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April 7, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Cringe SJW Conspiracies DEBUNKED | Guest: John Doyle | Ep 142

Conspiracy theories have been swirling since the election of Donald Trump, and the Left has gotten so out of hand that they have now been labeled BlueAnon. But what are some of the craziest leftist conspiracy theories that are still being circulated today? Obesity is healthy, Joe Biden is the “most popular president in history,” and voter ID is racist are a few of our top picks today, as we delve into the first part of our “debunking leftist conspiracy theories” series. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ FOLLOW JOHN DOYLE ⇩ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/johndoyle WEBSITE: https://heckoffcommie.com/ ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ TODAY'S SPONSOR ⇩ NORTHWEST RETENTION: If you're looking for a high-quality holster for your firearms, trust the brand used by the Slightly Offens*ve team! Go to https://nwretention.com/ and enter promo code OFFENSIVE to get 10% off. TOMMY JOHN: If you’re looking for maximum support for your manhood, then you have to try Tommy John’s new hammock pouch. For a limited time, go to https://TommyJohn.com/OFFENSIVE to get 20% off sitewide. SCOREMASTER: The average person has 97 points... 97 POINTS they can quickly add to their credit score, but no idea how to get them. Imagine 97 points on top of your credit score if you’re refinancing your home, buying a car, or applying for credit. Go to https://scoremaster.com/offense to enroll in minutes... and see how many plus. ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: ELIJAH@SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE.COM _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ ELI'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/elijahschaffer ➤ SAV'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/savsays ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ PARLER https://parler.com/profile/Elijahschaffer/posts ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlSbQq3KZUc Uploader: Slightly Offens*ve

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elijah schaffer
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john doyle
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unidentified
Fat girls should never order ice cream.
Can I put this on a large socks are gonna colonize Brinkles?
That rolls out the window.
People say fat girls shouldn't wear bathing suits, let alone a two-piece.
You know what I say?
All day, every day.
elijah schaffer
People say fat girls aren't in fitness.
You'd never catch a fat girl going hiking.
unidentified
LOL.
Fat girls shouldn't kayak.
What you fat crap?
People say fat girls shouldn't wear crop tops.
I wouldn't be caught dead.
elijah schaffer
You know who I really hate, John?
john doyle
No, tell me.
elijah schaffer
I want to put them on the screen here for a second.
Check this out, guys.
I don't hate anyone probably more than people like this.
And of course, you know, I'm referring to conspiracy theorists.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
100%.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Does anybody piss you off more than actual conspiracy theorists?
john doyle
No.
I mean, I flew in on Spirit Airlines this morning, and I can tell you one thing.
I was not mad at anybody except conspiracy theorists throughout the entire duration of my flight.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, pretty much every bad thing that has happened this last year, including Black Lives Matter being peaceful, the idea of the scandemic, anything that you can look at that went wrong was the absolute basis of Democrat voters, of left-wing conspiracy theorists, statists, communists, global elites coming together to just collectively ruin all of our lives without any basis of fact, knowledge, or understanding.
And they spread it as if it's truth.
john doyle
Yeah, I was thinking about that too, like looking around in the pinnacle of bureaucracy, which would be public transportation, particularly air travel.
And it's like, we right now are the least free people in the history of the world.
Even at the height of the Russian Revolution, the Bolsheviks would not come to your house and break up public gatherings.
And even now, we have our own form of like the secret police and people ratting on each other for having public gatherings or for not like wearing masks or something and people strong arming other people and ganging up on them and kicking them out of stores.
We are like literally the least free population that has ever existed on the face of the planet.
And we're not even done yet with the things that are being introduced as far as vaccine passports, etc.
So.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and there's a name for this, guys.
I want to introduce you to a special name.
I'm sure you've heard of them.
You heard of the right-wing version of this called QAnon, which of course is the, again, over-exaggerated conspiracy theory that people continually act like is an actual big deal in the country and isn't just a bunch of like boomers and people following a leaderboard.
They pretend like this is like a very organized movement.
We actually have a definition for the new left-wing version.
It's called BluAnon.
Hashtag Bluanon.
If you're not familiar with this, this is actually a loosely organized group of Democrat voters.
We've also seen this as recently even inspire terrorism at the Capitol building when a Nation of Islam follower actually ended up killing a Capitol police officer.
So this actually leads to terrorism.
This is a very dangerous group of Democrats, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia hoax, the Ukraine hoax, Brett Kavanaugh.
But it's a lot worse, John.
I'm telling you, this gets a lot worse, which is why we're talking about this today.
They've even done things like spread the fact that obesity is healthy.
They've also spread, I know, I know, that fatness is good.
And on top of that, which we're going to find out, that's actually killed more people than COVID, that lie, right?
They've killed more people than the virus in the United States.
And I'll explain why.
But also, too, they've also spread the lie that, you know, we have the most popular president in history sitting right now in the Oval Office.
I mean, these are damaging things, including the fact that my favorite one that we're going to talk about today is that Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd by putting his knee on his neck.
I mean, that one's a knee slapper.
That's a bad joke.
john doyle
That one affects me personally.
I do have to say.
If you go back in the bloodline, actually, Derek Chauvin's like my fourth or fifth cousin.
I'm not even kidding.
elijah schaffer
It's a good thing you have that shirt on.
john doyle
Well, I know I have to, just to let everybody know, but like the Chauvin, it's like a French name.
And there was a point where that separated from Viencor, which goes back like three generations.
But, like, yeah, literally.
I mean, that's a theory that affects my family personally.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think it's time that we call out the BS.
You know, we got to call this out.
We are joined today by Savannah Hernandez, who is here in the studio.
She is the producer.
She is back.
We also have John Doyle from Heck OffCommie.
You can find at John Doyle as well.
Isn't your website just johndoyle.com?
john doyle
Heckoff Commie.
elijah schaffer
HeckoffComme.com.
Never mind.
You can find him there.
He's joining me in the studio.
And on that note, before we jump and bust everything out here, and I'm talking about busting a lot out here with these very heavy set people and some major facts out there to debunk these blue non conspiracy theorists.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
We are the best worst show on Blaze TV, and you know that.
Yeah, boom.
We have confetti.
Can we get some confetti for John too?
Can you go to John?
john doyle
I've never had this.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
savanah hernandez
I'm sorry.
I need confetti too.
Let's just.
Everyone gets confetti today.
elijah schaffer
Everyone gets confetti.
After we debunk every conspiracy theory, we will go ahead and we will bunk out.
john doyle
Everyone gets confetti.
elijah schaffer
Everyone gets confetti right in the face.
Right in the face, even children watching.
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I am at least your top 17 hosts, something I'm very proud of.
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Let's talk about fat people.
And I'm not talking about just people that look at my chin's hanging a little bit.
I had a couple pickleback mixed drinks last night.
Maybe left me a little puffy.
I could lose five pounds.
We could all get healthier.
I want to get into something that is near and dear to my heart right now, which is the morbidly sickly, deadly obese people.
The ones who hide snacks under their fat rolls.
And they parade, you know, caloric excess from their waistline and boast about it.
We're going to talk about our first conspiracy theory that has actually led to the deaths of a few hundred thousand people possibly in our country just this year alone outside of their normal death rate, which is already in the hundreds of thousands.
