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April 23, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Woke TikToks That Will Make You Sterile | Guest: Lauren Southern | Ep 147

There is nobody I’d rather explore the worst parts of SJW social media with than my friend Lauren Southern. We all know how bad things are getting, but these new TikToks are enough to make you sterile. From pronoun BS to making out in masks, these people need a whole lot of Jesus and gave us a whole lot of laughs.

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Wearing a mask is sexy.
Wearing a mask is hot.
Wearing a mask makes your butt look better than doing a million squats.
Wearing a mask is cute.
Wearing a mask is cool.
Wearing a mask is for people who did above average in school.
I can't master the feeling when you're wearing a mask.
What turns me on is listening to scientific facts.
A mask is the accessory to turn a six into a ten.
Cause stopping viral spread makes me spread my legs.
Amen.
Look how flexible I am!
Just please make it stop.
We gotta stop this bull.
Seriously.
I feel like that's the last thing that you watch before you just like finally turn gay from the vaccines or whatever's going on in the world today.
I'm not exactly sure how that all works, but I mean, we've gotten to new levels of absolute madness in this country.
It really has not gotten better.
People have lost their minds, which is why I wanted to bring on a friend and also an amazing guest, filmmaker, and author, Lauren Southern.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
This is why the Islamists hate us.
And they have a point.
Inshallah, brothers.
Like, this is enough.
This has gone way too far.
I feel like after watching that video, I'm like, strap a vest on me, Aluwa Akbar.
Like, this is, dude, I will, I will, and I will go.
I will go.
I will be the, I will, I will be the prophet.
Send me.
Oh, man.
So this is why we get in trouble on the show, and which is why I wanted to invite you on.
I just want to clarify, before we get into any of this, I've been really learning a lot about pronouns, a lot about gender.
Are you still a man?
I'm only a man in Ontario, technically.
So it was my provincial ID that I switched to mail in less than three hours.
I'll have you know.
That's how rigorous the process is in Canada.
But isn't that interesting?
You can, people sometimes think of gender fluidity, but mine is actually fluid by location.
Borders I cross change my gender.
Yeah, I feel like people in Ontario, you said it's Ontario.
So the guys there probably look at you.
Speaking of that, it's not just the video.
Everyone feels a little gay around you.
I'm sure.
They're like, that's the first man that I've genuinely just thought is hot.
It's like, what a weird thing.
So it's like, it's just weird.
You could be gay in Ontario, but straight in like Australia or the United States.
It's a weird thing.
Yeah, yeah.
I did have one incident.
Like, normally I won't use that ID.
It's just kind of something that I keep as a little token.
But I did have one incident where I forgot my ID and I was going to a bar and I had to use that one.
And I literally saw the bartender do a double take on my ID because, you know, they're reading the details.
They're trying to find the date.
And he saw the gender bit.
What?
Great passing, Lauren.
Yeah, you did a good job.
Yeah, you pass.
You do look pretty good for a dude.
You look pretty odd for a man.
On that note, we're going to be talking about a lot.
A lot of books, Lauren.
It's been years.
You've been doing this for years.
I want to get your take on a lot of this stuff.
On that note, guys, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
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So Lauren, for the sake of this, because we're not allowed to really talk about protected classes, I'm just going to go ahead and let you know that as a fellow member of the LGBTQIA community myself, I'm non-binary.
My audience knows this in the state of California.
So we got to, so it's like, I guess I'm not even gay for you in Ontario.
I'm like non-binary for you.
This is a very diverse show we've got today.
They ask why we have problems with giving people puberty blockers when they're children, when the test to find out what your gender identity is.
Hi, I'm a doctor and I have to say yes to anything you say or I will lose my job.
Yeah.
One hour, that's the diagnosis and you can cut your genitals off if you're 14.
No worries.
Blaying the peepee of children's is what 2021 has come down to.
I need to talk to you about pronouns.
I got to talk to you about these.
We got to get into this because it's so confusing these days.
It's so confusing these days.
I mean, I thought I knew things, but this really endearing article from a website.
I swear to my audience, I didn't find this article.
I wasn't there.
I'm not looking at the stuff in my secret time when my wife's asleep.
No, I'm just kidding.
Savannah, my producer, found this article from the Gay Times.
Did you even know?
Did you know there was an article called The Gay Times, Lauren?
This doesn't surprise me.
Nothing surprises me anymore, Elijah.
Nothing.
I read the news and I see people all of Twitter defending children having knife fights as just fun little playtime.
And I'm like, no, not even surprised.
Nothing surprises me.
Well, this is a different kind of sword fight, Lauren.
That's going here.
Gay Times.
I was like, I was going in for the they, them, for the it's, Z-Zersms.
And then somebody, Love Simon star, Kayon Lonsdale, which don't know what that is, actually now revealed that their preferred pronoun is a tree.
It's actually just is tree.
It says here that Kayon Lonsdale has revealed their pro, their preferred pronoun is tree rather than he.
Oh, the Australian performer.
It's all, it's you guys that are doing this stuff.
Yeah, we're getting pretty bad.
Yeah, who was best known for his starring role in the Flash and Love Simon discussed pronouns with fans on a QA and clarified saying, okay, this might sound stupid.
And you know, when someone says that, it's going to sound stupid, but I don't care.
I don't think this is offensive, but I don't want to go by he anymore.
I just want to go by tree.
And what the this makes perfect sense to me.
Me.
I'm actually convinced that a lot of people we think are left-wing are actually far-right accelerationists.
And I would not be surprised at all if this guy sat in a room in a condo, probably doing some illicit drugs with his friends, saying, Hey, hey, guys, I bet I could go on TV and get everyone to call me a tree, and no one can say anything about it, or they'll be a bigot.
And all of his friends were like, No way, dude, I bet you $100.
And he went and did it, and he's having a laugh now.
I've sat and I just wonder because I've been in media for a long time and I've sat down with people from Vice, from BuzzFeed.
I've met a lot of people in the far-left sphere.
