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Dec. 8, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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The WORST People on the Internet | Guest: Gary Franchi | Ep 211

The libs never take a day off from being enraged, and Christmas is no exception. From neighbors now being offended by Christmas lights to the hottest new ornament centering around abortion, the holiday season has been nothing short of startling. Gary Franchi of the Next News Network joins us to react to some of the most cringe people on the internet.

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elijah schaffer
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unidentified
I teach high school and most days of the week I come to school in stilettos.
I get to stand at about six foot six.
And the reason why is so I can create an explicitly queer space for all of my students.
That way they know that this place is a place for them, by them.
And because I never had one of those growing up.
elijah schaffer
Oh, thank God, everybody.
Thank God.
I'm with inflation and, you know, the country falling apart, tearing itself to bits and pieces.
I was like, what the hell do we need right now?
What do we need?
And I was like, we need a queer teacher with stilettos.
Like, that's the kind of shit I need.
I don't know about you guys.
But of course, I know someone who agrees with my opinion.
Gary Franchie, lead anchor and founder of the Next News Network.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive for the first time.
gary franchi
Elijah, I am so happy to be here.
Thank you for having me.
elijah schaffer
I didn't wear my stilettos.
gary franchi
Oh, well, I am wearing mine.
elijah schaffer
I feel safe.
gary franchi
Well, because we needed to create an explicitly queer space here at Blaze TV.
And what better place to do it and start than with you?
elijah schaffer
State-sponsored homosexuality guaranteed here at Slightly Offensive.
We do have a lot of queer and crazy stuff.
I know you're not surprised.
People have been a little too gay and a little bit too friendly with the vaccines.
gary franchi
I don't know if there's a connection, but I don't, I mean, just watching that opening video, I'm thinking to myself, he says he wants to create an explicitly queer space for his students.
Does that mean only queer students are allowed in that room?
Or I mean, we need some clarity.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and it's also weird too.
I always, we got to buy back the word queer because queer just used to like the smear the queer.
It used to just mean you're a little bit off.
You know, you're a little weird.
So everybody at some point in their life, you know what being queer is?
It's called being in junior high.
You're weird.
gary franchi
Even the word gay.
The word gay simply meant happy.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
It's true.
And of course, it means cigarette in British language.
So that's a true statement.
On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color that is probably digitally added into the show later.
Oh, the hell there it is.
Put some of that COC in Gary's face.
Don't let us know I see.
unidentified
Oh, yay.
elijah schaffer
Very gay.
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So, if you're not adding more points to your score, Gary, I don't know if you've seen this, but shit's getting gay.
It's getting weird.
gary franchi
Well, I did want to say that if you're new here, hit the red button down below to subscribe and tap that notification bell so you can get more videos like this.
elijah schaffer
Thanks for doing a better job at my show.
No, but things have been weird, and we've been trying to connect.
It's been weird.
If you go to my screen, Savannah, I mean, when I thought that I've seen it all and I thought that things were not getting weird, we have things like this: people are trying to normalize the vaccine fairy, right?
We're telling kids that this is a normal thing, and oh, what is that?
This is the vaccine fairy.
Oh, no, it's a I don't know, it's a transgender in a unicorn hat.
gary franchi
What is going on in this world, Elijah?
What is going on?
I mean, literally, we're living in the upside down right now.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
elijah schaffer
We could end the show there.
gary franchi
I know, okay.
Show's over, Phelps.
elijah schaffer
Shows over.
Shit don't make sense.
gary franchi
The vaccine fairy.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, like, this is the weird thing: is like we're taking things like a vaccine, which is supposed to just be something that you would get like a medical procedure.
And we're trying to make it like it's a fun experience.
People are talking about getting orgasms.
People are talking about, yeah, I'm reading about this.
People talk about a lot of this stuff, having a great time getting the vaccines.
And now they're trying to link it to, they linked it to Halloween.
Now they're linking it to Christmas.
gary franchi
And Sesame Street.
unidentified
Remember?
gary franchi
You had Big Bird, like going out and getting this shot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you saw this.
Vaccinate me, vaccinate me.
gary franchi
Vaccinate me Almond.
That can't be real.
elijah schaffer
It's not real.
gary franchi
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
It's getting.
Is that Babylon B?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
It says, Alma allows experimental vaccines.
But realistically, though, Sesame Street has been pushing the vaccines.
It has been getting weird.
And I know like when I've been talking to you, we've been over the years, we thought this stuff was kind of funny.
We're like, these people are crazy, but now they've taken over every institution.
And it's gotten so bad that I couldn't tell at first if this was real or fake because it's that weird.
gary franchi
Yeah, we are living in strange times where we have to watch.
I mean, we have to watch what we say on different social media platforms.
We're seeing the destruction and breakdown of society happening in real time.
We're seeing the use of COVID and the directives and mandates coming down from the administration.
People just folding.
People just folding.
And in some cases, like, you know, people are celebrating it.
They're celebrating this new authoritarianism.
They don't even realize what they are inviting into their lives and into America at large.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
And that's what I was going to say.
So it's like people have been freaking out about the wrong things.
And I know I'm trying to weigh down with this war on Christmas, but I do want to look at some of this stuff because I don't know if you saw that ad we played in the last episode where Santa's now gay.
gary franchi
Oh, I think I did see something where Santa was kissing a man.
Is that right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, do you know that I made a video about this?
I just said, hey, Mrs. Claus is not going to be happy when she finds out that Santa's, you know, getting more than his stuff, his stocking stuffed this Christmas.
And it got taken down for hate speech.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I got taken down for hate speech.
gary franchi
When was this?
elijah schaffer
I just, this was like yesterday.
I just said that objectively, first of all, these are fictitious characters.
gary franchi
You got a strike?
elijah schaffer
No, it was on TikTok.
They removed the video.
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I objectively believe this is not a joke.
Look, it's fictitious characters.
I can think of what I want them to do.
And I think in my fictitious world, Mrs. Claus is going to be pissed when she finds out that Santa Claus is getting, you know, more, he's getting stuck in the middle of the day.
gary franchi
But how's that hate speech, though?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I guess apparently, if you don't let your fictitious husband have sodomized, get sodomized by a stranger, it's hate speech.
gary franchi
I don't know.
Oh, my goodness.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
gary franchi
I don't know what's happening in the country, but I'm glad to be here at Blaze TV Studios.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So, you know, with the Christmas, obviously things have gone out of control.
We can play video five.
I want to show you.
Not only have they made, they took Christ out of Christmas, they made the Nutcracker Gay.
We're tracking this.
Santa Claus, no, The Nutcracker's Transgender.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
The Nutcracker's Transgender now.
gary franchi
Where are you finding this stuff?
elijah schaffer
I have a dark, I live a dark life.
gary franchi
I mean, I see a lot of these tweets that we're going to be covering from Libs of TikTok.
I mean, that's probably one of the greatest.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
gary franchi
One of the greatest Twitter accounts ever.
elijah schaffer
100%.
Let's watch this.
The abortion ornaments.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
elijah schaffer
Now we are celebrating this.
So for our blind viewers, it's ornaments that says abortion is beautiful.
