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Sept. 3, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Cringing at Incestual Homosexual TikToks with My Family | Ep 185

Laryngitis dad is back in action and Kangaroo Kez join the show to watch TikToks from the deepest, darkest recesses of the internet. From incestual TikToks to self-proclaimed “fat bimbos,” we wish the creators of these videos had given these a second thought before posting.

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Ugly inside and out, the demons are angry again.
These quite medically obese demons that apparently are at risk for comorbidity death by COVID.
So it's kind of sad.
They are railing against the new abortion laws that took place in Texas that essentially honors a heartbeat as a human life.
Crazy enough, it's always the ones, you know, you notice that are not likely to get laid that are complaining about not being able to kill their own children.
It's kind of weird.
You have to actually have sex to get impregnated.
So they're kind of skipping a few steps here.
And it's also weird, too.
You just think it's weird.
It's very unfeminine like to be a woman and to want to fight to kill your kid.
We got this and a lot more weird stuff coming up here on Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV with your top 17 host, me, Elijah Schaefer, who's been bumped to top 18.
I know you read the title of the show and you're thinking, this is going to be a weird one.
And it is.
And to talk, of course, about this strange topic, nothing better than weird families than another weird family here.
I have my wife, Kezia Schaefer, who's here.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
It's been a while.
Thank you, darling.
You got that Jerry McGuire look going on.
Who is he?
Who is that man?
It's a movie.
I think that's actually a movie.
You know the Tom Cruise where he comes in and he's got that white t-shirt.
Anyway.
Oh, it's sliding through the thing.
I think so, yeah.
Jerry McGuire.
What can I say?
I like to play many roles.
Oh, we know role-playing is something we do well.
I also brought in none other than the resident laryngitis dad from the last episode.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Hey, thanks, Elijah.
And here I am on a show called Slightly Offensive, when I'm one of those people who try to be the least offensive as you possibly could be.
But, you know, hey, maybe I've got a balance to bring on here today.
Oh, well, 100%.
So I don't know if you saw this.
There's a new development, and I want to get your opinion on this.
I know, are you familiar with TikTok, the app TikTok?
Yes.
Okay, so obviously people are protesting.
We can put back on the screen.
There was this abortion bill that was passed in Texas where now after six weeks, you cannot kill your child in the womb.
I want to remind you that back as early as 2015, that Biden, the most popular president in U.S. history, actually said he was willing to accept that life started at conception, right?
And things have very much changed.
The ACLU is suing Texas because they're saying that this is against women's rights and reproduction rights.
The Supreme Court backed the case.
I think we have now the most restrictive abortion laws in the country, as well as on September 1st, we just took away all license requirements to carry a firearm.
So we actually are getting back to our roots here.
But if you put those people on the screen, I mean, you look at these people and they always just are, they're angry, they're visceral and they're obese.
What are your thoughts on this?
I know you're a pastor.
What do you think about this?
Okay, well, these ladies, obviously, they've got their political view and their idea about abortion.
And so it really has nothing to do with their weight.
And of course, they're not all overweight either.
But the point is, you know, they're trying to stand up for something that they think is right, but obviously it's wrong because yes, it's right to understand that your body is your own.
But once there's a child in there, it's his or her own as well, too.
So it's both of yours.
And so, you know, I think they're obviously sadly misled, even though some of them might be nice ladies, you know, to work with somewhere.
But I think that that whole law thing going on in this state and now maybe Florida might be looking at it.
And then of course a lot of people are creating a lot of uproar over it.
And I think that what it really is, is it's truth.
And people don't understand truth in our time.
It's science.
It really is proof.
I mean, there's a heartbeat there.
And so when everybody can just shout and say whatever they want to say, but if you actually sit down one-on-one with some of these ladies in a conversation, can they really answer the fact that this is a human life and that science is proven and that even after four months and something, babies have been delivered.
And so even though this is six weeks and I understand, you know, how they feel like things are being pulled out from under them, but I think that obviously those who believe that abortion is wrong, this is a very serious issue.
And there's an excitement if this can still work.
They're not wearing masks outside.
I mean, these people are clearly, they're not very bright either.
Right.
That's always the people that are for abortion.
They don't even understand COVID.
They're wearing masks outside.
They clearly don't understand anything about life or what's going on in conception.
And they're just angry.
And they also dye their hair colors that repel men.
So it's just, it's really, it's hard to look at.
It's hard to listen to.
Right.
But the masks could be for optics.
You know what I mean?
It always is.
It's to look good to their base.
It's like, hey, we're wearing our mask.
Even though obviously from another point of view, you're going, hey, why are you wearing masks outside?
So I understand.
I'm asking that same question.
You also notice too that, you know, I know he says that the obesity has nothing to do with it, but there's a physiogamy check with these people that they usually are ugly on the outside.
People who are ugly on the inside, you don't see beautiful people doing things like this.
But do you know what else is something else that I've really been thinking about a lot is I have never in my life met a feminist or a radical nasty woman like this who did not suffer with anxiety and depression.
And they wear it proudly like, yes, I have anxiety or depression.
They're all miserable people.
And I really think it makes sense you're miserable because if you don't even believe like the most innocent little life, a little baby in the safest place that it should belong in the mother's womb is not innocent.
It's like we can kill it, all this sort of stuff.
Of course you're miserable.
If that's what you think of an innocent baby, I can only imagine what you think about yourself.
You think, oh, men and women can change.
I can be a man if I wanted to, whatever.
Their whole identity and value of life is so rotten that of course they could not even value their own life if they can't even value the innocent baby.
So of course you're miserable.
Of course you have anxiety and depression.
Of course you do.
Of course you're hideous because the inside always reflects on the outside.
I feel like.
I'm just trying to protect myself from you.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're not.
But you know what?
I don't want to lose her point though.
Okay.
That the inside always reflects the outside.
Now, obviously, everybody looks different.
Man looks on the outward appearance.
God looks at the heart.
So obviously somebody might say, oh, that person's pretty or that person's ugly.
But obviously, even within Christianity and the church and other ways of thinking, people have all different kinds of looks.
And so I really personally don't think the looks come into it.
But sometimes when you are upset and when you are bitter or those kinds of things, it does play itself out on your face and you get a bitter looking face.
You get an unkind looking face.
Yes, but also, like you'll notice a lot, like women who have been through sexual abuse or they've gone through a really bad breakup, they'll often go to the hairdresser and do something radical and change their hair.
Put them up on the screen.
