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Jan. 5, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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The Future Is Disabled | Guest: Gavin McInnes | Ep 51

A hilarious conversation with Gavin Mcinnes.

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You might have heard it said that the future is female.
But of course, it wasn't very long until we heard that the future was actually trans.
No, wait.
It was black trans.
No, wait.
What is it?
Yeah.
Today, we're actually saying that the future is disabled.
And to some of you guys that laugh, hold up for a second.
I'm not talking about people in wheelchairs, those with extra chromosomes, or even people who can't see.
I'm talking about a different kind of disability.
In fact, a culture where we praise people for having mental illness.
We look down upon those who have cultural and moral values.
And we promote unhealthy, morbid obesity and call it fat acceptance.
Yes, we live in a backwards culture where we have drag Down syndrome people.
Yes, drag Down syndrome people.
How backwards of a society are we?
What kind of clown world do we live in where these are the kinds of people that we look up to?
And these are the kinds of people that we push down.
This is an insane look at the future of our country.
A future that is neither female, trans, nor black, but a future that is completely disabled.
Disabled transgender hippies and down syndrome drag queens.
We're going to be talking about this and a lot more with one of my favorite entertainers, Gavin McGinnis.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite QPOC, me, Elijah Schaefer.
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Anyway, my guest today needs no introduction.
It's Gavin McInnis, one of the most banned people in the entire world right now.
Are you the most banned right now?
Or is Alex Jones?
Who is?
I'm on YouTube still, which I can't believe.
So I think Alex and Laura Loomer might trump me and Milo.
But once I lose YouTube, I think I'm in their league.
It's always done in a very blanket way.
I can't believe I'm on YouTube, but they banned me from like PayPal, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
It was all around the same day.
Bang, And I was actually banned from YouTube, but somehow I got back up again.
Maybe it's because I have a team of lawyers now and that YouTube's worried about, you know, litigious victims.
Yeah, but do your videos get the same reach that they used to?
I mean, do you like, do the algorithms favor you?
Are you monetized?
I'm down from like 100K to maybe 27K.
I cannot monetize.
I'm kicked off Google Ads, whatever you need to monetize.
So it's weird because I'll be talking about the Rolling Stones and they'll say, Oh, you can't monetize that anymore.
And I'm like, anymore?
I haven't been able to monetize for years.
Go bananas.
Well, yeah, you're doing good.
I mean, you got censored TV.
I know that you had that free speech TV, change it to censored TV, but actually, you and I go a little bit back.
People don't know.
Do you know something?
This is a true statement.
Do you know that you are actually the reason that I have this job or have this show entirely?
Do you know that?
And it's not like because you now don't feel good because you're like, I would looked up to you.
God knows nobody.
God forbid.
God forbid.
God feel good.
Yeah, God forbid you should ever have any lighthearted feelings or any happiness.
But no, but actually, you shared my first video on Twitter and you blew it up.
And people don't realize that is actually what put us on the map.
And because of you supporting us, we became a show.
And wasn't that a video where you were getting attacked for asking questions to libtards?
No, that was another one that you shared.
The other one was just me pressing some transgender non-binary student at a local college about why the Boy Scouts should just remain the Boy Scouts.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like I could just go up to all those non-binary people and go, I know that you don't feel like a man, so you think you must be a different gender.
You're just a psych, okay?
And we've had them for a long time.
You're just an incredible wimp.
So you don't feel like a man.
That's why people say man up and stuff.
So don't worry, you're still a man.
You're just the shittiest version of a man.
Right.
But if you are what you eat, isn't that a compliment?
Nice.
1980s t-shirt humor.
Well, hey, we, I like, I just, I love, I love offering the best humor.
Actually, in fact, somebody recently wrote a comment and they said, this is like the worst cringe show I've ever seen in my life.
And they didn't realize that's the description of my show.
But I want to talk to you about something specific, actually.
You said you were sick and tired of talking about the coronavirus.
Coronavirus.
I'm sick of talking about the coronavirus too.
I'm not even talking about it at all, but it's really actually a boring news cycle.
But I saw a sign at a recent rally, and we're going to go over some of this stuff.
Have you heard of the future is disabled, the new movement going on on the left?
That is amazing.
So, what are we supposed to do?
Break our legs, or we're just like the peons, the peasants to the disabled overlords.
How does this?
I always ask these people: can you just sort of play it out for me here?
How does this work?
Well, it's pretty simple.
I have a theory, and I want to say this: I have a theory that because it's about pushing the marginalized and the disabled to the front, that's what this movement's about.
It's by the, I think, American Disability Visibility Project.
But we are not going to stop, and they're not going to be satisfied until we have a black, transgender, disabled, Down syndrome president.
Oh, we have one of those.
No, not, I don't mean Trump.
I mean, on file, pull up that guy, Ryan, who's like, How dare you?
How dare you?
I am beyond angry.
I am beyond angry.
I'm furious.
Greta Thunberg's black doppelganger.
He's everything there.
He's genderless.
He's crippled.
He's black.
He's perfect.
Yeah, that's why I wanted to bring this up.
No, go to the disabled hippie, Todd.
Pull that up.
Follow the script.
Do you get mad at Ryan ever?
Because we yell at our producers while we're on.
I used to want to kill him and I did almost strangle him once, but he's so retarded that it's reached a level now where it's interesting.
Well, that's ahead of me with Todd.
I'm not interested at all.
I just want to kill myself.
Oh, well, then you're dealing with a much more advanced species.
No, Ryan is so dumb that you're just, you'll go, wow.
It's sort of like when you see a jellyfish and you go, wow, that thing lives and it eats and it swims around in the ocean.
That's amazing.
