April 15, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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PRETTY Women DEBUNKING Ugly Feminist LIES | Guests: Isabella Riley & Lisa Reynolds | Ep 244
We love women so much, and it’s about that time of the year where we need to check these radical progressive feminists at the door. They are out of control, climbing on vegetables, throwing cow blood on themselves to protest war, and creating useless TikTok trends to battle real-world crime. Two amazing and upstanding guests join me in studio, Isabella Riley & Lisa Reynolds, to explain how they really feel about all of this high-estrogen insanity.
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Not talking about, of course, the black woman's brain, which probably is near that at the very least, but I saw tomatoes or tomatoes, however you say it.
I saw avocados.
But guess who brought the melons and, of course, the bouté, our very favorite person.
And no, I'm not talking about race today because racism is so January 2022.
We are in another month.
It is my birthday today.
And I got to say, we are talking about women.
They're out of control.
Specifically, not just some women, because there's a lot of good ones out there.
We're talking about the nasty, disgusting, most vile women among us.
And don't go there.
Talking only about feminists.
They are crazy.
And nobody hates feminists more than me.
Other than one person I can think of, Isabella Reilly.
We love bringing COC inside of beautiful women's faces.
You know, it's not just women that I'm upset about, actually.
I don't know if you can go to my screen here, gay Tupac, but apparently we are in a different position as a culture.
You know, as feminists have found their way and said that women can do everything that men can do, we also find out that men can do everything that women can do.
This is from the New York Times.
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And then we're going to get back to the lingerie.
Well, actually, we'll start with the lingerie.
If we can bring it on the screen, I just like, I hate to bring up the biology thing, but the feminism thing has gotten to a point to where we're now talking about making men women.
And I just feel like, I'm going to go to the women on this.
Zero because no man, I am so ugly and so pale that no man ever wants me.
It's so sad.
I know I'm trying to get more orange to attract more male attention, but you know, all I need, guys, I need so much male attention to get through the night.
I got to go get raped by given wages that I can't survive on by billionaire crony capitalists who hate my country and sell me out to any nation using vaccine passports.
Because we're afraid because feminists have taken over culture.
They've taken over society to where, just like when you see people stealing and you can't stop them in California because you don't want to get, you know, charged with harassment or assault on a thief, people go, if I touch this woman, she's creating a scene.
This is what feminists do.
We've gone into a culture.
Well, yes, but I meant like in a feminist culture, all women end up, if they don't fight against it, it's like, it's not enough to be not a feminist.
Although, I do want to say while some people might be offended, you shouldn't be.
If you go back to my screen here, obviously with men dressing like this, there's no reason a woman wouldn't be anything but horny and turned on because, you know, like I said, with the fat black chick going on there, I just mean nobody would want to touch her because you know that in the end, the person who tries to stop her is the one who's going to get into legal trouble.
The person who comes in and says, hey, stop being a chaotic bitch is like, I feel like somebody needs to, you know, you see those movies.
And it was not only was it one of the funniest movies ever because it was so bad, but at the end, somebody, you know, you always have these like monster, evil people who take over all the satellites and like take over the television, basically not realizing that's, they already like, I have that.
The government does that every day.
You could just talk to the government.
But he goes in and he gives a message to the world.
Somebody needs to address the feminist toxic culture of the world and just say, hey, stop being toxic, chaotic bitches.
That's why I just want to say that.
Just end the entire stream because the problem is that nobody can stop that woman.
If you touch her, you're going to get accused of assault, of sexual harassment.
And everybody knows that all women try to ruin reputations through slander.
And even if they're in the middle of crime or in the middle of something like that woman, you will be, if you stop her, you will be the one who gets in trouble, not the chaotic bitch with the giant ass.
People talk a lot about like Republican, Democrat, Christian, non-Christian, male and female, et cetera.
You just said something actually like foundationally phenomenal.
People like us, meaning people who would say something, people who would do something.
There's a lot of people with a lot of beliefs.
There's very few people who would actually act upon that.
