April 15, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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PRETTY Women DEBUNKING Ugly Feminist LIES | Guests: Isabella Riley & Lisa Reynolds | Ep 244
We love women so much, and it’s about that time of the year where we need to check these radical progressive feminists at the door. They are out of control, climbing on vegetables, throwing cow blood on themselves to protest war, and creating useless TikTok trends to battle real-world crime. Two amazing and upstanding guests join me in studio, Isabella Riley & Lisa Reynolds, to explain how they really feel about all of this high-estrogen insanity.
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Not talking about, of course, the black woman's brain, which probably is near that at the very least, but I saw tomatoes or tomatoes, however you say it.
I saw avocados.
But guess who brought the melons and, of course, the bouté, our very favorite person.
And no, I'm not talking about race today because racism is so January 2022.
We are in another month.
It is my birthday today.
And I got to say, we are talking about women.
They're out of control.
Specifically, not just some women, because there's a lot of good ones out there.
We're talking about the nasty, disgusting, most vile women among us.
And don't go there.
Talking only about feminists.
They are crazy.
And nobody hates feminists more than me.
Other than one person I can think of, Isabella Reilly.
Man, you have been popping off on women.
What are your thoughts on feminists?
Feminists are the best thing that ever been created.
They really are just destroying chivalry.
And you know what?
The fact that you would say there are some good women, you're such a rhino for saying that, and I'm disgusted.
And I might leave the show right now.
They're not supposed to.
Few.
Yeah.
No, there's not.
No, there's not.
You're literally a rhino for saying that.
When I count to 100 to go to sleep backwards, I skip the 19 because I don't even want, because the 19th Amendment, I don't want to say that.
If you don't, if you don't know what's going on, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
And the best under 30 other woman who absolutely has a fear of where the women have gone in this culture today, the lovely, the amazing Lisa Reynolds.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Thanks for having me, Elijah.
Happy to be back.
You like the confetti of color in your face?
I do.
I always said that.
Yeah.
Favorite.
We love bringing COC inside of beautiful women's faces.
You know, it's not just women that I'm upset about, actually.
I don't know if you can go to my screen here, gay Tupac, but apparently we are in a different position as a culture.
You know, as feminists have found their way and said that women can do everything that men can do, we also find out that men can do everything that women can do.
This is from the New York Times.
Sexy lingerie for my brothers, my nappy hair-headed F-Row bro, ain't gonna be no homie.
He ain't gonna be no gangster.
We ain't no gangsta.
We ladies now.
We sexy.
He says here, lacy thongs and sexy bodysuits are taking off among a self-possessed or demonically possessed, as we might call it.
Segment of the male consumers looking for undergarments that are more gender expansive than a jockstrap, writes other satanic people.
Many of the pieces are by upstart brands marketed with body and sex positive messages, but mainstream brands have gotten in on the action too.
Savage X Fenty, the lingerie brand started by Rihanna, released its first men's collection in 2020 and continues to do so.
And as we jump into that, a huge shout out to reminding you, lingerie is unstable.
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So obviously we're talking about investments.
And then we're going to get back to the lingerie.
Well, actually, we'll start with the lingerie.
If we can bring it on the screen, I just like, I hate to bring up the biology thing, but the feminism thing has gotten to a point to where we're now talking about making men women.
And I just feel like, I'm going to go to the women on this.
No real women want that.
Yeah, what woman wants to see lingerie?
I like it.
I'm sorry.
I love that women's sports is being destroyed as if anyone cared about women's sports to begin with.
I think it's so funny.
Feminists deserve it.
No one cares about women's sports.
I hope these men are women up in these sports.
No one cares about women announcers either.
If I could get rid of all the women announcers in football and stuff like that.
Like announce when dinner's ready.
That's it.
If you're not, shut up.
Oh, Isabella, how many dinners are you making for men every night?
Zero because no man, I am so ugly and so pale that no man ever wants me.
It's so sad.
I know I'm trying to get more orange to attract more male attention, but you know, all I need, guys, I need so much male attention to get through the night.
You would know.
I do.
You would know.
I do.
Nothing better than male attention.
Nothing.
If you don't have it, it just ruins you.
There's like air male attention.
What's that?
Yeah, every man knows you lose the moment you give women attention.
Like, that's the key thing with the feminism, though.
Like, let's just, we got to get real here even before we jump into the fat black chick video.
Like whale of color away from Walmart and why your food prices are rubbing her body all over.
Like, imagine you're the guy who just stalked the counter.
Can we put that on the screen here?
The fat black woman on the vegetables.
I don't want to get away.
Imagine you're the guy who stalked this.
Like, you're like, man, you're hungover.
Just think about this.
You're hungover, drank a little too much.
You're like, you know what?
I got to go into work.
I got to go get raped by given wages that I can't survive on by billionaire crony capitalists who hate my country and sell me out to any nation using vaccine passports.
Even chaperones, might I say in Canada.
But isn't it hot when men sell you out?
Well, this is the key thing.
It's not just that.
It's not just men.
These are women in the Walton family.
But you look at this and you go, damn, I have to change.
We have to take all this food off because this woman.
Yeah, they were.
I mean, we're already in food shortage scenario here.
She's ripening the fruit.
She's ruining it.
She doesn't have a food shortage.
I bet you they're just going to leave it.
I bet you they're going to leave it and people are going to eat her booty lines.
So what does her labia look like?
She's the only woman whose BMI matches the percentage rate of inflation right now.
We're above 40.
It's true.
But I look at this.
You have this fat woman who's, you know, what?
Oh, she's black.
What are you insinuating?
Black people act crazy in society and do things that we wouldn't want them to do?
They would never.
What are you?
Racist?
No, we don't like fat people.
Whale of color, whale of color, guys, stop being like so big of.
Seriously.
Oh, you think the WOC stands for woman?
No, it is aquatic animal.
Whale of color.
Whales can be on land.
It's true.
Aren't they mammals?
Whales are colours.
Okay, but only a woman would get away with this.
And I mean this genuinely.
Nobody wants to touch her.
Not only because, and that also includes when she goes out to clubs or does anything else, no one wants to touch her.
But in this specific situation, nobody wants to touch her.
I do.
No, nobody wants to touch her.
I do.
I do.
Because we're afraid because feminists have taken over culture.
They've taken over society to where, just like when you see people stealing and you can't stop them in California because you don't want to get, you know, charged with harassment or assault on a thief, people go, if I touch this woman, she's creating a scene.
This is what feminists do.
We've gone into a culture.
Well, yes, but I meant like in a feminist culture, all women end up, if they don't fight against it, it's like, it's not enough to be not a feminist.
You've got to be an anti-feminist.
The feminists love me.
I always say that the feminists on TikTok is what turned me into an anti-feminist because they're the- Turned you on?
Oh, literally turned me on.
No one makes me more wet than a feminist.
It's true.
It's true.
Okay, then.
Stap check makes me so uncomfortable.
I have that effect on people.
By uncomfortable, she means turned on.
And by wet, she means, of course, her face.
Throw her those napkins.
Thank you.
I need much more than that.
But, you know, you can't get more because of the supply chain crisis.
Why does America so bad for us?
I can't even keep myself not wet.
It's so tough.
Although, I do want to say while some people might be offended, you shouldn't be.
If you go back to my screen here, obviously with men dressing like this, there's no reason a woman wouldn't be anything but horny and turned on because, you know, like I said, with the fat black chick going on there, I just mean nobody would want to touch her because you know that in the end, the person who tries to stop her is the one who's going to get into legal trouble.
The person who comes in and says, hey, stop being a chaotic bitch is like, I feel like somebody needs to, you know, you see those movies.
Did you watch Wonder Woman 2, the really bad one?
No, I'm not a rhino.
Okay, so I watched that.
I never saw the first one.
And it was not only was it one of the funniest movies ever because it was so bad, but at the end, somebody, you know, you always have these like monster, evil people who take over all the satellites and like take over the television, basically not realizing that's, they already like, I have that.
The government does that every day.
You could just talk to the government.
But he goes in and he gives a message to the world.
Somebody needs to address the feminist toxic culture of the world and just say, hey, stop being toxic, chaotic bitches.
That's why I just want to say that.
Just end the entire stream because the problem is that nobody can stop that woman.
If you touch her, you're going to get accused of assault, of sexual harassment.
And everybody knows that all women try to ruin reputations through slander.
And even if they're in the middle of crime or in the middle of something like that woman, you will be, if you stop her, you will be the one who gets in trouble, not the chaotic bitch with the giant ass.
Yeah, but we need to, we need society to like just man up like women, man, men everywhere.
Somebody needs to go in there and say, absolutely not, you're going to stop doing this.
But everybody's so afraid anymore.
There's only like, what, maybe 5% of the population that are like us that would say something.
We need more people to stand together and say, no, this is not okay.
I would say.
You know that I would.
You have a very deep point there.
I'm not joking.
People talk a lot about like Republican, Democrat, Christian, non-Christian, male and female, et cetera.
You just said something actually like foundationally phenomenal.
People like us, meaning people who would say something, people who would do something.
There's a lot of people with a lot of beliefs.
There's very few people who would actually act upon that.
And it's said, it's a little bit higher than that, but on the right and the left, it's only about 8% of each political viewpoint that would actually says anything, does anything, engages.
It's like 16% of the population approximately less than one-fifth, 8% on both sides.
So about 10% of the population on each side.
And I would say they're over-exaggerating that even.
It is probably closer to five, would actually say anything.
People just stand around like you go, and you look at the feminists.
They've emasculated the men.
There's a security guard standing there.
It's like, dude, tase that bitch.
Ye on his shenana.
Shenana.
What are you doing?
Know that if you, I, or you were there, we would be like, What are you doing?
I would pull her by her hair out of there.
I would, and I will record her and I definitely would.
You cannot act like that in civil society.
But this is why I'm so fat phobic on social media.
It's not because I like.
You're afraid she's going to sit on you?
No, no, no.
It's not because I'm so offended by someone being fat.
It's because I literally care about your health so much.
And not seriously, I've had so many people tell me, by the way, I've lost weight because of all your like fat phobic tweets.
And I'm like, wow, I didn't think I would have such a positive impact on society, but I am.
And that's why I am the current Mother Teresa of our time.
They call me that.
I don't like fat people because they like harass me my whole life.
So like I hate them more than any I'm afraid of them because I think they're going to eat me.
But yeah, well, but no, but you do need to say something.
Like it's time that everybody stopped just like looking and taking out their phones and saying, hey, you know, we're just going to sit back and let somebody else take care of it.
Nobody else is going to take care of it.
Nobody else is going to do it.
Okay.
This is where, okay, we all know that obesity kills, but there was a recent incident in Orlando where a 14-year-old kid was too fat to go on a ride.
And they probably, the people at the ride were sis.
They probably didn't want to tell them, hey, you're too fat to go on the ride.
So he went on the ride.
They couldn't completely latch on and he was flung off the ride and pancaked on the ground and died.
And that is like 14?
14. 14. 14.
Why are you letting your kids be fat?
Can you go to my screen gate too, PacGT?
No, this is actually a very true statement here.
There's a lot of ads, but just go to this.
So this was a true story.
If you didn't see the video, it's actually very drastic.
But a family of teen who died at Florida theme park says he was too heavy for the ride.
So Tyre Sampson, a high school student, a football player from St. Louis, had been turned away from two other rides.
And essentially what happened in this story, you can take that off the screen.
It was the tallest, like vertical free fall drop observatory type ride.
And the video is horrific.
And I don't suggest watching it, but essentially, the ride stops.
They're probably 40 to 60 feet up above the ground, but it's it stops and then he ejects out the bottom.
He breaks open the safety and he hits the floor full impact, crushing his body.
And he did not die on the scene, though.
He died later, which is a miracle.
I would think he would die on impact.