It doesn't even have a brain.
Like, it's interesting.
I want to take him to meet neurosurgeons and stuff because he goes to the bathroom and he brushes his teeth.
I'm stunned.
Yeah, well, yours is Asian.
I say like property.
Yours is Asian, so you'd think he'd be smart.
Mine's a Jew and you would think Jews would be good at media.
But hey.
Yeah, well, someone divided his Asian in half and filled the rest with Puerto Rican.
Maybe if we combined the Asian prowess and the Jewish media godlike abilities, maybe we'd have like a hybrid producer that does, that kind of like picks up the slack for the other one.
You know what we could do?
We have your guy run at and Ryan run at each other as hard as they can.
And then when they collide, they'll have one smart Asian Jewish guy and then one useless tard that we can just throw in the garbage.
Or he'll be the future.
He'll be the disabled future.
All right.
Well, I guess that that's the future of producers.
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There is a, I want to look at some of this with you.
We're talking about, when I look at this project, apparently they're saying the future is disabled because they're saying increasingly as we're advancing, there's an increase in disabilities in people.
So it's like not even a joke.
Like it's not, it sounds like a sick joke.
And that's why someone thought I was making fun of disabled people.
Like, oh, you're saying the future is disabled.
You're mocking them.
I go, no, they're saying literally like that in the future, it looks like at the trends of what's going on with mental illness and physical disability, the future belongs to people.
And on Instagram, actually, it seems like we worship people who hit all three.
There's this person named the disabled hippie, I think.
Have you heard of this person?
I'm looking at them right now.
All right.
So we have the disabled hippie.
And so this is a, can we zoom in on one of those like pictures in the upper right in the underwear and the hot red underwear?
I don't get too turned on here, Gavin.
Please don't.
All right.
Did she have her tits removed?
What's going on there?
Yeah.
So those, so this used to be a woman or something.
I don't, I think, right?
Is that what that is?
That's the, that's the mastectomy, I think.
So there are women that are voluntarily cutting off their boobs.
But this person is disabled as well.
And so if we're looking at some of these pictures here.
Mentally disabled.
Yeah.
So this is what's interesting.
This one I want to bring up.
I'm not going to make fun of the fact that they're in a wheelchair because that's not cool.
But I will say this: what's up with this increase in gender dysphoria?
Because the, what is that organization?
It's the NAMI, the National Institute of Like Mental.
Oh, yeah, it's the National Alliance on Mental Illness has said that now, as of today, one in five Americans are mentally ill.
And one of the highest rising mental illnesses actually is gender dysphoria.
And so what's kind of sad to me is that like at one point, you know, we had people who were like disabled and we were like building ramps for them so they could like progress in life.
And now we're promoting them like, oh, how do you get you're in a wheelchair?
How can you get ahead?
Cut out your boobs.
So they're becoming more disabled in the process.
And they're pushing, they're pushing mental illness on disabled people because there's a high trend right now.
If you're, if you're in a wheelchair and you're like trans or gay or something, if you have more oddities, you're kind of like raised up in the virtue signaling hierarchy, if you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's funny because when this whole thing started, which was very recent, maybe five years ago, I thought, oh, you have gender dysphoria.
You think that you'd be happier as a woman.
How is that different from body dysphoria, where these people want to be crippled so bad that they'll like tie a rope around one leg really tight, put it in ice so the leg dies, and then now they only have one usable leg.
They want to be in a wheelchair.
And obviously, those people are nuts.
But it seems like they used to try to separate those people from gender dysphoria and say, no, no, no, those are complete lunatics who chop their arms off.
We are just, you know, born in the wrong body or something.
And you go, it sounds the same to me.
But now they're doing it.
When you cut your tits off, isn't that exactly the same as cutting your legs off?
Well, yeah, also, too, this is what I thought on top of that.
I saw a caricature that made a lot of sense where it said, like, why is blackface insulting to the appearance of black people, but playing dress up and cutting off your tits, not insulting to the caricature of men?
Like, how is that okay to like play?
Or drag queens.
I went to a drag queen club with Milo and Pamela Geller, and we were drinking a lot.
And you know, women in booze.
And I was saying to Pamela, I go, look at these guys.
They're getting up there.
They're dressed, they're lampooning women.
This is sexist.
It's blackface.
They're making fun of female characteristics.
And she was getting madder and madder.
And then she went and stormed the stage.
And she grabbed the mic and she goes, This is bullshit.
You guys are mocking women.
And then these lesbians wanted to kick the shit out of her because they just assumed it was homophobic.
Although Pamela was actually making a feminist point.
So I had to scoop her and rush her out the back door because it was getting violent.
But I'm at the point now where I support TERFs, trans exclusionary radical feminists, because we've gone so far radical now that you have a lesbian who isn't enjoying her life as a lesbian.
She's going, well, I can't be, if I'm attracted to a woman, I must be a dude.
She's chopping her tits off.
So we're mutilating lesbians.
And also with gays, gay men, where you go, wait till you're 18, put on some short shorts and jump around the West Village.
You'll have a gay old time, literally.
We're saying, no, you're a woman.
You have to take these hormones.
Like that poor Jewish adopted Indian guy, Jazz Jennings, with his turkey hole of a vagina.
We're massacring these people.
And it reminds me that communists, as we've learned from the roan of the pox, the communists can create horrible things.
And they end up hurting the people they purport to help.
So you're actually much better off in a Trump patriarchy as a lesbian or a gay than you are when the radicals take over because the radicals are nuts and they're actually fascists and people get chewed up in their giant wood chipper of f ⁇ ing socialist lunacy.
Yeah, but what's that one girl that came out recently?
