Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - The Homeless Poop Wars of Los Angeles

Jan. 6, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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The Homeless Poop Wars of Los Angeles | Ep 34

The homeless are weaponizing their diarrhea, and it’s as disgusting as it sounds. Liberty Hangout is canceled for trying to confront Michael Knowles, vegans are suing Burger King, and the ACLU wants you to know that men get pregnant too.

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	A homeless man dumped a bucket of stuff on your head.
	A bucket of his diarrhea.
	I didn't want it to be in my mouth, but it was running down my eyes.
	Welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman.
	Today we have some interesting stories on the table.
	Number one, the homeless people are dumping their diarrhea on the heads of citizens, and citizens and the homeless are fighting each other on the streets of Los Angeles.
	It's crazy.
	We're also going to talk about how Caitlin Bennett or the Kent State gun girl got canceled by Yaff and Michael Knowles and what are we doing about it?
	As well as something absolutely crazy.
	You wouldn't believe this.
	Vegans are doing insane stuff and they're actually suing Burger King of all places.
	and a much more coming up all right today we have two wonderful guests today we have We have Jamie.
	Your last name's Joseph?
	Yeah, Joseph.
	Gerard Joseph?
	What do you mean?
	What is your actual last name?
	Is it hyphenated?
	It's Roebuck Joseph.
	Well, it says Gerard Joseph when you call people.
	You called me and it said Gerard Joseph's calling.
	I thought it was going to be a man.
	And what's your address?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, what's your phone number?
	No, so you're the editor-in-chief of Scriber News, which is a new emerging platform.
	News, explain me what it is.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, so it's non-partisan news.
	And I guess what makes us different is we have the bias technology meter at the bottom of each article so readers can rate what they thought, like the bias of the author.
	Okay, so it's basically because you always know there's bias, but they can see if it's liberal or conservative bias.
	It's just to keep us like more accountable on the editorial side of things, be more honest.
	But is anyone checking to see if people are trolling the articles?
	Yeah, so sometimes they do.
	Like some people who are clearly more right-leaning, like it'll just be like left-leaning for some reason.
	So we're going to try and integrate some sort of like fairness, like, you know, have a scriber judgment as well as like the reader.
	Cool.
	Well, that's new.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Awesome.
	Well, welcome to the show.
	We also have Austin Fletcher.
	You guys probably mostly know him, host of Fleck Us Talks.
	Welcome.
	Hi, Elijah.
	Thanks for having me on.
	Always good to see you.
	Nice to be here again.
	Yeah.
	So, okay, so first of all, we got some crazy stuff going on today.
	Like I said, we have absolutely weird stories.
	It never gets old, by the way, in America.
	But first, I want to give a quick word from our sponsors.
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	Okay, it's a cricket sweater.
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	They're speaking on the floor.
	When I was a kid, I remember I was sick and I got up and I just pooped in the hallway.
	Wow.
	Well, you're not homeless?
	Yeah, well, okay, we're going to get into pooping on people.
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	Anyway, let's get into the story for today.
	So today, I know, I know.
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	You have that.
	I'm not being paid to say that.
	That just sounds like a good thing to get.
	It won't fix a broken marriage either, but other than that, it can fix a lot.
	So today's story, by the way, is this new segment called, What the Hell, America?
	Because there's a lot of that going on.
	And before we get into that, I just want to let you know that right now in Los Angeles, the attacks from homeless on people are becoming an epidemic.
	And people are actually getting scared to walk on public roads because of homeless people on you.
	We've talked about this before.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've been trying to distance myself from the poop stuff, but here we are again.
	Can't avoid it.
	Elijah and I were one time coming to the studio and a group of elderly women, like probably 50s and 60s, were like, oh, we're big fans of you guys.
	Elijah, you're doing such good work with slightly offensive.
	Fuck you and the poop stuff.
	And I was like, oh man, I need to kind of like recalibrate a little bit.
	But hey, here we are.
	If that's what I'm here to talk about, let's talk about it.
	All right, so we're going to play a clip.
	I'm warning you for if you're a young child or if you're just a normal person who lives in a civilized world, this may be graphic.
	Very disgusting.
	A homeless man dumped a bucket of stuff on your head.
	A bucket of his diarrhea.
	I didn't want it to be in my mouth, but it was running down my eyes.
	For over a year, the NBC 4I team has been tracking crimes where the suspects are homeless.
	Tonight we have learned those incidents are skyrocketing.
	Investigative reporter Joel Grover reports on the growing threat linked to the untreated mental illness and drug addiction on LA's Streets of Shame.
	Keep your eye on the woman walking out of this apartment building.
	A homeless man approaches and suddenly smacks her in the head.
	There are now thousands of crimes a year like this one in which the suspects are homeless and in many cases suffering from mental illness or substance abuse.
	It's so traumatic.
	Sorry.
	Heidi Van Tassel was walking to her car near Hollywood's Walk of Fame when, according to police and court records, a transient with schizophrenia and psychotic disorders dumped feces all over her.
	A bucket of his diarrhea.
	It was liquid, hot liquid.
	I was soaked and I couldn't see what was coming off of my eyelashes into my eyes.
	Paramedics rushed her to the hospital and she now needs to be tested for infectious diseases every three months.
	It's something I won't ever forget.
	It was, I mean, it was disgusting.
	It was awful.
	And it changed my life.
	Heidi Van Tassel says she's experiencing PTSD from that attack seven months ago.
	It's changed the way I feel walking on the street.
	Okay, well, why is it that most of our shows end up just being about poop?
	I think it's because we live in LA.
	Yeah, here's what's really crazy is they were saying that nobody who lives in these situations, meaning just normal situations in LA, nobody who lives here can really be healthy.
	As in us, which is saying something.
	That's why I look like this.
	Yeah.
	No, but really, so I want to get into this.
	So first of all, you know, this is not just a problem, right?
	Poop on the head.
	This is disgusting.
	You're a girl.
	You walk around.
	Do you feel safe on the streets?
	Not in Los Angeles, no, especially in Hollywood, because you can see them all on the sidewalks.
	You can see piss and poop just like on the sides of buildings, just like, yeah, it's gross.
	Well, and do you even feel good?
	Because you actually dress nicely.
	You take time to get ready.
	Don't you feel dirty when you just walk on the streets?
	Like, isn't it just disgusting?
	It's gross.
	I take a shower right when I get home.
	Ugh, yeah, but you don't live.
	You live out, what, Temecula or Desert?
	I live like a little bit cleaner.
	All right, so I want to get into this.
	So by the way, this whole idea of the homeless attacking people is becoming such a big problem that a recent article from the LA Times came out.
	This is a title, by the way.
	This is not from a third world country.
	It's called Firecrackers, Molotov Cocktails, Fire Attacks Have Shaken LA's Homeless Community.
	And it says that the acts have involved homeless on homeless violence, as well as targeted attacks from outsiders, leaving some activists concerned that frustration with the city's growing homeless population has reached a violent tipping point.
	There were 2,500 fires involving the homeless community throughout Los Angeles.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	I keep laughing at this stuff because it's like, you can't believe it, right?
	It's like a Mad Max world that we live in.
	It's like, you're like, you're reading this, like, seriously.
	I read this as if, like, this is not a joke.
	Double the number of the city saw in 2017.
	So it's getting worse, said Captain Patrick Leonard of Los Angeles Fire Department's arson and counterterrorism section.
	So we have counter-terrorists actually on employment trying to stop homeless violence.
	Like we have counter-terrorist units.
	In other places, New York, it's like Muslims and things like that.
	But here we're focused on the actual homeless.
	They're trying to figure out the motive and like have like the strings on the on the board, like trying to figure out why did they do it.
	And it's like, ah, it's pretty random, man.
	It's a lot of mental illness.
	And the Quran put the poop on her head.
	No.
	Poop.
	Why today?
	What time did it happen?
	1043, 1043, 3401.
	But as we said, there's already been 2,320 such incidents in Los Angeles, meaning figure is on pace to rise for the second year.
	So we've doubled it.
	The numbers include arson as well as accidental fires.
	The fires add another dangerous challenge to those living in the streets, in addition to the obvious risk of injury.
