Celebrating Black History Month With John Doyle | Ep 224
Inspired by Scary Movie 3, Elijah and John Doyle emulate the true spirit of a "wangster". The diversity coalition returns and we read a new word from the "drag dictionary" as we educate the masses on different sexualities and cultures.
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The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids!
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And that's why we brought you on because this is exactly your place of expertise.
True.
And I just got to say, when you see that video that we start out for our blind viewers of, you know, just these young people taking initiative, doing their best to get the best.
I have to say, if I was going to rob a store, it probably wouldn't be T-Mobile, but I don't know.
I think it's interesting because like all we really can do is just watch and we can film it and we can kind of share it around and it'll be on Twitter and everyone says like, oh, look at this interesting thing I saw.
And that's like what it has been reduced to.
People don't view it necessarily as crime, even though it is, or they don't view it necessarily as like, you know, unbecoming behavior.
They just view it as like, oh, look at this interesting thing I saw.
Like to the average person in America, that is about the same in terms of the footage as like, oh, I saw, you know, two deer and they were like walking across the street.
That's so interesting.
And it's like, no one actually wants to talk about these problems and address them honestly.
Like all they want to do is just like videotape and be like, wow, that's so weird.
But like they know that if they got involved and they're like, hey, stop that.
Well, first of all, it's like, you know, are you really going to risk that for T-Mobile?
Probably not.
But then it's like, also, why do you even have to risk it?
Like, why are we living in a society where it is a risk to want to maybe tell people like, hey, maybe don't steal things.
And I would say that there was more similarities back then, especially with Christian nations and whatnot with accountability and things like stealing.
When you decriminalize it, it's like, that's why you go, well, they're not really damaging anybody because they're just like stealing something less than $1,000.
But of course, like, you know, now with inflation, $1,000 worth of product is like two bananas and maybe like a t-shirt because things have gone up so high.
When people loot, they forget they don't just take the stuff.
It's called a smash and grab for a reason.
They break the casings.
They actually like destroy the store.
When I see vandals, that's actually what I dressed up as.
I know you were asking earlier why I was dressed like this.
I was dressed like a Philadelphia looter because when I was in Philadelphia, a lot of people were dressed like this as they were looting.
And I just wanted to jump in and say to them, just because you hurt me doesn't mean that I can't embrace it.
And I got to tell you guys about that.
Remember, I did get jumped.
Bad things have happened.
And of course, I do have a prop gun here.
This is not a real firearm, by the way.
And if you might notice, what I actually have it in is my concealed carry from Northwest Retention.
I mean, the iron law of nature is that you are responsible for your own safety, bottom line.
And we live in a society where that is becoming increasingly apparent to people.
And, you know, if you can make a several hundred dollar investment, and it wouldn't even be that much, by the way, in your own safety, you never have to worry about it again because you never know when it's going to happen.
Savannah, but you, but we were talking about this too, because obviously you've been in Philadelphia.
You've seen a lot of this stuff too with the looting and whatnot.
It is really crazy how in some major cities and metropolitan areas, we've accepted crime as sort of like being a necessary symptom or like result of diversity.
Like I'm not joking.
Like there's never like an all-white neighborhood where they're like, yeah, like we just accept like this.
And I feel like it really does a disservice to minorities or to people when you're like, yeah, well, hey, Lena, let the black people loot the black people.
And a lot of the stores actually are Asian-owned, which is your people too.
But I mean, a lot of them are Asian-owned and they get, they get completely cleared out, even Hispanic.
In black neighborhoods, there's a lot of like Hispanic and Asian-owned, like entrepreneurs, first generations.
And there's sort of been this acceptance of like, well, like I find that to be a sort of a racist assumption of like, that's just what these people do.
Like that's what that's, that's literally why they changed the law.
And that's why I've been saying this since he got fortified into the office, but I almost prefer that he's president now.
Like there was something about why.
Well, seriously, because there was something about Trump being president that was like wrong.
No, no, no.
The point being that the country, like every other institution, whether it's the media or the universities or anything, it's all like a joke.
And so the icing on that cake has to be like the guy who's supposedly the cheerleader and the leader of the free world, he has to kind of fit that model.
You know, when it was Trump, it seemed like almost wrong.
And I was happy to have Trump in office and I'm excited for him to return to office.
But it's like, we almost deserve to have Joe Biden as a president because we've allowed for everything else to become so bad that it just makes sense that he would be the president in 2020.
And like, I'm sorry, but with the mask thing, like if it's 2022 and if you're still wearing a mask, it's theater or you're mentally ill or both.
Like if you're still thinking that these things are the pathway and the key to getting out of the pandemic, like if you haven't figured out what's going on yet and you haven't figured out this is all theatrics, I mean, I look at this and my heart kind of breaks because you go, like this country had so much potential.
