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Trump's National Emergency | Ep 3

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elijah schaffer
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Austin.
Welcome back to slightly offensive, uncut episode.
austen fleccas fletcher
Episode 3.
I beat you to it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, welcome back to episode 3, special edition on National Emergency America.
This is your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer, with my co-host, Austin Fletcher, from Flecka's Talks.
unidentified
Hello.
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All right.
So obviously you've heard of what's already been going on.
The national emergency has been basically declared.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
Happy National Emergency Day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know what is so scary about this actually, but I want to start by looking at what is going on here.
We're going to go over what's happening, what people say is happening, what we predict might happen, and sort of discussing who's against what's happening, and then also the statistics that back up why Trump is doing what he's doing.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they said that, oh, Trump, 6'3, like 240 pounds.
He's obese.
But if Hillary was president, we couldn't know and talk about how much she weighs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, thank you.
That was really necessary.
austen fleccas fletcher
I mean, it's true.
elijah schaffer
Because we were for sure talking about weight while I have the floor.
Yeah, because we were talking about weight.
But anyways, CNBC released an article about what happened today.
And I want to kind of point out right here at the beginning is as we begin, it automatically starts out discrediting Trump's decision, which is interesting in the news media that before we even talk about the details of what Trump is doing or the news doing their job and giving us just the details, it already begins with an agenda.
Listen to this.
It says President Donald Trump on Friday declared a national emergency to build a border wall, yet illegal crossings at the U.S.-Mexico border are at their lowest levels in nearly 50 years.
That sounds like undermining all that.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, it's only 300 and something thousand people as if that's if that's a negligible number.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And that's what kind of freaks me out about this is because we look at this.
There's this tweet by Ben White.
Do you know who Ben White is?
austen fleccas fletcher
I don't know who Ben White is.
elijah schaffer
I don't know who Ben White is, but he's verified.
And the blue check mark to me these days is a little bit like degrees, where it's supposed to mean something and mean that you're credible or that you have some sort of standing.
But at this point, it just means that you've been accepted to some extent by the liberal media.
Even if you're not that good, it's hard for conservatives to get verified, but it's not hard for liberals.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, I mean, that sounds like something someone who's not verified would say.
You got to make excuses.
You got to be the victim.
You got to be oppressed or something just because you can't succeed.
But in the end of the day, if you actually wanted to find a way, I bet you can get a blue check mark next to your name, Doug.
elijah schaffer
Well, not all of us are as famous as you.
If I get a blue check mark one day, I actually just got verified on YouTube, which doesn't mean anything because it was just, I just had to get 100,000 subscribers and submit it.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, am I verified on YouTube?
elijah schaffer
Did you submit for verification?
austen fleccas fletcher
I don't know.
Then you might, I think.
elijah schaffer
Do you have a check mark next to your name?
austen fleccas fletcher
I think so.
elijah schaffer
I think you do too.
austen fleccas fletcher
Anyways, I didn't even apply for that one.
They're just like, get this guy verification.
elijah schaffer
Get this guy verified.
Yes, they want this guy verified because he had a beard.
If I grew out a beard, I might be verified.
And also, people might listen to my opinion on this matter because Ben White actually said, he said this, as we await the declaration of a national emergency on the southern border, this is what illegal border crossings actually look like over the last two decades via Trump's own customs and border patrol.
So, obviously, this graph, you have this terrible bar graft.
It looks like it was made in PowerPoint, which you just are learning how to use.
austen fleccas fletcher
I'm getting pretty good at it.
Well, you helped me a lot with the first one, but I'm getting good at the down arrow.
It's just like next slide.
So, I can basically do PowerPoint.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I mean, if you want to know really who's responsible for the success of Flecka's, look no further.
You found your guy.
It's true.
Well, it's not true.
It's 99% false, but it's got a hint of truth in it.
austen fleccas fletcher
I would say more than 99.
unidentified
What do you say?
austen fleccas fletcher
99.9%?
elijah schaffer
9%.
Yeah.
It's like the germs.
0.1%.
austen fleccas fletcher
Elijah helped me make a PowerPoint, which I presented to a school, but he literally helped me physically make the PowerPoint.
And we discussed the ideas, and I had it pretty fleshed out.
And it's like, yeah, and I paid you for it.
That's mine.
That's mine, dog.
elijah schaffer
So we won't take credit, but I am...
austen fleccas fletcher
Thank you for it.
elijah schaffer
Well, have you ever wondered too, speaking of that, of this whole idea of the 99%, 0.9% of germs are killed?
