All Episodes
Jan. 6, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
51:08
The Women’s March Has Fallen | Ep 40

These women are out of control, and their organization ran into major problems, with one of the lowest turnouts in years. Is it the end for the Women’s March? My cohosts join me today to share our favorite clips from the crazy protest.

Participants
Main
a
austen fleccas fletcher
10:13
e
elijah schaffer
23:41
k
kezia schaffer
09:52
|

Speaker Time Text
unidentified
He's impeached now.
He's out of there.
A lot of people caught upset because not all f ⁇ ing are pink.
The other side likes to portray us as hateful, which I think anyone, any intelligent person realizes actually is not true.
I think that all the senators, all the U.S. senators ought to vote yes.
I think they should vote yes.
And if they don't, we can put them to the guillotine.
elijah schaffer
I want to welcome today my co-hosts, who I would consider you guys to be kind of like co-hosts, not guests.
austen fleccas fletcher
Co-hosts, only friends.
elijah schaffer
Doing me a favor.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Trying to help me.
austen fleccas fletcher
PayPal me after this.
elijah schaffer
How much do you guys get paid to do this?
austen fleccas fletcher
Not a lot.
And you know how Fleck Us for an hour is like $7,000, $8,000, $10,000.
How much is your cameo?
$20.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so hey, Fleck's time's worth $20.
Hire him for your show.
austen fleccas fletcher
$20 now.
60 seconds.
elijah schaffer
60 seconds.
$400,000 alone just on YouTube or more, and his time's worth $20.
Well, we know he doesn't value his time.
Well, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Those of you guys who are visiting for the first time, this is a weekly podcast that comes out every Friday.
You can always get the audio-only versions on Spotify, Google Play Store, or on Apple Podcasts.
Please give us a five-star rating.
It really helps us.
This weekend, we went to the women's march, which was pretty interesting.
You were there.
austen fleccas fletcher
I was there.
Kez was there.
elijah schaffer
You guys, well, you were for sure there.
You know who else was there, by the way?
We'll get into this, but Revcom refused fascism.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, yeah.
Usual suspects.
And they traveled with you to Virginia as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, they did.
So we had our protesters there that followed us.
But I wanted to get in today to the fall of the women's march because I've been figuring out that over the years, I've noticed one thing.
And I want to bring this into you.
You know that the left is losing because they keep lying.
Like, they won't stop lying to try to make themselves look better.
But I want to start this out proving the fall of the women's march and get your take on this.
This article came out from People's World.
Listen to this.
According to the Women's March Foundation, marchers this year in LA reached 300,000, but my own eyeballs and those of others I spoke with did not match that.
So this is a liberal publication.
Already, the marchers said there was 300,000.
I don't think there was more than like 15,000, 10,000.
kezia schaffer
300,000, they said.
austen fleccas fletcher
We came and parked and walked, and it was no problem.
If there's 300,000 people there, that would have been a lot worse than that.
Like, I've been to the downtown area during Laker games when there's probably 30,000 people, and it was way worse than the Women's March.
elijah schaffer
300,000?
Okay, first of all, one thing that you notice, they said that the very first woman's march was 500,000.
It's about half a million here.
I think it was 1.2 million in another place, but this article said it was 500,000.
They're saying that this was like about half the size of the original march.
No way.
austen fleccas fletcher
Hell no.
Two years ago, there was people in the streets.
Every single street they blocked off, it was just full and full of people.
This year, there was like streets they had blocked off that were completely empty.
The march itself, I didn't even really see it happening.
elijah schaffer
No, we didn't go to the march.
They didn't even march in circles this time.
They actually just went one direction.
They didn't have enough people.
There was very few people there.
They did have, what's the person's name?
Caitlin Jenner was there.
kezia schaffer
Caitlin Jennel was at Seal.
You know, Seal?
elijah schaffer
The gray guy?
The gray, the officiators?
austen fleccas fletcher
Or Kispida.
kezia schaffer
The singer.
The Singer Seal.
elijah schaffer
Straight in the face.
kezia schaffer
He was at Prison.
Also, another girl who spoke was Bella Thorne, but she dyed her hair black, and she was like, I mean, what she was saying was like, she's that ethical feminist.
elijah schaffer
It wasn't like lies from beginning to end.
Jordan Sparks was there.
kezia schaffer
No, she wasn't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Jordan Sparks sang.
kezia schaffer
Oh, you're kidding.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, about unity.
No, you were there.
It wasn't very appealing.
To be honest, the talent there wasn't very talented.
Nothing really stood out to me.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, whenever you're looking at it.
kezia schaffer
I liked Seal singing.
That actually was.
elijah schaffer
Someone threw a fish, and everyone's like.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just kidding.
That was actually Bella Thorne.
That was her whole speech.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
austen fleccas fletcher
Basically, I was not impressed with her.
She had a nice outfit on, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she did.
But I would say it was.
kezia schaffer
It was something that Hillary Clinton would wear.
elijah schaffer
It was a disaster.
So, initial thoughts.
I just want to, I want to, we'll go around.
Before we jump into this, we're going to get some clips and talk a little bit about how this has fallen mixed in with some awesome articles that basically back up what I'm saying, which is actually really fun.
If those of you guys have been following any of us for more than a year, have known that these movements have just been getting smaller and smaller, and they are always aware that we're there making videos.
And I think the videos that you make, I'm making a lot of other people make have crushed people's morale to go to these things because they realize how stupid they are going to look.
But your initial thoughts, Senator Austin, what were your initial thoughts on this this year?
austen fleccas fletcher
Humiliating.
I've been using the word humiliating a lot lately, and it's actually like it cuts.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Like you're saying, like, wicked is also another word that cuts.
Like a wicked woman.
That's like.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
You're humiliating yourself.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Oh, it was like heavy words.
unidentified
Oh, no.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
Very heavy words.
So humiliating for the women involved.
Everyone's repeating the same stuff over again.
No one thinks they can do anything.
Everyone's like, oh, men are keeping us down or like, you know, Trump's keeping us down.
And it's like, nah, that's not the case.
I have a sister.
She's a gangster.
She goes out and does whatever she wants and you get in her way and watch what happens.
Like, that's how it should be.
And that's what a real woman's march would be.
Kind of.
I mean, she's got a kid.
She's got a doctor husband.
She's running a little mini mafia.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
unidentified
Hey.
austen fleccas fletcher
She's making moves.
elijah schaffer
Wait, she's from New York, right?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you guys are Italian.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So how should she implicate?
Is that like a, are you allowed to do that in an Italian family?
Implicate your own family members in an organization?
austen fleccas fletcher
She's not like gangster gangster.
She works in finance.
elijah schaffer
Okay, now thanks for clarifying.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
Oh, so you should write.
elijah schaffer
You should write for People's World Magazine because you're a liar too, apparently.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, thank you.
unidentified
That's good.
elijah schaffer
You should be on the Women's March Foundation chairman.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, I was there, so I fit right in with everyone else.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm with you on the humiliating.
austen fleccas fletcher
Humiliating.