And from Jekyll Island until now, right?
The infiltration of our entire country from every institution, what's become of our nation, what we've developed into.
I mean, the fact that we have like, we have months where we celebrate certain races.
I mean, I don't know.
I find it kind of degrading.
And then it also makes me sad too, because it's like, there's nothing to aspire to be.
If like the greatest thing you could be in a country is like the president of the United States, it's like, one day I hope a black man will become president.
And they said that that would change the whole course of the country.
Honestly, Elijah, though, I just do want to say like as one of the biggest proponents for a potential white history month, the fact that it does not happen every single year is the biggest letdown.
And it's really hard to have to cope with the fact that it never happens.
And like, and like, if it's white person's day, let's figure this out.
So if we have a white day, it's like, that's the one day where like everyone needs to read the labels of their food to see what's like what chemicals are putting into their body.
It's a good start.
Like, hey, like start thinking about like what you're feeding your kids.
So get up, look at the food in your pantry.
This is like how it's productive.
Rather than just being like a racial thing, it's like everyone gets up and starts thinking like, is the food I'm feeding my kids poison?
Is the wick food?
Is the government food?
Is the food that I'm buying my family members, anything like that?
It's either me hating one white man or like other white men complicating her life or you, John, you know, like thinking about you consistently and just like wishing that you would give her a shot.
You know, I have such a soft spot in my heart for the days that I spent.
This would have been like 2012, 2013.
And I had just gotten late my Xbox 360, right?
A staple of white suburban culture.
And, you know, I'd be playing Call of Duty 2, I think, with the black eyes.
Zombies and you do like the train.
Dude, I will never forget how much fun it was to like, there was the map.
I think it was called Train or something or Transit.
That was it, Transit.
And it was the first map where you would go to different locations and you could like leave people behind like at different locations and totally screw them over.
That was so much fun.
Simultaneously, another staple of white suburban culture, arguing with your mom about when dinner time was.
This was so much fun.
It was like, Johnny, dinner's ready.
I'm like, mom, I can't pause an online game.
Well, you have to come.
Like, what difference does it make if the food is cold?
I'm still going to eat it.
It was like a whole thing.
So that's probably how I'd spend my white people day.
I'd probably try to recreate that scenario.
I'd get my bunk beds back, get the Xbox 360 and get my mom.
Yeah, like, hey, can we all just agree to not like rob people, not threaten people?
And everyone can just walk down the street safely and that we can like just like act like we live in a suburban neighborhood.
You know what I mean?
Like, can we all, can we all just, can we, cause maybe if everyone just for once could see that your neighborhoods don't have to be like this, then perhaps we could all get along better.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
And also with no GMOs for the day.
But that's that's pretty basic.
That's all I'm asking for people to not hurt each other and steal each other's things.
I mean, like, and this is really the tragedy of black America is that as they believe they've made so much progress throughout society since the civil rights movement in the last like 60 or 70 years, virtually by every metric, they've denigrated.
I mean, whether it's the rate of homeownership, the ratio of like imprisonments in terms of 1960 versus now, like how many black people per capita are in prison, everything has gotten worse or has stayed like the same, but they think that they've made progress and they think that they need more progress.
And concurrently to that, their cities, well, not even their cities, but American cities, which they occupied, were completely destroyed.
Like this is so weird that all of a sudden we know to like stay out of the cities.
And like, yeah, you go downtown for an event, but then, you know, you don't want to like live in the city unless it's like in the downtown area.
But when you get into like the radius of it, that's like the area that you want to stay out of.
And like, that's very new.
But that's as a result of all these policies and of the civil rights movement.
And so it's just really unfortunate that these people still have this sort of mentality that they would rather like outsource the responsibility to white people.
Like, oh, you guys did this to us.
And it's like, that's not exactly what happened.
And the solution to the problem that is even more difficult to kind of get these people to buy into is that you actually need basically to militarize these neighborhoods because you're never going to have economic opportunity that you used to have in these cities when there's crime because businesses have no incentive to open because they're not getting foot traffic.
There's theft, whether that's in terms of merchandise or of like literal like robbery.
And it's like they have no incentive to open.
That's why we've poured so much money into grants and things like that to try to incentivize businesses to open up in these neighborhoods.
And still even then, they don't want to.
So you can debate whether or not, you know, poverty is what causes crime or crime is what causes poverty.
Bottom line is that we have an under-incarceration problem in this country.
They say, oh, we have too many people in prison.
No, we actually have too few people in prison.
You look at all these people who come out.
They have rap sheets that are that are dozens of pages long and then we still let them out and they go on to reoffend.
