The WORST People on the Internet | Guest: Gary Franchi | Ep 211
The libs never take a day off from being enraged, and Christmas is no exception. From neighbors now being offended by Christmas lights to the hottest new ornament centering around abortion, the holiday season has been nothing short of startling. Gary Franchi of the Next News Network joins us to react to some of the most cringe people on the internet.
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No, but things have been weird, and we've been trying to connect.
It's been weird.
If you go to my screen, Savannah, I mean, when I thought that I've seen it all and I thought that things were not getting weird, we have things like this: people are trying to normalize the vaccine fairy, right?
We're telling kids that this is a normal thing, and oh, what is that?
This is the vaccine fairy.
Oh, no, it's a I don't know, it's a transgender in a unicorn hat.
Well, I mean, like, this is the weird thing: is like we're taking things like a vaccine, which is supposed to just be something that you would get like a medical procedure.
And we're trying to make it like it's a fun experience.
People are talking about getting orgasms.
People are talking about, yeah, I'm reading about this.
People talk about a lot of this stuff, having a great time getting the vaccines.
And now they're trying to link it to, they linked it to Halloween.
So it's like people have been freaking out about the wrong things.
And I know I'm trying to weigh down with this war on Christmas, but I do want to look at some of this stuff because I don't know if you saw that ad we played in the last episode where Santa's now gay.
I just said, hey, Mrs. Claus is not going to be happy when she finds out that Santa's, you know, getting more than his stuff, his stocking stuffed this Christmas.
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I objectively believe this is not a joke.
Look, it's fictitious characters.
I can think of what I want them to do.
And I think in my fictitious world, Mrs. Claus is going to be pissed when she finds out that Santa Claus is getting, you know, more, he's getting stuck in the middle of the day.
So this is crazy too, but obviously, like, they ruined it with the ornaments.
But then also, too, there's this really cringy song that Savannah found, which was just, I'm going to make you guys listen to it because I don't, because I hate it so much.
But let's go ahead and let's cue video four if we can here for a moment.
Yeah, they were, there was, I was happening to Sydney recently and she, they were piling on her and the people were writing really, really tragic, horrible stuff.
And I think people don't understand that.
It's like, you know, when you write these things online, ask yourself, would you say them in person?
Because I think that's what's weird about the online space is this is like interesting too, like with all the all these people that post these strange things.
Yeah, see, you create, see, social media has removed actual social interaction.
There's no accountability.
You could do hit and run on comments and just completely trash somebody.
But like you said, would you say this to somebody in person?
No.
Generally, you wouldn't.
Imagine creating a video, right?
And we should do this.
We should take one post and then we should just have a group of people sitting around table reading those tweets to that person who just made this post, whatever they are, whatever they're hate-filled or funny or whatever.
And just humanize that interaction because then you can actually see what it would look like in person if a comment thread or a tweet response came to life.
You know, I also think too, but like when you read this, where the dad did say, shut the up with your modern terms for made-up bullshit.
That is a really great phrase.
And I think I'm going to add that to my list of responses to journalists when they reach out.
Do you know they've stopped?
Because I don't know if you know this, but they've stopped reaching out because there was a lot of articles written about a recent episode that we did with Kyle.
And they stopped reaching out to me for comment because the same people write the same articles.
And I just write them back that I rebuke you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Well, yeah, but it turns out that somebody was offended by somebody's Christmas lights display.
This is a real letter that somebody received apparently or allegedly.
I want to read this to you.
So somebody had a Christmas display.
It says it's from Minneapolis.
So that makes 100% because Minneapolis is completely lost.
And this letter came in and said, I couldn't help but notice your Christmas light display during these unprecedented times that we have all experienced challenges with which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.
The idea of twinkling colorful lights are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society, a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or who can't afford to put up lights of their own.
We must do the work of educating ourselves about the harmful impact an outward-facing display like yours can have.
I challenge you to respect the dignity of all people while striving to learn from differences, ideas, and opinions of our neighbors.
We must come together collectively and challenge these institutional inequities.
St. Anthony is a community welcoming of all people, and we must demand better for ourselves.
