Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Dumbest Protestors in America
Aired: 2020-02-11
Duration: 10:16


=== Counter Protest Confusion (06:44) ===

[00:00:00]  Why is Antifa protesting a trash cleanup?
[00:00:04]  Fascist off!
[00:00:06]  The fascist!
[00:00:07]  Not pro-war!
[00:00:08]  Fascist!
[00:00:09]  The fascist is the trash!
[00:00:11]  What's the trash?
[00:00:16]  Hold up for a moment.
[00:00:17]  Let's slow things down.
[00:00:18]  This is me, Elijah Schaefer, and these are my double chins.
[00:00:22]  I went up to San Francisco with Scott Pressler, a guy who kind of looks like gay Jesus, to go pick up some trash.
[00:00:28]  This is trash right here.
[00:00:30]  So this is just trash.
[00:00:31]  This is like normal stuff here.
[00:00:32]  Just what Scott's here to pick up.
[00:00:34]  This is a biohazard.
[00:00:37]  Seems harmless enough, right?
[00:00:39]  Well, apparently some radical protesters didn't think so.
[00:00:43]  This is a story of how me, my producer Todd right here, and Scott Pressler got protested in San Francisco for picking up trash.
[00:01:08]  So we are here at a counter protest against Scott Pressler and his group.
[00:01:15]  So what we have is a few different groups that are here.
[00:01:18]  Got this guy behind me, Comrade Leonard.
[00:01:21]  And what we're finding out is that this group is coming out to pick up trash.
[00:01:26]  This group is calling them fascists.
[00:01:29]  Who's really at fault here?
[00:01:31]  What are they?
[00:01:32]  I'm covering both.
[00:01:33]  I'd love to see you pick up trash.
[00:01:35]  I'm here.
[00:01:36]  I'm in the media.
[00:01:37]  I picked up trash.
[00:01:39]  I did.
[00:01:41]  Two hours.
[00:01:42]  But I wasn't even going to do it.
[00:01:43]  I just came here to film, but I ended up feeling compelled.
[00:01:47]  How much trash did you pick up today?
[00:01:49]  There's already communities that do trash pickup in the East Bay for a long time.
[00:01:55]  And the reason why this has gotten a lot of media coverage is because in the recent past, they actually go and they slash people's tents, call it trash where people live.
[00:02:08]  America.
[00:02:10]  I don't have a stock on the mic anymore.
[00:02:12]  Okay.
[00:02:13]  Sir, what happened?
[00:02:14]  Yeah, the only message we have is to put yourself in the trash and take yourself out and f  ⁇  us.
[00:02:19]  I'm in the media.
[00:02:20]  Why am I?
[00:02:20]  I need to go in the trash.
[00:02:21]  I thought that they were against fascism.
[00:02:23]  Isn't shutting down free speech fascist?
[00:02:26]  I believe that, you know, that's something that Hitler would want it to do.
[00:02:28]  Hitler wanted to disarm us.
[00:02:30]  He wanted to shut down free speech, and I think that they're exhibiting USA!
[00:02:34]  USA!
[00:02:36]  USA!
[00:02:37]  Black Lives Matter!
[00:02:41]  Black Lives A!
[00:02:42]  F you!
[00:02:43]  Never forget this moment where Antifa yells F you at a gay man for saying that black lives mattered.
[00:02:49]  Anyway, there was this girl on the right who still seemed kind of confused.
[00:02:54]  Black Lives Matter.
[00:02:56]  I don't understand.
[00:02:57]  You're saying Black Lives Matter.
[00:02:58]  Trump, I don't understand.
[00:02:59]  I don't understand.
[00:03:00]  Trump hates Brown and blacks.
[00:03:02]  They hate my people.
[00:03:03]  So why are you here?
[00:03:05]  Randomly, I'm a big economist.
[00:03:06]  Are you an economics guy?
[00:03:07]  I'm a big economics guy.
[00:03:08]  And I was doing some recent research.