You need to lock these people up to make these communities safer.
And then maybe one generation, two generations from now, they can return to a state of relative stability.
And I'm, well, but I was going to say this, check this out on my screen here.
It's like, you talk about militarizing people.
I think that sounds like, you know, it's racist or something.
It's like, even in Canada, they're considering getting the military involved to end the downtown occupation, aka the trucker protest, which we stand behind.
They're trying to get the military involved in this.
And I was like, for your entire life, for 26, 27 years, you've had to hear all the, ooh, a boot, ooh, A, all the jokes from Americans.
And now look who's actually like standing up against the tyranny?
The Canadians.
And this is why, you know, I talk about this on my channel a lot.
You have to stop buying into the politically correct tribalism.
You have to stop making jokes about Canadians and about Europeans and stuff like that.
Like make the jokes if you want, but understand the reason that those are the jokes that are funny and those are the jokes that are trending in the meme algorithms.
Oh, Italians have pasta sauce for blood is because racist jokes never stop being funny, but they're trying to get you to redirect that energy towards Europeans.
But you can't say that about Mexicans.
You can't say that about Chinese people, about any other race of people.
The Canadian men, I mean, like, these are fundamentally like, you know, there's a different culture, obviously.
They tend to have a different strain of politics up there, but it's like they still recognize tyranny when they see it.
And they're standing up against that.
So it's like, these are our friends.
We need to stop making fun of them just because of these like minor cultural differences, which yes, are funny, that they talk with the front of their mouth like this.
That's hilarious.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm from the Midwest.
Okay, dear bud.
Like, I understand, but it's still at the same time.
Well, New York did pretty good during the trash issue when they couldn't pick up the trash that they all got together and they took truckloads of trash and threw it into the governor's or the mayor's mansion.
Did you see that?
Like just like just like pounds and pounds of bags, just like out of trucks.
And I thought it was really good.
I do say this, though, too.
Like with the racism thing, though, like you said, I think that the whole point is to divide us, but also in terms of our country too.
I think it's a psyop on black people to like make them consistently everyone to feel like we're so different rather than in this country.
We do all benefit from everyone doing well.
We genuinely do, right?
I don't want my cities to be to feel like I can't go into them.
Not because of anybody in particular, but just because of looters, right?
I don't like the fact that with Black Lives Matter, that all the police had to do was give one stand down order.
And every city, pretty much major city in the United States, was able to be completely overtaken and overrun simply by because they just didn't aggressively police enough.
That's essentially what happened.
If anyone wants to know how BLM riots actually happened, it always happened that there was a protest and then police were given a stand down order and then the police didn't police the protest.
So then everyone realized they could loot and the police didn't do anything about it.
I don't know if you guys knew that.
That's literally how it all happened.
If you ever want to know this, that's why the cities can be sued.
I'm talking to Rikita when he comes down here about suing Philadelphia and Wisconsin for my damages and putting me in danger and everything because they also do stand down orders, which I think was illegal.
And I got hurt in the process of them failing to police their own cities.
So we're working on that.
But I will say this: there's this mom who was upset because she says that her kids are being taught from a young age.
Like, where does this come from?
Where does this great divide come from, right?
Well, it starts usually in the institutions and in the schools because people have let the state raise their children rather than raising them themselves.
It's the same mockery with the Italians that's been homeschooling.
Oh, you're homeschooling because you must be anti-social.
Oh, your kid must be a loser.
Or like, oh, you have to homeschool because he's special, like because he's autistic or something.
He needs extra help.
Or also, too, like, you can't teach your own kids.
What are you?
You're not a credentialed teacher.
It's like that same pandemic rhetoric of like, you, you don't know what could treat your common cold because you're not a doctor.
This is like one of the biggest lessons from the pandemic.
Like the only reason that we're psyoped into thinking doctors are smart is because we would like to think that the people who are in charge of health are like, the smartest people.
But they're not.
I mean, you look at how many people die because of like accidental things going on, 250 000 in the United States per year also are killed from malpractice.
Yeah, and it's like you're not intelligent.
First, you can look at too, the uh, the like qualifications necessary to get into med school and things like that.
You're not intelligent and you're memorizing information that was written in a textbook that was paid for by big pharma.
So it's like also, stop pretending.
You did it because you really care.
You did it because you know doctors make a lot of money.
Oh they oh dude, you want to hear the best thing, heroes I. My favorite thing is when you're in like biology 101 or like or maybe it's 201, depending on if you went to like AP, you know biology or whatever and you go into to to school and then they have like your intro class right, and it's like you know your first big lecture.
There's like 180 students to 500 students, whatever school you go to, and they'll like ask you um, like I, when I went to UC, Irvine and I was in like my, my biology course, I it was too big to ask the questions.
