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Sept. 8, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Church of Satan Demands Texas Baby Blood | Guest: Sydney Watson | Ep 186

The church of Satan has now been added to the list of people trying to fight Texas for the right to innocent baby blood. After Texas passed the heartbeat bill, the libs have been trying to fight for abortion through satanism, protest and ... abstinence? Yeah, we didn’t believe it at first either, but every time we think we’ve reached peak insanity, it somehow gets crazier.

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savanah hernandez
In Texas, we don't mess around when it comes to protecting babies from Satanists.
unidentified
So, here we go.
elijah schaffer
This is where it gets good.
Because everybody knows that Satanists don't like electric guitar.
unidentified
Or black and white footage.
sydney watson
They hate most, most of all, electric guitar.
elijah schaffer
Watch, and this is where it's seriously.
Watch this.
They come out with their rituals.
Oh, yeah, right.
No devil here.
Some people use holy water to cast the demons out.
unidentified
I use this full send rifle.
elijah schaffer
Watch the thumb trigger action.
This is so actually cool.
Watch.
Devil worshipers, beware.
unidentified
Boom.
elijah schaffer
Mullek.
Gone.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
elijah schaffer
let's get into this speaking of satanic people if you can go to my screen here savannah brian stelter from cnn is back at it again with his egg-shaped head and his potato personality He's back in the news.
Not only does he make the news, he's back in the news saying an unvaccinated minority that doesn't watch the news or trust the news is putting the vaccinated majority at undue risk.
There is no way around that reality.
Now, it comes as to no surprise because Brian Stelter is the champion of health and of peak male performance.
And you know, I have to feel like this.
Some people wonder, you know what I mean?
We don't like to talk a lot about our own personal sexualities.
This is making me feel a little gay because he's attractive.
This is exactly the kind of person I want to be taking advice from for what I put in my body.
We know there's a lot of things he probably likes to put into his.
To talk about this and a lot more, I have brought the lovely and wonderful Sidney Watson of the creatively named channel Sidney Watson back on the show.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
unidentified
Did your brain just short circuit when you were trying to say that?
elijah schaffer
The dog was distracting me.
Murphy was distracting me with his whistles and stuff.
It threw me off.
unidentified
With his whistles.
He's yawning, Elijah.
It's a normal process.
elijah schaffer
I thought he was cat calling Brian Stelter.
unidentified
He was.
sydney watson
He was like, come here, Brian.
elijah schaffer
A little trans-species homosexuality to top off our Satanist episode.
unidentified
Exactly.
sydney watson
That's how we like it on this show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we do.
You know, I got to tell you this.
This is such a big deal.
This is such a big deal.
I am such a big supporter of Brian Stelter that I actually wrote this.
I wrote a message, an ode to him.
I wrote an ode and I said, get vaccinated, folks, so you can look as healthy as Brian Stelter does at 36.
I am so moved by his exemplary lifestyle that I dedicated my Twitter to him for at least one half the day.
We need more brave Chad journalists like him setting a good example of peak physical performance.
And I put up the picture of him.
I mean, look at that.
Oh, nice.
unidentified
I really am thick calves.
sydney watson
I thoroughly enjoy how you're not even dedicating a full day to him.
It's only a half day.
elijah schaffer
No, it's a half day.
And I actually made my, changed my bio to a healthy 36-year-old.
And I have my description as, vaccines are excellent.
Fauci hearts my fupa.
And this is a Brian Stelter fan page for one half the day because you can get in trouble for impersonating people on Twitter.
So I'm not impersonating him.
This is just his fan page and the eggs on the screen because you can't bully people have nothing to do with his head maybe looking like an egg.
It's just to promote protein and to use the phrase excellent.
sydney watson
You know, it's funny because we were talking about this before we went, before we started filming.
And this morning, I went onto Twitter to read the news, as I often do.
And I looked at this and I thought, who the hell made their profile all about Brian Stelter?
What is this?
And I thought, honestly, for a second, it was Jack Pesobic because he loves doing this sort of stuff.
And then lo and behold, it was you.
Who I don't, you know what, Elijah?
not even shocked anymore.
I'm not even shocked.
elijah schaffer
You know, and I love writing things like, look, like 25 booster shots later.
Can't wait.
And I think actually, even if I refresh the page, I wrote one thing too.
This is actually, I think it'll probably pop up.
Oh, yeah, here you go.
I wrote, I'm writing quotes that could be from him or could not be.
This one says here, let me zoom in here.
For some, colonoscoposcopies can be scary and uncomfortable.
For me, it's actually a fun and enjoyable experience.
Sometimes I even do them to myself voluntarily.
I'm an amateur proctologist after all.
Sunglass emoji, quote, healthy, a healthy 36-year-old.
Not to say that that's Brian Stelter.
That would be putting words in his mouth.
sydney watson
Yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
Also, reminding you guys that I have Sydney on today.
Most importantly, because tomorrow our new show launches, you are here.
You can go to youtube.com slash you are here daily and you need to subscribe to the show.
We just hit over 45,000 subscribers.
I'm so excited.
You're so excited.
sydney watson
Super excited.
I mean, and I think I can't overstate this.
If you are one of the first or within the first 50,000 subscribers, I might say more bizarre things on the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's going to start an OnlyFans.
I will.
But the OnlyFans is just me preaching the Bible at you and telling you that you're not.
sydney watson
And that photo of Savannah with white stuff on her face.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
unidentified
Say that on the show.
This is actually true.
elijah schaffer
But you should go.
Please go click there.
Be one of the first 50,000 subscribers.
We're really excited if you go there and you join and you're part of the original part of the family.
It launches tomorrow, again, Thursday, this Thursday at 6 p.m. Central at youtube.com slash you are here.
sydney watson
It helps us tremendously.
They said we couldn't do it, but here we are and we're going to do it.
elijah schaffer
They only wanted us to hit 10,000 subscribers in order to launch this show.
And we hit 45,000 before we even launched a video.
So hell yeah, we are going to a good start and it is a really good show.
Don't worry.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
This show is not slowing down, just so you know, Slightly Offensive will continue to be released Wednesdays and Fridays at about 2 p.m. Central when we actually can get it out on time.
I am joined by the wonderful and lovely producer, Savannah Hernandez, who's here as well and has her podcast, Rapid Fire, which apparently is taking off as well.
savanah hernandez
Yes, a little bit, a little bit.
I've been, Lija, I have a special announcement.
I got one person from my show to listen to our show now.
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elijah schaffer
Big numbers, big numbers, lots of reviews.
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So I know Brian Stelter.
I just have to bring this up.
I am having so much fun.
Can we go to the screen?
This is Brian Stelter, 25 booster shots in.
The year is 20.
This is Brian Stelter in two years.
The year is 2023.
You have 25 booster shots.
You're taking your twice daily pill, which Pfizer's developing.
sydney watson
Yeah.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
You have your twice-daily pill.
sydney watson
I haven't left my house in 14 years.
You're going multiple other limbs.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
Look at this.
I think if you go down here, this is my favorite thing.
I'm starting to actually say things.
I wrote this from him too: like, where are my quadruple vaccinated brothers at?
Counting down the days and tell my twice-daily Pfizer pill.
