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The holiday season is in full swing, and the stores are already filled with gay nutcrackers, Black Friday looters, and intersex-trans satanists looking for the perfect gifts for their families! One of the biggest gifts we were given over the Thanksgiving break was a new list of names to call white people. From mayo monkeys to parmesan parasites, the “black spaces” on Twitter have not stopped short of calling for gassing their lighter counterparts. So, happy holidays! Things are getting crazy.

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elijah schaffer
We're back from the holiday break.
Yes, Slightly Offensive did not go away.
We have more crazy things to cover.
The insanity hasn't stopped.
And that was a fan submission.
Thank you for whoever it was that sent that.
We do play your fan submissions on the show because we care about you.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I am your top 17 host here on Slightly Offensive, the best, worst show on Blaze TV with Confetti of Color, COC.
I am joined by my guest today, Nuance Bro, all the way from South Texas.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
Do you like the COC in your face?
First thoughts.
unidentified
Doesn't everybody?
It is.
elijah schaffer
You know, it really is.
Do you know who else is enjoying this recently?
If you can go to my screen, Savannah, everything is just gay today.
Everything's homosexuality.
It's state-enforced.
It's appreciated by few, but it is given to us.
The Nutcracker is gay.
And I don't know if this comes as a surprise to you.
unidentified
Well, I saw that you mentioned that the Nutcracker always has nuts in his mouth, so it's kind of sus.
But, you know, I noticed they also have the new like trans Black Lives Matter flag in there, but I think that's kind of copyrighted.
So are they paying royalties to the person who designed that flag?
I don't know about that.
elijah schaffer
Well, and too, it's kind of sad because I always heard that black people, you know, got some, you know, bigger size going on down there.
But this, this black guy has got a skirt on and there's no bulge.
So apparently the only nuts that he has are the ones that we've shoved in his mouth.
I just realized that, you know, as of all things in Christmas, if anything was going to come out of the closet, it was going to be the Nutcracker.
unidentified
I mean, why are you assuming he's black?
He's kind of, he could be anything.
You don't know.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
unidentified
And he's going to be like Hispanic.
You know, he's got, is that a mustache?
He's kind of got like a Hispanic.
You could put a sombrero on him.
You wouldn't be able to tell.
elijah schaffer
I know.
We're going to be talking about this in a lot more.
We are joined, of course, also by Savannah Hernandez, who's back here, our resident producer and also the host of the Rapid Fire podcast.
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unidentified
I mean, I bought six pairs the other day, so you can never have too many.
elijah schaffer
That's true, that's true.
So, I don't know if we can go back to, I think we were talking.
So, speaking of balls and nuts, I don't know if you've noticed recently, but it just seems like there is this attack on basically anything that is traditional, anything that is valuable in this country, anything that's the establishment, whether that's family values, whether that's the normal Christian values, whether it's straightness or whatever.
It seems like there is nothing that is safe from the globalist American empire that they will gayify, feminize, or just make anything cringe that they can get their hands on.
unidentified
I mean, it seems like it.
I don't know.
They just push it into kids' faces.
It's in kids' shows.
What's the, I don't know, what do you think is the end goal around that?
elijah schaffer
I think they want us all to be the gay nutcracker.
Like, I think they all want us to look like this.
Like, you know, if you go onto TikTok, there's a lot of women who are people, I don't know if they're women that actually already look like that.
Like, I don't even put it on the screen, Savannah.
But it's like, it's honestly, if you go to TikTok and you look at that, that is about 60% of the people on that app already.
So it's all, they've gotten the next generation.
There's really nobody that's safe from these people.
It's true.
unidentified
Yeah, I just, I don't understand the reasoning unless, like, you know, there are those Marxist types that really just want to destroy the country and bring about revolution.
And then usually, once those revolutions come and they have like their full communist society, they're not too kind to those types of people in, you know, in like the Soviet Union, Cuba, historically, and things like that.
But that's the only reason I can imagine if you want to go down that sort of like conspiratorial route.
But I feel like a lot of people are just going along because they think it's like the progressive, enlightened thing to do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think so too.
And you know what's weird though is that they always end up looking like demons at the end of all this.
Like we have this video here.
I just, so there's an intersex trans demon that identifies themselves as a threat, which is a new interesting thing because, you know, I've always thought these people are a threat to the security of our posterity and our nation.
And apparently they're finally realizing two things.
Did you see that they're calling themselves a threat?
And did you also see they're identifying as it pronouns?
So they've identified themselves as objects.
unidentified
Yeah, I've seen all kinds of what they call neo pronouns.
It's those new types of pronouns, but I haven't seen the threat thing yet.
elijah schaffer
Well, just like anything neo, neo-con, neo-pronoun, probably better off dead.
Let's go ahead and let's play this video here in video number four.
unidentified
I'm just going to post this every time people ask me the same questions over and over again.
elijah schaffer
My name's Farah.
unidentified
I am a trans woman, as well as an intersex woman.
My pronouns are she, her, they, them, or your grace.
My eyes are tattooed.
elijah schaffer
My nose is a piercing.
unidentified
I identify as a threat, a nightmare, and a goddess.
So please bow down to me.
I do not believe in God.
elijah schaffer
I don't worship the devil.
unidentified
But yes, I am a Satanist, which means I am my own God and I worship myself.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
elijah schaffer
You know, I always say with these people that they always tell us things that we didn't ask to know, but they really give us more information than we asked.
And I don't know if you were even tracking that video.
I don't know what to say.
I don't even know what to say about that.
It was very weird.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, I kind of put it in the same realm of people who already kind of overly tattooed themselves.
A lot of this seems to be this, you know, it's both attention seeking, but it's also them thinking like, I'm rebelling against society.
I'm not going to follow your rules.
And maybe I feel like they all had, generally speaking, more often than not, bad relationships with their families.
elijah schaffer
They were probably molested.
unidentified
Something happened in childhood, I'd have to imagine.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because it's the, it's what it is, is though, like, this is what's so crazy is I don't have a problem with people like this just existing.
Like my friend, you know, him too.
We're actually just texting him, John Doyle, would probably want this person to like be executed or something.
But like, I'm not there.
I'm not there at the moment.
But I am going to say, though, that, like, you know, I used to be like, okay, with these people just existing, but because of social media, their existence is no longer just quiet or like somehow in the background.
It's become suggested to me in my daily life.
And now, to everybody watching this, I'll say, you're welcome.
You guys get to see it too.
And it's like, there's so many people like this that I've made a good living of just basically roasting these people.
Like, this is becoming like a cancer, like a disease.
And I don't actually know how we can stop it.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, we used to call them sort of alternative or deviant lifestyles, but now it seems like they're trying to push that as the norm a lot of times on the new generation.