And that is the lie that obesity is healthy.
I'm sure you've heard this before.
Go to this article here from Scary Mommy.
Scary Mommy.
I don't know.
That was very creative.
Recently, we had this movement from Cosmopolitan, which they said that trolls were accusing this body positive movement of promoting obesity.
And this is what the left always does with these conspiracy theories.
They always say they accuse us of doing the very thing that they're actually doing.
They're like, dude, they're basically calling critical race theory racist when it is.
They're saying, they're saying that we're praising obesity.
When literally the magazine cover, by the way, from Cosmopolitan has somebody that is obese and it says specifically that this is healthy.
john doyle
Yeah, that's actually exactly pulled out of, or pulled out of Sololinsky's playbook, Rules for Radicals, like accuse them of what you're actually doing, which isn't to disparage that book.
There's actually a lot of things that the right could learn from that book, but it's just so interesting to live in America how we do now, where what is it?
The sperm count of the Western man is going to reach zero by 2045.
Everybody's fat.
Everybody's like depressed.
The life expectancy in this country has decreased for the first time in recorded history because people are committing suicide and overdosing on drugs.
Testosterone's down 40% in the last four decades.
They're putting literally like estrogens and BPAs and phytoestrogens into our food supplies.
Corn syrup.
You want to talk about fat people and conspiracy theories?
Corn syrup, which is subsidized by the government and designed to like fatten things up.
Like everything in this country is designed and oriented to make you fat and depressed and apathetic and pacified and lazy.
But we're making progress because people are wearing two masks now instead of one and two men can kiss each other on national television.
And that's like the progress first.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm glad we're making progress.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thanks for bringing something light at the end of the title.
john doyle
No, no, I know I listed a lot of things there, but don't you worry.
Men can kiss.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You know, and also the other things you can do is gorge yourself on YouTube.
And by the way, I want to bring this up about this as we get into this conspiracy theory and how it killed almost like a million people in the last year in this country alone is that, you know, on YouTube, they don't demonetize morbidly obese people spreading the message of obesity, which actually kills people, but they will demonetize you if you speak the truth about social and cultural issues, which actually saves lives.
And this is where they're at.
And I want to say this, before we get into exactly how this killed people, this has been going on for some time.
The media has been trying to make people fat, specifically targeting women, telling women that they are beautiful when they are obese, that fat is a beauty standard that is only thought of as gross because men in the patriarchy have deemed it to be unattractive, completely failing to talk about all of the health risks and all of the comorbidities and issues that this can bring that can actually lead to an early death and most likely will.
They have said that the issue with this is beauty, which is where we get into, of course, our good old British, which I'm not a fan of.
I like the British right wing, but I don't like the British in general.
You got articles like this stemming back from 2018 saying why we're so proud of our fat bodies.
And you just have this unit, you know, just a heifer.
And I'm not fat shaming.
I just a total unit with the blue hair, right?
It doesn't get any more stereotypical than this.
john doyle
I'm fat respecting.
I mean, a lot of calories and dollars went into scalting that body.
elijah schaffer
It's beautiful.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like a, it's like a biscuit before it was cooked.
You know what I mean?
Just smashed together to make a snowman in real life.
And I want to say, you get articles like this, right?
They always like to bring intersectionality and black people.
And this is what's going to be crazy.
They, they literally, this article might have been responsible for the death of this woman.
You get this profile from NM23 from Birmingham.
Like, isn't it, right?
unidentified
I love the way I look and feel because I just feel comfortable.
elijah schaffer
I don't feel any different for anyone else.
You know, they always tell us, like, always like slur their words.
I don't speak.
john doyle
Yeah, you sound like Michael Jackson.
elijah schaffer
Well, hey, that works.
She probably does sound like Michael Jackson.
We don't even know if it's a girl.
Since I wake up and I see myself as a normal person, I always tell people that I love my belly and I love my boobs.
Those are the squidgy parts.
They might be seen as fat to someone else, but to me, it's just comfortable.
There's no one out there who's going to tell you that you're beautiful when you're fat.
Simple as.
If you find someone who does, treasure them, appreciate them, and tell them how good they make you feel.
Don't be that person who is always demoralizing someone or always being judgmental because you have your flaws.
And so this was the kind of stuff being pushed for years.
And then what happened in 2020?
Something happened that came out that like from China or something.
I don't know where it came from.
And we saw years of propaganda telling women and men that fat was good, it was beautiful, that you owed nobody anything, and you were a fat, beautiful black woman.
You have no one else to prove to anybody.
john doyle
You know that black women are the most obese demographic in the country.
80% of them are either overweight or obese.
I say this not maliciously as a black person respector myself, an expert.
Can I get that lower third, black person expert, please?
Thank you, Savannah.
I say this just to discuss the problem and to, I guess, work from there towards solving it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I want to bring this up.
So when we get into this, though, as a conspiracy theory that actually ended up killing people, the point of this is, is that as we found this out, that this conspiracy theory led to more deaths than pretty much any conspiracy theory in the last year.
We have this article from CNBC that says that the study finds that about 78% of people were hospitalized for COVID were overweight or obese.
That means more than three out of four people, right?
And this doesn't include the comorbidity of being old because the average age of death is still 78 for COVID.
It turns out that years and years of this propaganda actually led to the pandemic.
That if we were to source back the actual cause of this absolutely real, definitely not inflated numbers pandemic that is for sure cannot be questioned across the country.
The single biggest factor to this beyond even the Chinese would be just people being fat.
john doyle
Yeah.
And even on a larger timeline than that, I'm pretty sure for the last like decade at least, of the top 10 most common causes of death, at least half of them are lifestyle related, particularly like heart disease, because people are just fat and sedentary now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And that's what we're watching.
This is this is Nico Avocado.
He's a YouTuber.
john doyle
That's a he.
That looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy went through a goth phase.
elijah schaffer
I think that that one's a girl.
john doyle
The one on the left either, that's not even like a man.
Is that a man?
savanah hernandez
Which one?
I'm sorry.
I'm just over here laughing.
I'm trying to listen to you guys and also just go through this video.
You know what?
I'm not even joking when I tell you, John.
I started gagging going through the Nico Avocado YouTube channel because it's that gross.
I mean, are we not trying to be mean?
elijah schaffer
Are we going to get in trouble for this episode?
Probably.
unidentified
Probably.
elijah schaffer
But to go into this further, to say, well, like, hey, what about this?
Like, what do you mean?
How do you know that these people are murdering people, right?
This is that promotion of obesity.
You know that COVID death rates, according to consumer.healthy.com, this is also backed up by the Hill Washington Post, probably all as credible as each other.
You know, just really amazing journalistic integrity.
john doyle
It's like website of those like Ethiopian war generals who are just like their entire uniform is decorated in metals and it's like me and the boys when the teacher has us grade our papers to each other.
It's like the same thing.
Like AP is like, source for this is Washington Post.
And the Washington Post is like, source for this is MSNBC.
They're all just like buddies, one big group chat that we're not in.
elijah schaffer
It is a disinformation circle jerk.
And I can tell you that they said this, though, that COVID death rates were 10 times higher in countries where most are overweight, according to this report.