Abortion is my body, my decision, pro-abortion.
gary franchi
Why don't they just put like, you know, fetal remains on the tree, you know, and celebrate that?
elijah schaffer
This is really annoying song, Savannah.
Can we get this off, please?
gary franchi
I mean, what?
elijah schaffer
That's the shittiest like background music.
Uncreative.
They can't meme and they can't decorate.
That's the left can't do those things.
gary franchi
They need to get those people that went with those hidden cameras and they got all those fetuses.
I mean, those terrifying hidden videos.
elijah schaffer
Take us in a dark direction.
gary franchi
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Don't you remember that?
I'm laughing at background music and you're like, yeah, I remember when they dismembered children and put on video?
unidentified
I'm like, they celebrate this stuff.
gary franchi
They're putting it on Christmas trees.
elijah schaffer
We're laughing about abortion now.
unidentified
It's not even funny, but we're laughing at the insanity of just how sick this is.
I know.
elijah schaffer
I'm like.
gary franchi
How do you celebrate this?
On a Christmas tree?
elijah schaffer
But it also, do you notice that their memes too?
This is an interesting concept.
Like, you know, we make memes that are funny, and their memes always have like words.
Like, they can never just make a funny joke.
It's even with the abortion tree has to be words.
Abortion is like these, these motivational statements.
Like they're like their babies and their children.
Like, you ever notice the left does this?
Like, our memes are like, oh, are you really going to tell me being transgender, is it normal?
And then it's just some guy saying yes.
And their memes are like, did you know that neuro-queer divergent is the true meaning of life?
And anyway, and they just go on.
It's like, dude, shut up.
No, but like, maybe they don't have any creativity.
They don't have any way to encapsulate their ideas.
They're just regurgitating what they've been told.
And so their ornaments aren't like if abortion was really beautiful and you should celebrate it, then we should be able to look at it on the tree.
But abortion is murder and you're dismembering children, like you said.
So it's like you have to mask it with your bullshit propaganda.
And this is what they do.
And they ruin everything.
I hate to say the war on Christmas, but they did ruin it.
They've ruined everything part of our culture.
gary franchi
Yes.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No, but I do know what you're talking about.
elijah schaffer
They've ruined everything.
They could not leave.
The tinsel Christmas trees are already kind of lame.
And it's like, but it's got some redeeming value.
But then you put these stupid ornaments and then you put it on the internet.
And we went from rare, safe, and legal.
You know, that's what they were saying with abortion with Roe v. Wade, to now we have literal abortion Christmas trees.
And I just think we deserve to be burned with fire and brimstone.
God, come back.
gary franchi
I think that's going to be happening soon, actually.
I mean, the writing is on the arm, Elijah.
But yeah, the left has a difficult time memeing.
I do enjoy creating memes myself when I'm in the middle of the day.
I love making memes.
elijah schaffer
You're a meme god?
gary franchi
Yeah.
Not, you know, carpe donctum level, but you know, I do meme a little, a dabble.
elijah schaffer
Did you, Savannah's not on camera because Savannah actually died.
So she's not with us anymore.
gary franchi
Oh, I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Savannah got triple vaccinated and she died.
No, Savannah's just not on camera.
I don't think we have.
gary franchi
Are we going to have a Christmas tree with ornaments?
elijah schaffer
Savannah?
I boarded Savannah.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Listen.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So this is crazy too, but obviously, like, they ruined it with the ornaments.
But then also, too, there's this really cringy song that Savannah found, which was just, I'm going to make you guys listen to it because I don't, because I hate it so much.
But let's go ahead and let's cue video four if we can here for a moment.
unidentified
The COVID vaccine for my two-year-old.
Yeah.
gary franchi
Why?
elijah schaffer
I don't, why?
gary franchi
Why?
unidentified
Why do people put this stuff out there on social media like this?
gary franchi
It's absurd.
unidentified
And also, why do you want the vaccine for your two-year-old?
elijah schaffer
Let's break this down.
gary franchi
I don't quite understand.
I mean, I thought it was children had the least amount of the COVID would impact them the least.
They would have the least amount of symptoms.
So why does she want it for her two-year-old?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what's so weird about this stuff, too.
It's like that, it brings up a bigger question about these radicalists that makes me quite confused.
It's like the things that they want are not only not normal, but they don't make sense.
Like, it's like, I want everyone to try having an abortion.
I heard one lady say, why?
Why?
Why do you want what?
So why?
Oh, I need my two-year-old to get it.
Like you said, why?
And I think that's what I've come down to.
Like, I just watch most things.
I'm like, why did you make that?
gary franchi
And why are you like that?
Explain it.
Explain yourself.
Give me the reasoning so that we can have a broader understanding of your insanity, really, is what it is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you ever wonder this?
Like, do you know that meme that's why are you like this meme?
Just like, why are you like this?
And I think that I'm sorry to get in that way.
I realize I'm getting older because I'm like talking about back pain and things that make me feel like I'm aging a lot.
But I also wonder if it's just like once you cross 25 years old, you start looking at people and asking why.
And maybe by 40, you stop asking, you just ignore them.
gary franchi
Well, am I right?
I'm 44 and I just look across the landscape of people if I'm traveling.
You just kind of go, you just, you walk past people in the airport and you're like, okay, sure.
That's that's your thing.
You know, do your thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like this, there's this dad that inspired me.
This person wrote on Twitter under women posting their L's online specifically.
Her name was Carrie Hunter.
I'm assuming she's a girl.
And it specifically was like, I just came out to my dad as gender fluid.
And this shows just complaining here, by the way.
His exact words were, shut the f ⁇ up with your modern terms for made-up bullshit.
That was nice.
It took me so long to tell him, and that's what he said.
Kudos to the father.
gary franchi
Did they cancel him yet?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but I want to meet this man.
gary franchi
Has he been removed from Twitter for hate speech?
elijah schaffer
I bet you he's not on Twitter because he clearly has his head on his shoulders.
Probably why he's not on.
gary franchi
I can't stand Twitter personally.
elijah schaffer
Why do you, so why do you hate Twitter?
Like, where on your body did it touch you?
Because I feel like we get violated.
I have reasons why I don't like it.
gary franchi
I open up Twitter and I just see just venom and hatred.
You know, you go on like Donald Trump Jr.'s Twitter feed and it's like so much hatred being poured out on this one guy.
elijah schaffer
Are you living in January 5th, 2021?
He does not have Twitter anymore.
gary franchi
No, Donald Trump Jr.
Oh, Jr.
Is he still on Twitter?
Yeah, they haven't.
They haven't removed him.
elijah schaffer
Holy shit, what years?
I got so confused.
No, but yeah, Donald Trump Jr. is equally hated by, he's a rich kid, probably a billionaire or close to it himself.
And he just writes positive things and he gets a lot of crowds.
gary franchi
It's crazy.
It's crazy to see just one little tweet just generates so much hatred for somebody, you know, and that's why I can't stand Twitter.
But I do love going to Libs of TikTok and, you know, Cat Turd and some of these others and Elijah Schaefer.
I like going to your Twitter feed too.
But just watching people pile on is it's toxic.
It's a toxic place.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they were, there was, I was happening to Sydney recently and she, they were piling on her and the people were writing really, really tragic, horrible stuff.