What is that 0.01% of germs that are not killed?
That sounds dangerous.
So I would say that I'm still a threat.
austen fleccas fletcher
It does, but I wonder, I think our bodies can handle it because there hasn't been an outbreak of anything too crazy.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Okay, but anyways, Ben White, this blue check mark guy, I don't know where, how did we get there from there?
That's pretty good stuff.
austen fleccas fletcher
I blame the hosts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, there you go.
Ben White specifically stated that, you know, he shows this graph of this downward trend of illegal immigration.
And it goes down showing that there's only a few hundred thousand illegal immigrants crossing, which, like you stated earlier, is pretty remarkable that we're mocking the numbers of like, oh, only 300 and something thousand people legally crossed.
We don't need a wall.
As in, like, if 300 something thousand people crossed into my home illegally, I would have had a wall before the first one came in.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, yeah.
And there was enough fentanyl last year that was caught at ports of entry.
Enough fentanyl was seized to kill the entire population of the United States, which is scary.
And everyone says, oh, as all comes to the ports of entry, that's the percentage of seized drugs is through the ports of entry.
How many drugs go across the border with people that don't get caught?
A ton.
How can you calculate that?
You can't.
So 90% of the seas stuff comes across ports of entry, which makes sense.
There's rules and fences and walls and people.
That's why.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And you know what?
And the thing is, it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that this national emergency is being called because, you know, it comes right down in the same article.
It says that Congress passed a spending bill Thursday night to avert another government shutdown.
The bill allocates $1.375 billion for 55 miles of border fencing, far less than the 5.7 billion Trump had requested, which is like, yeah, if the president is saying, hey, we need this amount of fencing and I need this amount of money.
And then Congress says, yeah, well, we got you a bill, but it's not what you thought is good for the country.
This kind of puts an interesting pike against the presidency and the Congress, which is not uncommon, especially Obama with Obamacare, right?
I mean, Obama had this idea where he wanted these mandates and he wanted everyone to have health care.
And he sort of circumvented and went around Congress as well in some ways.
I mean, he really did.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
And everyone gets mad and oh, executive overreach.
And like, oh, when the Democrats take over, we're going to do it too.
They're going to do it anyway.
Do you think they're going to hold back?
The progressive Democrats, are they going to hold back anything and be like, well, Donald Trump didn't cross that many lines.
As soon as they get a progressive in power, if they ever do, they are going to go all in on everything ASAP.
They're not going to wait.
They're going to go in on gun control.
They're going to go in on climate change, all this stupid big stuff.
It makes no sense.
So when people say, like, oh, Trump shouldn't do this, it's a bad precedent.
Eh, maybe constitutionally.
But the game is the game.
The game is the game, and this is who we're up against.
Who we're up against doesn't care about the Constitution.
We got to get our shots in, you know, right at the whistle, you know?
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And that's the point: they're kind of threatening saying Trump should be a president of inaction just because if you do something, then when we're in office, we're going to do something too.
Which I'm saying to the Democrats, good, when you're in office, please do something.
Now, I don't think that a border wall and security is the same thing as nationalized health care because a border wall is directly protecting citizens.
And you know what?
Actually, I'll say the truth here.
One thing interesting is that another article that was just from last month from CNBC, who mocked this number, did make a good point, though.
That before we start blaming Trump, saying, oh, he's just, you know, doing what Obama did and trying to push his agenda, you know, they said that one population at the border has grown in recent years, and that's asylum seekers.
Check this out.
In fiscal 2018, 92,959 people at the southern border requested asylum.
That's up 67% from the previous year.
And what's even crazier is that it says, okay, asylum seekers made up 18% of all apprehensions at the border, a dramatic departure from 2000, 2013, when fewer than 1% of those encountered by CBP initiated asylum claims.
Which is the point.
It's not because apprehensions are high that we need the border.
It's the aggregate population of people at the southern border is increasing, right?
Because the asylum seekers are waiting at the port of entry to get in.
This isn't just like people who are illegally crossing in.
It's up 67%.
So you have this mass of people hoarding towards the border, and you're mad at the president because he wants to put up a wall to contain them so that they can be processed instead of come over illegally.
That's absurd.
austen fleccas fletcher
Very, very absurd.
Yeah.
And also, when it comes to executive overreach, everyone thinks, oh, the president's doing too much.
It's like, remember when Obama did DACA, when he got involved in healthcare, got involved in energy, got involved in Wall Street?
It's like, talk about executive overreach.
