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July 15, 2019 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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San Francisco Sucks | Part 2

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elijah schaffer
Do you like being a horse?
I'm a time-traveling space wizard.
unidentified
By Amazon, because we love the gays.
elijah schaffer
Pride was a riot, let's be real clear.
unidentified
She came out this year as a transgender.
elijah schaffer
Squirting, uncut, cut.
unidentified
I'm super pan.
I'm open to anybody.
elijah schaffer
Companies have completely overtaken equality.
Get your home alone from equality.
They support the gays.
Verizon, connecting the world one butt at a time.
unidentified
It's literally just a bunch of people being as weird as possible.
elijah schaffer
Thumbs up or thumbs down to Donald Trump as a naked horse.
Thumbs up or thumbs down?
unidentified
Oh ho!
elijah schaffer
I had that shocker of the day.
I never would have thought that.
The naked horse is a big Trump guy.
Who would have known?
I wouldn't have known.
But hey guys, some people hang out.
Some people are literally hanging out.
You keep it real, dog.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, Mia Lija Schaefer.
As she said, we have a lot hanging out today, including our appendages.
Some people call it the baby arm.
I just call it keep it in your pants.
But we want to fly around and find out what other cities think about this joyous day of walking around, celebrating who you have sex with, and apparently taking your shlonged donkey and showing it to all the kids walking by right here.
Look at this right here.
Boom, Right here.
But hey, who am I to say that a man can't walk around naked in front of children in public?
I mean, I'm pretty sure the law says that.
But anyways, make sure you like, share, subscribe to keep independent media and journalism alive.
We hope you enjoy the show.
What inspired the nun and the devil costumes together?
unidentified
We're sinners.
Sinners.
elijah schaffer
But the nuns, aren't the nuns the holy ones?
unidentified
Well, I survived Catholic school as a lesbian, so.
elijah schaffer
Really?
So what was that like?
It was terrible.
When did you know that you were a lesbian?
Like kindergarten.
I had a crush on one of my classmates.
What does Pride mean to you?
What's your favorite part about it?
unidentified
The fight for equality, like everything about it, like being able to be myself, like everything.
elijah schaffer
If you could change one thing about this country, what would it be?
unidentified
I think that women should definitely be like in leadership roles and I would definitely like not want Donald Trump to be our president.
elijah schaffer
We're supposed to be celebrating here at Pride and we're still just angry at Donald Trump.
I think it's really a sad distraction.
If we're really wanting to celebrate Pride, might as well do it, right?
I mean, even if you disagree with it, a lot of people don't like it.
Some people believe it's a sin.
But in the end, you know, when you come into all of it, it's a lot of it's like you want negative type of information.
You want the positive side of things, you know?
And I think we've got to keep things more positive because it's sad that we wasted getting mad at Donald Trump.
unidentified
I respect everyone who supports Pride because everything's good, bro.
elijah schaffer
I mean, what about the naked guy right here with his f**k out?
unidentified
He's just expressing himself to be who they are.
elijah schaffer
And who they feel more comfortable with is as a naked guy on the street.
So we counted six cs naked men and there's kids here.
I'm all for people being weird and doing what they want to do with their freedom.
But yeah, but what do you think about the c and the kids?
Slightly offensive.
All right, so you guys know about the cops and the clan go hand in hand.
Very famous chant from the Ben Shapiro protest.
But we have a good new one for Pride.
unidentified
That goes, the c ⁇ and the kids go hand in hand.
elijah schaffer
C and the kids go hand in hand.
And for those of you that are thinking that this is absolutely a sexual reference, it's not.
We're talking about roosters.
All right, so we got a happy face.
This is the hair, hair, the nose, and the face.
A little smiley face action.
We got a kid walking by.
Hold up.
Just to show it, let them walk by or less.
Cool.
But and then we got the c in the in the bag.
What kind of bag is it?
It's a crown royal bag.
For the rum.
unidentified
Yeah, it's whiskey.