This is where I wish Savannah was on camera because these are those moments that I bounce turns and go, I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Part of me wants to think this is a parody and half the stuff we look at.
Like, I wish one day someone would come, Gary, and just tell me, yo, Elijah, you're actually retarded, which I knew previously, but then they update me and say, this entire time you've been following for the pranks.
These are not real.
Society is not like this.
People, these are all fake photos, and you're actually stupid.
And I see this, though, and I go, I know this, if this is fake, fine.
But there's nothing here that would surprise me if this was real because the way that it was written was so much, so toxic and such bullshit that you just, it has to be from a real person because people are like this.
It touts itself as like the, what's that one libertarian outlet here that reason, yeah.
So it's like their libertarian outlet, which is supposed to be for freedom.
Now, Claire, their managing editor, or whoever she is, you know, has been really begun advocating for these quarantine camps that have been happening over there.
Yeah, and what they were using, and they use pictures of when the Olympics team had to stay in a quarantine camp.
So it's like hot, you know, not hot, but like fit people like sunbathing to try to paint it like it's totally a great thing.
And they've been really backing the government on their authoritarianism, which shows me that libertarianism is a dead idea that can't work long term.
It can't work because if I look at how the libertarians are handling things in other countries and I see what they're doing, then I know those ideas are not going to work for us either to fight this.
And it's so funny because I saw this meme here, right?
She's been fighting with Tim Poole.
She blocked me.
They've been calling us idiots for speaking out against the quarantine camps.
I have family there, as you know.
It's not a good thing.
Family can't cross state lines.
They can't visit each other.
They're risking losing their jobs.
But it's funny because the double speak that we're seeing today and the way things are changing is the main issue Quillette had was people calling it a concentration camp.
And okay, I admit, that's a little too far at this point.
Yeah, a guarded compound for mass detention without hearings or the imprisonment without trial of civilians.
Okay, so it is technically not.
It's about right.
Okay, but okay, you're not wrong.
But look, I found this meme.
It was so good.
I was telling Tim Cast.
I'm like, see, you were wrong.
It's a vacation.
Like, stop calling it a concentration camp.
It's just an Australian government-run facility where you are detained without a trial, relocated by the military, cannot leave whenever you want, and will be pursued and arrested for trying to escape in the name of safety.
You saw that you get fined $5,000 if you try to leave.
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But like you said, you know, obviously, unfortunately, we don't have the ability to tune out everything because things are very serious.
And it's like when we're talking about this, like with the Australian camps, I think what's happening now is that people are so tired of hearing how bad and how quickly the world is accelerating that they're trying, they actually are trying to just tune it out.
Like people are getting numb or people are getting fed up.
Like there's one or two.
Like people are either just tuning out or people are waking up even more and they're going, we got to do something fast.
You said nothing shocks you, but apparently, like you said, the acceleration is so quickly.
The post-millennial actually wrote this.
Is that shocking?
In the wake of Austria's drastic lockdown, which by the way, Austria made it mandatory to have vaccines and also locked down the unvaccinated and prison them.
In the wake of Austria's drastic lockdowns of unvaccinated people, EU chief calls for throwing out the Nuremberg Code.
Ursula van der Leyen, the head of the EU Commission, told the press on Wednesday that she's in favor of scrapping the long-standing Nuremberg Code and forcing people to get vaccinated against COVID.
Ursula, the head of the EU Commission, told the press on Wednesday that she's in favor of scrapping it.
She says she wants to force people to get vaccinated.
Now, if you know anything about this, this Nuremberg Code is basically there to protect people from being operated on or having procedures against their will.
And they're going, they're just admitting this.
Look, we're trying to reintroduce this authoritarianism, this globalized authoritarianism, and we don't care.
Well, and it's so interesting because it's like, like Jordan Peterson weighed in on this and was like, hey, it's just the Nuremberg Code.
Only what we learned from the Nazi atrocities, not least those that were medical.
And so this is either saying two things.
I got to be so careful.
I'm looking over at Savannah.
I got to be so careful how I word this because I'm not making this claim.
And I'd like to say I'm not making this claim before I say what they're implying.