I know people that I still talk to that are far-left influencers that hide the fact they agree with so much that the right-wing believe, and they are completely BSing everything they say publicly because they know they'll lose their job otherwise.
And I am genuinely convinced a lot of them are doing favors to the right wing by taking the piss.
If we just, it's like ripping a band-aid off.
We can have this ridiculousness go on for like 10 more years slowly, but if we just let it get real crazy, real fast, tree pronouns, free children's knife fights, everything all at once, burning the country down, we'll just get it over with quicker, rebuild the system.
And that's the way we gotta go.
The accelerationist arc.
Yeah, and think about this: J.R. O'Tolkin, who authored The Lord of the Rings, was way ahead of this dude.
Remember this?
He had tree people, he had tree people in his series.
This is like this guy was LGBTQ.
We didn't even know Harry Potter, right?
The author's always talking about how everyone happens to be gay and they're doing more than just spells with their wands.
And now we're finding out J.R. Or Tolkien, the Christian author, was actually the queerest of them all.
I am, this, I'm shook.
Welcome.
You know, it would be funny if we had an author that did the opposite.
So, like, you have Jared, or not J.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling going back and making all of her characters like black and gay after the fact.
What if you had like a progressive artist or a book that everyone loved, and they just went back and they were like, not Gimli's actually a white nationalist?
You know, they just went back and did the opposite.
Everyone's like, stop ruining it.
Yeah, we find out Sauron was just from Lord of the Rings was just like an unarmed black guy.
It's like, that's actually true.
No, it is true.
I like my.
Are you on the screen, Sab?
Can you pop on here for a second?
Oh, she can't.
You can't pop on.
She came up right now with the idea of a new thing called LB Tree Q instead of like LG Tree Q. That's what she said.
And I like it.
So, let's bring this up.
So, the utter disdain and narcissism that people think that we would even give like two craps about what they want to be called, like, it doesn't even matter for the most part.
Like, it doesn't matter.
This is like, it's not Starbucks, right?
You're not walking around asking everyone, like, oh, what's the name for your order?
Nobody really cares what you call yourself.
This is an irrelevant conversation.
This is the, this is what has happened in our society.
There was this girl, um, there's a cesspool of something that will degenerate your heart quicker than pornhub.com.
It's called TikTok.
The kids are all doing it.
It's crazy.
But, but this, this, this person, I want to play this for you, and then I want to dissect this because, yeah, again, like I said, what the fuck?
Honestly, here we go.
Nobody needs you to advocate for how difficult it is to use gender-neutral pronouns.
Nobody said that the gender binary was easy.
These are not my preferred pronouns.
These are my pronouns.
You will use them, or you will not refer to me at all.
If you misgender me by mistake, fix it and move on.
I don't need your elaborate apology.
I don't care how many times you say sorry.
Just don't do it again.
Moreover, if someone else misgenders me, it is never your job to tell them that it's okay.
Because it isn't.
I get it.
The discussion of the gender spectrum confuses you, and that's fine.
But if you don't know anything about it, don't speak on it.
Okay.
So this Ronald McDonald looking soulless, upside down, cat eye makeup.
That eyeliner is bad.
Let's start with the fashion.
Lauren, can you break down the fashion choice here and just take us through the unchecked mental illness that got us to this location?
Yeah, there's quite a concoction of mental illness here.
I honestly, we'd have to bring in a few experts.
Actually, you know what?
Screw the doctors.
We need an exorcist at this point.
I think the problem we have is we used to have just kind of more libertarian, like bottom of the political spectrum emos that were just shy.
You just, society doesn't get me.
Nobody gets me.
And they just would cry in a corner and leave everyone alone.
And that was the nice era of emos kind of in the 2010s.
You know, now we've got authoritarian emos.
They're like, no, you guys will accept my lived experience.
I am sad and I am cutting myself.
And these are my pronouns.
And you guys will talk about it.
And you will do what I say.
And you will be sad and mad about the world too.
Or else.
We just got the era of authoritarian emos and it's terrible.
Yeah, they went from cutting themselves to like cutting apart like the entire Western civilization.
It's like just shut shut up.
It's like literally, it's like you won't, then you won't refer to me.
It's like, first of all, I don't even talk to people like you.
I actually hang out with constructive individuals that want better for themselves.
And I'm not, okay, I'm being so mean here, but it's like, it's like, you're asking me to be mean.
You guys lied to us.
You said that you want to be left alone.
You don't want to be left alone.
Now you want to control language entirely and you want to redefine my entire society.
I mean, that's, like you said, it's like, I was cool with just leaving you in the corner of school and then like reporting you to the school counselor on suicide watch.
Like, why has this got to be mainstream American culture now?
This really started like right when I was at the end of high school.
And I remember it.
I remember actually feeling bad at one point because I was like, man, I don't think I have enough problems.
Every single person they invited to speak at the school, every single, even at church, like community club and everything, they'd have someone go up and speak.
And it would always be someone with a sad story.
And they're like, my life was really hard.
And this was the difficulties I went through.
It was never, hey, I'm freaking awesome.
I've achieved all these things.
I'm awesome.
Here's all my medals.
We actually had a guy come speak at our school when I was in grade 11.
And I will never forget this for the rest of my life.
I can't say either of the words, but his speech was called N-Word F word.
That was the speech.
Whole stadium of our progressive school sat in the stands.
And the white girl who ran the student council comes up and says, Enward F word, welcome this guy's speech.
And everyone was like, what?
And it was just a story of growing up as a gay black man and how difficult that life was.
And everyone in school kind of got to this point where it was like, so we aren't important.
We won't be able to speak at school conferences.
We won't have a story unless we have some sort of struggle or difficulty.
And we aren't living in Africa.
We're not poor.
We're all pretty okay.
You know, the social systems in Canada are all right.
So we got to find a problem here or we're not interesting.
I'm pretty sure I dated a girl for a month in high school then because I was like, well, damn, I got to be interesting somehow.
That's the only way.
Is that when you figured out you wanted to be a man?