Now we're actually doing it to solve a problem.
elijah schaffer
When you think about this, the same study said that CBP apprehended six Al-Qaeda, I think it was Al-Qaeda-linked, maybe it's not, but just six people on the government terrorist watch list.
Okay, so you have this government terrorist watch list.
Some of it's a bit bogus.
I know it's like you might have texted the word bomb or something and you happen to be the race that also happens to very oftentimes be the race that uses bombs.
But we won't say that.
But, you know, you can get on the watch list.
But still, I mean, they apprehended people that they suspect of terrorism.
And this article does the same thing.
It like mocks the American people saying, look, guys, you really want a border wall?
Look, there was only six people who wanted to kill you trying to get over for sure.
Or probably.
And you know what?
Maybe whatever.
Maybe it only takes one person to set off a bomb or be a suicide bomber.
But look, we don't really care.
Which shows they don't actually care about the people.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, I don't want a third of a 9-11 happening.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Only six people here because six people never did anything wrong in the country.
But we know, you know, according to Don Lemon, that it's these terrorists are not the real threat to our country.
Of course, it's white men who are, what does he say?
They are indoctrinated to the far extremist right ideas, I think he said.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, radicalized, right?
elijah schaffer
Radicalized, right?
Thank you, Don Lemon.
But that's a good question, though, with this overreach.
The argument is here that there's overreach.
And there's an article from New York Times.
Check this out.
And we got to talk about this because this is really important to try to compare these.
You know, it's out of Washington.
Wow.
Thank you for clarifying that the president made a claim out of Washington.
It says, President Trump declared a national emergency at the border on Friday to access billions of dollars to build a border wall that Congress refused to give him, transforming a highly charged policy dispute into a fundamental confrontation over separation of powers.
All right, so what the New York Times is asserting here is actually a really important argument that I think a lot of conservatives are wanting to know.
And that's, do we support Donald Trump's national emergency at the southern border?
Like you mentioned, because there's always a struggle with people on whether or not we should support the government doing any power overreach.
And then the question is, then, is this new to President Trump?
Like, is President Trump really what the media is saying?
Is he like a fascist overlord who's trying to abuse his power and make these not even executive actions, but these national emergency executive orders, maybe I might call them.
Because they're making a claim here, right?
That Donald Trump is literally trying to acquire more power, that he's trying, he's violating the separation of power, that we should be alarmed.
They're insinuating this by what he's doing.
And a lot of conservatives are concerned too.
I mean, should a conservative president be creating national emergencies when he can't get his budget passed with Congress?
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, I mean, at the end of the day, it has to be held up in court.
It has to go through the legal process and it has to be basically approved in court.
So that's also the response when people say, oh, Democrats will do it too.
Good, let them do whatever you want.
But you still have to go through the legal process and it still has to hold up in court.
Will this hold up in court?
I think so.
Especially if RBG, by the time this gets to the Supreme Court.
elijah schaffer
She's back in, though.
austen fleccas fletcher
She's back in.
I still haven't seen pictures of her.
I hope she's doing well.
elijah schaffer
I mean, I don't know, maybe.
austen fleccas fletcher
But by the time this hits the Supreme Court, we're talking, what, within like a year?
elijah schaffer
I mean, this will take a while.
Yeah, it's like a year to pass the court system for sure.
austen fleccas fletcher
So, you know, RBG's out, new person's in.
I think it holds up.
I just worry about the bill itself.
I just really, I wish he didn't sign it.
elijah schaffer
Well, we don't even know technically.
We don't know what he's going to do with that.
It could be, like you mentioned, a bait and switch.
But I want to bring this up because I think a lot of people don't realize how many national emergencies have been called.
If I was to give you a guess right now, how many national emergencies have been called since the National Emergency Act of 1976 was signed into law by President Gerald Ford?
What would you say?
austen fleccas fletcher
200?
elijah schaffer
I mean, a little bit less, like 58, but you were close.
austen fleccas fletcher
58 only?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's 58 national emergencies have been declared.
But that's 1976.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, like, Obama and Bush did 13 and 13 or 10 and 10.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
I mean, okay, let's look at this then because this is important.
austen fleccas fletcher
Don't include my guess.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but that's this is so important.
Because when we look at this, there are 31 that have been annually renewed and are currently still in effect as listed in the Federal Register.
And this is a report by ABC News, by the way.
See, I did not know that we had 31 national emergencies signed by presidents that are still in effect today.
Did you know that?
austen fleccas fletcher
I did not know that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, you wouldn't know that because all you know is the one that's today, which is the one they're saying, this is crazy.