I think Ariel Scarcella.
Is that how you see her name?
You know what I'm talking about?
The one lesbian girl who she just liked, first of all, you go to her page.
There's nothing like more lesbian.
I never heard of her.
And so I went to her page, and I found out why I didn't hear of her because, like, her top videos were, like, gay man shows penis to lesbian, and she gives her opinion about it, which is the kind of, like, stuff you watch in your free time, like, you know.
That sounds like a vice piece.
Yeah.
No, vice, it would have been, there would have had a race in there.
It'd been like black, gay man, like black, gay man.
White vagina.
Yeah, it looks at white vagina for the first time.
But it was like, but I was like, okay, well, this is like pretty disgusting.
And you go through the whole page, right?
And you go, wow.
And there was like more creative videos that were like, lesbian shows vagina to gay man for the first time.
And I'm going, okay, this is like, this is the most lesbian, weird side of the internet that you don't want to be in.
Everything's monetized.
It's like all cool.
Well, she recently comes out and goes, I'm a TERF, basically.
Like, I can't support this whole trans thing.
Like, I don't want to suck a.
Like, I'm a lesbian.
Like, I don't want a shriveled up, you know, stack of dimes, you know, in my mouth.
I want, this is, I want something deeper and more like this.
And everyone, everyone turned on her.
Everyone turned on her.
So she goes, okay, fine.
I'm leaving this left.
This is stupid.
Like, I'm not going to be in this.
You know, I'll be a lesbian, but I'm not going to be in this LGBTQ.
Guess what?
She loses, the minute she starts making videos conservative, she loses monetization.
Oh, I know who you're talking about now.
And I thought she was really intelligent and articulate.
And I begged her to come on the show, but, you know, I'm too toxic, so she wouldn't go near me.
But yeah, she seemed to really have her head screwed on right after going down that stupid rabbit hole.
She's a really bright girl.
She's good.
I like it.
Gigi gorgeous.
And her husband?
Gigi gorgeous.
It sounds like a nightmare.
Yeah, so that's a dude, a gay dude, who was like a normal little gay kid who became a woman.
He's got tits.
It still has the dick.
And then he married this really butched lesbian who dresses like a dude all the time.
So I don't think they know this, but they're in a heterosexual marriage.
And they're trying to have a baby.
Hey, folks at home, if you're trying to have a baby, you put the penis into the vagina and you rub it in and out and in and out until it explodes.
That's how babies are made.
But she, she, in quotation marks, is like going to the gynecologist to talk about like her period and stuff like that.
It's like, how far do we have to go with this joke?
It's like Mrs. Doubtfire or something.
We're pretending that she's real.
Yeah, I was like, when it's like, but you know, they do that, remember, like with the dolls.
They have like Barbie Barbie's goes to the gynecologist edition.
You know, Barbie's just a piece of plastic that's not real, right?
There's nobody's giving an examination to the Barbie doll.
These people are sick in their head.
And I actually, so if you want to take a trip to hell with me for a second, I got to get your opinion on this because I got into this place in the internet one time that like the execs at Blaze will like sometimes message me and be like, hey, when you share this stuff, this is why advertisers run away from your show.
You know what I'm talking about, that kind of content, which we have a hard time getting advertisers on the show because we just do.
I'm in the same boat.
And you know what's funny?
Sorry to interrupt you, but coffee is one of our biggest sponsors too, like Cavefe and this The Great Awakening.
Isn't it strange how there's all these right-wing coffee places?
Well, yeah, because, and, and, well, that's what the point is, like, Black Rifle Coffee.
It's like, well, you go to their page and they have like blowing off women's like shirts with like high-powered gun like blowbacks and they have like giant breasts and these bras.
So, I mean, I could see why they're not like afraid of the show, but also I think it's kind of cool too because the companies go, there's a huge untapped market here.
This is this brings us up.
There's a huge untapped market of people, and everybody loves coffee.
People work, they're conservative, they're right-lane winning, they need to wake up in the morning.
Um, and by the way, because this is what this is really the people on the left, I got to show you this.
Can you see my screen right now?
Yeah, okay.
Um, have you heard of these people?
Have you heard of drag syndrome?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tragic.
Okay, can we look at this?
So, there are the I, there's you up in the corner there with the microphone doing your field work.
I didn't even know you were a part of the group.
Good for you.
Yeah, you look good, you look cute with nickel on.
Um, thanks.
This is this is so sad.
Okay, so there's these uh drag drag queen and king Down syndrome people.
Can I just say this?
How the hell did we get here?
Like, not just on the screen, but how did that happen?
What we did was with Down syndrome is we made minorities so untouchable that you can go and torture one like that, and no one wants to go near it because they're scared they're going to say the wrong thing, be politically incorrect.
So, you can torture retarded people and get away with it.
Isn't it funny, too?
Like, I'm talking, this is probably going to end up being a general theme of this interview, but they victimize the weak and they talk about Down syndrome and how you're not allowed to say retard and everything.
Meanwhile, have you noticed that they're basically gone?
Like, when I was a kid, there was Down syndrome.
Every gang would have one kid with Down syndrome that was someone's brother or something.
Now, because of that abortion thing where they check the width of the neck, they have just committed genocide and murdered all the Down syndrome.
You can't say retard, but you can kill one.
Like, don't make fun of a retard.
Exactly.
Kill him.
And you said the theme come back again and again.
It's about controlling speech, but murder is fine.
And parading them around in ridiculous costumes is perfectly reasonable.
Well, and this is what I was going to say.
So, okay, so, so, so, this is why I get in trouble because when I watched this drag syndrome, I actually did laugh.
I'm a terrible person.
I know my viewers are better people than I am.