Was that the first time you had feelings of masculinity?
I can't, you always try it once.
That is not good advice.
Gay.
Try it once.
No returns.
I don't think there's any returns on that policy.
I think once you're in, you're in.
How do you know you're not gay if you haven't tried it?
That's the peer pressure to get into it.
But now, young kids, it's like, that is 100% the influence they have.
You have not had an interesting life.
You have no story to tell.
You have no control over society or the people around you.
You will get stepped on by everyone and controlled by everyone, and you won't even be allowed to speak up, especially if you're like this girl who is a white woman.
If she just went in there with blonde hair and no weird stuff and she was cisgender, people would be like, shut up, white feminist.
We don't want to hear from you.
We're tired of white women controlling politics.
So she actually, to an extent, she doesn't have a choice.
She probably looked in the mirror and she was like, well, I guess I'm going to go get a perm and get a bunch of piercings, dye it orange, and become non-binary.
Otherwise, I'm not going to be able to get a job.
Yeah, are you an interesting?
Are you an interesting?
Be gay.
You know, it's like, if gay ain't working out for you, just do something else, whatever is made up today.
And that's why, like, check this out.
So, speaking of Ronald McDonald-looking people, there's like, I like how like Sav you write in the script.
These are my pronouns, rainbow girl.
Like, you don't even know how to define this person.
Like, she's not the only one, right?
This pronoun conversation, I'm laughing about it and probably cursing a little more than I should on a Blaze TV show, probably more than I should as a Christian in general.
But, like, there's not, I mean, it's like, really?
It's curse words what's wrong with this country?
I mean, these pronouns are innocuous in and of themselves.
These are destroying people's lives.
I mean, if you're going to curse, I guess now's the time.
But, like, can we just get this girl on the screen for a second on the next video before we even play the video?
Can we just, can we just get her there?
Can we just get this person on the screen?
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
I think that is, I don't know.
There's a lot to talk about here.
There's a lot going on here.
There's a lot to unpack here, Elijah.
I haven't even played the video yet.
And some things currently look like they're already coming unpacked at the moment.
So let's go to play this.
And I need to just get your, you can come in from this video, okay?
I need you to just like, we're going to listen.
You bring the thoughts right when we come out of it.
Here we go.
Just a friendly reminder that my pronouns are she and they.
Just a funny reminder that my pronouns are she.
Auto-tuned pronouns.
Oh, they're auto-tuning.
They're doing it.
We're here.
Do this is now.
Bring it.
Bring it, Lauren.
I need to hear your thoughts.
I am speechless.
Okay, first, okay.
I miss when people like this were confined to like Tumblr.
This is also another problem.
We got rid of Tumblr porn, and then all these people came and invaded Twitter and TikTok and the rest of the internet.
If we just left them on Tumblr with their porn and their cesspit, it would have been fine, but Tumblr had to go and ban porn, and then they all came to the rest of the internet, like Twitter.
How can someone's pronouns be she and they?
Why can't you just stick with she?
Why not just make what happened to having basic courtesy for other people and just trying to make it easy for them?
Why do you have to have two?
That's selfish.
Just pick one.
Can I have seven?
Can they?
I mean, I suppose I have my heat.
Okay.
If your producer doesn't stop playing that video, I'm going to link.
Cut it out now.
It's like, cut it off.
She's going to hang up.
Just a friendly reminder.
My pronouns are she and they.
That's literally, that is like the tune you hear as you're being like, you're descending to hell when you realize like you rejected God.
And that's like playing.
It's getting like, that's like literally as you're going down Lil Nas's act stripper pole into hell to go to get raped by the devil.
And you have like, just a friendly reminder.
That my pronouns are she and they.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry, Lauren, for bringing it up.
I'm just fashion choices here.
Okay, everyone has colored hair right now.
My husband and I, when we walk through cat crowds, we'll be pointing it out.
We'll be like, there's another one, there's another one.
What is going on?
And it never looks good in real life.
You can make these things look good in video, but in real life, it's very straw, like, because you have to bleach it.
You can always see the regrowth.
People only film when they've just died it.
It doesn't look good in real life.
I'm sorry, people.
The painting the nose red.
What is with all these Rudolph Gen Z makeup artists?
Like, just put a little bit of, that's a little bit of red on the tip of my nose.
It's partially, it's this weird trying to look like a little kid, like infantile.
I kind of look like my little pony aesthetic.
I've got the red nose and I'm so cute and kawaii.
it's really gross.
Every single aspect of our culture is so infantile and I don't get the attraction to it.
Why do you, Why do people want to seem like they are useless?
Why do people want to give off the vibe that they are completely and utterly incapable of controlling their own life?
Like this video just screams to me.
I live in my mother's house and watch makeup tutorials all day while just posting black squares on Instagram and screaming at people and doing absolutely nothing constructive for my community, my family.
In fact, they all probably hate me.
Yeah, I was going to say, you know, when I, wait, put it on full screen here for a second, Savannah.
I was trying to figure out what she reminded me of.
Look, look, she reminded me of, can you go to my screen?
She reminds me of a lorike, a tropical lorikeet.
Like, it's like, she's got that tropical bird-like look going.
I'm so sorry, but like, it's like, dude, I don't know what she was, I don't know what she was thinking, but she reminds me of a, she just reminds me of an animal.
And we've digressed in evolution.
We're going backwards.
I don't even believe in macrocosmic evolution the way that people, that people push it.
I don't think there's much evidence even for that.
It takes more faith to believe than what I do.
But I mean, at this point, honestly, if you told me that woman is like, is like one step away from being a human and was a Laura Keith 6,000 years ago, I'd believe you.
I would believe you.
If you told me she got released from a zoo and started gaining human attributes, I put that.
I believe it.
Okay, wait, let me.
You got to make one of those books where they add like the animal morphing into the human.
Animorph.
We're like all anamorphs.
You gotta make a Laura Keith anamorph of her.
That would be good.
I just want to quickly, yeah, if you could just make that on Photoshop right now, that would be great.
