young man.
I'm a little bit older than you, but there was a time when you didn't even know anything about your teacher.
You didn't know their personal life.
You didn't know their sexual life.
You didn't know their sexual orientation.
But now all these teachers on Libs of TikTok want to try to get their kids to have pronouns at, you know, age seven or age eight.
It's literal child grooming.
So we really actually, that's not a conspiracy.
They'll say it's a conspiracy, but I don't believe so.
I mean, there's so much evidence of teachers trying to indoctrinate kids into being like, you know, openly trans or, you know, to be talk about being gay at an age when they're not even having sex yet.
They're not even having sex yet.
They shouldn't even be looking at porn.
And they already want to sexualize children.
So that's really existing.
So we're kind of just, you know, putting a mirror to how crazy the world is.
I'm really glad that I like, I really feel like I've been successfully rooting this company and I'm very happy about it because I feel like with bringing you in and John and different people, I was like, I was always the guy that's getting in trouble.
That's always like pushing the line.
So it's like, now with you and John Doyle, it's like a different kind of line crossed.
You know what I mean?
Like, and so I'm really happy that we're all here so that I can just be like, hey, Elijah, you know, they're like, take that tweet down.
And then I just send the picture of you with things on your nipples.
That's why I call myself a C-minus level comedian because it's not great.
And that's the nice thing about it.
It really sets the expectation to be low, but it passes, you know?
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a, I'm a, I'm a transgender.
Like someone called me white the other day.
I go, no, I'm transgender.
Like, like, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm just, I'm in the process of turning tan.
I'm in the process of trying to be funny.
I'll never be fully, but at least the attempt is worth giving credit for.
And so when someone says, hey, that was a really bad joke you said, both because it was delivered poorly and also because it wasn't funny.
You said you wanted to decapitate Hillary Clinton.
Yeah, because it was a joke.
Don't you get it?
It was funny.
And you just blame comedy.
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But I was going to say, they do want you to be scared.
And remember, the police are not going to save you.
And I want to remind people to stay armed.
I asked you about your gun because people are literally not, the police are not going to save you.
We can watch this video here as police are actually backed into a corner.
These abortionists are committing acts of violence and they're committing acts of terrorism.
But just so you remember, because I was out in the streets during all of 2020, if it gets violent, I'd love to go out with you sometime too because I'd love to put you in the middle of the violence with me.
I feel like if somebody did come in my house, I'd want to shoot their leg instead of their head.
I'm a vegetarian.
I'm like really anti-I'm a conflict interventionist.
I hate war.
I hate the fact that right now we're about to fight World War III and I mean, yeah, exactly.
I'm a little bit of a you'd have been talking too.
You know, we can only say so much on YouTube about it, but it's like you see, you know, Vladimir Zelensky gave a dog an award and you two had a private concert under the subway station.
And this is supposedly a war where people are dying with bullets and guns.
So it's just like, I don't even know.
I don't, I'm just a conflict interventionist.
I just hate that we're even pumping up the military industrial complex, buying guns to kill people.
Yet these people are going and having private YouTube concerts and giving, having dog shows while we're supposedly in World War III.
This is what they want us to do, though, Elijah, is they want us to keep fighting each other so we don't ever go after the problems and actually solve them.
It's like just mental manipulation.
Because, right, you're at this point now.
We're really at the breaking point where you almost feel like you have to protect yourself.
And if somebody's coming after you, you need to kill them.
I get that mindset.
But at the same time, if we don't come to an agreement, we're just, our lives are just going to constantly spiral out of control.
And it's only going to get worse.
And I think this summer with the rioting and it being election season, I think it's actually going to be worse than it's ever been, Elijah, because they're going to have another psychological operation that rattles our cages and gets us pissed at each other and gets us fighting in the street.
So it's inevitable that there's going to be more chaos.
And that might not be the source of it all, but I'm saying if you're not ready to defend yourself, and I'm telling you that from someone who's seen it up front, I've just seen so many people become statistics.
I've seen so much.
I've been jumped myself and I'm not, it's not happening again.
You know, everybody now, this is just another distraction thing.
They're talking about how Megan Markle and Prince Harry are not going to be able to go to the Queen's 75th Jubilee.