Maybe I don't know what happened.
That's a miracle.
And well, it's a miracle he didn't die on impact, meaning like they could have tried to save him, was like crazy.
I mean, he was unconscious, but like eternal bleeding, broken bones.
No, I'm saying amazing, meaning it was so bad that you go, there's no way anyone could do that.
That's why the body positivity movement is so deadly.
Right, but that's what people say.
They don't want to tell him anything about it.
Why are you mean to fat people?
Well, number one, obesity is a leading cause of death.
And also.
I'm mean to fat people for you.
And also for women, though, too.
Like, and I, and I mean this so that taking it off the ride, you know, this is a real problem.
And I, and I get hundreds.
And Josiah Moody can know this.
We get hundreds of contacts and comments of people saying our fat shaming has woken them up because nobody walks out.
Nobody walks out and says this, ready?
If you see somebody with a heroin addiction, no one's like, you know what?
I understand some people like heroin and, you know, it's a struggle for some.
Meals are beautiful.
Yeah, everybody, you know, there's a time and a place for a little bit of a heroin overdose.
But, you know, you might want to watch how much you inject.
You go, no, no, no, dude.
Hey, man, stop effing around.
Figure your life out.
Hey, I need to talk to you, bro.
You are literally one injection away from dying.
And people don't realize the number one cause of death in our country is diet and it is your lifestyle choices.
And so with this promotion of obesity, it's not just men and women that are dying from it, but it's the women who suffer the most in life experience.
Because girls will date guys who are a little bigger.
They will.
They just straight up will.
Dad boss.
They will do that.
They will, though, they will do it.
Depending on if you have enough power and money, they'll do it.
But fat chicks, GTFO.
Goodbye.
No.
Yeah, a guy with a couple extra pounds is fine.
A girl, it's totally different.
I personally think that a guy that's super women.
I don't like fat people.
No, I like that.
I like fat.
I don't mind fat women if I know them.
Men are not attracted.
Wait, so you like fat women personally?
They're always bitter and miserable.
No, I've met a couple of nice fat people.
I don't really know many, but I will say my dad used to say that guilt and shame is a useless emotion, but it's not.
It's actually a driver for action, right?
When people feel guilty or they feel shame, it drives them into action.
And so our culture is like so about not shaming people anymore, like not shaming you for going to church, not shaming you for getting divorced, not shaming you for having abortions.
The reason that our society is falling apart is because we don't have shame anymore.
We don't have guilt anymore.
They are the true reasons that we're falling apart right now.
And so I think that we need to ante up the shaming.
We need more bullying.
Bullying does create better people.
You become stronger when you can actually deal with bullying.
And that's the truth.
I will say if anybody bullies my kid, I will kill them.
But other than that, I will bully your kid.
I will kill you.
I deserve it.
I'm a woman.
I should die.
I hope the women don't fight in the room.
I hope you don't miss each other's shirts.
Last time I was on the show, they were like, Orange woman wins.
They were like, Lisa freaking can't stand whoever I was with in the room.
It was another female, but like, just so everybody knows, I love Isabelle O'Reilly.
She's the best.
Well, that makes at least one person in the room that likes her.
So at least we're there.
I'm going to kill myself.
Don't fulfill my wet dreams.
I'd rather kill myself, but that would be bad for society.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, my gosh.
Bad for the West.
Civilization will not proceed without me.
But it is true when we look at this, like you said, with women, is I think it's really toxic about the feminist thing is how much feminism has crept into the right wing.
And I mean this genuinely in terms of everywhere, because, you know, like, I mean, I see people from Tim Pool's producer to other people talking a lot about like this, this argument about what is really causing the problems in the West.
And when you see this woman out there, like moving around, I don't really blame her because the left would go, okay, she's black, systemic racism, she's fat, systemic obesityism.
I made that up, but also sexual culture.
Right, but it's whale culture.
But here's my point.
Yeah, my point is, though, harpooning.
It was illegal for a while.
When it really comes down to it, women and men are not living in the roles that they were meant to be.
And genuinely, like this woman needs a man to get her under control.
And in fact, she might have eaten her man, so she could be a criminal.
But it's like.
Can someone tell her that those cucumbers are not a substitute for a man?
Yeah, it's like, she's not even a grocery car.
She's going to stuff some groceries in that giant crevice.
But I look at this, though, and I genuinely, as someone who loves women, like genuinely to a point to where I actually pay for one.
And I say that for real.
I pay for one to live and do what they want.
You're brave and stunning.
I have a hard part because it's really hard to create a good message for women because to me, the women that are living the best way that women can live are not in positions to tell other women how to live.
And it ends up falling in the hands of men.
I mean, it's genuinely.
Because if you're a woman living in a less ideal situation to here, and you are not in the best position possible to be lecturing people on what I'm just trying to screw with you guys.
Do women ever be telling other people to do that?
No, no, but this is true.
This is true.
This is true.
I mean, silence women 26 years.
I mean, one of the problems that I see here, and we're trying to find real solutions, I'm not just like shaming people, is how do we get women who are living in the roles that they feel is the best, be at home with the kids or be watching the house, still able to.
And I have no, I don't see anything wrong with like Candace Owens.
You know, she once a week, she goes in, she does her talk show, or Allie Stuckey comes in for an hour a day and goes, you know, she gets a babysitter for an hour, goes back.
The majority of their time is spent on family, marriage, and friends, and like in their home.
And then they do a little bit on the side.
Women don't have an inability to work or to give some sort of a contribution.
But how do we get more women that can just reach women that are not trying to compete with men?
And that's what happens.
Women get in the space and go, I'm trying to compete with men rather than saying, I want to be a woman in the space and I want to impact women.
I hope some men learn from them.
How do we get them out?
Because women always come in and say, I'm going to go toe-to-toe.
They're delusional.
Women are by nature delusional.
So you cannot teach them out of that.
You don't say.
Well, go ahead and explain your thoughts.
Well, I'm just saying women are delusional.
Are you disagreeing with me?
I am not disagreeing with you.
Are you pro-women?
Are you a rhino?
I don't think women overall are delusional in terms of if they're living in the role.
Rhino alert.
Rhino alert.
If they're living in their role, then they don't have delusion.
It's the world becomes the illusion and their house becomes reality.
Look at me, though.
Look at me.
I typically don't live what I preach, like a normal woman life, right?
But I want to.
I want to, but society doesn't provide that.
I say that in society.
Men are so weak now.
No, men are weak now.
They can't handle much.
Not only that, you need a two-income household.
And it forces you.
You do.
And it forces you into like having to work.
Like I have to work.
I have to provide health insurance and things like that for my kids and my family, given the nature of my family's dynamic.
But like, I don't want to.
It'd be fun just like to spout off on Twitter and do whatever I want and like not and not care.
But I have to do something.
So at least I'll do something I'm passionate about.
But I never go toe-to-toe and think I'm like competing with men.
If anything, I mean, I've always been overpaid more than men.
So like, I don't think that those things are real.
I don't think that the like the female wage gap or any of that is real.
I think that women put this up because they need something to fight and fight for.
I think all of society needs something to fight for.
If you haven't noticed, like that's why Putin's people are like backing him up now.
All of society needs something, like a generalized direction to go, something to fight for.
And we don't have that.
We have nothing to fight for in this country.
So we need to change.
Like we need to, we need, we need so many people to like get up off their ass and say, this is, see, that the world is a problem.
Women need to stay home.
We need to get rid of the two house, two income household and move on.
And you hit it directly because I think what's so crazy, and this is the backwardsness of the argument.
So misogyny is seen as a very negative word in our culture, but in fact, it's actually feminism and misogyny should actually be the same word, which should be misogyny, meaning there shouldn't even be a distinction.
It's if women want to have the best life possible.
This is the case of feminism.
Aside from what they argue today, a real argument for a feminist or a feminine archetype of what is best for women, that is also in the interest of men too.
And what is best for men should be in the interest of women because we're complementarian.
We do complement each other.
So if women are in their best role and men are in their best role, we have a better relationship, friendships, and society.
But can we talk about the different waves of feminism?
Because a lot of conservatives will say third wave feminism is the bad feminism.
But, you know, the first wave feminism paved the way for us to be here today.
I agree with that.
My thing is more biblical than that, right?
Like God created man and then thought that like, and man was supposed to be in his image, but man was like almost incomplete.
God created whales of color.
Hold on.
Man was almost incomplete without a woman.
So he took pieces from Adam and made Eve and only then united in marriage are they in the image of God, right?
And so we all forget about like you need a man and a woman to be together to like do the right thing.
They need to come together in society and stop splitting this, you know, feminism and misogyny.
No, men and women belong together.
Men can get periods.
Men can get pregnant.
Stop being a bigot.
I can't.
No, literally the best vaginas are the vaginas that are reconstructed by surgeons.
It's true.
She never ceases to amaze me.
It's true.
I'm actually, I was born a man.
That's why I'm so logical.
Well, debatable.
You think because you're a delusional woman.
That's debatable.
Okay.
On that.
On that note, well, I mean, okay, because you look at men like this that are such losers.
Go to my screen here, gay Tupac, if you can, please.
We have Adam Kissinger with his super lame Wolverines Ukraine t-shirt.
I support the thing.
My friend just said that's the new gay pride t-shirt.
And I agree with that.
Make women dry again.
That's my first thought when I first saw this was make women dry again.
I saw that.
You had strong opinions on Kissinger.
Dry opinions.
Well, like, this is what I think is interesting with men and women.
And this is why I'm talking about attacking the feminists.
Feminists do not want the real world feminists do not want men to live like men.
They want men to live like women and they want to live like men.
And that just doesn't work.
And this is why women are unhappy because women, women that work that are not feminists, can't be happy because A, they're still women.
Point in case, they want to look pretty.
They want to look lovely.
They want attention.
They want to have affirmation and treat it respectfully and out of decency from men in terms of like, you know, yeah, grab the door beyond that.
Even you're just going to be a little bit more.
Grab the door, grab her ass, grab her tables.
Grab a tab.
Stay loyal.
Don't cheat.
It's not that hard.
So they want all that.
But at the same time, as you move into that direction, they also work in the real world, realizing you do have to compete and you do have to be aggressive and things that you don't want to exude, but you are forced to out of a protectionism or out of a need for survival.
It is, I have to do this.
Yes.
And what makes me sad about that is it creates that competition between men and women where then you have men who are like, dude, you know what?
Women can't compete on this level.
So we'll just kind of concede.
And women go, well, I can't compete on that level.
So they overcompensate.
And now you have men like Kissinger acting literally like a woman with a dick, which is not uncommon today.
Men and name only am I know.
Right, men.
And then you have women acting like men that don't want to.
And I don't like this because then nobody is satisfied.
And we've lost this word about, we talk about happiness, but never about contentment or wholeness.
Feeling satisfied where you're at, going, I can have more, I could be different, but I'm satisfied.
I don't think humanity as a whole is satisfied because feminists want humanity to be chaos when really we're supposed to be tranquil.
And that's the problem.
Everyone is so upset that they don't realize that the reason why they're unhappy, that they're unfulfilled, is because they're not living the way that God designed them.
And even if you're not a Christian, I'm sorry.
You're exceptionally, you're not living in accordance to the natural selection, the adaptation of millions to billions of years of development.
Yes.
So go where you want with this argument.
You still cannot argue that culture is better off the way it is.
Look at the sexual harassment.
Look at the HR.
Look at the problems.
Look at the complaints from air conditioning to temperature into the office, being sexist, to the idea of no longer even being able to understand what a gender even is or sex is.
The idea that gender itself is a word that was invented to be aware of.
If a man is not sexist, he's a beta male.
Just saying.
You mean in the modern term, sexism is like the distinction that men and women are different.
Acknowledge that.
And men have advantages in a way that creates us to be providers, et cetera.