So in our country, about 42% of the people are obese and over half the country is overweight.
It's hard to measure that.
And I'm not here to, you know, a lot of people watching this probably struggle with weight.
You're busy.
You live your life.
I know it's hard and some people have genetic factors, but most obesity is just because you just eat too much and you're sedentary.
john doyle
No, that's the thing, though.
It's like we don't with any, and that's the other thing about this too.
Like we often point out degeneracy in society when it comes to things like sexual behavior, but like gluttony and lust, like or not lust, I'm sorry, gluttony and sloth are forms of degeneracy that affect probably more people than even like sexual degeneracy.
And even like with the women thing, breaking down the family structure, if you can make women fat, that will harm the family structure more than making men fat because women don't regard physical attractiveness to be as important as men do.
And so if you can make more women than men fat, like men are not going to be attracted to them and it's just going to like eventually butterfly into something where we are, something like where we are now.
elijah schaffer
But why this is just like, I saw the script.
It's like, it says like obesity.
It says obesity B-roll.
Like it literally has this.
savanah hernandez
It's not my fault.
Like this is literally what's on YouTube.
Again, I don't know how I got to this portion of YouTube, but I'm like, we in this country, okay, this is the worst part of all of this too, is these YouTubers that I'm playing, they are able to afford a million dollar mansion homes because we in America promote this so much that they're able to monetize on the fact that they're so unhealthy that they're morbidly obese that they can buy a million dollar mansions.
So that's where we're at.
elijah schaffer
And that's why.
And we're promoting this.
That's what I'm saying.
We're making, we're getting people rich and we're promoting a doctrine that kills people.
But here's the point.
Speaking of medical disinformation, which I am surprised that nobody took action on this, I don't know if you saw this, but then the solution to the obesity, it's actually causing the COVID deaths was when Krispy Krem, who actually makes a pretty darn good donut.
I'm not going to lie.
It actually is good.
Gave a free Krispy Kreme vaccine donut to anyone who got the vaccine.
And this article from CNET, a tech company, don't know why they're talking about this, is telling you how you can get a free donut every day.
And it says in really nice writing, you know, someone actually took time to write this, which is humiliating.
Do not wait to get your COVID-19 vaccine.
A free daily Krispy Kreme is on the line.
Here's how to qualify how long the promotion runs and what you can get.
And this is actually a picture of a donut eaten with a COVID-19 vaccine card.
And it's like they're literally saying, get your vaccine.
It's like, it's like, how about you just didn't eat a donut and you didn't get a vaccine and you were just healthy and then the virus didn't affect you at all and you were just cool.
john doyle
Yeah.
Promotion is really a key thing too in this because like you mentioned when people struggling with their weight, it's pretty difficult to not struggle with your weight in modern society, especially with the types of food that are literally subsidized by the government.
Not because they want to make us fat so that we, you know, are fat and lazy and apathetic towards everything that they're doing, but just as a byproduct of, you know, government intervention in the economy.
But like people who are struggling with that, no one has any contempt for them.
It's the people who promote it as though it's healthy, which has that wider spread effect, like you mentioned, with the hundreds of thousands of deaths over the last decade at the very least.
Those are the people that we need to be criticizing because they are promoting this, which is a cope for their own probably inner insecurities about their lifestyle and the way that they look, which they know is wrong because the human body is not supposed to look like that.
It's just not.
elijah schaffer
So are you seeing what I'm seeing on the screen?
If you guys are the blind viewers listening right now, this is by the way, not a critique on the fact that people struggle with weight because, like you said, it's almost impossible not to in society unless you have a natural low body fat percentage where you're young, you have some sort of a very active metabolism.
But for the average person, I mean, when you're talking about convenience, even when it's like $1.29 for a double cheeseburger at McDonald's and then, you know, to go anywhere else to get a salad, let's say at like Zoe's kitchen or just somewhere else with healthy, it's going to pay like $14.99.
I mean, when you're on the go and you're moving and you have kids and your life is busy, it's very hard to make the right choice, especially with the compulsive additive part with the sugars and the fat and the different things that bring the cravings and the addiction.
There's a lot of components to it too, beyond just self-control.
It can be even chemical.
But it's like when we're talking about this, you know, the CDC brought this up.
It's very interesting that we've seen that the major factor two leading to death in almost all cases of the coronavirus is obesity.
The CDC has failed to mention the fact that that's what's actually killing people, but yet they bring up adult obesity facts saying that it's a serious and costly disease.
That they said 42.4% of people in the country are obese.
And that, you know what, the prevalence increased over the last decade or decade and a half from 30 to 42 percent.
That's insane.
We had a 12 point, we had a 12% increase of obesity.
Robesity-related conditions include heart disease, stroke, type 2 diabetes.
And guess what, ladies and gentlemen?
It actually costs the country $147 billion.
And if you estimate in the cost of the pandemic, we're talking about probably upwards of maybe into the trillions.
It's possible at this point, hundreds of billions for sure.
That if we were not a fat nation, we simply would not have had this pandemic problem to the extent that we've had it.
And it's like, that's the conspiracy theory.
We were fed, no pun intended, the lie that what we all could be is fat, lazy, and sedentary.
And then a real problem came and said, actually, if you're lazy, fat, and sedentary, you're probably going to exasperate natural problems.
Like, let's say a virus that may or may not have been engineered.
Who knows?
But I'm just saying that this is saying now we're seeing the real world consequences.
And still, the blue and on conspiracy theorists will not admit the truth that they have been spreading lies for about a decade and those lies killed innocent people in this country.
The blood of very fat, high-caloric count, waistlined people is on their hands.
john doyle
That's the scary part too about being, would you say, lazy, fat, and sedentary is like our entire lives are oriented towards comfort above all else.
Like it's at a point where people will be like, oh, I'm already in bed, but I need to charge my phone.
I'm just going to let it die.
I'm not going to get out of bed.
It's like to have that as your overriding ambition, the pursuit of comfort.
Then what happens when a government comes in and actually tries to take your rights away and like lock you down?
You're not going to, you don't have the willpower to actually take action because that would be uncomfortable.
You are afraid to do that because your priority is nothing else than just comfort and convenience and a sedentary lifestyle.
Everything from the lazy boy recliner to now we have Netflix instead of Blockbuster, which, you know, some of the like libertarians will be like, oh, it was the free market at work.
It's like, dude, I don't care.
If I were king for a day, I'd like mandate that Blockbuster comes back.
That was part of our culture that disappeared.
My sister's fiancé, he used to go up to Blockbuster with his dad and like his best memories are sitting there, you know, talking with the guys about the movies, like, oh, you're not going to like this one.
You should watch.
Like they, there was this relationship that was established and you would go on a Friday night and it was like a thing.
And now it's like people, oh, well, no, I have Netflix and so I can watch more things that you want.
First of all, the Netflix catalog sucks.
People only have it for the office and I don't even know if that's still on there anymore.
And it's like now people don't watch Netflix because they want to watch a particular program.
They're just so lazy.
They're just like, I'm just going to turn on Netflix and try and find something.
And then I can't find something because the overriding ambition is comfort and convenience.
elijah schaffer
Like that.
You see, this is a mukbang person walking around with a walker.
john doyle
Just waddling.
elijah schaffer
Just waddling in to be obese.