And it's said, it's a little bit higher than that, but on the right and the left, it's only about 8% of each political viewpoint that would actually says anything, does anything, engages.
It's like 16% of the population approximately less than one-fifth, 8% on both sides.
So about 10% of the population on each side.
And I would say they're over-exaggerating that even.
It is probably closer to five, would actually say anything.
People just stand around like you go, and you look at the feminists.
I don't like fat people because they like harass me my whole life.
So like I hate them more than any I'm afraid of them because I think they're going to eat me.
But yeah, well, but no, but you do need to say something.
Like it's time that everybody stopped just like looking and taking out their phones and saying, hey, you know, we're just going to sit back and let somebody else take care of it.
I don't really know many, but I will say my dad used to say that guilt and shame is a useless emotion, but it's not.
It's actually a driver for action, right?
When people feel guilty or they feel shame, it drives them into action.
And so our culture is like so about not shaming people anymore, like not shaming you for going to church, not shaming you for getting divorced, not shaming you for having abortions.
The reason that our society is falling apart is because we don't have shame anymore.
We don't have guilt anymore.
They are the true reasons that we're falling apart right now.
And so I think that we need to ante up the shaming.
But it is true when we look at this, like you said, with women, is I think it's really toxic about the feminist thing is how much feminism has crept into the right wing.
And I mean this genuinely in terms of everywhere, because, you know, like, I mean, I see people from Tim Pool's producer to other people talking a lot about like this, this argument about what is really causing the problems in the West.
And when you see this woman out there, like moving around, I don't really blame her because the left would go, okay, she's black, systemic racism, she's fat, systemic obesityism.
I made that up, but also sexual culture.
Right, but it's whale culture.
But here's my point.
Yeah, my point is, though, harpooning.
It was illegal for a while.
When it really comes down to it, women and men are not living in the roles that they were meant to be.
And genuinely, like this woman needs a man to get her under control.
And in fact, she might have eaten her man, so she could be a criminal.
I have a hard part because it's really hard to create a good message for women because to me, the women that are living the best way that women can live are not in positions to tell other women how to live.
And it ends up falling in the hands of men.
I mean, it's genuinely.
Because if you're a woman living in a less ideal situation to here, and you are not in the best position possible to be lecturing people on what I'm just trying to screw with you guys.
I mean, one of the problems that I see here, and we're trying to find real solutions, I'm not just like shaming people, is how do we get women who are living in the roles that they feel is the best, be at home with the kids or be watching the house, still able to.
And I have no, I don't see anything wrong with like Candace Owens.
You know, she once a week, she goes in, she does her talk show, or Allie Stuckey comes in for an hour a day and goes, you know, she gets a babysitter for an hour, goes back.
The majority of their time is spent on family, marriage, and friends, and like in their home.
And then they do a little bit on the side.
Women don't have an inability to work or to give some sort of a contribution.
But how do we get more women that can just reach women that are not trying to compete with men?
And that's what happens.
Women get in the space and go, I'm trying to compete with men rather than saying, I want to be a woman in the space and I want to impact women.
I hope some men learn from them.
How do we get them out?
Because women always come in and say, I'm going to go toe-to-toe.
And you hit it directly because I think what's so crazy, and this is the backwardsness of the argument.
So misogyny is seen as a very negative word in our culture, but in fact, it's actually feminism and misogyny should actually be the same word, which should be misogyny, meaning there shouldn't even be a distinction.
It's if women want to have the best life possible.
This is the case of feminism.
Aside from what they argue today, a real argument for a feminist or a feminine archetype of what is best for women, that is also in the interest of men too.
And what is best for men should be in the interest of women because we're complementarian.
We do complement each other.
So if women are in their best role and men are in their best role, we have a better relationship, friendships, and society.
But at the same time, as you move into that direction, they also work in the real world, realizing you do have to compete and you do have to be aggressive and things that you don't want to exude, but you are forced to out of a protectionism or out of a need for survival.