But when I went to ZUSA Pacific University, it was, like you know, private school, so it was a little bit smaller.
It's like 80 kids in the lecture.
So they were like in this like breakout group, like why do you want to, why are you studying biology and everyone's.
Like I just want to help people.
You know, I really want to.
Like you know, I've I've always had a passion for medicine and I remember like the biggest respect that I ever had was this, like one chick that was just like yeah, you know, I looked at the jobs and like I'm, I can kind of take tests well, and I saw they make a lot of money and so this is what I'm doing, I'm and like it was so funny because all these people like by the time it push came to shove and you realize how effing hard it is to get like even just an undergrad degree in.
Like in like organic chemistry or like molecular biology or one of these things that you can't just party and hot chicks and stuff.
Like you actually really got to put your time in um, that's true.
Like, if you're like a surgeon or like a specialist, i'm sure that you're, you know, an intelligent person, but i'm i'm tired of listening to these like, no, they do it for the money.
I'm saying like, but by like the third or fourth year, people finally admit like this, like people will finally be like studying, like I better make a lot of money.
I don't like listening to like these, these physicians that go on tick tock talking about you have to listen to me because I have a piece of paper and it's like, no, I don't know, you're stupid actually.
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So, like, yeah, but the psyop that I think is interesting with like the meat and all that stuff is like, obviously, the best part is when they say your kid's going to be weird, what they're saying is your kid is not going to be like the other kids who were raised in a system to act and think a certain way.
Oh, you what?
I'm not going to know what wet-ass music is.
Good.
I'm, I don't want my kid to like that music.
You part of the reason why I'm like not, people always ask me, like, what music are you into?
Like, part of the reason why I'm like, not, I just like good music and I'm like not in this like, oh, dude, I, you know, I had this year and Taylor Swift really got me through it is because, you know, I wasn't around a bunch of kids that were like listening to certain music.
I wasn't even allowed to have like an iPod and I wasn't allowed to have anything.
The point that I'm trying to make here is that if I had stayed in the public school system when I was in preschool, okay, I wasn't even in like real school at this point.
When I was in preschool, I was getting suspended for getting into school fights.
The point that I'm trying to make here is if I wasn't homeschooled, my life would have been very different than it is today.
If I wasn't homeschooled, it would be very difficult for me to delve into the political realm because you do have to be very hungry for education and knowledge every single day.
You have to learn how to do that yourself.
And the education system teaches everybody how to be subservient and pathetic right now.
So all I'm saying is that actually, yeah, I hated homeschooling when I was homeschooled.
Like I hated it.
Me and my mom fought every single day, but as an adult, I'm like, okay, that was definitely necessary.
John, I don't know what you're going to say right now, but actually shut the up.
I feel sometimes a little bit of sadness because I love John on the show so much.
My initial intent was to like bring John down here and have him be like a continual person on the show every week, like have a day like, I don't know, Doyle Fridays.
And it was like supposed to be like a thing.
But then John's too good that I just needed to share him with everyone.
And so I needed to, but it made me kind of sad.
It's like, I wanted, I wanted Doyle to be like the thing on Slightly Offensive that he's just there, but now he's on every show on Blaze and now he works with Blaze professionally.
You can't stop a talented young man from being talented and from getting ahead.
No, but I was going to say, I really do love this because when you have these days too, we're like, we barely made it here because the streets were not cleared.
And we were able to just do this.
We are all real friends in real life.
And to talk about the schooling stuff, obviously the point, the reason why they condemn homeschooling is because they want you to be involved in things like this.
And parents are barely starting to wake up and realize that their kids' education matters.
And you shouldn't trust the state.
You shouldn't trust doctors.
You shouldn't trust the state to raise your kids because they do stuff like this.
Let's play video number two.
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Just want to counteract that.
I actually pulled my daughter out of AM Colt because of the fifth grade teacher who lined those students up from whitest to darkest, made them turn around, and the white ones needed to apologize to the black ones.
Now do not tell me that did not happen.
Okay, in this district, you need to put an end to this.
Kids do not see color, and you are segregating them, and you are separating them.
So the point is, is like I'm saying that they condemn homeschooling, which I think we've seen the largest jump during the.
Can we okay, we need to figure this out family discussion time because we need to come up with some terms here real fast.
I want to stop calling this the pandemic without getting kicked off of other people's shows.
So think of the assumption: I'm not on my show.
I'm on someone else's show where I have to be extra careful how I speak without acknowledging and that they were in a pandemic and saying the truth of what's really going on without directly saying it.
What word do I use for pandemic?
Because you could do scamdemic or plandemic, that wouldn't work on a news show.