	Through the first six months of 2019, violent crimes targeting homeless victims have jumped 34%, which is what brings me to the discussion.
	People are getting so tired of the homeless problem, they're literally beginning to turn on them and become violent towards them.
	What do you think about that?
	I want to go back really quick because you said this is not a third world country.
	Just to bring in some like personal experience, my family's from Trinidad, which is a third world country.
	And they have a population of 1.3 million.
	They're the size of LA.
	And they only have about 400 homeless people.
	And that's a country with a deep level of corruption.
	And they can take care of their homeless people better than California is.
	And it is, but it's not even just a problem.
	It's like you don't see the government doing anything.
	Don't you like, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, people are attacking these people.
	They're lighting their encampments on fire.
	They're throwing, like, I think earlier in the article, it talks about a homeless man woke up because someone threw a firecracker and blew up his tent or whatever.
	It's like the people are seeing the government is not taking care of these people.
	The homeless people are attacking us.
	And so people are just starting to like, they're going to, I think they're going to just like start killing people.
	Like, I think there's probably a serial killer out on the streets of LA murdering hundreds of these people.
	For sure.
	And my tip would be: if you come to LA, if you come to California, this is kind of how I lived.
	I used to live in Skid Row area, so I know how to go about it.
	Assume everyone coming towards you or walking behind you or crossing the street next to you is going to try to dump diarrhea on you.
	That's what you have to do.
	And that's how I've lived my life.
	I was on the road to try to stab me.
	I mean, one time I stepped in human poop, and that was like that lady said, like, oh, I think about it every day.
	It changed my life forever.
	Like, that happened to me from stepping in it.
	What happened to her is like.
	She has to get tested for HIV and like hepatitis every month.
	I mean, I helped a guy.
	I had a podcast on this previously, but I had helped a guy to get some food.
	He like shook my hand and stuff like that.
	And he told me he had MRSA, hepatitis, and HIV.
	And I had to go get tested for infection just for buying a guy Panda Express.
	Like you can try to do it.
	Like just to be a Christian here, you risk contracting HIV to buy someone some orange chicken.
	Every three months.
	Did you throw out those shoes?
	Oh, yeah.
	And he's like, I'm wearing them now.
	He picks them up on the desk.
	Yeah, okay.
	And so this brings it up, though.
	This is not a joke.
	Because there's another article from USA Today that says, as homeless are suffering, risk of hepatitis, typhus, and other diseases growing.
	And I read you, this is really remarkable.
	It says the Center for Disease Control and Prevention said Americans with typhoid fever are usually infected abroad.
	Probably places like Trinidad and stuff.
	But in Los Angeles.
	This is what you always see in America.
	It's like, here's the state of America, but in LA.
	There's always a but when it comes to Los Angeles.
	A police department employee assigned to the city's traditional homeless epicenter as the place of infection of bacteria in downtown LA, the head of business improvement district sobbed.
	So the department, the head of the business department, a government official, was crying in this interview as she talked about the issue and government inaction.
	She said, it's a disgrace.
	We are not doing anything to alleviate a human tragedy, said Estella Lopez, executive director of the Central City East Association, which hires cleanup crews.
	Every day she said the challenges stack up.
	It is trash.
	It is rats.
	It is unchecked garbage.
	People using buckets for bathrooms.
	It's a threat to public health.
	She said her crews pick up five to seven tons of waste a day in the city and they don't even scratch the surface.
	Damn.
	Wow.
	Do we have anything to say about that?
	Is there anything to say?
	Well, I mean, they used to have like containment areas in the 70s and they had like public bathrooms and things like that.
	But then they got rid of them because they were finding people doing like prostitution and like selling drugs out of them.
	So it's like, how do we find a solution then?
	Because whenever you go talk to these homeless people, they're like, we need more bathroom stalls.
	We need more showers.
	But it's like they had that and then they got rid of it.
	What about insane asylums?
	What happened to those?
	We should open insane asylums again.
	That's what they do in Trinidad.
	They check them into psychiatric homes.
	Yeah, but you have to, like, I feel like the gray line with that is that people go, well, then you can start like kind of like the red flag laws, like locking people up who shouldn't be there.
	But I think there should just be like a warning system.
	hey if you like it's not like it's not like hey if you're like yelling at the sky it's like if you light chairs on fire again in a restaurant that's where we're at like if you throw another bucket of poop on someone's head you're not any buckets of poop until you're sent away Right, that's what I'm saying.
	It's got to be like a thing.
	It's like, hey, man, so like you stab someone.
	It has to be one, right?
	It's sad we've gotten to that point, though, where it's like, we're not talking about just locking people up who are like a little bit schizo.
	We're talking about people who are like just assaulting human beings.
	If you hit that woman, you'd be in jail for 15 years.
	Yeah.
	That guy got hit and his dog didn't do anything.
	That was so embarrassing for him on TV.
	It's like, oh, yeah, here's me getting hit.
	And then there's my dog.
	Bad boy doesn't deserve treats.
	Yeah, he's not going to the house.
	It's true.
	And that's the state of it.
	And honestly, guys, I'm telling you.
	So if you want to move to LA, you can get poop thrown on your head, which is why we moved this studio out of central LA and into the suburbs.
	But still, still, I've mentioned this.
	I mean, the building next door is completely closed down.
	We've had two homeless people die next door in the last year alone.
	I mean, it's not exactly a good area.
	Like, this is considered a better area of LA.
	And it's, I mean, it's still not the best.
	It's not good.
	It's disgusting.
	Someone tried to kidnap my wife, actually.
	Do you know about that?
	No.
	Yeah.
	Someone tried to kidnap her.
	So she was walking at night.
	This is not a joke.
	She was walking at night and a guy in a white van circled like six or seven times.
	And then she called me as he was circling this saying, come out, you got to come find me.
	So while I'm running out, he's already pulling over next to her in the white van while no one's around.
	You're like Liam Neeson and you're like.
	Yeah, I shot him.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	And I'm running up and he sees me and he zooms away.
	Like he literally, she just went to go on a walk and a guy tried to kidnap her.
	It's like a movie, but it's not a joke.
	And this is a good part of LA.
	Yeah, and then rents over like 2,000 bucks.
	And you get kidnapped on the street and there's dump everywhere.
	People not only use their dump on the ground, they're trying to pour dump on you.
	Yeah, he's like, you have to worry about dump and kidnapping.
	She was crying that whole night.
	It was very scarring.
	But it was like, but it was funny because the next day we just got over it.
	She's like, oh, don't worry.
	It was just like, it was just an almost kidnapping.
	Like, at least someone didn't pour HIV-infected dump on your head.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, you have to get tested every three months.
	Tested every three months.
	Imagine like encroaching in someone's life like that.
	Every three months you have to get tested now.
	Well, it's an open mail, dude.
	Welcome to the liberal utopia.
	All right, our next segment is called, I can't do it.
	We're just calling it.
	It's called, I can't do it.
	No, it's called, my voice is messy.
	Come on, do it.
	You know, when liberals freak out about everything?
	You know, we're going to get into that.
	And then we're also going to get into canceled as well with Caitlin Bennett.
	These are going to be a really good segment.
	So let's jump first into Caitlin Bennet on this series of Canceled, where we're going to look at people who have been canceled, shut down, and silenced on the left and the right.
	This is going to be really, really awesome.
	And I got to talk about this.
	This is controversial.
	So Caitlin Bennett, of course, is somebody who was kicked out of Turning Point USA, a nonprofit conservative group, for basically putting up a no-safe space event where they wore diapers.
	Were you familiar with that one?
	Do you remember that?
	Where they put on diapers on college campus?
	And they wore diapers and pretended to be liberals and they just got kicked out kind of wearing diapers.
	I did not hear about that.
	With the conservatives made fun of liberals and wore diapers?
	Yeah, it's like they made like a fake safe space and they had like toys and like pacifiers on the college.
	And they put diapers on?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Took it far.
	Yeah, well, I think there was more to the story.
	There was more to the story.
	Originally, Charlie was in support or something, and then there was some drama, and then they got kicked out.
	But I know that because of that, there's always been a little bit of rift between Caitlin and Turning Point for a variety of reasons.