I could not stop laughing.
And I was, I was, I am dead on the inside.
If you work in this industry more than a year, you die on the inside.
Like, any part of humanity that was left in you just goes away.
And, and then somebody was like, somebody wrote when I posted, they go, oh, you're making fun of Down syndrome people.
Um, you know, way to be rude.
I go, Hold up.
I go, Shut the hell up.
Listen to me.
Because you're saying that I am evil and I'm bad because I think it's funny that you dressed up a Down syndrome person and they're dancing on the stage in a wig, but you're not evil because you've brainwashed and psychologically manipulated a vulnerable person into doing something like sexually disgusting and weird.
And they don't even know they're being sexually taken advantage of, by the way.
And they're like, they're out there.
It's like, it's like, oh, you go, you can't kiss a Down syndrome person because they don't really know what they're doing.
And you can't do this to a Down syndrome person.
You can't even have like, we couldn't even have a Down syndrome person on our show.
They're like, oh, because you would be taking advantage.
That's making fun of them.
But you can like dress them up in the opposite gender and have them sexually dance in front of, you know, like weird sexual deviants.
And they're the good guys.
And then they point at us and go, you laugh.
You're a bad guy.
And it's like, you're manipulating like mentally ill people.
Are not even mentally ill.
I have to laugh.
Going to start crying because this world, this clown world has become so depraved.
I can mathematically prove that those people who are wrangling those Down syndrome kids are full of shit.
Think of how many people you know, right?
We all know, like, are in touch with, I don't know, maybe like 100 people.
And then out of those, about 1% of the population is gay.
Gays like to say 10%, but let's take their stats and it's 10%.
Out of those gays, how many drag queens have a drag queen personality?
Maybe like one.
That's one in 100, right?
You finding someone with Down syndrome, they're very rare these days.
So these guys are British, I believe.
So they seem to have rounded up every person with Down syndrome in like a 50-mile radius.
And coincidentally, they're all into drag.
The odds don't add up.
You are dressing them up like when E.T. was dressed up in that wig when he was trying to disguise himself as a toy.
That's exactly what you're doing.
It's what they look like, too.
Oh, man.
Oh, dude.
You know, you know, all right.
But that being said, that's what I, but that's, but that's where my mind goes.
It's like the arguments are so twisted.
That's, that's, but, that's my point about this, though.
He's like, is like what they've done is they go, oh, yeah.
And because, yeah, this goes back to the first argument.
And also, because they're Down syndrome, you can't criticize them because then you're making fun of people with Down syndrome.
I'm like, no, I'm actually not making fun of the fact that they have Down syndrome.
That's not the joke.
The actual joke, first of all, the British are just a whole nother basket case of messed up people that need help.
A lot of them are inbreds, anyways.
That's actually a true statement.
But it's like, I have good British viewers.
A lot of them, I mean, any of the good British people probably already watched one of these shows.
And that's like, what, like 5% of the population right now?
Look at Prince Charles's ears.
It's just a fact that their upper classes have turned into basically, you know, the Pakistani community in London.
They're savagely inbred.
Well, look at my forehead.
I mean, I'm from that region.
We got out a few hundred years ago, but I'd be Beavis and Butthead if we were like two more generations in that godforsaken sunlight.
I got out in 1975.
You know, I'm a male model in Britain, like in Glasgow when I go back.
I'm tall at 5'11 and incredibly gorgeous.
That's how ugly British people have become.
This is like an 8.5.
Now, I know I'm not stupid.
I know I'm a six in the normal world, but it just goes to show that someone this disgusting can be tall and handsome in Britain.
Isn't that so sad, too?
Isn't that sad?
I consider myself like a 5.8.
Your mustache gives you that little bit of an edge.
Plus, you carry your weight more in your gut.
I carry it in my face.
No, you're how tall are you?
6'2.
Oh, you're a 7.8.
Hell yeah.
Gavin McGinnis said I'm a 7.8.8.
I'm regretting that already.
Oh, oops.
Curse on my show.
Oops.
I mean, can I do a 7.2?
7.7.2.
Well, what is Ryan?
Ryan, I saw Ryan.
We were at CPAC.
We were at CPAC.
I did not know Ryan.
Yeah, I didn't know Ryan was shorter than Will Witt, from Prague or U, which I didn't know was possible.
He buys his clothes online, and a lot of them are actually dolls' clothes.
Like American doll.
They have a male version, and he'll buy those doll pants because those are the only things that fit him.
Yeah, speaking of that, before we go any further, I just wanted to remind people, also, just so you know, I'm not really supposed to plug other people's networks, but censor TV too.
Check it out if you want to support Gavin and go to his.
Especially people fired from Blaze TV.
Holy shit, we were.
Wait, hold up.
You were fired from Blaze TV and you're now on Blaze TV right here.
Yeah, I think they regret it.
I'm an entrepreneur with a high IQ.
So every time I get fired, I end up making more money with the new ventures.
So we're up to almost 16,000 subscribers paying 10 bucks a month.
I'm making way more money now than I was at Blaze.
I don't know.
They'd have to buy me my network, I guess.
I don't know how it would work.
It wouldn't work.
And I wasn't saying they treated you.
I don't know what happened.
I was just saying that you've been treated poorly by the entire establishment.
Like the whole media, the left, everyone.
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
Realistically, you're more talented than most people.
And I think they're jealous because you know, like Jared Holt, you know, that little, you know, yeah, did you see that video of me attacking him?
Oh, I did.
That's why I got kicked out of CPAC.
Yeah, I hate Jared.
Jared Holt is such a loser.
What a guys live to extinguish other people's lives and careers just like bitter, lonely bitches.