And I think people don't understand that.
It's like, you know, when you write these things online, ask yourself, would you say them in person?
Because I think that's what's weird about the online space is this is like interesting too, like with all the all these people that post these strange things.
It's like you like this in public?
gary franchi
Yeah, see, you create, see, social media has removed actual social interaction.
There's no accountability.
You could do hit and run on comments and just completely trash somebody.
But like you said, would you say this to somebody in person?
No.
Generally, you wouldn't.
Imagine creating a video, right?
And we should do this.
We should take one post and then we should just have a group of people sitting around table reading those tweets to that person who just made this post, whatever they are, whatever they're hate-filled or funny or whatever.
And just humanize that interaction because then you can actually see what it would look like in person if a comment thread or a tweet response came to life.
It would be an amazing experiment.
elijah schaffer
You know, I also think too, but like when you read this, where the dad did say, shut the up with your modern terms for made-up bullshit.
That is a really great phrase.
And I think I'm going to add that to my list of responses to journalists when they reach out.
Do you know they've stopped?
Because I don't know if you know this, but they've stopped reaching out because there was a lot of articles written about a recent episode that we did with Kyle.
And they stopped reaching out to me for comment because the same people write the same articles.
And I just write them back that I rebuke you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.
I just rebuke them in God's name.
gary franchi
Do you really respond to them like that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't respond.
I literally, I don't.
gary franchi
Oh, my goodness.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
gary franchi
That's great, though, because these people are demonic.
elijah schaffer
They are literal demons.
unidentified
Yeah.
gary franchi
God.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're godless.
And they smell like sulfur.
Is that a true, true, true statement?
But obviously, things have gotten very weird as well.
I think where is this?
I don't know.
I'm going to look at this up real fast.
But obviously things have happened.
And I know people are getting offended by a lot of things.
gary franchi
Slightly offended.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but it turns out that somebody was offended by somebody's Christmas lights display.
This is a real letter that somebody received apparently or allegedly.
I want to read this to you.
So somebody had a Christmas display.
It says it's from Minneapolis.
So that makes 100% because Minneapolis is completely lost.
And this letter came in and said, I couldn't help but notice your Christmas light display during these unprecedented times that we have all experienced challenges with which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.
The idea of twinkling colorful lights are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society, a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or who can't afford to put up lights of their own.
We must do the work of educating ourselves about the harmful impact an outward-facing display like yours can have.
I challenge you to respect the dignity of all people while striving to learn from differences, ideas, and opinions of our neighbors.
We must come together collectively and challenge these institutional inequities.
St. Anthony is a community welcoming of all people, and we must demand better for ourselves.
gary franchi
Who's that even me?
What does that even mean?
unidentified
That's so insane.
gary franchi
You want to bring everyone together, but you don't want my Christmas lights up.
I don't.
It's like you're pushing me out of your little circle because you don't like my Christmas life, but yet you want to bring everyone together in unity.
Doesn't make any sense.
elijah schaffer
This is where I wish Savannah was on camera because these are those moments that I bounce turns and go, I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Part of me wants to think this is a parody and half the stuff we look at.
Like, I wish one day someone would come, Gary, and just tell me, yo, Elijah, you're actually retarded, which I knew previously, but then they update me and say, this entire time you've been following for the pranks.
These are not real.
Society is not like this.
People, these are all fake photos, and you're actually stupid.
You fell for the trick.
Like, I want someone to tell me that.
And I want to wake up from this dream.
It's a bad dream and I want to wake up.
gary franchi
It really is.
elijah schaffer
And I see this, though, and I go, I know this, if this is fake, fine.
But there's nothing here that would surprise me if this was real because the way that it was written was so much, so toxic and such bullshit that you just, it has to be from a real person because people are like this.
gary franchi
That was a genuine letter, sadly.
And I think that whoever wrote it has a serious mental disorder.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
I mean, there's no question.
elijah schaffer
It's diagnosable.
unidentified
Yeah.
gary franchi
I mean, these people, as I was telling Alex yesterday, you know, left is right, up is down, black is white.
Everything is completely upside down in the world today.
And they are ruining every single institution, whether it's the family, whether it's the economy, whether it's jobs, holidays.
Everything's being destroyed.
The complete fabric of this nation is being destroyed.
They're taking down Thomas Jefferson statues in New York.
Why?
Because he had slaves?
Okay, sure.
That wasn't cool, but he did write the Constitution.
And these people who are tearing down these statues at the same time are still basking in the freedom that his very hand wrote the document.
elijah schaffer
And Trump said they were going to come for these statues next time they said that.
They said it's not going to happen, but it's accelerating.
I'm kind of happy about the acceleration, though, because I do think the system needs to burn down.
Like, I don't know what we're going to do to rescue this.
Here's a good example.
To see where we're headed, we can look at Australia or where we could be headed.
So are you familiar with Quillette, the Australian publication?
gary franchi
I've seen it.
elijah schaffer
It touts itself as like the, what's that one libertarian outlet here that reason, yeah.
So it's like their libertarian outlet, which is supposed to be for freedom.
Now, Claire, their managing editor, or whoever she is, you know, has been really begun advocating for these quarantine camps that have been happening over there.
And so the libertarian.
gary franchi
They're advocating for it?
Yes, libertarian publications are advocating for quarantine camps.
unidentified
Correct.
gary franchi
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and what they were using, and they use pictures of when the Olympics team had to stay in a quarantine camp.
So it's like hot, you know, not hot, but like fit people like sunbathing to try to paint it like it's totally a great thing.
And they've been really backing the government on their authoritarianism, which shows me that libertarianism is a dead idea that can't work long term.
It can't work because if I look at how the libertarians are handling things in other countries and I see what they're doing, then I know those ideas are not going to work for us either to fight this.
And it's so funny because I saw this meme here, right?
She's been fighting with Tim Poole.
She blocked me.
They've been calling us idiots for speaking out against the quarantine camps.
I have family there, as you know.
It's not a good thing.
Family can't cross state lines.
They can't visit each other.
They're risking losing their jobs.
But it's funny because the double speak that we're seeing today and the way things are changing is the main issue Quillette had was people calling it a concentration camp.
And okay, I admit, that's a little too far at this point.
Okay, because it's not a concentration camp.
gary franchi
Well, what is a concentration camp?
What's the definition of a concentration camp?
People concentrated in one location.
elijah schaffer
I actually don't know.
gary franchi
People are concentrated into one location.
And the reason they don't like that term is because it hearkens to Nazi Germany.
That's why they don't like it.
They don't like the comparison.
Okay, sorry, the Australian camps don't have ovens yet, but, you know.
elijah schaffer
I'm typing this in.
Is that a concentration camp?
Is that his word?
I don't know if that'll show up here.
Yeah, a guarded compound for mass detention without hearings or the imprisonment without trial of civilians.
Okay, so it is technically not.
It's about right.
Okay, but okay, you're not wrong.
But look, I found this meme.
It was so good.
I was telling Tim Cast.
I'm like, see, you were wrong.
It's a vacation.
Like, stop calling it a concentration camp.