[00:03:10]  And do you know that right now, the leaders of new homeownership in the country are Hispanic Americans.
[00:03:15]  And blacks and Hispanics are doing the best economically.
[00:03:18]  They're getting out of poverty at the highest rates, highest homeownership, highest wages in Trump's economy.
[00:03:23]  If he really did hate blacks and Mexicans, I'm from LA, so a lot of people hold the same idea.
[00:03:29]  Why would minority communities be doing the best under his administration?
[00:03:32]  Like, why would you want them to do better, you know?
[00:03:34]  That's always got my mind a little bit tripped up, you know?
[00:03:36]  Honestly, I don't really look into Trump at all.
[00:03:39]  I just know that he hates my people.
[00:03:40]  My family is Latinos, all of them.
[00:03:43]  So you hate my family, Pact.
[00:03:45]  That's how I see it.
[00:03:46]  These people right here, they hate my family.
[00:03:47]  That's all I see.
[00:03:49]  As Hispanic right here, why would he hate you?
[00:03:51]  I mean, if he's going for Chump, that means he's hate himself too.
[00:03:54]  That's how I see it.
[00:03:55]  I would never.
[00:03:55]  I would just would never.
[00:03:56]  He's done or said, why would you believe that he hates you and your family?
[00:04:00]  Well, I look, well, my mom, she works as a news reporter, so she knows a lot of things, and she comes back to me with a lot of info.
[00:04:07]  So I just hear a lot about Chairman's story.
[00:04:09]  It's a lot of noise.
[00:04:10]  Thank you so much.
[00:04:11]  After that conversation, I ran into the last Airbender's doppelganger.
[00:04:14]  We don't want to be recording.
[00:04:15]  You're in public.
[00:04:16]  You're going to be recorded while you're here.
[00:04:18]  If you don't want to be recorded, you need to leave.
[00:04:19]  You're at a public event.
[00:04:20]  You protested.
[00:04:21]  You're acting like a child saying, I want to protest.
[00:04:23]  I want what I want.
[00:04:24]  I want to flip them off.
[00:04:25]  I want to get mad.
[00:04:25]  But I don't want anyone to record me.
[00:04:27]  That's how America works.
[00:04:28]  I don't appreciate your mic and your cameras on my face.
[00:04:31]  I don't care what you appreciate.
[00:04:34]  You're in public.
[00:04:35]  It's public property.
[00:04:37]  Hey, it's public property.
[00:04:38]  I'm national press.
[00:04:40]  I'm in.
[00:04:41]  They're protesting in public.
[00:04:43]  If you're protesting, you're going to be recorded.
[00:04:46]  This is an actual event that's happening.
[00:04:47]  This is a public event.
[00:04:49]  You're in public.
[00:04:50]  But the laws go against the consent.
[00:04:52]  You're in a public pro.
[00:04:53]  Why would you go in public?
[00:04:55]  Be honest, though.
[00:04:55]  Why would you go in public protesting in a media area if you were upset being upset, like recorded by media?
[00:05:01]  I'm not against you.
[00:05:02]  I'm just saying we're recording whatever.
[00:05:06]  Then they need to leave a public event.
[00:05:09]  There's no laws for that at all.
[00:05:11]  You made that up.
[00:05:12]  After whatever that was, I ran into the chair of the Republican Party in San Francisco.
[00:05:16]  I'm the chairman of the Republican Party.
[00:05:18]  I'm not involved in protests.
[00:05:20]  I don't do this kind of thing, but I also have no tolerance for it whatsoever.
[00:05:23]  I'm sick of this shit with these people coming down and intimidating people who are picking up garbage and trying to build a better San Francisco.
[00:05:30]  This town used to be amazing.
[00:05:32]  It was an amazing place.
[00:05:34]  And Democrats have let it run to the ground.
[00:05:37]  And these people are protesting us for trying to make it better.
[00:05:40]  Psycho, I'm going to punctuate this.