And I went up to Will Summer, who's exactly the same person.
There's a little cabal of them.
And I said, okay, so your deal is you fight hate, right?
Yeah.
Well, why not black Hebrew Israelites or, you know, radical Islam hate and their homophobia?
And he goes, well, everyone has their beat.
And I go, okay, so your beat is white racists.
And he goes, yeah.
And I go, so why not the Aryan Brotherhood or some of these biker gangs that are racist?
And he goes, well, I don't handle that particular division.
And I go, yeah, you know why?
Because you're a f ⁇ ing p.
They just go after conservatives.
They pretend are racist because that's easy.
And what annoys me about that is that it works, that the right is so weak that they constantly kowtow.
This is what I was just talking about on my show today.
I hate that our enemies are so f ⁇ ing useless.
Like Joe Biden is the presidential candidate.
The world, the head of the World Health Organization doesn't even really understand English.
And he's a doctor of philosophy.
Like, why are our enemies such losers?
We got to check ourselves.
You know, no, you know what?
I have a really strong theory on this.
Check this out.
And I know a lot of my viewers, a lot of people are not religious or they're not.
You don't consider yourself at all religious, do you, Gavin?
I don't think so.
Yes, I'm Catholic.
Oh, okay, cool.
So listen, so I have a theory on this.
So I tell people if you don't believe in God, then replace God with good and replace the devil with evil and fine and just track with me.
Is that the God gave the world over to the devil to be the prince of this world because of its fallen?
And what I, so it would be natural that the system in place rewards people who sell their souls.
So like, you don't necessarily need to be bright.
You don't necessarily need to be smart.
You need to be obedient and loyal to the dishonesty.
So you see these jackasses like on CNN and you see these jackasses like Will Somers and Jared Holt and these people succeeding, getting ahead, taking people down.
Why?
Because they are workers of darkness.
They're workers of iniquity.
They're evil people who blatantly lie to the public.
They mislead people.
They go on these random chases to blind people to the realities of the world.
And what happens is, but then why, but that doesn't make any sense.
Okay, sure, I get why they get ahead.
But why are they attacking us?
Well, because we are critiquing the culture.
I call it pre-evangelism.
We are going out there and we are like, we are basically going, yeah, you guys are completely full of shit.
And they don't like that because then they go, well, how are we making money?
How are we successful calling them out on all the BS of the world and everything?
And it's because God says that it says that the evil people, they conspire and they plot against the godly and the righteous and the people basically who were put in that place by God.
And so God put us in that place.
He broke the system.
There's no way we could get ahead except that God knows that there always has to be people.
Like, people go, Oh, but how is Gavin?
How is Elijah from God?
Because sometimes they're mean and they're this and they're that.
And you're like, Yeah, remember, sometimes God also called people to war and stuff.
And there's sometimes there's victims and casualties and there's things.
It's hard when you're on the front line, you don't get mad at a soldier for coming into your house from the front lines and getting blood on your carpet.
He was in a freaking war.
Like you and I are in a war fighting against actual evil people, so we might be a little bit more hardened in the heart in some ways than other people might be that just go to church every day and work their daily job, which is great and fantastic.
We need those people.
But these people are plotting, it says, and conspiring against us because we're like a thorn and a sword in their side.
We're frustrating them because we're reminding them every day that they're going to hell.
They're evil people and they're working for darkness.
They're working to destroy not just the country, but to destroy the souls of the people.
And we're out there going, yeah, we're here and we're placed by God.
And so they hate, they don't hate us.
They hate God and they hate the truth that we represent.
And so they live their lives to take us down because we are like a reminder, a sore reminder every day that they're going to hell and that they're doing the wrong thing.
And it sucks that we could be where we're at because they want to be they secretly wish they could not have sold their soul.
I don't know that's my that's my theory.
This is like when I'm on Infowars and I'm sitting next to Alex Jones and I look over and think, What the is he talking about?
No, I know what you're saying though.
And I think that I think I do.
But these people, these sort of malicious little gremlins like on the wing of an airplane trying to sabotage the plane, they don't last.
Michelle Malkin was in the forefront of the conservative movement when she was still in college and she wrote books and built businesses and didn't fade.
She's still going strong.
But I have seen these sort of Christopher Matthias and these Antifa kids and these little tattletale journalists.
I've seen them come and go in droves since I started Vice in 94 and they never go anywhere.
Like all the people from Gawker, you knew they were never going to get hired anywhere else.
The second there's another purge of the Huffington Post, all of these losers like Andy Campbell are going to vanish.
Amanda Marcotte, there's no long-term plan there.
So they're malicious little brats who, by the way, you'll notice they're never married with kids in a happy life.
They're always stuck alone, bitter, lonely.
They're masturbating with it, masturbating in their room to some weird porn.
You know, that's what they're doing.
And they feel bitter inside because they don't know.
You know, they say when you come, you come to your senses.
And so they, every night, they're, they're releasing loads onto their old their old starch covered sheets that haven't been washed in days.
And they just think, man, I am a disgusting, worthless person.
They have nothing to lose.
Yeah, that's the problem, too.
Is what are you going to do?
Sue them or, you know, with their kids or their family hours?
Take their 2017 MacBook Pro from them, you know?
Docs, their shitty apartment in Bushwick.
Ooh, big deal.
They're in apartment 3B.
What the does that mean?
They don't have any value in their lives.
So you just have to let the dogs yap and not let it get to you because, you know, living well is the best revenge.
Dude, no, and that's what I realized too.
It's like, and I think, you know, we've had a lot of problems on our end.
Obviously, I would say like we're like, we're like a much more toned down, less funnier version of like your show where we push the envelope, but we're not as creative and we don't do as good of a job at it.