They all have, they all have the purple and outward appearance and their hair, especially with women that reflects what's going on the inside.
If a woman was raped or something horrible happened to her, she might go and chop off all her hair or whatever.
And you see, every time you see a woman with half a head shaved or bright colored hair, you could almost 100% say, I know exactly what opinions she has about politics and whatever.
I know that she probably has a bad relationship with her dad.
And you can test it.
And it's almost 100% accurate because people really do the way that they present themselves, the way they do their hair and dress, really, really does reflect something that goes on.
Oftentimes, it is the company you keep and the culture you're in.
And so you're trying to fit in with friends.
And so that can be true.
No, there are people who are objectively leftists are all just disgusting and ugly.
It's just true.
It's not a problem.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, it's not a joke.
They're always, I know you have to say this as a pastor, but they are ugly and they feel rejected.
No, no, no.
And I'm telling you this: look at, they're even mad at this.
Check this out.
Go to my screen here.
They're mad at, do you know, Sweet Green, the salad chain, Sweet Green?
They're mad at the owner of the Sweet Green.
The Sweet Green CEO is criticized because he connected the pandemic to unhealthy eating.
And now he's being labeled as incredibly fat phobic.
And the chain is being criticized for promoting healthy people.
I mean, remember when Michelle Obama was, that's what I'm saying.
These people are ugly.
They want you to be fat and disgusting.
I'm telling you, their ideology, they promote fatness.
They promote, they tell you not to shave.
They twist what beauty is.
They want you to say obesity is beautiful.
They want you to think what they are is beautiful.
And of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
There's some people who might go, oh, he's very handsome.
Yeah, not all of these people are leftists, but they like to prop up the uglier you are and the weirder.
And they want you to propagate.
That might be true.
But since the majority of Americans, and even though I might not look at on TV, I'm definitely at least 20 pounds over.
Okay, so the point is, and I know you've had your times, Elijah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So the point is, is that, yes, some people might try to take something that people work on or something that is bizarre and try to promote it as far as this is the way life should be.
And definitely, I mean, health is an important thing.
And I'm sure that most people that I know that overweight, except they're busy with life or their concerns and they can never get around to, you know, that which is important as all of us procrastinate.
So it's really not, you know, but those people you're talking about, John, those people you're talking about who's just like, gosh, they're slammed at work.
They can't, you know, they don't know how to cook healthy meals for themselves.
They can't make it to the gym.
Those people aren't saying, hey, look at me.
I'm beautiful and you have to think that I'm beautiful.
There's a certain kind of person.
I've never seen about that.
Right, I healthy video on that.
I haven't seen people do that.
No, because they go like, I can recognize.
But there are people who say, beauty's in the eye of beholder, but you have to call me beautiful, even if you don't think I am.
Let's go to this.
Let's go to bimbography.
Go to this.
Let's play video number 10.
Welcome to Bimbology 101.
I'm your Professor Bunny, and let's get right into it.
Covering quite a few topics, so stay with me.
We've talked about fatness and bimbohood before and how fatness is seemed as the failure of femininity and bimbo hood is the satirization of femininity.
So when we look at these two things together, being a fat bimbo could be seen as a reconstruction of femininity.
Therefore, we're empowering ourselves with a construct that was sculpted to humiliate and oppress us, but now it's being used by marginalized groups to cement their identity in a culture that was not meant for them.
She could be teaching.
So because we're using it as a reconstruction of what femininity is, you can also see this as a reconstruction of gender itself, which is incredibly exciting.
And that's feminine.
They're connecting it with the beauty.
That's the push in the culture now is to take unhealthy behavior.
For instance, like the CEO, go to my screen, says vaccines and masks won't save us from the pandemic.
Jonathan Neiman wrote, but the sweet green CEO has a solution to outlaw junk food.
He actually is saying he wants people to be healthy and he's being called mean.
Right.
I have a problem with that.
And online, on TikTok, they promote its fat positivity that they say as a woman that femininity is actually being ugly.
And that's why they put the ugly to the front.
Okay, okay, here's the thing.
So it's true.
I understand.
And I'm going to look at that.
Sometimes it's a backlash on the culture because, you know, the whole princess thing and you're my princess.
And a lot of girls do not feel like a princess or they haven't looked like a princess.
And even though they were a sweet girl and they're somebody's daughter.
And so a lot of times women want to feel good about themselves.
And so they will, you know, say things that are positive or confident.
But I totally understand the idea of going against health and just saying this is okay.
I understand there's a balance in there somewhere and that can be totally out of balance.
Well, that's the thing.
Savannah, you know this is true, right?
This took place in Austin and you're fully aware that this, we've seen this too much, right?
Is that it's not about allowing ugly people to exist because unfortunately, you know, I'm not, I didn't get hired for my face.
So we're not there.
But it's like the fact that it's true, right?
When you go to the protests, they are, they are on the lower end of the totem pole of people where they actually what's funny is they could look better.
We're not making fun of their genetics.
It's that they intentionally like try to look gross.
Okay, there's something trying to fight the patriarchy by not being feminist.
Like, yeah, feminine.
So that's why they have long armpit hair.
That's why they stink.
They're trying to become men because they're trying to take back this masculinity and they're trying not to be feminine as a way to fight back against the patriarchy.
But in reality, it's just gross.
It's just, it's gross.
Okay, okay.
So I can see, because I've heard you say this before.
And I know that when you look at things that were going on in Oregon and the people who are doing the things and everything, that I understand that sometimes people, they find their niche and they find their place because they didn't fit in real well over here.
And maybe they were rejected over here.
And so then they, you know, fall into this evil pattern.
And I understand that sometimes a person's looks can have a play in their lack of confidence and then and who they might connect with to feel some encouragement or some sort of affirmation.
So I understand that that can happen.
And I know that, you know, if there were somebody, a parent or a friend that was saying, hey, you know what?
You're great and you don't have to get into this to be affirmed.
And that, you know, it really isn't about all of these things, the outward appearance.
It really is about the person of the heart.
That would be great if somebody in their life could say.
But China knows this.
Go to my screen here.
China realizes the effect of Western culture and wokeness, pushing non-normal standards.
China is banning men that it sees as not masculine enough from appearing on TV.
They are worried about the feminization of men and pushing non-traditional beauty standards and physical standard for people that they see this as a threat to men as influence.
And China in this is from the Associated Press says that in Beijing, China's government banned effeminate men on TV and told broadcasters Thursday to promote revolutionary culture, brought in a campaign to tighten control over business and society and force official morality.