They're either implying that the Nuremberg Code isn't important because it's based off of lies and that they lied about the account of Nazi Germany, which then they're Holocaust deniers.
And they're saying that really the Nuremberg Code isn't needed because it's really not that important because it's not like basically it doesn't apply to anything.
It's not real.
Or it is real.
And these are just authoritarian people that want to commit mass atrocities.
So it's like, there's no good way to talk about throwing out the Nuremberg Code.
Either A, they're admitting they lied about World War II narrative and they're denying their narrative or B, they're saying their narrative is true, but they're actually as evil as the Nazis.
So they're kind of like in this, in this, in this interesting prerogative where they always call us Nazis, tell us that the worst people in the world are two people.
Ready for this?
They're Nazis and Holocaust deniers.
Those are the worst people.
That's all they talk about.
And it's like, but in this case, if they're advocating for this, they're one of those two groups naturally.
That's who they are and that's what they're doing.
So it's like, this is what these people always do.
They throw names on us and they accuse us.
And it's like, oh, you're this and you're that.
And they're like one month later, they're exactly what they called us.
We sit here and we're like, I'm not those things.
I'm not, I'm not a Nazi.
I'm not a Holocaust denier.
I don't do any of those things.
And then they come out of left field swinging like, guess what?
Well, it's interesting because the article goes on and says that in Austria, people over 12 who are not vaccinated are currently almost completely locked down, only allowed outside for absolutely necessary essential tasks like food or medical appointments.
In an interview she gave to the BBC, the EU chief said that it was understandable and appropriate to consider vaccine mandates, especially due to the new Omicron variant, which, by the way, no one's talking about how many people it's killing.
Yeah, I think I'm going to find something real fast on my page.
I was laughing so hard because, so I've been taking this real anti-humor of like celebrating horrible things.
Like if you can go to my screen here, I think I can zoom in.
If you can go to my screen, like people are like, just get vaccinated.
And I'm like, I don't do bad things.
Like just to make people mad on the internet for no reason.
Oh, sorry.
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But I think I'm trying to find something specifically.
Oh, yeah, but Zubi said this.
He's like, I believe that what is going on in many countries is truly evil.
I do not believe it has anything to do with keeping people healthy or safe.
I typically try to give some benefit of the doubt, but I can't anymore.
The intentions are purely sinister.
And it's true, though, Gary.
It's true because that's my point.
It's like, we're talking about, you know, we have to have new restrictions and lockdowns for the unvaccinated because the Omicron, who's bringing the Omicron in?
Well, at least in Wisconsin, it was the vaccinated.
In Australia, I looked and it was a vaccinated person too.
So what the hell is the point of all this?
If it was to keep people safe, we need a quarantine.
Like if this was really deadly and the vaccines weren't working, there wouldn't be different rights and restrictions for the unvaccinated and vaccinated.
And also, I'm talking to a lot of people who got both jabs that are like, I'm not getting booster shots.
I'm sorry.
Like, I did that shit.
It's over.
I'm not doing anything else.
And I don't know if you're seeing that, but even people that gave in were like, duh, I'm drawing the line.
It's like, Elijah, quote, I'm witnessing tyranny around the world, which is being aided and abetted by big tech companies censoring anyone who tries to stand up against it.
And the big tech companies like, ooh, let's delete that.
Like, they delete my videos.
Let's delete my videos.
Like, oops.
That's what the video was saying.
There's a police state, tech companies are supporting the police state and they're censoring you and they're keeping, it was literally the videos about what happened to me in, they deleted you.
What's crazy is that then I posted the video, like I mentioned earlier, about Santa being gay.
It was just literally, there was no.
And it was deleted for hate speech.
Then I uploaded a video reading the newspaper from Australia, reading it, that said that this guy died from COVID, but his official cause of death was spinal meningitis.
And they removed it for violating terms of service.
We read a newspaper, a trusted newspaper.
It wasn't even mocking anything.
It was like a, I was like, literally said, breaking news, guys.
And I read and I read the news.
And then, and then I uploaded this picture and it got removed for violating community guidelines, which is police stepping on a freedom sign.
You can't even talk about the police state on the internet on certain apps.