Whiskey.
elijah schaffer
Whiskey.
unidentified
Liberal city.
I just wish there was a little bit more discreet.
It shouldn't be as open because we're allowing kids to see that it's okay.
And it's okay when you become an adult.
elijah schaffer
What about, would you rather see more women, though, naked and probably walking around than men, maybe?
unidentified
I would love that every day for the rest of my life.
elijah schaffer
So what does pride mean to you?
Are you enjoying it out here?
unidentified
I don't come here to enjoy it.
elijah schaffer
What's your main point of coming here?
I just want to make sure that everybody stays safe.
unidentified
Nobody gets attacked by neo-Nazis or cops.
That's right.
elijah schaffer
The cops are staying off pretty far on the outskirts, though they are today, right?
Is that because of the inward protection, like internal groups here that are protecting the people?
unidentified
Hopefully.
elijah schaffer
I doubt it.
unidentified
But is it an organized resistance or are you just a lone soldier?
The people I organized with couldn't be here today, so I'm here on my own.
elijah schaffer
Hey, stay strong, man.
unidentified
These are the most realistic gay cop costumes I've seen today.
elijah schaffer
I'm just kidding.
Anyway guys, thanks for where you're doing, man.
There are people walking around in police outfits, though.
But this is the legit south.
These guys are legit.
They were anti-cop at the front, but we're pro-cop.
Slightly offensive.
He loves the police.
unidentified
Being in San Francisco.
The weather.
elijah schaffer
The weather's always cool.
unidentified
The eclecticness.
The eclecticness, the openness.
It's a melting.
And the vibrancy of just all types of like cultures and people and skin color and auras and everything together.
elijah schaffer
Hey, bro.
Hey, can I ask you a question, man?
Yeah.
So, with this pride and everything like that, and everyone being so happy, you seem like you're a bit down on your luck.
unidentified
I just came down because I was hungry.
I'm not really celebrating Pride.
I was just hungry.
elijah schaffer
Are they hooking it up, though?
unidentified
No, you're the first person.
elijah schaffer
I'm the first person.
Does that hurt sometimes, like downside, or do you, have you gotten used to it?
unidentified
Yeah, I'm getting used to it.
Dude, I'm sorry, man.
elijah schaffer
I'm with you, though, dude.
And hey, stay strong, dude.
Don't give up.
And maybe too, maybe you're a little bit in a spot where people can't see you.
But also, you know, maybe just connecting with people would be a good idea, too.
unidentified
For sure.
elijah schaffer
All right.
What was your name, brother?
unidentified
Jason.
elijah schaffer
Jason, my name is Eli.
unidentified
Nice to meet you.
elijah schaffer
Have a good one, Jason.
unidentified
Peace out, dog.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot of real problems.
Homelessness is a real problem in Los Angeles and San Francisco in New York.
And, you know, I mean, you obviously can't know if you can trust anybody, but to hear someone say that everybody's ignored the person, you know, just it's kind of, it's hard to see, you know, that we say that being gay and who you have sex with is really the biggest issues in the world when people are hungry on the streets and dying from drug overdoses and medieval diseases, you know?
And it's like, it's sort of a, it is a pride complex to feel like my sexuality is more important than your livelihood.
And it's really weird how we've gotten so hedonistic and self-focused as a culture.
I don't like it.
It doesn't stay well with me.
Can I ask you about your sign, the hosting hate speech?
It's violence.
What does that mean?
unidentified
We're out here to protest Google's inclusion on the Pride Parade, considering that they continue to platform and allow hate speech on their site while claiming to also stand up and stand for their trans community and their queer creators.
elijah schaffer
Which example specifically?
unidentified
The example with the Vox reporter being harassed by Steven Crowder and them allowing him to continue to use Louder Crowder and using YouTube as a platform.
It has been demonetized, but a lot of that hate speech is still on that site.
And we find it offensive that they come out here and claim to be supportive of the queer community when they can't even protect their own creators.
elijah schaffer
He's a comedian, right?
unidentified
Allegedly.