Yet nobody's talking about Prince Andrew, who is literally best friends with two child rapists, John Luke Brunel, who died under the same circumstances as Jeffrey Epstein and Ghelane Maxwell flying on their plane to Lolita Express.
But that's the funny part, though, is, you know, I've shit posted myself into a pretty big social media following and it makes me laugh though.
And I think it's funny.
And the only reason why I care about the numbers is because it gets those people feeling like they keep writing more articles.
They're more threatened because they're like, oh my gosh, he still has Barbies, but he's getting bigger than me.
And like, what, do I have to buy Barbies?
Is that what I have to do?
And they don't know what's going on.
It's like, he posts pictures of poop emojis and says, good morning, Brian Stelter.
Like, how does this go more viral than my fake story about Donald Trump?
And it's like, you know why?
That shows you how low, brow, and low quality your real media is because my poop emoji has more meaning and has more depth and more authenticity than your entire 12-page article that you wrote with a with a butt plug-in in your small shitty apartment.
And that's okay.
And I'm not judging it, Jeffrey Toobin and people masturbating on Zoom calls.
But I want to say, I was on a Zoom call today.
The difference between you and me, I wasn't masturbating on the Zoom call.
I'm guessing you're pretty happy with the draft of the ruling.
Well, I don't know what would make you think that other than everything I've ever said, but I listened to the case with an open mind and I asked all my questions.
Right, there was one question.
Yeah, Justice Alito nodded to that in his opinion.
You were asking about safe haven laws where you can legally leave a baby at a fire station, no questions asked.
That's right, Colin.
I just like, I don't understand why you need abortion because you can leave a baby anywhere in the United States.
But it's also the point is, like, this isn't supposed to be funny, but this is actually very epic because what she's saying in our country that you can have sex and you can still get out of paying for the child, genuinely, we've created an alternative.
They go, what's the alternative?
Well, it's the Moses law.
If you don't know about this, it states particularly that a parent may leave an unharmed infant up to 60 days old at any hospital or fire station with this is in direct quotes, no questions asked.
And that we're so privileged and they're unthankful with that.
And it's embarrassing because everyone you know will see that you're pregnant, you know, and that you gave it up.
It's shameful.
And we should amplify these kind of stories to prevent kids from having sex with no consequences.
And this is real life.
Like, I mean, people are having kids out of wedlock with unstable marriages.
This is all very, very, very bad stuff.
But like, how is it up for discussion that, you know, we should have an alternative to this?
Like, obviously, you can have a kid, and that's what I'm saying.
It's good.
You have this law, you go through the pregnancy, you shouldn't have done that.
And now you leave the kid at a fire station.
We literally have a government program in place to take the kid so that you aren't homeless and that your life isn't ruined and that you can give the kid up for adoption.
And they're like, yeah, God forbid we do that.
Let's just throw it under the rug.
Let's just make pregnancy like it's just a you know a sidestep.
It's like a little bit of a cold sore that you might get from a hookup.
And guess the solution is our only other solution that we really want is abortion.
They mock it.
Like this law is amazing.
We've made this in our country.
Literally, it keeps shame in the culture and at the same time preserves the life of a child.
It creates learning process.
Yet here we are like, no, actually, we want to have a no-shame culture and we want to murder children as the alternative so that I don't get embarrassed.
And even in this law, like you said, the Moses law where you can leave a baby at a hospital.
This is the problem, though.
Saturday Night Live is not a comedy show.
It's a propaganda show.
It's meant to propagandize young kids into thinking whatever the mainstream media, whatever their narrative is.
And you look at that Amy Coney Barrett, you know, it's that sketch.
It's not even funny.
And the people that are laughing are literally, it's just kind of like this awkward laugh track.
I'm sure there's a button.
I'm sure they're hitting the button, say laugh.
So this is the problem: comedy is dead.
And I actually kind of like it, Elijah, because now there's a void for people like myself, people like Ryan Long, people like you that aren't afraid to be politically incorrect because they, on that sketch, had to be so contrived and just say the, you know, make fun of people for giving up a baby for adoption because it's crap, because it's propaganda.
And it wasn't that long ago on a Monday night, there was a viral video, dick in a box, you know, these guys, Andy Sandberg, you know, Christian Wig.