How could a president do this?
But let's play a little guessing game here.
How many national emergencies did Clinton sign?
austen fleccas fletcher
13.
elijah schaffer
Seven?
unidentified
Seven.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I thought it would be more too, actually.
austen fleccas fletcher
Okay, next.
elijah schaffer
I thought it'd be more.
What about Bush Jr.?
Now, we know Bush Jr. did because this was a pretty turmoil.
10?
10.
Exactly.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
10.
austen fleccas fletcher
10.
elijah schaffer
I think I counted right.
I might have counted wrong, but I don't know.
10 and then obama had 10.
yeah 10.
Boom.
austen fleccas fletcher
Okay, so I know a lot of us.
elijah schaffer
But a lot of us are thinking, okay, cool.
Yeah, Bush signed 10, probably.
Obama, wait, wait, what?
Obama signed 10 national emergencies.
To be honest, I mean, I was pretty young during both terms of his office.
I was more politically involved the second term.
I've been against Obama from the beginning.
I was never an Obama fan.
austen fleccas fletcher
How about Homie Trump?
How many has Trump done?
And what was the first one Trump ever did?
Do you know this?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I actually do.
And this is what's crazy: Trump's first national emergency was on December 20th, 2017.
And the national emergency was with respect to blocking the property of persons involved in serious human rights abuse or corruption in post sanctions on the Myanmar general for his role in persecuting Rohingya Muslims.
So right here, it says that literally Trump's first emergency was used to prosecute or punish people who unfairly hurt Muslims.
Why have we never heard about that?
That Trump used his power.
One of his first power actions in December of 2017 that he used nationally was in the protection of Muslims.
You're not going to hear that one on the mainstream.
austen fleccas fletcher
You did not hear that at all.
They do not like to show things that make him look normal and nice.
They only want to make him look mean and evil.
elijah schaffer
I'm even surprised.
I voted for the guy and I'm surprised.
austen fleccas fletcher
I didn't know that, but I did, but I didn't like forever.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, so you don't know.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, I did know because I looked it up today.
elijah schaffer
Right, but the thing of the matter is, is when it comes down to it, is it's like, okay, cool.
Yeah, he used his national emergency to protect Muslims.
You wouldn't have known that.
But here's what's crazier.
Obama had a national emergency that he put out.
And guess what?
In July 25th of 2011, it was the national emergency with respect to blocking property of transnational criminals in response to a rise in crime by specific organizations, one of which was the Los Zetas criminal cartel in Mexico.
Which I didn't say whether it's active or not.
I'm sure it's probably still active.
Someone could fact-check me, but it probably is.
We have a national emergency being called by Obama in 2011 that's probably active about the increasing crime at the southern border.
And then we're getting mad that our current president is trying to fix that problem instead of just freezing their assets.
He's actually trying to prevent the cross-traffic of their goods and services.
austen fleccas fletcher
Wow.
I want the El Chapa bill to work.
I like that idea.
Why don't Cruz do that?
Why don't we just do that?
Take all that billions and just make the wall and Mexico paid for it.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that Ted Cruz's bill?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, and that would really solve a lot of problems.
The question is, though, do you think Ted really check off a lot of the boxes I'm looking for personally?
elijah schaffer
Well, one thing that I have a question on that is, is that with the money that they froze or his assets, is it liquid assets?
I mean, do they actually have the cash or is it just like property and drugs?
I mean, because when talking about taking billions of dollars from El Chapo, did they get billions of dollars in cash?
austen fleccas fletcher
I think there are billions in cash, or like frozen assets and accounts and literal blocks of cash.
And I'm sure it's property and drugs and cars and stuff like that, too.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, because there's got to be billions of dollars allocated that can be used and sold.
Because even crazier is, here's something that I think is really interesting about this whole thing, is that NPR released an article talking about how basically California is planning on suing Donald Trump for his executive action here or sorry, executive national emergency.
And it says that Governor Gavin Newsom joined State Attorney General Xavier Becerra to decry Trump's plan at a news conference Friday.
They also hinted that a multi-state lawsuit against the administration was imminent.
Donald Trump will see you in court, Newsom said.
And here's the crazy thing.
Donald Trump just asked Governor Newsom for $3.5 billion back from a botched railroad high-speed project in California that the federal government had given him.
So Governor Newsom shut down this project, right?
And so technically he owes the government, the federal government, $3.5 billion.
And when asked by Trump to return it, this was this week, he said it's California money now.
So California won't even give money back to Trump for their projects.