I mean, I was talking to this kid who was at like a family gathering of mine.
He was in the seventh grade, and he was telling me how almost all the kids in his classroom, like the females, they're all like identifying with like different types of pronouns.
They're all bisexual.
Like almost none of them would just identify as a sort of standard, straight, normal female.
elijah schaffer
Even the nutcracker.
The nutcracker doesn't homosexual.
What do you think about that?
What do you think about homosexual nutcrackers and satanic demon threats?
I mean, how are you doing?
How's your holiday season going?
savanah hernandez
There's a lot to deal with.
And the holiday season's going good.
Saw some of my cousins who have been targeted with said indoctrination.
And it's really sad to see.
It really is.
It's confusing for the kids.
They don't know what's going on.
They see a gay nutcracker.
They think it's normal.
It's not normal, kids.
Don't do drugs.
Don't catch figure eyeballs.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But it's like, it's also too the logic in these people.
It's like, I'm a goddess, but I don't believe in God.
It's like, so then what is a goddess?
Like, then what does that even mean?
It's like, I don't believe in Satan, but I'm a Satanist, which means I worship myself.
Well, where do you think the doctrine of self-worship, what do you think that even means?
Where do you think that comes from?
The idea of thinking that you are a God.
That's literally the story of Satan thinking he was above God, that he had greater power, that he should be God.
And so it's like you look at these people and they're so confusing that I don't even know.
I can't over, I can't even break down their logic anymore.
I can't track it.
Like, am I just retarded?
Is that what it is?
Or like, why can't I track these people?
I can't keep up with their stupidity.
unidentified
No, I mean, you have to look to the philosophical principles that kind of underlay how they act.
Like, these are people who are fans of like, I mean, if they even are aware, but generally speaking, the ideology comes from people like Foucault and Derrida, and they don't really believe in the concept of logic.
Like everything, they believe in doing away with all these things.
So it's their primary sort of motivator is chaos.
elijah schaffer
You think that's what they want?
They just want, they just want the world.
unidentified
Chaos, anarchy, you know, it's like the Joker and the Batman, you know, or when Michael Cain talks about some people just want to watch the world burn.
There's, there's a lot of people like that.
elijah schaffer
So you think, but do you feel like this is just an outward display of inward trauma?
Like, cause you were saying bad things happened.
Like, is it that they've become their life has been so chaotic and so bad that they've had to like embrace chaos as being a good thing?
Like, kind of like those people who are trying to make being fat a good thing, which it never will be.
And it's disgusting.
And it really is.
And it's like, but it's also, that's why there should be shame in it because when you're fat, you know, you're tired.
You don't have as much energy.
You don't feel good about yourself.
And that's important because those are ways that we were designed.
Feedback mechanisms, if you don't believe in God, but I believe design mechanisms so that we stay healthy, so that we don't, you know, so you feel hungover if you drink too much or, you know, if you smoke, you can, you know, start coughing and you can have breathing problems.
These are feedback mechanisms to tell you, hey, you got to make a lifestyle change.
You've got to change.
And the chaos and the discomfort that we feel in chaos is not meant for us to try to spread that chaos then and try to normalize.
Like we're not supposed to normalize obesity.
We're not supposed to normalize alcoholism.
We're not supposed to normalize like negative feedback behavior.
And that's what I feel like is with all of this body modification and these people on TikTok is their lives are horrible.
They don't feel good.
They feel horrible on the inside.
And instead of just being like, hey, I need to make changes.
I've got to improve myself.
I've got to feel better.
They decide that they're going to, I don't know, embrace it and tell us that not only is it good, but we should follow in their footsteps.
And I just, I reject it.
unidentified
Yeah.
I mean, it's easier for them to kind of bash other people and try to make other people unhappy to bring them down to their level rather than working on themselves to improve themselves to bring themselves up to the other people's level.
So, you know, these are people who typically have pain bodies.
They're dealing with, you know, it's like the fat people you were talking about.
Remember when like Adele lost all that weight or whatever, and she had all these people who were angry at her for making a choice, a lifestyle choice for her to get healthier.
And they were angry at her.
And it's because, you know, these are miserable people and they don't want to see other people doing better in life.
elijah schaffer
They're depressed tubbies.
They're just fat.
They're just fat people.
You know, there's other people that have butt cracks in the front of their body.
Like people have two butts.
You know what I mean?
We've invented words, fupa.
unidentified
Well, sometimes, I don't know if you saw the photo of like the two fat chicks, one white, one black, like holding the hands on the sticks.
It looked like they were simultaneously facing forwards and backwards because they had all that like fat around their knees.
So you couldn't tell if they were facing forward or backwards.
elijah schaffer
It's disgusting.
And you know what?
Because speaking of this, it's like everything has to be gay.
And we have gay viewers on the show.
So it's not like I'm like, I'm not attacking people for being gay.
I just meant like, why do we have to make everything gay?
You know what I mean?
Like, if, so a good example of this is Santa Claus.
A commercial came out.
Usually, I don't know if people have seen this, but like, obviously Santa Claus has Mrs. Claus.
But apparently Santa Claus isn't just, you know, stocking stuffing because he's getting his stockings stuffed.
Apparently.
Apparently, he's spending time on, I don't know, whatever, the North Polidar.
It's like his grinder version.
Apparently he's gay.
Let's go ahead and play the commercial where we find out, the kids can find out on network television that Santa Claus is a homosexual.
I'm assuming this is like a gay man.
He's thirsty.
Pretty good proportions on the face.
Looks like he got a little plastic surgery.
This is for our blind viewers, by the way.
Santa looks at him and is like, wow.
And then what happened?
Santa disappeared.
So I don't know what.
So I guess these guys just being gay, you know, being chilling, living his life.
Thinking about Santa Claus.
He's thinking about having sex with Santa Claus or something.
This is real.
Santa comes back to his house.
me trying to figure out what's going on so santa's at somebody's house And he says he really wanted to be with this gay man.
So he sets the gifts down.
And you know, they're going to give a nice, wholesome hug to Santa Claus.
You guys know.
unidentified
I can feel the sexual attention.
elijah schaffer
Wow, this is really uncomfortable.
unidentified
This is really drawn out.
Oh, no, no.
savanah hernandez
It's happening.
unidentified
No.
No, no, no.
Cut, What is this a commercial for?
What's the product?
Is it actually a commercial or is it just like a product is indoctrination?
elijah schaffer
Yes, I don't know.
I don't speak Swedish, but it's Norwegian.
Or Norwegian.
But I will say they've turned Santa Claus into a full-blown sodomite this year.
And apparently, Santa just has crushes on men.
Maybe Santa's bisexual.
