May 21, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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The Roast of Women with Jesse Lee Peterson | Ep 155
Our society used to be filled with loving families complete with a mother, father, and children. Mothers would have a hot meal waiting for their husbands after a long day of work, and kids were raised in a traditional family household. But the golden age of the American housewife is over, and the modern woman has been born from the ashes of cheap Moscato, government-funded birth control, validation from strangers on the internet, and discount blue hair dye.
We got her okay because women are just in a place in a position in life right now where they're getting 60% of college degrees.
They're trailing ahead of men.
And so I'm going to reach out to my clot and bring them back.
And on that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best, worst show on Blaze TV where we always have 8K confetti graphics of color.
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And to talk about this issue, I brought on not only a resident woman to okay it, YouTube, but I also brought on a woman expert, Jesse Lee Peterson of JLP Talk.
Well, you have to realize women have illogical minds.
They don't have a logical mindset.
And so when the fathers are not raising their children because the mother turned them away from their fathers or the father's not around, and if even if he's in the home and he's not guiding the wife in the right way to the mother of the children to raise them, the mother doesn't know how to do it.
So the kids grow up just like the mother and they have illogical mindset.
And in that mindset, they're looking for peace.
They'll try to build their egos and they don't know what to do.
So they end up doing insane things like this woman is doing posing upside down with the baby undergrass, breastfeeding the baby.
She's a lost, unhappy female, and she doesn't know what to do with herself because of her illogical mindset.
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This is an Olympian Torah Bright fires back at breastfeeding.
This is Motherhood is Pure.
It says here that Olympic gold medalist Tora Bright says that she's sad to see the hate her handstand breastfeeding picture has received, but she's vowing to not let it get her down.
The 34-year-old who's a snowboarding legend in Australia posted a series of photos on Mother's Day, including one of her breastfeeding topless while upside down.
The photo was pretty cool.
It's an impressive feat, but it was met with backlash on social media with people calling her a bad mother and an attention seeker.
So do you think, Jesse, that this is a good example of what a mother should be?
No decent woman would dress like that and treat a baby in that such manner and in such a manner.
And a father would not allow his wife to treat his children in that manner.
So it's clear that she doesn't have an alpha male around her.
It must be a beta male that made the baby because a decent woman would first be ashamed to expose her breasts in that manner.
But because this woman is insane, she has issues, she's really looking for something to make her feel better about herself.
Her ego is out of control.
So she's starving for attention.
In reality, she's looking for a father's love.
And this is why for 31 years, we have been rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man, bringing back God's order of God and Christ, Christ and man, man over woman and woman over children.
Because when men are not over the woman, when women are left alone, they literally go out of control because they have no one to contain their ego for them or show them how to overcome it.
No, they can cut off everything in the body and they still won't be a man.
They will still be a female.
God created Adam and Eve.
He created a man and a woman.
And just because you take off your body part and add something else onto it, it doesn't make you that.
You know, you're still the female or you're still the male.
But the problem is society, they have intimidated most of Americans.
Not all, not all, not all, but most.
And most of Americans won't speak up.
They won't tell the truth about reality.
And so these people are living in the darkness of their imagination and they believe that they are a man if they were born a woman or they believe that they're a woman if they were born a male.
And if no one corrects them, it's only getting worse.
These people lost, man.
They need help.
They need spiritual help.
They don't realize that their battle is a spiritual battle.
It's a warfare between good and evil.
And they have clearly been turned away from their fathers by their mothers.
And they have their mother's identity, but yearning for the father's identity.
Let's talk about, let's talk about this for a second.
So women all around America are trying to become men.
And I think it's really interesting that at the same time while we're fighting for women and we're claiming that we're trying to support them, men are becoming women and women are becoming men, or at least that's what the world says.
But I don't think that's possible.
I don't think it's possible to change your gender.
I don't think it's not linked to sex.
I think that the world's gone psychologically crazy.
And that I don't think there's anything, there's no such thing as being a transgender male or a female.
And that's why they don't want to hear anyone opposing what they're saying, the words they make up, because they don't want to be reminded that they are wrong.
The same thing with the word racism and sexism, homophobiaism, Islamophobiaism, dead-bedadism, white supremacism, anti-Semitism, no isms.
It's either right or wrong, good or evil.
But these people have intimidated those who want to tell the truth.
We got to overcome the fear because these women are going out of control.
And we see it in our government.
We see it in the schools, in the homes.