	People have these kind of rifts.
	So what happens basically is Michelle Malkin, who was a network speaker for YAF.
	She's also a previous employee of CRTV.
	She was fired for not disavowing Nicholas J. Fuentes.
	And basically, people are saying, since you won't disavow him, you're fired because of her speech.
	So then Caitlin Bennett goes to Michael Knowles' speech, who's currently one of the speakers for YAF, another nonprofit, and tries to ask him if he'll stand up for her getting fired and this happens.
	I wanted to ask you a question.
	I think it was you.
	We're not allowed to talk.
	We're not allowed to talk on behalf of YAF.
	But you were the one telling, no, that's Caitlin Bennett.
	Don't.
	No, it was a misunderstanding.
	I promise.
	Can you explain that?
	It was a misunderstanding.
	I was just telling her that that was who you were.
	Then why were you doing the like no?
	I'm sorry, we're not allowed to talk.
	I'm sorry.
	Why aren't you allowed to talk to me if you don't want me to ask you?
	Because we don't want me.
	Yes, you do.
	Yes, you do.
	Then why did you give that no symbol?
	I can't remember doing that, but if I did, that was honestly, I promise it was not anything about you.
	I was just, she didn't recognize you or know you, so I wanted to let her know that that was you.
	Come on, guys.
	You were wondering about that.
	Guys, come on.
	I really promise.
	Come on.
	Be honest with me.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm putting an end to this.
	This police officer's right there, and I need to talk about it.
	I've got a curse.
	This is a public campus.
	I know.
	What are you talking about?
	You sat there and you're like, that's Caitlin Bennett, and you said no.
	You guys are conservatives.
	You guys want to work for a conservative organization, but you won't let other conservatives ask the question?
	I honestly, I promise it was not.
	Then why don't you come and explain it to me so I know?
	I'm not really supposed to talk about it, I don't think.
	You don't allow to talk about why you said no?
	I didn't.
	I just it was not about you.
	It was really a misunderstanding.
	Then come explain it to me.
	So they're getting the cops.
	It was a misunderstanding.
	I promise.
	I would just like to know if you could just explain it to me, then that would be great.
	It was just that she hit it in a forest in the conversation.
	I don't think that's true.
	Yeah, what are the cops going to do?
	I'm in a public building, a public campus, just trying to ask some questions.
	There again, conservatives trying to use the state to come in and silence people they don't like.
	There they go.
	This is conservative ink.
	These are the people who are telling you what to think, what you must believe in, what you can't speak out in support of.
	You must disavow certain things.
	This is who they are.
	They run to the police when you want to call them out on something.
	We're waiting for Michael Knowles.
	We want to ask him if he'll stand up for Michelle Malkin, his colleague at YAF, who got left out to dry because she refused to disavow people that Conservative Inc. wanted her to disavow.
	She said, I'm not going to do it.
	You can't tell me what to do.
	I don't see really anything that these people should be disavowed.
	All right, so let's start with you, Jamie.
	Obviously, this is an interesting situation.
	People that are unfamiliar with it, they can Google it.
	They can look up what's going on here of internal fighting on the right.
	But Michelle Malcolm was fired, whatever, for this very reason.
	She was going to ask some questions.
	Do you feel like Caitlin was justified in the situation?
	Do you think Gaff was justified?
	What's your thoughts?
	Okay, I was actually going to ask you to kind of explain it because I was a little...
	Well, she was trying to ask Michael Knowles.
	She was trying to get in to ask Michael Knowles the simple question or to get in to ask them questions of why they would disavow her getting fired for that.
	And basically they ended up just kind of like, they were giving like hand signals and stuff like that.
	I got looked in for comment and like saying, don't talk to Caitlin Bennett, who, by the way, has nothing to do with this America First movement or conservative Inc.
	She does her own, she does her own thing.
	She's not even directly involved in any of this infighting kind of stuff, but she just does what she always does.
	She just confronts people and tries to ask them.
	They acted really scared.
	It was very awkward.
	They were like inching away towards like the police officers.
	No matter where you stand on this, that's what I'm saying.
	I mean, they definitely were keeping her out.
	And I'm just saying, is she justified in trying to ask this question?
	Were they justified?
	What do you think about the situation?
	Yeah, I think she's justified to go into an event and ask a public figure a question.
	Like, I don't see a reason why they were trying to keep her out.
	So I don't know.
	That's just me personally.
	I don't know.
	But do you feel like, do you feel like, because the point is, the arguments that's being made is that people are like gatekeeping anybody who doesn't follow the mainstream conservative ideology.
	Like they're basically like militantly keeping and blocking people from being a part of the conversation.
	That's kind of what I think she's trying to convey is like because she doesn't fall in line with directly what this group, which I don't know, who the hell came up with Conservative Inc.?
	Where did that come from?
	I think it came from the Nick Fuentez Groiper Conservative Inc. dissident right or whatever the two were.
	But I mean, is this Yaff's event?
	Yes.
	So I'm going to look at it with like the gay baker cake thing and be like, if Yaff doesn't want to let her in, fine.
	She's not allowed in.
	Now she can go make a viral video, put it on the internet, show it to a million people, and the people watching can be like, ooh, I'm not that happy with Yaff or, ooh, Yaff did a great thing.
	And then they can kind of like figure it out that way.
	I'm cool with this, how this played out.
	If there want to be gatekeepers that establish themselves within the movement that are going to start gatekeeping, then it's like you're going to have like these Groyper Wars.
	You're going to have people exposing it.
	So it's like it kind of holds these people accountable.
	So for as much as it is kind of unfortunate to see the infighting, it is almost like making us leaner for the fight, which is 2020 is how I'm seeing it.
	It's like preseason football.
	You fight with your own team.
	Everyone gets better.
	Everyone gets in really good shape.
	And then the season happens and you're all one team going forward.
	So I think that's kind of what's happening now.
	I don't see it going too far in a radical direction.
	I don't know, though, because one of the weird things is like people keep asking me to take sides in all this too.
	Yeah, me too.
	Like, take a side.
	Who are you with?
	I don't have to do anything.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I don't want to listen to you.
	And then what's funny is when they actually ask you what your real views are on all this infighting and stuff, and I share my real views, and then one group says, oh, you're too controversial.
	It's like the conservative ink people tell me, like, sometimes or blacklist me from things.
	So they go, you're too fringy.
	And the fringe people go, oh, you're conservative ink.
	And it's like, maybe I'm just me.
	Maybe I've never changed.
	Maybe I don't support Israel because Glenn Beck paid me to do it.
	Maybe I just believe in the state of Israel.
	People go, you're a shill.
	Here you go shilling for Israel.
	You're like, dude, I've always had these same views.
	It's like, why would you get hired at a barber if you didn't know how to cut hair?
	Why would you get hired in an organization that is pro-Israel probably if you were against Israel?
	They didn't tell me to believe what I believe.
	I probably fit in with a certain organization because I held similar views.
	But then it's like, oh, so you're just another stock and you just fall in line with everything they believe.
	It's like, no, probably the most pro-Trump person, one of the more pro-Trump people at the Blaze.
	I've been since day one.
	I've been always against people who make, I mean, you know, who took them lightly, the never Trumpers.
	And it's like, why can't you just accept that there's no distinct lines?
	Like, you're a conservative ink or you're this Groiper person.
	Like, why don't you just let people be free thinkers?
	Right.
	And I'm totally for like having a discussion and everything, but you shouldn't be like forced to speak to somebody if you don't want to speak to them, right?
	So like a lot of people in the Groiper movement are like, oh, answer these questions, answer these questions.
	Charlie Kirk doesn't want to answer these questions.
	And it's like, well, he doesn't like have to if he doesn't want to.
	You know, like he might be doing a bad job like for his own PR, but like he's not forced to do anything.
	Is it disingenuous for him not to?
	That's the argument.
	And that they'll talk to, like Mike Cernovich put up a good thing.
	You might have a comment on this.
	He was saying, like, basically, like Dan Crenshaw and these people will sit down with like abortionists and like really people that are far left, you know, people that are like black nationalists, people that are looking, you know, they're against white people, like anti-white racists, but like you won't sit down with anyone on like that you consider, even if you, even if they are bad people, let's just give the benefit of the doubt.