This is all of this, though, it's a shortcut to a personality.
It's so, it's like, I haven't done anything interesting.
I don't have like this epic story where I got, you know, blown up in Afghanistan.
I, you know, haven't been through some crazy court case.
I haven't done a marathon or worked.
Yeah, exactly.
I haven't done anything interesting in my life.
I haven't achieved anything.
I'm not a mathematician, a scientist.
I literally just sit in my mother's basement on Tumblr.
And so I've got to create personality traits.
I'm going to make myself as colorful as possible.
I am on the on the surface.
I am going to have all of these crazy pronouns and expectations of people who talk to me because that is what makes me interesting, not actually the things I've done.
And there's something very tragic about it.
Really tragic, actually.
There's just, there's this giant chasm of emptiness and lack of any real substance to these people who are so colorful on the outside.
It's, I think the ancient philosophers would have had some great analysis of what's occurring now.
But unfortunately, all of those are dead.
And there's just us laughing into the chasm of darkness.
This is why, is that camera, do we have that camera anywhere, this camera on, that can show the clown pill?
Can we bring that on screen at all?
Are we way past that?
This is what I did to my producer, ask her to do things that are impossible.
Like, hey, is there any way you can activate a new camera while we're on air?
No, you don't have to do it.
Okay.
We have a clown pill design because that's what we're doing.
We're clown pilled here now.
You have to just laugh at everything.
And we're going to get through some more of this, this extremism, this left-wing, like you said, authoritarian emoism.
We got to bring that word back.
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Like there'll be a beep on my phone and someone will be like, what's that?
And I'm like, oh, that's just Benjamin, my federal agent.
Don't worry about that.
Or I'll get really angry and say, like, oh, I just could kill this person right now, dear FBI.
By the way, I just want you to know that in Minecraft, that was a joke.
Like, every time, gotta add the little note for my feds.
See, here's the thing is like, I know that they've gone into YouTube, but I don't, I've recently had some like pretty problems with the feds.
And so like, they for sure were like, yeah.
And so I actually still don't know.
I had to like, there's a lot of things I actually can't explain on air, but let's just say I have all new devices and there's a lot of things going on, a lot of encryption happening on my end, a lot of start mail kind of stuff.
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And I'm not paranoid.
It's just that feds really did get involved in my ish and obtain things from tech companies and stuff.
And I have to just be careful because they're just trying to find reasons to pin me for things.
And I know that's what they do to you too.
That's what they do to all of us.
People don't realize it's not just big tech companies.
Like the government and the deep state and these people really do try to destroy your life while they're pushing.
Like they say we're a threat while people are cutting off children's pee pee.
Like that's like, I don't know.
I have been sat down and questioned for hours and hours on end by US government.
And some of the conversations we have, I'm like, are we really?
They went through my phone and I'm like, yeah, no worries.
And they asked me to explain a chat that was called Mega.
And they were like, why would you be in a mega chat?
Like at the time, I was like, that's the acting president.
Why can't I be in a chat that says make your country great again?
If the greatest threat to your country right now is someone who wants to make your country great, you're in a pretty good position or you're just bad insane.
But my favorite part about this questioning period is when they went through my phone, they found one of those memes of the FBI guy typing on the computer.
And you know how it's like people will make joke Twitter accounts.
They're like, yes, tell us about your favorite shooting.
I am definitely not an FBI agent.
And they just found one of those memes of the FBI guy and they asked me to explain it to them.
And I was like, well, it's a little awkward.
It's you guys what you're doing right now?
Yeah, I'm being interrogated by the feds, and that's kind of what I'm talking about.
It's like, Jerry, that's you in a cart, too.
Officer Jerry, this is a that's this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, no, aren't you banned from the U.S.?
Isn't that true?
Um, well, I tried to go in three times and they wouldn't let me in every time.
I don't know about banned, we'll see, but definitely they make it very tricky for me to try to enter the country, even if I just want to do a um, even if I just want to stop by to take another flight out, which is interesting.
I have no criminal record, no criminal intent.
You know, even if I'm with my baby, it's like, all right, bring that baby in for questioning.
We're gonna play the Barney theme song for 48 hours, like this is Guitanamo Bay, and see if we can get him to speak up.
So he might be one of those kids, he could be like one of those not dangerous kids that play with knives out in neighborhoods for fun, like we were talking about earlier.
I do want to get into this, though.
Let's talk about some of this stuff.
Let's talk about this next pronoun video.
This girl specifically has a new pronoun, and I just need to introduce it to you before we discuss it any further.
It's actually its is the is the, I think that's video five, Savannah.
Here's how to use it's its pronouns in a sentence: it is such a great person, its smile is so contagious.
In fact, I saw it make a whole audience smile.
I think it should be very proud of itself.
And I just wanted to remind you all that pronouns are a personal choice.
They should be chosen by you and you alone.
Pronouns are about what you want to be called.
If you don't see your pronouns as dehumanizing, then they are not dehumanizing for you.
And that's all that matters.
I love you.
I love you.
I'm so proud of you for staying curious about yourself.
This is my favorite one.
This is my favorite one out of all of them because I believe it is a pronoun already.
That one is he, she, it absolutely already existed.
Every single, like, like, actual far right-winger, whenever they saw someone who looked like this or had the Ronald McDonald's hair, they'd be like, oh, look at it over there.
Check it out.
We actually, I suppose, it's the far right that have been the most progressive this whole time by calling gender non-conforming people.
It's wow.
And to think they were demonizing the far right this entire time.
It turns out the far right was the real progressives in all this.
Look that Scooby-doo moment where they pull it off and they're like they pull the mask off like it was you all along.
You know, not only does this girl okay, she's like, she looks like one of those girls that would just like that.
She looks okay, i'm just gonna say it.
She looks like one of those, those girls that like and you know, it's just like narcissistic, walking around using pronouns like she's just like you has sandpaper hands, talking to you about pronouns most non-romantic moment in history and I honestly, when it just comes down to this, I have to agree with you.