It was a grown woman.
You're a grown woman wearing some obscene outfit with a stupid sign with your daughter, and you didn't do the research, and your daughter clearly didn't do the research.
And now this whole family is just like a negative downward spiral for generations.
Like, who's running this show?
kezia schaffer
Right.
And going off.
What you said as well about what the women are wearing is a lot of women were not wearing bras or they were wearing like see-through things, like just bearing all to the world.
And then when you have a lot of young men there as well, going to try and support, and then they will stare if you've got your, your breasts on display, and then they go look how we are objectified and men just see us as sex objects blah, blah.
And you go honey, cover up, and no one will stare like.
Even I catch myself going, oh my gosh, is she not wearing you know?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can see the nipples.
I saw a few nipples that day.
I did listen.
It's a guy's mind.
I mean, i'm a married guy.
I'm not trying to look at people's nipples, but if your nipples are showing, i'll probably notice like, i'll tell you like i'm not.
Girls are talking about objective, objectifying them.
I'm not going out of my way to look at your nipples.
I'm not removing, i'm not.
You know, opening up your t-shirt, looking in your dress, none of that.
But when you're, like, that's all, like, rape and stuff.
kezia schaffer
If you've got it on display.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but, like, but then you're, like, your nipples are also out and your mad people are looking.
Like, you put them out yourself.
Like, it's, like, you know, I mean.
austen fleccas fletcher
Contruding nipples.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, your nipples, they're there.
They're visible.
And you're like, man, people are objectifying by looking at them.
It's like, if my penis was whipped out, too, people would notice.
kezia schaffer
Right.
austen fleccas fletcher
Hopefully.
kezia schaffer
And there was children there as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but chill.
Okay, that's a whole nother story.
So that's, but that was your initial thoughts.
My initial thoughts, too, were, you know.
Most people there said that the entire movement has gone backwards.
I talked to, or like it's it has got.
Things have gotten worse.
So it makes you wonder, like maybe you guys are insane, because how, if you guys are doing something that's effective, how are things getting worse, you know?
And that's kind of like the person there told me oh, you know, Trump is so bad to the poor or whatever, like he doesn't take care of the poor, and I was thinking yeah, but like the evidence is that the poor, like the poverty rates, are declining, and that someone told me that he only cares about white people and it's like yeah, but situations economically and in the country and including with rights, are getting better for minorities.
So, while on the outside Trump, you know, might not be the cleanest cut guy and might say things that offend people, his actions prove that he's actually a good guy.
And these people are like the opposite.
It's like they pretend to be virtue signalers, they pretend to fight for things the poor and they're accomplishing nothing they're doing.
They're really doing nothing but it.
I mean I will say it's a pretty fun party.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, very fun party.
They had live music.
I wish I took advantage of, but I didn't.
Um, they were selling.
elijah schaffer
They were selling on the Sikh.
The Sikhs were giving away free beans and rice.
kezia schaffer
You saw that yeah yeah, heaps of free food.
austen fleccas fletcher
He was like oh, I have this, and I was like okay, and then I ate it.
And then he's like oh, it's like almonds wheat something, milk.
And I was like there's almond?
And he was like yeah, and I was like just kidding, I'm just kidding, should have died on the floor.
Yeah, he would have saved me.
It was very nice people, the event yeah humiliating, but it's nothing.
That's like nothing surprising.
It's the same thing every year and it's actually like, if you look at the battle, like in the beginning we weren't confronting the protesters, they were just doing their thing and the news would be like oh, protesters are mad again, Trump did this and they just give them instant credibility.
Now there's like years of us going after the protesters.
We've like inspired other people to get involved, take it to the streets.
It's like anyone can do it.
You have a phone and a spoon or a friend, you can go record a video.
And now it's to the point where it's like we're gonna have to finish them off, like their numbers are going down every year and it's like the apolitical people think these feminists are crazy Hollywood.
Normal people are realizing the industry is dying because of them, like just every single industry that's touching this, like pc culture, is slowly dying and resenting the people who are doing it.
So we have to keep finishing them off and eventually these apolitical people are just going to be like, take one step to the right and that's going to be it.
elijah schaffer
They're going to, they're going to thrust and make a grunt noise, they're going to go.
austen fleccas fletcher
You know what i'm saying?
elijah schaffer
It's like oh, everyone in the middle just gonna go.
Yeah, that's really.
Oh man, talk about that.
All right, let's jump into some clips.
Speaking of um on, sometimes you being a little uncomfortable.
I really this really um sort of kind of has nothing to do with anything.
But one thing I noticed that you brought up uh was something new about your adjectives.
And also you've brought up some new descriptors uh, for people who would be considered um, larger body mass than than normal.
austen fleccas fletcher
I'm not trying to be nice, i'm not trying to say well yeah, i'll tell you, I'll tell you all about it.
It's called like person of size.
It's actually not that new.
It's been around.
kezia schaffer
That's so brave of you to come out and talk about your truth.
austen fleccas fletcher
These people haven't really been open to it.
elijah schaffer
Are these normal sizes?
Are these above average?
austen fleccas fletcher
Of size is basically anything above the normal spectrum that the doctors give, which is actually very outdated because every size body is different.
elijah schaffer
Upsized people are not normal.
austen fleccas fletcher
So body of size is anyone who finds themselves for whatever reason.
A lot of times it's medical reasons above the average weight of a person their height.
kezia schaffer
What about someone who's like anorexic and like really like under?
austen fleccas fletcher
I think that's a person, I think that's lacking in size or something.
kezia schaffer
A person of negative size?
elijah schaffer
Seismically challenged?
Seismically challenged.
austen fleccas fletcher
I've never really went into that.
kezia schaffer
We should raise awareness for those people as well.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, you should, yeah.
I'm doing myself.
elijah schaffer
Let's stop talking about Wiz Khalifa here, okay?
Baby, honestly.
austen fleccas fletcher
People of size.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Have you seen Wiz Khalifa?
His legs are like toothpicks, but that's another thing.
We have this clip here, actually, where you brought this absurd idea up.
But what's even funnier is that people there just kind of like latched on, which shows you how easy you can push new wording.
They're so eager to look for new words to describe things that you got this push with this lady.
I think we have that clip here of you talking to some person of size.
unidentified
Just because it looks like people judge.
That's not fair.
I agree with you.
austen fleccas fletcher
As a person of size as well, it's like, I don't want to be judged for that kind of stuff.
unidentified
Exactly.
austen fleccas fletcher
Hell yeah.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, thank you for that.
Well, what are your thoughts?
I mean, that's just really sad.
Like, people are looking for a way.
I think that was on a recent show where they said, you know, basically, I'm glad we get to celebrate Lizo's body on the stage.