	Let's say either team is completely right about each other when we're talking to them and conservative ink's evil or the groipers are evil, whatever.
	You talk to them.
	It's like the idea is so are people who kill babies, but I'll sit down and talk to an abortionist doctor and I'm not really like, I don't give what the threat is of talking to people and actually answering them.
	And someone doesn't believe in abortion or does, that's where you have to have the argument.
	Like, why do I not agree that abortion is a good idea?
	And I have to sit down and kind of explain myself.
	And a lot of people won't agree.
	They'll get mad at me.
	They'll say I'm against women and everything.
	But I'm willing to take that to have the conversation.
	But I think that what Mike was pointing out is like, it's just disingenuous a little bit.
	He doesn't even like Nick Fuentez.
	He even wrote on his tweet, like, I think he's too offensive, too out there.
	I'm not, don't think he's like, I don't agree with where he goes.
	I don't think his followers are great.
	But that, but he's still saying, but like the fact that you will go out of your way to talk to all these other people you disagree with, and then you won't talk to a certain group of people you disagree with.
	They just think it's disingenuous.
	And I can see it.
	Yeah, I definitely can see both sides.
	So it's like, yeah, it's like the best ideas are supposed to win.
	And it's like, well, if, I don't know, Turning Pointer Charlie Kirk doesn't want to be labeled like, oh, you're entertaining these white nationalists-labeled conservatives.
	And it's like, I can see how that might get messy, but I still think that they should, he should at least sit down or, you know, just hammer it out that way.
	Yeah, I think the truth's in the middle here.
	Like, yeah, there should be an entertainment of ideas at the same time.
	Charlie Kirk runs a 501c3.
	The same time Nick Fuentez has, I think, 70,000 followers.
	He's been ripping up and growing.
	I'm getting like 20 or 30, someone told me to gain like 20,000 a month.
	But like, no one has to do anything.
	Like, yeah, maybe there should be a discussion.
	Like, that could be beneficial.
	Maybe there isn't going to be one.
	But, you know, it's not shutting down free speech if you don't invite people to your private events.
	That's just like, you know, essentially with the aft or whatever this is.
	It's like, you don't, no one has to do anything.
	Well, and I think this is what I brought up to someone that was really interesting about this: there's this complaint about gatekeepers, which is a real issue always.
	But you brought up earlier, like, gatekeeping is not clearly as big of the deal as it was before the age of the internet.
	Like, Nick's a good example.
	Like, he had his ideas, he wanted to get big, and now he's suddenly growing and getting his audience.
	And it's like, there's no, nobody can stop him from getting the Twitter followers unless he literally got deleted.
	But, like, nobody can literally tell Twitter, don't let people follow him.
	He's growing in this following because that's kind of the freedom of the internet.
	You can draw people, even if you get kicked off platforms, you can make your own websites and stuff.
	You can draw people to you.
	And Ben Shapiro can't make him not get followers.
	Like, it's like, it's not like the TV days where there was only a couple networks.
	Like Milo.
	Yeah, like, well, yeah, exactly.
	They got him off.
	But that's what I want to say with this.
	That's why I just think it's really weird too, because somebody said, okay, cool.
	Well, what about with the gatekeepers?
	Are they bad?
	And I said, dude, I made a video my last podcast, and I don't care.
	Fine.
	People had their comments against it.
	But there was like thousands of comments on there that were basically just like homophobic pejoratives.
	Just like, you know, I mean, it wasn't like a lot of good answers.
	It was just like angry people who were really mean-spirited.
	And that's what I told him.
	I said, if you want to call out the conservative Inc. people for gatekeeping, fine.
	But then you've got to answer the fact that why would I want you guys to be in charge if what you guys do is just get together and groipe and attack people?
	If you were in power, it looks like you would be just as aggressive and bad too.
	So it's like, you want me to choose a side of who I want in power?
	I don't want gatekeepers on any side in power.
	And I don't want people who are using aggression.
	And it's all negativity.
	It's just tearing people down.
	Like Dave Rubin said, he goes, I'm not going to talk to people who all they do is just say terrible things about me and cut me down.
	Like, why do I want to talk to those people?
	Yeah, every time I'm introduced into that world or mentioned or involved in a tweet or an Instagram, whenever I get comments from like the Groiper crew, it's always like, Israel shill, fuck this is a Jew.
	And I was like, what?
	Like, what?
	You got the beard.
	Yeah, I look Jewish, but I was like, what are you guys talking about?
	And it's all just this horrible stuff.
	And it's like, why would I want to dig deeper on your side?
	I'm not saying I'm like choosing to be ignorant.
	I think he brought up some fair points.
	And Charlie did adjust his views on immigration and come out with that publicly.
	I think there was some good stuff that was done.
	then all like the Israel, you're a Jew, shill, all this stuff.
	It's like, ah, you guys get to work on like the branding and the marketing side.
	Well, yeah, it's like too, there's like too many toxic people mixed in.
	And that's what I would say is ultimately that that to me is my biggest frustration with this is it's not like it's not like Nick gets all his ideas wrong.
	Like when he talks about certain things, you can't throw the baby out with the bathwater technically because it's like no one, no one person gets every idea wrong, right?
	Even people who hate Trump, there's like, it's like, well, Trump, there is some good things that you can admit Trump did.
	But the thing is, is that there's just these people that are going in.
	It's like, I'm not holding him accountable, by the way, for the people that follow him because I can't do that to people who can't say, well, these people follow you.
	But like also too, if like anytime someone doesn't give you 100% of what you want or doesn't agree with you, you get the whole, the whole point of it is you get groiped.
	They come after you and just destroy you.
	It's like, well, that's not a positive movement.
	Like I don't, I don't want to be with a bunch of negative people.
	I don't like that.
	Like that's not my style.
	Like I'm more of a relaxed dude.
	And if that's what being a real conservative is, I've never even claimed to be like.
	A real, what is that?
	Well, they always say a true, true conservative.
	It's like, I've always said like I was more of a liberal guy and I've been open and I've been centered and I kind of moved in the direction and everyone's mad that I am who I said I have been.
	Yeah.
	And this whole situation too, it's like there is room for criticism.
	There is room to call out the yafts or the turning points or whatever and make your point heard.
	We live in a world of ultra transparency on the internet.
	Everyone can put a video out that can go viral.
	So if you have a good idea, people will see it.
	And that's kind of what happened here.
	But at a certain point, it's like back to like the football analogy.
	It's like you don't hit your own teammate in a way that you know would injure them.
	You just like pull off and not do it.
	So it's like there is a point where, yeah, be criticizing, go hard, make a point.
	But then if you cross that line where it's like, it's actually personal and you just want to burn Charlie Kirk down and Turning Point USA down, then you're, then you're ruining it for a lot of people.
	And like, yeah, you may not agree with Turning Point and everything, but I think Turning Point is a net positive.
	Like where was conservative student outreach five years ago?
	None.
	Now there's hundreds of thousands of members.
	These kids are excited about it.
	It's easy to get like a community and start building like grassroots stuff.
	And that's like such an important thing right now.
	And to burn it down because maybe like a personal vendetta or personal hate against the guy, I think that would be short-sighted.
	And I don't know.
	I'm interested to see how it plays out, but it is, you know, getting into some murky waters.
	Yeah, the tactics are very like far left that they're doing.
	And they're supposed to be like fighting.
	Both sides are doing it too.
	Like, that's what I'm saying about the idea of like, well, which side are you in?
	It's like, dude, yes, if somebody's just calling you a white supremacist and an anti-Semite without evidence or taking it a context, sure, I'll say that's wrong too.
	But then also you just saying like, well, you got to take these people down with like, well, who's in it?
	Like, who are you taking down?
	A person?
	The organization?
	All of us?
	And it's like, it's like, also, you remember this politics has a spectrum of ideas.
	And we don't all feel the exact same way.
	But like one thing I think is interesting, someone's like, conservative think is the ultimate enemy.
	We've got to take them down.
	I go, you're mad about their views on immigration.
	So somebody who you think is going to let too many people in on immigrants is your issue when the left's idea is open borders.