But that being said, that being said, it's like, you know, even with being toned down, we get in trouble all the time for content.
Like, I, I, I mean, the game has changed so much.
Um, and we're so evil.
We're such evil people.
Like, I honestly am in a position to like where I was going to bring this up.
I wanted to talk about this.
We are promoting.
Do we have that picture of Black Fleckas?
Black Fleckas.
Do we have that?
Can we bring that up?
It's all about.
This is if Fleckas was a lefty and like right here and he gained like, because then what happened is he would gain a bunch of weight.
People would promote him to keep gaining weight and go bigger and better and go all the way home.
And then he was seeing he's in a wheelchair.
Okay, this guy right here, this is a page called ShoeGlit.
You should covered on this before.
They're so good.
Well, they promote like fat people.
And specifically, they like look for models of fat people.
And this is where we'd be becoming so disabled.
Do you know anything about that?
44% of Americans are obese, which is insane.
It really is crazy.
Like, I'm a little bit chunky.
I would consider myself a little bit, like, I'm 208.
My doctor wants me to be 199.
But that's kind of hard, you know, with the shutdown.
I don't know how I'm going to lose nine pounds.
Yeah, I'm a fat pig too.
I got to get below 200.
Or I'm just below 200, but I'm shorter than you.
I got to get down to, I got to lose 10, 15 pounds.
But these people, it's funny how they say they're the future, like disabled people.
Do they know they're dying?
They're not different and they're not oppressed.
They're in blackface.
This is just like the drag queens thing, where they eat themselves to a point where they are ugly and then they go, people don't see us as attractive.
Yeah, because you uglified yourself, you disgusting pig.
Well, and that wait, this is the best part: is this guy right here?
I think it was this picture.
They put a post up like, oh my gosh, can you guys please donate?
He doesn't have enough money for his like his insulin and stuff.
I'm so sad.
I'm laughing.
And he doesn't have enough money.
And he's like, literally, he's dying.
And they were like trying to raise money.
So not only is like not, he's apparently not working.
He's like disabled.
And it's just, it's so sick with the stomach.
You can't even see his genitals.
Like, it's like, he's got, like, it's sad because he's already a transgender.
He's got a big hole down by his crotch, but it's his belly button.
And it really that is.
That's, that's, uh, what, that's what I imagine the jazz.
What's that person?
I am Jazz Jennings.
That's what Jazz Jennings looks like without bottoms on right there, that belly button.
Just like you said.
No, it's way worse.
If you want to know what Jazz Jennings has, just take a shotgun to a big piece of chicken.
That's like Cardi B's face.
Have you noticed, by the way?
Have you noticed that these incredibly obese people are all dicks?
Like every time you watch 600 Pound Life, they're always complaining and bitching that their burrito wasn't served fast enough or complain that the person in the minivan who had to remove seats to get them in is driving too fast.
They're always like, ow, what?
Watch my arm.
Don't stop.
And then you think, well, I guess it makes sense that you're a self-indulgent piece of shit because that's what self-indulgent people do.
They eat themselves to death.
So you're just the personification of gluttony.
You're a living sin.
Well, that's that's but that's what the future is disabled.
What I thought was really weird about it is the future is becoming disabled because it's like we were glorifying mental illness.
It's like, oh, you're so special.
You have like an anxiety disorder.
It's like, well, I think what happened is like kids like you'd get drafted into like Vietnam and you'd have to get over your anxiety order like real quickly.
Like it's like you're going to have to get over it.
And people actually had real lives or whatever, but we're glorifying this.
Have you ever seen what Antifa looked like unmasked?
They're not just like, they look like scary mentally ill Joker world people, people like I think Andy No released a picture of some Antifa girl or somebody.
I never know the gender, but they're like drawn on, like you can't make this up, like this image, you can't make it up.
This person looks like, it actually, by the way, someone said, well, oh, aren't you afraid when you go to all these rallies and interview Antifa?
Because they're masked.
Go, I'm actually more afraid of them unmasked because when they're masked, they at least look like they're at least like it's like, oh, that's probably a regular person under there.
And you don't realize it's, it's literally like when you unmask them, that's frightening.
Like, that's it's good they wear masks.
I'm scared.
Well, they're there.
Most of them are depraved, which is why they hate traditionalism so much.
And it's why they hate Trump and it's why they hate meritocracy.
Because in a normal world, they're freaks.
But if you can make a mentally ill world in a clown world, now they're normal.
Now they're just another clown.
So there's this massive, they're creating this demand for lunacy when there's no supply.
And this happened, by the way, in Italy, where they said, all right, at least 10% of your workforce has to be disabled.
And they obviously don't have enough disabled people to fill that quota.
So they started talking about how to be left-handed is disabled, or maybe we'll make smokers disabled.
They keep, you know, lowering the bar to define disabled.
And that's the way that, you know, that's the trouble with this war on meritocracy.
Yeah, you know, and I think that's that's where I've come into this too, because someone goes, oh, like you said, when you look at all this disability stuff, it's like, do we have that picture?
We put that up, a picture that I took in Portland.
Can you see this on the screen right now?
Is that there?
Let's see.
Bring that up.
Let's bring that up.
Do you see this right here?
Oh, yeah, I love that picture.
So I got a lot of crap for this picture because I put it up, and this was the front lines of the Portland protest.
And they put like the only black guy in Portland the way this black guy talks about Jews.
Yes, he's anti-Semitic.
He's against fascists.
He's an anti-Semite.
Yeah.
He's an anti-Semite.
What's up with that?
And then they put disabled people in the front.
Dude, but these disabled people, by the way, that's all I want to say.