Not that long ago, even though it was still propaganda, the propaganda was not as crazy.
And now the show has devolved into absolute garbage.
You watch a sketch like that, if you're actually laughing unironically, that's a problem.
That shows you that we don't have a sense of humor anymore.
Well, I mean, Elijah, they picked this topic on purpose because now all the people on the right that were like, I don't want the government involved in vaccine mandates.
I don't want to be told what to do.
No medical procedure will be given to me by the government.
Now the people on the right are like, actually, I do want the government involved in this decision making.
And then all the people on the left are like, we want vaccine mandates.
We want the government to you're going to lose your job if you don't get vaccinated.
Are all of a sudden saying, my body, my choice.
I don't want the government involved.
So it's meant to make us both look like hypocrites, sadly.
And it's working.
And the people that look like the most hypocrites are the one that wants to kill babies.
But still, us on the right, it's kind of making us look bad.
It's making us fight over bull crap.
And at the end of the day, we all need to save these babies.
Nobody wants to kill a baby, but these people, their identity politics is like, oh, these babies got to die.
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It's all my woman, my body, blah, It's all bull crap.
You know, you know, oh, so you're a thief if you steal stuff, but if you pay for it using an alternative payment method that's not popular, then you're not a thief.
Yeah, yeah.
Kay McKinnon, yeah, Amy Connie Barrett, that's literally the definition.
And the government taking care of your babies that you abandon is being made fun of.
Why?
Like, what is this?
What is this?
Why are we joking about the alternatives to abortion?
This is actually maybe one of the only good things our government does.
Like a baby being put in the system is better than the baby being killed.
I mean, is this like a, is this ideal?
No.
I mean, no one's saying that like, yeah, everyone should just abandon their children, but it's better than murdering your kids.
And like, I don't understand what their counter argument is here.
It's like the Moses baby law is dumb.
So let's get rid of it so that you're forced to take either A, responsibility for your kid, kill them after they're born, or abortion's your only option.
Like no aspect of what they're saying is an actual diss, and it's confusing and it's absolutely unfunny.
And like, I don't really get where the humor is.
And I don't know if I'm missing something that you're seeing.
Like I said, it's just propaganda meant to make fun of people that would have a baby and actually give it up for adoption to make them feel guilty so they don't choose that route.
So they're more likely to get the abortion because they're like, oh, I don't want to have a baby and they give it up for adoption.
I'm going to have guilt my whole life.
But I'm telling you, having an abortion, I know people that have had abortion, they feel guilt their whole life.
And, you know, I think there was some tweet where a guy went viral saying, oh, you know, nobody is sad when they have a miscarriage.
That's not true.
I know people, their whole lives have been, you know, destroyed basically by multiple miscarriages.
I know women have changed their entire personalities after they had a miscarriage.
They felt like a lot, like part of them, especially I know someone who was trying to get pregnant for a long time and then they had a miscarriage and that hope that was lost of like, that was your kid.
And I mean, it's so insane that people don't realize that.
I mean, it's almost like literally, you know, talking about everything going on, like everything is kind of crashing around us.
And I want to be sure that we are aware of the times, that we know what's going on, especially with abortion and also with our finances, with everything that's happening.
I was going to say, you know, you can't predict the world, but you can trust the value of birch gold and investing your money into something that actually is against the market that's crashing right now.
Because, you know, like I said, you can't control comedy.
You can't control the market, but you can control where you put your money.
And it's finally happened.
The Feds realize the dire straits our economy is actually in.
And thanks to our loose monetary policy, apparently you can't just spend trillions of dollars every year with no repercussions.
And how to play catch up?
The Fed has been raising rates in planned seven times this year.
You're already starting to see those ripple effects in the housing market as people's buying power diminishes.
Have you considered what could happen in the stock market if our economy actually stalls out?
And I think it's actually like really crashing this week.
See, right now, this whole episode, we've been very nihilistic and very negative, but really and truly, Elijah, you got a good life.
I have a good life and I'm very thankful for the life that I have that I'm out here to be able to create content.
We can joke around.
But not everybody has that ability.
So it's really sad.
That's kind of why I feel bad.