That wouldn't work on anything.
They would cut you off immediately.
So my point is, is like, what, what is the phrase for pandemic before I go any further?
In the checkout line an average person at Kroger and you hear someone say the mass propaganda campaign, they're gonna be like what, but if you hear Scamdemic, they're gonna go like I, like that, that's clever.
The point being though, you know these little characters we're doing it is important like, if you're gonna live in a country like this, you have to acknowledge differences and make fun of them, like this is just the bottom line.
I mean like, if you look at like the height of of probably unity in this country it was probably right around after 9-11 and you like look at what was going on in the culture.
I mean you had, like John Cena putting out rap albums and everyone loved it.
You had the Chappelle show.
He was making fun of white people, he was making fun of black people.
You have to do that because if you just ignore those differences and pretend that there are no differences, then everything's kind of starts to get, you know, more tense right, like we start thinking oh, there are differences and we kind of exaggerate them because no one's really talking about them.
So people are polarized, they're isolated, they're kind of left to their own devices to think about.
You know what these people are really like, but if you just make jokes, like you know black people do this, white people do this, like everyone can just kind of exist in in a much more honest and cohesive dynamic than we are now.
Well, that's what i'm saying and that's this is the point.
Is the reason why they they, they mock homeschooling and stuff is because anything that can kind of promote this individualism, this Western identity, this idea of of being your own, this non-collectivist, tribalist thinking, they're against.
And that's the.
The problem is like each family would educate slightly differently.
Every family would think and every kid would be educated according, hopefully, the parent is being sensitive to what their kids understand and what they're good at.
And the goal is to get people into this tribe.
Like they've already done it with black people where it's like they, it's like, oh, they already have, you know, it's a black, the common black struggle.
There's, you know, like one black man dies, we all feel it type of thing.
Dude, next week, John, I got to have you back on and we got to be back in our outfits and have him dress up like that.
I'm going to talk.
I'm going to talk to him.
That's not even a bad idea at all.
And I will let you guys know, I did say we're having that interview with the ex-gay porn star that turned to Christ, but because of weather events and transmission issues, we're going to have to move that to next week.
But it is going to be on the show as well.
And I'm really excited about that because he apparently has a very good testimony and he's been and we've been trying to get him on the show.
So we're very excited about that.
But I do want to say this, yeah, but with the homeschooling thing, like my mom, and what has happened is like, I realize like I was raised, like I didn't have any money, but my mom always told me certain key things.
Like just because we don't have money doesn't mean we don't need to have class.
Like she would explain to me things like that.
She would be like, like, like, you know, for instance, she'd be like, there's little things that you do have control over.
For instance, she'd go, you do not walk on people's lawns.
They have a footpath for a reason.
You always use the footpath.
And I'd go, why?
And she goes, because you are a human being of control.
And this is what class is: is when you don't cut corners, you don't run red lights, you don't do these things, you actually try to follow the laws, somebody, um, on the road.
But I will say, I'm, I will say, on this, we weren't even driving in a lane all the way here.
We were just like, I don't know where we were driving.
We were just somewhere in the middle of the free, like we were just somewhere in the middle of the lanes, at least at some point.
Yeah, it rose up exponentially, which is baffling to me, though.
The fact that people are still sending their children to go get educated by the state and raised by the state, because let's be honest, that's what the education system is.
It's like sending your child to go be raised by the government.
And again, I'm only 25 years old.
I don't have my own kids, but I see this.
How the hell do parents who have children not see this?
Besides that girl teaching them race, like that they're, you know, that racism is the biggest deal in America.
Like anybody who's really focusing on racism has lost the plot because that's just not the issue that our country is facing at the moment.
And if you believe that, you're a sheep.
But also, like with our schooling, the point is, is like, look, boy in cry, boys in crisis.
Schools are failing young males.
Here's what needs to change in the classrooms.
And, you know, when the Biden administration, Kamala Harris said their administration and their focus and the federal focus for grants and most states focus is to focus on minorities and women.
So number one, if you have white kids, if you have male kids, why would you send them to a public school when the focus of the school is literally to help women and to help minorities get ahead, which they're not doing well with the minorities part.
The black people still aren't doing too well in school.
In a lot of these major cities, it's a whole nother fundamental issue.
But the biggest issue for this is, is like, listen to this.
It's like, it's like, imagine being bombarded with a chorus of pay attention, stop fidgeting, don't touch that.
Yet that's what many boys experience in school each day.
It says in a recent, in a recent, I can't, I don't know why it's not letting me exit out of that.
Okay, I can't exit out of that ad.
Oh, there you go.
In a recent New York Times essay, it becomes increasingly hard for them to feel good about themselves.