We see it everywhere because of the weakness of the father.
They have intimidated the fathers.
They have threatened to put fathers in prisons and jails.
All these different words they're making up about men.
The men are afraid to stand up, but the men are needed.
When men are weak, women and children go out of control.
We have in Los Angeles, they are recalling the governor, Gavin Newson, I believe his name is.
They are recalling him.
And so we have different people running for governor to take his place.
We have a male that wears a dress by the name of Bruce Jenner.
Yeah, that's him.
That's a male in a dress.
And we have dumb Republicans who are supporting him just because he said that he is a Republican.
How can a male in a dress run a city when he doesn't even know that he's a male?
This man gets up every morning and put on a dress.
How is he going to run the city if he has these type of problems, can't recognize that he's a man?
But the Republican Party needs to start coming back to normalcy.
The Republican Party is no longer in the Republican Party.
It's the Democratic Party.
They're all the same now.
We only have a one-party system now, and that's the far-left Democratic Party.
They are support, some of them are supporting a man in a dress running for governor of California of California who is calling himself a woman.
Who is sicker, the society or the man in the dress?
So, with Republicans and all these people trying to be confused about what a man and a woman is, on YouTube now and on social media, they're saying that even we're not allowed to look to biology to describe what a woman is.
And this is why, this is why I want to roast women is because women wanted rights and they wanted to fight for their place in society.
But I think that the civil rights movement actually set women back because I don't think that women are happier today.
Do you think that the civil rights movement put women ahead or do you think that they're worse off than they were?
Why in society am I supposed to accept that as being a woman?
Like, this is why women aren't taken seriously.
And I think that it's women are to blame and men and weak men that are controlled by women are to blame for this stuff becoming normalized in society.
Because any like straight male that's that's masculine, that's living God's plan for his life is going to look at this and they're going to ground their child for doing something like this.
They're like, no, not in my household.
We don't do this.
But the world says that this, they confuse it and they confuse what it means to be a man or a woman.
And I think that it's really crazy because I think that you're right about women were made to be the helpmate.
I think there's a lot of really great women.
I think sometimes we've even seen in the Bible that there have been female judges or there have been times where some females have had to lead when no strong men stepped up.
But we're told today that men should step down and that women should be the leaders, that they were actually made to be that.
And it's the patriarchy that keeps them down.
Who's spreading the message that men should step down, the patriarchy should end, and that it's the time for women to lead?
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It says here that Democratic Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is giving interviews solely to black or brown journalists.
Local reporters announced on social media, Lightfoot said that she is giving priority to journalists of color temporarily.
Several journalists from the Chicago area, including Mary Ann Ahern, a political journalist at NBC5 Chicago, have claimed that Lightfoot is only giving one-on-one interviews to reporters of color.
Why is it that it's okay for women to be sexist and for people of color to be racist, but it's they say at the same time that sexism and racism are bad?
Because any woman that has sex out of wetlot is a slut.
And any man that has sex out of wetlot is a slut maker.
And men do not want to marry sluts because they know if a woman sleep with you and not marry, she's going to sleep with you with someone else while married to you or even dating you.
So women who have sex out of wetlot without being married are sluts.
They're looking for the man's real love, not the sex.
But they're out of control, man.
And now they're trying to prove to themselves that they are equal to men.
They're the same as a man.
If a man can do it, why can't I do it?
They're trying to prove to themselves, but not realizing that they are making fools of themselves and they're looking awful.
And it's just getting worse.
And if you notice, they have no respect even for their children.
Putting their children out there like that, telling the world that I'm a slut and this is my child.
The kids are going to have to live with that when they become adults.
Because once you're on the internet like that, it stays there.
And as these kids get older and go to school, somebody's going to pull up the picture of their slutty mother, don't know who she slept with, have no idea who the father's daddy is.
I mean, the child's daddy is.
This is going to be going on from generation to generation.
I thought that we were bringing this up and that you were actually going to explain that maybe finally you decided you would decide that you were going to get married.
The nice thing about this, though, that if you think about it, the nice thing is that if you ever lost your job, if you get canceled, you didn't have money, this person probably doesn't need to eat for a while and could survive.
So they would be loyal through the good times.
I'm not even fat shaming.
I'm just saying they're very squishy.
I'm sorry, but what is going on there?
Someone told me I'm not allowed to attack people's appearances.
And I just said, I am definitely allowed to because there are some appearances.