I mean, like, this is, it's, it's, it's gross and it's sad.
And I want to tell you guys something.
This is why it's more important now more than ever as we get into our next conspiracy theory.
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So obviously you love black people.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
You wouldn't be wearing the shirt if you didn't.
john doyle
Makes sense to me.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I wear it.
Yeah, exactly.
So you heard recently about what was going on with the voter ID law in Georgia.
Basically, this conspiracy theory that requiring people to confirm their identity is a Jim Crow 2.0 that if you expect an ID from someone, it essentially means you hate black people.
Maybe even worse.
Maybe you want to return back to slavery.
Maybe you want to see them, I mean, deported from the nation.
I mean, it's pretty bad.
We've seen an uptick around the entire nation of companies, of sports teams, of governments revolting against Brian Kemp and what's going on in Georgia and this new requirement to try to reform election laws, telling us all that black people just cannot muster up the IQ, courage, or somehow convenience to apply for a state ID.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I'm just going to say, before I even get into this, that's like the most racist piece thing that you could ever say to anybody that you believe that they are too dumb to be able to get a state ID, which I think amongst state-required procedures might be one of the easiest things to get, which you also need to fly, buy alcohol, cigarettes, drive, et cetera.
john doyle
It's like it's self-defeating in a premise because if you look at like Nielsen consumer spending, black people disproportionately purchase cigarettes and alcohol and things that would require that identification, lottery tickets.
And unless you're going to tell me that all these like liquor stores are in a conspiracy theory together to just like not card people, which I don't think is true, then it would suggest that they actually are perfectly capable of obtaining IDs.
And what the actual reason is for them not wanting voter ID laws is so they can commit voter fraud or fortification.
Excuse me, voter fortification.
elijah schaffer
Voter fraud doesn't happen.
They just fortify elections.
john doyle
No, I misspoke.
I've been, my brain has been rotted by decades of Fox News.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you seem to be that.
But you know what?
What's funny though, and this is this is the conspiracy theory.
So they talk about all these companies talk about how it's so racist for Republicans to want people to confirm their identity before they literally take part in what at least used to be before this last election, one of the most significant, you know, civic duty processes or whatever you could be involved in.
Well, it didn't stop like airlines from coming in.
United Airlines, Delta, American Airlines weighed in on this and was saying, you know, it says our mission is to connect people and unite the world.
We believe that one of the most effective ways to do this is to engage in the democratic process, which begins with voting, a vital civic duty.
America's democracy is stronger when we're all engaged and every vote is properly counted.
And so, you know, they came in and connected this and I brought up something interesting.
I just flew the other day on American Airlines, which is one of the airlines that signed these proclamations.
And guess what?
Not only did I have to show my ID to get into the terminal, not only did I have to confirm my ID to buy a ticket, then I had to take that said ticket and ID, go through a body scanner and like get virtually raped and like molested by guards touching me because I had a belt on, right?
I got groped.
And then I went in, had to wait in line, then show another ticket confirming with my name that was non-transferable to sit in a seat that I couldn't change.
And then on top of that, the airline also required me to put a piece of cloth over my face, telling me that I was literally trying to kill everyone on the plane if they even slipped a millimeter between the tip of my nose.
That airline company that required all that just to sit on their Airbus is telling us that it is racist to ask a black person just to be like, Yeah, I am who I say.
john doyle
Air travel is such a joke.
Uh, every time you're in the airport, it's just like it's so hard to be a patriot when you're air traveling.
Like you're in the airport and you've got incessant CDC and TSA propaganda being regurgitated every like 90 seconds, and a third of the time it's in Spanish.
And then you're going through TSA and you're getting orders barked at you.
It's just like, man, is it what are we even doing anymore as a country?
elijah schaffer
You know, you sound so demoralized.
unidentified
I am.
john doyle
I apologize for the low energy.
I traveled today.
I'm tired.
Just took an ad.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my name's John.
And I, because I work in media, I think I'm the only person who doesn't have to work when I travel.
Welcome to the big leagues.
john doyle
You literally work like five hours a week, maybe.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
It makes me laugh.
Hey, you know what?
I've traveled.
I've paid my dues.
I got a lot more dues to pay.
There's going to be some riots probably coming up for George Floyd, which we're going to talk about.
But honestly, when you get into this, you know, all these companies were talking about the poor plight of black people, just unable to get IDs.
And it's just, it's what's funny is, is that like, you know, you saw this too.
This is a real picture, not doctored, by the way.
Delta's like, yo, I just need an ID to get on.
And of course, you know, AOC is like, no, requiring ID is racist.
You know, and what's funny is, is that she was a bartender, right?
She's saying that requiring IDs is a racism thing.
Did she not check IDs when she was serving alcohol to people?
Were they black?
And she was like, oh, no, you're black.
You get the Hennessy for free.
Like, I'm not going to check your ID.
It's like a six-year-old kid because that'd be racist.
john doyle
Yeah, he's just like, here's my ID, miss.
And she's like, it's okay.
I don't need to see it.
elijah schaffer
I know.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I know.
You can't get one of those.
It's okay.
I've read the bell curve.
It's like, yeah, she's like, ma'am, you literally had a job where you checked ID for a living.
And now you're saying that it's racist.
Are you a racist?
I don't know, but I wanted to get into this voter ID bill to actually talk about what's in it.
Nobody's talking about what's in the bill.
Okay.
Everyone's talking about how it's so bad, it's evil.
And they always avoid getting into the actual nuances of what happened here.
So what is in the Georgia law?
Let's talk about this.
Among the most high-profile provisions of the controversial new Georgia election law is a change in how the state verifies the identity of voters who request and cast absentee ballots.
The change eliminates signature matching, a process that can be subjective at times as a method of confirming absentee voters' identities.
Instead, if voters have a driver's license number or a state ID number, they are required to use that to verify who they are.
So they basically just said like it was hard to verify signatures.
It's easier just to have a number from your ID.
john doyle
Makes sense to me.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But that's racist.
john doyle
No, it is.
Like it makes sense to me, but then I'm white.
And so I have to remember that like my brain logic is racism.
No, it is.
It's a construct of white supremacy, according to the taxpayer-funded African American History Museum in DC, along with things like a focus on work ethic, punctuality, and time, which I demonstrated a lack of today being 10 minutes late.
All sorts of different things.
elijah schaffer
Savannah, I know that.
I'll never ask you to show your ID because I just want to be sensitive to you here in the studio.
I don't want to cause any problems.
john doyle
That's why she got the confetti.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
The confetti of color.
john doyle
The consolidory of the participation trophy.
savanah hernandez
We just really needed to be seen on this show.
And so anytime I can add color into, you know, the show here, I do.
I really do.
john doyle
Right.
elijah schaffer
But you know, we found out that it's not, it's not just Georgia that's racist, right, Savannah?
Everybody's racist, right?
Because this is a race.
It's racist to ask for IDs.
We also found out a few companies recently.
Instagram is a racist company.
Check this out.
I tried to get verified and wanted to ask, please attach a photo of your ID.
Oh, so black influencers can't get verified now?
You don't want black people to be successful in the entertainment industry?
You don't want black people to be able to get their videos out there?