	The left is literally fighting for open borders.
	To me, that's a bigger enemy.
	I told one of the Grouper's that I was at UCLA and I met like one of the Groiper's nice guy.
	He was a fan of my show.
	He was cool.
	He wasn't mad at me for anything, but he was like talking about how mad he is with Trump.
	It's not enough wall built.
	And I was like, all right, dude, vote for Elizabeth Warren.
	Sorry.
	There's your other option.
	Don't vote for Trump.
	He's not doing a good enough job.
	Like what we have with Trump is like a one in a hundred years president.
	So it's like, yeah, he's not doing, you know, it's not perfect or it's not as fast as you want.
	Sorry.
	But the other option is so insanely radical and they're going to try to like make up for all the lost time of Trump that they're going to go so radical and that's like the real problem happens.
	Right.
	And well, and I fully agree, but I also think too that like, that's why I'm just, I'm not, I'm just not clear what people want.
	And I think what I've talked to them, I think the Groyper is, and I kind of want to close on this for this segment, is that I think they just want to be a part of the conversation.
	And that being said, look, I don't mind.
	I think that is wrong if people are trying to keep certain people out of the conversation.
	But I do think that if they're going to find any real traction, they need to really figure out how to clean up not just the optics, but really, like, there's just, if you look at the comments and you look at where the people come from, there's a lot of people, and I'll just say with very toxic views on things.
	They're very, I'm like, they go, well, don't white people have the right to exist?
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	But also, too, like, you know, when you, when you hyper-focus on Israel and you also are constantly saying that America's for white people, it's like, and then they can't work with that.
	We can't, we can't work with you on that one.
	And their avatar is the frog and their handle is like Groyper, man, Catholic.
	And it's like, ugh.
	It's definitely a Groyper.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's too exclusive that it's like, it doesn't look at the country as a whole.
	And so it's totally a fine thing.
	I was distracted because the light fell behind you.
	And I thought there was like a police.
	And then I realized there's no windows in here.
	So they're like, why would I see a police light?
	But anyway.
	But yeah, good point.
	You know what, but I'm just saying like that.
	There needs to be a seat at the table, I think.
	There's a lot of people.
	There's 100,000 young people that are watching this guy.
	And it's like, I worry that, well, I think it's going to happen is they're going to throw him.
	They're going to wait until 2020.
	They're going to throw him off.
	They're going to de-platform him.
	I think it's going to be the left's going to write some articles about him.
	They're going to get him de-platformed like they try to do with Crowder.
	And they're going to try to drag Michelle Malkin in too.
	So they have him done.
	They can de-platform him pretty much for whenever, just because he said already enough things and they have enough articles that people have been deplatformed for less.
	They'll get him and they're soon to see who associates with him in the next six months.
	And then bam, oh, Michelle Malkin, so-and-so, so-and-so, Nick Fuentez, you guys are all out.
	Deplatform is always a bad idea, though.
	I'll say that.
	Radicalizing.
	It's like now you have 100,000 mad people who are justifiably mad.
	Why am I getting taken off of the free market of ideas or whatever?
	Now we're like, we have to take action.
	That's what I worry about.
	Right.
	That's all I'll say.
	I think that if they have good points, then they need to really differentiate the good points and condemn previous things that were said.
	And I know they keep saying it's edgy humor, but in the real world, it's like sometimes edgy humor.
	It's like kind of like walking up to you like, haha, you're fat ugly bitch.
	And it's like, oh, that was a joke.
	It was just edgy.
	And it's like, well, you can't be mad then that you offended someone.
	If you keep saying it's a joke, like every time it's like, I hate your guts, hope your mom dies.
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm just kidding.
	It's like, sure, you could say I was just joking every time, but eventually you're just going to piss everyone off in the room.
	And then you're like, why is everyone pissed off at me?
	And it's like, because you just keep calling everyone, you just keep saying things that pissing everyone off.
	And it's not like, you know, that's all I'm saying.
	That's happening.
	Yeah.
	So vegans are back in the news this week.
	I love them.
	Yeah, so vegans, this is a real article, by the way.
	So a vegan man is suing the Burger King chain.
	We have a Burger King employee in the background.
	That's my sister-in-law, Tessa.
	She's a Burger King employee.
	Hungry Jacks.
	Yeah, it's called Hungry Jacks.
	But it says here that a man is suing Burger King because the meatless impossible whopper is cooked on the same grill as meat products.
	Oh, that's actually kind of bad.
	Yeah, good suit.
	That's actually pretty bad.
	Good suit.
	Yeah.
	I agree.
	That's bad.
	Line crossed.
	No good.
	I hate you guys.
	true yeah I was a vegan that would be like yeah my dad eats like he's not vegan he's like pescatarian but he eats a lot of vegan stuff and he cannot have anything cooked even in the same like pan as me because he'll get sick So that's a valid.
	Pescatarian?
	Pescatarians like fish.
	I think it's a stupid lawsuit.
	I thought that was a religious.
	In Hungry Jacks, though, don't they have a, you said they have an actual A Rebel Whopper, and they tell people that it's cooked on the same grill, right?
	This is going to lead to every time you go to fast food, they're already telling you now, like, oh, there's like cancer stuff in the food.
	It's like written, it's on the thing.
	And everyone's like, okay.
	And like, it's in our face.
	There's soon going to be like a waiver where you get to the thing, you have to hit a thing and like sign your life away because you're eating like poison food.
	And they're going to be like, we have to have people sign waivers every time they eat it.
	That's just stupid.
	It's like Burger King.
	It's like, next one's going to be suing Burger King for like making them fat.
	It's like, it's Burger King.
	It's not good for you.
	And why do you expect?
	It's like a five-star meal.
	It's like, I can't believe there's beef fat next to my like, they already gave you a vegan burger.
	Like, grow up.
	Just go eat.
	You're a vegan.
	Why are you eating Burger King?
	Yeah.
	It's like those vegans who eat French fries all the time.
	Like, well, I'm a vegan.
	And you go, well, you're fat as hell because you don't understand veganism.
	It's not about just eating potatoes.
	It's about changing your lifestyle to be healthier.
	Yeah, but shouldn't they take into consideration, though, that if they're going to adopt a vegan burger, then they should also maybe cook it the way vegans would and take into consideration like I don't give a damn.
	Is everything else?
	Is the bun and the sauce and the cheese all vegan too?
	I don't think the cheese is.
	Because if it's not, then they're kind of like, it's a veggie burger.
	That's true.
	If it's vegan, if it's a veggie burger, you can put that on whatever.
	No, I'm, I mean, I know there are conservative vegans, that's fine, but they're not the ones suing burgers.
	There's conservative UFC fighters.
	It's not that crazy.
	No, I know what I'm saying, but these are the vegans I hate.
	So if you hate them, it's like, it's just because it's like, dude, it's what you like.
	You want an impossible burger neck?
	You're suing the company because they cook it.
	Like, just go don't eat there anymore.
	It's like, raise awareness, write a blog, make money off of it.
	You're suing the company.
	This isn't a hell of a personal choice.
	Do we know what circumstances they were suing?
	Like, did they eat it and they got sick because they realized they cooked it in the meat?
	Did they get sick?
	Well, because Burger King's website describes the impossible Whopper as 100% Whopper, 0% beef.
	For guessing for a meat-free option, a non-boiler method of preparation is available.
	He purchased Impossible Whopper at a location in Atlanta in August after seeing advertisements and paid premium price.
	The lawsuit alleges that if he had known the burger would be cooked in such a manner, he would not have purchased it.
	Suing what?
	$7.99?
	He should have asked.
	He's a whole animal activist in it.
	That's what it sounds like because he said he doesn't.
	Where did it go?
	He doesn't purchase any animal.
	He suffered monetary damages?
	He suffered monetary damages.
	He paid for a Whopper.
	That's monetary damages.
	Yeah, well.
	This guy needs to go to bed, as Terrence would say.
	I'd advocate for somebody if they actually got sick from it.
	Is he going to hell?
	Or he could sue Burger King, make like $120,000, start a small business.
	He's going to burn in the hell of beef fat for this one.
	It's like, no one even likes Burger King.
	Burger King doesn't even be sued.