Thomas Ed Sall reviews a variety of research studies highlighting the plight of young men in the United States.
As a frontline educator who has worked in boys' schools for 30 years and served as a head of boys' school for the past 20 years, I have been an unhappy witness to this dilemma.
Data supports the claim that boys are falling behind and dramatically so.
For example, there's a growing gender gap in high school graduation rates.
According to the Brooklyn Institute in 2018, about 88% of girls graduated on time compared to 82% of boys.
For college enrollment, the gender gap is even more striking with men now trailing women in higher education at record levels.
Last year, women made up 60% of college students, while men accounted for only 40%, according to statistics for the National Student Clearinghouse.
College enrollment in the United States has declined by 1.5 million students over the last five years.
Amazing, with men accounting for 71% of that drop.
Meaning at least people are waking up on the positive side, but realizing the entire education system in this country is made to help girls get ahead because when men don't get ahead and girls do, it destroys the entire country from the inside out.
And it's good that you brought up to the decline in admissions and said that's a good thing, but it's it's like a mixed thing, right?
So it's good because people are not going to college and college is dumb, but it's also because not that they're seeing that college is dumb because of you know the liberal indoctrination or you know the job market, but it's because they don't even feel like they can really like do anything.
Like they really just don't have any ambition.
Like I have so many friends from back home that by every metric would suggest that they're going to like make it, so to speak, but they're just not.
They're just slipping through the cracks.
And it makes you wonder if they grew up in an environment that was advantageous, what's happening to all the guys in the heart of the country.
You know, like I saw something on Twitter.
I think it was a TikTok, but it was on Twitter.
And it was a girl and she was videoing her brother.
And it was like this 15-year-old kid.
And she was like, this is what my brother does all day.
He listens to classical music and he plays like Roller Coaster Builder or something, which is like a game.
I don't know if that's exactly what it's called, something like that, but it requires like a decent amount of like, you know, intelligence to play effectively.
So I remember that I would read like, you know, these very basic arithmetic problems and I would just work ahead in my book because, you know, the agenda would be on the board and it would say we're going up until page like 43.
And so I would just be like, okay.
So my teachers, who were all women, liberal women, they would be teaching the class, you know, how to do these very basic things and it would just like click.
And so I would just go through and we literally had to have a meeting.
This woman was so mad at me for not listening to her, explained how to do things that I already clearly knew how to do that I was like working ahead.
She was like so mad by this that she like literally berated me and we had to have meetings with my parents.
Things like that.
My villain origin story, just realizing that like this school system is designed to punish excellence.
What did it used to be?
The whole university system and school system, broadly speaking, was designed to pick out which kids were, as Aristotle would say, natural aristocrats and help them reach their full potential and change the world in a way that would be positive.
Now it does the opposite.
It punishes that and it teaches children who have the greatest likelihood of being that person that they can't and that there's nothing special about them at all.
It's weird because we're simultaneously taught that we're all special, everything, but at the same time, it's like you're really not.
Because as Dash says in The Incredibles, which is an implicitly right-wing movie, if everyone's super, no one is.
All I was going to say to build up on John's point is that I think about this a lot.
So whenever I was in school, because I did go to public school from kindergarten or preschool to fourth grade, and I used to get punished a lot because I like to talk.
And I specifically remember my teacher putting me in the horseshoe.
So she made a desk, like a whole like entire structure of desks.
And all the bad kids went inside the horseshoe.
All the good kids were on the desks outside of the horseshoe, right?
I was always in the horseshoe.
No matter how much I tried to be good, I never got out of the horseshoe.
And sometimes I think about the fact that my teacher condemned me for talking and now I've made an entire career out of it.
What I was, I didn't know if the tension was in the room because I was very intimidating because of just my outfit and feeling like there was just a lot going on.
I do want to talk about this and I want to get more into the schooling stuff because we have some very interesting parts of this.
I'm going to educate you guys a little more too in our drag dictionary in our own education system, which we're learning every day about.
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And I know that, you know, sometimes, especially when you're young or even as you get older, you need to buy a car or you need to like move places or whatever it is.
Savannah, you know how hard it is just to find a place, right?
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John, and with this, I want to say this.
This is an interesting thing.
Andrew Yang, of all people, has started talking a lot about what's going on with young men in the country.
Now, him being a man himself, he was saying this, like boys are more than two to three times as likely to be diagnosed as having ADHD, five times more likely to spend time in juvenile detention, and a far less likely to finish high school.
In many places, being as good at school is now considered feminine, which is actually true.
70% of U.S. valedictorians were girls.
It doesn't get any better when men become adults.
Average male wages have declined since 1990.
At least one sixth of prime working age men, 25 to 54, are either unemployed or out of the workforce.