You don't want little Nas' satanic worship video to get out to more young children?
john doyle
I was about to answer yes to those questions.
Like after that little Nas X video, like maybe we can take a break.
I don't know.
savanah hernandez
That was a lot to watch.
unidentified
I don't think anybody, any community needed to see that, but here we are.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And did you also know, too, one thing that I know from following Lil Nas on Twitter, who's a great cesspool of information, is that on the scene in the video, he specifically had the digital graphics team had him go upside down on the stripper pole from heaven to hell so that he actually made a cross sign.
So he was on an upside-down cross on a stripper pole.
So he was like the Antichrist.
That's a real thing.
And he admitted that on Twitter.
So, I mean, like, maybe we just start taking these people off their word.
john doyle
I mean, yeah.
What was the verse that he put on the shoe?
I think it was like Luke 10, 18, which was describing Lucifer's fall into hell.
And I think the immediately succeeding verse was like the one that gives us permission to, like, I give you the authority to like step on snakes and basically conquer evil.
elijah schaffer
So I'm sure little Nas likes his snake stepped on.
That guy's got some serious fetish problems.
That's another statement for another.
savanah hernandez
You know what?
The amount of things that I've dealt with in this show today, I can't.
I can't.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Sorry about that one, kids.
Okay, but you know, so Instagram, all these companies condemn this, right?
Saying that this is just poor, po, po little black kids can't get their little IDs.
But also what was made me laugh too is, oh, one of my followers made this.
That's like, if the world was actually consistent, AOC removed from office after it was discovered.
She raciously asked for customers' IDs while bartending.
That was if we were a serious country and we really were consistent.
We might actually do something like that.
But on top of that, this is what made me laugh the most.
So PayPal was talking about how this was just, you know, horrible against black people.
Black people are just too stupid to be able to vote.
And so someone said, PayPal, can you please let my account open up without an ID?
PayPal responded, great question.
We usually require a customer to confirm their identity with a government-issued photo ID.
We're going to believe we are unable to bypass this step if it is requested.
And so it's like, literally.
john doyle
None of those things are demonstrably, unequivocally less important than voting.
Instagram verification, PayPal microtransactions, like none of that is even remotely close to voting in terms of importance.
It's just, it's ridiculous that we allow, like voting is like elevated to this like civic duty.
It's your civic duty to tell people what you think.
I don't understand how you could drive on a public road or use the internet, explore the comment section on the YouTube video and still think, I'm glad all these people get a say.
I'm really glad that everyone here gets to decide things that will affect me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and that's what I'm going to say too, is that this is the other conspiracy that went on under it, was that somehow it's easier to buy a gun than it is to vote.
You know, David Hogg said it should be easier to buy an AR-15 than it is to vote.
It should not be.
Well, it isn't.
I don't know about you, but I've like, I'm even waiting for my license to come in the mail in order to prove that I'm a Texas resident.
I have to bring a social security number, a passport, a birth certificate.
I have to bring two bills.
Like, imagine if you had to vote.
They didn't just ask for voter ID.
They asked for your electric bill, your passport.
Literally.
john doyle
Like, what?
It should be easier to get an ID than to buy an AR-15.
You need the ID to buy the AR-15.
Like, you can't buy the AR-15 without the ID.
So that, like, necessarily adds, according to you, like that additional level of complication to the process.
It's just, it's ridiculous.
I mean, I've bought AR-15s before.
Yeah, you need an ID, but like, it's not like an in-and-out process.
I mean, I was there for like hours.
Sometimes they randomly say like, okay, you know, 24 hours, 72 hours before you can come get it, depending on your state.
It's not at all an easy process.
elijah schaffer
No, it isn't.
And that's what I'm going to say is that, you know, we hear that all the time.
Do we have a clip that we can play?
Where they're saying this even on ESPN.
They're not even talking about the fact that it is.
They're telling people this, this fact.
And I will say this.
I will believe that it's easier to buy a gun than it is to vote when we start compulsively mailing AR-15s to every citizen in California.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Multiple to houses too for people that used to live there in the past.
john doyle
That's the thing.
The founding fathers had a negative view of rights, which means that like rights shall not be infringed upon.
So like I have a right to do this and you can't stop me from doing that.
Well, now the leftists are coming along and saying that the view of rights that we should have is a positive view of rights.
Mean you are entitled to things.
Okay, let's be entitled to guns via the second amendment.
Let's get like, when you're 18 years old, you get a two-day prime shipping Ar-15 to your front door or something like that, like a, like an M249 that'd be epic.
That's what's going to happen when we take power.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, check this out.
This is what they're saying.
They're actually pushing this.
It's not just david hog, this is the mainstream media listen.
unidentified
So, instead of changing your messaging and try to reach out to a new base, what do you do?
We're going to try to restrict so you can't.
It shouldn't be harder to vote than to get a gun.
Now, what's wrong with that picture?
Skip, you know that they're making it harder for you to vote than to get that gun.
No, we don't want to do nothing with a gun.
No, I want my second amendment.
What is more democratic than the right to vote?
elijah schaffer
I, you know, the democratic thing literally makes me cringe inside a lot too, because we aren't.
The democratic thing is cringe well, oh well, I mean I, I agree, but I also just makes you like.
Everyone talks about the democratic process, democratic process like it should be harder to vote than it is now actually, and we should be letting.
Not everybody should not be allowed to vote.
I think that was a bad decision.
Um, I think, with the fact that you think one half the country has like an iq under 85, I think, and you're thinking these people probably shouldn't vote um, are you saying there should be an iq standard for voting?
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying I don't want dumb people that don't know anything being encouraged to get out and vote, being like, go out and vote when you don't even understand.
You don't even understand that the Academy Awards is rigged and that people are paying to get those awards and that's why the movies always suck, because they don't care about even deceiving the population of thinking their movies are watchable anymore.
Yeah, it's like you don't.
Everything's rigged, everything's stupid.
If you don't realize how everything's fortified and and brought into the part, you should not be out there voting.
And the fact that we've changed voting into this weird thing where it's like it's everybody's duty.
It's not everybody's duty.
In fact, it never was entitled to be your duty and it shouldn't be.
And if you don't want to vote, you actually should not vote.
And if you don't know anything about voting, you should not go out and vote period, and that's why they always attack Republicans.
Well, they're trying to make it harder to vote, kind of.
Yeah, actually we are, because we actually don't want stupid people voting.
You're telling me someone's too dumb to get an id, but you want them choosing who the president of the United States is.
Think about that logic.
Oh, that person can't apply for an identification card, they're too dumb to get an a state id.
But yeah, they should.
They should determine who creates the policies for global relations and wars of this country.
Shut the up, seriously.
john doyle
Yeah, the founding fathers got that right, and that's the thing too.
Like you're mentioning, a lot of conservatives nowadays will just be like, the founding fathers were geniuses, brilliant men ahead of their time.
Well, what do you think about them saying that you shouldn't be able to vote if you don't own property?
Oh well, that was wrong.
No I, I love democracy.
They studied the founding thinkers, or the founders of western thought, like Plato, for example, articulated this very well with, uh, the ship.
Like, if you're on a ship, you don't want everybody getting a turn at the wheel like hey, let's go this way and this way, you want the most competent people being in charge of the ship and its navigation, which ultimately will affect everyone on the ship.