Who knows?
unidentified
I still don't get it.
I don't know what I just watched.
I don't know what the product is.
I don't know why it was so long, but that doesn't look like a commercial to me.
elijah schaffer
It was for like a bank or something, I believe.
It was like some sort of a Christmas message.
I do want to say this.
So obviously, you know, just this is just to let you guys know.
So Santa's gay, the Nutcracker's gay.
We have this on the table, but I got to let you guys know something.
So we know that this Christmas, we don't want your Christmas to be gay.
We want your Christmas to be great and jolly, the good kind of gay, the one where you can be happy and enjoy your life, which is why we know that a lot of you guys were affected by the, specifically by the mandates that have been going on around the country and kind of around the world where you've lost your jobs, your reputations, et cetera.
And so this Christmas is not going to be as jolly as you wish because you're struggling financially because of the government and your employers instilling medical tyranny on you.
So if you go to my screen, Savannah, we are starting our SOB Save Christmas fund.
Let's get a little confetti.
Can we get a little confetti?
Yes, it's our Save Christmas fund, guys.
We're trying to raise $10,000 in order for you guys to help as many of you as possible to give you guys $500 gifts if you've been affected by the mandates and have lost money because of this.
This is totally true.
And it's non-taxable, just a free donation.
So guys, if you have not lost your job and you are not hurting financially and you can give to this campaign, SOBs, I need you guys to help me to raise $10,000.
By the time this airs, I will have given.
I'm going to give $1,000 into the fund directly myself.
If you can give $5, you can give $10.
Let's try to raise $10,000 to help people because while everyone's talking about Christmas being Santa's gay, the Nutcracker's gay, let's just actually have a good Christmas and help our people out.
Those of you that watch the show, and if you, if that's you and you've lost money and you don't, you can't celebrate Christmas and you want to be a part of this campaign, what you can do is there's an email in the description of this campaign.
You can find the link to this in the description and you can apply to receive one of the donations.
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I think this is pretty cool, right?
Dean Sparrow, people should give to this.
We should help each other out.
unidentified
Yeah, it seems like in keeping with the Christmas spirit.
elijah schaffer
So some people just turn Santa Claus gay.
That doesn't help anyone.
This helps people.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, money is a lot more helpful than men kissing on bank commercials in Norway.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
It's true.
It's free, but it's true.
So speaking, I know we were talking a lot about there's been a lot of talk about black supremacy recently.
I don't know, you know, the Waukesha attack.
Do you think that was a black supremacist attack?
unidentified
It seems like, I mean, they're claiming no motive.
You know, you see car accident is like how it's described in the media, but it seems to me like there was a motive.
He looks like he was driving into people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he also has a history of vitriol towards white people.
Like, can I just say this?
This is an interesting thing.
Why does nobody understand?
I want to go to this for a second.
Like the fact that people, a lot of black people really don't like white people.
Like, this is not, this is not weird to understand.
If you go to my screen, Savannah, there's been a lot of these Twitter spaces where people are titling them like, why do white people exist?
The real talk.
And if you see the people that are in the Twitter space, it's mostly the POCs, the Latinx, and the Blacks, and they're in there.
And really, I've been joining some of these spaces.
I've been, there's a few of them.
There's even a white people be overstepping hashtag trending.
There's a lot of hatred towards less melanated people in the world.
So I don't know why it seems like it couldn't be a possible motive that this guy just hated white people.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, if you look at his Facebook posts and, you know, things on social media, it seems pretty evident.
I was in a few of those spaces as well.
elijah schaffer
What happened?
What were they talking about?
Oh, man.
unidentified
They had a hashtag like mayo monkeys, like, or whatever.
Uh, they, uh, there was a lot of you know, talks up talks about white genocide.
Um, but then white people started doing like their own versions back, so they're like doing things about like, are there too many black women in public?
That was a big one that kind of blew up.
I was in that one, I told one of my stories on there.
It was a very interesting, like, back and forth.
It was like a digital Twitter race war on Twitter spaces, and all of this, as uh, Jack Dorsey just steps away, it was happening during all this.
So he walks away for a second, and everything goes to crap.
elijah schaffer
Black people are always wild, and they really are on the internet, and they get no, they get no uh consequences, they pay no consequences.
Like, I watch this all the time, they're always wild in against white people.
Like, not the spaces is the new thing, but there's so many hashtags.
If you go to black Twitter, it is the most anti-white, like it's not just pro-black, it is like an anti-white venting algorithm of just complaining about white people.
unidentified
Yeah, in one of these spaces, there was like a 19-year-old anarcho-socialist telling me there was no such thing as an anti-white hate crime.
And I'm like, What do you mean?
Like, the FBI literally has anti-white hate crimes, like that's a thing.
And it's like, No, it's not.
The FBI doesn't have that.
And it's like, we pulled it up for him, and he still refused to recognize that as being the case.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, there is anti-white hatred.
Like, listen to this.
Uh, let's go to this play video one.
unidentified
First of all, let me tell you something.
If you're in here, or y'all go right back and tell them, y'all ain't got to tell them that nobody else said shit but me.
I'm going to say this, and you ain't got to chop shit up.
I am for the white genocide.
I am for the total erasure of the white race.
I, you don't have to chop this up.
Yes, I am for all of you white bitches dying like flies.
I am for it.
I am for it.
I support it.
I am for putting all you white postings in a gas chamber and letting them ring, bitch.
I am for it.
So, you don't have to chop shit up.
I'm for it, and I'm going to stand 10 toes down behind it, bitch.
Simple as that.
So, you got to chop shit up.
You ain't got to screw the shit, bitch.
I said it and I stand on it.
elijah schaffer
I mean, and like I said, this is what they're saying on Twitter, and they don't get shut down.
They don't get any consequence.
They keep their things.
Imagine.
I hate doing the imagine if it was reversed thing.
unidentified
It's important to do that.
elijah schaffer
But yeah, it's like, imagine if I went into a Twitter space and used my account to just talk about genociding, I don't know, Jews or black people or a whole nother, you know, ethnicity or race.
Not only would I lose my account, I'd probably lose my job.
I would lose.
unidentified
Oh, not probably.
You definitely would.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Forever.
elijah schaffer
Even if it was ironic, even if I was joking about it, it wouldn't be acceptable.
But black people get this black supremacy pass where they're allowed to be overtly racist.
And why, though?
I mean, what's if you're trying to stamp out racism and hatred, like how can you on a social media site be saying we're trying to stamp out misinformation and hate speech?
And then a black person calls for the literal genocide of an entire race of people, the dominant race in this country, the majority, and then they get to keep their account as if without any consequence.
unidentified
Yeah, they just get cute with definitions.