[00:05:42]  They can go f off.
[00:05:43]  I'm sick of these people.
[00:05:45]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:45]  I'll take it.
[00:05:46]  Hey, I'll take honesty.
[00:05:47]  I agree.
[00:05:48]  These people suck.
[00:05:50]  Kind of like this woman who tried to interrupt our group photo.
[00:05:56]  I'm not going to call the police on you.
[00:05:58]  No, do it.
[00:05:59]  I'm actually media.
[00:06:00]  I'm just asking you to.
[00:06:03]  What are you?
[00:06:03]  What's your outlet?
[00:06:05]  The people.
[00:06:06]  So you're not united who will never be divided.
[00:06:09]  Sure, but why are you yelling white supremacy and those kind of nasty things?
[00:06:12]  Because that's what you actually represent.
[00:06:14]  Who's me?
[00:06:15]  I'm media, and I'm covering this.
[00:06:17]  Why are you carrying white?
[00:06:19]  You're blocking my path.
[00:06:20]  Yeah.
[00:06:22]  I am.
[00:06:26]  I literally am.
[00:06:26]  I mean, I know that you like to try to use that 1984 double stick and pretend like Trump isn't racist, but we all know he is.

=== On Stolen Land (03:08) ===

[00:06:33]  I'm not even saying anything.
[00:06:34]  I'm literally just here asking you to let these people go.
[00:06:36]  No, actually, what you're doing is blocking my path.
[00:06:38]  I am.
[00:06:39]  And misquoting the First Amendment.
[00:06:42]  Okay.
[00:06:43]  Then I ran into this nice girl.
[00:06:45]  You stupid bitch!
[00:06:46]  You got stolen land.
[00:06:48]  This ain't your country.
[00:06:50]  You are on stolen land.
[00:06:51]  Charming, isn't she?
[00:06:53]  Well, I ended up giving her a few facts that seem to have actually shut down the protest.
[00:06:58]  Ma'am, are you a citizen?
[00:07:00]  Am I a citizen?
[00:07:01]  Are you on stolen land too?
[00:07:04]  I'm asking you.
[00:07:04]  I'm saying you're accusing them of being on stolen land.
[00:07:07]  Aren't we?
[00:07:07]  I'm on Blaze Media.
[00:07:08]  Oh, Blaze Media?
[00:07:09]  F off.
[00:07:10]  Okay, well, I'm not going to f off.
[00:07:12]  Thank you.
[00:07:14]  This is what I do for a living.
[00:07:15]  I just record and ask people questions.
[00:07:17]  I'm asking, how are they on stolen land and you're not on stolen land?
[00:07:20]  I'm Mexican.
[00:07:21]  What do we do?
[00:07:22]  Mexicans are just a mix of indigenous and Spanish.
[00:07:25]  You literally, it's a hybrid mix between Europeans and Indigenous, and they slaughtered many Indigenous people.
[00:07:29]  Plus, you speak a European language.
[00:07:31]  No, you don't.
[00:07:32]  It's actually a European language.
[00:07:34]  It's a European colonist.
[00:07:36]  So I'm at, you're a part of the colonizing.
[00:07:38]  You guys are part of the colonizers.
[00:07:39]  Mexicans are colonizers.
[00:07:41]  I am.
[00:07:42]  You are too.
[00:07:44]  Actually, I didn't even, we didn't even colonize anything here.
[00:07:46]  I just came over.
[00:07:47]  I came over from Canada.
[00:07:48]  So I'm from Europe.
[00:07:50]  Fuck off.
[00:07:51]  Well, I'm asking you.
[00:07:53]  I'm literally asking you.
[00:07:54]  You don't even have any answers.
[00:07:55]  I don't think they're interested in being.
[00:07:57]  In having real conversations.
[00:07:59]  I'm having a real conversation with you, asking you how they're on stolen land and you're not.
[00:08:03]  I am on stolen land.
[00:08:03]  Why don't you leave?