It's okay to pull your masks down to take your pills despite what some unbalanced people are saying.
sydney watson
You know what?
This just indicates to me how sick you are.
Look at how much you're enjoying this.
unidentified
This is like I don't even know what to say, Elijah.
sydney watson
You know what?
elijah schaffer
Do you see the egg in the name T I added a little egg emoji next to the verification bag?
savanah hernandez
See, what Elijah tells us that he works really hard.
This is what he's talking about.
He's like, it's a lot of work to dedicate your Twitter account to half a day to Brian Stelter.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
It's true.
It's actually true.
And the only reason why I have to change it is because I have to eventually start promoting our show.
So these tweets are going to look really weird once I switch back to Elijah's show.
unidentified
No context.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
I know.
It's absolutely getting crazy.
But I want to talk to you about a few things.
So let's jump into this.
So obviously, you know, Texas is fighting back.
Texas is becoming Texas again.
We've gotten crazy.
We've done insane things like made constitutional carry.
We've restricted abortion.
A lot of people are not happy about this, but nobody is more angry than the Satanists.
No, those are just gay people, but we'll talk about them.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
I was already switched to your computer and I was like, that's not a okay.
So good.
All right.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's all in good humor here, folks.
savanah hernandez
Of course.
sydney watson
We're a little bit frazzled today.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm over here just watching you just interact with Savannah thinking, oh, God.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is the difference.
It's like people want to know.
So, like, a good thing is, is what's the difference between this show and our show at night?
Is that an important thing is that, as Savannah said, she always tries to get me to read hard news and we just end up laughing at people for like an hour.
sydney watson
Which is fun.
You need that.
You need that in today's society, given how jacked everything is and how boring everyone has become.
unidentified
Yeah.
sydney watson
But this being said, I mean, like, I think that people need to realize the new show will be a mashup of you being your regular, ridiculous Brian Stelter self and my overly serious, ha ha, this I'm going to talk to myself in my own videos.
And then that intersection between the two.
elijah schaffer
It's very conversational.
We're getting a lot deeper.
So if you've been wanting more like deep conversational stuff, this slightly offensive is a show for people with ADHD because I have it.
And that's what this has become.
And so make sure that you do subscribe because we're going to be talking about a lot of interesting stories every day.
And it's really going to be amazing.
But also to stay with this show because we're going to be having a lot of laughs every Wednesday and Friday and a lot of serious stuff.
But let's talk about this.
So we've restricted abortion.
A lot of people are unhappy about that.
sydney watson
Yes.
elijah schaffer
It is interesting, though, according to Salon magazine, that Satanists may be the last best hope to save abortion rights in Texas.
Who knew that in the end, that the non-theistic organization joins the fray with the last-ish effort legal maneuver to save abortion rights?
Let's talk about this.
sydney watson
Would you call them non-theistic, though?
Because isn't belief in Satan.
Well, I guess Satan's not a god.
So yeah, I guess they are non-theistic.
elijah schaffer
The Leviotin Satanism.
Are you familiar with Anton LeVay and the Satanic Bible?
sydney watson
More or less, yes.
elijah schaffer
I dabbled in Satanism.
Do you know that?
sydney watson
I am not shocked to learn this.
Savannah, are you shocked to learn this?
unidentified
Because I don't believe it.
I am not.
elijah schaffer
I'm in the wild.
One of my first YouTube videos ever was like going to a satanic holy site.
We used to go at night.
And I got really interested in Satanism for a while when I was atheist because I wanted to see if spirits were real.
Because I did mushrooms one time and I thought I met like demons or something.
So I got awakened.
sydney watson
But in fact, it was your brain just like chucking out a heap of chemicals.
elijah schaffer
Well, some might argue.
unidentified
You don't know.
elijah schaffer
You don't know.
You never know.
Cernovich would argue with you.
Well, I don't know.
But I do know this, that I was using, I one time was using this hallucinogenic drug called 5-MeODIPT.
You know the designer differences of hallucinogenics, how they're so much stronger and more intense.
sydney watson
Okay, I want everyone to know this.
I don't do drugs.
It's like not a thing.
elijah schaffer
I don't do, I'm not doing the drugs.
sydney watson
Elijah has done drugs.
I do not do drugs.
So when he says his stuff to me as if I would know, I don't know.
savanah hernandez
Have you ever heard of a car further?
sydney watson
Sydney, do you know what this thing is that you inject into your eyeballs and then it makes your head look like scrump and then here we are just being one giant?
unidentified
No, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
No, I actually became convinced that spirits were real.
unidentified
I'm a nice guy.
elijah schaffer
Because no, because I was doing this with my brother and then he got like possessed and started convulsing and then I touched him and like a spirit left his body and entered mine and I felt like I was falling for a thousand years in a dark hole and then it left my body.
Yeah, like I was like, I thought I was gone forever.
I thought I had left my body.
I felt like I lost control of my body and I left my mind.
sydney watson
So this was you watching someone.
Dabbling in Satanism.
elijah schaffer
I was reading the Satanic Bible and stuff and I got and I had a spirit possess me and it freaked me out and woke me up to have to try to find God.
sydney watson
I want to make the point here though that I don't disbelieve what you're saying in the sense that I think the spirit thing is such an interesting discussion.
It's such an interesting conversation.
elijah schaffer
Well, it doesn't help my credibility because there's no reason to say it unless it was true.
sydney watson
Yeah, I mean, I don't think that's it.
unidentified
It doesn't help.
sydney watson
I don't think anybody would be making this stuff up.
I mean, why would you make this stuff up?
Anyway, it is odd.
elijah schaffer
This is different, though.
I'm saying this is different.
This is not channeling your spirits.
This is a humanism.
There are rituals, but it's to self.
It's serving your self-interest.
It's a humanism.
sydney watson
It sounds like a hedonistic sort of Dorian Gray-esque situation.
I understand.
I know what Satanism is all about.
elijah schaffer
Would you ever consider yourself a Satanist?
sydney watson
Absolutely not.
elijah schaffer
Okay, good.
sydney watson
Do I pray to the Dark Lord?
unidentified
No, I am the Dark Lord.
sydney watson
My wife gets very upset with me when I make these sort of comments because she's like, Sydney, it's not funny.
I'm like, but it missed to me.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of darkness, Brian Stelter's colon, self-dun colonoscopies.
No, here's what's crazy.
This is what's interesting.
I would say that we would, I would say that abortion is satanic.
Now, it's interesting, though, that people would disagree with me in the past.
And everything that I would say was a conspiracy in the past is now becoming reality.
sydney watson
Which is so odd when you think about that.
elijah schaffer
Christian right and everything they've been saying for years is now coming to fruition where they're like, it's a satanic ritual.
And everyone's like, no, it's not.
It's healthcare.
And then listen to this.
As pro-choice and reproductive health groups are scrambling to make sense of Texas's new near-total abortion ban, it's like, I can't make sense of this.
It's very simple, guys.
Very simple.
We're a state that doesn't believe abortion is a human right and we think it's murder.
And there are some states that don't believe that.
Just, that's crazy.
sydney watson
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you have New York, which is performing late-term abortions, which are arguably super, super the worst thing that you could possibly do.
That's it's very jacked.