I feel guilty for the other people that are under the constant trauma-based mind control because their lives, at least we're out there doing something.
We're creating content.
We're trying to fight this thing.
For a lot of people, they're just choosing to lay down and die.
And we cannot do that, guys.
So you don't have to make your own YouTube channel.
You don't have to do this, but you can create a family.
You can create something.
You can, you know, do a hobby that you love where you don't have to be a debt slave your whole life because that's what they want you to do.
They constantly want you to be in fear that you're going to be broke.
And that's not your life.
Your whole life is not just chasing your next paycheck to paycheck.
Like, I meant like, and I know that, you know, God's been good.
And even then, like, I have felt the inflation.
And I've always, my heart hurts for every SOB and viewer that watches this show that are on a fixed income and or your raises have not matched the growth, people with families.
I, you know, it, it breaks my freaking heart.
And at the meantime, that's not the point.
We're all hurting financially.
And what we're talking about is abortion, really?
This is what we're talking about.
Exactly.
And, you know, it continues, by the way, because I want to say this.
If you're suffering, you're going to have to suffer more with us right now because we're going to have to continue to watch this.
I don't know who put this in here because this is, I literally, I was told this was going to be as bad as it is.
And I haven't laughed yet.
I'm not laughing at anything.
The only thing that I'm laughing at is the fact that nobody realizes that SNL itself is the joke.
Oh, you're married in a stable family and you worked hard and you have seven kids.
Yeah, what did everyone do for all of history with their kids?
Did they have a problem?
No, it's like people are like, Well, I don't know how I can't live in the middle of downtown Chicago, have a Netflix subscription, buy my weed, and somehow afford to pay for my two kids.
Yeah, because you live a narcissistic, unstable lifestyle and you don't live in a traditional lifestyle.
But married people are more stable, like families that come together.
I'm talking about families that actually work, that work out, that stay together.
I mean, realistically speaking, when you look at all this, with what's going on, all she's doing is being like, yeah, life is wrecked because we've wrecked family, we've broken people down, and now she's making fun of stable families, having a lot of children, working hard.
She's an accomplished Supreme Court justice.
Why aren't we praising her?
Like, she's literally working like the greatest, most respected job.
I would say it's probably the most respected job in the United States.
Probably would have been traditionally the Supreme Court justice, not president.
They're non-partisan.
People have always respected them.
Even Ginsburg, I didn't like her, but I respect the hell out of people who are on the court.
And it's like what we're mocking is the fact that she has a stability and kids.
Yeah, but that's because they want to denuclearize the family.
They do not want you to have a stable family.
That's done on purpose.
So these people can go after.
I think I heard Mike Cernovich talking about it actually recently.
You know, these kids are going to be more vulnerable when they come from a family of broken homes.
So that's why they want to demonize somebody that comes from a good, strong, stable family.
They want to say, oh, that's not cool.
It's not cool to come from a you got to be a latchkey kid.
You got to go on your own at an early age and start looking at pornography and start doing, you know, adult things as early as possible.
You got to read books that have pornography, literature in it.
Because they want to denuclearize the family.
They don't want us to have a family.
I mean, that's that's all you have at the end of the day is your loved ones.
But in this world we live in, they want to demonize you and they want to make you hate your own parents or even this is the thing.
This is the point I want to make.
Just for us to be here today, Elijah, at one point we had 8,000 great, great, great grandparents and they all had to have sex at that exact time and they all had to live long enough for us to be here.
So people don't realize you are so lucky.
You won the lottery of life.
You won the lottery of life.
You do not have to be a victim.
Even though the TV is going to tell you you got to be a victim, you should not play into that victimhood mentality.
You got to take control of the short life that you have and start living it instead of trying to fight and act and be an activist for the death of little babies.
All I do care is about we live in the clown world, the upside down world, Elijah.
I'm trying to bring awareness to it.
That's what I care about.
I'm trying to make people laugh so they don't have to watch this crap on SNL about Amy Comey Bryant making fun of people that have a good family with seven kids.
We all should have seven freaking kids.
We should all love one another.
But instead, you are a loser if you're a good mom and you're a Supreme Court justice if you don't want to kill a baby.