And the girl said, why are we celebrating her body?
Like, no one's going to be excited when she gets diagnosed with diabetes.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But a person of size is a good thing.
I'm really glad about that.
But I want to get into our actual clips for today.
Thanks for introducing me.
austen fleccas fletcher
I also did preferred pronouns, which is he and his.
I also did preferred adjectives, which I picked skinny and cute for that day.
unidentified
Oh.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's why I'd like people to call me.
If they don't describe me, I like to prefer adjectives.
kezia schaffer
That guy over there, who's really skinny and cute.
And everyone goes and goes, oh, obviously you.
elijah schaffer
It's preferred, though.
It doesn't mean the truth.
It just means that it's preferred.
Exactly.
kezia schaffer
And if you don't choose the preferred pronouns, then you should go to jail violently against them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're acting violently, and you should get their property.
austen fleccas fletcher
So if you don't call me skinny and cute, you should take their stuff.
It's a hate crime.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's good.
You know, speaking of that, I kind of wanted to bring in some of this thing about the fall.
And one of the main reasons why I think that these people are failing, and I think the truth is, is that a lot of people see from these next clips have.
Have you ever noticed how weird and open some of these people are and the way they'll share things with you that they probably shouldn't share?
There's this clip here from Kez where she talks to this gentleman.
What was his name?
unidentified
Larry.
Larry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Larry with the gas station shades.
And I mean that defensively.
Larry's watching, they're cool.
unidentified
And a weed wife-beaded t-shirt on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's see.
kezia schaffer
You know, like the sleeveless white singlet with like a flag.
With a big cute flag, a weed, sorry, a weed leaf.
So what a character.
austen fleccas fletcher
Let's see this.
elijah schaffer
This is something really interesting that you guys are going to like here.
Todd, do you have that clip?
kezia schaffer
Do you think that by watching porn, it makes you view women more as sex objects?
Or do you think that it makes you go, wow, like I really value and respect women?
unidentified
Well, it's like a sexual release for me because, you know, I masturbate and then jack or whatever, and then I shoot my and I'm relieved.
I can sleep.
See, sometimes when you go to sleep as a man, and if you don't do that, then you have trouble sleeping because you get an erection during the night.
Right, no.
So it's a way to relieve tension and relieve yourself.
elijah schaffer
Can you explain that?
kezia schaffer
Well, I just felt really grateful that he was able to give me a full science lesson on male anatomy.
elijah schaffer
Of touching himself?
unidentified
Yeah, that's right.
elijah schaffer
He explained it, too.
It wasn't even like...
He didn't even...
It's like...
He didn't even go like, oh, yeah, I like to do this because something I like.
It's like he spoke to her like you're speaking to a kid and go, and you know, sometimes adults have to be like, you should not speak to children.
No, but he was like, he was talking like that, but you would think, like, it was like something like when they go, oh, like, you know, like, like, mom and dad, like, why were you guys locking your door to the bedroom?
And you have to give your kid the talk and be like, oh, yeah, like, sometimes mom and dad love to do that, but like, he went into the weird direction of like, sometimes you have to off your entire load because as an adult, sometimes, like, what if you, that's how you describe it to your kid?
Sometimes daddy has to get off his load because sometimes mom and dad have to do that.
He'd be like, that's not how you say it to a stranger.
So very, it made me uncomfortable.
I was uncomfortable.
I was uncomfortable.
My viewers are probably uncomfortable.
austen fleccas fletcher
I'm still uncomfortable.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
I don't appreciate you teeing it up and throwing it to me.
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.
Larry, that's not what the Woman's March had in mind when they were talking to how to talk to young ladies.
No, especially on camera, Larry.
But the plot does thicken a little bit.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I spoke to Larry for like 20 minutes.
I have like 20 minutes of like absurdity.
Yeah, he told me that in order for him to have sex with me, he would have to marry me first because that's the right thing to do.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, I mean, look, if we were going to do a thruple, I don't think he would be, he would be our first pick.
No, but the gas station sunglasses.
It's just, that's like that.
I get turned off at any sunglasses below $6.99.
I'm done.
You just can't be a part of my thrupple.
For those who don't know what a thrupple is, you probably have a conscience.
That's good.
That's really good.
Anyway, he's not the only one who talked about sex.
We got this sex worker I walked up to who was walking around a bra.
I'm not going to get it.
I don't want to tear apart the appearance, but I'm just going to say that it's really weird to me how like this is a person of size and they're a they call them sex workers a prostitute and she was saying like oh like yeah it's just like kind of weird like she loves her job and she gets a lot of work and I realized that the standard for prostitutes must have really gone down over the years or they were never up because I was really shocked that people are paying to have sex with this person.
I'm not upset that they exist.
I'm not making fun of their looks.
I'm just like, I understand what attractiveness is and it blew my mind that people were spending money on this person.
unidentified
I think just like any career and any job, it is for only certain people.
So I wouldn't recommend that everyone be an accountant in the same way that I wouldn't recommend everyone be a sex worker.
If you like it and it empowers you, follow your dream and do what you want to do, whether that's being a rocket scientist, whether that's being a stripper, whether that's being a mother, whether that's being a chef or the president.
Do whatever you want to do.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here's the message for women.
Be whatever you want, whether you want to be the president or a sex worker or a rocket scientist.
Like there's like some comparison.
Like, look, you have a few options after high school.
You go either you go to college, get into the workforce, or you suck dick.
Like, that's that's really that's the message.
They're talking about masturbation, telling young women to become prostitutes.
kezia schaffer
You know what, though?
How you were saying, like, oh, you're so surprised someone would pay for her.
She's not an ugly girl at all.
I'm not surprised anyone would pay for her.
If you've got men like that, I didn't say she's ugly.
unidentified
I just saying, like, that's like that's a girl that you would hook up with me about how he gets off at night.
kezia schaffer
He is you think Larry's paying her?
Potentially.
austen fleccas fletcher
I think people pay her for whatever.
elijah schaffer
I just don't, but I don't get it.
I mean, what happened to just like meeting people the natural way?
kezia schaffer
No, you can't because it's really, really creepy if a guy went up and spoke to a woman and said, Hey, I think you're pretty.
I would love to get to know you.
That's actually really, that's why women are afraid to walk home at night.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Yeah, she said, and she, that's what she said.
She told young girls she would tell them like that sex work should be like, that's like, if that's one of the things you want to do.
austen fleccas fletcher
In America, land of the free.
So what's the deal?
That's what it is.
You can do whatever you want.
And we just encourage you not to do Jezebel things.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't suck dick for money.
austen fleccas fletcher
Right?
So it's like, yeah, you can be a stripper.
You can be the president.
You can be a rocket scientist.
That's because America is the land of the free and you can do whatever you want.
