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July 30, 2019 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Free Stuff Bernie Rally 2020 !!!

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bernie sanders
a political revolution in this country involving millions of people who are prepared to stand up and say enough is enough and i want to socialist parkour Capitalism.
elijah schaffer
Take this, Bush Cheney.
Jumping over dividends and returns.
No more free market here.
Somersaulting onto more thickness, just like all the promises of socialist politicians.
Anyways, welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite case.
We're here.
We're queer at the Bernie Sanders rally.
I'm sick and tired of you, capitalists.
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As easy as butter.
What you see right here is Bernie Sanders' campaign.
Pretty rocky, if you ask me.
Of the two of you, who's the bigger Bernie supporter?
unidentified
Him.
I'm much larger, as you can see.
I'm taller and whiter.
Our country is in a complete shole right now, and it has been for a while.
I f ⁇ ing hate Trump.
elijah schaffer
Bernie said this would be free.
unidentified
Come on.
So the reality is, is we have a country that's been divided and people are, it's not working anymore.
So they have to become more and more sensational.
Trump is a benefited because they need more and more sensational.
They need entertainers.
elijah schaffer
One opinion that people have of current legislators is that they're spending a lot of time trying to impeach the president rather than legislating and wasting American tax dollars and time.
Do you feel like that's true?
unidentified
I really, I really don't know about that.
All I know is that our president spends a lot of time at Mar-a-Lago for what we hear every weekend practically since he's been in.
And it's damn time that he gets out.
The system has been so unbalanced for so long that it gets crazier and crazier to justify it and to misdirect people's obvious anger.
When you look around, they used to steer your anger.
Now they can't steer it, and so they have to become more and more sensational.
What's after Trump?
Crazier yet.
I can only imagine.
elijah schaffer
Do you feel that your dad's choices have influenced your voting tendencies?
Or how did you arrive to want to vote for Bernie on your own?
unidentified
No, I don't.
I mean, yes, of course there's some sort of, you know, swaying me towards that, but I also am starting college and he has very good, you know, thoughts on free college for all Americans.
And right now I am part of a program that gets me free college, but I want to see that continue for other people in the future.
elijah schaffer
Free stuff, freestyle.
It's not working.
It's almost like free stuff isn't free.
Obviously, when it comes to the government, nothing is free.
So with his plan going to be costing women trillions of dollars, how do you feel like we can actually do that without actually raising taxes on the middle class?
unidentified
Raise taxes on the Republicans.
We give a massive tax break to corporate America.
So maybe we never ask how expensive it is when it's about giving the money away to billionaires and corporations, but we always ask how expensive it is when we're trying to fund basic human rights.
elijah schaffer
That interview hardened my heart, just like the hardness of this rock, because that was boring, AF.
So Bernie Sanders, you guys heard about the minimum wage, right?
He raised the wages of his campaigners, workers, to $15 an hour, but then had to cut their hours down from $60 to $43.
So obviously there's a lot of debate with the fact that his policies and his plans in practice just don't really work out the way that he says they will by what we're seeing there.
What are your thoughts on that?
unidentified
I think that trying to predict things now in terms of how he's going to get stuff done is just futile because we're going to get there and it's not going to be anything the same way.
Like man plans, God laughs.
Like, what's the point in trying to look ahead?
What I do know is that I'm down for anyone that can beat Trump and I'd rather have him do it.
So I have the trust in him, you know, as a man and as someone that I believe is honest, which is a little harder to find these days, that he will get that stuff done.
I'm not as concerned with the nitty-gritty of how he's going to do it, just because I know that no matter what he says now, it's going to end up differently.
Why socialism for the future of our country?
Okay, so I'm going to answer your question by not really answering it.
I don't know if I necessarily...
elijah schaffer
You should work in the news.
That's moving about as fast as the economy on socialism.
unidentified
Why Bernie over other candidates?
Honestly, I mean, there's something sentimental about it.
You know, like, I'm Jewish, half my family.
You know, it'd be nice to see a Jewish president.
I'm feeling the burn because I hope Bernie can do something with Congress and go and convince everybody to start impeaching.
elijah schaffer
No way, Jose.
That ledge is about as high as the people in California.
I'm going lower, like the Democrats and morals.
unidentified
There's a reason why you don't see him on MSNBC or supposedly left-leaning liberal media because the establishment owns both parties.
The Democrats and the Republicans are both bought out.
elijah schaffer
Those were some great points, parkour.
unidentified
One thing that really, really gets to me as an animal advocate and a pet sitter is that I ran over the internet.
elijah schaffer
I kind of like the promises of socialists.
unidentified
And I don't believe that this is fake news.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
There's some rocks in my way.
unidentified
It's government regulation.