I don't like watching the videos of that sort of stuff.
elijah schaffer
They shunt the back of the heads with scissors.
sydney watson
It's a lot.
elijah schaffer
They stab the brain.
sydney watson
I think that arguably, like, and I think Lauren Chen made this distinction.
She said that there's a difference between being pro-abortion and pro-choice.
I don't want to get into that.
But I think that anybody, even people who are pro-choice, would argue that murdering little, actual, like, fully formed babies is super jacked.
savanah hernandez
See, and I think another thing that woke up a lot of people too is when Ralph Northam came out and basically said that you could potentially kill a child that has been born after nine months.
sydney watson
That was a whole thing.
unidentified
Yeah, I forgot that happened in Massachusetts.
elijah schaffer
That was Virginia.
sydney watson
Well, I thought it was Massachusetts.
elijah schaffer
Massachusetts is still screwed.
sydney watson
Because someone's because someone was petitioning.
I believe it was Massachusetts.
Feel free to correct me because I think that this is a different story to the Virginia thing.
Where someone in Massachusetts was basically petitioning the governor, because there's a female governor in Massachusetts, is there not?
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't be surprised.
sydney watson
To basically make it so that you can't murder children in failed abortion attempts.
And the governor, I believe it was Massachusetts.
I might be wrong.
savanah hernandez
The Born Alive Act, I think, is what you're referencing, maybe.
sydney watson
This was recent.
This happened super recently.
There was a petition, and the governor of whichever state this was, I think it was Massachusetts, basically was like, yeah, but nah.
elijah schaffer
Well, we'll see.
sydney watson
Anyway, sorry, I'll let you continue.
I totally scrounged what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
No, this totally makes sense.
But listen to this.
As pro-choice and reproductive health groups are scrambling to understand what that went into effect, it appears this efforts to skirt the law are getting an unexpected boost from one organization in particular, the Satanic Temple.
The Supreme Court on Wednesday night allowed the state to implement a ban on the procedures after six weeks before most women know they are pregnant with no carve-outs for rape or incest until it is blocked or overturned.
The law effectively nullifies the landmark 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, which establishes abortion as a constitutional right in Texas.
Enter the Satanic Temple.
The non-theistic organization, which is headquartered in Salem, Massachusetts, of course, joined the legal fray this week by sending a letter to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration demanding access to abortion pills for its members.
The group has established an abortion ritual and is attempting to use the Regional Freedom Restoration Act, which was created to allow Native Americans access to peyote for religious rituals, to argue that its members should be allowed access to abortion drugs like Misoprostol.
I think I'm saying that wrong.
I always say these drugs wrong.
Yeah, that's usually because the names are pretty bad with these things for religious purposes.
Okay, so here's the interesting thing.
So number one, we are now in 2021.
If this didn't shake your mind, listen to me.
I'm telling you, abortion is murder.
And that's why Satanists who believe in self and the value of oneself, they don't believe, they believe that your sexual freedom is more valuable.
This is them, of course, from our last episode.
sydney watson
Doing some drumming.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, doing some drumming.
That legitimately they're saying we think abortion is part of our religious expression.
I mean, does it get, I mean, that's, I guess I could just say that's satanic, which it sort of is.
sydney watson
I'm trying to find an article.
There was one that everybody was talking about recently that also was a satanic temple or a woman saying that she was.
Oh, here it is.
People are so weird.
This is not related to abortion, but the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg pushed me to join a satanic temple.
I can't even speak English.
It's so weird to me how people, like in this case, you know, obviously this is just someone being pushed to join a Satanist organization.
It's weird to me how that's the answer.
It's like, why do when things happen, you turn to Satanism?
This is so strange.
I don't even know.
This is such an American-esque thing, too, I think, as well.
elijah schaffer
No, Satanism is one of the fastest-growing religions in Australia as well, right now.
unidentified
Well, I mean, that doesn't shock me because of what's going on there.
elijah schaffer
But like, my point is, but look at this: go to my screen.
They're saying, because they say, like, oh, because we want abortions to be safe and legal, rare, and legal.
But the problem with the abortion thing is, is this says, you know, from CNS News that abortion clinic rushed to complete 67 abortions in 17 hours before Texas Heartbeat Bill Law took an effect.
A single doctor at Texas abortion clinic performed 67 abortions in 17 hours before the state's heartbeat law went into effect on Wednesday.
And so what's crazy is that I don't think this was 67 people who were raped or were raped by like their father or something.
I think these are just people, as we're seeing, who are using abortion as birth control.
And objectively, that is not only destructive to your body, but you're murdering children just because you want someone to nut in you and you can't like, what is this with people getting pregnant all the time?
How are they doing this?
sydney watson
Yeah, I know.
So I actually have a question for you.
So given that the Texas law basically precludes the termination, like terminating, aborting a baby because of rape or incest.
After six weeks, do you think that those babies should be carried to term?
I'm really interested in this.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's the thing.
sydney watson
You have like really strong stances here, so I'm interested to hear what you have to say.
elijah schaffer
Not this, I think, but here's objectively.
When you look at the percentage, I think in most places, Savannah, isn't it less than 1%?
sydney watson
Oh, it's a fraction.
savanah hernandez
It's a very small percentage who were raped.
Totally.
sydney watson
But still, does that change anything?
elijah schaffer
Well, this is the question that you have to ask yourself a couple things.
Like, number one, what is the value of a life?
That's it.
Matters of when you think life begins and what the value is and when human rights come in.
And I happen to believe that life begins at conception, which apparently Joe Biden agrees with me too, as early as 2015.
He agreed that life began at conception as 2015.
sydney watson
He's a very odd Catholic.
He's a very odd example of a Catholic.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and that's objective stance, not only of the church, but also just as a science.
That I don't believe, I mean, there's no other place that you can demarcate the difference of when there's fusion and you begin to create this zygote and you have this fusion of the egg and the sperm.
sydney watson
Now you have to get zygote.
I would say Ziggot.
elijah schaffer
You could probably say Ziggot if you want to, but that's my question.
unidentified
That's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
Is it that when it that's where it comes down to the fact where it's like, well, that sucks.
Obviously, we should try to combat rape.
And also, I don't know who's doing the incest.
Apparently, those TikTokers, right?
Who's doing the incest?
sydney watson
You go on Pornhub and like every single thing is all on the front page of Pornhub is like incest.
I had sex with my sister.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
savanah hernandez
And it's like, well, I think the people watching it at Pornhub are already kind of messed up.
Well, see, and do you also have to do that?
elijah schaffer
Statistically, like seven out of ten of our viewers are regularly looking at porn hub that are male.
I'm not joking.
sydney watson
Really?
elijah schaffer
I think 73% of conservative right-leaning people look at porn like at least several times a week.
sydney watson
I think that porn has destroyed an entire generation of people or maybe several generations of people.
And I think that that's like a whole conversation I would actually love to have on our show because I think that that's such an interesting discussion.
elijah schaffer
Let's bring a sexologist and an anti-tally should.
sydney watson
Yes.
Oh my God.
We actually should.
On a serious note, or someone who's at least addicted to porn and ask them about it.
elijah schaffer
That's probably like everybody.