More men aged 18, 34 are living with parents than with romantic partners.
That could be seen as based a little bit or like as a good thing, I guess, in society, but we're retiring that word, but still, we'll see.
Economic transformation hasn't helped.
Almost three-quarters of manufacturing workers are were men.
The sector has lost 5 million jobs since 2000.
That's a lot of unemployed men.
The sidelining of this, many boys and men have massive social, political, and economic consequences.
Tyler Cohen calls it the bad men problem.
It's getting tougher and tougher to not fall into this category, addressing it or at least reducing it to a crucial to any positive, positive future.
Now, reading all that, in summary, what is so insane is like with all of this stuff being against men and trying to destroy men and everything that's out there, we could talk about this and we will continue to talk about it for a long time.
But I think that's where it's the most important thing now.
Rather than focusing on race, it's focusing on class and gender is one of the more important things of what's actually going on in our in our country right now where you can get ahead.
Yeah, but I'm saying though, I'm saying because obviously a lot of class issues are happening.
Men are falling behind.
And especially most people that watch this show are men.
Or if you're a woman, you probably love men.
Or if you're gay, you probably love men more than both groups.
But the point of the matter is, is that with this issue with what's going on in our country, is that I was homeschooled and I thrived being homeschooled.
I'm a self-star.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I own a company.
I have employees.
I've always ran my own company.
I've always done my own things.
Everyone in my family was homeschooled.
They're all massively successful people.
Probably I'm the least successful of all of them.
They have like, I'm not going to say which company, but my sister's a top executive at one of the largest companies in America.
And she's doing really well for herself.
My brother is, I'm not going to say what he does, but he owns a huge IT company and a lot of employees doing really well.
My little sister is like, my little sister is becoming, she wants to get married and you know, eventually probably stay home, but she's also like while she's waiting for a husband, she's already like on her, I think she's finished her second master's degree that's going to be working on her doctorate.
You think I'm a big respecter of society and diversity.
But all in all, what I meant is that dude, besides winning most talkative in the senior year and getting my own page with my own page saying the most talkative person.
It's designed to basically be more, I guess, accessible to women.
And even the way that we process information.
And it's like, you see, guys, and if they choose to, they can be perfectly competent and they can excel in the public school system.
But a lot of guys just don't see the value in it.
And so what happens is like, again, you know, you are given a lesson, you memorize the information until there's a test.
You take the test, you pass the test, and you continue.
Like that's all of it.
You know, you don't actually retain a lot of the information.
And so you have all these girls who, because that model is very applicable to them in terms of how their brains are structured, they feel so smug, especially when they see guys like John Doyle, guys like John Doyle and his friends not focusing in class, we're making memes, we're shit posting.
He brought a pistol onto the baseball diamond and he was going to commit suicide.
It was like a whole thing.
It was very scary.
But yeah, and so you see this and you kind of have this attitude.
I call these people Zuckerbergs, by the way, because all of these girls and some of the more feminine guys who they do really well in high school and they think that because they get into like a good school, like university, that means they're going to change the world.
And they're going to be like the next Mark Zuckerberg.
And they think that they're so exceptional and so brilliant.
But you listen to these people talk and they've never had an original idea.
They've never expressed anything about like a particular interest that they really excelled at.
They're all just basically carbon copies of each other.
And so this was really fun for me because, you know, they all had like perfect GPAs and I didn't.
I was somewhere in like the mid-3s because again, I wanted to make memes.
But then we took our SATs, right?
And for those who don't know, you know, a lot of people think, oh, it's just a score.
It's nothing.
Standardized testing is dumb.
It's not.
It's a proxy for an IQ test.
It's highly correlative with your IQ.
It's an intelligence test because they made explicit intelligence tests basically illegal because of racism or whatever.
So the SAT is highly correlated, highly correlated with your IQ, with your future income, with success, all those metrics.
Every time I try to complain about my life, Savannah, John goes, yeah, it must be pretty tough to make a living just talking.
You've got a really hard life.
It's very difficult.
You got to get up and go talk for a couple hours.
But you know what?
You know what, though?
The only hard part is, is that like when you're not taking care of your mind, sometimes like you go like literally crazy where you have to make episodes like this.
Savannah, I'm voting.
You know what Savannah and I talked about?
We were doing TikToks for too long.
Slightly offensive is just getting back to slightly offensive this year where we're just going back to being ridiculous.
Like you were just talking about, where it's just like you're already in a bad place mentally and then you have to go into Twitter and like look at the worst corners of the internet and you're like, RAP, I'm going to go self-delete real quick.
I think it is really important because you, like the most successful people I can think of, or even like, look at someone like Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is a patriot who loves his country.
He always has.