If you do not acknowledge that as a woman, you yourself are rooting for your own failure.
Because if you do not team up with a man and know his capabilities, you will be left behind.
And you will never respect a man who's making less than you.
You always want someone stronger than you.
I'm sorry.
Even though you and me are like alpha female type person.
Absolutely.
We can never respect a man that's less than us.
I always want somebody that's stronger than me.
But you made a really good point about happiness.
Like every happiness is unsustainable.
It's something that you cannot be happy all the time.
Contentment is where it's really at.
And people have that.
That's like one of the main problems in our society is that, oh, I just want to be happy.
I just want to be happy.
It's actually impossible to be happy all the time.
We need to be content.
We need to be comfortable with being content.
You don't have to be happy all the time.
And if you're someone that is pro-women having rights, then you're against society thriving.
Just saying.
I mean, I do.
Listen.
I read.
I read.
I don't know.
You want me to listen?
I'm not a man.
You can't tell me what to do.
I'm bigger than you.
So there's some hierarchy there.
But I will say, but I will say that like, I mean, I vote.
I read.
I want to vote.
You read.
Okay.
So I'm voting.
I want to be Julie being intellectual, but that doesn't mean that I need to compete with a man to do that.
Like I can still be that on my own.
So I'm not going to say I'm not a feminist.
I'm not a feminist.
But I do think that like there are plenty of women out there that don't subscribe to that narrative that will vote right and do the right thing and still want to like be a part of normal society.
I don't know.
I feel like society has given so many privileges to women.
I've only felt like I've had like easier times in life being as a woman.
However, if I- Our life is way easier as women.
Yeah.
Yeah, I will give you that.
But if I did think that men had it easier than me, I would look at it as a challenge to be even better.
Well, you know, that's a good motivator.
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I'm going to say this with women is like, I think that's where feminism has gone wrong was the fact that a woman's greatest strength is her beauty.
And I really, and I really do, I really believe that.
I do believe that it might be kindness.
Well, no, beauty.
That's why ugly women are miserable.
Yes, it makes sense.
I would say kindness.
Listen, I would say values-wise, the greatest value would probably be like meekness and nurturing.
Yes, yes.
But I meant her greatest power.
So, a woman, if a woman's kind and meek, she may conceal her beauty and be modest about it.
Right.
But still, for men, power, I mean, power is going to be beauty.
And women can misuse that power in terms of sexual manipulation, et cetera.
And women do that all the time.
Pussy's power.
Pussy's power.
But like the problem with the modern feminist movement being so absolutely ridiculous.
There's a, do you guys know the Star Wars girl?
She's so beautiful.
If you go to my screen here, and I mean that I'm married.
I don't mean this in a weird way.
No, no, the Star Wars girl.
This streamer.
No, this girl.
She's very pretty.
She's a nice girl.
She's a streamer.
She's white.
Yeah, so, but she meant she's a very pretty girl.
She's, she, I've met her in real life.
She's, she's, she looks the same she does online.
And I, and she's very nice.
So she's in the in a fight with this, like, this feminist called Day.
And it's like, you literally look like every other YouTube girl.
You're not special.
And so she's in this fight.
I just don't know what's going on here, but there's these women fighting who would have women.
You look like all those other pretty girls.
Oh my God.
I'm so jealous.
That's what it is.
Oh, you muscular dude.
You look at those other ripped muscular girls.
Are we talking about that one girl who posted the thing like, oh, I have no makeup on?
I have no makeup on.
This is me, but the photo is so edited.
Stop.
Okay.
Yeah, but this is here.
So she's like, well, she's talking, she's talking crap.
She's got a picture up of her with a lot of makeup on, basically saying, like, you're fake.
I know what women mean by this.
We're all aware of this.
The crazy thing is, I've seen a lot of women who wear a lot of makeup on the internet actually look more beautiful without it, in my opinion, but that's also true.
Misogynist.
So they do this.
Now, Star Wars girl, who's a very kind girl, been on my shows before, decides to go, well, let's just see how you look.
This is what I mean by beauty is our greatest strength.
As a man from the outside looking in, from the outside looking in, we're going to talk about someone exposing themselves in a different way and other women exposing themselves.
But this is next level.
Are you ready?
We say that.
Anticipation.
Ooh.
So she's skinnier than like the beluga whale.
Yeah.
She's like an anorector.
There's no excuse for that.
There's absolutely no excuse for that.
Like wear a push-up bra.
And who's telling her that that's okay?
We're her friends.
Wear a trash bag.
Actually, don't post photos of your friends.
You know what that is?
That's a whole problem with our society, too.
Nobody's real anymore.
Everybody's so freaking scared.
You know, all those dumb bitches all right.
If you look at the comments of a girl's Instagram picture, even if they're fat and disgusting, all the girls in the comments are, oh my God, you're slay queen.
You're so gorgeous, stunning.
I'm like, okay.
And it's like a fucking whale, a whale of color.
Bitch, you don't actually think that she looks stunning.
You're just a girl and you like to be.
If Isabella is about to wear something out that I think is horrible, I will absolutely tell her.
But nothing looks horrible on me.
I'm orange.
Come on.
I did say something didn't match the other day.
And you disagreed.
What were the colors?
It was like blue and tan or something like that.
Whatever.
But the point is to say, if you're friends with somebody enough, you're honest with them.
We have lost all honesty in society.
Yeah, but that's, but this is what the feminist, that's the feminist nature of society.
It's not like, I don't attack this stuff because, and this is why I hate the whole trad-based, like, I hate women thing.
Like, and what is true, though, the reason why we hate women is because women aren't acting like women.
What you hating, when I say hate a feminist, it's women acting like men, but they're not.
And it's the same thing why it's unattractive when men act like women.
And guys get out there and think, well, a masculine behavior, which is true.
These are masculine attributes.
Like I've talked about this before, but we always have a lot of new people to the show.
So I always like to reiterate.
You know, I always laugh when I have somebody who's like, you know, I am, I'm real conservative.
I am traditional in this.
And they live with their mom.
They're five foot two.
They're a nerd.
They've never made any money.
It's like, how about making good money, having a family, getting a home, creating a career?
Like, you know, you can't change your biology in every way.
Sometimes the microplastics, you know, made me have a micropenis.
Okay, I can't change that.
But, but God's plan.
But what I mean is like, it's like, I never walk around thinking like, you know, even with women, like you walk around going, oh man, I'm not really a woman.
I'm not really a man.
What really is true and what defines you is your action.
You are the summation of all of your actions together, meaning as a man.
And it is true that you walk out and you could say, I'm strong, I'm strong.
You could still lose a fight.
And in the end, your strength doesn't matter if you can't win a fight.
You can say, I'm smart, I'm smart.
And a lot of young guys get fallen to this trap.
I could do anything.
I could be better than you.
And they'll walk up to someone like Charlie Kirk and be like, I'm smarter than you.
I'm better than you.
Really?
Well, he's 28, multi-millionaire, has married, has a hot wife, has an entire legacy.
Yeah, some of his ideas are cringe, and they are.
Okay.
But he's actually living out the conservative dream.
Well, he's living out what you say you want to live out.
And you're here just bitter and angry in your home because you're more traditional than them.
But his life shows his meaning.
So with women, they go, well, I want women to get ahead.
I want women to be great.
If you look like this.
Kamala got ahead.
If you look like this, you're not even getting ahead, let alone getting ahead.
When you look like this, I look at you and I can tell by your appearance, you do not know what's best for women.
You do not know what's best for yourself.
Because not only are you not, you're not pulling it off, she needs a friend around her.
This is what I'm talking about, the female attributes.
Women are passive aggressive.
But how could a woman know what's good for her without having a man tell her?
She needs a woman to say, hey, a woman, trust another woman.
Hey, I can hear this.
She needs a daddy.
Women are so untrustworthy.
She needs a daddy, a woman.
You're not a strong man.
You're all untrustworthy.
Everyone knows this.
That's why jobs don't work.
But I mean, in general, it's like we need that attribute.
She needs a man in here to say, hey, baby, you look like you have six babies in your womb.
Like, you need help.
Well, nobody, no man is going to say that to her because they're not going to want to be with her in the first place.
Right.
So she means.
So like the way it used to be is like men would like go out and do their thing and women would stay home like in tribes with like a bunch of women and raise the kids together and do the thing and like do all the womanly duties.
We're talking about like tribe days, right?
But women, A, women don't really support each other anymore, right?
Ever.
Women hate each other because they're jealous.
Yeah.
And then you get, but then you get like people like me who are forced in this thing to like survive, be tough.
I don't want to be tough.
I'd rather be demure and sweet.
You don't promote it though.
See, this is the key thing.
And I tell people this.
And I want to clarify this to everyone because I think that people fall on two ends of the camp here.
People will watch a show like this and be like, oh.
You know, and this is why hosts get scared.
Like, well, I'm a woman.
I'm just going to go side with feminism on what is a woman.
No, yeah, but I'm saying my point is I'm going to side with it because I'm.
I'm a biologist, Rox.
Well, you're right.
Which that again, again, is a caveat because saying that a biologist can define what a woman is means that it is biological.
We have a whale of color on our Supreme Court now.
Thank you, Biden.
But I mean this genuinely is that is that when when you think about this people get afraid because they're like, well, I'm talking and I'm not living out what I think is an ideal truth.
That doesn't matter.
Then just admit it.
Say, I'm not living this out, but I admit what the truth is.
And that's how I am.
People go, you're never going to catch me because I'm not a conservative.
I don't have any, I'm not trying to be somebody that I'm not.
People go, but you talk about conservative values.
Well, I talk about values that are true.
I talk about the truth.
So when I say God wants us to live like A, when I was fat recently, I was still talking about the problem with obesity.
People be like, but you have a neck fat.
And I'd be like, yeah, and I agree with you.
And I should be healthier.
I'm doing the best I can every day.
Just because, just because you don't live up to the ideals all the time, as long as you're striving to do that.
You shouldn't stop acknowledging the ideals.
That's what our courts do.
And they go, 100%.
We're all struggling with weight.
Because they don't want to feel bad.
Right.
So let's just make obesity the norm.
And you go, no.
That's what women do.
They go, well, you know, we're having a problem competing with men.
So let's lower the standards so that we can all compete.
And you go, no, no, no, no.
We need to say and acknowledge we're all fucked up.
We have problems.
Everybody watching this has vices and issues and stuff, but we don't stop striving for perfection, even though we will never reach it.
But that's the thing.
That's the thing that more people need to do.
Everybody's out there, like me and Isabelle say all the time, LARPing.
I was just going to say that.
Every single person's out there like, oh, I'm this, I'm that.
I'm doing this.
I'm great.
Right.
Showing their rosary beads on their freaking Twitter.
No.
Say you're a sinner.
Say Ash Wednesday, bitch.
I love Ash, right?
Say that you're, say that you're wrong.
Say that you're messed up.
Say that I am doing the best that I can.
And then still promote those values.
I'm the opposite, though.
I like, well, I want people to hate me because the more people that hate me, the less people have to pretend to like.
I just, I have a weird sickness.
If I read like hate DMs and hate comments, I'm like, come on, guys, be more creative.
Like, actually send me like the worst shit ever.
It makes me laugh.
I love it.
I have a sickness.
But everyone else is like claiming to be something that they're not.
And it's really cringe and it's really disgusting.
And we all know that this is the truth when you go to conservative conferences just saying.
Oh, go ahead, Madison.
So it's not, it's literally not him, though.
What do you give me the look for?
I'm just saying.
The funny thing about that situation, though, was that he was just saying that the DC swamp is disgusting and that they're doing cocaine orgies.
And they're like, oh, that means you're involved in cocaine orgies.
Bitch, don't you think if there was a cripple in a cocaine orgy, we would all know.
Okay.
I'm sorry that all these.