You don't want just everyone doing it for the novelty and the feel good of well yeah, we all get a say like that's not how it works.
When you're making big boy decisions, you need competent people making those decisions.
elijah schaffer
And I agree and that's why look, let's get into this next one, let's get into, let's get into the George Floyd the, the conspiracy that he, That George Floyd died from someone's knee on his neck.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let's talk about this.
That just didn't happen.
That's not what killed him.
Okay.
It's not.
According to science, let's talk about the science here, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you know that this has happened in a big twist?
Julie Grant said that Maurice Halls, I always have a hard time saying some of these names.
I don't know how to pronounce them.
Don't know why they're spelled that way.
But Maurice Hall's attorney says that his testimony could expose him to a third-degree murder charge, drug delivery resulting in death.
Okay, so Maurice Halls is the drug dealer of George Floyd, who I believe we found out was the person that was in the car with him at the time of his arrest.
Okay.
So it turns out that, you know, the toxicology report of the autopsy says that George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose amongst several other factors, but it was not from just direct asphyxiation due to a knee bing on his neck.
So we already know that.
The science says that the trial could be over today.
We've proven that's not what happened.
Now, whether or not that Chauvin actually, you know, broke procedure or if there was something that he did wrong, you know, that could get him in civic trouble or something.
I'm not going to comment yet on that.
But it's interesting that if the state's legal theory is positional asphyxiation, why I object to defense calling Halls a witness is the fact that he's not willing to go as a witness.
He's pleading the fifth because since the toxicology report says that his drug overdose is what killed him, if his drug dealer testifies, he's going to be implicated as the person who actually killed him, which proves already from what we're seeing in information that the real cause of this person's death, they must know that it's not Chauvin if the drug dealer will not testify.
If they're afraid that the actual penalty for the or the actual criminal accusation and charges are going to be shifted towards the drug dealer, this shows you how effed up this whole trial is.
They know Chauvin is not guilty to what they're charging him with.
I didn't say he's not guilty of anything.
I don't know.
I'm watching the trial, but he's not guilty to the charge that they're bringing him second-degree murder for sure.
But they're willing to withhold evidence and to withhold a witness intentionally to keep the blame off the person who appears to be actually responsible.
john doyle
Yeah.
And watching the trial, I've noticed that through all the state witnesses that they've brought, they've only acknowledged the use of substances once.
I think in the opening statement or something, one of the prosecutors, and by the way, the guy who's in charge of Derek Chauvin's defense, his name is something Nelson.
He's got one lawyer, and then that lawyer has an assistant.
That team, that two-person team, versus I think it's somewhere between 12 and 15 prosecutors on this case.
So it's actually just incredible legal work on Nelson's part.
But the only time they've acknowledged the substance use was, I think, in the opening statement or opening remarks or something.
And he said, well, you know, the defense is going to try to make the case that he overdosed on fentanyl, but fentanyl is an opiate and he would have been tired.
But as you can see, he's resisting arrest and he's like animated and he's lively.
So that's not true.
That's the only time they mentioned it.
And then they brought in a dozen people to cry and talk about how George Floyd was this saint and this great person and, you know, make everyone feel very emotional about it.
But what the defense has presented and what they're going to continue to present is that the pills that he was on weren't just fentanyl.
They were methamphetamine.
So that's why he was like all over the place.
He was like very, what's the word?
elijah schaffer
Erratic.
john doyle
Yeah, he was erratic.
He was stimulated.
He was on methamphetamine and fentanyl because what I believe happened is that he had pills and then he panicked because the police were there.
By the way, he was already like totally drunk.
He was the reason that he was still there when the police showed up is because he was passed out in the van after he left the convenience store.
And the people came out and were like, hey, man, you know, you paid with a counterfeit 20.
Just give us real money.
We'll make this all go away.
It's no big deal.
And he refused.
And so then the police came, they showed up and he was still there because he was passed out in the van.
And then they confronted him and the situation escalated from there.
But yeah, he panicked and he put the pills in his mouth, I guess.
And that's what caused the overdose.
elijah schaffer
And it's not the first time, right?
His, his Jack Pesobic released, as you saw on the screen there for a second, that George Floyd's girlfriend just testified that she had to rush him to the hospital two months before the arrest due to an overdose, spent several days in recovery.
john doyle
Do you know what her nickname was?
Do you hear about this?
unidentified
No.
john doyle
One of the viral clips of the George Floyd incident that made everybody weep tears was when he was crying out for his mom.
Mama, mama.
Turns out that woman's nickname was mama.
He called her mama.
So it's up in the air as to whether he was referring to his biological mother or to this girl who was his ex-girlfriend slash like lover slash co-addict.
Like they were both kind of in this destructive relationship together.
Or so I've so I've heard.
And so we won't know.
And that's the thing, like the low information voter, they see the clips that are mass marketed to them by the mainstream media.
They're not going to take the time to sit through eight hours of deposition every day.
It's just not going to happen.
And they should, frankly, they shouldn't be expected to.
I feel like we have a right in this country to not be lied to.
Maybe that's a violation of the First Amendment, but we're lied to a lot.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's what I was bringing up last week.
Like, we already know with the girlfriend, I didn't know about the mama part.
We already know the man in the car was a drug dealer.
We know that the prosecution witness testified that George Floyd was foaming in and out of his mouth, a notable indication of pathological fentanyl overdose, right?
These are very important things.
We also know that Ross recalls noticing white substance coming from Floyd's mouth during an overdose.
Defense is painting this picture for jurors that Floyd has a similar reaction on the day of his death, right?
This is not the first time that this has happened.
We continually see this happening time and time again.
And that's what I want to say.
We've come to the point where these conspiracy theories are leading to real unrest.
The idea that the media pushed that this man was killed in a racist attack from a police officer, this saint of George Floyd, which, and I hate, you know what?
I'm not going to use the F word again today.
I'm sorry.
But you know what?
john doyle
Sav will have to work so hard to bleep out yet an additional F word.
savanah hernandez
Three whole curse words.
elijah schaffer
But no, but you know, I get pissed.
I remember watching people being like, like, like even people I respect and are like, what I just saw was terrible.
It was horrible.
I'm like, bro, have you ever watched cops?
What you saw was no different than anything I've seen on cops like at any time in history.
It's like, no, what I saw, I go, no, what you're talking about is what you think you're feeling because you're being manipulated by a mass movement of a country thinking emotionally about something when they shouldn't because you're easily manipulated.
You're a weak person and you present yourself to be someone who thinks independently.
You present yourself to be somebody who understands what's going on in the world.
I don't care if you're an influencer, a sports player, you live in this country.
If you reacted to that and made up your conclusion based off of the status quo emotional direction of the country, you're pathetic and you're weak.
And there's no excuse.
And I know when my sister called me and talked to me about it, I go, I know it's not what they're saying it is.
And she goes, why?
I said, anytime there's a mass national reaction to something emotional before the facts come out, I know it's by design and it's by manipulation.
And I'm just not going to play into it.
I would, of course, fight for somebody if they were actually murdered in cold blood.
That's not what I saw.
And everyone's like, it was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
I was like, well, why don't you go on the internet for more than 11 minutes?