I think it is a real, I think it is a real pronoun.
I think they has already been a pronoun too like they are not here.
Oh, I don't know who they are.
We've always used that and he and she.
But I want to talk to you about something else.
Uh, it's not just the genders and the pronouns that have gone out of control.
What's up with all this fear cult like?
There's this fear cult going around right now that has forever destroyed Western civilization.
A lot of people out there uh, i'm not mad that people fell for the fear scam tactics.
I'm just mad at the people who forever destroyed the psyche and made people in free, beautiful western countries forever afraid of germs that have a 99.9 survival rate.
Um, I mean, yeah, it does break my heart, honestly.
It really does.
Check out this video, video seven, I think, here at Savannah.
People have gone mad.
I don't know if you know about the masks and the way that people have gotten obsessed with these, but this is a recent video.
This is a real video.
And this is where we're at right now.
So, for those of you guys watching, this is a couple making out at the beach in masks.
I'm not even that.
Do you?
I think we should take this to the end.
I think we should only be allowed to leave our house if we like see we should first of all get like installations into our jawline where we can put in our electronic mask and the door will open, but only once we've clicked that mask in.
And then it can have, like, when you go to raves and you have people that have the shirts that light up and will do different, they'll like bounce to the music.
It'll have that on the front of the mask and it'll show your expressions, like a little electronic smiley face and sad face.
And then the government will take over all our masks.
So if we ever say something bad about them, it'll garble our voices.
And whenever we see Biden, all our masks will show happy faces.
We'll be good.
I think we should just take it to the bitter end.
Literally, literally.
I am so ready for the system to implode.
Like, I genuinely have more in common now with far left Twitter than with whatever the sorry excuse for right-wing, you know, the right-wing defense league has become.
Everyone's so weak and soft today.
At least the left is like, let the system burn to the ground.
And I'm like, actually, not a bad idea.
No, I didn't mean physically burn it down Minneapolis and Portland.
I'm saying like light small businesses on fire, but it's like I am so black pilled, Lauren.
So black pill.
I'm clown-pilled.
That's what it is.
It's so black pilled that you laugh at the destruction of your own civilization because there isn't a return from this.
It's going to have to fall apart.
It is.
The proverb says when there's moral rot within a nation, the government soon topples.
And it's like, that's true.
As the country has rot and we let this stuff become mainstream, it's like where people are making out with masks.
Check out this video where this girl explains that she's learning about how to speak and her gender identity from kids.
Listen, this is crazy.
I don't want to hear the pronouns are too hard.
I don't.
I just heard a four-year-old ask a five-year-old, Are you a girl today?
Five-year-old says, Yeah.
And four-year-old says, Okay.
You know, it's like, I feel like we're, I feel like we're in a visual, uh, one of those mall signs on a map.
It's like, you are here.
Like, like, it's like, this is where you're at.
And I feel like this is like a cultural one.
It's like, this is the point of society where we're now living in.
And can we also point out the hair too?
I mean, unpack this for me, Lauren, please.
I mean, you have a kid.
I just have a Savannah.
Actually, Savannah has a me.
But, but, but please.
Yeah, they, I mean, we've observed this throughout the history of the social justice movement that poisonous things usually identify themselves with bright colors.
You got the blue, the pink, the kind of semi-chubby white woman approaching her 30s.
That is the most dangerous thing today.
White women, and I say this as a fellow white woman, I apologize to my kind.
We are the most, we are the worst thing that happened to Western civilization.
We are destroying it.
And this is a big realization I had to have.
I spent all this time defending the West.
The West is the best.
I find myself agreeing way more with non-Westerners.
I remember when I was arrested in Turkey and I was sitting there with all of the Turkish intelligence officers.
I was facing five years in jail and they're questioning me.
And they brought up a picture of me wearing a burqa, holding a Karl Marx book and drinking soy milk.
And they were like, can you explain this to us?
And I was like, you know what?
There's.
No, I could sit here and try to lie to them and pretend I have no critiques of Islam and pretend that I don't have issues with mass immigration and Karl Marx, but it's all on the internet.
They're gonna find it anyway, so I might as well just be honest and go to jail.
Fine, told them all my opinions.
I was like, well, you know, I feel like Europe's a Christian nation and you know Turkey.
Here you're, you're Muslim, and that should be respected.
If a bunch of Christians came in and said you have to start accepting their beliefs, like forcefully, I don't think that would be good.
And they were all like yeah yeah, totally agree.
And then I even we went on to have more conversations about immigration.
I was like yeah, I feel like if you replaced Japan with, you know, a bunch of Swedish people, it wouldn't be quite like Japan, so we need assimilation.
And they were like that totally makes sense.
Yeah, and we ended up laughing and enjoying our conversation together me, this supposedly bigoted you know pro, only love the west individual, that leftists would say I just want to kill all brown people, which is ridiculous.
Having a laugh and enjoying my time with these Muslim Turkish intelligence officers that could have very well put me in jail completely agreed on everything, and I found this with every.
I was about to hire a guy who was a gay man from oh I can't remember, Malaysia and he was talking about the.
He's like I can't believe all these people jump up and down about the most ridiculous issues here, like there not being a pride flag outside a store, people man spreading, when back home I can get lashes for having my sexuality.
What the hell is going on here?
The only sane people are actually the immigrants coming in to Western culture.
So I'm at the point where I'm like all right, you know what?
I had some alt right guy tweet me the other day when I said we need to preserve native cultures and he was like they're savages they we, we don't need to preserve native cultures.
They run around and just spear things and run around naked.
It's ridiculous.
And I'm like, oh yeah, is that?
Is that somehow worse than you sitting on your computer eating chicken nuggies all day and complaining on the internet, because I actually think it's a lot more epic at least to go and hunt and kill your own food instead of have it arrive in Amazon boxes.
I'm so sick of it.
I'm so sick of it I've never thought about it.