Oh, yeah, roll over my dick.
Literally, literally.
Like, and if you are criticizing him for that, then you are ableist and you're disgusting and should go to a gulag before.
Yeah, does disabled people not have the right to unsolicited orgies?
Literally, literally.
Oh, so he can't walk.
Can he at least feel like a 25-year-old, very hot dude that is in power?
And of course he's doing it.
Listen, I'm not saying anything.
Orgies and name only.
But I do mean this genuinely.
He's too young for me.
No, but I do mean this because this show has accidentally 25.
Well, this show has accidentally courted a certain audience, which was truth seekers.
And being truth seekers as SOBs, we come from a variety of backgrounds.
And it's been very interesting since I started having John Doyle on because, you know, for the most part, my audience has been a little more open to chaos and what's going on.
And we've been a little bit more like, like I always say, we're progressive personalities with conservative minds.
So it's like, you know, our experience in the world has been a little bit of learned by touching.
And I mean this genuinely conservatives.
I actually found out stoves were hot by touching them as a kid.
That's actually, I learned.
My chose in my life.
She all said that the other day.
We're like, don't touch a curl iron.
It's hot.
And so he was like, I don't believe you.
And he touched the curl iron on purpose.
I have no feeling that it's not a fairy.
I only will touch things the man.
I'm going to take my fingers off as a kid by touching a stove because I decided that was smart.
But I mean, like, we're learning, but I mean this to everyone watching.
Stop listening to the people who act like they're perfect and don't also feel intimidated because your life does not match up with perfection.
We don't justify our weaknesses.
We don't justify our failures.
We don't promote our vices and our issues simply because we have them.
And that's the difference with women like I like yourselves.
You are not using your platforms to say, yeah, everyone become like me.
You're saying, hey, I'm in the position I'm in.
And this is very common.
How do I use my platform?
But this, well, no, no, no, that's yours.
You're a different story.
I'm not like the other girls.
I'm corgi.
No, every girl's the same.
But what I meant is that we have to realize that, yes, this is where we take back the victim culture.
People go, well, I was molested.
Okay.
So yeah, you have an interesting experience.
I was abused.
Oh, I had a bad divorce.
I had a breakup.
Oh, I made a lot of mistakes.
I went to prison.
Right, right, right.
Cool.
So at least say, with what situation and circumstances I have, let me find out what God then intended me to live as.
What should I do?
And let me work towards.
Let me press on, push towards the goal to which God has called me.
What?
Heavenward.
He has called me towards higher things.
Am I always going to reach that standard?
No.
Am I always going to obtain that?
No.
You're almost always going to fail, but the attempt for perfection, the attempt to be god-like, the attempt of whatever will actually lead to a better society.
But that's what feminism is the opposite.
Correct.
Because feminism says, women, you've gone towards a failure direction and you're unhappy.
You're all on.
And this is a crazy thing.
There's no happy woman.
I'm unhappy.
Let's be real.
We can all say that.
Well, look at this unhappy woman.
Because you're a woman.
You can't help it.
But check this out.
It's like, so that at the point you go, well, if women, if we really went in the right direction, then we should know even what a woman is.
And we should be, our ultimate priority should be a woman's rights.
But because we can't even define a woman, you know that it's not a social issue about sex.
It is a spiritual issue about biology, about life and direction.
Check this out.
An ex-soldier from metro.co.uk exposed to our blind viewers, reminding you, this is an audio-only podcast.
You can download it, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you can get them.
And you can't see this.
And I say her because I'm reading a headline.
Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sexy toy in public.
So this woman here is 100% a man.
For those you blind viewers that can't say that is, I mean, no even down.
A beta male.
Let's be let's be real.
Beta or look at that nose.
That is 100% a man.
So a trans sex offender lifted her skirt and exposed herself three times in one day.
Again, I tell everyone this, if this is your first time, I do not acknowledge trans pronouns, but I do read articles because I don't plagiarize.
And I do want to make sure the only time I, the only thing I actually correct is conservative articles, which talk like illegal immigrants or migrants.
I'll correct conservative outlets, but migrants, not illegal aliens.
No, because I know the people who run them.
And if they want to see me, I can call them, but I can't call it Metro.
But Chloe Thompson42 was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin.
It's too many pronouns before using a sex toy on herself in an alley.
What are this?
What is the sex toys pronouns?
I want to know.
Buzz and vibrate.
Middlesbrough, Teesside, on August 13th last year.
A couple shouted out of her way and she ran away on the same day she exposed herself on the street.
There was a clip from Family Guy.
I don't know if you saw this recently.
They're in some hot water.
I did not actually, you know me.
I've been kind of like in the dark.
Okay.
So, yeah, I had a friend, by the way, who's like, man, why don't you, if you're dealing with some bullshit, why don't you lay your head low?
I said, I can't.
My job is to intentionally not be low-key.
That's when you turn it up.
Be like be the worst person you could ever be.
Yeah, it's like it's like I can't, I always have to turn my life up.
I'm a woman, I hibernate.
Like, we just go.
Oh, I know, you guys disappear, but here you go.
I wish you all would, but here we go.
So it was like, they were like, the bartender walks up to this person and goes, hey, ma'am, you can't be looking at pornography here in the bar.
It's like looking at porn on the phone.
And a dude's voice comes out of the chicks like, hey, I'm transgender.
The bartender goes, oh, you're transgender?
Do whatever the fuck you want then.
Dude, I'm so sick of that.
That's uncultured passes.
I'm so sick of the free passes.
Everybody gets a free pass.
It's so annoying.
No, if you're mentally ill and you're like a sick human being, you get a free pass.
Like, how about no, how about we go back to the silentizing people?
They used to take homeless people that were mentally ill and put them in institutions, right?
And so, yes, that, you know, up and down.
Oh, they fight our wars.
They go to Ukraine.
Bye.
Ukraine loves the trans.
Bye.
They can't handle that.
They love it.
Zelensky loves trans.
It is time to do what's right for society and help these people.
Get them off the streets.
Stop this.
This is insanity.
And we are encouraging mental illness all over the place.
what's sick is like the Beto shirt recently where he's like I support or whatever protect trans kids there is no way that you are a child and you are questioning your gender unless a fucking I will tell you what my second grader has no idea what her body parts you have You have to have an adult person, a predator, put those mixed, confused ideas into your head.
But they're doing it on purpose.
Seriously, it's intentional.
I said this the other day.
It says it in the communist manifesto.
The way to get rid of capitalism, they say it explicitly is to get rid of the family and they do it by gender and by race.
It has been something that they have been working on for years.
And what's the way to do that?
Indoctrinate our school system.
Period.
That is what is happening.
Like it's explicit.
It's not like it's not even, it's not like anybody doesn't know, but nobody takes the time to freaking read anymore.
Well, listen to this, though.
And the reason why, and I look at the conclusions of how you know feminism went wrong is not just by A, walking out of your door every morning, which should be enough evidence for you, but it's B, if you look at the states, and this is, this is a common factor if you're more of a serious listener of the show, which I don't know why you watch this if you are, but it says baby blues of illusion.
I know.
Only rhinos watch the show.
I had a lot of problems with the rhinos right now.
Hey, reminding you, they're coming to me.
You call me a rhino the other night.
I call literally everyone a rhino.
If your name's not Isabella Reilly, you're a rhino.
I've been talking for months.
People are coming for me now.
I successfully predict this all the time.
I always know when people are coming after us because here's the key thing.
Unfortunately, it's kind of almost like your hormones or your gender.
I can't get the journalist out of me.
And I'm always 10 steps ahead of everybody who's coming after me.
And when it comes to like the right wing and the elections, there's always attacks on my, on the show, on me going to the elections.
And I promise you, there will be because I know certain politicians, people, things that are going on right now.
And I'm so aware of what's happening.
It's like I keep it cool on the front end because, you know, I'm cool.
But I will say this.
I always tell you guys they're coming for SOBs.
We're not going to give into that shit.
Let's get into this.
So we look at their states.
And the reason why we don't give into their shit, we don't give into their shit because we look at their states.
We look at what's going on.
They go, well, you guys are dumb.
We don't like your show.
We don't like your policies.
I go, let's go look at where your policies are put into action.
And that's a key thing.
You go, but you'd be exactly coming.
He goes, I don't want your studies.
I don't want anything.
Let's go.
Mask mandates.
Let's go to the cities that had the most mask mandates.
Let's vaccines.
Let's go to the highest vaccinated places.
Let's go.
Condom mandates for liberals.
Correct.
We should do that.
But feminism, liberal policies.
Let me go to the most liberal states possible and you tell me, let's see how this worked out.
New York City is great.
Correct.
New York City.
Thriving.
California.
It turns out that California, as we've pushed for this dualistic education, that we forgot about important things.
Since we're fighting for representation and non-binary education and women and these things being educated and pushed ahead, we forgot about the basicity of what education is.
I on the news, California, there we went.
The Golden States public schools are not doing their job.
Listen to this.
With California's poorest southern border, soaring taxes, an ongoing flow of overbearing and occasionally bizarre regulations, one law targets cow flatulence.
For example, state residents could use a break from bad news.
Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be happening anytime soon.
According to a recent post, California now leads the country in illiteracy.
In fact, 23.1% of Californians over the age of 15 cannot read this sentence.
What's the black population rate income?
All right, here's the deal with us.
I'm just asking a question.
All women arrest them.
Most women would love that.
What I was going to say is like, it's like while we're fighting for these grandiose things, and I see feminism as being almost like the young man who's like, you know, he gets into his church.
He's like, the pastor, everyone's wrong.
I'm going to reform the church.
Dude, you can't even wake up at 8 a.m. every day and you want to reform the church.
You can't get your homework in.
They don't appreciate the structures.
They don't have dumb and reliant on the safety.
But what I'm saying is that people have these ideas.
And I see this with a lot of young men and with women.
Like women are like, oh my gosh, I really want women to get ahead and get equal pay, which is a fallacy, but let's just take it.
Mala, queen of giving heads.
No, but I'm saying like, it's like a girl will be like, I really want women to have equal pay.
But it's like, but you're on anti-anxiety, anti-depressants.
Like, meaning I'm not talking shit.
I'm saying you're unhappy.
Your life isn't good.
Also, I'm sorry, but I would be, if I, if I was a business owner, I would be much less likely to hire a woman because I'm sorry.
I don't want to pay for your maternity leave.
I don't like working for women.
Why should you have to be, why should I pay you for not working?
I get it that you're going to have a family, but that would make me not want to pay you.
I just said that on chat show.
Hire you.
I'm sorry.
I said, I said the exact same thing.
I said, why do we pay for women to go on maternity leave?
So everybody else has to do their job while they're gone.
Everybody else has to take it up.
You pay them, what, $30,000, right?
Or whatever it is.
I'm giving you a random number, but you pay them to be gone.
You pay them to be gone.
Everybody else has to team up and it's like, oh, it's her decision to have a baby.
And also, my dad says he will only hire white men because they're the only like non-protected class.
Because if he fires anyone that's not a white male, then the whole court system and the whole, everything will go against him.
Yeah.
And this is probably super inappropriate to say in terms of socially.
But I mean this genuinely is like, like, I know the difference when I talk to men and to women in general in the world.
And I respect that.
And I, and I mean, I don't care what society says to me about how men and women are the same.
I know that we are different.
And it's just like when I embrace that.
Well, it's like, it's like, it's like my, like Dave Chappelle had this example.
Keza will be like, well, why do you talk differently to black people on the street?
And I go, it's not because I'm racist and I'm like, you know, trying to talk dumber.
It's like this.
Dave Chappelle would make a skit.
White people try to talk to black people and he would exaggerate and be like, well, hello there, Mr. Blackie.
How are you doing?
My name's Carl and would you like to come over for some turkey and some mashed potatoes?