And that they see is that we are pushing that they say American media is pushing gayness.
They're pushing masculinity with women and femininity with men.
And that's what they're pushing to the forefront.
And that's why I had to point it out is because it used to be that you'd want a spokesperson who had appeal.
And now the appeal is to make you disgusting, depressed, you own nothing.
And that's what they push to the front.
And they actually say like fat girls to the front.
Yeah.
Which is like, well, we could see you no matter where you were.
It's like bad behavior is celebrated.
If you're obese and you're fat, that's bad behavior.
And we're going to celebrate it.
If you're transgender, bad behavior.
Let's celebrate.
Let's watch a show about a transgender.
Let's watch a show about all this.
You know, every single time we go shopping, what do the mannequins look like now?
They're all obese.
All of the models nowadays are obese.
Even targets.
Everybody celebrating.
The figgly wigglies hanging out their side.
We're celebrating obesity and healthiness.
Wait, can we understand?
But getting back to that, you know, China thing for their TV.
And I read the article actually, and there were other things too, besides what they called the sissy men.
And so we can understand, you know, you're going, okay, here they are.
They're a militant country and they're trying to, you know, promote this strength.
And then our country at the same time looks like it's on a downward spiral as far as any optics go.
So I don't like the fact that there's not the freedom and that they're taking people's freedom away.
And I understand that obviously men come in all kinds of personality forms and it doesn't mean that they're not manly.
It doesn't mean they're not a man.
And so I'm totally against where, you know, a government, and which obviously that's what their government is about because it's a different form of government than ours.
But I'm against a government controlling that.
That really shouldn't be the case.
And even though ours has gone maybe way overboard, I mean, I'm glad that people at least have a freedom to be themselves, right?
But here's the thing, is that obesity used to be condemned.
I'm so excited for this video.
Let's go ahead and let's reminisce back to the old days when people used to understand the dangers of obesity.
Oh, my gosh.
You need to stay here when she leaves because we're going to put you in the insane asylum.
7 a.m., four or five donuts while she's cooking breakfast.
What did she have for breakfast?
A seven-egg omelette with a cup and a half of cheese.
She put a full bell pepper, a full onion, and a full package of ham in it.
Then she ate four or five potatoes that she made into hash browns with another full pepper and onion.
And that held her for 45 minutes, which is probably what it took to eat it.
And then she had four corn dogs dipped in nacho cheese and a full-size bag of potato chips.
And you're right, she had a couple of strawberries.
Extremely obese.
You got to get that fruit in there, right?
And that held her till 11 o'clock.
Now she had three sandwiches with ham, cheese, mayo, tomato, cucumber, avocados, croutons, bacon bits, and ranch dressing.
And she said, this is where I get my vegetables.
And she had tomatoes and avocados smeared and mayonnaise with croutons and bacon bits.
Now we get to lunch.
She has a large pepperoni pizza.
Then at one o'clock, she has snack number three, two bowls of ice cream with caramel and whipped.
My daughter said by 1 p.m.
She has a hand-sized bag of M ⁇ Ms. Then at 2, she had two bacon cheeseburgers, a box of mac and cheese and three bananas.
At three o'clock, she had six avocados made into guacamole and a full-size bag of tortilla chips.
For dinner, she made a chip.
Okay, this is serious.
Still going.
We got to keep going.
A whole box of chips.
Just drool the point home.
Bring it home.
Yeah, just keep going.
A bag of pepperoni.
And along the way, she drank a gallon of sweet tea and six candy bars.
Okay, can I just say this though?
I want to point this out here, is that my point is that is extreme obesity.
But number one, first of all, besides the obesity, who can afford to eat that much food?
That's all.
We're worth a lot of food.
But the point is, is that I'm saying, like, yes, We understand that this is an extreme case, and most people are not like this.
And that's not what we're talking about: extreme obesity.
That's an addiction.
That's a health.
That is not just a health issue.
That's a mental disorder.
Of course.
Yeah, when you're in that position, you're going to die in your 40s from a heart attack because of your eating.
That's just a different issue.
But there's a normalcy where a lot of us fluctuate with weight and things.
And a lot of us have power and control over our identity.
And that's what we're preaching: is telling people you have power over yourself to take care of yourself, to control yourself, to control what you eat.
And now we're living in a society that everything that could be good, makeup that could make you look a little more beautiful, as a guy working out that could make you look fit, eating a salad, anything that's helpful that genuinely could remove your depression is being demonized to the point where I'm laughing because there's an liberal page called Fats Posting Their L's on Twitter, which is, but it's people like on Twitter, surprised.
Like, as much as I don't want to admit it, I found out that my back pain was from being sedentary on the couch and I started walking every day and my back pain went away.
Meaning, there are people who are believing this, like, oh, we don't need to walk.
That's just diet culture.
Well, not only that, they're suffering from this.
Yeah, and they also are telling people now that if you work out and go to the gym, you're fat phobic or you have muscle dysphoria as a man if you want to get swole or be fit.
So we're telling people now, like, hey, you're a bad person if you don't want to be fat.
If you don't want to be obese, you're what's wrong in society.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, I haven't heard that one yet.
But I'm sure someone has that.
But you know, even there's a lot of, I follow a lot of very fat girls on Instagram who are like body positivity influencers, whatever.
And every time, if they do, they rarely ever go to the gym, but if they do or they post a picture in their workout gear or something, they always put like, this is just something that I'm doing, blah, blah, blah.
Like, I'm not trying to go to the gym to lose weight.
It just helps with like my mental health.
Like, they have to put so many disclaimers because people will come after them and say, why are you trying to lose weight?
Like, you're perfect just the way you are.
You absolutely shouldn't change.
Like, don't you think you're beautiful?
Don't you think fat is beautiful?
Why would you go to the gym to try to lose weight?
So if they exercise, they have to say, I'm doing this because when I exercise, it helps me with my mental health.
It helps me just feel better.
But it's absolutely not to do with losing weight because absolutely I'm beautiful just the way I am.
Well, Kezzi, as we know, there's the idea of weight.
Obviously, if somebody's in a wheelchair and there's not a lot else to do, you know, you might gain some weight.
If somebody had some sort of a surgery and you couldn't get up and walk about and then you were down for several months.
And so there's a lot of things that are contributing factors to weight.
And I certainly agree with just encouraging people like that and not shaming them like, oh, you put on weight since you're so good.
But I mean, it's a good idea.
That's how we do have things in society that can keep us safe, like a face mask.