And now they think they can sue the federal government and Trump for more money or something.
austen fleccas fletcher
Give us back that money, Gavin Newsom.
When he talks, his body language is very off-putting.
Like he'll talk and he'll be up there and he'll have like this hook finger and he'll just like always be like, yeah, we're going to fight back.
And it's like, I don't trust the guy.
He looks like a villain from a Marvel movie.
He's going to, you know, he looks like someone from Batman.
elijah schaffer
Well, he can't keep illegals out of his own state.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, Governor Newsom.
I mean, people say they think we have like 2 million in this city, maybe in Los Angeles.
Depends what report you follow.
But Governor Newsom can't keep illegals out of his own state.
And meanwhile, you know, you think Trump cares?
Isn't it Newsome who's actually deciding to take troops away from the border, the National Guard?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, he's pulling the National Guard.
Thanks, Gavin.
I'm sure that's a good idea.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Gavin, you can't keep...
How many needles have you found outside your apartment?
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, every day I go outside my apartment, there's needles and there's poop on the ground.
People go to the bathroom on the ground and there's pee everywhere.
If you see pee, you can tell it's pee because there's blood in it.
It's disgusting.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
I mean, that's actually the case with Newsome.
And, you know, he's suing Trump when he himself is kind of liable in his state for $3.5 billion.
I would say if someone's considering that you owe them $3.5 billion, it's not the wisest thing to then come out and say, well, I'm going to sue you.
And actually, this might just be a response from Newsom, who's trying to deflect away from the fact that California has a fiscal financial responsibility to pay back the federal government, that he's going to do what a lot of leftists do, where he goes, I'm not going to pay you back because you're immoral.
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
You're mean.
I'm not going to be a man.
unidentified
You're mean.
elijah schaffer
So I'm not going to do what's legal or what I need to do because I don't like you.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
And he also used to be married to Kimberly Guilfoyle from Fox, who's now dating Donald Trump Jr.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that weird that he had sex with the same woman that Donald Trump Jr. did, which is like, maybe you might not say that on camera, but I would.
And I think that's kind of interesting that two powerhouses from the far left and not even the far right, because Donald Trump Jr. is not that far right.
But you have this far leftist, progressive guy, and Kimberly Guilfoyle was his wife.
What a bizarre.
No wonder where that ended in being.
austen fleccas fletcher
I think that's what red-pilled her, probably.
She probably was married to Gavin Newsom and was like, this guy sucks.
San Francisco's messed up.
I'm out of here.
Toodles to this hater.
And then went to go date Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I think that's one of the main factors here that we have to consider is that when we look at why California is suing Trump, it's because they're saying the same thing that the ACLU is saying, which is that there's no national emergency at the southern border, which is totally untrue because I pulled up some statistics here from CBP.gov, which some people might not really, you know, think might be accurate, but at the same time, we have to look at them because realistically, they're just giving stats of what they found.
So basically, the U.S. Border Patrol and drug seizures for cocaine in pounds were 6,423.
Heroin was 532 pounds.
Marijuana was 439,000 pounds.
Methamphetamine, 10,000.
And fentanyl, 332.
Now, this is not even from the business.
Like, I was looking at this.
This is from patrol drug seizures.
So, like, when they're just patrolling and they catch people, this isn't actual where they, there's a whole separate stat for when they have like stings and seizures like that.
This is from actual patrols.
austen fleccas fletcher
Just random people.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
How much heroin does it take to kill a junkie?
I mean, what, a couple spoonfuls?
austen fleccas fletcher
Maybe?
Depends how they do it.
Usually what heroin, how heroin kills people, it's usually when you're coming, trying to go off of it, like before rehab.
You either do too much, like one last run, and it kills you.
Or if you do go off of it for a little bit and then you get back on, your tolerance isn't as high as it used to be.
So you do heroin like you used to.
Like, oh, last month I did this much, but your tolerance isn't built up because you didn't do it.
And then you bam and you die.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Yes, you die.
That's really, that's really a good explanation.
Kids, don't do drugs.
As Fleck has said, it...
austen fleccas fletcher
Don't inject yourself with anything.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, don't.
Well, I mean, unless that's like, unless it's insulin because you're diabetic and for the most part, don't snort anything.
Well, don't tell people that are watching this show they're diabetic, don't take your insulin because you could be liable for medical diabetics.
austen fleccas fletcher
Don't take your insulin.
elijah schaffer
I'm not, that's not a sponsor of my show.
But you know what?
If you do need energy, I'm not saying it's doctor approved, but you could try Donna Dust.
I know it'll give you some energy.