But we highly encourage you to value yourself as a woman and don't have sex work.
elijah schaffer
No, but you don't say, Dan, you don't go like, hey, have a good weekend at the at the have a good weekend in the mountains, like go snowboarding, you know, get the flu or something like that.
Like, yeah, people get the flu, but you don't like encourage them.
Like, go try to go touch hands with a sick person and rub your mouth.
Like, hey, why don't you go this weekend for a good life?
Here's a suggestion: like, be a sex worker.
Like, that you don't tell it to young girls.
kezia schaffer
This is the thing.
The thing about sex work is like, yeah, I get it.
Like, land of the free.
Like, I don't want to stop anyone from doing any as long as it's not hurting other people.
But the thing with sex work is it really truly isn't a lot of little girls' dreams to grow up to have to sleep with 15 men a night or to take their clothes off on a pole while men throw money.
It's not really a dream.
And because there's not a lot of women who are seeking out this profession, but the demand is so high, you have to have like the demand-supply ratio, right?
And so there's a lot of trafficking and grooming and things that go on within the sex work industry just because the demand is so high.
There's so many people who want it, who want to pay for sex or all this sort of stuff, but there's just not enough women who want to do it.
And so that's where it gets really dangerous when there's young girls who are groomed and like all sorts of things, or they're trafficked from overseas, or there's just like a lot of horrible things.
So it's like on one hand, it's like, yeah, have the freedom to like, if you really did want to be a stripper, but also there are women who are being like groomed and like have like pimps or you know, there's really horrible things going on.
elijah schaffer
It really is true.
And you spoke to a woman who seemed to be kind of confused.
I was really surprised that you interviewed like a griper on the you found somebody a part of the griper movement here.
austen fleccas fletcher
Potentially.
There was a young Asian girl and she in her science said stop fetishizing Asian women.
And I asked what she means and she said that you know white guys like to like Asian women because they think it's like cool and exotic.
And so I was like, so like white state whites, black state blacks, Asian state Asians.
And she was like, well, yeah, kind of.
unidentified
Wow.
austen fleccas fletcher
So I think she might be a griper.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know me neither.
She's obviously probably in here, but this is a pretty good clip here.
austen fleccas fletcher
Women with penises.
unidentified
Correct.
austen fleccas fletcher
That makes sense.
elijah schaffer
Such a goal with a sign.
austen fleccas fletcher
What do you want to tell people to do?
unidentified
To stop fetishizing Asians because people just have yellow fever.
That's not a thing.
austen fleccas fletcher
And you're calling for kind of like stopping.
Asian state Asians, white, state, whites, black, state, blacks.
unidentified
Or just like, kind of, but more like just like stop looking at us, stop looking at like Asian women as like objects and like stop fetishizing us because we're not like what if like a guy likes an Asian person and wants to date them.
Rift.
elijah schaffer
Why did that happen?
austen fleccas fletcher
Her friend pulled her away.
And also she had dyed blonde hair.
So it's like, don't try to like just barge into our culture and take what you want from it.
unidentified
Right.
austen fleccas fletcher
But also, blonde hair is pretty cool, white people, and I'm going to try that out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's true.
austen fleccas fletcher
Typical rat shit from the Women's March.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but yellow.
That's what I'm saying.
Stop.
Stop fetishizing Asian women.
Like, hey, like, stop being sexually attractive.
Like, someone's like, yeah, I'm really into Asian women.
Like, so if you said, I don't like Asian women, you're racist.
Right.
And if you really say, I actually really prefer Asian women, like, that's like at the top of my list.
kezia schaffer
You're also attractive.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's racist as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so you can't.
So what is Asian?
You just got to live like they don't exist.
kezia schaffer
You have to be able to take it or leave it with an Asian.
elijah schaffer
You live like they drive.
Act like no one else exists.
That is they, as in people from certain regions of the world.
It's true.
austen fleccas fletcher
Don't throw it to me.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
Come on.
There's only a certain type of people who don't use their blinker.
That's luxury car owners, luxury car owners.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's true.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I have to do that.
Luxury car drivers.
elijah schaffer
Luxury carlos.
If your car is over $35,000, you don't have to use your blinker.
unidentified
You have to traffic.
kezia schaffer
You have to follow role roads.
elijah schaffer
You can follow road rules.
So you thought this was going somewhere bad, and you realized I was actually talking about luxury car workers.
But that was next level.
But also, too, things got a little bit crazier.
So, not only are people like, why do they tell you these things?
It's just so weird.
They're all about sex and stuff like that.
But you, back to Larry.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, back to Larry.
elijah schaffer
So, Larry called for the execution of Donald Trump.
kezia schaffer
Yes.
All the senators, this was in regards to the impeachment.
And he said, okay, it's now over to the senators.
We've got a ton of Republican or Democrat senators who are voting yes to impeach him, remove him from office, whatever.
And now the Republican senators, the ones that vote no to take him out of office, they should have be put to the guillotine along with Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer
It's guillotine.
kezia schaffer
A guillotine?
I've always said guillotine my whole life.
But it's okay.
Everyone knows what I mean.
Yeah.
This is how we say it in Australia.
elijah schaffer
It's authentic.
I really didn't want to be rude to their culture, you know?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
But anyways, yeah, he wants them to have the guillotine and watch so that all of us can watch their heads roll down the hill.
elijah schaffer
You guys will say tortillas in Australia too.
kezia schaffer
You know what?
I don't know.
I'm not going to speak.
elijah schaffer
I heard people say tortillas.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, it'd be hard.
You're so far from Mexico that you're like, you know, we're right near it and like we hear it.
They're so far away.
elijah schaffer
You just read it like tortilla.
Guillotine does sound correct.
austen fleccas fletcher
Guillotine.
kezia schaffer
I've always said guillotine.
elijah schaffer
Because French is a Latin language.
Is that true?
kezia schaffer
Wait, French is Latin?
elijah schaffer
Maybe it's not.
austen fleccas fletcher
Maybe it is.
It is.
elijah schaffer
I thought it has.
Yeah, it is.
I thought it does the double Y. You can get the Y sound from the double L.
Yeah, but I want to get this.
So we're back to Larry and the guillotine.
For those of you guys that want to help us here.
unidentified
I think that all the senators, all the U.S. senators ought to vote yes.
I think they should vote yes.
And if they don't, we can put them to the guillotine.
kezia schaffer
What do you mean?
unidentified
The guillotine.
You know what that is?
kezia schaffer
Like the guillotine?
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Wait, Trump gets his head chopped off or the senators that voted no.
unidentified
I think Trump ought to get his head chopped off and all the senators that vote no too, yeah.
kezia schaffer
Are you saying that metaphorically or like genuinely?
unidentified
We have guillotines.
We can put one on the steps of the Capitol at Washington, D.C.
And we can give the senators a choice.
We can say you can vote yes on removal or you can vote no and face the guillotine.