And then you have women acting like men that don't want to.
And I don't like this because then nobody is satisfied.
And we've lost this word about, we talk about happiness, but never about contentment or wholeness.
Feeling satisfied where you're at, going, I can have more, I could be different, but I'm satisfied.
I don't think humanity as a whole is satisfied because feminists want humanity to be chaos when really we're supposed to be tranquil.
And that's the problem.
Everyone is so upset that they don't realize that the reason why they're unhappy, that they're unfulfilled, is because they're not living the way that God designed them.
And even if you're not a Christian, I'm sorry.
You're exceptionally, you're not living in accordance to the natural selection, the adaptation of millions to billions of years of development.
You still cannot argue that culture is better off the way it is.
Look at the sexual harassment.
Look at the HR.
Look at the problems.
Look at the complaints from air conditioning to temperature into the office, being sexist, to the idea of no longer even being able to understand what a gender even is or sex is.
The idea that gender itself is a word that was invented to be aware of.
I want to be Julie being intellectual, but that doesn't mean that I need to compete with a man to do that.
Like I can still be that on my own.
So I'm not going to say I'm not a feminist.
I'm not a feminist.
But I do think that like there are plenty of women out there that don't subscribe to that narrative that will vote right and do the right thing and still want to like be a part of normal society.
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So she's like, well, she's talking, she's talking crap.
She's got a picture up of her with a lot of makeup on, basically saying, like, you're fake.
I know what women mean by this.
We're all aware of this.
The crazy thing is, I've seen a lot of women who wear a lot of makeup on the internet actually look more beautiful without it, in my opinion, but that's also true.
Now, Star Wars girl, who's a very kind girl, been on my shows before, decides to go, well, let's just see how you look.
This is what I mean by beauty is our greatest strength.
As a man from the outside looking in, from the outside looking in, we're going to talk about someone exposing themselves in a different way and other women exposing themselves.
If you look at the comments of a girl's Instagram picture, even if they're fat and disgusting, all the girls in the comments are, oh my God, you're slay queen.
You're so gorgeous, stunning.
I'm like, okay.
And it's like a fucking whale, a whale of color.
Bitch, you don't actually think that she looks stunning.
But what I mean is like, it's like, I never walk around thinking like, you know, even with women, like you walk around going, oh man, I'm not really a woman.
I'm not really a man.
What really is true and what defines you is your action.
You are the summation of all of your actions together, meaning as a man.
And it is true that you walk out and you could say, I'm strong, I'm strong.
You could still lose a fight.
And in the end, your strength doesn't matter if you can't win a fight.
You can say, I'm smart, I'm smart.
And a lot of young guys get fallen to this trap.
I could do anything.
I could be better than you.
And they'll walk up to someone like Charlie Kirk and be like, I'm smarter than you.
Well, nobody, no man is going to say that to her because they're not going to want to be with her in the first place.
Right.
So she means.
So like the way it used to be is like men would like go out and do their thing and women would stay home like in tribes with like a bunch of women and raise the kids together and do the thing and like do all the womanly duties.
We're talking about like tribe days, right?
But women, A, women don't really support each other anymore, right?
But I mean this genuinely is that is that when when you think about this people get afraid because they're like, well, I'm talking and I'm not living out what I think is an ideal truth.
That doesn't matter.
Then just admit it.
Say, I'm not living this out, but I admit what the truth is.
And that's how I am.
People go, you're never going to catch me because I'm not a conservative.
I don't have any, I'm not trying to be somebody that I'm not.
People go, but you talk about conservative values.
Well, I talk about values that are true.
I talk about the truth.
So when I say God wants us to live like A, when I was fat recently, I was still talking about the problem with obesity.
No, but I do mean this because this show has accidentally 25.
Well, this show has accidentally courted a certain audience, which was truth seekers.
And being truth seekers as SOBs, we come from a variety of backgrounds.
And it's been very interesting since I started having John Doyle on because, you know, for the most part, my audience has been a little more open to chaos and what's going on.