	Nobody even goes there.
	Like, poor Burger King.
	It's like, Burger King's serving.
	That's like, is Burger King still exist?
	Yeah, but you eat like everything.
	Well, I was wondering if Burger King wasn't even a real place.
	I thought I went to business in like 98.
	I'm a self-proclaimed BK boy.
	Me and my old roommate, we speak BK boys.
	We go to Burger King all the time, eat Whoppers and cheese.
	It's pure Americana.
	It's disgusting.
	Bad take on you guys.
	Wow.
	Austin eats a lot of cheeseburgers.
	Yeah, one's gift true.
	You ordered like 30 cheeseburgers from McDonald's at one time.
	Well, it was for a group of people.
	It was from a group of people.
	That's really bad.
	You heard it here.
	It's like a meeting, and I want people to have options that they didn't all get in.
	No, it's true.
	It's true.
	But we'll say on this one.
	I did order Burger Group.
	Do you think that was justified?
	Do you think this was justified?
	Yes or no?
	Yeah, got the fat cat corporations.
	Sue them every day.
	I get it, but I'm still like, it would have been better if he got sick.
	I mean, I'm glad he didn't get sick, but like, it would have been a good thing.
	You were the one laughing at the diarrhea lady before?
	Oh, that's interesting.
	That was the worst segment to start with.
	Like, why did we start with diarrhea?
	Like, we started with something more serious.
	Yeah.
	We started with diarrhea.
	All right.
	Well, you know, please, guys, always make sure that you like, share, and subscribe these videos to keep independent media and journalism alive.
	I just want you guys to know always that this show continues from here on out every week.
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	So if you sign up with the code below Elijah, you get $10 off a year subscription.
	And so the show has a longer version behind the paywall at Blaze, but you can support me and other people as well if you don't want to buy the Genesis 950.
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	Thank you so much for always watching.
	Thank you so much, Austin and Jamie.
	And let's continue on after the break.
	All right, we're back for segment B.
	We got a couple more awesome.
	Why are you doing that?
	Trying to hide for segment B. I'm out of water.
	Is this the alphabet?
	I'm almost out of water too.
	You know what's the best tasting water I've found?
	Dasani.
	I drink Dasani.
	I basically drank Dasani my whole life.
	It's so good.
	It's crisp.
	The bottle's grape.
	That's a great serving size.
	This is not a paid ad, but I am going to send them an invoice after and see what they think.
	I'm going to ask for 12 grand.
	Maybe they hit me back.
	If I can do 10 of those, hit three for 10.
	I think I have a new business.
	Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
	That's what Fleck is Talks drinks, Dasani.
	Cool.
	That's a good plus.
	Yeti.
	Well, this is at a paywall now, so this is okay.
	We're not going to be in the commercial.
	Yeti.
	Buy Yeti.
	I have to stand up for Dasani.
	I disagree strongly.
	It's not the worst.
	Hit her head at Lake Arrowhead.
	Disani.
	Oh, that's pretty bad too.
	Yeah, and the bottles are like now with less like that.
	Was the best ploy, by the way, by companies.
	Our bottles now have smaller caps and thinner plastic, which was like basically like we're saving money now and you're getting a crappier product, but you have to think better of us.
	Like now we're a better company offering you a cheaper and worse product.
	That's the best part.
	It's like we're not like that.
	That's what I love about this whole climate movement.
	It's like we're going to offer you worse stuff.
	Also, the deal is.
	Oh, the worst.
	We should be using like pasta as straws.
	I hate doing that.
	It should be easy with plastic as straws.
	Yeah.
	Now we have to be talking about.
	Okay, but I'm also for like cleaning up the environment.
	Like the cleaning.
	I like straws.
	I hate turtles now because of the paper straws.
	I always want turtles to die.
	I'm like, just stick it in the nose, you know?
	Like, just let it bleed out.
	That's what I do.
	I don't care anymore about the turtles because literally, it's like if you ruin another one of my 15 cocktails, what's his name?
	Larry or whatever the guy from Finemo?
	Larry.
	What was his name?
	Dora.
	Larry.
	No, the turtle.
	The chill turtle.
	Crutch.
	Yeah.
	Crunch.
	Crunch.
	Crush?
	Crush.
	Crush can die.
	Yeah.
	He's ruined.
	He's ruined.
	If you ruin another Moscow mule on a rooftop, you're dead.
	Yeah.
	If I get one more Moscow mule on a rooftop ruin, I'm taking a straw.
	I'm going to the beach right into a turtle right in the ocean.
	This is where they cut you off when they want to de-platform you.
	They're like, Austin's against animals and de-platforming.
	He's like, it's like you.
	It's like a picture of you shoving a straw down.
	Going, I do this all the time.
	Throw it in the ocean.
	I've never done anything bad to an animal.
	I like animals.
	Animals are great.
	All right, this is great.
	So this is good.
	So we're going to get into our next segment, which is the alphabet people.
	Ooh, I was not prepared for this segment.
	This is the reoccurring.
	They're going to switch around.
	This is the alphabet people.
	And there was International Men's Day.
	It was this week.
	You guys are aware of that?
	Oh, yes.
	Congrats.
	Wait, did you know that 70% of the homeless are men?
	Really?
	Yes.
	And 44% are black.
	Okay.
	Well, is that men and no, I'm just saying that there's clearly an issue here with men's health.
	There really is.
	International Men's Day, people were Clementine Ford, of course.
	Clementine Fort, babe.
	Clementine Ford, she's a nasty feminist girl, right, from Australia.
	Oh, yuck.
	She's disgusting.
	She's really gross.
	I don't know if her dad loves her.
	Honestly, I don't think he does.
	I don't think he does.
	No, a woman that acts like that has never felt father's love, probably.
	Father's love is super important.
	Yeah.
	Literally.
	Super important.
	She's like, yeah, like raise the daughter and then hand her off to the husband.
	No, and she was attacking Sidney Watson.
	Sidney Watson made a great tweet and clapped back to this great tweet from the ACLU.
	Can we get that on the screen, Todd?
	Oh, yeah.
	ACLU.
	This has been around, so you've probably already seen it before or you've heard it.
	National Men's Day, and this is you could see the best.
	There's no one way to be a man.
	Men who get their periods are men.
	Men who get pregnant and give birth are men.
	Trans and non-minorary men belong.
	Non-minaries?
	I messed it up.
	But that guy, it makes no sense.
	It's like literally like, what would the devil write?
	He would maybe write it backwards.
	You have to read it in a mirror, but it would probably be sentences like that.
	You have to slit a goat's neck and smear it on the mirror and with a draw the pentagram, do the blood, look in the mirror, and it says men who get pregnant and give birth are men.
	That's what I was saying.
	That's Illuminati in the middle.
	Yeah.
	It's true.
	When we're not being funded by Israel, the Bilderberg group is behind this.
	What if this is a portal to a bad demon area and then they can come in?
	Is this what the second segment of the show is going to always be?
	It's like, clearly, like professional levels are down, and then we're going to find out that everyone likes the second segment always better.
	And so then we're going to have to change the whole show to be like declassed down like five steps.
	I imagine people like worse content.
	Yeah.
	And we're pointing out potential satanic symbolism that could be influencing them watching.
	So like we're on the audience's side.
	You know, you realize that you can never make anyone happy?
	That's why this is really retarded.
	There is no way to be a man.
	Men who get the periods are men.
	Okay, first of all, they keep saying there's no difference between men and women, and they're trying to distinctualize this.
	So then why do we care about transgenders?
	Who gives a damn about transgenders if there's no differences and men are whatever?
	If men don't matter, then I don't care if you're trans.
	I'm just going by there.
	I really don't care.
	I'm so sick of this trans argument, by the way.
	That's like, and this is why it says nice this is not on YouTube because we can say stuff like this.
	On YouTube, you can get your channel deleted.
	But it's like, I am so sick of this trans crap.
	Like, why are 0.6% of the population hijacking everything?
	Yeah.
	I just.
	Everyone's scared to be mean.
	I don't want to be mean.
	So there's.
	You're mentally ill in a dress.
	Well, how they get their periods.
	What are they talking about?
	Jessica Yaneeve.