Because there's a lot of things like that that have occurred.
And you know what?
You're pretending this is the worst thing you've heard.
And everyone acting like this when every day there's shootings and murders just here in Texas, somebody just killed their, I think it was an Indian or Pakistan.
I think it was an Indian immigrant or one of these countries.
They just murdered their whole family and killed their sisters and their brothers.
Like that's demonstrably worse than what happened to George Floyd.
Easily.
Not that what happened to George Floyd is not bad, but it's like this kind of stuff happens all the time.
And to pretend like this was the worst thing that happened in 2020, you're just an absolute fool.
john doyle
Yeah, I'm so sick of people pretending that they actually like do research into things.
Like there's this trend of young people and they'll put stickers on their laptops that are like, free thinker, question everything.
I question everything.
And you'll sit down with them and coffee or something.
They'll be like, do you think there are aliens?
Do you think that there's a reason that the Illuminati triangle is on the $1 bill?
Do you think that it's like, whoa, whoa, wait, let me stop you there.
What do you think about the official media narrative of the death of George Floyd?
And they're like, they like flip out because it's embedded into their brains.
Even the whole thing, like the conspiracy theories that you're allowed to have are all approved.
Like, do you really think the CIA is like, no, they got a hold of the footage of the UFO?
Oh, no.
It's like that's all being intentionally disseminated.
Those are all approved conspiracy theories that you don't actually like question or look into things like the George Floyd narrative or what have you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I know that.
And I'm telling you guys this, before you go any further, I want to remind you guys, please don't give in to conspiracies, especially when people are trying to cheat you and steal you on the worst kinds of deals on predatory lending and whatnot.
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So let's talk about this.
You said about not questioning narratives.
This brings me up to an interesting point here.
Let me get to this.
You know, one of my favorite conspiracy theories right now, and we have to be careful with this one, is that Joe Biden is the most popular president in U.S. history.
Have you heard about that one?
john doyle
I heard about it.
I support it.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
We're living it right now.
We're living through one of the most popular presidencies in history, people.
elijah schaffer
I even have to look.
I have to look at this because I like it's so hard for me to know what lies they've made up that I'm like have to double-check what we even put in here.
I want to remind you that he is so popular.
If you pretty much go to any video of Joe Biden online, you will find very quickly that every video is massively ratioed in the down votes.
This one has 19,000 down votes, 6.8,000 upvotes.
I mean, these are all over the place.
From the White House, 2.8,000 to 239.
So from Jen Sackey one week ago, 4.8,000 down votes to 46 or whatever upvotes.
And we also have Biden giving his remarks.
He has 4,000 down votes to 638 upvotes.
I mean, the man virtually has no support.
john doyle
Well, there's a couple explanations for that.
The most obvious being Russian bots, but the one that I tend to subscribe to is that people were so excited by a point that he made so quickly that they just rapidly went to click the like button and they just missed.
savanah hernandez
So that happens sometimes on YouTube.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, can we tell you this?
The most unpopular president in history, though, it's really weird because if you look at side by side online, their videos, Trump on the left and Biden on the right, right, Trump has 246,000 upvotes and 20,000 down votes.
And then at the inauguration, which also has like, by the way, I might add that Trump has 6.2 million views on his video.
And then you look at Biden, the most popular president in U.S. history, right?
So it's the least compared to the most.
He only has 247,000 views on his inaugural address, which is like insane to even think that someone could get such low numbers.
Must be a glitch.
john doyle
My anti-porn dissertation, I think, got more views than that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
john doyle
Or at least like proportionally.
And that's the other thing, too.
It's just not only the ratio of the likes to dislikes, but the engagement.
Like, like you said, the most popular president, 84, 85 million votes, and he's got less than a quarter million views.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And it's like, look at that.
He's got 23,000 down votes.
Like nobody even like proportionally liked this video.
And what I mean is that people, this is why we're going to find out here in a second.
This is really, really important.
Check this out.
Oh, yeah, I actually have one more video here.
unidentified
Look at this.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, because see, and I put this in, Elijah, because I was like, but not all of his videos are downvoted.
Some of them are upvoted, like this one right here.
Joe Biden trips three times outboarding Air Force One, 41,000 upvotes.
elijah schaffer
And only 4.2,000 downvotes, meaning he's like, people only like the videos where he falls and stuff.
And so before I get into this, by saying that this is like, this is what I want to talk about, because we're not talking about fraud here and we're not talking about fortifying elections because that is something that we would never question.
It's so realistic that he's the real president that I wouldn't even dare to question it.
What I do want to question is his actual popularity because the media says he's the most popular president in U.S. history with the country right now.
And it's so weird that online, where honestly, popularity is gauged.
And I would say that in our culture, fundamentally, your engagement, your ratio online as a person, the president is now an influencer.
It is.
Everyone's got to engage in the vote.
We've all got to get out our little pens and our little phones and get our little bubbles in and just get in like our little boy, you know, get our little boy into office.
That's what it is now.
It's a freaking joke.
The whole, the whole election process is an absolute joke.
People like when this guy messes up and they don't like when he says anything.
They don't watch when he says anything.
And comparatively to the most hated president in the world, you'd expect to see a similar reaction.
And it's just not the case.
john doyle
It's literally like when North Korea will release statements like, Kim Jong-un has a 99% approval rating in the updated count or something like that.
elijah schaffer
His penis is 12 inches and all wives are satisfied.
john doyle
Yeah, exactly.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's cool, Kim.
Glad to know you're starting your stuff.
You saw that when they made him say, fake that he walked up a mountain?
Like, we're in the same position.
Do you remember that?
john doyle
No.
elijah schaffer
He got, you know, remember?
So, like, they, they got caught.
They, they try to make a whole press release that Kim Jong-un walked up a giant mountain in dress shoes and a suit.
But like, it turned out that like a picture got leaked.
He got dropped off in a helicopter.
And they were like, look, our strong and fierce leader walked up giant mountain in beautiful shoes and never broke sweat.
And that's what we have now is like, look, our president walks upstairs without falling.
And like, that's where we're at.
john doyle
See, in some ways, I would almost prefer the North Korean model because like you, you know, if you're in North Korea.
elijah schaffer
Quote him, quote him.
john doyle
If you know that if you're in North Korea, that your vote doesn't matter and like, you know, they're going to do whatever they want to do.
elijah schaffer
I don't think they vote.
john doyle
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
john doyle
Like you literally can't even vote.
Here, you can vote or whatever, but that requires either voter fraud or fortification, which makes your voice illegitimate.
And then like brainwashing.
So because they're going to do what they want anyway.
So they have to justify that with mass brainwashing.
So I would almost prefer to live and be able to keep my thoughts and not have to suffer the consequences of just thinking things and then just know that like my fat leader is going to fake climb a mountain or something.
elijah schaffer
At least you know that.
Because you know that, you know that this is, they got caught early on.
He's so popular that Facebook, Instagram transferred accounts to the Biden administration accounts.
They took everyone who followed Trump and they transferred the followers to his social account so that he would gain followers to make it look like people wanted to follow his administration online and cared about what he was thinking.
And you actually couldn't unfollow.
For a while, they kept it stuck so people had to stay followed to the administration.