And we've been a little bit more like, like I always say, we're progressive personalities with conservative minds.
So it's like, you know, our experience in the world has been a little bit of learned by touching.
And I mean this genuinely conservatives.
I actually found out stoves were hot by touching them as a kid.
You're almost always going to fail, but the attempt for perfection, the attempt to be god-like, the attempt of whatever will actually lead to a better society.
So a trans sex offender lifted her skirt and exposed herself three times in one day.
Again, I tell everyone this, if this is your first time, I do not acknowledge trans pronouns, but I do read articles because I don't plagiarize.
And I do want to make sure the only time I, the only thing I actually correct is conservative articles, which talk like illegal immigrants or migrants.
I'll correct conservative outlets, but migrants, not illegal aliens.
No, because I know the people who run them.
And if they want to see me, I can call them, but I can't call it Metro.
But Chloe Thompson42 was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin.
It's too many pronouns before using a sex toy on herself in an alley.
what's sick is like the Beto shirt recently where he's like I support or whatever protect trans kids there is no way that you are a child and you are questioning your gender unless a fucking I will tell you what my second grader has no idea what her body parts you have You have to have an adult person, a predator, put those mixed, confused ideas into your head.
And the reason why, and I look at the conclusions of how you know feminism went wrong is not just by A, walking out of your door every morning, which should be enough evidence for you, but it's B, if you look at the states, and this is, this is a common factor if you're more of a serious listener of the show, which I don't know why you watch this if you are, but it says baby blues of illusion.
It turns out that California, as we've pushed for this dualistic education, that we forgot about important things.
Since we're fighting for representation and non-binary education and women and these things being educated and pushed ahead, we forgot about the basicity of what education is.
I on the news, California, there we went.
The Golden States public schools are not doing their job.
Listen to this.
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For example, state residents could use a break from bad news.
Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be happening anytime soon.
According to a recent post, California now leads the country in illiteracy.
In fact, 23.1% of Californians over the age of 15 cannot read this sentence.
What I was going to say is like, it's like while we're fighting for these grandiose things, and I see feminism as being almost like the young man who's like, you know, he gets into his church.
He's like, the pastor, everyone's wrong.
I'm going to reform the church.
Dude, you can't even wake up at 8 a.m. every day and you want to reform the church.
I just said it's very basic stuff that we're different.
And but we walk around in the workplace and in society trying to pretend like we're the same.
When really, again, if you wanted to make men and women get ahead, we would say, Hey, our best bet would be for men to learn how women really are and to treat women the way that they are and for women to learn the way that men are and treat them the way that they actually are rather than us trying to compensate.
I saw this great little TikTok scripture thing where it was like, you know, God made man first, woman second.
So man, men want to be respected and women want to be loved.
So men need to respect first.
And then, I mean, men need to love their women first, and then the respect will come.
But we have lost all ideas of gender roles in general.
So that doesn't happen anymore.
Men don't love their women because they can go swipe next to the next girl and bumble.
Right.
And so if men actually started loving women too, and women act like females and what they should act like, if men actually started loving women, they would start respecting men.
Men and women, you cannot say, you cannot say, like, and this is a good example.
Like, I'll have my car and I'll be like, yo, my car goes zero to 60 in like 3.6 to 3.8 seconds.
And someone will be like, I have a friend being like, yo, my, my motorcycle, or I guess it's like my right, my little rocket crotch rocket, you know, does that in two seconds?
And I go, well, yeah, I mean, my car weighs probably a couple thousand pounds more than your, than your motorbike.
And so, yeah, your car has faster acceleration and probably faster top speeds in terms of that, but you have a little bit less protection.
No, but I mean, I mean, genuinely get up and realize, yeah, you have to fight other people, but stop comparing yourself to the other side.
And women and men are so lost that it's like, as we're fighting these big battles, one fourth of California can't read.
So it's like we forgot the basics of like when you start fighting things that you can't win, you forget the battles that you can and you end up, you end up actually digressing in the name of progress.
