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Sept. 24, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Insufferable SJW TikToks Endorsed by Biden | Guest: Sara Gonzales | Ep 191

The worst of the worst on display today, from nurses refusing to serve the sick because of their medical status to queens obsessed with making “yaaass” more inclusive. We spared no expense when it came to roasting every single one of these insufferable people pushing insane propaganda on the masses. Sara Gonzales joins to laugh, cry, and analyze the stupidity right before us.

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unidentified
Don't touch me.
elijah schaffer
People are going crazy.
I don't know if you just saw that.
Basically what you had there was a young fit gentleman.
He's tan skin looks like he takes care of his health eating like a protein bar on the plane.
And then all of a sudden he accidentally sat next to those people.
And Sarah, you know what I mean by those people on the plane when you just pray, you're on the plane, you're sitting there and you're like, I'm just praying to God.
I do not get sat next to a large person that requires two seats.
I don't get sat next to a crying baby or the ones that are wearing the two masks and the face shield because you know they're going to give you shit.
sara gonzales
You do.
Yeah.
Well, that, I mean, used to, those people, as you pointed out, would just be the person who overflows into your seat.
And you're like, I paid for my seat.
I want my seat to myself.
But nowadays, it is.
It's the people who are scared of your germs.
elijah schaffer
I know.
And you know what's so crazy?
It's like, you always notice that the people, these insane people, that every time they're mad about you getting in their space, they get into your space.
sara gonzales
She tries to reach you.
elijah schaffer
She's touching him.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Which is also, I think, illegal to just unwarrantedly touch people, especially like on a plane.
It's gross.
It's grimy.
It's disgusting.
These people are clearly mentally unstable.
I mean, I mean, apparently I'm not allowed to comment on face shields anymore or anything like that.
sara gonzales
You can't care about that.
elijah schaffer
Question the overlords.
But apparently, those are the sane people attacking a young, healthy dude on the plane.
And it's like, I get it.
They're old.
And I get that a lot of these, these crazy SJW, brainwashed leftist people, they probably think that they're doing the right thing, but they're just unhinged.
Like, I mean, we have a mental illness problem, and they're the ones who get praised as being the good guys.
sara gonzales
And I think that it's also, I do think that some of them think that they're doing the right thing, but I think a lot of them also, they're just so miserable that they want you to be miserable with them.
It's not even about like, I want to protect people.
It's just like, no, I have to comply.
I have to wear this.
You have to do this too because I'm not going to be mad and pissed off and not able to breathe by myself.
You all have to go down with me.
elijah schaffer
You thought that was weird.
We have so many weird things to talk about today.
We have a lot of weird things.
sara gonzales
I hope everyone knows I never get any prep for this show.
I never know what to expect.
It's like the scariest moment of my life every time I walk on a live show.
elijah schaffer
There's so many.
We got weird things, queer things, strange things.
Like, I feel like Netflix ripped us off with stranger things.
This show is stranger things.
And sometimes we come around.
And you know, like, even right now, like, all the videos of this show that are trending on YouTube are all the roasting TikTok videos because people need to be roasted.
They need a fire lit under them.
These people are degenerate.
They're disgusting.
And they're also just funny to make fun of kind of.
And people say it's mean.
It's not mean because it would only be mean if they knew that they were weak and they were the weak part of society.
They're the people in power.
So if you punch up, it's not mean to make fun of punching up.
It's bad to punch down.
These are the people that don't get banned.
These are the people that are there.
Their stories are proliferated.
You saw even on the subways in New York how they're putting propagandist language, talking about segregation and dating, making signs from OK Cupid saying like, it's okay to date someone who's far left.
It's okay not to date someone if they're not vaccinated.
And they're pushing this even in terms of like the dating in the mainstream culture.
sara gonzales
Yeah, no, I mean, I had not heard that, but it doesn't surprise me one bit.
And I will say, too, a lot of these people, you know, you're talking about making fun of them.
I think that I wish that they had had a little bit more of that growing up and perhaps they would not have turned out so horribly.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and we're going to jump into that, including finding out that English language is now violence, not just the words that you say that are right-wing language, but also the fact that the English language itself being used as violence.
And also, apparently black people used to have superpowers until they started eating white man's food.
All of that coming up here on slightly offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
We usually have the COC in the face, but we don't have that kind of graphic capability here in Mark Levin's closet.
If you're wondering why we're live streaming and why we're in, like, I don't know, how old is Mark Levin?
sara gonzales
100?
elijah schaffer
104, actually.
sara gonzales
Oh, close.
elijah schaffer
Why run a 104-year-old legendary man's closet?
Well, you know, from the broom closet to Levin's closet, they always tell us here, just stay in it.
sara gonzales
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know.
sara gonzales
It is a little different feel, but that's okay.
elijah schaffer
It is a little different feel, but that's what's happened.
If you guys, if you guys weren't catching up on the saga, we were like banned on our other channel.
And then that also like banned us on this channel.
And then we couldn't produce on this channel.
And then now Savannah's sick and I don't know what to do.
So now I'm just, I came in here with the mothballs and now we're going to make a show.
sara gonzales
That's what that smell is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
Well, this is Sarah Gonzalez, the lovely, the legendary, the amazing.
And as we jump into this, Sarah, where can people follow you as we get into the stories?
sara gonzales
Yeah, Sarah Gonzalez TX on platforms, Twitter, Instagram.
That's Sarah with NoH, Gonzalez within us at the end.
Also, American Beauty by Sarah.com.
I do have a makeup line.
elijah schaffer
That's beautiful.
Are you wearing it right now?
sara gonzales
I am.
elijah schaffer
Well, you look very nice.
sara gonzales
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
elijah schaffer
I'm sure the audience agrees too.
And I'll tell you guys this before we jump into this.
Obviously, the world's weird.
We got a lot of crazy TikToks coming up, a lot of weirder stories than we're used to.
The energy is high.
I'm not.
But of course, when you're talking about the world around you, we now have constitutional carry in Texas.
Hell yeah, right?
sara gonzales
Yes, finally.
elijah schaffer
And if you have a gun or any type of system, you need a way to hold it.
You need a way to carry it, which is why I got to talk to you about Northwest Retention.
Now, obviously, I don't have that with me now because you're not supposed to have guns in the building.
And I would never do anything like that in a studio that doesn't allow you to have that.
So that's really good.
But if I did, I probably would be carrying a Northwest Retention carrier or holder, but I don't.
But I'll tell you this.
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They have slings.
They have a chest scout holster for when you're being more active that's really comfortable and adjustable.
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I think I spelled that right.
Yeah, retention.com.
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unidentified
I do.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why.
Why is he not a sponsor?
sara gonzales
I don't know.
I'm like, can you guys, hey, come to my show as well.
The reason why it matters.
We'd love to have you.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Okay, so we got to talk about it.
So let's jump into the first edge of this.
So usually we're just making fun of the people with the blue hair that are out there that are crying, that are saying they're 20 genders.
And we're going to get to that.
We have that.
We have that.
sara gonzales
I trust you.
elijah schaffer
That's why I have my NW retention.
You never know if they get too close.
You know, and you're like, and you're there and you got your best holster system in America.
It's honestly like, you got to have it.
But I will say this.
There is this interesting thing where there's these arguments now on the internet where, remember, I questioned the efficacy of masks and got banned, and we even got banned here.
But you can argue that's that's medical disinformation, but arguing that ICU beds, that medical care should be for only people who are vaccinated is considered progressive.
Let's go ahead and Kayla, if we can play video one.
I want to get into this conversation of these crazy people who are saying that only people with the state-sponsored vaccine deserve intensive care, even if it's not related to the vaccine.
unidentified
Right.
Oh, guys, I am just fuming over the fact that our health care system has collapsed.