I mean, do you know that they tried to do a study on men who hadn't looked at porn through random sampling and they had to cancel the study because they couldn't find a man who hadn't looked at porn?
sydney watson
You know, it's so weird.
elijah schaffer
It's so crazy.
sydney watson
It's so weird because I think like when I think about this specific topic, and sorry to like TMI everybody, I never was actually exposed to porn properly until I was in my 20s.
Never watched it as a teenager, never had any exposure.
And I think that's why a lot of the things that I'm exposed to as an adult completely trip me out.
I go, you want me to do what?
You want me to what?
elijah schaffer
Brian Stelter.
What are you asking me to do to your colon?
unidentified
Seriously, I just go, why?
sydney watson
Why?
But then you think about it.
And it's so society is so jacked up at this point that, you know, you murder your kid and then you go and watch brother and sister having sex.
I mean, that's, that's wonderful.
elijah schaffer
Stepbrother.
That's like the joke always, too.
unidentified
It's creepy.
elijah schaffer
I used to be so, so, like, I used to be addicted to a lot of pornography.
Like, when you're a teenager, you don't know when I was a teenager, it came out and everyone was like, oh, porn.
And at school, they told us porn was good.
Like, it was good to look at porn and masturbate.
I know, but that's, we're now knowing the effects today.
And I would say that my generation, the millennials, are the generation that got hooked on porn and stuff when they were teenagers.
And I mean, I never had like a crazy addiction where I was like looking at porn in the school bathroom or things like that.
I mean, guys would.
But I mean, I was like, I went just sneaking out from class to do a little to be not just be a wanker, but to you know, go get one off.
sydney watson
Have some fun.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, look, with images like this circulating online, go back to my screen.
God knows how we don't all just get tempted all the time.
But no, but I mean, I mean, realistically speaking, I think that I didn't realize the adverse, you know, I didn't start seeing the damaging effects of porn until I was like 19.
And then I realized I never had the erectile dysfunction that a lot of guys get because I didn't have that extreme of an addiction.
But I was going, huh, this is actually weird because it makes me less happy with my partner per se.
And I can like now I know what a million and one people are.
And I felt depressed.
And you would, you know, without semen retention, you can end up getting, you feel like sort of foggy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's called a post-nut clarity, meaning you start, and you start looking at things, getting exposed to things.
unidentified
It can change.
elijah schaffer
And I'm not talking about changing gate to straight, but what I meant is you can start getting into things.
Like that's why people stop looking at normal sex just like one-on-one sex.
You have to get a threesomes and foursomes and orgies and things.
And people start going more extreme where you have people masturbating to Spongebob porn.
And I know that because people send it to me on a regular basis that don't like me.
And the only way I could think that you have access to Spongebob pornography is if you're looking at it.
sydney watson
You know what?
It's funny that you bring this up because like with the extremism that comes with watching porn, like the way that it eventuates, I suppose.
Of someone very, very close to me, it's interesting.
He and I have been friends for years and years and years.
And we had this conversation not too long ago where he was sort of lamenting some issues that he was having with a partner of his, yada yada, in the sense that, you know, things weren't operating as they should.
And I said, well, did you ever consider that it's because you, in fact, watch far too much porn and this woman in the situation is not mimicking what you are used to.
And it was funny because initially he got really defensive.
And then I think he thought about it.
And perhaps, because you know, this is, this is someone who actually works in the scientific field.
I think what he did was then he went and looked into it a little bit and then he came back a couple months, well, a couple weeks later and he said, I have definitely drastically reduced how much I intake because I think that you were right.
And I'm going, well, yeah, because dude, you've got this like lovely girl that you're dating who's a wonderful woman who wants to do normal, normal, quote unquote, normal stuff, doesn't want the double penetration.
She's not about that life.
And you're over here watching people pee on people and spit in each other's mouths.
I mean, I think that there's a big disparity there between what she can give you.
unidentified
What is this episode about again?
elijah schaffer
You know, I will.
I can tell you somebody who probably wants to repeat on.
sydney watson
I don't know what to tell you.
unidentified
Every time.
elijah schaffer
I could.
I mean, I can think of somebody that wants to be peed on if you go this.
sydney watson
He doesn't just want to be peed on.
He also wants to have people spit in his mouth.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You know, but the spitting in the mouth is one thing.
I mean, we're not into kink shaming on the show.
We don't talk about that kind of stuff.
But most importantly, I don't, I mean, I don't know, but the P and P and spit are different.
sydney watson
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
Grandma, this is the part of the episode.
I'm so sorry.
sydney watson
I'm sorry.
I took us here.
unidentified
I'm not here.
sydney watson
I'm not actually trying to be gross about this.
I'm actually not.
On a serious note, I know people who watch this sort of thing, who enjoy this sort of thing.
And again, it's like you say, you're not kink shaming, but I do think that there's something quite strange about filming that, participating, and then putting it on the internet, you know?
I'm not, I'm not trying to make a joke.
I'm really not.
I'm being serious.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, I know, I know.
sydney watson
I'm over here, this like person that never interacted with me going, oh my God, what is happening?
elijah schaffer
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sydney watson
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
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sydney watson
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sydney watson
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elijah schaffer
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unidentified
They emailed me back and they said no.
elijah schaffer
We can get Kathy to get them on there.
All right.
So let's talk about this.
So obviously, we're talking about the satanic thing.
They've taken this over.
We're talking about this.
And what's interesting is that like Bette Midler is talking and she goes, Here's what we should protest to do.
I suggest that all women refuse to have sex with men until they are guaranteed the right to choose by Congress.
Literally, her response to the abortion ban is to side with the conservatives' view for society, which is that women would not be having extramarital or premarital sex.
She's coming in hot, promoting abstinence as a punishment for the abortion law.
And I know that like this, everyone has a different view.
People always assume that I'm super conservative because I work at the Blaze.
I don't, if you don't watch this show regularly, I don't identify as conservative.
Just for giggles, I call myself a conservative, a California conservative.
I think it's the funniest thing.
It makes people so angry.
The people are so weak and snowflake.
They get triggered by the dumbest things.
sydney watson
Why would that trigger someone?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
There's all these people that get so mad at that phrase.
Like they think it's the worst thing ever.
And it's like the best part is to trigger people that think they're not getting triggered by just putting stuff in your bio.
Just like today, I don't know if you guys know anything about eggs.
I don't know if you know anything about my bio today and about me enjoying triggering people.
Let me go to my profile.
I don't know if you know anything about me enjoying this, but obviously I have a history of using my bios to just trigger people.
No, but I meant that, you know, but ultimately speaking, I think conservatives hold the best way forward in a lot of ways for society.
And I think that they're fighting back against the evil.
And I like the conservatives that are winning.
And it's funny because now Bette Midler's like, hey, let's punish them by doing what they're asking.
I mean, do they not see their hypocrisy?
sydney watson
No, they don't.
I mean, it's kind of weird, isn't it?
That if you want abortion laws to be what you want, then obviously, maybe you should also be promoting the fact that people should not participate in unsafe sex.
And because also too, like America, in America, STDs are so rampant.
I don't think people realize how common chlamydia is, for example.
So firstly, you know, wrap it up a little bit.
But also, I mean, yeah.