And we'll have it on the steps and that way we'll get to watch their heads bounce down the stairs after they get chopped off.
How do you feel about abortion?
I disagree with abortion.
I'm a Christian.
And a baby that's in the womb is God's creation.
So a woman should not have an abortion.
She should care if she gets pregnant and it happens, you know, and I know sometimes it's not intentional, but she should follow through with it and then let someone adopt it.
There are a lot of people that want to adopt kids.
kezia schaffer
Just a few moments ago, you were saying that you literally wanted to kill a human being, Trump, and the senators.
But then you're saying a baby is life and you're a Christian and you believe that all life is sacred and you shouldn't kill life.
How does that work?
unidentified
Well, these greedy politicians need to die because they're so evil.
kezia schaffer
Right.
unidentified
And they keep on ripping off the public.
They don't do anything for us.
So I'm mad at them.
I'm not.
So I guess you don't really believe that all life is sacred.
The wicked need to die.
Okay.
That's not sacred to me.
Do you see that you're full of like a ton of contradictions?
Well, like I said, I mean, everybody has their own views on things.
And, you know, mine might be a little different than others.
elijah schaffer
Larry, if he's not, if he's not touching himself, he is impacting America.
That's pretty good.
unidentified
So he's, I think the edit of the Right After I'm a Christian after he like explained to me what he does every single night, then he tells me he's a Christian man.
kezia schaffer
I actually asked him, it's not in my video, but I did ask him his advice for like Christian men as a Christian man himself for the younger Christian men.
And he said that it's important they go to church every week.
They pay 10% in Thai.
They be really good people.
And just like giving me all this advice, and I was like, Larry, dude.
unidentified
Larry.
elijah schaffer
Larry, you've got to figure some things out.
We all do, though.
I mean, I don't want to pick on him too much because there's probably a little more of Larry in all of us than we like to admit.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, like a little more contradictory.
unidentified
You know, Larry.
elijah schaffer
There's a pair of gas station sunglasses somewhere in all of us.
It really is true.
We should be calling them Larry's.
Yo, could you pick me up a pair of Larry's?
Which is just like a pair of gas station sunglasses.
You know what I mean?
It's like, yo, yo, yo, grab me some Larry.
austen fleccas fletcher
If you're being a Larry, like, you know, if you're at the Women's Marsh and you find yourself goggling the women without a bra, and it's like, yo, stop being a Larry.
unidentified
Don't be a Larry.
austen fleccas fletcher
Put Larry away.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't be Larry.
It's like when you're conscious, yeah, it's like when you're, yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
I used to have Gary.
Gary means like idiot or dumb guy.
elijah schaffer
Like your dad cheats on your mom, but then he's mad at you didn't go to church.
And you're like, dad, stop being a Larry.
austen fleccas fletcher
Larry moved, Dad.
elijah schaffer
Serious Larry.
Yeah, but we had more well-behaved people.
It wasn't just Larry who is chill.
We also were, while people were pushing and hitting some street preachers, which is a pretty good sign.
It's pretty good.
We ran past some kids.
By the way, and I looked up the laws.
We did not interview them.
We did not ask them to sing anything.
And they were in passing, and it was not a direct interview.
And they were in public, so they can be in the shots.
It's considered a passing shot.
It's really, it gets tricky when kids get in the shot, but this is a public event that's permitted.
And so this does not go under, this goes under normal rules.
But these kids, which I have to say, look like they were raised really well.
unidentified
Turn to the Muslim Savior.
Turn to the Lord King Savior!
Donald Trump!
Let's not!
He's stupid!
Wow!
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
Oh, man.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What do you guys think?
I mean, you can see the sentiment here.
Like, when you have people like Larry as your, as your role model, like, Larry is your dad, and then you have, like, an Asian, and then he had an Asian fetish, and then he, like, married, like, that Asian girl, you know, and then that girl is your mom, and then you're just out there, and then what happens is, first of all, what are these kids doing by themselves out in the middle of a Los Angeles downtown park surrounded by homeless encampments?
kezia schaffer
Right.
austen fleccas fletcher
When I was little, I used to get a buzz cut every two weeks, and I wasn't allowed to ride stunt bikes.
I could only ride mountain bikes.
I wish they had that.
I wasn't allowed to have long hair, no skateboarding.
That's what happens when.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, what happened with the whole I'll wash your mouth out with soap?
austen fleccas fletcher
That's what happens when you don't get hit with a wooden spoon.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah, I got smacked a ton with a wooden spoon.
Yeah, that's why I do it.
elijah schaffer
You hit the wooden spoon.
I got with a wooden paddle.
kezia schaffer
On my, I don't know what American.
elijah schaffer
But, backside.
kezia schaffer
But, do you say, but is that fine?
austen fleccas fletcher
Backside.
elijah schaffer
What do you say?
kezia schaffer
Backside?
Bum.
elijah schaffer
Bum?
Yeah, people know what that means here.
kezia schaffer
I know, but I've sometimes Americans have gotten offended by some of the language I've used for a butt-bum.
elijah schaffer
The ASS, they don't like that one.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Americans don't like that one.
kezia schaffer
Well, anyways, regardless, I got spanked.
All of me and my siblings got spanked with wooden spoons.
Sometimes that would break over us.
austen fleccas fletcher
And it makes for good kids.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think I found out okay.
All of us, we didn't.
elijah schaffer
We use an actual wooden paddle that you use in the oven for pizzas.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
elijah schaffer
And so it hit both cheeks at the same time.
So it was just a full on.
But really, if you think about it, though, when you think about the way that force works, the surface to area ratio of having a large, like flat thing over both cheeks would dispensate the pain and brutality as a child probably across the full rear end, and it would probably move into the hip.
So you get this sort of like shock wave on both sides.
But if you think about it, if you hit with the spoon, there's a high amount of force in like a one small, small surface area, and it just stings right in the middle.
All right.
Well, that being said, let's get into this.
We all kind of seem to, or at least we did.
We came across RevCom, the protest group that was there.
They're sort of like our co-workers.
austen fleccas fletcher
RevCom?
I thought they refused fascism.
elijah schaffer
It's the parent organization is RevCom.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Revolutionary Com.
austen fleccas fletcher
Is that who Mr. Soros gives all the money to?
elijah schaffer
Guys, RevCom is like the ultimate organization, but Refuse Fascism is like the group.
austen fleccas fletcher
Usual stuff.
elijah schaffer
You should know this.
Yeah, but watch this.
So I found a new way.
We found some new ways to deal with these people.
I really like this one.
So this girl from there, she interrupts me and then I turn the tables on her.
This is so good.
Are you guys in high school or college?
I'm in high school.
Can I do an interview with you?
austen fleccas fletcher
Because I can't do it.
elijah schaffer
I can't do kids.
It's not in this thing.
She's not a good person either.
She gossips.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
I've met her before.
unidentified
Yeah.