Jump over it.
elijah schaffer
No.
unidentified
And kill endangered species in Africa.
Let me take a seat.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm going to have to do in my progress.
unidentified
In the endangered species, the economy to be balanced out by the government.
What's the rest of the world going to do?
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
We land in what seems to be more thickness.
unidentified
And I'm angry.
elijah schaffer
It's so interesting that the press literally doesn't actually talk to the people who are attending the rally, but they all stand in a little square, get the exact same angle, plug into the exact same system, and get the same one side of the story, which is the exact opposite of our goal.
I don't, what happened to the fish man?
unidentified
Oh, Donald Quasi!
That's Paka Paka Tom!
Dooty, dooty!
Dooty, doody!
Dooty, dooty, deeper, dude!
I need a grub, I need a grub, I need a grub.
elijah schaffer
You've been in so many videos, you've been around, you're basically famous in LA.
So, what's your name, by the way?
unidentified
Well, I go by Jane Bond 007.
elijah schaffer
Jane Bond.
And that's not too far from the truth because they're putting a woman as the next James Bond.
unidentified
I know, finally, they're doing what I've been wanting them to do the whole time.
elijah schaffer
Putting a woman?
I want them to do all Jane Bond?
Why did they name her Jane Bond?
unidentified
That's what I said.
Why didn't they do that?
elijah schaffer
That would have been better.
unidentified
They didn't.
It's so much easier to say Bond, Jane Bond.
They're saying, oh, it's going to be a problem saying the name if it's a woman and it's going to mess the whole thing up just because he planned it for a man.
But I say now it's a woman's time.
Let's just switch all the characters in the films from the first one all the way now and have a woman just play the parts.
She gets the guy.
She gets the gadgets.
She gets the car.
elijah schaffer
Why are you voting for Bernie Sanders?
unidentified
Okay, I'm not telling anybody who I'm voting for.
I give support to a lot of good people.
We've been put down for so long and oppressed for so long.
And finally, with the Me Too movements and all the movements, we're finally getting our chance to be noticed and to be heard.
elijah schaffer
How does Bernie represent you then as a woman?
unidentified
Well, because Bernie's liberal and progressive, and I'm like that too.
elijah schaffer
Who's your fish voting for?
Slippery salmon.
unidentified
Well, actually, I think he actually is from Russia.
He deserves to have his chance now.
You know, I mean, I was all for him in 2016, and I think it's just not fair that he's not maybe not going to get a chance to win.
And I think this is his time.
He has to win.
We need a change.
Everybody's sick of Trump.
At least I am.
I know lots of people are sick of Trump.
elijah schaffer
You're a salmon from Russia?
Yes.
unidentified
No, fighting Himalayan blue salmon.
He's like an invasive species.
You say you can pass the litmus test?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you'll remember that.
Okay, okay.
I remember it.
elijah schaffer
Every day is rainbows and sunshine here at the Bernie Sanders rally where we are promoting ideas like free things that raise taxes and cost the people more money as well as socialism, which is a distribution of wealth.
However, what we're finding today is that capitalism is probably one of the biggest factors of raising the money to do what we're setting out to do, which is destroy America from the very framework that built it into what it is today.
Is this a Bernie baby right here?
Do you mind if I pick one up?
unidentified
This is a Bernie baby.
elijah schaffer
Though, due to security reasons, we can't get too close to Bernie.
We found something that was like his likeness.
It's called a Bernie baby.
And, you know, we really, really love this because this puts him as a superhero.
And so look at these.
So he flies through the air to bring you...
unidentified
The hero of the 99%.
elijah schaffer
The hero of the 99% to bring you free college tuition, free health care.
unidentified
Yeah, healthcare.
elijah schaffer
What else are we doing for free?
unidentified
We're working on the environment.
You hit the other big ones too, like healthcare.
elijah schaffer
Sweet.
Yeah, there it is.
But can he do it without raising taxes on the middle class?
bernie sanders
No deductibles, no co-payments, no out-of-pocket expenses.
Yes, they will pay more in taxes.
elijah schaffer
At a campaign for socialism, we find a lot of capitalism around us.
People are trying to sell things that have Bernie's name on them.
I actually bought a couple of those pins.
You saw that?
Gotta support that for the future of America.
Anyways, what we were talking to with people is that Bernie supporters actually are pretty informed overall.
But the question is, do they really understand the ideal versus the real?
And what something that sounds good on paper would really look like if it was implemented into this country.
My name is Elijah Schaefer again for another episode of Slightly Offensive on Blaze Media.
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