One of my friends, one of my friends, only if you're sticking it in your butt.
One of my friends has this theory, not a theory, but the way that he sort of participates in having sexual relations with women.
And when he told me this, I thought it actually, you know, if you're going to do it, maybe participate in the way that my mate does it, which he said that he will not have sex with a girl unless he is prepared to have a kid with her.
Meaning that unless he wants to see that woman every single day for the rest of his life, do not have sex with her.
And that's basically the way he goes about things.
So if he doesn't like you enough, he's not going to do it.
Now, I think the problem is that a lot of men, not just men, women do it too.
Casual sex has destroyed an entire generation of people.
Same with porn.
And the problem is that people think that there's this like quick, easy solution in the form of, you know, terminating a pregnancy when in reality, that should never be on the table.
It shouldn't be on the table.
elijah schaffer
But why is it that the people who get abortions get multiple abortions?
unidentified
No, no.
sydney watson
And I know girls who've done this too.
elijah schaffer
There's only a few days out of the month, man, that you can get pregnant.
sydney watson
Seriously, getting pregnant is hard.
elijah schaffer
And honestly speaking, pulling out is not very difficult.
And if you use even natural contraceptives, I don't like contraceptives, and I personally think they make women crazy and I think they're stupid.
But I will say that what's the other option then?
Like your ovulation calendar, it's more accurate.
Daisy has a higher, you know, the Daisy thermometer has a more reliability rate than condoms, meaning it's more reliable in terms of that.
But it's not, you can get your health, your insurance can provide it.
You can get it through a lot of different, there's free ways to get it.
sydney watson
There's not enough information.
I hear what you're saying and I agree with you.
elijah schaffer
They're purposely not given that information because they want to sell condoms and birth control.
sydney watson
But this is, well, yeah, I mean, and I have very strong feelings about birth control because, again, TMI, I guess this is the episode that Sydney gives a lot of information about herself.
I came off of birth control a couple years ago because it made me crazy.
elijah schaffer
They want the women crazy.
They want you crazy.
sydney watson
It's totally screwed up my hormones.
It's insane.
I have all these like after effects and I and look, that's just me.
It's not to say that every woman will go through this.
elijah schaffer
It shocks women to basically thinking that they're like kind of like pregnant or all the time.
sydney watson
It pumps you full of estrogen.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because do you know this?
Do you want to see that?
sydney watson
I have an androgen sensitivity now because of taking basically birth control for like 10 years.
And I've never seen that.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
unidentified
No.
sydney watson
I'm glad to have not gotten preganonant.
I'm very glad.
elijah schaffer
Pregnante.
sydney watson
Pregnante.
I'm very glad because obviously, you know, and not that I want to get into this too deeply, but I am happy because I think that that's something that, you know, would really like to do with a husband and have like little baby tiny Sydney Viking humans.
But, you know, birth control does make you crazy, but the problem is that I wish on some level, no, on every level, that either a doctor or in school, someone had told me all the information pertaining to getting pregnant and all these sort of things and the ways, the alternatives to birth control, because they don't offer that to you.
And so you think that the only way that you can potentially stop yourself from getting pregnant is using condoms, which are great, just by the way.
Going on birth control, which I am not such a fan of.
I mean, if you don't want to be taking it.
elijah schaffer
You want to wear a raincoat in the shower?
sydney watson
No, but also, do you want a child?
Because you can't, I mean, it's like you can't have it both ways, you know?
elijah schaffer
There's just ways to not have kids.
sydney watson
People don't have sex is the biggest one.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
But do you want to hear something?
Do you want to hear?
I had this, I had something crazy realization.
Working women, where's my working woman?
Can you get on the screen there, Savannah?
So listen, so this is something really interesting because so I've been exploring other ideas that are not traditionally my own.
And people may notice that my brain has been developing and thinking and my stances on things have changed because it's this crazy thing where you don't have, you don't owe anybody anything to believe anything and you can always explore your ideas and you should never just join one group and hail to one leader.
Always be trying to refine your thoughts and explore new ideas and understand the truth more holistically, and I realize that you know when we talk about this idea, John is really big in this idea that uh Democ, like democracy, is gay, or I think.
What does he say?
Democracy's cringe, or something like I don't know um, but he has this idea and a lot of people hold this idea right and I there's this whole side of the right wing about that.
They hate the industrial revolution, and so i've been kind of studying their thoughts and their thinking, and One thing that kind of came to my mind that they didn't say directly is that their conclusion, of course, is that the elites, like this oligarchy that runs things, eventually have no allegiance to the country.
They just look at the country as a financial output to make them rich.
And they only have allegiance to themselves and the other elites to keep that power.
And they will make decisions that will hurt the country for the sake of wealth.
Having women in the workforce, considering the fact that at its height, like only about 4% of women in a lot of states and territories really wanted to go to work, going women, putting women to work does nothing to help the culture of our country, the society of our country, but it does create a larger economy and a greater economic output, which then lines their pockets.
But it doesn't make people better.
It doesn't make people happier.
Again, I said there's a difference with letting some women work that want to work or that need to work because they're in a position where they have to.
Their husband leaves them, their husband dies, etc.
I get it.
I understand.
There's a lot of great single moms out there that are desperate and they're doing their best.
So I'm not shaming them.
But I think most women don't run a work and they would rather not be the provider, even if they ran an Etsy shop.
They don't want to be the main provider.
You even want to marry an oil baron.
So there's that.
unidentified
But what I mean is that I realize the push for women to work was oil baron because I want a lovely house.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they destroyed our country.
They knew that it was bad for society and our culture to push women to force women to be in the workforce.
And that's why they have to push the birth control because they have to, they want, you know, because here's the point.
They want you to be in the workforce.
They don't want you to make the decision.
They don't want you to have kids.
They don't want you to stay home because they want you to make them money.
And they want competition and they want to drive down the cost of labor.
And that's why they want to do it.
I believe so.
sydney watson
I think that, yeah, I agree and disagree with you here because I think that the I think that the feminist movement in the 1960s is a little and 70s is a little more complicated than people make it out to be.
So I think that the birth control thing and the abortion thing.
And funnily enough, people don't realize this.
The abortion on demand thing was actually pushed predominantly by two men.
So that's an interesting thing because I started researching this for a video recently and then actually didn't make the video that I planned to make.
But anyway, that's a whole other aside.
But I think it's a little more complicated than what people understand because I think it tied into the fact that women were getting trapped in these marriages where they were being abused or whatever and they couldn't get out.
They felt like their only option, you know, was to basically stick it out in these situations that they didn't want to be in.
They felt like marriage is being forced upon them.
They felt like having children that they didn't want to have was a thing.
And it's not to say that I'm defending the feminist movement in any capacity.
I just think that there's a lot of factors that went into the birth control thing.
I would, I mean, being a woman that was on birth control for-the reason why they push it, right?
elijah schaffer
Like why they want it so easily accessible.
Put it in schools, give it to people.
Like it's not just like, again, it's not just like, can women work or can women have access to these things?
It's let's let's say that the best case for a woman is to be independent on birth control, living alone in your little city apartment and working.
Hell no, you're going to be so depressed.
There's like 1% of women who are genuinely going to be happy with that because there are some that are just built like that.