I truly hope that in Alberta, if someone comes into the ICU and they are unvaccinated for any reason other than a medical exemption because of whatever reasons they've been given, and if there's a 90-year-old who comes in, who's vaccinated?
A 20-year-old that comes in that's unvaccinated for no reason other than their arrogance and ignorance.
I truly hope that the bed goes to the 90-year-old.
I do not know why in any world that has any justice, we are going to lose people who've done their civil duty, who have actually gotten vaccinated, try to protect people regardless of their age.
We would lose them over the people who couldn't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
And literally, we're laughing at the fact that the pro-vaxxers were going so crazy over this.
Sure.
You know what then?
You get sick with anything.
I don't even care if it's not COVID related.
You don't deserve an ICU bed.
We're at that point.
Man, I am pissed.
Well done, Alberta.
I hope this is reflected in the election.
elijah schaffer
Lay in on it.
sara gonzales
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Need to break this down a little bit.
You know what I mean?
sara gonzales
Yeah.
If you, if that's the road you'd like to go down and we're saying we are giving up ICU beds based on how we feel subjectively, how I feel you have treated your body or done your civil duty or whatever, if we're doing that, then give up the beds for all of the obese people.
Give up the beds for everyone who has eaten themselves into diabetes, high blood pressure.
I mean, like, if that's the road we're going to go down, we've known for a long time Americans treat their bodies like shit.
They treat their bodies like absolute shit.
And then when some sort of a virus comes out that they're really, really scared of, they say, no, it's your job to keep me healthy.
Well, what the hell were you doing this whole time?
You're running through McDonald's drive-through four times a week, and now it's my civil duty to get an injection to keep you healthy so that I can get an ICU bed.
It's absolutely total insanity.
unidentified
Civil duty.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, is it?
They're talking about vaccination used to be about your health.
Now it's about your civil duty.
So it's not about protecting yourself.
It's about being in line with what the state wants.
sara gonzales
Right, which is absolutely, completely contrary to how they sold the vaccine in the first place.
elijah schaffer
They've been lying through this pandemic about things.
unidentified
I don't know.
sara gonzales
I don't want to.
I don't want to get out of this.
elijah schaffer
And they've missed Vasley about a lot of things and changed stories about different medications and treatments.
And I mean, you know, I've brought this up multiple times, but because not everybody watches every episode, I just always want to remind this.
Just a reminder that before the vaccine rolled out, that the prevading narrative was that the infection rate was so low in terms of noticeable symptoms that most of us were super secret spreaders.
And that the majority of people who got it, like about one-third of Americans by the end of 2020, approximately, or one-fifth maybe, they didn't even know they had it.
And then the vaccine rolled out.
And then the only people who have symptoms that aren't noticeable are the people with the vaccine, which is really interesting because they told me last year that everybody mostly didn't have a lot of symptoms.
And that was what was so scary.
So that's why we had to put on the masks.
And then that's how they sold us the masks.
And then now they're saying, oh, by the way, it's actually the vaccine that makes the symptoms lessened.
And I go, oh, so the virus just changed based off of the products you bought from big pharma.
That's cool.
I mean, that's good to know.
And that's also too why like what she's saying, like think about this, because we're gonna go to the next video, but think about this.
Like, I'm not trying to even get in like civic duty, but you have a 90-year-old who's been vaccinated and a 20-year-old who hasn't, regardless of what their problem is, she says you should give the bed to the 90-year-old, meaning it's like, and maybe a 90-year-old's in like palliative care and gonna die tomorrow, and the 20-year-old gets shot.
It is, and it's like by a drive-by, and you go, Nap, you didn't get vaccinated, you didn't follow your civic duty, you didn't join the, you know, you didn't join the fewer party or whatever, and so you don't get a bed.
And you're going, that's punishment based off of medical obedience.
And you wonder why no one wants to take the vaccine anymore because people are seeing through the fact that, like, bro, I'll take it when I feel like I need it for my health.
Yeah, and that's not happening ever.
sara gonzales
Right.
Well, and I mean, it does give us a great eye into what universal healthcare would be like whenever that rolls out into the United States.
They will be making these subjective decisions and they will base them upon things like that.
elijah schaffer
I know.
So, so then, like, there's actually, and by the way, I just, I like this, this clip is just titled Nurse Being a Mad Bitch.
And so, like, so like, apparently, this nurse is like mad at unvaccinated people.
I am not, I don't even remember what this was.
I was editing this last night, but let's go and let's play a video too.
unidentified
I don't want to see a senior go on the right unit.
You get sick, you don't want to do a vaccine.
I'm gone.
I hope you have a beautiful day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so that was a nurse.
I think, I think that's a like either it was an altercation, at least I know with somebody who's like fighting against vaccine mandates.
And I think what's interesting too is how the argument is divulged from vaccine being anti-vax to being anti-vaccine mandate.
And they love to lump people together.
And it's funny because on their side, they love to have definitions like, oh, you're queer and BIPOC and Don Biner.
They want to make sure that everybody's got their own little identity and a person of color who comes indigeno, non-you know, non-binary, blue hair.
And you just, they have 12 categories for each person.
And then when they disagree with people, they're like, ha, you're all the racist anti-vaxxers.
And there's like, put everyone in the same category.
And you go, no, I'm just against Haitian invasions at our southern border.
And I don't believe the state has the right to mandate medical procedures that they can't prove you need or that are actually benefiting the welfare of the public into in the way that they can force something inside of your body.
I don't think that's legal.
So I don't find that to be a legal thing to do.
And that's not, doesn't make me against vaccines.
That doesn't make me racist or anything.
And of course, they also always look like that.
sara gonzales
They do.
That's actually the best point about that video.
But I mean, they are literally, literally changing the definitions.
They are changing the language.
They changed, they updated the definition of anti-vaxxer in what was it, like Websters or whatever on the internet.
They changed it to mean, as you said, someone who is against mandating a vaccine.
I mean, they are changing the language here to suit their narrative, which is nothing new, but it's still infuriating.
I'm sure, especially for people like you.
Look, I've always been skeptical of vaccines.
I could have, you know, I could go on for hours about all of the rabbit holes that I have gone down that have made me skeptical of vaccines, which I will point out are made by big pharma, who are the very organization, the very lobby arm that a lot of people on the left used to question.
Now, all of a sudden, they're white knights when it comes to vaccines.
I've always questioned them.
I'm sure it's infuriating for people like you, who have always been proponents of vaccines and vaccination, to be called anti-vaxxer.
You're like, I've always been a proponent of this thing.
I'm just saying, don't force people to do it.
That shouldn't be a controversial statement.
elijah schaffer
So now I'm questioning a lot of things that I thought I knew.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I really am.
Welcome.
I really am because I also question, I've started looking into who created the curriculum that I learned in my university, like, and who funded the research.
And I am quickly finding out that a lot of the people who sell the products fund the research for the products.
And so there's no way to self-audit.
But like you were saying, though, about how they're taking this seriously and they want people to be punished.
We have this article from Blaze Media about college threatening actions can be taken against students who fail to use others' preferred pronouns.
unidentified
Oh my God.
elijah schaffer
And what One Detractor calls the policy nuts.
Of course, they always have this such bizarre artwork.
Don't you hate the leftist artwork?
It's not only is it actually literally gay, but it's also just, it's obnoxious.
It's always diverse and intentional.
And nobody looks like a man there.
It's like a lesbian.
sara gonzales
Yes.
And they didn't put any facial features on there so that they could maintain the gender neutrality.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And like that weird thing.
So it says like a Pittsburgh college told its students that actions could be taken against them if they failed to use others' preferred pronouns.
Campus Reform reported, the outlet said it obtained a September 13th email from Point Park University's Office of Equity and Inclusion to the student body outlining the college's anti-discrimination policy for 2021.