Meaning, and he's like, yo, what's up, fam?
I don't want, I don't know that she, yo, like, like, meaning he's going, yeah, they talk differently.
So like, as if like white people are ignorant of how black people talk, black people are ignorant of white people talk.
Men and women walk around pretending like we're the same.
We communicate the same, et cetera.
A man says something, a woman sees his body language, his tone.
She knows the drama.
Her friends Told her about what he said last week.
She's connected so much.
It's all together in a package, and she's like, All right, I know what you actually mean.
Men, just a woman says something, and a woman means everything, and she has backup, and she expects that she told your friend something.
They probably told you, and your girlfriend told you, and she knows exactly where you're at, and you should know where I'm at.
And then you're like, You said you were fine.
You said, Why are you not fine?
You said it's okay.
Why are you crying?
If a woman says she's fine, that's World War III, bitch.
But I know I just said it.
I just said it's very basic stuff that we're different.
And but we walk around in the workplace and in society trying to pretend like we're the same.
When really, again, if you wanted to make men and women get ahead, we would say, Hey, our best bet would be for men to learn how women really are and to treat women the way that they are and for women to learn the way that men are and treat them the way that they actually are rather than us trying to compensate.
A man doesn't need a lot from a woman.
But men need to love first, though.
That's the thing.
I saw this great little TikTok scripture thing where it was like, you know, God made man first, woman second.
So man, men want to be respected and women want to be loved.
So men need to respect first.
And then, I mean, men need to love their women first, and then the respect will come.
But we have lost all ideas of gender roles in general.
So that doesn't happen anymore.
Men don't love their women because they can go swipe next to the next girl and bumble.
Right.
And so if men actually started loving women too, and women act like females and what they should act like, if men actually started loving women, they would start respecting men.
We've lost all that.
Because men act like women and men are equal and they're not.
They're not.
Men and women, you cannot say, you cannot say, like, and this is a good example.
Like, I'll have my car and I'll be like, yo, my car goes zero to 60 in like 3.6 to 3.8 seconds.
And someone will be like, I have a friend being like, yo, my, my motorcycle, or I guess it's like my right, my little rocket crotch rocket, you know, does that in two seconds?
And I go, well, yeah, I mean, my car weighs probably a couple thousand pounds more than your, than your motorbike.
And so, yeah, your car has faster acceleration and probably faster top speeds in terms of that, but you have a little bit less protection.
You have less, you know, accident protection.
You have less features.
You also are on a motorcycle.
Make sure your car is running a mass.
But correct.
But I meant like, dude, you're not going to compare a motorcycle and a, you know, and a sports car, even though they both have engines.
It's like, yes, they're modes of transportation, but they're just different.
They're not equal.
You don't compare them.
No one can, even in wrestling.
Nothing is equal.
Nobody even in wrestling.
You have weight classes even because just simply fighting between men, it's like, well, you can't have a 250-pound guy fighting an 150-pound guy.
It doesn't effing work.
Why do you think you can take an entire sex against one sex and just be like, yeah, you're going to compete on the same level?
It won't work.
Racially, it doesn't work.
Sex, it doesn't work.
It doesn't even work for age.
Why do you think even now people are like, man, I don't make a lot of money?
What do I always say?
Look at the bracket of people in your age group, how much they make.
It's like, well, you know, I'm 19 and I make 50 grand a year.
Dude, you're freaking the top 1%.
You're the chill on it.
You're the killer on it.
You're 19 making 50 grand.
You're freaking rich.
Oh, but no, my parents have millions because they're 52 and they're 52.
So you had 30 more years to figure it out.
You're not competing with 52-year-olds.
You're competing in your own bracket.
Get up.
No, but I mean, I mean, genuinely get up and realize, yeah, you have to fight other people, but stop comparing yourself to the other side.
And women and men are so lost that it's like, as we're fighting these big battles, one fourth of California can't read.
So it's like we forgot the basics of like when you start fighting things that you can't win, you forget the battles that you can and you end up, you end up actually digressing in the name of progress.
But that's, that's, that's the point.
Okay, we can't read, but that's what they want.
They don't want us to read.
But forget that.
The bigger picture is, is that like we, our poverty levels in like America, we're not, we're not actually impoverished.
It's the equivalent to like, okay, you're in poverty if you don't have, if you have one TV or one refrigerator.
Like, if you look at our life here in America compared to the rest of the world, like our poverty is so different.
So different.
We're talking about people like eating garbage in India compared to what we're doing here.
Yeah, but our issue in society right now in America is the fact that we're trying to strive for equality when it does not exist.
No, no, that's my point.
That's my point.
It's like, well, we have it so good here and we focus on crazy things, like crazy and economic.
Yeah, but it's impossible to be equal to someone else that's a loser that doesn't work hard.
Equality is a myth.
No, absolutely.
It's a myth.
I mean, just stop striving for it.
On the poverty note, you know, we're talking about California.
And obviously you guys know the state of California is bordering beyond help, beyond in the poverty realm.
Yeah.
I don't know if you guys know how bad it's gotten, but if this state just fell off the earth, California, we might be mad economically, but not in terms of socially.
It's so bad.
I used to live in LA.
You guys know that.
It's worse than New York.
It is.
LA is borderline a third world country.
I had to leave because how terrible it was a few years ago.
And with the forced closings of different sectors and COVID, it has actually gotten a lot worse in LA.
And I mean this retrospectively because gay Tupac, you're back there.
Give me a thumbs up.
Can you see?
Can I?
Okay.
So gay Tupac's from New York as well, as Gay Tupac would, right?
And New York guys would get along.
I will say the difference between California and New York is that California is probably more woke and like nice in quotes.
In New York, people are like, F you.
Like they are still kind of ruthless.
California pretends to care.
California pretends to care.
Pretends, right?
Right.
Pinos.
But I would say this.
Being somebody, and I always ask, have you been on Slightly Offensive before?
No, because I'm a woman.
I'm so sorry.
You're so offensive.
I never even did my Welcome Back to Slightly Offensive thing.
I got so distracted.
I don't even think I got like the confetti of California.
I did get it.
Oh, okay.
I'm just white confetti.
We just need to make it white confetti.
Listen, listen.
I always ask new guests that on the show, Gay Tupac back there.
Would you describe our director as gay Tupac?
Nothing describes the fact that if you as a man, is that how you describe?
Yes.
One of my favorite people, though.
I would bleep that.
I'm just saying.
One of my favorite people.
Hey, can you time stamp that, Josiah?
Thank you.
Josiah.
Important moment right now.
Can you please bleep that out?
Because we don't want anyone to know who Gay Tupac is.
And they will never figure it out.
They'll never figure it out.
Mitt Romney.
Yeah, we're going to look at that in a second with this.
So it's actually gotten so bad that as we fought for progress, you see that's why we don't make it.
I am telling you, by the way, the neighborhood we're about to see is where my best friend Flekas lived and by where I lived.
And it did not look this bad while we were there.
This is how LA looks today.
And I cannot differentiate it from a third world country.
Let's go ahead and let's play the video.
Gonna be the do's and don'ts of downtown LA.
Let's get into it.
First of all, never take the fucking elevator.
Shit sus.
You never know if it's gonna stop working on you.
Just take the stairs, my boy.
Now for the street food, if you have a weak ass stomach, do not eat any of the street food.
You'll have diarrhea for three days straight.
Also, if you don't do tight spaces, the Callejon is not the place for you.
It's crowded.
For the restrooms, everywhere you go, they're going to try and charge you.
And yes, they're going to give you one cubicle to wipe your ass.
So it's either that or find the nearest Starbucks.
I can't stress this enough.
It does not matter if the crosswalk sign is on.
LA drivers will run your ass over.
Please look both ways before crossing.
Also, hold on to your kids.
Look at this man staring hard.
There's a lot of creepy men out there.
So hold on to your kids.
Hold on to your aunties, your grannies, whatever.
She knew about that.
For those of you who aren't from LA or never been to LA, I'm telling you now, if your Uber driver tells you he's dropping you off on 5th and San Pedro, let's just hope you got some skechers on or some fast ass fucking feet.
Because if those streetlights are on and you're being dropped off on 5th and San Pedro, rip.
But yeah, look at this.
Looks like KNA and FIFA.
New Healies or what would they call it?
Like the senior.
I got that for my kids.
Well, they fell.
Yeah, it's send them to LA.
It's just I do like the whole the food gives you diarrhea because I always promote like just stop eating and your life would be a lot better.
So I do like that part of it.
So kind of based.
Well, yeah.
And it has gotten bad.
And guys, by the way, you may not be able to control the state of LA.
And we will talk about that more with some of the roasts of feminists.
We have to roast them.
We've been doing a lot of that these days and been trying to keep it real.
Obviously, you guys know, you know, with everything going on in my life, we've been traveling, we've been out in Nashville.
Nashville was so good.
We'll talk about that right when we come back.
But, you know, you cannot control much, but you can control your credit score.
What's crazy is in LA or anywhere you live, you need a credit score to do absolutely anything, whether you want to run a home, whether you want to buy a car, refinance your student loans, purchase a home, anything.
It's like an ID number and you can't change it.
And most of you guys, like your bank accounts, look at it and you go, man, how do I get it up?
Well, with Scoremaster, there's this three-week rule: wait till you do anything for three weeks until you sign up at scoremaster.com/slash offense.
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The reason why you do this is because you can raise your score a massive amount of points.
In fact, you can do up to 61 points, which can save you thousands of dollars in a car loan, up to 100 grand onto a house loan.
And also for me, too, guys, this is crazy.
I was retarded and had a student loan that was at 10%, and I got it down to 3% by getting my score up and refinancing the loan.
And I've been able to pay those off steadily but surely.
Yes, I made mistakes in the past.
Many of you guys have with your credit and need to get it up.
Go to scoremaster.com/slash offense and find out why so many people are getting their scores repaired and finding out how to get your credit back into your own hands.
There was a point in my life, by the way, where I was making $40,000 a year and had $52,000 in credit card debt for a company that I had ran called Slightly Offensive.
And then it worked.
I paid that shit off and fast.
I literally went to debt to start this and I'm doing great now.
And I'm really happy about it.
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And people say, I'm good at reading.
I'm not actually good at reading.
I just have learned how to do it and get your score into your hands.
So, like I said, I was in Nashville.
We did a great time in Nashville, been traveling.
People are like, Where are you?
What's going on with your shows, et cetera?
Well, simply put, I've been traveling.
I've been out on about busy man.
I'm a busy man.
We got to go on Candace Owens.
My whole relationship with Daily Wire is as good as it's ever been.
My new PGA.
Did you tell Matt Walsh I loved him?
Not yet.
Are you doing it yet?
You promised me.
I will tell you this about Matt Walsh.
Josiah, is Matt Walsh one to even?
Matt Walsh is a stoic man.
That's what I love about him.
He's so stoic and manly.
And does he admire me?
Let's just say this.
You promised.
Let me bring my night.
So I went out.
Okay, let me tell you.
I went to Candace Owens, right?
We were at the Clavins, etc.
Talked to Jeremy Boring, the CEO, Brett Cooper, hanging out.
We're all around.
You're such a big deal.
Holy crap.
No.
No, I do actually bottle.
No, we're just established.
We love everyone.
We're repairing our relationships.
Josiah Moody's a good person.
No, I've been working for that forever because right.
No, we're, yeah, I know.
And you love Ben.
We're moving in a good direction.
We're being honest.
People are working with us.
We have a bright future ahead.
You know, we're going on Whitlock and Pool and stuff.
So I'm with Walsh.
We're like two hours in advance.
We're hanging out.
And I swear, this is how Matt Walsh is in person.
I never met him before, but you know, we follow each other.
We talk on the internet sometimes.
Matt Walsh is exactly who you think he is on the internet.
It's like this.
He's like, let me actually move this.