I don't know if you guys know how bad it's gotten, but if this state just fell off the earth, California, we might be mad economically, but not in terms of socially.
It's so bad.
I used to live in LA.
You guys know that.
It's worse than New York.
It is.
LA is borderline a third world country.
I had to leave because how terrible it was a few years ago.
And with the forced closings of different sectors and COVID, it has actually gotten a lot worse in LA.
And I mean this retrospectively because gay Tupac, you're back there.
For those of you who aren't from LA or never been to LA, I'm telling you now, if your Uber driver tells you he's dropping you off on 5th and San Pedro, let's just hope you got some skechers on or some fast ass fucking feet.
Because if those streetlights are on and you're being dropped off on 5th and San Pedro, rip.
And guys, by the way, you may not be able to control the state of LA.
And we will talk about that more with some of the roasts of feminists.
We have to roast them.
We've been doing a lot of that these days and been trying to keep it real.
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My whole relationship with Daily Wire is as good as it's ever been.
One thing I've always appreciated working with people is like, everybody knows that, like, you know, in my life, like, I love Kez.
She's a sweetheart and what's going on.
But it's like also too, you know, in my life, like, we've had nothing but like good friendships and relationships with everyone in the office.
And we've been very cool.
Like, you know, Savannah was on the show the other day asking for the LGBTQ community to disappear and also trying to repeal the 19th Amendment and going really hard against women and stuff like that on herself.
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And Sav and I have always had a very fun friendship.
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And we've always really respect each other.
And I really appreciate that.
But, you know, Sav's not out here doing bullshit like this.
You're not out here doing this kind of stuff.
And I can be friends with women easily and just respect them.
It's like, but these women that are out there talking about rape, it's crazy.
They're all their shirt in a house party and strip poker and then wonder why you end up in problems.
Well, the problem was, why are you hanging out with these sketchy people and why are you acting like this?
If you want to not get raped, don't act, don't be around retarded people because you're, no, I'm genuinely speaking, they can drunk around dumb, uneducated people.
There would always be the girls that was like, oh my God, I went to this guy's room after a party and we were both drunk and I went to his room by myself.
No, I swear 100% of the time, 100% of the time with Kobe Bryant, that's what happened with him.
I remember that specifically.
He had that, and he got exonerated.
But I'm saying with the situation with the rape thing, you don't see classy women standing out there being like, hey, I'm a lady and I don't want to get raped.
There's a lot of these crazy people who are standing out there.
They walked out in their underwear, threw blood on themselves, pigs' blood on themselves, stood in front of Russian embassies around the country to protest rape.
Oh, and Cassandra, I don't know what her new name is.
McDonald's said, she's like, yeah, nothing deters rapists like putting on your underwear and then throwing blood on your body and standing blindfolded with blood on yourself in underwear to deter rapists.
And I'm saying this genuinely is like, is like the problem is, is if you're actually trying to tackle rape, which is a terrible thing.
You know, if there's like companies that will hire like ex-prisoners or whatever, my dad and I will talk about how we want to create a company that hires like men who have been like ostracized from society and like fired from their job from supposed sexual assault allegations because it seems like the society always will believe the woman.
I mean, I mean, genuinely, things I haven't reported.
You know, when there's something that genuinely hurts you, like, I've been, every guy's got their dick grabbed, maybe a girl got their, you know, their boob touched, whatever.
You start going to newspapers and all that stuff, then you're automatically out.
No, like if you want to take it through the legal system, we should start like going to the hold sexual predators actually accountable for correct things.
That's why the Me Too movement fizzled out because the women that like band together, they need to get a whole army of people against someone at one time.
And I, and I mean this genuinely as somebody like I talked about in a, in a recent uh podcast, last podcast, like someone once accused me of rape, and it turned out that they were like, I had to literally show in high school.
This girl got mad.
So this is what happens with women.
So I don't have to go.
This girl got mad at me because we stopped seeing each other.
Before we go over the next four, I have to say this.