Have you met her?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have.
She's done this to us before.
She thinks that we work for a company that we don't work for.
She confuses me because white people all kind of look alike.
It's true.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I told him that she gossips.
That's what they are.
They're literally gossiping women moving around, like telling me, like, oh, don't talk to him.
That's not a good person.
It's like being in the locker room of seventh grade, except these people are communists and want to kill you.
Like, that's the only difference.
These people want a bloody revolution in the streets.
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
Like, if refused fascism gets their way and there's a revolution, like, we're the first people on the list.
Like, all right, we got to get those street guys.
Number one on the list for sure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, if nine of them somehow take control of the country, then we'll have to.
And plus, and Blair White better watch out too.
Because remember, Bo, Bo attacks trans people.
So refuse fascisms are transphobic, anti-trans movement.
Which reminds me, you ran into the talks against gays guy.
austen fleccas fletcher
And then he, yeah, he was preaching, and then he was going on about Trump and whatever, leave the White House, and then some kids, like, I agree with you.
And then I had to correct him.
Like, children don't really matter in politics.
Can we watch this?
elijah schaffer
We have this clip right here.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's the Mike Pence is calling for attacks against gays guy.
unidentified
He's calling for attacks against gays and homosexuals.
The whole regime has got to go.
austen fleccas fletcher
Tax against gays.
I have not heard about that.
unidentified
I agree with you.
That's good.
austen fleccas fletcher
She's a child, though.
elijah schaffer
Those are the F Trump kids.
Those are the same kids.
I ran into the same guy.
Listen to what he says.
And this was like a mistake shot, too, but it turned into a really great moment.
This was like not a plan.
This is a genuine reaction.
Like, not thinking Todd's really filming.
And this is just so good.
unidentified
watch.
elijah schaffer
Like it's like a genuine just How many more immigrants are going to die from?
austen fleccas fletcher
I don't know, dude.
elijah schaffer
How many more Americans are going to die from the flu?
Like, it's a very unfortunate virus.
kezia schaffer
They're dying from being in cages and not having food and the right resources.
I didn't realize they were dying from flu.
Is that on American soil?
elijah schaffer
There's a couple kids that died from a fever or different things, which is very unfortunate, by the way.
I don't want to make a lie to them.
austen fleccas fletcher
They were sick when they went into the custody of.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like they didn't get injected with the flu and then died.
It's like they were sick.
And also, you have to remember, we're talking about hundreds of thousands of people.
The chances on cruises, they have morgues, right?
People go on cruises and people die on cruises.
austen fleccas fletcher
They have a morgue on a cruise?
elijah schaffer
Every cruise has a morgue.
kezia schaffer
That's a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
And a jail, too.
kezia schaffer
People are now cruising on cruises.
austen fleccas fletcher
So the person dies on the cruise and the cruise goes on.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
How many do people die on every cruise?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I don't know.
That's a good status.
kezia schaffer
But there's even, I've watched a couple mini docs about people who go.
A couple, like 400 of people who go missing on cruises.
And there's nothing you can, I mean, they've got to get to their next destination because there's thousands of people on this ship who have paid all this money to go on their cruise and get back.
And so if someone goes missing, you can't go back and search the ocean if they've jumped overboard or if there was a murder.
There's all sorts of like mysterious things.
And people don't.
austen fleccas fletcher
If you push someone off a cruise ship at night, the boat's going to keep going.
kezia schaffer
But also because you're in like international waters and because the boats, a lot of cruise ships are actually registered in like not America, like all these like Barbados or like little countries off because they can earn a ton of money and the regulations don't have to be up to standard and things like that.
So if you kill someone on a cruise ship, you can probably get away with it because the police are not going to be Americans.
They're going to be like from Barbados or something like that, and they're not going to have all this like resources to do.
elijah schaffer
No, it's true.
kezia schaffer
So it's actually really, if you want to kill someone, a lot of murders happen.
Like take your girlfriend, push her off the boat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we're not promoting anyone pushing off the boat.
But I am saying that the point is, is that when you actually look at what's going on, this guy's saying, yeah, what a blanket statement.
Like, so no more immigrants die from the flu.
You're like, dude, this is a problem in every country in the United States.
We have serious deaths from people with the worst flu.
austen fleccas fletcher
Everywhere else but here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like that, like, this is what's coming down to is your protesters now.
People think that like when you react, sometimes you are reacting on camera, but I'm at the point where I'm literally going, like, am I hearing the truth when we have to stop immigrants from dying from the flu?
Like, of all the things that you're thinking of are problems at the border, the number one thing you could think of is immigrants dying from the flu.
Not the fact that like 33% of them are raped on the way over here.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Like if he said that, like, we've got to really fight so that women are not raped in all countries.
Like, you know, like in Mexico, which is a terrible country that's overrun by drug lords and it's corruption and people are getting raped and it's one of the highest homicide rates in the world.
And we've got to figure out a solution for this country to stop immigration.
He just goes, that no more immigrants would die from the flu.
austen fleccas fletcher
Do we need to make a right-leaning version of that guy to talk about the wall and stuff?
Or is that our role that we need to get out there and be like, people are getting trafficked and there's hundreds of thousands of people.
elijah schaffer
Starting up with a megaphone?
austen fleccas fletcher
Is that the right matter?
elijah schaffer
Some guys said that right-wing people didn't have the right to have megaphones there, but that's another thing.
Anyway, so that is actually my view.
We actually have a bunch more clips that we're going to go over, like four or five more clips.
But for those of you guys that are watching, I just want to let you know that the full version of this podcast is available on Blazetv.com.
You'll see it on the screen in the links below.
You can use the code Elijah to get $10 off of your subscription.
You get access to all types of shows like Crowder, Roaming Millennial, Mark Levin, Glenn Beck, and many, many more.
But on top of that, this is always available, the full version free on audio-only podcasts.
So some of you guys just want a longer podcast.
And so we offer the free audio-only version.
It's like an hour long instead of 35, 40 minutes.
But for those of you guys that want to watch the full versions, always go to Blazetv.com, click on the contributors tab and watch the full episodes.
We'll be right back in just a few moments.
Let's get to our next clip.
So you came up with, we're going to talk about some of the more ridiculous people that we came across.
You came up to this guy, this KKK guy.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
I have a table at my house with a bad wire.
I'm trying to think in my head how to get it into the power slot without having to walk over it every day.
kezia schaffer
Could put some sticky tape over the top of it.
Like duct tape or something.
austen fleccas fletcher
Because it comes across and I'll go over it.
But it's a table like this.
I don't know where to put the wire.
Thank you, Todd.
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's pretend again.
All right.
So you ran into this dictator guy who, these are some of the more ridiculous people we got into.
You know what I think it is?
I think today I'm like really kind of like just for no reason.
I feel like not like tired, but extremely chilled out.