It makes me love him even more.
Is he beta or alpha?
Oh, he's a Giga Chad.
I love that.
So it's like, let me move this in.
So it's like this, like sitting there on the couch.
And like, I'm just like sitting next to him.
It's like, I'm like, so, uh, Tim, when does the show start?
Tim's like, soon.
I'm like, do I have time to use a restroom?
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, Elijah, you have time to use the rest.
Go ahead and use it.
Go ahead.
Use it.
All right, Tim, how much time do I have?
The show starts soon in an hour and 37 minutes.
Okay.
All right, I'll go P. Hey, anyone want anything?
Water, anything?
Matt Walsh?
No.
Anyone want coffee or anything?
So you got coffee?
Okay, cool.
All right, I'm coming back.
Come back in.
Hey, Matt, how are you doing?
Doing good.
Hey, congratulations on your movie.
So you traveled a lot.
I saw that's pretty cool.
Like, you traveled everywhere.
We're sitting next to each other on a couch.
Yeah, we went quite a few places.
Imagine if more women were like that.
Which like did not speak much at all.
That's a little bit.
And then even I was like, I was like, so you guys went to some, like, you guys really went to Africa and all these places.
Like, I saw the commercial.
Good job, man.
Like, you went all those places?
Yeah.
Security wasn't so happy about it, but we made it work.
He's like acting as if he's like a criminal.
And the lawyer's like, everything that you say will be used against you.
And he's like, yep.
It's literally, literally.
And a few words though.
No, no, no.
I know.
That's why I respect it.
And he's like, the drier the man, the wetter the woman.
And so I'm like, does this guy, do we not know each other?
And then, but then he turns around, like, a class act gentleman says, so you're obviously at Blaze.
You, you know, you got two shows running there right now.
And how's that going?
And then we talked and that's how it worked.
But I meant, I go, wow, it's that uncommon to meet normal dudes that, and John Doyle's like, yeah, John's like, I want to meet you.
And he's like, dude, thanks for early on.
You helped me become a Christian again.
And Matt Walsh just goes, awesome.
I felt like that.
Hey, it's like, you saved my entire life.
You saved my life existentially.
I'm not going to hell because of you.
Cool.
My little sister, thanks, Ben Shapiro.
Scott, just saying.
I don't know.
That was my friend in elementary school.
The one that you stole her.
What?
The one you stole her YouTube?
Yeah.
Yes.
I was a bitch on YouTube.
If you're on my private story on Instagram, you know what we're talking about.
If you don't, you're a rhino.
So.
Anyway, go back to what you're saying.
What were we saying?
No, let's get into the roast.
So we have a tweet here.
Let me bring this up, actually.
My name is.
So it was good.
Nashville's great.
We had a good time.
We're really happy.
We have bright things ahead.
No matter what happens in my life, guys, SOBs never fail.
We're good.
We know what's going on.
And I love you guys all.
But also, Isabelle O'Reilly said, please unfollow me if you're a woman.
Welcome to The Roast.
No, no, no, no.
True, it's true.
Here we go.
I told beta males to beat it.
Does that count?
We have five videos of women that were just okay.
It said, are you?
I'll be honest.
We're not said, name only a rhino.
It's true.
It's true.
Exposed.
Elijah's the least predatory man I've ever met in my life.
Yeah, that's sad.
It's a crazy thing.
Bitches wish Elijah was a predator.
They do wish.
They wish.
Unfortunately, unfortunately for me, Ethan Ralph and I are already in a relationship.
So I'm taken by a man and his gun is the size of anyone.
Don't say that they're going to use that against you, Elijah.
What?
I'm with shitty people?
No, I'm just saying that he's a man.
I'm with Ethan Ralph.
You're with me.
I'm getting your cuz.
Gay men cannot be predators.
Yeah, yeah.
I like Ethan.
Hurricane, he's good.
Oh, we know you like Ethan.
I like him a lot.
We know you do.
You like him too.
You said he's a very attractive man.
What's this?
The only attractive man in the world.
I don't know who this is.
You don't know who this is.
Ethan Ralph and I are gay for each other.
We love each other.
Elijah, a man, said that he's the most attractive man in the world.
Therefore, as a woman, I follow the orders.
And yes.
I can't tell you what that is.
I want to know who this is.
Somebody help me.
Who is the hot guy?
He's white.
He's in the Daily Wire Razor video that's behind Jeremy Boring looking like security.
He's so safe.
Astro Saiyan.
I don't know.
I need to find out.
Ben Shapiro.
I don't know who he is, but good lord.
Have you guys seen Ben Shapiro without a Yamaka?
I don't care.
Panty dropper.
Give a man $50 million and he'll make any woman's panties drop.
Exactly.
No, that's smart.
I know.
It's the, dude.
It's the intelligence.
All right.
Stop.
I were too female.
Too much female.
His logic.
Drop.
All right.
Dancing the women.
We need to look at the story.
Stop on a show for female hate crime.
Listen to the man, bitch.
I got to know my place.
I'm about to commit a hate crime.
So stop.
Literally.
Video three.
Let's play this.
So this is in Texas and France.
That the murderer is you, the rapist is you.
I have so much to say already.
Spain.
Sounds Spain.
That's Spain.
That's Germany, I think.
Is that Portugal?
What is that?
I don't know if that was.
If you don't show Israel, you're anti-Semitic.
Are they Nazi Susan?
Why is Texas inside?
No, no, no, no.
It's Puerto Rico.
That's Puerto Rico?
That's Puerto Rico?
Puerto Rico.
The flag looks just like Texas is flagging.
Huh?
Confusing Mexico.
Wow.
Okay.
Nothing says, don't rape me.
Like wearing skippy clothes and blindfolding yourself saves them some trouble there.
I just want to say, have you guys noticed that all the girls that are supposed rape victims are fat and hideous?
No, so my friend.
Just gonna say, like, she probably wish you would get raped.
My boy Tommy said this on a video.
He's like, who would rape her?
She's ugly.
And everybody freaking came out like, oh my God, it was the worst thing to say in the world.
But really?
If you're a hot girl and a guy doesn't try to rape you, they're probably gay.
I will say, if I'm walking past a construction site and nobody hits on me, I'm like, I did something wrong on this.
Seriously.
Like, you value something wrong that day.
Right, exactly.
Seriously.
I got raped too.
My son.
You are a hot woman.
By the United States government.
True.
Wow.
Everybody.
It was tax season.
They benched your ass over.
It was tax season.
I paid it to Biden.
All right.
I got to say this: the whole rape thing.
You know, the problem with the feminist rape thing is like, I actually do care about rape victims and these kinds of things.
And in fact, men are raped too.
Did we forget that men are raped too?
Well, one thing.
Men have to get hard.
One thing that I've always appreciated.
They have to be into it.
One thing I've always appreciated working with people is like, everybody knows that, like, you know, in my life, like, I love Kez.
She's a sweetheart and what's going on.
But it's like also too, you know, in my life, like, we've had nothing but like good friendships and relationships with everyone in the office.
And we've been very cool.
Like, you know, Savannah was on the show the other day asking for the LGBTQ community to disappear and also trying to repeal the 19th Amendment and going really hard against women and stuff like that on herself.
And she's having fun.
And Sav and I have always had a very fun friendship.
And, you know, I'm like an older brother to her.
And it's always been very nice.
And we've always really respect each other.
And I really appreciate that.
But, you know, Sav's not out here doing bullshit like this.
You're not out here doing this kind of stuff.
And I can be friends with women easily and just respect them.
It's like, but these women that are out there talking about rape, it's crazy.
They go, I'm not against rape.
And they get fucking wasted.
And every man's a predator.
They're all their shirt in a house party and strip poker and then wonder why you end up in problems.
Well, the problem was, why are you hanging out with these sketchy people and why are you acting like this?
If you want to not get raped, don't act, don't be around retarded people because you're, no, I'm genuinely speaking, they can drunk around dumb, uneducated people.
Yes.
You want to be respected?
Be around respectful people.
I could not stand in college.
There would always be the girls that was like, oh my God, I went to this guy's room after a party and we were both drunk and I went to his room by myself.
He was blacked out drunk.
Yeah.
He doesn't remember.
And I was drunk.
And we were on Xanax and I was naked.
And I got into bed with him and just said, I need to sleep here naked.
And then I got raped.
And you're like, dude, you guys should both go to jail.
How about you both go to jail?
You should be locked up for being retarded.
How about hey?
Hey, dear women, just like a news flash.
If you don't want to hook up with a guy, I'm sorry.
Don't go to his room by yourself drunk.
I'm sorry.
That like that is not what happens.
And then women will not speak up and they'll be like, I didn't want to say no.
No, no, you're raped.
You fucking went into the room.
Sorry.
In those situations, that is not what happens.
What happens is, they go to his room, they sleep with him, and then he doesn't want anything to do with her anymore.
They regret it.
Kind of like the Kobe Bryant situation.
You don't want anything to do with her anywhere?
All of a sudden, it's rape.
All of a sudden, you don't want to be disgraced because you were a whore.
And then all of a sudden, you literally, in every situation, a woman gets mad at a man, it turns into it.
He doesn't want her.
No, I swear 100% of the time, 100% of the time with Kobe Bryant, that's what happened with him.
I remember that specifically.
He had that, and he got exonerated.
But I'm saying with the situation with the rape thing, you don't see classy women standing out there being like, hey, I'm a lady and I don't want to get raped.
There's a lot of these crazy people who are standing out there.
Did you see that?
You put yourself in bad positions.
They protested the rape in Russia.
This is actually true.
I'm saying this.
You don't see classy women.
They walked out in their underwear, threw blood on themselves, pigs' blood on themselves, stood in front of Russian embassies around the country to protest rape.
Oh, and Cassandra, I don't know what her new name is.
McDonald's said, she's like, yeah, nothing deters rapists like putting on your underwear and then throwing blood on your body and standing blindfolded with blood on yourself in underwear to deter rapists.
And I'm saying this genuinely is like, is like the problem is, is if you're actually trying to tackle rape, which is a terrible thing.
That ain't the way to do it.
That's not the way to do it.
Mental health is a real issue.
And there are so many people that are so crazy anymore.
Honestly.
But back to like the sexual assault.
I've talked about this with my dad.
You know, if there's like companies that will hire like ex-prisoners or whatever, my dad and I will talk about how we want to create a company that hires like men who have been like ostracized from society and like fired from their job from supposed sexual assault allegations because it seems like the society always will believe the woman.
A woman can say anything.
I would hate to be a man in today's society.
To be fair, to be fair, I've been part of some of that, right?
And there are instances where men are insane.
It's not about the grabbing your butt or robbery.
It's like the retaliation and the mental shit that comes afterwards because you said no, fine.
But that is very, very rare.
Like I've been working in Congress since 2012 and everybody's like, oh, Congress is like the worst place ever.
Nobody, no one has ever acted like that towards me in Congress.
Can I ever?
Can I say that though?
And I, and I mean this genuinely as someone who has been a victim of sexual assault and violence in my life.
Oh, bye.
And I taught people, yes.
I mean, I mean, genuinely, things I haven't reported.
You know, when there's something that genuinely hurts you, like, I've been, every guy's got their dick grabbed, maybe a girl got their, you know, their boob touched, whatever.
And you don't actually want to talk about it?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
No, I'm okay.
What I mean is, me too, bro.
What I mean is, is that, yeah, but that's what the Me Too movement was bullshit.
And the fact that, like, if there was a problem and you wanted to get help with these girls, you would want to actually find justice.
So you're not going to like be in your underwear throwing blood on your body.
You're going to go into court.
You're going to litigate.
You're going to say, I want someone held accountable.
Their justice is destroying someone's life because of their insecurities.
I'm sorry.
There's a lot of the times.
