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Feb. 11, 2020 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Dumbest Protestors in America

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elijah schaffer
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unidentified
Why is Antifa protesting a trash cleanup?
elijah schaffer
Fascist off!
The fascist!
unidentified
Not pro-war!
Fascist!
elijah schaffer
The fascist is the trash!
unidentified
What's the trash?
elijah schaffer
Hold up for a moment.
Let's slow things down.
This is me, Elijah Schaefer, and these are my double chins.
I went up to San Francisco with Scott Pressler, a guy who kind of looks like gay Jesus, to go pick up some trash.
This is trash right here.
So this is just trash.
This is like normal stuff here.
Just what Scott's here to pick up.
unidentified
This is a biohazard.
elijah schaffer
Seems harmless enough, right?
Well, apparently some radical protesters didn't think so.
This is a story of how me, my producer Todd right here, and Scott Pressler got protested in San Francisco for picking up trash.
So we are here at a counter protest against Scott Pressler and his group.
So what we have is a few different groups that are here.
Got this guy behind me, Comrade Leonard.
And what we're finding out is that this group is coming out to pick up trash.
This group is calling them fascists.
Who's really at fault here?
What are they?
unidentified
I'm covering both.
I'd love to see you pick up trash.
elijah schaffer
I'm here.
I'm in the media.
unidentified
I picked up trash.
I did.
elijah schaffer
Two hours.
But I wasn't even going to do it.
unidentified
I just came here to film, but I ended up feeling compelled.
elijah schaffer
How much trash did you pick up today?
unidentified
There's already communities that do trash pickup in the East Bay for a long time.
And the reason why this has gotten a lot of media coverage is because in the recent past, they actually go and they slash people's tents, call it trash where people live.
America.
elijah schaffer
I don't have a stock on the mic anymore.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Sir, what happened?
unidentified
Yeah, the only message we have is to put yourself in the trash and take yourself out and f ⁇ us.
elijah schaffer
I'm in the media.
unidentified
Why am I?
elijah schaffer
I need to go in the trash.
unidentified
I thought that they were against fascism.
Isn't shutting down free speech fascist?
I believe that, you know, that's something that Hitler would want it to do.
Hitler wanted to disarm us.
He wanted to shut down free speech, and I think that they're exhibiting USA!
elijah schaffer
USA!
USA!
unidentified
Black Lives Matter!
Black Lives A!
F you!
elijah schaffer
Never forget this moment where Antifa yells F you at a gay man for saying that black lives mattered.
Anyway, there was this girl on the right who still seemed kind of confused.
Black Lives Matter.
unidentified
I don't understand.
elijah schaffer
You're saying Black Lives Matter.
unidentified
Trump, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Trump hates Brown and blacks.
They hate my people.
So why are you here?
elijah schaffer
Randomly, I'm a big economist.
Are you an economics guy?
I'm a big economics guy.
And I was doing some recent research.
And do you know that right now, the leaders of new homeownership in the country are Hispanic Americans.
And blacks and Hispanics are doing the best economically.
They're getting out of poverty at the highest rates, highest homeownership, highest wages in Trump's economy.
If he really did hate blacks and Mexicans, I'm from LA, so a lot of people hold the same idea.
Why would minority communities be doing the best under his administration?
Like, why would you want them to do better, you know?
That's always got my mind a little bit tripped up, you know?
unidentified
Honestly, I don't really look into Trump at all.
I just know that he hates my people.
My family is Latinos, all of them.
So you hate my family, Pact.
That's how I see it.
These people right here, they hate my family.
That's all I see.
elijah schaffer
As Hispanic right here, why would he hate you?
unidentified
I mean, if he's going for Chump, that means he's hate himself too.
That's how I see it.
I would never.
I would just would never.
elijah schaffer
He's done or said, why would you believe that he hates you and your family?
unidentified
Well, I look, well, my mom, she works as a news reporter, so she knows a lot of things, and she comes back to me with a lot of info.
So I just hear a lot about Chairman's story.
elijah schaffer
It's a lot of noise.
Thank you so much.
After that conversation, I ran into the last Airbender's doppelganger.
We don't want to be recording.
You're in public.
You're going to be recorded while you're here.
If you don't want to be recorded, you need to leave.
You're at a public event.
You protested.
You're acting like a child saying, I want to protest.
I want what I want.
I want to flip them off.
I want to get mad.
But I don't want anyone to record me.
That's how America works.
unidentified
I don't appreciate your mic and your cameras on my face.
elijah schaffer
I don't care what you appreciate.
You're in public.
It's public property.
Hey, it's public property.
I'm national press.
I'm in.
They're protesting in public.
If you're protesting, you're going to be recorded.
This is an actual event that's happening.
This is a public event.
You're in public.
But the laws go against the consent.
You're in a public pro.
Why would you go in public?
Be honest, though.
Why would you go in public protesting in a media area if you were upset being upset, like recorded by media?
I'm not against you.
I'm just saying we're recording whatever.
unidentified
Then they need to leave a public event.
elijah schaffer
There's no laws for that at all.
You made that up.
After whatever that was, I ran into the chair of the Republican Party in San Francisco.
unidentified
I'm the chairman of the Republican Party.
I'm not involved in protests.
I don't do this kind of thing, but I also have no tolerance for it whatsoever.
I'm sick of this shit with these people coming down and intimidating people who are picking up garbage and trying to build a better San Francisco.