So they're like, actually, you just can't be racist against white people.
So they change it.
It's like, well, we can be prejudiced, we can be bigoted, but we can't be racist.
So they change the definition saying, well, it requires systemic power plus prejudice.
And then that's how you get real racism.
It's, it's just ridiculous.
It's not serious.
And they just want to justify their own bigotry by changing around definitions.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, and I think it's kind of weird too, because the racism from black people towards white people is very well understood and is something that I've grew up with in Los Angeles because Los Angeles is a very self-segregated region specifically.
You know, I mean, obviously, if you go into the wealthier areas, you can have a pretty good mix.
But like, literally, like the Middle Easterns and then like Armenians are, you know, in the east side.
Then you have, you know, the rich.
Well, actually, Asians and Middle Easterns and white people in the hills, but then you have the Hispanic areas, the black areas, the Jewish areas.
I mean, it's very just split up naturally.
And obviously, there's real racial tensions, you know, specifically mostly between Asians and blacks, is like the biggest issue.
But nobody talked about the racial issues and tensions between anybody else except for black and white people, and specifically just from white people towards black people, not realizing that racial divisions and these kinds of differences and cultural problems and clashes is something that every culture, every race experiences, not just with white people, but with each other as well.
Like there's a real complicated racial structure just in a region like Los Angeles.
Nobody talks about it.
And instead, they just pretend like the only people out there that can be racist that can be hateful are white people.
And that also that hate is can be internalized.
It may come out in microaggressions.
And even if you don't realize it, you are a racist, even if you're unless you're anti-racist, right?
Unless you're unless you're woke, you're actually naturally born into racism.
And I just think it's kind of bullshit.
I think it's an attack on white people.
I don't think it's based in any academic truth.
I don't think it's based in any reality.
I think it's just intentionally made to shit on white people and try to make try to destroy our culture and our identity as a people.
unidentified
Well, that's how it's portrayed in the media.
They always try to portray it as the type of racism you're likely to experience in America is a white person, you know, going against a minority, right?
That's how it's always portrayed in like Hollywood or the media generally.
But statistically, it's more likely, you know, per capita to be a black person.
I mean, there's a Rasmussen poll out.
I don't know if you've ever seen this where they asked people of different races who they think is the race with the most racists.
Like which race is most racist, kind of.
And even black people, like everyone said black people, but black people also said black people.
This is a 2013 Rasmussen poll.
And they did a more recent version as well.
And then black people didn't choose black people, but it was still overwhelmingly black people that they chose the most racist because that's what you experience if you've ever, you know.
I mean, that's my experience.
elijah schaffer
So, me too.
Savannah, do you well?
Black guys probably like you.
You feel like you're like a kink for black men.
savanah hernandez
No, absolutely.
elijah schaffer
White men.
unidentified
You don't think so?
I wouldn't.
savanah hernandez
Honestly, though, I don't know.
As a brown person, I mean, I guess I'm not as targeted with it.
So I don't see it as people racist to you.
elijah schaffer
Besides me, I don't.
savanah hernandez
I honestly think that racism is a construct of one's mind.
I really do.
I'm not saying racism doesn't exist, but I think that if somebody looks at you the wrong way in a Starbucks, that can be construed as racism if you want it to be.
And I think a lot of people in society do that.
elijah schaffer
You saw that one celebrity, what's her name?
She got arrested because I think she brought, I don't know if she was a tennis player or who she was, but she was like, this is a big news story the other day because she was like freaking out inside of the airport.
unidentified
I think it was Azalea Banks who's like, yeah, because she said they were racially profiling her.
elijah schaffer
So she got arrested and got arrested and said it's because she's black and people.
savanah hernandez
They see that.
And they get out of hand, they act ridiculous.
And then they say it's a racism thing.
When then the police come in and you have to get involved because people start throwing things and getting crazy and screaming and threatening people.
It's like, no, bro, just be civilized.
unidentified
I saw this even in one of my Twitter spaces where there were two black individuals, American blacks, and then I actually brought in an African blacks.
And I don't know if you know this, but black Americans and black Africans who are in America kind of beef with each other.
100%.
And they were mad because the black African guy just told them he was like, We're not the same.
That's all he said because, you know, obviously different cultures, different backgrounds, different experiences.
It's just a true statement.
And they got so mad.
They were like, you're talking down on us.
You do this.
It's so condescending.
And it's like, he didn't even say it in that way, but you take it that way.
A lot of this is problem like what Savannah was saying, problems of perception.
elijah schaffer
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So you should have some.
Savannah, I got to get you a pair.
I got to get you a set.
unidentified
You ever cut eye holes in them?
Cut eye hole to be a ghost or a KKK member.
No, What's that?
elijah schaffer
To be a ghost.
People could think.
People could think that you were in the Ku Klux Klan, or maybe there's a party hat under there and you're just a ghost that likes to party, but you're subtle about it.
unidentified
Yeah, you could be like, you know, that Chappelle character.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Clayton Bigsby?
unidentified
Clayton Bigsby.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the Black White Supremacist.
What a funny guy.
So, you know, like, speaking of the whites, not just white sheets, but it is interesting.
Savannah, did I send this to you or did you send this to me about the name dropping of the whites?
savanah hernandez
No, I saw this yesterday and I thought it was hilarious.
And I was like, you know, Elijah has to watch this.
He has to react to it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Libs of TikTok for sourcing some of the best combos of things.
I've invited the count manager on the show multiple times, but she just isn't ready to show her face.
unidentified
Oh, it's a she.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
Didn't know that.
elijah schaffer
She's not ready to show her face.
I thought it was a dude forever because we talked and I just thought it was a dude.
And then it turned out that that dude was a female.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, usually in politics, it's going to be a dude.
So it's surprising when it's a female.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like somebody with a sense of humor that's a woman.
I just like, I didn't know.
I didn't know they existed.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So we got some new name drops for the whites.
Let's get these name drops going.
Here we go.
unidentified
Okay, let's go over the list in depth.
We have snow possums, snow roaches, enemies of the sun.
I'm not going to go on.
I'm not going to begin to order these things.
Sure, cane snatchers, chalk demons, people of no color, Mayo sapiens, Mayo monkeys, Greek yogurt people, melanin deficient, not so silent majority, cauliflower crustacean, microwave mayonnaise, snow termites, glue sticks, vanilla villains, sour cream citizens, sundown systems, milk minions, ranch reindeers, white, wonderbread, glue sticks, cream puff creators, coke bricks, no purpose flowers, milk crickets, chalk children, life lieutenants.
elijah schaffer
This is pretty.
unidentified
Did he write literal cheesecake factories, ghost thugs, unwit cream cheese, plantation Barbies, colorless cardboards, plaster poodles, blizzard maggots, evolution's biggest mistakes, cave dwellers, Christopher Columbus's sisters, or you know, daughters, or actually probably both at that point.