It's just an Australian government-run facility where you are detained without a trial, relocated by the military, cannot leave whenever you want, and will be pursued and arrested for trying to escape in the name of safety.
You saw that you get fined $5,000 if you try to leave.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
You're imprisoned.
And this is supposed to be a free country, a modern world.
And we have a video from this.
I want to say somebody actually recorded a video from the inside to show you how free and safe it is.
The libertarians are defending this stuff.
Look at what is actually going on inside of the camp.
If we can roll video number one.
unidentified
Give you a warning, yeah?
It's an official warning that you have to stand above and obey the rules or you get, yeah?
And then we have to go through the game.
I don't care.
So, am I allowed to go to the laundry?
You're not even going to laundry, but you go to a mall, yeah?
Yeah, right, right.
And you're definitely going to go to the painting route, but you're not going to go to laundry, yeah?
Right, so if I was sitting just here, which is right near the fence, why are these guys in a cabin that's right near the fence?
It makes no sense, does it?
But you can't leave your balcony if you go to the face to talk to somebody else.
So far, we've got that balcony line.
There has to be lines everywhere aboard, yeah?
And one of the lines is you cannot leave a balcony and we cannot go to someone else.
Well, it makes no sense for other things of the line.
And that's what it is.
Yeah, and that's how I've got it, yeah.
The law.
There's a law that says the behavior menu, especially in this area, because we're much more highly infectious.
Highly infectious when all of us people are negative.
So far, this is going very much, yeah?
While we have, can we just do that?
Otherwise, the next time it's a $5,000 fine.
It's a $5,000 fine flock.
If you breach again.
If I walk out onto that path.
Without your mask or without reading, I don't know what to do.
If I cross that yellow line, that I've broken the rule, I will be issued with a $5,000 fine.
That's right.
So I'm just saying, you know, how long do they have to stay there?
elijah schaffer
Right now, it's about two weeks.
But some of them are extending people's quarantine.
gary franchi
How do they determine that you must go?
elijah schaffer
So this is actually the process.
Because obviously my family's there.
My brother-in-law went back after he's working on an amazing project here in the U.S.
And he is not vaccinated.
And he went back and they take you off the.
So you have to get a negative COVID test before you leave, a negative COVID test when you arrive.
Then you get on a bus with all the people.
Then they take you to quarantine.
And then you have to stay there.
And then you have to take a negative test to leave.
gary franchi
Even if you have a negative test.
elijah schaffer
Everybody gets tested there regularly, yeah.
And everyone's negative.
And that's what they said in the video.
Like, this is a very high-risk place.
It's like, how if we're all negative?
How does any of this make sense?
If we're all negative and we're in a safe place where nobody's in or out, why am I a threat to cross the line?
You know why?
Because you're a threat to the control, to the power move.
They're testing their limits.
They're testing how much they can control people.
And they're seeing how far they can push you until you're ready to fight back.
And that's like, that's what's like, it's like, so you're telling me I'm on a vacation, but if I cross this line, I'm going to get a $5,000 fine.
Sure, Claire, what a great vacation that sounds like.
gary franchi
Yeah, and you can only go out, you can't go and talk to someone at the fence line.
You can't even walk out there unless you're specifically doing your laundry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, it's like that's the microcontroller.
People don't understand that.
Like, China is free.
Okay, like, like, I've been there.
China is actually free if you obey the rules and don't question authority.
gary franchi
But that's what I'm saying.
You're free to do as they tell you.
elijah schaffer
That's the point, though.
Like, no one gets that about what modern communism looks like or what the world looks like with authoritarianism.
Every society is a free society until you do what they don't ask you.
So it's like, yeah, you're free to walk on your balcony, but not cross the line, but not go to the fence.
You can go to the fence for laundry, and it's micromanaging your life to the point to where you have no control over where you go.
It's like, well, you can go to this city, but not that city.
You can work this job, but not that job.
And all of a sudden, you realize your liberties have all but disappeared because you let them take them.
Who's them?
The government is not on your side.
gary franchi
They are clearly using Australia as a test market for the authoritarian rule that they would love to see.
They would love to see this in the United States.
I mean, in some states, they are getting to that point.
You know, you have to have a vaccine passport just to go on the subway or to go into a restaurant in New York City.
Other states are all following suit.
It's terrifying.
elijah schaffer
No, it really is.
And before we talk about that, obviously, if you are stuck in a quarantine camp or you are on a subway and you're trying to ignore people, you got to have a good pair of headphones.
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But like you said, you know, obviously, unfortunately, we don't have the ability to tune out everything because things are very serious.
And it's like when we're talking about this, like with the Australian camps, I think what's happening now is that people are so tired of hearing how bad and how quickly the world is accelerating that they're trying, they actually are trying to just tune it out.
Like people are getting numb or people are getting fed up.
Like there's one or two.
Like people are either just tuning out or people are waking up even more and they're going, we got to do something fast.
Where I think I have this real fast.
I'm going to look for it here.
gary franchi
Elijah, when I've been doing media covering these types of topics for 15 years or more.
And I used to be able to compartmentalize the insanity, you know, and go about my day.
And I'd go and I'd do the news or I'd publish my magazine or I'd create my documentary.
I'd do my radio show, whatever the medium at the moment was.
I was able to compartmentalize the insanity just so I can get through to the next day.
Now, like it all just bleeds together.
There's so much crazy happening in the world with lockdowns, with the constant different strains of COVID.
You've got forced vaccinations happening, vaccine passports.
I mean, just last summer, we saw cities burning on fire.
You know, you going out there, documenting all that stuff, doing an amazing job, going to Kenosha, the things you were doing there.
And then, I mean, just watching all these things happening in real time has been very difficult for me to even compartmentalize.
But, you know, people bring me news.
People text me news, they text me links, they text me videos.
They want me to interview this person or that person.
And I'm just like, I'm numb to it.
Like, I can't even react to it anymore.
Like, nothing shocks me as shocking as things get.
It's totally and absolutely nuts.
elijah schaffer
Good transition.
You said nothing shocks you, but apparently, like you said, the acceleration is so quickly.
The post-millennial actually wrote this.
Is that shocking?
In the wake of Austria's drastic lockdown, which by the way, Austria made it mandatory to have vaccines and also locked down the unvaccinated and prison them.
In the wake of Austria's drastic lockdowns of unvaccinated people, EU chief calls for throwing out the Nuremberg Code.
gary franchi
Oh, I saw this.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Ursula van der Leyen, the head of the EU Commission, told the press on Wednesday that she's in favor of scrapping the long-standing Nuremberg Code and forcing people to get vaccinated against COVID.
Ursula, the head of the EU Commission, told the press on Wednesday that she's in favor of scrapping it.
She says she wants to force people to get vaccinated.
Now, if you know anything about this, this Nuremberg Code is basically there to protect people from being operated on or having procedures against their will.
And they're going, they're just admitting this.
Look, we're trying to reintroduce this authoritarianism, this globalized authoritarianism, and we don't care.
gary franchi
And this is from Austria.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
gary franchi
Right?
Wasn't there like a leader that came from Austria?
What was his name?
He had like a little mustache, I think he had.
elijah schaffer
I think he had a common struggle.