I promised my boy I would do this.
So John Doyle, the boys a gown for each other, gave me the best birthday gift ever.
I have not had any of this for a while.
And not because of personal choices where I've decided to just live a healthier lifestyle, but also two, he gave it to me because he went and actually skirted embargoes and international trade bans.
Because he's really cool and he's very proud of himself.
And I'm proud of him too.
And he actually went and got one of the most top quality, most amazing, and one of the most beautiful bottles of imported banned Russian vodka delivered to the offices here.
And women really are living in easy mode these days.
You see, after we get back from work in which we do jobs where we do the same work as men, but get paid way more, we can use that money to buy products that society built literally just for us.
Like pepper spray and mace and daggers disguised as lipstick and those necklaces and those rings with the GPS devices in them that can text your family members where you are and pass them and also call the police at the same time.
And oh, those scrunchies that you can put on top of your drink so it doesn't get drugged when you go out.
And then also that nail polish that you wear that you can dip inside your drink so that it can tell you if it has already been drugged.
And I know it is so hard to be a man because sometimes we wear makeup and it's like, wait a minute, I don't think you really look like that.
And also sometimes the flirting that we used as a survival tool we used to get other things.
It's terrible.
Women are awful.
And we're just throwing out here the easy free life.
No, you have to kill a lamb to atone for your sin in the temple.
You have to kill a flower in order to show someone beautiful that you'll kill a beauty to make for a beauty.
And here's the thing is that, yeah, flowers are cringe and gay if you buy cheap ones.
But when you take time to look for the flowers, we did that together.
Yeah, I look, I look.
I get her flowers every week.
I'm always helping her out.
There's so many little things that women look at the little things.
So if there's ever a mistake or someone gets mad at you or you get mad, they will forgive you because they go, you know what?
I know that you care.
And women want to see that you care, that you value them.
And I believe genuinely that they go, you know what?
Even if you said something that made me feel unvalued in the moment, if the over-archetypical narrative is that I can tell you are in my corner, that's important.
I'd like to go get some groceries, clean up the house, invite some people over to the house because she's a woman and she wants that.
And I mean that genuinely with the guys, which is why like this was so funny is that women, and I mean this in a way that is so respectful with Kez, like I purposely put my best friend as my wife on my personal Instagram because that deflects the hoes from trying to get into the DMs, right?
But I don't mean my spouse is actually my best friend because I don't believe spouses are friends.
I believe they're your spouse.
That's a different thing.
But I mean that, but I mean that in genuine, just like gay means happy, but it doesn't in our culture.
You have to use sometimes words to make sense to people.
But I mean this in a real world is like, no one can get in the way of my marriage because we don't have a traditional marriage in terms of our society, in terms of like, we're not based on real marriage.
So, then everybody's sleeping with everybody because but women hate men and then at the same time try to do everything that men do, right?
And then they try to be home, they try to become everything they supposed to be.
They try to make it sexual, they try to make it sexual, they try to become in the power positions that they claim that men are in, which they are wrong, it's wrong, and but we are, I feel like we're forced in this.
Like, I women are these the women that I know that don't want to be this feminist thing, they're forced in this position where they feel like they have to be I don't feel anything.
You're different, you're just a quirky whole other you, not like the other girls, but like first time someone encountered my micro penis, but like women feel anything women don't women don't want to like have sex with people unless they're in love, they don't want to be freaking they don't want to do those things, but I feel like a lot of them feel forced because of society.
And I feel like it's these crazy subset of women that are pushing it, it's women that are destroying themselves.
If we all band together and stop sleeping with dudes, they would stop playing us like empowering and showing my nipples and growing armpits for they would stop it pushes for armpits.
That's even the conservative women.
There are so many conservative, LARPing women out there that say they want this and they and that, but they're the first ones to be free.
We know we're talking, but they're all going hoeing around, they're sleeping with dudes, having one-night stance, right?
I meant this podcast is whatever the truth is, and we're going to keep doing it till it sets us free.
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