Drywall, garlic goblins, Klu Klux, Kleenex, Light Mode, Liscoligans, LL, Complexion, Parmesan Parasites, Walking Dancer, Fecal Vice, Yeezy Beast, Moon Crickets, Cloud Company, Moon Crickets, Honeys.
I like that one a lot.
Rice water, Raggedy Ann dolls, and Frost fiends.
I like that one now.
savanah hernandez
Frost beans.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so before I even comment anything, my brother's so black that the filter can barely distinguish him from the background.
Like, I'm not trying to talk shit, but my guy, that this, there's a lot we could say here.
Also, it sounds like that was very creative.
Can we just give an A for effort on the fact that that was a lot of creativity?
That was a lot of names.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, imagine if he actually spent that time doing something productive.
elijah schaffer
I only like, I only have, yeah, I know.
That's what I was going to say.
Like, he could have done that.
And there's only in my house, like, that's a lot of words for white people.
We only have one word for black people in my house.
So that's an interesting thing, which is black people.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
What?
Did you think I was going to say something else?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
unidentified
I mean, you wouldn't dare.
elijah schaffer
You were smiling, but I would never say that.
savanah hernandez
I'm just going to start calling you a sour cream citizen.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I mean, sour cream sexual.
That's the new thing.
It's the new sexuality.
Sour cream sexual.
But I will say this: like, it's, it's, yeah, it is an interesting thing because it's like you look at this and you're going, like, bro, yeah, in the time that you took to write that, you could have colonized a country too.
Like, no one was stopping you.
You have an entire continent of black people.
What are you guys doing with it?
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, he had to come up with Ku Klux Kleene.
It's like, it's like build a better society or Ku Klux Kleenex names.
I don't know.
Which one do you pick?
elijah schaffer
Well, we got the Ku Klux Kleenex name, so I guess they made their decision for them.
unidentified
It is entertaining.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, it's this is why also, too, I guess they're not like this idea about black people being racist, besides the fact that racism leads them to committing terrible crimes.
Like, what is an interesting thing that I always found out is like, because there's like some pretty based black people that watch the show, and you know, I'm not going to get into the whole like dumb argument of like, oh, not all black people, but no one's saying anything about all black people or anything like that.
But it's like, there is this weird victim mentality in this like vitriol towards the whites, you know, like that it's like this collective anger.
And it's got to just be African Americans, right?
Like it's got to just, because I feel like when I meet black people from other countries, like Zubi or people that are just like, I've been all around, like, even when we go to Australia and you meet black people, well, there's nothing, but it's like very few.
There's like few and they're Sudanese gangs.
unidentified
They're all immigrants.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I meant like, but what I'm saying, there's like other people of color or whatever.
Like they don't behave like the people in America.
And there's like the black people in America, like the crime, the violence, the everything.
Like, is that something that can be fixed?
Like, or is it just like they're going to stay angry at white people and this is just going to, we're going to keep telling them that it's our fault and never, the problem's never going to get fixed.
They're never going to take responsibility for their culture and where they live.
Is it like, is this a forever problem?
Like, are we going to deal with this bullshit forever?
unidentified
Well, I don't think it's a uniquely African-American thing to dislike the whites.
I mean, first of all, I think a lot of whites who like hate themselves push it on to a lot of these minority communities and then they kind of adopt that ideology too.
And then they are like, oh, yeah, yeah, white people, they did all this stuff to us.
And the white people telling them, like, yeah, we did this to you.
We're terrible.
Hate us.
And they're like, yeah, you're right.
We need to, we need reparations and we need to come get you whitey.
elijah schaffer
So you think white people started the hatred of white people?
You don't think black people were like a little bit angry?
unidentified
Where would they get the knowledge from?
Like if they were coming from slavery and they didn't like who built the schools?
Who, you know, developed the curriculum?
It wasn't black people who did that right out of slavery.
Right.
elijah schaffer
So well, yeah, you're right.
So you think we taught the hatred to the black people?
unidentified
I mean, it kind of goes back to everyone's like, oh, well, you know, women in the vote, it's like, well, who gave them the right to vote?
Right.
It was the guys.
It was the dudes.
You know, because it gave them the right to vote.
I don't, I'm not so educated on your grandparents or great grandparents.
elijah schaffer
But I meant like, was it, was it like gay marriage where people didn't want it, but the courts just made it happen?
Do you know what I'm saying?
unidentified
Well, no, it wasn't a court thing.
There was a literal amendment put into the Constitution.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's then this, this is sounding like, yeah, I don't think people were wanting this.
I don't think, did women really want to vote?
Because like, did they, did women really want to work?
Did they really want all this stuff?
Because they're still complaining about it.
Like, I literally, I, I summarized.
Someone asked me recently, they said, I'm not very political.
How do you summarize like the political narrative as simple as possible?
I said, gays and women complaining.
And they were like, really?
I was like, yeah, just gays and women crying and about stuff.
That's basically what it's like.
It's every conversation is about homosexuals and women and their rights and some cross between.
unidentified
Don't forget the minorities.
You're leaving out a big, a big one there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I don't know if I, but it's usually the women that are the ones that are the loudest in the minority conversations I find too, like the TikTokers and then if they're men, they're gay men that are just complaining about things like gay white men that are complaining about colonizers.
And it's just like, to me, the whole, the whole idea of the women wanting to work, I just, every woman I meet basically minus a few, when it really comes down to it, would rather just be married to a rich man and like have housework, which by the way is a job.
Like I hate how women always look down on women like, well, I wanted to work.
It's like, dude, being a wife and a mother and stuff is a full-time job.
That's not like a joke.
Do you really feel empowered processing TPS reports for $46,000 a year when we've lived in a non-egalitarian society?
Your husband could probably make enough if we stopped immigration that his income wouldn't even allow you to not have to work.
But because of cheap labor due to immigration and the amount of people available, we all have to work shitty jobs that we don't like that are meaningless.
Do you that you wanted that?
unidentified
Cool.
elijah schaffer
Well, there you go.
And then they sit and complain that their jobs are meaningless.
It's like, well, you wanted it.
unidentified
Yeah, I think a lot of them, you know, they might not want to admit it publicly because they've kind of like taken in this idea of like, I'm, I am woman, I am strong, I am independent.
And, you know, plenty of them are too.
But, you know, I've noticed, like, even one that I know personally recently I heard from who, you know, would usually be a pretty like strong woman.
I'm a career woman and stuff, like admitted, like, man, just wish my husband would stay home.