The email was meant to inform readers about PPU's preferred name policy.
They have a name for that, the preferred name policy.
It's like they want your mental illness to become not only a policy, but they give it a name.
And they should just be called like MIP, mental illness policy, a bunch of MIPS.
We should start talking about that.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
I can't wait for the day that college just implodes, that universities just implode.
It's bound to happen, right?
Like it can't not happen as crazy as it's gone.
They're just indoctrination camps.
You're going to spend how much money to send your kid to a place where they're going to get in trouble for saying, yeah, he just took my pencil.
I mean, it's absolutely mind-boggling.
I have two boys right now who are going through, well, one of them is not in school yet.
The other one is in fourth grade.
And I'm like, I can't imagine ever putting my money to send him to one of these indoctrination camps.
I would never send him there.
I have to believe there are a lot of people who are feeling the same way.
It'll be interesting to see how that plays out in the colleges.
I think they have to implode.
elijah schaffer
No, they do.
And, you know, and this is why I want to get into this, is that it actually gets kind of funnier because as we go down to this, there's more of this sort of anti-this more anti-Trump associating all of us.
And these people are going crazy.
And, you know, we said they always look like that.
They always have the butch haircut.
They look like they've been abused probably by the men in their life.
They're bitter.
They're angry.
And they never look happy.
And they're just, they're vile, vile, vile creatures of the dark.
And if we can play video three, we have more of this madness.
And then we'll get into something even weirder after this.
So let's listen to this on video three, Kayla.
unidentified
We really need to stop pushing these Trump-thumping anti-vaxxer Republican fucksticks into getting this vaccine.
I mean, come on.
I mean, just think about it.
What a wonderful world it would be without them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's saying the world would be better without us, right?
sara gonzales
Well, you know, it's funny because there is also a large subset of the population who is not getting the vaccine who are minorities.
So I would love to know what blacks have to think about what she just said, which is basically if you don't get the vaccine, I hope you die, right?
But they always want to talk about the Trumpers.
They always want to say it's just the red hat wearing people who are not getting the vaccine.
And that's not even true.
But I would also like to say, I feel like there's a common trait with all of these people that you're talking about.
They always have like empty eyes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And they also just, what they always show is their true colors is that they're looking for a world without us.
And so they're looking for loopholes.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
They're looking for loopholes to find ways to exclude us from society.
And the vaccine is just their next attempt to exclude people from society.
And that's what it's, that's really, I believe, what it's all about, is that it's about creating a class system.
And I did write this the other day.
I was like, you know, it's funny that the people who cried about racism for four years immediately reinstituted planned segregation right when they got back into power.
Like they're like, it's so bad to have divisions based off of things that are out of your control.
And they go, well, yeah, but a vaccine's in your control.
No, if it's being mandated, it's not in my control.
So you're forcing me in a position, an awkward position that actually does become about human rights and personal decisions.
So there's that.
sara gonzales
And, you know, I will say too, I just did an interview with Outkick not that long ago, and I was asked, how do we come back together?
And or do we?
And I just said, number one, no, I don't think we do.
I think that we have, I think we've gone past that point.
But also, if I think about it, I don't think I want to come back together.
I don't want to come back with these people, these people who hate me.
They hate me.
They hate you.
They hate you guys.
They hope that we all die.
In what world, how much would I respect myself if I wanted to come back together with these people just so we can all get along and share a country?
I don't want to come back together with people who hate me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
I genuinely feel like that.
And that's why I want to get into a couple of these other videos too.
Specifically, so like it's gotten even weirder.
So like being vaccinated has become a part of your identity.
Have you heard of trans vaccinated people?
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Trans vaccinations.
That's a thing now, like a trans vax.
I don't know what it is.
I'm not entirely sure what it is.
sara gonzales
I hope it means you say you feel like you've gotten the vaccine.
I just identify as someone who has gotten the vaccine.
Therefore, I am vaccinated.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I want to go ahead and cue video.
What video is this?
Let's go ahead and cue video four.
I'm going to break it down.
unidentified
A trans-vaccinated person.
A trans-vaccinated person is someone who was born into the wrong body.
I was born into a non-vaccinated person body.
And I knew at a very young age that I was meant to be a vaccinated person.
So now I identify as a vaccinated person.
And my preverb pronouns are vax and v. How do you become a trans-vaccinated person?
So you don't have to go through any hormone treatments or hormone blockers.
And you don't even have to take the vaccines or any booster shots.
Just like how transsexuals can transform, all you have to do is change your status on your government documentations.
Just like how you can change your gender for your birth certificate or your driver license, you can also change your status for your vaccine passport.
Why did you become a trans-vaccinated person?
I wanted to be able to go to restaurants, go to movies, go to bars just like everyone else.
And the Democrats has done a very great job in providing a safe space for people who are vaccinated.
Just like what they did back in the days with like a color restroom and a non-color restroom or like the restaurant for color people and restaurant for non-color people or the bus for color people and bus for non-color people.
They separated people by color.
And just like now, they're separating people by your vaccine passport status.
Also, just like the 1940s Germanys, when everyone had an identification card and all the Jews had a J, literally a J written on their identification card and they were denied with any type of service.
What is your message to all the unvaccinated people?
I know I'm not alone out there.
I know a lot of people feel like me.
sara gonzales
Yes.
unidentified
And I just want to tell you guys that it is never too late to come out of your big closet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
And you can embrace who you are.
elijah schaffer
Embrace who you are.
unidentified
Feel like you've been born into the wrong body.
elijah schaffer
Was this good?
unidentified
Don't you feel like you're a little bit of a value person in this community?
sara gonzales
I do.
And I feel like it's time to come out of Levin's closet.
Come out and just tell everyone.
This man has given me the inspiration to announce to everyone that I too, am trans vaccinated.
elijah schaffer
I am trans vaccinated, I am trans vaccinated.
Oh yeah, it's the v, it's the, it's the tv like this.
We should make the like, the emblem like this, a cross v yeah, like.
sara gonzales
Honestly speaking, it's like the, the Hunger Games whatever, what was that?
Like this, but it's like this instead.
elijah schaffer
Um yeah so, like so, basically.
What's funny though, is that he goes.
I thought it was funny because, first of all, some people in the comments don't understand what satire is at all.
And they are like very mad at the guy.
Like, you can't.
It's a status.
This is medical.
And it was funny because it's like, oh, so you can't go against biological medical things, huh?
Interesting.
So you can't identify outside of your medical standardized being when it comes to the vaccination.
But when it comes to your chromosomes, and you're acting like, well, because gender and sex are different.
I go, yeah, well, like being actually immune and trans-vaccinated are different.
Like to be genuinely immune to it, I don't think I'm immune to it, but to be trans-vaccinated can be separated.
sara gonzales
Right.
elijah schaffer
Because the identity of the belief of it, that I feel safe with these people, because they're all vaccinated around me.
So what would I have to fear from them, right?
Because they're so immune to the disease that what am I supposed to do about it?
sara gonzales
Vaccination is a social construct.
Right?
Everything is a social construct when you say it's a social construct.
So vaccination is a social construct.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it can be if you want to be a tea person.
And you know what?
I got to, I'll go, but dude, I got to tell you this.
I want to talk more about this, but before you talk more about this, honestly, guys, so this morning I woke up.
I was a little dehydrated.
I just felt a little tired.
And have you ever had a hydration pack that goes into your water that has all your salts and different ions and electrolytes and different things in it?
Like basically like one glass of it, it brings you back to life.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever had one of those liquid IVs?
sara gonzales
Yes, yes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
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sara gonzales
I'm so jealous right now.
Why the hell don't I have a health, a health food box on my show?