And I understand, just like there are some very feminine guys that, you know, literally on a rare occasion might work better at home than in the workplace.
But that's not, that's not what's healthy for a society.
sydney watson
No, and I would agree with that.
Again, I think that the origins of it, and it's the same with everything.
You know, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
So the feminist movement of the 1960s and 70s might have started off with the idea that they were genuinely liberating women from abusive marriages, from pregnancies that they simply didn't want to have or children that they weren't ready for, et cetera, et cetera.
And we've ended, and I say this talking about birth control specifically.
And it's ended up in this thing where we do have it pushed in schools.
We do have it pushed by doctors.
And we're also not given all the right information.
I don't know if, and I'd be interested to hear in the comments if other women felt this way.
I don't felt like I was properly given all the information that I might have needed to make a better informed decision about whether or not to pump my body full of chemicals for 10 years.
elijah schaffer
I didn't even know Plan B was an aborticant when I was not.
sydney watson
It's progesterone.
Basically, it just stops you from.
elijah schaffer
It technically is.
It's categorized.
sydney watson
No, it's not.
It's not.
Because it just stops you.
No, it stops your body from releasing an egg.
That's what it does.
That's why women get pregnant all the time from taking plan B.
This is what I'm saying.
There's so much misinformation.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
I'm saying that's why you have to get it from the, like, you can't just like, you have to go get it from behind the counter.
sydney watson
No, you don't.
You can literally buy it off the shelf.
elijah schaffer
I don't think here you can.
Can you hear me in Texas?
sydney watson
You can buy it right off the shelf right off the shelf.
elijah schaffer
Because when I had to do it, I just showed an ID and get it.
sydney watson
Here in Texas, you can buy it right off the shelf.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know what it was.
I didn't even know what it was.
I was just told that I was told by a doctor to go get it when I was younger.
Like go get one of these.
And I didn't, well, there's no information.
Just go get this.
And the more I've read about Plan B and what it is and actually understanding and looking at it, I'm going, that actually, even then, I still probably wouldn't have gotten it if I knew what it was.
Yeah, of course, it doesn't always work, but I'm just saying at the same time, things are so backwards that look at this.
sydney watson
But dude, it just literally, I just want, it just pumps your body full of progesterone and stops you from, it just basically makes you not produce or not release an egg when you normally would.
That's all it does.
It doesn't stop you from getting pregnant.
It doesn't stop egg.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I'm saying it doesn't always stop you from getting pregnant.
That's why it doesn't always work.
Yeah, that's why I see this with us.
sydney watson
Plan B is not 100%.
I don't know why women think it is.
It's really odd.
But again, this is what I'm saying.
There's so much misinformation.
There's so much not information.
Birth control is an interesting, interesting thing.
I mean, again, I think this, the origin, the origin of a lot of this is the fact that we made sex super accessible and didn't give people the proper information to not participate in.
And you're just like, Sydney, we have, you know, this is, you've opened a can of worms on this topic because I have a lot of feelings, as you can tell.
elijah schaffer
I'm looking at this of what's going on.
And it is not causing abortion, yes.
So that's why it's, but it is, even with the church.
And what I'm looking at here is because of what it does with preventing ovulation and what's happening with possibly preventing fertilization and getting in the way of the actual contraceptive that it can be considered that and it could cause problems with that.
So that's why the church does have it banned.
I actually have read about this many times.
You're not supposed to use this.
Catholics definitely aren't supposed to use this.
So that's why I'm saying that's where I'm not, so I don't confuse the audience.
Yes, it is not actually causing abortion.
And I didn't think it did, but it could cause and it can cause complications because sometimes when you've taken things, you never know what's going to really happen.
Well, and it could cause problems with them actually meeting.
So no.
sydney watson
No, no, it stops them from meeting because it stops your body.
It delays your body from releasing an egg.
elijah schaffer
That's why I'm not sure.
I feel better about myself because I think the last time I read about Plan B was when I was about 18 years old.
sydney watson
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I'm happy.
I mean, I'm glad to know that it's not exactly what I was told by somebody, but I'm also happy to see here that it just stops that release.
But I do see that.
sydney watson
But that's also, but then here's the thing, right, about Plan B, people don't realize is because you're pumping your body full of a new chemical, a new hormone all of a sudden.
A lot of women will bleed, just bleed for like seven days straight, sometimes a month.
Some women don't have any symptoms.
And I think that that's great for them.
But a lot of women, your typical woman, will just bleed after taking Plan B.
I know women that have taken it who've had like really kind of crappy experiences on it.
elijah schaffer
Can I clarify though?
Because I did learn in school this was an abortive can and it is, it does say here according to this study that it can be categorized as that simply because of what it can do.
Can be and sometimes is it's.
Saying here, according to this, this uh this, this uh institute, that it can be, and that's what I was taught too.
That that's what it was.
That's why it shocked me when I was learning in school and I'll go, I remember, because I just knew to take plan B and give it to some somebody, and it wasn't even like for my girlfriend, it was for somebody else that needed me to buy it, because you'd be 18 to buy it or whatever.
And so I remember, like I was, you know, shocked to realize that I might have done something to someone that I didn't want to do, because even when I didn't believe in God, I never wanted to have an abortion.
I don't know why people think that it's like only Christians that are against abortions, but when I wasn't a Christian I was like that's effed, I'm not gonna do that.
sydney watson
Yeah, I mean again, I feel like I don't think plan B, I think it's.
I actually think it's really, really disingenuous and kind of crappy for religious institutions to say that it does somehow terminate a pregnancy, because it doesn't.
It just doesn't.
It just stops a sperm and an egg.
It doesn't even stop a sperm and an egg meeting, it just stops you really from releasing your egg when you normally would.
Okay, all right, i'm done talking about that.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we're gonna, we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna, we're gonna link this in the description, actually this article, and you guys let us know in the comments whether, when you read the studies and you can link other studies as well.
Yeah, if you think it is people, I don't mind, because we need to figure this out.
I'm, and I gotta know.
Is plan b just emergency contraceptive or is it abort for kids?
I don't know.
sydney watson
Yeah, i'm interested.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because i'm looking at this and I this is the second institute i've looked at on here right now are they religious institutes?
Um, this is from just Theresa Donovan and it just is not talking about uh, I don't know if this is, but it's not talking about religion here.
sydney watson
I think, and look there's.
I mean, now that people know that i'm uh, one of those dirty agnostic, atheisty people um, I do get a little bit bothered when I think, I think that there is some misinformation that comes out of uh, religious websites and things.
In the same way that obviously sometimes people misuse science.
I think that this is the same sort of thing, where and this is the problem, Elijah is because there's so many conflicting interests when it comes to reproduction and sex and birth control and blah, that people who have particular bents and leanings towards this sort of thing will mislead people in order to achieve that the ends that they want.
Now, you said this before in terms of people pushing birth control to achieve the ends.
elijah schaffer
No, it's an educational institution to understand contraception in life, and it was actually started by a feminist.
sydney watson
Okay well good good, I don't know if it's.
If it's anyway, people in the comments will correct us.
Yeah, let us comment forward, because I actually really like reading your comments, so please don't leave me mean ones guys.