And it's because of all these Me Too bitches that makes me feel like anyone that comes out against sexual assault, I immediately am against them.
And that's sorry.
Here's the evidence.
I'm okay if you have evidence.
If you have legit evidence.
If you have legit evidence, text messages, proof, emails, anything like that.
You have that.
Text messages aren't assault, though.
No, I'm talking about show me on the text message.
I support Rhino's name only.
My point is that, yes, these things do happen.
It's so bad.
Get this woman off the show.
Silence women.
This is case in point.
I'm saying that there are things like that that do happen.
There are absolutely things that are happening.
No, this is not what I'm going to admit.
Is that the way you handle it is not in show?
Anybody who's using these girls are like out there using sexuality.
You start going to newspapers and all that stuff, then you're automatically out.
No, like if you want to take it through the legal system, we should start like going to the hold sexual predators actually accountable for correct things.
But if you make a spectacle like these girls, I don't believe you.
I don't believe that.
That's why the Me Too movement fizzled out because the women that like band together, they need to get a whole army of people against someone at one time.
It's a little strategic.
It's not calculated.
Or if you do it after, like you do it after something happens.
Like, okay, like the Kavanaugh stuff.
Like, you wait that long.
Yeah, you wait.
You wait that long.
All right, next one.
No, girls want to be sexually assaulted.
We agree.
Okay, next.
Oh, just wants her hair pulled.
She just wants her hair pulled.
Please timestamp that.
That has to be pleased.
Look, send me the clip.
All right.
No, but I, but I agree.
And I, and I mean this genuinely as somebody like I talked about in a, in a recent uh podcast, last podcast, like someone once accused me of rape, and it turned out that they were like, I had to literally show in high school.
This girl got mad.
So this is what happens with women.
So I don't have to go.
This girl got mad at me because we stopped seeing each other.
And so then she told the police I raped her.
And then it and they think I'm crazy.
Yeah.
This is my history.
Women accuse sexual misconduct when they're in a defense.
And she did this to me.
And I had to go show the police got involved.
And I had to go to like prove to the police and the court like that this never happened.
She ended up, guess what happened?
And I'm getting proven that she was lying.
She didn't.
She should be arrested.
No, she should be absolutely arrested.
No, that is nothing happened.
Unacceptable.
She should be arrested.
She did a false rape accusation.
I'm used to this kind of shit.
I'm way ahead of everyone on this.
I've seen this happen a million times before.
And here's the problem: you look at that and you go, nothing happened to her.
And that's why I'm against feminism because she should have gone to jail.
She should have gone to jail.
She absolutely know husband, so fuck her.
That's her own problem.
Her judicial system is already skewed towards women.
They get lower sentences for the same crimes and all that stuff.
And everybody's like, oh, it's institutionally racist.
No, it's institutionally racist.
We should punish women harder because they should be in the kitchen.
Before we go over the next four, I have to say this.
I promised my boy I would do this.
So John Doyle, the boys a gown for each other, gave me the best birthday gift ever.
I have not had any of this for a while.
And not because of personal choices where I've decided to just live a healthier lifestyle, but also two, he gave it to me because he went and actually skirted embargoes and international trade bans.
This is a true story.
Disease-based.
Because he's really cool and he's very proud of himself.
And I'm proud of him too.
And he actually went and got one of the most top quality, most amazing, and one of the most beautiful bottles of imported banned Russian vodka delivered to the offices here.
Go to the dog over there.
It's just because the dog's there.
The most, the top.
No, the best.
Genuinely.
And I was so grateful.
And he wanted to give it to us on the show, but everyone took one celebratory half shot before, of course, yeah, quarter.
You can give me some now, Elijah.
Yeah, but I told him because he wanted to give on the show that I'd give him a shout out.
This is like, yeah, that's like, it's like the dog drank it.
So that's why he's all tired.
But I meant this genuinely as a really nice thing: is that this was like crazy because this is one of the greatest gifts men could do.
Because number one, he skirted bands.
He knew this was a big deal.
And he wanted to give one of the cleanest and best bottles.
And I told him, guess what?
We will take a shot on the show for you to tell people what you did for us.
So I don't know how we're doing.
I can't get up.
Can I?
Josiah can grab it.
Second, can you grab it?
Also, by the way, I want to highlight that these are actually Zelensky's tears.
Yes.
So we have a few more videos.
She's a cup right here.
I have a cup.
Here, you can pour more in my drink and I'll make her thicker.
Everyone here is 21.
It's completely fine.
We just were to do this for a birthday.
I identify as 17.
It is our birthday.
Can you pour her?
It's now my birthday, too.
Bro, I guess I have to.
I need to pour that.
Here you go.
We're buying a bit.
Look, it's like an online air appearance.
Can you get her, please?
There you go.
Look at that ass.
Can I have it in my hand?
I'm holding the dog.
Josiah, can you grab that?
I can hold it.
Men cannot get sexually harassed.
Such fake news.
All right.
Did we just say how awesome my dog is?
Literally so good.
He's a man.
He knows where his husband crossed.
Yes.
All right.
We're doing this because we stand for Russia because we're not disgusting.
You can go take that back over there.
Josiah, can you grab this?
Take that back.
Just leave it in the back over there.
There because I don't need this on my table anymore.
Thank you very much, sir.
Zelensky's tears taste better than anything.
Just here so much.
Yeah, so we're just going to do a quick.
I'm going to let you guys both.
I'm going to let you guys both give a toast.
Isabella, give me a toast, please.
Just a daddy Vladdie.
Like, most women want to be invaded, like from Daddy Vladdie.
Just a thing.
Elijah's been my friend for a while, and here's the loyalty.
Right to Elijah.
I love loyalty and respect.
That's all I ask for.
That's all I ask for, too.
Very smooth This microphone's attacking me, as always.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay, we have video number four.
It's a man's world.
Let's go and let's watch that.
I have actually been thinking this for so long.
And women really are living in easy mode these days.
You see, after we get back from work in which we do jobs where we do the same work as men, but get paid way more, we can use that money to buy products that society built literally just for us.
Like pepper spray and mace and daggers disguised as lipstick and those necklaces and those rings with the GPS devices in them that can text your family members where you are and pass them and also call the police at the same time.
And oh, those scrunchies that you can put on top of your drink so it doesn't get drugged when you go out.
And then also that nail polish that you wear that you can dip inside your drink so that it can tell you if it has already been drugged.
And I know it is so hard to be a man because sometimes we wear makeup and it's like, wait a minute, I don't think you really look like that.
And also sometimes the flirting that we used as a survival tool we used to get other things.
It's terrible.
Women are awful.
And we're just throwing out here the easy free life.
She's awful.
Well, so hard being awful.
She needs to lose weight.
But here's the problem with this.
Nobody's raping her.
She doesn't have, nobody's drugging her.
She doesn't have to dip her fake fingernail polish in anything.
She wishes that some.
I'm just saying.
Time stamp, please, Josiah.
Time stamp.
Thank you.
Every time I talk, time stamp.
At least it's not me.
I'm just saying.
Okay, I'll shut up.
No, no, no.
I will speak when unspoken to.
This is a pre-recorded show for a reason.
And yes, that's this literally this show is called Speak When Speaker.
Orange Woman Bad.
That's a good podcast name for the girl, Speak When Spoken To.
It is.
That is good.
And a man came up with it.
That's how you know it's good.
So good.
By the way, that is our thing.
That is.
By the way, I've helped.
Speaking of spoken to me.
I've talked about six very successful podcasts that I will never mention because of NDAs helped create their names and their structure.
And I've helped create a lot of shows because we're familiar with them.
And we will pay you back in the same way as everyone else.
Dude, I create shows and I make shows and people try to just people try to always take me down in my life like years, government, federal government.
And you know what?
The federal government tried in 2021 to take me down.
If we beat the federal government, what else can we beat?
Anything.
Anything.
We can beat ourselves off, too.
A dumb bitch.
Yeah.
Well, we've done that before, too.
Yeah.
They're just dead now.
Yep.
Okay, so yeah, but I meant like it's a man's world.
Like, here's the problem, too.
And I mean this genuinely.
It should be a man's world.
Can we just be fair?
It is a man's world.
He's a denial.
It's not a problem.
But it is.
And that's the problem.
It's the same thing with race where it's like, like, it's like the white world.
No, but it's like, but it's like a white man entering into a black man's world and wondering why he got jumped or like acted stupid.
Like a white guy could easily live in a black person's world if he doesn't act like he would in a white person's world.
Meaning you can go into a black part of town.
If you walk around with a Rolex on, be like, hello, sir, how are you doing?
And like, you're going to get jumped.
Okay.
Like, New York's a good example of the mix.
Philly.
Yes, but it's like where there's nobody's world.
It's just what neighborhood you're in.
You walk into a nice part of town, you're probably good.
You walk into a bad part of town, you're going to get jumped.
I love the TikTok dance move for whenever a song says the N-word, they're like, that's the dance move.
Have you seen that?
I don't know.
It's so funny.
TikTok is way too much.
I love TikTok.
I'm sorry.
But I meant with the guy's world is that it is a man's world.
And you know what's crazy is that, like, I mean, this genuinely with my wife.
Like, I woke up today.
You know what my wife told me?
She's an angel.
Are you ready for this?
It's my birthday.
She really helped me.
Really is a fucking besides offering me a hand in life, but I mean in general, in general, is that she goes, and I love this.
She goes, you know what?
You do everything that I need out of a man.
She goes, everything.
You provide for me.
You love me.
You care about me.
Even last night, very well.
Asterisk, very well.
But I mean this as a genuine thing from a woman.
Because all that aside, she just goes, it's the whole package, I feel like.
I feel like women look a very holistic picture and they can see where there's something missing, but they can see the picture together.
They may micromanage.
Right.
But they go, they go, she told me, she goes, you know, nothing will take me from you.
No matter what mistake you could make in life, no matter how poor you ever get, I've seen you in your poorest.
I've seen you in your saddest, whatever.
No one is in between us.
She goes, I love you.
I'll never leave you.
I'm never going to go away from you.
It's because he provides love.
It doesn't matter what he does.
He provides love and reassurance to her.
And because he does that, she respects him and she will never go.
She tells me that.
She goes, she goes, no one loves me.
She goes, no one in the world has ever loved me like you do.
And I mean that.
Love comes first.
Men have to give love for women to give respect.
And guys, trust me, this.
I'm telling you the little things.
This is true.
Look, and every woman's different, but they're all the same.
And I mean this.
They are all the same.
So like Josiah knows this.
My mom taught me this.
She said, your father buys me fresh flowers every Sunday.
I wish.
And he always looks.
Waste of money.
He always looks.
But here's the key thing.
It's the thought that matters.
They just die and it's a waste of money.
No, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
That's not what I'm saying.
No, you have to kill a lamb to atone for your sin in the temple.
You have to kill a flower in order to show someone beautiful that you'll kill a beauty to make for a beauty.
And here's the thing is that, yeah, flowers are cringe and gay if you buy cheap ones.
But when you take time to look for the flowers, we did that together.
Yeah, I look, I look.
I get her flowers every week.
I'm always helping her out.
There's so many little things that women look at the little things.
So if there's ever a mistake or someone gets mad at you or you get mad, they will forgive you because they go, you know what?
I know that you care.
And women want to see that you care, that you value them.
And I believe genuinely that they go, you know what?
Even if you said something that made me feel unvalued in the moment, if the over-archetypical narrative is that I can tell you are in my corner, that's important.
I have a guy.
I had a guy once.
I had a bad layover here in Dallas, right?
And he was like, don't worry about it.
Just change your flight to the morning.
I know they keep delaying your flight.
And he was like, I went to the store and I got you your shampoo and conditioner that you like just so that you can come here and take a shower.
Non-expensive little things.
It was the fact that he freaking went out of his way and did that because he knew it was important to me, right?