But the reason he wanted to run for president and destroy the ruling class and the establishment wasn't necessarily because he loved his country.
It was more so because he felt like they never took him seriously.
He felt like, despite the fact that he was successful, he was, you know, very influential in media and in business, he didn't quite talk like them, right?
He didn't talk with their level of sophistication.
He was always kind of a New Yorker, and he felt like they never really accepted him into their circles because of that.
And he felt scorned by that.
So it really is important.
I mean, there's nothing men won't do to achieve a personal sense of justice.
I mean, they will literally climb mountains for this.
And so that's kind of like what I've tried to tap into for my like driving force is I see the people in high school who are the class presidents who had their nose in the air.
And I see the same people, that same breed of people, the ruling class now in this country has their nose in the air and they think less of people like us who are just normal.
We just want to make memes.
That's all we want to do.
We would just want to grill.
We want to make memes.
We want to play Xbox and they won't let us.
So my entire mission in life is just to make these people have bad things happen to them when we take power.
Well, I was on board until I was like, no, but you know what I was going to say?
It's like, this is actually one thing to all the people struggling out there, feeling like you don't fit in.
I think we need to talk more about this stuff because that's where the mainstream industry gives these vague things.
Like, a lady gaga, this is a good example, right?
She'll like be at a political rally doing music there.
And she'd be like, this is a song for everybody who feels like you just don't fit in.
You know, you walk around and not no one gets you.
And you know what?
This song's for you.
And that's like everybody in the crowd because then no one really, there's no such thing as genuinely fitting in.
Some people just choose a spot to fit in.
But I do want to say this.
It's like, yeah, it did suck.
Like, especially the fact, think about this.
I told you I have Down syndrome, not autism.
But my studies in school, those were the autistic people.
They really were.
They just sat there and just could be in a lab.
We did labs.
It was a lab, lab-focused career.
And the point is, it's like people would get so mad because I thought college was easy.
I did really, really well in university and even going on to grad school and everything like that.
It was like very, not very difficult for me.
And people would get mad because it's like, I didn't really study, didn't really put in the time, and would always ace the exams and do really well.
And the teachers would get mad because I wasn't like the other students.
And I'd fight them and argue with them and just wouldn't take their shit.
So the point of the matter is, is like, you would get mad because you're like, dude, I'm not like, I'm actually doing better than all of you guys, but no one thinks I'm smart here.
No one cares.
And I don't even think I'm smart because this is, I don't think you're smart by being able to figure out how do you answer multiple choice tests and essays.
This isn't intelligence.
This is just maybe IQ a little bit or something like that.
The ability to resit information.
But it's like when you never really fit in, it's like kind of actually fun because then you get into podcasting and people realize that you are retarded, but you capitalize on your autism or your Down syndrome.
And these are the people who are like, no, because like I need to have this university tell me that I'm like really exceptional or I need to have this school tell me I'm like really exceptional.
They are incapable of like making their own path.
So the path is laid out for them.
Do well in state school.
Do well in state adjacent university.
And they're like, okay.
And then they go and they think that their education is like legitimate when in reality their education is just memorizing like the vocab terms of the regime.
Like they're going to sit down with you at like their 10-year anniversary and be like, critical race theory means this.
And it's like, oh, well, that just sounds retarded.
And you paid like what, 100 grand to learn that?
So it's like really gets down into that dichotomous political understanding of people who want to be left alone versus people who will simply not leave you alone.
And all the people who were like that are still like that now.
And they're the ones who are unfortunately pulling the strings in this country.
By wearing hip padding, for example, you can balance out wide shoulders and change the body shape completely.
Padding is made of foam and is a great tool for drag queens and kings to achieve their desired body shape.
You need to start padding, your butt looks flat.
So the point is, if you need to use padding to change your body shape, this probably means you're in an unnatural state and you're probably doing something that you shouldn't be doing.
That's all I would like to say for that one.
And I'd like to retire that book.
And also, not forgetting too.
At the very end of the show, we also like to raise our kids as activists.
My little looter.
Welcome to my little looter.
This is my little looter.
My little looter.
Today we have the activist kids.
Here's where we at.
Kings are fine for story time.
Knights are fun to play.
But when we make decisions, we will choose the people's way.
LGBTQ, love who you choose because love is true.
Liberate your notions of limited emotions.
Celebrate with pride our links of devotions.
And it has a couple of homosexual children, if that's even real there.
Anyway, thank you so much again for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive, the Best Worst Show on Blaze TV with your top 17 host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
We have a lot more fun coming up next week with incredible interviews, lots more insanity, and the show is going to continue to develop.
Have fun, and we're going to go through all the bullshit together.
Have a great rest of the week, and may God bless the United States of America.