He wrote a book or something.
He's an author.
gary franchi
He was something.
Yeah, he was an author.
elijah schaffer
He's a famous author.
He's a musician I heard too.
He also, didn't he fart a lot?
gary franchi
I think he also was a painter.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
Yeah.
Let's just rewrite history.
gary franchi
But I mean, realistically speaking here, this woman from Austria is now saying, well, let's just throw out the Nuremberg Code.
unidentified
I mean, think about what we're talking about here.
gary franchi
This is the Nazi Germany is why we have the Nuremberg Code.
And now you have Austria, the head, wanting to throw it out.
It's absolutely insane.
That's a perfect snapshot of the insanity.
elijah schaffer
Well, and it's so interesting because it's like, like Jordan Peterson weighed in on this and was like, hey, it's just the Nuremberg Code.
Only what we learned from the Nazi atrocities, not least those that were medical.
And so this is either saying two things.
I got to be so careful.
I'm looking over at Savannah.
I got to be so careful how I word this because I'm not making this claim.
And I'd like to say I'm not making this claim before I say what they're implying.
They're either implying that the Nuremberg Code isn't important because it's based off of lies and that they lied about the account of Nazi Germany, which then they're Holocaust deniers.
And they're saying that really the Nuremberg Code isn't needed because it's really not that important because it's not like basically it doesn't apply to anything.
It's not real.
Or it is real.
And these are just authoritarian people that want to commit mass atrocities.
So it's like, there's no good way to talk about throwing out the Nuremberg Code.
Either A, they're admitting they lied about World War II narrative and they're denying their narrative or B, they're saying their narrative is true, but they're actually as evil as the Nazis.
So they're kind of like in this, in this, in this interesting prerogative where they always call us Nazis, tell us that the worst people in the world are two people.
Ready for this?
They're Nazis and Holocaust deniers.
Those are the worst people.
That's all they talk about.
And it's like, but in this case, if they're advocating for this, they're one of those two groups naturally.
That's who they are and that's what they're doing.
So it's like, this is what these people always do.
They throw names on us and they accuse us.
And it's like, oh, you're this and you're that.
And they're like one month later, they're exactly what they called us.
We sit here and we're like, I'm not those things.
I'm not, I'm not a Nazi.
I'm not a Holocaust denier.
I don't do any of those things.
And then they come out of left field swinging like, guess what?
gary franchi
Let's throw out the Nuremberg Code.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you're like, oh, shit.
gary franchi
So you're the Nazi, actually.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just don't even know what to think.
I don't know what to think.
I don't know what that means.
What does it mean throwing out the Nuremberg Code?
Like, what are you trying to do?
gary franchi
Well, how can they say they want to throw out the Nuremberg Code?
Is it because this disease is so, so deadly that we must forcibly inoculate everybody?
And by doing that, we are violating the Nuremberg Code.
Is it because it's so dangerous?
It's because so many people are dying.
elijah schaffer
Well, I love the Omicron virus.
I love it.
gary franchi
Are they stating that this is that our safety in our health overrides the Nuremberg Code principles?
That's why they must forcibly inoculate.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's interesting because the article goes on and says that in Austria, people over 12 who are not vaccinated are currently almost completely locked down, only allowed outside for absolutely necessary essential tasks like food or medical appointments.
In an interview she gave to the BBC, the EU chief said that it was understandable and appropriate to consider vaccine mandates, especially due to the new Omicron variant, which, by the way, no one's talking about how many people it's killing.
Everyone's about the Omicron variant.
I like the Omicron.
gary franchi
I read a headline.
I read a headline and it said, Omicron has spread from coast to coast.
And then the sub-headline was like, five states detected.
I'm like, really?
Oh, coast to coast, but only five states has been detected.
elijah schaffer
I want 100 million Omicrons.
Like, I don't, like, it just, it's like, someone needs to make a non-like a coin, like an Omicron coin.
I would invest.
gary franchi
I thought that this was like some kind of transformer thing.
Like, I want to see like the Omicron.
The Omicron.
You know, it turns into a COVID virus and it turns into a robot.
elijah schaffer
All I want for Christmas is the Omicron virus inside my body.
It's true, but I'm being okay.
gary franchi
Be careful what you wish for.
elijah schaffer
But I know, I know.
I know if Sanda comes in, I might have more than just the Omicron inside of me because we go after that commercial.
unidentified
Ouch.
elijah schaffer
But I will say, you know what's funny about the Omicron virus and these things?
gary franchi
What is funny about the Omicron?
elijah schaffer
That's funny.
I think I'm at the point where I think Omicron's funny now.
But Omicron, every place that is locked down that is coming out with news about Omicron, I asked myself this question.
They're like, Omicron found in Australia.
And I said, but you're not allowed to in or out of Australia without being vaccinated fully.
gary franchi
How did it get there?
elijah schaffer
How did it get there?
Did it take a bus?
Did Rosa Parks bring it in or something?
I don't know what the, I don't know what's happening, but I'm going.
gary franchi
Wow, Elijah, you have just cracked the code with that question.
elijah schaffer
How did it get in?
gary franchi
How did it get there?
elijah schaffer
You can't come to the U.S. even without being vaccinated.
So if it came from South Africa, then who brought it in?
And I looked it up and I'm like, so I look at the new case.
I look at the background and I go, Omicron, because I'm trying to get it.
You know, like, I'm trying to get it.
gary franchi
You want it?
elijah schaffer
I do want it.
gary franchi
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I just want to up my antibodies.
gary franchi
I have better antibodies than you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I got to get the newest version.
It's like, it's like the boost.
People say, why do you want it if you have natural immunity?
And I'm like, I thought natural immunity didn't exist.
So I just need to get more of them.
Because it's like, we know when you get, you know, when the iPhones, before Steve Jobs died, they used to actually be good.
They would upgrade and there would be like something different about them.
And then that gay boy took over.
And then now it's just like, we put a new way to spy on you.
So buy the new phone.
And that's basically what they do.
Well, I feel like with these updates on the COVID, it's very disappointing.
Poor performance from the home team.
I'm getting a lot of hype.
I'm ready for the global pandemic to accelerate.
And then it's just, it's so disappointing.
It's always like weaker.
It always is, you know, they always define it as sounding like a lame cold.
And I don't care about it.
But I'm saying with the Omicron, I'm going, okay, so how is this getting in?
Wisconsin, do you know the guy who brought it into Wisconsin?
Real story.
The governor was like, as Omicron enters Wisconsin, we are urging everyone to get vaccinated.
So I went, oh shit, I need to go get my 10th booster.
Let me read how many I need now.
And it's like, do you know that the guy who brought it into Wisconsin was boosted?
gary franchi
What?
elijah schaffer
And that's the phrase they're using now.
They made it a catchphrase, getting boosted.
gary franchi
Oh, my goodness, man.
elijah schaffer
Hey, man, I was boosted.
Shut the f up.
gary franchi
Well, I love how they have new variants that come out every time there's an election.
I think that's great.
I think it's perfect timing for the holiday season.
Holidays too.
elijah schaffer
Just in time for Christmas.
unidentified
Omicron.
elijah schaffer
1995.
gary franchi
Just in time for the midterm elections.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I'm going to find something real fast on my page.