All right, so look.
austen fleccas fletcher
I've never taken this tough, and I look like this.
So this is a lot of people.
My as well give it a try.
It's worth something.
They might be onto something.
elijah schaffer
Well, they are onto something.
And even crazier, when we look at this stat, there were over 377 apprehensions of MS-13 by, I think it was by the southern border.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's like one a day.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And what's crazy about MS-13 is when you look at this map.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's who they caught.
elijah schaffer
When you look at this map, you look at the densities of where MS-13 is.
And other than, of course, they're dense in Washington, D.C. I'm not going to get into conspiracy theories about MS-13 in Washington, D.C. and why Trump is against them and a lot of people dying under the Clintons because I wouldn't go into areas like that.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't go into that kind of topic.
austen fleccas fletcher
I might.
Well, looks like.
I'm not going to, because I don't want to get shot by MS-13 twice in the back in a botched robbery.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Because I don't want to accidentally expose the Clintons and then die by a car accident.
austen fleccas fletcher
I don't want to get anything taken from me.
elijah schaffer
Because I've said bad things about the Clintons.
Yeah, and I don't want to accidentally crash my car on, you know, in the middle of the night.
That's what I don't want to happen to me.
And if you look at here, their presence is so heavy in California and Texas border towns.
It's like, and the further north you go, the less of them you have, which means that these people are clearly migrating from the south.
And 377, there's about 10,000 or total, 10,000 MS-13 members.
So what, that's something like 3%?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
3 or 4% increase of total of the gang trying to increase their gang population through migration in 2018.
That's dangerous enough to me, considering that I've seen what they do here in LA.
They like skin people.
They'll drag people behind cars.
They'll beat them with a baseball bat like just because just because you disrespected them.
austen fleccas fletcher
They'll stab you with like a million knives.
If you want to get out of the gang, the reason they have all the tattoos is like every time you kill someone, I think you get a tattoo.
And then if you want to get out of the gang, they have to burn the tattoos off you, which kills you.
Also, look at that graph.
No one's going south.
No one's going to sit down.
MS-13 is going to be a bad thing.
elijah schaffer
It's not in South America.
Everyone is going that way.
austen fleccas fletcher
Everyone is heading towards...
elijah schaffer
Well, it's not in Africa.
I mean, you don't see.
I mean, I don't know if the debt, but we don't know if the graph even pictured or accounted for Africa, but you do see the gang moving in a direction.
What I'm saying, I don't know if it accounts for South America.
Yeah, but it didn't go to Africa or South America because why?
There's not a good country to mess up there, really.
And that's not a bash.
Actually, Brazil's on the uprise, though.
I will say Brazil's going in a good direction.
But you know what?
Here's the thing.
And I kind of want to bring it to a dissent here.
The real reason why I think people are against this wall and why Trump had to file a national emergency is because I don't think that those on the left that are mostly, I would say, either far left or too far left from the center to have any reasonable self-will.
They're controlled by their party.
Are never going to clear this wall because they know that if they clear it, then Trump stays true to one of his most important campaign promises.
And if they have a president in this country who actually stood true to his promise, that would pretty much guarantee him re-elected.
So by complicating the process at the expense of the safety of the American people, these politicians are trying to make sure Trump doesn't get re-elected.
And they don't really care about us.
They don't care about the people or what it is that we, that, you know, that citizens are dying at the hands of illegals about illegal crime, about people taking jobs, about overpopulation.
And for those in this country that think that it's, oh, there's not a lot of them, come to LA.
Actually, there's entire enclaves that are just illegals.
So maybe it doesn't affect you, but a lot of us, it does actually affect.
And you have gangs and all these things, and the left doesn't care, though.
Because they don't, because this wall gives Trump more plight with the people.
It actually does good for the American people.
And if Trump does good for us, that's bad for them.
And so they're going to just gamble our safety away just to make him look bad.
austen fleccas fletcher
And what's the best thing Trump could do would be to double down, stay strong, and demand the wall.
And in the meantime, when demanding the wall, show the hypocrisy.
Show what you're saying, how the Democrats are willing to sell out the safety of the American people in order to just play political politics and throw a political punch at Trump.
Oh, we're not going to give Trump what he wants.
He wants to keep the country safe.
unidentified
Cool.
austen fleccas fletcher
Keep showing that on air.
He can keep airing that on TV.
Keep showing that on primetime.
And at the end of the day, what's Trump going to do?
Get the wall with or without them.
They're not going to help.
They're not going to negotiate.
Cool.
This is how much they care about national security.