I uh I, I get it.
My accent sucks uh, but no, i'm always interested to hear people who are smarter than me and you.
elijah schaffer
I just got really confused because okay, I got really confused because I thought I knew one thing about plan b, but I think we both know two sides of plan b yeah, and i'm also wondering too if, kind of like with the shot uh, covet shot, I wonder if there's different brands yeah, and there's different strengths, different medications that are can be categorized as plan b.
So maybe, depending on which one you use it could be different as well.
There's against contraceptives.
I don't like them personally.
I don't think they're good for society.
unidentified
I think people need to stop having sexual relations.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like they just learn to control.
sydney watson
Yeah, but that's not the world that we live in and I you know it's funny your wife actually sent me this thing the other day and she said, Sydney, I think you'll really enjoy this, because I love these conversations about, you know, casual dating and casual sex and all this sort of stuff, because I love looking at the mechanisms and how it has, in fact, in my opinion, sort of messed up society in a lot of ways.
And, you know, as a teenager not even as As a teenager, because I wasn't participating it, I didn't really kiss a boy until I was 16, etc., because I was a weirdo and boys didn't like me.
But you know, in my early 20s, I kind of acted in a way that I'm not super proud of, not super unproud of it, but not proud of it by any stretch of the imagination.
It wasn't until I got older that I realized, oh, holy crap, the casual dating, the casual sex thing, not good, really bad, in fact, very bad for your soul.
I don't think you have to be religious to think that it might be a little bit bad for your soul.
I think it takes out chunks of you and you know, kind of sell them to whoever you're involving yourself with in like a non-meaningful way.
And so, I think it's interesting too that your wife sent me this thing, a podcast.
She basically, and the title of it effectively was, you know, how casual dating and casual sex has ruined men.
And I think that's such an interesting thing because when we have these conversations, they're never holistic.
And I think that if we looked at it from the perspective of how is birth control, how is casual sex, how is not, you know, basically pushing for abstinence, I suppose.
I know that that's not realistic push for abstinence, but I think that that might help society somewhat.
elijah schaffer
What the pull-out method is?
sydney watson
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Has anybody not heard of this?
sydney watson
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
I know they say you even say you could still get pregnant from that, and that's fine.
sydney watson
But you can literally, dude, you can literally buy ovulationships on Google.
You can buy ovulationships on Google Women for those of you who don't want to use birth control, like, you know, normal means of birth control.
You can buy ovulation strips and track your ovulation as to not get it.
elijah schaffer
That's literally what we do.
And you just, that's certain days where you just decide to not do it because you don't need to do it every day.
sydney watson
I think people just need to be educated when they go into this stuff.
elijah schaffer
They do.
sydney watson
That's the biggest thing.
elijah schaffer
They do, but they're not.
Look at how stupid this is.
Like, this is why we can't be educated.
AOC can't even get herself to say the word woman when we're talking about these kind of things.
Like, we're trying to define abortion and stuff, but we can't even define what a woman is these days.
Listen how stupid this sounds.
alexandria ocasio-cortez
When we talk about the law that was passed in Texas, we know that anti-choice bills are not about being pro-life.
Because if they were about being pro-life, then the Republican Party would support, frankly, an agenda that helps guarantee health care, that helps ensure that people who do give birth that don't have the resources to care for a child can have that care for a child.
So we know that none of this is about life.
None of this is about supporting life.
What this is about is controlling women's bodies and controlling people who are not cisgender men.
This is about making sure that someone like me as a woman or any menstruating person in this country cannot make decisions.
And people like Governor Adams and O'Connell.
elijah schaffer
Now do vaccines.
sydney watson
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Now do vaccines.
I got to talk to you guys about this.
We're going to get into this in a second because this actually does get pretty crazy here.
Before going further, though, I'd let you know I am so stoked because Texas, not only, as I mentioned earlier, did the abortion reversal, which is I think is a good thing.
Not everyone agrees with me, especially the Church of Satan.
You know what else they don't like is the fact that we now have constitutional carry.
And I got to tell you, I love my custom Glock 19.
And most importantly, people say that's a California gun.
No, it's not.
My gun is illegal in California.
But you know what else it is?
It's always kept in an amazing holster made by Northwest Retention.
And I got to tell you about this company.
First of all, Sav, do we have any pictures of you modeling that?
I think we do.
unidentified
I think we do.
elijah schaffer
Okay, first of all, Savannah is always beautifully modeling her holster here.
Which gun do you have, Savannah?
savanah hernandez
I think this is my nine millimeter or my 380.
I can't remember which one it is.
elijah schaffer
And that's you in Cabul.
sydney watson
I was going to say, this definitely looks like F. Yannis.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think that is actually Cabble.
So basically, what this company is, Northwest Retention, is the owner is amazing.
Sydney, you've met the owner as well.
He's really awesome.
sydney watson
He's super cute.
Yeah, I had a really great conversation with him.
And this made me feel very enthusiastic about him sponsoring the new show, too.
So he's a really, really sweet human.
It sounds like everything is super great quality.
And I'm really looking forward to him sending me a bunch of stuff.
elijah schaffer
So they make custom holsters, slings, and carriers, including their scout chest holster, which is amazing if you run or if you have hard work to do and you can't have a gun on your side.
I really love mine.
I have the Gatson flag kind of in blue and it's customized.
I have actually a few of these and it's absolutely amazing.
It's nice because my gun doesn't have a safety on it.
So this kind of covers everything up that I need so I don't accidentally dry fire this thing or actually just genuinely fire it.
But anyway, if you go to nwretention.com, that's n-w-r-e-t-e-n-t-i-o-n.com, use promo code offensive to save 10%.
And guys, these are custom, high-quality leather, amazing build, even their belt system.
It's just everything there.
You should check it out.
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And that's amazing.
Remind me, Savannah, to just give them some extra like social media boosts too, because I actually just like the company and I mean it's use their product fairly regularly.
sydney watson
Yeah, I mean, people are also supporting a small business, basically, too.
And I think that's really important.
Like build up other, build up Americans.
I mean, that's, I mean, I'm not even doing this promo thing for you, but I'm just saying, like, build up Americans.
I think that's so important.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so speaking of the devil, he's been coming up a lot in this in the show.
Pete Buttigieg, very gay moment here.
Very gay moment.
Very homosexual.
sydney watson
I like that they took up a bed just for a photo.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is why I'm saying this is a very gay moment.
Not because they are homosexuals.
Yes.
Because, you know, they live in America and people are into that kind of stuff.
But, and also butts.
But also, but this sentence is getting a little convoluted.
This is why this is kind of, I mean, I mean, gay in the traditional sense of just like what?
sydney watson
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is they decided to adopt a baby.
And so on the other end, I do want to point out the hypocrisy, a couple things here is that people are saying, okay, this, people are mad that Pete Buttigig, and I assume that's his husband.
And I want to remind you that Pete Buttigig's initials are PP Butt.
unidentified
I love that.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
sydney watson
Pee-Pe butt.
elijah schaffer
Not to be confused with PP in the butt, which is an act of sodomy.
But just PP butt.
sydney watson
Yes, which is not, in fact, sex sodomy.
That's a name.
It is a name.
Yes.