And, you know, I'm sorry, I wish my husband would let me stay home and just bring home the bacon and I could like, you know, take care of things around the house.
And that's, it's, it's kind of in one's nature to do that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Savannah, I think the longer you work too, you're like, I just need a handsome rich man.
savanah hernandez
No, honestly, in my early 20s, I was very career-driven, career-oriented, and I wanted to make a big change.
And I still feel an intense need to succeed.
But now that I've gotten older, that want to succeed has now transferred over to wanting a family, wanting to have a nice house, wanting something to build, I guess.
Because yeah, careers are great and all, but I'm, yeah, I'm not a man.
I don't want to have to pay my own damn bills.
No, I'm done with it.
I'm tired of it.
elijah schaffer
Don't you want like a big, beautiful home to just decorate?
Like, don't you want to buy stuff for your house?
I feel like women, they nest.
Like once they get into a home, like, I'm not, I'm not like an interior designer.
I'm not into this.
But if you give a woman a nice place and you give her money, she'll just like, it's just a nature thing.
Like they'll just build a beautiful house.
unidentified
Yeah.
I mean, you ever go, their apartments are always like super ultra decorated.
And then you go to a guy's house and it's just like blank wall looks the same since you've moved in three years ago.
And it's like, you know, like my place wouldn't look even half as decorated or decent if like my mom didn't decide to like be like, oh, you got it.
You should put a carpet here.
You should put a little thing.
And my sister be like, oh, get some candles over here.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to get married?
unidentified
Oh, of course.
elijah schaffer
Are you dating anyone right now?
unidentified
Right now.
elijah schaffer
Were you?
Maybe, maybe.
unidentified
I've dated in the past, sure.
elijah schaffer
How old are you?
unidentified
29.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know what?
I think men have like a less of an expiration date on them.
Like, you, because you can kind of build an empire and then you can still marry like a younger girl or whatever.
But like, I think women, as they get older, they start to freak out because they feel like, cause obviously because their fertility window's closing and that's that fear, like kind of like the feedback mechanism for being fat is like women ultimately want like they're made to produce children.
And so then as the fertility window closes, I think there's a little bit of fear.
But like, I think, what is it, 35 is like when it's kind of shuts down?
unidentified
Something like that.
I mean, you know, it's kind of a crass way to say it, but they say men age like fine wine and, you know, women age like milk.
So it's true.
savanah hernandez
Every single man that I know that that's in their early 30s now, if you look at them from their 20s to their 30s, they look more refined.
They have more wisdom.
They're farther ahead in their career field.
You look at a woman from her 20s to her 30s in the exact same position.
It's like, great, you're a career woman who has wrinkles now.
elijah schaffer
Lack for better words.
Like, dude, that's why I was so happy that I was born a man and not a woman.
Like, there's many reasons, but one of them were like, looks are so important for women.
And like, as a man, though, like, you can just go work out and like make money.
And then girls find, like, you can go get status because girls value different things.
And so you can become attractive through exterior things in your life, right?
Which is always the joke of the model with the fat billionaire, right?
Because he's just, he's rich and women want that, you know, that provider.
But it's like, for women, they just, they got it tough because it's like the whole society is made to make them delay getting married and to try to like tell them they need to go to college and that they need to have a career.
And then by the time they wake up to the lies of the culture, like again, it's like they're 28, 29, 30, or later.
And they realize that like they probably would have been happier just getting married at like 19 or 20 and to like a 27, 28 year old guy.
I think I think that's a really good thing, like an age gap too.
I think like younger girls marrying older men, like I think it's a great thing.
Like I, I think she's younger, more fertile.
The guy's probably more established, can provide better.
And there's that sort of like, he's probably wiser, not so foolish, and then he can kind of protect her, look out for her, has that on his shoulders.
I feel like that's what it more should have been.
And now it's like, not only are the women not prepared to get married and their fertility window is closing, but because of how stupid the structure is, men are unable to provide.
Like we don't even, I don't own a home.
Do you own a home?
unidentified
I don't.
I do, actually.
Do you?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's awesome.
unidentified
So then you can get married.
elijah schaffer
That's my point.
So you're 29, you own a home and you can go get married.
Like, and that's the point.
But if you're not going to own a home, probably, did you own a home at young when you were like 21?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
So that's all I was saying.
Is I don't know if guys getting married young is the best, but girls definitely.
unidentified
Yeah.
I mean, I feel bad for a lot of them because we keep pushing like the more the norm age of being married later and later in life.
And, you know, that fertility window is pretty short.
And, you know, it's, it's getting harder and harder to date for both, for both sexes, like women and men.
And, you know, it takes time to, you know, you date someone, then it takes time to get married.
And maybe that doesn't work out.
And then you have to go and start that whole process all over again.
And by the time you know it, you're like a woman, you're 35, you're 40, and you can't, you don't have somebody, and your child rearing days are over.
It's pretty sad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Santa Claus is getting weird, apparently, now.
It's an interesting story.
Santa Claus is a homosexual.
I don't know if you guys picked up on that.
And that's also a reminder.
Wanted to bring that up to make sure that you donate to the campaign so we can fight their definition, definition of christmas.
Please donate to the campaign.
The give send, go.com slash offensive.
Please donate.
We need to raise that ten thousand dollars.
So that'll be really awesome and we're going to really try to raise that money.
So this is going to be really good.
Um, but I think you also, we were talking about I think we got to sidetrack, but we were talking about black people.
So with between disparaging women, talking about racial issues, like I don't even know how the show gets advertisers, like do you know?
Do you know how this, do you know?
Do you know how the show actually gives advertisers?
Because actually we we I don't know what it is, but like we really the audience is so good and we really make the advertisers happy.
So I think they just turn a blind eye because they're just like they had a really good return on their investment on the show.
Like it's, it's phenomenal.
We've sold out the show for like another year, like every like they want us to expand the show and everything.
We can't.
We have no more spots left in the show.
So i'm saying like I think it's just a good return on investment, because the audience is epic and the audience knows that we're demonetized and supports our advertisers.
But ultimately, speaking like right after we sold sheets, you're like, do you cut holes in them?
unidentified
And i'm like yeah, I don't want to get you in trouble, you can cut that out if you want advertisers.
No, it's okay, that's just how our show goes, that's just how it goes.
elijah schaffer
But that's what I was gonna say is I just want people to support uh, each other and support the sobs.
But we were getting back into the black people thing.
Um, I think you were in a twitter space you actually uploaded this yourself where someone said bye-bye Cracker, or something.
Let's go.
Let's listen to the more non-racism from our very lovely blacks.
unidentified
I fuck with you.
If you a cracker bro, you know how I feel about you and y'all was enticing in that space and entitling that from the back.
