March 30, 2020 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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And now, even the coronavirus is racist because there's not enough people of color represented on the front of magazines.
But it turns out, it just turns out, surprise, surprise, it's not the white people who are the most racist in all this, it's the damn Chinese.
Welcome back to the Daily Dose with your favorite queer person of color, me, Elijah Schaefer.
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Anyway, our story today is about the racism surrounding the pandemic.
Everywhere you hear, for instance, like this article here that says, they look at me and think I'm some kind of virus.
What it's like to be an Asian during the coronavirus pandemic.
Oh, poor Asians.
You know, nobody wants your orange chicken.
Your mooshu pork is going to go rotten.
When you go, I mean, this is a good one.
Watch, this is a good one.
The next article, I love this one.
This is from The Guardian, which, you know, is just a bin full of horseshit.
Says, coughing while Asian, living in the fear as racism feeds off the coronavirus panic.
So the Asians are the real victims here, right?
China is everyone that's Chinese, or and we all know everybody that's Asian gets called Chinese, but it's not just them too.
Remember, if you're brown, you all get called Mexican.
I didn't say it.
Just the rest of you Americans did it.
But everybody's making their jokes.
Look at this picture right here.
This woman is frightened.
She's like, oh my gosh, there's a Chinese man working out at the gym.
Well, we know this is fake news because the gyms are closed, Karen.
That picture was not taken recently.
And we all know that Asians don't go to gyms.
They walk around the park 15 times in the same loop in their jeans.
So this is already a false picture.
But we're made to believe that it's white people who are racist.
Look at this.
It says, Carl Chan was shopping at the San Francisco premium outlets when he covered his mouth to cough a little.
Damn, this is so deep.
A couple standing about 20 to 30 feet away, good social distancing, Kevin, from him, started in alarm.
The woman turned and she ran away.
Well, I could think of maybe the fact they didn't run because he was an Asian coughing.
Maybe it was just because he was, I don't know, coughing.
In fact, I was at a park in Los Angeles the other day, yes, breaking the rules, and I heard some people coughing.
Turns out they were just smoking pot, which is what most people in Los Angeles do, but I also kind of avoided them a little bit as well.
But if we go back to this other story about coughing while Asian living in the fears of a pandemic, it says when Rosalind Chow, okay, was on a flight at the end of February, she saw a woman in front of her raise her phone up high as if taking a selfie.
The woman snapped a picture and sent it to a friend whose reply showed up in a big font on the woman's phone.
Oh no, is he Chinese?
Across the aisle from Chow was a man she later learned is Korean American and a woman sitting next to him, also of Asian descent.
The woman quickly replied to her friend, there's a lot of them.
Pray for me.
Well, is she wrong?
You decide.
I wouldn't say that because I'm not a racist, but you know that she's probably justified because you're a racist.
And that's why we need to educate you guys so you don't do this kind of stuff.
But now I'm sitting here feeling terrible, right?
Looking at my skin going, oh God, why did you give me this?
Why do I look white?
Why is it that I can't stop but saying the N-word every time a black person walks by just because of the color of my skin, right?
That's what they make you believe.
That every time you look at a person at Panda Express, you just are filled with rage.
But it turns out that it's not the orange chicken that leads to racism.
It's actually the yellow fever.
It's China itself that has a new breakout of racism towards white people.
And if you think that, oh, how could Chinese people be racist?
My friend, my friend.
Have you not been to one of their restaurants?
They will yell at you.
And they will take your order and they will let you know, get out of my stall.
You want one chicken?
Okay.
This story comes from Wilson Lung.
And I love my Chinese people.
This is a really good story.
Jokes aside.
An article got released from The Guardian, which again is a terrible publication, titled, They See My Blue Eyes and Then They Jump Back.
China sees new wave of xenophobia.
So you're telling me that the Chinese do some messed up stuff too?
No way.
Here's a quote from the article.
And I found this deep inside of Twitter and it blew my mind.
Who knew that a communist country of like one fourth of the world's population could possibly do wrong?
It says an American walking with a group of foreigners in Beijing saw a woman grab her child and run the other way.
Others have described being called foreign trash.
A recent article was headlined.
Beware of the second outbreak started by foreign garbage.
So there is this misinformation campaign that got started inside of China from the Communist Party that the U.S. military started the virus.
But on top of that, there was even an article that I read last night from the Chronicle.
I think that's what it was called, that mirrored Chinese propaganda, which they're saying that people are getting reinfected in China because people are returning from overseas.
Now, that's not a false statement, but like all communists, there's always a little bit of truth and a lot of lie.
And what they've done is they forgot to mention that 80% of the foreign nationals returning were not actually foreign nationals.
They were nationals.
So 80% of the people returning back to the country that are spreading coronavirus are actually Chinese people who are already previously infected or got infected in other countries returning home.
Only one out of five of them, of course, are actually people from other countries.
But the communist government doesn't want people to realize that it's them, it's their people that are spreading the virus.
So they've started this idea.
They call it foreigners, foreigners, aka white people in the country.
And there's a lot of them.
I've been in Shanghai.
There's a lot of white people.
I met a guy named Tim Apple that worked in the Apple store.
No, his name wasn't Tim Apple.
So I started looking further and I wanted to go, is this true?
We'll get into this article right here in a moment.
There's another verified.
This is just so good.
It's like, come on, this is so good.
So Fia Yan, okay, great woman, very beautiful in a red dress, says, xenophobia is a growing problem as China sees an increase in imported coronavirus cases.
Except Beijing conveniently fails to draw attention.
Oh, I was wrong.