As a matter of fact, being a man, you have a responsibility to correct these women.
And that's what real love is.
Real love is telling the truth without hating.
We're not supposed to resent them, don't judge them because they literally cannot help themselves.
They have no love.
They've been turned away from their father.
So they looking for, they're looking for peace.
They're looking for a sense of identity.
And so they think that this is going to do it.
But men have a responsibility to correct the woman rather than going along with the mess that's inside of her.
Women are looking for men to correct them.
They'll take a weak man and use him and control him, but they prefer a man that they cannot control because that man will correct them, bring them out of the insanity of their mind and their situation.
But it's hard to find men like that today because they have destroyed the man.
I mean, but I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think that's a woman.
I mean, if we can bring that back on the screen for a second, I'm not sure what's going on there.
There's a lot.
There's a lot to unpack.
Let me read this to you.
This is so crazy.
The rent is $302 per month in an 8x8 room.
Okay with noise.
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SWers?
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An online advertisement for a room opening in an Antifa housing collective and unregulated prostitution facility in Portland has gone viral after being met by a barrage of ridicule by social media users.
An advertisement for the creatures co-op.
Wow, they call themselves creatures.
Jesse, when people say that they're satanic and they're whores and they're sluts and they're creatures, why are we the ones that get in trouble for calling them, for calling them what they call themselves?
And also when they say it, we better believe it because it's serious.
But we shouldn't get in trouble for telling the truth.
And if men didn't have fear, they would not consider getting in trouble for telling the truth.
We got to tell the truth.
We got to put the truth out there so it could deal with the lie.
We must tell the truth.
We have no other choice.
And it's interesting.
And you're right.
I couldn't tell that that fat person was a male or female.
But we got to tell the truth because if we don't, it's going to get worse.
They now have drag queens, men who are dressing up to look like a female going into the library and doing what they call drag shows in front of the children.
A father would never let that happen, not an alpha father.
You would never let that happen to your children, but a woman is most likely to allow that to happen than a man.
A woman, a really quality woman, likes to do a theory that I call nesting.
So God made for men to lead the woman.
And I believe that women should get married and have kids and that their home becomes the place that they focus on building and making nice.
And as a man, you provide for your family.
She builds, she makes the house look nice.
She raises the kids.
And, you know, the sad part is, is that it's supposed to be beautiful.
She likes her hair is beautiful.
She's supposed to like, you know, look beautiful.
The Bible says that the hair is her beauty.
And her home is one of the things that she likes to make beautiful as well, the little decorations and all the stuff, interior decorating.
Well, the whorehouse in Portland that they're trying to get people, this is what it looks like.
And I'm not talking badly about people who struggle financially, but what they're trying to say is that living here is what's good for a woman.
Do you think that a woman with a quality, godly woman would thrive in a room like this in a whorehouse where transgender bisexual swingers have loud, obese sex?
No, a decent woman would never consider living in a place like that.
She would live outside before she moved into adults like that.
And it's interesting in that these women pretend to be offended when men hit on them.
They accuse the men of being rapists and all that kind of crap.
But yet, oh, if the man look at them, they're half naked and a man should look at them.
They call that sexist.
But yet, all they do is promote sex.
They're all about promoting sex.
It's like insanity.
They don't know what they want.
They say, a man should look at me.
He's a sexist if he does.
But then what does she do?
She walks around half naked so that the man can look at her.
Down in Miami, Florida, I haven't seen it, but I was told that they have a beach down in Miami, Florida, that the women go topless and they have no shame about that as well.
Even though with floppy breasts, you know, sometimes those breasts fall or whatever.
They go to the beach with just no shame with floppy, nasty breath.
We got to get the men back in order, man.
It's time for men to return.
It's not normal for a man to have a woman over him.
The man should be over the woman.
It's not normal to have fear and catering to the ego of the woman.
We got to help women overcome their fallen state.
And that's what's needed right now in this country.
And the first, the woman you showed there that she looked like she lost weight, right?
She's real skinny now.
But a lot of women are doing that.
They're going from one extreme to another one.
Either they eat and become fat Or they use stuff to become skinny, but they're still unhappy women.
They're not going to find peace within themselves until they return to their fathers.
They really need to forgive their mothers for turning them away from their fathers and forgive their fathers for not protecting them from their mothers and love their fathers.
Don't hate their fathers.
And once they do that, then they'll find peace within themselves.
God will forgive them and they wouldn't have to do all these insane things to try to find peace for themselves.