Like not like a, not like a normal, like, I just like feel under energy today, like major under-energy.
And it's just one of those days where you just feel like you kind of feel like you're out, like your brain is over here, but I'm here.
And so like everything just feels very muted, where I'm usually a little more animated and stuff.
But today, for some reason, I just feel like chilled out.
austen fleccas fletcher
I like it.
I think it feels pretty good.
This new you.
elijah schaffer
You like it better?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, back again, third introduction of the clip.
Fleckus talks.
austen fleccas fletcher
I met this man who has a book reading voice.
kezia schaffer
Very, he should, if, okay, forget the what's the drag queen story time?
This man should have his own story time.
austen fleccas fletcher
KKK Tater story time.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, perfect.
austen fleccas fletcher
What does your sign say?
unidentified
It says topple the dictator with a KKK at between the C and the T in dictator.
austen fleccas fletcher
Ooh, I like what you did there.
What brings you out here today?
unidentified
I don't know.
My mom dragged me here.
I mean, it's just bullshit.
Women still don't get paid the same amount as men.
austen fleccas fletcher
What about the people that say that that's because of life choices?
It's because of majors.
It's because of time off for raising kids.
It's because, you know, more hours work for the men.
There's kind of like a not a debunking, but they've kind of gone against that wage gap theory.
unidentified
I haven't read about that, so I'm not going to comment.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so that was a lot going on there.
austen fleccas fletcher
That guy DM'd me after and called me a loser.
And I said, at least I don't have to walk with the crutch.
elijah schaffer
No, you didn't say that.
austen fleccas fletcher
No, I'm just kidding.
Like, broke his foot.
elijah schaffer
At least I'm not.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's so bad.
unidentified
Wow.
Wow.
That was pretty cool.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, yeah, there's a difference between being injured and being disabled or having something like that.
I'm not making fun of those people.
That guy probably like twisted his ankle being drunk and jumping off a table or something.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
What a loser.
Why is he drinking at his friend's house?
I just want to know, why is that man excessively drinking and jumping on table?
Shame on him.
austen fleccas fletcher
Falling down, being drunk, throwing beer.
elijah schaffer
Did you walk up to someone who's just hung on a crutch?
What are you thinking jumping on that table?
Excuse me?
unidentified
Idiot.
elijah schaffer
Cut down on the alcohol, would you?
austen fleccas fletcher
Have you ever had an ankle boot?
unidentified
Yes.
austen fleccas fletcher
Ooh, embarrassing.
kezia schaffer
Have you?
No way.
austen fleccas fletcher
I've never, no way, exactly.
It's like a scarlet letter of like, yeah, I tried to do something I couldn't handle.
I tried to jump and I missed.
elijah schaffer
I've had a couple times.
austen fleccas fletcher
I blew up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
I never, never had a moment.
elijah schaffer
I've insided my foot twice and I've broken my leg.
So I used to skate and stuff, so I did a few things like that.
I've broken my arm in half.
I've shattered my wristplates.
I've done a lot of, messed up a lot of things.
austen fleccas fletcher
Did things that you shouldn't have done.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
He's a broken man all over through and through.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I read a thing recently of a guy who said that his mom had this rule that if you got hurt doing something, you couldn't do it anymore.
So he broke his wrist while snowboarding and then didn't want to tell his mom until it was like infected and like couldn't move his whole like arm.
And then he had to like get surgery because he didn't.
And then his mom would still let him snowboard because he went to that.
But speaking of alpha males and like people who know what they're doing, I ran into a really good, really just, you know, you see men at these things and you go, like, I, like, that is the kind of man I would make sure I did everything in my power that my child doesn't grow up to be like that.
You know what I'm saying?
You go, I will do, if my child grows up like that, I'll be very sad.
And I ran into one of those people here right after talking to Will, helping him find his dad.
Look at the height difference there.
unidentified
Lowest turnout for sure.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I gotta go get this alpha male real fast.
Tell me, this is badass.
Hold on, I gotta come over here.
This is so good.
This is so.
Oh, sir, your flag fell off.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Sorry about that.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Awesome.
So, my question for you would be as a man here, what are you representing as a man at a woman's march?
unidentified
Yeah, the resistance against all the civil rights, the resistance against, you know, the people have for LGBT rights, for women's rights in particular.
That's what this march is about.
And this is the biggest thing against Trump.
It started really with, you know, the.
There's a whole pussy ears.
A lot of people still wear those.
There's one right there.
Just turn him around.
That's where it started.
elijah schaffer
This is the lowest turnout in four years, I think.
What is that?
What does that mean for us?
unidentified
He's impeached now.
He's out of there.
Does that do mean anything?
elijah schaffer
Who comes in after him?
unidentified
Well, Mike, my hope is Warren.
elijah schaffer
Mike Penceo.
unidentified
Oh.
Yeah, well, he's a loser.
elijah schaffer
We have to impeach him too, then.
unidentified
He's a loser.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
We said we have to impeach him, too.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, he's guilty.
elijah schaffer
Dude, he's hoping Warren.
First of all, he goes, yeah, he's impeached.
He's out of there.
But he's not.
He's definitely not.
He's definitely currently in Senate trial right now on this.
No one's been removed.
And then he says, started with the proceedings.
He said, what he goes, pussy hats.
And then at the end, he goes, yeah, I was hoping Warren would come in next.
Like, he thinks there's just this idea of a vote.
It's like, oh, now we just moved the president.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's like high school president.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's like, oh, yeah.
We're getting rid of Tammy.
We're putting in Chad.
Oh, man.
That guy was humiliating himself.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I feel really bad for him.
We can laugh and just be like, lol, but poor old little guy, he's probably just had a lifetime of nasty women just putting him down, telling him he's good for nothing.
And I just feel really bad for him because he's not living his full potential as a man.
elijah schaffer
At least Larry's like, at least Larry's alpha, you know?
Here's the key thing.
unidentified
At least Larry's dad.
elijah schaffer
Larry is like somebody who you go, that might be a beta.
And then when you go there and he just like literally tells you, he not only tells you why adults touch themselves, but he gives you the entire process with it.
Like he doesn't leave details out.
That's a man who cares that people have knowledge.
You know what I mean?
He's a man who strives for people to know the truth.
He says, this is what I do.
This is how I do it.
This is the end result.
And then here's the theory behind it.
This guy doesn't seem to even know why he's there.
kezia schaffer
Right.
But also, Larry also, to give him credit, does stand up for the unborn, which he really shouldn't be telling any women there that he agrees with that because he would be shouted out.
That's one of the main things for the family.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like one of the best liberals.
That's what the problem being a liberal is.
You can be as liberal as you want to with drugs or with like killing.
He wants to kill a president, which is further than probably most liberals would go.
But he has one issue where he's off.
He should have been at the march for life.
You should have told me it was going on.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
He would have met a nice woman, maybe.