They'll delete it.
Now, I know people say these apps are trash, and they are.
But I'm also bringing up an alarming thing that one of the most used apps in the world and in America right now is TikTok.
So even if you're like, we agree it's trash.
This is where people are getting their information from and this is where they're consuming the information.
And the power hold on this app, I mean, everyone knows it's CCP controlled, but I wanted to show people when I say it's CCP controlled, this is what I mean.
You can't point out, you can't point out tyranny or the police state.
Like, they started applying these warning labels under every single video about election integrity or something, just because we're talking about politics, American politics.
And then we just said, you know what the hell with this?
The subscribers just started dropping, dropping, dropping.
It's genuinely, I always tell people, it's like this show.
So, like, kind of cringy videos, but they prove a good point.
It's like, this is what I always say about this show, too.
It's like, whenever people tell me the show is kind of cringy, I go, it is, but also, I've also stated that publicly on the show.
But it's unfortunate, like, it's only a symptom of the fact that of who I am, plus the world has gotten very cringe recently.
So, as it has been for a long time, but I feel like you put combine me and that together, it is what it is.
And, guys, that's the kind of quality entertainment we bring.
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So, so, you know, like we were saying, though, with this police state thing, I mean, like, if you go back to my screen, I mean, isn't that, isn't that the funniest thing seeing that there's an image of police stepping on a freedom sign and that violates guidelines?
They are only proving the points when they do these things.
When they clamp down on your ability to make a post with a picture like that or even have a video where you're making a statement like that, they are only proving that there is a police.
Like we talked about this show, before we fully lost monetization on this show and fully got demonetized for a picture of me that's not me when they used a picture of a woman in the Capitol with her feet on the desk and told the tech companies that that was me and it wasn't me.
And then they demonetized their channels based off of that picture, which.
These people, well, okay, well, this is, we talked about this.
This is, well, actually, you know what?
I'm going to talk about this later tonight.
If you saw this, this is airing Wednesday.
You can watch Gary Franchie on You Are Here Live.
That was last night's episode.
You should watch it because if you're watching this, there's not a new You Are Here out and that's a great time.
And we talked about this other story.
But I do want to say, though, with this, it does kind of bring this up.
So there's been this move, right?
Where we're kind of like, we're around there and like, we're saying like, yo, the vaccines are safe and effective.
You know, like, they're kind of like winking at us.
Like, trust me.
And then they're like, by the way, after we administered a couple billion vials of this stuff, we're going to start testing to see if they cause any problems long term.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
But then like, this is what's so crazy.
So obviously one of the vaccines, there's a relation to heart inflammation.
My brother-in-law got myocarditis from the vaccine.
Okay, anyway, I was going to say, like, it's funny because if you've been seeing that, there's this, they've been coming up with there's been a huge increase of heart-related illnesses.
Check this out.
Up to 300,000 people are going to be facing heart-related illnesses due to post-pandemic stress disorder, warns physicians.
And this is the official statement, and I'm going to back this up and say, Do you know what else is causing heart conditions?
So, it says this that it's two London physicians have warned this could result in a 4.5% raise in cardiovascular cases nationally because of the effects of PPSD.
Do you know what's so crazy about this?
Do you know what else they said is causing heart disorders?
So, everything's do you know we're going to see we're going to see an increase in children in heart issues too?
I think it was because of weather or something like that.
Oh, so I'm just going to let you know something.
Since we've upjected, since the science is settled, Gary, the science is settled, and vaccines are fully safe and effective, and everyone should take as many of them as possible, mix and match.
We've already done this.
It is so crazy that there's no link, period, between them and the massive increase of heart conditions that are zero link.
These physicians fear this could result in dramatic rise in physical health issues, such as coronary heart failure, if cases are not detected or treated early.
So there's a massive increase that they're seeing in the UK that they believe of not just heart disease, but other issues that are for that are related to PPSD.
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I also have a feeling you are doing way more for the kingdom of God in your daily life than just the show you allow us to be a part of.
God bless you and your family, and I pray more people challenge themselves to truly stand up for what's right and to stop playing nice and letting people take our country.