I'm the health food person on the network.
elijah schaffer
You're gonna get even more mad because not only do they like, I have pre-workout and these hydration packs and everything, but also like these have like no fake dyes, no fake additives.
It's all natural products.
That's my thing.
This is why I like it because it's not this like crappy protein on the shelf that you don't know where it's coming from.
It has weird sugars in it.
And like they even like keep the sugars out of the protein.
You can like add as much as you want of the flavor.
And like, so it's everything's just like low-cal, high-quality, high, high, they look over the products and they have what's that called like a very strict review process.
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sara gonzales
So I'm going upstairs to management after this.
elijah schaffer
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Okay, so the trans vaccine does bring up that idea, though, of like this is where it's interesting that they also say that everyone can identify how they want, except not in the areas that they don't want us to identify.
And so when a guy makes a video like that, I get he's joking, but people don't know that he's even joking because that's where we're at in the world.
Like, obviously, that's stupid, and nobody thinks you can really be trans vaxx.
sara gonzales
And it took me a second.
Like, I had to keep watching it to be like, wait, is this a joke or is it?
Oh, okay, it's a joke.
But it did take me a second because of what you pointed out.
This entire world right now is just not the onion.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
And like, but this is the point about like, before we go into some of the more crazy stuff, is that the ramifications of these laws, the ramifications of what these things do to people are actually affecting people.
And it's funny because while they're saying, well, you can't be trans vaxed and this is not a part of it.
If you can go to bring up the Daily Wire article from Marvel, Kayla, that says that Marvel Studios could drop the men from X-Men over concerns that the title is not inclusive.
There's a report that there are some of the most recognizable names in the Marvel cinematic universe, even if they aren't necessarily part of the MCU itself just yet.
But the X-Men are now under criticism from Marvel Studios' new president of physical post-production visual effects and animation, Victoria Alonzo, for having a non-inclusive team moniker.
According to the Entertainment Outlet, we got this covered.
Alonso did an interview with the sci-fi and film YouTube program, Nuke the Fridge, where she hinted that the internal thinking is that the name X-Men isn't sufficiently inclusive, going on to say, I don't know where the future is going.
It's funny that people call it the X-Men.
There's a lot of female superheroes in that X-Men group.
So I think it's up, it's outdated.
Yeah, so it's like, it's very interesting that as you get into this, they also made the villain Loki gender fluid.
Do you know about this?
I mean, it's in the article, but no.
They also declared that Loki's gender fluid.
sara gonzales
Okay, but you just said she said female.
So there was male and female.
elijah schaffer
And gender fluid, meaning that you can change between the genders.
So they exist.
sara gonzales
Right.
Between the male and the female, which I will also say, we haven't dropped the men from women yet.
So if it's X-Men, that still could be inclusive to men and women.
Yeah.
Because that is in women's name.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And women are just called women because they're like, whoa, men, because they're always like, whoa, hold up here.
Let me complain about something.
sara gonzales
Yeah, I mean, that's, I'm not going to, I'm not going to act like that.
elijah schaffer
The ex-women didn't get as far because they were too busy discussing and complaining about the conditions of their fighter plane and that it wasn't comfortable enough.
sara gonzales
Taken out the trash when we asked you to the first time, we wouldn't have to complain about it.
elijah schaffer
But this is, you know, only complaining about this are like little, little, like, and when I say queer, I don't mean sexually queer.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean the old word queer where it was just like bizarre.
Like so little queer boys with small arms and women, weird-looking women that have, you know, unironically like a Spongebob or like bacon tattoo on their forearm are the kind of people who think about this kind of stuff.
Because the average guy or girl that looks halfway decent, that's like, people always say the looks don't matter, but it's true.
People that feel rejected from society are the ones that feel like they have to tear down society.
sara gonzales
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And they complain.
And then you realize that you're walking around.
I've never even thought about the name X-Men.
I don't even watch the movies.
I don't even know what's going on.
And somebody thinks that we need to, this is going to, what's going to help society?
These are degenerate, lame people that they're catering to.
sara gonzales
Which is really, I found it fascinating.
I read an article not that long ago that there were insiders in this comic book movie world that I guess, you know, Marvel and what's the other one?
Whatever the other one is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they said they, and they were proud of this.
They weren't saying this as a problem, but they were proud of the fact that they're now hiring.
They're not hiring on the typical job interview websites and stuff.
They're hiring through Twitter and TikTok and all of these social medias because they're seeking out these people.
They're seeking out the transgender allies and the gender fluid people.
They're seeking those people out to take these jobs in these movies.
And that's why you see it like this.
elijah schaffer
But if you looked for straight white men, that would be white supremacy.
That'd be racism.
sara gonzales
Yeah, it's not inclusive enough.
So they're going this route.
And I personally, I think it's going to be great to watch these crash and burn because no one is going to go see this shit.
elijah schaffer
Did you?
I don't know if that was yesterday we were talking about this or if that was, I don't, you know, when your time blends together and you forget who you've said what to?
sara gonzales
That's been the last year and a half.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Where am I?
Mark?
sara gonzales
My flippity.
unidentified
Levin.
sara gonzales
Oh my God, that was him.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I need to talk to you about something.
The world's gone to shit.
Okay.
I said it.
I'm a man of faith.
I'm a man of faith.
unidentified
I said it.
Yeah.
That's it.
elijah schaffer
That's it.
unidentified
I'm a man of faith, but I said it shit.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyways.
Anyway.
Dude, I once did an hour special with Mark Levin, and it was like the funniest thing.
Like, he's like Glenn or something like where he's so good and skilled at what he does.
But you know how, you know how when you, this is just a side note, but we were on Glenn Beck.
I think that was also yesterday or the day before.
I don't know even when that was on Glenn Beck's show.
And I love that most people like me who's somewhat mentally handicapped says just like, hey, Sarah's here.
And it's just like a fun conversation.
But Glenn or Levin are these prolific people will be like, you've seen him on the streets.
It's like a movie title.
The violence, the chaos.
sara gonzales
It's a trait.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, yeah, and you feel like you're like, dude, this is my movie.
And if they introduce you like Elijah Schaefer.
And they say things that probably aren't true, but make you feel good, like one of the most popular hosts currently on the internet.
And you're like, I mean, I'm in the top 18, but I mean, like, that doesn't make me that.
I guess that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
If you're even out of the tiny out of the top 18, good.
But I just laugh because it's like, wow, like they're, they're so theatrical and so emotional that I feel like I become my own fan.
And then I look in the mirror and I realize that I'm like, no, it's Timmy.
Yeah, it's 10% of the man.
But they're so good at it.
Like, that's what I mean.
Like, he curses and makes it a bit about cursing.
I got to get better at that.
unidentified
Yeah.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
I don't wheel.
Don't wheel.
elijah schaffer
Fighting with my wife.
Yeah, bitch.
I said it.
unidentified
There you go.
elijah schaffer
It took a lot out of me.
I would never call a woman.
No, never.
No, no, no.
Don't call her that.
You might think it, but if you're marrying her.
Yeah, don't call her.
sara gonzales
Women deserve to be called that.
elijah schaffer
Yes, please.
I would say that that's more of a confrontation where you need to be like sit down with a woman and be like, look, you are acting like a bitch.
sara gonzales
I could have that conversation with like Kamala Harris first.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, that's more of like a concern.
Because if you have, don't ever fight a woman because you can't ever win because they'll, because even if you win the argument, the woman will be like, yeah, but you were mean in the way you said the truth and that was insensitive or like also, but two weeks ago, and then they were bringing it up and it turns into like, it doesn't end.
So if you want the fight to end, you just, you don't play on their turf.
I know with women, you know, that's their turf.