It is a noun.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so to make this continually awkward, what people pointed out here is they adopted two twins.
And some people are like, that's beautiful.
Other people are like, why are the gays allowed to adopt?
And my weird brain was just still trying to understand why they were in a hospital bed like they gave birth.
This is what I was confused about.
sydney watson
Where are their masks?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Where are their masks?
My brain is so confused with this kind of stuff where I just go, why does it look like they just went through labor?
unidentified
Like, why?
elijah schaffer
This is so bizarre.
sydney watson
Maybe the mom, just because you do need, just so that people are aware, you do need to be a little bit more.
elijah schaffer
But why wouldn't they have masks in a hospital?
sydney watson
The weird little gown things.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, why would they even have gloves on or anything?
sydney watson
Exactly.
So maybe the mom just gave birth and then they got given the bib is.
elijah schaffer
And so they laid down in a bed together for a photo op?
Weird.
sydney watson
That's what you do when you're a politician.
You take weird opportunities to take photos doing odd things that you normally wouldn't be doing.
elijah schaffer
This moment in gay.
sydney watson
Here's a picture of me and my husband on a bed holding two bibbers after they just maybe they've literally like maybe they've just been popped out of the womb and they just happen to be sitting in a hospital.
unidentified
Also, why are you where's your mask?
sydney watson
Where's your weird little thing, pee-pee butt?
Where's the little things that they put on your on your shoes so that you can walk around the hospital, pee-pee butt?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but here's the thing.
sydney watson
You make me into a weird person when I come on this show.
I'm so mild-mannered otherwise.
And then people are like, I didn't know Sydney could swear.
Did you know people said that about one of our episodes together?
They were like, Sydney swears?
Yes, in fact, I do.
I try not to do it on air, though.
elijah schaffer
Sav is literally yawning.
savanah hernandez
What?
unidentified
No, I'm really enjoying this intellectual conversation.
savanah hernandez
It's true.
unidentified
I really am.
elijah schaffer
No, but they're signing a poll from this.
There is something to pull from this.
So, you know, Pete Buddhaj said, Chastin and I are beyond thankful for all the kind wishes since first sharing the news that we're becoming parents.
We are delighted to welcome Penelope Rose and Joseph August Buddhajig to our family.
I'm assuming Penelope Rose Buddhaj is also her last name.
But what's interesting is that you get to this argument, actually, then this is the wholeness of society, is that people are saying, well, you can't also lambast the abortion law.
I mean, sorry, support the abortion law while also lambasting them for adopting a kid because all you're saying is that people should want to give up their kids.
This brings up the argument about what people want for society and whether people want gay couples to adopt.
And if we had a whole society, and I think what it comes down to is not that this is just like people are hypocritical or what they're trying to argue with, but our society is very broken.
And our society is broken sexually.
And it's very confusing.
And even I get confused because it's like, well, I don't like, I don't understand this whole thing of gay couples raising kids and its effect on their health.
But also at the same time, I don't want people to abort kids either.
And it's hard for me to come to conclusions on these things because it looks like our society is just broken and there's not an easy answer to this kind of stuff.
And I do want to take a harder stance and I do want to, you know, take that traditional, just based stance on things.
But I'm trying to figure this stuff out too because I'm going, I don't know what to do with this because I don't, you're telling me you'd rather have these kids aborted than be in the custody of these parents.
Well, you might say it's less ideal and you might not believe a gay marriage is good.
You might not want kids with the gay couple.
That's fair too.
You can think whatever the hell you want.
And it's also not biblical traditionally.
But then it's like, well, would you rather have these kids killed?
And that's where I come to the hard road of where people both want abortion banned and then are mad that these people adopted these kids.
It gets confusing to me and it's fair.
I'm allowed to be confused at these kinds of things.
sydney watson
Yeah, I think that I get the desire to want to be base, but I also think that a hardline approach to everything misses the point that life is kind of nuanced and that everything is really context dependent.
And so when it comes to, I have some pretty strong opinions towards like IVF, for example.
I do actually have some opinions towards the adoption of children into non-traditional families, mom and dad.
I definitely have some opinions there that are pretty much backed up by stats, I would say.
And it's interesting because when it comes to the abortion conversation, I tweeted this the other day and people got really mad at me and then they were like, I said, if we're going to have the, basically, if we're going to be passing legislation that prohibits abortion or that makes abortion harder to access, then we must, in fact, be fixing the foster and adoption systems.
Because if, because the result, usually the result of these abortion laws is that you have more children who are going to homes where they're not wanted.
That is a fact.
And if you're going to have more children that are not wanted by their parents or are going into homes of parents that are ill-equipped to basically have the children, then you actually have to fix the systems that will take those children on.
I don't think that that is a crazy stance to take.
But the thing is that just like you said, you can't, it's really weird to me how people are so cognitively, they have cognitive dissonance to such a degree that they can't understand that, yeah, if you're going to have more babies, they need somewhere to go.
You can't just shove them into the foster system and be like, well, enjoy the sexual assault you're going to experience for the next 18 years.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can't shove them into things like Brian Stelter shoves things into his colon.
And I see I brought that full circle.
sydney watson
This became an unintentionally very serious episode.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it really did.
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Anyway, let's read a couple of the reviews here.
We have a review from Happy Healthy Helper.
Getting healthier one episode at a time.
Not only is Elijah as handsome as the great oracle, Jesse Kelly.
That's an interesting comparison.
I like that.
But he is a healer and an oracle.
They must be soul twins.
Slightly offensive is the best show on the blaze for my health.
After listening to episode 138, I got up my fat butt and went for a two-mile walk.
I might be a nickel right now, but eventually I'll be a dime.
I'll keep listening to the soul twins.
That's true.
You know, it is good to exercise.
These headphones always make everybody look kind of like odd.
sydney watson
Can we just acknowledge that someone actually got off their butt to go out and exercise?
I love that.
I love when people are like, hey, I'm going to get fit.
I love this.
Good job, you.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
sydney watson
Bloody good job.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
sydney watson
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm really happy for you, Happy Healthy Helper.
And yeah.
Okay.
Bikini Bottom Jean said.
What?
Bikini Bottom Jean said, Elijah, Sam, Sydney, and John are my Matrix friends.
In these crazy days, it seems like the internet is the Matrix and we were all plugged in.
Slightly offensive makes this confusing world funny and comprehensible again.
Remember that random and risque conversation you used to have with your friends at a sleepover at 12.15 a.m.
This is that.
Only you can't respond.
So you're kind of like the fifth wheel friend that quietly has their mind blown every 30 minutes.
Saw Elijah and Sidney on Timcast this week, and I just wanted to say how important and appreciative what you guys are doing is.
I'm glad they let Elijah talk about the Bible.
And even if people don't want to accept Christ, you are helping them understand and hear the other side, which gets shut down often in public spaces.
Love this show.
God bless you all.
Exploding confetti of color in your honor right in the face.
Yep, thank you.
There we go.
Give us Sid a little bit too.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
That's nice.
And Savannah.
Savannah, we're excited.
We got our first person from your show, too.
First review.
So throwing over.
sydney watson
Such nice reviews.
That person was lovely.
That's such a lovely review.
elijah schaffer
We really love your reviews.
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