Which is like incredible, which is shocking because that means there are 4.2 million people who hate themselves.
And this is Suicide Prevention Awareness Month.
If you're watching SNL voluntarily and not on this show, get help.
Seek help.
And remember, whether, you know, even if you're in a position, let's say your video got less views than your friend and, you know, just said something about who you are and what you're capable of, or perhaps, or perhaps you are on SNL and you realize your career is tanking.
And the fact that if people watch you, it's not a sign of anything.
It's a sign of our nation.
It's a sign of judgment.
The fact that that many people voluntarily watch SNL means something sad.
Just like if you voluntarily watched Alex Stein's episode instead of mine.
But as a joke, despite I can go to my screen here, just like just to point out something here.
So even though your video did worse than mine, I do want to point this out that it doesn't really matter because in the end, none of us actually do that well.
Because if you look at SNL, their views are actually artificially inflated even on YouTube.
But I just want to give actually the whole point of that was to give Adam Krigler's channel a shout out and remind you to actually go support him.
But I was going to say, if the sad part is we all struggle on the internet because it doesn't matter if you're like, Adam, you're actually making good shows.
Of course, you might have made two recently and one was better than the other.
I'll let people decide.
But on top of that, it doesn't matter.
Together, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter how well you did.
I meant like we get punished right for this and they create this crap and they have control of the algorithms and they push it and they inflate it.
The watch continues.
It gets worse.
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Okay, you were also suggesting that we don't need abortion because there's no longer the same stigma against unwed mothers.
Exactly, exactly.
It's like you see a girl, you know, she's pregnant.
You're not going to stone her anymore.
You're just going to be like, hmm, okay.
Like, if you get pregnant and you're not married, you don't have to go to a spooky convent anymore.
You just give a baby to a panther, jungle book it, and that's your nine.
Stop just saying that's your nine.
Like, what is more traumatic?
Safely ending an early pregnancy or giving full birth to a baby you can never see again because you put it on a fan.
And the real reason why I do bring up ratings is as the joke is that you can be masterful.
And you talked about the pressure to even go viral or whatever.
They've gotten so lazy.
And this is the benefit for us.
Because the pressure has been hard on the right wing for content creators.
We've had to do what?
Make better content.
We've had to actually try.
Because we've showed on this show last time.
If you even searched my name, it's like shadow banned.
You don't even, my videos don't pop up.
I mean, we have like nearly half a million followers on a website and a video with 1,000 views with a guy who has my same last name popped up 10 videos before mine.
Because why?
Because they don't want people to watch our videos, but people watch and they follow us because it's the truth and it's better.
And that's the problem.
Right-wing content has become the mecca of comedy.
It's become the mecca of, it's so weird.
Like Blaze TV hired a guy named with Conspiracy Castle that dresses, puts nipple tape on.
Why?
Because it's good.
It's better.
And it's just higher quality content.
It actually is funny.
And these people, because they're already given the advantage, they don't feel like they need to earn the views.
It's a slap in the face.
They go, well, we'll get them anyways.
I can literally serve my cock, flash it on a plate in front of, and I'm still going to get a million views on YouTube because it's shoved in your face.
So I also love the idea, too, that they don't want lesbians to have children, which that's my biggest thing.
I'm going to say something about anything, like make kids for lesbians.
But I also point out the fact that they say, oh, you don't want the courts to be partisan or whatever.
You want to push conservative values.
No, you're being pushed in your progressive values.
Your satanic values are being pushed upon us.
So it's like, it's like going like, oh, that's my point.
They've gotten so comfortable with their shitty comedy.
They've gotten so comfortable not living in a republic where the representation doesn't matter, that people, they can put whatever views, right?
Gay marriage, everything is pushed through court orders, not through a vote, not through actual democracy, that they feel like they've just owned it, that they're around.
And now we're like, no, we're tired of this.
We're done with you.
We want our country back.
We want to instill the values that we care about.
No, we don't want abortion to be legal across every state.
We don't want it here in the United States.
And especially, we'll start with Texas.
We don't want it here.
And it's like, well, you feel like you're pushing it on us.
No, you've been pushing your shitty form of liberal democracy on us for years.
It's cringe, it's fake, it's gay, it's lame, and we're done with it.
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