It's like women don't try to beat up a man.
sara gonzales
Right.
elijah schaffer
But physically, he'll kill you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Men don't try to fight a woman verbally.
sara gonzales
Stay in your lane.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
sara gonzales
That's what Elijah's is trying to say.
Stay in your lane, ladies and gentlemen.
And I certainly hope my husband was helping with the show.
I hope he's still listening.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to Focus on the Family, where we talk about, when we talk about family issues here.
Speaking of people who probably had family problems, I want to bring this up, though, and I want to play this.
We're going to get into some funny stuff, but with the VAC stuff, the ramifications is that real people are being affected and these insane people are causing problems in our society.
And I want you to know that people are being denied access to health care because of their VAC status.
And that's a truthful statement.
And people say, well, it's a private business.
Doug, literally, it was 2012, I think, where we were talking about Obamacare and everyone's like, healthcare is a human right.
It's a human right.
Pre-existing conditions should not deny you health care.
Oh, so what if you are obese and you're an alcoholic and you have fatty liver disease based off of coming together?
That's that might have been, you might have chosen that, but that shouldn't deny you health care.
And now they're like, oh, which we're going to find with this woman, you're not vaccinated.
We're not going to treat your kids.
So watch this.
This is like crazy.
Let's play video number five.
unidentified
This is going to be a friends-only video because, frankly, I'm just sick of everyone's shit.
Don't want to deal with it.
I just left the pediatrician's office with my little girl.
You guys, when I say this is unbelievable, I mean it's unfucking believable.
The shit that people are getting away with.
So the pediatrician asks if me or my husband are going to get vaccinated against COVID-19.
And I told her, no.
sara gonzales
And she says, not at all.
unidentified
Not planning on it.
No, we're not.
We're not doing it.
She said, well, unfortunately, you can no longer have your kids as patients here.
You need to find a new doctor.
And this has been my kid's doctor for the last nine years.
And just like that, we're cutting ties.
Getting real fucking tired of this fight.
I really am.
But we got to keep doing it.
sara gonzales
Okay.
Stop cursing in front of your kid, though, first of all.
She just dropped several F-bombs with the kid in the background.
I would like to say, I don't recommend doing that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, can I say this?
That's why sometimes we curse a little bit in the show, and people are like, I feel bad, kind of, because they're like, hey, like, then my kids can't listen.
And I guess some children watch the show, but none of these shows are marketed to children.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
And if you want your kid to watch this, that's you and your family.
But like, I'm sorry, but this is not a children's show.
Although I always say the show's for kids, I do say that upstairs as a joke.
But also, it's like, yeah, I don't, like, I'm even careful.
I think I said, oh, I guess I won't even say, I don't even won't even say it, but I said a word in front of Chelsea's kids that I didn't realize they were in the room or I didn't realize.
And it wasn't even that bad of a word.
I'm just like, oh, shoot.
So I didn't know your kids were here.
Because I understand that you don't want kids picking up on language because you want them to be respectful and courteous and think through their words.
And you don't, like, yeah, you don't want to be dropping F-bombs in front of like five-year-olds.
sara gonzales
And I mean, I know that's not at all why.
Yeah, that's not at all why this just got me so pissed off, but I just wanted to mention that as mommy Sarah's coming up.
Yes, exactly.
But this just goes back to what I was saying earlier.
This is, it's not about science.
It's not about following the science.
It's not about trying to make sure everyone's healthy.
This is about you will comply because we felt like we had to, and we want you to make sure to do it as well.
Everyone needs to be miserable together because it's the most unscientific bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
You have to be vaccinated even though your kids are not vaccinated, even though the vaccinated people are still not only getting the virus, but also spreading the virus to other people.
But you somehow, unvaccinated person, who actually is more at risk than any of us if we're vaccinated, if we are following what the vaccination people are telling us is true, what Big Pharma is telling us is true, which is that the vaccines work or will make us less sick.
Even though you are more at risk for being in our office, we are firing you and we won't treat your children who aren't even eligible for a effing vaccine.
elijah schaffer
No, and this is what's funny too, is they talk to you like you are posing a threat to their community.
sara gonzales
This is the most unscientific thing ever.
If the freaking vaccines work, we don't pose a threat to you.
elijah schaffer
But that's if they work as they should.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And so all that it would make you question the simple question of like, why are you so afraid of the unvaccinated if you're vaccinated if you trust the vaccine?
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And that's a really good question.
And maybe.
sara gonzales
And if you don't trust the vaccine, why do I need to take it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Like you're so like, that was like Chris Rock, right?
Got infected.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then he was like, I'm vaccinated.
I think he took the Johnson and Johnson, which is the single shot.
I don't, yes.
So I think he took the single shot.
unidentified
Yes.
sara gonzales
The one that was causing the blood clots.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And the one that, the one that is not mRNA.
I think that's, that's the one.
Yes, it is.
So he took that one and he's like.
But by the way, if you want to know, if you're a Johnson and Johnson club person, I was reading how they're planning on a booster second shot for the Johnson and Johnson.
So good luck, buddy.
But also, he's like, oh my gosh, I was vaccinated and I contracted COVID.
You need to go get vaccinated because this is horrible.
And I'm like, so you're having a horrible case of COVID while vaccinated.
You know, I know a bunch of people who actually do have a respiratory infection that says that they have COVID.
I don't know because who knows with a lot of this testing, but it says they do.
And first of all, I think it's stupid that people go get tested when they have COVID looks.
If you have a respiratory sickness, like a lot of medical people just recommend like, stay home.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like literally, like it's like they're at-home tests too.
Yeah.
unidentified
Stop it on that.
sara gonzales
Stop getting tested and adding to the case numbers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because what it is is you're just making people like, it's like, well, also too, if you're going out and stuff and it's, if it's as contagious as they're saying, then, you know, they seen the Delta is the most contagious variant.
They don't even, I mean, look, guys, when I say all this stuff, it's like, well, do you know it's the Delta variant and stuff?
Look, nobody knows a lot of things about a lot of things.
A lot of stuff's just being said because they just say it.
But the whole point is, it's like, look, it's, I think it's everyone I talk to, whether they're vaccinated or not.
I know a lot of people that are vaccinated that have positive COVID tests.
We just got to call it that positive COVID test.
People that are unvaccinated.
The unvaccinated people that I know are not, do not have it very bad and it's not a big deal.
And a lot of them like didn't even realize they had it.
sara gonzales
So and also there's no way for you to know all these vaccinated people are like, yeah, but my symptoms were less severe.
You have no way to know if your symptoms would have been less severe anyway, even if you hadn't gotten the vaccine.
elijah schaffer
If you already had it, according to their own studies, what if you already had it?
sara gonzales
Right.
Yeah.
They're not taking any of that into account.
elijah schaffer
I mean, you've already been exposed to it, even, even not even full on, not a full viral load, but maybe you already had some sort of markers or some sort of early detection system because somebody you knew, it's like everyone's just saying, yeah, it's the vaccine, except for the fact that it's like every month we find out a little more about the vaccine that we all knew, but weren't allowed to say.
And you go, that's why they have not been allowing us to say anything because they know what we know.
And you know that I think it was back in January, March.
It might have been March.
So I don't know if this is the date.
It could have been March or May, but I think it was the M1 where the where the CDC director or co-director was saying about how like, yeah, like once you get the vaccine, you don't need the mask.
You're safe.
You are protected.
You're not going to get infected.
And then it was like, it just kept changing to like, well, you can get infected, but like you won't have breakthroughs.
And like, oh, like some, like, like the governor of Florida being like, oh, like 40 to 60% of these hospitalization cases are breakthrough vaccinated people.
And you're going, ooh, it just keeps going down to where you're going, ah, I'm not going to comment on this.
I'm just going to go, interesting, because I believe that being anti-vax was literally the Democrats' 2020 platform.