	Jessica Yaneve is a man who claims to bleed from the penis.
	I'm not joking.
	She comes to be intersex or he or shim.
	They claim to be an intersex.
	That's a hospital thing.
	I think I know why.
	I think this is like testing from like the elites that run the whole world and they're testing.
	And depending on how much the men are like watching porn will determine how much people stand up for stuff like this.
	And everyone's like, whatever.
	It's on Twitter.
	Whatever.
	Oh, you know, we got to be, you know, inclusive of everyone.
	And you just like submit your life away.
	It's disgusting.
	And it's a litmus test.
	And I don't know.
	Do we fail?
	Okay, can we debunk each other?
	Hopefully not.
	I'm always confused.
	Like, are they saying men?
	So are the men trans men?
	So like, are they women who are claiming to be men now and they get their periods if biologically they have their periods?
	Or are they literally saying biological men can have theirs?
	There's no one way to be a man.
	Wait, that's a true, like, that's a very open statement, though.
	Like, there's no one way to be a man.
	It's like saying, like, I get it, like, stereotypes.
	Like, when people, like, I always realize that people don't live in LA that watch my show don't understand what men are like in LA.
	It's like, just because I don't carry a gun and I like don't wear like 501 Levi's and like, you know, speak like I just, whatever the opposite of helium is.
	Fixed defense or something.
	Yeah, it's like I just fixed it.
	Welcome back to my shoe.
	Today we got steaks burning on the barbecue.
	Cigarettes and steaks for breakfast.
	We're going to bikes in a fence.
	I'm going to drink a beer and then bite the top of the bottle off and chew it.
	It's like, you know, and so then they get like really weirded out.
	And so I get like that whole idea of, yes, like there's no one way to be a man.
	You can like, there's different ways.
	Being a man is qualities and things and people are different.
	I get it.
	Fine.
	Sure.
	That, whoa, that's really digitized.
	Okay.
	Then it goes, men who get their periods are men.
	As if that's already a presupposition context, like that there are men who get their periods.
	Yeah, they're assuming that, sale.
	Men who get their periods.
	Like, it's like, hey, you men who are getting your periods, don't let them tell you otherwise.
	Like, men aren't bleeding out of their vaginas because they don't have vaginas.
	Being a man, you don't have one.
	That's why the woman's march has the pussy hat.
	You know, so it would have penis hats.
	We should start pushing dick hats at the woman's march.
	They were getting mad about that.
	Yes.
	There are balls and a penis hat.
	That's next woman's march.
	Well, at the last woman's march I went to, they said that the pussy hat is not inclusive.
	So they were already on to this.
	We got to sell them.
	We should set up a cart.
	We always crushed the women's march.
	And part of it should we should sell penis house.
	Or we should sell like the latex like swimmers caps and be like, just no one's no one gets any representation.
	Pink dildos, wiggly diggly ones, just the suction cup things, suck them onto like a shower cap.
	We don't want to spend a lot of money.
	And just like with wiggly dildos and be like, and sell them for 30 bucks.
	Inclusive caps.
	Shower caps.
	And then just slit the side for like a vagina.
	Like it's like dualistic.
	It's like get the intersex.
	Oh, yeah.
	What if we saw like really disgusting things like that?
	Like in blood coming out of the top, it's like, well, you said they get a period.
	People would buy it.
	Remember that time that guy took the baby, that man, that trans man?
	That was so bad.
	That was bad.
	That was disgusting.
	That was like Halloween.
	Did you see that?
	You guys are asking for it.
	Oh, Halloween, too.
	That would be a segment, Who's Going to Hell, Even If You're an Atheist, You Can Agree segment.
	Like, it's like, like that guy, that thing's going to hell.
	Like, someone's like, I don't believe in hell or God, but if there is one, they're going there.
	Yeah, that guy, he got three more demons that day.
	It's disgusting.
	Yeah, well, okay, what's the next thing?
	And then men who get pregnant and give birth to men.
	Same thing, right?
	Yeah.
	They're assuming the sale.
	Oh, men who get pregnant, they're men too.
	And it's like, men get pregnant.
	Are you offended by this whole idea of trivializing this?
	Yes, because men have no idea what women go through on their periods.
	So.
	Oh, we know.
	So it's like...
	Not directly, but indirectly...
	It's like, you guys are two weeks, you guys are sane.
	And the other two weeks, it's like, what the hell?
	Like, it's like, you think, should I be single for the rest of my life maybe?
	And then you go, well, this is actually a pretty nice thing.
	Like, wow, it smells good and it's beautiful and it's cute.
	And then like, and then you're like, wow, I can really, and then there's like, like, one day you wake up.
	It's like, what?
	Who's in my house?
	Yeah.
	That's just generally speaking.
	You're not talking about anyone specific.
	It's just generally.
	No, but like with women in general.
	No, I don't even realize.
	With kids, the only reason why I think kids need to learn about periods is because then they need to realize like their moms.
	Like it's like, oh, your mom doesn't hit you.
	It's just that you'll notice there's this time of the month that she gets extra mad at you and there's like you left you left your boxes on the floor in the bathroom and you're thinking, I know, I didn't think that was a problem.
	And you're like, why is my mom yelling at me like a kid?
	And then someone just said, hey, son, your mom's not mentally sane.
	If you're not careful, she might dump a bucket of diarrhea on your head too.
	Holy.
	Or if she was dad, she could have the same problems.
	If she was dad, Mike, what do you think?
	Mike's blending in back there.
	Extra light.
	It's true.
	It just makes no sense because you would think that feminists would be all over this.
	Like, no, like, you can't be part of this because we're real women, but they're like, they're nowhere to be found.
	Because the whole feminist movement is about being like exclusive to like women's rights and females and females sticking together and we're against men.
	And then it's like, well, men can be women too.
	And they're like, okay.
	It's disgusting.
	And trans and non-binary men belong?
	Disgusting.
	No, they don't.
	Sorry.
	They don't.
	I'm not inclusive that way.
	What's non-binary?
	There's no trans men don't exist.
	It's not a real thing.
	You can be a transgender through a medical diagnosis and actually have this disassociative disorder, which I'll admit is there.
	I mean, the fact is, if people are throwing diarrhea on people's heads, I can believe that someone thinks they're the wrong gender.
	I can believe it.
	What if I accept it?
	What if that person with the diarrhea dumping, what if he was like, oh, I identify these diarrhea as flowers, and everyone's like, well, it's flowers.
	Like, you can't be that upset.
	And the lady's like, oh, a guy dumped flowers on my head and it went in my mouth.
	I mean, that's like, there might be a loophole there.
	Non-bowel men.
	Might be some arbitration.
	I think that's true.
	Oh, that was pretty good.
	I missed it, though.
	That's true.
	So, you know, I think they're the losers of the day.
	And this is the alphabet people thing.
	Like, this is my no, I don't like what how the how the Groiper society that we were talking about earlier says like you can't be gay in the conservative movement.
	It's like, okay, I don't agree with that.
	I do, I get what they're pushing, like, oh, don't push your lifestyle on people.
	Fine, go.
	I agree with that too.
	But also, like, I will say this.
	I think everyone can agree that the LGBTQ community, this is why you're saying they can't be gay in the community.
	There are people that wake up from the community and go, these people are crazy.
	They're like militant.
	And then they don't know where to go.
	And it's like, what are we going to just let them like commit suicide in some room?
	Like, it's like, no, come over here.
	If you believe these values and you see that, like, they've indoctrinated all these homosexual people into this weird military that's activists and trying to shut down everybody who disagrees, that's fine because you can help point out the fact that not everyone like that thinks like that.
	Like, you can show, hey, other, there's free-thinking people, and that you don't have just because your sexuality is one way, you don't have to be controlled by this group who's trying to suck your soul out.
	And that's what these people do.
	It's disgusting.
	They write this stuff.
	I was not even on the screen.
	They write this stuff as if we should accept it.
	Like, it's like they say it because they live in a bubble and people are like, this is a good.
	Someone said this is a good idea.
	Somebody sent this from San Francisco.
	I'm convinced.
	Yeah.
	No, someone wrote this.
	Like, someone's like, okay.
	And okay.