I'm not making fun of them.
And they found the post.
I don't know how they find this stuff.
And they've berated me for this.
I've gotten in trouble for this one because I just said, look at who Antifa's putting out front.
And what I meant is, first of all, I did not, these guys were awesome.
They were chasing fascists through the streets.
This person literally went, got air off of a curb.
She was going, or they, I don't know what they were, but in the middle, going up a hill running after.
I mean, this is crazy.
You're in a wheelchair with crippled legs and like, and your gender, you don't even know your gender.
And you're going after like 300-pound bodybuilding proud boys.
I mean, hey, this person might have gender dysphoria and a messed up brain, but they have no lack of courage.
I mean, that's, I mean, if I was in a wheelchair with crippled legs, I would not chase proud boys up a bridge, to be honest.
No, and you'd be prudent not to.
That's the crazy thing about the left is they just are happy to throw children, put children in peril.
They're happy to have their handicapped in the front row.
They're kind of like radical Islam in that sense, where they don't seem to have any value of human life.
And they've somehow brainwashed women into thinking that they're Jason Statham.
And I don't know how many times I've seen a fight where this young girl will just get into the middle of it and go, what's up, bitch?
What you want?
You want some of this?
Talking like she's a black pin.
For the worst.
Did the Antifa, what we noticed, my wife, she's okay.
So, by the way, this is a great, this is a great story.
I wasn't like planning on just getting married in the midst of all this, but I saw a video of my now wife jumping into a crowd of Antifa, like laughing in their faces.
And they started sticker attacking her with stickers.
I don't know what that was to do, but now they're all over her Bible journal, which is great.
And I go, I'm going to marry this woman.
Like, she was beautiful.
I go, this is like she's, she was, it was at a Stefan Molyneux, what was her name?
Lauren Southern event in Australia.
And I'm going, so she's like jumping in the crowd, like mocking them.
And I'm going, some women really are, you know, brave and beautiful and awesome.
I mean, but she's small.
My wife, I can take a toothpick and poke her with it and she'll cry.
You know what I mean?
Like, I mean, that's what she uses as a dildo.
No, that's just what I call my sorry excuse for a penis.
Toothpick would be overstatement, man.
That's why I got into media, like you did, too.
We're trying to make up for where we lack.
Now, we hold, we have big, bigger microphones so that we can make up for what we're lacking down there, you know?
I'm holding my penis, but I don't want your wife jumping into Antifa.
I don't like this.
No, but she was having fun.
And because down there, they're a little more thing.
But here, I told her you couldn't do that with the Antifa here in the U.S. because the women, I told her, not because of the men.
The men are weaker than the women.
The women are evil.
Every time I'm getting attacked, it's by women, not by men.
Like, the women attack me.
The men go, it's your turn to fight.
And the men, you know, they shrivel back with their little noodle arms, you know, al dente, al dente biceps.
And they come back and they go, let them out front.
I've noticed that the women don't realize I can knock the shit out of you.
Like when a woman's like, I come, you know, she comes coming up and it's like, dude, I am over 200 pounds, 6'2 guy.
Like, I'm nice because if I even lay a finger on you, they'll cancel my show.
But you aren't, you're like a chihuahua barking at a coyote.
What you don't realize, like that wheelchair person, you don't, you say the proud boys are fascist and they're terrible.
You're in a wheelchair.
That guy could put his foot out and chip you over.
Yeah, do you why don't you go up to the Mongols or the Hell's Angels or the pagans and go, bikers are pussies.
I hate you guys.
Because you know that they choke you to death.
So there's so much benevolence coming from the right.
Maybe there's too much.
I got in a lot of trouble and this gets taken out of context, but I said, choke a tranny.
They actually put a poster of me saying this all over my kids, the road that goes to my kids' school.
But the context of that quote was of footage where a bunch of Trump guys were at a Bernie rally at NYU here in New York City.
And they were going up, they had their bandanas on the Antifa kids, and they pulled their bandana down.
They'd spit in the face of the MAGA guy.
And then they would go, he identifies as a woman.
I identify as a woman.
You can't hit a woman.
You can't hit a woman to avoid getting punched back.
And they were lying.
And I said, no, There's no like not hitting a woman because the guy who just spit in your face immediately declares he's a woman.
Choke him.
Close his windpipe.
He just spat in your face.
That was the context of that.
So maybe it's time that we stop being so kind.
Because these brats, you know, when you fight someone and you punch them in the face and it's their first punch in the face, you can always tell because it's this weird wake-up call where they go, what the fuck was that?
And they're sort of disoriented after.
And that's always the way it feels.
I've talked to a million people.
I've fought Antifa.
And every time you fight them, they have this sort of like earth-shattering moment where they realize, oh, there's ramifications in the world.
You know, there's really two types of men in the world: men who've been punched in the face and men who haven't.
And Antifa is almost exclusively men who haven't.
Yeah, well, unfortunately, what I found and I learned early on is like, unfortunately, it's like, but if we hit back, we end up being, you know, you go to jail for seven years, 10 years.
Like, it's absolutely real.
You defend yourself.
That guy in Portland pulled his gun out too to defend himself.
And he's the one who got felony charges.
Yeah.
And that black guy you just showed who was attacking Jewish people because of their Judaism got away with absolutely nothing.
The night of my talk, October 12th, two years ago, Antifa beat the living shit out of a reporter, took all his stuff, all probation.
Then the end of the night, everyone knows this story.
Antifa jumps out, circles the block, ambushes them.
They were not minding their own business.
They ambushed Proud Boys and said, basically, making a human wall, let's do this.
And Proud Boys said, sure.
And then Antifa threw a bottle of piss.