I was laughing so hard because, so I've been taking this real anti-humor of like celebrating horrible things.
Like if you can go to my screen here, I think I can zoom in.
If you can go to my screen, like people are like, just get vaccinated.
And I'm like, I don't do bad things.
Like just to make people mad on the internet for no reason.
Oh, sorry.
LeBron's a bitch.
But I think I'm trying to find something specifically.
Oh, yeah, but Zubi said this.
He's like, I believe that what is going on in many countries is truly evil.
I do not believe it has anything to do with keeping people healthy or safe.
I typically try to give some benefit of the doubt, but I can't anymore.
The intentions are purely sinister.
And it's true, though, Gary.
It's true because that's my point.
It's like, we're talking about, you know, we have to have new restrictions and lockdowns for the unvaccinated because the Omicron, who's bringing the Omicron in?
Well, at least in Wisconsin, it was the vaccinated.
In Australia, I looked and it was a vaccinated person too.
So what the hell is the point of all this?
If it was to keep people safe, we need a quarantine.
Like if this was really deadly and the vaccines weren't working, there wouldn't be different rights and restrictions for the unvaccinated and vaccinated.
And also, I'm talking to a lot of people who got both jabs that are like, I'm not getting booster shots.
I'm sorry.
Like, I did that shit.
It's over.
I'm not doing anything else.
And I don't know if you're seeing that, but even people that gave in were like, duh, I'm drawing the line.
gary franchi
I don't understand if the vaccine is supposed to protect you.
How can we now be seeing the rise in COVID across populations in the vaccinated population?
I mean, how does that even function?
And then they want to come down and mandate it for everybody, but the numbers tell a completely different story.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
And like, look at this.
So like, it's actually really funny because I'm like, I posted a video about this, about the police state rising.
And I was like, I posted a video about a worldwide police state starting, and the video was deleted.
Then it got reviewed, reinstated, and then deleted again.
It says, look at this.
This is new.
It's determined that your content violates laws.
Not that I violated terms of service.
gary franchi
Applicable laws?
elijah schaffer
And cannot be restored.
All I just said was that there's a new world order that is trying to create a global police state.
It's literally all the video said.
And it got deleted for what laws?
What laws are they talking about?
gary franchi
Show me the law.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
Isn't this crazy?
It's now censorship has the phrase, we are violating the law.
gary franchi
I've never seen that before.
elijah schaffer
It was new to me, too.
But you know, I get warnings all the time that I breached and violated German law on my Twitter law.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It says that like my, what I wrote violated German law and like is not available in Germany.
Like my tweets can't be seen.
gary franchi
Your tweets can't be seen in Germany?
unidentified
Some.
elijah schaffer
I get emails from Twitter that say that I violated German law.
gary franchi
That's insane.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Like, then this is crazy.
Like, what law did I violate here?
gary franchi
So you'd think they could just say, hey, you violated X statute, blah, Right.
And then just point it out.
elijah schaffer
I know, but this guy made me laugh.
Somebody commented on it and wrote this.
It's like, Elijah, quote, I'm witnessing tyranny around the world, which is being aided and abetted by big tech companies censoring anyone who tries to stand up against it.
And the big tech companies like, ooh, let's delete that.
Like, they delete my videos.
Let's delete my videos.
Like, oops.
That's what the video was saying.
There's a police state, tech companies are supporting the police state and they're censoring you and they're keeping, it was literally the videos about what happened to me in, they deleted you.
And what's crazy?
gary franchi
Is it your video?
Like, you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I made it.
It's original video.
gary franchi
Just you like talking on camera?
elijah schaffer
That's what's up with the picture with text.
Yeah, just talking.
And it was like 30 seconds.
What's crazy is that then I posted the video, like I mentioned earlier, about Santa being gay.
It was just literally, there was no.
And it was deleted for hate speech.
Then I uploaded a video reading the newspaper from Australia, reading it, that said that this guy died from COVID, but his official cause of death was spinal meningitis.
And they removed it for violating terms of service.
We read a newspaper, a trusted newspaper.
It wasn't even mocking anything.
It was like a, I was like, literally said, breaking news, guys.
And I read and I read the news.
And then, and then I uploaded this picture and it got removed for violating community guidelines, which is police stepping on a freedom sign.
unidentified
What?
gary franchi
Yeah.
What world are we living in?
elijah schaffer
It got deleted.
gary franchi
This isn't so insane.
elijah schaffer
Showing this stuff.
I'm trying to prove a point.
You can't even talk about the police state on the internet on certain apps.
They'll delete it.
Now, I know people say these apps are trash, and they are.
But I'm also bringing up an alarming thing that one of the most used apps in the world and in America right now is TikTok.
So even if you're like, we agree it's trash.
This is where people are getting their information from and this is where they're consuming the information.
And the power hold on this app, I mean, everyone knows it's CCP controlled, but I wanted to show people when I say it's CCP controlled, this is what I mean.
You can't point out, you can't point out tyranny or the police state.
gary franchi
We tried launching a next news tech talk account and how that go.
It was, it was, It was going well.
We were getting lots of subscribers and we actually got into their little partnership program and it was pretty cool, like making like $20 a day.
Like, oh, yay, we're making 20 bucks a day on TikTok.
elijah schaffer
Wow, don't get your jobs.
gary franchi
And then something happened.
Like, they started applying these warning labels under every single video about election integrity or something, just because we're talking about politics, American politics.
And then we just said, you know what the hell with this?
The subscribers just started dropping, dropping, dropping.
We just deleted the account.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm a TikTok celebrity.
I have 3,000 followers.
Oh, are you?
Yeah, I'm Gen Z's next biggest thing.
It's true.
Everyone's talking about me.
All 3,000 people.
gary franchi
That's really great.
I'm really proud of you.
elijah schaffer
I'm a Gen Z celebrity, guys.
Obviously, the world is crazy.
gary franchi
What TikTok videos do you make?
elijah schaffer
It's genuinely, I always tell people, it's like this show.
So, like, kind of cringy videos, but they prove a good point.
It's like, this is what I always say about this show, too.
It's like, whenever people tell me the show is kind of cringy, I go, it is, but also, I've also stated that publicly on the show.
But it's unfortunate, like, it's only a symptom of the fact that of who I am, plus the world has gotten very cringe recently.
So, as it has been for a long time, but I feel like you put combine me and that together, it is what it is.
And, guys, that's the kind of quality entertainment we bring.
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That was a smooth segue.
elijah schaffer
It was pretty good, right?
But I didn't know what they did.
Do you know what VPNs do?
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Yes, they hide your identity.
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So, so, you know, like we were saying, though, with this police state thing, I mean, like, if you go back to my screen, I mean, isn't that, isn't that the funniest thing seeing that there's an image of police stepping on a freedom sign and that violates guidelines?
gary franchi
They are only proving the points when they do these things.
When they clamp down on your ability to make a post with a picture like that or even have a video where you're making a statement like that, they are only proving that there is a police.
elijah schaffer
This also violated Instagram's community guidelines, too.
I want to add.
Oh, congratulations.
gary franchi
Double, huh?