This town used to be amazing.
It was an amazing place.
And Democrats have let it run to the ground.
And these people are protesting us for trying to make it better.
elijah schaffer
Psycho, I'm going to punctuate this.
unidentified
They can go f off.
I'm sick of these people.
I'm sorry.
I'll take it.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I'll take honesty.
I agree.
These people suck.
Kind of like this woman who tried to interrupt our group photo.
I'm not going to call the police on you.
unidentified
No, do it.
elijah schaffer
I'm actually media.
I'm just asking you to.
What are you?
What's your outlet?
unidentified
The people.
So you're not united who will never be divided.
elijah schaffer
Sure, but why are you yelling white supremacy and those kind of nasty things?
unidentified
Because that's what you actually represent.
elijah schaffer
Who's me?
I'm media, and I'm covering this.
Why are you carrying white?
unidentified
You're blocking my path.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I am.
I literally am.
unidentified
I mean, I know that you like to try to use that 1984 double stick and pretend like Trump isn't racist, but we all know he is.
elijah schaffer
I'm not even saying anything.
I'm literally just here asking you to let these people go.
unidentified
No, actually, what you're doing is blocking my path.
I am.
And misquoting the First Amendment.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Then I ran into this nice girl.
unidentified
You stupid bitch!
You got stolen land.
elijah schaffer
This ain't your country.
You are on stolen land.
Charming, isn't she?
Well, I ended up giving her a few facts that seem to have actually shut down the protest.
Ma'am, are you a citizen?
unidentified
Am I a citizen?
elijah schaffer
Are you on stolen land too?
I'm asking you.
I'm saying you're accusing them of being on stolen land.
Aren't we?
I'm on Blaze Media.
unidentified
Oh, Blaze Media?
elijah schaffer
F off.
Okay, well, I'm not going to f off.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
This is what I do for a living.
I just record and ask people questions.
I'm asking, how are they on stolen land and you're not on stolen land?
I'm Mexican.
What do we do?
Mexicans are just a mix of indigenous and Spanish.
You literally, it's a hybrid mix between Europeans and Indigenous, and they slaughtered many Indigenous people.
Plus, you speak a European language.
No, you don't.
It's actually a European language.
It's a European colonist.
So I'm at, you're a part of the colonizing.
You guys are part of the colonizers.
Mexicans are colonizers.
I am.
You are too.
Actually, I didn't even, we didn't even colonize anything here.
I just came over.
I came over from Canada.
So I'm from Europe.
unidentified
Fuck off.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm asking you.
I'm literally asking you.
You don't even have any answers.
unidentified
I don't think they're interested in being.
elijah schaffer
In having real conversations.
I'm having a real conversation with you, asking you how they're on stolen land and you're not.
I am on stolen land.
Why don't you leave?
unidentified
Huh?
elijah schaffer
Why don't you leave?
unidentified
What are you doing about this?
elijah schaffer
We're not on stolen lands.
We didn't steal this.
We won it in a war.
Mexico literally conquered Elmo.
We won this in a war.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
How did we get the land?
unidentified
Tell me this.
elijah schaffer
Did we steal it or did we win in a war?
Where did Mexico get it?
Did they get it?
Oh, you won it.
Where did Mexico get it?
They were given it at birth?
unidentified
All right, go hang with your friends, man.
elijah schaffer
Explain.
unidentified
Go over.
elijah schaffer
You don't have an answer, so you're trying to divert by saying, go to your friends.
unidentified
I don't want to talk to you.
elijah schaffer
Because you don't have an answer.
Those who know the truth have an answer.
You don't know the truth.
I'm asking you, who did we steal it from?
That's all I'm asking you.
unidentified
What are you doing?
Where is this land?
What are your interests?
elijah schaffer
Where are your personal interests?
unidentified
I like science, biology, science.
elijah schaffer
I do genetics.
Oh, like what kind of genetics?
I work in genetic development.
I work in genetic immunotherapy.
unidentified
I'm talking about genetics.
elijah schaffer
I'm specific immunotherapy.
My mom's dying from cancer, and so I worked on projects of immunotherapy and helping with cancer patients because it's a passion of mine.
But truth is a passion.
I'm asking you.
unidentified
Talking about colonizing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
Yeah, I'm asking you.
You're saying we stole it, so I'm just saying, who did we steal it from?
That's all I'm asking.
Where was it stolen from?
unidentified
From the indigenous peoples of this land.
elijah schaffer
Okay, who had it before us?
Who had it before us?
Mexico.
unidentified
Indigenous people.
elijah schaffer
Mexico.
unidentified
The native indigenous people.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so only indigenous people can live here.
What do we do with all the Mexicans that live here?
What do we do with all the white people that live here?
All the Asians.
75% of Asian people in America live in California.
And that's how a couple of friends got protested for picking up trash.
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unidentified
Look how dirty they look, honestly.
They all look like I haven't showered.
They all look really dirty, right?
We should totally open like a GoFundMe just to get showers for them.
elijah schaffer
A little bit of stuff.
Honestly, the homeless here were cleaner than they are, which is really an interesting thing.
unidentified
I've seen cuter, cleaner, homeless than the Antifa and the liberals, so that's really depressing.
elijah schaffer
Antifa aren't your thing.
What would I have to do to get you to date an Antifa?
Listen, just a nice kiss.
A kiss, no tongue, a kiss.
What would I have to do to get you to do that?
How much money?
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