They're never going to find it until they drop the anger.
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Well, if it's done in the right way, it would be impossible to make them weird and a whore.
But the problem is religion is weak today.
You got women who are pretending to be preachers and they are teaching these young people all the wrong things.
Women who are saying that they are bishops and preachers and pastors and God never intended for a woman to be over men.
They never intended for women to teach.
And even men, they intellectually, they know the Bible.
These beta male preachers, they know the Bible, but they don't know God.
So they are teaching these people the Bible, but they are not pointing them back to the Father how to overcome evil and return to good.
And that's what the problem is.
And a lot of times these mothers in charge are taking these kids to church and it's just not working out because the churches are now weak.
They have allowed the secular society to get in and brainwash the children in the wrong manner.
And if they don't love their fathers, you can know the Bible until the cows come home.
You can go to church every day.
But if you don't love your earthly father, you would never know God.
You'll know about him, but you won't know him.
And the problem with a lot of these young people like this, they're learning the Bible, but they're being turned away from their fathers by their mothers and grandmothers in their home.
And that is pure evil.
And that's why they're turning out in this manner.
And they're blaming it on God, of course, because the world hate God.
They hate the image of God, which is the man.
Men are the image of God because they're sons of God.
Even though they may have been turned away, it's just a son that's been turned away from the father.
But once they come back to the father, they will be fine.
And then you wouldn't end up with any type of situation because you cannot go wrong when you love your father.
Yeah, I see Demi Lovato's currently studying her Masters of Divinity.
We're back.
We're literally back to the started.
And, you know, this is something interesting too.
Let's talk about female privilege for a second.
So do you remember back in January at the Capitol, people talked about how it was so horrible because a bunch of white racist men, they said, stormed the Capitol.
But do you remember this when nearly 600 women marched on the Capitol?
And it says several hundred protesters, mostly women joined by Democratic lawmakers, took center stage on Capitol Hill in a protest of the president's immigration policies, chanting we care and abolish ICE.
And it even says that politicians actually joined them, Democrat politicians.
Look at that.
And they were disabled and they were disabled women screaming in the courts of the Capitol after storming it with babies.
And they were praised.
But when people stormed the Capitol, they were met with violence and they were called terrorists.
Why are women allowed to commit acts of terrorism?
Liberal women in wheelchairs, why are they allowed to be terrorists?
Because they know that women bring evil upon the earth and they know that straight white conservative Christian men bring good.
And that's why they're trying to destroy the men and not the women.
They want the women out of control.
They want the chaos.
They want the confusion so that they can use these women for personal gain.
That's why it's happening.
If you notice that when you look at this Black Lives Matter, far-left liberal radical socialist, fat, black, lesbian, Black Lives Matter, they have no love.
They're about destruction.
They have burned down the country.
They'll kill.
They rob.
They attack.
They want to defund the police department.
They are out of control.
But oh, no problem.
Peaceful protest.
A few white guys go to the Capitol and all of a sudden you got to investigate them, put them in prisons, and call them white supremacists because they know if they can get rid of the straight white conservative Christian man, it's over for America.
America will become a socialist, communist, out-of-control society.
So they want to lift up the evil women and destroy the men because they want to control the people.
Yeah, and that's why even this is why this is like California, even Republicans are saying that this is going to be the governor.
But, you know, we know that Caitlin or whatever, Bruce or whatever they're going by today, that they, you know, had an incident where they couldn't even drive.
Remember, they killed somebody on the freeway in a driving accident.
And we actually, I think, Sav, you're telling me we have footage of that.
Yeah, society is upside down, man, but we got to turn it back over.
We got to stand it back up straight.
And because there's no way I am a conservative Republican, and I used to be a Democrat when my heart, when God changed my heart from hate to love, I became a conservative.
And I did that because I read the platform of God, family, country, constitution, individuality, and freedom in America.
And that's what I want back in my country.
And I'm willing to fight for it.
And there are other young men and women who are starting to wake up and they too are starting to stand up.
So we're going to change all this.
There's no way on earth I would vote for a man in a dress and be aware of it.
Bruce Jenner, just because he pretended to be a conservative, he doesn't know that he's a male.
And there's no way this man embarrassed his own family, his children, by going public as a female in a dress.
He didn't even care about his own children.
There's no way he's going to care about California.
This is about Bruce Jenner, not about California.
So we got to vote in men and women who are going to stand up for what is right, not these type of people.
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