Yeah, and I got to tell you guys this: as you might have, I know you guys didn't notice this was the Easter egg in the show, but I was wearing a face mask for about 10 minutes of the show.
Did you notice?
I did.
Did you notice?
Did you notice?
It was very silly.
It's not true.
I saw it.
Did you notice?
Okay, well, guys, if you saw that, there's a chance that your IQ is very high because you notice things and that makes you bright.
That's what the leftists would say.
But I do want to tell you about the new sponsor of the show, Fake Mask USA, which, by the way, is being attacked by the left.
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These are 100% fake masks, but are also 100% compliant with all orders of to put a cloth over your face.
This is technically a cloth.
It literally does nothing to protect you from anything.
I want to warn people from that.
This has no medical benefit at all and possibly has no use.
But it gets you onto planes and stuff.
It really does.
This is the double one.
I recommend buying two masks.
If you have to go on planes or travel, I hate masks.
I think they're stupid.
And this company does too.
But sometimes to get onto planes and stuff, you literally just can't go on because they're tyrants.
So this is the double incognito.
This actually works too if you're a server and your company makes you wear one or whatever.
So you could put this one on and then I take this off in the one.
The picture is the incognito.
And so then it's literally just like a clear piece.
And then there's actually even one that's worse.
It's just like in the in-your-face one.
And it's just like invisible.
So there's that.
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It's run by a veteran.
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It's a joke because, I mean, even the blue face masks say on the box they don't protect you from coronavirus.
That's their own claim that they say.
And a recent study said that masks at most maybe help 10% with mitigation.
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And I'm telling you, I actually use these and this is the funniest thing.
I have to fly.
And that's the only time I will honestly wear one.
And they look at you in the face and they go.
Well, there's been a couple times where we've been on the plane wearing those and the stewardess will come up and be like, hey, like, where did you get this mask?
Yeah, let's tell you.
I know, I know.
And that's why it's kind of, it's like an ad slash a bit.
Because I actually just wanted this because I know that a lot of people too, like people go, oh, you're promoting masks.
No, masks are stupid.
I don't wear them in airports or anything.
But literally some jobs, like he was either vaccinated or masked or whatever.
And so people end up getting stuck wearing these for different things.
The ultimate thing is don't wear them.
And if you don't want to wear a mask, then don't and you shouldn't.
But in these situations where people are like, I don't want to get vaccinated, I have to have to wear a mask or whatever, or at school or something stupid like that, these are a good alternative.
And he does that because of his body image.
He wants people to still be able to see his nose and mouth.
But getting back to that subject, I do want to say that this one scripture says that bodily exercise profits a little, but godliness is profitable for all things.
And godliness is love, joy, peace, goodness, kindness, faithfulness, you know, good characteristics that are godly.
And so I think if people would focus more on good characteristics and being a little more like the Lord was, then, you know, maybe the physical exercise wouldn't be as important, but it doesn't take away its importance.
And I mean, and just looking at my life over time and probably your families and even mom, you know, she took classes.
She was a Zumba teacher.
And over the years of having babies and then your weight going up for a while because, you know, you can't, you know, you have to nurse all these things and you can't immediately lose weight.
And then the work that it took to bring it down and then another baby and weight going up.
And then, you know, so she definitely, we have some pictures of a big mama and a little bit of a little mama.
And then a little mama.
But, you know, she did care.
And that's all I was happy about because I think that, okay, and of course, I'm generalizing.
My daughter probably wouldn't necessarily like this, one of my daughters, about men.
But men tend to think that women are pretty that have a shape or a figure.
And so I would say, and yet when they marry a woman, obviously there's going to be some weight issues if you have children and if you just eat food and just different things that happen in life.
And so I think that the issue isn't, you know, your focus in your marriage, oh, your weight, and I'm never going to love you again until you lose weight.
And so we have to be careful to know that truly it's the godliness that's the most important.
Even though the body counts, the body does count.
And so on that issue of weight loss, I remember mom was teaching Zumba and at one point because she had cancer for eight and a half years and so she was on a feeding tube and she taped the fading tube to herself and taught Zumba.
Probably the only woman in the history of the world, I think, that's ever done that.
But she obviously had some very difficult points where she couldn't.
But the point is, is that this, go to my screen here, is that this promotion of stuff is saying, so I'm too fat to draw blood from.
This is not funny, actually.
Because they have the donut in the bio, I mean, in their name is what makes it interesting.
So they are getting a specialist, a milestone that's beyond unexpected.
I think this is someone force feeding to try to get intentionally get fat, I believe, right, Savannah?
This is force feeding.
Yeah, you know, and you know what, too, to your dad's point, because he wants to keep it biblical.
I like how this whole show is like us trying to get him to bully fat people kind of thing.
But, you know, the Bible does talk about trying to get a pastor to bully fat people for 60 minutes straight.
Yeah, the Bible does.
Never, never.
The Bible does talk about gluttony a lot.
And I think that's what we're really focused on.
It doesn't talk about gluttony a lot.
People say that.
But I would say, I think that's a lot of things that I have.
I don't, if someone is like, like how you said, even Elijah and I in our marriage, there's been times where we've put on a bit more weight and then like fluctuate.
That is so normal.
And I don't think we should go around shaming people for that.
What it is, it's more of the attitude of I'm morbidly obese and you should think I'm pretty.
You shouldn't think that I'm lazy.
Don't give me advice.
If you telling me that if people get mad, the doctor says, hey, like, oh, you can't draw blood.
Hey, you need to lose weight.
It's actually dangerous because being really overweight can cause health complications going, that's fat phobic.
How dare you?
Don't shame me for my body.
Don't pretend like you care about my health.
You're just trying to fat, like shame me and things like that.
There's this attitude of I'm perfect just the way I am.
I shouldn't have to change my body.
I shouldn't have to lose weight to be considered beautiful or to be considered healthy.
I'm healthy just the way I am, which is blatantly just not.
They're convincing themselves that deep in their heart, they don't believe that.
But just in the same way that a transgender person.
They do.
They reshape reality.
So that's the point.
It's like, that's why we point out when we say on this show that they're ugly inside and out, it's because, not because, because it's like, I'm not claiming that I'm that good looking and I fluctuate in weight.
It's to tell them to the point, to remind them, you're not good looking.
Stop pretending like neon colored hair is a good look.
It's not.
You can't redesign reality.
So the thing is, I'll remind you wigglies popping out of your hands.
His thing, Elijah.
We can feel better about ourselves sometimes when we try to get everybody on our side and thinking like us.