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I was like, no one says what it violates.
gary franchi
But you did violate some kind of law.
unidentified
Yeah.
gary franchi
What law?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
It's weird.
gary franchi
So can you go back to the one that was violating the law here?
elijah schaffer
No, it's up here.
Here it is.
gary franchi
Okay, so content cannot be restored.
This is on your Twitter, right?
elijah schaffer
No, this is TikTok.
Well, this is on Twitter, but yes.
No, this is the one that tells me I violated German law.
This one just tells me I violated the law.
gary franchi
Okay, so this is a screenshot of your TikTok that you posted to Twitter sharing that your content violated some law on a Chinese app.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, I violated with CCP.
I violated global law, which is like you can't question authority.
It's like an unspoken, it's like a pirate code, I think.
gary franchi
I need to see this video.
I really want to see the video.
elijah schaffer
I can't, because I was just on, it was just on TikTok and they deleted it.
unidentified
Oh.
gary franchi
Oh, so you use the app, you make it record it native right to that app so you don't have like a local copy.
elijah schaffer
No, and I didn't violate any laws.
I didn't do it.
gary franchi
No, you violated the law.
elijah schaffer
I didn't see if I have it.
I don't know.
gary franchi
You violated it.
It says right there on the screen.
unidentified
You violated it.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that?
I also put up a video of, which I know this is easy, but I put a meme of Alex Jones on both apps and it got deleted for discrimination.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
And it was about Thanksgiving.
I don't have no idea what that was about.
But I've just had a lot.
Like we talked about this show, before we fully lost monetization on this show and fully got demonetized for a picture of me that's not me when they used a picture of a woman in the Capitol with her feet on the desk and told the tech companies that that was me and it wasn't me.
And then they demonetized their channels based off of that picture, which.
gary franchi
But your channels are demonetized?
unidentified
Yes.
gary franchi
I did not know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, because they, you know how they like deleted Kyle Rittenhouse?
They actually deleted all my accounts up front because they said that I committed an insurrection.
And then they found out, oh shit, maybe we should actually ask people if they're a credentialed journalist.
And then, oh, shit, that's not a real picture of him.
It wasn't me.
So there's a picture of somebody committing a crime, a woman, which is not me.
And the media brought that to tech companies and originally got my Facebook and Instagram deleted.
You spend it on YouTube, everything because I committed some crime.
And it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
They swift to action.
And we had to use lawyers to get those things back because it was like, yo, but they still never gave me back my money.
They took all my money and never gave it back.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, like, it's interesting, though, because it's like the power of the censorship is so crazy.
gary franchi
There's no due process.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Like, well, that's my point.
I still can't post anything about Kyle Rittenhouse on my Instagram.
Like, this is from a rep. I tell people this, like, my Instagram specifically, I'm not allowed.
Do you know they made an Instagram account for him?
And they tried to put his name as his name.
And it said it was against community guidelines to set his name as his name.
gary franchi
Oh, my goodness.
elijah schaffer
So if your name's Kyle Rittenhouse, you can't put your real name on in the file.
It's against community guidelines to create a profile with Kyle Rittenhouse's name.
Even if you're not the same one, his name is against community guidelines.
gary franchi
Unbelievable.
elijah schaffer
Freaking crazy, huh?
gary franchi
I can't believe we're at this point.
elijah schaffer
These people, well, okay, well, this is, we talked about this.
This is, well, actually, you know what?
I'm going to talk about this later tonight.
If you saw this, this is airing Wednesday.
You can watch Gary Franchie on You Are Here Live.
That was last night's episode.
You should watch it because if you're watching this, there's not a new You Are Here out and that's a great time.
And we talked about this other story.
But I do want to say, though, with this, it does kind of bring this up.
So there's been this move, right?
Where we're kind of like, we're around there and like, we're saying like, yo, the vaccines are safe and effective.
You know, like, they're kind of like winking at us.
Like, trust me.
And then they're like, by the way, after we administered a couple billion vials of this stuff, we're going to start testing to see if they cause any problems long term.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
But then like, this is what's so crazy.
So obviously one of the vaccines, there's a relation to heart inflammation.
My brother-in-law got myocarditis from the vaccine.
gary franchi
Are you serious?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, horrible, horrible stuff.
A lot of people I know have gotten real, real messed up from this stuff.
But they're the most safe and effective.
And you know what I mean?
Like, we should get a million of them.
Oh, man.
gary franchi
I've heard horror stories personally from family members, things like that.
elijah schaffer
No, they're not real.
They're all lying to you.
gary franchi
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Because the government said.
gary franchi
Check your caskets.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, Gary, Gary, don't believe your eyes.
Don't believe your ears.
Don't believe your, believe your toes.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Believe in your toes, Gary.
gary franchi
I'm just going to watch Don Lemon and go to sleep.
elijah schaffer
Don Lamon, is he the last anchor that's the last candle over there?
gary franchi
CNN.
elijah schaffer
CNN's like, CNN has about as many good hosts as I have brain cells left.
There's like maybe one.
gary franchi
Joy Reed, though, she is a real, she's a real winner over at MSN.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's so good.
gary franchi
I love it.
elijah schaffer
Rachel Madow, excellent.
gary franchi
Rachel, dude.
I mean, the work that she does.
elijah schaffer
The way that Michael Knowles just switches from his show to MSNBC that quickly with a little bit of makeup, it's crazy.
gary franchi
It is pretty remarkable.
elijah schaffer
He's really good on that show.
I saw Rachel Madow.
I was like, what is going on with that chick?
Okay, anyway, I was going to say, like, it's funny because if you've been seeing that, there's this, they've been coming up with there's been a huge increase of heart-related illnesses.
Check this out.
Up to 300,000 people are going to be facing heart-related illnesses due to post-pandemic stress disorder, warns physicians.
unidentified
So, can you bring that back up on screen now?
gary franchi
Let me see that.
Up to 300,000 people facing heart-related illnesses due to post-pandemic stress disorder.
elijah schaffer
Let me read this to you.
gary franchi
So, they're saying this is a stress disorder.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
So, they are saying it's causing stress, not the lockdowns, apparently, the Omicron.
Up to 300,000 people in the UK are facing heart-related illnesses due to post-pandemic stress disorder.
PPSD, which is also El Macron syndrome.
gary franchi
Okay, so what they're saying here is that they're not blaming the vaccine.
unidentified
They're blaming just you're stressed out.
gary franchi
So, you're good, you know.
That's why you have a way of a heart condition.
elijah schaffer
And this is the official statement, and I'm going to back this up and say, Do you know what else is causing heart conditions?
So, it says this that it's two London physicians have warned this could result in a 4.5% raise in cardiovascular cases nationally because of the effects of PPSD.
Do you know what's so crazy about this?
Do you know what else they said is causing heart disorders?
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
And this is not a joke.
I posted it that climate change is going to be causing a massive increase in heart issues in adults.
gary franchi
How?
elijah schaffer
Because they said as the temperature raises, it causes like stress, like vascular stress.
gary franchi
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So, everything's do you know we're going to see we're going to see an increase in children in heart issues too?
I think it was because of weather or something like that.
Oh, so I'm just going to let you know something.