Proud boys beat them up four years in prison.
And these malevolent little bitches who were working with the prosecution, these Antifa losers, they took John Kinsman away from his three black children in the name of fighting racism.
And now they don't have a dad for four f ⁇ ing years.
So what do you do?
Do you, you know, you can't dox, you can't sue.
They won't let you fight back.
I mean, we're living in a liberal dictatorship, really.
We're alarmingly close to Soviet Russia in many ways.
Yeah, but in the meantime, go ahead and overeat, glorify your mental health, cut off your tits, and watch a couple downers on the stage in wigs to blind, you know, as you ingest, you know, the opiates that we over-prescribe to you for your hurt back.
You know, I mean, really, this is the world that we live in.
I mean, I'm, dude, I'm getting out.
I'm moving out of Los Angeles.
I'm moving to Dallas.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going to move in two months.
I'm just, I'm done.
I'm out.
I can't do it.
It's just, it's just stupid.
Speaking of being retarded, it's retarded.
I will tell you this.
We got to wrap this up.
This is like, I've said this before, but I was on a plane with my producer.
So this is why.
They go, oh, you can't use the word retard.
It's like, when I have one, we're okay.
This is fine.
So, and we're next to an attorney, a litigator for Planned Parenthood.
And I use the word retarded with him.
And I go, oh, yeah, like, that's retarded.
And he goes, could you please not use the word retarded?
This brings it full circle.
And I'm like, dude, you literally help fight to murder the children in our country.
And you're like, you kill retards.
I say retard.
Exactly.
I'm okay.
I'll keep my, I'll keep, and I hire them.
So like, and a story, end of story.
You need to realize, you know, it's like, it's like how people, it's like, you know, it's like people like, oh, you guys are, you know, you guys are fascists.
You guys are Nazis.
And it's like, I actually hire Jews.
What do you do?
Support black people that beat them up?
Cool.
I like what you do.
Why would you hire a Jew and then get back to me?
I'm just kidding.
But it's like, you know what?
He's like, no, that's the truth.
I used to get, you know how when you buy tickets with someone on a business trip and they don't seat you with your buddy?
And I hate having to get on the plane and say, hey, man, can I switch seats with you?
And I'll give you 20 bucks.
And he's at the other end of the plane.
So one trick I used to do, and I'm not proud of this, is I would walk up and my buddy would say, hey, can I sit with my stepbrother?
I'm not sitting with him.
And I would go like, I'm number one.
I want to be a rock and roll star.
And I dress kind of weird, so it would really sell it.
You know, I'd have like a Fred Perry buttoned up all the way and they'd go, oh, yeah, definitely you guys can sit together.
So we would sit together.
And then the problem is you have to stay in that position in your seat, right?
You got to commit to the bit.
That's what's called Spirit Airlines, right?
Where you're like, you watch airlines, you got to kind of squish.
So one, and I was like, I like the flash.
He's the fastest.
And one time I had done it, and this woman sees me, and her 40-year-old son is exactly the same kind of handicap.
And he's like, I like the flash too.
And she goes, oh, do you want to guys want to sit together?
And I was like, oh, no, So he sits next to me.
They switch seats.
She's on the other end of the aisle.
And then he's like, hi, what's your name?
And I'm like, my name is Debbie.
I'm a friend.
And it's a six-hour flight to LA we're about to do.
And I think, I don't know if I have the dramatic stamina to be severely handicapped physically and mentally for six hours.
So we talked for a little bit about the Avengers and Hulk.
And I was like, Hulk's not as strong as Thor.
And we went back and forth.
But slowly, I decided I'm just going to slowly get better.
So I started twisting out my wrists a little bit.
And he's like, how did you do that?
And I was like, it's just, you just have to really concentrate.
And then I started going, getting more normal.
Like, you know, I don't need to watch superhero movies all the time.
Maybe I could read a book sometime.
And he's like, what happened to your voice?
And I was like, I feel like if you just concentrate, you can get better.
And I cured my retardation over the six-hour flight and gave this poor bastard a complex because I made it look so easy.
By the time we got in the flight, I was like, well, it was a pleasure talking to you.
I had a great time.
Hope to see you again.
He's like, how did you do that?
I don't understand.
And his mom was there.
She was freaking out.
And I said to the mom, he's not trying hard enough.
It's not that difficult to straighten out your hands and talk like a normal human being.
Get your shit together.
You know what?
But I would say a better thing you could have done is you could have, if you need ever a quick, I have advice.
If you ever do that again and you need a more quick transition from the disabled to the healed, just like say like, say, is like, be like, is there a Christian here?
And then have someone lay hands and pray for you and then like just get healed instantly and be like, it worked.
And if you need instantly, it's just like to have someone pray.
Like, I'm healed.
Christian would try it on him and it wouldn't work.
And you'd say, have more faith.
Yeah, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah, go read it.
Look at my wrist.
It's true.
Are you banned?
Yeah.
I can't even believe I'm banned.
Hey, you know what?
Well, we'll keep the show going until we get, until we get banned essentially, probably a couple years too.
So we'll see if we can even last that long.
Anyway, Gavin McGinnis, I would love to have you on at some point in the future too, to do a special like Proud Boys, Where Are They Now, and kind of go over some of that stuff and look into the future.
I'd also love I'd love to just give us a personal prayer and wishes for you and working with Ryan.
All of the viewers here at Slightly Offensive really, truly, we feel your burden and we know.
And we just want to let people know and you know that we know what you go through with Ryan and we're sorry about that and we'll just keep you in our prayers.
Thank you.
Pray much harder than you would for even a handicapped person.
All right, Gavin McGinnis.
That's Gavin McGuinness.
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