So we can feel better about ourselves.
But the thing is, is this whole idea of weight and dealing with it, it has to do with the word moderation.
And it has to do with the word self-control.
Now, a lot of people think there's really no such thing as self-control because all of us have had the times where we're eating the extra Oreos or the extra crackers or something like that.
And I'm sure.
But there is a truth that even though sometimes we go beyond self-control and we mess up, yet it is something that is a godly characteristic that we can learn.
And we can even say, hey, God, please help me with self-control.
And so there's been many times in my life where I've needed that.
And then the idea of moderation is that we remind ourselves, it's like, okay, wait, here's extreme.
Here's extreme.
I need to go a little bit more here in the middle because I'm just kind of going overboard.
But sometimes we need to swing the pendulum all the way over this way just because we've gone too much over this way.
And that's where we get on some sort of a big health diet because of some big binge or something.
Yeah, you know, I was going to say this.
This is kind of interesting.
This is kind of interesting here.
People are really trying to define things.
I want to go into some more TikToks here.
People are even redefining relationships.
So A lesbian and a gay guy got into a relationship.
I don't know.
Let's extract extra steps.
Let's play their commemoration video.
So I don't want to roast these people because actually we should be promoting that.
It's good.
They're going back to what they were designed to be, which is to be with man with a woman, a woman, with a man.
You just can't help but being the opposite.
But maybe that's the fix because she's a lesbian and she likes femininity and he likes masculinity and he's a bit feminine.
So they fill the void where he gets with a masculine woman and she gets with a feminine man.
And at first I saw this, I laughed because I just thought, it's just so weird where we're at today.
But then I thought, well, that's why, why would I be mad for someone going back to the way they were designed?
Like, that might be the fix.
And I never thought about that before.
Maybe masculine lesbians go with feminine gay guys and they get out of it together and that could be the thing.
Well, there's a lot that goes on in life about all of this.
Like, mom, your mom had seven brothers.
And, you know, mom was a cheerleader, but she was also good at football, you know?
And then I had four sisters.
And so, you know, and apparently she could see certain traits in that manner.
But the point is, is that, you know, people are raised different ways.
People's personalities, people's, you know, certain things come off a certain way.
And I think you're right.
There is a positive thing there because I'll tell you what, a lot of people do want to get married.
A lot of people do want to have love for life.
And a lot of people don't want to be in and out of relationships all the time.
And so when they see the traditional or the biblical, whichever you want to call it, form of life, they know when they look at their parents or they know when they remember their grandparents that it was something that was good.
It was something that worked.
And this over here is still a little confusing.
In and out of it is a little confusing.
And so if they could just kind of bring the balance into their life, but they can still kind of be themselves, you know, it maybe helps them or blesses them in some way.
And so nobody should be against it, though I bet a lot of people are really mad and against it.
But I think that, hey, you know, if they are going to love each other, right?
And but it should be good love there and they could even have some production from nothing gay about being straight.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I've always said.
No, but I think it's, I do see what you're saying.
Like, I guess just it's like going full circle and being straight.
But it is a little bit weird because I do think it looks weird, but I'm curious to know more.
I'm curious to see more of the details.
Like, who's the breadwinner in that relationship?
Who is the one that like women love to be chased and they have a desire to be admired and loved?
And men, I think, love the chase.
So some people are chubby chasers, as we talked about earlier.
Oh.
You were a chubby chaser for a little while.
Well, I packed on, it was McDonald's at 3 a.m. in foreign cities and on the road.
And I packed on more than just a double chin there.
And she was like, she loved her squishy boy, huh?
But don't forget Whataburger at 3 a.m. the other day.
Yeah, we did do that.
But that's normal.
Yeah, that's the.
I said in other towns.
Yeah.
That's here in Dallas.
But that's the thing.
Hey, no, John, you're the one who's in the town if you're here.
Whataburger is a cultural staple of our society?
That is true.
MACA's is not.
That's not.
Okay, but so that's so, okay, I guess conclusion, Savannah.
Conclusion, it's weird but good.
Yes?
Weird but good.
Yeah, we did it 360.
I'm not mad about it.
It's weird, but I guess it's better than what we were seeing.
I need to know more about that.
Because as people get older, they were young too.
As people get older and then they have kids and some of that femininity because they're going to some event and some of that masculinity because they're raising their sons and their sons are going to be in some sort of program or sport or something.
And so some of that just comes from maturity.
There was a famous, and I just don't even know the name of it, but it was where Jethro from the Beverly Hill Billies, not Jethro, not Jethro, the father.
Listen, listen, listen.
The father talking to his daughter.
What was the father's name in the Beverly Hill Billies?
I know you guys are young, but I don't know who those fellows are.
His name is something, Jed Clampett.
And his daughter, Ellie Maine, if you look it up on YouTube, Jed Clampett and Ellie Maine, where he's talking to his daughter, and he explains to her about being more feminine because she would wrestle with her brother, and yet she's a young adult.
And so he was trying to bring some femininity to her.
And it is the best discussion of a father talking to a daughter on that level that you've ever heard.
And it was done on TV.
And so I think what it shows you, if you can ever play that video on your program, it's so awesome.
But what it shows you is that a lot of times people do need to talk to their parents and have respect for their parents.
And it's not judgment, but respect and love and understanding that certain things are good to know and good for you as far as development.
I think if this couple did have kids, it would be very interesting to see.
Imagine they had a young boy and the gay dad who's married to the lesbian mom.
How would he teach his son to be a man?
Well, okay, that would be weird.
But if they're married, they're no longer holding to that position if they're going to be faithful to one another.
He's gay, he's decided to be with a woman, but if he's gay, he still is sexually attractive to be a menu.
No, no, there's men.
Okay, but there can be inclinations.
And when you talk to other men, he's not really gay.
And he found out masculinity.
Aha, it's the masculinity that he's attracted to, not the.
I think that it's, I think that's, I think that a lot of people who are gay, it's because a lot of times it's due to molestation, but also with dad issues, not with girls, daddy issues.
And I think that, you know, overbearing moms, et cetera.
And so probably wanting that masculine figure would be desiring to have like sort of that protector and that somebody that's stronger.
Like you see, he's like a little limp wristed, but like a boy.
Still wanting a woman.
Yeah, but still wanting a woman because you want the nurture because naturally, as I think as a man, you do want to be the nurturer.
That's why you see with homosexual couples, there's always like someone takes the more masculine, someone takes the more feminine role.
Even with lesbians, there tends to be that sort of like interesting.