Yeah, my way to turn out today, tan them crackers.
I got time today.
That was the most tame of it too.
It got a lot worse in those spaces.
elijah schaffer
Well, what did they say?
What were some of the other things they said?
unidentified
Well, here's the funny thing, because when they were talking about the cracker thing, so there was like a white, out of all those black people who were speakers, there was one white girl and they're like, who let this girl up?
And they're like oh, she gone by, like didn't even say anything, and then later on they go on to say oh, when we say cracker, by the way, we're not talking about all white people, just the ones who are against us.
It's like well, you just said it to that random girl who you never even spoke to, that you just kicked out and called crack.
So they're, they're really full of crap and they are probably like super racist people.
But yeah they, you know, is racism bad?
elijah schaffer
Like is it bad for them to hate white people?
Like that's what i'm trying to say, like is it because if they don't like white people, like if there's a reason and they're just like, hey, you know what?
I find that white people are like this and that's not how I want to live my life.
I don't like that and I don't.
You know, I don't love epic Western civilization and public decency and things like that, and I want to live in a chaotic neighborhood and do these kinds of things.
So get the hell out cracker, is that wrong?
And then if i'm just like, all right, then you just go live over there and do what you do and And I'll live over here.
Like, is that, is that like morally wrong for someone to just be like, I see the difference between races and I don't like those people?
Like, is that a bad thing?
unidentified
So making choices and having preferences is not like necessarily a bad thing, but I guess you have to define what you consider racism.
So I think if you say like, well, I'm going to view, you know, this race with a broad brush and consider every person from this group to be bad or have these certain characteristics.
That's obviously not true.
There's a lot of individual variation within a race.
There might be propensities, there might be patterns, but that doesn't mean everybody's a certain way.
So you want to treat people according to their individual character.
So I guess that's where it comes down to like what you view racism as.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because I think people, that's what I think people think it means, but modern racism is just like literally all racism means now is white people having any sort of negative view of any other race or even existing.
So like racism is my existence is racism, right?
That is, that is what it is.
That it's like, if I like, did you see that one chick?
Did you see that one woman who was at that woke seminar from Myth Informed?
And she was trying to be woke.
And she was like, yeah, like I've learned a lot about how my whiteness, about how my whiteness affects the workplace.
For instance, I'm used to an orderly, quiet workplace.
And that's because I'm white.
But I realize that with people of color, like it's just a lot louder.
savanah hernandez
And you're like, Didn't they put in the Museum of Black History in Washington, D.C., that being successful in the workplace can be equated to whiteness?
They do that quite often.
They say, oh, if you're successful, if you're Smithsonian.
Yeah, they do that a lot.
And I'm like, hey, that's actually racist.
Thanks.
Thanks a lot for that, everybody.
elijah schaffer
But what if that's race realism?
Like, maybe they're right.
Like, this was going to say, it's like, it's like, what if she's right?
Like, what if, what if the majority.
savanah hernandez
I don't think that's right because you have trailer trash white people.
elijah schaffer
No, that's not what I said, but the majority, the majority, the dominant culture, like, like, maybe they're, like, this is what I was thinking is funny.
It's like, as they try to fight racism, they actually point out why people don't like each other.
Like, it's like, hey, white people have a way they like to do things, and it's not the way that black people do things normally.
And that's why white people need to stop acting like white people.
And also, I'm going to say there's no way people act, but at the same time, I'm admitting that there's an entire white culture and there's a way that white people act, but while also saying there's no such thing as whiteness or white culture, and there's, we're all one culture.
It's like, they basically just admit all the things that they say aren't true or aren't real.
And it's like, and it's actually kind of funny because I go, well, white people, there's no difference between everyone.
We can all get along.
And then they go to list the differences at the Smithsonian on how the cultures are different.
And yes, there are, of course, there's trailer trash.
Look at, look at some of the, I don't know if you've seen some of the inbreeding videos on YouTube.
It's pretty crazy.
But there's, there's a lot of weird people of all races, but like they come out and just say that here's what white culture is.
And then they list like epicness.
And I'm like, well, that's what I want.
unidentified
Well, I mean, it's funny because it really goes back to that Ryan Long skit of like the woke guy and the racist guy saying pretty much the exact same things, but I guess they have different motivations for it.
So a racist guy could say, black people are too loud.
And I don't like that.
And then the woke person says, black people are too loud.
And maybe that's because I'm white and I like orderly spaces, but they're both kind of like, the substance is the same, but I guess their conclusions are a little different.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, it is a weird thing.
And obviously in going to that, the world is crazy.
You can find yourself in neighborhoods and you don't know what to do because the Second Amendment is not just about owning guns.
It's also about owning body armor.
Believe it or not, you don't just have to shoot people.
Sometimes you get shot at.
I've been shot at at least once.
I've been around gunfire multiple times.
It does happen and not just on the field in my job.
Like I've lived in LA.
I've seen a drive-by.
And so obviously you never know what's going to happen in the world, which is why you got to get yourself body armor.
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Didn't you have this armor?
unidentified
I've had, like, I don't know if it was like from this specific company, but like AR-500 type armor is a very specific type of armor.
And I had some and then my mom, I think, threw it away.
But well, that's not good.
elijah schaffer
You should probably find that.
You should probably find that.
I just want to say, like, this is a video here as well.
Like, things are getting crazy.
We're talking about, you know, the degradation of society and how, like, I'm just trying to, I'm in an open conversation.
Like, we like this show, we like to talk about, you know, the differences in sex and race and try to understand things and be honest about it because everyone has a bias and we just want to laugh at the world as it burns.
But I think there's this video that actually shows how crazy the world is where it's looters looting other looters.
Did I get that right, Savannah?
Is that how it's pronounced?
Looters looting other looters.
savanah hernandez
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Let's watch this.
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah, I know where that is, actually.
That's in Walnut Creek.
I was just there for Thanksgiving.
elijah schaffer
What city is this in?
unidentified
It's Walnut Creek.
It's the East Bay of San Francisco.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
This is looters.
unidentified
This happened last year during George Floyd protests.
elijah schaffer
So this video was just a reminder of like how weird the world is where looters are looting each other.
Now, I did see a lot of this up close of looters looting each other.
I always tell people this.
When I was in Philadelphia, they shot a guy shot a girl in the stomach to get her loot.
Like just like shot a chick.
And I was just like, oh, dang.
unidentified
This is the same town, by the way, where they did that.
The 80 people went into the Nordstroms and looted it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that's this place?
unidentified
Yeah, this is the same town.
It's safe.
It is actually a very safe neighborhood.
savanah hernandez
I can tell.
unidentified
No, no, I'm serious.
This is this town is like less than 2% of the population is black.