[00:08:04]  Huh?
[00:08:05]  Why don't you leave?
[00:08:06]  What are you doing about this?
[00:08:07]  We're not on stolen lands.
[00:08:08]  We didn't steal this.
[00:08:09]  We won it in a war.
[00:08:09]  Mexico literally conquered Elmo.
[00:08:11]  We won this in a war.
[00:08:12]  Oh, shit.
[00:08:13]  How did we get the land?
[00:08:14]  Tell me this.
[00:08:14]  Did we steal it or did we win in a war?
[00:08:16]  Where did Mexico get it?
[00:08:17]  Did they get it?
[00:08:18]  Oh, you won it.
[00:08:20]  Where did Mexico get it?
[00:08:24]  They were given it at birth?
[00:08:25]  All right, go hang with your friends, man.
[00:08:26]  Explain.
[00:08:27]  Go over.
[00:08:28]  You don't have an answer, so you're trying to divert by saying, go to your friends.
[00:08:31]  I don't want to talk to you.
[00:08:32]  Because you don't have an answer.
[00:08:33]  Those who know the truth have an answer.
[00:08:35]  You don't know the truth.
[00:08:36]  I'm asking you, who did we steal it from?
[00:08:38]  That's all I'm asking you.
[00:08:39]  What are you doing?
[00:08:39]  Where is this land?
[00:08:40]  What are your interests?
[00:08:41]  Where are your personal interests?
[00:08:43]  I like science, biology, science.
[00:08:46]  I do genetics.
[00:08:47]  Oh, like what kind of genetics?
[00:08:48]  I work in genetic development.
[00:08:50]  I work in genetic immunotherapy.
[00:08:51]  I'm talking about genetics.
[00:08:53]  I'm specific immunotherapy.
[00:08:54]  My mom's dying from cancer, and so I worked on projects of immunotherapy and helping with cancer patients because it's a passion of mine.
[00:08:59]  But truth is a passion.
[00:09:00]  I'm asking you.
[00:09:01]  Talking about colonizing.
[00:09:02]  Yeah, I'm asking you.
[00:09:03]  I'm asking you.
[00:09:04]  Yeah, I'm asking you.
[00:09:05]  You're saying we stole it, so I'm just saying, who did we steal it from?
[00:09:07]  That's all I'm asking.
[00:09:08]  Where was it stolen from?
[00:09:09]  From the indigenous peoples of this land.
[00:09:11]  Okay, who had it before us?
[00:09:13]  Who had it before us?
[00:09:15]  Mexico.
[00:09:15]  Indigenous people.
[00:09:16]  Mexico.
[00:09:17]  The native indigenous people.
[00:09:18]  Okay, so only indigenous people can live here.
[00:09:20]  What do we do with all the Mexicans that live here?
[00:09:21]  What do we do with all the white people that live here?

=== Dirty Protesters (00:52) ===

[00:09:23]  All the Asians.
[00:09:23]  75% of Asian people in America live in California.
[00:09:26]  And that's how a couple of friends got protested for picking up trash.
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[00:09:38]  Have a great rest of the day and may God bless the United States of America.
[00:09:50]  Look how dirty they look, honestly.
[00:09:51]  They all look like I haven't showered.
[00:09:52]  They all look really dirty, right?
[00:09:53]  We should totally open like a GoFundMe just to get showers for them.
[00:09:57]  A little bit of stuff.
[00:10:00]  Honestly, the homeless here were cleaner than they are, which is really an interesting thing.
[00:10:03]  I've seen cuter, cleaner, homeless than the Antifa and the liberals, so that's really depressing.
[00:10:07]  Antifa aren't your thing.
[00:10:08]  What would I have to do to get you to date an Antifa?
[00:10:10]  Listen, just a nice kiss.
[00:10:11]  A kiss, no tongue, a kiss.
[00:10:13]  What would I have to do to get you to do that?
[00:10:15]  How much money?