Since we've upjected, since the science is settled, Gary, the science is settled, and vaccines are fully safe and effective, and everyone should take as many of them as possible, mix and match.
We've already done this.
It is so crazy that there's no link, period, between them and the massive increase of heart conditions that are zero link.
Zero link.
It's impossible.
gary franchi
No, there's, I mean, it's the weather, it's weather.
elijah schaffer
It's the weather and pandemic PPSD.
gary franchi
It's stress.
People are just stressed out, Elijah.
That's why their hearts are stopping.
elijah schaffer
They're so stressed.
gary franchi
And they have a name for it.
elijah schaffer
PPSD.
unidentified
Bring that back up.
gary franchi
Bring that back up.
PPSD.
That's the term they're using.
elijah schaffer
Do you know, Savannah?
She can't see her, but did you know that I got diagnosed with something similar, but it was called, it's a little bit different.
It's called Lil PPSD.
gary franchi
Oh, I thought it was just ED.
unidentified
Lil.
elijah schaffer
It has mine has L-I-L before that.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what it stands for, but it says Lil PPSD.
gary franchi
Oh, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Grower gang, where you at?
You know.
I must explain.
This is an interesting.
It is interesting, though.
I just, I do bring this up, though.
It says this.
These physicians fear this could result in dramatic rise in physical health issues, such as coronary heart failure, if cases are not detected or treated early.
So there's a massive increase that they're seeing in the UK that they believe of not just heart disease, but other issues that are for that are related to PPSD.
gary franchi
He fears it could result in a dramatic rise in physical health issues unless it's detected or treated early.
How do you detect or treat it early?
It's a pandemic-related illness.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that's right?
But that's why they wanted to get rid of all the controls and they won't release the trials.
And that's why they need to get everybody, they need to get everybody vaccinated because once everybody's vaccinated, then there's no control variant.
Again, we don't know what people are.
I'm just going to tell you this.
I'm going to declare this forever.
I ain't getting that shit.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not joining in with the CCP, Globo, Homo, you know, American Empire.
gary franchi
I'm going to get triple boosted, though.
elijah schaffer
I want five boys.
gary franchi
I cannot wait to get boosted, and then I'll have superpowers because I saw it on Sesame Street.
elijah schaffer
Do you know why I'm not doing it?
Do you know why I'm not doing it?
I'm not doing it because I can't get enough boosters.
So I'm like, I'm going to go in or I'm like an all-in or go-home kind of guy.
So it's like, unless you can give me 12 boosters at the same time, I don't want them.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, I want as many.
And I want to save them.
I'm nice, Gary.
I want to save them for poor African kids.
gary franchi
Well, I'm going to get my vaccine card tattooed on my arm.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to put on my so I can pull it out.
Check it out.
gary franchi
Here's my vaccine card.
Now, can I get that omelet, please?
In New York?
elijah schaffer
I need to get if it's a barcode, I'm getting it tattooed on my penis so I can just pull it out places and be like, oh, if it's a barcode, why not just put it on my right hand or forehead?
gary franchi
Say if you had the mark.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
And I know.
gary franchi
No one could buy or sell.
elijah schaffer
All right, right.
No, you're gone.
I do want to tell you guys, though, if you see this, I'm wearing this lovely shirt at Blaze shop, Blaze merch shop.
You can find all of this merch.
I think it's 20% off with a Code Offensive 20, OFF ENSIVE20.
And I'm working on my other merch shop.
So get this merch.
There's a lot of really cool merch.
It actually fits really well.
It makes your mouse look good.
And it certifiably gives you BDE.
So if you want, it's actually a really comfortable merch.
It's simple.
I try to make it.
unidentified
It's going to be big energy.
gary franchi
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
But you got to get this merch.
It is really good.
And also remember to sign up at blazetv.com/slash Elijah as well, where you can, you know, become a member in SOB and support this show.
I do want to say, Gary, if people want to support you, if they want to, I know you're the lead anchor at nextnewsnetwork.com.
It's amazing.
I know that sometimes I fill in for you.
I know that you have amazing hosts.
Ivory Hecker's been on and just people expanding.
Honestly, nobody's bringing the news like you guys are bringing the news in such a clear format.
Where can people, where's the best place to be able to find you and to find that news?
gary franchi
You can watch us on YouTube, youtube.com/slash next news network.
You can find us on Rumble, BitChute, Odyssey, Getter, Twitter, Facebook.
You know, we're on all the socials.
elijah schaffer
They're everywhere.
Yeah, check it out.
You can also find me anywhere.
And of course, if you're making this far on the podcast, remember that the easiest way to support the show is to leave a five-star review.
It's literally free.
It costs you nothing.
And it's so freaking epic.
And we appreciate it.
And we read it on the show, perhaps.
We have two reviews here of the show, Gary, as they go download it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever else you can find it.
We have a review from Ruby Rules444.
It says, best Blaze host in my opinion.
I love your shows and how you bring the ridiculous things to make fun of.
As a Christian, it seems like you're not supposed to be upset or angry, but I know Jesus.
That's not true.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I'm back to bringing back war, Christians.
But I also know Jesus ripped some, flipped some tables for bringing ridiculous things to his house.
unidentified
He did.
elijah schaffer
He did.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thank you for being real and authentic.
I also have a feeling you are doing way more for the kingdom of God in your daily life than just the show you allow us to be a part of.
God bless you and your family, and I pray more people challenge themselves to truly stand up for what's right and to stop playing nice and letting people take our country.
I'm ready to flip tables in Jesus' name.
gary franchi
Amen.
elijah schaffer
Amen.
I know.
You want to read the next one, Gary?
gary franchi
This is from Tyler61.
What's up, Tyler?
Thanks for the review here.
Been great since 2016.
I've been watching this show since Berkeley happened, my sophomore year of high school.
Awesome show and only gets better.
The best part of this show is the horrendous vocabulary we learn from Kai Kai.
elijah schaffer
That's when drag queens have sex.
What?
We have a drag queen dictionary and we go through.
gary franchi
Are you serious?
Is there such a thing?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
If something's bad and we shouldn't know about it, I'll get it forever.
gary franchi
The best part of the show is the horrendous vocabulary we learn.
Kai Kai and Slave White vomiting into a bucket.
elijah schaffer
What am I reading here?
gary franchi
Vomiting into a bucket from always flashing back to the episode where Elijah interviewed a drag queen who did some servicing to six male roosters.
This show is awesome.
Savannah is tied to quarter black Garrett as a producer, and nothing will ever make this show horrible unless you visit another drag convention.
Thank you, Tyler.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyway, again, thank you guys so much again for supporting.
Make sure that you support Gary as well.
As we always say here, this is slightly offensive.
The best worst show on Blaze TV with confetti of color that we can always get blasted in our face.
And I, you know, and it is COC.
And I don't know, you know, if you, I'm sure it'll be there eventually.
But to give a little bit to Gary, can we give a little bit of confetti to Gary?
There he is.
I don't know.
I guess it's in post.
I don't really care.
You guys are seeing it, so that's what matters.
Have a great rest of the week.
Make sure to check out You Are Here from Last Night with Gary Franchie.
And of course, the guests coming up this week.
Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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