But like running around naked with a spear, probably like that's, you know, I mean that's going on behind closed doors in San Francisco anyways, but it's like but it, but to be able to do it out in the wild, you know, and to run around and just like spear a spear, a freaking giraffe or something.
It's like I don't know why I picked a giraffe, it's really, those are really nice animals, but it's like I mean yeah, it's like a buffalo's, I'm gonna catch dinner and you're just like you're.
You know your, your man parts are swinging, the air is blowing, you have long hair, you're just, you don't have to shave anymore nothing, no deodorant, and just attacking something.
I mean it.
I mean talk about that's got to be simulation called like I used to on the Papua New Guinean cannibals a lot, and I was like, come on, they've got it.
Come on, you guys have to admit they've got a bad culture and we've A better one, come on, and leftists would not admit it.
Now, I take that back.
I would rather hang out with the Papua New Guinean cannibals, you know, maybe roast up my leg or something, eat it with them, than these people making TikTok videos about masks and pronouns.
Way rather hang out with them.
Our land, our land, the Australians, the Aboriginals.
This is our land.
I always hear that all the time.
But, you know, I mean, but and again, there's some very bad parts of native culture, like the fact that they pretty much made almost every species extinct that was around in Australia by setting fires to the forests and chasing the animals out and then massacring them and stuff, too, which is also like not exactly.
But okay, right now, though, if you pop one of these people, this dude doing his mask video in the middle of the woods in Australia, and you pop a native in the middle of the woods in Australia, he's masked dude's gonna die in about two hours.
Native guy will be like, I didn't even realize I was here.
I've been here for a month.
I built a house, having some snacks.
No worries.
Yeah, masked dude.
Well, maybe we should pop him in the forest.
Okay, that's that is just so we can experience life.
I got to talk to you about the craziness too with these people on this gun control.
I know that in Australia, you know, it's a little bit harder to obtain a gun in Canada.
I'm not entirely sure about their gun laws.
A lot of Canadians seem to move here, so I don't imagine they're amazing in all provinces.
But the absolute utter state of leftism has gotten down to this.
I'm going to put the link to the YouTuber.
I don't know who this is from, but I'll find it.
I think I know what YouTuber this is.
She went around talking to people about gun control in the wake of all these mass shootings that always conveniently happened close together around the same time that politicians are trying to push for gun control in the United States.
And I want to remind this woman, if we put her on the screen here for a second, video nine.
I'm not into fat shaming, but I just want to remind most Americans you have a greater chance of dying from your BMI than you do from a firearm.
And carb control can do more to save your life than gun control, myself included.
So not pointing fingers.
As I point one finger, two chins are hanging off me.
So let's go ahead and let's play this.
I don't know what to say.
It's kind of like a saying that I've kind of really thought of lately: is that you can't fire with fire.
If someone's shooting at you, you have very slim chance of not getting hit.
But you can't just whip out a gun and be like, I'm going to come at you too.
Because a gun can, a bullet can kill you real fast if it hits you in the right spot.
We've done our research.
What would you say is an assault weapon?
Something that's automatic.
Where you can just put in a clip and it just runs and runs and runs and runs.
We've done our research.
So wouldn't you say that getting in a car and choosing to drive somewhere is more dangerous than a gun being holstered with a safety on?
Not even.
A gun is a lot, is a lot more powerful, even though it's smaller in size and weight.
It's there to hurt others.
I don't know what I there's a lot to unpack here.
I think that's Natalie.
I think her name is the YouTuber.
But it's like the utter state of Western civilization where they care more about learning about new pronouns and neo-pronouns.
And then when it comes to a real issue, like understanding a firearm and understanding your amendments, these people are like, we've done our research.
And it's like, they don't know.
I mean, okay.
What?
I think we'd fix society if everyone just got punched in the face real hard once.
Just once.
Everyone.
And they experienced for once in their life what someone using force against them in a violent manner felt like.
Because everyone is just making these amazing analysis of being in a gunfight from, you know, a Starbucks in LA.
And that's their context for it.
The other day, I was in the supermarket and a dude got handsy with me.
Like, totally inappropriate.
I called the police after and everything.
And it was all women standing there around me.
And every single one of them just stood there and stared.
And I don't blame them.
I couldn't go fight this guy either.
I didn't do anything either.
You'd like to think I'd go punch him in the face or something.
That would be no.
Most people have the bystander effect and go into shock and don't know what to do.
Everyone came up to me after and was like, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
Ended up calling the police after they got the CCTV arrested him.
Dude's in jail now.
He was a serial offender on bail, actually.
But I thought about that moment and I was like, if this guy started stabbing me instead of just grabbing me, no one would have done anything.
And not only would they not have done anything, they wouldn't be able to do anything because guns are not allowed.
You couldn't bring a gun to the supermarket in Australia.
You can't even have pepper spray.
These are all women around me.
How are they going to respond?
They can't fight him off.
And even if there were a dude there to help, he'd probably end up in jail for tackling this guy.
He can't do anything either.
We've been so disarmed as a society.
And people don't realize also the police are rarely there, if ever, to stop a crime from happening.
They are almost always the cleanup crew after, the ones who just take notes afterwards.
So all these people have this context from this total hugbox world where they've never experienced real violence.
They've never seen a crime happen.
They don't know how it's carried out.
They don't know how they would respond to it.
When in 99% of cases, if this girl were in a mass shooting, if she were in a situation where someone was about to kill her and she had a random button, a random angel that came to her and was like, ma'am, here's an AR-15.
You can take this and save yourself, but you'll be a hypocrite.
And she'd be like, damn it, give me the gun.
Give me the gun.
I don't care.
I'll be a hypocrite.
All of them.
I would bet all of my money they would do that.
They're just doing this because it's popular.
And they want to be able to say goths against guns.
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So, like, that's, I mean, dude, I, you know, Mike Cernovich, you know, Mike Cernovich is in cross fire.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's in your movie, which I want to talk about in a second.
It's a good segue, but I'm just saying, like, I'm not talking smack on people intentionally.
I just think it's funny when people lecture you.