That was part of their platform, was freaking us all out about vaccines.
unidentified
They were like, I wouldn't take a Trump Rush vaccine.
elijah schaffer
And Joy Reid herself kind of made it about racism and this scariness of rushed Trump vaccines.
Like they campaigned on not taking the vaccine and then yelled at us and went, why won't you take it?
unidentified
Yeah.
sara gonzales
Oh, they are the number one drivers of vaccine hesitancy in the entire country.
And Joe Biden's mandate, for me at least, is like the biggest one.
Why would you mandate it if it works?
If it works, everyone who takes it can feel confident that they're safe.
The fact that you have to mandate it is the biggest driver of vaccine hesitancy that you could possibly have.
elijah schaffer
If you have to force something on me, then, and I don't, you can't, you can't just argue with me.
Like, it's like when you're doing it.
sara gonzales
It's like Obamacare.
It's like, well, why did if it's so great, everyone will just go get it?
You won't have to mandate that everyone have this insurance.
They'll just go get it.
unidentified
That's what they do.
elijah schaffer
Bomb care is so stupid.
And you know what?
And like, I know.
And that's why I want to get into this.
Where is this?
Let me get into this next video here.
So it's like, but these people, while they're telling us also about science and trusting vaccines, I promise we get to some of the weirder people.
As we get into the vaccines and we get into the madness, then of course they're like, okay, well, you know, believe me, the vaccines work, but also I'm not a girl.
And when I was born a woman, and let's play video six.
Listen to like the narcissism as they lecture us, deny us health care, tell us that we're crazy.
Their children, they deny our children health care because I'm not vaccinated.
Meanwhile, this is their children here on video six.
unidentified
Things I'm going to start doing.
So if you misgender me, it's on fucking purpose.
In the video, I'm literally going to put my pronouns or he, they, in the caption of the video, putting he, they, putting the hashtag he, they.
It's already on my profile picture and in my bio.
I'm literally going above and beyond.
So there is no fucking excuse for people to misgender me.
You don't get an excuse if you misgender me.
Like, you don't.
Like, well, I didn't, how did you not see the one of five things?
Just admit you don't think I deserve to have my pronouns respected.
Just admit it.
elijah schaffer
When did this even become a social thing about pronouns needing to be respected?
Like, when, like, I had to everyone.
Yeah, like, like, I, like, I think when did this become like, I don't know, we're, okay, we have to ask ourselves.
We got to go back here.
Because I think we talk about these people being crazy, but when did this become what year?
sara gonzales
When gender dysphoria was removed from the DSM, probably.
elijah schaffer
Was it?
sara gonzales
Oh, yeah.
It used to be like an actual diagnosis that you.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know they removed it.
I haven't kept up with the DSM.
sara gonzales
Yeah, they removed it from the DSM.
I want to say it was like five years ago.
elijah schaffer
It had to be less.
Did they remove GID or anything?
sara gonzales
I don't know.
I don't know.
But can I ask you, I feel like you're like more in the loop with all of this gender weird ass stuff.
Why he, they?
What does that mean?
If it's he, then it's singular.
How can you go from he, they?
elijah schaffer
I don't know if anyone in the control room can speak in my ear and help me with this, but I'm going to do my best here.
unidentified
So, okay.
sara gonzales
Oh, I didn't mean for it to be like a big.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so the they, the they is, you don't identify as either, but maybe both or somewhere in between non-binary.
She's saying, um, so, okay, cool.
The he has to do with that's like, I don't even think, this is a key thing.
I don't think it's gender dysphoria.
I, I honestly believe this because I don't, I don't think this is gender dysphoria.
And I think what this is, is this is, you see this a lot with young people and teenagers.
And I talked about this on Twitter that, you know, people, of course, made this about, you know, age of consent and stuff.
So if you're, you know, perverts and sickos, please stay out of the chat.
This is not about changing ages of consent and sexuality, being sex, sexually active.
I'm talking about the weird concept in Western culture that was developed over the last maybe like 80 years of adolescence and teenage years being its own sort of developmental group.
Like for all of history, there were children and adults, right?
So it's like in the Jewish faith, you know, you would, or in even just Hebrew race, there is this idea of like, you know, you're a bat mitzvah, and you, you're not, you're now a man, you're an adult.
Yep, right.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Obviously, that changes in Western culture since they're still a kid.
And so that's confusing to a kid because, well, I'm an adult, but then I still can't vote and et cetera.
And I'm not, no, I'm not arguing for all those weird, like Vosh, disgusting takes.
What I'm saying is that what happened is that we created this intermediary group of like teenagers, and it was meant so that we could market to them, right?
This is, this was a product of unrestrained capitalism.
And it causes delayed development in individuals to where they feel this not only isolation from the world because they're not kids and they're not adults.
So then they're in this weird substrata of being like 13 to 8, 17.
So now they're in this middle group to where they're too mature to relate to kids, don't have enough rights to live in an adult world.
So they develop their own subculture, which is how we develop teenage subculture.
And that teenage subculture not only creates a distance between the kid, the teenagers and the kids that makes them feel like, well, I know more.
But then it creates distance from the adults to where they're like, well, we don't fit in with you.
So we're going to create our own world.
And that world has moved from 17 to 18 to 19 to now maybe in early 30s.
People are stuck in this adolescence, teenage, narcissistic world where they're still trying to find their identity.
It's like, brother, that's what I'm saying.
This develops out of is that you're going, your pronouns don't matter.
They're insignificant.
You're in this era now where you're being forced to like, on your own, figure out who you are when rather than having a society of like, look, you're a kid.
You listen to what I say.
You don't really think for yourself.
We live the world.
I'm going to teach you.
Now you're an adult.
Grow up.
Your identity is here.
Your identity is that you're an adult and you're a woman.
Welcome to the world.
And if now, as you're an adult, if you want to go explore your sexuality and want to go do things that I don't like, fine, do it.
But now as a teenagers, they're stuck in this like world where they're like, it's not that they have gender identity disorder.
It's just like, it's cool now to be like a he because you don't feel like a woman.
No, that's just normal.
You're going through adolescence.
Your hormones are changing.
You don't know who you are at 16.
Nobody knows who they are at 16.
unidentified
You're not special.
elijah schaffer
Like, oh, I don't feel like a boy or girl.
Oh, you're confused on how you fit in and your gender works.
You feel a little bit not like all other women, says every other woman.
sara gonzales
Every single other woman.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, so that doesn't mean you're like non-binary.
You're just confused about who you are and go on a journey, but you don't need to give yourself weird identifiers and then get into a cult.
That's what it is.
It's a cult that preys on people who are going through natural adolescence and they're abandoned by their society into not being forced into being adults.
And so then they're preyed upon.
sara gonzales
Take them when they're born.
elijah schaffer
And a lot of people go, oh, yeah, well, what are you talking about?
Their sexuality.
No, they prey on their sexuality.
They make it all about their sex.
These are, I've worked with teenagers.
These are very, they're very rowdy, put fingers where they shouldn't.
They're always touching each other and they're crazy.
And then it's like, we isolate them like children.
And then this cult comes in and goes, I'm going to teach you about sex.
I'm going to teach you about your gender.
I'm going to teach you about your identity.
And they get sucked into this through TikTok and all this other bullshit.
And then we end up with a generation of adults who act like retarded children.
sara gonzales
And well, and back to your original point, which was, you know, they preach to us about science and then they try to come to us with this.
Like science, like I said earlier, they're changing the language.
They just change the language whenever they want to.
So they can change the language.
They can change science to mean whatever the hell they want.
And this is a social construct now.
And they just shift it.
And the media helps them.
And they're allowed to do that.
They're completely allowed to do that.
Imagine if you did something.