They dropped it after a couple weeks.
But this is from Yahoo News, actually, is that Facebook on Wednesday confirmed that it has transferring the millions of followers of the official Facebook and Instagram White House accounts to the Biden administration.
So they actually took millions of people who followed Trump and they just forcibly put them on a president, which is a sign of popularity.
When people force you to like somebody, force you to follow their content, it almost reminds me of our pages where they force people off of our pages.
john doyle
We're not popular.
elijah schaffer
I'm happy about that.
I want them to transfer more of my people onto Biden.
I think nobody knows what freedom is than a tech company in Silicon Valley deciding forcibly what content a person should and should not consume based off of pre predetermined criteria that they came up with against the will of the person.
That's like a freak, that's awesome.
john doyle
Yeah, no, I'm inclined to agree.
Scholars of the founding thinkers of Western civilization over in Silicon Valley.
That's how I've always kind of depicted them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and yeah, okay, maybe this is a bad example, but you know what's funny?
If you actually watch the social network, the movie about Mark Zuckerberg, I love that movie.
It's like it literally the movie is that Mark Zuckerberg has been a bad person since the start of his life, a narcissistic, horrible person with a bitterness against the world.
And maybe your IQ a little bit.
You remind me of Mark Zuckerberg, but nice.
I low-key have always kind of related to that movie a little bit, the autism I'm like a Christian, you're like a Christian Mark Zuckerberg, but watching his interaction with women in the beginning, just I was like, John.
john doyle
Well, okay, first of all, that's not true.
That is not even remotely true.
elijah schaffer
I'm messing, dude.
I'm messing.
I just know that.
I just know that high IQ people have this real like dominance complex.
And if you don't have the humility of God or Christ coming into you, you can become a very evil person.
You have a high propensity to be very evil, but God has saved you from being a very evil person.
He's actually, John's a great person, actually.
And so it's like, yeah, Sav.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, John's great.
Not mean at all.
Not a misogynist ever.
john doyle
Correct.
You are saying things that are true.
However, your tone suggests.
savanah hernandez
No, no, no.
This is all about truth.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please speak over me.
Continue.
john doyle
Thank you.
To talk about how you're not saying things.
Excuse me.
You are saying things that are true.
However, your tone suggests that you don't know that they are true.
savanah hernandez
My apologies, John.
john doyle
I will adjust my men more talking.
Back to the social network.
It's like what you said with Mark Zuckerberg's always been a terrible person.
You clearly did not watch the last part of the movie where, who was it, Karen from the office says, You're not an Mark.
You're just trying so hard to be.
And then he's like, friend requesting the girl from the first scene.
He's like, refreshing.
It's totally pathetic.
He's a pathetic man.
I don't care if he's a king of what is it, two billion people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's a loser.
And I'm telling you this, like, you know, by the way, speaking of that, it's like Mark Zuckerberg's not popular, even though he's powerful.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He's not popular.
People don't like Mark Zuckerberg.
I think he's generally hated across the country by the left and the right.
He's universally despised, I would say.
Did you know who saw this?
That in Ohio State, Joe Biden, the most popular president in history, was met by two dozen supporters to giving a speech.
One of his first times out for his supporters to show up.
And he was met by about 24 people, showed up to support him on a street corner.
Like this is literally his support that actually came out.
That was by Kristen Taylor from Gateway Pundit.
And it's like, look at this.
Look at the support.
It's like six people, six students actually.
Just go to school there.
john doyle
No, it's literally incredible.
We did a speech at the University of Arizona in January.
We had more people than that.
We did a rally at the state capitol in Michigan.
We had 10 times as many people as that.
It's incredible how disengaged this population is with this president.
Like the ratio of their support to their displays of that support is just incredible.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it would almost be like, it would almost be like a probable answer would be like, maybe they didn't actually all vote for him, but that's not realistic.
I wouldn't go with that because that would be fake news.
I would be like, and I would go, I'd go, remember they freaked out about the Obama and Trump inauguration, about who had more, basically saying that it was Russia collusion or Russia bots that got Trump in because he had less people at his inauguration.
Well, nobody beat both of them better than Joe Biden.
Remember this image actually from Joe Biden's inauguration when there was just at least 250 people there, at least because of security threats.
Remember, it wasn't because he's the least popular president in American history who has fortified his way into office and nobody actually likes him.
It was actually because of security threats because of grandmas at the Capitol.
And so they couldn't let anyone come, even near to the Capitol.
They had to keep everyone really far off.
All of those people that were trying to come in, they had to put flags out for them instead to commemorate all the people that wanted to see Joe Biden get inaugurated.
So then they couldn't go.
So then they all went online.
All 247,000 of them went online and watched his inauguration.
john doyle
Yeah.
No, it's very telling about an incoming regime when they have to fortify the grounds on which the inauguration will occur with what was it, like a thousand National Guards.
elijah schaffer
I think we're like 20, it was like 20,000.
john doyle
So much more than that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think it was like it was a standing military.
They had to use a standing, they had to use a military occupation to get him into office.
john doyle
Yeah, fortified.
elijah schaffer
Fortify him in the office.
You know, and that's honestly.
I think we have this too.
Oh, yeah.
Also, this is just to end with this.
And you know that, you know, he's so healthy and so in office.
You saw this that they gave Kamala Harris now her own resolute desk.
You saw this.
The Navy actually designed her own desk.
They used it from reclaimed wood from the USS Constitution, like the oldest warship, and also from one of the sunken ships.
They took some of the metal from it from Pearl Harbor, I think it was, and they made her her own presidential desk.
And the article literally was titled, The Press Release was A Desk Fit for the President, as if she is the president.
john doyle
Yeah, I mean, she's going to need a desk like that to be doing president's work, which effectively she is.
And also, I mean, it just, the boot fits so well.
If there's anybody who has respect for the Constitution, it'd be Kamala Harris.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
john doyle
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
You know what they say?
I saw it, but what's his name?
Sadesi Kelly said.
He said, hey, you're saying something.
I think it's under the regards of like, you're saying she's filling the role of the colours.
savanah hernandez
I mean, she's already started taking head of state calls.
She's handling the border crisis, apparently.
elijah schaffer
She knows how to be, she already knows what it takes to be filled.
So, you know.
john doyle
Oh.
savanah hernandez
Oh, Lord.
elijah schaffer
No, well, you said about filling the duties of the office.
savanah hernandez
Right.
john doyle
Your mind went somewhere bad with it.
And I think that says more about you.
elijah schaffer
That's the sexualization of women or culture, which we fight against.
john doyle
We do.
elijah schaffer
We do.
We fight for that.
Anyways, guys, we're going to talk about more of these in the future.
We have a lot more of these blue and on conspiracy theories.
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john doyle
True.
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john doyle
So true.
So true.
unidentified
Yeah.
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john doyle
Should we petition or should we?
I'm not going to.
I was going to say we get a Zoomer mob and just storm the Blaze office.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that'll really help.
You know, I'm sure Zoomer mobs ratioing people's videos.
john doyle
Your millennials can show up too.
We can build a coalition.
This infighting, it's not helping our cause.
elijah schaffer
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You'll probably get shot, to be completely honest.
john doyle
And on that note, with the Northwest Retention holster.
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