Like these are all people from Oakland or different towns.
Like they come into Walnut Creek because it's an upscale neighborhood and they loot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people don't realize that.
Like I live in a very good part of North Texas.
It's like would say it's just a very good area.
And yet we still had like in an arm or like in a protected car garage, like eight cars broken into because they said, well, like people go into the nicer neighborhoods to literally to burglarize.
unidentified
You had your catalytic converter cut out or whatever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was in front of the office here while I was working.
While I was trying to show people transgenders like pooping on each other or something.
I don't know what I was showing that day.
They stole my catalytic converter.
Maybe it was God trying to warn me.
I don't know.
Maybe.
No, but they actually broke into a bunch of the cars.
And luckily, I think they must have been smart thieves because my car has like all the GPS stuff where it can track the car and it's got kind of like that warning light that lets you know, don't break into this car.
And it also has cameras all around it.
So if you break the glass, it'll film you for like, you know, into a hard drive.
So I think they knew what they were doing because the cars they attacked, like they literally skipped the cars that had, that were newer, that had clear like monitoring systems.
And these people, they said, yeah, they're just a career robbers.
They just go into these neighborhoods, case the place, leave, and they do whatever damage they can.
And it's just, it's like, it's frustrating to me with the increase in crime and what's going on in the world.
It feels like there's nothing that we can really do to stop it besides carry a gun.
And if the threat comes to you, try to neutralize it first.
unidentified
Yeah.
I mean, it'd be nice if you guys allowed people to carry guns in this studio.
elijah schaffer
I don't, well, we don't.
We don't really have.
unidentified
There's a freaking sign on outside.
elijah schaffer
I carry a gun with me everywhere usually.
unidentified
Well, yeah, you're the host of the show.
elijah schaffer
I doesn't even, no one's telling you you can't carry a gun.
unidentified
I mean, it's literally online.
savanah hernandez
I feel like signs are very subjective, though.
You can kind of.
unidentified
Why not put a sign on the building that says, hey, Second Amendment, we respect it.
Welcome.
elijah schaffer
I don't own the building.
unidentified
I don't know, but your boss does.
elijah schaffer
No, my boss doesn't own the building.
unidentified
Well, he controls like what goes on.
elijah schaffer
Who thinks my boss?
unidentified
Glenn Beck or that CEO guy.
elijah schaffer
No, Glenn Beck's not my boss.
There's a board of people here.
unidentified
If he wanted to make it done, he could, right?
elijah schaffer
I've never been told that I can't have a firearm in this building.
Okay.
I've never done all of an email.
No one's been like, hey, man, you can't carry a gun.
so i don't know it's on it's on the we bring it we've got guns We have guns on the show.
Isn't that right, Savannah?
unidentified
I've seen it.
I've seen it before.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they're prop guns.
We always say that just to let us tell YouTube that they're prop guns because YouTube doesn't like firearms.
So they're not real, but they're, because obviously we know with Alec Baldwin, like you can literally, as long as you say it's a prop gun, even if you can kill people, it's still just a prop gun.
So you can just ignore laws and rules.
unidentified
I mean, prop guns are real guns.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is true.
But obviously, in the middle of all this and the insanity that's going on, if people want to follow you, Nuance Bro, where's the best places that they can find you in your videos and follow your madness?
unidentified
Yeah, on Twitter, it's at Nuance Bro.
Same on Instagram, YouTube.
You just look up Nuance Bro, you'll find my channel, all that stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and actually go follow and support him.
And don't forget to leave a five-star review.
If you make it this far in the podcast, it means you like the podcast, probably.
And then they say, if you make it this far in the podcast and you're a hate watcher, you need to figure your life out.
This is a waste of your time.
Go do something, you know?
I don't know.
Go put your nuts in a nutcracker or something like that.
They apparently like it now.
Leave that five-star review because it's free.
It literally costs you nothing.
If you've been holding out, don't hold out.
Actually, leave the review because it's what advertisers use to find the show and see that we have feedback on the audio.
Let's read a couple of those right now.
We got a review from G-Men1027 that said, proud to be an SOB.
The MTG episode was great.
Thank you for being uncensored and just flat out raw at times in this time of political correctness.
My wife and I watch this show.
And yeah, every time it's on, you have also answered my super chats when I submit them to YouTube.
Cool.
I haven't seen any other podcast content maker do that.
It honestly makes me feel you support the people who support this movement.
Thank you for everything you do.
P.S. I'm going to start watching Savannah's show too.
Oh, cool.
She's just flat out awesome.
America, America, America.
We have another one from Sheers1234 that said, episode 207.
I am a well-put-together Southern Baptist woman, so let me be very clear.
I absolutely love Slightly Offensive.
I sent you a message on Instagram explaining some of this further.
Lol, but I had never heard of you until you did your interview with Ali Beth, and I immediately followed you on everything and started listening to the show.
Truly appreciate your honesty and completely relate to your rage.
Did I think I would ever be full of rage while wearing pearls and curls and a pretty dress and smile?
No, I didn't.
But now after listening to your show, I am now bearing arms and prepping.
Good for you.
You should see some of these people.
unidentified
It spells bearing arms incorrectly.
Barring arms.
It's like getting rid of them, banning them.
elijah schaffer
We don't have an IQ requirement for this show.
We just love our people.
We love, we're all a little bit retarded here at Slightly Offensive.
And as we promise at the end of the show, we will always read you one new word from our drag queen dictionary.
Today's word of the day is slay.
It says, she just murdered the children, but the kids are all right.
In drag lingo, the term slay has a different definition.
Shouting Slay out loud is like praising a queen for her performance or sickening look.
Slaying on stage simply means delivering an amazing show.
Look at her strut.
She is slaying the runway.
All eyes are on her.
And of course, our drag queen is fat and black and sassy.
Slay.
Did you know that?
Did you know that word already?
unidentified
Oh, everyone knows Slay.
Slay, queen, sleigh.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this brings a whole new thing.
We got gay Santa, now his sleigh.
Santa's slaying is not what you think it is, ladies and gentlemen.
Santa is wearing a sickening outfit.
This is really good.
I'm very excited about this.
Anyway, I do want to let you guys know as we end this that we do have merch out 20% off Offensive 20.
You can get merch, support the show.
That money does go directly towards me, by the way.
So if you wanted me to have more money, then go buy merch and rep the brand at Blaze shop.
And also make sure that you support Savannah.
Send her some super chats.
Sign up at blaze TV.com slash Elijah.
All this stuff become an SOB.
There's too many plugs in the show this episode, so I can't keep doing this.
I'm sorry, guys.
But again, support Nuance Bro.
And thank you guys so much again for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV with Confetti of Color.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
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