I mean, there is a traditional like LA, Western, Hollywood gay, that they're both buff dudes and they live in a nice, it's not everybody, but just oftentimes you see the relationships, there's that balance.
And that's what I want to bring up the weirdness.
Is that, do you know about the do you know about like the ancestral gay side of TikTok?
Are you aware of that?
I do not.
I'm glad you don't.
You're about to find out.
I'm glad you don't.
Okay, so we're not going to show anything.
Don't worry if kids are watching.
I don't know why kids watch this show, but it is good to keep it slightly offensively safe.
Yes.
We're not going to show you anything that's horrible, but I can thank my friend Kaylin Delmeida.
This is the first time that you didn't introduce me to something that shot.
I know.
I'm waiting to see this as well.
So there are these brothers.
You can put it on the screen.
There are these brothers.
They're brothers and they're apparently in a relationship.
And I don't want to show you any more than this video.
I think he's insinuating that he's going to go help him put his belt on or something.
I don't know.
We'll keep it clean.
Oh, there's more.
There is more videos.
There are more videos.
If I had to watch these, you guys have to watch them.
Oh my gosh.
This is full-blown gay.
This is full-blown homosexuality.
Okay.
Full-blown homosexuality.
That should be the title of the show.
What do you think about this?
What do you think about brothers and people being in relationships?
This is a new trend.
They're promoting incest.
And it's becoming culturally relevant.
Families should not be doing that.
Yeah.
That's kind of Israel's on the same page with that here.
But of course, COVID is training them.
I think intrinsically in a person's heart, they know that this is my family.
But it doesn't mean that there isn't temptation.
And obviously, I have known and have talked to people that have had things happen with siblings in families.
So it's not that it doesn't happen.
Yeah.
But somewhere along the line, you know, and I know that later on that they do suffer some trauma as a result of it as far as it bothers them for years into their adult years because the other one or they both end up getting married or whatever.
And so there's some things that go on.
But obviously, males and family.
But the boasting about it is what I wanted to bring up.
The fact that this is not a weird thing that happened.
This is a brand new thing.
It's like they're very proud about it.
Yeah, they're proud and pushing.
Shamelessly.
Well, I think that's because of media.
And everybody has a platform.
So we can boast over here on this idea and belief and on this idea and belief.
So then there's like thousands of ideas of belief, just like we'll just say in the country of India, how in that religion, I won't say it so I don't hurt anybody, but that they have, you know, millions of gods.
And so promote everybody's gods.
And so in this case, that's where America is coming.
We're promoting everybody's gods.
Let's offend the Indians.
The babu.
You know that one time Kezia was in Savannah.
Kezia, you know, severely dyslexic.
And she, for some reason, typed the phrase, she went to say baby, and she said, B-A-B-U, Babu.
And so I just went, that's got to be something.
And it turned out that babu, what is it again?
It's like an Indian man.
It's like a phrase for a string.
Yeah.
Like a masculine Indian man.
And what's funny is that that's now going to be, it's a good phrase to call somebody because I can't, actually, if I say anything else, we'll probably get taken off the air.
Yeah.
But I also would say that it's funny because she accidentally called me Babu, but her dyslexia turned me into a very strong Indian ethnic man.
And I feel empowered to be a little bit more likely to be able to do that.
Let's turn it into a very good compliment at the end of it.
Okay, so let me say too much.
Because I'm watching some of these videos and like the one from China or we're mentioning India.
And of course, I go to these different places on mission trips.
And you're not really supposed to go there on mission trips, but or for visits of friends or whatever.
Someone called the CCP.
But I want to say that Kezia, before we started the show, had said that, you know, it's just going to kind of be lighthearted.
And so basically she's calling me dad, dad.
You know, you need to laugh.
And I go, Kezia, I go, I have friends, my friend Pastor Fish and Pastor David and all these guys that we went to, this Christian comedian.
And I'm not laughing at anything.
And they're all like laughing.
They're looking over at me.
And well, especially Fish is going, why isn't he laughing?
And it's like, because I'm a slow processor.
And so it's like, you know, you tell me a joke and maybe 10 seconds later, I might laugh.
So it's like after the end of the entire episode, he's going to be like, oh, that's why people are busting it.
As soon as the cameras go off, he's going to laugh.
What I want to say about this one is because, of course, I didn't know what we're really going to be talking about.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I know what the name of my son's show is.
So I do, you know, because I'm not going to be able to do that.
You never came across like you're making fun of anybody or bad.
It came across like your son's teasing you and trying to get you to make fun of the jiggly wigglies.
You haven't come across probably at all.
In the audience, let us know in the comments your support for LD Laren Dawn's dad, which his real name is John.
But it's weird to call your dad John.
He's a good guy.
You know, the thing is, is actually, that just shows you how effed up all of our guests are.
Because everybody's like, they just get the script and like, oh, ancestral gay brothers?
Sounds legit.
And my dad's turned.
You know, that's what a normal person who doesn't work in the media is like, is like, oh, this is not okay to be talking about this stuff.
But in the media, we're so hard-hearted and we've been so jaded.
You talked about this, actually, about how police, like their hearts get hardened.
And so when you're around all this stuff all the time, it's like Savannah, it's like, oh, a gay ancestral TikTok sounds like a Friday to me.
Okay, now I'm going to be a little bit more detected to kids, no big deal.
Yeah, I talked to my son about that because being in the media, you can become hardened Jesus because you're talking about them all the time.
Where in the church, you get to see people ask the Lord for forgiveness and try to change.
And even though they might have relapses, as everybody does and different things, but you still see them with joy and see them with peace and see them with overcoming and hard of moving forward in their life.
And so they're not just stuck in whatever it is.
And so there's kind of an encouragement that I get to see where sometimes you're just seeing those stuff blatantly just right there.
You just see the nasties.
It's like this.
I have to watch videos like this, so you do too.
Play video seven.
I'm a trans opera singer.
It's kind of weird.
Hello, everybody.
Today, I will be performing Si me ve ve ve de zela by Ronaldo Han in C major.
Okay, alright.
I do have to see stuff like that.
Was that really her?
Yes, this is transgender.
That's a transgender.
That's a man.
So they can sing really low.
Yes, and then okay.
How do you make sense of that?
How am I?
How do I make sense of this?
I see stuff like this.
Is it wrong to giggle at that?
Is it wrong?
Is it immoral?
And going like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like when kids are small and they're looking at over, they're looking at somebody because somebody has something obviously different about them.
Right.