This is how much I do.
National emergency.
Give me that money.
Build the wall 2020, baby.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, if you guys didn't know, Austin's also a rapper.
That was pretty good.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's just kind of bars, facts.
elijah schaffer
That was pretty good.
Bars.
austen fleccas fletcher
Facts, bars, facts.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but not, look, not the bars, not the kind of bars that Hillary Clinton would have been behind if people hadn't accidentally committed suicide or the kind of bars.
austen fleccas fletcher
And then drinks and gets a little loopy.
elijah schaffer
Well, she's a woman who likes to drink a lot, or she has some clear health problems, which I won't get into.
austen fleccas fletcher
I like that she pops Xanax.
elijah schaffer
But maybe it's probably prescribed at that point.
You could easily get a prescribed Xanax at that point.
austen fleccas fletcher
Definitely.
elijah schaffer
I could get prescribed Xanax, actually, because it's just not that hard to do.
austen fleccas fletcher
You definitely can get prescribed Xanax.
elijah schaffer
But I don't want to do what Hillary Clinton does.
austen fleccas fletcher
I've known you.
You should look into that.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
austen fleccas fletcher
You need Xanax.
That's why I brought you on the show today.
You need Xanax.
You know what?
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to say it, but dawn to dusk.
I need Dawn to dusk.
That's true.
But I want to end on this.
Now, I hate referencing Wikipedia, but I went and I looked, right?
Because Wikipedia is not that bad of a source.
I know people edit it, but if you look at the sources, right, that's what I'll do.
I'll go read something and then I'll go click on the source of where they got the information and I'll read the original source.
That's all you got to do on Wikipedia, I think, is make sure you don't just take what Wikipedia says.
You look at the sources.
And I think Wikipedia sometimes is a very good, almost encyclopedia to get you to information, like a research center.
That's what I use it as.
If you think about it, I mean, I'm not going to say that's how I got through college because I don't want to delegitimize my degree, but it might be how I got through college.
austen fleccas fletcher
Do you know how I got through college?
elijah schaffer
Ask me.
How?
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, every time I had to write a paper about something, actually, I don't know if I should say.
No, I'm just kidding.
Of course, I'm going to say it.
I wouldn't buy the books because it costs so much money.
I never read the books anyway.
So whenever I need to look something up, say the word was like prescriptions, right?
Like, oh, I've read about prescriptions.
Okay.
So I'd find the book on Google Books and I would hit Control F, like control find, and then I'd type in the word and I would just go through, oh, page 149, page 228, page 306.
And I would find like a paragraph that kind of talked about it.
And I would just cite that and write whatever I want.
Well, and every time I got a paperback, they'd be like, I would literally hand it in like a four-page paper I could write in like three hours about something I don't know.
And then every time I open the thing, it'd be like, oh, B-minus.
Like he could have gone into more detail.
You understood the subject, but could have gone deeper.
And it's like, oh, could I have finished this in a day?
Don't waste my time.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say, I thought college was a waste of time as well.
I remember thinking, like, I would just wait till the night before with college papers and write them immediately because why would I need like, why would I need to wait and actually spend a week on a paper that the professor probably doesn't read?
They'd probably skim it looking for minor issues.
I wouldn't read all the, if I was a professor, there's no way I'm reading those papers.
austen fleccas fletcher
Especially if I had a paper.
It's like, all right, this kid doesn't care.
Like, you know, I handed my senior thesis in and I apologized.
elijah schaffer
Really?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, it was a Native American studies like final class.
Is a very brilliant professor, Professor Calloway.
He was so smart.
And I went to Dartmouth, which is like a Native American school, kind of.
elijah schaffer
Native American hair when I actually went to a Native American school.
austen fleccas fletcher
It actually wasn't, but it was meant to be, but it wasn't.
elijah schaffer
Not saying you are a Native American who went to school because that's a very Warren type of warranted.
austen fleccas fletcher
I might be more Native American than her.
Probably not, but.
But I handed my paper in.
It was like 20 pages.
It was supposed to be 25 pages and it was like 20.
And I was just, and I did all the tricks, like bigger periods, like triple spaces sometimes.
I just handed it to him and I was like, thanks for a wonderful year.
unidentified
Like, you know, I was kind of, yeah, sorry about this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
Just like, here's this paper.
Here's 20 pages of stuff.
Nice meeting you.
I'm out of college now.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
That's the key thing.
On my senior thesis, I kind of have a similar story where I decided to write it on a very weird topic, which is transgender surgeries in adolescents because I had to answer a question.
