April 17, 2020 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Why I'm Leaving California | Ep 52
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I'm tired of living in California, and so are millions of other people.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, of course, with your favorite Q-Pac.
Me, Elijah Schaefer.
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And if you want to be, make sure that you stay tuned for this entire episode.
You know, I've just about had it with living in the state of California.
It is absolutely impossible to have an enjoyable life here.
But one thing just happened that cut it all short.
And by cutting short, I mean the amount of days I'm going to actually live here.
And that was just the other day, our governor, Gavin Newsom, who's actually the nephew of Nancy Pelosi, a very corrupt family, has decided that amidst money not being available for small businesses in the Paycheck Protection Program, he was going to allocate $125 million bailout to illegal aliens.
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So today we're talking, of course, about leaving California.
So I like LA is so bad that you know you go, okay, somebody's coming here.
My wife's coming here.
So I've got to like take a extra long side route because if you leave LAX, you actually go through Compton and like Inglewood, which is getting a little bit better.
Compton is considered a decent area now.
So that's welcome to welcome to California.
And so I took you the back route, yeah, through West LA, through Beverly Hills specifically.
Look, it's hard not to just be really rude and graphic, but oh my gosh.
I have seen so many times I would go walk down to the store and come back with groceries and there would be a homeless man sitting out the front on my footpath, just naked, squatting and taking a dump.
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But this is getting out of control.
This is video salon owner Bebo Saab took yesterday.
Unfortunately, it's not an uncommon scene in Union Square.
She just undressed herself, start scratching herself with horrible nails.
He says multiple clients refused to enter his salon because this woman was defecating in front of it.
And then you don't, like, I don't want to be mean and cross the road and be like, ah, you sicko because I have compassion, but I'm also like, oh my gosh, like, at least there's poop poop on my door.
You're, you don't, like, even every night, we would walk past and there would be like random mattresses outside, homeless people sleeping, roofless hotels we call them yes, but it's like you're just on the corner, like it's like, it's just like a, it's like an airbnb, but you don't have to pay anything and you might come down with like hepatitis c after, and I think we both experience hotel Six, essentially without a roof, but after we lived there for about a year, I think we both experienced like a hardness of heart when you see it.
So I used to care about homeless people.
Yeah I I, I used to do ministries down in skid row and um, we would do things that really helped them, like sing them, worship songs no, i'm just kidding, it's like get off your mat.
It's a lifestyle of debauchery and and and licentiousness and they sleep around.
And there was this, this one woman.
She was like crawling and it was, you know, like when Gollum was like.
You know, when he was like dying.
Did you ever see, Lord Of The Rings, when Gollum was Uh, or Smeagle, whatever?
Whatever form he was in and he's melting in the fires of Mordor or whatever?
Do you think there'll be some people like get it right before you start and he's reaching out for like the ring still, but he's like dying and he's like I don't know, maybe I can.
Okay, there was a woman and she was doing this and she's like out of a tank, like oh my god, like pulling, going for the ring and we go to give her a sandwich.
I'm thinking wow, this woman's about to die.
She's insane.
God, we're like the lord loves me.
I'm blessing this woman.
That's not what I was thinking about going, I gotta help this woman.
I had a real, genuine mind.
I'm like i'm gonna help this woman and she was like bologna and like throws this the sandwich and like she was pissed that I didn't give her a better sandwich, which is like the only worse than that sandwich would have been subway.
If I gave a homeless person a subway sandwich and they threw it, i'd be like good job, and that's a test, because you shouldn't take subway, because subway is a poor excuse for a sub, it's like it's like one step below quiz no's and that's saying something Baloney.
Well, the intern, Matt, who's been helping out recently a lot on the show, he works a lot in Skid Row, and he said they have so much food and stuff down there.
That's not even the problem.
The homeless, really?
Yeah, he goes, they don't even need like food.
They're so well stocked down there.
Like, it's like the homeless are still doing great during the coronavirus.
The people who benefited the most from this were the homeless because they're the ones taking over.
It's the transients walking around shooting rocket poop out of their butts, creating tents in LAX, you know, and they're just like, oh, yeah, that's ah.
And they're throwing baloney sandwiches into the street.
I remember one time when we were seeing if I could just do like get earn a little bit of extra money on Craigslist by doing like an odd job or something.
Yes uh, here in the suburb that we live in in, La Right, they literally circled yeah and, and ironically it was like a white van and as it drove past me the first time I was like, oh that I feel like i'm in a movie if the white van comes back, like that's the classic thing.
But then it kept circling and the guy kept looking at me and I was like, oh my gosh, I was walking by myself at night without you and I called you and said, oh my gosh, like you need to come and it would slow down.
And then at one point I was like calling you and like you were running out to to come and meet me on the road and it slowed down and it stopped right there and I was just like pulled over after circling right next to her, and I walked around again.
I saw him far away and then he tried to pull over to grab like to get her.
He pulled over next to her in a white van and then when he saw me, he zoomed off.
Yeah, and they tried to kidnap you.
This is common.
Yeah, he circled around about like five thousand of people go missing, tons of people go missing, especially from from the La area, and it's so densely populated nobody cares.
I was like there's, there's what I want I kidnapped you from.
I already kidnapped you once.
You can kidnap her a second time.
Yeah, got her from Australia.
No, so so it's dangerous.
Um, you know, it's down to the bone.
I don't want to get to all of it, but let's get into the real, the real as a man especially, besides the emotional aspect and the damage and the and the practical application.
Um, businesses are hurting.
California is one of the most densely populated business regions, as well as one of the most densely populated areas, as we mentioned earlier.
Uh, there were bailouts by the Small Business Administration, specifically the Pay Tech, paycheck protection program, the Ppp right, which was supposed to allow funds to be released and dispersed to businesses.
Now I applied for that uh, that grant that was to be forgiven, and I got a letter from the Small Business Administration letting me know that the funds ran out in California.
And then the next day I saw our governor make a tweet letting me know that um, they have found 125 million dollars to uh bail out illegal immigrants.
For 500 per head in household up to a thousand dollars.
Um, so they've.
They couldn't find money to bail out the businesses that literally pay the tax dollars in this state that fund the state.
It's not just private citizens.
The businesses fund a lot of the taxes.
They couldn't find money to bail out or to help compensate the businesses, but they found money to pay undocumented migrants, which is a fancy word for saying people who do not belong here.
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