It's like that little thing.
And I would have done anything for that person, right?
But can we say that Kez did that yesterday?
Kez is like literally.
Kez is like actually an angel.
That's a difference.
I go, Kez, come over and take a shot.
Let's go have a birthday here.
And you know what she says?
No, I'd like to have everyone over.
I'd like to go get some groceries, clean up the house, invite some people over to the house because she's a woman and she wants that.
And I mean that genuinely with the guys, which is why like this was so funny is that women, and I mean this in a way that is so respectful with Kez, like I purposely put my best friend as my wife on my personal Instagram because that deflects the hoes from trying to get into the DMs, right?
Because they will pop in, believe it or not.
So just saying that does.
And I mean that genuinely.
I don't.
But you admit too that both of you make mistakes and you're not perfect.
Correct.
But I don't mean my spouse is actually my best friend because I don't believe spouses are friends.
I believe they're your spouse.
That's a different thing.
But I mean that, but I mean that in genuine, just like gay means happy, but it doesn't in our culture.
You have to use sometimes words to make sense to people.
But I mean this in a real world is like, no one can get in the way of my marriage because we don't have a traditional marriage in terms of our society, in terms of like, we're not based on real marriage.
It's real.
No one has a traditional marriage.
I'm sorry.
We're bound for life.
But we're bound for life.
And I mean this.
So guys don't realize what women want.
I don't tell my wife, you know, everything I think and feel and everything.
We communicate.
We're on the same page.
I just tell her everything's going to be fine.
We're good.
And we work on it.
And I always fight every battle.
There's a pickney guy feminist.
This is satire.
But of course, they don't get what women want.
And when guys, this is the key thing.
Women say what they want, and that's not what they want.
So, women will never verbalize what they want.
They want you to fight for them.
They communicate what they want by how they react.
They want you to be an alpha.
They want you to fight for them.
They want you to do the grandiose gestures and stop.
No, but I'm not, but I mean that is a genuine thing.
It's like women, women want, like, if you let a woman, this is our whole culture's problem, feminists.
If you let society run the way women want it to run, they're unhappy.
And that's the nature of women.
They're subversive.
And they fight against the way that it should be.
And so feminism is fighting against that actual nature.
And so like guys go, oh, women want a guy who's sensitive and bends to them and is totally within the world.
That's the wrong note.
A guy who's mad at you and it fucking gives you shit and it causes problems.
A woman will chase after him for a million years.
If he doesn't tell me to shut up, then I don't want it.
Yeah, literally, stop.
All right, let's play that video number five.
Tell me you're a male feminist without telling me you're a male feminist.
I'll start.
So I have this friend, McKenna, great girl.
She was dating this guy named Tanner.
Not a great guy.
He would disrespect her.
He would not treat her like the queen she was.
He would cheat on her, probably.
Didn't have any direct evidence of that part, but I'm sure he did.
And I would remind her of this daily.
And finally, she broke up with him.
So I'm hanging out with her after, and she goes, Cole, I wish I could find a guy just like you.
So naturally, I made a move on her.
And she rejected me.
Oh my god.
Excuse me?
You wish you could find a guy just like me?
Bitch, I am me.
Hook up with me.
I've been putting in the time.
I deserve this.
You owe me.
I'm just going to keep going for the bad boys.
Then you're going to keep getting your heart broken and you'll deserve it.
You need to go for the good guys like me.
Nice guys like me.
Just give me a chance and let me show you how nice I am.
I will be so much fucking nicer to you than the other guys.
Just let me show you how fucking nice I can be.
You stupid bitch.
God damn it.
That gives me a visceral reason.
No, male feminists are the biggest creeps.
They're the biggest creeps.
That was.
This is a little longer because it's the birthday special.
So we're like, we're just hanging out.
That is the one that's going to be a little bit different.
You know what I realize is we're actually all friends in this room.
So as much as I don't like to be friends with women because I don't believe it's possible.
Well, identify as male.
We're as close to it as possible.
Yeah.
I mean, we're friends.
We're your tokens.
You always have my back, Elijah.
To be fair, we're more like family.
And we have Elijah's back.
I was like, yes, and sometimes the front.
But I also mean this in a, no, but I meant that we're all like family in the terms of like, I live like that too.
And I just respect in the terms of like, I've realized this as a guy is that like.
That's like going to make me cry.
Like I'm like, I'm getting emotional about that.
I'll tell you why.
And like, this is me being feminine.
Because.
Go be feminine.
I know, I know, I know.
But like, Jesus Christ, like, yeah, men do bad things and they cheat and they do awful things and they break your heart.
So do women.
So do women.
They do.
They do.
But like that psycho, like nobody wants.
That's like I'm going to like shoot you in your sleep one night.
Like, no, it's like, it's like they expect something.
There is that two dichotomies anymore.
There is that man that like thinks like every next swipe and every next chick is the right chick or like the next flavor of the week.
That is one extreme.
And then he's the other.
Like, I don't want that either.
I don't want, I don't, I don't.
Have you ever seen a TikTok video where like the comments between men and women on it on an instance?
Like the boys are just the boys.
The girls are the girls.
But also do we have to respect God and know that there's differences.
But also like, I think as a society is that we have not gotten to a place where men can be men, women can be women.
So when women act like women, men freak out.
But women ruin themselves.
Women are sleeping with people.
And here's the thing.
It's like a collective action problem, right?
It's like wearing high heels too.
Not that I don't like high heels because I do because they make people call me a bitch, but they may, listen, nobody wears more high heels than me.
My point is it's a collective action problem, right?
So, women started sleeping with men, right?
And so, they'll just leave because if you're not sleeping with them, then they'll go find somebody that is sleeping with them.
So, then everybody's sleeping with everybody because but women hate men and then at the same time try to do everything that men do, right?
And then they try to be home, they try to become everything they supposed to be.
They try to make it sexual, they try to make it sexual, they try to become in the power positions that they claim that men are in, which they are wrong, it's wrong, and but we are, I feel like we're forced in this.
Like, I women are these the women that I know that don't want to be this feminist thing, they're forced in this position where they feel like they have to be I don't feel anything.
You're different, you're just a quirky whole other you, not like the other girls, but like first time someone encountered my micro penis, but like women feel anything women don't women don't want to like have sex with people unless they're in love, they don't want to be freaking they don't want to do those things, but I feel like a lot of them feel forced because of society.
And I feel like it's these crazy subset of women that are pushing it, it's women that are destroying themselves.
If we all band together and stop sleeping with dudes, they would stop playing us like empowering and showing my nipples and growing armpits for they would stop it pushes for armpits.
That's even the conservative women.
There are so many conservative, LARPing women out there that say they want this and they and that, but they're the first ones to be free.
We know we're talking, but they're all going hoeing around, they're sleeping with dudes, having one-night stance, right?
Like, no, that's not okay.
They're tinos tried in name only.
No, like, if you just if we just all band together and like no, I don't together with women, I know they don't destroy themselves.
I don't together in the right way, band together in the godly way, band together in like I'm never gonna have sex with you before we're married.
Band together in that, like, I'm gonna do the right thing and I'm gonna like take care of my man and love him and respect him.
Things will change.
Like, it has to start with women because women have taken over.
It's not a patriarchy yourself.
I wish it was a patriarchy.
America would be thriving.
Yeah, we are.
That's a whole other conversation.
We're not a patriarchy anymore.
That's what they say.
Oh, the patriarchy.
No, it is not been for you.
Women are the most empowered in the patriarchy.
I will say this in conclusion.
We're going to keep ripping in on these people because it's true.
Feminism has destroyed this country.
It's destroyed everything.
We are divided.
Race, I'm down for that to be divided by.
I'm just kidding.
No, but I meant feminism has destroyed women.
But the sex thing is stupid.
We should be working together.
I compliment my wife.
She compliments me.
These are my friends here.
And I mean that as you know, women.
These are my family people that are in our circle.
Kez is very good friends with Isabella and, of course, with Lisa.
And we're all very close.
I don't have emotional deep conversations with either.
She does.
No, nobody.
We love Kez.
But I met no with Kez.
I mean, she loves you guys.
And we love you both.
And that being said, you know, obviously, if you're this far in the podcast, it means you love it.
If you didn't love it, you better hit that like button.
If you don't love it, five-star reviews, do all the things.
Yes, subscribe, leave a five-star review.
So many of you guys watch every episode, but you don't subscribe because it's two days a week.
But leave the review everywhere you can find them.
You might get it read on the show.
Before we read the reviews, Isabella, thank you so much for coming on.
Where can people find you and follow you?
You can find me on Twitter at IsabellaRileyUS and Instagram, Isabella Riley USA.
And that's pretty much it.
And I spew a lot of wisdom on my Twitter.
So I really recommend that you follow it.
So yeah.
And we are going to start show what's our new name going to be.
I already forgot it because I'm a stupid woman.
It is that.
It is that.
Yeah.
And we're going to find you, Lisa.
Thank you so much for coming on.
We love you always.
I love you too.
Only really rarely on Twitter at Lisa Elizabeth and Instagram because I guess I've been doing most of my tell her to post more.
Stop being weird.
Underscore Lisa Beth underscore.
Yeah, I've been a little absent from social media simply because I've been relaxing.
Can I tweet for you?
You could tweet for me.
Can I tweet for you?
You don't need to prove anything.
You can tweet for me.
Do you want my phone to tweet for me today?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do not get me suspicious.
I would never.
Okay.
Josiah's gonna be at monitoring that.
Ew, I know.
Let me tell you, if you leave a couple reviews, we already have this one.
You can leave a review.
You might get read on the show.
We have this one.
Elijah, you have the best conservative podcast ever, and every day it gets better and better.
And I don't get it because it's not a conservative podcast.
And everyone just always tells us that it is.
It's a factual right.
No, like I like any of the podcasts.
Like we started in the center in terms of this.
No, we started in the center and we decided to seek the truth.
Unfortunately, for most people, the truth is right-wing.
The truth is orange.
Yeah, the truth is.
Look at the skin.
Remove.
Yeah.
She's a titty tern.
It's an intern who just tries to show their boobs for clicking.
Skin turns.
Skin turn.
I wish I had the boobs for that.
Yeah.
We all do.
All right.
It says Elijah is the best conservative podcast.
By the way, GetFluck is on the show.
He's coming back.
I remember when you guys would collab and troll at the Liberals in LA.
Amazing stuff you guys did back then.
And it's true.
And you know what?
We've always been, again, I hate political pronouns in terms of like, look, we are a podcast.
That's why people go to Tim Dylan.
Oh, Tim Dylan, make your podcast right-wing.
Oh, Elon Musk, make Twitter right-wing.
How about this?
We fight for constitutional rights.
I'm saying, we fight for the constitutional rights.
That's a whole other conversation, but we don't need to get it.
No.
And here's the thing.
You are a summation and people see what you are.
If the Constitution worked, would we be here today?
This is how I finished.
This is women's problem.
We just keep interrupting men all the time.
Okay, are you?
Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a constitutional simp.
If the Constitution worked, would we be here today?
No, the Constitution was here.
You're leaning only on the show because you're good looking.
The Constitution.
It's like, oh, your ideas.
I invited you on for your ideas.
Obviously, otherwise you'd be a rhino.
I'm tiring out.
The Constitution only works.
Original thoughts.
Wisdom.
The Constitution only works for a virtuous society, and we have lost that.
Correct.
And so if we went back to a virtuous society, the Constitution would work.
However, we don't have that anymore.
So my point being is that we're fighting.
I meant this podcast is whatever the truth is, and we're going to keep doing it till it sets us free.
Keep following and subscribing.
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Anyways, thank you so much to my guests, Isabelle O'Reilly and Lisa Reynolds, which are required by the state to say in accordance with my teleprompter.
Have a great rest of the week.
I'm Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 host from Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