By the way, I've not just like made that topic.
I was in molecular biology.
And so I tried to do something that was like at the hormone level to try to talk about how it's child abuse.
I actually tried to spin my paper.
And it turned out that it just ended in a lot of nightmares.
Because, you know, thank God there's not a lot of, you know, surgery videos that you have to look at in regards to transgender surgeries.
But I had to watch some videos of them actually taking the penis, flaying it open, tucking it in, sewing it.
And it was, I believe anyone who says that they think they're transgender, I didn't say I believe transgender is a real thing or I didn't deny it either.
I'm saying when someone says that I'm transgender and they're willing to cut off their weehuwa and stick it up in and sew it away, I'm not saying that it's a real thing.
I'm saying I believe they think it's a real thing.
Because you've got to really believe you're transgender to really cut off your snatcher roading and get it pushed up.
And I saw those videos and I remember turning in that paper and just thinking, God, I can never unsee this stuff.
And that was my conclusion.
I was like, I remember writing and I thought I'm going to get a bad grade on this paper because I literally said that transgender surgery and hormone treatment on kids is child abuse based off of these world health studies.
And I knew it was going to not go over too well in a college atmosphere.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
And that's why because of these transnational gangs, we need to have the border wall and the national emergency makes total sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's the truth.
And I was going to say at this Wikipedia though, that point is that when you look at MS-13 and these people, there's an entire section that says the Republican Party discourse on MS-13 with constant references to The Hill or to Washington Post or to New York Post saying, look, the Republicans like to talk poorly about MS-13.
Look at all these ways that they like to blame MS-13 for their problems as an inadvertently or indirectly defending MS-13.
And you've made history with this.
austen fleccas fletcher
I went to a protest, or no, it was actually a thing where they were giving Stormy Daniels the keys to West Hollywood.
Don't know why or what the plan was there, but it was right after Trump called MS-13 Animals.
And I was asking people, and people think, oh, in the videos, you probably ask a million people and include the three people that said no.
I asked five people, what do you think about Trump calling MS-13 animals?
And every single person was like, I couldn't believe it.
One lady said, oh, I couldn't believe it.
He's a pig, which makes no sense.
One guy said, you know, it's a big gang.
They're not all animals.
It's a big gang.
People are defending MS-13 now.
Let's throw some clips if we can.
Did you hear him call MS-13 animals?
unidentified
Yes, I did.
austen fleccas fletcher
What did you think about that?
unidentified
I think he's a pig.
And an animal.
elijah schaffer
I mean, you know, you smell your own, I guess.
austen fleccas fletcher
Maybe not all people in that group are animals.
unidentified
No, they're not animals at all.
They're human beings, just like all of us.
I think he's a pig.
He's just using that as an excuse to, I don't know, justify his being such a racist.
austen fleccas fletcher
And then this week, Trump made the comment about MS-13 being animals.
Did you hear about that?
unidentified
It did.
austen fleccas fletcher
What do you think about that?
unidentified
I think he's criticizing his own American people.
What can you say about this guy?
He's the animal.
austen fleccas fletcher
Would you agree that not all MS-13 members are animals?
unidentified
Absolutely.
austen fleccas fletcher
Cool.
And then it kind of, yeah, exactly.
It's just like a negative, always negative in the news, always negative in the news.
unidentified
The guys that are running around, gangbanging, killing people, they're animals.
But the rest of the gang.
It's a big gang, you know?
austen fleccas fletcher
It's so bad.
It's so sad.
And it's just anything to go against Trump to the point where it's like we're sacrificing our national security, something that we need, something that both sides have talked about needing for so long.
And we're going to throw it away just because Trump's mean and we're mad at Trump and Alex and a bartender's in charge.
I'm done.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think it's a good way to close it: is that the left really doesn't care about the American people.
They just hate Trump and their push to demonize him for this national emergency.
When Obama did it 10 times, Bush did it, and making him seem weird.
Also, failing to mention that his first national emergency was to actually help Rohingya, I think that's how you say it, Rohingya Muslims.
Either way, he was helping Muslims.
You'd never hear about Trump helping Muslims.
And this is all just going to be spun to make him seem like a psychomaniac, megalomaniac, fascist dictator who's trying to override the Constitution and the separation of powers all for the sake of his own pride and ego when really he's doing what his constituents and the people of this country voted for dramatically when they put him into office.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, as Don Lemon says, Trump's building the wall to keep out immigrants.
elijah schaffer
And Don Lemon very rarely said anything worthwhile.
So we end on that.
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