I feel like that gives you the opportunity to then berate them.
Because it's like, I would never just walk up to someone and be like, oh, you should, like, eat less or you should trim your carbs.
Because it sucks.
It's hard to not.
It's hard to not be fat in a Western culture to some degree.
You know, people always think skinny people are skinny genetically.
It's like, no, they usually have a lot of self-control and exercise, and that's usually why they're not fat because the foods that we eat are horrible.
They're also leading to lower testosterone levels and a lot of issues in men too that are beyond that.
But it's like people that are always lecturing people about the way society should be, you just look at them and you go, that's not somebody that I trust to tell me about my life.
Like the assistant health secretary, what's her name?
Assistant Health Secretary.
Rachel Levine.
You know who Rachel Levine is?
You look at this.
Where is this picture?
You look at this and you go, like, that is not health, right?
You go, that is not somebody who can talk to me.
What is all these ads?
Okay.
This is not somebody who can lecture me about health.
That's not health.
But you know what I'm saying?
That is not health.
And you, you, okay.
I don't know what's happening on my screen, but it's like, wait, can, are you able to bring up a picture of Demi Lovato's new haircut right now?
I can.
I can.
Well, first of all, before I get into this, this quick little rant, it's on the same topic.
Demi Lovato decided to cut all her hair off to own the Christians.
Making yourself ugly to own the Christians who don't care and just want you to have the love of Jesus.
That's a great plan.
I hope you're all right, Demi.
But Demi, on top of this, has just put out an Instagram statement saying, How dare this small shop, I think it was in LA, have sugar-free foods.
How dare they?
This is diet culture.
This is offensive to me.
As someone who is trying to get into the world of body positivity, seeing sugar-free foods makes me feel like I have to not be fat or I have to try to care about my diet, which is offensive and horrible.
The store ended up putting out an apology.
They were groveling.
Everyone started attacking them.
And what I just keep thinking is: has everybody forgotten about the existence of diabetics?
Like, you know, like, these damn diabetic people, how rude of them to have sugar-free options that assault my eyes and make me feel bad about themselves.
You guys shouldn't have sugar-free options.
You should just die and not be able to eat anywhere because it makes me feel bad about not wanting to do a weight loss routine in the first world with my millions of dollars.
Well, they were already trying to kill off the fat people with COVID.
You know, I mean, really, that's what I said.
We have an obesity problem and not, we actually don't have a, there's no such thing as a real pandemic in terms of the fact that when you look at over 70% of hospitalizations were of obese people and that obesity was like the main contributing comorbidity in the deaths that are being attributed to COVID.
It's like when you look at people under 65 that are healthy, there is no major threat long term for any of us.
And that is statistically significant.
Of course, anything could happen.
Something could drop on you and get smashed with it.
Someone's always like, well, I know there was just one case of a six-year-old who got it and had lung damage and died.
And you're like, yeah, well, people die of the flu too, dude.
Like bad things happen.
And like the world isn't, the world isn't safe.
It's not perfect.
And people like Demi Lovato coming out and, you know, freaking out about sugar-free yogurt, like it's like an assault yogurt or something like that.
It did something to her.
It's like, show me where on your man's haircut did the assault yogurt touch you, Demi.
Like, like, point, point to where, like, can we get this one back up?
It's like, poor girl.
Look at, she is really beautiful.
She's thick.
She's, she's got curves.
She's a good-looking girl.
Nobody thinks she's fat.
I mean, she's gorgeous.
That's a very beautiful woman.
And then it's like, what?
Do you feel owned?
Do you feel owned as a Christian that she got that haircut?
I feel like that headline addresses backlash over calling out a fro-yo shop.
Just madness.
You know what the problem is here?
There's a lot of problems.
Whenever I say, you know what the problem is, all of these like thousands of things about the world right now pop into my head.
But the one specific one I want to bring up right now: we have created a culture where people think they have a right to be 100% risk averse.
We have a right to be safe in every aspect of our life, even though that has not been the standard at any point in history and is quite frankly impossible.
But no, I want to be able to go out of my house, drive vehicles with mass amounts of power, go around tons of human beings spreading and breathing all sorts of germs that we don't understand, eat all sorts of food imported from all over the world, cooked by chefs who have varying levels of experiences and cleaning.
And I want to be able to do all these things and have no risk.
Zero.
And if I have risk, I'm going to sue someone.
It is someone's fault.
How dare the government let this happen?
That is not, that's just not how reality works.
There is risk in everything we do, and we have to accept that.
And if you want to live a real life, you have to take risks.
But people, that's why we've also got this problem where everyone just has no life experience and has no context for any real conflict or what, you know, what a fist fight is like and how you would defend yourself because they actually have never been or even seen any of these things because no one is talking to each other outside of screens, especially now with COVID.
Yeah.
We have such a bad reference for reality.
Well, I happen to agree with you.
I was, you know, we can, I'm going to get into that in a future episode a little bit, but it's the fact is I was talking about this with my, with my wife, is that the reason why people are not understanding what the world really is and why they're so easily manipulated is because they are not actually experiencing the world anymore.
They're not even out living with anybody.
They're just at home and they have people and pundits to tell them what the world really is.
And I always laugh because my own family, who's progressive, like doesn't trust my opinion on an event.
And they go, well, I trust CNN over you.
And you go, well, I was there.
They really weren't there.
I can show you where they were.
They were in the region, but they weren't at an event.
I took footage and know what really happened.
And they're like, yeah, well, we don't really trust you because CNN has a more trustable name.
And you're going, so you're just going to trust, like, all CNN is, is another person's perspective.
And they don't even have as good of a perspective as I have because I actually saw what's going on.
And it's like, well, we don't trust you because you're biased.
And I'm going, look, man, I didn't come to these opinions and become biased by accident.
I became biased because there's real things going on in the world.
And it's full of bullshit.
And I'm seeing it.
And I'm seeing how destructive it really is in the real world.
And I'm trying to present something different.
And that's why you made a movie.
I happen to be in that film.
And we're going to play a clip of that.