I mean, imagine if I really went to New York City and tried to say, no, I'm trans vaccinated.
You have to let me in.
I mean, imagine that would, I would be laughed out of the city.
But there, if you have the right political identity, you are allowed to change the language whenever you want to suit whatever needs you have.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, I, you know, and that's the truth.
And that's why, when it comes to health, and I want to talk about this a little more, how they change everything, I do got to remind you guys that obviously the world is weird.
And you look at these things and you can get denied health care.
Family systems are under attack.
Our healthcare systems are under attack.
Our bodies are literally under attack, which is why a lot of people don't realize as we get Obamacare and all these things that you can actually take your health into your own hands by joining the safety net community.
Now, I got to talk to you about this.
So, whether you have insurance or you don't, whether you're married or you're not, it doesn't matter because the truth of the matter is that there are gaps in your healthcare coverage.
It either means that you're not covered at all or you have deductibles.
And for at least 50% of people, those deductibles are high, which means that if you get into an accident or something happens, you're left with huge bills that you're probably not going to be able to afford to pay.
Because the average American household can't even afford a thousand-dollar bill if it came up, which isn't mocking anyone.
It's just true.
Inflation's high.
It's hard living month to month.
People are struggling, even if you make a lot of money.
So, what do you do about that?
If you go to safetynet.club and you join this community, you get access to the products that allow you to take each individualize your health care and fill the gaps in your coverage.
One that I like is the accident insurance, which is about $15 a month.
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So, that's really cool.
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So it's like with redefining everything, it's like they come in even in like religion, right?
And they push this anti-science stuff.
If we play video seven, this guy's explaining to us why Jesus is non-binary.
Like Jesus, like how do you know?
I don't even know how Jesus looked.
Nobody knows how Jesus looked except for the fact that he wasn't apparently very good looking.
The Bible says he was not, didn't really have a good looking face.
It mentions that.
He's just kind of an average to subpar looking physical features.
And he wasn't particularly handsome.
That's what it remarks as.
And so that's all I know.
And that's what we're too is that why in movies they always make Jesus like this Chad stud dude.
Like he's always like the sexy like Hollywood.
sara gonzales
They gotta, it's Hollywood.
They gotta play it up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like the whole point is that like, yeah, like Jesus wasn't popular because he was this like sexy guy that you know baptized people shirtless with muscles.
Like that, that's not what Jesus was.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And this guy though says, well, he knows what Jesus was.
He may not have been a white Chad super Saiyan warrior, but he definitely was non-binary.
Let's listen to this.
unidentified
This is an easy one.
Oh, God.
If you espouse to the idea that Jesus was born of a virgin birth, then Jesus could not have had male chromosomes.
Therefore, Jesus had only female chromosomes and presented as masculine.
So Jesus was non-binary.
And in terms of male and female, and the Hebrew, the word that was used for and describes a spectrum: male and female, and everything in between.
Man and woman is a biological concept.
Science currently identifies 13 combinations and permutations of XY chromosomes.
Masculine and feminine is a sociological construct that is dependent upon the society with which you are talking about.
sara gonzales
I love that look at the end, like, I'm so smart.
Did you hear that?
That's so smart of me to say.
There's just that look of arrogance.
Was that a woman?
I don't.
It looked like it looked like a chick with a beard.
elijah schaffer
Man is the phrase.
I'm going to keep going to Kayla to help me with this stuff.
sara gonzales
It looked like a chick.
It just looked like a chick.
Well, it sounded like a chick with a beard.
elijah schaffer
That's, well, I mean, obviously YouTube would say that would be hate speech to say that.
But also the fact is, is like, look, I'm sorry.
I have transgender friends and they know this.
I tell them to their face, like, I don't accept that you're a woman to Blair.
I would never accept that you're a woman.
sara gonzales
When Blair was on my show, I said she because I'm not going to be like hateful or rude or insensitive when you're sitting in front of me just because I'm like trying to prove a point to you.
I think that's a good idea.
elijah schaffer
You want to be called a choo-choo train or like a beepbop or something like that.
Someone told me, like, call me Bobo.
I'd be like, okay, Bobo.
sara gonzales
Yeah, all right, cool, Bobo.
elijah schaffer
But I don't even use Blair's pronouns, actually.
I just tell Blair, like, look, this is just a personal thing.
Look, Jesus, and this is not a pity thing.
I told Blair I go, Jesus ate with the tax collectors.
He, like, everyone's like, why would you have a friend like that?
It's like, oh, shut up.
They're the same Pharisees who were like, why did Jesus meet with these people?
Why would Jesus go with the prostitutes and the sinners?
Maybe because how would you get your ideas across to people if you're just denying your own expression to them and you're just mean to them instead of caring about them?
Why would they think you care about their gender dysphoria if you don't even care to have a normal conversation with them about dinner?
Like, oh, so you care about the integral parts of my mind, but you can't even be a normal person to me.
People have lost the ability of being friends with people who think very differently and live lifestyles they disagree with.
And the reality is, with that kind of stuff, is like, I reject the trans identity entirely.
I think that even that that's why it's important to call it a disorder, because if it's a medical issue, then we can treat it like that.
Just like people who think that they're trans disabled and like permanently blind themselves and stuff.
People have mental problems and they have psychological issues.
And I acknowledge that they do, but I don't acknowledge that anyone can genuinely transform into the other gender.
It's just not true.
It's objectively false.
That doesn't mean I have to be an asshole to the person and to their face just because I have that.
And that's why if you care about someone, we have a lot of these conversations privately.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And like, hey, I'm not here to humiliate you publicly.
sara gonzales
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
I would love to talk to you personally about this and have and try to come to a conclusion.
sara gonzales
Especially when it's someone like Blair, who is such a strong advocate for like not transitioning children, which people are mad that I like Blair.
elijah schaffer
And that's your problem because Blair is actually a friend of mine and I appreciate Blair.
And I have another friend name, I don't know what they go by anymore.
Jocelyn, I think, is, I think, Jocelyn flawless.
I don't know.
sara gonzales
Wow, that sounds fabulous.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I'm just saying, like, the point is, is that, yeah, but we have these same discussions of like, I think you're my guy friend, but that has boobs.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like, that's just the thing.
So like, yeah, you know, I mean, and that's what's weird about people is like, just like, it's like people ask Blair, we talked about this.
Why is Blair friends with me if I don't accept that Blair is a girl?
Like they asked, you have to realize people are asking Blair the same question.
Why are you friends with Elijah who doesn't accept you?
And it's like, well, because he's not a jerk to me and we talk.
sara gonzales
He's a nice guy, it turns out.
Who knew?
elijah schaffer
On camera.
Elijah doesn't roast the gays.
No, I just, I just.
sara gonzales
No, he still does.
elijah schaffer
No, no, yeah.
No, I roast everyone equally.
Your sexuality will not make you immune.
But I also want to say this.
This is a quick one, video eight, but like also the argument back to about this, about the female chromosomes dog.
You don't even understand the whole story about the miracle of conception.
It still would have been a man.
It's biology.
There still would have been male chromosomes.
The point of the story is that sin is passed down through men.
And so I don't know if we can call it like I know, like I don't have a cough button here, but it's like this show is always just me coughing.
unidentified
Like that's God watching making me be careful.
elijah schaffer
He's closing my throat.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but I said, like, I don't know if you want to go down.
There's a lot of theories about like, you know, like divine insemination or different things, or if he just created a zygote or whatever.
But the point was, was that sin was not passed down through the father.
And so that this was a birth of a virgin birth so that he was not defied by defiled by sin.
And that's that's what it's about.
It's not about him being non-binary.
Like you totally botched the whole thing.
unidentified
I love meaning.
Yeah.
sara gonzales
His argument is basically like, well, it was only he was only created by a female in her body.