Yeah, he has a very rabid fan base that I believe when the box creator in question came out to speak about his drafts.
elijah schaffer
That's Carlos Maza thing.
unidentified
Yeah, it's Carlos Mazza thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then the thing, I mean, I did read though from The Hill, I think that's the same thing that he used only words that Carlos called himself.
What do you think about that?
unidentified
I mean, he used them as a pejorative, though.
Like, if you watch those videos, like, the context is clear.
He is using them as pejoratives.
He's using them as Solurus.
He's using them as invective.
If you watch any of the rest of Steven Crowder's content, you can't not know where he stands on this.
He is a man that is very...
He has a shirt that says...
elijah schaffer
Are you a fan or no?
unidentified
Of Steven Crowder?
elijah schaffer
No, probably not, right?
Are we signing people?
Yes!
unidentified
Can I sign?
elijah schaffer
What is it?
All right, I'm going to do green.
Where do I sign?
Can I sign both of you guys?
unidentified
A little bit?
elijah schaffer
A little bit.
All right, cool.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I'm kind of, well, I'll make it look nice.
Here we go.
Slightly offensive.
Slightly offensive.
Always keep it slightly offensive.
unidentified
He's a big climate denier.
He's a big, like, I think he's doing a video this week about making fun of children in immigration camps at the border.
And he is generally like a very, he's a reactionary.
He's someone who is out there to pander to a certain crowd.
He has like shirts to say socialism is ref ⁇ .
So it's very clear where he stands on like queer rights.
elijah schaffer
What do you think too?
I saw some, speaking of politics, I wasn't thinking too much about politics, but there was a lot of like left-wing people here too.
And Antifa, the gang guys, they just beat up a gay journalist in Portland, completely, like split his skull and everything.
The Quillette journalists, they said they're not allowed to film him.
So what do you think about that too from the left side sort of?
I saw they were here too, and they just assaulted a gay man the other day.
unidentified
I hadn't heard about that.
I couldn't comment on it.
elijah schaffer
It's really sad though, right?
And I think Facebook too is here.
They're hypocritical.
Facebook is actually against free speech.
And they censor any ideas they don't like.
And they're out here saying they're for freedom.
These tech companies are full of crap.
unidentified
No, exactly so.
And that's kind of the message that we're out here for.
Like they say one thing, they're more than happy to use these celebrations as a commercial.
elijah schaffer
Companies have taken over Pride, wouldn't you agree?
You are one accord away from equality and freedom.
Pay $146 a month for sell service because gay people are cool.
Upgrade to the LX package and we will help support trans rights.
Honda.
Rainbow Capitalism.
unidentified
Rainbow Capitalism.
elijah schaffer
If you love this t-shirt and you can't get enough of it, you can get yours at slightlyoffensive.com in the links below.
We sell these shirts.
unidentified
Rainbow Capitalism!
elijah schaffer
They're very popular, especially for every Pride.
You can bring it out and whenever you want to to let people know that you're a gay black woman too.
Slightly offended, fully patriotic.
Facing that giant commercial.
unidentified
That's more or less what we're here to be against, is the fact that they're using this as a branding exercise.
And then July 1st, all these things are out the window.
elijah schaffer
What do you guys think about the original startings of Pride as a riot, as a protest, and now it's been taken over by companies almost entirely?
It's gotten like, like there's just company after company after company trying to sell their products and say, hey, look, we love gay people, buy our stuff.
When it started about unity, there's very few community groups.
It's mostly just companies.
I mean, does that shock you?
Does that frustrate you?
unidentified
It doesn't shock me at all.
I think it's just important that people who are like in the queer community know that like buying something from a corporation during June doesn't mean like you're really supporting something.
If you really want to do something, you should support like queer businesses and queer communities and just like spread more awareness.
And like it's fun to like buy all the rainbow stuff, but like be aware that like there's more like going on.
And I think that corporate pride really overshadows that where they're just like, hey, look at all this stuff that we're going to sell you.