But do you think a good woman can straighten Larry out?
Or the right woman for him.
elijah schaffer
He's definitely straight.
Straighten him out.
kezia schaffer
That's a really nice woman.
He's really, really rough around the edges.
I think, yes, but I, because I do believe that women civilize men, but I don't think a good woman would go for a man like Larry.
austen fleccas fletcher
So do men have to be like to a certain threshold to even entertain like a long-term relationship, or are some women called to these types of men?
There's like a woman out there who's going to take care of Larry.
kezia schaffer
You know, Larry is divorced.
He told me that his wife was a Filipino woman.
And as soon as she got her green card, it went downhill from there.
elijah schaffer
Can we talk about a woman that, like, this is why women...
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, that's not a bad idea for some.
elijah schaffer
Can we look at this for us?
There's one more clip I want to look at.
Actually, maybe there's two, but I think there's one more only.
Yeah, my energy is like.
unidentified
I love it.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's so much better.
elijah schaffer
I can't, my threshold is.
austen fleccas fletcher
Usually you're shouting at me and I'm scared.
Now I'm feeling chill.
elijah schaffer
I really like, it's like what I feel like is like, you know, you know, when there's like a sign, like when Will Wits trying to get on a roller coaster, it says you got to be this tall to come on, right?
But it's like, and there's just like, like, the threshold is like up here and he's just like under it.
And it's like, you can't grow to reach it.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just, he's there, and the threshold is up here to get to that like great experience.
That's how I feel right now.
Like, the threshold of like energy, like of the roller coaster, of the ride is like here.
But like, I am just Will Witz height.
I'm just like, I can't grow more.
Like, I'm there under it.
unidentified
Hmm.
austen fleccas fletcher
I noticed you said height.
elijah schaffer
Height.
austen fleccas fletcher
Okay.
I've heard people say height.
elijah schaffer
I have a lisp, so it's you.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, wait.
elijah schaffer
Doesn't he like to make fun of people who have disabilities?
unidentified
That's actually fun of someone who has a crutches just to do it.
austen fleccas fletcher
The guy who had a drunk accident and humiliated himself.
kezia schaffer
Did he actually say there's a trunk accident?
This is just probably.
elijah schaffer
That's such a good thing in a fight.
Like you do something moronic, like you're like at McDonald's and you just accidentally turn around and drop, like spill your drink and someone's like, dude, you just spilled your drink on me.
Like, well, you shouldn't have been an idiot and gotten drunk at your friend's party and broke that table.
And they just go, I didn't, what?
Exactly.
Exactly.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, that's what happened.
I said it to thousands of people on the internet.
It's true.
Everyone knows.
You're the only one saying that's how it happened.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's thousands of people who believe my story.
It's like living in Russia.
Exactly.
It's like dealing with the authorities there.
Do we have this clip here?
Yeah, this is a trans person, I think.
kezia schaffer
I'm fairly sure it's trans.
unidentified
It happens all too frequently where I'm trying to walk into a store and a man won't let me hold the door for him.
He thinks that it's inappropriate for me to be holding a door for him, that it's offensive and belittling to him.
And that's the thing that kind of hurts me, it shows that some of them aren't doing it out of a sense of being good to one another.
It's that we need them to do things because we're inferior.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a good man wouldn't want that person to hold the door open for them because usually you don't want women to do that kind of stuff for you because that's called society and that's just you just don't want women to hold the door open for you.
I don't want women taking in the groceries for me.
I don't want women lifting heavy things or building things.
kezia schaffer
Is it because you want to feel more superior than women?
And we serve women.
elijah schaffer
That's like a culture, good culture.
Men serve women.
Women serve men in other ways.
But when it comes to anything with physical activity, like brute force, that's part of the idea of the nobility of a woman who wants soft skin with lotions and different things.
And if you feel a man, it's like sandpaper hands.
We're like one pie toilet paper.
kezia schaffer
When I have children, when I have sons, I'm going to raise them to open a door for a woman or give up a seat for an elderly or a woman or things like that because I think it's chivalrous and it's gentlemanly.
And like you said, real honoring to women rather than being like, oh, I'm so good that I'm going to open this door for you.
I think it's like, oh, let this woman in first.
Like she deserves.
It's literally putting women first, which is what they want.
They want women to come first, anyways, and to be treated like royals.
And then when a man does treat her like she's royalty, then they're offended by it.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, they attack the motives.
Are you doing this because you think it's like belittling to you?
It's like, no, I'm doing this because I'm being nice.
kezia schaffer
Yes, because my mama raised me this way.
austen fleccas fletcher
It made me the right thing to do when I was a child.
It's very disrespectful to the culture because now they're encouraging us to do the opposite of what's right.
And they expect the opposite of what's right.
Like, oh, a woman can open the door for you.
I was like, yeah, it's not a big deal, but if you do that in every single aspect of culture, you do the opposite of what we were told, opposite of tradition.
You make for a country that's not really heading in the direction I want to go in.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, and I think even, I think it doesn't even have anything to do with agenda.
Like, if you were going into a store and there was another man behind you a couple steps, you might just hold it open just for him to come in as well.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
You know?
austen fleccas fletcher
Let that slam in my face.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
It's like, oh, that's just like a nice thing that people.
It's like, it's called manners.
austen fleccas fletcher
Manners.
kezia schaffer
What's that saying?
Manners maketh man?
austen fleccas fletcher
Manners maketh man.
So in college, I won an award in football.
And I don't know if it was a manners maketh the man, but that was one of the awards.
I might have won that one.
But it was one of those of being like a nice young man.
kezia schaffer
We would award to win.
unidentified
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
When we invite next time, we invite a guest over, we should remove the sands that don't in this show.
You have to hold like, well, it's like we have one mic, so like as she speaks, it's like we just gotta transfer.
kezia schaffer
So yeah, I definitely agree with what you just said.
elijah schaffer
We transfer the mic, it's like you can hear it like extending too.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's like hello.
elijah schaffer
Welcome to the show, my guest.
In this show, we hold our own mics.
It's like the most awkward show.
austen fleccas fletcher
Thanks, Jerry.
kezia schaffer
Well, we put it in the middle and we all get really close around it until we get a little bit of a microphone.
austen fleccas fletcher
Like me drinking milkshake and you spoil it.
unidentified
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
We're all just talking in the middle.
All right, guys.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's a good end of the show.
Thank you guys so much again.
Have a great rest of the day.
Say one word that you think sounds weird, but when it's just said by itself: humongous.
austen fleccas fletcher
Fling.
unidentified
Ah, fling.
kezia schaffer
What's your word?
elijah schaffer
A piclet?
unidentified
Piglet?
kezia schaffer
No, it has to be a real word.
What's a piglet?
elijah schaffer
Like a little pickle?
kezia schaffer
A piglet?
elijah schaffer
No, a piglet.
Export Selection