It's called Cross.
It's a Crossfire.movie.
It's in the description.
Let's go ahead and let's play a clip.
But I'm actually surprised that the pushback has been so little because I've never seen Antifa be peaceful.
I mean, I've lost count how many buildings I watched them attempt to burn down and successfully burn down.
I've watched them shine high-powered lasers and blind federal officers.
I've seen them throw bricks, rocks, condoms filled with feces.
I've seen them throw mall top cocktails at police officers.
And this is just regular stuff, right?
This is just their normal antics.
I've seen them create communes, take over city blocks of property, break into police precincts, scare out the National Guard.
I mean, these are terrorists.
I don't care if it's politically inconvenient to call them that.
That's terrorism.
I mean, they are attacking people with the intent to harm and in many cases to kill.
They shot a man in the street.
They executed a man in the street.
A religious man.
And you don't mention.
It's not even a story.
And we don't have the clip right now, but we're going to add input.
That's right.
I wanted to make a quick point anyways.
I don't think people realize that 90% of journalists and 90% of journalism is some dude in his basement with Cheetos finding a source from someone else of an event or a situation they've never been to or understand and just rewriting it with their own opinion on it.
That's 99% of journalism, actually.
And the stuff we do on the ground is just too dangerous.
It's not sustainable.
Eventually you'll get in trouble.
Eventually you'll get killed.
I remember going for my borderless documentary to the camp Moria in Greece and every single migrant there telling me every journalist who has ever come to this place or written about this place is lying.
They won't tell the truth because it doesn't line up with what they want and no one can confirm it because no one is flying out to a random island off the coast of Turkey to confirm it.
They're just believing what journalists tell them.
And it's so easy to lie to people when the information that they're reading about is so far away and they're not witnessing it firsthand.
And anyone who does try to show what actually is happening gets banned or taken off of Facebook.
Deception is so easy these days.
But yes, we tried to clarify some of this, especially with events in the last year in CrossFire.
And I appreciate you being in that film with your expertise in the riots.
Not sure if you were able to get that clip up yet, but.
Well, it played for them.
We just don't have it here.
Yeah.
So we just didn't have it.
But now they know we added it in post now.
That'll be added in post.
Sorry.
No, but it's good.
And I really encourage people to watch it.
I don't, beyond that, I don't want to give you too much into it.
I just want you to go watch the movie, sit down with friends and family, send the link to people, and please watch it.
Lauren Sunner is a filmmaker and author.
I really appreciate her coming on and taking the time to come on the show.
I'm so happy she's back.
Lauren, thank you so much for coming on today.
Thanks, Elijah.
I hated all of this.
You hate it.
Well, listen to this.
We tell people, if they make it this far in the podcast, tell me if this makes sense.
If you make it this far, hopefully you like this show.
Because if you get here, you're like an hour into a program that you don't like.
You're probably a journalist that's eating Cheetos in your basement looking for reasons to get Elijah and Lauren screenshot and take some quote from the show out of context.
And if that's you, but also, if that's not, if that's not you, if that's not you, and you're a good person and you're watching the show, you might get your reviews read on screen.
We got this from Booyah.
They said this is the best top 17 podcast.
I told you, Lauren, we actually, we are in the top 17 now.
I'm a 21-year-old college student.
I am definitely overdosing on that clown pill.
You guys are rooted in objectivity and spread a great message.
And I wish all of the world could listen to it.
Everything I'm thinking is always said or related to in this podcast.
I always count down the days till the next episode.
Hope to work for you and/or the Blaze TV one day as I am communications journalism major graduating soon.
Interesting.
If you've contacted me before, I'm sorry, email me again.
You know, just if you have questions about how to get into the industry.
Also, we have Esteban said five stars because there aren't more available.
I'm not just ranking this podcast based on my attraction to Savannah.
Savannah, can you go on the screen for a second?
Can you spit yourself up?
No.
Oh, she didn't wear makeup today.
Even though I am on the simp brigade for sure, this is really informative and a refreshing objective view on the current craziness of politics.
Bring Lauren up for a second.
I can't, I don't have, I don't have one, I don't have one hot chick, but I straight at her.
We had to make the show because Lauren came on.
Lauren put in her email, no brown people on the show.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just, I didn't want Savannah on.
She's a great A hottie.
So I made that request.
She didn't want competition.
She's like, I don't want competition.
But you know, you know, that you guys love the show.
You guys love Lauren.
And also, please remember, guys, we get a lot of shows taken down.
We get de-platformed places.
You know, by the way, Lauren, do you know that our podcast glitched and accidentally got removed from the Apple podcast store a couple days ago, like permanently deleted?
And Apple said it was a glitch.
So it was one of those glitches that just like removes your whole catalog from this and your entire show gets deleted and it was a glitch.
And no one else.
Yeah.
One of those glitches.
It was one of those glitches.
Well, the show's back on podcasts, but please remember that we've gotten deleted from a lot of places.
So please go to blazetv.com/slash Elijah and get a subscription.
That is an amazing way to support this show.
Honestly, guys, you know, it not only supports me, but it lets the Blaze know that you like this show.
It lets big tech know you can't de-platform us.
And to be honest, I just signed like a multi-year contract now with Blaze.
I'm continuing on with them because you guys have shown them so much love.
So if you've thought about getting a subscription, get one now with $10 off promo code Elijah.
Anyway, Lauren, thank you so much, so, so much for coming on the show.
We will have you back on again.
Thanks for having me.
Cheers.
Awesome.
Cheers.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 host of the Best Worst Show on Blaze TV, where we always have confetti of color.
We bring you 8K graphics.
This is what you get when you invest in the show.
It's just right in your face.
It feels so good every time.
It's real.
Have a great rest of the week.
I'm speaking Kenosha right now.
So please remember that tomorrow, if you're watching the show on Friday, I'm speaking in Kenosha with Savannah and other people at a live event in Wisconsin.
So please click the links in the description.
Have a great rest of the week, and may God bless the United States of America.
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