And they don't really talk about injustice in other countries.
It's mostly about like what they can capitalize off of.
And I think that's kind of what Pride has become.
elijah schaffer
What has Pride done for you?
unidentified
Low.
Low.
Love.
elijah schaffer
How I feel.
Are you feeling the beat?
unidentified
Low.
Love.
Love.
elijah schaffer
And so you're all supportive of the love.
unidentified
God is love.
I don't think hate speech should be protected, frankly.
If you're inciting violence against someone, if you're inciting bigotry, if you're inciting anything like that, I don't think you can stand a sane aside and say we're just the medium.
If they're going to be out here and promoting those voices, if they're going to bang out here and clearly taking a side on the issue and saying we are for queer communities, we are for, we are positive like queer creators, then they should be protecting them.
should be doing something about their platforms being used as cyber-bullying.
elijah schaffer
So what do you think about Pride?
unidentified
He is a lover of all.
elijah schaffer
Oh no, they're kissing.
That's gay dogs.
Who would have known?
To be honest, Dog Slobber is probably the least gross thing that's been on this today.
unidentified
I just came as a passorby, you know, I'm from Texas, so I just wanted to experience, you know, like the Pride parade.
Anyways, so I was walking by and I asked.
Love will win.
elijah schaffer
Love will win.
Hate has no place in our world.
Yeah, that's right.
Hate has no place in our world.
unidentified
That's right.
That's right.
I totally agree.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so why are you here?
unidentified
Why are you spreading hate?
Because I came and the spirit led me here and I just got the sign.
What am I doing?
elijah schaffer
And the spirit told you to be hateful?
I think she just was walking here and pulled up the sign and said, Jesus, I'll be.
Check the other side.
What does it say?
unidentified
We'll check it out.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I think it just says choose.
That wait, this one's not, it says anything.
It says, choose life, love Christ.
unidentified
The spirit led me here, and I have no hate in my heart, and I'm having a great, great time.
And it's a beautiful day that the Lord has made, and we're going to be happy and rejoice in it.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's go.
unidentified
They shouldn't be out here.
They can be out here on any other day, and they choose to be here.
They could be at church joining us.
We're celebrating us.
Why bring us down?
elijah schaffer
That sign is pretty positive, I think.
This is choose life, love Christ.
Not that one.
Thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive.
We were here at the Pride Parade talking to people who were getting blasted in their face by all the steam that's out here.
You know, we got a couple of naked guys behind me, which will probably, I'm just getting too much of this stuff blasted.
It's blast to heat.
But anyways, oh, oh, oh, I can't be on there?
No.
Just the outro?
unidentified
No, that's a steam thing.
elijah schaffer
I know, but it felt good.
unidentified
No, you can't do that.
elijah schaffer
All right, I can't do that, but I can walk around with my out in public.
Anyways, it's like, you can't stand on Steam, but I can just put my out in front of children.
Welcome to Pride 2019.
Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching.
You know, the thing about Pride that I want us all to leave with is that I'm not entirely sure that people really care about who people have sex with.
I think people need to really come down to the fact that sometimes people just don't like Pride in this type of event because it's kind of disgusting in a lot of ways and really annoying.
And that doesn't mean they don't like gay people.
Actually, I know a lot of gay people who are not a big fan of Pride.
And they don't identify themselves by a group.
They're independent thinkers.
And who they have sex with is not a huge factor in their identity.
It's just, oh, there's a steam.
I'm not allowed to be near the steam.
Pull my c out.
I'm just kind of not going to do it.
But anyways, what do you guys think?
I mean, do you think that it's homophobic just because you criticize a movement?
Maybe you don't like parts of the movement.
That's the whole thing, man.
It goes with a lot of things.
You're not necessarily anti-Semitic just because you criticize Israel.
You're not homophobic because you criticize Pride.
You're allowed to be a critical thinker in this country, and that's what people are trying to stop, critical thinking.
But we're not going to stop.
And there you go.
We have a couple more signing out.
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