So it had, it's like, no, no, that's not how females can't just create babies on their own.
That's not what happened here.
elijah schaffer
I know we have this video eight.
This is quick.
I don't even remember why I put it in here, but it had to do with non-binary too, which I'm actually, I know about this stuff.
You know what I was going to say, though?
Is I'm going to say this, like, people that lecture me about how to deal with people don't understand, don't understand what it's like to live in a big city and just learn to be friends with people who aren't crazy and denying you health care.
Like it's getting to a point where your friend's somebody who will let your kids be treated, you know, and like listen to, like, listen to this, this, this video.
This is so weird.
It's like when my transphobic mother gets cancer and gets top surgery before me.
And it's just a bizarre thing.
And, and, and I, I think there's that, that kind of convolution together of like everything becomes about them.
Everything's about their weirdness.
Everything's about their world.
And they're trying to reshape the world through their vision.
And that's the problem I have with these people.
I'm not like, oh my gosh, like Blair put boobs on.
I'm going to die.
And that's why I can be friends with Blair because Blair specifically says, I don't want to promote, I don't want people to be like this because they think it's cool.
And, you know, people make the argument that Blair is by being online or being in public pushing their platform or their agenda.
I think that's not true.
I think that Blair's one of the only people in that community who's saying what needs to be said.
And that's important in these days to have people like, I'm not about the big tent, you know, like we need to intentionally hire like a transgender host here.
sara gonzales
Like I don't believe that's bullshit.
Caitlin Jenner as governor of California.
Yeah, that would have been a huge mistake.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that would have been a huge mistake.
But just allowing people to exist and seeing that even in their existence, if you disagree with their life, that they're not making TikToks like that about trivializing their mother's cancer and making it about them.
And you see that they're trying to use it to educate people out of the brainwashing.
I'm all for that.
And because these people, there's enough of these people online and I'm sick of them.
sara gonzales
Yeah, no, I agree.
Am I supposed to be upset that they're, I would assume the medical community is actually shockingly taking their time to make sure that maybe that this person actually needs some sort of top surgery before just what?
Getting boobs, chopping the breaths off.
I don't know because I don't know how this person identifies.
But my point is, like we, we used to come to the conclusion that the medical community, double checking, making sure that like you were not just going through a phase was a good thing.
Now it's like, oh my God, someone with cancer got this before me.
How dare they?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I, yeah, I'm really concerned about that.
Anyway, I want to say this as we wrap this up, make sure that you follow Sarah Gonzalez, all the links in the description.
And also know, if you make it this far in the podcast, I always say this, I do say this.
And a lot of you realize this.
If you make it this far in the podcast, I always am assuming that the people listening to this or watching this probably like the show.
sara gonzales
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because if you don't like it and you get into an hour into it, you have problems.
sara gonzales
Or, yeah, I mean, or you just work for Media Matters.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Hey.
Or you're my FBI agent.
What up?
No, but if you make it this far, please leave a five-star review because really, like, it's free.
And I think I like this too, this call to action to people because people are like, I don't want to buy your dumb ad.
And it's like, okay, dog, we're fully demonetized everywhere.
Where there's a way we have to fund people's jobs and pay for things.
Relax.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Maybe you also realize that some of the products that I present to you are actually very good products.
And I actually use them.
So there's that too.
On top of that, you don't have to pay to write a review.
And I really appreciate it.
And you might even get it read on the show.
sara gonzales
There you go.
elijah schaffer
Let's read a couple of these.
Always make it to the end, they said.
Oh, see, look, see, this was the point.
I first found Elijah when he did street interviews and wore dope shades.
As if like, that's so sad as I don't wear a nice sunglass.
I do wear good sunglasses.
Actually, that sunglass sponsor used to sponsor my show.
And then I came out against abortion and then they dropped me because they said that I didn't believe in a woman's free choice.
So they let that's why I used to wear all those shades because they sponsored me.
sara gonzales
But and your problem with killing babies was just too much for them.
elijah schaffer
No one knew why I wore them everywhere.
And it was like they were a sponsor of the show and it was part of my like deal with them.
And so I wore them everywhere.
And then they were like, oh, son, you have to be into abortion to wear these.
So I stopped wearing them.
They said, as the years have gone by, I've continued to follow his content.
He is hands down my favorite media outlet.
I'm a media outlet now.
sara gonzales
Wow.
Just you.
Well, you are a certified fact checker.
elijah schaffer
Certified fact checker, two shows, media outlet.
We have the same humor, beliefs, and morals.
I make it to the end of every show, and you successfully guilted me to take three minutes of my time to leave a review.
Here are five fantastically fabulous stars.
You deserve each one.
And that is so awesome.
I want to read one more here.
This one says, The host that roasts the most, but what does it say?
sara gonzales
Sounds like a Dr. Seuss.
elijah schaffer
But does, I don't know, it says something else.
It's cut off your title.
It says, I live in a liberal city, and I often wonder how we as a society.
Have I read this before?
Oh, no.
Wonder how we as a society got to where we are today for my own sanity.
My YouTube diet consists mostly of John Doyle's content, which has kept my faith in humanity alive.
I'm proud to be a 7%er.
During the temporary heckoff comedy content kitchen closure and subsequent scarcity of basic common sense and all-around genius commentary from John, I went in search of new content.
And your channel was like a well-seasoned roast in a famine of rational thinking and human decency.
Props to you and your team for consistently doiling out, I mean, dilling out salubrious and refreshingly hilarious subject matter for our enjoyment and benefit.
Much love and appreciation from someone who is relieved to find John Doyle doing well after I thought something horrible happened to him.
sara gonzales
Is this a review for you or John Doyle?
elijah schaffer
He brought me to the beautiful people here at Slightly Offensive.
No, he's trying to roast John for being lazy and not making enough content and realizing and letting him know that his failures still positively impact the world.
sara gonzales
Well, now I like it again.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I really do love it.
I really do love it.
And I will just, I know we're supposed to wrap up.
I'm reading one more here because I had to read this one too.
I would have picked these out ahead of time.
unidentified
It's okay.
elijah schaffer
But I didn't.
sara gonzales
It's my show that's next.
elijah schaffer
I just read this.
It says simp for Elijah.
I've been binging slightly offensive for months now, and the show is the best.
At first, I didn't like Elijah.
However, he has grown on me and has become my favorite political commentator.
I finally understand why he doesn't post as much on Heck Off by John doesn't post anymore because he's doing this show so true and good.
I'm happy that Slightly Offensive has been my source of political news and sanity.
Thank you, Elijah Sav and the crew and John.
And I'll also throw Sarah in there.
Anyway, thanks again so much for watching.
It's been a really great time.
I appreciate it.
Also, don't forget to sign up at Blazetv.com.
I don't think I have a, I don't think I have a code right now for this show for $25 off.
Are we still doing that, Steven?
sara gonzales
I know you can use $25 off.
My show is now, so you should be.
elijah schaffer
Yes, maybe.
So if you go to, I think if you go to Blazetv.com/slash Elijah, you can actually get $25 off the membership at Blaze.
If that doesn't work, I'll just use my other show's code, You Are Here, which also works, I think, for $25 off right now.
And if it's only $10 off, no matter what, you get a discount.
So check it out and see if now's the time to sign up.
Anyway, Sarah Gonzalez from the News and Why It Matters, which is out today five days a week.
Make sure you check it out.
What time does it go live every day or Aaron?
sara gonzales
6 p.m. Eastern.
elijah schaffer
6 p.m. Eastern.
So right before you are here.
sara gonzales
Yeah, right here.
So we're on Blaze TV's YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so check it out on Blaze TV's YouTube.
Follow our socials.
Check out her makeup as well.
And thank you so much again for watching.
Have a great rest of the week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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