And then you tell your kid, don't stare, even though it might be okay for the person if they go up to the person and say, hey, so how did you end up in this situation?
And maybe, you know, there's a good exchange that can take place.
But a lot of times our initial response is to something that throws us off guard or surprises us where like we have an emotional response, whether it's a sad face or a laugh or whatever.
Yeah, well, yeah, and I just can't help but laugh, Samana.
Like, Samana, we have become, we're horrible, huh?
Yeah, you know, and I think it's because we've physically gone and faced these people at protests, at rallies, at Antifa events, and they've attacked us.
They have tried to, you know, wish death upon us and our families.
So it's like when we see these types of videos, we're like, ha ha ha, yeah, you're freaking weirdo.
Yeah, that video was an assault.
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
We just broke Kezi's.
But you know, the thing is, but in church, okay, and I'm not even going to say anything because everybody is a sinner and everybody has their sins, right?
But in church, you get to know people and people do open up.
And it's not just because you're counseling them, but because you're being friends.
And you find out everybody has their angle, but everybody's not running toward being in some sort of anti-government group or they're not running towards some of the things that you guys have had to deal with.
But in church, you find that people have all of this kind of stuff too.
They're trans opera singers.
No, But listen, listen, I never met one.
They're loving the Lord, but maybe in their background, they would have fully embraced that and went in that direction.
And they still have that inclination or temptation, but they're really trying to be pleasing as far as what they understand to be pleasing to the Lord.
No, you're right.
And I'm going to tell you, the U.S. value system and American families have been under attack for a while.
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So as we get into this, you're right.
Like I watch stuff like this and like I want stuff and I know that things are really bad in Australia and there's not a lot of good going on there in terms of the lockdowns and things that are happening.
And so this is why I think humor and laughing too and why people like this show is we're not really making fun of people.
We're just making fun of the reality of life and people are just characters.
It's like a movie and we're laughing at it.
And somebody made this great compilation.
Is it her name is Berziklian or Berziklian?
The premier of New South Wales of Sydney who's put some of the most extensive extended lockdowns on the entire community.
Somebody sort of put compilations of her voice together to kind of make her say things she didn't.
And I can't help but have to share this video with you guys.
Listen to this.
I'm a bit tired of hearing people saying I don't know how to do my job properly.
And I think that's really mean.
I remember being criticized.
Just remind everybody how criticized I was.
That's not acceptable.
I hope everybody likes staying at home because we are going to go into lockdown forever.
Nobody from New South Wales is going anywhere.
We will have two million police officers standing at the corner of every street to monitor every single citizen.
We're really watching very closely.
I hope this really will be devastating.
We don't like to be heavy-handed, but what we need to say today now is that if you leave home, we will give you a death sentence.
Please know that you will be shot in the face and I hope it's painful.
You are required to obey what we say when we say it.
And if you don't, you can prepare to die.
I've said from the outset, I don't care about your life and the life of those around you.
I don't really give a shit.
The government is now about to announce what we call the final solution.
We are inspired by history and realize we can very easily permanently get rid of anybody thinking illegal thoughts.
We aim to have absolutely zero freedom.
Follow the rules or else you'll never be seen again.
If you think you can live freely under our very strict and harsh regime, I have news for you.
If you even consider breaking the rules, I will personally stab you in the head and rip your guts out.
We have 24 hours surveillance of every single person in the community.
We want to cause anguish, hurt and suffering to as many citizens as possible every day.
At 11 o'clock, every citizen in this state must listen to me.
This is the fourth ripe and I will make sure that I never ever ever give up power to the day I die.
Do you know what is so the funniest part about this is it actually is like real.
Like she said, like if anyone has heard actual some of her whole statements about like, if you go to the grocery store, do not speak to your neighbors.
Do not speak to anybody.
Do not leave your house.
Like it's pretty much is like that, which is so funny because she's basically.
She says your neighbors could be a threat.
Yeah.
Everyone's dangerous.
You should dob on your neighbors, tell on everyone.
You will go to prison.
You will get in trouble.
You will get fines.
People are getting fines for not wearing their mask outside for breaking curves.
Pepper sprayed children.
Police are showing up and arresting people.
You cannot go to the park.
Yeah, you can't do anything.
So, this is funny, but at the same time, it's like, dang, like, I mean, she really is saying that.
Don't have any community.
Don't talk with anybody.
Don't leave your house.
There will be punishments.
The government will.
Like, it's so wicked, but that was hilarious.
That was such a good idea.
I mean, that hits home with you because that's your home.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, my gosh.
But you know what?
Even more than her, because obviously people can say things, people can do things, but they have that new app out in southern Australia where about 20 people have it, and maybe more than that as of today.
But where it's facial recognition and it has to do with your geological location.
And so you don't have to quarantine like in a hotel, but you can quarantine at your house if you get this.
And so the writing about it is it's very Orwellian in the article that I read.
And so the point is that they could, if they saw that you moved from your house, call the police to get you because you know you've taken a picture of your face.
They're introducing that to prove where you're at to the government to be able to prove that you're quarantining.
That you have to send them a picture of yourself.
It's what they already do, though, with Uber, where you have to prove you have a mask on, which is why we can't use Ubers.
Aren't they going to just randomly text people though, and they have 15 minutes to send a picture of where they are?
Yeah, it's just like a random text and it's like, hey, where are you?
Right now, you can check the metadata so they know that if you're sending a fake picture or not.
And the government is, you know, known for having really stupid solutions.
Like, for instance, it's like, this is not how you fight a virus.
San Francisco from Newsweek is now has an initiative to pay individuals to not shoot each other.
You can get paid $300 a week if you're at risk of killing people for not killing them.
Wait, and if you help out in the community, like pick up trash and stuff, you can get $500 a week.
Wait, so every day that I do not shoot someone in the face, I get $300 a day.
Like that because if you're falling on hard times, just go to San Francisco and threaten to shoot someone.
My facts.
And also don't actually go through it.
The money thing also has to do with drugs, too, right?
Well, yeah, I mean, I mean, they are.
In California, Gavin Newsom is also talking about paying people to stay sober.
Oh, wait, it's $300 each month, so it's not that good.
I thought it was a week.
I had a week.
I do have a thought about this issue.
Okay, now, so this is going to sound weird at first, but I'm going to kind of get there.
All right.
Okay.
So I've always said, just one of those zany far out ideas, you know, like if you were like totally addicted to drugs, right?
But most people that are really do want to come off of them or even alcohol or whatever because people feel so locked in.
