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know it's going to be a good morning when you are woken up very, very, very early in the morning by somebody yelling out of an armored vehicle and you look out your window and see it to be Alex Jones.
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And they think that they're going to cut our balls off.
So alongside me on my right as we are marching on Main Street, we are following what appears to be groups of individual citizens here who are expressing their Second Amendment, and they are openly armed.
You can hear the sounds of what appear to be revolutionary battle tunes or just revolutionary era music.
It really, really is a beautiful sight.
And everywhere that I looked, there were tens of thousands of bold patriots armed to the teeth, letting the government know that they could come and take it.
Yes, they were standing up for their right to defend their families, their property, and their country.
And did I ever mention the fact that Epstein didn't kill himself?
These bold and amazing patriots that line the streets were standing up for their God-given rights that were endowed to them by the Creator.
And of course, along the way, we ran into some friends.
So, something that you won't see, for instance, at like the women's march that we were at this weekend is a giant sign actually came apparently all the way from Texas.
It's a really nice piece of art.
It says, come and take it.
There is a sentiment, too, where you don't see signs about provocation, you see signs about defense, about the right to life, about this right to protection, protecting property.
And it kind of goes against the narrative that is in a lot of media that tries to say that these people here are trying to use their weapons offensively.
But you don't really hear anybody talking about that or anybody even claiming that to be true.
So you kind of makes you question: where did the media get that narrative?
So what's exactly going on?
What are we waiting for right here?
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I'm waiting to stand on the state capitol to protest these changes in our gun laws and our Commonwealth that I believe are completely unconstitutional and overstepping their bounds.
So just to put into perspective how ridiculous this weapons ban is in and around Capitol grounds, they're mad about the stabilizer on our camera.
They're upset that we are stabilizing our camera, saying that that could be used as a weapon.
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A man in the 60s, probably late 60s, he came by.
The man was almost in tears.
And he was walking with a cane.
And he said they wouldn't let him in up there because of Governor Northam's rules that they cannot have canes in the interior of the fence on the Capitol side.
So after passing through what would be considered pretty heightened and overreactive security, there was higher security than going through an airport.
I'm not joking.
There are massive crowds on the hills overlooking what appear to be thousands of individuals who are here to rally for their rights.
You know, getting your balls groped by a federal agent while just trying to get into a public center isn't exactly the funnest experience.
But I'm not alone in trying to get in here.
Apparently, some of our friends from Los Angeles followed us here to protest the Trump Pence administration.
I would love to take credit 20 years ago when it was in Berkeley science reports and other top research reports that atrazine sterilizes and reduces fertility of amphibians, of fish, of birds.
but also of mammals.
And so, but what it does is it also confuses males, and then that's what happens to frogs.
They want to have sex with the male frog, but then they don't have any eggs, and so the frogs die.
And so I said, listen, I'm not against gay people.
I just don't want to put chemicals in the water that make the freaking frogs gay.
And the media, every late night comic, they all attack me, knowing full damn well that atrazine is a very toxic chemical and even tiny amounts of it will literally basically shrivel your balls and everything else up so you don't even have a sex life.
Okay, and it'll fry your brain.
And so it doesn't just quote make you gay.
That was just something the media picked up on, even though studies show it makes the male frogs want to have sex with the other male frogs.