That 90% of such illnesses are Chinese nationals.
And it's quoted saying, listen, Oliver, poor Oliver, he couldn't even get more soup back in the 1800s.
And now he's being blamed for the bat soup.
Oliver, a British teacher in Shanghai, was prevented from renting a home by his prospective landlord.
As soon as I arrived, the landlord said, oh, why didn't you say sooner you were a foreigner?
We won't rent to foreigners.
Foreigners aren't allowed to come in, he told the Telegraph.
The landlord insisted that there were new regulations given rising coronavirus infections in Europe, though authorities haven't announced such rules.
But he sees a white face and he doesn't want to rent to me, said Oliver33, who has lived in China for eight years and refused to give his last name for fear of harassment.
Passerby will even cross the street to avoid foreigners, sometimes berating them for congregating in public spaces.
It gets better.
Just walking down the street, people will jump away, said Laura36, an American who has lived in China for 11 years, who also declined to give a full name.
One guy did that weird sidestepping thing where he tried to flatten himself against the wall just to make a little more distance between me and him.
Okay.
So we're getting this right.
Okay.
White people in China are being discriminated against by the Chinese.
And it's because of communist propaganda.
But over here, a couple Chinese people get coughed, you know, laughed at or ran away from when they cough.
And suddenly the entire white race is to blame.
But this is where it gets even better.
We're about to get so deep into this that I got to let you know that this is where I have a lot of fun.
Let's go into some more personal stories from people.
This guy, Paul Mozur, and don't you love it when liberals like to preach acceptance and tolerance and diversity?
And then you find out that diversity is only pushed in countries that are white, right?
Only white countries are promoting diversity.
Every other country is promoting discrimination.
And we're going to find out about how also every other country in the world is racist right now, too.
So Paul Mazur said, today on my final reporting trip in China, my colleague and I are eating when a man walks up.
He says, you foreign trash, you foreign trash, what are you doing in my country?
And you with him, you bitch, or as he probably said it, I think he wanted to fight, but he stayed silent and let him rant.
Quite the farewell.
Signs that the xenophobia in China is getting worse by the day.
He told good naturedly by my building guard just now that he's afraid of foreigners, but already have several more confrontational anecdotes from friends from over here.
So from a nation that eats dogs for snacks, you're afraid of the people who condemn it?
In fact, I have met plenty of great Chinese people in my life.
For the most part, Chinese immigrants help the economy.
They help the country in a lot of great ways.
75% approximately of Chinese immigrants alone live in California.
So you would expect that the most racism would be coming from California.
So I went to look at one of the amazing instances here in America.
And it says one of the greatest lists on this Wikipedia page is in San Francisco.
And it says, in San Francisco, a Chinese woman crossing the street was spat upon by a man yelling, F China, and run them all over as he bust, as his bus crossed in her direction.
So first of all, people yelling insane things in San Francisco is normal.
The fact that this guy wasn't on meth makes him an anomaly.
But the fact that you're weird that somebody's screaming out weird things, at least he was speaking in English, which is better than most people out there who are just screaming from weird hallucinations as they see their devils after the 30th dose of methamphetamine this month.
But I want to bring this up.
It looks like it's not really white people that are against Asians because there's not really attacks of people attacking Asians in our country in a lot of ways, yet there are signs in the subways warning people not to be xenophobic.
Don't hate the Chinese people.
In fact, Italy even had a hug an Asian day.
You can't make this stuff up.
But it doesn't really matter because as you get into this story and it gets a little bit better, Egypt is even having this problem.
Any story that starts out with a Haji is good, okay?
It says on March 10th, 2020, an Uber driver was arrested after a viral video showing the driver.
Muslim Uber drivers?
What world is this?
I've never seen that before.
Forcibly removing the Chinese passenger out of highway in Cairo's Mahdi district on suspicion of having the virus.
In the video, a voice heard in the video jokingly shouting, The first coronavirus case is in Egypt.
And then you go, oh damn, that's that's not nice.
That's really not nice, right?
Because that's probably not the first coronavirus.
That's probably like the 12th or the 15th.
So he's got to count correctly, right?
I'm just kidding.
It's not right that he did that.
But then there's a voice from another driver that yells out, Allah support you, Haji.
Throw him out.
And then the incident sparked outrage among Egyptians after the video was uploaded.
Yeah, I'm sure this is the most controversial thing happening in Egypt right now, right?
I'm sure they're really care in Egypt about someone throwing it, you know, between bombing churches on Easter and whatnot.
I'm pretty sure throwing an Asian out of a cab is the top priority in Muslim countries.
It's not like Africa has other issues.
What am I to say?
Anyway, what we come down to and the conclusion that comes from all of this is, well, the mainstream media, or as I like to call it, the lamestream media in the United States continues to talk about discrimination towards Asian Americans, which is bullshit to begin with, because the fact that you have to hyphenate it just shows you're a discriminatory piece of shit.
And the fact is, when you look at this, they're just Americans.
Maybe a little different looking, less protruding eyelids than myself, but for the most part, just normal people who are trying to work and feed their families and do what they know best to live the American dream and be a doctor.
But at the same time, when you look around the world, it looks like the real racism isn't just coming from white people, it's just coming from people.
Because people, in fact, are all a little bit discriminatory and racist.
In fact, I would say that if you look at it overall, white people might be some of the least racist people in the world.
In fact, diversity is only pushed in white countries.
When you go to places like China, it's not only acceptable to be discriminatory and racist, it's actually promoted by the Chinese government who are pushing the agendas to be discriminatory against white people.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm the host of Daily Dose here on Slightly Offensive.
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