And so, but it has to, a lot of it has to do with motivation.
Like, I know somebody in my family who was told they had emphysema.
And because of that, they stopped smoking.
And even though I guess emphysema is not supposed to go away, all signs of it went away when they were huffing and puffing going up a little hill before.
No, you can't.
You can, you can reverse a lot of disease.
Okay, yeah.
So, so, anyway, so they're fine now, but they had motivation because they didn't want emphysema that they were told that they had.
And so, I was saying, if somebody was like a, we'll say hardcore something, and you were to say, okay, I'll give you a million dollars if you just stop for one year.
But say they have a lot of situations where they need the money.
I think for a lot of people, even with how tied in they might be to whatever that addiction might be, that the motivation is high enough that they're like, oh, gosh, I could stop that for a year for this.
Because, I mean, in our family, we had somebody who stopped something because they were pregnant and had a child.
And that child was like that special gift that pulled them out of the side.
Right, I see what you're saying.
So, so I understand on the level of motivation that money can do something.
But even though we know in society, it really isn't the way it's supposed to be.
It's like government's paying people.
It's obviously programs.
It's obviously church and it's obviously people convincing people and trying to help people get out of things.
And so I don't think this is necessarily going to work because people are going to use the system.
I know, but it is.
The article is here.
It says California wants to become the first state to pay drug addicts to stay sober, specifically.
I don't think, but that's just rewarding.
It's like, what about a young man who was raised by a drug addict mom and dad and never got into drugs, worked really hard, had to bust his whatever to get ahead, to go to school, to really try.
That's the kind of person I think should be rewarded with money, not the person who's like, just fell down.
It's like, and also, that's out.
That's taxpayers' money.
$286,000.
I don't like how the government rewards people for not doing bad things rather than rewarding people.
Well, I think it's what you said.
It's working hard.
It's what you said, Kezia.
It's that the taxpayers that I think we forget we just, because we create money and we can create trillions and all of that to cover everything for always, that people forget that it really all does have to be paid back until people think it doesn't have to be paid back anymore.
And until we're so in debt that the whole world economy collapses or whatever.
But the point is, is that technically it is taxpayer money.
And do we really want as people to pay into this and pay into that?
And if we were able to vote on it, we probably would say no.
Do you know what's even funnier about this is that as we got into more of the serious stuff at the end, you know, the fat stuff was not even in the script.
We just, I, no, like, we weren't even supposed to do this about fat people.
And this conversation turned into like half an hour about obesity and fat people.
Because obesity, if you're obese, you're, you know, more likely to be hospitalized for COVID.
So we just care about people's health.
And that's why we're talking about this.
No, good people.
You don't really care about that health.
I'm going to stop shaming them.
No, we're actually just really good people.
Correct.
We're just really good people.
Ironically, though, it's like, and that is true.
It's like, this is, this is it.
Now you see exactly what's going on.
Anyway, the world is crazy.
It is, it is getting insane.
I mean, there's a lot more we can continue to get into over time.
But of course, I want to remind you guys that we have the new show starting.
You are here Monday through Friday live, 6 p.m. Central.
I believe it actually starts if God, everything goes right and nothing bad happens and God lets us next Thursday at 6 p.m.
At the.
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You are here daily, or you can click the link in the bio or the pinned comment.
And also a reminder, make sure you subscribe to this show too, because a lot of you guys watch the show and aren't subscribed, and it actually helps us the more subscribers we get and the more you turn on that notification bell.
You do receive notifications, at least some of the time.
Some of you do, some of you don't, because the videos you watch they don't want you to know that you watch this show.
I don't know, but make sure you subscribe and you follow it.
The set is fancy, it's pretty, it looks good, right and it does nice.
Can you put the link on your slightly offensive training?
No, the link is okay.
Yeah, so it's easy for people to find people.
We have some family that's older that's trying to figure out how to do it.
It's in the pinned comment, it's in the description.
And grandma, I love you, I know you watch the show and i'm sorry for trying to make your son um talk bad about fat people, because we have fat people in our family and sometimes i've been fat, and it's okay.
Okay, we love it.
We love that, people.
Sorry, grandma.
That's always my, I always apologize to grandma.
Usually, I like try to do at least once.
But you know, I can hear her right now and be like, that's okay, sweetie.
It's totally fine.
I love you, grandma.
Anyway, make sure you do that.
Also, don't forget to leave a five-star review at Apple Podcasts on Spotify.
I don't think you can there, but Google Play, it's free.
It doesn't cost you anything.
A lot of you guys are like, you know, some of you guys are holding.
You're like, I don't want to.
buy these products and I won't become a member at Blaze TV.
Okay, fine.
This is a free way to help out.
So if you don't leave a review, a five-star review, that's okay too.
But if you're an SOB, a slightly offensive backer, then you want to leave a review.
It's free.
It doesn't cost you anything.
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Eventually you're going to give in.
We know that.
We know it's true.
Let's read these reviews.
Review number one is from Trump1 Bigley.
That's his username, just so you know.
Says, I finally did it and I did it for you, Elijah.
You know what?
Thank you.
I've always watched your content on YouTube, but today I finally switched gears and came over here to drop you a five-star review.
This has been months in the making for me.
You are doing the Lord's work, dude.
I really appreciate you and all you are doing.
Thank you for being a voice of reason and comedy in an ocean of miserable insanity.
Such a great content and an even better mission.
You rock.
So do all your friends.
Keep on fighting.
God bless and God wins.
See, that's lovely.
I told you, some of you guys are like, it's such a mission to support the show that it's taken months.
You know, we're all on our different journey.
We're all on a different journey.
Right.
No, and I know that maybe not on every program and not at every moment, but there are times where you're able to slip in some really good truth besides the comedy or besides the trying to show people how offensive the call is.
He's trying to say that he can be proud of me and not disappointed in today's show.
Thanks, Dad.
Also, review number two is Humanity's Strongest.
Elijah and Savannah, you guys are awesome.
Keep doing what you're doing, P.S. I will eat Elijah's butt.
Wow.
That's so gross.
What?
What?
He said they'll eat my butt.
Okay.
Well, it's their own.
Sorry.
I thought I thought I'd say that in front of my dad.
Anyway, thanks again so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive, The Best Worst Show on Blaze TV.
You can follow myself, Savannah, everywhere on YouTube.
You can check out her YouTube channel as well.
She has one of those.
You can follow Kezia.
Her link's in the description.
And we're not going to put my dad's social links.
Please don't harass him.
Anyway, have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
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