	And yeah, and they're lit mistesting.
	And this goes over pretty well.
	And then it's going to be like, pedophiles is a sexual orientation.
	Like, non-acting pedophiles aren't a threat.
	Like, that kind of stuff.
	And it's going to be like, okay, everyone's going to say, okay, and scroll right by.
	And then it's going to be, I think, right?
	We get zapped into the sky, go to heaven, everyone else burns here.
	The rapture?
	Not exactly the theology that I would go for, but is that what's going to happen?
	Like, we're getting close.
	We're getting close, right?
	Really quick, really quick.
	Can I add one more joke?
	Of course.
	My favorite part of this whole Groyper War thing has been Charlie Kirk is getting protested outside of his events by the left from people who are like, Charlie only believes there's two genders.
	He hates trans people.
	And then the people on the right inside are like, Charlie Kirk's promoting a gay agenda.
	He wants drag queens.
	And it's like, which one is it?
	That's been my funniest, like, ooh, interesting, interesting team.
	They always take each other out of context.
	Like, someone takes a thing Nick Funtes said in a joke and then uses it to bash him.
	And then someone takes like a picture of Lady MAGA, who was probably at some meet and greet that just like everyone takes a picture with Charlie.
	Look at this.
	He's promoting drag queens.
	Everyone takes each other out of context.
	They're like, they're all taking us out of context.
	It's like, well, maybe you guys are all just looking rather to win rather than actually find the truth.
	And maybe that's the real problem.
	And we are so, I got, when everyone was like, oh, Charlie promotes a trans agenda, the trans agenda, blah, blah, blah.
	I was like, oh, damn.
	Like, I did a whole video where I wore a dress and lipstick.
	And I was like, oh, that's probably not.
	They're not going to like that.
	They don't get the joke.
	Like, if you, if you, if Hunter Avalon put on lipstick, whatever, like, says the guy who put on lipstick in his video, it's like, dude, every newscaster puts on makeup.
	The president does.
	Like when they go to speak.
	It's like, it's like, yes, putting on makeup to feel sexy is one thing as a joke is another thing.
	And it's like, they just, they don't have a sense of humor.
	I'm sorry.
	They don't.
	No sense of humor.
	And they used to be allowed to do that.
	Rudy Giuliani did a sketch with Donald Trump like 20 years ago where he was wearing a dress and lipstick and it was funny.
	Like that's what it is.
	Like comedy.
	It's like, I'm not like, hey guys, let's go try being gay today.
	Like go kissing.
	I'm putting on lipstick today to show you how you can do your lipstick like me too.
	Clearly showing you.
	Let's teach this to the kids.
	It's not what's going on.
	Awesome.
	So let's end on this.
	I like to end on this.
	Favorite thing from this week that went on?
	What was your favorite moment?
	We'll start with Jamie.
	Oh my God, favorite moment.
	Do you want me to wait for it to go to you?
	Do you want to time think about it?
	Yeah, yeah, okay.
	Go around.
	Austin, you thought about this, right?
	What's your favorite thing to do?
	I saw a video of a guy with a fat bulldog and the guy goes, You were snoring pretty bad last night.
	If you don't snore tonight, I'll take you to the beach tomorrow.
	Deal?
	And the bulldog's like, yeah.
	That was my favorite thing.
	The bulldog had like a human expression of like, yeah, like that's a good thing.
	Can you get me that picture so we could like the video?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, this is something I did.
	So I was just in Georgia.
	I was covering the Dream Hack tournament, which is like this huge digital gaming festival.
	And I really enjoyed seeing hundreds of all the nerds just like going crazy watching just screens, like screens of people playing games on them.
	Like it was literally like a sporting event.
	Like they had commentators and there's just hundreds of kids just like screaming for these players.
	What was your favorite thing?
	That was my favorite thing.
	An eventful week for you, huh?
	No, it was amazing.
	Are you sure?
	Yeah.
	Because I think there could be something better.
	Did you eat a popsicle this week?
	Are you serious?
	Yeah, no, I'm not joking.
	It's an esport arena.
	Yeah.
	I'm judging your character right now.
	No, esports is cool.
	It sets to surpass all major sports leagues except for the NFL in 2024.
	That's actually true.
	Drone racing is a big thing, too.
	I saw drone racing.
	That was actually pretty cool.
	I'll take back my mean statement.
	Yeah, esports is cool, guys.
	But I didn't know if there was a meme.
	I saw a meme that was better than that.
	It was like a baby monkey in baby's clothes reaching out and it just said like, me when I get home from work and see my girl's booty.
	That was better than that.
	I mean, that was like pretty good.
	I related.
	My bad, Elijah.
	I'm better prepared.
	I know, I was like, no, it was pretty good.
	He was like a baby monkey.
	I was like, I feel, yeah, I relate.
	That's not my favorite thing this week.
	Oh, I heard that ASAP Rocky was brought up in the impeachment hearings.
	I think that's pretty funny.
	That is pretty funny.
	Also, I would say Fartgate's my top for the week.
	Fartgate is so disgusting.
	Eric Swalwell farted on camera.
	Disgusting.
	Oh, yeah.
	I saw that.
	He's got poop buttons.
	He's got liquid shards coming out of his butt.
	It's like, no matter what side you're on politically, I know you do have a bipartisan way of going about this.
	You have to be kind of respectful to Chris Matthews.
	It's his show.
	He's been doing it for like, what, 30 years, 40 years?
	And you're going to go in there and just do like a no one's ever done something like this.
	It's disgusting.
	He should have just been like, oh, I just got paid by Taco Bell.
	He should plugged an ad and got money out of it.
	It said, this is a Taco Bell ad because everybody knows.
	Gas accent that Taco Bell is so worth it.
	Even farting on TV, you'll take the risk.
	Taco Bell.
	Taco Bell makes you poop and fart.
	It's like coffee.
	It's like coffee in a tortilla.
	Coffee's worse.
	Coffee is very, yeah.
	Coffee, you can just order like, hey, I could have a large iced coffee and you're like, ooh.
	You and I are just like slightly unhealthy.
	That's what I was wondering.
	I was like, maybe you and I just are like not healthy.
	Yeah, if you like look at the food I eat in a day and like put it into a pile and then just like, yep, this is what you put in today, it's like it's probably pretty bad.
	This goes in you.
	That's a good way to.
	I should look at it differently.
	I should be seeing like more greens and like vegetables and like teeth.
	That's a vegan burger from Burger King.
	I'm a Big Don's guy.
	I'm a McDonald's guy.
	McDonald's.
	All right, favorite thing.
	Yeah, I think Fartgate, so I'm just going to say, we're going to go around the one with this.
	Did he really fart on live TV?
	I say yes.
	100% yes.
	Do you know about the fart gate?
	Yeah, I didn't see it, but I saw the tweet.
	I just didn't click on the video, so that was cool.
	He pooped.
	He farted.
	He sharted?
	He sounded like, and then we're back to the poop.
	He literally sharted.
	We started with poop.
	We ended pooping.
	And this is a separate segment.
	I would say, what, 60% of the show has been about poop stuff?
	It's really good.
	Hey, guys, this is really good stuff.
	For those of you that listen to me, we haven't done a sample and sample people.
	Is that what they want?
	Well, I was thinking, I was like, why are the better stuff coming in the second segment?
	And then I realized, actually, it's not bad because it's like now I can actually with a straight face, I can say, actually, you really should subscribe to the Blaze or download the audio because honestly, you're missing out on the best stuff.
	And the Blaze higher-ups are watching and like, please don't bug the channel now.
	He's like, watch the Blaze.
	Get more of this poop.
	Poop out of your head and HIV state and nothing's controversial today.
	We're talking about diarrhea, the most graper roars and people that are fighting each other, as well as alphabet P.
	This is pretty offensive.
	It spent in so many directions.
	Well, that's what the show should be.
	How are we looking on time?
	We're going to wrap it up right here.
	All right, guys, thank you again.
	For those of you guys that stuck around on audio only, please always make sure you check out the links again below.
	Please make sure you like, share, and subscribe to keep independent media.
	And journalism is alive.
	I want to thank Jamie, of course, as well.
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	Have a great rest of the day.

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